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Speaker 1: It's the radio segment who lives by the holiday motto.

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Speaker 1: His milkshake brings all the toys to the yards, and

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Speaker 1: that's right, they're better than yours. Y. Yeah, it's Laser Stories,

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Speaker 1: the segment where we read weird news stories around the globe,

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Speaker 1: just like everyone else does, except we have a laser

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Speaker 1: and there's other shame, dear, just jon't. This first laser

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Speaker 1: story is out of the Golden Arches. You may have

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Speaker 1: heard of the legendary mcgold card. Yeah, is that the

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Speaker 1: one where you get like free McDonald's for life. There's

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Speaker 1: a picture of it. It's a special gold plated card

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Speaker 1: for free McDonald's for life. Okay. Yeah, it's like only

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Speaker 1: like famous people and celebrities. Yeah. Bill Gates and Rob

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Speaker 1: Low supposedly have one, Okay, the only two. Yeah. McDonald's

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Speaker 1: gave away a version of it in a sweepstakes a

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Speaker 1: few years back. But now it's not just for celebs

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Speaker 1: and billionaires anymore. McDonald's is offering up a dozen of

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Speaker 1: them and you can actually have a show at it. Wow.

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Speaker 1: It's part of a new season s z n SO

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Speaker 1: season of Sharing Okay promotion, which is happening on their

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Speaker 1: app from December fifth through Christmas, and they say every

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Speaker 1: day you order through their app, you earn another chance

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Speaker 1: to win. That's not the catch. Here's the catch. Even

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Speaker 1: though Mickey d says twelve will be given out, only

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Speaker 1: three people will win them. Wait, why would you need four?

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Speaker 1: What about the other nine? Because brook it's the season

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Speaker 1: of given. So those three people are going to get

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Speaker 1: four mcgold cards each, one for yourself and then one

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Speaker 1: to give out to three of your friends. You know,

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Speaker 1: one person is not going to understand the math behind

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Speaker 1: that and think that they need all four. If you're wondering,

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Speaker 1: there are some limits on the mcgold card. Technically it

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Speaker 1: only covers two free meals per week for fifty years. Okay,

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Speaker 1: did they limit gates too? I want to know about

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Speaker 1: in a silver car the I know this kind of

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Speaker 1: seems like a McDonald's sad, but they didn't pay us

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Speaker 1: anything to do this, believe it or not. I thought

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Speaker 1: it was just kind of a cool promotion. Not that

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Speaker 1: cool though to talk about it boring next day. The

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Speaker 1: stories out of San Antonio, a twenty three year old

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Speaker 1: named Sanaida Sodo facetimed her boyfriend last week. She was

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Speaker 1: shocked when another woman picked up the phone. Oh that

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Speaker 1: would be a shocked woman. Wow, saucy, right, Yeah, it

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Speaker 1: turned out to be one of his relatives. Oh okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: Sanaia didn't know that. Oh so instead of asking the

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Speaker 1: woman who she was, she did the next best thing,

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Speaker 1: went over to her boyfriend's house while no one was

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Speaker 1: home and set it on fire. Oh yeah, god jealous. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: she either texted a video or face timed him again

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Speaker 1: while doing it, because there is a shot of his

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Speaker 1: couch on fire, and she told him quote, I hope

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Speaker 1: your house is okay. Oh my gosh, good thing. There's

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Speaker 1: no evidence pointing back to her. Yeah, I can see

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Speaker 1: alexis doing this even if he just didn't answer. She's like, wait,

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Speaker 1: what I give him? Like two calls chance? Yeah? How generous.

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Speaker 1: He called the fire department, but it was too late.

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Speaker 1: The whole house went up in flames and it was

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Speaker 1: a total loss because his cousin answered the phone. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, sister, who is it? Yeah you're really curious

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Speaker 1: now to but it doesn't matter. It's a family member.

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Speaker 1: So people on GoFundMe have donated over fifteen thousand dollars

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Speaker 1: to help him and his young daughter out. Oh. Maybe

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Speaker 1: it was the daughter that answered the phone. It's kind

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Speaker 1: of her fault. Please tell me they've broke it up.

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Speaker 1: He says he'd only been dating Snaida for a month

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Speaker 1: when this happened. Oh that is I mean, I guess

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Speaker 1: the red flag is literally your house in flame. Yeah? Yeah, anyway,

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Speaker 1: she got arrested two days later. She's facing burglary and

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Speaker 1: arson charges. And yes, if you're wondering, he did break

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Speaker 1: up with Good and he leaded the dating app that

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Speaker 1: they met off right. Oh boy, yeah a minute, This

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Speaker 1: next Lazer story is out of Holiday headquarters. Just remember

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Speaker 1: the scene in Elf when Will Ferrell has spaghetti for

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Speaker 1: breakfast and he covers it in candy and maple syrup. Sugar?

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Speaker 1: Is there sugar and syrup? Yes? Then yestas such? Great, Well,

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Speaker 1: now you can enjoy some for yourself because a new

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Speaker 1: meal kit version is coming. It's all legit because Warner

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Speaker 1: Brothers teamed up with the meal kit service Hello Fresh,

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Speaker 1: and the kits include everything you need. It has pasta, marshmallows,

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Speaker 1: various types of candy, maple syrup, chocolate syrup, chocolate cereal,

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Speaker 1: and chocolate frosted pop tarts. I don't care who knows

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Speaker 1: it's so cute. They don't put their nutrition facts on

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Speaker 1: the box. That would ruin it. I'm diabetic. That box

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Speaker 1: to kill me. Yeah, but it's very cute. Each one

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Speaker 1: costs fifteen bucks and makes two full servings of Buddy

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Speaker 1: the elfspagett Tasty. That's expensive. Yeah this next laser stories

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Speaker 1: out of Sweet treat Central were just there. Here, We're there.

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Speaker 1: It gets even sweeter. We haven't let because candiestore dot

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Speaker 1: com released its annual list of the most popular holiday candies. Oh,

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Speaker 1: here's their top five that we're gonna be buying this month.

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Speaker 1: Number five is a tie between Hershey Kisses and Chocolate

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Speaker 1: Santus Chocolate. I know, I can. I prefer a real

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Speaker 1: kiss from Mall Santa whatever. Number four Starbursts, Yeah holiday, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I guess apparently people love those for the holidays. They

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Speaker 1: don't even make them in red and green or anything red,

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Speaker 1: I guess. Yeah. Number three always a staple at any

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Speaker 1: holiday event are Eminem's Green and Yeah. Number two no surprise,

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Speaker 1: Mini Reese's Peanut Buttercups cream, which come in gold, red

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Speaker 1: and green wrapping around the holidays like Christmas Tree Bar Superior.

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Speaker 1: Those ones are so good, the pumpkin shaped ones and

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Speaker 1: again staying at number one for the sixty eighth year

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Speaker 1: in a row. It's gotta be candy cakes. All your

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Speaker 1: aunts and uncles have them, probably your parents too. It's

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Speaker 1: peppermint bark No, it is the top choice once again

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Speaker 1: this year. It always locks up. I hate it. Oh,

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Speaker 1: chocolate is so gross. The good news is it's trended

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Speaker 1: down a little bit slightly this year, so we'll see

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Speaker 1: if there's an upset next year. And can peanut buttercups

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Speaker 1: do the impossible? That's the question. I can't wait. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: someone else's favorite holidays treat is on display right now

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Speaker 1: for your listening pleasures. And that's how Menslade the Stories

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Speaker 1: has come to an end for the day. We're gonna

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Speaker 1: do it again the same time on Monday.