1 00:00:00,240 --> 00:00:04,000 Speaker 1: Make sure to subscribe, rate, and review The Doctor Sex 2 00:00:04,040 --> 00:00:12,320 Speaker 1: re Show wherever you listen to your favorite podcasts. On 3 00:00:12,440 --> 00:00:16,680 Speaker 1: today's episode of The Doctor Sex Reese Show, a woman 4 00:00:16,680 --> 00:00:19,440 Speaker 1: worries the road to self discovery could leave her all 5 00:00:19,600 --> 00:00:23,640 Speaker 1: hot and bothered. A sizzling sex celebrity explodes into the 6 00:00:23,640 --> 00:00:28,640 Speaker 1: studio unannounced, while producer Shelley drops the biggest bombshell yet. 7 00:00:29,160 --> 00:00:33,440 Speaker 1: And now that Doctor Sex Reese Show with your host, 8 00:00:34,120 --> 00:00:39,400 Speaker 1: Dr Robert sex Reese. This is the Doctor Robert Sex 9 00:00:39,479 --> 00:00:42,040 Speaker 1: re Show. I'm Dr Robert sex Reese. How can I 10 00:00:42,080 --> 00:00:48,560 Speaker 1: help you today? Every caller that calls me, I take 11 00:00:48,640 --> 00:00:51,680 Speaker 1: as it's me or them. I don't like that either, Honestly, 12 00:00:51,680 --> 00:00:53,800 Speaker 1: now that I'm hearing it come from you, very excited 13 00:00:53,880 --> 00:00:55,720 Speaker 1: to talk about this, Can you give me a second. 14 00:00:55,720 --> 00:00:57,800 Speaker 1: I'm choking on a walnut. You know you're on the air, 15 00:00:57,920 --> 00:00:59,800 Speaker 1: and we just put aside our differences and agree that 16 00:00:59,840 --> 00:01:02,920 Speaker 1: I was right, very impatient to hear your question, but 17 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:05,920 Speaker 1: also living in fear of it. I'm throwing gems at 18 00:01:05,920 --> 00:01:07,760 Speaker 1: you and you just keep dropping them in the river. 19 00:01:07,959 --> 00:01:11,479 Speaker 1: My situation is, I'm doing what I love. I'm free 20 00:01:11,560 --> 00:01:14,600 Speaker 1: from human touch, and I'm here to give what I 21 00:01:14,720 --> 00:01:20,760 Speaker 1: have to you. Hello, Hello, haa, and welcome to the 22 00:01:20,800 --> 00:01:23,880 Speaker 1: Doctor sex Rees Show. I am your host, Dr Robert 23 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:28,960 Speaker 1: sex Reese, and I am amazed that I'm here right now. 24 00:01:29,600 --> 00:01:33,040 Speaker 1: To be quite honest, I wasn't planning to be I 25 00:01:33,080 --> 00:01:35,839 Speaker 1: wasn't even planning to be on this continent. But sometimes 26 00:01:35,959 --> 00:01:40,480 Speaker 1: life throws your curve balls. Okay, So, in case you 27 00:01:40,600 --> 00:01:45,319 Speaker 1: missed it, on our last show, this unreliable hip hop 28 00:01:45,360 --> 00:01:49,360 Speaker 1: theme DNA test said that a woman named Amy Reese 29 00:01:50,360 --> 00:01:54,160 Speaker 1: shares half her DNA with me, which some took to 30 00:01:54,240 --> 00:01:58,400 Speaker 1: mean that I am her father. But by that same logic, 31 00:01:58,440 --> 00:02:01,640 Speaker 1: the DNA test could be half a not a lot 32 00:02:01,640 --> 00:02:03,920 Speaker 1: of people mentioning that, but either way, I high tailed 33 00:02:03,920 --> 00:02:07,760 Speaker 1: it out of the studio, leaving my producer Shelley to 34 00:02:07,880 --> 00:02:11,400 Speaker 1: just finish the show on her own. So where did 35 00:02:11,400 --> 00:02:17,040 Speaker 1: I go in that shocked semifugue state. Well, some of 36 00:02:17,080 --> 00:02:20,280 Speaker 1: you know, I'm prepared at any moment to bug out 37 00:02:20,680 --> 00:02:26,680 Speaker 1: completely and just retreat from society at large. I have cash, passports, 38 00:02:26,720 --> 00:02:32,359 Speaker 1: safe houses, disguises. This was finally my chance to disappear 39 00:02:32,440 --> 00:02:37,519 Speaker 1: and start a new life as a new person, perhaps 40 00:02:37,560 --> 00:02:42,200 Speaker 1: with a thick mustache and sunglasses. The sky was the limit. However, 41 00:02:43,200 --> 00:02:46,120 Speaker 1: vanishing without a trace is not as easy as it sounds. 42 00:02:46,200 --> 00:02:49,959 Speaker 1: It turns out I I had apparently stored my bugout 43 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:54,639 Speaker 1: bag and in the wrong place, because it was extremely damp. 44 00:02:54,760 --> 00:02:56,840 Speaker 1: When I got to it. The money and passports had 45 00:02:56,919 --> 00:03:00,080 Speaker 1: rotted away to tatters, which was obviously disappointing since I 46 00:03:00,080 --> 00:03:02,519 Speaker 1: had to use my credit card defeats the whole purpose 47 00:03:02,520 --> 00:03:05,560 Speaker 1: of dropping off the map. But when I got there, 48 00:03:05,960 --> 00:03:08,360 Speaker 1: I was doubly disappointed to find that my secret little 49 00:03:08,400 --> 00:03:12,239 Speaker 1: safe house had been converted into an artisanal wax and 50 00:03:12,360 --> 00:03:17,360 Speaker 1: twine shop. This neighborhood was a dump when I first 51 00:03:17,360 --> 00:03:20,800 Speaker 1: got my safe house, but now it had been completely gentrified. 52 00:03:21,760 --> 00:03:28,240 Speaker 1: I was furious, dejected, depressed, doubly so because I realized 53 00:03:28,240 --> 00:03:32,240 Speaker 1: that I should have bought instead of renting. But I 54 00:03:32,320 --> 00:03:35,840 Speaker 1: faced reality, I tried to self soothe with some emergency 55 00:03:35,880 --> 00:03:41,240 Speaker 1: bagel chips and scallion cream cheese. Now I have since 56 00:03:41,360 --> 00:03:44,520 Speaker 1: learned why serious survivalists don't include dairy in their long 57 00:03:44,640 --> 00:03:48,040 Speaker 1: term bug out backs. The cream cheese had long since 58 00:03:48,080 --> 00:03:53,760 Speaker 1: turned and whatever chemical process took place gave it a 59 00:03:53,760 --> 00:03:57,280 Speaker 1: powerful psychotropic effect. I'll say so. By the time I 60 00:03:57,320 --> 00:04:00,000 Speaker 1: finished my last bagel chip. I was dancing and slow 61 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:04,720 Speaker 1: emotion inside a giant purple fractal. Serious listeners of the 62 00:04:04,720 --> 00:04:07,800 Speaker 1: show will know that I don't drink or do drugs 63 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:11,360 Speaker 1: because I don't like the sensation of losing control. I 64 00:04:11,360 --> 00:04:14,320 Speaker 1: still don't even love having bowel movements for this reason. 65 00:04:14,840 --> 00:04:22,080 Speaker 1: But this experience, this bagel chip trip, was different. It 66 00:04:22,400 --> 00:04:27,599 Speaker 1: felt organic. It felt strangely natural, as if that that 67 00:04:27,720 --> 00:04:30,520 Speaker 1: glowing red frog with with the crown of steel and 68 00:04:30,560 --> 00:04:34,280 Speaker 1: ice had always been my mentor and guide. But I 69 00:04:34,360 --> 00:04:38,279 Speaker 1: was just now realizing it, and I found myself listening 70 00:04:38,320 --> 00:04:40,120 Speaker 1: to what the red frog had to say that was 71 00:04:40,160 --> 00:04:42,880 Speaker 1: more like drinking than listening, if that makes sense. But 72 00:04:43,240 --> 00:04:45,920 Speaker 1: he told me that that I could no longer run 73 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:49,120 Speaker 1: from my fears, but I had to face them head on, 74 00:04:50,200 --> 00:04:54,760 Speaker 1: because fear is this gateway through which we all must 75 00:04:54,800 --> 00:04:59,599 Speaker 1: walk in order to know peace. That we ourselves have 76 00:04:59,720 --> 00:05:04,719 Speaker 1: no substance at all, just constructions of thought layered on thought, 77 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:11,880 Speaker 1: that we are formless and empty. Well, as you might 78 00:05:11,920 --> 00:05:15,279 Speaker 1: have surmised, that sucked big time. Did not care for 79 00:05:15,320 --> 00:05:18,240 Speaker 1: that realization. I hated it, and I started screaming and 80 00:05:18,279 --> 00:05:20,760 Speaker 1: thrashing around like a bowl in a wax and twine shop. 81 00:05:20,800 --> 00:05:24,040 Speaker 1: I don't want to be nothing. Luckily, the cream cheese 82 00:05:24,120 --> 00:05:26,840 Speaker 1: mold wore off pretty quickly, and the store owners were 83 00:05:26,839 --> 00:05:28,880 Speaker 1: a lot more understanding than I would have been, and 84 00:05:28,920 --> 00:05:31,799 Speaker 1: they offered me a very nice discount on some scented candles. 85 00:05:31,839 --> 00:05:35,440 Speaker 1: So I got a hold of myself. I called Shelly 86 00:05:35,520 --> 00:05:38,440 Speaker 1: and I said I would never be coming back and 87 00:05:38,480 --> 00:05:41,000 Speaker 1: that she could tell the management I didn't care what 88 00:05:41,200 --> 00:05:44,800 Speaker 1: they thought anymore. And then Shelly reminded me that I 89 00:05:44,800 --> 00:05:46,919 Speaker 1: am still under contract and in quite a bit of 90 00:05:46,960 --> 00:05:54,520 Speaker 1: debt financially, so um, I started crying. Then if I 91 00:05:54,560 --> 00:05:57,480 Speaker 1: recall correctly, and then Shelly tried to soothe me by 92 00:05:57,520 --> 00:05:59,479 Speaker 1: telling me that if I came back, we could do 93 00:05:59,520 --> 00:06:03,599 Speaker 1: today's episode about abstinence, which is the topic I have 94 00:06:03,680 --> 00:06:07,880 Speaker 1: been trying to do for years. So here I am. 95 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:11,560 Speaker 1: I'm a true professional. I still haven't grappled with the 96 00:06:11,560 --> 00:06:14,880 Speaker 1: fact that my entire identity has been shattered, but I'm 97 00:06:14,920 --> 00:06:17,680 Speaker 1: ready to get on the phones and start helping so people. 98 00:06:17,720 --> 00:06:21,720 Speaker 1: So uh, let's get to our first caller, Linda. Linda, 99 00:06:22,600 --> 00:06:25,120 Speaker 1: Welcome to the Doctor sex re Show. I'm Dr Robert 100 00:06:25,160 --> 00:06:29,640 Speaker 1: sex Reese. How can I be of service? Hi? Doctor? 101 00:06:29,760 --> 00:06:33,520 Speaker 1: So my question is I want to take a month 102 00:06:33,600 --> 00:06:39,960 Speaker 1: long meditation retreat, okay, um, but they actually require participants 103 00:06:40,080 --> 00:06:43,880 Speaker 1: to be abstinent during the full time. And I mean, 104 00:06:45,120 --> 00:06:47,159 Speaker 1: I I don't know if I can go that long. 105 00:06:47,480 --> 00:06:49,640 Speaker 1: You don't know if you can meditate that long. I'm 106 00:06:49,680 --> 00:06:54,320 Speaker 1: not sure I can go a whole month without having sex. Oh? 107 00:06:54,400 --> 00:06:56,760 Speaker 1: I see, well, I mean you're in the right place 108 00:06:56,800 --> 00:07:01,960 Speaker 1: to get advice. I've gone my entire life without having sex. Uh, 109 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:06,359 Speaker 1: and I'm doing quite well. But have you ever wanted it? No? 110 00:07:06,480 --> 00:07:09,359 Speaker 1: I have never wanted it. That's that's my gifts. So yeah, 111 00:07:09,440 --> 00:07:11,920 Speaker 1: I'm not sure we're on the same page because I 112 00:07:12,040 --> 00:07:15,680 Speaker 1: always wanted to go a whole month would be really 113 00:07:15,760 --> 00:07:18,680 Speaker 1: challenging for me. Well, what's the longest you've ever gone 114 00:07:19,200 --> 00:07:24,960 Speaker 1: without having sex? Um? I would say probably three days? Okay? 115 00:07:25,040 --> 00:07:27,920 Speaker 1: And when at what age did you start engaging in 116 00:07:27,920 --> 00:07:32,080 Speaker 1: this act? I don't know if my mother listens to this, 117 00:07:32,280 --> 00:07:35,960 Speaker 1: but if she does, we'll just say eighteen. And right now, 118 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:42,400 Speaker 1: you're what fifty nine? Yeah, you're good, I am. I'm 119 00:07:42,440 --> 00:07:44,840 Speaker 1: I'm fifty nine and a half. So the fact that 120 00:07:44,920 --> 00:07:48,720 Speaker 1: you were kind of going back and forth between those two. 121 00:07:49,920 --> 00:07:51,680 Speaker 1: I knew I knew you were the right one to 122 00:07:51,720 --> 00:07:54,200 Speaker 1: call because you know your stuff. I do know my 123 00:07:54,240 --> 00:07:57,080 Speaker 1: stuff is I'm also very good at guessing shoe sizes. 124 00:07:57,880 --> 00:08:02,680 Speaker 1: But are you worried that there's gonna be people at 125 00:08:02,720 --> 00:08:07,840 Speaker 1: this retreat that you are uncontrollably attracted to? I've been 126 00:08:07,960 --> 00:08:12,160 Speaker 1: I haven't done a meditation retreat myself, but I've spoken 127 00:08:12,200 --> 00:08:14,600 Speaker 1: to a lot of Buddhists, and they're not the best 128 00:08:14,680 --> 00:08:20,440 Speaker 1: looking group. It's usually the the instructors that are the 129 00:08:20,480 --> 00:08:23,200 Speaker 1: most attractive, because they're the ones you know, that know 130 00:08:23,320 --> 00:08:28,080 Speaker 1: their stuff and they're breathing is very sensual, even though 131 00:08:28,080 --> 00:08:29,640 Speaker 1: I don't know if it's supposed to be that way, 132 00:08:29,680 --> 00:08:32,080 Speaker 1: but that's how I take it. No, it's not supposed 133 00:08:32,080 --> 00:08:34,120 Speaker 1: to be that way. I'm gonna go out on a limb. 134 00:08:34,200 --> 00:08:37,640 Speaker 1: Can I just start making some guesses about you? Sure 135 00:08:38,080 --> 00:08:43,000 Speaker 1: was your first sexual experience with a figure of authority? 136 00:08:43,040 --> 00:08:45,200 Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, I love a captain, I love it, 137 00:08:45,240 --> 00:08:52,840 Speaker 1: a team leader, I love a deacon. Okay, are you religious? Hi, dabble, 138 00:08:53,040 --> 00:08:57,600 Speaker 1: I'll go to I'll I'll hit up the Methodist church sometimes. Okay, 139 00:08:57,679 --> 00:08:59,960 Speaker 1: But now you're moving into more of an Eastern sort 140 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:04,040 Speaker 1: of philosophy. Well, you know, personally, I think that um, 141 00:09:04,080 --> 00:09:07,400 Speaker 1: all these things. You know, Jesus was a Buddhist if 142 00:09:07,400 --> 00:09:10,000 Speaker 1: you really look into it. I just wanted to mix 143 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:11,680 Speaker 1: it up a little and get a little funky, you know. 144 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:15,000 Speaker 1: But I do want to point out that the ultimate abstainer, 145 00:09:15,679 --> 00:09:17,600 Speaker 1: the captain of the A team, and I'm talking with 146 00:09:17,640 --> 00:09:22,240 Speaker 1: a capital A, was the big man himself, Mr J. C. Jesus. 147 00:09:22,600 --> 00:09:26,720 Speaker 1: I I have long been in love with Jesus, and 148 00:09:26,760 --> 00:09:30,760 Speaker 1: I know that that's probably gonna rufflesome feathers, but Jesus 149 00:09:30,840 --> 00:09:35,120 Speaker 1: is the ultimate man. Sounds to me like you're pretty 150 00:09:35,120 --> 00:09:38,880 Speaker 1: into this Jesus guy, like he's some kind of heart throb. 151 00:09:39,320 --> 00:09:42,480 Speaker 1: I mean not like literally, like I'm not like thinking 152 00:09:42,520 --> 00:09:46,360 Speaker 1: about him, you know, like I'm just saying on your 153 00:09:46,400 --> 00:09:50,280 Speaker 1: wall like you would pictures of Jonathan Taylor Thomas or 154 00:09:50,320 --> 00:09:53,559 Speaker 1: the new Kids on the Block or whoever. No. I 155 00:09:53,600 --> 00:09:58,240 Speaker 1: but I just felt there were, you know, like captain 156 00:09:58,360 --> 00:10:03,280 Speaker 1: type men in my life, know, youth group leaders and 157 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:08,760 Speaker 1: you know, camp counselors, and then those types of people, uh, 158 00:10:08,920 --> 00:10:13,600 Speaker 1: to me felt very christ like and I'm drawn to 159 00:10:13,720 --> 00:10:19,160 Speaker 1: that they're loving for giving humble, uh, you know, good 160 00:10:19,160 --> 00:10:22,440 Speaker 1: with a piece of wood. But then to go to 161 00:10:22,600 --> 00:10:26,560 Speaker 1: this retreat where I know I'm heading into a danger 162 00:10:26,720 --> 00:10:30,880 Speaker 1: zone where they're not danger but just there's that type 163 00:10:30,920 --> 00:10:35,000 Speaker 1: of person is going to be there leading the meditations 164 00:10:35,040 --> 00:10:37,800 Speaker 1: and stuff and and I'm gonna like, I'm gonna like 165 00:10:37,920 --> 00:10:41,719 Speaker 1: those guys. I just was hoping for some sort of 166 00:10:42,400 --> 00:10:48,760 Speaker 1: tip on how to control myself. What I do is 167 00:10:48,800 --> 00:10:51,280 Speaker 1: I bite down on a watermelon rind and then I 168 00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:55,280 Speaker 1: keep a series of sticks around that I will grab 169 00:10:55,840 --> 00:11:00,160 Speaker 1: with my hands and just sort of snap. Uh. Not 170 00:11:00,240 --> 00:11:04,479 Speaker 1: recommending it for everyone, but definitely something you could try. 171 00:11:04,679 --> 00:11:07,720 Speaker 1: Good to know, I'll try the watermelon. I don't know 172 00:11:07,760 --> 00:11:09,640 Speaker 1: if they're going to have watermelon there, but I can 173 00:11:09,720 --> 00:11:11,880 Speaker 1: check the menu and they You should run to the 174 00:11:11,920 --> 00:11:16,160 Speaker 1: grocery stub beforehand, right, Also keep all of my watermelon 175 00:11:16,240 --> 00:11:21,880 Speaker 1: rhyns because I am a pretty intense and devout composter um. 176 00:11:21,920 --> 00:11:23,400 Speaker 1: And if you want to swing by, I don't know 177 00:11:23,400 --> 00:11:24,880 Speaker 1: where you live, you want to swing by the studio 178 00:11:24,960 --> 00:11:27,760 Speaker 1: or maybe get my producer your address, I could certainly 179 00:11:27,760 --> 00:11:31,199 Speaker 1: mail them to you. Well, those are what watermelon rhins 180 00:11:31,240 --> 00:11:35,240 Speaker 1: that you that you've eaten off of is that what 181 00:11:35,280 --> 00:11:38,080 Speaker 1: you're saying. Well, yeah, I've cut the watermelon, the juice 182 00:11:38,559 --> 00:11:40,560 Speaker 1: off of I don't even eat the watermelon. I'll just 183 00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:42,840 Speaker 1: do it for the rhines, but I keep them all. Yeah, 184 00:11:43,200 --> 00:11:46,840 Speaker 1: so it doesn't have like your germs on it. No, no, no, 185 00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:50,080 Speaker 1: none of my germs are on it. Well, I don't 186 00:11:50,120 --> 00:11:55,360 Speaker 1: know if I need you to send me your watermelon rhyins. 187 00:11:55,400 --> 00:11:59,240 Speaker 1: I can probably arrange with the retreats, and I can say, 188 00:11:59,480 --> 00:12:03,319 Speaker 1: you know, I need a watermelon per day, at least 189 00:12:03,360 --> 00:12:05,280 Speaker 1: one per day. Do you think you'll be able to 190 00:12:05,280 --> 00:12:09,160 Speaker 1: collect a bunch of sticks for yourself to snap? I assume. 191 00:12:09,240 --> 00:12:14,920 Speaker 1: So there are nature walks the schedule. Well, Linda, I 192 00:12:14,960 --> 00:12:17,960 Speaker 1: wish I had all day to indulge you, but I don't. 193 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:21,000 Speaker 1: I gotta get to some other calls. And also i'm, 194 00:12:21,040 --> 00:12:23,840 Speaker 1: you know, dealing with some stuff myself. So have I 195 00:12:23,920 --> 00:12:27,240 Speaker 1: been helpful? Oh yeah, I can't wait to try this 196 00:12:27,280 --> 00:12:31,520 Speaker 1: watermelon trick. All right, best of luck to you, Linda, 197 00:12:31,640 --> 00:12:34,480 Speaker 1: and I must stay, I must stay and bless you. 198 00:12:35,240 --> 00:12:38,760 Speaker 1: All right, thank you very much. She is a lost cause, 199 00:12:38,920 --> 00:12:41,280 Speaker 1: but I was glad to get the chance to talk 200 00:12:41,320 --> 00:12:43,760 Speaker 1: to her, and I do hope that any of you 201 00:12:43,920 --> 00:12:47,439 Speaker 1: have you know, going through anything similar that this has 202 00:12:47,480 --> 00:12:51,920 Speaker 1: been some has been of some assistance to you. We're 203 00:12:51,920 --> 00:12:53,800 Speaker 1: gonna take a break now and hear from another one 204 00:12:53,800 --> 00:13:02,200 Speaker 1: of our sponsors. He has been called, quote the sex 205 00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:05,640 Speaker 1: therapist to the powerful and famous, a little clunky, and 206 00:13:05,840 --> 00:13:08,800 Speaker 1: quote a sexual healer unlike the world has ever known. No, 207 00:13:08,960 --> 00:13:11,959 Speaker 1: it's not me, Dr sex Reese. It is someone named 208 00:13:12,040 --> 00:13:16,240 Speaker 1: Dr Randy, and his new book, How to Have Sex 209 00:13:16,280 --> 00:13:23,079 Speaker 1: With Everything, is supposedly combining physics with erotics and sensuality. 210 00:13:23,080 --> 00:13:25,800 Speaker 1: In fact, he claims that the Big Bang was a 211 00:13:25,840 --> 00:13:30,240 Speaker 1: gigantic act of sexual climax, and that everything in existence 212 00:13:30,280 --> 00:13:35,199 Speaker 1: comes from that massive galactic ejaculate. Here now is an 213 00:13:35,200 --> 00:13:39,120 Speaker 1: excerpt from the audio book read by Dr Randy himself. 214 00:13:39,960 --> 00:13:47,040 Speaker 1: Distant galaxies, far flung nebula, white hot supernovas, all of 215 00:13:47,080 --> 00:13:51,920 Speaker 1: them a splash of cosmic spunk from that grand nutting, 216 00:13:52,640 --> 00:13:58,320 Speaker 1: And only by embracing our full sexuality from primal two 217 00:13:58,480 --> 00:14:06,640 Speaker 1: spiritual the universe finally breathe and say I've finished. That 218 00:14:06,800 --> 00:14:10,439 Speaker 1: was Dr Randy's How to Have Sex with Everything available 219 00:14:10,520 --> 00:14:20,560 Speaker 1: wherever such mental filth is sold. You know, I'm mystified. 220 00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:22,760 Speaker 1: I'm mystified every time I come in here, why people 221 00:14:22,800 --> 00:14:25,320 Speaker 1: continue to call, why I continue to do this, why 222 00:14:25,400 --> 00:14:30,479 Speaker 1: people continue to listen, and why advertisers continue to advertise. 223 00:14:30,560 --> 00:14:32,560 Speaker 1: But I guess, uh, these are one of those questions 224 00:14:32,600 --> 00:14:34,160 Speaker 1: that you're never going to get an answer to in life. 225 00:14:35,560 --> 00:14:39,240 Speaker 1: You know, it's ironic, right because I'm here providing answers 226 00:14:39,280 --> 00:14:43,479 Speaker 1: to people, That's what I do, and yet the fundamental 227 00:14:43,560 --> 00:14:47,320 Speaker 1: questions that I have in my life are probably never 228 00:14:47,440 --> 00:14:50,680 Speaker 1: going to be answered. Take for example, the fact that 229 00:14:50,720 --> 00:14:54,280 Speaker 1: I am the only regionally syndicated sex therapist that I 230 00:14:54,400 --> 00:14:58,920 Speaker 1: know of, and I've checked who's never had sex, and 231 00:14:59,040 --> 00:15:03,720 Speaker 1: yet I've learned recently, uh that science seems to point 232 00:15:03,720 --> 00:15:06,120 Speaker 1: to the fact that I have a daughter, something that 233 00:15:06,200 --> 00:15:12,160 Speaker 1: I thought was impossible. But perhaps, like the Aztec mother 234 00:15:12,320 --> 00:15:17,520 Speaker 1: of ketzel Quaddle, I was somehow able to have and 235 00:15:17,600 --> 00:15:22,840 Speaker 1: give rise to a child through cosmic or spiritual means. 236 00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:26,080 Speaker 1: Maybe that's something I can hold onto. Wouldn't that be interesting, Shelley? 237 00:15:26,200 --> 00:15:28,600 Speaker 1: Would that be I mean, would that be something that 238 00:15:28,600 --> 00:15:31,080 Speaker 1: that Do you want me to talk or no, I 239 00:15:31,120 --> 00:15:34,040 Speaker 1: don't want you to talk now? Okay, Um, I was 240 00:15:34,080 --> 00:15:38,080 Speaker 1: going to have to interrupt you. Actually there is some exciting, 241 00:15:39,120 --> 00:15:43,440 Speaker 1: an exciting development happening another exciting development. This is gonna 242 00:15:43,440 --> 00:15:45,600 Speaker 1: be another exciting development that's going to cause me to 243 00:15:45,640 --> 00:15:49,480 Speaker 1: have diarrhea due to anxiety for three days straight. I 244 00:15:49,520 --> 00:15:51,760 Speaker 1: don't know what your reaction is going to be. So 245 00:15:51,840 --> 00:15:54,680 Speaker 1: you know that ad you just read for Dr Randy. 246 00:15:54,880 --> 00:15:57,680 Speaker 1: Dr Randy is here in the studio right now and 247 00:15:57,760 --> 00:16:01,640 Speaker 1: he's on his way to be on the show. What 248 00:16:01,720 --> 00:16:05,560 Speaker 1: are you talking about? The cosmics Ounkman doctor re season 249 00:16:05,600 --> 00:16:11,800 Speaker 1: here right now, So maybe just just letting you know that, Hello, Hi, 250 00:16:12,160 --> 00:16:15,640 Speaker 1: how are you showing? I'm so good? How are you? 251 00:16:16,160 --> 00:16:19,960 Speaker 1: Thank you so much for allowing me to come onto 252 00:16:19,960 --> 00:16:23,920 Speaker 1: this show. Thank you. You look absolutely radiant today show. 253 00:16:24,040 --> 00:16:26,880 Speaker 1: That's there's no way that's you. Thank you. This is 254 00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:31,920 Speaker 1: so exciting for me and for Dr Reason is wearing 255 00:16:32,040 --> 00:16:36,640 Speaker 1: a pair of overalls and an old sweatshirt. So I 256 00:16:36,640 --> 00:16:39,960 Speaker 1: don't see anyway how that could be construed as you 257 00:16:40,040 --> 00:16:42,480 Speaker 1: do not say what I'm wearing. Well, I've asked you 258 00:16:42,760 --> 00:16:45,360 Speaker 1: not to deceive me time and time again I did. 259 00:16:45,400 --> 00:16:50,120 Speaker 1: This was a surprise. This was a truly Dr Randy. 260 00:16:50,200 --> 00:16:52,239 Speaker 1: What can I do for you? Would you like an autograph? 261 00:16:52,360 --> 00:16:54,160 Speaker 1: Would you like a tour of the station. We can 262 00:16:54,240 --> 00:16:57,200 Speaker 1: have one of our custodial engineers show you around. What 263 00:16:57,360 --> 00:17:00,360 Speaker 1: is it you want? I'd love to actually step in. 264 00:17:00,880 --> 00:17:06,040 Speaker 1: I am fascinated by what you do. Mr Sex. Oh 265 00:17:06,119 --> 00:17:08,639 Speaker 1: you are, You're fascinated. Have you ever heard the show? 266 00:17:09,560 --> 00:17:14,320 Speaker 1: I have not. You sound very tall. I'm only able 267 00:17:14,480 --> 00:17:17,919 Speaker 1: through the window here between the booth and the and 268 00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:21,480 Speaker 1: the Okay, that's tall. I don't think there's going to 269 00:17:21,560 --> 00:17:23,879 Speaker 1: be room in the booth. Let me try for a moment. 270 00:17:23,920 --> 00:17:26,760 Speaker 1: I want to just come in there. Don't You're strong? 271 00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:35,119 Speaker 1: You're strong? Oh my, oh my, oh, Mr Sex. Please 272 00:17:35,119 --> 00:17:38,280 Speaker 1: call me Dr Sex Reese. Give me a little bit 273 00:17:38,320 --> 00:17:40,520 Speaker 1: of space here. That's where I keep my water. May 274 00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:43,840 Speaker 1: I just say right off the bat that this room 275 00:17:44,680 --> 00:17:48,639 Speaker 1: is tight. Yeah, it's very tight. It's very hot. But no, 276 00:17:48,800 --> 00:17:53,719 Speaker 1: I'm I'm I'm talking about you. You are bottled up. 277 00:17:54,400 --> 00:17:57,040 Speaker 1: I can just feel it coming off of you from here. 278 00:17:57,119 --> 00:18:03,320 Speaker 1: You are a a little uh cook pot, aren't you? Yeah? Well, 279 00:18:03,359 --> 00:18:05,720 Speaker 1: I run hot. They've always said that about me since 280 00:18:05,720 --> 00:18:09,239 Speaker 1: the time I was My average temperature is actually one 281 00:18:09,320 --> 00:18:12,199 Speaker 1: or two point eight and a befuddled doctors for a 282 00:18:12,240 --> 00:18:15,000 Speaker 1: long time. If I dropped down any lower than that, 283 00:18:15,040 --> 00:18:19,760 Speaker 1: I sort of collapse. So you're also a doctor. I 284 00:18:19,840 --> 00:18:25,400 Speaker 1: suppose people call me Dr Randy. I have never had 285 00:18:25,560 --> 00:18:28,800 Speaker 1: formal training, but I've seemed to need it. Well, I 286 00:18:28,840 --> 00:18:32,160 Speaker 1: have received formal training. I've been to three different medical schools. 287 00:18:32,440 --> 00:18:34,800 Speaker 1: Professors have called me the most challenging student that they've 288 00:18:34,840 --> 00:18:37,880 Speaker 1: ever had. All of that is to say that this 289 00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:40,440 Speaker 1: is a tight ship that we run here. And does 290 00:18:40,480 --> 00:18:45,480 Speaker 1: that make you feel happy? You feel happy? No, Dr Randy, 291 00:18:45,520 --> 00:18:49,080 Speaker 1: I wouldn't say that anything makes me feel happy. Occasionally 292 00:18:49,160 --> 00:18:56,120 Speaker 1: I experience flashes of mild satisfaction, and happiness is not 293 00:18:56,240 --> 00:18:58,960 Speaker 1: really why I'm doing this. Is that why you're doing 294 00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:01,000 Speaker 1: whatever it is you do, which, by the way, is 295 00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:04,159 Speaker 1: what I don't like to put words on what I 296 00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:08,640 Speaker 1: do because I don't think language can accurately represent the 297 00:19:08,720 --> 00:19:14,760 Speaker 1: full human experience of having and being sexual. Well, it 298 00:19:14,800 --> 00:19:17,359 Speaker 1: seems to me, Dr Rinney, that you've got everything you need. 299 00:19:17,600 --> 00:19:21,160 Speaker 1: I don't. I don't have everything because I've never done 300 00:19:21,280 --> 00:19:24,520 Speaker 1: what you do, Mr. Sex, I don't think you want 301 00:19:24,560 --> 00:19:27,879 Speaker 1: to do. I'm fascinated by what you do. Do you 302 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:31,879 Speaker 1: see the look on my face? My my mouth is 303 00:19:31,960 --> 00:19:35,479 Speaker 1: stuck in a sort of rigor mortis of disdain. You 304 00:19:35,520 --> 00:19:40,080 Speaker 1: look like a young Corey Hame before the drugs, before 305 00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:43,120 Speaker 1: whatever else horrible things happened to him. Are you talking 306 00:19:43,240 --> 00:19:45,880 Speaker 1: dream a little dream Corey Hay, Yeah, I am talking 307 00:19:45,920 --> 00:19:48,160 Speaker 1: to dream a little dream Corey. Than you give off 308 00:19:48,280 --> 00:19:52,640 Speaker 1: that kind of an angelic look. And I have always 309 00:19:52,680 --> 00:19:55,040 Speaker 1: been told I look like Dennis Franz, So that's from 310 00:19:55,040 --> 00:19:57,840 Speaker 1: the time I was very young. I'm talking when he 311 00:19:57,920 --> 00:20:02,719 Speaker 1: was when he was an unknown character actor before NYPD Blue. Oh, 312 00:20:02,800 --> 00:20:04,919 Speaker 1: I see it. I don't think what I'm saying to 313 00:20:04,960 --> 00:20:07,560 Speaker 1: you is you seem to me like you have it all. 314 00:20:07,680 --> 00:20:13,960 Speaker 1: You're tall, you're blonde, you have beautiful eyes, you smell wonderful. 315 00:20:14,359 --> 00:20:16,840 Speaker 1: You give off a kind of magnetism that is even 316 00:20:16,960 --> 00:20:21,359 Speaker 1: drawing me close to you. You've infiltrated the bubble that 317 00:20:21,400 --> 00:20:24,240 Speaker 1: I've spent my whole life psychologically building around me, that 318 00:20:24,240 --> 00:20:26,720 Speaker 1: people can actually detect, sometimes from as much as a 319 00:20:26,800 --> 00:20:29,880 Speaker 1: hundred yards away. You're now within the bubble. And I'm 320 00:20:30,040 --> 00:20:36,080 Speaker 1: very close to asking you if you want to answer 321 00:20:37,880 --> 00:20:40,400 Speaker 1: a question with me and do this on the show 322 00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:43,040 Speaker 1: so you can experience what it's like for me. But 323 00:20:43,080 --> 00:20:46,960 Speaker 1: I don't want to do it. Please please let us 324 00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:52,240 Speaker 1: let us extend our well wishes to the general public, 325 00:20:52,280 --> 00:20:55,720 Speaker 1: to Joe que public and see what he or she 326 00:20:55,840 --> 00:20:59,720 Speaker 1: has to ask us. Thank you for asking. That is 327 00:20:59,760 --> 00:21:02,840 Speaker 1: so generous of you. Okay, so that's a yes. And 328 00:21:02,880 --> 00:21:06,520 Speaker 1: do you always talk this way? In like? Well, like 329 00:21:06,560 --> 00:21:12,119 Speaker 1: everything is an infomercial? What is an infomercial? Here's this 330 00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:14,560 Speaker 1: is a question from Twitter. Twitter as a social network 331 00:21:15,040 --> 00:21:18,000 Speaker 1: that started out as a way for people to to 332 00:21:18,119 --> 00:21:22,520 Speaker 1: make puns and has now become a kind of toxic 333 00:21:22,560 --> 00:21:25,400 Speaker 1: political environment where people are are are trying to kill 334 00:21:25,440 --> 00:21:28,440 Speaker 1: each other. Wow, that sounds that took a surprising left turn. 335 00:21:28,920 --> 00:21:32,440 Speaker 1: Well that's the that's the that's the that's the way 336 00:21:32,480 --> 00:21:36,720 Speaker 1: society goes. Okay, here's one. This is from at the 337 00:21:36,960 --> 00:21:40,399 Speaker 1: Player Experience. He says, Yo, dr Sex, My buddies are 338 00:21:40,440 --> 00:21:44,119 Speaker 1: all doing no nut November and want me to join in. 339 00:21:44,200 --> 00:21:46,560 Speaker 1: I love my boys, but I also love to not 340 00:21:48,080 --> 00:21:50,520 Speaker 1: What should I do? I don't know what any of 341 00:21:50,560 --> 00:21:54,640 Speaker 1: this is. I don't know what he's talking about. Give 342 00:21:54,720 --> 00:21:58,639 Speaker 1: up jerking off for an amount of time. So what 343 00:21:58,680 --> 00:22:00,320 Speaker 1: I would say to you is, how have you ever 344 00:22:00,359 --> 00:22:04,560 Speaker 1: tried not nutting? The play Experience because not nutting can 345 00:22:04,600 --> 00:22:09,320 Speaker 1: also be a profoundly spiritual experience. It can allow you 346 00:22:09,400 --> 00:22:12,800 Speaker 1: to go inside yourself. They're gonna try to get you 347 00:22:12,840 --> 00:22:14,439 Speaker 1: to open up, They're gonna try to get you to 348 00:22:14,520 --> 00:22:19,159 Speaker 1: let them in, and it's all a trick. It's all 349 00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:22,879 Speaker 1: a trick. If you have pride in yourself, if you 350 00:22:22,960 --> 00:22:26,840 Speaker 1: have a belief in yourself, you will extend the no 351 00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:31,360 Speaker 1: nutting beyond November into December, January, the whole next year. 352 00:22:32,119 --> 00:22:34,320 Speaker 1: Give me a call back or another tweet in one 353 00:22:34,400 --> 00:22:37,520 Speaker 1: year and tell me if you don't feel more whole, 354 00:22:38,359 --> 00:22:43,119 Speaker 1: more full of vibrant energy that can sometimes be interpreted 355 00:22:43,119 --> 00:22:46,639 Speaker 1: as rage, and if you don't feel more self empowered, 356 00:22:46,840 --> 00:22:49,440 Speaker 1: and if you and if you don't, I'll eat my hat. 357 00:22:49,720 --> 00:22:52,439 Speaker 1: I'll buy a hat and I'll eat it. So top that, 358 00:22:52,560 --> 00:22:56,520 Speaker 1: doctor Randy. I do believe in the core of who 359 00:22:56,560 --> 00:23:00,119 Speaker 1: I am that to n is to be human. In 360 00:23:01,720 --> 00:23:05,560 Speaker 1: so to this young man, I say, if all of 361 00:23:05,600 --> 00:23:08,280 Speaker 1: your friends are not nutting, that is no reason to 362 00:23:08,400 --> 00:23:13,320 Speaker 1: not not Not young man, not Shelly. Don't you think 363 00:23:13,320 --> 00:23:18,919 Speaker 1: it's time maybe for an ad something? What? Alright? So, yeah, 364 00:23:18,920 --> 00:23:22,760 Speaker 1: so Shelley has completely left the control room, which seems 365 00:23:22,800 --> 00:23:25,280 Speaker 1: to me like it's a great time to take a 366 00:23:25,359 --> 00:23:28,920 Speaker 1: break and hear from one of our sponsors while we 367 00:23:29,160 --> 00:23:38,639 Speaker 1: still have them. We'll be right back after this break. Okay, 368 00:23:38,720 --> 00:23:41,119 Speaker 1: let's take a minute to uh, to hear from one 369 00:23:41,119 --> 00:23:45,120 Speaker 1: of our sponsors. 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Join us every Wednesday 380 00:24:26,880 --> 00:24:34,119 Speaker 1: in peace and stillness on down shifting with Octavia Grace. 381 00:24:35,440 --> 00:24:40,520 Speaker 1: We'll take a few minutes out of your day to relax, breathe, 382 00:24:41,320 --> 00:24:54,680 Speaker 1: and just let yourself be. I just swallowed another wasp. 383 00:24:56,080 --> 00:25:02,280 Speaker 1: That's down shifting with Grace Wednesdays at noon. Okay, uh, 384 00:25:02,320 --> 00:25:06,520 Speaker 1: We're back here on the Doctor Robert sex Reese Show. 385 00:25:07,080 --> 00:25:11,120 Speaker 1: In case you didn't know, Dr Randy has has kind 386 00:25:11,119 --> 00:25:15,560 Speaker 1: of forced his way onto my show and into my life. Um, 387 00:25:15,600 --> 00:25:18,400 Speaker 1: before we go any farther along, how did you wind 388 00:25:18,480 --> 00:25:21,240 Speaker 1: up here today? Like? What what is it that that 389 00:25:21,359 --> 00:25:25,000 Speaker 1: drew you to me? Have you been following the saga 390 00:25:25,160 --> 00:25:27,720 Speaker 1: over the past few weeks? Like what what's what's? How 391 00:25:27,720 --> 00:25:32,320 Speaker 1: did you get here? Well? I want to help you 392 00:25:33,840 --> 00:25:41,040 Speaker 1: understand why you are this way because you're all bottled up. Yeah, yeah, 393 00:25:41,119 --> 00:25:42,960 Speaker 1: you've used that metaphor a couple of times. Can I 394 00:25:42,960 --> 00:25:47,199 Speaker 1: stop you right there? An instant I've spent again trademarked. 395 00:25:47,280 --> 00:25:48,879 Speaker 1: You need to make sure that it's okay for us 396 00:25:48,920 --> 00:25:52,359 Speaker 1: to mention that. And if we are hyperbaric chamber, if 397 00:25:52,359 --> 00:25:53,840 Speaker 1: we're going to continue to mention, I want to make 398 00:25:53,840 --> 00:25:56,439 Speaker 1: sure that we get some kind of sponsorship in place. Okay, Shelly, 399 00:25:56,680 --> 00:25:59,159 Speaker 1: you're trash at the bottom of the trash compactor and 400 00:25:59,200 --> 00:26:03,040 Speaker 1: you're all scrunched up, and I want to know why, 401 00:26:03,080 --> 00:26:06,560 Speaker 1: because I want you to know why. Have you ever 402 00:26:07,200 --> 00:26:10,199 Speaker 1: have you ever decided that you wouldn't want to have 403 00:26:10,400 --> 00:26:15,600 Speaker 1: certain emotional experiences? Did you ever say of the rainbow 404 00:26:15,920 --> 00:26:20,639 Speaker 1: of feelings. I choose to only have blue and green. 405 00:26:21,400 --> 00:26:23,880 Speaker 1: I don't feel that I was ever given the choice 406 00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:27,760 Speaker 1: to make those kinds of decisions. I have a few 407 00:26:27,880 --> 00:26:33,919 Speaker 1: fundamental emotions that are in constant battle, like Titans in 408 00:26:33,960 --> 00:26:37,800 Speaker 1: the days of old, grappling for control of the galaxy 409 00:26:37,800 --> 00:26:41,160 Speaker 1: and Earth. This is what feels like it is roiling 410 00:26:41,160 --> 00:26:44,800 Speaker 1: inside of my stomach at all times. There's rage, there's 411 00:26:44,840 --> 00:26:49,640 Speaker 1: a lesser version of rage, a sort of intense annoyance, 412 00:26:50,359 --> 00:26:55,800 Speaker 1: and then there is a blank, dull neutrality, which is 413 00:26:55,800 --> 00:26:57,720 Speaker 1: where I actually want to be most of the time. 414 00:26:57,760 --> 00:27:01,439 Speaker 1: I'm trying to get myself to that point. I feel 415 00:27:01,560 --> 00:27:08,080 Speaker 1: like you are coloring your life with a half full 416 00:27:08,359 --> 00:27:12,320 Speaker 1: crayon box, and what I want to do to you 417 00:27:12,480 --> 00:27:17,840 Speaker 1: is I want to give you access to the large 418 00:27:18,040 --> 00:27:22,240 Speaker 1: Crayola crayon box, one that has the sharpener on the side, 419 00:27:22,680 --> 00:27:26,840 Speaker 1: a hundred and five colors. Right now, you are coloring 420 00:27:26,920 --> 00:27:29,920 Speaker 1: your life with three crayons, and I want to give 421 00:27:29,960 --> 00:27:34,080 Speaker 1: you all the crayons. This, I think is another trademark 422 00:27:34,119 --> 00:27:38,119 Speaker 1: shell You're gonna have to thank you. Second of all, 423 00:27:38,960 --> 00:27:43,119 Speaker 1: nobody ever uses all of those crayons. Dr Randy, have 424 00:27:43,280 --> 00:27:46,439 Speaker 1: you ever really found a use for burnt sienna or 425 00:27:46,520 --> 00:27:51,000 Speaker 1: electric lime or peach, the one that barely even shows up? 426 00:27:51,400 --> 00:27:54,119 Speaker 1: What about that white color that doesn't even stay on 427 00:27:54,160 --> 00:27:56,840 Speaker 1: the damn paper? Not to mention the fact that there's 428 00:27:56,920 --> 00:27:59,080 Speaker 1: always people around. Who are you going to take your 429 00:27:59,080 --> 00:28:03,920 Speaker 1: crayons and never return them? Shelly? Are you there any 430 00:28:03,960 --> 00:28:10,960 Speaker 1: other callers at all today? No? I want to heal you. 431 00:28:11,560 --> 00:28:14,720 Speaker 1: Dr Randy. You don't know what it's like to be 432 00:28:14,840 --> 00:28:24,000 Speaker 1: raised by two sex therapist parents who are the most open, giving, honest, 433 00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:27,960 Speaker 1: transparent people in the world, where everything has to be 434 00:28:28,280 --> 00:28:33,159 Speaker 1: constantly talk talk, open up talk. I don't want to 435 00:28:33,160 --> 00:28:36,879 Speaker 1: be opened up. I'm I'm, I'm happy with my three crayons. 436 00:28:37,160 --> 00:28:40,560 Speaker 1: And the more you try to force your electric lime 437 00:28:41,080 --> 00:28:44,920 Speaker 1: and you're burnt sienna into my tiny little box, the 438 00:28:45,080 --> 00:28:49,080 Speaker 1: angrier I'm gonna get until eventually the whole damn box rips, 439 00:28:49,520 --> 00:28:52,760 Speaker 1: and then what's gonna happen? Nobody has any crayons because 440 00:28:52,760 --> 00:28:56,320 Speaker 1: they all got melted on the radiator. This is why 441 00:28:56,560 --> 00:29:00,360 Speaker 1: I do believe that talk therapy has its im It's 442 00:29:00,400 --> 00:29:04,920 Speaker 1: there's we need to go further sometime when the damage 443 00:29:05,080 --> 00:29:07,520 Speaker 1: is this intense and now there is a place that's 444 00:29:07,640 --> 00:29:11,000 Speaker 1: right by here that I think is fantastic. It's a 445 00:29:11,040 --> 00:29:14,160 Speaker 1: place called Camp Touch. It's run by Dan and Linda, 446 00:29:14,320 --> 00:29:18,280 Speaker 1: fantastic people. I've spoken there in the past, and I 447 00:29:18,320 --> 00:29:21,960 Speaker 1: think you would It would do wonders for you to 448 00:29:22,120 --> 00:29:25,840 Speaker 1: attend even three days at Camp Touch. I am very 449 00:29:25,880 --> 00:29:28,920 Speaker 1: familiar with Camp Touch. I was forced to go there 450 00:29:29,520 --> 00:29:33,520 Speaker 1: weekend after weekend over the summer, and and and this 451 00:29:33,600 --> 00:29:38,760 Speaker 1: is all beginning to feel a little too coincidental. How 452 00:29:38,800 --> 00:29:43,400 Speaker 1: did you wind up here today in the middle of 453 00:29:43,440 --> 00:29:46,320 Speaker 1: all of this? How did you find yourself to my studio? 454 00:29:47,240 --> 00:29:50,840 Speaker 1: I found myself here. The way I find myself anywhere 455 00:29:51,120 --> 00:29:53,440 Speaker 1: is that I followed my tingle. What does that mean? 456 00:29:54,040 --> 00:29:57,960 Speaker 1: What's what tingle? I have a tingle that guides me 457 00:29:58,120 --> 00:30:02,320 Speaker 1: through life, and it allows to be fully present at 458 00:30:02,360 --> 00:30:06,200 Speaker 1: the moment I am most needed in most people's lives. 459 00:30:06,960 --> 00:30:12,680 Speaker 1: It is a feeling, not unlike the electric lines on 460 00:30:12,720 --> 00:30:17,080 Speaker 1: the bottom of a shark that lights up when someone 461 00:30:17,160 --> 00:30:21,080 Speaker 1: needs sexual healing. And I follow it and it has 462 00:30:21,120 --> 00:30:23,320 Speaker 1: never let me down. And this tingle, where does it? 463 00:30:23,480 --> 00:30:26,440 Speaker 1: Where is this inherent in all people that's something special 464 00:30:26,480 --> 00:30:27,880 Speaker 1: to you? Where is it? Where does it come from? 465 00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:33,200 Speaker 1: Because it is a actually a scar on my pernium, 466 00:30:33,200 --> 00:30:37,200 Speaker 1: otherwise known as the taint, the space between the behole 467 00:30:37,400 --> 00:30:41,080 Speaker 1: and the balls. If this is truly a coincidence, then 468 00:30:41,120 --> 00:30:46,040 Speaker 1: it's a miraculous coincidence because I recently learned that I 469 00:30:46,240 --> 00:30:52,680 Speaker 1: have scar on my taint as well, and it has Yeah, 470 00:30:52,720 --> 00:30:55,480 Speaker 1: I my doctor told me I have it. I've never 471 00:30:55,600 --> 00:30:58,680 Speaker 1: actually seen that part of my body. You've never used 472 00:30:58,680 --> 00:31:02,200 Speaker 1: a mirror to look at your undercap? Absolutely not. I 473 00:31:02,320 --> 00:31:05,320 Speaker 1: have one with me. You should, you should look No, No, 474 00:31:05,400 --> 00:31:07,520 Speaker 1: I'm not gonna I'm not gonna do that. I allowed 475 00:31:07,600 --> 00:31:09,680 Speaker 1: my doctor to do it. He's allowed to look there 476 00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:14,000 Speaker 1: once every two years. And this came up because a 477 00:31:14,040 --> 00:31:16,640 Speaker 1: few weeks ago, we got a caller claiming that I 478 00:31:17,280 --> 00:31:19,920 Speaker 1: that I had a daughter, right, even though I've never 479 00:31:19,960 --> 00:31:24,280 Speaker 1: had sex, ejaculated, experience nocturnal emission of pre come. Somehow 480 00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:28,040 Speaker 1: this story got out there that I had this daughter. 481 00:31:28,160 --> 00:31:30,080 Speaker 1: The mother wrote a letter claiming that I had a 482 00:31:30,120 --> 00:31:34,080 Speaker 1: scar on my taint. And then this this woman who 483 00:31:34,160 --> 00:31:37,520 Speaker 1: was actually tracked down by Shelley here. Her name is 484 00:31:37,560 --> 00:31:41,360 Speaker 1: Amy Reese. We talked on air. She was nothing like me. 485 00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:43,960 Speaker 1: I think every everybody who listened could figure that out 486 00:31:44,360 --> 00:31:47,280 Speaker 1: just by hearing us talk. We were nothing alike. Lovely 487 00:31:47,320 --> 00:31:51,960 Speaker 1: woman though, then Shelley used a disreputable hip hop based 488 00:31:52,040 --> 00:31:55,960 Speaker 1: DNA service to prove that Amy and I shared the 489 00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:58,040 Speaker 1: same d n A. So I've been going through a 490 00:31:58,040 --> 00:32:04,440 Speaker 1: sort of existential and professional an emotional crisis trying to 491 00:32:04,520 --> 00:32:06,880 Speaker 1: figure out how it is I could have a daughter 492 00:32:08,160 --> 00:32:13,360 Speaker 1: without ever having had sex, nocturnal emission, ejaculation, or even 493 00:32:13,360 --> 00:32:17,680 Speaker 1: prey common Now Dr Randy comes waltzing striding into my 494 00:32:17,760 --> 00:32:22,280 Speaker 1: studio open reveals that he too has a scar on 495 00:32:22,440 --> 00:32:29,200 Speaker 1: his perennium perennium tank area. I might have the answer. Ah, 496 00:32:29,240 --> 00:32:34,800 Speaker 1: the puppet master speaks. So um, Dr Randy, I went 497 00:32:34,880 --> 00:32:37,880 Speaker 1: to your website and got a sample of your DNA. 498 00:32:38,080 --> 00:32:41,360 Speaker 1: Thank you so much for doing that. I put my 499 00:32:41,520 --> 00:32:44,280 Speaker 1: d n A on my website justin in case anyone 500 00:32:44,320 --> 00:32:49,080 Speaker 1: wants to create more mise and so I had that 501 00:32:49,200 --> 00:32:54,959 Speaker 1: DNA tested and it came back as a positive match 502 00:32:55,200 --> 00:32:59,920 Speaker 1: for Amy Reese. What does so? What does this mean? Well? 503 00:33:00,320 --> 00:33:05,440 Speaker 1: Dr Reese, you were a match for Amy, and Dr 504 00:33:05,600 --> 00:33:10,000 Speaker 1: Randy is a match for Amy. So Dr Randy is 505 00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:12,960 Speaker 1: the father of Amy. This makes so much more sense 506 00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:17,320 Speaker 1: to me because Dr Randy, whereas I have been withholding 507 00:33:18,200 --> 00:33:22,760 Speaker 1: my seed, he has been spreading it around the universe 508 00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:27,160 Speaker 1: like mayonnaise. So to me, this makes much more sense 509 00:33:27,200 --> 00:33:36,440 Speaker 1: that he would have fathered multiple human beings. I'm so 510 00:33:36,600 --> 00:33:40,000 Speaker 1: happy right now. Do you know that coincidences are the 511 00:33:40,160 --> 00:33:47,000 Speaker 1: universe coming together? And this is absolutely amazing? Yes, yes, 512 00:33:47,080 --> 00:33:51,440 Speaker 1: I am happy to have a daughter. What's also happening though, 513 00:33:51,480 --> 00:33:55,800 Speaker 1: is a bit of basic science that if if you 514 00:33:55,920 --> 00:34:02,360 Speaker 1: two have the same d n A, you're twins. I'm 515 00:34:02,360 --> 00:34:04,640 Speaker 1: gonna give you an extra big bear hug right now. 516 00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:08,719 Speaker 1: I don't here they come. Okay, I'm in the middle 517 00:34:08,760 --> 00:34:13,600 Speaker 1: of this, brother, Can you release a little oh here? Sure, 518 00:34:13,719 --> 00:34:19,920 Speaker 1: here you go? All right? Well, this is I will admit, 519 00:34:20,120 --> 00:34:22,759 Speaker 1: kind of a lot to take in. I'm gonna need 520 00:34:22,800 --> 00:34:26,759 Speaker 1: to maybe look over some of those uh, some of 521 00:34:26,760 --> 00:34:28,799 Speaker 1: those results, Shelley, I think we're getting to the end 522 00:34:28,840 --> 00:34:31,799 Speaker 1: of the show here. Thank you very much for tuning in. 523 00:34:32,600 --> 00:34:35,360 Speaker 1: Hate to hate to nip this in the butt. We 524 00:34:35,360 --> 00:34:39,560 Speaker 1: we actually wide wide mouth. Barry had a wide mouth 525 00:34:39,640 --> 00:34:43,239 Speaker 1: medical emergency and he's not doing his show. We have 526 00:34:43,280 --> 00:34:46,360 Speaker 1: been offered the time slot and so we're just rolling 527 00:34:46,480 --> 00:34:49,600 Speaker 1: right on through. Okay, So I guess we're just gonna 528 00:34:49,640 --> 00:34:54,000 Speaker 1: do another ad and then roll right into another show 529 00:34:54,560 --> 00:35:02,040 Speaker 1: covering the most personal and shocking uh topic of my life. Okay, 530 00:35:02,840 --> 00:35:11,200 Speaker 1: let's do an ad. Okay, our next sponsor. If you're 531 00:35:11,200 --> 00:35:15,399 Speaker 1: like the millions of Americans trying to cut down on intercourse, mom, 532 00:35:15,440 --> 00:35:18,880 Speaker 1: tinted glasses might be for you. 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So again, we 541 00:35:59,480 --> 00:36:03,120 Speaker 1: are going to go right into the next episode here following. 542 00:36:03,400 --> 00:36:07,520 Speaker 1: Uh whatever they play between my show and the show 543 00:36:07,600 --> 00:36:11,680 Speaker 1: after it, I honestly don't know. So yeah, I guess 544 00:36:11,719 --> 00:36:14,120 Speaker 1: just keep your mind open and your eyes closed. See 545 00:36:14,160 --> 00:36:38,520 Speaker 1: you in a second. Make sure to rate, review, and 546 00:36:38,640 --> 00:36:42,320 Speaker 1: subscribe to the Doctor Sex re Show wherever you listen 547 00:36:42,360 --> 00:36:43,640 Speaker 1: to your favorite podcasts,