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Speaker 1: Welcome to This is Important, a production of I Heart Radio,

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Speaker 1: the show where we only talk about what is most obviously,

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Speaker 1: very crucially important today. On This is Important, we were

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Speaker 1: living in that diarrhea. I believe she pulled that out

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Speaker 1: of your aura. I want some of what Carl's on,

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Speaker 1: if you could just take a seat and listen as

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Speaker 1: I give you the plan. Let's go just make a class.

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Speaker 1: What is that a scary movie? I just saw the

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Speaker 1: video of Guns and Roses and they were, um, really

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Speaker 1: butchering their own songs. Are I p to them? But

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Speaker 1: still alive? Yeah? They're still performing. They're all dead to

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Speaker 1: me after that performance. I honestly didn't know it was

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Speaker 1: them until you mentioned it, and then I just went

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Speaker 1: back right now, Blake mentioned, oh you saw that video,

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Speaker 1: and I was like, I thought that was a bad

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Speaker 1: cover band. I honestly didn't know it's them. And then

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Speaker 1: I looked and I'm like, oh, that's Axel Rose looking

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Speaker 1: like he shrink wrapped Waxe more like Waxel I think

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Speaker 1: I saw him. He's like running around the stage and

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Speaker 1: like a tank top, getting winded, like having some troubles. Yeah, yeah, dude,

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Speaker 1: Well how old are they now? They have to. They

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Speaker 1: have to be like sixty. I mean right, probably damn close.

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Speaker 1: There's no way to tell. They probably are, but they hydra.

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Speaker 1: But did you have ever had that moment where you

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Speaker 1: where you found out someone you grew up watching was

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Speaker 1: only like a few years older than you, Like Kobe Bryant.

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Speaker 1: When Kobe died and they were like he was forty

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Speaker 1: four whatever it was, I was like, I was like, what, oh, yeah,

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Speaker 1: he's been world famous since he was eighteen. Even though

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Speaker 1: I felt like, yeah, that is weird. That's that's like

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Speaker 1: when you meet meeting like uh, like McBride was that

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Speaker 1: way for me. I always thought he was like a

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Speaker 1: decade older than us. How old is McBride? Two years

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Speaker 1: younger than a him? He's younger than you? Yeah yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: Wow he's aging horribly, I'll say it. Yeah, the guy

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Speaker 1: looks like trash. Oh my god, No, he's I think

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Speaker 1: he's like forty four or something. Okay, like not that

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Speaker 1: like like five six years old is It's still kind

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Speaker 1: of bad for his age and like half a year

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Speaker 1: older than get um yeah nothing, but he's honestly my

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Speaker 1: one of my comedy heroes. So I feel like I

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Speaker 1: have to do this. I feel like I have to

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Speaker 1: do this. Old is cool now. So it chopped and screwed? Way,

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Speaker 1: please explain how did you get chopped and screwed? Well,

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Speaker 1: if you guys recall remember the soundboard was down last

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Speaker 1: two episodes. I don't, I don't recall, but Todd and

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Speaker 1: I we went and we tinkered and we got we

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Speaker 1: upgraded the board and pretty much all that means is

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Speaker 1: that I can kind of slow down somehow some of

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Speaker 1: our run. So you can, you can you can actually

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Speaker 1: manually chopping screw any of the drops that you have. Wow,

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Speaker 1: I mean, we got our title for the episode. So

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Speaker 1: have what is your have you funked around with it?

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Speaker 1: What's your favorite? I'm sucking around right now. Oh that

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Speaker 1: was learning on the doing It was that fast? Was

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Speaker 1: that fast? That one a lot? Well, admittedly, I feel

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Speaker 1: like that's the knock because a lot of a lot

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Speaker 1: of times people are like the board. It's taking up

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Speaker 1: a lot of real estate. And I love the board

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Speaker 1: and I'm not a lot of people, but I'm prow

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Speaker 1: bored all the way. I'm not one of these people.

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Speaker 1: I'm just saying people are saying that, what are they saying?

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Speaker 1: What they're saying it's taking up a lot of real estate.

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Speaker 1: Now you're able to rest up so you can still

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Speaker 1: get it in. But these people, it's just a lot

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Speaker 1: of people. I like that, man. I want to hear

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Speaker 1: slow the fat. I want to hear fast one slow

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Speaker 1: and slow ones fast and then I'll and then I'll

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Speaker 1: come funny. The fast is not as funny. The slow

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Speaker 1: is where it's that I disagree. Well, the fast fast

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Speaker 1: ones are really good, saying I want to hear fast

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Speaker 1: one slowed down and ones that are already what's a

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Speaker 1: really fast one? You know what I mean. It's like

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Speaker 1: you're the border man. You're supposed to know all this stuff.

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Speaker 1: Shut up. The pizza's fast, and there's just saying I

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Speaker 1: want to he wants to hear that slow, but I

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Speaker 1: think faster pizza pizza, it's already fast? Is he been better?

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Speaker 1: A slow pizza pizza would just be a guy saying

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Speaker 1: pizza pizza. That's what's interesting. It's like when you hear

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Speaker 1: the chipmunks slow down, it's just guys singing PiZZ Have

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Speaker 1: you heard the chipmunks at regular speed? The songs are

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Speaker 1: off the chain. They're like the coolest versions of songs. You.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's what I was gonna says. Slow down.

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Speaker 1: It's just like guys talking, just like like Chris Christmas

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Speaker 1: Christmas time. I thought it was slower. Now no, well

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Speaker 1: they're playing, no, they're the music. The instruments are slower,

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Speaker 1: so it kind of sounds like old like eighties Cure

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Speaker 1: when they were hell of goth. But then the bros

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Speaker 1: sound just normal because alright and sick. Alright. Oh that's

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Speaker 1: a good one. Yeah, that's the best one. Sneaking in

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Speaker 1: that that's one. We're all really piling on you and

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Speaker 1: you you gotta get one out real quick. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: I can't believe it. I'm kissed out. What does We're

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Speaker 1: back sound like we're let me get back? So now

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Speaker 1: you're interested in slow fact, which sucks? Is like I

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Speaker 1: don't know if I can ever put him back to normal?

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Speaker 1: Oh oh yeah, well that does? That does suck? Which one?

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Speaker 1: This is the worst you wanted? We're back fast, We're back. Okay,

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Speaker 1: first I have to play it normal. We're back. We're bad,

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Speaker 1: familiar with it, we love it. We're familiar. You want

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Speaker 1: a long dog here? And we are We'll double a

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Speaker 1: little worm. Sorry ten minute late. It's that's great fun,

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Speaker 1: life of the party, all right, Well, now you want

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Speaker 1: to do more? What's up? I want to hear? Is that?

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Speaker 1: Is that real band? Okay? I feel like we're becoming

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Speaker 1: the guns n' Roses nowadays of podcasting of ourselves years ago.

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Speaker 1: This is kind of like grateful. We're just jam banding

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Speaker 1: up here. John Mayer with us, though. We need somebody

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Speaker 1: to keep it tight. I feel like I'm I'm slash,

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Speaker 1: not hitting the right notes, just a little drunk. Okay,

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Speaker 1: hold on, let's see. And Blake is excellent. They're just

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Speaker 1: just really fucking hold on, wait, this might be faster.

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Speaker 1: I'm still getting used to it. I knew it. I

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Speaker 1: mean that's how you start the mixtape for if you're

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Speaker 1: a producer. That's your like hit right there. Do the

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Speaker 1: one that's before that. I feel like that is a

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Speaker 1: noise that will like open a horror film where you're

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Speaker 1: and you just hear it go and ship right that

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Speaker 1: A movie starts at the end and then it resets

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Speaker 1: and says like two weeks earlier, right, and you're left wondering,

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Speaker 1: like what is she talking about? And then I'm just

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Speaker 1: a kid on a college campus and you're like, oh,

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Speaker 1: is it weird that this almost four year old man

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Speaker 1: But he's got a backpack? Is this Van Wilder the horror?

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Speaker 1: That's so weird? I grew up watching that guy. And

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Speaker 1: he's like, I guess this would be a horror movie. Uh,

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Speaker 1: this guy's still in college. Yeah? Never this old AXL

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Speaker 1: Rose looking Okay, here's the pitch. Actual Rose goes back

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Speaker 1: to college. It's Van Wilder Welcome to the Jungle. It's

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Speaker 1: in and he's trying to get his major in um

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Speaker 1: physic political science. He's trying for the Green Party. Oh nice,

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Speaker 1: that's funny like that, which is oh wait, this is

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Speaker 1: stoner flick. Yeah, well we're producing it. Yeah, we're producing

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Speaker 1: Well come in now. I just wasn't clear then. I'm

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Speaker 1: still there's always a THHC tinge when we're behind it,

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Speaker 1: we're back. There's got to be a THHC college pun.

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Speaker 1: Somebody give me a THHC college. Pun is that? Like? Um, um,

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Speaker 1: you know I got a Bachelor's of Science a th

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Speaker 1: h th HC PhD. You know what I'm saying, Kyle?

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Speaker 1: Do you have your bachelor's degree? Yeah? Yeah, Kyle, what

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Speaker 1: do you have? You have a bachelor's degree? Are we

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Speaker 1: talking degrees? You know I've got three degrees, sweetheart, I

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Speaker 1: have five degrees. I don't dude, I don't have a

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Speaker 1: I don't have a bachelor's No, you have nothing. You

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Speaker 1: have nothing to your name. You got high school diploma? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I also am in possession of a high school diploma. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Crushed that ship. Crushed that. Remember when they put us

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Speaker 1: on the the um what hall of fame? I know,

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Speaker 1: I blaked out on what it's called a hall of

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Speaker 1: fame at our college, Blake and uh absolutely I didn't

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Speaker 1: even graduate from the college. I know. Okay, well that's

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Speaker 1: what was cool. So like o c C. Orange Coast

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Speaker 1: Community College, they called us up and they're like, yo, well,

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Speaker 1: Blake and Adam do like a speech for what what

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Speaker 1: class was it? The commencement ceremony? What year was it?

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Speaker 1: Two thousand eighteen? I think yeah, And they're like, you

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Speaker 1: guys want to do the commencement speech and we're like,

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Speaker 1: hell freaking yeah, dude, that'd be sick. But I remember,

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Speaker 1: like when we were backstage, I was kind of dropping it,

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Speaker 1: like yo, Adam, you never even graduated, and like the

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Speaker 1: dean was really he was down. Don't talk about just

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Speaker 1: don't let's just not mention that we've already printed the plaque.

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Speaker 1: It's already on the wall. Wait, so they didn't they

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Speaker 1: air this laundry thought normally when you do that. Dr giggles, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: honorary PhD doctor dude. Remember I remember we ran into

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Speaker 1: our teacher and not we didn't run into him. He

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Speaker 1: like gave a speech about us. Uh. Mr Alex Wilson,

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Speaker 1: disappointed in the way our careers they have gone. They're

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Speaker 1: like pretty dirty, a lot of really raunchy stuff. That's

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Speaker 1: the story of our lives. That's really um. Sometimes I

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Speaker 1: just shake my head, but very very they are successful

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Speaker 1: and the kids seem to like it. That's my dad.

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Speaker 1: You know, Seinfeld never has to swear. Yeah, it's funny

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Speaker 1: paper talented dad, and I need to. Yeah, he's too talented.

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Speaker 1: We have to. I have to not only I have

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Speaker 1: to say tight butt hole like did, but I have

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Speaker 1: to show it and it's real well you got laughs.

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Speaker 1: I have to spread my butt cheeks over. It's what

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Speaker 1: the kids want. I love. I love the idea of

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Speaker 1: like your teacher kind of like speaking to you guys

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Speaker 1: when you're younger, saying like, so, this is what you're

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Speaker 1: gonna want to do. This is how gonna impress people,

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Speaker 1: like trying to teach you what to do, and then

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Speaker 1: you're just like, you know what, I actually get paid

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Speaker 1: for spread my butt cheeks now, so we're good. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: people laugh at that. It's on Netflix, you can find it.

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Speaker 1: Do you think I was thinking this since we're known

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Speaker 1: for butth holes and kind of bringing but holes like

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Speaker 1: For if we if we had an only fans and

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Speaker 1: we showed our butt holes or uh farted in a

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Speaker 1: do farting in the jar. I think I could make

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Speaker 1: a lot of money farting in the jar for sure. Well,

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Speaker 1: you yours would stick around. Yeah, you've got a lot

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Speaker 1: in the chamber. Yeah, I think I have a lot

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Speaker 1: to give in that department. Yeah, your stink would would

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Speaker 1: I'm interested what happened after? What happened? So were like?

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Speaker 1: We'll make march out of it. I guess right that

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Speaker 1: kind of just standing in the background looking serious and stuff.

419
00:24:49,160 --> 00:24:52,639
Speaker 1: And they're like and cut, Okay, we're gonna move the

420
00:24:52,640 --> 00:24:56,959
Speaker 1: cameras around. You guys get head inside, and this sixty

421
00:24:57,040 --> 00:25:03,160
Speaker 1: year old dude just goes all right, just ripped a fart.

422
00:25:03,520 --> 00:25:08,760
Speaker 1: Everybody turns around, like what it was that you? Where

423
00:25:08,760 --> 00:25:12,040
Speaker 1: were you outside? We were outside? Well then that's fine

424
00:25:12,080 --> 00:25:14,840
Speaker 1: that stuff. I know it's fine, But I was like,

425
00:25:15,160 --> 00:25:18,640
Speaker 1: this dude's wild. That's wild. Hell, yeah, that's the guy

426
00:25:18,640 --> 00:25:21,760
Speaker 1: you want to kick it with. Yeah, I talked about

427
00:25:21,760 --> 00:25:28,639
Speaker 1: craft dude, you did? Was he cool? Y? I feel

428
00:25:28,680 --> 00:25:31,439
Speaker 1: like I feel like when you get old sometimes you

429
00:25:31,640 --> 00:25:34,040
Speaker 1: just don't have control over it at that point. It's

430
00:25:34,080 --> 00:25:36,000
Speaker 1: just kind of it's kind of seper but it was

431
00:25:36,119 --> 00:25:40,080
Speaker 1: good timing. It's fine. But I'm like it was so

432
00:25:40,600 --> 00:25:48,360
Speaker 1: we're saying he he farted out of the I'm following,

433
00:25:48,440 --> 00:25:52,320
Speaker 1: I'm following. It was I was just like this, dude,

434
00:25:52,720 --> 00:25:56,320
Speaker 1: you know, did this? Dude just did I was like,

435
00:25:56,560 --> 00:26:00,440
Speaker 1: this did this? Um, he did this? He didn't give

436
00:26:00,440 --> 00:26:03,159
Speaker 1: a funk And I was like, wow, well and he

437
00:26:03,320 --> 00:26:07,879
Speaker 1: was a an extra essentially background the actor yet was

438
00:26:07,920 --> 00:26:11,560
Speaker 1: he was it had to have been loud. You're outside

439
00:26:11,880 --> 00:26:13,880
Speaker 1: and film sets are not quiet. It had to be

440
00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:16,400
Speaker 1: or was it doing room tone? We were on an airport.

441
00:26:16,560 --> 00:26:19,480
Speaker 1: We were at an airport with planes coming and going,

442
00:26:19,560 --> 00:26:22,879
Speaker 1: and it was like he probably just didn't know it

443
00:26:22,920 --> 00:26:25,600
Speaker 1: was gonna be alloud, doggie. Oh yeah, that one squeaked

444
00:26:25,640 --> 00:26:26,879
Speaker 1: out he was. He was thinking it was going to

445
00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:29,720
Speaker 1: be a quiet toot it and boot it, and it

446
00:26:29,840 --> 00:26:34,399
Speaker 1: was a real squeakly. That just reminded me. I remember

447
00:26:34,400 --> 00:26:36,679
Speaker 1: one time when we were shooting Mark A. Holics, I

448
00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:39,080
Speaker 1: did fart during room tone once and it was a

449
00:26:39,119 --> 00:26:42,720
Speaker 1: crowning achievement. And that's great, that's got a point. That's

450
00:26:42,720 --> 00:26:44,600
Speaker 1: really that was a real joke. Yeah, it was a

451
00:26:44,640 --> 00:26:47,600
Speaker 1: real Room tone is at the very end of the day, though,

452
00:26:47,680 --> 00:26:52,040
Speaker 1: Usually the sound department will get room tone and everyone

453
00:26:52,080 --> 00:26:55,600
Speaker 1: has to be super quiet so they can record one

454
00:26:55,680 --> 00:26:58,399
Speaker 1: minute of just what the room sounds like. That's what

455
00:26:58,560 --> 00:27:01,200
Speaker 1: they can lay that down, and you everyone has to

456
00:27:01,240 --> 00:27:03,399
Speaker 1: be super quiet, and if you make a noise, you

457
00:27:03,800 --> 00:27:05,680
Speaker 1: re ruin it for everybody, and everybody has to wait

458
00:27:05,720 --> 00:27:08,920
Speaker 1: around another whole minute. If you start during it, then

459
00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:12,560
Speaker 1: it's funny. You're legendary form. Then then you're a king.

460
00:27:12,600 --> 00:27:15,320
Speaker 1: I'm hoping that somebody has got that. Yeah, got that

461
00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:18,600
Speaker 1: on wax. Hey, can we circle back to farts real quick?

462
00:27:18,760 --> 00:27:21,800
Speaker 1: I would love to, sir, just in terms of I

463
00:27:21,840 --> 00:27:24,320
Speaker 1: want to circle back to the canning process that you

464
00:27:24,359 --> 00:27:28,040
Speaker 1: were talking about with the gerber um. I think if

465
00:27:28,040 --> 00:27:30,119
Speaker 1: I were to do this, I would choose a larger

466
00:27:30,840 --> 00:27:34,560
Speaker 1: jar because then somebody could take a whiff and close

467
00:27:34,600 --> 00:27:37,280
Speaker 1: it back up and you and save it for later.

468
00:27:37,720 --> 00:27:40,000
Speaker 1: I think if you're using a gerber I think once

469
00:27:40,040 --> 00:27:42,600
Speaker 1: you open that thing, the fart's gone. I think you

470
00:27:42,640 --> 00:27:44,920
Speaker 1: probably want to use like a court like at least

471
00:27:44,920 --> 00:27:48,600
Speaker 1: a quart size jar. Seriously, then it's in there. With

472
00:27:48,640 --> 00:27:53,000
Speaker 1: a bunch of other air. Yeah. Yeah, I kind of think.

473
00:27:53,480 --> 00:27:55,480
Speaker 1: I don't know, I'm just putting out there. Yeah, I

474
00:27:55,560 --> 00:27:59,239
Speaker 1: think we sell multiple sizes. Maybe the smaller are are

475
00:27:59,240 --> 00:28:02,760
Speaker 1: a little cheaper, genius, Okay, the small ones are more

476
00:28:02,760 --> 00:28:07,560
Speaker 1: expensive because it's potent. Those are the dogs. Yeah, I

477
00:28:07,560 --> 00:28:11,399
Speaker 1: think we that's debatable, but yeah, we have to have

478
00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:14,520
Speaker 1: some priced tears build to go, right, a hot air balloon,

479
00:28:14,560 --> 00:28:17,840
Speaker 1: all right, you know what he's talking about there for

480
00:28:17,920 --> 00:28:19,760
Speaker 1: the college kids. You know, the little ones are like

481
00:28:19,800 --> 00:28:22,199
Speaker 1: taking a shot, and then the big ones. You know,

482
00:28:22,240 --> 00:28:25,600
Speaker 1: that's that's like it's like buzz balls. I want mine

483
00:28:25,640 --> 00:28:28,440
Speaker 1: to be in a buzz ball and old buzz ball content. Yeah,

484
00:28:29,560 --> 00:28:31,840
Speaker 1: to the crossover with buzz ball where it's our farts

485
00:28:31,840 --> 00:28:38,880
Speaker 1: and things. Yeah, fartballs. Buzz balls get at us. No, honestly, though,

486
00:28:39,120 --> 00:28:41,200
Speaker 1: buzz ball, I do want to work with you. I

487
00:28:41,240 --> 00:28:44,120
Speaker 1: don't know. Fart ball is the idea. Are they still

488
00:28:44,240 --> 00:28:48,760
Speaker 1: making buzz balls? Oh yeah, dude. Check any liquor store

489
00:28:48,800 --> 00:28:52,840
Speaker 1: you go to. There they sometimes they're hidden, but wow,

490
00:28:53,280 --> 00:28:56,160
Speaker 1: you gotta like blow the dust off the nobody. Nobody's

491
00:28:56,200 --> 00:28:58,520
Speaker 1: been drinking them. So it's like two thousands kind of

492
00:28:58,840 --> 00:29:01,680
Speaker 1: shine them on your shirt like an apple, reopen them. Yeah,

493
00:29:01,720 --> 00:29:04,720
Speaker 1: it's like an old potion. I love buzz balls. And

494
00:29:04,760 --> 00:29:08,560
Speaker 1: now they make big buzz balls, like huge walls big balls.

495
00:29:08,640 --> 00:29:11,200
Speaker 1: Well that's kind of ruining big balls. What was cool

496
00:29:11,200 --> 00:29:12,920
Speaker 1: about it is that it was just a little ball.

497
00:29:13,040 --> 00:29:16,160
Speaker 1: You just kind of shot those pre made shots like

498
00:29:16,200 --> 00:29:19,280
Speaker 1: the were the ones and like they I mean you

499
00:29:19,280 --> 00:29:20,920
Speaker 1: could take them down. Yeah, that's what I'm thinking of,

500
00:29:20,960 --> 00:29:23,800
Speaker 1: Like the brass Monkeys or the club or whatever those

501
00:29:23,800 --> 00:29:25,920
Speaker 1: ones were. Is that what the buzz balls are? Are

502
00:29:25,920 --> 00:29:28,360
Speaker 1: the buzz balls? Like pretty much? Yeah, they're like they're

503
00:29:28,400 --> 00:29:30,680
Speaker 1: like the pregame, like you hit those and then and

504
00:29:30,720 --> 00:29:33,360
Speaker 1: then you get the party started. Dude, do you remember

505
00:29:33,400 --> 00:29:36,840
Speaker 1: the brass monkey ones? Of course, dude, oh my god,

506
00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:40,160
Speaker 1: there were pre made brass monkeys. Yeah, but I don't

507
00:29:40,160 --> 00:29:42,960
Speaker 1: think it was so like the brass monkey is kind

508
00:29:42,960 --> 00:29:45,360
Speaker 1: of hazy? Was what a brass monkey is? Right? Because

509
00:29:45,400 --> 00:29:48,000
Speaker 1: I heard a brass monkey was like you go, brass

510
00:29:48,040 --> 00:29:51,120
Speaker 1: monkeys a forty that you drink down to the label

511
00:29:51,720 --> 00:29:54,400
Speaker 1: the La orange juice in it, and that's a brass monkey.

512
00:29:54,400 --> 00:29:57,520
Speaker 1: It's it's not fuzzy, it's exactly that, right. Well, I

513
00:29:57,560 --> 00:30:00,840
Speaker 1: think that the club brass Monkey was not that. I

514
00:30:00,880 --> 00:30:03,680
Speaker 1: think it was something else, like a like a shot

515
00:30:03,800 --> 00:30:07,200
Speaker 1: with like whiskey or something. I don't. I don't a

516
00:30:07,240 --> 00:30:11,880
Speaker 1: totally different drink. Yes, this is a vodka soda made

517
00:30:11,920 --> 00:30:19,000
Speaker 1: with gin and juequila. Here, let me see brass Monkey cocktail. Okay,

518
00:30:19,080 --> 00:30:23,840
Speaker 1: let's look at it. Yes, it has orange juice, vodka ice,

519
00:30:23,960 --> 00:30:27,040
Speaker 1: and dark rum. That's what they're calling a brass monkey

520
00:30:27,080 --> 00:30:29,400
Speaker 1: as far as a cocktail goes. But I always thought

521
00:30:29,400 --> 00:30:31,920
Speaker 1: a brass monkey was you drink the forty down to

522
00:30:31,960 --> 00:30:37,880
Speaker 1: the label taught me that. Yeah, this is a Beastie

523
00:30:37,880 --> 00:30:41,200
Speaker 1: Boys song. They have the they have the method in

524
00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:43,440
Speaker 1: the song, don't they. They tell you the directions and

525
00:30:43,520 --> 00:30:46,800
Speaker 1: then you finished the cup. It's like there's something you know.

526
00:30:47,480 --> 00:30:53,320
Speaker 1: Is that your name? I don't know that I'm gonna

527
00:30:53,320 --> 00:30:55,239
Speaker 1: look at a brass monkey lyrics, but I think they

528
00:30:55,280 --> 00:30:58,800
Speaker 1: do kind of like paying my head Google search brass Monkey.

529
00:30:58,920 --> 00:31:01,920
Speaker 1: I love when you get a good track that gives

530
00:31:01,920 --> 00:31:04,520
Speaker 1: you directions. It could be a dance, it could be

531
00:31:04,560 --> 00:31:07,880
Speaker 1: a drink if if the song is telling you how

532
00:31:07,920 --> 00:31:11,000
Speaker 1: to do something. I'm in all the way, oh funky

533
00:31:11,040 --> 00:31:15,160
Speaker 1: called Medina Yo and funky called Medina where he's like

534
00:31:15,200 --> 00:31:16,760
Speaker 1: he gave it to the dog and it was humping

535
00:31:16,800 --> 00:31:20,440
Speaker 1: his leg. Is there hasn't been a song that is

536
00:31:20,480 --> 00:31:25,840
Speaker 1: a like a dance? Yeah to now walking in and

537
00:31:25,880 --> 00:31:30,160
Speaker 1: down and I walk it out? What about Superman? That's

538
00:31:30,200 --> 00:31:32,920
Speaker 1: not the Butterfield? Well Superman was like fifteen years ago.

539
00:31:32,960 --> 00:31:36,880
Speaker 1: Now what's the most recent one? I think it's that one.

540
00:31:37,240 --> 00:31:39,920
Speaker 1: There's hell of recent ones. And walking down? What is

541
00:31:39,960 --> 00:31:42,520
Speaker 1: that one? To the left? To the left, I mean

542
00:31:42,560 --> 00:31:45,240
Speaker 1: Macarena is I know, Blake, but I keep saying, what

543
00:31:45,360 --> 00:31:49,160
Speaker 1: is the most resource? What's that? I'm telling you? To

544
00:31:49,320 --> 00:31:52,520
Speaker 1: the left to the left, Sure, dude, the electric Slide

545
00:31:52,760 --> 00:31:54,720
Speaker 1: if you just want to list stuff and if you

546
00:31:54,840 --> 00:31:59,240
Speaker 1: just tuned in now Blake knows what the is style

547
00:31:59,720 --> 00:32:03,520
Speaker 1: I'm telling you is that one style? And walking what

548
00:32:03,640 --> 00:32:06,200
Speaker 1: is that one style? And that's the one they always

549
00:32:06,240 --> 00:32:08,040
Speaker 1: play in New Orleans. It was just in New Orleans

550
00:32:08,080 --> 00:32:10,160
Speaker 1: this past weekend and I heard that's like old, that's

551
00:32:10,160 --> 00:32:12,120
Speaker 1: an old song, But I don't think that's the newest.

552
00:32:12,400 --> 00:32:14,680
Speaker 1: That's an old wedding song. Dude, that's the newest one.

553
00:32:14,720 --> 00:32:17,960
Speaker 1: Who has the newest dance, Who has the newest style?

554
00:32:19,160 --> 00:32:21,760
Speaker 1: He doesn't tell you had to Ganghm. He doesn't say cross,

555
00:32:21,840 --> 00:32:25,240
Speaker 1: you're just style. The cupid shuffle is what our producers say. Yes,

556
00:32:25,360 --> 00:32:28,240
Speaker 1: that's right, cupid shuffle. Kyle, did you just say Gang

557
00:32:28,280 --> 00:32:32,400
Speaker 1: of Style is the newest one. Yeah, correct, that's I

558
00:32:32,400 --> 00:32:38,560
Speaker 1: said that. I've said. We heard not Blake. You have

559
00:32:38,680 --> 00:32:42,560
Speaker 1: to play fifteen seconds of Gangham style just like that.

560
00:32:42,680 --> 00:32:48,920
Speaker 1: Hold on, let me let me get to this cubid Yeah,

561
00:32:48,960 --> 00:32:54,960
Speaker 1: this is yes. Oh, listen to that man that is

562
00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:56,640
Speaker 1: not a young man, say, I know this is an

563
00:32:56,640 --> 00:33:04,640
Speaker 1: old playing in a white wedding. Dude that goes off though,

564
00:33:05,960 --> 00:33:09,600
Speaker 1: that is a banger. Yeah, No, that one's pretty recent.

565
00:33:09,720 --> 00:33:14,040
Speaker 1: That's at least in the two thousand tins, right, that's

566
00:33:14,040 --> 00:33:17,640
Speaker 1: in the two thousand, twelve years ago. Yeah, a decade ago,

567
00:33:18,360 --> 00:33:23,160
Speaker 1: old man. No, there has to be. It's some TikTok.

568
00:33:23,240 --> 00:33:25,760
Speaker 1: It's for sure, some TikTok that like little girls do

569
00:33:25,920 --> 00:33:30,200
Speaker 1: dances too, and also guys with swishy hair, like guys

570
00:33:30,200 --> 00:33:34,040
Speaker 1: who are yeah, like Nordic Nordic boys who you don't

571
00:33:34,040 --> 00:33:36,840
Speaker 1: know their Nordic, but as soon as they open their

572
00:33:36,840 --> 00:33:42,640
Speaker 1: mouths you do know they are cun Is coming on

573
00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:47,160
Speaker 1: fire who started that hair thing? That the Noah kid,

574
00:33:47,640 --> 00:33:51,520
Speaker 1: the Noah like Instagram kid. I don't know us like

575
00:33:51,600 --> 00:33:55,080
Speaker 1: it was justin Bieber did it fifteen years ago and

576
00:33:55,080 --> 00:33:57,360
Speaker 1: then it just loops right back around And all the

577
00:33:57,400 --> 00:34:00,200
Speaker 1: kids are different though, because it's super short on the

578
00:34:00,240 --> 00:34:02,560
Speaker 1: sides and it's long in the front. That kid, like

579
00:34:02,720 --> 00:34:05,480
Speaker 1: know us Centurion or some ship. I don't know his name.

580
00:34:05,600 --> 00:34:09,120
Speaker 1: That name is hard as hell. No, no Noah, Noah centro.

581
00:34:09,440 --> 00:34:12,400
Speaker 1: Right is that what I like? Listen to you guys guests.

582
00:34:12,640 --> 00:34:15,080
Speaker 1: I don't know. He used to work out at the

583
00:34:15,160 --> 00:34:17,560
Speaker 1: gym that I would work out in in Hollywood. And

584
00:34:17,800 --> 00:34:22,160
Speaker 1: he is also sexy. You fell for him? Okay? Fair enough?

585
00:34:22,200 --> 00:34:23,480
Speaker 1: And how was the hair? Is he the guy who

586
00:34:23,560 --> 00:34:25,600
Speaker 1: kicked it off? Yeah? I don't know. He does have

587
00:34:25,640 --> 00:34:27,680
Speaker 1: that hair, right, I think he might be the guy

588
00:34:27,760 --> 00:34:30,520
Speaker 1: he might be. Yeah, maybe it's him. Hey, good job,

589
00:34:30,560 --> 00:34:33,239
Speaker 1: shout out, come on the pot, shout out. Noah be

590
00:34:33,280 --> 00:34:35,920
Speaker 1: the second guest guy. We don't know, second guess. I

591
00:34:35,920 --> 00:34:39,120
Speaker 1: don't know a hundredth episode nor know US Centurion. Get

592
00:34:39,160 --> 00:34:41,480
Speaker 1: in here. If his name is Centurion, he should be

593
00:34:41,520 --> 00:34:43,959
Speaker 1: for the hundred because that's got to be some play

594
00:34:44,040 --> 00:34:50,640
Speaker 1: on a hundred centurion Centurion. Next week was Centurions. As

595
00:34:50,719 --> 00:34:55,600
Speaker 1: kids those toys, which was this in the early sixties

596
00:34:55,640 --> 00:35:07,680
Speaker 1: when was this? Yeah, right after Shrinky Dinks and to

597
00:35:07,719 --> 00:35:11,879
Speaker 1: play Jack's. You guys ever played Jacks? Hey, I'll take

598
00:35:11,920 --> 00:35:15,280
Speaker 1: all your money. Listen to me. Since chryons were dope.

599
00:35:15,320 --> 00:35:19,040
Speaker 1: They were like bigger than uh, like bigger than a

600
00:35:19,239 --> 00:35:21,040
Speaker 1: bigger than a he man, right, But they were just

601
00:35:21,160 --> 00:35:23,640
Speaker 1: dudes and they had like holes all over their body.

602
00:35:23,680 --> 00:35:28,440
Speaker 1: You could one dude was Land, one dude was See,

603
00:35:28,440 --> 00:35:31,800
Speaker 1: one dude was Captain Planet. It was also a cartoon.

604
00:35:31,960 --> 00:35:34,680
Speaker 1: It was also cart I wanted to reboot that because

605
00:35:34,719 --> 00:35:37,399
Speaker 1: they all look like dad's and it would be really

606
00:35:37,960 --> 00:35:41,919
Speaker 1: hard mustache. The dude, his mustache was thick as fu dude.

607
00:35:41,920 --> 00:35:44,440
Speaker 1: I'm talking a real cookie duster. It was like that.

608
00:35:44,560 --> 00:35:46,799
Speaker 1: You wanted to reboot it, but you didn't even know

609
00:35:46,840 --> 00:35:50,560
Speaker 1: the name of it, Blake, In order to get the

610
00:35:50,640 --> 00:35:52,439
Speaker 1: rights of something, do you at least have to know

611
00:35:52,520 --> 00:35:57,320
Speaker 1: what it's called. Wasn't pronouncing it correctly? That was, honestly

612
00:35:57,400 --> 00:35:59,799
Speaker 1: such a trippy thing to hear. I know what is?

613
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:02,600
Speaker 1: Oh my god. I spent like years trying to get

614
00:36:02,640 --> 00:36:05,640
Speaker 1: the rights I jump through legal. Yes, I've been trying

615
00:36:05,640 --> 00:36:07,920
Speaker 1: to buy the rights for years, but I couldn't think

616
00:36:07,960 --> 00:36:11,480
Speaker 1: of the name of the thing, so I just stopped.

617
00:36:11,520 --> 00:36:14,440
Speaker 1: I think it's a lower back tattoo of them. I

618
00:36:14,480 --> 00:36:17,080
Speaker 1: got the tattoos of the holes on my body where

619
00:36:17,120 --> 00:36:20,560
Speaker 1: you would snap the things. It does sound cool, dope.

620
00:36:20,600 --> 00:36:24,439
Speaker 1: One was blue green orange. It is really cool. Yes,

621
00:36:24,480 --> 00:36:26,480
Speaker 1: and the bad guys super cool. Like his arm is

622
00:36:26,520 --> 00:36:29,239
Speaker 1: a claw and he's like his his his teeth are

623
00:36:29,280 --> 00:36:32,359
Speaker 1: all fucked up. It was sick. He had a patch cartoon. Yeah,

624
00:36:32,360 --> 00:36:36,960
Speaker 1: that's kind of every nineties ye know. You know who

625
00:36:37,040 --> 00:36:38,759
Speaker 1: I was thinking about the other day. If you want

626
00:36:38,760 --> 00:36:43,479
Speaker 1: to talk some nineties ship because I used to love

627
00:36:43,600 --> 00:36:46,000
Speaker 1: G I Joe. That show was off the fucking hook.

628
00:36:46,080 --> 00:36:49,120
Speaker 1: But you know who was so sick? Remember Destro with

629
00:36:49,160 --> 00:36:53,120
Speaker 1: the silver head dude? Yeah, why don't we talk about

630
00:36:53,160 --> 00:36:56,359
Speaker 1: Destro anymore? Because I don't know what that is? What

631
00:36:56,400 --> 00:36:59,120
Speaker 1: the hell? Wait are you thinking of? Destro had the

632
00:36:59,160 --> 00:37:02,200
Speaker 1: silver dome. Cobra Commander had the silver Dude. Just play

633
00:37:02,280 --> 00:37:06,520
Speaker 1: the Cupid shuffle again, don't play game style? Oh yeah,

634
00:37:06,560 --> 00:37:09,440
Speaker 1: hold on, wait, who were you saying? I was just

635
00:37:09,440 --> 00:37:13,600
Speaker 1: gonna say, Peter D coach. Coach had the fucking he

636
00:37:13,680 --> 00:37:18,600
Speaker 1: has the best Cobra commander impression that like nobody asked.

637
00:37:18,640 --> 00:37:24,600
Speaker 1: I think I've heard this loud. It was like, oh,

638
00:37:24,600 --> 00:37:31,680
Speaker 1: he goes but and you're like, how are you not

639
00:37:31,800 --> 00:37:35,280
Speaker 1: destroying your throat? But de can do that ship here. Uh,

640
00:37:35,440 --> 00:37:37,520
Speaker 1: I would love t. I I nation if you could

641
00:37:37,520 --> 00:37:42,279
Speaker 1: just edit my impression of Cobra over some Cobra footage. Yes,

642
00:37:42,600 --> 00:37:47,799
Speaker 1: look now, keep going, keep going, keep going, keep going,

643
00:37:47,960 --> 00:37:49,960
Speaker 1: like I'm gonna get I'm gonna get Peter D to

644
00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:53,520
Speaker 1: send me some impressions. We're gonna post it. I want to.

645
00:37:53,560 --> 00:37:55,319
Speaker 1: I want to let people know who Peter D is,

646
00:37:55,400 --> 00:37:57,600
Speaker 1: because they do know who he is. He's on the

647
00:37:57,640 --> 00:38:04,279
Speaker 1: Wizard's album. Yeah he yes, he was. He's like a hobblin.

648
00:38:04,320 --> 00:38:10,200
Speaker 1: He's a hobgoblin. He's in the train. He's yeah, he's coach.

649
00:38:10,520 --> 00:38:13,080
Speaker 1: He's like the gym teacher who's like, get out of here.

650
00:38:13,120 --> 00:38:15,919
Speaker 1: When we asked a kid for the p and he's

651
00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:20,960
Speaker 1: also in crosbows and mustache must he's the police commissioner

652
00:38:21,120 --> 00:38:23,600
Speaker 1: was like, I need your guns in your badges off

653
00:38:23,800 --> 00:38:26,839
Speaker 1: you're off the force. Yeah, he's a legend, but dude,

654
00:38:26,920 --> 00:38:34,440
Speaker 1: he's alleged commander is point. It's unnecessary, It's so. But

655
00:38:34,600 --> 00:38:37,160
Speaker 1: Blake's was also really good, and I really wanted to

656
00:38:37,280 --> 00:38:41,600
Speaker 1: keep going. Okay, Destro, if you could just take a

657
00:38:41,680 --> 00:38:44,640
Speaker 1: seat and listen as I give you the plan to

658
00:38:44,800 --> 00:38:48,319
Speaker 1: defeat the g ideas. That doesn't sound I like how

659
00:38:48,360 --> 00:38:50,840
Speaker 1: you rolled right in there. So the writing was was

660
00:38:50,920 --> 00:38:53,680
Speaker 1: really bad on the show. Well, that wasn't a writing.

661
00:38:53,800 --> 00:38:59,480
Speaker 1: He wasn't submitting pages. Yeah, you're talking about Blake's improbabilities, right, yeah,

662
00:39:01,880 --> 00:39:05,040
Speaker 1: the most basically, I got a lot going on here.

663
00:39:05,200 --> 00:39:06,719
Speaker 1: I got a lot going on here, all right, I'm

664
00:39:06,760 --> 00:39:09,720
Speaker 1: looking at him, gang him style. I'm speeding up sound

665
00:39:09,800 --> 00:39:13,480
Speaker 1: board stuff. My audio recording said that I guess I

666
00:39:13,560 --> 00:39:16,520
Speaker 1: had some like parental thing on where I hit time limits.

667
00:39:16,719 --> 00:39:20,080
Speaker 1: I was really I was in a fucking twister over here.

668
00:39:20,440 --> 00:39:22,680
Speaker 1: You were going through it, hey, and but you still

669
00:39:22,719 --> 00:39:25,640
Speaker 1: committed to saying the most basic line that he could

670
00:39:25,680 --> 00:39:32,560
Speaker 1: possibly say. Okay, half destroy here, you're destroyed, by the way,

671
00:39:32,560 --> 00:39:41,719
Speaker 1: all you need to say is Cobra retreat. So this

672
00:39:41,920 --> 00:39:44,319
Speaker 1: wasn't a dance in my trip, And this wasn't a dance. Yes,

673
00:39:44,440 --> 00:39:46,360
Speaker 1: this was a fucking dance. Dude. Yeah, it was this,

674
00:39:46,640 --> 00:39:48,920
Speaker 1: That's all we can It was this. You would you

675
00:39:48,920 --> 00:39:51,480
Speaker 1: would like double you would like give a double handed

676
00:39:51,480 --> 00:39:55,680
Speaker 1: blow hand job that they were later rude, I want

677
00:39:55,719 --> 00:39:58,160
Speaker 1: to double handed blow job so bad. I don't think

678
00:39:58,160 --> 00:39:59,880
Speaker 1: they were vertical. I think they were. They do that.

679
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:02,839
Speaker 1: They do that too, they do that in the videos. Okay, wait,

680
00:40:02,960 --> 00:40:06,360
Speaker 1: but oh yeah, you're right. I can't for reasons I

681
00:40:06,360 --> 00:40:09,160
Speaker 1: won't go into. I can't for reasons I won't go

682
00:40:09,320 --> 00:40:15,440
Speaker 1: into I can't get that self slam double handed impos

683
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:18,520
Speaker 1: g I Joe the movie? Can we talk about Gio

684
00:40:18,640 --> 00:40:23,880
Speaker 1: the movie? Maybe the greatest opening sequence in film history. Okay,

685
00:40:24,080 --> 00:40:29,759
Speaker 1: I can't recall the not a fan? Yeah, move over,

686
00:40:30,160 --> 00:40:36,480
Speaker 1: mysterious like Assassin, Yeah, better, like Infiltrates, the fortress sneaks

687
00:40:36,520 --> 00:40:40,239
Speaker 1: out and then Cobra falls from the sky. The fucking balloons.

688
00:40:40,760 --> 00:40:42,840
Speaker 1: It's sick, and then g I Joe comes out of

689
00:40:42,880 --> 00:40:48,680
Speaker 1: the staves today and I believe you dudes who are

690
00:40:48,719 --> 00:40:52,800
Speaker 1: into wrestling will appreciate this. Okay, Okay, Kyle's leaning Sergeant

691
00:40:52,880 --> 00:40:57,200
Speaker 1: Slaughter crossed over into G I Joe. That was a

692
00:40:57,280 --> 00:41:02,280
Speaker 1: game changer, actually, Sergeant Slaughter. Somehow I got Sergeant Slaughter's

693
00:41:02,280 --> 00:41:04,200
Speaker 1: g I Joe, because my dad said that he met

694
00:41:04,280 --> 00:41:06,080
Speaker 1: him on a golf course. He probably went to a

695
00:41:06,160 --> 00:41:09,400
Speaker 1: toy store. No, dude, you couldn't get sergeant Slaughter. They

696
00:41:09,440 --> 00:41:12,680
Speaker 1: didn't sell Sergeant Slaughter and stole to me. No, they didn't.

697
00:41:12,719 --> 00:41:15,080
Speaker 1: I had a Sergeant Slaughter, the one with the tank

698
00:41:15,160 --> 00:41:17,800
Speaker 1: top that said USA and red white. This is for

699
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:21,520
Speaker 1: sure your dad, you, your family is you guys are

700
00:41:21,560 --> 00:41:26,680
Speaker 1: going through a divorce. He was like, I was looking

701
00:41:26,719 --> 00:41:29,560
Speaker 1: for a way to like sort of men the fence

702
00:41:29,640 --> 00:41:32,399
Speaker 1: and be like, I got you can't buy this, dude.

703
00:41:32,600 --> 00:41:36,919
Speaker 1: My dad list him on a golf course. He met

704
00:41:37,080 --> 00:41:39,440
Speaker 1: Sergeant Slaughter on a golf course. He handed me, I'm

705
00:41:39,560 --> 00:41:42,080
Speaker 1: friends with I definitely believe your dad met Sergeant Slaughter

706
00:41:42,160 --> 00:41:46,560
Speaker 1: on a golf Thank you. That The only thing I'm questioning.

707
00:41:47,239 --> 00:41:49,879
Speaker 1: I'm questioning is that you couldn't get that in store. True. Yeah,

708
00:41:50,200 --> 00:41:57,239
Speaker 1: that's true. True, that's true. Guarantee buying guarantee, that's true. Okay, Yeah,

709
00:41:57,280 --> 00:41:59,479
Speaker 1: I'll put I would, I would put money on that. Really,

710
00:41:59,560 --> 00:42:01,279
Speaker 1: it's not How hard do you think it was to

711
00:42:01,360 --> 00:42:04,120
Speaker 1: get to a Sergeant Slaughter in the nineties. I'm sure

712
00:42:04,160 --> 00:42:07,320
Speaker 1: he was on golf courses in southern California. Yeah, I

713
00:42:07,400 --> 00:42:10,600
Speaker 1: don't doubt the story. You can buy it. I had.

714
00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:14,600
Speaker 1: Here's here's where the story I believe, Yes, this is

715
00:42:14,719 --> 00:42:16,839
Speaker 1: the where the story gets weird. Is your dad meets

716
00:42:16,840 --> 00:42:19,840
Speaker 1: Sergeant Slaughter on a golf course and he goes, shut up,

717
00:42:19,920 --> 00:42:22,319
Speaker 1: put your clubs away, come to the trunk of my car.

718
00:42:22,520 --> 00:42:24,960
Speaker 1: I have an action figure to give to you, to

719
00:42:25,120 --> 00:42:27,800
Speaker 1: give to your son. That was pretty quick. I don't know.

720
00:42:27,920 --> 00:42:31,799
Speaker 1: There was probably some Adam, you got the story wrong.

721
00:42:31,880 --> 00:42:44,000
Speaker 1: It was here's this sant Slaughter to win your son back. Well, sorry,

722
00:42:44,080 --> 00:42:46,560
Speaker 1: this is an open wound from twenty seven years and

723
00:42:46,719 --> 00:42:50,239
Speaker 1: nobody wants to cry. Dude. My dad listens. He constantly

724
00:42:50,360 --> 00:42:52,400
Speaker 1: says that he wishes he could call in because we

725
00:42:52,880 --> 00:42:56,400
Speaker 1: we miss quote him. You guys are working with my

726
00:42:56,560 --> 00:42:58,400
Speaker 1: dad right now, and I'm gonna tell you right now,

727
00:42:58,880 --> 00:43:04,160
Speaker 1: my father, No, sergeant, my father, my father. I'm telling

728
00:43:04,200 --> 00:43:08,920
Speaker 1: you this Sergeant Slaughter toy was not you had. What

729
00:43:09,120 --> 00:43:12,560
Speaker 1: was so special about this Sergeant Slaughter? Listen to him.

730
00:43:12,760 --> 00:43:18,560
Speaker 1: Listen to him. I had to collect you haven't okay

731
00:43:19,320 --> 00:43:24,920
Speaker 1: one time? Stop saying do I says, divorce? How do

732
00:43:25,880 --> 00:43:28,239
Speaker 1: you say divorce, Adam, you know you say it weird.

733
00:43:28,320 --> 00:43:31,280
Speaker 1: Let's move. You can't see the trees through the divorce.

734
00:43:31,719 --> 00:43:34,200
Speaker 1: Here we go. So here's the thing about G I

735
00:43:34,360 --> 00:43:36,759
Speaker 1: Joe's is I think that every pal shut up. Don't

736
00:43:36,800 --> 00:43:38,799
Speaker 1: laugh so hard. I'm trying to listen to Blake. Blake,

737
00:43:38,840 --> 00:43:40,600
Speaker 1: I know you're gonna say. I think that every pack

738
00:43:40,840 --> 00:43:43,359
Speaker 1: on the back had this little square that you would

739
00:43:43,360 --> 00:43:45,640
Speaker 1: cut out, and then once you got like I want

740
00:43:45,680 --> 00:43:50,560
Speaker 1: to say twenty or fifty or I want leather you

741
00:43:50,920 --> 00:43:55,040
Speaker 1: you would send that into Hasbro or whatever whoever was

742
00:43:55,120 --> 00:43:58,600
Speaker 1: making G I Joe, and they would send you Sergeant Slaughter.

743
00:43:58,719 --> 00:44:01,640
Speaker 1: But it wasn't a vay allable in toys r us.

744
00:44:01,800 --> 00:44:04,040
Speaker 1: You had to go through that process. And then that's

745
00:44:04,080 --> 00:44:06,239
Speaker 1: how I got it because I had him. And then

746
00:44:06,280 --> 00:44:10,440
Speaker 1: when they had a refrigerator, Perry Yes and Kareem Abdul

747
00:44:10,680 --> 00:44:13,080
Speaker 1: Jabbar I believe was a G I Joe guy. I

748
00:44:13,200 --> 00:44:15,520
Speaker 1: don't recall that, but he might have. There was definitely

749
00:44:15,600 --> 00:44:18,640
Speaker 1: a dude who like had like basketball grenades. You guys

750
00:44:18,680 --> 00:44:20,520
Speaker 1: had some deep cuts. I had like three. I didn't

751
00:44:20,520 --> 00:44:22,640
Speaker 1: really go down the G I Joe I was because

752
00:44:22,680 --> 00:44:25,399
Speaker 1: they were too small already had human and I'm like, well,

753
00:44:25,440 --> 00:44:28,640
Speaker 1: these they're giant, but I had snake eyes. Snakes snake

754
00:44:28,680 --> 00:44:31,959
Speaker 1: eyes was fucking tight. I wasn't allowed. Why not, Kyle,

755
00:44:32,560 --> 00:44:35,080
Speaker 1: you'd shove them up your ass. I was not allowed. Yeah,

756
00:44:35,120 --> 00:44:37,120
Speaker 1: you're too You're trying to stick them down your dickle

757
00:44:37,280 --> 00:44:40,520
Speaker 1: and your mom's like, no, they were the only ones

758
00:44:40,560 --> 00:44:43,719
Speaker 1: that would give me a double handed never mind. You

759
00:44:43,800 --> 00:44:47,759
Speaker 1: can't talk about that because they had guns. Dude, won't

760
00:44:48,320 --> 00:44:50,680
Speaker 1: because they were guns. Yeah, I wasn't allowed toys with

761
00:44:50,840 --> 00:44:53,200
Speaker 1: guns like I wasn't, you know. I was in a

762
00:44:53,239 --> 00:44:55,360
Speaker 1: pretty strict And that's so weird because out of the

763
00:44:55,440 --> 00:44:58,120
Speaker 1: four of us, you would definitely be the person to

764
00:44:58,200 --> 00:45:02,440
Speaker 1: shake You sleep with the handgu what you say, to

765
00:45:02,719 --> 00:45:06,880
Speaker 1: be the mass shooter of the Yeah, out of the

766
00:45:06,960 --> 00:45:09,520
Speaker 1: flour Come on, that's so weird because you're the only

767
00:45:09,560 --> 00:45:13,200
Speaker 1: one of us who sleeps with a handgun under Oh

768
00:45:13,440 --> 00:45:16,560
Speaker 1: come on, man, Well yeah, I mean you should just

769
00:45:16,640 --> 00:45:20,440
Speaker 1: play with toys. Don't limit anything, you know anything. I'm

770
00:45:20,440 --> 00:45:22,040
Speaker 1: gonna get my kids heroin to be like I'm not

771
00:45:22,200 --> 00:45:24,759
Speaker 1: limiting and let it ride. Yeah, check it out, try

772
00:45:24,800 --> 00:45:27,120
Speaker 1: it you probably I'm banking that you won't like it.

773
00:45:27,360 --> 00:45:32,719
Speaker 1: Maybe like it pizza pizza, Yeah, let them pick that's smart. Hey,

774
00:45:32,800 --> 00:45:34,920
Speaker 1: but what what was up with Sergeant Slaughter in G

775
00:45:35,120 --> 00:45:37,400
Speaker 1: I Joes and w W? I know that's why it

776
00:45:37,480 --> 00:45:39,799
Speaker 1: was cool? What the funk was that? What was going

777
00:45:39,880 --> 00:45:45,280
Speaker 1: on there? Great question? I might have I came first.

778
00:45:46,160 --> 00:45:50,360
Speaker 1: That's when I think, well, G I Joe. The toys

779
00:45:50,400 --> 00:45:53,880
Speaker 1: definitely did. They were like Barbie dolls at first, but like, actually,

780
00:45:53,920 --> 00:45:56,640
Speaker 1: you know what, Sarge Slaughter might have been born around

781
00:45:56,680 --> 00:46:01,400
Speaker 1: the same time and grew up to be Mr Slaughter.

782
00:46:05,320 --> 00:46:11,879
Speaker 1: It's very little David Slaughter, Teddy Slaughter, My father, Ryan

783
00:46:12,040 --> 00:46:18,000
Speaker 1: Slaughter is a good man. Sorry Ryan? Is Ryan a dad?

784
00:46:18,520 --> 00:46:22,799
Speaker 1: What other stories did Tim Paul Tim tell you growing up?

785
00:46:22,880 --> 00:46:24,279
Speaker 1: You want to call him up? You want to call

786
00:46:24,400 --> 00:46:28,560
Speaker 1: him up? What celebrit What other celebrities did that gave

787
00:46:28,600 --> 00:46:31,600
Speaker 1: your dad's gifts? Gave your dad a gift to give

788
00:46:31,640 --> 00:46:34,200
Speaker 1: to you? What other celebrity, Dude, I even got a gift.

789
00:46:34,360 --> 00:46:36,040
Speaker 1: I even got a gift from your dad. I wish

790
00:46:36,080 --> 00:46:37,799
Speaker 1: there's a list. I wish you were like, well, yeah,

791
00:46:37,880 --> 00:46:41,399
Speaker 1: he actually met Clyde Drexler, and Clyde Drexler gave him,

792
00:46:41,520 --> 00:46:44,760
Speaker 1: did have a homie who knew Jason Kidd, the basketball player,

793
00:46:44,880 --> 00:46:47,120
Speaker 1: So that was that was kind of like a pack

794
00:46:47,160 --> 00:46:49,400
Speaker 1: of cigarettes that Jason kids. I think I might have

795
00:46:49,480 --> 00:46:51,960
Speaker 1: got his little um what were those toys where they

796
00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:53,960
Speaker 1: didn't move, They were just like they were just a

797
00:46:54,080 --> 00:46:56,960
Speaker 1: little stand like Starter or something or whatever. Yeah, those

798
00:46:56,960 --> 00:46:59,040
Speaker 1: Starter toys. I think I got a Jason Kidd one

799
00:46:59,080 --> 00:47:02,680
Speaker 1: of that. Oh you're talking about Elite and that's and

800
00:47:02,760 --> 00:47:05,360
Speaker 1: that's from your dad's connection with Jason Kidd. This this

801
00:47:05,520 --> 00:47:09,400
Speaker 1: is cool. Your dad was super plugged in starting. I

802
00:47:09,480 --> 00:47:12,000
Speaker 1: remember even your your dad hooked me up with the

803
00:47:12,120 --> 00:47:14,319
Speaker 1: tech deck, like one of those mini tech decks, right

804
00:47:14,640 --> 00:47:18,279
Speaker 1: that was signed by Ronnie Craiger. Yes, he worked for Vans. Yes,

805
00:47:18,640 --> 00:47:21,120
Speaker 1: I wish I knew Tim. When I was in my youth,

806
00:47:21,320 --> 00:47:23,680
Speaker 1: my dad would just bring home like a pizza hut

807
00:47:23,719 --> 00:47:26,160
Speaker 1: basketball that was like the big gift he would give me.

808
00:47:26,440 --> 00:47:29,320
Speaker 1: Well that's huge. By the way, those basketballs were super

809
00:47:29,400 --> 00:47:31,280
Speaker 1: dope and you had to eat a lot of pizza

810
00:47:31,360 --> 00:47:33,560
Speaker 1: to get them, so they were worth it. And I

811
00:47:33,680 --> 00:47:35,200
Speaker 1: think you had to buy like a large and then

812
00:47:35,280 --> 00:47:37,719
Speaker 1: spending next for like nine dollars or whatever. The basketball car.

813
00:47:37,760 --> 00:47:41,080
Speaker 1: I thought you had to eat pizzas. No, not at all, No, no,

814
00:47:42,640 --> 00:47:44,759
Speaker 1: by like bread sticks, and then if you spend the

815
00:47:44,840 --> 00:47:47,879
Speaker 1: extra nine dollars. Yeah, your parents were like, you're like, Mom,

816
00:47:47,920 --> 00:47:49,719
Speaker 1: I want the basketball. They're like, you have to eat

817
00:47:49,760 --> 00:47:53,120
Speaker 1: twenty pizzas to get that. Get in the car, guaranteed, guaranteed,

818
00:47:53,160 --> 00:47:55,600
Speaker 1: that's what they're like, No, we're not get that car.

819
00:47:55,680 --> 00:47:57,640
Speaker 1: Don't play with guns. I know you want to. You

820
00:47:57,719 --> 00:48:00,680
Speaker 1: see those so strict bro, so a strict. You want

821
00:48:00,719 --> 00:48:03,000
Speaker 1: to play with guns, don't you. Yeah, we know you

822
00:48:03,080 --> 00:48:05,480
Speaker 1: want to play with guns. We know you do. Wouldn't

823
00:48:05,480 --> 00:48:07,120
Speaker 1: it be so fun to have a gun in here?

824
00:48:07,160 --> 00:48:09,640
Speaker 1: I just want to play with toys. You want to football, pray?

825
00:48:11,560 --> 00:48:16,880
Speaker 1: What do you think that? Do you think that to

826
00:48:16,960 --> 00:48:21,000
Speaker 1: be true? Boy? No? I just want to play with toys.

827
00:48:21,280 --> 00:48:23,080
Speaker 1: Like it's really that's it. Just the toys that my

828
00:48:23,160 --> 00:48:27,520
Speaker 1: friends are playing with. Mom, that's it. Like we did

829
00:48:27,600 --> 00:48:32,760
Speaker 1: she say, eat pizzas or kill people? Your choysizza pizza?

830
00:48:33,120 --> 00:48:43,520
Speaker 1: That took a dark turn, hated it. Who was your

831
00:48:43,560 --> 00:48:48,600
Speaker 1: guy's friend who had all the toys all everything? The

832
00:48:48,719 --> 00:48:50,440
Speaker 1: one that you were like, I want to go play

833
00:48:50,480 --> 00:48:53,080
Speaker 1: at their house? They got all the transformers that turned

834
00:48:53,080 --> 00:48:56,640
Speaker 1: into the bigger dude that dude man Blake, Blake, Blake

835
00:48:56,760 --> 00:49:00,000
Speaker 1: had he has all the toys. Blake, you had everything.

836
00:49:00,520 --> 00:49:03,839
Speaker 1: Have you seen your house? You had everything before before

837
00:49:03,880 --> 00:49:06,520
Speaker 1: you painted the walls all white. Blake was like six,

838
00:49:06,760 --> 00:49:08,760
Speaker 1: like what eight years old, and you had a display

839
00:49:08,880 --> 00:49:12,799
Speaker 1: case for all of your collectible memorabilia toys. You had

840
00:49:12,840 --> 00:49:15,839
Speaker 1: all like the Chevron cars. Remember that ship? You had

841
00:49:16,040 --> 00:49:18,359
Speaker 1: all the I'm sorry wait wait wait wait wait wait

842
00:49:18,360 --> 00:49:24,120
Speaker 1: wait wait wait wait wait what Okay, Okay, do you remember?

843
00:49:24,280 --> 00:49:26,799
Speaker 1: All right, we're gonna die into more toy talk, baby,

844
00:49:26,880 --> 00:49:30,400
Speaker 1: we're doing some toy talking. Okay. Remember Chevron They had

845
00:49:30,440 --> 00:49:33,120
Speaker 1: those commercials where it's like kind of claymation. It was

846
00:49:33,200 --> 00:49:35,279
Speaker 1: like cars with eyes and they'd be they'd be like

847
00:49:36,320 --> 00:49:38,759
Speaker 1: kind of like talking about their day, like sometimes like

848
00:49:38,880 --> 00:49:41,439
Speaker 1: the bird takes the ship on me and you gotta stop. Yes,

849
00:49:42,040 --> 00:49:45,160
Speaker 1: you remember this, remember, I guess so kind of but

850
00:49:45,320 --> 00:49:48,960
Speaker 1: you collected the remember the Chevron cars? Who wants that toy? No?

851
00:49:49,560 --> 00:49:50,960
Speaker 1: I don't you know what that might have been a

852
00:49:51,040 --> 00:49:54,520
Speaker 1: West coast No, it was like O G. Pixar cars. Dude.

853
00:49:54,560 --> 00:49:56,640
Speaker 1: This is probably where no, this is probably where cars

854
00:49:56,680 --> 00:49:59,440
Speaker 1: got their idea. We were Amaco people in the Midwest.

855
00:49:59,640 --> 00:50:02,040
Speaker 1: This is definitely where they got there. Okay, Well, Chevron

856
00:50:02,320 --> 00:50:05,480
Speaker 1: released these car toys and they there were a ton

857
00:50:05,560 --> 00:50:08,440
Speaker 1: of them. They got like super collectible. People really liked them.

858
00:50:08,480 --> 00:50:10,919
Speaker 1: They were sick. You could get like all different kinds

859
00:50:10,960 --> 00:50:13,840
Speaker 1: of cars, and I collected them. You you were a

860
00:50:13,880 --> 00:50:17,319
Speaker 1: big collector. You collect Yeah, I'm not trying to rain

861
00:50:17,360 --> 00:50:19,480
Speaker 1: on your parade, dude, but yeah, you sound like the

862
00:50:19,560 --> 00:50:22,680
Speaker 1: worst toys. I never opened them. I didn't even play

863
00:50:22,719 --> 00:50:24,439
Speaker 1: with them. I just put them in the display case.

864
00:50:24,640 --> 00:50:27,520
Speaker 1: I'm talking about like those race tracks where you had

865
00:50:27,600 --> 00:50:30,040
Speaker 1: like the car gun thing where they would go upside

866
00:50:30,080 --> 00:50:34,319
Speaker 1: down like zeros who had cross the ones that had

867
00:50:34,360 --> 00:50:37,279
Speaker 1: the guns had the gun. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

868
00:50:37,440 --> 00:50:39,440
Speaker 1: we're sick. I had that too. I had that too.

869
00:50:39,600 --> 00:50:41,840
Speaker 1: They were called like zero g s or whatever. Al Right,

870
00:50:41,880 --> 00:50:43,759
Speaker 1: it would go up the wall and down. What was

871
00:50:43,840 --> 00:50:46,800
Speaker 1: your weirdest collection, Like, what did you guys collect the

872
00:50:46,960 --> 00:50:51,880
Speaker 1: gas station car? Now? I would collect PEZ and got

873
00:50:51,960 --> 00:50:54,879
Speaker 1: like really deep into PEZ and had like a lot

874
00:50:54,920 --> 00:50:57,279
Speaker 1: of pets. Ship had Pett t shirts. It got to

875
00:50:57,360 --> 00:50:59,319
Speaker 1: a point where it was like a little strange where

876
00:50:59,600 --> 00:51:01,680
Speaker 1: my into a little bit like, is he gonna like

877
00:51:02,040 --> 00:51:03,879
Speaker 1: not being the girls because he's gonna try to fund

878
00:51:03,920 --> 00:51:06,920
Speaker 1: his pez or something because he is he shoving him

879
00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:09,759
Speaker 1: up his ass? Did you? Did you though? Is he

880
00:51:09,880 --> 00:51:13,640
Speaker 1: shoving him so Kyle couldn't have g I Joe's because

881
00:51:13,640 --> 00:51:15,480
Speaker 1: he showed him up his ass. I'm gonna have ps

882
00:51:15,480 --> 00:51:17,640
Speaker 1: because he's shoving him up his ass. He shoved his

883
00:51:17,760 --> 00:51:26,360
Speaker 1: dick inside of the wouldn't fit. I collected Chinese sharpay

884
00:51:26,800 --> 00:51:34,120
Speaker 1: like stuff like pictures or uh pictures stuff. Yeah, yeah,

885
00:51:34,200 --> 00:51:36,719
Speaker 1: Like I had like I had like a motion protector

886
00:51:37,320 --> 00:51:41,200
Speaker 1: statue that when he walks by with Barkett. What else

887
00:51:42,040 --> 00:51:44,640
Speaker 1: Chinese sharp pays of those wrinkly dollars that seems like

888
00:51:45,800 --> 00:51:48,239
Speaker 1: where are you going? What stores are you going to?

889
00:51:48,480 --> 00:51:50,840
Speaker 1: Like allmark cards store, Like where are you going to

890
00:51:50,920 --> 00:51:56,200
Speaker 1: get sharpay stuff? That's infinitely weirder than Blake collecting. Yeah,

891
00:51:56,920 --> 00:51:59,000
Speaker 1: I'm not saying it's not weird, but Blake was talking

892
00:51:59,040 --> 00:52:01,200
Speaker 1: about Chevron. I was like they were a cool toy,

893
00:52:01,280 --> 00:52:04,080
Speaker 1: and I was like thinking about like laser tag or

894
00:52:04,239 --> 00:52:07,600
Speaker 1: like transformers out the asshole kind of thing, like I

895
00:52:08,640 --> 00:52:12,839
Speaker 1: brought that up. Yeah, that's my bad. Chevron cars are

896
00:52:12,920 --> 00:52:16,080
Speaker 1: sick as hell. I stand by them. Yeah, they were dope.

897
00:52:16,120 --> 00:52:19,439
Speaker 1: You had everything set up perfectly. I bet they were cool, Blake,

898
00:52:19,520 --> 00:52:23,800
Speaker 1: And I bet your presentation was truly incredible, perfectly. It

899
00:52:23,920 --> 00:52:27,399
Speaker 1: was gorgeous. Your house was like wonderful. I loved going there.

900
00:52:27,760 --> 00:52:30,160
Speaker 1: You had all the CDs too. There's a lot of

901
00:52:30,280 --> 00:52:32,960
Speaker 1: like there's a lot of cards, like birthday cards that

902
00:52:33,040 --> 00:52:34,959
Speaker 1: had Sharpey's on them that I'd be like, oh shit,

903
00:52:35,400 --> 00:52:38,160
Speaker 1: I'm gonna buy that. You would buy birthday cards and

904
00:52:38,320 --> 00:52:40,560
Speaker 1: not use them and I'd like cut the back off,

905
00:52:40,640 --> 00:52:42,680
Speaker 1: and then this I put it up on my pin up.

906
00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:45,120
Speaker 1: Did you ever have a Sharpey as a dog or

907
00:52:45,320 --> 00:52:47,480
Speaker 1: What's I get? Haven't I told you guys this story.

908
00:52:47,640 --> 00:52:50,160
Speaker 1: You've you've never had a dog in your life. I've

909
00:52:50,200 --> 00:52:54,200
Speaker 1: had a dog. What happened? Wait? What happened this dog?

910
00:52:54,400 --> 00:52:59,719
Speaker 1: Or the dog? Wait? Have you guys seen the good Yeah?

911
00:53:00,200 --> 00:53:03,000
Speaker 1: What happened to this dog? Hold on? Hold on, hold

912
00:53:03,080 --> 00:53:06,239
Speaker 1: on the good sun right, hold on as guns. I

913
00:53:06,360 --> 00:53:09,120
Speaker 1: guaranteed Der's is the gun guy too. Yeah, you know,

914
00:53:09,280 --> 00:53:12,400
Speaker 1: I was saying, Kyle, Well, here's the difference between who's

915
00:53:12,400 --> 00:53:14,120
Speaker 1: going to be the mass shooter between the four of us.

916
00:53:14,400 --> 00:53:17,160
Speaker 1: Kyle might just snap and start shooting a couple of people,

917
00:53:17,320 --> 00:53:19,640
Speaker 1: didn't realize what he's done. He's murdered two people, and

918
00:53:19,719 --> 00:53:21,480
Speaker 1: he's like, oh, what did I do? Didn't turn the

919
00:53:21,520 --> 00:53:24,879
Speaker 1: gun on himself. DERs would have a full plan, he would.

920
00:53:25,239 --> 00:53:27,840
Speaker 1: He would be like a sixty people. It would be

921
00:53:28,960 --> 00:53:32,080
Speaker 1: a true mass casualty. Kyle would just slip up like

922
00:53:32,239 --> 00:53:37,160
Speaker 1: my Norwegian namesake who killed like people something? What happened? Dog?

923
00:53:38,239 --> 00:53:43,160
Speaker 1: Good bye? But like yes, trapping parts and jars guys right?

924
00:53:44,200 --> 00:53:49,520
Speaker 1: Uh no. Frederica lived to seventeen or eight. Frederico Frederica.

925
00:53:49,800 --> 00:53:52,799
Speaker 1: We had a dog, new Freddy. Where's a female Frederica?

926
00:53:53,200 --> 00:53:56,440
Speaker 1: A little docks and smooth coat, black and tan Frederica.

927
00:53:56,680 --> 00:54:00,120
Speaker 1: I've never known this, never talked about Fredericka every for

928
00:54:00,239 --> 00:54:02,880
Speaker 1: any of us. I've never heard this name before. You

929
00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:06,600
Speaker 1: know everything about you. I've never heard about this. Freddy

930
00:54:06,760 --> 00:54:11,320
Speaker 1: died when I was probably eight. So this was like

931
00:54:11,400 --> 00:54:15,240
Speaker 1: a dog that my parents got when they were like dating. Hey, dirs,

932
00:54:16,760 --> 00:54:20,879
Speaker 1: what did you do to this dog? The dog? Dog died?

933
00:54:21,120 --> 00:54:22,920
Speaker 1: You want to hear here's how the dog died. It

934
00:54:22,960 --> 00:54:26,239
Speaker 1: was would like it went out in the backyard in

935
00:54:26,360 --> 00:54:29,000
Speaker 1: the summer and then my dad just found it, like

936
00:54:29,120 --> 00:54:32,200
Speaker 1: laying in the grass dead. What, Oh my god, you

937
00:54:32,239 --> 00:54:34,960
Speaker 1: don't even know what happened. Like he's like heat stroke,

938
00:54:35,160 --> 00:54:37,080
Speaker 1: Like it was hot. It was eighteen year old dog.

939
00:54:37,600 --> 00:54:41,880
Speaker 1: Oh that is so sad. I had something very similar

940
00:54:41,920 --> 00:54:44,359
Speaker 1: happened when I had two box turtles. But we're talking

941
00:54:44,360 --> 00:54:47,160
Speaker 1: about me right now. But it was so hot, and

942
00:54:47,600 --> 00:54:50,520
Speaker 1: it's just so sad. Anytime you go out and discover

943
00:54:50,680 --> 00:54:54,080
Speaker 1: your pet just dead, it's it's but you recently found

944
00:54:54,400 --> 00:54:57,040
Speaker 1: a dead pet. You found fred no Is. When we

945
00:54:57,120 --> 00:55:00,400
Speaker 1: were living together, Adam, remember we had those tortoises and

946
00:55:00,520 --> 00:55:02,239
Speaker 1: I was weird. I don't know what did you do

947
00:55:02,320 --> 00:55:05,600
Speaker 1: to this horse? You don't you don't remember that. I

948
00:55:06,400 --> 00:55:09,120
Speaker 1: remember Austin having tortoises. Where did we have tortoise at

949
00:55:09,160 --> 00:55:13,160
Speaker 1: the at the cocaine palace at the house. I called

950
00:55:13,200 --> 00:55:15,200
Speaker 1: it that the first time I came over, and it's

951
00:55:15,239 --> 00:55:18,360
Speaker 1: just stuck on. I'm pretty sure it's still in my phone.

952
00:55:18,680 --> 00:55:20,920
Speaker 1: I got the number. Yeah, I really don't remember us

953
00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:23,400
Speaker 1: having cocaine. Where where did you get Well, they were

954
00:55:23,440 --> 00:55:26,080
Speaker 1: your turtles, right, because I wasn't feeding these turtles. Where

955
00:55:26,120 --> 00:55:27,880
Speaker 1: did you keep these turtles out. They were like in

956
00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:32,279
Speaker 1: the fountain that didn't work. Oh ship a fountain in

957
00:55:32,320 --> 00:55:34,759
Speaker 1: the backyard that was not operational, and I filled it

958
00:55:34,840 --> 00:55:37,319
Speaker 1: with sand and then I put two tortoises in there.

959
00:55:37,440 --> 00:55:39,640
Speaker 1: That is right, yes, yes, yes, yes. But then one

960
00:55:39,680 --> 00:55:41,680
Speaker 1: day I think it rained, so I moved them to

961
00:55:41,760 --> 00:55:44,719
Speaker 1: a cooler and I think they might have sizzled in

962
00:55:44,800 --> 00:55:48,400
Speaker 1: the cooler or something. I don't know. It was so sad, dude,

963
00:55:48,560 --> 00:55:50,719
Speaker 1: It sucking sucks. That's how you guys, like, what did

964
00:55:50,719 --> 00:55:53,920
Speaker 1: you do in your sing? Was so sad It fucking sucked.

965
00:55:53,960 --> 00:55:59,160
Speaker 1: Manse R I p Frederica R. I pose. Anyways, here's

966
00:55:59,160 --> 00:56:02,080
Speaker 1: the story. Thank you, And this is our buddy. Bill

967
00:56:02,120 --> 00:56:05,560
Speaker 1: Crab's favorite story of my life is that Freddie died

968
00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:08,239
Speaker 1: and I was like, I think I've told you guys,

969
00:56:08,239 --> 00:56:11,879
Speaker 1: don't listen to me. Freddie died. My parents were like, hey,

970
00:56:11,960 --> 00:56:14,520
Speaker 1: if you and I was like, we gotta get another dog,

971
00:56:14,719 --> 00:56:17,040
Speaker 1: like we gotta get into the dog. I love dogs.

972
00:56:17,239 --> 00:56:20,760
Speaker 1: And you were like no, I'm good. No, I said, okay,

973
00:56:21,800 --> 00:56:24,000
Speaker 1: And my parents were like, well, why don't you research

974
00:56:24,600 --> 00:56:27,040
Speaker 1: what the best dog would be for the family. And

975
00:56:27,120 --> 00:56:30,560
Speaker 1: I was like I'm on it. So I bought like

976
00:56:30,920 --> 00:56:35,040
Speaker 1: these dog books, and I'm all about the Chinese sharp Pay.

977
00:56:35,080 --> 00:56:38,279
Speaker 1: I'm like, it's the perfect size. It doesn't need to

978
00:56:38,320 --> 00:56:40,480
Speaker 1: be watching too much. And those are like the really

979
00:56:40,719 --> 00:56:46,080
Speaker 1: wrinkly exactly like nude nude looking dudes. Yeah, not super fun.

980
00:56:46,440 --> 00:56:48,960
Speaker 1: They have short hair. The sharp pay means sand skin

981
00:56:49,080 --> 00:56:54,960
Speaker 1: because they're actually very rough to the touch. They're seventeen

982
00:56:55,040 --> 00:56:57,600
Speaker 1: to nineteen inches at the withers. They're about forty five

983
00:56:57,760 --> 00:57:01,080
Speaker 1: sixty five pounds on the on the one largin or

984
00:57:01,120 --> 00:57:05,400
Speaker 1: one of showers. I'm telling you, but keep going with

985
00:57:05,520 --> 00:57:08,400
Speaker 1: purple tongues, with the chow chow um. But they have

986
00:57:08,440 --> 00:57:12,080
Speaker 1: a lot of eye problems and hip display show um.

987
00:57:12,719 --> 00:57:15,000
Speaker 1: But so I go Chinese Sharpe's, that's what we gotta get.

988
00:57:15,040 --> 00:57:16,720
Speaker 1: And I start like putting up these pictures on my

989
00:57:16,800 --> 00:57:19,080
Speaker 1: We get this color coat whatever. They have blue ones.

990
00:57:19,400 --> 00:57:21,760
Speaker 1: They're actually the brink of extinction. They were only about

991
00:57:22,440 --> 00:57:27,080
Speaker 1: uh maybe a dozen or so Chinese sharpay's on the planet.

992
00:57:27,560 --> 00:57:30,680
Speaker 1: And that's when I believe in nineteen eight, eight one

993
00:57:30,760 --> 00:57:34,720
Speaker 1: or eighty two, the Neemon Marcus Christmas Catalog gave away

994
00:57:35,440 --> 00:57:39,400
Speaker 1: offered to Chinese Sharpay's his and hers for two thousand

995
00:57:39,480 --> 00:57:45,640
Speaker 1: dollars and the uh the pr hurricane around that actually

996
00:57:45,720 --> 00:57:55,760
Speaker 1: brought Sharpay's back from the brink of talking. Sharpays, what

997
00:57:55,920 --> 00:58:00,480
Speaker 1: happened to the want Sharpe's and Christmas? I'm gonn around

998
00:58:00,520 --> 00:58:03,520
Speaker 1: the story and I opened up and I'm like, I'm like,

999
00:58:03,560 --> 00:58:06,960
Speaker 1: we're getting We're gonna sharpey. It's about to happen. Yeah, yeah,

1000
00:58:07,120 --> 00:58:09,360
Speaker 1: you've waited. And I opened a car with a Chinese

1001
00:58:09,400 --> 00:58:11,960
Speaker 1: Sharpey on it, and I don't know what the card

1002
00:58:12,000 --> 00:58:14,320
Speaker 1: said exactly, but it was something to the effect of

1003
00:58:15,400 --> 00:58:18,080
Speaker 1: like this is the closest you're gonna get to getting

1004
00:58:19,040 --> 00:58:25,760
Speaker 1: a Chinese shar Pei Wow? What not like mean but

1005
00:58:25,920 --> 00:58:29,360
Speaker 1: like phrase like it's we're not gonna do it, but

1006
00:58:29,600 --> 00:58:32,400
Speaker 1: here's a card with one. Wait, so why did they

1007
00:58:32,560 --> 00:58:34,520
Speaker 1: Why did they make you do all this research if

1008
00:58:34,560 --> 00:58:37,280
Speaker 1: they weren't planning on getting another dog? Fucking get him

1009
00:58:37,320 --> 00:58:40,080
Speaker 1: out of the kitchen, get him away from a man.

1010
00:58:40,400 --> 00:58:43,360
Speaker 1: There's just probably an annoying as hell. Yeah, yeah, I

1011
00:58:43,480 --> 00:58:46,439
Speaker 1: was in the kitchen too much. I think I'm gonna

1012
00:58:46,480 --> 00:58:49,280
Speaker 1: say it. I think that's fucked up, dude. I'm sorry,

1013
00:58:49,400 --> 00:58:52,800
Speaker 1: Der's that had to fucking like hurt you still now, bro,

1014
00:58:53,040 --> 00:58:54,960
Speaker 1: that has to still be an open wound. That's like

1015
00:58:55,000 --> 00:59:00,720
Speaker 1: a divorced and and you know what hit you out

1016
00:59:00,720 --> 00:59:04,600
Speaker 1: of the clear blue is this house. This is how

1017
00:59:04,720 --> 00:59:07,160
Speaker 1: dumb I was when I took French and they were like,

1018
00:59:07,240 --> 00:59:09,280
Speaker 1: you gotta pick you know, you take a language class

1019
00:59:09,320 --> 00:59:12,320
Speaker 1: and you pick a name from that culture, right, and

1020
00:59:12,400 --> 00:59:14,000
Speaker 1: you go by that ship, which I would love to

1021
00:59:14,080 --> 00:59:17,960
Speaker 1: hear everyone's So I was Jean Claude right because of

1022
00:59:18,040 --> 00:59:21,160
Speaker 1: Jean claud Vander of course. But then Jean Claude has

1023
00:59:21,160 --> 00:59:23,760
Speaker 1: like a hyphen between, and so do Sharpey. And one

1024
00:59:23,840 --> 00:59:26,440
Speaker 1: day I was like, I'm changing my name to Sharpay

1025
00:59:26,600 --> 00:59:28,200
Speaker 1: and she was like that's not French and I was

1026
00:59:28,280 --> 00:59:31,760
Speaker 1: like it. I was like, I'm not doing this unless

1027
00:59:31,800 --> 00:59:34,760
Speaker 1: you call me Sharpay. They didn't failed me. She was

1028
00:59:34,800 --> 00:59:40,120
Speaker 1: like okay. Then like this teacher was like teacher Sharpey

1029
00:59:40,240 --> 00:59:43,040
Speaker 1: and I'd be like, mpel Sharpei, whatever the funk it was.

1030
00:59:43,160 --> 00:59:47,720
Speaker 1: But I had a Rome woman calling sharp Pay. Hey man,

1031
00:59:48,000 --> 00:59:52,960
Speaker 1: that counts for something. Where ship shout out, miss less age.

1032
00:59:53,040 --> 00:59:56,600
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure I made your life miserable. Okay, So

1033
00:59:56,800 --> 01:00:01,160
Speaker 1: now though now you're a grown man, you're author. Are

1034
01:00:01,280 --> 01:00:04,360
Speaker 1: you gonna do this? I can't. I can't get a dog.

1035
01:00:04,600 --> 01:00:09,720
Speaker 1: Wife's allergic. The allergies. She's got allergies, but she she

1036
01:00:09,920 --> 01:00:11,920
Speaker 1: never had them. She this is the this is the

1037
01:00:12,080 --> 01:00:14,520
Speaker 1: conspiracy theory, you guys ready for it. She just got

1038
01:00:14,560 --> 01:00:19,640
Speaker 1: them when she was in Africa. She got malaria after

1039
01:00:19,760 --> 01:00:25,240
Speaker 1: she had malaria, allergic to animals. It's science. So what

1040
01:00:25,440 --> 01:00:31,320
Speaker 1: is the conspiracy? The conspiracy malaria? And you know that

1041
01:00:31,480 --> 01:00:34,680
Speaker 1: like somebody who was against anders injected malaria in her.

1042
01:00:34,920 --> 01:00:37,760
Speaker 1: Getting malaria like fucked with her immune system so much

1043
01:00:37,960 --> 01:00:42,040
Speaker 1: that like it triggered something to change. But where's the conspiracy.

1044
01:00:42,280 --> 01:00:46,440
Speaker 1: She realized that if yeah, if she got malarious, she

1045
01:00:46,520 --> 01:00:48,520
Speaker 1: wouldn't have to have a dog. She could use that,

1046
01:00:48,720 --> 01:00:50,280
Speaker 1: she could lord that over you. Oh you think she

1047
01:00:50,360 --> 01:00:53,880
Speaker 1: had seemed Yeah, your parents called her. Your parents called

1048
01:00:53,880 --> 01:00:56,280
Speaker 1: her and said, if you let him get a sharpay

1049
01:00:56,560 --> 01:00:59,440
Speaker 1: you realize he wins, and we're not going to let

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01:00:59,520 --> 01:01:04,280
Speaker 1: all alone. We said in a car a card a

1051
01:01:04,400 --> 01:01:06,880
Speaker 1: long time ago that this is the closest he would

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01:01:07,400 --> 01:01:12,600
Speaker 1: this is and we underline ever this you will ever

1053
01:01:13,080 --> 01:01:15,560
Speaker 1: ever get to owning a sharp pet. And it was

1054
01:01:15,600 --> 01:01:19,400
Speaker 1: signed in a bloody papprint. Um man, But so I

1055
01:01:19,520 --> 01:01:22,040
Speaker 1: know like too much about dogs. You don't want to sit.

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01:01:22,320 --> 01:01:23,600
Speaker 1: You don't want to sit next to me when the

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01:01:23,640 --> 01:01:26,440
Speaker 1: dog shows on. You don't want to battle me. I've

1058
01:01:26,640 --> 01:01:30,160
Speaker 1: always loved your dog knowledge. You said Withers, right, you

1059
01:01:30,240 --> 01:01:33,040
Speaker 1: said to something about the Withers. What is that You're

1060
01:01:33,040 --> 01:01:36,840
Speaker 1: grabbing your hips the weathers of the shoulders, dogs, height

1061
01:01:36,920 --> 01:01:39,800
Speaker 1: from the shoulders, No from the Withers. Do we have Withers?

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01:01:39,960 --> 01:01:44,160
Speaker 1: Do we have Withers, Bill Withers? Yes, absolutely, yes we did.

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01:01:44,480 --> 01:01:50,080
Speaker 1: We did have a Withers. Okay, any takebacks? Apologies, epic slams, flowers,

1064
01:01:50,120 --> 01:01:55,400
Speaker 1: give a whiz flowers to Freddy. We miss you every day.

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01:01:55,520 --> 01:01:57,600
Speaker 1: You were a good little dog. Smooth cote docks and

1066
01:01:58,320 --> 01:02:01,600
Speaker 1: blind is about. We just walk off the back porch constantly,

1067
01:02:02,000 --> 01:02:04,680
Speaker 1: so my dad had to put up little bumpers not

1068
01:02:04,840 --> 01:02:08,840
Speaker 1: bumper bumper Guy seven. We're on a podcast, dude. How

1069
01:02:08,880 --> 01:02:11,680
Speaker 1: we're giving man what we're doing? Well, we're giving it

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01:02:11,760 --> 01:02:13,680
Speaker 1: up to our pets. I got a shout out Tiana

1071
01:02:13,800 --> 01:02:17,080
Speaker 1: bro Tianna's Tiana is up there and and all dogs

1072
01:02:17,160 --> 01:02:20,880
Speaker 1: go to heaven. And what what was Tias kicking with Frederica.

1073
01:02:21,320 --> 01:02:25,800
Speaker 1: Tiana and Frederica are totally kicking it, bro. They're like, yeah,

1074
01:02:25,920 --> 01:02:32,240
Speaker 1: their cruising right. Gripster's in hell. Gripster is trapped in Nirvana. Dude,

1075
01:02:32,280 --> 01:02:36,400
Speaker 1: he's not allowed to move. Gripster's dad, Dude, alright, paid.

1076
01:02:36,440 --> 01:02:40,160
Speaker 1: Grip Star was a good Gripster died, he went blind.

1077
01:02:40,320 --> 01:02:44,640
Speaker 1: He went He was blind in the last Did you

1078
01:02:44,720 --> 01:02:48,680
Speaker 1: think you would outlive Gripster? Yeah? Oh maybe not at

1079
01:02:48,680 --> 01:02:51,919
Speaker 1: a certain time in my life. Yeah, that's a great

1080
01:02:52,000 --> 01:02:54,400
Speaker 1: Like when you got Gripster, were you like, you're gonna

1081
01:02:54,520 --> 01:02:57,280
Speaker 1: keep me alive? When I got Gripster, I was like

1082
01:02:57,360 --> 01:02:59,200
Speaker 1: probably twenty four. I thought I was gonna I thought

1083
01:02:59,200 --> 01:03:01,320
Speaker 1: it was gonna be dead at dude, I really did

1084
01:03:01,560 --> 01:03:04,080
Speaker 1: you wanted to be dead at you? Because that's what

1085
01:03:04,200 --> 01:03:06,760
Speaker 1: we wanted. It's not like we were like how like, No,

1086
01:03:06,920 --> 01:03:08,520
Speaker 1: it was just like I was. Writers who grew up

1087
01:03:08,520 --> 01:03:10,320
Speaker 1: in the hood are always like I never thought I'd

1088
01:03:10,360 --> 01:03:13,240
Speaker 1: make it to eight or whatever because all their friends

1089
01:03:13,280 --> 01:03:16,520
Speaker 1: are getting murdered. None of our friends were really getting murdered. Well,

1090
01:03:16,560 --> 01:03:18,360
Speaker 1: he wanted to do it in the rock and roll way,

1091
01:03:18,440 --> 01:03:21,720
Speaker 1: like Jimi Hendrix and like Janice Jocolin who wanted to

1092
01:03:21,920 --> 01:03:26,040
Speaker 1: choke on a turkey sandwich. Yeah, I wonder I was

1093
01:03:26,120 --> 01:03:34,400
Speaker 1: trying to actively trying to choke on a foot long. No, mama, Mama,

1094
01:03:34,800 --> 01:03:38,160
Speaker 1: when you released the Wizard's album, you you hit send

1095
01:03:38,320 --> 01:03:46,840
Speaker 1: and then you tried to choke on old h Well,

1096
01:03:46,880 --> 01:03:49,040
Speaker 1: I'd like to give a shout out to Sydney, my

1097
01:03:49,240 --> 01:03:51,880
Speaker 1: black lab growing up. Wow, she was just a great dog.

1098
01:03:52,040 --> 01:03:54,560
Speaker 1: She just later. If you have black labs, you know,

1099
01:03:54,640 --> 01:03:56,800
Speaker 1: they're just the best. They're just so full of Yeah,

1100
01:03:56,840 --> 01:03:59,360
Speaker 1: they're great web toes for swimming. Go ahead. She also

1101
01:03:59,480 --> 01:04:08,400
Speaker 1: had a lot of tumors, very tumorrieder, tuber heavy, beautiful heavy,

1102
01:04:08,440 --> 01:04:09,920
Speaker 1: a lot of tumors and she had it like a

1103
01:04:10,040 --> 01:04:13,160
Speaker 1: twin sister named Ginger also had tumors. They were very

1104
01:04:13,240 --> 01:04:19,640
Speaker 1: tumoric dogs. Yeah, I'd like to give a flowers to

1105
01:04:19,840 --> 01:04:24,720
Speaker 1: my my mother's dog, Sadie. Always a total Spas lived

1106
01:04:24,760 --> 01:04:27,880
Speaker 1: to be I think fifteen. I want to say fifteen sixteen.

1107
01:04:29,560 --> 01:04:33,480
Speaker 1: Uh well really that's what she was. You can't spas anymore. No,

1108
01:04:33,640 --> 01:04:37,040
Speaker 1: you didn't hear about this? Why Spas just took it

1109
01:04:37,080 --> 01:04:39,960
Speaker 1: off a song because in um in England, it's like

1110
01:04:40,400 --> 01:04:43,120
Speaker 1: it's like really bad, well kunt is really bad here,

1111
01:04:43,200 --> 01:04:45,880
Speaker 1: but they're still saying it all over there. Got true,

1112
01:04:46,160 --> 01:04:48,600
Speaker 1: He's got a point, and it's not it's not just

1113
01:04:48,760 --> 01:04:51,560
Speaker 1: the England. It's just that some people, even people all

1114
01:04:51,600 --> 01:04:54,480
Speaker 1: over the world, have spastic things that are wrong with them.

1115
01:04:54,600 --> 01:05:01,960
Speaker 1: Are not wrong, different different spas is like making fun

1116
01:05:02,040 --> 01:05:05,840
Speaker 1: of spastic people. Okay, well, the dog's dead and and

1117
01:05:06,000 --> 01:05:08,560
Speaker 1: Sadie's fine with it. I knew this dog should be

1118
01:05:08,600 --> 01:05:11,680
Speaker 1: totally cool with it, and she she passed away. And

1119
01:05:11,840 --> 01:05:16,840
Speaker 1: my this, uh, my mom's friend made like art of

1120
01:05:16,960 --> 01:05:21,080
Speaker 1: Sadie in heaven, like painting that my mom hung. Yeah,

1121
01:05:21,120 --> 01:05:23,640
Speaker 1: a painting that that you could see. It's like a

1122
01:05:24,840 --> 01:05:27,880
Speaker 1: uh like glass that are in churches, you know, it's

1123
01:05:27,920 --> 01:05:31,120
Speaker 1: like stained glass, and so this it's hanging up in

1124
01:05:31,200 --> 01:05:34,480
Speaker 1: a window in the church glass. It's it's the sun

1125
01:05:35,200 --> 01:05:38,600
Speaker 1: shrying to and it seems insane that my mom has

1126
01:05:38,680 --> 01:05:41,840
Speaker 1: this hanging up there. And uh, but you know, she

1127
01:05:42,000 --> 01:05:43,840
Speaker 1: loved the dog, so we're letting her. Don have to

1128
01:05:43,840 --> 01:05:46,080
Speaker 1: say what kind of dog? I don't know. I think

1129
01:05:46,120 --> 01:05:48,040
Speaker 1: it was a mutt. It was like, oh, yeah, the

1130
01:05:48,120 --> 01:05:51,280
Speaker 1: bit I think I met that dog. If I see

1131
01:05:51,320 --> 01:05:54,960
Speaker 1: one picture of it, give me one picture, hyperactive it is?

1132
01:05:55,680 --> 01:05:58,480
Speaker 1: Did I meet that dog? I believe you have what

1133
01:05:58,640 --> 01:06:02,680
Speaker 1: I have met met her? Yes? Him? Yes, he shout

1134
01:06:02,720 --> 01:06:05,320
Speaker 1: out to all the dogs out there. You know you've

1135
01:06:05,400 --> 01:06:07,840
Speaker 1: loved them, You've lost them, but they're always there for you.

1136
01:06:08,080 --> 01:06:11,400
Speaker 1: It's shout out to Nate dog Ate dog r. I

1137
01:06:11,480 --> 01:06:17,360
Speaker 1: p what allege to heaven we've lost and tune in

1138
01:06:17,520 --> 01:06:23,040
Speaker 1: next week. One hundred episodes. Baby, would have thought you

1139
01:06:23,200 --> 01:06:28,240
Speaker 1: might have something planned. We might diego Fountain, Ladies and gentlemen.

1140
01:06:31,160 --> 01:06:36,280
Speaker 1: This one was ninety nine. Wait, what's that song? It's

1141
01:06:36,280 --> 01:06:40,440
Speaker 1: from Toto. If you didn't pull prints, I thought you're

1142
01:06:40,480 --> 01:06:43,480
Speaker 1: gonna Prince Way to set that one up, Blakey. That's

1143
01:06:43,520 --> 01:06:47,720
Speaker 1: what I wanted to get there. That's it. That's pretty good.

1144
01:06:49,000 --> 01:06:52,440
Speaker 1: Oh you got them all? Yeah, I have prints, but

1145
01:06:52,480 --> 01:06:54,080
Speaker 1: I don't know where it went. I was trying to

1146
01:06:54,160 --> 01:06:59,320
Speaker 1: figure out the punt on that podcast, but I don't know,

1147
01:06:59,520 --> 01:07:01,400
Speaker 1: you know what I'm I couldn't get anywhere. But shut up,

1148
01:07:03,840 --> 01:07:07,600
Speaker 1: it's ain't one ninety nine podcast, But a shut up

1149
01:07:07,640 --> 01:07:12,080
Speaker 1: bitch ain't one. O the bitch ain't one on that's

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01:07:12,120 --> 01:07:15,800
Speaker 1: another episode of podcast