Speaker 1: I love a good hack on how to get stuff
Speaker 1: for cheap. It's Brooke and Jeffery is a brand.
Speaker 2: Negative podcast, and well, I mean it is a scam.
Speaker 2: We all liked it for the guy.
Speaker 1: Honestly, he figured out how to take a lady out
Speaker 1: to a high end restaurant without pain for it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Joe, Yeah, you're gonna hear that.
Speaker 1: In just a second. But we always love to feature
Speaker 1: your comments.
Speaker 3: Yes, okay, Dominic said, glad you have met my wife
Speaker 3: the old fashioned way at a bar with more alcohol
Speaker 3: than either of us should have legally been solved.
Speaker 1: Yeah, back in the day, right, listen, your brand new
Speaker 1: episode starts right now.
Speaker 2: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning Second Date updates.
Speaker 4: Brooke, Is there such a thing as an entitled woman? Oh,
Speaker 4: that's a loaded question.
Speaker 2: There's a being titled every person?
Speaker 4: Okay, cool, Well, without looking directly in the mirror, what
Speaker 4: does that look like?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 4: What are what are the characteristics that you're trying to
Speaker 4: describe there?
Speaker 1: I knew someone entitled feels like they're owed something, right,
Speaker 1: that's I mean kind of the definitely, Yeah.
Speaker 4: Like the type of woman who would scoff if you
Speaker 4: paid with a non platinum credit card that reflects poorly
Speaker 4: on or or gets upset that her hotel room with
Speaker 4: ocean view doesn't face both oceans.
Speaker 2: That's a good point.
Speaker 4: Unless you're entitled. Yeah, and they can be hard to date.
Speaker 4: I mean almost impossible. But one of our listeners, Zeke,
Speaker 4: went out with someone and says, even though she's definitely entitled,
Speaker 4: he still wants another date with her.
Speaker 5: Okay, I mean.
Speaker 2: If he knows what he's getting himself into, then cool.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so Zeke, welcome to the show man.
Speaker 6: Hey, thank you for having me.
Speaker 1: Guys, Yeah, where did you meet this entitled woman?
Speaker 6: So I'm matched with her? Like on Dating with Fight.
Speaker 4: Her name is Cillas, sorry chill us with like a
Speaker 4: ch in it.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I thought it was interesting, Like Celeste, like Cillaste sounds.
Speaker 2: Pretty high maintenance.
Speaker 4: I like her already. What did you like about her?
Speaker 6: I mean she's just dropped dead gorgeous, Like she's so beautiful,
Speaker 6: and she's also a professional stylist with like a very
Speaker 6: busy schedule.
Speaker 4: But like I don't mind.
Speaker 5: That at all.
Speaker 1: Okay, so she sounds like what my friend group would
Speaker 1: call the fancy pants.
Speaker 4: Okay, we're not judging you at all. So tell us
Speaker 4: more about you and chillst How did you guys interact?
Speaker 6: So, I mean we started talking on the app, but
Speaker 6: then like in the middle of us, like almost getting
Speaker 6: to hang out, she deletes her profile.
Speaker 1: Oh well, I hope you had already exchanged phone numbers
Speaker 1: at that point.
Speaker 6: No, we were only talking like the app.
Speaker 2: You do know that we have to be able to
Speaker 2: contact her in.
Speaker 4: Order to wait, that's a very entitled thing to think, Brook.
Speaker 4: The only way we'll call someone is via phone. There's
Speaker 4: plenty of other ways to do it, but.
Speaker 6: That's how the station works. It's how we record.
Speaker 4: Okay, Okay, the whole room's entitled Now all right, So
Speaker 4: when was that?
Speaker 6: I want to say, like a few months ago, because
Speaker 6: now she actually came back on the app, so we
Speaker 6: matched again. Okay, So like I just jump and I say, hey,
Speaker 6: are we still going to hang out? Like my first question?
Speaker 6: So I remember it's talking about going and meeting up
Speaker 6: for dinner like on a day and like getting some steaks.
Speaker 4: That's cool, Okay, So what did she say to dinner
Speaker 4: and steaks?
Speaker 6: She throws out, you know what I would love to do,
Speaker 6: and she takes the fanciest, most expensive steakhouse in the city.
Speaker 6: And she says that we should both get tomahawks there.
Speaker 1: Whoahawks, like the huge ones that cost like five.
Speaker 6: Yeah, exactly, And I'm thinking, there's no way I'm going
Speaker 6: there's on a first date.
Speaker 1: I'm thinking, there's no way a woman can eat a
Speaker 1: whole tomahawks.
Speaker 6: Well, this could just be a test, Like she wants
Speaker 6: to see how you react.
Speaker 4: How'd you react?
Speaker 6: I said, sure, done, it's already booked next Monday, there
Speaker 6: six the clock.
Speaker 3: Oh isn't it kind of the thing that you don't
Speaker 3: want to go that fancy on the first I wonder
Speaker 3: if you failed the test by saying sure, why?
Speaker 5: I love that.
Speaker 4: Place, But I'm going to take you to this other
Speaker 4: stage first. We're so jaded. We think every question is
Speaker 4: definitely a test, and that there's the right way to
Speaker 4: do this and the wrong way to.
Speaker 2: Do He's on the phone with us, so we might
Speaker 2: be right.
Speaker 6: I mean, she was very excited. We meet there, okay,
Speaker 6: and it's closed.
Speaker 2: It's closed.
Speaker 3: Oh, I bet you're so happy.
Speaker 1: Is that why you suggested Monday?
Speaker 6: And you're thinking what I was thinking? So I chose
Speaker 6: the one day out of the league that I knew
Speaker 6: it wasn't going to be open.
Speaker 4: Oh you did do.
Speaker 2: It on purpose. That's smart, that genius level. Darn it,
Speaker 2: but you kind of look like an idiot.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but he saved a bunch of money.
Speaker 6: I mean, yeah, she was shocked, and now didn't you
Speaker 6: make reservations? And I just have to play dumb?
Speaker 2: Oh was that believable?
Speaker 1: You played dumb?
Speaker 6: I mean I just blamed it on the restaurant. They
Speaker 6: just must have screwed up or something.
Speaker 2: Work on us.
Speaker 3: But we said she's entitled, so I don't know that.
Speaker 4: But the customer is always right, So as the customer.
Speaker 1: Restaurant, right, Yeah, I mean you you obviously had a
Speaker 1: plan be prepared because you knew that this was going
Speaker 1: to happen.
Speaker 2: So where did you actually take her?
Speaker 6: I ended up just like taking her to this high
Speaker 6: end food court, I mean in a nearby building.
Speaker 2: What's a high end.
Speaker 6: You know, like not like a food course that has
Speaker 6: like subway, Its just like more high end food.
Speaker 4: Okay, I think we do have one of these in
Speaker 4: the mall in the nice part of town.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like local restaurants and artisans.
Speaker 5: Are you saying it like that?
Speaker 3: I love getting girled cheese from there.
Speaker 4: I know, I know, I'm a huge fan of that place.
Speaker 1: She's all dressed up for a high end steakhouse and
Speaker 1: now she's in a food court.
Speaker 4: But now she gets to know the real you, and
Speaker 4: that must have been a good thing.
Speaker 6: I don't know if that was enough. She's not calling
Speaker 6: me back.
Speaker 2: Oh man, how did you guys end the date?
Speaker 4: Ask a good question.
Speaker 6: She looked at me and said, well, I thought we
Speaker 6: were going to get Tomahawks.
Speaker 2: He didn't get over it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, and then you paid with a non platinum
Speaker 4: credit card.
Speaker 5: I'm assuming yeah, I just paid.
Speaker 6: It was like a normal card. I don't think she
Speaker 6: even noticed. But like, she's definitely a type of woman
Speaker 6: who probably gets like fifty Like to day, my guys on.
Speaker 4: This really pretty okay.
Speaker 1: We should pretend we're like a high end service calling
Speaker 1: to help her that you spend a lot of money.
Speaker 5: On, could you guys?
Speaker 4: I mean yeah, I mean I think.
Speaker 2: It's kind of obvious.
Speaker 1: We're free when you listen to usment bankers.
Speaker 4: We're calling because we hear you're rich and we want
Speaker 4: to help you with your money. Yeah, that'll be super believable.
Speaker 2: We're still trying to get a date to be a character.
Speaker 4: I am curious though, the way you're describing or seems
Speaker 4: very high maintenance, very demanding and needy. If she's like that,
Speaker 4: what makes you want to date her so badly?
Speaker 6: I mean, I don't mind the feisty, the high maintenance, Like,
Speaker 6: she's just also really beautiful, So like, I kind of
Speaker 6: know what I'm getting myself in.
Speaker 2: But how are you going to keep up something expensive?
Speaker 6: I'll just beat booking restaurants that are closed on Monday.
Speaker 2: Oh, your favorite date night.
Speaker 4: A lifetime of happiness? That sounds like. But we'll try
Speaker 4: and get a hold of her when we come back,
Speaker 4: call this Cillieste and set her up with the man
Speaker 4: of her dreams when we do your second date update
Speaker 4: coming up right after this hold on.
Speaker 1: Man Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning Second date update.
Speaker 4: If you're just joining us, our listener, Zeke just finessed
Speaker 4: his way into a first date with a self described
Speaker 4: entitled woman named Chillest. Yeah, she's like the chilliest, but
Speaker 4: she suggested that they go eat Tomahawk's steaks together at
Speaker 4: the fanciest restaurant in.
Speaker 2: Town, And so did he talk sense into her?
Speaker 4: Absolutely not, that's right. Zeke said, sure, let's do it
Speaker 4: and told her he booked a reservation, which makes sense.
Speaker 4: Usually it takes months to get it in those places.
Speaker 4: When he was like, oh, I booked, I was like.
Speaker 2: Oh, but his hack is kind of genius because.
Speaker 4: They showed up on the one day when that restaurant
Speaker 4: was closed. How did that happen? Did he do that
Speaker 4: on purpose? Yes, one hundred he did. And he also
Speaker 4: pivoted then to a high end food court, which was
Speaker 4: much more in his price range. But now he's not
Speaker 4: getting a call back.
Speaker 1: So she ended the day asking about the Tomahawks, still disappointed.
Speaker 4: Did she figure out the whole plan? Did she find
Speaker 4: somebody else to go buy her Tomahawks steaks? Of course
Speaker 4: she did, I'm sure. But Zeke's still holding out hope
Speaker 4: that maybe he can get a second chance.
Speaker 6: How you feeling, Zeke, I mean, I'm feeling pretty confident.
Speaker 6: I hope that my personality was enough.
Speaker 4: Honestly, Well, it hasn't been so far. Yeah, but I
Speaker 4: do like the optimism.
Speaker 1: I just don't think that personality is what she's searching for.
Speaker 2: I could be wrong. I mean, maybe we can convince
Speaker 2: her that's a good way to go we.
Speaker 4: Hope Brook's wrong.
Speaker 6: I'm going to keep my hopes high for No.
Speaker 4: Okay, you really probably shouldn't do that, because it's going
Speaker 4: to hurt when she says she's looking for a sixty
Speaker 4: ounce steak out of this. But yeah, let's find out.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna dial cilless number. Let's see if she actually answers.
Speaker 4: The phone in.
Speaker 6: Here get tingled.
Speaker 4: Oh oh, all right, we're gonna put you on mute.
Speaker 4: Then yeah, I want to I don't want to hear it,
Speaker 4: but yeah, let's talk to Chillist and see what happens
Speaker 4: here we go. Hello, Hey, is this Chilliste. Hey we're
Speaker 4: a radio show. We're called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 4: Thank you for answering. Yeah, Hi, good morning.
Speaker 5: Did I win something or what?
Speaker 1: People always ask that because that's usually what radio stations call.
Speaker 4: Just want stuff from us?
Speaker 1: Okay, No, if we had the budget, that would be great.
Speaker 4: But we might have something even better to offer you
Speaker 4: a chance to meet up one more time with one
Speaker 4: of our listeners, a great guy that we've spoken to
Speaker 4: named Zeke oh Man.
Speaker 5: That's what this is about.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is called.
Speaker 4: A second date update. We're trying to help Zeke figure
Speaker 4: out why the you two haven't met up a second time.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I've heard of this type of thing before.
Speaker 4: Okay, Yeah, we heard.
Speaker 1: About the steakhouse mishap where gosh it was closed mishap?
Speaker 5: Is that what he said? He called it a mishap?
Speaker 2: I mean, what would you call it?
Speaker 5: Yeah, well I looked it up later and it said
Speaker 5: the restaurant was closed on that day, So it wasn't
Speaker 5: a mishap.
Speaker 2: Oh well, then, I mean it was a mistake.
Speaker 5: Look, he took me the restaurant it was closed, and
Speaker 5: then he ends up taking me to some food court
Speaker 5: that he keeps telling me is this high end food court,
Speaker 5: which there's no such thing, by the way, And I'm sorry.
Speaker 5: If a place has Mexican sushi, I mean, I don't
Speaker 5: even know. I don't know what that is.
Speaker 4: That's what we call fusion. Sounds really good.
Speaker 2: Actually, I would take some.
Speaker 4: Some carnitas inside of a sushi sushi form.
Speaker 5: Yeah, not good. Let me just say it was not good.
Speaker 4: You were okay, So the food wasn't great, But what
Speaker 4: about his sparkling personality that must have won you over
Speaker 4: in some way?
Speaker 5: I mean, the moment I was in a food court,
Speaker 5: I was like half listening to him, So I don't
Speaker 5: I'm a shining personality. I couldn't see pass. Like the
Speaker 5: disappointment and the whole thing just felt weird, and I
Speaker 5: was suspicious of the whole thing. So, I mean, it
Speaker 5: just nothing was nothing was right.
Speaker 2: Why were you suspicious?
Speaker 5: It just seemed convenient that we have this like wonderful
Speaker 5: reservation and then the place is closed, like if he'd
Speaker 5: made a reservation, they would tell us. And then I
Speaker 5: called the next day and that's when I found out
Speaker 5: that they were already closed into that day.
Speaker 1: Wait, so you called and kept investigating whether or not
Speaker 1: what faked the reservation?
Speaker 2: Is that what you're saying?
Speaker 5: Absolutely? Because you know he said it was a mistake.
Speaker 5: So I called them to see if there was any
Speaker 5: other day with his name on the reservation or a
Speaker 5: mistake that they could have made. And there was absolute
Speaker 5: no record of his name and the system at all.
Speaker 5: I mean, he totally lied. He's such a cheap ass,
Speaker 5: I know it.
Speaker 2: Wait wait, WHOA.
Speaker 1: I thought you were going to be upset about the lie,
Speaker 1: but you're upset about the cheap part of it.
Speaker 5: No, I know why he lied. He lied because he
Speaker 5: didn't want to have to pay for anything.
Speaker 4: It sounds like the nicest restaurant in the city.
Speaker 5: Oh so you say it's okay that he lied about it,
Speaker 5: then no, no, right.
Speaker 4: We're just saying what happened to the good old days
Speaker 4: of women just taking a man at his word and
Speaker 4: not questioning everything that he did in the motives behind it, right, Brooke, No.
Speaker 1: Lie, that was the grossest statement. I'm sorry, pretty outlandish thing.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry. I don't know why men are considered trustworthy
Speaker 4: these days, especially when we have them waiting on the
Speaker 4: other line, listening in on these phone calls waiting to talk.
Speaker 4: Wait what yeah, yeah, that's oh god kind of how
Speaker 4: this works. Because Zeke is on the phone right now.
Speaker 1: I think I'm here when you come in with some confidence, Zeke, Yeah.
Speaker 5: Exactly, didn't I hear he works again, It's not nice
Speaker 5: to hear your voice. I don't know why we're on
Speaker 5: here right now. I think it was pretty obvious. But
Speaker 5: my thoughts were on our on our last date.
Speaker 6: Okay, I mean, I like you, and I like your vibe,
Speaker 6: and I wanted to be with you because of that.
Speaker 6: I just I felt like it was just too much
Speaker 6: for a first date and if I said that, you
Speaker 6: wouldn't have gone out with me.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well, of course I'm awesome and I'm gorgeous and
Speaker 5: I deserve all of that. So you're right, I would
Speaker 5: not have gone out with you had you been honest
Speaker 5: with me and just said that we weren't going to
Speaker 5: go to that restaurant.
Speaker 4: So hold on, you're saying that if he said, I'm sorry,
Speaker 4: I can't afford a seven hundred dollars steak, that would
Speaker 4: have been like a turn off for you.
Speaker 2: He didn't even say that. He just said that's too
Speaker 2: much for a first date.
Speaker 5: He didn't tell me that ahead of time. He's telling
Speaker 5: us that now after he'd already lied.
Speaker 4: So oh god. So it's a small problem of timing,
Speaker 4: is what we're having.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and I kind of just wanted you to get
Speaker 6: to know the realm met you know, like I thought you.
Speaker 5: That, well, you know, the real you is broke and
Speaker 5: I don't like that.
Speaker 4: Okay, Well that's so that's not true.
Speaker 6: I make above the average meeting salary for a man age.
Speaker 5: You know, you have some Mexican sushi with other men,
Speaker 5: because you're not going to attract any like high value
Speaker 5: woman with you know, a bait and switch game.
Speaker 1: I would actually argue to us that a high value
Speaker 1: woman is someone who looks beyond whatever the economic situation is,
Speaker 1: into a person's potential and their personality.
Speaker 4: Oh god, I.
Speaker 5: Grew the second half.
Speaker 4: So what I said was bad. That was horrible.
Speaker 5: That's really sweet that you think that way. But we
Speaker 5: have to give ourselves a leg up, like, we have
Speaker 5: to take our standards up higher, because otherwise we're just
Speaker 5: gonna get stuck with like people who drag us down.
Speaker 2: Why can't you just make the money.
Speaker 5: I do make money.
Speaker 1: There you go, okay, so you take him out to
Speaker 1: Tomahawk Stakes.
Speaker 2: You know you'd be the sugar mom or whatever.
Speaker 4: Wouldn't do that herself in her own dating life, but
Speaker 4: everybody else Definitely.
Speaker 1: I never dated someone who made more money than me,
Speaker 1: and that was true when I was making seventeen grads.
Speaker 4: Well, it's financially impossible to make more money than you, Brooks.
Speaker 2: I was taking seventeen thousand dollars a year. I was
Speaker 2: still dating, so we make seventeen.
Speaker 4: Kays bragger anyway, chill us, listen. I apologize on behalf
Speaker 4: of my co host coming after you and your high
Speaker 4: standards for what women deserve. But speaking to Zeke, I think, Zeke,
Speaker 4: what she's looking for is like a full admission of guilt.
Speaker 4: You messed up, like a total apology.
Speaker 2: Really, I think she's just looking for a bank statement.
Speaker 4: Well that's secondary. If you had that too, that'd be great.
Speaker 5: Honestly, I'm just trying to get off the phone at
Speaker 5: this point.
Speaker 4: Okay, but just give Zeke one last chance to state
Speaker 4: his point.
Speaker 6: What if I did apologize, and what if what if
Speaker 6: I actually did take you to dinner there for real,
Speaker 6: like and then these guys will.
Speaker 5: Pay for it?
Speaker 6: What wait?
Speaker 5: Wait?
Speaker 2: Wait what we didn't say that it was a radio budget.
Speaker 6: Ye, my friend, No, I thought you guys like you
Speaker 6: that's your whole like game, like you guys pay for
Speaker 6: like the dates.
Speaker 4: Yeah, maybe at like a red Robin, but not like
Speaker 4: the most expensive steakhouse in the entire city. Yet we
Speaker 4: don't even go to that place. You want to do?
Speaker 2: I hot breakfast. Her dinner's always fun.
Speaker 5: Besides, Zeke, I want you to pay for it yourself
Speaker 5: like a man should.
Speaker 2: And that's right, Zeke. Yeah, I've actually agreed with her.
Speaker 4: Now we all want you to feel it. Zeke.
Speaker 5: I'll give you my address right now, and you can
Speaker 5: door dash a tomahawk to me tonight and then maybe
Speaker 5: I'll consider giving you a chance.
Speaker 4: Wow, the doors cracked back open for you, Zeke, this
Speaker 4: is your chance.
Speaker 6: I mean I would, but I already looked at all
Speaker 6: the places that sell those and they're like closed right now.
Speaker 1: Oh yo, I heard that too, every single place.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I just looked.
Speaker 5: I just looked.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's the reverse of last time.
Speaker 5: Guy. This is the same story he just broke. That's it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but have you tried the Applebee's egg rolls, because
Speaker 1: we heard those were good.
Speaker 4: High end Okay, the highest we goes cheesecake factory.
Speaker 5: What do you say, I say, I have to go.
Speaker 6: I'm gone.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: I thought.
Speaker 6: Thank you guys.
Speaker 4: I mean, well, now we know you just got to
Speaker 4: stay in your lane. Buddy. Is that the bustling Mexican sushi? Yeah,
Speaker 4: it's a food court. Yeah, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4: You know, Zeke's probably in his twenties right now, but
Speaker 4: I feel like down the road, when he's eighty or ninety,
Speaker 4: he's going to look back on this and appreciate that
Speaker 4: he just got the opportunity to go on one date
Speaker 4: with an entitled woman at a food court. Not a
Speaker 4: lot of people can say that, you know.
Speaker 6: I bet they looked out of place, like she's dulled
Speaker 6: up ready to go to the nicest restaurant.
Speaker 4: Oh, I'm sure beautiful.
Speaker 6: He said.
Speaker 1: We didn't even ask him if he dressed up for
Speaker 1: the occasion, since he didn't he knew he wasn't going
Speaker 1: to the state.
Speaker 2: I don't know whatever I mean, Like there was so
Speaker 2: much other stuff going.
Speaker 4: On he could afford even a colored shirt. I do
Speaker 4: have a feeling this was the peak of his dating life.
Speaker 4: Oh no, this is the best he's gonna do, And
Speaker 4: now he's going to have to learn how to settle
Speaker 4: for a woman who just appreciates him for who he is.
Speaker 4: Enjoy your spiral down into normalness. I feel terrible for him,
Speaker 4: but that doesn't have to be your story. We can
Speaker 4: help you gate way above your means. Yeah, by reaching
Speaker 4: out to the show, and we'll call that person who's
Speaker 4: not calling you back.
Speaker 1: Remember how we just set expectations too high for being
Speaker 1: able to afford a tomahawk for people's dinner.
Speaker 4: Never quit on your dream. We can get you rejected.
Speaker 4: That's brooking Jeffrey in the morning,