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Speaker 2: So I brought this all the way to the top

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Speaker 2: to the CEO. Am I the a hole? You know,

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Speaker 2: sometimes you you gotta take your stand, your stand, make it,

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Speaker 2: make a last stand. You got you gotta go. Put

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Speaker 2: your guns in the air and draw. Kill them, kill

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Speaker 2: the CEO, take over the company. Cut off the snake's head.

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Speaker 2: That's that's what they always say. That's what you have.

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Speaker 2: You can fire Karen from the CEO, do the mutiny,

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Speaker 2: take the position, fire the Karen.

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Speaker 1: Fire the Karen from from shopping, from existing, and kill

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Speaker 1: the stories.

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, kill. Can you become a mass serial murderer?

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Speaker 1: You're you're You're a CEO. You have so much money

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Speaker 1: at your disposal. You can hire a contract killing so

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Speaker 1: many hits.

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Speaker 2: Easy.

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Speaker 3: Right.

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Speaker 2: It's two pm today and I am starving for human flesh.

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Speaker 2: I'm just coming back from the fast food joined down

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Speaker 2: do this piste like that. That's so fucking annoying. She

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Speaker 2: Give me boying here here she has that one of

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Speaker 2: those clickers. Yeah, she continues about three times or so,

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Speaker 2: any of it. Woman, why I will not be treated

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Speaker 4: You will provide your furvish to me, right, and that

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Speaker 2: Ma'am. I would be happy to help you, but my

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Speaker 2: lunch break is only thirty minutes, and why don't give

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Speaker 1: Lookstberg comes your last dying breath.

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Speaker 4: Sign her, your last dying breath won't be helping me?

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Speaker 2: Fine, where the walnuts are your last word? Your last

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Speaker 2: words are gonna.

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Speaker 5: Be paper blaster.

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Speaker 2: At this point, I didn't even retell you. I just

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Speaker 2: I'm not dealing with this ship. Yeah. I walked into

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Speaker 2: if I call an employee over the walkie for help.

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Speaker 2: So there's an update. Okay, is the a hole from

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Speaker 2: walking away from this obvious Karen?

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Speaker 1: My god, no, my this this poor person is just

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Speaker 2: I am the customer. The customer is always right.

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Speaker 5: I am the queen of your life. I will rule

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Speaker 5: with absolute power. How dare you ignore your destiny of

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Speaker 5: serving me? How dare you ignore your queen?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 4: Please rub my feet now, you jester, you serve I

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Speaker 2: that's bad enough? Right? Wrong? Guess what? I asked a

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Speaker 2: out of curiosity. And guess what, someone effing deleted my

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Speaker 2: does he simply not like me? We have a long

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Speaker 2: well known that he does not like me. I will

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Speaker 3: I will fucking fight it to La marian No even

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Speaker 2: What it's so great, but right now when it seems

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Speaker 1: Allies, this is literally braveheart Like I was thinking the

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Speaker 2: Just blue face pit. What's what's like the some iconic

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Speaker 2: line from it? Like, I don't know, I am brave heart.

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Speaker 2: Because I have a brave heart. We will a little

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Speaker 2: stand for Listen, just as agains bills or my name

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Speaker 2: isn't edwardy or my name is a Edward Camart. Okay, okay,

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Speaker 2: he's going to fucking warrior. Let's go. So basically, two

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Speaker 2: I woke up bright and early in me to call

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Speaker 2: I had another plan. I was going to catch my

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Speaker 3: This, can it wait, I need to finish looking over

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Speaker 2: Me, I have to speak with you about something really important. Manager.

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Speaker 3: Can it wait, I need to finish looking over these

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Speaker 2: No, it can't wait. Supervisor's name, No, it can't wait. No,

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Speaker 2: it can't wait. Supervisor's name told me that my clock

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Speaker 2: not in the log I know, I punched out an in.

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Speaker 2: So what happened? Manager? Huh weird? I'll look into it

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Speaker 2: Oh, no need. I already called corporate and they said

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Speaker 2: the manager audibly good googles at this point, no doubt,

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Speaker 2: shitting bricks. Manager, you know that wasn't really necessary. You

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Speaker 2: shits me. Oh, I know, but I didn't want to

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Speaker 2: You have more important things to do than look over documents.

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Speaker 2: At this point, he visibly begins to get annoyed by

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Speaker 3: Manager, Now listen Tomato underscore ketchup. I'm not really like

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Speaker 2: I apologize anyways. I just wanted to give you a

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Speaker 2: the system logs all deletions and re entries. Sure you'd

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Speaker 2: B if it was him who deleted them, he obviously

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Speaker 2: forty over here. Op he knows. So what was my endgame? Well? Simple,

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Speaker 2: I was hoping that due to this threat about corporate,

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Speaker 2: onto the lock. And guess what, John, what happened, Sam?

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Speaker 2: He did just that. Mouse just ate the cheese in

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Speaker 2: the trap. A couple of minutes after a conversation, he

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Speaker 2: comes to me and tells me, Manager, Tomato, catch up.

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Speaker 2: I found out what the problem was.

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Speaker 3: There was a glitchino system and apparently it didn't register

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Speaker 3: your punches. But everything's fixed now your long time should

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Speaker 3: be there me.

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Speaker 2: Wow, thanks, I appreciate it. Manager, No problem. But wait

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Speaker 2: a minute, there's more. Just a couple of hours into

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Speaker 2: my shift, I see the manager leaving the store angrily,

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Speaker 2: slamming the manager's office door on his way out. When

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Speaker 2: that the time logs were missing the pelting list. Hold up,

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Speaker 2: let me find out. So my supervisor runs out to

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Speaker 2: back inside, walks up to me and says, dude, I'm

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Speaker 2: so sorry, but he fucked Quo. Mike is a supervisor

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Speaker 2: found with found evidence found evidence of data tampoing and

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Speaker 2: the punting log. He deleted your times yesterday and added

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Speaker 2: them back today this morning to coup of your death me. Wow,

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Speaker 2: supervisor supervisor. Yep, so there's that. He will probably get

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Speaker 1: Wow, hey, oh key, just masterful, masterful work.

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Speaker 1: He went against Karen's manager's corporate like every boss.

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Speaker 1: This is from public subscriber Mobius JDX seven to eight eight.

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Speaker 1: I'm obsessed with this jogger's gorgeous hair and just want

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Speaker 2: What's his name? Five hours? Say it? Say it? Say it?

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Speaker 2: I don't know. We should just have a show.

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Speaker 2: Like introduction, what's his name. What's his name? Do you remember? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: No, no, before they preemptively walk up to the person

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Speaker 2: What eventually, Keith? Maybe maybe my dopple, my internet doppelganger.

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Speaker 2: We we just get you some giant aviator frame glasses.

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Speaker 2: No offensive, Keith. I absolutely love you, Keith. Take up beds, Keith.

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Speaker 2: Through the tripod. That's all right, I don't care if

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Speaker 2: Now, damn, where's your trash bag? Sale? I know, dude,

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Speaker 2: His his his thirst trap? Yeah, thirst trap. I think

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Speaker 1: Or we have our Dad's like mud wrestled out of No, no, no,

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Speaker 2: Car, inside my car, pants down, fly open.

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00:25:12,280 --> 00:25:12,919
Speaker 3: Looped up.

438
00:25:13,880 --> 00:25:17,840
Speaker 1: I would be like, yah, you got this, my dude,

439
00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:20,200
Speaker 1: in an attempt to make my kids laughed.

440
00:25:20,359 --> 00:25:23,879
Speaker 2: Oh God, with the kids in the car encouraging the

441
00:25:23,920 --> 00:25:28,040
Speaker 2: stock in good God, generation of Stockers in that car.

442
00:25:27,960 --> 00:25:32,879
Speaker 1: Literally got training him. It became a thing. It was

443
00:25:33,080 --> 00:25:36,240
Speaker 1: there's my dude, or man, I haven't seen my dude

444
00:25:36,280 --> 00:25:38,560
Speaker 1: in a while. I hope he's okay. Or my sister

445
00:25:38,600 --> 00:25:41,480
Speaker 1: would say I saw my dude today. Kind of just

446
00:25:41,520 --> 00:25:44,400
Speaker 1: an inside joke. But again, even after seeing him all

447
00:25:44,440 --> 00:25:47,440
Speaker 1: the time while driving, I never actually ran into him

448
00:25:47,440 --> 00:25:50,040
Speaker 1: in person on my walks. That brings me to the

449
00:25:50,160 --> 00:25:53,240
Speaker 1: today fed up portion of the post. I decided to

450
00:25:53,280 --> 00:25:55,760
Speaker 1: go on a different route recently. I look up and

451
00:25:55,840 --> 00:25:59,439
Speaker 1: through the sunlight in the trees, I see this gorgeous

452
00:25:59,720 --> 00:26:04,160
Speaker 1: gold in Maine of hair. I swear they're talking about you, dude.

453
00:26:04,760 --> 00:26:07,240
Speaker 1: I swear I'm more of a biker. I'm more of

454
00:26:07,240 --> 00:26:11,879
Speaker 1: a he is a speedy biker biker. But you know,

455
00:26:12,160 --> 00:26:14,600
Speaker 1: who knows, maybe that was a detail that was, you know,

456
00:26:14,880 --> 00:26:17,639
Speaker 1: twist that way. It wouldn't be too I mean, you

457
00:26:17,680 --> 00:26:20,240
Speaker 1: know they this is bait. If they're throwing this story

458
00:26:20,240 --> 00:26:22,640
Speaker 1: out there, are you wearing the trash bags there.

459
00:26:23,240 --> 00:26:25,640
Speaker 2: You know, uh raincoats.

460
00:26:26,320 --> 00:26:29,800
Speaker 1: We could swap raincoat for trash bag. We could could,

461
00:26:29,920 --> 00:26:33,320
Speaker 1: we could be there, which is a major dig on

462
00:26:33,359 --> 00:26:39,240
Speaker 1: your raincoat. They're trickish, some freaking trash bag. This band

463
00:26:39,359 --> 00:26:45,280
Speaker 1: is literally trashing my drip orange. It's beautiful trash drip double.

464
00:26:45,760 --> 00:26:47,480
Speaker 1: So I think, oh my god, oh my god, oh

465
00:26:47,520 --> 00:26:50,320
Speaker 1: my god, today's the day I meet my dude.

466
00:26:50,720 --> 00:26:53,800
Speaker 2: He's getting closer now, it's like a celebrity. Oh it is.

467
00:26:53,840 --> 00:26:57,320
Speaker 1: This is definitely a celebrity. So their whole family. I

468
00:26:57,359 --> 00:27:01,200
Speaker 1: feel incredibly stupid. Why the f this my dude thing

469
00:27:01,280 --> 00:27:04,240
Speaker 1: even start again? He's getting closer now, He's much taller

470
00:27:04,280 --> 00:27:06,480
Speaker 1: than I thought, and it just throws me off. And

471
00:27:06,520 --> 00:27:10,639
Speaker 1: I let him jog past me. Mister chance opportunity missed?

472
00:27:10,920 --> 00:27:14,119
Speaker 1: Could be love? I thought, f I can't just not

473
00:27:14,280 --> 00:27:18,119
Speaker 1: say anything, right, And guys, I really wish I didn't

474
00:27:18,160 --> 00:27:21,159
Speaker 1: say anything. I really wish I went home, called my

475
00:27:21,240 --> 00:27:24,800
Speaker 1: sister and fake fangirled over walking within inches of this

476
00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:25,920
Speaker 1: mythical man.

477
00:27:25,800 --> 00:27:29,840
Speaker 2: With the hair. But I'm an idiot. What did you do?

478
00:27:30,200 --> 00:27:32,400
Speaker 2: What did you say? So I turn around and yell,

479
00:27:32,640 --> 00:27:36,840
Speaker 2: excuse me, my dad look at me.

480
00:27:38,520 --> 00:27:42,000
Speaker 1: He switches around his marvelous hair, still jogging in place,

481
00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:43,199
Speaker 1: and just looks at me.

482
00:27:43,200 --> 00:27:46,480
Speaker 2: That's hilarious. He's just like, yeah, yeah, what like, what's up?

483
00:27:47,640 --> 00:27:48,800
Speaker 2: Another fan? Guys?

484
00:27:48,880 --> 00:27:51,679
Speaker 1: Yeah, another fan? Come on, I gotta get you know,

485
00:27:51,880 --> 00:27:55,840
Speaker 1: I'm three minutes late to man, you know I won't

486
00:27:55,880 --> 00:27:58,000
Speaker 1: make my seven minute mile exactly.

487
00:27:58,640 --> 00:28:00,960
Speaker 2: You're crushing my Strava. Now come, what do we got?

488
00:28:01,040 --> 00:28:01,200
Speaker 5: Then?

489
00:28:01,280 --> 00:28:06,120
Speaker 2: I say, we've been watching you for years. There's no

490
00:28:06,320 --> 00:28:09,520
Speaker 2: good way to respond to that. What Well, I guess

491
00:28:09,560 --> 00:28:12,040
Speaker 2: you could say as a YouTuber like I've been watching

492
00:28:12,040 --> 00:28:15,199
Speaker 2: you for years, still creepy, even that still weird, like

493
00:28:15,200 --> 00:28:15,840
Speaker 2: oh I love.

494
00:28:15,720 --> 00:28:17,879
Speaker 1: Your show, I've been watching That would be like, oh great,

495
00:28:18,040 --> 00:28:22,000
Speaker 1: you know, but this this one is like yeah. So

496
00:28:22,119 --> 00:28:26,439
Speaker 1: he's like huh and I say, we've been watching you

497
00:28:27,560 --> 00:28:31,720
Speaker 1: double down okay, like he couldn't hear me or something,

498
00:28:31,880 --> 00:28:35,120
Speaker 1: instead of what he uh, instead of what he really meant,

499
00:28:35,160 --> 00:28:35,560
Speaker 1: which is.

500
00:28:35,520 --> 00:28:39,640
Speaker 2: Probably what the yeah, I mean, what do you expect

501
00:28:40,240 --> 00:28:42,240
Speaker 2: like if someone comes up I mean, if someone comes

502
00:28:42,320 --> 00:28:44,400
Speaker 2: up to us, like I've been watching you for years,

503
00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:46,760
Speaker 2: there's more of us, Yeah, I'm assumed. But if I'm

504
00:28:46,800 --> 00:28:50,480
Speaker 2: like like some random dude, I would be like, from

505
00:28:50,640 --> 00:28:53,960
Speaker 2: are you shocking me? Yeah? Literally? Why why?

506
00:28:54,160 --> 00:28:57,520
Speaker 1: That's really weird? Yeah, this is this is strange.

507
00:28:57,880 --> 00:29:01,040
Speaker 2: It's also it's weird that like if you're not, like

508
00:29:01,960 --> 00:29:05,400
Speaker 2: if you don't publish stuff to the internet on like

509
00:29:05,480 --> 00:29:08,320
Speaker 2: YouTuber stuff, or like like if you do publish stuff

510
00:29:08,320 --> 00:29:11,320
Speaker 2: to the internet on YouTube or TikTok, it's like, okay

511
00:29:11,640 --> 00:29:15,120
Speaker 2: to just be very involved in their lives, but if

512
00:29:15,160 --> 00:29:17,560
Speaker 2: you don't, all of a sudden, it's weird. If you know,

513
00:29:17,720 --> 00:29:20,960
Speaker 2: like their mother's made a name and what color underwear

514
00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:21,520
Speaker 2: they're wearing.

515
00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:25,400
Speaker 1: I mean, in fairness, they it's it's the length to

516
00:29:25,480 --> 00:29:27,200
Speaker 1: which you have to go and how.

517
00:29:27,120 --> 00:29:29,480
Speaker 2: Much has been provided. We've provided them with all of

518
00:29:29,520 --> 00:29:30,000
Speaker 2: those facts.

519
00:29:30,040 --> 00:29:35,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, but if someone says that, if someone said that

520
00:29:35,960 --> 00:29:37,960
Speaker 1: to you, like five or six years ago, you'd be.

521
00:29:37,840 --> 00:29:39,760
Speaker 2: Like, how do you know that? Do you know?

522
00:29:40,240 --> 00:29:42,840
Speaker 1: Because I'm from the future, it will be the most

523
00:29:42,880 --> 00:29:46,000
Speaker 1: successful podcast of this land has ever seen.

524
00:29:47,800 --> 00:29:53,320
Speaker 3: Foretold this prophecies, foretold of this pod. I looked into

525
00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:58,760
Speaker 3: my magic eight balls the future, my magic mike Is

526
00:29:58,920 --> 00:30:04,840
Speaker 3: told me f and then it went wow, wow, wow, wow.

527
00:30:06,400 --> 00:30:13,360
Speaker 2: You want it? I need my pony. Interesting. I was

528
00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:14,840
Speaker 2: like I thought it was I the tiger for a

529
00:30:14,920 --> 00:30:17,840
Speaker 2: quick second. We should also, oh.

530
00:30:17,360 --> 00:30:19,200
Speaker 1: I see, I see, I mean I have the tiger.

531
00:30:19,240 --> 00:30:20,880
Speaker 1: Would also be a good ramp up to like the

532
00:30:20,920 --> 00:30:26,960
Speaker 1: greatest podcaster to ever live, Bam Bama.

533
00:30:30,640 --> 00:30:33,840
Speaker 2: And then he had the confetti. Yeah, and like the

534
00:30:34,320 --> 00:30:37,720
Speaker 2: fire bro what we took? Andrew Schultz walks out, yeah,

535
00:30:37,800 --> 00:30:41,400
Speaker 2: on his first comedy tour, just like yeah, yeah, that's

536
00:30:41,400 --> 00:30:45,480
Speaker 2: how it was. Like this corner Andrew Schultz had like

537
00:30:45,520 --> 00:30:47,280
Speaker 2: a w W announcer.

538
00:30:47,400 --> 00:30:51,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, like the w W or whatever it was announcer. Yeah,

539
00:30:51,280 --> 00:30:54,080
Speaker 1: that's gotta be us in this corner weighing it at

540
00:30:54,120 --> 00:30:57,480
Speaker 1: one sixty five and in this corner weighing at one

541
00:30:58,000 --> 00:30:59,040
Speaker 1: sixty nine.

542
00:31:00,200 --> 00:31:03,640
Speaker 2: Head not gonna be two five by that time. There

543
00:31:03,680 --> 00:31:03,960
Speaker 2: we go.

544
00:31:04,040 --> 00:31:06,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think actually I got wait recently, I can't

545
00:31:06,840 --> 00:31:07,520
Speaker 1: remember what it was.

546
00:31:07,920 --> 00:31:10,280
Speaker 2: I think I'm like one, probably won sixty five.

547
00:31:10,280 --> 00:31:15,400
Speaker 1: I've always always won sixty to one seventy, is my Yeah, yeah, never,

548
00:31:15,440 --> 00:31:17,960
Speaker 1: I've never I've never tapped up or below, which I'll

549
00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:18,360
Speaker 1: take it.

550
00:31:18,520 --> 00:31:21,880
Speaker 2: I'll take it. My dude is still jogging, like what

551
00:31:22,320 --> 00:31:23,640
Speaker 2: why are you following me?

552
00:31:23,880 --> 00:31:26,880
Speaker 1: I stammer, Oh, we've been watching you run. I mean

553
00:31:27,320 --> 00:31:30,160
Speaker 1: like me and my family like watching your run for years,

554
00:31:30,400 --> 00:31:32,840
Speaker 1: you look great, Like wait, wait go dude, I don't

555
00:31:32,880 --> 00:31:36,440
Speaker 1: know how you respond to that, like I'm so proud

556
00:31:36,480 --> 00:31:38,280
Speaker 1: of you have watched for years.

557
00:31:38,640 --> 00:31:40,800
Speaker 2: There's probably a lot of that though, where it's like

558
00:31:40,840 --> 00:31:43,360
Speaker 2: there's this homeless guy that I see on my run

559
00:31:43,680 --> 00:31:45,840
Speaker 2: and he's like lost a lot of weight, I think

560
00:31:46,200 --> 00:31:53,520
Speaker 2: mostly because he probably doesn't have act food, but he

561
00:31:53,600 --> 00:31:57,960
Speaker 2: looks great. Oh my god.

562
00:31:57,000 --> 00:32:03,160
Speaker 1: It just kind of stares off into the distance. Oh wow, man, wow.

563
00:32:03,360 --> 00:32:06,400
Speaker 1: It reminds me of there's this great uh comic who

564
00:32:06,440 --> 00:32:09,480
Speaker 1: has an amazing show, my favorite show actually named Rommy,

565
00:32:09,600 --> 00:32:11,520
Speaker 1: and he has this joke in his show where he's

566
00:32:11,560 --> 00:32:15,080
Speaker 1: on a date and he says like, oh, like so

567
00:32:15,120 --> 00:32:17,480
Speaker 1: and so the homeless person or no, the other person

568
00:32:17,520 --> 00:32:19,560
Speaker 1: was saying like, oh, I work with whatever. He's like,

569
00:32:19,560 --> 00:32:21,160
Speaker 1: oh yeah, it's great that you know, you're like helping

570
00:32:21,160 --> 00:32:24,640
Speaker 1: homeless people. And she was like they prefer unhoused and

571
00:32:24,680 --> 00:32:28,920
Speaker 1: he was like, well, wouldn't they prefer to have a home.

572
00:32:30,680 --> 00:32:31,640
Speaker 2: And then it was a whole thing.

573
00:32:33,280 --> 00:32:35,800
Speaker 1: It was a good show, and you guys, I then

574
00:32:35,920 --> 00:32:41,440
Speaker 1: gave him an effing thumbs up like a Zan's out soccer.

575
00:32:41,080 --> 00:32:45,400
Speaker 2: Mom getting zanned out? Is that a thing? Honestly, I

576
00:32:45,400 --> 00:32:47,160
Speaker 2: think a lot of them dow really.

577
00:32:47,240 --> 00:32:51,840
Speaker 1: I mean it's it's like nineteen year old SoundCloud wrappers

578
00:32:51,920 --> 00:32:53,160
Speaker 1: and like soccer moms.

579
00:32:53,360 --> 00:32:58,080
Speaker 2: I guess, yeah, yeah, the demographic, you know, Yeah, that's crazy.

580
00:32:58,600 --> 00:33:02,640
Speaker 2: I really associate Zanna with like like rappers. Yeah, yeah, no,

581
00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:06,000
Speaker 2: the soccer moms are coming to coming for the crown.

582
00:33:06,680 --> 00:33:08,480
Speaker 2: Is it is it to sleep.

583
00:33:08,240 --> 00:33:12,719
Speaker 1: Or it's it's anxiety medication that like severe like just

584
00:33:13,040 --> 00:33:14,000
Speaker 1: zombies you out.

585
00:33:14,240 --> 00:33:18,600
Speaker 2: I've done. I snorted xanax ones nice in Australia right

586
00:33:18,640 --> 00:33:20,160
Speaker 2: before I was about to go on a road trip

587
00:33:20,160 --> 00:33:22,840
Speaker 2: with like people I didn't know, and great idea. It's

588
00:33:22,840 --> 00:33:26,080
Speaker 2: just terrible. Like one of my friends was visiting and

589
00:33:26,320 --> 00:33:28,760
Speaker 2: is like we had just we had come up back

590
00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:30,840
Speaker 2: from like a like staying out till two am, and

591
00:33:30,880 --> 00:33:32,920
Speaker 2: we're at my apartment at two am and it's like,

592
00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:35,520
Speaker 2: let's do some xanax when I okay, and then I

593
00:33:35,600 --> 00:33:38,640
Speaker 2: snored it instantly, fall asleep, of course, and I am

594
00:33:39,120 --> 00:33:41,560
Speaker 2: a zombie the entire rest of the day, to the

595
00:33:41,560 --> 00:33:43,720
Speaker 2: point where these people that I'd never met thought that

596
00:33:43,760 --> 00:33:48,280
Speaker 2: I had like a mental handicap, oh dear, because I

597
00:33:48,440 --> 00:33:52,560
Speaker 2: was just like so zuited. I don't remember the first

598
00:33:52,640 --> 00:33:55,440
Speaker 2: like day of the travel, we saw the Twelve Apostles,

599
00:33:55,640 --> 00:33:59,200
Speaker 2: which is like one of the most beautiful places in

600
00:33:59,240 --> 00:34:02,280
Speaker 2: all of Australia. Dang, that sucks.

601
00:34:03,360 --> 00:34:07,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was a freaking blast. I was about to

602
00:34:07,040 --> 00:34:08,799
Speaker 1: say the moral of the stories, don't do zands but

603
00:34:12,360 --> 00:34:13,320
Speaker 1: Samuel Donner.

604
00:34:15,760 --> 00:34:21,640
Speaker 2: Quote or I'm okay, but that quote. I think it

605
00:34:21,680 --> 00:34:25,000
Speaker 2: would be a funny bit to like every time we

606
00:34:25,120 --> 00:34:27,040
Speaker 2: say something out of pocket. Yeah.

607
00:34:27,040 --> 00:34:31,160
Speaker 1: I do like the freeze frame. The more you know,

608
00:34:31,200 --> 00:34:34,200
Speaker 1: the more you know, Yeah, yeah, freeze frame, the more

609
00:34:34,239 --> 00:34:36,160
Speaker 1: you know. Good formula for you editors.

610
00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:38,640
Speaker 2: I love it.

611
00:34:39,040 --> 00:34:44,120
Speaker 1: Uh So he says to this, uh cool, thanks and

612
00:34:44,280 --> 00:34:45,440
Speaker 1: just kind of runs away.

613
00:34:45,600 --> 00:34:48,160
Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, I don't know, I don't know what

614
00:34:48,200 --> 00:34:48,759
Speaker 2: you say to that.

615
00:34:48,840 --> 00:34:52,040
Speaker 1: At this point, I feel kind of betrayed, like he's

616
00:34:52,080 --> 00:34:54,880
Speaker 1: basically a celebrity in my house and he just says cool,

617
00:34:55,560 --> 00:34:56,320
Speaker 1: how dare he?

618
00:34:56,760 --> 00:35:00,759
Speaker 2: Yeah? We made you famous, we made you, you owe

619
00:35:00,760 --> 00:35:04,120
Speaker 2: it to the fans, and now you betray us. Then

620
00:35:04,160 --> 00:35:04,759
Speaker 2: it hit me.

621
00:35:05,040 --> 00:35:08,560
Speaker 1: How effing awkward and creepy and fed up what I

622
00:35:08,640 --> 00:35:10,320
Speaker 1: said and how I said it.

623
00:35:10,440 --> 00:35:10,600
Speaker 2: Was.

624
00:35:10,840 --> 00:35:13,360
Speaker 1: I tell my husband and he's like, wish you weren't

625
00:35:13,400 --> 00:35:18,239
Speaker 1: so awkward, Bud. I tell my kids and they're like, wow.

626
00:35:18,360 --> 00:35:19,279
Speaker 2: Why would you do that?

627
00:35:19,480 --> 00:35:19,719
Speaker 1: Yeah?

628
00:35:19,719 --> 00:35:23,759
Speaker 2: Wow, Ax and forget about it. Yeah, for real, you

629
00:35:23,840 --> 00:35:26,319
Speaker 2: need to really start taking it now, mom, like, take

630
00:35:26,400 --> 00:35:28,520
Speaker 2: us to soccer. Please? Do you want me to ask

631
00:35:28,520 --> 00:35:30,839
Speaker 2: my plug to get you some? Mom? Like, my god,

632
00:35:32,040 --> 00:35:35,040
Speaker 2: you need to get barred out to solve this problem.

633
00:35:35,080 --> 00:35:37,680
Speaker 1: My addie dealer just got some, so just let me know.

634
00:35:39,440 --> 00:35:42,080
Speaker 1: I tell my sister and she cries laughing because of

635
00:35:42,080 --> 00:35:44,640
Speaker 1: how typical this is for me to be so awkward.

636
00:35:44,760 --> 00:35:47,520
Speaker 1: I mean like I literally told a grandma don't eat

637
00:35:47,560 --> 00:35:50,000
Speaker 1: the baby the other day at a store while she

638
00:35:50,160 --> 00:35:52,520
Speaker 1: was nibbling on her grandkid's toes playfully.

639
00:35:53,160 --> 00:35:58,520
Speaker 2: What is my problem? Oh, good question to ask, so

640
00:35:59,120 --> 00:36:03,960
Speaker 2: don't do it. Don't modest proposal that baby. Any we

641
00:36:04,040 --> 00:36:06,640
Speaker 2: were in a high school English class. You probably read

642
00:36:06,680 --> 00:36:08,920
Speaker 2: that my high school English class.

643
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:12,080
Speaker 1: People at I didn't because Florida education.

644
00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:15,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know about the modest proposal. No modest proposal

645
00:36:15,320 --> 00:36:18,960
Speaker 2: is like it's like one of the classic satirical essays

646
00:36:19,200 --> 00:36:22,480
Speaker 2: was written in like the eighteen somethings think by like

647
00:36:22,880 --> 00:36:26,319
Speaker 2: Adam Scott or I'm going to forget that person that

648
00:36:26,360 --> 00:36:29,560
Speaker 2: actually did someone in comment who it actually is. Yeah,

649
00:36:29,600 --> 00:36:32,880
Speaker 2: but basically he was like, hey, how we're going to

650
00:36:33,080 --> 00:36:37,640
Speaker 2: solve our population crisis? And like are it was like

651
00:36:37,680 --> 00:36:38,920
Speaker 2: it was like I think it was, like, how you're

652
00:36:38,960 --> 00:36:41,920
Speaker 2: going to solve the population crisis is just like eat babies, right,

653
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:44,759
Speaker 2: And it's like he's like, I modestly propose that we

654
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Speaker 2: eat all of the young, and but like almost like

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Speaker 2: as it was legit and people were like, oh, this

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Speaker 2: is a good idea. In his defense, great idea. Babies

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Speaker 2: are delicious, delicious via the more you know, val, I

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Speaker 2: mean case like is in point, we literally eat baby cows.

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Speaker 2: It is a delicacy. Do be smacking?

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Speaker 1: So human babies probably even more of a delicacy, dude.

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Speaker 1: There was one story where a guy made his own

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Speaker 1: meat into a taco.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's crazy. It was a long time ago. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I took out like a fatty lump on my leg.

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Speaker 2: I should have asked him to keep it.

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Speaker 1: He tooked it for you make some make some lard,

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Speaker 1: some sam lard. Yeah, delicious.

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Speaker 2: God. I could not keep talking about it in production candles.

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Speaker 2: That's an idea use it for something. Yeah, yeah, I

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Speaker 2: don't don't let anything go to waste. It's like it's

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Speaker 2: like the Eskimos when they would hunt whale, hunt of course,

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Speaker 2: you know, and they would use all of the whale

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Speaker 2: and use the blubber, the oil, the fat for the candles.

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Speaker 1: We're going to use your your lump fat to burn

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Speaker 1: lanterns that are key light our our podcast Romantic.

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Speaker 2: Wow, I did you know? I wasn't. I wasn't going there.

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Speaker 2: But you know now that you say it, all right?

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Speaker 2: The okay? You take your back home. Of course. You

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Speaker 2: know you had a great date, maybe a couple of

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Speaker 2: glasses of wine. You're like, baby, baby, it's going carefully.

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Speaker 2: Maybe you know. I feel really close to you and

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Speaker 2: I want to make you feel warm in all the

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Speaker 2: right ways. Step one, I'm gonna make you warm with

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Speaker 2: my body. And she's like, oh, you're you gonna take

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Speaker 2: off your clothes? Like not yet, girl. You take out

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Speaker 2: this stuff of a candle and light it, like oh,

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Speaker 2: what's that said? And like, baby girl, that's me And

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Speaker 2: she's like, what do you mean? She's like, I harvested

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Speaker 2: by fact to may keep us warm.

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Speaker 1: She sam that would be perfect, except you forgot the

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Speaker 1: one final level. With the one final level would be

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Speaker 1: oh baby, this is Sam's lump fat that is that

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Speaker 1: is the key is romantic.

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Speaker 2: I need yours. Yeah, that's that's.

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Speaker 1: Coming to okay, coming to a YouTube store near you.

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Speaker 2: Like goodness, well that happened in that's what they did.

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Speaker 2: That was soap in if I club. Oh they made

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Speaker 2: it with the people. It was like a lifeless action.

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Speaker 2: Thanks the spoilers, but thanks for running the movie for me.

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Speaker 2: Ye know, I know. Wow that and I slipped through

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Speaker 2: pulp fiction.

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Speaker 1: Those are my two discussing two claims that disgusting.

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Speaker 2: Do you see Spider Man? Have not yet? Next Tuesday?

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Speaker 2: You got cheap movie Tuesday, take an edible watch that movie?

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Speaker 2: Buy ticket soon so you can sit in the center

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Speaker 2: of the theater. Yeah, so the Yeah, and watch Spider

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Speaker 2: Man one right before okay, the animated one. Yeah yeah,

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Speaker 2: Like take a tin with you so like you can

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Speaker 2: like pace yourself throughout the movie to a consistent yeah,

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Speaker 2: consistent level. Yeah. Oh man, well, let's me zoos through

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Speaker 2: this story.

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Speaker 1: So the main reason I'm even typing this besides so

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Speaker 1: you freaks out like to cringe.

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Speaker 2: Other's idiocricy can read it. That's us.

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Speaker 1: That's us is that I appeared to be some weird

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Speaker 1: version of Cia FBI Illuminati. Soccer mom to soccer mom,

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Speaker 1: she does an X. That's true. To my dude, he

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Speaker 1: has been nowhere to be found. I have not seen

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Speaker 1: him running around at all, and I feel so bad

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Speaker 1: that I may have possibly kind of weirded him out

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Speaker 1: enough for him to change the entire area he has

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Speaker 1: been running in for years, which is awful, Which kind

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Speaker 1: of makes sense a little bit.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it makes sense. That sucks, dude. Yeah, my running

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Speaker 2: route is like sacred to me. Oh I could. I

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Speaker 2: could never abandon my biking rope. Yeah, there's nowhere else. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: there's there's something like just really nice about like I

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Speaker 2: know exactly where I'm going today. Yeah, exactly, I'm going

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Speaker 2: to see the same people.

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Speaker 1: So, my dude, if you see this, I am so

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Speaker 1: not watching you in any way other than to admire

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Speaker 1: your hair and admire your dedications to goodness. I apologize profusely.

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Speaker 1: If I ever see you again, I promise I will

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Speaker 1: not say anything. And to that Grandma, if you're on Reddit, seriously,

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Speaker 1: you shouldn't eat babies.

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Speaker 2: I am not apologizing for that. But there is one update. Today.

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Speaker 1: I told my mom about my previous post and made

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Speaker 1: her read it. Made her almost cease to exist from

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Speaker 1: laughing so hard at me. And then she says, yeah,

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Speaker 1: but that guy is pretty weird, and I say, uh,

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Speaker 1: why do you say that? And apparently I am from

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Speaker 1: a family of frequently awkward individuals. You guys, my dad

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Speaker 1: did the same thing as me. Thanks Dad, you're great.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: So he runs into my dude in the store and

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Speaker 1: he was like, oh, hey, I see you're running all

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Speaker 1: the time.

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Speaker 2: You're looking great. Keep it up. Two people, And he

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Speaker 2: probably doesn't know it's from the same family. No, I

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Speaker 2: don't even know the feeler.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, I guess the dad because she said

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Speaker 1: she shared it with the family. My dad was a coach,

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Speaker 1: so he's got this weird proud dad thing going on.

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Speaker 1: My dude just kind of looks at him and says

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Speaker 1: thanks and slowly walks away.

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Speaker 2: He's like like, like tiptoes bag, You're like, okay, I

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Speaker 2: gotta I gotta yeah, cool bro, get out of here.

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Speaker 1: And then he puts those running skills right back to

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Speaker 1: right back to the exactly the end. So now I

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Speaker 1: know I wasn't the first person to tell him that

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Speaker 1: I've been watching him. I feel really bad my family,

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Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen.

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Speaker 2: I think it's pretty funny. It's pretty funny, it's pretty hilarious.

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Speaker 2: I'm pretty into it. If only there could be.

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Speaker 1: I mean, it's still kind of the question, I guess

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Speaker 1: is like, is it possible to have any explanation at

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Speaker 1: this point to make it like, oh, we just like

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Speaker 1: happened to run by you sometimes and it kind of

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Speaker 1: just become a running joke, like oh, we always see

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Speaker 1: you running and my kids but didn't even me for that.

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Speaker 2: But uh, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Oh, maybe this is the question for all of you

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Speaker 1: beautiful and non joggers out there. Was op the a

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Speaker 1: hole for both maybe stalking him and b for having

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Speaker 1: this really, I mean, she destroyed his running route.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's it's crazy. Holy Yeah, I think I think

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Speaker 2: a little So that's I want to hear from everyone

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Speaker 2: else first, But I think a little bit. But unintentional,

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Speaker 2: she's had an a hole. It was unintentional, But you know,

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Speaker 2: making someone uncomfortable enough to destroy their running root is

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Speaker 2: kind of kind of sucks.

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Speaker 1: I'll give her the pass but it is. It just

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Speaker 1: sucks that this poor guy does not have his running

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Speaker 1: root anymore.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that really sucks. Yeah, yeah, that's pretty rough. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I remember when I first started my running route, I

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Speaker 2: made a point of learning everyone's name on the running room. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: And there's this guy, Harry that I always see in

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Speaker 2: the morning. He's like seventy and runs at like six am.

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Speaker 2: He's always coming back when I'm going out. But I

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Speaker 2: say hi Harry every time.

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Speaker 5: Love it.

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Speaker 2: And I think he's forgotten that we know each other,

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Speaker 2: and he's just there's like I think he's just like

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Speaker 2: there's just some guy that somehow knows my name. I

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Speaker 2: don't even remember how I know his name, right, I'm

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Speaker 2: sure I asked at some point. Yeah, I can imagine.

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Speaker 2: It's kind of weird. Yeah, maybe you're doing the same

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Speaker 2: thing to this point. Yeah, yeah, I don't regret it though. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: he hasn't changed his running route, so I don't think

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Speaker 2: I've done anything wrong. You've stood your ground. Proud of you. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: So we would love to know what you think on

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Speaker 2: John's question about if Op's the a hole for ruining

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Speaker 2: this guy is running route. But the answers we always

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Speaker 2: love hearing are the answers from our public subscribers. Those

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Speaker 2: comments give us juice for life. And on the video,

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Speaker 2: a great conspiracy theory. We love the conspiracy theories, we

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