WEBVTT - Second Date Update: Dating Is Like A Box Of Chocolates

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<v Speaker 1>The second date of.

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<v Speaker 2>Once in a while, we like to ask our listeners

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<v Speaker 2>to read the Tinder bios of the person that they're

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<v Speaker 2>interested in, but this time they got ahead of it.

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<v Speaker 1>And just sent it directly to us.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, because one of our listeners, James, met a

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<v Speaker 2>woman online with these things written on her profile. It

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<v Speaker 2>said love cats and the color purple, the actual color,

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<v Speaker 2>not the movie.

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<v Speaker 3>The movie amazing. You not love the movie?

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe she doesn't see it harsh ready to get my

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<v Speaker 2>heart broken again?

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<v Speaker 1>She said. I mean, that's not the goal, but it's

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<v Speaker 1>the likely outcome.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh more than a little very jaded realistic.

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<v Speaker 2>She says, if you let me spend the night, I'll

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<v Speaker 2>stay in your closet and never leave.

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<v Speaker 3>That's funny if you read.

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<v Speaker 2>That on a profile. If you let me spend the night,

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<v Speaker 2>I'll stay in your closet, never leave. How are you swiping?

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<v Speaker 1>Just regardless?

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't think it was left, left or right, just

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<v Speaker 2>like go straight up on that sweat. James, our listener,

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<v Speaker 2>read that, and apparently he was immediately hooked. So, James,

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<v Speaker 2>what does that sentence mean to you? Let me spend

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<v Speaker 2>the night, I'll stay in your closet and never leave.

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<v Speaker 4>That means there's a possibility I might be getting some action.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah all right, I thought.

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<v Speaker 3>You were just hoping somebody would hang up your clothes

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<v Speaker 3>in your closet.

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<v Speaker 1>Finally, you're the.

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<v Speaker 2>Type of guy that either ignores red flags or just

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<v Speaker 2>doesn't see them at all in the first place.

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<v Speaker 4>Run towards him, manh Yeah, I see a project of

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<v Speaker 4>this project that you met. Her name is Whitney.

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<v Speaker 3>Whitney. Okay, are you? I mean it sounds just I

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<v Speaker 3>know you're joking with us, but were you looking for

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<v Speaker 3>just a hookup or are you looking for something more serious?

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<v Speaker 4>So I think the old me is looking up for

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<v Speaker 4>the hookup, but the new me, who's like getting older

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<v Speaker 4>and stuff, I'm thinking more long term.

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<v Speaker 6>Now.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, so the new you is the one who reached

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<v Speaker 2>out to her online.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay, what did new you say?

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<v Speaker 4>I joked around with her and was like, hey, I

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<v Speaker 4>cleaned out my closet for you.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, that's funny, Yeah for her joke.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, literally literally, I thought it was funny and she

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<v Speaker 4>laughed and we just started chatting.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, all right, so did you meet up for

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<v Speaker 1>a date?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, we met up at this local bar. She was

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<v Speaker 4>familiar with it. I go there every now and.

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<v Speaker 3>Then, so oh wow, So you guys could have been

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<v Speaker 3>there at the same time. So I always think that's

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<v Speaker 3>so crazy. You know, like you meet online, but you

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<v Speaker 3>could have easily met in person at some point.

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<v Speaker 4>Right, what was it like when you first saw you know,

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<v Speaker 4>it was happy hour. I was like, not feeling cheap,

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<v Speaker 4>but like she was totally down to drink. She wasn't

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<v Speaker 4>like snooty about drinking beer, which was awesome.

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<v Speaker 3>It sounds like you're like an old frat guy who

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<v Speaker 3>wanted to challenge her to a contest she's an alcoholic

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<v Speaker 3>and she's not.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>It sounds like you've had a bad running with girls

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<v Speaker 2>who were kind of snooty.

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<v Speaker 1>About their beers.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah yeah, you know some of them they want their

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<v Speaker 4>martinis with a twist and some nineteen forty two, and

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<v Speaker 4>I'm like, come on, man, I don't want to take

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<v Speaker 4>a loan out. Okay, right, let's just go with the

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<v Speaker 4>well Drakes today, low maintenance, you like that, exactly, Keep

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<v Speaker 4>it low?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>How is your time together?

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<v Speaker 4>You know, we talked about our goals and dreams, and

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<v Speaker 4>I told her about me wanting to be a Hollywood

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<v Speaker 4>actor because that's kind of been a dream of mine.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh what are you doing to make that happen?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I've been taking a lot of classes stuff with

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<v Speaker 4>casting directors and people like that.

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<v Speaker 3>Was she excited about this for you or was it like,

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<v Speaker 3>oh god, this is a guy who's never going.

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<v Speaker 4>To have a job.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, it's kind of judgy broke.

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<v Speaker 3>That's how my parents felt when I went to art school.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm not like, you know exactly Whitney react.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, she's like kind of a realist in a sense

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<v Speaker 4>where she's like, gave you that me that look when

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<v Speaker 4>I mentioned that where I could tell and eyes or

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<v Speaker 4>it was like okay, buddy, you know, what are you

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<v Speaker 4>really going to do with your life kind of stuff.

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<v Speaker 4>But you know, I'm serious about this and I believe

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<v Speaker 4>in it.

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<v Speaker 1>So that's cool.

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<v Speaker 3>That's cool. And you were okay with her reaction. I didn't.

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<v Speaker 4>I was okay with it because I don't expect anyone

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<v Speaker 4>to if you tell them you're going to be an actor,

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<v Speaker 4>that they're going to go, oh, yeah, that's a great idea.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you said what your dream was. Did she ever

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<v Speaker 1>tell you what her dream job was?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I know she said something about like she was

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<v Speaker 4>already an executive chef.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh cool. Oh yeah, she'd be like a vet or

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<v Speaker 3>something because of her love a cat. But that's amazing.

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<v Speaker 1>No, it's probably.

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<v Speaker 6>Right.

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<v Speaker 4>So she basically was like saying, she's like living her

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<v Speaker 4>dream already.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you give her the same, like, well, you know

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<v Speaker 1>it's not all that great, but on restaurant.

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<v Speaker 4>No, I'm trying to be supportive.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, you guys.

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<v Speaker 3>Got into some deep conversation, no doubt.

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<v Speaker 1>How did it end it?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I mean we had a few more drinks, so

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<v Speaker 4>you know, got a little more friendlier. We kind of

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<v Speaker 4>held hands and just like, oh shoot, this is like

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<v Speaker 4>almost first base or something.

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<v Speaker 2>Almost not the body part that I usually get excited

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<v Speaker 2>about touching.

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<v Speaker 1>But that's okay.

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<v Speaker 4>But yeah, So she came over to my place and

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<v Speaker 4>I was kind of trying to be funny, so I

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<v Speaker 4>pushed her in the closet and I was like, you're

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<v Speaker 4>staying here forever, so settle in.

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<v Speaker 5>Did she la?

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<v Speaker 4>No, she didn't remember, and she looked a little frightened.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Anytime you say I pushed her, it's never like, let's

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<v Speaker 3>not do that.

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<v Speaker 4>It was a light nudge, you know, but.

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<v Speaker 7>Say she actually left, but it didn't end bad, like

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<v Speaker 7>we ended up talking and texting, but she only texted

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<v Speaker 7>me back once.

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<v Speaker 3>The joke a little too far.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, there was another girl already in your closet and then.

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<v Speaker 4>She's no, my closet cleaned out.

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<v Speaker 3>Man.

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<v Speaker 2>Just like in any Hollywood movie, you have to have

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<v Speaker 2>that low point in the movie before you can have

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<v Speaker 2>the comeback at the climax.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, he takes the class. Are we going to

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<v Speaker 1>be the climax for him?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>We're gonna try and make the climax happen right here

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<v Speaker 2>on a second date all night.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, we're gonna do it right after this.

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<v Speaker 4>Hold on cool?

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<v Speaker 2>Can you believe we may be talking to the future

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<v Speaker 2>Tom Hanks right now?

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<v Speaker 3>Wow?

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<v Speaker 6>I didn't think of that.

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<v Speaker 3>What a career?

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<v Speaker 2>Or if he's lucky the future Polly Shore, google that name,

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<v Speaker 2>the joke will be funny.

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<v Speaker 3>On your.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, his name is James and his big dream is

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<v Speaker 2>to move to Hollywood one day to become an actor.

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<v Speaker 2>And that topic actually came up during his date the

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<v Speaker 2>other night with Whitney. Turned out to be good enough

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<v Speaker 2>to get her back to his place, but not quite

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<v Speaker 2>good enough to have her stay the entire night.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, well, I think his timing is off, which may

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<v Speaker 3>be something that he needs to work on if he

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<v Speaker 3>wants to be an actor. Yeah, because that joke was

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<v Speaker 3>definitely not received.

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<v Speaker 1>Wealthy you think, yeah, you think he has a problem

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<v Speaker 1>with the timing.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, when he pushed her into the closet, it wasn't

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<v Speaker 3>a good look.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, let's hold on because for people just tuning in

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<v Speaker 2>that might sound a little bit weird, there is some

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<v Speaker 2>context to it. She had a joke on her dating

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<v Speaker 2>bio that said, if you let me stay the night,

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<v Speaker 2>I'll move into your closet forever.

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<v Speaker 3>But she happened to forget that when she got shoved

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<v Speaker 3>in the close. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, a little bit of an awkward moment.

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<v Speaker 2>But we're hoping to get things back on track when

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<v Speaker 2>we call her right now. So, James, any final thoughts.

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<v Speaker 4>Life's like a botch of chocolates.

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<v Speaker 2>You're delivery man, that's right, That's why you're in the classes.

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<v Speaker 3>I expect you to be famous right now.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, you keep practicing those lines and we'll talk

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<v Speaker 2>to Whitney for you.

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<v Speaker 1>But we'll call you in when we feel like it's

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<v Speaker 1>time for you.

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<v Speaker 4>Kay, you got it?

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<v Speaker 6>Here we go, Hellolse Hey.

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<v Speaker 1>We're looking for Whitney.

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<v Speaker 2>This is sorry, I said we'd because you're actually talking

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<v Speaker 2>to an entire morning show called Brook and Jeffrey in

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<v Speaker 2>the Morning Hit. There's a Lexus, There's Brooke, Jose and

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<v Speaker 2>the star Jeffrey.

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<v Speaker 1>Big Shooting Star.

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<v Speaker 8>What is this about, I'm i Americ cons.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, this is something called a second date update, and

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<v Speaker 2>we're trying to pry into your dating life a little

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<v Speaker 2>bit to ask about a guy you went out with

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<v Speaker 2>the other day named James.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, how do you know about that?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, we know because we read the email that James

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<v Speaker 2>sent us telling us about your date and how you

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<v Speaker 2>guys met, which.

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<v Speaker 3>May sound weird. He's just trying to get help, like

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<v Speaker 3>he really liked you and wants to see you again.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, if he told you all about our date, I'm

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<v Speaker 5>assuming he explained what had happened on the date, right.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, here's a snapshot of what happened. He said, you

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<v Speaker 2>guys met online, you went out to a bar, shared

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<v Speaker 2>a lot about your personal lives there and hopes.

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<v Speaker 3>And dreams, and he said it was a really great conversation.

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<v Speaker 2>And then you ended up back over at his place

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<v Speaker 2>and he did mention making kind of a bad joke

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<v Speaker 2>or a joke that you didn't quite understand at first

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<v Speaker 2>about you living in his closet.

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<v Speaker 3>He said he pushed you in there and that you

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<v Speaker 3>didn't understand the context.

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<v Speaker 8>That did happen.

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<v Speaker 5>That was weird, But believe it or not, that's not

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<v Speaker 5>even the reason why, like you.

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<v Speaker 8>Didn't call him back. Oh really, okay, let me start everything.

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<v Speaker 8>I thought he was charming.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, we had a nice time. I mean I wouldn't

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<v Speaker 5>have gone back to his place if I didn't think

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<v Speaker 5>that he was charming.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, Brookwood, so that does something between You have an option,

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<v Speaker 1>just not.

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<v Speaker 5>Just kidding.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, the vibes were good before you got back to

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<v Speaker 1>his place.

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<v Speaker 8>Yes, and even when we got back to his place,

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<v Speaker 8>you know, we were flirting and everything.

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<v Speaker 5>We had another drink and he told you that he

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<v Speaker 5>wants to be an actor, right, Yeah, so we decided

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<v Speaker 5>that we wanted to act out a scene from a movie.

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<v Speaker 8>You can download some.

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<v Speaker 3>Certain that's funny.

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<v Speaker 1>Idea for a date night. So question if you're drunk.

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<v Speaker 2>He didn't mention any of that to us, that you

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<v Speaker 2>guys read through a script.

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<v Speaker 1>What did you guys do?

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah, well, we signed that forty year old virgin?

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<v Speaker 3>Who did you play?

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<v Speaker 8>I played the main girl part in it?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, okay, he played probably Steve the virgin?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, was it funny?

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<v Speaker 8>Okay?

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<v Speaker 5>I don't want to be mean, but he's not good.

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<v Speaker 3>He's not good.

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<v Speaker 5>So he just said at all like awful Actually, oh no,

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<v Speaker 5>not awful, awful too young.

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<v Speaker 8>I don't want to say that. I could see it

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<v Speaker 8>as like a supporting character, but he doesn't have like

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<v Speaker 8>the main man.

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<v Speaker 9>You know, well, hold on, I'm an extra to be fair, like,

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<v Speaker 9>not only were the two of you drinking a lot

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<v Speaker 9>that night, but your job is an executive chef from what.

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<v Speaker 3>We heard, Like what would you know?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, like what's your expertise in acting?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, well you know about acting?

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<v Speaker 2>Not gonna go well some attitude there that Whitney, that's James.

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<v Speaker 1>He's been on the other line, Whitney.

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<v Speaker 8>He's on the phone right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's how the segment works.

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<v Speaker 3>We let him know that he w here's something he

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<v Speaker 3>doesn't like.

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<v Speaker 1>But you can talk to him, James, meow.

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<v Speaker 3>That's how you're coming.

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<v Speaker 1>Is is that a line from the movie that was

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<v Speaker 1>my cat, My cat?

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<v Speaker 4>And remember from the other night like cats? Never mind.

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<v Speaker 5>The time you literally set me up on the radio

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<v Speaker 5>to like hear me talk about you. What.

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<v Speaker 4>No, I'm just I was just needing some help because

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<v Speaker 4>you weren't responding to my text you text me back

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<v Speaker 4>one time, so I didn't know what to do.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, I guess, But like, well then you obviously heard

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<v Speaker 5>what I said.

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<v Speaker 8>So there's your answer.

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<v Speaker 5>Like, I'm sorry, I'm really not trying to be rude,

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<v Speaker 5>but right now I can't support you in your endeavors

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<v Speaker 5>the way I think you want me to.

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<v Speaker 4>You don't think I'm a good actor?

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<v Speaker 8>Is that what you're saying?

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<v Speaker 4>Because we read a forty year old virgin script?

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<v Speaker 2>Did you not believe his performance enough? Like he didn't

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<v Speaker 2>believe he was really a virgin in that moment.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, maybe he's just too sexy and that's why he

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<v Speaker 3>can't pull off virgin. You know, have you ever thought

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<v Speaker 3>about that, Whitney?

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<v Speaker 5>I mean, it was just kind of the way. Have

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<v Speaker 5>you guys ever seen Friends, the TV show Friends?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 5>You know Joey, Yeah, how they have that vibe. Just

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<v Speaker 5>like I'm trying to start, I can't deliver my lines.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm reading them instead of acting them.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, Joey was such a good actor. He was an

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<v Speaker 1>actor playing a bad actor.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think calling him Joey from Friends was as

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<v Speaker 2>much of a diss as you.

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<v Speaker 1>Thought it was.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm not trying to like this hand I, Like I said,

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<v Speaker 5>I'm telling you, like, I think you should keep taking

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<v Speaker 5>your classes, but right now I think you should stick

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<v Speaker 5>to those like single person.

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<v Speaker 8>Shows on YouTube and see if you get like a

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<v Speaker 8>light or followers. No, maybe go from there.

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<v Speaker 4>Look, I've had enough for this. I bet you're not

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<v Speaker 4>even a good chef. You probably burn water.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh actually no, I have plenty of reviews that say otherwise,

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<v Speaker 5>I'm not fantastic stuff, and I actually have proof that

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<v Speaker 5>I can prove.

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<v Speaker 6>What are you gonna do?

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<v Speaker 5>How do you have an Academy awards?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I don't want to know about all those yells

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<v Speaker 4>you paid to give you three stars on your enough flaming.

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<v Speaker 3>This is getting petty.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, no, I'm really enjoying it.

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<v Speaker 4>Let's yeah, okay, yeah, if you like cat hair and

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<v Speaker 4>your top ramen, oh.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that was a good one.

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<v Speaker 3>That's not really Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm not a twelve year old like, oh, you remember

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<v Speaker 5>you're glue?

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<v Speaker 8>Like listen, I.

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<v Speaker 5>Explained to you what my thoughts were and if you

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<v Speaker 5>can't be even sure about it, I don't know what

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<v Speaker 5>to tell you.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's not her fault. She didn't even know you

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<v Speaker 3>were listening.

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<v Speaker 5>You know, it's not like and honestly, I probably did

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<v Speaker 5>you a favor, Like you're gonna get told no a lot,

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<v Speaker 5>trust me.

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<v Speaker 8>So it's probably good that I didn't at first, before.

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<v Speaker 5>You get into this profession so deeply that you're probably

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<v Speaker 5>never going to make it.

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<v Speaker 1>In No, she does have a point.

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<v Speaker 2>My parents told me I was never going to make

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<v Speaker 2>it as a radio host, and I'm glad that they

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<v Speaker 2>told me that early so that when this fails, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not going to be as devastated.

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<v Speaker 1>But well, yeah, not according to my parents.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, Well look, you might not think my acting is good,

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<v Speaker 4>but I think you're cooking is horrible.

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<v Speaker 5>Ever had Instagram post?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, puppy listen. I mean, she does have a good point.

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<v Speaker 3>You need to have a little bit thicker skin if

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<v Speaker 3>you're going to try to get into the acting business.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, well you're gonna have to have thicker skin if

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<v Speaker 4>you're gonna want to get into my closet.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even think we're gonna offer you can just room.

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<v Speaker 4>No, I want to go on another day with her.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm gonna I want to reread a different script, and

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<v Speaker 4>I want to prove to you, Whitney that I'm a

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<v Speaker 4>good actor.

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<v Speaker 7>Oh.

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<v Speaker 3>I would almost want to take him up on that

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<v Speaker 3>if I you Whitney, And yeah, it's a kissing scene.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, I don't think they're there. It's gonna be

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<v Speaker 3>a fighting scene.

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<v Speaker 4>Mattress, Little Mattress Marathon at the end, you know what

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<v Speaker 4>I mean.

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<v Speaker 9>Oh my god, I was in that movie.

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<v Speaker 6>Mattress Marathon.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a sort of a movie.

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<v Speaker 3>He was just a weird extra in the back.

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<v Speaker 2>James, I'm gonna see you in Hollywood, buddy.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll walk the red carpet together.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, you are.

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<v Speaker 7>Good.

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<v Speaker 1>Jeffrey in the morning.