Speaker 1: I looked at I'm watching the weather carefully because I'm
Speaker 1: hosting Thanksgiving and so oh right, so I got a
Speaker 1: high of sixty six, and I'm like, dark because I
Speaker 1: want to put the kids table outside, Like, get the
Speaker 1: kids outside, get the noise outside outside, you can eat outside. Okay, right,
Speaker 1: it's twenty six.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Now it's gonna California.
Speaker 2: My cousin's I will be wearing.
Speaker 3: Basketball shorts at a tank top at sixty six. Midwesterners
Speaker 3: and Northeasterns are like, are you kidding? Sixty six and
Speaker 3: you're canceling plans. That's really Oh, look at this glorious day.
Speaker 1: Then the Midwesterners can come to my house and sit
Speaker 1: and eat on my patio.
Speaker 2: But the kids, yeah, complain me out there sun tanning.
Speaker 2: It's so hot. Yeah, bounce of snow.
Speaker 1: Look it's so hot in the house too. With like
Speaker 1: the ovens going, I'm like, oh my gosh, like I'm
Speaker 1: just always dying. And then my guests are like, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's cold, can we shut the windows?
Speaker 3: And I'm You're like no, yeah, no, please you it's
Speaker 3: a good hot flash right in the middle of it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, throw a turkey across the room. And just call
Speaker 2: it a day.
Speaker 1: That's it.
Speaker 2: I'm not middle aged Thanksgiving.
Speaker 3: Speaking of turkeys, If you guys haven't ever seen a
Speaker 3: b and I's Amazing Turkey Brining YouTube episode on her YouTube?
Speaker 2: Where can people find that YouTube?
Speaker 3: Because it is I've had people tell us that tell
Speaker 3: me that it is now like a holiday, like a
Speaker 3: Thanksgiving tradition, that they will watch it over again.
Speaker 1: Oh it is for me.
Speaker 3: It's plain strains and automobiles and Briana Palooza by Andrew
Speaker 3: Barber and Tody Sweeten.
Speaker 2: Those are you guys?
Speaker 3: If you'd never I put my hand in a turkey's hole,
Speaker 3: and I will.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, things you weren't expecting, right.
Speaker 3: Talk about a hand turkey, you know when you just
Speaker 3: love and now my well, she's on My mother in law,
Speaker 3: Michael's stepmom is coming to stay with us next week
Speaker 3: and she's never bryed to turkey. So I'm gonna show her.
Speaker 3: Boy this, I'm very excited. You know, anytime I get
Speaker 3: to someone new to.
Speaker 2: Throw a bird in a bucket, you're happy.
Speaker 1: I'm so excited. I live for this.
Speaker 3: Right, So we go to my mom's, you know, for
Speaker 3: Thanksgiving jaweeting and when I asked her what some of
Speaker 3: my friends could bring. She was like, nothing, it's fine.
Speaker 2: Right right, because if you talked you that this year,
Speaker 2: because they'll do it right.
Speaker 3: She will have she'll Last year she farmed some things out,
Speaker 3: but they didn't make it right. So she's like, I'm
Speaker 3: doing it.
Speaker 1: I get this. I'm turning into Janice Sweeten. I told
Speaker 1: everyone this year, just bring an appetizer maybe, but my mom.
Speaker 3: So the running joke in our house is that my
Speaker 3: mom's always like, we need a veggie tray, like.
Speaker 2: For who, who the hell eats the veggie tray? Right, No,
Speaker 2: there's three carrots gone maybe maybe right, And and.
Speaker 3: I always joke that, like, oh, make sure we get
Speaker 3: the veggie tray. And of course scal was gonna bring
Speaker 3: like an appetizer and she's like, oh yeah, and don't
Speaker 3: forget a veggie tray and I'm no, yeah, and I
Speaker 3: saw I almost got say don't buy the veggietray. Do
Speaker 3: not buy there is it is a waste. No one
Speaker 3: will eat it.
Speaker 1: Like it's this.
Speaker 3: But but the the veggie tray has to be there
Speaker 3: or it's not. It's not complement is ruined. Right, Well,
Speaker 3: this is this is strategic on a host's part. Like
Speaker 3: I've also farmed out appetizers and the green vegetable dish,
Speaker 3: whether it's you know, sweet potato, green beans, who flay whatever,
Speaker 3: No see that. Somebody doesn't bring it or they screw
Speaker 3: it up.
Speaker 1: Nobody misses it because nobody really wants you eat the
Speaker 1: veget so the vegetable.
Speaker 3: Yeah no, but we but we don't have vegetables at
Speaker 3: my house. We have there's not a it's not a
Speaker 3: healthy thing. If it isn't covered in butter or whipped cream,
Speaker 3: it ain't at our at our table. Okay, we go
Speaker 3: full like white people Midwest, clog your arteries in one
Speaker 3: fell swoop kind of meal.
Speaker 2: Yes, my mom has ordered five pies.
Speaker 1: Oh that's not nine people. Well that might be enough.
Speaker 1: You want to send some higher piper person, you can
Speaker 1: send some home. That's the best part of Thanksgiving is
Speaker 1: eating more the next day.
Speaker 2: I hate leftovers. I don't like leftovers.
Speaker 1: I'm getting at least five pies, maybe six. But how
Speaker 1: many people do you have? Well, I have like fourteen people.
Speaker 2: It takes two.
Speaker 4: And a half people to a pie. Okay, yeah, this
Speaker 4: is enough for leftovers. Two three quarters of a pie.
Speaker 4: Per person, and.
Speaker 3: She was like, should I get I know, do not
Speaker 3: get another nothing?
Speaker 1: Janis.
Speaker 3: I asked her she was getting boisonberry and she said no,
Speaker 3: and I was like, oh, well, you'd want a cherry.
Speaker 3: And I was like, oh, well, I really like boys
Speaker 3: and berry. It's kind of the only pie I eat like.
Speaker 3: And I was like, but it's fine. I said, it's no.
Speaker 3: I was joking though.
Speaker 1: I said to do that, don't trysonberries.
Speaker 3: She was like, well, I'm not gonna that's gonna be
Speaker 3: and I was like, no, no, no, I don't want a
Speaker 3: boisonberry pie. It was like, I will eat pumpkin or
Speaker 3: apple or whatever. And so then like an hour later,
Speaker 3: she's like, well, I got you a boys and berry
Speaker 3: pie pie.
Speaker 1: Please don't do this for me, eating away at her
Speaker 1: because you were joking. She didn't take it as a joke.
Speaker 1: It's Jana Sweeten. It's Thanksgiving serious business.
Speaker 3: And I just hope uh, a whole extra family the
Speaker 3: size of the Tanner Gladstone.
Speaker 2: Cousopoly shows up at our door to help eat all
Speaker 2: the food that my mom has cooked.
Speaker 1: Oh I got I'll show up someday. I mean, if
Speaker 1: I didn't love hosting Thanksgiving so much.
Speaker 3: I would show up at Jana Sweeten's doorstepience.
Speaker 1: Bring anything unless I will.
Speaker 3: No, no, God, no, unless she has specifically told you
Speaker 3: what to bring.
Speaker 2: Don't even think about it.
Speaker 1: Well, this year, okay, this year, everyone voted lesser because
Speaker 1: I got the boys and Berry pie or whatever. The
Speaker 1: boys calendar. It's very good.
Speaker 2: It's such a Southern California thing to.
Speaker 1: Right, the Marie calendars, Boys and berry pie very far.
Speaker 2: My mom lived across the street from not very firm.
Speaker 1: Yes, it's a traditions tradition. It's a Southern California tradition.
Speaker 1: Nobody wanted the boys and berry left. They were like,
Speaker 1: what about cherry, and I'm.
Speaker 3: Like, cherry season, I mean boys and berry I don't know, right,
Speaker 3: it doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: That's irrelevant, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 4: Cherries are a lot of cherry pie and Thanksgiving I
Speaker 4: got out voted.
Speaker 2: We're having cherry this year. I don't know how I feel.
Speaker 3: We've got a cherry, a pumpkin, and apple, but not
Speaker 3: the crumble apple because my dad doesn't like that and
Speaker 3: that's French.
Speaker 1: Very upset.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, I prefer them. We've got a chocolate cream.
Speaker 1: Okay, I don't think I'm traditional.
Speaker 2: I've ever eaten the chocolate cream pie at my mom's house.
Speaker 2: One slice maybe goes baby, right?
Speaker 1: This is that's She's like, well.
Speaker 3: We need a chocolate thing. I'm like, no, don't, you don't.
Speaker 3: It's Thanksgiving? You just giving an apple and.
Speaker 1: Pecan. I will allow ye have.
Speaker 2: Not a pecan to be found.
Speaker 1: Hey there, fan Rito's welcome back to a brand new
Speaker 1: episode of How Rude Tannerritos. For today's minisode, we're getting
Speaker 1: into the Thanksgiving spirit and we want you to play
Speaker 1: along with us. We're doing a full house version of
Speaker 1: Who's Most Likely To and of course it's Thanksgiving themed,
Speaker 1: so let's get into it. This is a fun I
Speaker 1: love these types. These are great. I love these It's
Speaker 1: so funny. So we're supposed to match a full house
Speaker 1: character to each question, got it? And you can choose
Speaker 1: the same character for more than one question. That's an
Speaker 1: important okay for this because I.
Speaker 2: Do now question though.
Speaker 3: We have to stick to full house, right, because there
Speaker 3: were a couple of people from Fuller that popped into
Speaker 3: my head. But I guess we got to be strict
Speaker 3: and keep it to full I was strict and I
Speaker 3: kept it to full.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, and then I pages of the full like
Speaker 1: I didn't count us as adults.
Speaker 2: I counted us.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: There was a lot of things where I was like, well,
Speaker 3: adult DJ, but kid.
Speaker 2: You know right?
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, well a little in the place.
Speaker 2: You know what, I'm gonna stick with what I did.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna damn it.
Speaker 1: You know, there's no right way to do it. Let's go, So,
Speaker 1: who is most likely to dress in their best outfit
Speaker 1: only to sit at home with their family? I would
Speaker 1: who'd you say? Well, my gut instinct was to pick
Speaker 1: adult DJ, right.
Speaker 2: That was my right.
Speaker 1: But I picked Becky.
Speaker 2: I picked Becky too, okay, okay, just really stressed so nice.
Speaker 1: Normally she's always dressed nice.
Speaker 3: Really What did it for me was the memory of
Speaker 3: her in that like two piece outfit doing laundry looking fabulous,
Speaker 3: And I was like, Becky, this is Becky. Yeah she
Speaker 3: looks that adult DJ in fuller.
Speaker 2: For sure, I was.
Speaker 3: I would be like, what who walks around their house
Speaker 3: in like five inch stilettos heels?
Speaker 1: Yes, I had to wear high heels too.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: That was gibbler, like that was it was a very gibbler. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: you get well, and you also.
Speaker 3: Had to wear high heels because they put me in
Speaker 3: heels and then we all looked.
Speaker 1: You guys look, yeah, no, we had to. We had
Speaker 1: to catch up to your height. So yeah, I needed
Speaker 1: some taller heels.
Speaker 2: All right, So.
Speaker 3: Becky for most likely to dress in their best outfit
Speaker 3: and sit at home with their family.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 3: Next up is most likely to go shopping for a
Speaker 3: turkey the day of Thanksgiving.
Speaker 1: I picked Joey. I did too. Oh wow, Okay, now
Speaker 1: I'm thinking fuller and fuller. I would have picked Stephanie.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 3: In fuller, I would have picked Jimmy Joey Gibbler one.
Speaker 1: That's a really good one.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, because they're kind of well, I would see
Speaker 3: more Flighty than Joey. Joey's Joey's silly. But yeah, but
Speaker 3: Jimmy is a little a little of an idiot dingy. Yeah,
Speaker 3: he's a little bit of a dingbat. So so we'll.
Speaker 1: Let it pass.
Speaker 2: So yeah, that's most Joey would be most likely to.
Speaker 3: Go shopping for a turkey the day of Thanksgiving, and
Speaker 3: then hijinks ensue absolutely all right, who is most It's
Speaker 3: likely to be head chef of Thanksgiving dinner.
Speaker 2: Oh, Danny for sure got to be with his control issues, yeah,
Speaker 2: and his fun it would happen to be. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: would have to be Danny.
Speaker 1: Even though I've seen Joey and Jesse taking their turns,
Speaker 1: you know, cooking dinner and things like that, I feel
Speaker 1: like Danny would want country.
Speaker 3: I feel like for the holidays, Danny's the yeah you know, yeah,
Speaker 3: he's all about the Fanti traditions.
Speaker 1: Yeah, mom's picture perfect pumpkin pie exactly. There's a way
Speaker 1: to do things. He's the Jannie Sweeten.
Speaker 3: That's what I was gonna says, Like everybody knows like
Speaker 3: Danny gets Thanksgiving, you know, I just give it to him.
Speaker 2: Don't mess with it.
Speaker 3: We just we're here to please and make it happen,
Speaker 3: you know, yeah about Danny.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, good answer, Good answer.
Speaker 3: Okay, So next up, most likely to watch football all
Speaker 3: day while the rest of the family prepares dinner.
Speaker 1: This was interesting.
Speaker 2: Well, see, I.
Speaker 3: Have to remember, like not to think of the character
Speaker 3: as the people that I know, because I was like, well,
Speaker 3: you know, I was like, who in the house would
Speaker 3: do it? And then I was like not John, But
Speaker 3: I was like, right, not John. But I was like
Speaker 3: but Jesse. Would you think he watched football? He's talking,
Speaker 3: he's pinning velcrow to his children's bibs and throwing small
Speaker 3: balls at them.
Speaker 1: He plays like he's athletic, but he's not. Like, he's
Speaker 1: just not athletic.
Speaker 2: Well not in John.
Speaker 3: John is not necessarily John is a musician, right, and
Speaker 3: he would be the first to say he's not. That's
Speaker 3: not his thing. But in the show, Jesse's show playing
Speaker 3: always challenging in the basketball and playing sports with the kids,
Speaker 3: and they're gonna be you know this and catching Like, yeah,
Speaker 3: I think in this situation, Jesse plus plus. If anyone
Speaker 3: is likely to sit around and watch TV while everyone
Speaker 3: else is doing the work, it's Jesse.
Speaker 1: That was That's.
Speaker 2: Exactly the reason I picked it was.
Speaker 3: I was like, well, the rest of the family to oh,
Speaker 3: Jesse for sure.
Speaker 2: And he that's kind of like sports, I guess, but yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's less about the football.
Speaker 3: I picture sitting there with his feet on the couch,
Speaker 3: just chilling while while like Becky and Danny and everyone
Speaker 3: are running around. I was like, that's hysterical. Good answer.
Speaker 3: I think I'm gonna have to change mine.
Speaker 1: What was your answer? I picked Steve Hale.
Speaker 3: Oh, because well he's athletic, he plays true wrestling.
Speaker 1: I guess it's wrestling, but I figure he'd be on
Speaker 1: the couch eating food, eating appetizers while the rest gets ready.
Speaker 2: But that's also a good pick.
Speaker 1: That's a good pick. But yeah, Jesse's a good pick too.
Speaker 3: I just forgot because Steve hasn't really been a major.
Speaker 3: I mean the other Steve has been here, but not
Speaker 3: this Steve Peters, right, but yeah, Steve Peters, who the
Speaker 3: hell that guy is?
Speaker 1: But Steve Hale has.
Speaker 2: Not arrived yet.
Speaker 1: Steve Hale has yet to arrive. Yes, I mean soon,
Speaker 1: I hope.
Speaker 3: Okay, most likely to post things I'm thankful for on Instagram.
Speaker 1: Well Danny had. I think if Danny had an Instagram,
Speaker 1: if he knew how to work on Instagram, it would
Speaker 1: be Danny. He'd be all over those little memes.
Speaker 3: And so I also feel like DJ's kind like DJ
Speaker 3: would be the teen audience right for like an Instagram
Speaker 3: social media kind of thing.
Speaker 2: And she's kind of like a not like like this.
Speaker 1: She's a good girl.
Speaker 2: She's a little you know a little bit of a.
Speaker 1: Little little goody too sho goody two issues.
Speaker 3: So I feel like she would be one of those
Speaker 3: like people that posted some sort of thing like that
Speaker 3: on Instagram.
Speaker 1: Yes, if it's a trend, right she she just does
Speaker 1: it in her own way.
Speaker 2: Okay, rights mine?
Speaker 1: What what whould you?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 1: I picked Danny, Yeah, see him as an Instagram user.
Speaker 1: I just thought things. I'm thinking he's always wanting to
Speaker 1: like have these big speeches about like these this is
Speaker 1: why I love you guys. That's right, that's true. I
Speaker 1: think DJ being more of an Instagram She's a teenager,
Speaker 1: so she's going to be, you know, fluent Instagram. So yeah,
Speaker 1: I would go I'd go with.
Speaker 3: Although it's very interesting because I'm like, Okay, so DJ
Speaker 3: as a as a like fifteen year old in today's
Speaker 3: time when Instagram exists, but we're not talking about fuller.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a lot going on here. It's making gymnastic. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we're making a lot of exceptions here and things. The
Speaker 2: timeline is iffy.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So who is most likely to have cranberry sauce
Speaker 1: as their favorite Thanksgiving Day food? This was easy for me. Cranberries,
Speaker 1: cranberry s Are you a cranberry sauce?
Speaker 3: I love cranberry sauce, But my mom makes like like
Speaker 3: boils the cranberries puts orange peel in like, makes like
Speaker 3: they're fresh, like chunky, good cranberries delicious. It's like, yeah,
Speaker 3: more like a chutney. It's amazing. Oh yeah, so yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm most likely they have cranberry sauce as their favorite food.
Speaker 2: You know, I picked this Joey, Joey.
Speaker 1: I picked Joey because he's the type to mix all
Speaker 1: of the Thanksgiving foods together on one plate and they
Speaker 1: eat it like a slop. I could just see him
Speaker 1: doing that. So I think he does that have to
Speaker 1: do with cranberry sauce because he mixes the cranberry. People
Speaker 1: in my house do not like the cranberry, Like I
Speaker 1: am one of like two people that likes cranberry sauce.
Speaker 1: So okay, it mostly goes untouched in my house. But Joey,
Speaker 1: I think he could just pile it on on top
Speaker 1: of all of his foods.
Speaker 2: And love it because he likes cranberry sauce.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, it's the sauce that binds the rest of
Speaker 3: the foods together. Yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna go for Steph. Okay,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go Steph because like cranberry.
Speaker 2: She's you know, she's.
Speaker 3: A little she's sweet but sassy. Cranberries like cranberry sauce. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and plus I love cranberry sauce. So number seven again,
Speaker 3: number seven. Most likely to get into the Christmas spirit
Speaker 3: the moment Thanksgiving is over.
Speaker 1: Gotta be Danny.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that felt like a Danny.
Speaker 1: Getting all this pore out of storage, putting it right.
Speaker 1: Upp Yeah, No, it's got to be Danny. It would
Speaker 1: be DJ if it was adult DJ. She took on
Speaker 1: that role. Yeah, I would say, yeah, Danny's Danny's decorating
Speaker 1: like Thanksgiving evening. I would save once away.
Speaker 3: I mean that's once the next day after Thanksgiving arrives.
Speaker 3: I'm like, all right, follow you're gone, Christmas get over here.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well, and Thanksgiving is so late this year that when
Speaker 1: you really do have to put our tree up the
Speaker 1: day after Thanksgiving because you don't have as much time,
Speaker 1: you enjoy it.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 1: You want to enjoy it totally. Oh god, it's always it's.
Speaker 2: So fun to get out.
Speaker 3: You're like, yeah, and then get putty. But yeah, Danny
Speaker 3: would get in the Christmas spirit at.
Speaker 1: The moment of definitely, definitely, Okay, most likely to eat
Speaker 1: way too much at dinner and then complain about having
Speaker 1: a stomach ache. I said, Michelle, Oh, that's a good way.
Speaker 3: I said Joey, just because Joey immediately. But then I
Speaker 3: was like, who haven't I use And I was like,
Speaker 3: Michelle stuffs food in her face. I mean I was
Speaker 3: thinking of the spaghetti and the chocolate cake.
Speaker 1: She does not have an internal stopping mechanism.
Speaker 3: She just wants to ease, right, And so I think
Speaker 3: that Michelle would be like, oh, no, what have I done?
Speaker 1: Yeah, definitely that's a good answer, Michelle.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh I'm up.
Speaker 1: Now that's all good.
Speaker 3: Now we have most likely to keep the piece between
Speaker 3: family members.
Speaker 1: It's got to be Danny, right, because the girls are
Speaker 1: always fighting with each other. Joey and Jesse are arguing
Speaker 1: with each other, Jesse and Patty are arguing with each other.
Speaker 1: Danny just wants everybody to be happy and do family
Speaker 1: game night.
Speaker 3: Like that's yeah, I think you're yeah, most likely to
Speaker 3: keep the peace for sure.
Speaker 1: He's not Jesse because he's he's instigating a lot of
Speaker 1: these conflict.
Speaker 2: Comments like the therapy dog, and he just comes in
Speaker 2: and everyone pets and calms down.
Speaker 1: Everything's great equilizer.
Speaker 2: Let's pick comment, Okay, I pick comment?
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, oh yeah exactly.
Speaker 2: Uh oh now too.
Speaker 1: And who is most likely to be first in line
Speaker 1: at every Black Friday sale? Oh this was easy DJ Kimmy.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I forgot about myself. Any of these for Jimmy.
Speaker 2: Kimmy, why am I?
Speaker 3: Absolutely Kimmy the one that's camped out.
Speaker 1: Kimmy's got lists, she's got things in order, She's got timers,
Speaker 1: she's she is so ready Black Friday.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's got blueprints of this story for anyone else.
Speaker 1: It's all for her. Yeah, yeah, always all for her. No,
Speaker 1: she doesn't buy for other people for her in her
Speaker 1: ostrich Yes exactly.
Speaker 3: But yeah, that was when I was like first, Oh
Speaker 3: Kimmy for sure. Yes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was fun.
Speaker 1: That was a fun little game. I'm curious what the
Speaker 1: fanurito pick if they agree with oh yeah, your choices,
Speaker 1: if they have dinner different answers, I'm.
Speaker 3: Different dinner answer thinking about Thanksgiving dinner.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I want to know what what.
Speaker 3: I'm curious what people think that, who would like the
Speaker 3: cranberry sauce and why it's just a honestly kind of
Speaker 3: the hardest one was right.
Speaker 2: Weirdly, it was because who what what.
Speaker 1: Personality trait makes one like cranberry sauce.
Speaker 2: I don't know well.
Speaker 3: And and Mattie said she when she said it, she
Speaker 3: was thinking of the jiggly canned cranberry sauce.
Speaker 1: Oh, yes, that's so, that's the only kind I have.
Speaker 1: I prefer the canned cranberry sauce that comes out in
Speaker 1: one big loaf with the ribbed the rib sides, yes,
Speaker 1: with the with the ribbed sides. Yes, that is you
Speaker 1: have to happen.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna let that one alone for your dining pleasure.
Speaker 1: People don't like it for some reason. People are very
Speaker 1: very four cranberry sauce, or very against cranberry sauce. I
Speaker 1: agree with that.
Speaker 2: I get it.
Speaker 3: It's not crapberries off for everyone. They're very tart. They
Speaker 3: are tart. But I like sour things.
Speaker 1: So it's good.
Speaker 3: Like.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't eat it by itself. I would put it
Speaker 1: on a piece of bread, or I'd put it on potatoes.
Speaker 2: It's next.
Speaker 3: It is on the it's on the side cold plate
Speaker 3: with the fruit salad and water beat salad.
Speaker 2: It's not watergate.
Speaker 1: It's not watergate.
Speaker 2: No, it is It is fruit and bananas draped in
Speaker 2: whipped cream.
Speaker 1: It's called water.
Speaker 3: It's not a watergate. Salad is the one with pistache.
Speaker 3: It's green water one pistachio jello and the walnuts and all.
Speaker 1: Of that stuff. What's the one you're describing?
Speaker 3: This is like like either's chopped of bananas, there's grapes,
Speaker 3: there's celery, there's for a little crunch, there's uh and
Speaker 3: then and then.
Speaker 2: Mac mixed with like whipped cream. Okay, delicious. That goes
Speaker 2: on the cold plate.
Speaker 3: But the cranberry sauce is just oh you just eat
Speaker 3: that right right, just plate, don't put it on anything.
Speaker 1: Well, now I'm rethinking all of my my place, my
Speaker 1: place mats, my dinner, dinner setting. Like I'm I don't
Speaker 1: have a cold plate, everybody, that's the bread plate.
Speaker 3: The bread plate is my cold plate that I put
Speaker 3: it there, the little things because I don't want the
Speaker 3: hot stuff touching the cold stuff.
Speaker 1: It's weird. The butter is.
Speaker 2: Now seeping into my into my fruit.
Speaker 1: I kind of like, I kind of like they all
Speaker 1: mix together like kind of a mixer. Touchy, touchy, Nope, Nope.
Speaker 3: I could just wear all of Thanksgiving meals on pieces
Speaker 3: of bread and make a sandwich of just all them potatoes.
Speaker 1: No, it's delicious. They all work well together. I don't know,
Speaker 1: I get it. We are on very opposite ends.
Speaker 3: We are ground different side ends of the of the
Speaker 3: Thanksgiving spectrum. Speaking of, uh, how are you spending your Thanksgiving?
Speaker 3: You're spending it hosting everyone, right, I'm brining, I am hosting.
Speaker 3: I've got fifteen people. We've added one.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I went from fourteen to fifteen. I still
Speaker 1: don't know where I'm gonna put the kids. But it's
Speaker 1: warmed up, so I think I can put them outside
Speaker 1: down for sure.
Speaker 2: Now you can put them outside, Now I can.
Speaker 1: Put Yeah, there's go play, go play outside kids. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I don't.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So I'm just I'm going to be in the kitchen
Speaker 1: all day and I hope nobody talks.
Speaker 3: To me and I'm just going to be put in
Speaker 3: the air pods and be like, sorry, I can't multitask.
Speaker 1: I gotta whipped some potatoes. Sorry. So yeah, No, I'm
Speaker 1: very excited to host. It's little's first Thanksgiving with us
Speaker 1: and Michael's. Michael's stepmom just arrived. Like then, we had
Speaker 1: our little break and she met little for the first
Speaker 1: ta n like a little bit like, who are you
Speaker 1: in my house?
Speaker 3: Wait till tomorrow it'll be like I am over stimulated.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we've got We've got her little crate. All
Speaker 1: you can go in her. I wish I had a crate,
Speaker 1: like when I'm feeling over.
Speaker 3: My little note under the stairs, that is my crates.
Speaker 3: Got a little curtain. Well, I'm not even kidding.
Speaker 2: I go in there. I pull. I'm like, don't this
Speaker 2: is I got a little light in there now.
Speaker 3: And as Shelley sidetracked Thanksgiving, everyone who doesn't want to
Speaker 3: escape their family, oh god, well I'm yeah, but we
Speaker 3: don't do Thanksgiving up my house.
Speaker 2: So there's them.
Speaker 1: You need to know.
Speaker 2: I go in there after home and I just decompress.
Speaker 1: So you're all, does everybody go into Janice's? You know
Speaker 1: you got the girls this year?
Speaker 2: Everybody's going to Janice's.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I have the girls this year, so be me
Speaker 3: and Mescal and the girls. Uh.
Speaker 2: Celia, my best friend Celia and my best friend.
Speaker 3: Emma, who are sort of adopted daughters of my parents
Speaker 3: and my foe sisters, so they always they always come,
Speaker 3: and plus their families are are far away. So Celia's
Speaker 3: coming with with her child, alex Emma's coming, uh and yeah,
Speaker 3: the kids, my uncle Steve and my parents. So yeah,
Speaker 3: I think there's like nine or ten of us, not
Speaker 3: you know, like nine right under right under it.
Speaker 1: So it's a good amount. It'll be great.
Speaker 3: Mescal is making a this little wreath of pigs in
Speaker 3: a blanket. It looks like it's like a you make
Speaker 3: it into like a little bow and a reef thing,
Speaker 3: but it's all little pigs in a blanket for like
Speaker 3: an appetizer.
Speaker 2: I believe he's going to make.
Speaker 3: A pie, oh yeah, you know yet, and probably a pumpkin.
Speaker 3: He usually makes a good pumpkin, and then choice. And
Speaker 3: then my mom is doing everything else.
Speaker 1: So as she does.
Speaker 3: Oh, Janice, we started out with we think I'm gonna
Speaker 3: farm things out this year, and then I was like,
Speaker 3: what do you want people to bring?
Speaker 2: Nothing? I was like, okay, cool.
Speaker 1: Because it's more stressful worrying about if people are going
Speaker 1: to forget it or you know.
Speaker 2: It's more that they're not going to do it right. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're not going to do it the right way,
Speaker 1: and I can do it the.
Speaker 3: Jan sweet way, and I get it, like this is
Speaker 3: a once a year. If the crispy onions aren't the
Speaker 3: right proportion on the green bean cast role problem.
Speaker 2: So I it.
Speaker 1: I'm still looking for an alternative. There's got to be something.
Speaker 1: It could still be green beans. But can we just
Speaker 1: get rid of the soupy soupy soup?
Speaker 2: Well, but I don't know.
Speaker 1: It gets thicker. You gotta that's the thing.
Speaker 2: You can't.
Speaker 3: You gotta cheat the water a little bit. You can't
Speaker 3: if you put the right amount in there.
Speaker 1: Too much water. Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm doing.
Speaker 3: No, you gotta sit for a while, so it sort
Speaker 3: of thickens and then speak.
Speaker 1: People would just like just green beans with some almonds
Speaker 1: and then slathered in butter.
Speaker 3: I don't know what is it, some uh haircut vert
Speaker 3: or whatever, like how the French French green beans, the
Speaker 3: long skinny ones.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that would be delicious.
Speaker 3: I said, I'm sure I'm killing that in French anyways.
Speaker 1: But nobody like, honestly, the green vegetable that the amount
Speaker 1: of attention, so nobody wants.
Speaker 3: I don't want it if it's not covered in butter.
Speaker 3: We talked about this on Keenan and Lincoln.
Speaker 1: We did, Yes, it's got to be covered in covered in.
Speaker 2: Slathered in butter.
Speaker 3: But yeah, I'm all sense of nutritional awareness goes out
Speaker 3: the window.
Speaker 1: Is Janice making my sweet potato soufle? That's the important
Speaker 1: question that.
Speaker 3: Is part of the classic Thanksgiving menu? And yes, yes, I.
Speaker 2: Know, unless she's Sometimes she does trade off.
Speaker 3: Sometimes there is just the sweet potatoes with the marshmallows.
Speaker 3: So I don't know, I know, I know, j Look, look, okay,
Speaker 3: I know I won't usually the sweet potatoes souflee, but
Speaker 3: sometimes she might change it up, and if she's not
Speaker 3: feeling like doing as much this year, that.
Speaker 2: Might be right.
Speaker 1: I will reserve.
Speaker 2: I won't take it personally. I'm gonna call her out
Speaker 2: on the podcast.
Speaker 3: Yeah you got to tell me next week. Oh I
Speaker 3: will exactly. I'm watching, but we're eyes eyes on you, well, everybody.
Speaker 2: I hope you all have a lovely holiday.
Speaker 3: I hope you enjoy your families, and if you don't
Speaker 3: enjoy your family, I hope that you get to do
Speaker 3: something that you enjoy. Because I do know that this
Speaker 3: type of year is also hard for people who might
Speaker 3: have difficult relationships with their families. So I should like
Speaker 3: you to know we see you, and we love you too,
Speaker 3: and I hope that you are able to do something
Speaker 3: for yourself to be thankful for that day. And if
Speaker 3: you're with your family and then you love them and
Speaker 3: they're not entirely crazy, I hope you have a wonderful time.
Speaker 3: And even if they are a little bit crazy, kind
Speaker 3: of like Tanner Fuller Kutzopolie Household, I hope you love
Speaker 3: them anyway. So Happy Thanksgiving, Enjoy your holiday, and yeah,
Speaker 3: eat tons of cranberry sauce.
Speaker 2: Eat.
Speaker 1: Yes, we want to know are you team Cranberry or
Speaker 1: are you team no Cranberry right?
Speaker 3: Or team jiggly Cranberry or team like real boiled Cranberry right?
Speaker 1: Right? I know people have strong opinions about it too.
Speaker 2: Grandmars are very they're a very strong Yeah, there's very.
Speaker 1: They should ask this on college applications. How do you feel?
Speaker 2: How do you feel about cranberries?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 1: Says a lot about you. I'm just true, that's true.
Speaker 3: Well, everyone, enjoy your holiday and we will see you
Speaker 3: next time.
Speaker 1: Bye.