WEBVTT - The Fifth Hour: Golden Mickey Mouse Poop 0:00:00.720 --> 0:00:01.440 Kubbooms. 0:00:02.279 --> 0:00:05.400 If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes 0:00:05.440 --> 0:00:09.200 a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants 0:00:09.200 --> 0:00:12.480 of the old Republic, a soul fashion of fairness. He 0:00:12.600 --> 0:00:15.520 treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter the same as the 0:00:15.640 --> 0:00:17.480 rich pill poppers in the penthouse. 0:00:18.079 --> 0:00:18.360 Wow. 0:00:18.600 --> 0:00:22.320 The Clearinghouse of Hot takes break free for something special. 0:00:22.680 --> 0:00:29.440 The Fifth Hour with Ben Maller starts right now. 0:00:28.920 --> 0:00:34.159 Here we go, here we go, Well, come in to 0:00:34.280 --> 0:00:37.360 the Fifth Hour. We thank you for finding us. We 0:00:37.400 --> 0:00:40.960 are in the air everywhere? Is a podcast in the 0:00:41.000 --> 0:00:45.239 air everywhere? Or is it in the digital network everywhere? 0:00:45.280 --> 0:00:46.280 I'm not sure how. 0:00:46.960 --> 0:00:50.880 It's like Ghostbusters. It's trapped and then it's released into 0:00:50.920 --> 0:00:54.440 the air everywhere. When the health inspector gets pissed off. 0:00:55.000 --> 0:00:58.320 Does that mean we're a slimer? Is that what we are? Yes, 0:00:58.920 --> 0:01:03.640 we are slimer. But then when it's broadcast, assuming that 0:01:03.720 --> 0:01:06.360 you put it on an audio device that has speakers, 0:01:06.360 --> 0:01:08.720 it is in the air like our voices in the 0:01:08.760 --> 0:01:14.200 air everywhere. But if you listen with headphones then is 0:01:14.240 --> 0:01:17.120 that still does that count as being I'm not sure 0:01:17.160 --> 0:01:18.440 how that works. I don't know. 0:01:19.319 --> 0:01:21.960 Yeah, it does count your head as the antenna. Don't 0:01:22.000 --> 0:01:23.360 worry though, It's totally healthy. 0:01:23.720 --> 0:01:28.880 Yeah, what could possibly go wrong? Nothing? Nothing. So what's 0:01:28.920 --> 0:01:31.400 on the menu at the bistro today? Well, Benny's Bistro 0:01:32.520 --> 0:01:38.240 no days off this Saturday, October twenty first, and here 0:01:38.280 --> 0:01:41.880 we are back at the salt mine of audio content. 0:01:42.040 --> 0:01:46.920 So on today's edition of the podcast. Now, I'm not 0:01:46.920 --> 0:01:48.440 going to beg you to watch the TV show. I 0:01:48.480 --> 0:01:50.640 did that on the Friday podcast, but it is still 0:01:50.680 --> 0:01:53.160 airing all day to day. Here on Saturday, I've got 0:01:53.360 --> 0:02:01.560 Espanol Payback. Walt would roll over foody fun backscratcher. And 0:02:01.600 --> 0:02:04.120 that's probably all we have time. That's probably all we 0:02:04.160 --> 0:02:06.240 have time for. But we will see, we will find out. 0:02:06.640 --> 0:02:09.400 Who knows, maybe we'll have time for other things. But 0:02:09.440 --> 0:02:14.000 we'll begin with this. The Chargers playing the Dallas Cowboys 0:02:14.040 --> 0:02:17.160 back on Monday Night Football this past Monday. It was 0:02:17.560 --> 0:02:20.640 big game Monday Night Football. I hadn't been to Monday 0:02:20.680 --> 0:02:22.880 Night Football in years. I usually don't go on Monday 0:02:22.919 --> 0:02:26.760 Night because I got get ready for the show. I 0:02:26.760 --> 0:02:29.160 got to watch a million things, but I wanted to 0:02:29.160 --> 0:02:30.920 see the Cowboys, I admit it. We talk a lot 0:02:30.960 --> 0:02:34.440 about the Cowboys. Not a Cowboy fan, I don't have 0:02:34.440 --> 0:02:36.600 any skin in the game. I'm not a Charger fan, 0:02:36.720 --> 0:02:39.400 but the Cowboys are a team. You do sports radio 0:02:39.760 --> 0:02:42.000 on a national network, you talk a lot about the 0:02:42.080 --> 0:02:44.720 Dallas Cowboys. That's just the way it works. I don't 0:02:44.720 --> 0:02:46.960 make the rules. I just follow the rules. So I 0:02:46.960 --> 0:02:48.760 want to go out there and see the whole circus 0:02:48.760 --> 0:02:50.520 that is the Dallas Cowboys. So I went to the 0:02:50.520 --> 0:02:54.240 game on Monday night at Sofi Stadium. And another reason, Danny, 0:02:54.280 --> 0:02:57.480 I really want to thank our bosses because they've encouraged 0:02:57.520 --> 0:03:00.560 me to go to more games because they love me 0:03:00.760 --> 0:03:03.119 going into the studio, you know, not doing the show 0:03:03.160 --> 0:03:04.960 from home. So I go in the studio a lot, 0:03:05.320 --> 0:03:08.200 so that encourages me to get out in about I'm 0:03:08.240 --> 0:03:14.200 there prime time in the hood in Englewood Sofi Stadium. 0:03:15.360 --> 0:03:19.840 And the funniest thing happened. Went to a football game 0:03:19.919 --> 0:03:23.040 and a comedy show broke out. So I touched on 0:03:23.120 --> 0:03:27.840 this briefly on the radio show, but this is a 0:03:27.960 --> 0:03:34.960 much better platform to explain exactly what happened and go 0:03:35.240 --> 0:03:38.600 a little bit further in if you will go deeper 0:03:38.640 --> 0:03:43.680 in the weeds. And so the setup with the headline 0:03:43.680 --> 0:03:49.160 Soulfi Stadium and level seven we'll call it level seven. 0:03:49.160 --> 0:03:52.120 That's where the working press boxes at SOFI Stadium. Level 0:03:52.120 --> 0:03:55.720 seven sounds very high up, but Sofi Stadium is actually 0:03:57.200 --> 0:04:01.240 it's in the ground. It's built into the because it 0:04:01.320 --> 0:04:05.480 is right in the flight path of the flights going 0:04:05.520 --> 0:04:10.800 to Lax for landing at Lax they fly right over 0:04:10.880 --> 0:04:12.360 so far same so they couldn't have that high so 0:04:12.440 --> 0:04:15.400 that that's why it's built into the ground. So the 0:04:15.480 --> 0:04:18.440 four seven is where the press boxes that media free loading. 0:04:19.279 --> 0:04:22.280 Are they sure safe for big California earthquakes? 0:04:22.880 --> 0:04:26.080 No, it's safe until it's not. Isn't that how it works. 0:04:26.240 --> 0:04:30.880 It's safe until it's not. So hanging out there and 0:04:31.240 --> 0:04:35.840 working press box, so there's TV, radio and scribes ink 0:04:35.920 --> 0:04:40.039 stained wretches. We're no longer inkstained because they just do 0:04:40.120 --> 0:04:42.919 everything digitally. There's no cheering in the press box. And 0:04:42.960 --> 0:04:45.040 if you've never been to the press box, why would 0:04:45.080 --> 0:04:47.840 you be. You're not in the media chances are so 0:04:47.880 --> 0:04:52.000 it's kind of like an office with cubicles. That's the 0:04:52.000 --> 0:04:54.080 way I would describe It's like an office with cubicles. 0:04:54.240 --> 0:04:56.680 There's a lot of food, because they want to meet 0:04:56.680 --> 0:04:59.760 the media happy, so they fatten them up. There's no 0:05:00.080 --> 0:05:02.720 you're no hard liquor. There used to be. In the 0:05:02.760 --> 0:05:05.640 old days, they used to hand beer out after baseball games. 0:05:05.680 --> 0:05:08.680 They don't really do that much anymore. The windows are 0:05:08.720 --> 0:05:13.160 all closed, so it's a very trying to think with 0:05:13.200 --> 0:05:18.719 the proper proper word would be it's er. Yeah, yeah, 0:05:18.760 --> 0:05:19.760 that's a good that's a good word. 0:05:19.760 --> 0:05:20.240 That's great. Way. 0:05:20.400 --> 0:05:24.960 It's lacking personality. You go to a stadium, you expect 0:05:25.000 --> 0:05:27.720 it to be full of spirit, and it is and 0:05:28.520 --> 0:05:34.040 nothing monotonous about it, full of joy. The press box is, 0:05:35.480 --> 0:05:41.320 as you said, sterile. It's can be called dreary, unexciting, bland. 0:05:41.760 --> 0:05:44.680 Those are all all words that you use, so that's 0:05:44.680 --> 0:05:48.239 the set. It's also very quiet normal. The only noise 0:05:48.279 --> 0:05:52.120 you normally hear is the murmur of the PA announcer, 0:05:52.680 --> 0:05:55.720 who after every play in the NFL game will say, 0:05:56.240 --> 0:06:01.159 you know, it's like the Chargers first and ten and 0:06:01.400 --> 0:06:03.960 a pass complete to the you know, the forty five 0:06:04.080 --> 0:06:10.080 yard line by X receiver, etcetera, etcetera. So that's about it, 0:06:10.400 --> 0:06:13.400 but not on this line. Normally it's like a library, 0:06:13.440 --> 0:06:15.080 but not on this line. It was different than all 0:06:15.120 --> 0:06:16.719 other nights. And here's why. I had nothing to do 0:06:16.800 --> 0:06:20.119 with Ed Werder being there or the Dallas Cowboys media. 0:06:20.920 --> 0:06:25.240 The reason this got crazy is because the Dallas Spanish 0:06:25.360 --> 0:06:29.719 language radio broadcast team were not given their own booth. 0:06:30.360 --> 0:06:35.120 I saw this online, yeah, so they set up inside 0:06:35.200 --> 0:06:37.120 the main press box. Fact that you probably saw the 0:06:37.200 --> 0:06:40.000 video from rash Marcazi, my old intern who was sitting 0:06:40.080 --> 0:06:43.480 right next to me, and we were fascinated by this. 0:06:43.560 --> 0:06:44.880 We were just blown away by this. 0:06:45.000 --> 0:06:46.400 So what this. 0:06:46.320 --> 0:06:48.560 Meant if you didn't see the video and you know 0:06:48.800 --> 0:06:52.960 doing the story. So everybody in the room was every 0:06:52.960 --> 0:06:56.839 one of the press box again normally. As Danny said, 0:06:56.839 --> 0:06:59.239 the great word, I wish I'd come up with it, sterile, 0:06:59.400 --> 0:07:03.280 right press, not a lot of color, soulless, lackluster, all 0:07:03.279 --> 0:07:07.599 those things, but full of energy, full of energy because 0:07:08.160 --> 0:07:11.000 we all got treated to a live play by play 0:07:11.080 --> 0:07:17.080 as the soundtrack. Somebody named Victor Villa Laba or Villa Laba, 0:07:17.240 --> 0:07:19.160 I believe it's his name, and Luis Perez I know 0:07:19.160 --> 0:07:23.640 how to say his name. The Spanish radio broadcasters for 0:07:23.720 --> 0:07:26.760 the for the Cowboys called the game it was wild. 0:07:27.600 --> 0:07:36.360 Victor and Luis our next level passion excitement. I speak Spanglish. 0:07:36.400 --> 0:07:38.920 I don't even really speak Spanish, but I made out 0:07:38.920 --> 0:07:41.880 a few things, and I just could tell how much 0:07:42.360 --> 0:07:45.080 how much fun they were having. It was great, and 0:07:45.120 --> 0:07:47.400 everyone in a while they'd have to say a word 0:07:47.400 --> 0:07:50.640 in English, like American Airlines or some sponsor of the Cowboys. 0:07:50.880 --> 0:07:55.480 But they were into right. But now now we give 0:07:55.520 --> 0:08:02.120 you some scoopage only available because I was boots on 0:08:02.160 --> 0:08:07.760 the ground just down the aisleway from where these guys reappen. 0:08:08.960 --> 0:08:18.480 So's here's the inside skin. A little birdie who likes 0:08:18.520 --> 0:08:24.400 to chirp and loves burritos and text Mechs tells me 0:08:25.800 --> 0:08:32.400 is it true that this was a case of Espanol payback? 0:08:33.240 --> 0:08:33.600 Say what? 0:08:34.880 --> 0:08:35.080 Yeah? 0:08:35.120 --> 0:08:38.520 So here's here's what My source, who may or may 0:08:38.559 --> 0:08:45.640 not be connected to this situation, informs me that years ago, 0:08:46.160 --> 0:08:47.079 and was really that. 0:08:47.120 --> 0:08:51.640 Long ago, the. 0:08:50.480 --> 0:08:58.720 Dallas Cowboys in Jerry's World forced the Chargers Spanish radio 0:08:58.800 --> 0:09:05.400 team to broad cast without a booth at Jerry's World. 0:09:06.160 --> 0:09:10.560 And so is it true that big shots with the 0:09:10.679 --> 0:09:16.120 Chargers decided to go with the eye for an eye strategy? 0:09:17.080 --> 0:09:21.840 Is it also true that it's hilarious that multi billion 0:09:21.920 --> 0:09:26.439 dollar NFL franchises would be so petty to have payback. 0:09:27.000 --> 0:09:29.560 I don't know, that's just what I'm hearing, but that 0:09:29.760 --> 0:09:30.800 is quite the tail. 0:09:30.960 --> 0:09:31.439 And it was. 0:09:31.640 --> 0:09:35.080 It was wild. It was so so good, especially when 0:09:35.120 --> 0:09:37.200 the Cowboys scored a touchdown or two. Oh my god, 0:09:37.200 --> 0:09:39.080 they didn't score very many points, neither team did. It 0:09:39.120 --> 0:09:42.719 was twenty to seventeen. But when the Cowboys scored some touchdowns, 0:09:42.760 --> 0:09:46.720 they really got they got going. They those boys got going. 0:09:46.800 --> 0:09:50.880 They did so and there were so many flags in 0:09:50.880 --> 0:09:53.640 that game. You should be able to say that in Spanish. 0:09:53.720 --> 0:09:56.760 I know, I know. It was you get a flag, 0:09:56.840 --> 0:09:59.120 you get a flag, You get a flag. Walt would 0:09:59.160 --> 0:10:02.040 roll over, Danny g Walt would roll over. 0:10:02.800 --> 0:10:04.920 Yeah. I don't know if Walt Disney was much of 0:10:04.960 --> 0:10:08.760 a football fan. No, although he was a baseball fan. 0:10:08.840 --> 0:10:13.840 Ben because a little known fact, Dodger Stadium consulted him 0:10:13.840 --> 0:10:15.880 and sat down with him way back in the day, 0:10:16.280 --> 0:10:19.800 and they based a lot of their structure on the 0:10:19.840 --> 0:10:25.960 way Disneyland looked. Yes, Dodger Stadium signage looks similar to Disneyland. 0:10:26.520 --> 0:10:29.000 Yeah. Well, I don't know that Walt Disney was a 0:10:29.040 --> 0:10:32.240 football fan. But the Oregon Ducks, who today I believe 0:10:32.240 --> 0:10:35.920 are wearing their their Oregon Duck, the old school Duck logo, 0:10:36.120 --> 0:10:37.920 which was that's Donald Duck. 0:10:38.000 --> 0:10:38.120 Right. 0:10:38.200 --> 0:10:41.480 Disney loaned allowed they allowed them to use Donald Duck, 0:10:41.480 --> 0:10:43.720 but they couldn't make any money from selling the image 0:10:43.720 --> 0:10:47.120 of Donald Duck right on their on their uniforms. 0:10:47.679 --> 0:10:47.920 Wow. 0:10:50.840 --> 0:10:53.080 Nowt me ask you, does Walt Disney is he the 0:10:53.120 --> 0:10:56.200 reason that Dodger Stadium had no drinking fountains when it opened? 0:10:56.280 --> 0:10:58.520 Is that Walt Disney's the don't. 0:10:58.360 --> 0:11:02.080 Know about that one. Okay, I do know though that 0:11:02.600 --> 0:11:05.720 like you go, I forget what that's the suitet level 0:11:06.280 --> 0:11:09.040 in the broadcasting box level where you can see the 0:11:09.120 --> 0:11:12.600 Dodger Museum. Yeah, and I would suggest you do that 0:11:12.679 --> 0:11:15.760 if you ever visit Dodger Stadium, because you can see 0:11:15.800 --> 0:11:20.000 a lot of what Dodger Stadium first looked like, really 0:11:20.040 --> 0:11:23.839 cool photos and memorabilia all throughout that little museum. 0:11:24.280 --> 0:11:26.719 And they also have still I don't know if they'll 0:11:26.720 --> 0:11:28.600 have it next year because the season's over because the 0:11:28.600 --> 0:11:31.600 Dodgers sucked in the playoffs, But they have that bullpen 0:11:31.760 --> 0:11:34.319 cart from the nineteen seventies. 0:11:34.720 --> 0:11:35.280 That's right. 0:11:35.679 --> 0:11:36.839 You can check that. 0:11:36.840 --> 0:11:39.760 Out it's kind of cool. Yeah, jump inside of it 0:11:39.840 --> 0:11:44.520 and see what security does. So Walt Disney, though, Ben, 0:11:44.920 --> 0:11:48.720 I don't think he intended the park prices to be 0:11:48.840 --> 0:11:51.599 what they are right now. Now, I'm not going to 0:11:51.720 --> 0:11:53.400 rant on this. I just want no. 0:11:54.240 --> 0:11:57.640 You don't think Walt Disney wanted to rob and pillage 0:11:57.760 --> 0:12:00.320 the people go to Disneyland. You don't think Wall would 0:12:00.360 --> 0:12:01.280 have signed off on that. 0:12:01.720 --> 0:12:05.280 Now, I got a little quiz for you, because yesterday 0:12:05.840 --> 0:12:08.480 my girl she sat me down at the kitchen table 0:12:08.520 --> 0:12:12.240 and she said, got to talk to you about something. Oh. 0:12:12.280 --> 0:12:14.640 As a guy, You're like, uh, oh, what did I do? 0:12:15.280 --> 0:12:18.360 But it was just about Christmas. She said, I want 0:12:18.360 --> 0:12:21.559 to like start planning it now because I think it 0:12:21.559 --> 0:12:24.200 would actually save us some money if we just do 0:12:24.320 --> 0:12:28.480 a little family trip to Disneyland for Christmas, rather than 0:12:28.840 --> 0:12:32.600 all the presents and all that full blown Christmas tree stuff, 0:12:32.800 --> 0:12:36.360 we can do a Disney trip. And I said, okay, 0:12:36.400 --> 0:12:41.079 that sounds good. We've actually done that before. But prices 0:12:41.320 --> 0:12:46.400 have gone even higher. How much do you think it 0:12:46.440 --> 0:12:50.360 will cost to bring the four kids in? Obviously co 0:12:50.600 --> 0:12:54.480 is free, so four kids to Disneyland, we got to 0:12:54.520 --> 0:12:57.200 pay for three of them. So five of us got 0:12:57.240 --> 0:13:00.520 to pay for one day at California adventure Land in 0:13:00.600 --> 0:13:03.480 one day at Disneyland. These are not even park hoppers 0:13:03.520 --> 0:13:05.439 where you go back and forth if you want to. 0:13:05.800 --> 0:13:07.920 This is just one day at one one day at 0:13:07.960 --> 0:13:11.240 the other, a Saturday and a Sunday. How much do 0:13:11.280 --> 0:13:12.880 you think that is? All right? 0:13:12.880 --> 0:13:16.839 So there's five people. I have no idea how much 0:13:16.880 --> 0:13:21.000 this stuff costs. So I'm just gonna I'm gonna do 0:13:21.080 --> 0:13:25.880 some malor math back. I've got a pen here, and 0:13:24.840 --> 0:13:28.240 I've got a number in my head which I think 0:13:28.280 --> 0:13:30.920 it's going to cost. See, the problem is that I 0:13:31.000 --> 0:13:36.080 go too high. That ruins the bit times five. This 0:13:36.200 --> 0:13:40.760 is five paying customers, all right? You want me to 0:13:40.760 --> 0:13:44.199 give the full amount that I think just the ticket cost, 0:13:44.240 --> 0:13:44.520 all right? 0:13:44.559 --> 0:13:46.800 So look out for the tickets for the weekend. 0:13:48.000 --> 0:13:51.520 I think the tickets will be a I think I 0:13:51.679 --> 0:13:53.240 will buy what one hundred and seventy five? So I 0:13:53.280 --> 0:13:55.040 think at eight eight seventy five. 0:13:55.400 --> 0:14:01.640 Okay, eight seventy five, No, try fifteen hundred and sixty 0:14:01.679 --> 0:14:02.520 five dollars? 0:14:02.600 --> 0:14:06.200 What the are you kidding me? I'm not kidding Wait, 0:14:06.240 --> 0:14:08.520 So I wrote down here on the piece of paper. 0:14:08.520 --> 0:14:10.680 I wrote down one hundred and seventy five dollars a ticket, 0:14:10.760 --> 0:14:12.520 So how much? How much is the tickets? 0:14:12.880 --> 0:14:14.120 She just showed me the ticket. 0:14:14.400 --> 0:14:15.320 What's what's the number? 0:14:15.760 --> 0:14:20.000 Fifteen hundred and sixty five dollars is what she showed 0:14:20.040 --> 0:14:21.120 me on her calculator. 0:14:21.320 --> 0:14:26.320 Oh my god, no way, We'll do the divide. I 0:14:26.320 --> 0:14:28.440 haven't done this much mass as I was at Saddleback. 0:14:28.480 --> 0:14:31.160 So then you do the divide here divided by five. 0:14:31.840 --> 0:14:36.400 Holy shit, that's holy shit balls, dad gummt that is 0:14:36.520 --> 0:14:40.560 three hundred and twelve dollars per per member of the 0:14:40.680 --> 0:14:41.600 Danny g family. 0:14:41.920 --> 0:14:46.840 Yeah, welcome to Disneyland, ladies and gentlemen. Now it gets better. Well, 0:14:47.240 --> 0:14:50.160 let's do a little bit of Walt Disney trivia for you. Now, Yeah, 0:14:50.240 --> 0:14:53.640 all right, what did Walt charge on day one on 0:14:53.800 --> 0:14:55.200 opening day of the park. 0:14:56.000 --> 0:14:58.360 You know, I know this because my parents got to 0:14:58.400 --> 0:15:00.360 go to Disneyland when they were younger. It was like 0:15:00.480 --> 0:15:03.240 it was like fifty cents or something, some ridiculous amount 0:15:03.240 --> 0:15:04.920 of money. But I think you had to pay per ride. 0:15:05.320 --> 0:15:08.320 I think that's there were tickets. Yeah, there were ride tickets, 0:15:08.320 --> 0:15:09.560 but to get into the park. 0:15:10.240 --> 0:15:15.480 On July seventeenth, nineteen fifty five, Disneyland's opening day, the 0:15:15.480 --> 0:15:20.120 theme park entrance was one dollar per guest one dollar 0:15:20.400 --> 0:15:24.960 one dollar. Now, one dollar in nineteen fifty five would 0:15:24.960 --> 0:15:28.640 be equivalent to buying a ticket for eleven dollars and 0:15:28.760 --> 0:15:30.440 twelve cents last year. 0:15:31.200 --> 0:15:33.520 So I was gonna do the same thing. So let 0:15:33.560 --> 0:15:35.120 me see what I want to come up. So this 0:15:35.240 --> 0:15:37.600 was when did it open nineteen? What year was it? 0:15:37.680 --> 0:15:38.920 Nineteen fifty five? 0:15:39.240 --> 0:15:40.320 Nineteen fifty five? 0:15:40.440 --> 0:15:43.160 And it says it's the equivalent to buying a ticket 0:15:43.280 --> 0:15:47.640 for eleven dollars and twelve cents in the year twenty twenty. 0:15:47.360 --> 0:15:50.680 Two, okay, and I'll update it for twenty twenty three. 0:15:50.720 --> 0:15:53.880 I just I have a calculator here. It's on the interweb. 0:15:54.480 --> 0:15:58.080 It's Usinflation Calculator dot com. It's the website I'm using. 0:15:58.440 --> 0:16:02.360 So nineteen fifty five, if in nineteen fifty five I 0:16:02.520 --> 0:16:05.960 purchased an item for one dollar, then in twenty twenty three, 0:16:06.000 --> 0:16:11.280 the same item would cost eleven dollars and forty eight cents. 0:16:11.680 --> 0:16:12.640 What is going on? 0:16:13.920 --> 0:16:19.000 Oh man? So the tickets should actually be eleven dollars 0:16:19.040 --> 0:16:22.480 and forty eight cents to get into that park if 0:16:23.040 --> 0:16:25.840 they stayed true to Walt Disney's vision when he first 0:16:25.880 --> 0:16:26.560 opened it. 0:16:27.160 --> 0:16:32.960 Now or or if they had a CEO like Costco right, 0:16:33.120 --> 0:16:36.320 if they had, because Costco, the hot dog drink at 0:16:36.360 --> 0:16:39.720 Costco when they started that in nineteen eighty five was 0:16:39.760 --> 0:16:43.840 a dollar fifty. Today it's a dollar fifty. They will 0:16:43.880 --> 0:16:46.320 not raise the price. It's a loss leader at Costco. 0:16:46.840 --> 0:16:50.800 Clearly not run like the people at Disneyland. Or what's 0:16:50.800 --> 0:16:53.280 the other one that arizona iced tea. Isn't that the 0:16:53.280 --> 0:16:55.760 same price it's always been. They'd never raised the price 0:16:55.760 --> 0:16:56.760 of arizona iced tea. 0:16:57.240 --> 0:16:59.120 They're still in business. How do they do it? 0:16:59.560 --> 0:17:03.320 I know, I know. And the thing about these experiences, 0:17:03.480 --> 0:17:07.320 and I know the generations before us, Daddy, are all 0:17:07.359 --> 0:17:10.360 about the experience. I get that. You know, we're we're 0:17:10.400 --> 0:17:12.720 a little different. Although I don't mind a good experience. 0:17:14.359 --> 0:17:16.920 It just blows me, like I go to these baseball 0:17:16.960 --> 0:17:19.200 games and I see how much all these NFL games, 0:17:19.240 --> 0:17:23.359 and I see how much they charge will Last week 0:17:23.400 --> 0:17:25.560 we talked about it on the twenty dollars thing. I 0:17:25.600 --> 0:17:27.679 had twenty bucks to spend at the concession stand and 0:17:27.720 --> 0:17:30.200 everything was ridiculous, and I was like, this is offensive 0:17:30.200 --> 0:17:31.920 to me. This is terrible. So I ended up getting 0:17:31.960 --> 0:17:35.000 three pretzels because that was the most bang for my buck, 0:17:35.480 --> 0:17:39.479 three soft pretzels that took twenty dollars of my money. 0:17:39.800 --> 0:17:41.400 I am such a radio loser. 0:17:42.880 --> 0:17:45.159 I don't think it would bother all of us the 0:17:45.160 --> 0:17:48.919 way it does if our jobs kept up with the 0:17:48.960 --> 0:17:52.800 inflation and the uptick and all these prices, the cost 0:17:52.840 --> 0:17:56.879 of living keeps going up, wages seem to stay exactly 0:17:56.920 --> 0:17:57.399 the same. 0:17:58.280 --> 0:18:02.520 Yeah, yeah, they know. Go and my experience over the years, 0:18:02.520 --> 0:18:05.240 and I'm not naming any companies, but some I've worked 0:18:05.240 --> 0:18:06.879 for over the years. When you ask for a raise, 0:18:06.960 --> 0:18:12.280 they they always have some kind of excuse. It's the economy, 0:18:12.400 --> 0:18:14.679 or we didn't get this, or we didn't get that. 0:18:15.000 --> 0:18:19.040 You know, it's always some. It's always some. So well, 0:18:19.080 --> 0:18:22.399 that's are you gonna now you're going to actually spend 0:18:22.400 --> 0:18:24.479 the fifteen hundred dollars? Are you going to get a 0:18:24.520 --> 0:18:25.080 third job? 0:18:27.400 --> 0:18:30.199 With four kids? I think that still is probably a 0:18:30.200 --> 0:18:33.719 better deal than doing a full blown Christmas with all 0:18:33.760 --> 0:18:36.760 the gifts. Probably will bite the bullet and do it. 0:18:37.200 --> 0:18:40.960 My WIFEI obviously wants a lot of baby pictures with 0:18:41.080 --> 0:18:44.560 CoA at the park, and I get that. My mom 0:18:44.640 --> 0:18:46.520 did that with me when I was a little kid, 0:18:47.200 --> 0:18:50.840 and you know, it's a family tradition. Disneyland is a 0:18:50.840 --> 0:18:54.000 big deal on my side of the family and my 0:18:54.119 --> 0:18:57.000 girl's side of the family. That's the thing, man, when 0:18:57.000 --> 0:18:59.760 it's kind of built into your family, you're going to 0:18:59.800 --> 0:19:01.800 pay the price. You're gonna pay the piper man. 0:19:02.200 --> 0:19:05.359 Yeah, And I want you to know, well, I grew 0:19:05.480 --> 0:19:09.560 up in Orange County and I went to Disneyland a 0:19:09.600 --> 0:19:11.919 lot because I lived close to it, and when I 0:19:11.960 --> 0:19:14.480 was a kid, it was somewhat reasonably priced to go 0:19:14.520 --> 0:19:18.280 to Disneyland. It was they had not completely gone off 0:19:18.320 --> 0:19:21.200 their rocker like they've done over the last twenty years 0:19:21.280 --> 0:19:24.600 or so. When I was younger, we would go quite 0:19:24.640 --> 0:19:28.639 a bit my passes because it was pretty affordable. It 0:19:28.680 --> 0:19:30.639 was close, and you're like, you live near Disneyland, you 0:19:30.720 --> 0:19:33.960 might as well take advantage of it. But I'm pretty 0:19:34.040 --> 0:19:38.160 much over it at this point. But my wife loves 0:19:39.480 --> 0:19:45.119 the holiday decorations at Disneyland, huge fan, and so she 0:19:45.359 --> 0:19:50.119 wants to go between Now She's even willing to do 0:19:50.160 --> 0:19:52.359 the Halloween thing, but I don't think that's going to 0:19:52.400 --> 0:19:53.520 happen because of my schedule. 0:19:53.520 --> 0:19:53.920 Of the work. 0:19:54.280 --> 0:19:59.520 So I think I'll maybe take a day in December 0:19:59.520 --> 0:20:01.520 and November or when they put the Christmas stuff up 0:20:02.280 --> 0:20:06.119 and you know all that crap. So I'll probably end 0:20:06.200 --> 0:20:09.200 up going around around then. So who knows, maybe we'll 0:20:09.240 --> 0:20:12.120 end up at the same same spot, same day, and ever. 0:20:12.600 --> 0:20:15.640 We could compare notes and you'll be like, I got 0:20:15.720 --> 0:20:19.240 another soft pretzel at this time at Disneyland, and it 0:20:19.359 --> 0:20:22.359 was seventeen dollars and it was five dollars for the 0:20:22.400 --> 0:20:24.760 melted cheese. Yeah. 0:20:24.840 --> 0:20:27.679 Well, and you know my and we've talked about this 0:20:27.720 --> 0:20:30.960 as well. I'm a very frugal man, very simple man, 0:20:31.440 --> 0:20:36.120 and I have with my wife, we have a agreement 0:20:36.320 --> 0:20:39.720 here with these kind of things. We take the old 0:20:39.760 --> 0:20:41.840 I think this was the old slogan they had in 0:20:41.880 --> 0:20:46.640 the military, don't ask, don't tell, which was I think 0:20:46.640 --> 0:20:49.320 that was the Bill Clinton in his years there in 0:20:49.320 --> 0:20:52.880 the military. It's like, don't and that come. I'm talking 0:20:52.880 --> 0:20:56.760 about prices. If I know how much I'm spending on something, 0:20:57.600 --> 0:21:00.400 I am not going to enjoy it as much because 0:21:00.400 --> 0:21:01.960 I'm gonna the whole time I want to be thinking 0:21:01.960 --> 0:21:04.399 about how much I'm spending. And there's no way to 0:21:04.440 --> 0:21:08.480 sugarcoat it. There's no way. Like we went in Vegas 0:21:09.000 --> 0:21:12.960 last weekend. We went to this pretty nice Italian restaurant 0:21:12.960 --> 0:21:17.720 that some fugazy TV chef in one of those places 0:21:17.840 --> 0:21:20.199 is they opened to put their name on it. I'm 0:21:20.200 --> 0:21:21.399 sure they had nothing to do with it. They put 0:21:21.440 --> 0:21:22.680 their name on it. So we went to this place 0:21:22.680 --> 0:21:23.960 and I happen to see how much the food was, 0:21:24.000 --> 0:21:27.400 and I was like, holy crap. I mean, shouldn't shouldn't 0:21:27.440 --> 0:21:29.600 I when I take a dump, shouldn't I get to 0:21:29.640 --> 0:21:32.119 take the dump and then take that to the bank 0:21:32.359 --> 0:21:35.480 as gold bars? You know, like that kind of thing. Yeah, 0:21:35.920 --> 0:21:42.640 because so, yeah, we'll see, we'll see how that goes. 0:21:42.720 --> 0:21:44.880 What I really need is the company. And don't they 0:21:44.880 --> 0:21:47.160 do Here's here's the way for you and the wife 0:21:47.200 --> 0:21:50.400 and and CoA to go a little cheat code, right, 0:21:50.920 --> 0:21:54.280 don't they do the radio company? The people at iHeart. 0:21:54.320 --> 0:21:56.560 Don't they do a night at Disneyland around the. 0:21:56.560 --> 0:22:03.160 Holidays inside California Adventure. It's not inside Disneyland. Oh it's 0:22:03.200 --> 0:22:05.560 a little bit of a bummer. Yeah, they hold their 0:22:05.640 --> 0:22:11.760 special company events inside the smaller park California Adventure. It's okay, 0:22:11.800 --> 0:22:14.960 but it's not Disneyland, not the original. You want the original, 0:22:15.160 --> 0:22:16.240 you want the og. 0:22:16.640 --> 0:22:22.639 Okay, yeah, I guess you got some money here. Moving on, 0:22:22.800 --> 0:22:25.720 we got a little foody fun for you. And these 0:22:25.760 --> 0:22:28.600 are some random food stories. And this has become pretty popular, 0:22:28.680 --> 0:22:33.200 Danny and I've determined, after a minute's long malor investigation, 0:22:33.280 --> 0:22:36.320 the reason this is popular is because people like eat. 0:22:37.280 --> 0:22:37.919 That's what I've did. 0:22:38.200 --> 0:22:42.000