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Speaker 1: another up on the twenties. I'm point five. Hello is

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Speaker 1: Linda there. This is Linda. Um, Hi, Landa. My name

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Speaker 1: is Duncan, and I'm one of the new employees at

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Speaker 1: your company. I'm actually Troy's assistant and your name is Duncan. Yeah. Hi, Um,

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Speaker 1: my name is Duncan. It's nice to talk to you

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Speaker 1: on the phone because Duncan, Duncan, why are you calling me? Um? Well,

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Speaker 1: just get to the point if you would please. Um. Okay, Well,

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Speaker 1: Troy told me that I should probably call you because

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Speaker 1: what happened is pretty bad, and so, um I picked

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Speaker 1: up the phone and then I just like thought I

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Speaker 1: would call you. So Troy told you to call me. Um, yeah,

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Speaker 1: he recommended I should probably Duncan, Duncan tell me what happened.

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Speaker 1: Please just get to the point. Um Well, I just

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Speaker 1: first wanted to tell you that I really enjoy working

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Speaker 1: at your company. I really appreciate all the nice I'm

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Speaker 1: on vacation. I don't know if they told you this.

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Speaker 1: I'm on vacation and I had told them not to

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Speaker 1: bother me unless something was really critical, really important. Yes, um,

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Speaker 1: they Troy did mention that, but he also said that

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Speaker 1: I should probably give you a ring. Hey, Duncan, can

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Speaker 1: you put Troy on the phone for me? Please? Would

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Speaker 1: you put him on the phone. I would like to

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Speaker 1: get him, but he's currently speaking with the FBI right now.

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Speaker 1: And FBI? What that hell? What did you get that? Yeah? Um,

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Speaker 1: that would stand for Federal Bureau of Investigation and they

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Speaker 1: are Duncan, Duncan, what the hell happened there? Tell me that? Please? Okay,

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Speaker 1: I guess I could just tell you what happened, my god,

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Speaker 1: if that's okay, Jesus, tell me what happened, Okay, tell

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Speaker 1: me okay, So I'll tell you. Um, yesterday was my

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Speaker 1: first day, and no, I don't I don't care about

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Speaker 1: that right now. I need to know what happened. What

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Speaker 1: happened there? Well, my friend, tell me about you. Tell

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Speaker 1: me what happened. I'll learn about you later, okay, Um,

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Speaker 1: there are some interesting facts that I could tell you about.

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Speaker 1: Let's do that later, um, Jesus, Duncan you're real close

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Speaker 1: to telling me, just say it. What happened there? So

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Speaker 1: I was opening up some emails and I opened up

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Speaker 1: an email. I probably shouldn't have. Go ahead, spit it out.

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Speaker 1: I'm waiting. So I clicked on one email and it

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Speaker 1: said something about loving your body again on m a

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Speaker 1: shocking weight loss solution. Oh god, Jesus, Look, what was

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Speaker 1: the important thing that got the FBI there? So I

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Speaker 1: clicked on a link and then everything went dark. What

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Speaker 1: you mean everything went dark? Well, I don't understand everything,

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Speaker 1: but I guess when I clicked on the link, it

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Speaker 1: gave some cyber thieves access to our main server. Oh god. Um,

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Speaker 1: apparently they were able to access the company's bank account passwords,

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Speaker 1: so they on some spam email and then they took

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Speaker 1: all of our money. Is this what you're telling me? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's pretty much what I'm telling you. Please tell me

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Speaker 1: you're joking. Oh okay, yes, I'm joking. You are joking.

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Speaker 1: Well no, I'm just saying that because you told me

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Speaker 1: to say that, and your money. I don't even know

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Speaker 1: how you figured out how to dial the phone. Um,

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Speaker 1: that was sort of rude. Rude you you on the

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Speaker 1: company's money. I think you're overreacting a little bit. Reacting.

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Speaker 1: People just lost a job because you'll freaking clicked on

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Speaker 1: some spam email. They took all of our money. Okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: that all sounds really bad when you say it the

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Speaker 1: way that you said it. Found that well, when you

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Speaker 1: say it like you say it, it it sounds really really bad. Reality.

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Speaker 1: It's hard. I worked on my life to build this

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Speaker 1: business and here you're saying all the money is gone,

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Speaker 1: no money, there has a job, including you, moron. I said, sorry,

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Speaker 1: so sorry, he's not good enough. Anyway, since you're on

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Speaker 1: the phone, I was wondering about next Thursday next door.

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Speaker 1: What are you talking about there? If there's no money,

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Speaker 1: there's no job. Well okay, well are you having a

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Speaker 1: hard time understanding that? No, I just have a niece,

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Speaker 1: su said, My niece is having her piano reside O.

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Speaker 1: You know what, gold me with your niece and be

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Speaker 1: there the rest of your life because you're fired. Um.

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Speaker 1: I think what you're saying is that I can have

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Speaker 1: you are fired fr e D. Moron. Well, actually you

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Speaker 1: can't fire me because I don't really work for you

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Speaker 1: in the first place. So what, well, what do you

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Speaker 1: mean I mean that this is a joke. Earlier you

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Speaker 1: said it was a joke, and then you said it

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Speaker 1: wasn't and now you're saying it was a joke. It's

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Speaker 1: a joke again. What the fuck is going on? Oh well,

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Speaker 1: this is a phone tap, but this is actually Jewel

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Speaker 1: from brook and Jewel in the Morning doing a phone

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Speaker 1: tap on you, Troy, and everybody in your office wanted

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Speaker 1: to prank you. Are you serious, You're serious? Yes, it's

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Speaker 1: a joke. What would they do this one? I'm on vacation.

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Speaker 1: They said you haven't taken a vacation in years and

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Speaker 1: they wanted to mess with you. Oh my god. So anyway,

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Speaker 1: sorry about crushing the server and ruining your business. Wake

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Speaker 1: up every morning with Jewil phone taps weekday mornings on

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Speaker 1: the twenties two point five