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Speaker 1: The Nike Podcast. Here's Nikki. Hello here, I am welcome

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Speaker 1: to the show. It's Nicki Gleaser Podcast. I just realized

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Speaker 1: that the thing that I hung on the wall fell

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Speaker 1: at some point. So there's just like a black spot.

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Speaker 1: There's a blank space baby, and the baground. I mean,

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Speaker 1: it really is blending in. You are like wearing the

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Speaker 1: green screen of shirts because the wall you're against his yellow,

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Speaker 1: and then your shirt is the exact same color. New shirt. No,

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Speaker 1: just you know, just never bold enough to wear it

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Speaker 1: on Air's scary. Yeah, it's scary to wear colors for boys. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: depending on the color. But I really don't give a

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Speaker 1: shit anymore. It doesn't it's just I don't know. I

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Speaker 1: like the mustard. Oh god, this Mike thing that I

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Speaker 1: just put on smells like, oh my poop literal literally no,

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Speaker 1: I mean really, and it looked dirty. I'm gonna I mean,

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Speaker 1: it's from Amazon, so it's not like I can't really

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Speaker 1: do anything about it. It's probably from people that it's bad, right,

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Speaker 1: Like it's on my hands, it's poop. So I got

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Speaker 1: these new mic covers that are I got pink my covers.

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Speaker 1: Look at Andrews online. It's bright and beautiful, and then

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Speaker 1: the one that I just I mean I took I

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Speaker 1: took it off because it's not like poop, but it

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Speaker 1: was not its right. I know. I was just watching

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Speaker 1: We were just watching Nathan for You the other day

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Speaker 1: because I was telling the show Um not the New

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Speaker 1: One day, I was watching Nathan for You, like his

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Speaker 1: first comedy Central, which I think is one of the

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Speaker 1: funniest things ever. You watched that, right and just starting

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Speaker 1: I haven't watched the rehearsal. Yeah, I haven't watched that,

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Speaker 1: but the first episode is um the one where that

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Speaker 1: he's at he's trying to make an the yogurt shop.

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Speaker 1: He's trying to go in and improve their business. So

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Speaker 1: if you haven't seen the show, Nathan for You is like,

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Speaker 1: it's kind of like The Profit. If you know that

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Speaker 1: show on MSNBC, which is one of my favorite shows ever.

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Speaker 1: Um Marcus Lamonis on that show goes into companies and

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Speaker 1: like invest in them, and Um gets equity in the

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Speaker 1: company and then he like totally revamps it and he's

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Speaker 1: he's about the three piece people, product and process, and

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Speaker 1: we would always add a fourth and say pussy, but Um,

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Speaker 1: he wouldn't appreciate that because he's a good man man.

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Speaker 1: I love he loves you know. I see him liking

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Speaker 1: a lot of your posts and stuff. He's yeah, well,

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Speaker 1: I was such a fan of his and then for

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Speaker 1: some reason he found out I was a fan of his,

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Speaker 1: and then he became a fan of mine. He almost

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Speaker 1: came to see us that one of our shows on

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Speaker 1: the road. Um, I think in um in Florida, he

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Speaker 1: had like has a home there. He's he started camping Worlds.

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Speaker 1: That's who he is. If you've never seen the Prompt

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Speaker 1: Profit on MSNBC, it is such a touching show. And

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Speaker 1: why I love Marcus Lamonis is that he he cares

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Speaker 1: about people. Like he'll go in and like just completely

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Speaker 1: um It'll be like a father sub business and there

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Speaker 1: will be just like they've not talked in years and

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Speaker 1: he just is like really emotionally like he's emotionally focused,

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Speaker 1: but also completely business minded and always doing the right

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Speaker 1: thing and never budging on like no I want fifty

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Speaker 1: one and they're like, I will not give you fifty

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Speaker 1: one percent of my pie business. And he's just like,

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Speaker 1: well then your pipe business is gonna fail because I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna save it. And he does good for the people,

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Speaker 1: but he also wants to make a profit because his

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Speaker 1: name is the Prophet, which is a great name for

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Speaker 1: a show because it's like a prophet as in like

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Speaker 1: and so he um put on one episode, I love

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Speaker 1: it so much. He goes into this like I don't

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Speaker 1: know if it's like a it's like a kayaking company

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Speaker 1: or something. They like make kayaks or like water sports

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Speaker 1: kiss because ever one of them is like a radio

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Speaker 1: of those like Morning Zoo guys, but he's like misogynists

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Speaker 1: like Morning Zoo. A kayak could talk, it would sound yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: would be this idiot and sorry, come on, well yeah

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Speaker 1: that was a little don't come on, please let turn

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Speaker 1: so left turn on a c into a manatee, arrested

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Speaker 1: all over. So um, he's sitting there with this and

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Speaker 1: by the way, the production that goes into these places

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Speaker 1: so I just watched that show a lot. Actually, you know,

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Speaker 1: so much goes into even before they start. He walks

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Speaker 1: in the doors like they I discovered this place? Who

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Speaker 1: wrote to me? He kind of talks like this, and

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Speaker 1: they're looking for uh dollars and it feels like shark

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Speaker 1: tank with heart exactly. Yes, so like dolphin tanks. Are

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Speaker 1: dolphins have heart? Seal? Well, I don't know if they

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Speaker 1: have heart. They're just they're just corny. I don't know

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Speaker 1: if they have like heart, though they like to do that.

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Speaker 1: You ever hear that joke, how do you how do

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Speaker 1: you dolphins? Yeah, it's like trying to put in the

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Speaker 1: butt or something. Yeah, it's from It's from my special.

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Speaker 1: So he went. He goes to this one place and

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Speaker 1: they've put I just know they put so much money

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Speaker 1: I mean, it's an hour long that they devote to

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Speaker 1: companies per episode, depending on how mch footage they guess get.

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Speaker 1: But he gets in and he's sitting across from this

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Speaker 1: guy and this guy's like, they're just meeting for the

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Speaker 1: first time and he says something about women. Like He's like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: And he's like, well, yeah, because women are holes. He

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Speaker 1: we're done here, We're done. There's no negotiating, there was

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Speaker 1: no like let's make this work done. Like the second

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Speaker 1: he heard this guy was in misogynist and just said

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Speaker 1: something gross. He was freaking done. And the other night

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Speaker 1: my dad did the same thing. My dad told me

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Speaker 1: tennis with. And of course my dad brought up the

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Speaker 1: January six hearings and he was like, I'm looking forward

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Speaker 1: to watching those, and he was just trying. I know,

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Speaker 1: he doesn't agree politically with everyone in his group and

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Speaker 1: he knows that too, And I was just like, Dad,

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Speaker 1: don't know, I don't know. Anything about us. Love is there.

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Speaker 1: And so my dad said, up, excorry about these January

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Speaker 1: six hearings. And you know, of course, one of the

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Speaker 1: guys was like, that's a bunch of bullshit. It's a

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Speaker 1: you know, the you know, it's a clown show and

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Speaker 1: blah blah, and and he said something about like my

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Speaker 1: dad told me yesterday. The guy was like, Nancy Pelosi

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Speaker 1: is a fucking vampire, just old bitch woman. And he

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Speaker 1: was like if I would have been there, I would

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Speaker 1: say something, but what do you think about the the

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Speaker 1: insurrectionists taking like smearing feces everywhere? Does that something you

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Speaker 1: do you support? And they were like, well, if I

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Speaker 1: the fuck you fuck you left and almost got enough fight.

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Speaker 1: It was like scary to even see my dad get

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Speaker 1: that mad, like we enacted it for me and I

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Speaker 1: was like, y, so is he investing or no, yeah, no,

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Speaker 1: that's fucking when you I have friends that I know

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Speaker 1: don't so you know you're gonna You're not gonna get

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Speaker 1: January six, and I, oh, did they change their mind?

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Speaker 1: Are they on your side now? Is that what happened?

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Speaker 1: Do they see things your way? I just can't help himself.

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Speaker 1: And he said that he was in his car just

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Speaker 1: like storms dress so angry that Yeah, sure, stress like

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Speaker 1: not good, I know, like not not Yeah, maybe need

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Speaker 1: me to fight? Tell you j you could always text

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Speaker 1: me and all, what would be your move to fight someone? Club? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: he's one of the ones. Are you foreshadowing? No, baby?

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Speaker 1: I mean I could throw hands. Yeah, I mean I

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Speaker 1: beat up pretty easily, especially an old man. Yeah. What

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Speaker 1: about Garrett if you would have been Peter Park? Oh,

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Speaker 1: good question for the first punch. I think I could

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Speaker 1: them almost more than the nice guys, because they're honest.

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Speaker 1: I just like there's someone that saying you're a piece

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Speaker 1: of ship is like kind of there's something Okay, well,

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Speaker 1: thanks for letting me know. Also, they get rewarded for it.

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Speaker 1: Why would you stop? That's you know what I mean saying,

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Speaker 1: why would they ever pick an F boy? And I

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Speaker 1: to get the money, then why would you pick anough

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Speaker 1: boy and like because they're attractive? Like that's that's the

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Speaker 1: dilemma here is that we can't stop being attracted to

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Speaker 1: guys that we know are bad for us. It's what

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Speaker 1: is the allure there? But low self esteem women have

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Speaker 1: most people have low self esteem. And I know he's laughing.

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Speaker 1: I of how you just like went right into it

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Speaker 1: self esteem. You would never want someone who didn't want you,

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Speaker 1: better than a nice guy, Like does that go through

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Speaker 1: mean maybe it's a I don't think women are really

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Speaker 1: stay with guys. I mean, we were talking this week

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Speaker 1: of how insignificant you are, and then how insignificant in

426
00:23:15,600 --> 00:23:18,520
Speaker 1: love will be like the idea of Dana Carvey had

427
00:23:18,520 --> 00:23:21,800
Speaker 1: a great bit about Bill Gates being on Jeffrey Epstein's

428
00:23:21,840 --> 00:23:24,159
Speaker 1: plane in the island and how like what a nerd

429
00:23:24,240 --> 00:23:25,879
Speaker 1: he was to Like what would he talk to a

430
00:23:25,920 --> 00:23:28,040
Speaker 1: twenty year old about or like, well, let's be honest,

431
00:23:28,560 --> 00:23:31,639
Speaker 1: probably fourteen year old about, like what does what how

432
00:23:31,640 --> 00:23:34,840
Speaker 1: would he like flirt? Like hey, ladies, Like whenever you

433
00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:39,720
Speaker 1: see like these really intelligent, like older men who have

434
00:23:39,840 --> 00:23:43,480
Speaker 1: like you know, these moguls of business and tech or whatever,

435
00:23:43,520 --> 00:23:45,800
Speaker 1: and then they're like talking to strippers, I'm always just like,

436
00:23:46,400 --> 00:23:49,240
Speaker 1: what's going on in that convo? I would love to hear?

437
00:23:49,320 --> 00:23:51,879
Speaker 1: And he did. He was so data was so funny

438
00:23:51,920 --> 00:23:54,240
Speaker 1: talking about that, and like how Bill Clinton like what

439
00:23:54,400 --> 00:23:57,160
Speaker 1: he would say to these girls, like what do these

440
00:23:58,080 --> 00:24:01,440
Speaker 1: like brilliant men who are just they don't say I

441
00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:03,960
Speaker 1: don't think Ultimately, I don't think it gets in depth.

442
00:24:04,080 --> 00:24:07,199
Speaker 1: I think it's more like their horny brain turns on

443
00:24:07,320 --> 00:24:09,159
Speaker 1: and like you said, when a guy gets horny, he

444
00:24:09,200 --> 00:24:12,360
Speaker 1: gets stupid. Yeah, so I'm sure you're just like her hair.

445
00:24:12,640 --> 00:24:14,800
Speaker 1: So I can make fun of them because like they're

446
00:24:14,840 --> 00:24:17,600
Speaker 1: so powerful. That's what I Yeah, that's what I love about.

447
00:24:17,600 --> 00:24:19,840
Speaker 1: When powerful men get horny, they just get stupid and

448
00:24:20,160 --> 00:24:23,960
Speaker 1: you just go, oh, that's why, like I just they

449
00:24:23,960 --> 00:24:27,520
Speaker 1: probably don't try to. I wouldn't. I would assume that

450
00:24:27,560 --> 00:24:31,199
Speaker 1: they probably don't try to impress the girl by showing

451
00:24:31,200 --> 00:24:34,280
Speaker 1: their intelligence. It's more like showing your wealth and showing

452
00:24:34,760 --> 00:24:37,200
Speaker 1: your power. I mean maybe they do. Maybe they get

453
00:24:37,240 --> 00:24:39,560
Speaker 1: into like, hey, you want to see my new fucking

454
00:24:40,040 --> 00:24:45,119
Speaker 1: Microsoft fucking photoshop. Yeah whatever, you know, you want to

455
00:24:45,119 --> 00:24:49,320
Speaker 1: see how good XL is now right now I'm looking

456
00:24:49,359 --> 00:24:51,960
Speaker 1: at you. Yeah, I can so put in year old

457
00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:54,439
Speaker 1: body on you. Such a dork. He's such a did

458
00:24:54,480 --> 00:24:57,600
Speaker 1: you see those photos of him? He's such a fuck,

459
00:24:57,720 --> 00:25:00,320
Speaker 1: do you? I know? It's it makes me like agree

460
00:25:00,400 --> 00:25:04,240
Speaker 1: that I love dweebs, like be yourself, love what you love.

461
00:25:04,800 --> 00:25:08,880
Speaker 1: But he's kid, he's trying so hard to because he's

462
00:25:08,880 --> 00:25:12,400
Speaker 1: not even embracing his dumb He's trying to be accepted

463
00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:16,040
Speaker 1: by Kanye and Kim and even you know the what

464
00:25:16,320 --> 00:25:19,879
Speaker 1: that Anna Wintour like him just trying to hobnob with

465
00:25:19,920 --> 00:25:22,960
Speaker 1: celebrities is so gross to me. It's like, go solve

466
00:25:23,480 --> 00:25:26,560
Speaker 1: climate change. Stop trying to go to the Met Gala.

467
00:25:26,680 --> 00:25:30,640
Speaker 1: You fucking loser like this. You you have too big

468
00:25:30,640 --> 00:25:33,480
Speaker 1: of a brain and you're in too capable of doing

469
00:25:33,520 --> 00:25:36,840
Speaker 1: amazing things to waste your time at the Met Gala.

470
00:25:37,119 --> 00:25:41,000
Speaker 1: It makes me that's all it is all, It's all

471
00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:44,359
Speaker 1: it is. Jeff Bezos. Did you see him when he

472
00:25:44,400 --> 00:25:46,760
Speaker 1: first started Amazon? He was like this baldy and little

473
00:25:46,800 --> 00:25:49,720
Speaker 1: guy and now he's dr evil with a twelve pack,

474
00:25:50,160 --> 00:25:53,119
Speaker 1: and he wants all women and they want to be

475
00:25:54,359 --> 00:25:57,360
Speaker 1: stars and celebrity. They want to be celebrity athletes kind

476
00:25:57,400 --> 00:25:59,720
Speaker 1: of ship because they've always been smart. I want to

477
00:25:59,760 --> 00:26:02,160
Speaker 1: be for ones with athletes, or because they were picked

478
00:26:02,160 --> 00:26:04,840
Speaker 1: on in high school there don't look to nern with

479
00:26:04,880 --> 00:26:07,520
Speaker 1: the calculators, smart enough to know that those pursuits are

480
00:26:07,560 --> 00:26:10,320
Speaker 1: so stupid, Like that's what I want from that. That's

481
00:26:10,359 --> 00:26:13,160
Speaker 1: that's the problem is Maybe that's more from them, Maybe

482
00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:16,600
Speaker 1: like dumb and smart. They end up intersecting at some

483
00:26:16,640 --> 00:26:19,040
Speaker 1: point like they're so smart that they don't even have

484
00:26:19,080 --> 00:26:20,879
Speaker 1: to think about how smart they are, so they might

485
00:26:21,520 --> 00:26:23,680
Speaker 1: they want to be cool like a dumb guy. You

486
00:26:23,720 --> 00:26:26,000
Speaker 1: always want what you can't have, Like comedians want to be,

487
00:26:26,080 --> 00:26:29,280
Speaker 1: musicians just want to be You want to be school

488
00:26:29,320 --> 00:26:33,040
Speaker 1: quarterback Joni Mitchell after mannerism, Um, No, what were you

489
00:26:33,040 --> 00:26:35,879
Speaker 1: about to say about? Well? I was going to ask,

490
00:26:36,080 --> 00:26:42,359
Speaker 1: like with the Elon Musk thing, he's so much smarter

491
00:26:42,680 --> 00:26:47,119
Speaker 1: than like a typical person, or you know, like what

492
00:26:47,280 --> 00:26:51,199
Speaker 1: if his strive to connect with celebrities or whatever. What

493
00:26:51,240 --> 00:26:54,920
Speaker 1: if it's like an idea that we don't even right,

494
00:26:55,160 --> 00:26:57,560
Speaker 1: that we can't even have a thought about because our

495
00:26:57,600 --> 00:27:04,199
Speaker 1: brains are not I know, Yeah, I think it's like

496
00:27:04,280 --> 00:27:06,960
Speaker 1: it's it's it's what nerd. It's like the nerd getting

497
00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:08,840
Speaker 1: invited to like the high school party. You know what

498
00:27:08,840 --> 00:27:11,440
Speaker 1: it's like, as can't hardly wait when that guy the

499
00:27:11,480 --> 00:27:13,600
Speaker 1: nerd gets to go to the party and he's best

500
00:27:13,600 --> 00:27:16,960
Speaker 1: friends with Mike Dexter, who's kind of ostracized because Amanda

501
00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:20,520
Speaker 1: broke up with him. Where he broke up with Amanda

502
00:27:21,720 --> 00:27:24,320
Speaker 1: and then that nerd is like, finally, he's so smart

503
00:27:24,359 --> 00:27:27,840
Speaker 1: and such a cool like kid, um, but like not

504
00:27:27,880 --> 00:27:29,720
Speaker 1: a cool kid, but like it's just an interesting person

505
00:27:29,760 --> 00:27:31,639
Speaker 1: that has like interest in hobbies and be smart and

506
00:27:31,920 --> 00:27:34,080
Speaker 1: suddenly gets sucked into being popular at this party and

507
00:27:34,080 --> 00:27:35,600
Speaker 1: he drinks the beer and he's like, I can't feel

508
00:27:35,600 --> 00:27:39,400
Speaker 1: my legs. I can't feel my Everyone's like, yeah, yeah,

509
00:27:39,440 --> 00:27:41,959
Speaker 1: a nerd that's parting with us. This is your one night.

510
00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:44,360
Speaker 1: We'll let you in. That's what it feels like. It's

511
00:27:44,400 --> 00:27:47,639
Speaker 1: like you're letting us all down. Like, yes, you're nerd, fine,

512
00:27:47,800 --> 00:27:50,560
Speaker 1: go to things and have fun. Obama does it perfectly.

513
00:27:50,600 --> 00:27:53,399
Speaker 1: I feel like because Obama is a nerd, but he's cool.

514
00:27:54,040 --> 00:27:58,200
Speaker 1: Obviously he's the coolest guy ever. But he never fell

515
00:27:58,280 --> 00:28:02,240
Speaker 1: too hard into like partying with Kanye and partying with Bono,

516
00:28:02,440 --> 00:28:04,720
Speaker 1: like he's friends with them. He does a podcast with

517
00:28:04,720 --> 00:28:07,719
Speaker 1: Bruce Springsteen, but he's he still knows what he is,

518
00:28:07,800 --> 00:28:10,359
Speaker 1: which is a politician and a person that's supposed to

519
00:28:10,400 --> 00:28:14,600
Speaker 1: bring people together, and you know, is about something more

520
00:28:14,680 --> 00:28:17,639
Speaker 1: than do you get away with things because you have

521
00:28:17,720 --> 00:28:21,440
Speaker 1: that cool fact to the like go to the cool things,

522
00:28:21,520 --> 00:28:24,080
Speaker 1: have your fun, but don't seek it out and be

523
00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:26,480
Speaker 1: so desperate. And I don't think I ever got desperation

524
00:28:26,480 --> 00:28:29,840
Speaker 1: from Obama, even though he does, you know, rub elbows

525
00:28:29,920 --> 00:28:33,280
Speaker 1: with the glitterati. I just don't see a desperation in it,

526
00:28:33,640 --> 00:28:36,960
Speaker 1: he I think. But you could get away with things

527
00:28:38,600 --> 00:28:40,120
Speaker 1: one video of him, you know what I mean, though,

528
00:28:40,480 --> 00:28:43,640
Speaker 1: Like Elon can't get away with it because he's just look,

529
00:28:43,760 --> 00:28:46,440
Speaker 1: he looks like a computer, you know what I mean.

530
00:28:46,480 --> 00:28:51,160
Speaker 1: Like if Obama looks like a like a cool fucking football,

531
00:28:51,200 --> 00:28:53,600
Speaker 1: like you know what I mean, Like he looks you

532
00:28:53,640 --> 00:29:00,240
Speaker 1: can get away. He had better style. Probably he could

533
00:29:00,240 --> 00:29:05,520
Speaker 1: be at He's had nine kids with like fifteen women.

534
00:29:05,560 --> 00:29:10,720
Speaker 1: Somehow it's math Neil de Grass Tommy um so if

535
00:29:10,720 --> 00:29:13,120
Speaker 1: you're poor and you have like ten kids with twelve

536
00:29:13,160 --> 00:29:15,680
Speaker 1: different women, you're seen by society. Is such a piece.

537
00:29:16,520 --> 00:29:18,840
Speaker 1: And he's spun in a way where he's saving the

538
00:29:18,920 --> 00:29:22,960
Speaker 1: planet like Nick Cannon. He's like, look, if I come

539
00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:26,240
Speaker 1: in you, we could live on Mars. Like yeah, I

540
00:29:26,280 --> 00:29:28,840
Speaker 1: would definitely be trying to get knocked up by Elon Musk.

541
00:29:28,880 --> 00:29:32,239
Speaker 1: If I think about it, you and your kids are

542
00:29:32,240 --> 00:29:34,520
Speaker 1: going to be He's the number one guy to be

543
00:29:34,720 --> 00:29:37,080
Speaker 1: friends with if you want to survive. Whatever the funk

544
00:29:37,160 --> 00:29:39,880
Speaker 1: is going to befall us like, he's him and Bezos

545
00:29:39,920 --> 00:29:41,600
Speaker 1: are the ones to know. Why do I see it though?

546
00:29:41,640 --> 00:29:45,000
Speaker 1: It's him, Bezos and fifteen hot women and every the

547
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:48,719
Speaker 1: rest of society can burn. Yeah, you know what I mean?

548
00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:50,760
Speaker 1: I can see them on Mars. That's what we pursue

549
00:29:50,960 --> 00:29:53,640
Speaker 1: is is those are the guys that are smart and

550
00:29:53,680 --> 00:29:55,880
Speaker 1: are able to get all the money, And then what

551
00:29:55,920 --> 00:29:57,720
Speaker 1: do they want the money for? So they can fuck

552
00:29:57,880 --> 00:30:02,040
Speaker 1: hot women? They flew to space. That's not for fucking us,

553
00:30:02,240 --> 00:30:04,240
Speaker 1: that's not for that's for them to show that we

554
00:30:04,320 --> 00:30:06,480
Speaker 1: got I got the space. Yes, they're not doing it

555
00:30:06,520 --> 00:30:09,000
Speaker 1: because one day we'll have space exploration. They're doing it

556
00:30:09,040 --> 00:30:11,640
Speaker 1: because they could explore more pussy. It's really and someone

557
00:30:11,760 --> 00:30:14,360
Speaker 1: there was a Reddit question the other day about like

558
00:30:14,440 --> 00:30:17,480
Speaker 1: why do poor people have the most kids? Like wouldn't

559
00:30:17,680 --> 00:30:20,240
Speaker 1: if you were poor, like have less kids? And it's

560
00:30:20,240 --> 00:30:23,160
Speaker 1: about that. Someone said that it's um because then you

561
00:30:23,160 --> 00:30:26,400
Speaker 1: have more people to raise money for your family, more

562
00:30:26,400 --> 00:30:29,760
Speaker 1: people that can work. Well, then there's government subsidies that

563
00:30:29,840 --> 00:30:33,760
Speaker 1: you get for kids, and lack of education in those communities,

564
00:30:36,120 --> 00:30:40,720
Speaker 1: so happiness for some families unhappiness if you if you

565
00:30:40,800 --> 00:30:46,840
Speaker 1: keep having kids, you you're also distracted by the poverty

566
00:30:46,880 --> 00:30:49,160
Speaker 1: you're living in because if you're having a baby, there's like,

567
00:30:49,560 --> 00:30:52,680
Speaker 1: oh there's something to look forward to. Like that's what

568
00:30:52,720 --> 00:30:55,160
Speaker 1: people do, is like they always want, You want them,

569
00:30:55,240 --> 00:30:57,120
Speaker 1: you want more, and you want the next thing. It's like,

570
00:30:57,360 --> 00:31:01,320
Speaker 1: I feel so bad for women who they all they

571
00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:03,640
Speaker 1: want to do is be moms and then their kids

572
00:31:03,680 --> 00:31:06,440
Speaker 1: like grow up and then they're like waiting on those

573
00:31:06,440 --> 00:31:09,320
Speaker 1: grandkids and they're not in control of it anymore. They can't.

574
00:31:09,440 --> 00:31:11,360
Speaker 1: And some women aren't in control of even having their

575
00:31:11,400 --> 00:31:16,360
Speaker 1: you know, they'll push it though, oh yeah, you know,

576
00:31:17,320 --> 00:31:19,960
Speaker 1: but they don't. They don't know. And I'm kind of

577
00:31:19,960 --> 00:31:21,400
Speaker 1: like that too, like I don't know what else I

578
00:31:21,440 --> 00:31:24,320
Speaker 1: want after No, not at all. They have my mom.

579
00:31:24,440 --> 00:31:25,920
Speaker 1: I think one time I was like, are you going

580
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:28,160
Speaker 1: to freeze? Your ex? Didn't have three kids, they'd pressure

581
00:31:28,200 --> 00:31:31,120
Speaker 1: you more. Sometimes I think about that if my brothers

582
00:31:31,160 --> 00:31:33,520
Speaker 1: didn't have kids, would you ever get it from because

583
00:31:33,560 --> 00:31:35,600
Speaker 1: you don't get pressure either. No, they don't even I

584
00:31:35,640 --> 00:31:38,440
Speaker 1: don't even think they want me to. Yeah, no, my

585
00:31:38,480 --> 00:31:40,600
Speaker 1: mom will bring up something like you know and I

586
00:31:40,600 --> 00:31:44,440
Speaker 1: have another ring or I have, you know, stuff like that.

587
00:31:45,400 --> 00:31:54,600
Speaker 1: I think, yeah, um, yeah, I'm so glad my parents

588
00:31:54,640 --> 00:31:56,840
Speaker 1: never have done that. My mom mentioned once about me

589
00:31:56,880 --> 00:32:00,480
Speaker 1: freezing my eggs and it was so interesting to talk.

590
00:32:01,200 --> 00:32:04,440
Speaker 1: We have a friend that is going through like fertility

591
00:32:04,480 --> 00:32:07,120
Speaker 1: stuff and is getting all the information about it. She

592
00:32:07,240 --> 00:32:09,640
Speaker 1: found out that at the age of thirty eight, on average,

593
00:32:09,640 --> 00:32:10,920
Speaker 1: if you're a woman at the age of thirty eight

594
00:32:10,960 --> 00:32:15,600
Speaker 1: with like a healthy, like on average, your chance of

595
00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:17,680
Speaker 1: getting pregnant on the day your most fertile, if you

596
00:32:17,680 --> 00:32:20,640
Speaker 1: get all the common you and like everything is working,

597
00:32:21,840 --> 00:32:24,600
Speaker 1: what do you think the percentages of that on the

598
00:32:24,680 --> 00:32:27,320
Speaker 1: most fertile day of the of her month of her

599
00:32:27,320 --> 00:32:29,800
Speaker 1: cycle that she has her eggs have dropped and they

600
00:32:29,800 --> 00:32:32,720
Speaker 1: are ready to be confirmed. What do you think is

601
00:32:32,720 --> 00:32:38,480
Speaker 1: the chances she'll get pregnant? So what am I ever

602
00:32:38,840 --> 00:32:42,400
Speaker 1: you ever not getting comed in for? If that's a chance,

603
00:32:42,640 --> 00:32:44,960
Speaker 1: that three percent chance on the one day on most furtile,

604
00:32:45,120 --> 00:32:46,840
Speaker 1: Why would I even worry about on a day when

605
00:32:46,840 --> 00:32:48,640
Speaker 1: I know I'm not even close to ovulating because I

606
00:32:48,680 --> 00:32:51,120
Speaker 1: track it on my app? Why am I? Why are

607
00:32:51,120 --> 00:32:53,280
Speaker 1: we pulling out? And I say we as a not

608
00:32:53,440 --> 00:32:57,160
Speaker 1: me and my partner, but like as women as a society. Yeah, Like,

609
00:32:57,320 --> 00:33:02,240
Speaker 1: I like the feeling of becun pretend is a lot

610
00:33:02,280 --> 00:33:04,160
Speaker 1: harder than anyone makes it out to be because we

611
00:33:04,240 --> 00:33:08,440
Speaker 1: see so many people getting accidentally pregnant, and that's when

612
00:33:08,480 --> 00:33:11,719
Speaker 1: these that's when you're in your twenties, but like in

613
00:33:11,760 --> 00:33:14,360
Speaker 1: your thirties, it's so hard. I feel like I should

614
00:33:14,400 --> 00:33:16,960
Speaker 1: get a reward for being older and now I get

615
00:33:16,960 --> 00:33:21,040
Speaker 1: to get comed in. But but men don't know this,

616
00:33:21,120 --> 00:33:23,640
Speaker 1: so they're they're terrified, and they should be like you,

617
00:33:23,680 --> 00:33:26,160
Speaker 1: even if even if there's a three percentage I'm talking about.

618
00:33:26,560 --> 00:33:30,120
Speaker 1: I checked. I track my cycle, and I know when

619
00:33:30,160 --> 00:33:32,800
Speaker 1: I'm opulating because I'm just hotter and I'm getting more.

620
00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:36,080
Speaker 1: I just and I know what my discharges like on

621
00:33:36,200 --> 00:33:39,400
Speaker 1: my opulating. I'm pretty positive when I'm opulating. So why

622
00:33:39,440 --> 00:33:41,440
Speaker 1: do I need to use protection on any other day?

623
00:33:41,640 --> 00:33:43,960
Speaker 1: Or like the pull up method? I don't know, I

624
00:33:43,960 --> 00:33:46,479
Speaker 1: would hold. Maybe you print out these stats and put

625
00:33:46,560 --> 00:33:49,520
Speaker 1: them on your forehead when you're having sex, you know.

626
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:54,960
Speaker 1: Swift poster a chart that's a good point under my

627
00:33:55,000 --> 00:34:03,000
Speaker 1: tailor Swift posters. There's also a proclamation from just the Yeah,

628
00:34:03,520 --> 00:34:06,160
Speaker 1: and I'm not even just saying it for my Me

629
00:34:06,200 --> 00:34:09,279
Speaker 1: and my partner do not want kids, and do not

630
00:34:09,719 --> 00:34:11,839
Speaker 1: would not like that to happen, and do not want

631
00:34:11,880 --> 00:34:15,160
Speaker 1: to have to ever do anything, uh where we'd have

632
00:34:15,239 --> 00:34:17,080
Speaker 1: to go to a different state, you know, obviously because

633
00:34:17,080 --> 00:34:19,919
Speaker 1: I live in Missouri, but we don't. That's not that's

634
00:34:19,960 --> 00:34:22,560
Speaker 1: not the thing. We don't want to get pregnant. But

635
00:34:23,360 --> 00:34:26,200
Speaker 1: with a three percent chance on the day that i'm

636
00:34:26,200 --> 00:34:28,440
Speaker 1: most if i'm I'm on a day when i'm not,

637
00:34:28,920 --> 00:34:32,880
Speaker 1: there's no freaking chance. And maybe someone could write me

638
00:34:32,920 --> 00:34:34,879
Speaker 1: and tell me different. But I think there is something

639
00:34:34,960 --> 00:34:38,600
Speaker 1: less satisfying about sexual intercourse when you do not have

640
00:34:38,880 --> 00:34:43,160
Speaker 1: the full thing, like there's something, there's a reason. It

641
00:34:43,239 --> 00:34:46,760
Speaker 1: feels good to have it all end up in you,

642
00:34:46,560 --> 00:34:49,360
Speaker 1: and when it's not in you, it does it feels

643
00:34:49,360 --> 00:34:51,319
Speaker 1: a little bit like you are not getting to eat

644
00:34:51,360 --> 00:34:53,720
Speaker 1: the last third of your the food that you like,

645
00:34:53,719 --> 00:34:55,680
Speaker 1: like you can. You can. You're probably full from two

646
00:34:55,760 --> 00:34:57,600
Speaker 1: thirds of it because we already have too many, too

647
00:34:57,600 --> 00:34:59,840
Speaker 1: big of servings in America. So it's probably good to

648
00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:06,920
Speaker 1: but man, I would like to, Yes, sometimes you want to.

649
00:35:07,040 --> 00:35:09,239
Speaker 1: It just feels like there's something missing. And I don't

650
00:35:09,239 --> 00:35:12,600
Speaker 1: think men understand that because probably men you feel it too.

651
00:35:12,680 --> 00:35:14,520
Speaker 1: It would be a little bit more gratifying for you

652
00:35:14,600 --> 00:35:17,600
Speaker 1: as well if it was sin. Yeah, I think there's something.

653
00:35:17,680 --> 00:35:22,960
Speaker 1: Probably it's something biological, like if you stay in me,

654
00:35:23,200 --> 00:35:25,480
Speaker 1: that means you love me so much that even if

655
00:35:25,520 --> 00:35:27,880
Speaker 1: we have a kid, you'll still be with Like I

656
00:35:27,920 --> 00:35:32,120
Speaker 1: don't know, maybe there's something like subconsciously. Well, there's breeding fetishes.

657
00:35:32,160 --> 00:35:35,040
Speaker 1: Have you heard of that. Yeah, it's people that are

658
00:35:35,320 --> 00:35:38,319
Speaker 1: have a breeding fetish. It's like they just want to

659
00:35:38,400 --> 00:35:40,279
Speaker 1: get pregnant, like they want to they want to talk

660
00:35:40,320 --> 00:35:42,399
Speaker 1: about getting pregnant. They don't even a lot of people

661
00:35:42,400 --> 00:35:45,759
Speaker 1: that have breeding fetishes don't really actually want kids, but

662
00:35:45,840 --> 00:35:49,320
Speaker 1: they love Their kick is to talk about getting pregnant

663
00:35:49,320 --> 00:35:51,880
Speaker 1: and getting a bunch of semen in you and like

664
00:35:51,960 --> 00:35:57,040
Speaker 1: getting What about the porn category where it's like, you know,

665
00:35:57,360 --> 00:36:00,840
Speaker 1: like secretly coming in her, where they take the condom

666
00:36:00,880 --> 00:36:06,080
Speaker 1: off and come in the girl. Yeah, like n C

667
00:36:07,840 --> 00:36:11,040
Speaker 1: it's called non consensual consent and CC. Yes, yes, so

668
00:36:11,160 --> 00:36:14,279
Speaker 1: consensual non consent c n C C n C which

669
00:36:14,320 --> 00:36:20,680
Speaker 1: is Chris Chris's uh actual initials, Christoper Nolan Conby. But

670
00:36:20,800 --> 00:36:24,200
Speaker 1: C n C is a consensual non consent um which

671
00:36:24,239 --> 00:36:26,600
Speaker 1: is kind of that same thing too. I've been watching

672
00:36:26,600 --> 00:36:28,759
Speaker 1: a lot of like and I think I talked about

673
00:36:28,760 --> 00:36:32,080
Speaker 1: it before, but like doctors, like gynecological exams where the

674
00:36:32,120 --> 00:36:34,120
Speaker 1: girls like, why do you need to put your mouth

675
00:36:34,200 --> 00:36:35,719
Speaker 1: on it? And he's like, oh, this is just a

676
00:36:35,719 --> 00:36:38,279
Speaker 1: new thing what we're doing. Like I like that, like

677
00:36:38,440 --> 00:36:41,600
Speaker 1: sneaky p I type in PERV doctor sometimes because I

678
00:36:41,640 --> 00:36:46,000
Speaker 1: want to see women being stupidly taken advantage of. Do

679
00:36:46,040 --> 00:36:47,600
Speaker 1: I want them to happen to me? No? Do I

680
00:36:47,600 --> 00:36:50,520
Speaker 1: want to tap into any woman? No? Do I like

681
00:36:50,840 --> 00:37:01,000
Speaker 1: imagine I'm like kneel Yeah, I who feel so small

682
00:37:01,040 --> 00:37:03,200
Speaker 1: in the world. Yeah, it's weird. I know, I'm sorry,

683
00:37:03,239 --> 00:37:06,600
Speaker 1: I know I love like a son right now? Wait

684
00:37:06,640 --> 00:37:11,040
Speaker 1: so yeah, so why right now? I've gotten into so

685
00:37:11,440 --> 00:37:12,919
Speaker 1: you know when when you watch porn and they start

686
00:37:12,920 --> 00:37:14,800
Speaker 1: going like, well, we've noticed a lot of your videos

687
00:37:14,800 --> 00:37:17,399
Speaker 1: include this, maybe you'll check out this thing, this new

688
00:37:17,560 --> 00:37:19,880
Speaker 1: thing that I like his age gap and I know

689
00:37:19,920 --> 00:37:23,080
Speaker 1: you're probably into that, but like it's old men with

690
00:37:23,120 --> 00:37:26,440
Speaker 1: like girls they don't deserve and like the girl being

691
00:37:26,480 --> 00:37:28,759
Speaker 1: kind of disgusted by it. Why would I like that?

692
00:37:28,840 --> 00:37:31,880
Speaker 1: I remember a friend of mine being super into that

693
00:37:31,960 --> 00:37:34,640
Speaker 1: and thinking it was so weird a girlfriend of mine,

694
00:37:35,080 --> 00:37:37,000
Speaker 1: And now I totally get it. And now I'm into

695
00:37:37,040 --> 00:37:39,319
Speaker 1: like watching old men because I like that the old

696
00:37:39,320 --> 00:37:43,000
Speaker 1: men are like, yes, like this is the greatest thing ever.

697
00:37:43,080 --> 00:37:45,319
Speaker 1: It's almost like when an old man gets like the

698
00:37:45,400 --> 00:37:47,560
Speaker 1: car he's thrown to him to, like a car that

699
00:37:47,680 --> 00:37:50,920
Speaker 1: he doesn't know is his, where they're just like about

700
00:37:50,960 --> 00:37:52,960
Speaker 1: to start crying and they start thinking about their war

701
00:37:53,040 --> 00:37:56,840
Speaker 1: buddies and all the mistakes they've made in life. And Yeah,

702
00:37:56,840 --> 00:37:59,759
Speaker 1: there's just something about old men being like this is

703
00:37:59,800 --> 00:38:03,520
Speaker 1: the and this girl just being like god Like, there's

704
00:38:03,520 --> 00:38:05,600
Speaker 1: something about like when you get laid and as a

705
00:38:05,640 --> 00:38:08,200
Speaker 1: guy for the first time, you're like pussy, and then

706
00:38:08,320 --> 00:38:12,520
Speaker 1: you have to wait years later to be like pussy

707
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:16,200
Speaker 1: to be excited about it again. Well, I don't like

708
00:38:16,280 --> 00:38:17,759
Speaker 1: it the opposite. I don't like it when it's an

709
00:38:17,800 --> 00:38:20,239
Speaker 1: older woman being like I'm giving I'm going to have

710
00:38:20,280 --> 00:38:23,360
Speaker 1: sex the younger guy. I don't like that age gap.

711
00:38:23,600 --> 00:38:25,839
Speaker 1: For me. It has to be like even though I'm

712
00:38:25,880 --> 00:38:27,480
Speaker 1: not a young woman, I can't even put myself in

713
00:38:27,480 --> 00:38:30,040
Speaker 1: her shoes. It's almost like, I why would I like that?

714
00:38:30,120 --> 00:38:34,800
Speaker 1: Then I've been seeing step Mom catch steps on jerking

715
00:38:34,840 --> 00:38:40,360
Speaker 1: off and then she like enters the room and and

716
00:38:40,440 --> 00:38:42,399
Speaker 1: then does she tell him like, oh, let me show

717
00:38:42,400 --> 00:38:44,400
Speaker 1: you how to do it? Is that part of it? Yeah,

718
00:38:44,440 --> 00:38:47,440
Speaker 1: it's also it's also weird. I want to know about

719
00:38:47,520 --> 00:38:50,239
Speaker 1: more weird kings that people have because they're so fascinating.

720
00:38:50,640 --> 00:38:54,719
Speaker 1: And I have no problem. Anyone could say they have

721
00:38:54,719 --> 00:38:56,839
Speaker 1: a kink about literally anything to me, and I would

722
00:38:57,800 --> 00:38:59,920
Speaker 1: as long as it was like not something that they

723
00:39:00,719 --> 00:39:03,360
Speaker 1: actually want to act on. If we're getting into like

724
00:39:03,440 --> 00:39:05,719
Speaker 1: non consense stuff, I have no problem with it. And

725
00:39:05,719 --> 00:39:08,120
Speaker 1: I think I could probably handle anything anyone was into.

726
00:39:08,200 --> 00:39:10,160
Speaker 1: But there was some Reddit question the other day about like,

727
00:39:10,200 --> 00:39:14,080
Speaker 1: what's the weirdest kink you know about? And I think

728
00:39:14,080 --> 00:39:16,120
Speaker 1: it comes down to like a lot of poop stuff,

729
00:39:16,960 --> 00:39:18,920
Speaker 1: which brings us back to the poop flavor of yogurt

730
00:39:18,960 --> 00:39:20,520
Speaker 1: from the Nathan for You episode that we'll never get

731
00:39:20,560 --> 00:39:26,360
Speaker 1: to because we're getting do the news and that microphone first,

732
00:39:27,440 --> 00:39:29,600
Speaker 1: It's Wednesday, fast, you know what that means. It is Wednesday.

733
00:39:29,600 --> 00:39:31,120
Speaker 1: I hope you're want all the swells out there. I

734
00:39:31,120 --> 00:39:33,799
Speaker 1: know it's hump back today, but hey, I hope you're

735
00:39:33,800 --> 00:39:36,040
Speaker 1: getting humped on your back out there back you know?

736
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Speaker 1: Boy Island tomorrow coming out tonight at midnight, probably, Peter,

741
00:39:54,239 --> 00:39:57,160
Speaker 1: and I think we only have two episodes left? Is

742
00:39:57,200 --> 00:39:59,800
Speaker 1: that what? I think there's two? Only eight episodes in

743
00:39:59,880 --> 00:40:01,879
Speaker 1: the don't know that that there can't be. Maybe there's

744
00:40:01,880 --> 00:40:03,520
Speaker 1: two in the next week, there's another two. I think

745
00:40:03,520 --> 00:40:06,040
Speaker 1: we did ten. We did ten. I love that. I

746
00:40:06,040 --> 00:40:08,200
Speaker 1: can't remember, so we have two more weeks about boy.

747
00:40:08,200 --> 00:40:11,200
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure. Alright. No, this this is a story

748
00:40:11,280 --> 00:40:17,960
Speaker 1: submitted by c n C during a month's long Yeah

749
00:40:18,239 --> 00:40:23,840
Speaker 1: he submitted story to our podcast, Yes through you what really? Yeah?

750
00:40:24,080 --> 00:40:26,359
Speaker 1: Come on, you'll you'll remember this because I think you're

751
00:40:26,360 --> 00:40:31,920
Speaker 1: gonna love it. During a month's long investigation of human trafficking,

752
00:40:32,040 --> 00:40:35,239
Speaker 1: undercover cops went to massage parlors, took their pants off

753
00:40:35,280 --> 00:40:39,360
Speaker 1: and allowed themselves to be fondled eight different times. Okay,

754
00:40:39,800 --> 00:40:44,680
Speaker 1: the undercover cops said, um So police arrested thirteen people.

755
00:40:45,440 --> 00:40:51,200
Speaker 1: After two officers went undercover and got completely new in Flagstaff, Arizona,

756
00:40:51,800 --> 00:40:54,400
Speaker 1: and the cops said, I didn't know where to stop it.

757
00:40:55,560 --> 00:40:58,319
Speaker 1: I was like, well, do you want me to take

758
00:40:58,360 --> 00:41:00,399
Speaker 1: them off his pants? So she was like, well, your

759
00:41:00,480 --> 00:41:02,719
Speaker 1: comfort if you want them off where you don't want

760
00:41:02,719 --> 00:41:05,840
Speaker 1: oil on them. There was kind of some confusion on that,

761
00:41:05,920 --> 00:41:07,719
Speaker 1: so I ended up taking them off because that's what

762
00:41:07,800 --> 00:41:12,799
Speaker 1: I felt like the suggestion was from her. Uh. He

763
00:41:12,840 --> 00:41:14,759
Speaker 1: went on to explain that he tried to minimize the

764
00:41:14,800 --> 00:41:17,360
Speaker 1: amount of time the massage parlor employee was fondling his

765
00:41:17,440 --> 00:41:20,720
Speaker 1: exposed genitals. As soon as I got aroused, I immediately

766
00:41:20,800 --> 00:41:24,040
Speaker 1: started asking about the money and how much, and like

767
00:41:24,080 --> 00:41:25,759
Speaker 1: I said, I've never done one of these, so I

768
00:41:25,800 --> 00:41:27,759
Speaker 1: was fairly nervous, and I didn't know where to stop it.

769
00:41:27,800 --> 00:41:30,759
Speaker 1: So I was trying to stop it quickly. So as

770
00:41:30,800 --> 00:41:32,799
Speaker 1: soon as it got indecent, he wanted to stop it

771
00:41:32,880 --> 00:41:40,520
Speaker 1: and arresting yes. However, police reports revealed the officer allowed

772
00:41:40,680 --> 00:41:43,440
Speaker 1: different women to touch him seven more times over the

773
00:41:43,480 --> 00:41:48,680
Speaker 1: next forty eight hours. He was just investigated. He was

774
00:41:48,760 --> 00:41:52,440
Speaker 1: just doing a thorough investigation. He was picking up where

775
00:41:52,440 --> 00:41:55,359
Speaker 1: the Uvaldi cups left off, and he was saying, I'm

776
00:41:55,360 --> 00:42:00,200
Speaker 1: actually gonna be um. I mean, this is insane um.

777
00:42:00,239 --> 00:42:04,080
Speaker 1: And is he being charged with anything because he did too?

778
00:42:04,400 --> 00:42:12,319
Speaker 1: Did um? I didn't, it's not in the article. It's

779
00:42:12,320 --> 00:42:14,680
Speaker 1: so sad when these women get arrested at these places

780
00:42:14,719 --> 00:42:17,200
Speaker 1: like they're doing anything wrong. They're always trafficked, and then

781
00:42:17,239 --> 00:42:20,200
Speaker 1: even the people that are trafficking them are probably trafficked.

782
00:42:20,239 --> 00:42:22,680
Speaker 1: I mean, it's just like such a it's it's so

783
00:42:22,719 --> 00:42:26,200
Speaker 1: sad when hookers get arrested like they're doing something illegal

784
00:42:26,280 --> 00:42:28,520
Speaker 1: and the john's even them, like I just I don't know.

785
00:42:29,239 --> 00:42:31,759
Speaker 1: We have to discourage it because it does lead to

786
00:42:32,400 --> 00:42:39,319
Speaker 1: traffic being you know, sex fine, like eventually you have

787
00:42:39,320 --> 00:42:44,080
Speaker 1: no problems with sex work works. Human trafficking is against

788
00:42:44,400 --> 00:42:48,480
Speaker 1: people's will like they they're pretty much. But if it

789
00:42:48,520 --> 00:42:51,000
Speaker 1: were legal, we wouldn't have to have trafficking as much.

790
00:42:51,040 --> 00:42:53,520
Speaker 1: But then but we live in too Christian of a

791
00:42:53,640 --> 00:42:58,600
Speaker 1: nation to ever legalize sex work. I think, you know accepted.

792
00:42:59,040 --> 00:43:05,960
Speaker 1: Why isn't vegue it's okay? Is it? Yeah? Prostitutions there

793
00:43:06,360 --> 00:43:08,680
Speaker 1: I think in the counties around How did it pass there?

794
00:43:08,680 --> 00:43:14,279
Speaker 1: How is that the one place in New Orleans California

795
00:43:14,360 --> 00:43:17,719
Speaker 1: and in Vegas, in California or like it's not it's

796
00:43:17,760 --> 00:43:20,160
Speaker 1: not like a crime. All I know is I'd love

797
00:43:20,200 --> 00:43:22,080
Speaker 1: to see this guy's report. He's like so after the

798
00:43:22,160 --> 00:43:24,919
Speaker 1: fifth time, I just didn't know how in the world

799
00:43:24,960 --> 00:43:26,800
Speaker 1: is this guy coming that much too? I mean, he

800
00:43:26,800 --> 00:43:30,759
Speaker 1: didn't go eight times in one day he did. Yeah,

801
00:43:30,800 --> 00:43:35,280
Speaker 1: it was like seven times forty eight hours time. Oh

802
00:43:35,440 --> 00:43:39,440
Speaker 1: maybe he wanted to get more women kept forgetting his sunglasses. Um,

803
00:43:39,560 --> 00:43:43,400
Speaker 1: yeah maybe, but like also that's a young I feel

804
00:43:43,400 --> 00:43:46,080
Speaker 1: bad for the seven woman in her hand must be exhausted.

805
00:43:47,640 --> 00:43:50,680
Speaker 1: I mean, I we were talking about this this weekend,

806
00:43:50,680 --> 00:43:54,520
Speaker 1: actually about these like my friend actually got assaulted in

807
00:43:54,600 --> 00:43:57,399
Speaker 1: China when she went and got up a massage there

808
00:43:57,800 --> 00:44:03,120
Speaker 1: and the woman like stuck up finger upper us and uh,

809
00:44:03,160 --> 00:44:06,320
Speaker 1: she like couldn't believe it was happening and totally froze.

810
00:44:06,960 --> 00:44:09,240
Speaker 1: This is someone who's very like outspoken and like plays

811
00:44:09,280 --> 00:44:11,200
Speaker 1: by her own rules and like of course, and I

812
00:44:11,200 --> 00:44:14,360
Speaker 1: have another friend who got her asshole fingered during a

813
00:44:14,400 --> 00:44:16,439
Speaker 1: massage while she was in Santa Monica, like a nice

814
00:44:16,440 --> 00:44:18,960
Speaker 1: massage parlor. Also another girl who has gotten into bar

815
00:44:19,080 --> 00:44:21,160
Speaker 1: fights before because the girl looked at her boyfriend the

816
00:44:21,360 --> 00:44:23,919
Speaker 1: wrong way, like this girls scrappy as fuck. And yet

817
00:44:24,560 --> 00:44:30,000
Speaker 1: when you are penetrated, you know, digitally, in the middle

818
00:44:30,040 --> 00:44:33,799
Speaker 1: of a massage, you just you freeze. And they she

819
00:44:34,200 --> 00:44:36,319
Speaker 1: were even after the fact, wasn't able to even like

820
00:44:36,600 --> 00:44:40,040
Speaker 1: go confront anyone or call like it's such a problem.

821
00:44:40,080 --> 00:44:43,439
Speaker 1: But I think that so many men. I was talking

822
00:44:43,480 --> 00:44:45,600
Speaker 1: to my friends this weekend about massage parlors and I

823
00:44:45,600 --> 00:44:49,319
Speaker 1: was like, all y'all's boyfriends have probably been to it

824
00:44:49,440 --> 00:44:52,520
Speaker 1: or considered it, or like people you know have been

825
00:44:52,520 --> 00:44:54,879
Speaker 1: to it because it's so much more ubiquitous. Somebody it's

826
00:44:54,880 --> 00:44:57,600
Speaker 1: ever gone to a bachelor party has partaken in something

827
00:44:58,200 --> 00:45:00,080
Speaker 1: that you don't want to know about. And but the

828
00:45:00,080 --> 00:45:03,000
Speaker 1: massage parlors what a great thing to be able to

829
00:45:03,080 --> 00:45:05,040
Speaker 1: cheat on your girlfriend and get a hand job from

830
00:45:05,040 --> 00:45:07,560
Speaker 1: another woman without really feeling like you did anything wrong

831
00:45:07,600 --> 00:45:09,640
Speaker 1: because there's never an exchange of like, give me a

832
00:45:09,680 --> 00:45:12,320
Speaker 1: hand job, I want a hand job. There she touches

833
00:45:12,360 --> 00:45:14,720
Speaker 1: it and they're all Your consent is that you didn't

834
00:45:14,719 --> 00:45:17,640
Speaker 1: move and you kind of like didn't go no stop,

835
00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:20,360
Speaker 1: And so you you feel good about yourself because you

836
00:45:20,400 --> 00:45:23,080
Speaker 1: didn't ask for it. This woman just did it to you.

837
00:45:23,080 --> 00:45:25,640
Speaker 1: You just didn't stop it. So it's almost like lying

838
00:45:25,680 --> 00:45:28,640
Speaker 1: by omission, where men can cheat and not feel this

839
00:45:28,800 --> 00:45:31,920
Speaker 1: overwhelming guilt that they've cheated on you because they didn't

840
00:45:31,960 --> 00:45:34,480
Speaker 1: ask for it. They didn't take their penis and like

841
00:45:34,800 --> 00:45:37,000
Speaker 1: put it in the woman's face. They didn't do anything.

842
00:45:37,160 --> 00:45:39,359
Speaker 1: There's just like they are rubbing their leg and then

843
00:45:39,400 --> 00:45:41,760
Speaker 1: their hand touches it, and then the woman knows, Oh,

844
00:45:41,840 --> 00:45:43,920
Speaker 1: he didn't move it once I stroked it, so I'll

845
00:45:43,960 --> 00:45:46,120
Speaker 1: stroke it a little bit more. Oh, he still didn't move,

846
00:45:46,239 --> 00:45:48,440
Speaker 1: And so the guy can then come and feel like

847
00:45:48,480 --> 00:45:53,440
Speaker 1: he did nothing the whole time. Found this place online

848
00:45:53,440 --> 00:45:55,440
Speaker 1: and it's down in an alley, but he doesn't know

849
00:45:55,480 --> 00:45:57,640
Speaker 1: how he got there. Oh it's it was totally by say,

850
00:45:57,719 --> 00:46:00,800
Speaker 1: was recommended by a friend. It was be totally fine.

851
00:46:00,880 --> 00:46:04,879
Speaker 1: It was underneath down down the street. A little bit

852
00:46:05,480 --> 00:46:11,319
Speaker 1: envy standing for never something I thought we were going

853
00:46:11,360 --> 00:46:16,359
Speaker 1: to get there. Another thing from this weekend that made

854
00:46:16,440 --> 00:46:20,279
Speaker 1: me interested in this article. Um was a throwback to

855
00:46:20,760 --> 00:46:23,240
Speaker 1: like drinks and food that we used to eat as kids.

856
00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:28,840
Speaker 1: Contact Yes, no more taco taco. I've heard this in

857
00:46:28,880 --> 00:46:34,239
Speaker 1: the news so much. No more taco taco those. So

858
00:46:34,360 --> 00:46:37,280
Speaker 1: in the article they showed other stuff from our childhood,

859
00:46:37,320 --> 00:46:38,759
Speaker 1: so I think it was I can't remember if it

860
00:46:38,800 --> 00:46:42,640
Speaker 1: was Hollow or Taylor. She brought up um orbits drinks.

861
00:46:42,680 --> 00:46:45,040
Speaker 1: Do you remember, like you had those like little bubbles

862
00:46:45,040 --> 00:46:47,319
Speaker 1: in them? Oh? Yeah, they were like okay, so they

863
00:46:47,320 --> 00:46:49,840
Speaker 1: were shaped like Miller lights or like almost like michelob

864
00:46:49,960 --> 00:46:53,319
Speaker 1: ultras like the bottle and they had little floating little

865
00:46:53,920 --> 00:46:58,759
Speaker 1: tapiolo and purple like balls of like gelatin, but they

866
00:46:58,800 --> 00:47:01,359
Speaker 1: were suspended in the middle of the drink so all

867
00:47:01,400 --> 00:47:03,080
Speaker 1: over it, so it looks like a polka dotted drink.

868
00:47:03,320 --> 00:47:05,799
Speaker 1: And they were so cool. I don't think they tasted good.

869
00:47:05,920 --> 00:47:08,160
Speaker 1: Thinking about those sugar drinks where you rip off the

870
00:47:08,239 --> 00:47:17,000
Speaker 1: Topez squeezees were so freaking delicious. Plastic after that, plastics.

871
00:47:17,880 --> 00:47:20,480
Speaker 1: I love those plastic things too. Did you like jawbreaking

872
00:47:20,640 --> 00:47:24,279
Speaker 1: giant jawbreakers? Because my tongue would believe, Yeah, that would

873
00:47:24,320 --> 00:47:26,080
Speaker 1: be too much for me, and you couldn't eat it

874
00:47:26,120 --> 00:47:29,080
Speaker 1: as fast as I wanted to, like they just I

875
00:47:29,200 --> 00:47:31,399
Speaker 1: was like, what am I fucking Buddhist monk with this thing?

876
00:47:31,480 --> 00:47:34,560
Speaker 1: Like give me to the center. Remember dunk a ruse?

877
00:47:34,719 --> 00:47:38,040
Speaker 1: Those aren't around? Yeah, they saw someone stealing those one time,

878
00:47:38,080 --> 00:47:40,840
Speaker 1: This first time I ever witnessed someone shoplifting at a target,

879
00:47:40,960 --> 00:47:44,000
Speaker 1: and I saw a kid who was probably just you know,

880
00:47:44,120 --> 00:47:48,000
Speaker 1: food insecure, was probably like hungry and like snukim and

881
00:47:48,040 --> 00:47:50,439
Speaker 1: I was just like, I couldn't believe I witnessed someone

882
00:47:50,520 --> 00:47:56,799
Speaker 1: like stealing dunk ruse tailor. No dunk rooms are still around.

883
00:47:56,840 --> 00:47:59,520
Speaker 1: I believe I saw them recently. I love they're gone.

884
00:47:59,640 --> 00:48:03,880
Speaker 1: So really, what about the nostalgic Like those cheese sticks

885
00:48:03,880 --> 00:48:06,040
Speaker 1: that used to come in like little breadsticks that you

886
00:48:06,080 --> 00:48:08,560
Speaker 1: would dunk into the cheese and you peel back into

887
00:48:08,719 --> 00:48:11,120
Speaker 1: the red stick. The red stick. No, I don't like

888
00:48:11,200 --> 00:48:13,440
Speaker 1: those because you would paint the cracker, But like the

889
00:48:13,440 --> 00:48:16,960
Speaker 1: ones that were almost breadsticks that were like cylindrical and

890
00:48:16,960 --> 00:48:20,440
Speaker 1: then you diplomatic. Nat is now king man. There's a

891
00:48:20,480 --> 00:48:23,359
Speaker 1: subreddit called nostalgia, and if you were a child from

892
00:48:23,400 --> 00:48:26,000
Speaker 1: the eighties that was born in the eighties, go to

893
00:48:26,200 --> 00:48:29,920
Speaker 1: subredd at nostalgia and just scroll. You will get whipped

894
00:48:29,960 --> 00:48:31,839
Speaker 1: in the fucking face with so many things you have

895
00:48:31,840 --> 00:48:35,080
Speaker 1: not thought of or seen since your child of the

896
00:48:35,160 --> 00:48:38,319
Speaker 1: nineties too, I promise you will have a blast. My

897
00:48:38,320 --> 00:48:40,400
Speaker 1: sister and I just sometimes we go on subred ait

898
00:48:40,440 --> 00:48:42,680
Speaker 1: nostalgia and we'll just send each other things because it's

899
00:48:42,719 --> 00:48:45,520
Speaker 1: so fun. Dip is still around, I believe man, I

900
00:48:45,520 --> 00:48:47,319
Speaker 1: could taste it right now. It's making my mouth water

901
00:48:47,400 --> 00:48:50,759
Speaker 1: and kind of I didn't like when you would get

902
00:48:50,800 --> 00:48:52,399
Speaker 1: like you would lick the stick and then you put

903
00:48:52,440 --> 00:48:54,160
Speaker 1: it in and it would get that powder would get

904
00:48:54,200 --> 00:48:58,000
Speaker 1: almost too like cottony. It would kind of like, oh yeah,

905
00:48:58,040 --> 00:49:01,200
Speaker 1: I love the stick. The stick was thet part. I

906
00:49:01,200 --> 00:49:03,920
Speaker 1: tried to stick sometimes that the powder would be too much.

907
00:49:03,920 --> 00:49:06,760
Speaker 1: It would just be like chalky chalk in your mouth.

908
00:49:07,360 --> 00:49:10,680
Speaker 1: I didn't like that. So many things that weren't food

909
00:49:10,760 --> 00:49:15,640
Speaker 1: growing up, we had no idea. Just gushers, Well, gushers

910
00:49:15,640 --> 00:49:17,720
Speaker 1: are to squeeze it's of food. I feel like squeeze

911
00:49:17,719 --> 00:49:20,560
Speaker 1: it's were so delicious and I love the animation from

912
00:49:20,560 --> 00:49:24,120
Speaker 1: the cartoons on like the squeeze it face would be like, whoa, yeah,

913
00:49:24,200 --> 00:49:26,920
Speaker 1: squeeze the fun out of it was their tagline, Squeeze

914
00:49:26,960 --> 00:49:31,840
Speaker 1: the fun out of it? Um watering. I pop I

915
00:49:31,880 --> 00:49:36,000
Speaker 1: could eat, but the taco taco okay. So if you

916
00:49:36,080 --> 00:49:40,440
Speaker 1: were going to a you know, dan to d d

917
00:49:40,920 --> 00:49:45,160
Speaker 1: ice cream Truckee. What would you get? I posted on

918
00:49:45,160 --> 00:49:47,239
Speaker 1: my Instagram recently because they had the whole menu up

919
00:49:47,280 --> 00:49:50,600
Speaker 1: on Nostalgia from and it was like, what would you choose?

920
00:49:50,600 --> 00:49:52,719
Speaker 1: And I have times I just go simple, the ice

921
00:49:52,719 --> 00:49:55,440
Speaker 1: cream sandwich. I think it's simple and you know what

922
00:49:55,480 --> 00:49:58,920
Speaker 1: you're getting and it lasts awhile. If you like the

923
00:49:58,960 --> 00:50:01,480
Speaker 1: Chaco taco, I always felt like it was too much

924
00:50:01,560 --> 00:50:03,759
Speaker 1: of a not kid thing. It felt like it was

925
00:50:03,800 --> 00:50:07,719
Speaker 1: like for adults. Never I've never had one. I'm sad now.

926
00:50:07,840 --> 00:50:10,120
Speaker 1: Oh man, I think there. I think this is And

927
00:50:10,200 --> 00:50:11,960
Speaker 1: Chris brought this up on his radio show today and

928
00:50:11,960 --> 00:50:14,359
Speaker 1: I was listening. It might be a ploy to like

929
00:50:14,440 --> 00:50:17,319
Speaker 1: get it back, to get people to fight for it,

930
00:50:17,360 --> 00:50:18,719
Speaker 1: and so when they bring it back, there will be

931
00:50:18,760 --> 00:50:22,520
Speaker 1: this like burst of sales. So like sometimes they talk

932
00:50:22,560 --> 00:50:26,200
Speaker 1: about things going away, so that pizza taco bell came back, Yes,

933
00:50:26,280 --> 00:50:29,000
Speaker 1: and apparently that's gone again, like it's out of it's out,

934
00:50:29,440 --> 00:50:33,319
Speaker 1: it's discontinued everywhere. Um, but if I loved what about

935
00:50:33,360 --> 00:50:38,640
Speaker 1: flint Stone's push pops? Yes, like hit them on the

936
00:50:38,680 --> 00:50:42,040
Speaker 1: counter so you can make them go up and when

937
00:50:42,080 --> 00:50:50,560
Speaker 1: they stick the and the orange flavor check. Then somebody sticks,

938
00:50:52,280 --> 00:50:54,600
Speaker 1: even Capri sons. I would stab it like I was

939
00:50:54,640 --> 00:51:00,600
Speaker 1: like African Sarah Sahara or the bottom people did the

940
00:51:00,600 --> 00:51:05,399
Speaker 1: bottom let the bottom of that Florida things get weird?

941
00:51:06,360 --> 00:51:09,120
Speaker 1: Understood why those were so difficult for some children to operate.

942
00:51:09,160 --> 00:51:13,520
Speaker 1: I felt like I was like the milk carton sometimes

943
00:51:13,560 --> 00:51:15,960
Speaker 1: if you didn't have if you bait your nails, very

944
00:51:15,960 --> 00:51:18,279
Speaker 1: tough to get in there, that last little piece of

945
00:51:18,280 --> 00:51:21,200
Speaker 1: paper you couldn't get off the milk carton. Man, I'm nostalgic.

946
00:51:21,480 --> 00:51:25,759
Speaker 1: Chocolate milk, chocolate milk, yeah you who? Or chocolate never

947
00:51:25,800 --> 00:51:27,480
Speaker 1: did you who? My parents never let me have a

948
00:51:27,480 --> 00:51:30,239
Speaker 1: weird taste cereals. I mean, if we're going to nostalgia,

949
00:51:30,360 --> 00:51:33,239
Speaker 1: I mean I could do this is my favorite charms,

950
00:51:33,280 --> 00:51:35,960
Speaker 1: just like lucky charms. I know those are still around

951
00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:41,239
Speaker 1: in those tricks. Cookie crisp never such a kid thing, Yeah,

952
00:51:41,239 --> 00:51:43,400
Speaker 1: but I always wanted it, but it was just too indulge.

953
00:51:43,440 --> 00:51:47,320
Speaker 1: I think that's what the Chaco taco is. Oh really,

954
00:51:47,480 --> 00:51:50,759
Speaker 1: that's what I'm thinking. I think Chaco tacos too rich

955
00:51:51,360 --> 00:51:53,840
Speaker 1: to like. Yeah, I see what you're saying. It's like

956
00:51:53,840 --> 00:51:57,480
Speaker 1: a specific like the ice cream sandwich, a strawberry shortcake.

957
00:51:57,600 --> 00:51:59,480
Speaker 1: Chris told me when he when I showed him the

958
00:51:59,480 --> 00:52:01,839
Speaker 1: ice cream truck thing, that he would have picked the baseball. Mit,

959
00:52:01,880 --> 00:52:04,200
Speaker 1: do you remember those baseballments that had a gunball baseball

960
00:52:04,200 --> 00:52:07,440
Speaker 1: in the middle of I am to find those to

961
00:52:07,719 --> 00:52:09,839
Speaker 1: buy for him. So if anyone has a hook up

962
00:52:09,880 --> 00:52:11,840
Speaker 1: for those, because I think they're only sold in like

963
00:52:11,920 --> 00:52:14,279
Speaker 1: mass quantities, if someone could buy one and then send

964
00:52:14,280 --> 00:52:16,640
Speaker 1: it to me, I would I would love you so

965
00:52:16,719 --> 00:52:18,560
Speaker 1: much because I think that would be a really good gift.

966
00:52:19,080 --> 00:52:23,440
Speaker 1: His dad owns an ice cream truck. Oh yeah, oh

967
00:52:23,520 --> 00:52:29,600
Speaker 1: my god, Oh my god. That is a strong all Right,

968
00:52:29,640 --> 00:52:31,719
Speaker 1: we gotta go to break. We'll come back with Andrew's

969
00:52:31,719 --> 00:52:38,120
Speaker 1: short story Circles segment right after this. Alright, we're back

970
00:52:38,280 --> 00:52:41,920
Speaker 1: and it's Wednesday, so it's our wild Card Wednesday. Um,

971
00:52:41,960 --> 00:52:49,640
Speaker 1: we do different segments this day. Today's segment is Andrews

972
00:52:49,680 --> 00:52:53,680
Speaker 1: a sink short story Circles segment. I want to punch

973
00:52:53,760 --> 00:52:58,480
Speaker 1: that guy. I don't know what it is, perfectly, is

974
00:52:58,520 --> 00:53:02,040
Speaker 1: he too chipper? By the way, flooding, everyone thinks we're dying.

975
00:53:02,080 --> 00:53:04,759
Speaker 1: Oh my god, thank you to every bust wrote and

976
00:53:04,880 --> 00:53:08,319
Speaker 1: was like, are you guys okay? Yeah, we're okay, but

977
00:53:08,360 --> 00:53:11,200
Speaker 1: like it has been flooding like crazy apparently. I mean,

978
00:53:11,239 --> 00:53:13,719
Speaker 1: we got twelve inches of rain two days ago and

979
00:53:13,760 --> 00:53:18,240
Speaker 1: the record for St. Louis is six or it was like, um,

980
00:53:18,280 --> 00:53:22,719
Speaker 1: we got seven inches, which was of all summer and

981
00:53:22,800 --> 00:53:24,960
Speaker 1: one day or something like that. Yeah, and I it's

982
00:53:25,360 --> 00:53:27,640
Speaker 1: it's insane that my parents cabin isn't flooded. They were like,

983
00:53:27,640 --> 00:53:31,400
Speaker 1: it just didn't didn't rain south of them, so we

984
00:53:31,440 --> 00:53:33,920
Speaker 1: didn't get it. And I'm like, you're gonna get it, Like,

985
00:53:34,040 --> 00:53:36,279
Speaker 1: just say goodbye to that cabin now because it's coming.

986
00:53:36,320 --> 00:53:38,640
Speaker 1: I mean twelve the record was eight inches and we

987
00:53:38,719 --> 00:53:42,680
Speaker 1: got twelve. That's insane. Picture. Oh brother, where are now

988
00:53:43,280 --> 00:53:46,600
Speaker 1: seen when it floods and they are seen it? I

989
00:53:46,719 --> 00:53:48,960
Speaker 1: feel like you love that James River Blues. What's that

990
00:53:49,080 --> 00:53:52,000
Speaker 1: song that's on the brother out. There's sometack that everyone loved.

991
00:53:54,000 --> 00:53:57,719
Speaker 1: I'm a Man of Constant Sorrow by Bob Dylan. I

992
00:53:57,760 --> 00:54:00,880
Speaker 1: think everything. I mean, he wrote My Milkshake Brings All

993
00:54:00,880 --> 00:54:04,799
Speaker 1: the boys did the original. Okay, what story you're gonna

994
00:54:04,800 --> 00:54:08,160
Speaker 1: tell today? Um, this is a current not current, but

995
00:54:08,320 --> 00:54:11,120
Speaker 1: very recent. I usually do like an old school one. Yeah,

996
00:54:11,440 --> 00:54:14,319
Speaker 1: is it funny like news stories because you compare them

997
00:54:14,320 --> 00:54:18,480
Speaker 1: to like fighting Little John. You don't. Sometimes I overlook stories.

998
00:54:18,520 --> 00:54:21,240
Speaker 1: I don't ever tell them to people know they're great stories,

999
00:54:22,200 --> 00:54:27,120
Speaker 1: news stories. So this is uh. I was on the

1000
00:54:27,160 --> 00:54:30,200
Speaker 1: golf course with my buddy. Jordan's who you've met. He's

1001
00:54:30,200 --> 00:54:35,080
Speaker 1: like six five. He's from New Orleans. Lightning. I'm worried

1002
00:54:35,120 --> 00:54:36,959
Speaker 1: about Jordan on the golf course because he's so tall

1003
00:54:38,040 --> 00:54:42,319
Speaker 1: and he looks like lightning. But you know, if you

1004
00:54:42,360 --> 00:54:45,640
Speaker 1: know Jordan, he's from Lafayette, Louisiana. He was raised by

1005
00:54:45,640 --> 00:54:49,600
Speaker 1: an alligat and you don't and you don't, okay, so

1006
00:54:49,840 --> 00:54:52,280
Speaker 1: but if you know he was raised by an alligator

1007
00:54:52,320 --> 00:54:56,680
Speaker 1: and a crawfish. This boy is walking pitcom pie. He's

1008
00:54:56,760 --> 00:55:00,640
Speaker 1: fucking manly. He's a manly guy. Worked with his hand.

1009
00:55:00,840 --> 00:55:03,640
Speaker 1: He worked. I can't say where he works. But he's like, hey,

1010
00:55:03,680 --> 00:55:10,080
Speaker 1: I'm coming up with new search terms for yeah, all right.

1011
00:55:10,640 --> 00:55:12,759
Speaker 1: So he's like a tough man. He's six for big

1012
00:55:12,800 --> 00:55:14,920
Speaker 1: guy hits a golf all three and it's fifty yards.

1013
00:55:15,360 --> 00:55:17,600
Speaker 1: You don't funk with him. You just don't funk with

1014
00:55:17,640 --> 00:55:20,000
Speaker 1: this guy. I wouldn't funk with him, right, you'd work

1015
00:55:20,040 --> 00:55:24,640
Speaker 1: with Garrett, but not Jordan's. I honestly would rather really

1016
00:55:24,880 --> 00:55:27,399
Speaker 1: okay Jesus, because I've seen Jordan throw a putter into

1017
00:55:27,400 --> 00:55:30,239
Speaker 1: the woods and that putter never resurfaced. Like, the guy

1018
00:55:30,280 --> 00:55:33,320
Speaker 1: gets angry. He has angry issues. If he misses a chip,

1019
00:55:33,960 --> 00:55:35,759
Speaker 1: watch out because you might have a nine iron in

1020
00:55:35,800 --> 00:55:38,880
Speaker 1: your fucking back. Like I've seen him mad alright, and

1021
00:55:38,920 --> 00:55:40,719
Speaker 1: it's like a weird don't tell him the taco taco

1022
00:55:40,760 --> 00:55:42,360
Speaker 1: has been discontinued. I don't want to know what's on

1023
00:55:42,400 --> 00:55:43,960
Speaker 1: the other side of that. I have heard it. It's

1024
00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:47,439
Speaker 1: because of him threatening letters that he wrote with those

1025
00:55:47,440 --> 00:55:52,200
Speaker 1: man hands that are so so um. I played golf

1026
00:55:52,200 --> 00:55:54,640
Speaker 1: with him all the time. I've seen him angry, very

1027
00:55:54,719 --> 00:55:57,080
Speaker 1: nice guy. Love the guy. Yeah, I'm stick to her.

1028
00:55:57,120 --> 00:55:59,880
Speaker 1: He's a anchorhead. But it makes sense. It's running me

1029
00:55:59,880 --> 00:56:02,160
Speaker 1: a like Anger Management the movie when Adam Sandler just

1030
00:56:02,200 --> 00:56:04,720
Speaker 1: can't control it, you know at times, you know, oh,

1031
00:56:04,719 --> 00:56:06,600
Speaker 1: I've never seen it, but yes, so here he is.

1032
00:56:06,640 --> 00:56:10,200
Speaker 1: He's complaining a lot about just like life, like he

1033
00:56:10,239 --> 00:56:13,200
Speaker 1: feels I feel like he wants to take out anger

1034
00:56:13,360 --> 00:56:16,120
Speaker 1: on something, like you know, whatever it is he takes

1035
00:56:16,120 --> 00:56:17,920
Speaker 1: out on the golf ball, but I really feel like

1036
00:56:17,960 --> 00:56:20,680
Speaker 1: he wants to kill somebody at the time in a

1037
00:56:20,719 --> 00:56:24,799
Speaker 1: fun way. So mind you. So we're playing golf, and

1038
00:56:24,880 --> 00:56:27,440
Speaker 1: there's a ruling golf where you don't hit into the

1039
00:56:27,480 --> 00:56:32,279
Speaker 1: people in front of you, Like, so let's say there's Yeah,

1040
00:56:32,360 --> 00:56:33,920
Speaker 1: I feel like I don't know anything about golf, but

1041
00:56:33,920 --> 00:56:38,000
Speaker 1: I think that that would be not even a rule.

1042
00:56:38,120 --> 00:56:40,719
Speaker 1: You just know, like, you don't hit into people. That's

1043
00:56:40,760 --> 00:56:44,120
Speaker 1: why you scream four if you accidentally do that, right, Yes,

1044
00:56:44,680 --> 00:56:48,520
Speaker 1: that is what happens. But the reason the thing is, though,

1045
00:56:48,560 --> 00:56:50,239
Speaker 1: is it gets so backed upon the golf course. If

1046
00:56:50,280 --> 00:56:52,879
Speaker 1: you're twosome and there's a foursome in front of you

1047
00:56:53,080 --> 00:56:54,879
Speaker 1: and there's maybe no one in front of them, they're

1048
00:56:54,880 --> 00:56:57,399
Speaker 1: slowing you down. A lot of the times it's like, hey, man,

1049
00:56:57,760 --> 00:56:59,960
Speaker 1: come and play through us. Yeah, but why don't we

1050
00:57:00,040 --> 00:57:02,440
Speaker 1: want to ask instead of waiting for people to ask you.

1051
00:57:03,160 --> 00:57:06,120
Speaker 1: I've done that before, Okay, I actually that's my new thing,

1052
00:57:06,360 --> 00:57:08,840
Speaker 1: this this thing of like no. But a lot of

1053
00:57:08,840 --> 00:57:11,440
Speaker 1: times we just become so much of a nuisance behind

1054
00:57:11,480 --> 00:57:13,279
Speaker 1: them that we expect them to let us to go through.

1055
00:57:13,360 --> 00:57:16,680
Speaker 1: It's like, well ask, okay, so go on, I have feeling.

1056
00:57:16,800 --> 00:57:18,640
Speaker 1: I know where this is going. So he's trying to

1057
00:57:18,640 --> 00:57:20,520
Speaker 1: send a signal to these people to let us play through.

1058
00:57:20,800 --> 00:57:23,439
Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no no no. So they're playing

1059
00:57:23,480 --> 00:57:25,840
Speaker 1: a scramble, which they played best ball, so whatever, they

1060
00:57:25,880 --> 00:57:29,120
Speaker 1: hit the ball to the left. We were talking, we're

1061
00:57:29,120 --> 00:57:31,400
Speaker 1: just bullshitting. Next thing, you know, we don't see them.

1062
00:57:31,440 --> 00:57:33,720
Speaker 1: This foursome, it's four twenty year olds that are all

1063
00:57:33,800 --> 00:57:38,560
Speaker 1: drinking fireball and they're fucking chugging beers and they're so cud.

1064
00:57:38,600 --> 00:57:42,919
Speaker 1: They're like fucking fraternity you yeah, like three months ago,

1065
00:57:43,200 --> 00:57:48,360
Speaker 1: like completely different times. Yes, So they're fucking getting fucked up.

1066
00:57:48,400 --> 00:57:52,080
Speaker 1: Whatever they drive, we don't see them. So I'm like, okay,

1067
00:57:52,120 --> 00:57:54,160
Speaker 1: so it's time for us to drive. You really lost

1068
00:57:54,200 --> 00:57:55,520
Speaker 1: track of that. You didn't know where they were. We

1069
00:57:55,560 --> 00:57:57,840
Speaker 1: didn't know where they were. We hit. We both hit

1070
00:57:57,880 --> 00:58:01,200
Speaker 1: great drives, like three. They're looking for the they were,

1071
00:58:01,920 --> 00:58:04,960
Speaker 1: so we started driving up and next thing you know,

1072
00:58:05,960 --> 00:58:08,480
Speaker 1: there's one of the guys in their party, the tallest,

1073
00:58:08,520 --> 00:58:12,400
Speaker 1: biggest guy is standing in the fairway looking at us

1074
00:58:12,480 --> 00:58:15,680
Speaker 1: like like bowing up, like he's a fucking spartan, like

1075
00:58:15,800 --> 00:58:19,520
Speaker 1: wanting to fight because we hit into them. One time,

1076
00:58:19,800 --> 00:58:21,440
Speaker 1: and they were so far to the right we didn't

1077
00:58:21,440 --> 00:58:25,600
Speaker 1: know they were there. So this guy has a club

1078
00:58:25,640 --> 00:58:28,240
Speaker 1: in his hand and he's ready to show his dominance,

1079
00:58:28,760 --> 00:58:32,720
Speaker 1: like three weeks ago, ready to show his dominance. I'm like,

1080
00:58:33,080 --> 00:58:35,680
Speaker 1: this is ridiculously, I'm not about to fight four twenty

1081
00:58:35,720 --> 00:58:38,800
Speaker 1: year olds. I look over at Jordan's this is his bar, mitz,

1082
00:58:39,160 --> 00:58:43,080
Speaker 1: this is his he has never he is foaming. He's

1083
00:58:43,080 --> 00:58:47,320
Speaker 1: like my dad. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's like a rabid dog.

1084
00:58:47,480 --> 00:58:50,720
Speaker 1: Just like, finally I get the fucking thing out all

1085
00:58:50,760 --> 00:58:54,560
Speaker 1: my frustrations and before this guy can even fucking bow

1086
00:58:54,680 --> 00:58:57,240
Speaker 1: up and like yell at us, Jordan's like, fuck you,

1087
00:58:57,600 --> 00:58:59,800
Speaker 1: why the funk are you? I'm like, oh my god,

1088
00:59:00,000 --> 00:59:03,440
Speaker 1: And I'm just like, dude, I don't want. I don't want.

1089
00:59:03,560 --> 00:59:05,440
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I would love to see the footage

1090
00:59:05,440 --> 00:59:08,480
Speaker 1: of this. You just like the guy, do you do it?

1091
00:59:08,520 --> 00:59:10,720
Speaker 1: Where you trying to stop? I'm just like, dude, it's fine,

1092
00:59:10,880 --> 00:59:13,000
Speaker 1: Like it's all far away? Is this guy? Don't give me?

1093
00:59:13,360 --> 00:59:16,000
Speaker 1: Like the guy reminds me of remember Naked Gun when

1094
00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:19,200
Speaker 1: the guy gets run over by the slow thing. Yeah,

1095
00:59:19,920 --> 00:59:27,760
Speaker 1: that's so he's it's we're still too far away from

1096
00:59:27,840 --> 00:59:31,520
Speaker 1: Jordan's like, that's how bad he wanted. So the guy

1097
00:59:32,080 --> 00:59:34,160
Speaker 1: is probably waiting for us to get closer, for him

1098
00:59:34,200 --> 00:59:36,440
Speaker 1: to show his dominance and tell us not to hit

1099
00:59:36,480 --> 00:59:40,800
Speaker 1: into him. So we're running, fuck you want, We didn't

1100
00:59:40,800 --> 00:59:45,240
Speaker 1: mean to golf card. The guy doesn't realize that he's

1101
00:59:45,440 --> 00:59:50,960
Speaker 1: that big closer we're getting. The guy realizes like he's

1102
00:59:51,000 --> 00:59:54,280
Speaker 1: fucking with the one guy, the wrong guy, and the

1103
00:59:54,320 --> 00:59:56,919
Speaker 1: other guy the nice Jewish guys are trying to make peak.

1104
00:59:58,000 --> 01:00:00,480
Speaker 1: So I'm just like, it's gonna be more like we

1105
01:00:00,520 --> 01:00:03,000
Speaker 1: get the guy realizes, like the closer we get like

1106
01:00:03,000 --> 01:00:06,280
Speaker 1: a shark that like he's fucking with the wrong guys. Ship. Yeah,

1107
01:00:06,520 --> 01:00:09,439
Speaker 1: these people are very small far away, it's like a name,

1108
01:00:09,520 --> 01:00:12,480
Speaker 1: yeah yeah, but instead of like cool for ants like that,

1109
01:00:12,560 --> 01:00:14,960
Speaker 1: like he thought you were as little as you were,

1110
01:00:15,080 --> 01:00:17,560
Speaker 1: but like the closer, it gets as a giant hornets. Yes.

1111
01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:20,640
Speaker 1: So we get there and we're like and Jordan's going,

1112
01:00:20,760 --> 01:00:24,480
Speaker 1: I'm like the guys are already like, oh okay, like

1113
01:00:24,560 --> 01:00:29,520
Speaker 1: backing down kind of deal. Yeah, But Jordan's like, already

1114
01:00:29,560 --> 01:00:31,080
Speaker 1: he's in the middle of it, And are you able

1115
01:00:31,120 --> 01:00:33,120
Speaker 1: to talk any sense into him or is he he's

1116
01:00:33,120 --> 01:00:35,800
Speaker 1: a rabbit dog. He's like a pit bull that has

1117
01:00:35,840 --> 01:00:39,880
Speaker 1: his teeth in. Yeah, he's Kujo, and I'm just like, listen, Kujo,

1118
01:00:40,040 --> 01:00:43,280
Speaker 1: just relax and he's not listening to me. Are like

1119
01:00:43,280 --> 01:00:45,200
Speaker 1: trying to touch him, like trying to like get like yeah,

1120
01:00:45,240 --> 01:00:46,880
Speaker 1: I'm just like like yeah, And I'm like looking at

1121
01:00:46,920 --> 01:00:49,160
Speaker 1: him like more, are you wanting to just like drop

1122
01:00:49,200 --> 01:00:51,160
Speaker 1: and roll off of this cart? So you have to

1123
01:00:51,240 --> 01:00:54,040
Speaker 1: I was gonna light myself on fire just you wanted

1124
01:00:54,080 --> 01:00:55,720
Speaker 1: to pull a nephew and just put yourself in the

1125
01:00:55,760 --> 01:01:00,640
Speaker 1: front of the cart. This kid and starts another kid

1126
01:01:00,720 --> 01:01:03,640
Speaker 1: starts walking up another one. So now they look like

1127
01:01:03,720 --> 01:01:07,680
Speaker 1: brothers to me, which I've whatever foreshadow. So he starts

1128
01:01:07,680 --> 01:01:11,000
Speaker 1: coming up. He's like, what the funk man, you're being? Um,

1129
01:01:11,080 --> 01:01:12,920
Speaker 1: what did he say? He said a word that just

1130
01:01:13,040 --> 01:01:15,480
Speaker 1: isn't a good word for a fight, Like you're you're

1131
01:01:15,520 --> 01:01:19,120
Speaker 1: not being reasonab, you're being unreasonable, Like that's a funny

1132
01:01:19,120 --> 01:01:22,280
Speaker 1: thing to say. So Jordan looks at him and he goes,

1133
01:01:22,360 --> 01:01:26,120
Speaker 1: fuck you you backwards. Have your dad's probably a fucking

1134
01:01:26,200 --> 01:01:29,880
Speaker 1: lawyer coming from money. Meanwhile, Jordan's his parents are important,

1135
01:01:29,880 --> 01:01:33,440
Speaker 1: Like it's been funny for another like Jordan's yeah, like,

1136
01:01:33,480 --> 01:01:36,200
Speaker 1: I'm like, dude, here, but it is good to like

1137
01:01:36,320 --> 01:01:38,760
Speaker 1: just call someone like a little like you're only able

1138
01:01:38,760 --> 01:01:40,680
Speaker 1: to play on this golf course because your daddy bought

1139
01:01:40,680 --> 01:01:42,520
Speaker 1: it for you. I mean, well it's a public course

1140
01:01:42,640 --> 01:01:45,160
Speaker 1: that's like ten bucks to play. So then there's another

1141
01:01:45,240 --> 01:01:48,400
Speaker 1: two guys too, So it's four guys and Jordan's just

1142
01:01:48,480 --> 01:01:50,880
Speaker 1: keeps going and now it's getting really heated, and one

1143
01:01:50,880 --> 01:01:52,480
Speaker 1: has a golf club in his hand. I'm and I'm

1144
01:01:52,520 --> 01:01:57,920
Speaker 1: the whole time trying to like there any women around. No, no, uh,

1145
01:01:58,000 --> 01:02:00,439
Speaker 1: there'd be probably, I don't know it would. It would

1146
01:02:00,440 --> 01:02:02,240
Speaker 1: have been amazing for you to see this. So then

1147
01:02:02,800 --> 01:02:05,040
Speaker 1: they get in each other's faces, they're about to fight,

1148
01:02:05,120 --> 01:02:09,800
Speaker 1: and finally it calms down. They drive off angry. I'm like, dude,

1149
01:02:09,800 --> 01:02:11,680
Speaker 1: what the funk were you doing? Dude? I was like

1150
01:02:11,800 --> 01:02:14,920
Speaker 1: halfway in. I get why. First it was fucked up,

1151
01:02:15,080 --> 01:02:17,200
Speaker 1: like you shouldn't be bowing up. I'm like, what are

1152
01:02:17,240 --> 01:02:20,440
Speaker 1: we fucking goats? Like what are we like hitting like

1153
01:02:20,440 --> 01:02:23,680
Speaker 1: like rams like it's all this as always has something

1154
01:02:23,840 --> 01:02:27,280
Speaker 1: to do with so much else. That's why you can't

1155
01:02:27,320 --> 01:02:30,520
Speaker 1: cut people off. You don't know how you're cutting off.

1156
01:02:30,640 --> 01:02:34,320
Speaker 1: So then, um, sorry, one minute, I'll just wrap it up.

1157
01:02:34,360 --> 01:02:37,240
Speaker 1: So we fucking keep playing. We're playing behind them. I

1158
01:02:37,280 --> 01:02:40,520
Speaker 1: see them drinking more fucking beers, like pounding beers. And

1159
01:02:40,560 --> 01:02:43,680
Speaker 1: we get to the final hole for them. Uh, we

1160
01:02:43,680 --> 01:02:45,280
Speaker 1: were going to keep playing a little bit more and

1161
01:02:45,400 --> 01:02:48,160
Speaker 1: uh but it's the final hole and they're just sitting

1162
01:02:48,200 --> 01:02:50,920
Speaker 1: there with two more guys and there's no reason for

1163
01:02:51,880 --> 01:02:56,880
Speaker 1: there's no reason for them waiting, and they're staring at us.

1164
01:02:56,960 --> 01:02:59,360
Speaker 1: And at this point, I'm finally angry. And now they

1165
01:02:59,400 --> 01:03:02,640
Speaker 1: probably have gone or something. Yeah, you know, I mean

1166
01:03:02,680 --> 01:03:06,040
Speaker 1: like they've I mean, they don't seem like kind, but

1167
01:03:06,080 --> 01:03:09,160
Speaker 1: they were. They keep playing. Yeah, they kept playing. They

1168
01:03:09,160 --> 01:03:11,160
Speaker 1: shouldn't be waiting. And I'm like, oh, they're waiting. They're

1169
01:03:11,200 --> 01:03:14,040
Speaker 1: gonna want to fight us with another. So finally they go, oh,

1170
01:03:14,080 --> 01:03:16,440
Speaker 1: look at the tough guys. Look at that. I was like,

1171
01:03:16,520 --> 01:03:19,479
Speaker 1: I didn't fucking do ship. Now you're being tough because

1172
01:03:19,520 --> 01:03:22,480
Speaker 1: you have two more friends, and they're like, yeah I did.

1173
01:03:22,800 --> 01:03:25,400
Speaker 1: Finally I had enough. I was like, I'm ready to go.

1174
01:03:25,440 --> 01:03:31,000
Speaker 1: I'm ready to Jordan back relax Andrew. So then Jordan's

1175
01:03:31,000 --> 01:03:32,479
Speaker 1: talking about his life and you're like, I'm pissed about

1176
01:03:32,480 --> 01:03:37,600
Speaker 1: this life too, so you So now I'm out of

1177
01:03:37,600 --> 01:03:40,720
Speaker 1: a cart and I'm like, I'm like, you know, I

1178
01:03:40,840 --> 01:03:44,200
Speaker 1: was like you were being reasonable. So then they're talking,

1179
01:03:45,240 --> 01:03:47,400
Speaker 1: but Jordan's bowing up again. He's ready to fight again.

1180
01:03:47,520 --> 01:03:49,960
Speaker 1: Bowing up. I've never heard that until this episode, Like

1181
01:03:50,000 --> 01:03:51,560
Speaker 1: when you bow your chest. I get it now, I

1182
01:03:51,600 --> 01:03:56,000
Speaker 1: get it. Yeah, so he's fucking checko tak. Yeah. But

1183
01:03:56,080 --> 01:03:57,919
Speaker 1: the guy is trying to go to me, goes, look,

1184
01:03:57,960 --> 01:04:02,640
Speaker 1: you're nice, and I'm it's fine, you're short, you're smaller

1185
01:04:02,680 --> 01:04:05,920
Speaker 1: man your friends, and then you would turn to Jordan

1186
01:04:06,000 --> 01:04:09,720
Speaker 1: go fuck you, motherfucker, fuck you, and they're going to you.

1187
01:04:09,760 --> 01:04:11,680
Speaker 1: And then he turned to me and go he shake

1188
01:04:11,760 --> 01:04:13,280
Speaker 1: my hand and be like but you're all right, And

1189
01:04:13,320 --> 01:04:16,880
Speaker 1: I'm like, no, you can't. You can't decipher the two.

1190
01:04:17,360 --> 01:04:20,880
Speaker 1: You can't fuck him, and then not want to with him. Yeah,

1191
01:04:20,920 --> 01:04:23,080
Speaker 1: I'm with him. I'm gonna fight now too. God. This

1192
01:04:23,120 --> 01:04:27,280
Speaker 1: sounds exactly almost identical to your fight with the guy

1193
01:04:27,400 --> 01:04:30,760
Speaker 1: from some fort, like where you're trying to keep the

1194
01:04:30,800 --> 01:04:33,800
Speaker 1: peace and like fights. I had that other fight in

1195
01:04:33,840 --> 01:04:36,200
Speaker 1: Europe that where I'm trying to keep the piece until

1196
01:04:36,800 --> 01:04:38,560
Speaker 1: until you get pushed over the edge and now you're

1197
01:04:38,600 --> 01:04:42,680
Speaker 1: implicated and now you're unreasonable. Final thought, final thought. The

1198
01:04:42,720 --> 01:04:46,080
Speaker 1: guy goes. They start yelling at each other again. Jordan's

1199
01:04:46,080 --> 01:04:48,720
Speaker 1: like backwards had bits. Your dad's like like bringing up

1200
01:04:48,760 --> 01:04:51,160
Speaker 1: like it turns into like a rose kind of I'm like, oh,

1201
01:04:51,160 --> 01:04:53,440
Speaker 1: I would actually be really good. Yeah, you like starting

1202
01:04:53,440 --> 01:04:56,800
Speaker 1: to I started writing I was in his ear. And

1203
01:04:56,880 --> 01:04:58,720
Speaker 1: so then the guy just goes to Jordan. He looks

1204
01:04:58,760 --> 01:05:01,200
Speaker 1: at me, goes, you know, but he says, they're like

1205
01:05:01,240 --> 01:05:03,600
Speaker 1: in a weird way, not like screaming. He goes, you know,

1206
01:05:03,680 --> 01:05:07,680
Speaker 1: you just seem like you're retarded, and Jordan's like, what

1207
01:05:08,160 --> 01:05:13,920
Speaker 1: I'm not, I'm not. It was just like such a

1208
01:05:13,960 --> 01:05:18,960
Speaker 1: weird like like dig where it wasn't like in your face.

1209
01:05:19,440 --> 01:05:21,840
Speaker 1: It was kind of like I know something about you

1210
01:05:22,280 --> 01:05:28,240
Speaker 1: that you don't even know. Yeah. Boy, And if Jordan

1211
01:05:28,360 --> 01:05:30,880
Speaker 1: at all dealt with any kind of learning disability, this

1212
01:05:30,920 --> 01:05:33,240
Speaker 1: is going to be a huge trigger. Who which Who

1213
01:05:33,280 --> 01:05:36,520
Speaker 1: hasn't dealt with any being feeling like you're a little stupid,

1214
01:05:38,080 --> 01:05:45,160
Speaker 1: being held back? Who hasn't? He probably hasn't. This kid

1215
01:05:45,160 --> 01:05:47,560
Speaker 1: has a mustache and a mullet. He kind of like

1216
01:05:47,600 --> 01:05:50,640
Speaker 1: a probably listen to THEO vonn like that kind of yes,

1217
01:05:51,160 --> 01:05:53,919
Speaker 1: you know, and he wants to fight Jordan's and he's

1218
01:05:53,960 --> 01:05:57,280
Speaker 1: so drunk he's looking past him. I'm like, this kid

1219
01:05:57,400 --> 01:06:01,240
Speaker 1: forgot about that part. This kid will die. Jorge, No,

1220
01:06:02,760 --> 01:06:04,760
Speaker 1: we'll go to jail. Yes, and I would go to

1221
01:06:04,800 --> 01:06:06,640
Speaker 1: jail too. It's like we with Taylor. I'm like, you're

1222
01:06:06,640 --> 01:06:08,360
Speaker 1: gonna get caught. Just don't do this. It is not

1223
01:06:08,440 --> 01:06:10,560
Speaker 1: worth it. At one point the fight, it is so

1224
01:06:10,600 --> 01:06:12,560
Speaker 1: funny on golf course because it has a golf club

1225
01:06:12,560 --> 01:06:15,520
Speaker 1: and Jorgia that's a like a weapon of like you

1226
01:06:15,520 --> 01:06:17,680
Speaker 1: can murder someone. He's like, yeah, I know. Like it

1227
01:06:17,800 --> 01:06:20,600
Speaker 1: was like I know, like very slow, like the whole thing.

1228
01:06:20,720 --> 01:06:24,000
Speaker 1: So how does this Finally they drive off. Finally they

1229
01:06:24,080 --> 01:06:26,840
Speaker 1: drive off and they're still talking ship like fucking tough guys.

1230
01:06:26,880 --> 01:06:30,520
Speaker 1: But you're cool, you were cool, but fuck you. Is

1231
01:06:30,520 --> 01:06:32,840
Speaker 1: there a part of you that's kind of like yes, no,

1232
01:06:33,000 --> 01:06:34,960
Speaker 1: part of me what I mean at first? Yes, and

1233
01:06:35,000 --> 01:06:36,760
Speaker 1: then I wanted them to hate me just as much

1234
01:06:36,840 --> 01:06:41,240
Speaker 1: because they were. Yes. So we're driving off and we're playing.

1235
01:06:41,320 --> 01:06:43,240
Speaker 1: We we keep playing a couple more holes and like

1236
01:06:43,320 --> 01:06:45,920
Speaker 1: three holes later and Jordan just looks at me like

1237
01:06:46,000 --> 01:06:49,240
Speaker 1: quiet ladies, just because do I like come off retarded?

1238
01:06:50,200 --> 01:06:57,000
Speaker 1: Oh baby George, or I was like a little bit yeah, no,

1239
01:06:58,440 --> 01:07:01,160
Speaker 1: no no, but it was just such a moment of

1240
01:07:01,320 --> 01:07:04,720
Speaker 1: like it was very bonding for us, whatever it was,

1241
01:07:05,040 --> 01:07:07,440
Speaker 1: because well he was vulnerable in that moment to be like,

1242
01:07:07,440 --> 01:07:11,120
Speaker 1: hey man, will you'd be honest with And it's so

1243
01:07:11,160 --> 01:07:14,600
Speaker 1: sweet that like all of this really comes from that

1244
01:07:14,800 --> 01:07:18,040
Speaker 1: place of being like I feel less then, because no

1245
01:07:18,080 --> 01:07:21,760
Speaker 1: one really needs to fight unless you feel you're threatened.

1246
01:07:22,040 --> 01:07:27,040
Speaker 1: Like all that anger comes from, you know, saying boys

1247
01:07:27,040 --> 01:07:29,720
Speaker 1: low self esteem And I'm not trying to Jordan probably

1248
01:07:29,720 --> 01:07:34,400
Speaker 1: hate it, yeah, low self esteem. Like you don't need

1249
01:07:34,440 --> 01:07:36,919
Speaker 1: to do that unless you're trying to prove something about

1250
01:07:36,960 --> 01:07:39,240
Speaker 1: yourself because you think other people think less of you,

1251
01:07:40,120 --> 01:07:41,400
Speaker 1: or you think less of you, and it's going to

1252
01:07:41,520 --> 01:07:43,840
Speaker 1: give you something that makes you feel better. But it's

1253
01:07:43,880 --> 01:07:46,120
Speaker 1: I'm so glad it didn't end in violence? How was it?

1254
01:07:46,160 --> 01:07:50,600
Speaker 1: How did it not? Because no one would, No one

1255
01:07:50,640 --> 01:07:53,959
Speaker 1: would take the first punch about It's like a baseball fight.

1256
01:07:54,040 --> 01:07:56,160
Speaker 1: Have you ever seen like when they cleared the bench,

1257
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Speaker 1: No one ever throws a punch. Everyone just like look

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Speaker 1: you fuck you. Eyone's being held back the guy, I think,

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Speaker 1: I think because they're about chicken though, like aren't isn't someone?

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Speaker 1: I feel this way sometimes when I'm in relationships of

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Speaker 1: like who's going to be the first to be like

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Speaker 1: this is over? And then it's like you're both waiting

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Speaker 1: for someone to say that, to be like, oh, is

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Speaker 1: that what you want? Cool? And then you're not the

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Speaker 1: one that's doing it or saying you know. What I'm

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Speaker 1: saying is that the way it is in physical fights.

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Speaker 1: I'm waiting for this guy to punch me. They don't

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Speaker 1: have reason to punch him, but I don't want to

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Speaker 1: throw the first punch because it means that it will

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Speaker 1: beget and also you could go to jail if you

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Speaker 1: throw the first punch. But yes, I do think there's

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Speaker 1: something involved. And I also think at the core of it,

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Speaker 1: no one really wanted to fight, but the manliness in

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Speaker 1: you to so for lack of a better word, gay,

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Speaker 1: because you get you touch each other, You get to

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Speaker 1: like kind of hug each other. It's it's the only

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Speaker 1: time men touch whether or not you're you're either gay

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Speaker 1: or you're fighting. Otherwise there's like just you hug you

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Speaker 1: like slap each other. When you hug, there's no like

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Speaker 1: into a man in like in the middle of your

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Speaker 1: like I kind of feel good in your arms, like

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Speaker 1: it feels nice to be touched. My my cousin j

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Speaker 1: D who's now past, but he used to always say that.

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Speaker 1: His bus driver when he was a kid used to

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Speaker 1: be like, if you all don't stop horsing around back there,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna come back and touch you hard, which just

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Speaker 1: means like hit you, but touch you on, which is

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Speaker 1: like a nice name, but touch you hard. It always

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Speaker 1: made me, But it is funny that we can. Boys

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Speaker 1: can't touch each other unless it's aggressive. Otherwise it's yeah,

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Speaker 1: you know. There was no ending it other than yeah,

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Speaker 1: I I. You never realize that someone's going to really

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Speaker 1: throw a punch. You guys needs more touches boys. And

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Speaker 1: this is what I learned from f Boy Island. Like

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Speaker 1: Peter thinks, we actually had a therapy session because we

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Speaker 1: did a joke therapy session. That's how starved men are

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Speaker 1: for talking about their feelings. There was a UFC fighter

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Speaker 1: that just won This guy Patty to Batty and he's

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Speaker 1: like blowing up. He's from Ireland, blond hair, blue eyes.

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Speaker 1: Guy has like a weird hair. He kind of looks

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Speaker 1: like that hair that I had ons from like um

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Speaker 1: waiting for yesh so um, it's so Bobby Flay. That's

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Speaker 1: the football player from Adam's. So anyways, this guy won

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Speaker 1: and his friend killed himself the day before, and his

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Speaker 1: whole speech, I'll show it to you was all about

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Speaker 1: how men should be talked to your friends because I'd

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Speaker 1: rather you, you know, be crying on my shoulder and

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Speaker 1: being dead. You know, like it was like it's really

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Speaker 1: hard and it's like blown up. Kind of remind me

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Speaker 1: the Logic song and how the Logic song because wrapped

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Speaker 1: talking about those kind of feelings, you don't expect it,

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Speaker 1: so you have c fighter just one the only way

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Speaker 1: to get through. It's like it's it's on you as

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Speaker 1: a man who was able to access emotion and talk

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Speaker 1: about them, like it's up to you too, Like you

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Speaker 1: come across as a manly man, like it's up to

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Speaker 1: you to put that message out there so that other

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Speaker 1: men feel like it's acceptable, because if they look up

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Speaker 1: to it all, they'll just that's we just got to

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Speaker 1: have more people like that being emotional and um, because man,

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Speaker 1: you just need to hark Doordan next time you see

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Speaker 1: him a little bit longer and like be sincere about that.

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Speaker 1: Try it. Yeah, yeah, pull his hand on the gulf. Alright, guys,

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Speaker 1: we gotta go. Thank you so much for listening to

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Speaker 1: the show today. Thanks Andrew for that long short story segment,

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Speaker 1: but it was great. Uh when in Luigi he already

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Speaker 1: knows what finished and you're gonna go for a walk,

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Speaker 1: do you know that? Alright, guys, do not be a

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Speaker 1: Russell Terrier.