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Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or calm away. All right, it's time

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Speaker 1: for your phone tap. And today I call a guy

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Speaker 1: whose car got stolen. It's been over a week now,

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Speaker 1: and usually in these situations, if the police are going

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Speaker 1: to find it, they'll call within seventy two hours. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so at this point he's almost given up hope, right,

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Speaker 1: Oh no, but that's when I come in, oh no,

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Speaker 1: to let him know not only has his car been found. Okay,

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Speaker 1: that's great, but there's a special surprise inside waiting for him.

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Speaker 1: I have a feeling that's not great. Yeah. I don't

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Speaker 1: think it's going to be gett either. I don't know

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Speaker 1: why he's not amused by what I tell him. I

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Speaker 1: think it's pretty awesome though. It's your phone tap right now.

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Speaker 1: It's on the twenties. I'm five. Hello, all right, this

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Speaker 1: is Officer Jenkins from this police department. I'm looking to

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Speaker 1: speak with Sam's. Yeah, this is him. I just wanted

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Speaker 1: to call to inform you that we have found your

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Speaker 1: stolen automobile. Oh you guys find my car? Yep? It

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Speaker 1: was across town. We found it near a freeway underpass.

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Speaker 1: Oh thank god, I thought it was gone forever. Man.

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Speaker 1: Someone stole out like a week ago. Yep. One of

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Speaker 1: my guys ran the plates on it came back that

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Speaker 1: it was stolen. So we called you, okay, all right,

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Speaker 1: Like where is it? I can't I just like come

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Speaker 1: pick it up or what? Well, here's the situation. When

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Speaker 1: we found it, a couple was living in it and

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Speaker 1: they'd been there for the past week. How do you serious? Yep.

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Speaker 1: It's not as uncommon as you'd think, though. We actually

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Speaker 1: see this a lot. Okay, So, like, what happens now?

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Speaker 1: You guys kicked them? All right? Uh? Not exactly. Here

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Speaker 1: here's the situation. There's a city ordinance that's in the books.

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Speaker 1: Not a lot of people know about it. But because

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Speaker 1: your car was turned into a home after seven days

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Speaker 1: of residency, occupants have squatters rights on it. What does

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Speaker 1: it even mean? It means legally in our city, it's

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Speaker 1: not your car anymore. It's actually a mobile apartment. It's

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Speaker 1: a four door car, Like, what are you? What are

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Speaker 1: you even talking about? Correction, it's a four door apartment. Now,

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Speaker 1: it's not a department. It's a car just because they're

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Speaker 1: leaping in it. It's not a house now, look sir,

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Speaker 1: I'm just trying to deliver the news for you as

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Speaker 1: straight as I want news. You're basically telling me that

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Speaker 1: someone stole my car and now living in it, and

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Speaker 1: you're not going to do about it. Unfortunately, if we

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Speaker 1: would have found your vehicle yesterday, then I could have

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Speaker 1: done something because that would have been before the seven

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Speaker 1: day window. But yeah, this point, there's not a lot

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Speaker 1: that I can do. Dude, this is like, so what

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Speaker 1: am I supposed to get a new car? Now? I

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Speaker 1: know this is very shocking to hear, but I spoke

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Speaker 1: directly with the couple and they feel horrible about how

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Speaker 1: this is played out for you. Oh, they feel bad

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Speaker 1: for me. Why don't they get out of my car? Then?

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Speaker 1: Like it's a simple solution. They feel so bad they

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Speaker 1: could just leave. Well, look, they don't want you to

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Speaker 1: lose your car like this and not get anything for it.

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Speaker 1: So what are they going to do? Well, they've generously

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Speaker 1: offered to pay rent so that they can stay there

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Speaker 1: until they move into a different car. Kidding me, No,

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Speaker 1: I'm not kidding. No, they can't pay rent on my car.

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Speaker 1: It's not for sale. No, you're right, it's not for sale.

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Speaker 1: It's theirs. Now, you got so it's kind No, no, no,

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Speaker 1: I think they're being more generous than most people in

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Speaker 1: this situation would be. Are you kidding me? They stole

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Speaker 1: my car, and now you're saying that although being generous. No, sir, Again,

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Speaker 1: legally they did not steal it. But I can see

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Speaker 1: how you would think that. This is a I've ever

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Speaker 1: heard in my life. You're just saying that it's okay.

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Speaker 1: So so if I go steal somebody's car right now

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Speaker 1: and just keep it for seven days, it's my car now, No,

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Speaker 1: you have to live in it. There has to be

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Speaker 1: proof that you've lived there for the seven days. I

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Speaker 1: saw the couple has peted into your car. So, oh

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Speaker 1: my god, that is all the evidence that we need

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Speaker 1: to show that they've established residence. This is the dumbest

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Speaker 1: slot I've ever heard about it. This is bullshit. But sir, remember,

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Speaker 1: on the bright side, you're an instant landlord now, and

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Speaker 1: that's pretty cool. I actually making a joke out of this,

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Speaker 1: Like you're just sitting here being on casual about it,

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Speaker 1: like that's my car. Yeah, it is your car, and

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Speaker 1: as the landlord of that mobile apartment, it's your duty

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Speaker 1: to fix the ac like your tenants are requesting. I'm done.

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Speaker 1: I'm done. I'm calling I'm calling the police myself. This

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Speaker 1: is a bush. I can't deal with it if you

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Speaker 1: don't call the police. Okay, I'm not really a cop.

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Speaker 1: What the going on? My name's actually Jeffrey from the

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Speaker 1: radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. I'm doing

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Speaker 1: a phone tap on you. Oh my god. Yeah, it's

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Speaker 1: a joke. Your girlfriend, Molly said your car got stolen

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Speaker 1: and you're stressed out about it, so she wanted us

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Speaker 1: to give you a little laugh. So like, did Molly

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Speaker 1: like find my actual car or what? Actually, Molly is

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Speaker 1: the one that stole it, and she's taking up residence

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Speaker 1: in your mobile apartment too, So congrats, your your girlfriend's landlord.

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Speaker 1: You do the jokes over, man, I still need my car.

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