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Speaker 1: a phone tap, and today we're going to help someone

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Speaker 1: win a prank war. At least we're gonna try. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I like this. This has been going on all summer

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Speaker 1: long at a sleepaway camp, counselors versus camp directors, and

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Speaker 1: none of the kids know about this. But today we

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Speaker 1: call up one of the group leaders who thinks there's

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Speaker 1: no way anybody could get him. Oh my god, he's

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Speaker 1: been on his guard. But that doesn't always count when

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Speaker 1: it comes to a concerned parent who's calling in about

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Speaker 1: their son's dietary restrictions. I mean, you have to believe

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Speaker 1: that's legit. R. Well, it's not, and it's going to

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Speaker 1: be very clear when you hear it in your brand

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Speaker 1: new phone tap right now, Camp, This is Adam. Hey,

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Speaker 1: I was just transferred to you. Okay, how can I

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Speaker 1: help you? My name's Tony avocadus. My son, Henry's going

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Speaker 1: to your camp next week. You might see his name

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Speaker 1: on the list as avocados, but it's pronounced avocadus. Oh okay, well,

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Speaker 1: I'm looking forward to meeting him, mister avocados. No, it's avocadus,

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Speaker 1: not avocados. Oh, I'm sorry. That's that's the tricky one. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I know they're spelled similar, but the pronunciation is kind

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Speaker 1: of key. All right, avay, how can I help you?

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Speaker 1: I was looking through the camp materials that were sent

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Speaker 1: out to us, and it says here that if there's

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Speaker 1: any dietary restrictions, to let the camp know ahead of time. Okay, um,

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Speaker 1: is there something he can eat? Does he have any allergies? No,

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Speaker 1: it's actually the opposite. There's only one thing that Henry's

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Speaker 1: allowed to eat. Um, okay, what would that be? It's

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Speaker 1: an all organic, all natural protein bar from Southern rou

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Speaker 1: So it should cover all the meals for the day

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Speaker 1: for him. Can we make sure that happens? Okay, that's interesting.

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Speaker 1: I've never heard of that before. I mean you've probably

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Speaker 1: heard of the name before, though it's pretty popular. It's

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Speaker 1: called Nature's Anis. I can tell you that I've definitely

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Speaker 1: never heard of Nature's Anis before. Really, Nature's anis set

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Speaker 1: in the health aisle. I'll be sure to look for

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Speaker 1: it the next slepiso at the store. But no, I've

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Speaker 1: never heard of it. This is all he can eat?

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Speaker 1: You said, yeah, because our family practices vegalism. You've heard

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Speaker 1: of that. Sorry, vitalism, No vegali ismalism. Right, it's part

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Speaker 1: veganism and part eagles. I'm sorry. I'm just trying to

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Speaker 1: wrap my head around this right now. So are you

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Speaker 1: saying that you eat vegetables and eagles like the bird?

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Speaker 1: You actually eat eagles? No? Why why would we eat eagles?

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Speaker 1: We honor and respect them because their nature's cleanest bird,

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Speaker 1: they're majestic. Well, we're trying to mock me. I'm not

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Speaker 1: trying to mock you. You You just said you were a

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Speaker 1: vegalist and that it was part eagles. I'm just trying

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Speaker 1: to understand what part is the eagle. It's just what

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Speaker 1: it's called. That's what the diet is called. It's vegalism. Okay,

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Speaker 1: we eat vegan food and then we respect eagles. But

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Speaker 1: let's just can we just talk about Nature's Anis. Oh? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: the protein bars that I've never heard of. So the

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Speaker 1: nature part is pretty self explainatory, but the anus part

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Speaker 1: is an acronym. Oh yeah, I'm actually that makes more

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Speaker 1: sense to me now. Well, it stands for all natural

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Speaker 1: under soil. Okay. With how all the pesticides and the

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Speaker 1: toxins that they're putting into the air and in the farms,

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Speaker 1: you can't trust the food you get anymore. So we

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Speaker 1: only eat anus, okay nil in our family. You understand

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Speaker 1: what this sounds like, right? It seems well, here's the thing.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to mock you or your diet, or

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Speaker 1: your family and the way you raise your kids or anything,

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Speaker 1: but I don't feel comfortable by constantly having this discussion

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Speaker 1: at a camp four children. So if you did maybe

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Speaker 1: like toned down what sounds like double entendre you're thrown

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Speaker 1: at me right now. I'm just trying to give you

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Speaker 1: a heads up on what my son's dietary restrictions are

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Speaker 1: and make sure you give Henry all the anus that

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Speaker 1: he wants. See, it's when you say it like that,

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Speaker 1: can you just say protein bar from now on? To

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Speaker 1: be very uncomfort If you could just focus and try

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Speaker 1: and help me with my son, who I'm paying a

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Speaker 1: lot of money to send to your camp. Yes, and

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Speaker 1: I am looking forward to meeting him, and I'm looking

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Speaker 1: forward to created wonderful memories with him. But I hope

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Speaker 1: none of these memories are of us constantly telling him

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Speaker 1: to come and eat anis. This is stereotypical. They're always

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Speaker 1: trying to bring the vehicles down because of our vocabulary.

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Speaker 1: I'm not trying to bring you down. I'm happy to

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Speaker 1: feed him whatever you want. We don't carry Nature's anus.

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Speaker 1: I'll use your own terminology here, But I just want

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Speaker 1: you to do you understand? Like, do you see how

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Speaker 1: weird it sounds when I say it? I feel discussed?

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Speaker 1: And right now, Adam, I'm just following what your co

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Speaker 1: camp director Beth said to do. She said to say

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Speaker 1: anis to you, So I'm saying it. Wait. Did you

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Speaker 1: just say, Beth? Yeah, your co camp director Beth. Oh,

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Speaker 1: she's a huge fan of Nature's Anis. Wait, and she

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Speaker 1: wants you to get on board. What is going on

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Speaker 1: right now? My name's Jeff from the radio show Brook

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Speaker 1: and Jeffrey. In the morning. We're doing a phone tap

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Speaker 1: on you. Yeah, I talked to Bet. She said there's

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Speaker 1: been a big prank war going on between all the

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Speaker 1: counselors at camp recently, and so she asked us for

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Speaker 1: help getting you jokes on you. You didn't get me.

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Speaker 1: I knew from the very beginning nature's anus wasn't a

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Speaker 1: real thing, so had to break it to you, man.

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Speaker 1: But it is a real thing, and all the beagles

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Speaker 1: everywhere are going to be coming after you after this,

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Speaker 1: braded on beagles. I'll take all of you, right, all

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Speaker 1: three or whatever the week up every morning with phone

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Speaker 1: taps weekday mornings on the twenties two point five