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Speaker 1: You don't yum.

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Speaker 2: Confession.

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Speaker 1: I can't take back earl arms.

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Speaker 2: Mouse speaker text to seventy eighty five nine two says

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Speaker 2: I sleep with four night lights in my room. I'm

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Speaker 2: thirty four, and I tell everyone there for ambiance, But

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Speaker 2: the truth is I'm terrified of the dark. I mean,

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Speaker 2: growing up, I had two lava lamps and a light

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Speaker 2: bright in my room for that exact same reason. To

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Speaker 2: night supposed to be a safe place, I just feel

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Speaker 2: like a well, whether you want to confess your biggest

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Speaker 2: fears or your embarrassing childhood room decor, you can do

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Speaker 2: it here anonymously and judgment free, hopefully. On the mass speaker,

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Speaker 2: we have a woman who wants to come clean today

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Speaker 2: using the fake name Tammy. So Tammy, welcome to the show.

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Speaker 1: Oh dammy, Yeah you're doing okay, Tammy?

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, be careful, Tammy. I thought this was a

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Speaker 2: safe place to tell your truths today, but I'm not

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Speaker 2: sure now, So good luck. Voice changer is on.

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Speaker 1: Don't close your eyes, Jeffy making it.

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Speaker 2: I'm afraid you're the mass speaker. Whenever you're ready, we

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Speaker 2: want to hear your confession.

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Speaker 3: Okay. So, a couple of years ago, I used to

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Speaker 3: live in LA and my best friend. It's time was

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Speaker 3: able actually to get us into the Grammys and seat sellers.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, when celebrities have to go to the bathroom,

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Speaker 1: someone will come take their seats, so there's no empty.

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Speaker 2: Seats, not just the bathroom. If they want to hook

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Speaker 2: up outside too, there's a lot of that at the show.

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Speaker 1: I'm sure celebrities don't do anything naughty.

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Speaker 2: No, they're not doing drugs in the limo. They're perfect. Okay,

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Speaker 2: that's awesome. You got to be a seat filler.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we were so excited. I mean, that's a great job.

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Speaker 2: That's so cool.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly. So we got all dressed up, We're ready

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Speaker 3: to blend in and at one point we actually got

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Speaker 3: seated near the front. It was amazing. And I'm sitting

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Speaker 3: right next to Bruno Mars.

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Speaker 1: No good thing, you're not sitting in front of him

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Speaker 1: else he couldn't see the stage.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, head, totally. And I'm trying to r not to fangirl,

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Speaker 3: and I'm just I'm trying to seem cool. You know,

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Speaker 3: my friend is sitting next to me on the other side.

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Speaker 3: It was going great, and this is the part that

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Speaker 3: I'm just horrified at So I see another I'm just

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Speaker 3: gonna say, famous singer nearby. I'm not gonna say who

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Speaker 3: it was, okay, and I am just I just turned

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Speaker 3: into it. Okay, you start.

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Speaker 1: Being rude or is a fangirl?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 1: Maybe are you like trying to overcompensate for being a fangirl,

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Speaker 1: Like you're trying to be too cool, so you come

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Speaker 1: off kind of rude?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, totally.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, why what happened?

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Speaker 3: So I'm looking at this other singer and I lean

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Speaker 3: over and I say to my friend, oh my god,

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry, but that dress is absolutely hideous. Out who

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Speaker 3: I didn't realize that the host of the show is

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Speaker 3: actually standing in the aisle right next to us. Oh

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Speaker 3: so the microphone picked up what I said.

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Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, I.

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Speaker 3: Know, right, So it went out over the loudspeakers. I mean,

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Speaker 3: thank god it's during a commercial, not broadcast, but oh

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Speaker 3: my job, Like the entire room went silent. It was

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Speaker 3: the most horrible feeling.

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Speaker 1: Ever, Like, who do you think you are? Joan Rivers?

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Speaker 1: That's her job only.

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Speaker 3: And so the host turns around, she looks at us

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Speaker 3: like we're the worst people in the world. Yeah, even

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Speaker 3: Bruno Mars looked at me. I mean, okay, technically he's

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Speaker 3: wearing sunglasses. I can't see that. I could feel it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, how fast did they tackle you?

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Speaker 3: Like you said, two security guys show up immediately politely

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Speaker 3: tell us to get up.

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Speaker 1: Dude, I bet your friend was so mad because you

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Speaker 1: ruined the job for her this you got invited to.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, terrible, and it's my first time. She'd been doing

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Speaker 3: it for years and now she can't go back. Oh No,

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Speaker 3: I still totally feel like crap. I mean, every time

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Speaker 3: I think of it, it's just still crene worthy. And

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Speaker 3: I'm going to owe her dinner like for the rest

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Speaker 3: of my life.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, she was actually hideous, though, I'm just curious.

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Speaker 3: Of course it was.

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Speaker 1: Grammys. They really try to go overboard with Sasha.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, a seller that doesn't hit quite as hard the same.

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Speaker 2: I can't imagine how that would feel to be escorted

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Speaker 2: out of the Grammys opportunity.

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Speaker 1: It's one sentence that you yourself. Yeah, I mean, out

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Speaker 1: of all the things, why couldn't have been you fangirling?

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Speaker 1: You're saying something amazing about they.

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Speaker 2: Got her kicked out too, though, What can't the microphone

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Speaker 2: pick up?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 2: My god, Bruno Mors is actually taller than I thought. No,

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Speaker 2: a lot.

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Speaker 3: I mean, we weren't supposed to talk at all, so stupid.

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Speaker 2: You kind of dabbled over it. But did they actually

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Speaker 2: tell you, like, you're never allowed back here? Oh?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, oh absolutely?

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Speaker 1: Oh.

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Speaker 2: I mean that's kind of a cool flex to be

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Speaker 2: blacklisted from one of the biggest awards shows of all times. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: none of us are blacklisting. Yeah, that's a goal of art.

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Speaker 2: So you actually have it better than us. Sure, does

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Speaker 2: it make you feel a little bit better Tommy to

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Speaker 2: at least tell the story? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: No, I want to go back to the Grammy.

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Speaker 3: Oh man, I learned my lesson never to say anything

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Speaker 3: rude about anybody else ever again, just ever.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, she says it in her head all the time.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to know what she's saying about us.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so you're just lucky. I can't see your dresses.

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Speaker 3: I know, Tammy, all right, you're a sweat pants and

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Speaker 3: T shirt.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Goh well, thanks for coming on and sharing that Tammy

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Speaker 2: and text in seventy five nine too. If you have

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Speaker 2: a confession you've been holding on to, we can hide

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Speaker 2: your identity, mask your voice and make you our next

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Speaker 2: mass speaker. Your phone TAP's coming up right after this.

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Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,