WEBVTT - Our Bicentennial 0:00:00.080 --> 0:00:04.560 Yeah, are you rolling? Yeah? Oh sorry, I. 0:00:04.680 --> 0:00:10.240 Know you guys who like to eat cereal makes them 0:00:10.240 --> 0:00:11.080 come please. 0:00:13.039 --> 0:00:13.920 There's no cereal. 0:00:14.080 --> 0:00:15.760 They can't acquire. 0:00:17.560 --> 0:00:17.639 Some. 0:00:17.960 --> 0:00:20.120 Not, I'll get some retired. 0:00:22.079 --> 0:00:26.840 Sal star. 0:00:30.720 --> 0:00:35.519 Star start. 0:00:41.360 --> 0:00:41.479 Hi. 0:00:43.920 --> 0:00:47.160 Hi, hey, Hi, wake it up, sister, I'm here. 0:00:47.640 --> 0:00:50.040 Welcome to Serial Killers. Hi. What's the matter? 0:00:50.280 --> 0:00:52.160 My ears just really warm for some reason? 0:00:52.159 --> 0:00:52.800 Guess what? What? 0:00:58.280 --> 0:00:58.960 Everything? Okay? 0:01:00.240 --> 0:01:02.360 Do you think we set the fire alarm off? Cheese? 0:01:02.400 --> 0:01:05.240 I wanted? These fireworks suck? 0:01:06.080 --> 0:01:07.000 No, no, these aren't great. 0:01:07.440 --> 0:01:14.840 These are terrible sound effects. That one's called Mondo fireworks. Seriously, 0:01:14.880 --> 0:01:18.440 what's going on? This sucks? Anyway? Welcome to Serial Killers. 0:01:18.680 --> 0:01:21.119 It's episode two hundred Andrew. Congratulations. 0:01:21.200 --> 0:01:23.160 I feel like this is your perfect time to play 0:01:23.200 --> 0:01:26.720 like the Royalty one, like done. 0:01:26.080 --> 0:01:27.560 The fan fair that's called fan fair. 0:01:27.600 --> 0:01:28.360 Yeah, yeah, play that. 0:01:28.520 --> 0:01:32.319 Okay, I'm gonna go find fan fair. Find fan Fair please, 0:01:33.000 --> 0:01:35.840 I would like that. You know. It's like you pointed out, though, 0:01:36.480 --> 0:01:38.920 even though okay, well you know what here you see 0:01:38.920 --> 0:01:41.560 I don't know which one though. There's so many. Oh god, 0:01:46.520 --> 0:01:47.480 but it's cheesy. 0:01:47.520 --> 0:01:50.480 It's corny. It feels like a seventies or eighties game show. 0:01:50.640 --> 0:01:53.120 Sure, why not Okay, so it's episode two hundred, even 0:01:53.120 --> 0:01:55.720 though technically it's probably episode two fifteen or two twenty 0:01:55.880 --> 0:01:58.560 the weird I don't know, but by the numbers as 0:01:58.640 --> 0:02:02.160 a regular episode now bonus not whatever, it's our two 0:02:02.240 --> 0:02:07.520 hundredth episode. So congratulations to us, I guess. And that's 0:02:07.760 --> 0:02:10.080 pretty much all we had planned. Yeah, so this is 0:02:10.120 --> 0:02:13.079 Serial Killers. It's the podcast where we talk about cereal 0:02:13.160 --> 0:02:14.639 after we eat it and we let you know whether 0:02:14.680 --> 0:02:17.280 you should or not. Oh did I stopped, like in 0:02:17.360 --> 0:02:20.239 the middle of a sentence? Right? That was? I stopped 0:02:20.240 --> 0:02:21.679 that on an upbeat instead of it down. 0:02:22.680 --> 0:02:24.560 I'm so sorry. I feel like I just got whiplash. 0:02:24.600 --> 0:02:25.120 What's happening. 0:02:25.160 --> 0:02:27.320 It's where we think inside the box? It's Serial Killers? 0:02:27.400 --> 0:02:29.040 Oh okay, were you trying to make a joke there? 0:02:29.160 --> 0:02:30.880 No, I wasn't. I just stopped because I thought you 0:02:30.919 --> 0:02:31.680 were going to say something. 0:02:31.760 --> 0:02:33.359 Oh no, no, no, I have nothing to say. 0:02:33.400 --> 0:02:35.680 Okay, well, you know what, in honor of our two 0:02:35.760 --> 0:02:38.480 hundredth episode, this is going to be an all chocolate episode. 0:02:38.480 --> 0:02:41.440 How about that? Sure you like chocolate, Yeah, but you 0:02:41.440 --> 0:02:43.320 prefer vanilla, don't you. Uh? 0:02:43.360 --> 0:02:44.520 No, I like chocolate. 0:02:44.919 --> 0:02:48.320 All right, we'll go with the new chocolate cereal. First, Okay, great, 0:02:48.360 --> 0:02:50.400 did you know there was a new chocolate cereal? I 0:02:50.440 --> 0:02:52.400 had no idea either, did I till I went down 0:02:52.440 --> 0:02:54.720 the islet shop right and Scrunchy was pointing at it. 0:02:54.800 --> 0:02:58.120 Oh boy, so this is actually from Quaker, Andrew, it's 0:02:58.120 --> 0:03:00.239 not very often that a new Quaker cereal come around? 0:03:00.280 --> 0:03:01.920 Was the last time we heard a new Quaker cereal? 0:03:02.080 --> 0:03:03.480 I don't know when the last time we heard a 0:03:03.560 --> 0:03:04.600 Quaker cereal. 0:03:04.720 --> 0:03:05.840 It's been a minute, right. 0:03:05.760 --> 0:03:07.399 Yeah, my dad still wants to come on the show 0:03:07.440 --> 0:03:08.600 dressed up as the Quaker man. 0:03:09.280 --> 0:03:10.000 I think he can. 0:03:10.280 --> 0:03:11.760 Well, let's make it happen. 0:03:12.040 --> 0:03:16.200 And do you remember who the Quaker guy was, mister Oates. 0:03:16.440 --> 0:03:19.240 It's the right thing to do. Ah, yeah that guy? Yes. Well, 0:03:19.760 --> 0:03:21.560 and it was just his birthday. Somebody called me out 0:03:21.600 --> 0:03:25.080 because I did not wish Wilford Brimley a very happy 0:03:25.120 --> 0:03:26.400 birthday on our last episode. 0:03:26.400 --> 0:03:28.800 All right, p Wilford forever in our hearts? 0:03:28.880 --> 0:03:32.280 Yes, So anyway, it's new from Quaker. It's pro. I'm 0:03:32.280 --> 0:03:37.000 sorry it's a little boring. It's protein, granola, oats, chocolate 0:03:37.040 --> 0:03:37.960 and almonds. You know what? 0:03:38.040 --> 0:03:40.840 This is going to be good? I like Quaker granola. 0:03:41.320 --> 0:03:44.200 So I'm gonna like this. It's very heavy. Yeah, no, 0:03:44.320 --> 0:03:46.360 that's the thing. The yellow box that it comes in. 0:03:46.640 --> 0:03:50.680 That's like my favorite granola that's out right now. It's 0:03:50.680 --> 0:03:53.680 in a yellow box. It's all I can tell you. Okay, dense, 0:03:54.320 --> 0:03:57.000 it's a heavy box. They usually are very heavy. 0:03:57.080 --> 0:04:00.560 And again, this was something that I was host to do, 0:04:01.040 --> 0:04:03.640 and apparently I didn't do it. I thought I put 0:04:03.720 --> 0:04:05.920 CK in front of everything that was supposed to be 0:04:05.960 --> 0:04:09.960 like c K. But I can't find the shaking things again. 0:04:10.720 --> 0:04:13.680 You know, two of them expired. I'm gonna tell you 0:04:13.760 --> 0:04:15.640 that much. They're still in the system, but they expired 0:04:15.640 --> 0:04:16.960 and I can't see them anymore. 0:04:17.120 --> 0:04:18.239 I don't know what that means. 0:04:18.680 --> 0:04:22.440 This dumb thing the date is. I can't get to 0:04:22.480 --> 0:04:25.360 it anymore because technically it's an expired file. Does that 0:04:25.400 --> 0:04:27.880 make sense? So I have to try to put it 0:04:27.920 --> 0:04:29.760 back in again. Anyway, I'm gonna shake it a little bit, 0:04:29.760 --> 0:04:32.480 Scotty shake, yes, yes, yes, shake, shake, shake shake. Your 0:04:32.480 --> 0:04:35.520 cereal really blew it out of the house. You should 0:04:35.520 --> 0:04:35.760 have had a. 0:04:35.760 --> 0:04:36.520 Live band do that. 0:04:36.600 --> 0:04:40.839 Protein It oats chocolate almonds, naturally flavored with other natural 0:04:40.880 --> 0:04:43.800 flavors with thirty four grams of whole grains and ten 0:04:43.839 --> 0:04:46.680 grams of protein. It's a good source of fiber. Andrew, 0:04:46.839 --> 0:04:49.240 I'm say no more. I won't. 0:04:49.520 --> 0:04:53.479 I'm in okay. I feel like, do I have to 0:04:53.520 --> 0:04:54.520 answer that email? No? 0:04:54.720 --> 0:04:55.040 Not right. 0:04:55.080 --> 0:04:56.120 Now. 0:04:56.279 --> 0:04:58.800 Here's the thing. I don't see any chocolate. It's not 0:04:58.839 --> 0:05:01.560 really brown at all. Maybe there's some chocolate coating on it. 0:05:01.600 --> 0:05:03.039 I don't see any chocolate pieces. 0:05:03.160 --> 0:05:05.400 I'm excited for this one. I think I'm gonna like it. 0:05:05.440 --> 0:05:07.080 I have a feeling you'll be taking this box home. 0:05:07.440 --> 0:05:11.039 Uh No, I'm not a chocolate fan. Like cereal in 0:05:11.080 --> 0:05:13.360 the morning. It's like a cocoa puff that just feels 0:05:13.360 --> 0:05:13.839 like dessert. 0:05:15.200 --> 0:05:17.039 This is a revelation, Andrew, all of a sudden, coca 0:05:17.080 --> 0:05:17.800 puffs are dessert. 0:05:18.120 --> 0:05:20.680 No, No, I will eat that. That'll be a chocolate 0:05:20.720 --> 0:05:23.200 cereal I'll eat in the morning. But what I'm saying 0:05:23.279 --> 0:05:25.400 is if it's like a granola with chocolate chips in it, 0:05:25.760 --> 0:05:27.599 like that's that's just dessert. 0:05:27.640 --> 0:05:29.480 There's no chocolate chips in this. You're good. There's just 0:05:29.520 --> 0:05:31.040 slivered almonds, is all I see. 0:05:31.320 --> 0:05:32.839 So it's just chocolate coated granola. 0:05:32.880 --> 0:05:34.599 We're gonna find out in a second, there, pal. 0:05:35.120 --> 0:05:36.680 Because I need to hold my horses. 0:05:36.839 --> 0:05:38.520 There you go, ready. 0:05:39.440 --> 0:05:45.560 It smells nice. When do you think, hm hmm. 0:05:46.400 --> 0:05:47.920 There's pretty good to pack with protein. 0:05:48.640 --> 0:05:49.360 I'm a big fan. 0:05:49.880 --> 0:05:52.880 Little slivers of chocolate and make it better. But it's good. 0:05:53.120 --> 0:05:53.960 I like this a lot. 0:05:54.600 --> 0:05:57.120 They make the best granola, one of the best granolas. 0:05:57.600 --> 0:06:00.240 Hmm. I do show a slivered piece of chocol on 0:06:00.279 --> 0:06:03.400 the back, but that is just for illustration purposes. Only 0:06:03.800 --> 0:06:04.440 four balls. 0:06:04.640 --> 0:06:06.240 This gets four balls in a spoon from me. 0:06:06.400 --> 0:06:10.560 Yeah, I like it. That's really good. No, thanks, mister Quaker, 0:06:10.680 --> 0:06:14.400 Thank you, mister Quaker. Does he have a name, mister Oates? No, 0:06:14.920 --> 0:06:16.599 what you think Quaker Oates is his name? 0:06:17.080 --> 0:06:20.440 Yeah? No, maybe it's his last name, because it wasn't 0:06:20.480 --> 0:06:22.560 it like in the sixteen hundred. It's like the Quakers 0:06:22.600 --> 0:06:23.560 were people. 0:06:24.160 --> 0:06:27.240 There's a Quaker cemetery right out of my house, a 0:06:27.800 --> 0:06:29.200 Quaker meeting house road. 0:06:29.320 --> 0:06:31.360 Well, what I'm saying is maybe they refer to them 0:06:31.400 --> 0:06:34.000 by like, hey Quaker John, Hey Quaker Barb. 0:06:34.240 --> 0:06:37.880 Does the Quaker guy have a name. Let's see, does 0:06:37.880 --> 0:06:40.520 the Quaker oats guy have a name? Quaker Oats advertising 0:06:40.600 --> 0:06:43.080 dating back to nineteen oh nine, did indeed identify the 0:06:43.160 --> 0:06:47.599 Quaker man as William Penn? Huh? Okay, William Penn? Is 0:06:47.600 --> 0:06:48.640 that is that guy? 0:06:49.160 --> 0:06:49.520 Okay? 0:06:49.640 --> 0:06:52.080 Like, if you watch the Goldbergs, it's William Penn academy. 0:06:52.279 --> 0:06:54.080 Oh maybe he's a famous person. 0:06:54.160 --> 0:06:55.960 Maybe they like cereal in that school. I just spilled 0:06:56.000 --> 0:06:57.000 milk all over my phone. 0:06:57.040 --> 0:06:59.800 Oh that's great, that's gonna smell bad. Oh wait, so 0:06:59.839 --> 0:07:02.279 you on a new phone. No, I did not, You didn't. 0:07:02.240 --> 0:07:03.640 You know what? We can discuss that on the next 0:07:03.640 --> 0:07:06.719 Bowl chat. How about that? Oh okay, yeah, which already aired, 0:07:06.760 --> 0:07:09.800 so just close to the old one. This is so gross. 0:07:09.840 --> 0:07:11.240 You haven't recorded that one yet. 0:07:11.440 --> 0:07:13.640 Yeah, but it'll still air before this thing does. 0:07:13.720 --> 0:07:15.640 Yes, true, true, true? All right, so let's move on 0:07:15.680 --> 0:07:16.400 your old phone. 0:07:16.520 --> 0:07:16.720 What? 0:07:16.880 --> 0:07:17.960 Oh yeah, you still got a button? 0:07:18.000 --> 0:07:19.240 Yeah? Oh I love my button. 0:07:19.520 --> 0:07:21.200 Okay to ask any questions. 0:07:21.480 --> 0:07:23.880 So thanks again to Jamie Moon. But here's where I'm 0:07:23.960 --> 0:07:27.520 questioning something. So I looked at Jamie Moon's box and 0:07:28.320 --> 0:07:31.000 there's a multimele cereal in there that I could have 0:07:31.320 --> 0:07:35.640 sworn we did, and I'm shocked that we didn't. 0:07:35.840 --> 0:07:37.840 You need to go to Serial KILLERSPC dot com. 0:07:37.840 --> 0:07:40.680 Oh I went, okay, and I looked and it's not there, 0:07:40.800 --> 0:07:43.120 all right, But I don't understand. I feel like maybe 0:07:43.120 --> 0:07:45.200 we missed the episode or something. Let me go back 0:07:45.200 --> 0:07:46.080 to the box over here. 0:07:46.880 --> 0:07:47.960 I'm ready and. 0:07:48.040 --> 0:07:53.520 This is gonna be great. Coco Dino bites, oh peb 0:07:53.880 --> 0:07:57.480 they're literally coca pebbles because post makes maltimeal. 0:07:57.640 --> 0:07:59.560 That's so strange that we haven't done this. I would 0:07:59.560 --> 0:08:00.520 think that they should. 0:08:00.280 --> 0:08:02.480 Be right up our alleys, That's what I'm saying. So 0:08:02.760 --> 0:08:04.920 maybe I thought we did it all this time, and 0:08:04.920 --> 0:08:07.640 that's why I never bought it. You just fruity dino. 0:08:07.400 --> 0:08:10.040 Bytes, Yes, I remember those. But here's the weird thing. 0:08:10.280 --> 0:08:13.160 See this is that was back when we first started, 0:08:13.160 --> 0:08:15.400 and it was a bonus episode. So I don't even 0:08:15.440 --> 0:08:18.120 have it listed on my list of episodes. Other Scott 0:08:18.440 --> 0:08:20.560 got it somehow. So if you look at the pull 0:08:20.600 --> 0:08:23.240 down menu on Serial KILLERSPC dot com, yeah you'll see 0:08:23.240 --> 0:08:25.480 fruity Dino bytes. But I don't have it on our list, 0:08:25.520 --> 0:08:25.880 all right. 0:08:26.120 --> 0:08:29.160 Anyway, that's the beauty of Scott. We love you Newman. 0:08:29.400 --> 0:08:33.880 That's all behind the scenes stuff anyway. Yeah, oh my god, 0:08:33.880 --> 0:08:36.800 that's Coco pebbles. And here we go again with multimile. 0:08:36.840 --> 0:08:38.280 It's gonna spill all over the place because they have 0:08:38.320 --> 0:08:40.400 not perfected the poor in a bag. 0:08:40.520 --> 0:08:42.440 The bag really needs to be fixed. 0:08:43.120 --> 0:08:48.080 See everywhere Coco Dino bytes everywhere. 0:08:48.840 --> 0:08:52.200 Well, i'd say, make your mouth like a vacuum and 0:08:52.240 --> 0:08:56.520 then just you'll pull up old dust from when you 0:08:56.559 --> 0:08:57.680 first move into the studio. 0:08:57.760 --> 0:09:02.400 Have fingernails on the grime between the keys. Anyway, so 0:09:02.480 --> 0:09:04.640 you know that Coco Pebbles is always a five bowler 0:09:04.640 --> 0:09:06.760 for me, always, And seeing as this is made by 0:09:06.800 --> 0:09:09.800 the same company as Coca Pebbles, I have a feeling. 0:09:10.120 --> 0:09:11.320 But let's check it out. Anyway. 0:09:11.520 --> 0:09:13.160 Did I tell you that I got something to fix 0:09:13.240 --> 0:09:17.160 my patch? No, I am. I saw an Instagram ad 0:09:17.480 --> 0:09:19.840 and it has this like little regolar that has like 0:09:20.000 --> 0:09:21.040 needles on the end of it. 0:09:21.120 --> 0:09:22.760 Okay, and that sounds like it's gonna work great. 0:09:23.000 --> 0:09:26.120 Fingers crossed, hmmm hmm. 0:09:28.880 --> 0:09:32.920 Coco Pebbles so good. I cannot wait to drink this milk. 0:09:33.440 --> 0:09:37.880 Five balls, yum, five balls. But if I could give 0:09:37.880 --> 0:09:40.679 it more, I would, just because I love Coco pebbles. 0:09:41.280 --> 0:09:44.440 That's really good. Yeah, I'll give it five balls as well. 0:09:44.960 --> 0:09:46.600 That meant to add it to our Hall of Fame. 0:09:46.760 --> 0:09:50.319 Wow, this reminds me of Sleepway Camp so hard I 0:09:51.720 --> 0:09:53.160 I'll bulling milk all over. 0:09:53.559 --> 0:10:00.200 You need Jesus mm hmm. I'm so good. 0:10:00.600 --> 0:10:02.559 It really is. And you know what, I wouldn't want 0:10:02.559 --> 0:10:04.440 this with marshmallows. That would just be too much. 0:10:04.600 --> 0:10:07.199 Didn't they try and do that with cocoa pebbles. 0:10:06.800 --> 0:10:08.599 They had fruity pebbles, had marshmallows. 0:10:08.679 --> 0:10:10.520 Yeah, it just doesn't need it. It's a good cereal 0:10:10.559 --> 0:10:11.160 by itself. 0:10:11.600 --> 0:10:14.439 Oh, by the way, what do you know what today is? What? 0:10:14.840 --> 0:10:16.760 I don't know. I don't even know what it's called anymore. 0:10:16.920 --> 0:10:19.439 Indigenous People's Day, yeah, or Columbus Day. 0:10:19.480 --> 0:10:21.079 You're get in trouble for saying Columbus Day. Now I 0:10:21.080 --> 0:10:21.679 don't understand. 0:10:21.800 --> 0:10:25.160 So I think it's you acknowledge both and you just 0:10:25.200 --> 0:10:26.040 move on with your day. 0:10:26.320 --> 0:10:28.160 But whatever it is, you're mad because it's a holiday 0:10:28.160 --> 0:10:29.360 and we're releasing an episode. 0:10:29.440 --> 0:10:32.240 Well, no, a lot of people work like we're working today. Technically, well, 0:10:32.240 --> 0:10:32.959 we're only working. 0:10:32.760 --> 0:10:34.920 Today because people get angry if we take Columbus Day off. 0:10:34.960 --> 0:10:37.719 So here we are, Well, you know, tomato tomato. 0:10:37.440 --> 0:10:42.120 I guess nobody says nobody says tomato. Just FYI, So actually, yeah, 0:10:42.120 --> 0:10:44.880 British people, right, but this we're not in Britain, that's 0:10:44.920 --> 0:10:47.040 the thing. So that in Britain. 0:10:47.200 --> 0:10:50.160 No, but that we're not in Britainfore it can't be 0:10:50.200 --> 0:10:51.480 a thing because we're not in britt. 0:10:51.360 --> 0:10:52.720 I didn't say it can't be a thing. It just 0:10:52.720 --> 0:10:54.720 doesn't really make sense, you because no one says potato. 0:10:55.000 --> 0:10:56.120 No one says tomato here. 0:10:56.160 --> 0:10:58.360 Well maybe when people first got here and they had 0:10:58.400 --> 0:11:01.920 the weird trans continental accent, they did say things like that, You. 0:11:01.960 --> 0:11:03.280 Know what, why don't you just get in the lift 0:11:03.600 --> 0:11:04.360 and get out of here? 0:11:04.440 --> 0:11:06.040 Listen? I would love that, Are you kidding me? I 0:11:06.040 --> 0:11:09.160 love when people say lyft, or when they say they 0:11:09.160 --> 0:11:11.600 have a different word for apartments. 0:11:11.960 --> 0:11:13.040 Oh yeah, it's called a flat. 0:11:13.400 --> 0:11:15.800 Yes, I love that. And they always say you're going on. 0:11:15.800 --> 0:11:19.079 Holiday, that's right. Why I love ted Lasso. Can you 0:11:19.160 --> 0:11:22.000 make front of it? No, it's based there. It's in London, 0:11:22.080 --> 0:11:25.520 oh or wherever somewhere over there. Yeah, this was really good. 0:11:25.840 --> 0:11:27.400 I'm happy it made it to our Hall of Fame 0:11:27.880 --> 0:11:29.840 on our two hundredth episode. It's only fitting that we 0:11:29.840 --> 0:11:30.640 have a Hall of Famer. 0:11:30.960 --> 0:11:33.280 But is it automatically in there just because we're both 0:11:33.320 --> 0:11:33.760 five balls. 0:11:33.920 --> 0:11:36.000 Yes, that's how you get a five bowler or a 0:11:36.040 --> 0:11:36.880 Hall of Fame cereal. 0:11:36.920 --> 0:11:38.679 Hey, what do I know? I just run the show. 0:11:38.880 --> 0:11:42.400 Yeah yeah, push buttons. Here you go. Okay, So shall 0:11:42.440 --> 0:11:44.360 we go on to our next chocolate cereal? I need 0:11:44.400 --> 0:11:47.160 to eat more of this. I love the milk. At 0:11:47.160 --> 0:11:50.560 some point, maybe we should have a spoony for the 0:11:50.600 --> 0:11:51.679 best cereal milk. 0:11:52.240 --> 0:11:55.000 Ooh you know, but then we really need to start 0:11:55.000 --> 0:11:56.680 taking notes to remember these things. 0:11:56.840 --> 0:11:58.560 Oh, it's Coco Pebbles, hands down. 0:11:58.840 --> 0:12:01.760 Okay, so it just won the award bag. 0:12:02.040 --> 0:12:04.600 Yeah, sure, you taking it home? No? Oh, usually when 0:12:04.640 --> 0:12:05.880 you want to see things, you steal it. 0:12:06.040 --> 0:12:08.880 No, I just need to Okay, So this has whole Wow, 0:12:10.280 --> 0:12:14.079 this has twenty eight servings per container. God, one cup 0:12:14.200 --> 0:12:18.040 is one hundred and seventy calories, so it would be 0:12:18.160 --> 0:12:21.040 what one hundred and seventy times twenty eight? I can't 0:12:21.080 --> 0:12:22.120 even what's that number? 0:12:22.280 --> 0:12:23.480 Well I can say is that's the first time I 0:12:23.559 --> 0:12:26.679 finished an entire cup with the milk, probably in years. 0:12:27.040 --> 0:12:28.439 No, you've done it on the show before. 0:12:28.600 --> 0:12:30.840 Okay, So since we had Coco Pebbles, I guess which 0:12:30.840 --> 0:12:31.640 is a year and a half ago. 0:12:31.679 --> 0:12:34.200 Hold on, so one's seventy times twenty eight. 0:12:34.360 --> 0:12:37.640 While you're figuring that out, correct, what have you already 0:12:37.640 --> 0:12:38.320 eat this whole bag? 0:12:38.360 --> 0:12:39.760 It's almost five thousand calories? 0:12:39.800 --> 0:12:40.480 Who would do that? 0:12:40.840 --> 0:12:42.840 I don't know, like competitive eating people. 0:12:42.960 --> 0:12:45.240 Maybe we should send it to TLC and let those 0:12:45.280 --> 0:12:45.880 people eat it. 0:12:46.360 --> 0:12:48.320 What's the what six hundred pounds? 0:12:48.320 --> 0:12:51.240 Life people? Are you saying, yeah, that's one serving for them? 0:12:51.320 --> 0:12:53.439 No, I don't think so nobody could do that. You're 0:12:53.920 --> 0:12:55.520 Wilford Brimley up. 0:12:55.600 --> 0:12:58.520 If you're doing that, all right, well hold on, let 0:12:58.520 --> 0:12:59.880 me find it Andrew, because you know what, it's not 0:13:00.080 --> 0:13:01.240 labeled properly anymore. 0:13:01.559 --> 0:13:03.400 I'm almost done with this one myself, and let me 0:13:03.440 --> 0:13:05.600 tell you something I don't usually do that. 0:13:06.360 --> 0:13:10.760 Mm hmm it's this is not even here? What the hell? Man? 0:13:11.200 --> 0:13:14.000 Well, diabetes? All right, let's move on next cereal. 0:13:14.520 --> 0:13:17.160 Oh, here it is. It's in a different category, aabatus. 0:13:17.600 --> 0:13:20.720 All right, This was not going to be exciting at all, 0:13:20.760 --> 0:13:22.840 and I do apologize, but it's the only other chocolate 0:13:22.840 --> 0:13:26.720 when I currently have. Okay, when I was buying my MOLM, 0:13:27.360 --> 0:13:32.040 I found this at the checkout. Okay, it's another Ikia cereal. 0:13:32.280 --> 0:13:37.800 Oh fine, it's what that just sounds like a medicine 0:13:38.000 --> 0:13:41.880 high juterol use it if you have it's cocoa. Emusely, 0:13:42.480 --> 0:13:46.520 what's the what with berries arthritis? Yeah, judol see. No, 0:13:46.600 --> 0:13:48.520 this is weird because the last box we had did 0:13:48.559 --> 0:13:49.400 not say this. 0:13:49.400 --> 0:13:51.920 This is UT's certified look in the top corner right there. 0:13:52.280 --> 0:13:55.280 But like the pretzels, this is the potato chip company. 0:13:55.320 --> 0:13:56.840 Oh I know them as pretzels, right. 0:13:56.679 --> 0:14:00.559 Oh, pretzels, same thing. So I'm wondering if they ultimately 0:14:00.600 --> 0:14:02.880 made this, but probably not because it's his product of Germany. 0:14:03.520 --> 0:14:05.800 But if you go to Utz, go to Utz dot 0:14:05.880 --> 0:14:11.080 org ut z dot o RG buying UTZ certified coco 0:14:11.880 --> 0:14:15.360 a Kia supports sustainable cocoa farming. Yeah. I think one 0:14:15.400 --> 0:14:17.640 has nothing to do with the other uts dot organs 0:14:18.200 --> 0:14:20.800 the Rainforest Alliance, Yeah, uts dot organ uts dot com 0:14:20.920 --> 0:14:22.320 or probably two very different things. 0:14:22.520 --> 0:14:25.600 When you buy a coffee, cocoa, tea, or hazelnut product 0:14:26.960 --> 0:14:30.440 with the UTZ label, you help build a better future. 0:14:30.640 --> 0:14:33.080 Okay. It's kind of like when you go to hellotushy 0:14:33.160 --> 0:14:35.600 dot dot com to buy the bidet, but make a 0:14:35.640 --> 0:14:39.800 mistake and just go to tushy dot com. Very different websites. Yeah, 0:14:40.640 --> 0:14:41.280 oh yeah. 0:14:41.520 --> 0:14:46.120 That's also like a top top shops mail brand. It's 0:14:46.120 --> 0:14:46.920 called top Man. 0:14:47.280 --> 0:14:47.560 Uh huh. 0:14:48.000 --> 0:14:50.160 Don't don't go to Man on top No, No, just 0:14:50.600 --> 0:14:52.520 you need to I guess maybe have a hyphen of 0:14:52.520 --> 0:14:55.400 some sort. Otherwise you are led to a site that's 0:14:55.440 --> 0:14:56.920 not pleasing for the peepers. 0:14:56.920 --> 0:14:58.640 That's all the same. I mean it could be it's 0:14:58.680 --> 0:14:59.440 there for some people. 0:14:59.520 --> 0:15:00.680 Yeah, that's true. That's true. 0:15:01.120 --> 0:15:03.600 Anyway, my peepers were not ready for that. So this 0:15:03.640 --> 0:15:06.600 looks like another chocolate granola type cereal. They do call 0:15:06.640 --> 0:15:09.040 it museli, which is all those grains and stuff altogether. 0:15:09.840 --> 0:15:12.440 This one has whole raspberries, which is going to be 0:15:12.480 --> 0:15:18.400 great for your throat. Coconut and dehydrated strawberries. You're doing there, buddy. 0:15:18.560 --> 0:15:22.200 Sounds interesting, it does. The box is so plain, it 0:15:22.240 --> 0:15:25.040 almost looks like what they would use in a Sitcom's 0:15:25.480 --> 0:15:29.240 a cereal stock box of cereal. Oh god, this looks bad. 0:15:29.280 --> 0:15:31.560 It's a no frills box. Oh my god, my nose. 0:15:32.680 --> 0:15:34.200 It's like I have a It. 0:15:34.160 --> 0:15:36.120 Smells just like a special K with red berries. That's 0:15:36.120 --> 0:15:36.840 what it smells like. 0:15:36.920 --> 0:15:39.359 I'm sorry, but this does not look appetizing. 0:15:39.360 --> 0:15:41.760 It doesn't. When the milk hits it, it just goes everywhere. 0:15:42.480 --> 0:15:43.800 You ready, it looks nasty. 0:15:43.960 --> 0:15:45.920 Okay, well you know what looks maybe deceiving? 0:15:45.960 --> 0:15:48.560 Andrew, I don't know this One'm judging by a cover. 0:15:54.680 --> 0:16:06.920 What happened? I filled no al? Eh? The eh, the 0:16:07.080 --> 0:16:12.480 musee itself is very bland. Eh. It almost becomes pasty 0:16:12.520 --> 0:16:13.360 in your mouth. Eh. 0:16:13.800 --> 0:16:15.080 And the berries are sour. 0:16:15.600 --> 0:16:19.000 The raspberries are so tart. Oh, They're like sucking on 0:16:19.080 --> 0:16:19.520 a lemon. 0:16:21.200 --> 0:16:23.120 I hate that. 0:16:23.920 --> 0:16:24.960 Let me try the strawberries. 0:16:25.480 --> 0:16:26.920 No, don't try anything. 0:16:27.640 --> 0:16:28.680 This is not a good mix. 0:16:29.240 --> 0:16:33.720 That is absolute trash, garbage, trash dumpster. How do we 0:16:33.760 --> 0:16:36.560 go from a Hall of Famer to his u no bowler, 0:16:37.120 --> 0:16:39.280 Let's get to puke face, new Man, puke face. 0:16:39.360 --> 0:16:41.560 I'm sorry that we wrapped that. We wrapped up the 0:16:41.560 --> 0:16:44.080 two hundredth episode with crap that. 0:16:44.200 --> 0:16:49.080 Is awful that like, who puts berry? Would the berries 0:16:49.120 --> 0:16:52.120 taste tested? Because nobody would want that in a cereal 0:16:52.280 --> 0:16:52.640 I don't know. 0:16:52.800 --> 0:16:53.800 Oh, here I got this for you. 0:16:55.040 --> 0:16:56.640 Yes, the cereal Inferno. 0:16:56.680 --> 0:16:57.760 We brought it back just for the. 0:16:57.720 --> 0:16:58.880 Two hundredth episode. 0:16:59.520 --> 0:17:01.840 Yink. But I'm not gonna. I'm not throwing mine on 0:17:01.880 --> 0:17:03.680 the INFRONTO. I'm gonna give mine one bowl. 0:17:04.400 --> 0:17:06.720 They even have seeds like I have legit, Like when 0:17:06.720 --> 0:17:08.800 you eat a strawberry and sometimes you get the seed. 0:17:09.200 --> 0:17:11.359 I have a seed. Pop it around in my mouth 0:17:11.400 --> 0:17:11.840 right now. 0:17:12.160 --> 0:17:15.080 The mix of things in there, it's not the right mix. Now. 0:17:15.320 --> 0:17:17.720 Nothing would be good with those berries because let me 0:17:17.720 --> 0:17:19.399 tell you something, they're too damn tart. 0:17:19.840 --> 0:17:22.320 What is oligo fruit toast syrup? I mean I know 0:17:22.359 --> 0:17:24.639 that sugar, but I never heard of oligo o l 0:17:24.720 --> 0:17:25.800 I g oh, fructoast? 0:17:26.040 --> 0:17:28.800 Isn't ikea Norwegian? Could it be like ole? 0:17:28.880 --> 0:17:33.480