WEBVTT - Weirdhouse Cinema: The Battle for Endor

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to Stuff to Blow Your Mind, a production of iHeartRadio.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, welcome to Weird House Cinema. My name is Rob Lamb.

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<v Speaker 3>And I'm Joe McCormick. And today we're getting into that

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<v Speaker 3>Star Wars. That Star Wars gunk. I got a question.

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<v Speaker 3>We were sort of chatting about this before we hit

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<v Speaker 3>record today, and I feel like we've got to recreate

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<v Speaker 3>this moment. I was wondering, you remember when the Force

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<v Speaker 3>Awakens came out and there were some Star Wars fans

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<v Speaker 3>who were very angry about various things. One of the

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<v Speaker 3>things they see that some people were angry about was

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<v Speaker 3>that I believe the people who now owned the rights

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<v Speaker 3>to all the Lucas Star Wars properties had declared that

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<v Speaker 3>a bunch of extended universe stuff, so a lot of

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<v Speaker 3>the Star Wars books and all that was no longer canon.

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<v Speaker 3>It didn't really happen in the Star Wars universe. And

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<v Speaker 3>what I was, what I'm now wondering, is were they

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<v Speaker 3>also angry that the events of the Ewoks movies didn't happen?

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<v Speaker 3>Or were there people who were like just furious spamming

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<v Speaker 3>the internet with spoilers for the movie? Uh? Because like

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<v Speaker 3>Wilfred Brimley didn't really live in that hut in the woods,

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<v Speaker 3>and the like the the beaver teeth Ewok creature didn't

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<v Speaker 3>really run and fast forward and all that.

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<v Speaker 2>Teak you mean Teak, Joe Teak. Don't act like you

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<v Speaker 2>don't know Teak's name.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I was confused about Teak because it sounds in

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<v Speaker 3>the movie like they're calling him Teak. But when I

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<v Speaker 3>looked him up on the internet, people were calling him

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<v Speaker 3>things like Tege, like his name had a J in it.

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<v Speaker 3>So I'm very confused now. But you're right, my ears,

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<v Speaker 3>my ears heard Teak.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, well, yeah, he's Teaked to me. And I

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<v Speaker 2>guess that comes down to my feelings about canon when

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<v Speaker 2>Star Wars, which I think i've I've expressed here before,

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<v Speaker 2>is like I'm kind of like, build your own cannon,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, you know, for the purposes of enjoying it all,

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<v Speaker 2>Like just accept what you want and and you know,

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<v Speaker 2>be happy about it.

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<v Speaker 3>But I have to have a corporation tell me what

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<v Speaker 3>really happened in the Star Wars universe.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh, you know, I mean I can see where it's

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<v Speaker 2>valuable for storytelling purposes, and I understand why they they

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<v Speaker 2>did it when they took the multi tiered Lucas cannon

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<v Speaker 2>system where it's like, you know, a class cannon and

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<v Speaker 2>be like the film we're discussing today, I think was

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<v Speaker 2>technically C cannon, and instead Disney came in and just said,

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<v Speaker 2>all right, we got cannon and we got legends, and

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<v Speaker 2>canon is what is, you know, the official story that

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<v Speaker 2>we're building new stuff off off. But of course they

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<v Speaker 2>often go back into legends and draw things out, pick

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<v Speaker 2>out characters and events and weapons and things like that,

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<v Speaker 2>and bring them in, bring them back into the fold.

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<v Speaker 2>And so I mean, you know, so I feel like

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like there's not too much to get upset about.

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<v Speaker 2>But but I'm I try to be more easy going

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<v Speaker 2>with the Star Wars universe.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, obviously C and C canon stands for cool as hell,

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<v Speaker 3>because this movie is really really cool.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and it's fitting that we're recording this shortly before

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<v Speaker 2>Thanksgiving because after we picked it, I realized, oh, this

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<v Speaker 2>was the thing Like this came out like on Thanksgiving

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<v Speaker 2>or for the Thanksgiving holiday on ABC television back in

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<v Speaker 2>the eighties, back in nineteen eighty five. So really we're

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<v Speaker 2>partaking of a holiday tradition right now.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, So, once again, like last week with Boggy Creek

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<v Speaker 3>two and the legend continues, we're covering a sequel colon

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<v Speaker 3>subtitle film without covering the original. So the movie we're

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<v Speaker 3>talking about today is the made for TV Star Wars

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<v Speaker 3>movie Ewoks Colon The Battle for Indoor. But that's actually

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<v Speaker 3>a sequel to another Ewoks movie. I don't think I've

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<v Speaker 3>seen this other one.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean I can give you the very brief

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<v Speaker 2>rundown of the first one, Caravan of Courage, which came

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<v Speaker 2>out the year before eighty four on ABC Television around Thanksgiving,

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<v Speaker 2>and it had a pretty simple plot. Basically, it followed Sindel.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a little girl, the little like super blonde Shirley

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<v Speaker 2>Temple girl that is in both movies, followed her and

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<v Speaker 2>her family and their adventures after they crash landed on

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<v Speaker 2>the forest moon of Indoor. Indoor, for those of you

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<v Speaker 2>who don't remember, is of course, the pivotal location in

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<v Speaker 2>the second half of the Return of the Jedi. This

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<v Speaker 2>is where the Empire puts their shield generator to protect

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<v Speaker 2>the second Death Star that they're constructing.

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<v Speaker 3>Wait, sorry, so this is a moon, right, This is

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<v Speaker 3>not a planet. It's a moon of a planet.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, Yeah. Basically Indoor is a gas giant and this

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<v Speaker 2>is a habitable moon, like a like a Hella habitable moon.

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<v Speaker 2>It's lush. But anyway, they crashed there. I think there

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<v Speaker 2>has always been some confusion about whether these films take

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<v Speaker 2>place before or after Return of the Jedi. Like, I

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<v Speaker 2>think they're sort of supposed to be taking place before,

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<v Speaker 2>but then there are questions like, well, how does Wicket

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<v Speaker 2>already know English or basic or whatever you're calling it,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, or does he forget it and then have

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<v Speaker 2>to learn it again from Princess Leah. But at any rate,

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<v Speaker 2>on one end of the other a Return of the Jedi,

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<v Speaker 2>this occurs. They crash there. The the parents are kidnapped

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<v Speaker 2>by a giant creature called a gore Ox, which is

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<v Speaker 2>is actually something that that McCrory designed for Return of

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<v Speaker 2>the Jedi, but it didn't get used. It's like a

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<v Speaker 2>giant ogre thing.

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<v Speaker 3>So Corey, who we talked about in Boggy Creek. Wow, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>connections again, man.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>So, so basically, the Ewoks and the kids have to

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<v Speaker 2>go on a journey to save their parents from this monster.

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<v Speaker 2>They pull it off, and that's the movie. It's it's

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<v Speaker 2>it's fun. It's a fun little film. But that is

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<v Speaker 2>all you need to know for this one.

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<v Speaker 3>Now, if that is, if that is the Aliens of

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<v Speaker 3>the Ewoks canon. Battle for Indoor is the Alien three

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<v Speaker 3>of the Ewoks canon because it starts off basically killing

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<v Speaker 3>all of the beloved characters from the previous film.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, it does.

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<v Speaker 2>Like Base Basically, it starts off with the family hanging

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<v Speaker 2>out with the Ewoks, getting their their ship ready to

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<v Speaker 2>go so they can leave Indoor, and then a bunch

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<v Speaker 2>of marauders show up, these humanoid warlike creatures with battered

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<v Speaker 2>like just you know, their blasters are just held together

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<v Speaker 2>with like dirty gauze and dirt.

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<v Speaker 4>You know.

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<v Speaker 2>They come and they raid the village. They take Ewoks

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<v Speaker 2>and the human children hostage, and all of Sindell's family

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<v Speaker 2>except for her are killed by the marauders. So it's

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<v Speaker 2>just really a brutal start to a kid's movie.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you like Paul Gleeson? I hope not, because he

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<v Speaker 3>dies in the first few minutes.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and a centeray. Paul Gleeson didn't play the dad

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<v Speaker 2>in the first one, so he was cast in the role.

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<v Speaker 2>Paul Gleeson for those of you who don't remember, he

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<v Speaker 2>was the principal in The Breakfast Club.

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<v Speaker 4>That was like his big role.

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<v Speaker 2>He was in some other things too, but yeah, he's

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<v Speaker 2>in it for just a very short stretch and then

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<v Speaker 2>he's dead.

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<v Speaker 3>Classic jerk authority figure of eighties movies.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, but the.

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<v Speaker 3>Movie also, so the movie, it sort of begins like

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<v Speaker 3>Alien three, it kills all the beloved characters from the

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<v Speaker 3>previous film, but then it also sort of begins like

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<v Speaker 3>Conan the Barbarian, because it starts with basically space thulse doom,

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<v Speaker 3>just rating an Ewok village and then taking a bunch

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<v Speaker 3>of prisoners. It even some of the shots look kind

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<v Speaker 3>of similar, though in a slightly cheaper and less dramatic,

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<v Speaker 3>less Wagnerian way. I was thinking about how the the

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<v Speaker 3>bad guys in this. I like that the look of

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<v Speaker 3>them is kind of simultaneously like skeletal orangutan, but it's

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<v Speaker 3>also sort of insectoid, right. They've got they've got faces

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<v Speaker 3>that are a cross between like an ant and an ape.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, these the Marauders have, I think, ultimately an interesting

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<v Speaker 2>character design. In later works, I think they are also

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<v Speaker 2>referred to as the the Sanni asens. That's supposedly their species,

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<v Speaker 2>but in here they're just basically they're the marauders. We'll

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<v Speaker 2>probably just keep referring to them as the marauders, but yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>they're a little bit, a little bit apy, a little

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<v Speaker 2>bit reptilian. They ultimately make for really cool space orks.

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<v Speaker 2>You can think of them as space orcs.

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<v Speaker 3>I guess works. Well, wait, maybe before we get too

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<v Speaker 3>deep into the plot, I'm sorry if I threw off

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<v Speaker 3>the sequence here. Maybe we should like give the elevator

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<v Speaker 3>pitch and look some trailer audio, a little bit of background,

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<v Speaker 3>and then we can fully break down what happens in

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<v Speaker 3>this beautiful adventure.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, Well, here's the pitch. A young girl loses

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<v Speaker 2>their family to brutal space marauders and a witch on

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<v Speaker 2>the farthest moon of Indoor. We'll get into the witch

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<v Speaker 2>in a minute. She teams up with a tribe of ewoks,

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<v Speaker 2>an old hermit, and a rabbit like speed demon creature

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<v Speaker 2>to survive. Or if you'd rather, you can look at

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<v Speaker 2>it the other way and say, this is a movie

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<v Speaker 2>about a grumpy old man who rediscovers his zest for

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<v Speaker 2>life thanks to a little girl and her two stuffed

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<v Speaker 2>animal friends in space.

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<v Speaker 3>In space, it is Wilfred Brimley on the dank Moon

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<v Speaker 3>of Indoor. Yes, let's hit that trailer audio.

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<v Speaker 4>Somewhat at the end of the Galaxy, two friends were

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<v Speaker 4>about to say goodbye.

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<v Speaker 3>That's until the forces of evil threatened their lives. Don't

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<v Speaker 3>look just run fast, run, and together they face an

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<v Speaker 3>incredible adventure beyond imagination. You my little one alcohol study.

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<v Speaker 4>All right.

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<v Speaker 2>I like how we got some roars in there, because

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<v Speaker 2>there are a lot of creatures to roar in this film.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. Oh, there's some really good, big nasty creatures that

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<v Speaker 3>are ridden like like you know, like Hannibal's elephants, but

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<v Speaker 3>they look more like Tyrannosaurus rex tadpoles, you know what

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<v Speaker 3>I mean.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, the blurgs.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, is that what they're called.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Yeah, they're a lot of fun. Because this is

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<v Speaker 2>an example we were talking about things that were rejected

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<v Speaker 2>from Cannon and then brought or brought back in because

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<v Speaker 2>this was the show up in this film for the

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<v Speaker 2>first time. And yeah, they're big t rex guppy mounts

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<v Speaker 2>that the Marauders are using. They would later be brought

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<v Speaker 2>back in the Clone War series, and then they were

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<v Speaker 2>brought back in the first season of The Mandalorian, so

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<v Speaker 2>they they effectively made their jump back into live action

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<v Speaker 2>Star Wars in Cannon.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, I want to know how this thing got made?

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<v Speaker 3>Ewok's the Battle for Indoor. We're so this came out

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<v Speaker 3>after the original trilogy, right? It came out after Return

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<v Speaker 3>of the Jedi. Right. That's okay, So the whole the

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<v Speaker 3>whole original trilogy had already been released. Fans are already

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<v Speaker 3>familiar with the dank forest Moon of Indoor. They're already

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<v Speaker 3>familiar with the Ewoks, the QDs space Bears. How do

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<v Speaker 3>we get to this? Was George Lucas involved at all?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Like he was the He was definitely behind it. I

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<v Speaker 2>believe he is the story credit on both of these films.

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<v Speaker 2>And you know, I'm not I'm not pretty to the

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<v Speaker 2>full breakdown or the full Wikipedia entry on how it

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<v Speaker 2>came to be. But I mean, basically, this was an

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<v Speaker 2>attempt to continue dipping into the Star Wars universe, very

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<v Speaker 2>specifically Indoor and the Ewoks, by telling smaller stories with

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<v Speaker 2>them in a way like that's the same brilliance. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know if it's brilliance here, but I would

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<v Speaker 2>say that the brilliance that you see in the Mandalorian

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<v Speaker 2>where they're like, let's tell smaller stories in this universe. Like,

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<v Speaker 2>this is a big universe with a lot of cool

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<v Speaker 2>stuff in it. Let's carve out a smaller area and

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<v Speaker 2>tell something there.

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<v Speaker 3>Sure. I mean, that's a great way to expand on

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<v Speaker 3>a setting and a world you've created. That's very nice.

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<v Speaker 3>You don't always have to be blowing up whole planets.

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<v Speaker 3>You could just have like a little spy stories set

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<v Speaker 3>within that universe or western Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, and this also it's.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know what it is in this case, it's

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<v Speaker 3>Conan the Barbarian set in that universe.

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<v Speaker 2>Conan and the Barbarian for kids, I set in that universe. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it's And again I think it also is important well

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<v Speaker 2>you know that. Yeah, there's room enough to tell not

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<v Speaker 2>only different size stories, but stories with different audiences in mind.

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<v Speaker 2>So ultimately, like the Star Wars universe is vast enough,

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<v Speaker 2>you can tell the story of Rogue One, which is

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<v Speaker 2>you know, I think more of a spy story, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>and war story for older fans set in the universe,

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<v Speaker 2>and then you can tell this story, which is skewing

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<v Speaker 2>a lot younger.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Rugue. One's more like John Lecare in space and

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<v Speaker 3>this is this is Conan the Barbarian meets Et, but

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<v Speaker 3>it's a little bit cheaper in space.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, one thing I want to drive home about these films,

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<v Speaker 2>especially for anyone out there who maybe isn't isn't my

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<v Speaker 2>age or older, you have to realize that, Okay, this

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<v Speaker 2>came out in eighty five, that's one year after the

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<v Speaker 2>Caravan of Courage movie that we just mentioned, two years

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<v Speaker 2>after Return of the Jedi, and there would not be

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<v Speaker 2>another Star Wars movie on TV or in cinemas for

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<v Speaker 2>fourteen years. So to put that another way, three Star

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<v Speaker 2>Wars movies come out before the two ABC television Ewok films,

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<v Speaker 2>but nine films came out afterwards as of this recording,

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<v Speaker 2>So if you're my age, these films were just not

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<v Speaker 2>things you could ignore. These at the time comprised forty

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<v Speaker 2>percent of the Star Wars cinematic experience, so that's one

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<v Speaker 2>of And also, as our producer Seth brought up like

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<v Speaker 2>they were on TV, so there's a good chance that

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<v Speaker 2>you or someone you knew taped them, so suddenly it

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<v Speaker 2>is a repeatable experience. And I'm certainly one of those

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<v Speaker 2>kids who who definitely had repeat viewings of the Battle

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<v Speaker 2>for Indoor. I probably saw it more than I saw

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<v Speaker 2>Empire or Jedi growing up.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow. So did you also have the thing where it

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<v Speaker 3>had certain commercials that had been taped along with it

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<v Speaker 3>and you just memorize those commercials like the holiday special

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<v Speaker 3>with the Lady Garment Workers Union commercial and Towbar.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't remember it, So maybe we were savvy and

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<v Speaker 2>edited those out. I don't know, or I meant, I

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<v Speaker 2>can't imagine they actually presented it without commercials at the time,

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<v Speaker 2>but I don't remember the commercials. I think I would

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<v Speaker 2>because I fondly remember some taped VHS commercials.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, so we're living in a world where this is

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<v Speaker 3>forty percent of Star Wars canon or at least whatever

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<v Speaker 3>C canon or whatever he's calling it. So who actually

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<v Speaker 3>directed this thing?

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<v Speaker 2>So it's a team two brothers directors and writers here,

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<v Speaker 2>Jim and Ken Wheat. And there's some fun connections with

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<v Speaker 2>these two because they had previously worked with great On

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<v Speaker 2>Clark on his nineteen eighty film The Return. They wrote

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<v Speaker 2>the screenplay for that.

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<v Speaker 3>I haven't seen that. But if The Uninvited is any

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<v Speaker 3>indication Graydon Clark is somebody whose career is worth exploring.

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<v Speaker 2>A couple of other films that they wrote the screenplay

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<v Speaker 2>for or involved in the evolution of the screenplay writing

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<v Speaker 2>were A Nightmare on Elm Street for The dream Master

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<v Speaker 2>and The.

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<v Speaker 3>Fly To Oh wait a second, Wait a second, So

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<v Speaker 3>I forgot Grayton Clark directed The un not the Uninvited,

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<v Speaker 3>The uh without Warning, the first house cinema movie we did.

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<v Speaker 3>That completely slipped my mind. I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, everything comes back to I apologize. He's the Alpha

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<v Speaker 2>and the Omega he is so So those are two

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<v Speaker 2>notable films, definitely not kids films, but then another. They

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<v Speaker 2>also wrote a screenplay titled Nightfall that went on to

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<v Speaker 2>become a film called Pitch Black. So anytime you watch

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<v Speaker 2>a Riddick movie you will see their names in the

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<v Speaker 2>credit because they were involved in the original screenplay.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh that's really funny, you know. I wouldn't say Pitch

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<v Speaker 3>Black is a great film, but when I actually went

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<v Speaker 3>back and watched it, it was much better than I

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<v Speaker 3>was expecting. It has plenty of charms that still hold up.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm not a fan of some of the like

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<v Speaker 2>the cuts and the edits in the it feels it

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<v Speaker 2>feels very to me anyway, it feels like music videos

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<v Speaker 2>at that time. Yes, in a way that can be jarring.

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<v Speaker 2>But that being said, I think it's a solid space

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<v Speaker 2>monster movie with a little a little maybe the Machies

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<v Speaker 2>mo is is ratcheted up to a level that is

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<v Speaker 2>not not my go to level, right, but but I

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<v Speaker 2>enjoyed it.

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<v Speaker 3>But it also is an early indication. You get that

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<v Speaker 3>glimmer of why Vin Diesel would turn out to be

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<v Speaker 3>such a big movie star. I mean he is. He's

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<v Speaker 3>just imminently lovable, even when he's playing a really bad dude.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>And of course the cool thing about Riddick too, is it.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean the first film was that it was pitch black,

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<v Speaker 2>was a necessary precursor to Chronicles of Riddick, which, as

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<v Speaker 2>you know, is my favorite Vin Diesel film.

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<v Speaker 3>I know your love of Chronicles of Riddick. We actually

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<v Speaker 3>watched this one together and the what are the they

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<v Speaker 3>called the necromongers in it?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, where the bow and armor.

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<v Speaker 3>They look kind of like space Kurgans. It's good, but okay,

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<v Speaker 3>we've been we've been burying the lead here. Okay, So

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<v Speaker 3>the really important thing about this movie personnel wise is

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<v Speaker 3>the big W. B. Wilford Brimley.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, that's right. Wilford Brimley plays his character Noah in it.

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<v Speaker 2>This is the grumpy old man that is key to

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<v Speaker 2>the film. Brimley is is interesting casting in this and

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<v Speaker 2>it is It's it's kind of weird to think about

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<v Speaker 2>Brimley as a cinematic icon because when you think of him,

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<v Speaker 2>you think of oatmeal, you think of cowboy hats, you

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<v Speaker 2>think of these rugged everyman rolls. Perhaps that's the thing.

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<v Speaker 2>That's the thing here is that I feel like I

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<v Speaker 2>mostly know him from the big science fiction films that

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<v Speaker 2>he was in, namely John Carpenter is the thing, but

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<v Speaker 2>also he was in Cocoon. He was also in some

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<v Speaker 2>horror movies here and there as well. And granted he

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<v Speaker 2>had some huge roles in some totally non weird films

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<v Speaker 2>like Sidney Pollack's The Absence of Mallein for example. He's

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<v Speaker 2>really great in that.

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<v Speaker 3>He's in the firm. He plays like a like a

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<v Speaker 3>bad henchman for the evil lawyers.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, he so it's weird.

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<v Speaker 2>He's like he's great at playing like a rural, grumpy

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<v Speaker 2>rural dude or like a grumpy lawyer dude. Like, it's

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<v Speaker 2>weird how a character actor you know, will fit two

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<v Speaker 2>molds that in real life.

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<v Speaker 4>Or maybe a little further removed.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, but yeah, in this he's clearly intended

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<v Speaker 2>to be some sort of Heidi's grandfather sort of character,

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<v Speaker 2>a grumpy old man whose heart is melted by a

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<v Speaker 2>little kid. And he's the This is interesting. He's the

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<v Speaker 2>rare Star Wars character who wear spectacles.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, I did not think of that. That's an interesting point. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>is there another no one cares to mind?

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<v Speaker 2>No. I mean there are characters that sometimes wear strange

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<v Speaker 2>goggles and whatnot, you know, sort of sci fi goggles.

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<v Speaker 2>But in terms of someone who's just straight up wearing glasses,

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<v Speaker 2>I can't think of one offhand.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like a class of two. It's Wilford Brimley and Maskatana.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, I don't know. Maybe there's some extended universe

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<v Speaker 2>stuff where he his eyes. Because the thing is his

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<v Speaker 2>character is stranded on the planet as well. We come

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<v Speaker 2>to learn that he and his buddy with Sarah Crash

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<v Speaker 2>landed on Indoor some unspecified number of years ago, Like

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<v Speaker 2>it seems like maybe like twenty twenty five years maybe

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<v Speaker 2>but maybe in that time his eyesight went bad and

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<v Speaker 2>he had to like find like ancient ruins on the

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<v Speaker 2>on indoor and find eyeglasses that had been constructed by

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<v Speaker 2>a long dead civilization I don't know, or maybe he

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<v Speaker 2>just wore eyeglasses I don't.

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<v Speaker 3>Know in the Pyramids of Indoor. Yeah. Yeah, Well, so

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<v Speaker 3>you say he's like Heidi's grandpa kind of character. He

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<v Speaker 3>absolutely is that. But I would say the actual closer

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<v Speaker 3>analogy within the Star Wars universe. And this is going

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<v Speaker 3>to sound strange at first, but he's the Han Solo

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<v Speaker 3>character in this movie. He's the person who is in

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<v Speaker 3>initially gruff and grumpy and self interested, but comes through

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<v Speaker 3>in the end because he made friends and he saves

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<v Speaker 3>the day.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah no, I think that's fair. Yeah, he's he's kind

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<v Speaker 2>of the Han Solo, an older rounder Han Solo with

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<v Speaker 2>but certainly it has that journalist flare rather than you know,

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<v Speaker 2>he's not a specialist. I would I would think if

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<v Speaker 2>he was a Dungeons and Dragons character, his class would

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<v Speaker 2>be action grandpa, because yeah, he's good at just fixing

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<v Speaker 2>stuff and tinkering with stuff, but he's also really good

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<v Speaker 2>with a with a walking stick, and a grappling hook gun.

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<v Speaker 3>That's right. Yeah, yeah, so he's walking stick guy. But

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<v Speaker 3>then at the end he busts out some real martial arts.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he's able to hold his own against an alien

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<v Speaker 2>warlord that seems to be about eight feet tall, so

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<v Speaker 2>you know he's he can come through in a pinch.

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<v Speaker 3>Now, this movie also has we mentioned. I guess this

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<v Speaker 3>might be the only character that is carried over from

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<v Speaker 3>the actual films. It has Wicket the e walk who.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't mean to be mean about this movie, because

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<v Speaker 3>I did really enjoy it, and you know, I'm sure

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<v Speaker 3>it's great for kids and all that, but something looks

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<v Speaker 3>a little bit wrong with Wicket in this movie. In

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<v Speaker 3>Return of the Jedi, Wicket the Ewok is cute. In

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<v Speaker 3>this movie, he has Manson family eyes. I'm not sure

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<v Speaker 3>exactly what's different it. I guess it's the same costume,

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<v Speaker 3>but he has this terrifying blank stare that I don't

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<v Speaker 3>recall from Return of the Jedi.

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<v Speaker 2>Huh, I don't know. I didn't pick up on that

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<v Speaker 2>as much.

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<v Speaker 3>In this by beep beep, beep, beep beep, we have

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<v Speaker 3>an incoming message from Seth. Seth has has knowledge we

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<v Speaker 3>don't have about wicked eyes. Guys.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm very very very sorry to interrupt, but I know

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<v Speaker 5>this just from watching too many documentaries about the many

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<v Speaker 5>small changes that have taken place in the updated versions

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<v Speaker 5>of all the Star Wars movies. You know, one of

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<v Speaker 5>the big things they did for a Return of the

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<v Speaker 5>Jedi was no, no, I'm sorry, is that even the

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<v Speaker 5>right name of.

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<v Speaker 3>That movie, which was the third movie, Return of.

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<v Speaker 5>The Jedi, Return of the Jedi. You got it that,

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<v Speaker 5>I have those correct in my head. Return of the Jedi.

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<v Speaker 5>One of the big changes they made was they went

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<v Speaker 5>in and very subtly made all of the Ewok's eyes

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<v Speaker 5>less creepy. From very subtle blinks. They gave them life,

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<v Speaker 5>so they weren't actually looking like a little buttons. So, Joe,

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<v Speaker 5>this is fascinating to me because you might actually have

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<v Speaker 5>a vision of the Special Editions now updated in your

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<v Speaker 5>mind their eyes look less creepy, when in reality, maybe

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<v Speaker 5>this version of Wicket is the true version of Wickets.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, what this is what we.

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<v Speaker 5>Actually knew perhaps back in the eighties pre Special Editions.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know though, Oh thank you, Seth. Well, now

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<v Speaker 3>I consider myself just fully shamed because I'm on record

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<v Speaker 3>not Well. Then again, I don't like a lot of

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<v Speaker 3>the stuff they did in the remasters, but a lot

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<v Speaker 3>of the changes they made, for example, an Empire are good,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, like the new Wampa and all that. That's

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<v Speaker 3>good stuff. So maybe this is one of the good

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<v Speaker 3>ones too.

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<v Speaker 2>Could be well, yeah, if it's done right, you wouldn't notice, right,

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<v Speaker 2>and so that this is one you don't notice, So

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<v Speaker 2>it makes sense.

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<v Speaker 3>But is Wicket in this movie still Warwick Davis?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's totally Warwick Davis. Warwick Davis is is is

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<v Speaker 2>wicked and and always will be. But but it is

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<v Speaker 2>interesting to watch him in this film knowing as Warwick

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<v Speaker 2>Davis because in in when he's playing Wicket, there's really

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<v Speaker 2>not much to the role, right, I mean, there's it's

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<v Speaker 2>a physical role. You know, he's doing a fair amount

0:23:25.760 --> 0:23:31.280
<v Speaker 2>of tumbling and whatnot. But considering Warwick Davis's place in

0:23:31.840 --> 0:23:35.600
<v Speaker 2>you know, his subsequent career, he feels kind of wasted

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<v Speaker 2>in this because of course he would go on to

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<v Speaker 2>to be you know, he would be Willow, you know,

0:23:39.880 --> 0:23:42.960
<v Speaker 2>the star of that Lucas fantasy film. He would be

0:23:43.000 --> 0:23:46.040
<v Speaker 2>the Leprechaun and the Leprechaun horror films. He was in

0:23:46.080 --> 0:23:49.520
<v Speaker 2>the Harry Potter movies playing various I think gobblin creatures.

0:23:50.359 --> 0:23:52.320
<v Speaker 2>So he has all these other roles, sometimes not even

0:23:52.359 --> 0:23:54.639
<v Speaker 2>playing a magical being, just playing a person.

0:23:55.840 --> 0:23:56.040
<v Speaker 4>You know.

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<v Speaker 2>He has proven himself to be a you know, a

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<v Speaker 2>good actor, a solid So it's it's interesting to watch

0:24:03.400 --> 0:24:06.120
<v Speaker 2>this and know that he's you know, there's there's this,

0:24:06.240 --> 0:24:09.000
<v Speaker 2>there's this future acting talent just sealed in this suit.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, he does a lot more with this role

0:24:11.520 --> 0:24:14.480
<v Speaker 3>than you would than you would expect to be possible, because,

0:24:14.640 --> 0:24:17.199
<v Speaker 3>to be fair, Wicket, there's not much on the page

0:24:17.200 --> 0:24:21.960
<v Speaker 3>for Wicket in this story we were watching. Rachel commented

0:24:22.000 --> 0:24:24.879
<v Speaker 3>halfway through the movie, Wicket is a yes man, and

0:24:25.359 --> 0:24:29.280
<v Speaker 3>that is absolutely true. Wicket mostly in this film is

0:24:29.400 --> 0:24:31.400
<v Speaker 3>just there to be like yes, yes, yes.

0:24:31.280 --> 0:24:33.560
<v Speaker 4>Yes, yes, yes, this is true.

0:24:33.600 --> 0:24:35.680
<v Speaker 2>But he also is kind of like he has his

0:24:35.800 --> 0:24:38.200
<v Speaker 2>Jack Burton moment at the end because he comes through.

0:24:38.440 --> 0:24:40.880
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, it's needed, he comes through. Oh yeah, well

0:24:40.880 --> 0:24:42.640
<v Speaker 2>he comes through more than once. There are a few

0:24:42.640 --> 0:24:46.639
<v Speaker 2>times where he proves himself, you know, the fighting powerhouse

0:24:46.680 --> 0:24:48.000
<v Speaker 2>of our adventuring party here.

0:24:48.119 --> 0:24:52.879
<v Speaker 3>M hm. So despite the scary glassy eyes and the

0:24:53.320 --> 0:24:55.879
<v Speaker 3>lack of substance for the role on the page. I

0:24:55.880 --> 0:24:58.800
<v Speaker 3>think Warwick Davis does a great job playing Wicked in this.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, another person of note in this film is the

0:25:09.480 --> 0:25:14.840
<v Speaker 2>witch Charyl I believe her name, is played by Sion Phillips,

0:25:15.600 --> 0:25:18.480
<v Speaker 2>probably the most seasoned actor in the whole production. She's

0:25:19.040 --> 0:25:23.120
<v Speaker 2>She's a Welsh actor, probably best known for playing Reverend

0:25:23.119 --> 0:25:26.840
<v Speaker 2>Mother guyas Helen Mullhem in David Lynch's Dune.

0:25:27.080 --> 0:25:30.639
<v Speaker 3>You remember her, Oh yeah, you will? You will feel Mike,

0:25:30.640 --> 0:25:31.200
<v Speaker 3>I'm jabbar.

0:25:32.000 --> 0:25:36.399
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, she's Yes, she's fabulous in Dune, a weird

0:25:36.440 --> 0:25:39.320
<v Speaker 2>movie we should probably come back to, because even even

0:25:39.320 --> 0:25:42.840
<v Speaker 2>if you strip away the dune in Dune, there's plenty

0:25:42.840 --> 0:25:48.200
<v Speaker 2>of just additional Lynchian weirdness in that film. But yeah,

0:25:48.200 --> 0:25:50.960
<v Speaker 2>she's great in that. She was also in Iclaudius, she

0:25:51.040 --> 0:25:54.560
<v Speaker 2>played Cassiopeia in Clash of the Titans, and she also

0:25:54.600 --> 0:25:57.399
<v Speaker 2>just did a ton of British TV work, seemingly, you know,

0:25:57.400 --> 0:25:59.320
<v Speaker 2>most of it historical sort of stuff.

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<v Speaker 3>So I have a question about this character. She shows up,

0:26:02.640 --> 0:26:05.639
<v Speaker 3>she's wearing like a metal corset, and she she looks

0:26:05.720 --> 0:26:09.960
<v Speaker 3>kind of like, what's that there's a character in Mortal

0:26:10.040 --> 0:26:12.359
<v Speaker 3>Kombat who she kind of reminds me of. I'm not

0:26:12.440 --> 0:26:14.840
<v Speaker 3>quite sure what she was called, but she's got like

0:26:14.920 --> 0:26:16.679
<v Speaker 3>long hair and she's evil.

0:26:17.200 --> 0:26:20.440
<v Speaker 2>Well, confusingly, the character you're thinking of in Mortal Kombat

0:26:20.680 --> 0:26:26.959
<v Speaker 2>is Sindel, oh, which is also the girl. Yeah, Sindel.

0:26:27.119 --> 0:26:30.320
<v Speaker 2>Sindel is the girl. Sindell is the evil version in

0:26:30.359 --> 0:26:31.040
<v Speaker 2>Mortal Kanbat.

0:26:31.119 --> 0:26:33.760
<v Speaker 3>Okay, but yeah, so she looks kind of like that.

0:26:33.880 --> 0:26:39.040
<v Speaker 3>But then she's a witch like she she has sorceress powers,

0:26:39.720 --> 0:26:41.919
<v Speaker 3>and so that makes me wonder in the context of

0:26:43.160 --> 0:26:45.760
<v Speaker 3>Star Wars, does that mean she is a force user?

0:26:46.560 --> 0:26:46.840
<v Speaker 4>Yes?

0:26:47.280 --> 0:26:50.440
<v Speaker 2>So okay, yeah, So this is where it gets complex

0:26:50.440 --> 0:26:53.800
<v Speaker 2>and geeky again because within the context of this film

0:26:53.840 --> 0:26:56.399
<v Speaker 2>alone and It's time, she just seems to be a

0:26:56.440 --> 0:26:59.159
<v Speaker 2>magical witch thrown in. She's the Witch of Indoor, get it,

0:26:59.160 --> 0:26:59.840
<v Speaker 2>you know? Biblical?

0:27:00.000 --> 0:27:02.879
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, exactly, So she should be calling up the

0:27:02.880 --> 0:27:06.320
<v Speaker 3>prophet Samuel to give a give an omen for the battle.

0:27:06.320 --> 0:27:08.880
<v Speaker 2>I guess. So, I mean it's kind of what she does.

0:27:08.960 --> 0:27:10.480
<v Speaker 2>That's kind of a role here. We can sort of

0:27:10.480 --> 0:27:17.080
<v Speaker 2>see the inspiration here, but subsequently it has been retconned,

0:27:17.520 --> 0:27:18.960
<v Speaker 2>I think to understand that she was a.

0:27:18.960 --> 0:27:20.040
<v Speaker 4>Rogue Night Sister.

0:27:20.560 --> 0:27:27.600
<v Speaker 2>So Night Sisters are female practitioners of the Force, female

0:27:27.640 --> 0:27:32.080
<v Speaker 2>force sensitive individuals who use the Dark Side and are

0:27:32.119 --> 0:27:35.639
<v Speaker 2>capable of great magic. In many cases. They're native to

0:27:35.640 --> 0:27:39.520
<v Speaker 2>the planet Dathomir, which is also the planet that Darth

0:27:39.560 --> 0:27:43.240
<v Speaker 2>Maul's species comes from, and basically in the Clone Wars

0:27:43.320 --> 0:27:46.400
<v Speaker 2>animated series, and I think some in Rebels I don't

0:27:46.400 --> 0:27:49.880
<v Speaker 2>recall exactly. Mainly in Clone Wars we see these Night

0:27:49.960 --> 0:27:52.719
<v Speaker 2>Sister characters showing up and playing an important role and

0:27:53.000 --> 0:27:56.879
<v Speaker 2>at times working with or working against the interests of

0:27:57.640 --> 0:27:58.080
<v Speaker 2>the Sith.

0:27:58.400 --> 0:28:00.639
<v Speaker 3>But so there, Well, she's got power is that no

0:28:00.680 --> 0:28:03.000
<v Speaker 3>other Force user ever has in Star Wars like she

0:28:03.000 --> 0:28:07.240
<v Speaker 3>can transform into animals. Anakin Skywalker couldn't do that. Even

0:28:07.280 --> 0:28:09.960
<v Speaker 3>I don't think Yoda could transform into an animal.

0:28:10.320 --> 0:28:12.919
<v Speaker 2>Now, I mean this is but it does feel in

0:28:13.040 --> 0:28:15.200
<v Speaker 2>keeping with Night Sister magic. Like the stuff that the

0:28:15.320 --> 0:28:18.919
<v Speaker 2>Night Sisters do in the Clone Wars series are more

0:28:19.880 --> 0:28:22.879
<v Speaker 2>or more like straight up magic, you know, like bringing

0:28:22.960 --> 0:28:26.960
<v Speaker 2>things back to life, necromantic acts, that sort of thing.

0:28:27.480 --> 0:28:30.159
<v Speaker 2>That being said, I do admit like in this film,

0:28:30.560 --> 0:28:33.119
<v Speaker 2>she feels, she feels like something other than the Force

0:28:33.280 --> 0:28:35.600
<v Speaker 2>even if she's ultimately using the Force.

0:28:35.680 --> 0:28:38.240
<v Speaker 3>I don't recall anybody in this film mentioning the Force.

0:28:38.320 --> 0:28:40.720
<v Speaker 3>You wouldn't know the Force exists, right.

0:28:40.880 --> 0:28:44.080
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, she's she's like a straight up witch in this film.

0:28:44.600 --> 0:28:47.320
<v Speaker 2>And I say that Phillips isn't given a ton to

0:28:47.400 --> 0:28:51.080
<v Speaker 2>do with this role. But but she's good. I would

0:28:51.080 --> 0:28:52.760
<v Speaker 2>have liked to have seen more from her character, but

0:28:52.800 --> 0:28:55.040
<v Speaker 2>she still she plays a great witch. She has a

0:28:55.040 --> 0:28:58.720
<v Speaker 2>really awesome costume, and the effects are really nice when

0:28:58.720 --> 0:29:01.280
<v Speaker 2>she transforms into a because she already has like a

0:29:01.400 --> 0:29:04.720
<v Speaker 2>rave any feathery cloak and all. And she has this

0:29:04.840 --> 0:29:09.920
<v Speaker 2>magic ring that seems to contain the magic she uses,

0:29:10.040 --> 0:29:12.600
<v Speaker 2>or focuses the magic she's using, We're not sure, but

0:29:12.960 --> 0:29:14.880
<v Speaker 2>it plays an important role later on in the film.

0:29:15.280 --> 0:29:17.320
<v Speaker 3>So she's one of the main villains. But then the

0:29:17.360 --> 0:29:22.440
<v Speaker 3>other main villain is the leader of these marauder aliens.

0:29:22.480 --> 0:29:24.160
<v Speaker 3>I was when we were watching it. I kept calling

0:29:24.200 --> 0:29:28.080
<v Speaker 3>him thulsav Room. So he's the guy who leads the

0:29:28.120 --> 0:29:29.640
<v Speaker 3>bad guys who show up at the village at the

0:29:29.680 --> 0:29:33.640
<v Speaker 3>beginning and screw everything up, and he wants power and

0:29:33.680 --> 0:29:37.000
<v Speaker 3>he wants there's like a I don't know how to

0:29:37.080 --> 0:29:39.440
<v Speaker 3>explain the plot, but I guess we'll get into that

0:29:39.480 --> 0:29:42.040
<v Speaker 3>in a minute. But there's this piece of technology from

0:29:42.080 --> 0:29:44.600
<v Speaker 3>a spaceship that he wants because he thinks it'll give

0:29:44.680 --> 0:29:48.600
<v Speaker 3>him power. So he's the same species as these other marauders,

0:29:48.600 --> 0:29:52.360
<v Speaker 3>meaning he looks kind of like a reptilian insect orangutan

0:29:52.720 --> 0:29:59.360
<v Speaker 3>skeleton type creature, but also with certain angles his silhouette

0:29:59.360 --> 0:30:01.600
<v Speaker 3>and his face hair because he's got this cool beard.

0:30:01.920 --> 0:30:06.320
<v Speaker 3>He looks like James Randy looked in the eighties. Did

0:30:06.360 --> 0:30:11.040
<v Speaker 3>you notice this comparison picture of the amazing Randy like

0:30:11.040 --> 0:30:14.120
<v Speaker 3>on Johnny Carson in the seventies or eighties. It's it's

0:30:14.560 --> 0:30:15.720
<v Speaker 3>this guy. It's Terrek.

0:30:16.120 --> 0:30:16.680
<v Speaker 4>Huh.

0:30:16.840 --> 0:30:18.520
<v Speaker 2>I didn't get that as much as I got kind

0:30:18.560 --> 0:30:22.080
<v Speaker 2>of a faint like George C. Scott vibe from him.

0:30:22.120 --> 0:30:23.840
<v Speaker 3>Oh wow, that's a very different direction.

0:30:25.400 --> 0:30:29.160
<v Speaker 2>But yeah, this is this is Terrek, the towering warlord

0:30:29.200 --> 0:30:32.840
<v Speaker 2>of the Marauders. I also say that, even though all

0:30:32.840 --> 0:30:36.640
<v Speaker 2>the Marauders tend to look pretty good, clearly Terrek, when

0:30:36.640 --> 0:30:39.720
<v Speaker 2>you're the ruler of a group of marauders, you're gonna

0:30:39.720 --> 0:30:42.040
<v Speaker 2>get more screen time. You're also going to get more

0:30:42.120 --> 0:30:46.400
<v Speaker 2>of that FX budget. So while sometimes the guys in

0:30:46.440 --> 0:30:48.800
<v Speaker 2>the background are look maybe you know, they look all right.

0:30:49.160 --> 0:30:53.000
<v Speaker 2>Terrek looks really good, like the makeup effects are really well.

0:30:52.800 --> 0:30:53.400
<v Speaker 4>Done on him.

0:30:53.520 --> 0:30:54.440
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I agree.

0:30:55.000 --> 0:30:59.720
<v Speaker 2>And he's played by the towering Dutch actor Carl Strucken,

0:31:00.800 --> 0:31:03.960
<v Speaker 2>who would who went on to play Lurch in both

0:31:04.040 --> 0:31:07.200
<v Speaker 2>nineties Adams Family movies as well as the Giant on

0:31:07.240 --> 0:31:09.280
<v Speaker 2>Twin Peaks. And he's been in a ton of stuff.

0:31:09.800 --> 0:31:12.280
<v Speaker 2>And I think he did the voice of Terrek as well.

0:31:12.400 --> 0:31:14.080
<v Speaker 2>I was looking at the credits to see if they

0:31:14.120 --> 0:31:15.960
<v Speaker 2>were doing that thing where they have a different voice

0:31:16.000 --> 0:31:19.440
<v Speaker 2>actor for a very physical role. But I think this

0:31:19.640 --> 0:31:23.600
<v Speaker 2>is Stroken doing the voice as well, and it's his deep,

0:31:23.760 --> 0:31:27.280
<v Speaker 2>you know, giant voice, and it's it's quite effective.

0:31:27.600 --> 0:31:30.400
<v Speaker 3>You know. Where he really looks great, even better than

0:31:30.440 --> 0:31:33.440
<v Speaker 3>in the movie is in this poster you showed me

0:31:33.480 --> 0:31:36.480
<v Speaker 3>for the movie that you found where it's like holding

0:31:36.520 --> 0:31:39.120
<v Speaker 3>a big sword. He's like this the Darth Vader in

0:31:39.160 --> 0:31:43.040
<v Speaker 3>the original Star Wars poster, towering over everything, looming in

0:31:43.080 --> 0:31:46.600
<v Speaker 3>the background. Though, I have to say also, and I

0:31:46.640 --> 0:31:48.840
<v Speaker 3>know you you pointed this out as well, this poster

0:31:49.000 --> 0:31:52.040
<v Speaker 3>is extremely misleading about what's in this movie.

0:31:52.480 --> 0:31:55.840
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, And apparently this was like the home video video

0:31:56.120 --> 0:31:58.480
<v Speaker 2>version of the poster too, like this, this was not

0:31:58.800 --> 0:32:02.600
<v Speaker 2>just pre product stuff like this. They were like, it's good,

0:32:02.760 --> 0:32:05.360
<v Speaker 2>put it on the VHS and send it out, because

0:32:05.400 --> 0:32:07.760
<v Speaker 2>it does have a whole bunch of weird things that

0:32:07.920 --> 0:32:11.440
<v Speaker 2>clearly show that it was created prior to the completion

0:32:11.520 --> 0:32:14.720
<v Speaker 2>of the movie. Like, I don't know where to begin here.

0:32:14.840 --> 0:32:19.520
<v Speaker 2>For instance, it has a giant teek. It's got multiple

0:32:19.520 --> 0:32:21.760
<v Speaker 2>space ships in the background, even though there's only ever

0:32:21.800 --> 0:32:23.520
<v Speaker 2>one it has.

0:32:23.480 --> 0:32:26.600
<v Speaker 3>There are space battles in this movie, but yeah, it

0:32:26.680 --> 0:32:28.040
<v Speaker 3>makes it look like there's going to be.

0:32:28.440 --> 0:32:28.960
<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

0:32:29.280 --> 0:32:33.480
<v Speaker 2>It also shows a han solo looking character with a

0:32:33.480 --> 0:32:36.200
<v Speaker 2>blaster on the front that I think is supposed to

0:32:36.240 --> 0:32:40.520
<v Speaker 2>be the dad from the first movie. But yeah, it

0:32:40.560 --> 0:32:42.520
<v Speaker 2>makes no sense here because he played even the dad

0:32:42.600 --> 0:32:44.200
<v Speaker 2>in this movie plays no real role.

0:32:44.480 --> 0:32:47.760
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, whoever this is, this is not somebody in the movie. Yeah.

0:32:47.800 --> 0:32:50.560
<v Speaker 2>And then you have you have Wicket Antique there standing

0:32:50.960 --> 0:32:54.720
<v Speaker 2>battle ready. But then you have a Sindal there holding

0:32:54.720 --> 0:32:57.280
<v Speaker 2>a big old knife, like a big dagger, like she's

0:32:57.320 --> 0:32:59.920
<v Speaker 2>ready to jump into combat and start stabbing a maroder

0:33:00.120 --> 0:33:00.600
<v Speaker 2>in the neck.

0:33:01.120 --> 0:33:04.240
<v Speaker 3>That is not indicative of what happens in the movie

0:33:04.440 --> 0:33:08.560
<v Speaker 3>and she it looks like I don't know. I wondered

0:33:08.560 --> 0:33:10.719
<v Speaker 3>if also in this depiction they're trying to make it

0:33:10.760 --> 0:33:12.960
<v Speaker 3>more ambiguous that she might be a boy.

0:33:13.560 --> 0:33:16.280
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, I can see that too, like if.

0:33:16.160 --> 0:33:17.600
<v Speaker 3>They were like, oh, we need to make sure that

0:33:17.640 --> 0:33:19.800
<v Speaker 3>boys want to watch this, so don't want to give

0:33:19.800 --> 0:33:22.960
<v Speaker 3>them the impression that the main character is a girl.

0:33:23.160 --> 0:33:25.440
<v Speaker 2>I'm glad the Blurg made the cover too, though the

0:33:25.440 --> 0:33:27.360
<v Speaker 2>Blurd's in the background totally.

0:33:28.080 --> 0:33:30.640
<v Speaker 3>And there are these mountains that I don't recall being

0:33:30.640 --> 0:33:33.479
<v Speaker 3>in the movie, these like snow capped peaks. Is that

0:33:33.560 --> 0:33:34.080
<v Speaker 3>in the film?

0:33:34.080 --> 0:33:36.080
<v Speaker 4>I don't think so, I don't remember any mountains. Now

0:33:36.120 --> 0:33:36.440
<v Speaker 4>there's like.

0:33:36.440 --> 0:33:39.240
<v Speaker 3>A cliff at one part, but I don't know we

0:33:39.280 --> 0:33:41.400
<v Speaker 3>can get into that. Okay, well, maybe we should just

0:33:41.480 --> 0:33:44.840
<v Speaker 3>give a brief outline of the whole plot, so you

0:33:44.880 --> 0:33:46.680
<v Speaker 3>know the shape of the thing. So we've talked about

0:33:46.720 --> 0:33:49.280
<v Speaker 3>how it starts at you know, this Conan, the Barbarian

0:33:49.640 --> 0:33:54.240
<v Speaker 3>beginning the villages rated the humans Sindel the little girl.

0:33:54.760 --> 0:33:56.840
<v Speaker 3>By the way, I don't know if I mentioned this already,

0:33:57.320 --> 0:33:59.280
<v Speaker 3>but I had to look it up because they've got

0:33:59.280 --> 0:34:03.080
<v Speaker 3>this actress name to Aubrey Miller playing Sindel, the main character,

0:34:03.600 --> 0:34:08.399
<v Speaker 3>the girl, the blonde girl, and clearly they wanted Drew

0:34:08.400 --> 0:34:11.120
<v Speaker 3>barrymore right. This came out two or three years after ET,

0:34:11.840 --> 0:34:13.799
<v Speaker 3>and they were like, let's get Drew Berry Moore. But

0:34:13.840 --> 0:34:16.480
<v Speaker 3>maybe they couldn't afford her or something, so they were like, well,

0:34:16.520 --> 0:34:20.000
<v Speaker 3>get us the Barry Morris kid you can find, And

0:34:20.080 --> 0:34:22.239
<v Speaker 3>I think that's how we ended up with this main

0:34:22.320 --> 0:34:22.919
<v Speaker 3>character here.

0:34:23.360 --> 0:34:30.080
<v Speaker 2>You know, there's apparently a fan theory that Sindel grows

0:34:30.160 --> 0:34:35.880
<v Speaker 2>up to be Captain FAsMA from the sequel trilogy. What. Yeah,

0:34:36.040 --> 0:34:39.440
<v Speaker 2>I mean, there's nothing canon or anything here, but some

0:34:39.520 --> 0:34:41.680
<v Speaker 2>fans put that together and I think they what's your name,

0:34:41.719 --> 0:34:46.560
<v Speaker 2>Gwendolyn Christie, She's also yeah. They was like, yeah, they're

0:34:46.560 --> 0:34:49.759
<v Speaker 2>both blonde. Maybe the math works, I don't know. And

0:34:49.880 --> 0:34:52.400
<v Speaker 2>also this does seem like the kind of experience that

0:34:52.600 --> 0:34:56.839
<v Speaker 2>might harden you towards a life serving the first Order,

0:34:57.640 --> 0:34:58.719
<v Speaker 2>so it kind of makes sense.

0:34:58.760 --> 0:34:59.120
<v Speaker 4>I don't know.

0:34:59.360 --> 0:35:02.279
<v Speaker 3>Oh right, So the idea is she's exposed to these

0:35:02.360 --> 0:35:06.719
<v Speaker 3>roving bands of marauders. She's like, it's just chaos out here.

0:35:06.760 --> 0:35:10.120
<v Speaker 3>We need order, we need orders, So she's sign up

0:35:10.120 --> 0:35:11.760
<v Speaker 3>with the Empire, try to bring law.

0:35:11.840 --> 0:35:14.960
<v Speaker 2>Order to do this traumatic experience. Yeah, and what direction

0:35:15.040 --> 0:35:17.000
<v Speaker 2>do you go in? She ends up going going that direction.

0:35:17.080 --> 0:35:18.600
<v Speaker 2>So I don't know, I don't think it's I don't

0:35:18.600 --> 0:35:20.440
<v Speaker 2>think anybody's gone so far as to do a treatment

0:35:20.480 --> 0:35:23.560
<v Speaker 2>of that, uh in a you know, in novel form

0:35:23.680 --> 0:35:25.520
<v Speaker 2>or anything, or short story form, but that would it

0:35:25.520 --> 0:35:27.760
<v Speaker 2>would be interesting to see how that might be stitched together.

0:35:27.960 --> 0:35:31.439
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, okay, that's very interesting, though my mind is set

0:35:31.440 --> 0:35:35.279
<v Speaker 3>on it. So, Sindel her human family, they're living with

0:35:35.320 --> 0:35:38.399
<v Speaker 3>the e walks there, Paul Gleeson, her dad, is working

0:35:38.440 --> 0:35:41.640
<v Speaker 3>on this spaceship, trying to repair it or something, and

0:35:41.800 --> 0:35:44.400
<v Speaker 3>then they get attacked by the marauders and then just

0:35:44.480 --> 0:35:48.759
<v Speaker 3>all the humans except Sindel are killed and uh and

0:35:48.960 --> 0:35:52.080
<v Speaker 3>and so the leader of the bad guys, thulsav Room,

0:35:52.800 --> 0:35:56.719
<v Speaker 3>he obviously wants some kind of canister from out of

0:35:56.760 --> 0:36:00.279
<v Speaker 3>Paul Gleeson's spaceship and when he you know, he he

0:36:00.280 --> 0:36:02.239
<v Speaker 3>tries to get it and he's like, the power, I

0:36:02.320 --> 0:36:05.480
<v Speaker 3>have the power. And then this is also where we

0:36:05.520 --> 0:36:09.480
<v Speaker 3>meet the sorceress. And then Sindel and her Ewok buddies

0:36:09.520 --> 0:36:15.440
<v Speaker 3>are captured by the marauding creatures and Wicket promises to

0:36:15.480 --> 0:36:18.160
<v Speaker 3>take care of her. He says, Wicket, take care of Sindel.

0:36:18.320 --> 0:36:20.560
<v Speaker 3>So he speaks in the third person and invokes his

0:36:20.600 --> 0:36:24.080
<v Speaker 3>own name. He's like a very cute teddy bear, Bob Dole.

0:36:25.040 --> 0:36:30.000
<v Speaker 3>And then the Ewoks escape the marauders who have captured them.

0:36:30.360 --> 0:36:34.160
<v Speaker 3>Wicket and Sindel get away, And this movie very much

0:36:34.200 --> 0:36:36.600
<v Speaker 3>continues on the theme that's established in the Return of

0:36:36.640 --> 0:36:39.760
<v Speaker 3>the Jedi that while the Ewoks may look extremely cute

0:36:39.800 --> 0:36:43.400
<v Speaker 3>and like living teddy bears, they are also highly resourceful

0:36:44.680 --> 0:36:49.640
<v Speaker 3>jungle gorilla warriors. They're like the Vietcong of Indoor. They

0:36:49.680 --> 0:36:52.239
<v Speaker 3>know how to use the environment. They set traps, you know,

0:36:52.280 --> 0:36:56.000
<v Speaker 3>they've got very clever tactics for the landscape.

0:36:56.320 --> 0:36:58.920
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, when they are fighting on their own terms, on

0:36:59.000 --> 0:37:03.000
<v Speaker 2>their home turf, they just can't be beat. They can

0:37:03.040 --> 0:37:06.360
<v Speaker 2>take out the Galactic Empire as long as they're fighting

0:37:07.040 --> 0:37:09.960
<v Speaker 2>within the forest of Indoor and using guerrilla tactics.

0:37:10.080 --> 0:37:14.640
<v Speaker 3>Yes, so Wicked and Sendel escape. And this escape sequence

0:37:14.680 --> 0:37:17.360
<v Speaker 3>involves what appears to be teleportation. Do you remember the

0:37:17.400 --> 0:37:19.960
<v Speaker 3>spart where they're just running through the woods and then

0:37:20.239 --> 0:37:22.480
<v Speaker 3>it just cuts to them most of the way up

0:37:22.520 --> 0:37:22.920
<v Speaker 3>a cliff.

0:37:22.960 --> 0:37:23.240
<v Speaker 4>Face.

0:37:23.360 --> 0:37:25.480
<v Speaker 3>I don't know if something was edited out there or

0:37:25.520 --> 0:37:27.080
<v Speaker 3>if they're like, ah, people get the point.

0:37:27.360 --> 0:37:29.239
<v Speaker 2>It feels like that was this cut for time a

0:37:29.280 --> 0:37:32.480
<v Speaker 2>little bit there. Yeah, but it's otherwise a great escape

0:37:32.480 --> 0:37:35.239
<v Speaker 2>sequence because there's like this, you know, they cut a

0:37:35.239 --> 0:37:37.359
<v Speaker 2>hole through the bottom of this cart. They have this

0:37:37.520 --> 0:37:39.960
<v Speaker 2>cart that is being pulled by a blurg and the

0:37:40.000 --> 0:37:42.800
<v Speaker 2>cart seems to be made out of blurg bones and hide.

0:37:43.320 --> 0:37:45.400
<v Speaker 2>So I was like that, and yeah, then they're on

0:37:45.440 --> 0:37:49.399
<v Speaker 2>the run and two marauders are after them, and they

0:37:49.400 --> 0:37:52.240
<v Speaker 2>managed to like duck into a cave and like Wicket

0:37:52.360 --> 0:37:55.080
<v Speaker 2>basically like straight up like murders, the two marauders that

0:37:55.120 --> 0:37:57.839
<v Speaker 2>are after them like the well, now I guess he does.

0:37:57.840 --> 0:38:00.400
<v Speaker 2>And I think the marauders, through their own reckless islands,

0:38:00.480 --> 0:38:03.719
<v Speaker 2>managed to dislodge some boulders that then fall on them

0:38:03.719 --> 0:38:05.360
<v Speaker 2>and you know, make them fall to their deaths.

0:38:05.560 --> 0:38:07.960
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's right. They get knocked off of the pass

0:38:08.000 --> 0:38:08.759
<v Speaker 3>of Carodras.

0:38:09.160 --> 0:38:09.680
<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

0:38:10.080 --> 0:38:12.759
<v Speaker 2>Then they encounter a dragon condor and they have to

0:38:12.760 --> 0:38:15.239
<v Speaker 2>battle that and she gets snatched away by it. Yeah.

0:38:15.280 --> 0:38:18.279
<v Speaker 3>They go into a cave and is Wicket trying to

0:38:18.400 --> 0:38:21.359
<v Speaker 3>build a hang glider. I think he's just building one

0:38:21.400 --> 0:38:24.319
<v Speaker 3>out of bones and hides and stuff. Very cool.

0:38:24.400 --> 0:38:25.879
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean that's the other thing to can mind

0:38:25.880 --> 0:38:29.359
<v Speaker 2>about the Ewoks, Like, yes, they're using like stone age technology,

0:38:29.400 --> 0:38:32.879
<v Speaker 2>but they have mastered non powered flight, Like they can

0:38:32.920 --> 0:38:35.319
<v Speaker 2>build a functional glider and just go for it.

0:38:35.440 --> 0:38:38.640
<v Speaker 3>Yeah. So he builds that, and then they accidentally disturb

0:38:38.680 --> 0:38:42.200
<v Speaker 3>a dragon. And then what is the deal with this

0:38:42.320 --> 0:38:45.400
<v Speaker 3>dragon's chest? It looks like it's wearing a vest of

0:38:45.440 --> 0:38:46.839
<v Speaker 3>some kind. Do you remember this?

0:38:47.520 --> 0:38:49.240
<v Speaker 2>I don't remember the chest to the drag. I mainly

0:38:49.280 --> 0:38:50.520
<v Speaker 2>just remember it's you know, he has kind of like

0:38:50.520 --> 0:38:52.040
<v Speaker 2>a snaky condory head.

0:38:52.120 --> 0:38:56.040
<v Speaker 3>Uh huh. Well, okay, So the dragon grabs Sindel and

0:38:56.239 --> 0:38:58.839
<v Speaker 3>flies off with her, and then Wickett has to rescue her,

0:38:59.200 --> 0:39:01.879
<v Speaker 3>which he does by like making the dragon drop her

0:39:02.040 --> 0:39:05.080
<v Speaker 3>and then flying down and catching her after she's been

0:39:05.160 --> 0:39:09.480
<v Speaker 3>dropped in a physically implausible scene. But it works. You know,

0:39:09.520 --> 0:39:10.040
<v Speaker 3>it's fun.

0:39:10.320 --> 0:39:10.840
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:39:10.880 --> 0:39:13.800
<v Speaker 3>But one of the things that I noted this maybe

0:39:14.080 --> 0:39:17.440
<v Speaker 3>extremely brief monster science note. When they watch the dragon

0:39:17.520 --> 0:39:20.040
<v Speaker 3>flying away, there's this part where they show a planet

0:39:20.160 --> 0:39:23.440
<v Speaker 3>looming over the horizon and it takes up literally half

0:39:23.520 --> 0:39:25.800
<v Speaker 3>the sky. I guess that's supposed to be the gas

0:39:25.880 --> 0:39:29.680
<v Speaker 3>giant that this moon is a moon of Yeah, but

0:39:30.480 --> 0:39:32.839
<v Speaker 3>I was like, that just looks too big. That is

0:39:33.080 --> 0:39:36.560
<v Speaker 3>implausibly big. Though it did make me look up. And

0:39:36.600 --> 0:39:38.120
<v Speaker 3>I think we've sort of talked about this on the

0:39:38.120 --> 0:39:40.480
<v Speaker 3>show before when we were talking about the moons of Jupiter.

0:39:40.560 --> 0:39:44.600
<v Speaker 3>But there are moons you could stand on in our

0:39:44.600 --> 0:39:46.799
<v Speaker 3>Solar system where if you look at the planet that

0:39:46.880 --> 0:39:49.319
<v Speaker 3>this is a moon of the planet, would look much

0:39:49.400 --> 0:39:51.839
<v Speaker 3>bigger than things we're used to seeing in the sky.

0:39:52.000 --> 0:39:53.960
<v Speaker 3>For example, if you stand on the surface of the

0:39:54.000 --> 0:39:58.879
<v Speaker 3>innermost major moon of Jupiter, the Galilean moon Ioh, which

0:39:58.920 --> 0:40:02.480
<v Speaker 3>is very yellow, sulfurous hell, lots of volcanoes erupting all

0:40:02.520 --> 0:40:05.319
<v Speaker 3>the time, you stand on the surface of Io and

0:40:05.360 --> 0:40:08.160
<v Speaker 3>you look at Jupiter, Jupiter would not take up half

0:40:08.200 --> 0:40:11.000
<v Speaker 3>the sky, but it would be very big compared to

0:40:11.120 --> 0:40:12.880
<v Speaker 3>like stuff we're used to seeing, like the Sun or

0:40:12.920 --> 0:40:15.520
<v Speaker 3>the Moon. You can usually, I think cover up the

0:40:15.560 --> 0:40:18.640
<v Speaker 3>Moon if you extend your armfully and you can like

0:40:18.680 --> 0:40:21.960
<v Speaker 3>cover it up with one finger. To cover up Jupiter

0:40:22.080 --> 0:40:24.319
<v Speaker 3>from the surface of Io, you'd probably have to use

0:40:24.360 --> 0:40:27.520
<v Speaker 3>your whole hand. So it's bigger, but it's still not

0:40:27.719 --> 0:40:28.600
<v Speaker 3>the whole sky.

0:40:29.160 --> 0:40:33.279
<v Speaker 2>Right, I guess I didn't notice as much. Maybe, I

0:40:33.320 --> 0:40:36.440
<v Speaker 2>mean I didn't think about it. But I've been playing

0:40:36.560 --> 0:40:38.319
<v Speaker 2>this game No Man's Sky a little bit.

0:40:38.440 --> 0:40:40.799
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, that's funny.

0:40:41.040 --> 0:40:43.960
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, fun beautiful game. You're exploring planets landing on it.

0:40:44.000 --> 0:40:46.000
<v Speaker 2>But there's a lot of that in this game, yes,

0:40:46.120 --> 0:40:49.560
<v Speaker 2>where you land on some strange, beautiful world and the

0:40:49.600 --> 0:40:53.399
<v Speaker 2>horizon is just ridunculous. Yeah, like gorgeous. But yeah, if

0:40:53.400 --> 0:40:56.880
<v Speaker 2>you start thinking about the relative size and distances involved,

0:40:57.200 --> 0:40:58.480
<v Speaker 2>it's a bit much at times.

0:40:58.760 --> 0:41:01.719
<v Speaker 3>But so in Sindel, they're out in the woods here

0:41:01.760 --> 0:41:04.680
<v Speaker 3>after they've escaped, and then then they meet the real

0:41:04.760 --> 0:41:07.759
<v Speaker 3>star of the film, which is a tricksy beast with

0:41:07.880 --> 0:41:11.360
<v Speaker 3>scruffy fur and beaver teeth that runs on fast forward.

0:41:11.440 --> 0:41:14.360
<v Speaker 3>And this is Teak, who we've already alluded to. Teak

0:41:14.480 --> 0:41:16.200
<v Speaker 3>is just the best Teak is.

0:41:16.280 --> 0:41:20.480
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he's awesome. My wife thinks he has frightening teeth.

0:41:20.840 --> 0:41:23.319
<v Speaker 2>I don't think he is fright He has very He's

0:41:23.440 --> 0:41:27.319
<v Speaker 2>very rabbit like, both in his dental mechanics but also

0:41:27.360 --> 0:41:29.560
<v Speaker 2>in just his overall form. He's this kind of like

0:41:29.640 --> 0:41:34.919
<v Speaker 2>little rabbity fella that runs around at speeds that must

0:41:34.960 --> 0:41:37.520
<v Speaker 2>make him the fastest creature in the Star Wars universe.

0:41:38.400 --> 0:41:41.640
<v Speaker 3>Here's the real question. Is Teak an ewok?

0:41:42.200 --> 0:41:42.880
<v Speaker 4>I don't think so.

0:41:44.160 --> 0:41:44.200
<v Speaker 1>No.

0:41:44.840 --> 0:41:48.680
<v Speaker 2>I look, according to Wookipedia, his species is Teak.

0:41:49.200 --> 0:41:54.759
<v Speaker 3>So maybe the new season of The Mandalorian, we'll have

0:41:54.800 --> 0:41:55.560
<v Speaker 3>a baby Teak.

0:41:55.920 --> 0:41:56.399
<v Speaker 4>Oh Man.

0:41:56.440 --> 0:41:58.719
<v Speaker 2>I would love for Teak to show up again in

0:41:58.760 --> 0:42:01.160
<v Speaker 2>some form or another. I feel like he was an

0:42:01.160 --> 0:42:04.440
<v Speaker 2>absolute joy. It's, you know, very much a It's an

0:42:04.480 --> 0:42:07.799
<v Speaker 2>interesting story with Teak because it's very much a little

0:42:07.840 --> 0:42:10.600
<v Speaker 2>person in a suit, very well done, very well acted.

0:42:10.840 --> 0:42:13.880
<v Speaker 2>The suit is in the like the puppetry that that moves,

0:42:13.920 --> 0:42:17.080
<v Speaker 2>the facial features is is just very well done. I

0:42:17.120 --> 0:42:20.319
<v Speaker 2>totally bought Teak as an actual creature in this. But

0:42:21.680 --> 0:42:25.840
<v Speaker 2>the some of the lore apparently is that Wilfrid Brimley

0:42:26.120 --> 0:42:30.200
<v Speaker 2>apparently can be difficult to get along with and for starters.

0:42:30.239 --> 0:42:32.560
<v Speaker 2>I don't think he liked the directors on this, and

0:42:32.600 --> 0:42:35.080
<v Speaker 2>so if somebody else had to direct him in all

0:42:35.120 --> 0:42:38.239
<v Speaker 2>of his scenes. But on top of this, Peak was

0:42:38.239 --> 0:42:41.160
<v Speaker 2>going to originally be either exclusively a puppet or it

0:42:41.200 --> 0:42:42.720
<v Speaker 2>was going to be a puppet more of the time,

0:42:43.200 --> 0:42:45.680
<v Speaker 2>and Wilfrid was just having none of this. He's like,

0:42:45.760 --> 0:42:48.520
<v Speaker 2>I am not acting the opposite a puppet. You get

0:42:48.560 --> 0:42:50.960
<v Speaker 2>a person in here in a suit, I'll act against

0:42:50.960 --> 0:42:53.560
<v Speaker 2>a person, but get that puppet out of here.

0:42:57.080 --> 0:43:01.080
<v Speaker 3>That's just perfect. Well he's like a puppet. That's witchcraft.

0:43:01.160 --> 0:43:04.840
<v Speaker 3>You know. He doesn't like it at all. But anyway,

0:43:05.000 --> 0:43:07.240
<v Speaker 3>this alludes to the fact that the Teak and Wilfred

0:43:07.239 --> 0:43:11.560
<v Speaker 3>Brimley are a duo. In this movie. Teak leads Sindell

0:43:11.640 --> 0:43:14.359
<v Speaker 3>and Wicket the e walk to the home of Wilfrid Brimley. Again.

0:43:14.400 --> 0:43:17.960
<v Speaker 3>The character's name is Noah, and we meet Wilfred Brimley

0:43:17.960 --> 0:43:20.560
<v Speaker 3>and he's very ornery and he tries to send them away.

0:43:20.600 --> 0:43:22.720
<v Speaker 3>He's like, you can't stay here, get out of my house,

0:43:22.760 --> 0:43:25.960
<v Speaker 3>and the little girl's just like, well, he's just a

0:43:26.080 --> 0:43:28.960
<v Speaker 3>mean old man anyway. But he makes them depart the

0:43:29.040 --> 0:43:33.280
<v Speaker 3>Kingdom of Brimley. So they sit outside being sad and pathetic.

0:43:33.360 --> 0:43:36.280
<v Speaker 3>They're like, we're cold, we're hungry, and he's like, well,

0:43:36.320 --> 0:43:38.319
<v Speaker 3>I'm a mean old man and I don't care. But

0:43:38.360 --> 0:43:42.359
<v Speaker 3>then his heart, with some urging from Teak, his heart

0:43:42.400 --> 0:43:44.880
<v Speaker 3>eventually melts and he lets them into the house and

0:43:45.600 --> 0:43:48.320
<v Speaker 3>they share a fire and then he becomes he becomes

0:43:48.440 --> 0:43:51.080
<v Speaker 3>nice grandpa instead of mean grandpa. Yeah.

0:43:51.080 --> 0:43:52.680
<v Speaker 2>I was watching this movie with my son and he

0:43:52.800 --> 0:43:57.200
<v Speaker 2>was initially not having any of this. The this Noah

0:43:57.239 --> 0:43:58.840
<v Speaker 2>character is like, Yeah, this guy's awful.

0:43:58.840 --> 0:44:01.200
<v Speaker 4>He is mean. I don't like him.

0:44:01.800 --> 0:44:04.080
<v Speaker 2>But then yeah, he has a rapid change of heart,

0:44:05.400 --> 0:44:07.600
<v Speaker 2>and then he's all in for the rest of the movie.

0:44:08.080 --> 0:44:10.640
<v Speaker 3>Speaking of the resourcefulness of the Ewoks, one of the

0:44:10.680 --> 0:44:12.680
<v Speaker 3>things that I really enjoyed was there's a scene where

0:44:12.719 --> 0:44:14.640
<v Speaker 3>Wicket makes a fire with a bow drill.

0:44:15.160 --> 0:44:18.640
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's weird. The domestic scenes in this film are

0:44:18.640 --> 0:44:21.200
<v Speaker 2>some of my favorites. Like they just warm my heart

0:44:22.040 --> 0:44:25.680
<v Speaker 2>in a way that I can't fully explain. But just

0:44:25.760 --> 0:44:28.320
<v Speaker 2>the scenes where they're just setting around eating or cooking

0:44:28.480 --> 0:44:31.560
<v Speaker 2>or playing music together, like these are just, I don't know,

0:44:31.560 --> 0:44:36.520
<v Speaker 2>they're just they're just totally warm experiences. Yeah, I think

0:44:36.560 --> 0:44:37.879
<v Speaker 2>I like those more than anything else.

0:44:38.000 --> 0:44:40.399
<v Speaker 3>There's a lot of puppets eating food or I don't

0:44:40.400 --> 0:44:42.880
<v Speaker 3>know if they I guess the facial puppetry of of

0:44:43.280 --> 0:44:45.080
<v Speaker 3>Teak and stuff that I guess that would still be

0:44:45.120 --> 0:44:49.520
<v Speaker 3>puppetry even though there's an actor playing Teak. But like

0:44:49.840 --> 0:44:54.520
<v Speaker 3>the uh, there's the scene where they're eating a pie

0:44:54.880 --> 0:44:58.279
<v Speaker 3>made out of flowers. I didn't fully understand that, like

0:44:58.280 --> 0:45:01.120
<v Speaker 3>they gathered flowers. They're like, we're making pie, and okay.

0:45:03.120 --> 0:45:05.600
<v Speaker 3>But then so after all this, you get these nice

0:45:05.600 --> 0:45:09.520
<v Speaker 3>domestic scenes. They share a fire, they eat flower pie,

0:45:09.960 --> 0:45:12.680
<v Speaker 3>and then we finally cut to the Castle of Pain.

0:45:12.920 --> 0:45:16.319
<v Speaker 3>It shows these these stone towers. I don't know what

0:45:16.480 --> 0:45:18.759
<v Speaker 3>castle they used to film this at, but it's this

0:45:20.040 --> 0:45:25.520
<v Speaker 3>nasty castle where the skeleton orangutan insect creatures live and

0:45:25.600 --> 0:45:28.359
<v Speaker 3>the raven sorceresses there, and they're all hanging out trying

0:45:28.400 --> 0:45:32.000
<v Speaker 3>to do some kind of magic spell on the canister

0:45:32.239 --> 0:45:36.080
<v Speaker 3>from Paul Gleeson's spaceship. But I didn't really understand this either,

0:45:36.120 --> 0:45:38.320
<v Speaker 3>But maybe it wasn't supposed to make sense.

0:45:39.160 --> 0:45:39.560
<v Speaker 4>I don't know.

0:45:39.760 --> 0:45:42.440
<v Speaker 2>I probably thought about it way too much because I

0:45:42.440 --> 0:45:45.839
<v Speaker 2>think what we have here is that the Marauders at

0:45:45.880 --> 0:45:50.440
<v Speaker 2>some time in the past themselves crash landed on Indoor,

0:45:51.400 --> 0:45:55.480
<v Speaker 2>and at this point they no longer I suspect that

0:45:55.520 --> 0:46:00.200
<v Speaker 2>the Marauders were more of a primitive society on their

0:46:00.200 --> 0:46:02.839
<v Speaker 2>home world, like maybe they had achieved you know, like

0:46:02.920 --> 0:46:08.200
<v Speaker 2>iron age or or maybe Bronze age technology before they

0:46:08.239 --> 0:46:12.520
<v Speaker 2>got sucked up into galactic affairs, you know, forced to

0:46:12.520 --> 0:46:15.640
<v Speaker 2>be a warrior, cast by some group or another, and

0:46:15.719 --> 0:46:17.759
<v Speaker 2>just thrown in over their head given technology that they

0:46:17.800 --> 0:46:21.680
<v Speaker 2>don't really understand but figure out how to use effectively,

0:46:22.080 --> 0:46:24.520
<v Speaker 2>like the blasters that they have, you know, that are

0:46:24.520 --> 0:46:27.920
<v Speaker 2>all just again held together with dirty gauze. There are

0:46:28.080 --> 0:46:30.600
<v Speaker 2>a couple of scenes of one of them setting around

0:46:30.680 --> 0:46:34.880
<v Speaker 2>drunkenly tinkering with some sort of electrical contraption and electric

0:46:34.960 --> 0:46:38.440
<v Speaker 2>uting itself in the process. So yeah, you get that

0:46:38.560 --> 0:46:42.239
<v Speaker 2>sense that they sort of know how the technology works,

0:46:42.280 --> 0:46:43.759
<v Speaker 2>they know it well enough to use it, but they

0:46:43.800 --> 0:46:47.160
<v Speaker 2>don't understand other concepts. So at some point in their

0:46:47.200 --> 0:46:49.320
<v Speaker 2>past they might have understood that they need a power

0:46:49.360 --> 0:46:52.800
<v Speaker 2>sell to give them the power to return to orbit

0:46:52.920 --> 0:46:56.200
<v Speaker 2>and return to galactic affairs. But at this point, you know,

0:46:56.239 --> 0:47:00.080
<v Speaker 2>maybe it's generations afterwards. All that has survived is this

0:47:00.280 --> 0:47:03.000
<v Speaker 2>idea that if they get a hold of a power cell,

0:47:03.120 --> 0:47:06.520
<v Speaker 2>that is the power. And so Terrek believes that he

0:47:06.600 --> 0:47:09.560
<v Speaker 2>no longer understands it in in terms of technological power,

0:47:09.600 --> 0:47:13.720
<v Speaker 2>but in terms of like personal cosmic power, personal magical power.

0:47:14.239 --> 0:47:16.680
<v Speaker 3>Through the decay of the lore over the years, what

0:47:16.840 --> 0:47:21.560
<v Speaker 3>was initially a technological utilitarian need has become a religion.

0:47:21.680 --> 0:47:24.399
<v Speaker 3>We need this object of power in order to give

0:47:24.520 --> 0:47:27.000
<v Speaker 3>us basically the magic to do what we want.

0:47:27.560 --> 0:47:31.239
<v Speaker 2>Right, And as far as the castle goes, I interpreted

0:47:31.239 --> 0:47:33.440
<v Speaker 2>that as being like ruins that they found, like those

0:47:33.480 --> 0:47:36.560
<v Speaker 2>are the ruins of some even you know, some previous

0:47:36.719 --> 0:47:41.280
<v Speaker 2>Indrian civilization that was snuffed out or expired.

0:47:41.880 --> 0:47:52.400
<v Speaker 3>Okay, yeah, I guess that would make sense. So they're

0:47:52.640 --> 0:47:54.959
<v Speaker 3>trying to work their magic and it's not going well.

0:47:54.960 --> 0:47:57.320
<v Speaker 3>And then as we come back to Wilfred Brimley, Sindel

0:47:57.440 --> 0:48:00.440
<v Speaker 3>and Wicked and Teak and they're in the problem. Well, actually,

0:48:00.440 --> 0:48:03.560
<v Speaker 3>they find out that Wilfrid Brimley himself has a crash spaceship.

0:48:03.600 --> 0:48:06.000
<v Speaker 3>Seems that there are a lot of crash spaceships around here,

0:48:06.200 --> 0:48:09.439
<v Speaker 3>and he's been trying to repair it. Right, is he's

0:48:09.800 --> 0:48:11.400
<v Speaker 3>been working on it for all these years?

0:48:11.719 --> 0:48:11.919
<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

0:48:12.000 --> 0:48:12.200
<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

0:48:12.239 --> 0:48:15.440
<v Speaker 2>Basically, Again, the comparisons between this movie and No Man

0:48:15.520 --> 0:48:18.120
<v Speaker 2>Sky are tremendous because you land on a planet No

0:48:18.200 --> 0:48:22.839
<v Speaker 2>Man Sky and they're just crash spaceships everywhere, and that's

0:48:22.920 --> 0:48:24.359
<v Speaker 2>kind of how it is here. Yeah, So he has

0:48:24.400 --> 0:48:27.400
<v Speaker 2>a crash spaceship, but he has he's been working to

0:48:27.400 --> 0:48:29.439
<v Speaker 2>repair it, but he does not have a power cell.

0:48:30.040 --> 0:48:33.560
<v Speaker 3>So and then in the process of discovering this, the

0:48:33.640 --> 0:48:35.799
<v Speaker 3>characters just get more and more sappy toward each other.

0:48:35.840 --> 0:48:38.200
<v Speaker 3>Wilfrid Brimley gets all sweet and he opens up to

0:48:38.239 --> 0:48:40.400
<v Speaker 3>the child and the e walk. He gets Sindel to

0:48:40.480 --> 0:48:43.359
<v Speaker 3>sing a song at one point, and I don't mean

0:48:43.360 --> 0:48:45.839
<v Speaker 3>to be mean to this child actor, but it is

0:48:45.920 --> 0:48:49.080
<v Speaker 3>so bad, like Wickett can barely pretend to clap at

0:48:49.080 --> 0:48:54.399
<v Speaker 3>the end of the song. Another thing I noticed that.

0:48:54.680 --> 0:48:58.840
<v Speaker 3>So you mentioned that the cart made by the Marauder

0:48:58.880 --> 0:49:01.719
<v Speaker 3>creatures looks like it's made out of bones, and you're

0:49:01.800 --> 0:49:04.200
<v Speaker 3>right about that. Maybe it's made out of the Blurg bones.

0:49:04.480 --> 0:49:07.719
<v Speaker 3>Sometimes Wilfrid Brimley's hut in the woods also looks like

0:49:07.760 --> 0:49:11.560
<v Speaker 3>it's made out of bones like that, Like that's stone

0:49:11.560 --> 0:49:14.000
<v Speaker 3>age mammoth bone hut we talked about in an episode

0:49:14.080 --> 0:49:14.839
<v Speaker 3>not too long ago.

0:49:15.239 --> 0:49:18.279
<v Speaker 2>Well, I mean, it seems like there are various megafauna

0:49:18.360 --> 0:49:22.000
<v Speaker 2>on the planet that can be butchered and made into houses.

0:49:22.440 --> 0:49:24.680
<v Speaker 3>But it's the forest moon of Indoor though, like they're

0:49:24.719 --> 0:49:25.880
<v Speaker 3>not hurting for lumber.

0:49:26.800 --> 0:49:30.439
<v Speaker 2>Yeah that's true. Yeah, why there's wood everywhere. Why build

0:49:30.480 --> 0:49:31.320
<v Speaker 2>anything out of a bone?

0:49:31.360 --> 0:49:35.680
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, interesting, I wonder. But anyway, so one morning you

0:49:35.719 --> 0:49:38.560
<v Speaker 3>get the third act kicks into gear because one morning

0:49:38.680 --> 0:49:41.080
<v Speaker 3>Sindell is lured out of the house by something that

0:49:41.160 --> 0:49:44.239
<v Speaker 3>she thinks is the sound of her mother's singing, and

0:49:44.280 --> 0:49:48.120
<v Speaker 3>then Wicked and Wilfrid Brimley go after her, and Sindell

0:49:48.560 --> 0:49:52.200
<v Speaker 3>comes across this weird fairy type lady in a flowing

0:49:52.239 --> 0:49:54.960
<v Speaker 3>white dress who's out in the forest with a white horse.

0:49:55.480 --> 0:49:58.360
<v Speaker 3>But of course it's a trap. This is the Sorceress,

0:49:58.440 --> 0:50:01.880
<v Speaker 3>the witch from the beginning. She snatches Sindel and rides

0:50:01.920 --> 0:50:03.680
<v Speaker 3>off on a horse to the Castle of Pain.

0:50:04.080 --> 0:50:06.560
<v Speaker 2>Yeah the horse turns black and then process oh.

0:50:06.480 --> 0:50:11.560
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah uh. And then thulsav Rooum wants Sindel to

0:50:11.840 --> 0:50:16.640
<v Speaker 3>use her magic to make the stolen canister work, and

0:50:16.719 --> 0:50:18.719
<v Speaker 3>she of course doesn't know how to do this, and

0:50:18.800 --> 0:50:20.880
<v Speaker 3>then he has a meltdown and throws her in a

0:50:20.880 --> 0:50:24.520
<v Speaker 3>prison cell. But there's a there's a rescue scene that

0:50:24.600 --> 0:50:28.160
<v Speaker 3>kicks off. So Wilford, Brimley, Wicket and Teak they they

0:50:28.200 --> 0:50:31.240
<v Speaker 3>sort of gear up and they go to the castle

0:50:31.360 --> 0:50:34.759
<v Speaker 3>on a mission of rescue. There's a grappling hook infiltration.

0:50:34.920 --> 0:50:37.960
<v Speaker 3>This whole infiltration scene with with Teak, I think is

0:50:38.000 --> 0:50:38.640
<v Speaker 3>really fun.

0:50:39.040 --> 0:50:40.919
<v Speaker 2>It is, it's it's it's a lot of fun because

0:50:40.920 --> 0:50:43.160
<v Speaker 2>you got you got the grappling hook going in. It's

0:50:43.440 --> 0:50:47.880
<v Speaker 2>you know, Teak is your stealth specialist flying ahead. There's

0:50:47.920 --> 0:50:50.919
<v Speaker 2>a oh, there's a there's a wonderful scene where where

0:50:51.200 --> 0:50:54.000
<v Speaker 2>once they are inside and just getting in is pretty exciting.

0:50:54.040 --> 0:50:56.839
<v Speaker 2>But then they they all three stack up on top

0:50:56.880 --> 0:50:59.160
<v Speaker 2>of each other and put a cloak over themselves to

0:50:59.200 --> 0:51:02.400
<v Speaker 2>pretend to be one marauder to in order to pass

0:51:02.520 --> 0:51:04.319
<v Speaker 2>unnoticed through their drunken meat hall.

0:51:04.800 --> 0:51:07.320
<v Speaker 3>Yeah. Well, the bad guys are doing this thing where

0:51:07.920 --> 0:51:10.239
<v Speaker 3>I guess this sometimes happens, especially in kids movies, where

0:51:10.280 --> 0:51:12.000
<v Speaker 3>the bad guys are all hanging out and they're having

0:51:12.040 --> 0:51:14.319
<v Speaker 3>a big old feast and they're eating and drinking and

0:51:14.320 --> 0:51:21.680
<v Speaker 3>they're just constantly emitting non stop, growling, maniacal laughter, and

0:51:21.760 --> 0:51:24.000
<v Speaker 3>it makes you wonder, what are they talking about? What's

0:51:24.000 --> 0:51:25.880
<v Speaker 3>so funny? It's just non.

0:51:25.760 --> 0:51:32.879
<v Speaker 2>Stop Yeah, yeah, I don't know what they're talking about.

0:51:32.920 --> 0:51:35.719
<v Speaker 2>I mean, clearly they're talking about. I mean, there's that

0:51:35.760 --> 0:51:38.759
<v Speaker 2>one guy who's working with electrical equipment, so maybe there's

0:51:38.760 --> 0:51:41.160
<v Speaker 2>a lot of like insider techie humor on his end,

0:51:41.200 --> 0:51:43.320
<v Speaker 2>but everybody else is just drinking and laughing.

0:51:43.440 --> 0:51:47.759
<v Speaker 3>Yeah. But then Wilfrid Brimley, Wicket Antique free the Ewoks

0:51:47.840 --> 0:51:51.360
<v Speaker 3>and Sindell from the Castle prison. The escape sequence reveals

0:51:51.360 --> 0:51:54.000
<v Speaker 3>that Ewoks once again, they're pretty handy with blasters in

0:51:54.040 --> 0:51:58.000
<v Speaker 3>a pinch, and everybody escapes via a zip line, and

0:51:58.040 --> 0:52:02.200
<v Speaker 3>then they do the thing they do, the thing that

0:52:02.400 --> 0:52:05.600
<v Speaker 3>Kevin McAllister does in Home Alone, where the bad guys

0:52:05.640 --> 0:52:07.680
<v Speaker 3>try to come on the zip line after them and

0:52:07.680 --> 0:52:09.759
<v Speaker 3>they cut it so they fall into the moat.

0:52:10.239 --> 0:52:11.359
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, the acid moat?

0:52:11.560 --> 0:52:13.440
<v Speaker 3>Oh is it? Is it acid or does it have

0:52:13.520 --> 0:52:15.520
<v Speaker 3>some kind of creature in it? I couldn't tell if

0:52:15.560 --> 0:52:17.680
<v Speaker 3>it was supposed to be piranhas or if the liquid

0:52:17.719 --> 0:52:18.800
<v Speaker 3>itself was harmful.

0:52:19.280 --> 0:52:20.920
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, they're a little they're a little vague on

0:52:20.920 --> 0:52:21.440
<v Speaker 2>that point.

0:52:21.719 --> 0:52:25.440
<v Speaker 3>There's something in there that bubbles and messes you up. Oh,

0:52:25.480 --> 0:52:27.759
<v Speaker 3>and there's a great line I love when they're reunited.

0:52:28.200 --> 0:52:30.520
<v Speaker 3>So we find out that Wilford Brimley had a friend

0:52:30.680 --> 0:52:35.080
<v Speaker 3>that he crash landed on this planet with and and

0:52:35.360 --> 0:52:38.600
<v Speaker 3>his bones are there in the Castle of Pain. And

0:52:38.680 --> 0:52:41.160
<v Speaker 3>when they when Sindel and Wilford Brimley meet back up,

0:52:41.200 --> 0:52:43.920
<v Speaker 3>Sindel says to him, I'm sorry about your friend. They

0:52:44.040 --> 0:52:45.520
<v Speaker 3>killed him for the power thing.

0:52:47.960 --> 0:52:51.040
<v Speaker 2>And there there is Serah's bones, like just bones just

0:52:51.320 --> 0:52:54.880
<v Speaker 2>basically it's been a high school science display.

0:52:55.000 --> 0:52:59.239
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, like really dry bones, like they look fossilized. So

0:52:59.320 --> 0:53:02.000
<v Speaker 3>I don't know along Wilfred Brimley supposed to have been there,

0:53:02.040 --> 0:53:04.240
<v Speaker 3>but yeah.

0:53:03.880 --> 0:53:05.759
<v Speaker 2>Now and when they're when they're freeing the ewoks, an

0:53:05.800 --> 0:53:09.200
<v Speaker 2>important thing is that there's a second there where the witch.

0:53:09.520 --> 0:53:11.719
<v Speaker 2>The Witch is locked up too, we've learned, and all

0:53:11.760 --> 0:53:14.880
<v Speaker 2>this of the Witch is is is as much a

0:53:14.920 --> 0:53:17.399
<v Speaker 2>prisoner as they are in many ways, like Carrot keeps

0:53:17.440 --> 0:53:20.040
<v Speaker 2>asking her to release the magic and she can't do it.

0:53:20.560 --> 0:53:23.359
<v Speaker 2>And there's this confusing scene when they're still locked up

0:53:23.400 --> 0:53:26.560
<v Speaker 2>where the Witch is like like talking to a Sindel

0:53:26.600 --> 0:53:29.040
<v Speaker 2>and says, well, why didn't you release the magic when

0:53:29.040 --> 0:53:31.000
<v Speaker 2>you asks you release the magic? Did you try waving

0:53:31.040 --> 0:53:34.480
<v Speaker 2>your hand over it or something? And it seems it's

0:53:34.520 --> 0:53:37.400
<v Speaker 2>a confusing sequence that, more than anything in this film,

0:53:37.440 --> 0:53:40.200
<v Speaker 2>forces me to do a lot of mental gymnastics to

0:53:40.239 --> 0:53:45.480
<v Speaker 2>make work, because if she she's like this magical being,

0:53:46.920 --> 0:53:49.040
<v Speaker 2>like where does she come from? Like the night Sister

0:53:50.400 --> 0:53:53.520
<v Speaker 2>excuse like that seems to work for a lot of this.

0:53:53.920 --> 0:53:56.080
<v Speaker 2>You can say, well, she's a you know, a forced

0:53:56.080 --> 0:53:59.640
<v Speaker 2>sensitive individual from another planet like everybody else in this scenario.

0:53:59.840 --> 0:54:02.000
<v Speaker 2>She got stuck on this planet or got stuck with

0:54:02.040 --> 0:54:05.240
<v Speaker 2>the Marauders at some point or another. But she clearly

0:54:05.280 --> 0:54:09.880
<v Speaker 2>knows about spaceships. She that's revealed later. She you know,

0:54:09.960 --> 0:54:13.400
<v Speaker 2>she's she, I guess, knows about a wider universe. So

0:54:13.800 --> 0:54:16.200
<v Speaker 2>doesn't she realize this is a power cell? The best

0:54:16.320 --> 0:54:19.360
<v Speaker 2>I can do to understand this is maybe she's just

0:54:19.440 --> 0:54:22.319
<v Speaker 2>been in with the Marauders so long. She's like she's

0:54:22.400 --> 0:54:25.760
<v Speaker 2>gone mad. She's like bought into Trek's madness, into thinking

0:54:25.800 --> 0:54:28.200
<v Speaker 2>that the power cell has magical properties.

0:54:28.239 --> 0:54:28.600
<v Speaker 4>I don't know.

0:54:29.000 --> 0:54:33.520
<v Speaker 3>That is an admirable retcon rob you. You've come as

0:54:33.520 --> 0:54:34.760
<v Speaker 3>close as a person could.

0:54:34.600 --> 0:54:37.279
<v Speaker 2>Come, because otherwise it's a real I say, it's a

0:54:37.280 --> 0:54:41.040
<v Speaker 2>real weak point in this particular script. But at any rate,

0:54:41.239 --> 0:54:45.000
<v Speaker 2>they Seendel refuses to let Wicket free. Her says no,

0:54:45.080 --> 0:54:47.279
<v Speaker 2>she's evil, and swats the keys out of his hands,

0:54:47.320 --> 0:54:49.799
<v Speaker 2>and then go down to the sewer, and then and

0:54:49.840 --> 0:54:53.399
<v Speaker 2>then Once the good guys have escaped, the Marauders come back.

0:54:53.400 --> 0:54:55.160
<v Speaker 2>They act for a second like they're just gonna gun

0:54:55.200 --> 0:54:58.080
<v Speaker 2>down the witch in the cage, but instead they free

0:54:58.120 --> 0:55:01.120
<v Speaker 2>her and they're like, yeah, come with thus, and you're

0:55:01.120 --> 0:55:04.000
<v Speaker 2>gonna we're gonna get this thing back. She transforms into

0:55:04.160 --> 0:55:08.040
<v Speaker 2>her raven form, but after she does so, Terrek takes

0:55:08.040 --> 0:55:13.040
<v Speaker 2>the magic ring off of the ravens claw there and

0:55:13.520 --> 0:55:17.279
<v Speaker 2>puts it on a necklace around his own neck. Presumably

0:55:17.320 --> 0:55:20.040
<v Speaker 2>this means she cannot change back into her human form

0:55:20.440 --> 0:55:22.680
<v Speaker 2>until she gets that ring back from Terrek. Oh.

0:55:22.840 --> 0:55:25.239
<v Speaker 3>Okay, I didn't understand that at the time. Now I do.

0:55:25.400 --> 0:55:28.480
<v Speaker 3>That makes sense. But Terrek also seems to maybe is

0:55:28.520 --> 0:55:31.160
<v Speaker 3>he getting power from the ring or something? I don't know.

0:55:31.280 --> 0:55:33.080
<v Speaker 3>Is it like is it like the one Ring?

0:55:33.440 --> 0:55:35.279
<v Speaker 2>I don't think he gets anything out of it. No,

0:55:36.200 --> 0:55:40.040
<v Speaker 2>until in the very final scene with him, he gets

0:55:40.040 --> 0:55:42.120
<v Speaker 2>it in all the wrong ways, which, well, right, we'll

0:55:42.160 --> 0:55:42.480
<v Speaker 2>touch on.

0:55:42.640 --> 0:55:46.800
<v Speaker 3>So the Marauders then chase our heroes. They chase Wilfrid Brimley, Sindell,

0:55:46.920 --> 0:55:50.640
<v Speaker 3>and the e walks an Teak, and the heroes are

0:55:50.680 --> 0:55:54.000
<v Speaker 3>going to remember Wilford Brimley has a spaceship that's up

0:55:54.040 --> 0:55:56.960
<v Speaker 3>on cinder blocks in his yard. They're going to that

0:55:57.160 --> 0:55:59.200
<v Speaker 3>and Wilfrid Brimley is going to do something with the

0:55:59.239 --> 0:56:01.680
<v Speaker 3>power cell. I think he's going to repair his ship,

0:56:01.719 --> 0:56:05.000
<v Speaker 3>and I don't know they'll escape or something. But there's

0:56:05.040 --> 0:56:07.440
<v Speaker 3>of course there of course has to be an Ewok battle,

0:56:07.560 --> 0:56:09.759
<v Speaker 3>just like in Return of the Jedi, and there is one.

0:56:09.840 --> 0:56:13.120
<v Speaker 3>So the Ewoks battle the marauders in the woods and

0:56:13.200 --> 0:56:16.640
<v Speaker 3>they use traps and they use the environment and it's

0:56:16.760 --> 0:56:19.480
<v Speaker 3>much like the Return of the Jedi scene.

0:56:19.680 --> 0:56:24.719
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's marauders versus e Woks, and it's pretty good.

0:56:24.760 --> 0:56:27.880
<v Speaker 2>Lots of traps going off, and then eventually Noah gets

0:56:27.960 --> 0:56:32.520
<v Speaker 2>the ship's defenses running, so he starts busting out. First

0:56:32.560 --> 0:56:36.239
<v Speaker 2>of all, there's like this enormous blaster cannon on the

0:56:36.280 --> 0:56:40.120
<v Speaker 2>side of the ship that folds out and starts taking

0:56:40.160 --> 0:56:43.920
<v Speaker 2>down enemies. And then there are also these two what

0:56:44.000 --> 0:56:47.440
<v Speaker 2>seemed to be open air gunnery positions, Like they're not

0:56:47.560 --> 0:56:51.600
<v Speaker 2>completely enclosed, so either that's a flawed in the whole

0:56:51.640 --> 0:56:55.239
<v Speaker 2>design or they're only intended for use steering, like while

0:56:55.239 --> 0:56:57.840
<v Speaker 2>the ship is in an atmosphere or something. But at

0:56:57.840 --> 0:57:00.560
<v Speaker 2>any rate, they've got like three gunnery positions now, I think,

0:57:00.840 --> 0:57:03.560
<v Speaker 2>adding to the use of traps. And they have a catapult,

0:57:03.840 --> 0:57:06.680
<v Speaker 2>which of course ends up firing an Ewok at a

0:57:06.719 --> 0:57:10.239
<v Speaker 2>Marauder at one point, right, he gets in on the action.

0:57:10.320 --> 0:57:12.520
<v Speaker 2>There's a wonderful scene where he starts a little fire

0:57:12.600 --> 0:57:16.040
<v Speaker 2>underneath one of the Blurg's feet. He starts a Blurg stampede.

0:57:16.840 --> 0:57:19.480
<v Speaker 3>I mean, since he is essentially the flash, he would

0:57:19.520 --> 0:57:21.440
<v Speaker 3>think he would be pretty useful in a fight. He

0:57:21.480 --> 0:57:23.840
<v Speaker 3>can like fast forward run to any position.

0:57:24.240 --> 0:57:27.800
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, he wraps he fast forward vine wraps the

0:57:27.800 --> 0:57:29.600
<v Speaker 2>Marauder to a tree at one point.

0:57:29.720 --> 0:57:31.600
<v Speaker 3>Yes, there are lots of vines that That also makes

0:57:31.640 --> 0:57:33.920
<v Speaker 3>me think about how the spaceship is not only so,

0:57:34.000 --> 0:57:36.200
<v Speaker 3>the spaceship that's up on cinder blocks is covered in

0:57:36.320 --> 0:57:39.640
<v Speaker 3>vines that look very flammable. When they start shooting the lasers,

0:57:39.720 --> 0:57:41.640
<v Speaker 3>it looks like, I don't know, it looks like a

0:57:42.640 --> 0:57:46.960
<v Speaker 3>fire hazard. But of course, the as you might expect,

0:57:47.000 --> 0:57:49.360
<v Speaker 3>it's a yubnub. The humans and the Ewoks win the

0:57:49.400 --> 0:57:54.520
<v Speaker 3>battle against the Marauders. And yeah, but then the bad

0:57:54.560 --> 0:57:57.960
<v Speaker 3>guy Trek He even after the battle is over, he

0:57:58.080 --> 0:58:02.320
<v Speaker 3>captures Sindel and he tries to bargain with Wilfrid Brimley.

0:58:02.400 --> 0:58:05.040
<v Speaker 3>He's like, give me the power, defy me, and she

0:58:05.160 --> 0:58:10.200
<v Speaker 3>is doomed. And then Wilfrid Brimley and Tulsa Thulsa room duel,

0:58:10.400 --> 0:58:14.120
<v Speaker 3>so it's Soared versus Walking Stick, and for a second

0:58:14.160 --> 0:58:17.520
<v Speaker 3>it looks like Terrek is gonna win, but then Wickett

0:58:17.600 --> 0:58:21.360
<v Speaker 3>uses his sling and hits I guess the jewel on

0:58:21.480 --> 0:58:26.360
<v Speaker 3>the ring on Terrek's necklace that he got from the witch,

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<v Speaker 3>and for some reason, hitting that with the sling or

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<v Speaker 3>the stone from the sling makes Terrek get just crispified.

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<v Speaker 3>He just sort of like burns up and turns into

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<v Speaker 3>an ash husk.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's a great petrification scene because it's like it

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<v Speaker 2>hits the ring. And then Arrek has this moment. You know,

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<v Speaker 2>he's wanted power this whole time, he wants magical power,

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<v Speaker 2>and now he's gotten it, and you know, not from

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<v Speaker 2>the source he was after, but here's the power, and

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<v Speaker 2>it just just fries him like a charp oil, like

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<v Speaker 2>just chah charborl like it, like you just put him

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<v Speaker 2>in the microwave too long, just turns him to this

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<v Speaker 2>smoking ash and stone and it's it's a pretty great sequence.

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<v Speaker 2>And then afterwards, like the wickets trying to get too

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<v Speaker 2>close to it, and Noah's like, don't, don't, don't, don't

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<v Speaker 2>even look at it, don't get close to it. It's

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<v Speaker 2>just like just an unwholesome affair.

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<v Speaker 3>It doesn't taste as good as he smells. But then

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<v Speaker 3>of course they fly away, Wilford, Brimley and Sindel evacuate

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<v Speaker 3>the planet. The Sindel is now a child of space,

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<v Speaker 3>and I don't know what happens after that. Maybe they

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<v Speaker 3>go on adventures, or maybe Sindel joins the Empire.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like that would make sense if you go the

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<v Speaker 2>Captain FAsMA direction. I think they were going to do

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<v Speaker 2>a third one of this. I've seen rumblings about that

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<v Speaker 2>that originally there was going to be a third e

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<v Speaker 2>Wok movie, but it never never came to fruition. So

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<v Speaker 2>one can only wonder.

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<v Speaker 3>And so that's the end. Yub nob yub nub.

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<v Speaker 2>I care and just Teak stay behind.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't remember.

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<v Speaker 3>I should know that.

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<v Speaker 2>I think take stays. I think Teak is a child

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<v Speaker 2>of Indoor like the Ewoks, and should not leave.

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<v Speaker 3>If Teaks had been made to fly they would have

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<v Speaker 3>been born with power cells.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Also, what happens if Teak is on board a ship

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<v Speaker 2>traveling at warp speed and then he runs at full

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<v Speaker 2>speed back through the hallways.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, that's one of those good relativity questions. Man, I

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<v Speaker 3>wish I'd thought of this ahead of time. We could

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<v Speaker 3>have worked that out.

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<v Speaker 2>That's homework, homework for your listeners who want to do

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<v Speaker 2>some deep thinking there. So in terms of you know,

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<v Speaker 2>deep thinking about this one again, I think my main

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<v Speaker 2>area of contemplation is just about the role of different

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<v Speaker 2>species at different technological levels within the galactic community of

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<v Speaker 2>Star Wars, because just in this film, just think of

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<v Speaker 2>all the different technological levels we encounter, Like there's there

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<v Speaker 2>are the e Walks, which again seem to have just

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<v Speaker 2>peak Stone age technology at their hands. We have them

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<v Speaker 2>who again probably didn't have a tremendous technological achievement level

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<v Speaker 2>before they were seemingly thrust into galactic affairs. So you

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<v Speaker 2>almost kind of I almost have to pity the Marauders,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, because did they how much, say, did they

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<v Speaker 2>have in the current state of their species. You have

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<v Speaker 2>the possible medieval level technology that we see in that

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<v Speaker 2>castle of some I guess forgotten or extinct species that

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<v Speaker 2>may have lived on Indoor at one point. You've got

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<v Speaker 2>people like sind Sindell's family and Noah who are part

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<v Speaker 2>of the space faring community at large, but having crash landed,

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<v Speaker 2>having lost some of their technology, are well on their

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<v Speaker 2>way towards just being a living at a lower level

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<v Speaker 2>of technological achievement, you know, like Noah has become an

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<v Speaker 2>old man in a hut cooking over fires instead of

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<v Speaker 2>a spacefaring adventurer.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, this makes me wonder if maybe Indoor at the

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<v Speaker 3>time of the Star Wars movies is in a dark

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<v Speaker 3>age kind of like after the late Bronze Age collapse,

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<v Speaker 3>where you'd had these big empires that were developing urban

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<v Speaker 3>centers and trade and technology, and then something happens, some

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<v Speaker 3>kind of environmental collapse. Maybe there's a collapse of you know,

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<v Speaker 3>just a confluence of different factors, you know, military invasions,

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<v Speaker 3>famine and that kind of stuff that leads to civilization

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<v Speaker 3>level collapse and then a lot of knowledge of how

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<v Speaker 3>to do things is just lost.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and the Marauders may have played some role in that,

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<v Speaker 2>either as you know, as a faction or you know,

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<v Speaker 2>mercenaries who were brought in to be a part of

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<v Speaker 2>this this this situation, and of course eventually the Galactic

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<v Speaker 2>Empire itself does show up, you know, they they show

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<v Speaker 2>up in Return of the Jedi, but they have a

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<v Speaker 2>very strategic and surgical interest in the Moon of Indoor.

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<v Speaker 2>Like they they are seem to be only interested in

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<v Speaker 2>establishing a shield generator base to protect the second Death Star,

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<v Speaker 2>which is being built within that system. Otherwise, I don't

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<v Speaker 2>think they particularly care what the Ewoks are doing. They

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<v Speaker 2>don't care if there happen to be a band of

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<v Speaker 2>marauders on the other side of the moon doing their thing.

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<v Speaker 2>They don't care if there's some other random shipwrecked individuals.

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<v Speaker 2>They have a task to take care of. So anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>that's some just additional stuff I was thinking about, as

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<v Speaker 2>well as just wondering how fast Teak is in relation

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<v Speaker 2>to everything else. I will say that this, of course

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<v Speaker 2>is a topic that gets a lot better treatment in

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<v Speaker 2>other works, you know, I mean, it's part of the

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<v Speaker 2>whole prime directive thing in Star Trek.

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<v Speaker 4>I know. Ian M.

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<v Speaker 2>Banks gets into the affair amount in his culture novels. It's,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, once you start populating a fictional galactic community

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<v Speaker 2>with different species at different technological levels and then interacting

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<v Speaker 2>with each other, You're going to get a lot of

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<v Speaker 2>these questions, you know, and a lot of it. A

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<v Speaker 2>lot of the reason I think that we contemplate that is,

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<v Speaker 2>of course, we see examples of similar interplays having happened

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<v Speaker 2>on our own planet in human history. What happens when,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, from when one more technically technologically advanced society

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<v Speaker 2>interacts with another one, you know, typically, uh, it's it's

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<v Speaker 2>not a good situation, especially for the lower technological level society.

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<v Speaker 2>But you see some interesting scenarios happening, such as the

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<v Speaker 2>cargo cult scenario that we mentioned previously on the stuff

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<v Speaker 2>to Blow your Mind episode in our interview with Werner Herzog.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, uh, you know, the idea of people encountering

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<v Speaker 2>a higher technological level society, a higher technological system, and

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<v Speaker 2>then being changed by that, but also surviving that encounter

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<v Speaker 2>as well. So, yeah, there's a there's a lot of

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<v Speaker 2>there's a lot of deeper thinking here to consider in

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<v Speaker 2>terms of you know, very very technological level interaction in

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<v Speaker 2>a galactic community.

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<v Speaker 3>Really, don't we all just want the power? We all

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<v Speaker 3>just want the power thing. That's the power thing. Give

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<v Speaker 3>me the power thing.

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<v Speaker 4>All right.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, you know, in terms of where to watch this film,

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<v Speaker 2>I really wish I could tell everybody that you can

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<v Speaker 2>just just sign up for Disney Plus and watch a

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<v Speaker 2>you know, a nice remastered cut of the of both

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<v Speaker 2>Ewok movies alongside all the other awesome Star Wars content there.

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<v Speaker 2>But the thing is you can't. Yeah, you can't get

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<v Speaker 2>it on Disney Plus. I think you can still pick

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<v Speaker 2>these films up on DVD and a cool double pack.

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<v Speaker 2>I was looking around, and yet you can. You can

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<v Speaker 2>buy them, and some of the prices are not unreasonable

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<v Speaker 2>if you if you know where to look. But I

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<v Speaker 2>had to watch this on Russian YouTube, so that sadly

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<v Speaker 2>might be your only option.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, as long as we're admitting bootleg experiences, I watched

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<v Speaker 3>this movie a while ago on one of those versions

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<v Speaker 3>that tries to avoid copyright detection by like putting it

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<v Speaker 3>in a window within a window and having like fish

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<v Speaker 3>swimming around it all the time and weirdly zooming in

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<v Speaker 3>and moving on stuff. So so so kudos to the

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<v Speaker 3>people who put that amount of effort in to steal movies.

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<v Speaker 2>But I mean, check around when you're listening to this, hopefully,

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<v Speaker 2>But if you're listening to this, though, like months later,

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<v Speaker 2>Disney Plus will have added these films. I hope that

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<v Speaker 2>they do, or that some other legitimate means of watching

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<v Speaker 2>it will be available I think at some point on

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<v Speaker 2>Amazon Prime. Yeah, yeah, I mean I would I would

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<v Speaker 2>have I would have bought these suckers earlier if I could.

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<v Speaker 3>So.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, good luck finding it, But people want it enough

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<v Speaker 2>that it's going to continue to be available one way

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<v Speaker 2>or another, hopefully legitimately available in the near future. All right, Well,

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<v Speaker 2>on that note, we're gonna go ahead and finish up

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<v Speaker 2>this episode of Weird House Cinema again. Weird House Cinema

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<v Speaker 2>is our special Friday episode. Our core episodes of Stuff

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<v Speaker 2>the future, but especially if you have thoughts on the

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<v Speaker 2>Ewok movies, particularly the Battle for Indoor. Did you watch

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<v Speaker 2>it as a kid like I did? Did you have

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<v Speaker 2>have a well worn VHS copy of it? I'd love

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<v Speaker 2>to hear your thoughts on that, your thoughts about how

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<v Speaker 2>it fits into the broader Star Wars universe.

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