Speaker 1: The second date of.
Speaker 2: Once in a while, we like to ask our listeners
Speaker 2: to read the Tinder bios of the person that they're
Speaker 2: interested in, but this time they got ahead of it.
Speaker 1: And just sent it directly to us.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, because one of our listeners, James, met a
Speaker 2: woman online with these things written on her profile. It
Speaker 2: said love cats and the color purple, the actual color,
Speaker 2: not the movie.
Speaker 3: The movie amazing. You not love the movie?
Speaker 2: Maybe she doesn't see it harsh ready to get my
Speaker 2: heart broken again?
Speaker 1: She said. I mean, that's not the goal, but it's
Speaker 1: the likely outcome.
Speaker 3: Oh more than a little very jaded realistic.
Speaker 2: She says, if you let me spend the night, I'll
Speaker 2: stay in your closet and never leave.
Speaker 3: That's funny if you read.
Speaker 2: That on a profile. If you let me spend the night,
Speaker 2: I'll stay in your closet, never leave. How are you swiping?
Speaker 1: Just regardless?
Speaker 2: I didn't think it was left, left or right, just
Speaker 2: like go straight up on that sweat. James, our listener,
Speaker 2: read that, and apparently he was immediately hooked. So, James,
Speaker 2: what does that sentence mean to you? Let me spend
Speaker 2: the night, I'll stay in your closet and never leave.
Speaker 4: That means there's a possibility I might be getting some action.
Speaker 5: Yeah all right, I thought.
Speaker 3: You were just hoping somebody would hang up your clothes
Speaker 3: in your closet.
Speaker 1: Finally, you're the.
Speaker 2: Type of guy that either ignores red flags or just
Speaker 2: doesn't see them at all in the first place.
Speaker 4: Run towards him, manh Yeah, I see a project of
Speaker 4: this project that you met. Her name is Whitney.
Speaker 3: Whitney. Okay, are you? I mean it sounds just I
Speaker 3: know you're joking with us, but were you looking for
Speaker 3: just a hookup or are you looking for something more serious?
Speaker 4: So I think the old me is looking up for
Speaker 4: the hookup, but the new me, who's like getting older
Speaker 4: and stuff, I'm thinking more long term.
Speaker 6: Now.
Speaker 2: Okay, so the new you is the one who reached
Speaker 2: out to her online.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, what did new you say?
Speaker 4: I joked around with her and was like, hey, I
Speaker 4: cleaned out my closet for you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's funny, Yeah for her joke.
Speaker 4: Yeah, literally literally, I thought it was funny and she
Speaker 4: laughed and we just started chatting.
Speaker 1: All right, all right, so did you meet up for
Speaker 1: a date?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah, we met up at this local bar. She was
Speaker 4: familiar with it. I go there every now and.
Speaker 3: Then, so oh wow, So you guys could have been
Speaker 3: there at the same time. So I always think that's
Speaker 3: so crazy. You know, like you meet online, but you
Speaker 3: could have easily met in person at some point.
Speaker 4: Right, what was it like when you first saw you know,
Speaker 4: it was happy hour. I was like, not feeling cheap,
Speaker 4: but like she was totally down to drink. She wasn't
Speaker 4: like snooty about drinking beer, which was awesome.
Speaker 3: It sounds like you're like an old frat guy who
Speaker 3: wanted to challenge her to a contest she's an alcoholic
Speaker 3: and she's not.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: It sounds like you've had a bad running with girls
Speaker 2: who were kind of snooty.
Speaker 1: About their beers.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, you know some of them they want their
Speaker 4: martinis with a twist and some nineteen forty two, and
Speaker 4: I'm like, come on, man, I don't want to take
Speaker 4: a loan out. Okay, right, let's just go with the
Speaker 4: well Drakes today, low maintenance, you like that, exactly, Keep
Speaker 4: it low?
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 3: How is your time together?
Speaker 4: You know, we talked about our goals and dreams, and
Speaker 4: I told her about me wanting to be a Hollywood
Speaker 4: actor because that's kind of been a dream of mine.
Speaker 3: Oh what are you doing to make that happen?
Speaker 4: Well, I've been taking a lot of classes stuff with
Speaker 4: casting directors and people like that.
Speaker 3: Was she excited about this for you or was it like,
Speaker 3: oh god, this is a guy who's never going.
Speaker 4: To have a job.
Speaker 1: Well, it's kind of judgy broke.
Speaker 3: That's how my parents felt when I went to art school.
Speaker 1: So I'm not like, you know exactly Whitney react.
Speaker 4: Yeah, she's like kind of a realist in a sense
Speaker 4: where she's like, gave you that me that look when
Speaker 4: I mentioned that where I could tell and eyes or
Speaker 4: it was like okay, buddy, you know, what are you
Speaker 4: really going to do with your life kind of stuff.
Speaker 4: But you know, I'm serious about this and I believe
Speaker 4: in it.
Speaker 1: So that's cool.
Speaker 3: That's cool. And you were okay with her reaction. I didn't.
Speaker 4: I was okay with it because I don't expect anyone
Speaker 4: to if you tell them you're going to be an actor,
Speaker 4: that they're going to go, oh, yeah, that's a great idea.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you said what your dream was. Did she ever
Speaker 1: tell you what her dream job was?
Speaker 4: Well, I know she said something about like she was
Speaker 4: already an executive chef.
Speaker 3: Oh cool. Oh yeah, she'd be like a vet or
Speaker 3: something because of her love a cat. But that's amazing.
Speaker 1: No, it's probably.
Speaker 6: Right.
Speaker 4: So she basically was like saying, she's like living her
Speaker 4: dream already.
Speaker 1: Did you give her the same, like, well, you know
Speaker 1: it's not all that great, but on restaurant.
Speaker 4: No, I'm trying to be supportive.
Speaker 1: All right, you guys.
Speaker 3: Got into some deep conversation, no doubt.
Speaker 1: How did it end it?
Speaker 4: Well, I mean we had a few more drinks, so
Speaker 4: you know, got a little more friendlier. We kind of
Speaker 4: held hands and just like, oh shoot, this is like
Speaker 4: almost first base or something.
Speaker 2: Almost not the body part that I usually get excited
Speaker 2: about touching.
Speaker 1: But that's okay.
Speaker 4: But yeah, So she came over to my place and
Speaker 4: I was kind of trying to be funny, so I
Speaker 4: pushed her in the closet and I was like, you're
Speaker 4: staying here forever, so settle in.
Speaker 5: Did she la?
Speaker 4: No, she didn't remember, and she looked a little frightened.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Anytime you say I pushed her, it's never like, let's
Speaker 3: not do that.
Speaker 4: It was a light nudge, you know, but.
Speaker 7: Say she actually left, but it didn't end bad, like
Speaker 7: we ended up talking and texting, but she only texted
Speaker 7: me back once.
Speaker 3: The joke a little too far.
Speaker 1: Well, there was another girl already in your closet and then.
Speaker 4: She's no, my closet cleaned out.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 2: Just like in any Hollywood movie, you have to have
Speaker 2: that low point in the movie before you can have
Speaker 2: the comeback at the climax.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, he takes the class. Are we going to
Speaker 1: be the climax for him?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: We're gonna try and make the climax happen right here
Speaker 2: on a second date all night.
Speaker 1: All right, we're gonna do it right after this.
Speaker 4: Hold on cool?
Speaker 2: Can you believe we may be talking to the future
Speaker 2: Tom Hanks right now?
Speaker 3: Wow?
Speaker 6: I didn't think of that.
Speaker 3: What a career?
Speaker 2: Or if he's lucky the future Polly Shore, google that name,
Speaker 2: the joke will be funny.
Speaker 3: On your.
Speaker 2: Yeah, his name is James and his big dream is
Speaker 2: to move to Hollywood one day to become an actor.
Speaker 2: And that topic actually came up during his date the
Speaker 2: other night with Whitney. Turned out to be good enough
Speaker 2: to get her back to his place, but not quite
Speaker 2: good enough to have her stay the entire night.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, I think his timing is off, which may
Speaker 3: be something that he needs to work on if he
Speaker 3: wants to be an actor. Yeah, because that joke was
Speaker 3: definitely not received.
Speaker 1: Wealthy you think, yeah, you think he has a problem
Speaker 1: with the timing.
Speaker 3: Well, when he pushed her into the closet, it wasn't
Speaker 3: a good look.
Speaker 2: Well, let's hold on because for people just tuning in
Speaker 2: that might sound a little bit weird, there is some
Speaker 2: context to it. She had a joke on her dating
Speaker 2: bio that said, if you let me stay the night,
Speaker 2: I'll move into your closet forever.
Speaker 3: But she happened to forget that when she got shoved
Speaker 3: in the close. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, a little bit of an awkward moment.
Speaker 2: But we're hoping to get things back on track when
Speaker 2: we call her right now. So, James, any final thoughts.
Speaker 4: Life's like a botch of chocolates.
Speaker 2: You're delivery man, that's right, That's why you're in the classes.
Speaker 3: I expect you to be famous right now.
Speaker 2: All right, you keep practicing those lines and we'll talk
Speaker 2: to Whitney for you.
Speaker 1: But we'll call you in when we feel like it's
Speaker 1: time for you.
Speaker 4: Kay, you got it?
Speaker 6: Here we go, Hellolse Hey.
Speaker 1: We're looking for Whitney.
Speaker 2: This is sorry, I said we'd because you're actually talking
Speaker 2: to an entire morning show called Brook and Jeffrey in
Speaker 2: the Morning Hit. There's a Lexus, There's Brooke, Jose and
Speaker 2: the star Jeffrey.
Speaker 1: Big Shooting Star.
Speaker 8: What is this about, I'm i Americ cons.
Speaker 2: Well, this is something called a second date update, and
Speaker 2: we're trying to pry into your dating life a little
Speaker 2: bit to ask about a guy you went out with
Speaker 2: the other day named James.
Speaker 5: Okay, how do you know about that?
Speaker 2: Well, we know because we read the email that James
Speaker 2: sent us telling us about your date and how you
Speaker 2: guys met, which.
Speaker 3: May sound weird. He's just trying to get help, like
Speaker 3: he really liked you and wants to see you again.
Speaker 5: Well, if he told you all about our date, I'm
Speaker 5: assuming he explained what had happened on the date, right.
Speaker 2: Well, here's a snapshot of what happened. He said, you
Speaker 2: guys met online, you went out to a bar, shared
Speaker 2: a lot about your personal lives there and hopes.
Speaker 3: And dreams, and he said it was a really great conversation.
Speaker 2: And then you ended up back over at his place
Speaker 2: and he did mention making kind of a bad joke
Speaker 2: or a joke that you didn't quite understand at first
Speaker 2: about you living in his closet.
Speaker 3: He said he pushed you in there and that you
Speaker 3: didn't understand the context.
Speaker 8: That did happen.
Speaker 5: That was weird, But believe it or not, that's not
Speaker 5: even the reason why, like you.
Speaker 8: Didn't call him back. Oh really, okay, let me start everything.
Speaker 8: I thought he was charming.
Speaker 5: Okay, we had a nice time. I mean I wouldn't
Speaker 5: have gone back to his place if I didn't think
Speaker 5: that he was charming.
Speaker 1: Well, Brookwood, so that does something between You have an option,
Speaker 1: just not.
Speaker 5: Just kidding.
Speaker 1: Okay, the vibes were good before you got back to
Speaker 1: his place.
Speaker 8: Yes, and even when we got back to his place,
Speaker 8: you know, we were flirting and everything.
Speaker 5: We had another drink and he told you that he
Speaker 5: wants to be an actor, right, Yeah, so we decided
Speaker 5: that we wanted to act out a scene from a movie.
Speaker 8: You can download some.
Speaker 3: Certain that's funny.
Speaker 1: Idea for a date night. So question if you're drunk.
Speaker 2: He didn't mention any of that to us, that you
Speaker 2: guys read through a script.
Speaker 1: What did you guys do?
Speaker 8: Yeah, well, we signed that forty year old virgin?
Speaker 3: Who did you play?
Speaker 8: I played the main girl part in it?
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, he played probably Steve the virgin?
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, was it funny?
Speaker 8: Okay?
Speaker 5: I don't want to be mean, but he's not good.
Speaker 3: He's not good.
Speaker 5: So he just said at all like awful Actually, oh no,
Speaker 5: not awful, awful too young.
Speaker 8: I don't want to say that. I could see it
Speaker 8: as like a supporting character, but he doesn't have like
Speaker 8: the main man.
Speaker 9: You know, well, hold on, I'm an extra to be fair, like,
Speaker 9: not only were the two of you drinking a lot
Speaker 9: that night, but your job is an executive chef from what.
Speaker 3: We heard, Like what would you know?
Speaker 1: Yeah, like what's your expertise in acting?
Speaker 4: Yeah, well you know about acting?
Speaker 2: Not gonna go well some attitude there that Whitney, that's James.
Speaker 1: He's been on the other line, Whitney.
Speaker 8: He's on the phone right now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's how the segment works.
Speaker 3: We let him know that he w here's something he
Speaker 3: doesn't like.
Speaker 1: But you can talk to him, James, meow.
Speaker 3: That's how you're coming.
Speaker 1: Is is that a line from the movie that was
Speaker 1: my cat, My cat?
Speaker 4: And remember from the other night like cats? Never mind.
Speaker 5: The time you literally set me up on the radio
Speaker 5: to like hear me talk about you. What.
Speaker 4: No, I'm just I was just needing some help because
Speaker 4: you weren't responding to my text you text me back
Speaker 4: one time, so I didn't know what to do.
Speaker 5: Okay, I guess, But like, well then you obviously heard
Speaker 5: what I said.
Speaker 8: So there's your answer.
Speaker 5: Like, I'm sorry, I'm really not trying to be rude,
Speaker 5: but right now I can't support you in your endeavors
Speaker 5: the way I think you want me to.
Speaker 4: You don't think I'm a good actor?
Speaker 8: Is that what you're saying?
Speaker 4: Because we read a forty year old virgin script?
Speaker 2: Did you not believe his performance enough? Like he didn't
Speaker 2: believe he was really a virgin in that moment.
Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe he's just too sexy and that's why he
Speaker 3: can't pull off virgin. You know, have you ever thought
Speaker 3: about that, Whitney?
Speaker 5: I mean, it was just kind of the way. Have
Speaker 5: you guys ever seen Friends, the TV show Friends?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 5: You know Joey, Yeah, how they have that vibe. Just
Speaker 5: like I'm trying to start, I can't deliver my lines.
Speaker 5: I'm reading them instead of acting them.
Speaker 1: Oh, Joey was such a good actor. He was an
Speaker 1: actor playing a bad actor.
Speaker 2: I don't think calling him Joey from Friends was as
Speaker 2: much of a diss as you.
Speaker 1: Thought it was.
Speaker 5: I'm not trying to like this hand I, Like I said,
Speaker 5: I'm telling you, like, I think you should keep taking
Speaker 5: your classes, but right now I think you should stick
Speaker 5: to those like single person.
Speaker 8: Shows on YouTube and see if you get like a
Speaker 8: light or followers. No, maybe go from there.
Speaker 4: Look, I've had enough for this. I bet you're not
Speaker 4: even a good chef. You probably burn water.
Speaker 5: Oh actually no, I have plenty of reviews that say otherwise,
Speaker 5: I'm not fantastic stuff, and I actually have proof that
Speaker 5: I can prove.
Speaker 6: What are you gonna do?
Speaker 5: How do you have an Academy awards?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't want to know about all those yells
Speaker 4: you paid to give you three stars on your enough flaming.
Speaker 3: This is getting petty.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I'm really enjoying it.
Speaker 4: Let's yeah, okay, yeah, if you like cat hair and
Speaker 4: your top ramen, oh.
Speaker 1: Oh that was a good one.
Speaker 3: That's not really Yeah.
Speaker 5: I'm not a twelve year old like, oh, you remember
Speaker 5: you're glue?
Speaker 8: Like listen, I.
Speaker 5: Explained to you what my thoughts were and if you
Speaker 5: can't be even sure about it, I don't know what
Speaker 5: to tell you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not her fault. She didn't even know you
Speaker 3: were listening.
Speaker 5: You know, it's not like and honestly, I probably did
Speaker 5: you a favor, Like you're gonna get told no a lot,
Speaker 5: trust me.
Speaker 8: So it's probably good that I didn't at first, before.
Speaker 5: You get into this profession so deeply that you're probably
Speaker 5: never going to make it.
Speaker 1: In No, she does have a point.
Speaker 2: My parents told me I was never going to make
Speaker 2: it as a radio host, and I'm glad that they
Speaker 2: told me that early so that when this fails, I'm
Speaker 2: not going to be as devastated.
Speaker 1: But well, yeah, not according to my parents.
Speaker 4: Okay, Well look, you might not think my acting is good,
Speaker 4: but I think you're cooking is horrible.
Speaker 5: Ever had Instagram post?
Speaker 3: Okay, puppy listen. I mean, she does have a good point.
Speaker 3: You need to have a little bit thicker skin if
Speaker 3: you're going to try to get into the acting business.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well you're gonna have to have thicker skin if
Speaker 4: you're gonna want to get into my closet.
Speaker 1: I don't even think we're gonna offer you can just room.
Speaker 4: No, I want to go on another day with her.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna I want to reread a different script, and
Speaker 4: I want to prove to you, Whitney that I'm a
Speaker 4: good actor.
Speaker 7: Oh.
Speaker 3: I would almost want to take him up on that
Speaker 3: if I you Whitney, And yeah, it's a kissing scene.
Speaker 3: You know, I don't think they're there. It's gonna be
Speaker 3: a fighting scene.
Speaker 4: Mattress, Little Mattress Marathon at the end, you know what
Speaker 4: I mean.
Speaker 9: Oh my god, I was in that movie.
Speaker 6: Mattress Marathon.
Speaker 1: It's a sort of a movie.
Speaker 3: He was just a weird extra in the back.
Speaker 2: James, I'm gonna see you in Hollywood, buddy.
Speaker 1: We'll walk the red carpet together.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you are.
Speaker 7: Good.
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning.