Speaker 1: Guess who just got back today, the Brooklyn Moss that
Speaker 1: had been away. They both have so much to see.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 3: Their name is a brilliant skir.
Speaker 1: It to the Boys of Boys. Yeah, it's the Brooklyn
Speaker 1: Boys podcast, episode three fifty three, The Boys are bound
Speaker 1: in town.
Speaker 3: Boom, it's another pound drop episode.
Speaker 4: I don't like the way you talked over the last
Speaker 4: lyric though, Boom. The boys a podcasting and you start talking.
Speaker 1: About it's okay, it's all good. Don't worry about it
Speaker 1: as loon as we're back, you know, isn't isn't There
Speaker 1: isn't there a rule as a DJ to respect the music.
Speaker 3: They say you're supposed to respect the music.
Speaker 1: I mean the classic way of respecting the music is
Speaker 1: to talk right up to the point where they start
Speaker 1: singing and not cross over that.
Speaker 4: Line right and then at the end of the song
Speaker 4: you talk over the tale if there is a fade out,
Speaker 4: you don't talk over the lyrics.
Speaker 1: However, if the last thing in the song is a lyric,
Speaker 1: and then the next song you're about to play starts
Speaker 1: with a lyric, you're kind of fuck. You put a
Speaker 1: music bet in, You put a music bet in.
Speaker 3: You know that no, you don't stop the music. You
Speaker 3: just you just say.
Speaker 1: Please, please don't stop the music ze one hundred and
Speaker 1: then move on. Please don't stop, please don't stop. But
Speaker 1: don't talk over my lyrics, is what I'm saying. Okay, hey, uh,
Speaker 1: we we were not here for a couple of weeks.
Speaker 1: So I was like, we both, well, both need to
Speaker 1: apologize because the first week was my fault. I had
Speaker 1: a scheduling problem, and then Scary was going away and
Speaker 1: we didn't have time to do it. Then Scary was
Speaker 1: on vacation, so he's going to update us on his
Speaker 1: vacation at some point, talking about where he went, and
Speaker 1: cap where you went in California, and then how you
Speaker 1: because that's hilarious.
Speaker 3: Demanding that I tell the story of California.
Speaker 4: Well, you told me there were awkward moments, and that's
Speaker 4: enough for me to want to hear the story.
Speaker 1: And then you want to hear about how you came
Speaker 1: home to apologize why we weren't on for the second week,
Speaker 1: because this is like almost like we're treating it's like
Speaker 1: a Christmas break.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Scary, I said, I already said why we weren't
Speaker 4: on the first week, That was my fault the second
Speaker 4: week we were on vacation, that's your fault.
Speaker 1: Were already okay, good, perfect, So we're even. But uh, yeah,
Speaker 1: you know I wanted a podcast that week. That's all right,
Speaker 1: I've brotady wanted a podcast while I was away, So
Speaker 1: I yes, I did. Oh no, listen, Uh, I got
Speaker 1: to do some housekeeping here right up at the right
Speaker 1: at the top there. It's been a couple of weeks.
Speaker 4: So you guys know the story I told about the
Speaker 4: parking ticket in New Brunswick where they they wanted me
Speaker 4: to pay fifty two dollars.
Speaker 3: I remember, it wasn't cheap.
Speaker 4: I didn't want to spend fifty two dollars on a
Speaker 4: couple of minutes that I was over.
Speaker 1: Anyway, let me let me let me update everyone.
Speaker 4: So I put out a facetious call for help, and
Speaker 4: I said, this conversation has got to be worth ten cents.
Speaker 1: Have you think it's worth ten cents? Send me ten cents.
Speaker 1: So another many, many, many, many, many.
Speaker 4: Thousands of people that listen to this podcast, how many
Speaker 4: nixed people stepped up?
Speaker 3: Wow?
Speaker 1: You made sixty cents off the slices. No, So I'm
Speaker 1: gonna tell you what happened. It's okay.
Speaker 4: So my boy Nemo Hawk, who buys all my stuff
Speaker 4: on Facebook Marketplace, he kicked in you ready, yeah, twenty
Speaker 4: five cents, five cents.
Speaker 1: James Thomas kicked in ten cents. Thank you, James, I
Speaker 1: appreciate that. Michael Winslow. I'm gonna get to Michael Winslow
Speaker 1: in a second. I went out of turn. Sorry. Christine McCaffrey,
Speaker 1: she kicked in twenty five cents, and she said, just
Speaker 1: this once. Next time, pay for the extra hour. We good, right,
Speaker 1: So all right you Christine caffrey. Mike Gregory stepped up hard.
Speaker 1: He said, great story. Gave me a dollar a dollar.
Speaker 1: Wait wait, Renee Bueller Bueller, Bueller, Bueller Bueller, She said,
Speaker 1: for parking, pizza and money, and for for the pizza
Speaker 1: restaurant advice. So I've been giving Renee Bueller.
Speaker 4: Bueler, Bueler, I've been giving her pizza advice when she
Speaker 4: comes to New York where to go. So in addition
Speaker 4: to my story and my pizza advice, Renee Buller stepped
Speaker 4: up with five dollars towards my parking.
Speaker 1: Two. Dude, that's good for a foot long. It's subway However,
Speaker 1: Michael Winslow no relation to the voice guy from the
Speaker 1: Police Academy movies.
Speaker 3: That's what I was taking.
Speaker 4: He stepped up for the parking lot story with ten
Speaker 4: dollars no way, yes, now a slicek ten bucks? Yes,
Speaker 4: And now nobody gave me one thousand dollars like they
Speaker 4: gave Carla Marie. So I want I'll give you the
Speaker 4: grand total in a second. But I also want to
Speaker 4: mention honorable mention to Adam Kaufman because on Venmo he
Speaker 4: wrote I'm going out tonight and drinks are expensive and
Speaker 4: requested a.
Speaker 3: Dollar from me.
Speaker 1: Now, Brody, since you're in the green and then yeah,
Speaker 1: did you give him some money slices or no? The
Speaker 1: answer to that no, I did not. You know what
Speaker 1: I just see That's what I would have done. I
Speaker 1: would have been like, you know what, it's no, I'm
Speaker 1: playing with house money right here. I could just give
Speaker 1: this guy a drink make his day, okay. So here's
Speaker 1: the thing.
Speaker 3: Number one.
Speaker 4: I saw it two days later, so I didn't have
Speaker 4: a chance to get him to drink when he was
Speaker 4: going out number two for a meal for the dollar
Speaker 4: I didn't give him. Adam Kaufman or Kaufman if you
Speaker 4: prefer is getting major airtime on the Brooklyn Boys podcast.
Speaker 3: So that's what I say.
Speaker 1: That the grand the grant, but.
Speaker 4: I give him, you know, I give him props. I
Speaker 4: givem props because that was funny.
Speaker 1: You are, you are some piece of David Brody. Go ahead?
Speaker 3: How much did you make?
Speaker 1: Thanksga? I made hold on, hold on I So I
Speaker 1: called back the parking bureau and I pleaded my case again,
Speaker 1: and I got a young guy who felt bad for me,
Speaker 1: and he cut my ticket in half to twenty six dollars.
Speaker 1: So I now have from the slices sixteen dollars and
Speaker 1: sixty cents, which means my parking ticket now costs me
Speaker 1: cost me nine dollars and forty cents. Well worth it
Speaker 1: for the overage, booed, for the story and for the content.
Speaker 1: Boo yah, thank you for the six I cannot believe
Speaker 1: you're having the slices put the bill for your parking.
Speaker 4: Oh no, disaster, No, I did not. I did not
Speaker 4: ask them for money for parking.
Speaker 1: I asked him if my story was worth ten cents,
Speaker 1: and a few people thought it was.
Speaker 3: I can't believe it. You're no better than these people.
Speaker 1: That post a QR code and say birthday fond. You're
Speaker 1: no better than me, like, give you Okay, you gave
Speaker 1: call him Marie hundred dollars. You didn't give me shit.
Speaker 1: You didn't say Brodie. I feel bad you're not working.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give you money for parking. You gave call
Speaker 1: the me a hundred bucks. Yeah, because she's she's cute,
Speaker 1: and she's a bride, and she's she's you know, these
Speaker 1: are a bunch of girls that are trying to have
Speaker 1: a batch, your atte party, your story nothing, There was
Speaker 1: nothing sexy about you or your story. Hold on, it
Speaker 1: was I am cute, clunky, I am cute, and I'm
Speaker 1: not a bride, but I'm a brody.
Speaker 4: And there's a lot of letters that are similar. Right,
Speaker 4: so I feel like you could have thrown me five bucks.
Speaker 4: I had two slices that were more generous than that bueller.
Speaker 1: You know what they say about those slices, there's a
Speaker 1: sucker born every minute. I'm sorry, slices. I was a generous,
Speaker 1: good loyal people. Thank you.
Speaker 3: Wow, Okay, well all right?
Speaker 1: Oh oh and your boy Asian Mike DMed me yep,
Speaker 1: and he said he said brody I've got steak flavored
Speaker 1: potato chips I want to send you that I didn't
Speaker 1: send in the first box. Where can I send them?
Speaker 4: So I said, I'm gonna let you trust my boy
Speaker 4: scary this time, Okay.
Speaker 1: And I so listen.
Speaker 4: I know Elvis was born in Dallas, where they have
Speaker 4: a lot of steer and cows and whatnot. He doesn't
Speaker 4: get to have my steak flavored chips because he was
Speaker 4: from Dallas.
Speaker 3: They're coming right, They're coming right home to you.
Speaker 1: Okay, But I'm gonna say that slices for all the
Speaker 1: belly acheing that Brody did about Wow Wow, he didn't
Speaker 1: get the first supply of Asian you haven't been home.
Speaker 1: You haven't been home this It's been a month and
Speaker 1: this bag is still sitting here with all the.
Speaker 3: Chips and the pockey and all that.
Speaker 4: You know what, I'm gonna need that because Halloween's coming up,
Speaker 4: and maybe I can give someone that out for Halloween.
Speaker 1: I'm sitting here, folks, Brody's half of the loot is
Speaker 1: still here, and he is not paying them for me.
Speaker 1: So sometimes I feel like Brody likes to complain just
Speaker 1: to hear his own voice. You missed my great idea.
Speaker 1: What trick or tree? Yes?
Speaker 4: Kids, Oh what are you addressed as? Oh you're the
Speaker 4: couple from the Coldplay concert. How cute is that? Here's
Speaker 4: some pockey Happy Halloween.
Speaker 1: Okay, so you're gonna use that.
Speaker 3: Wait a second, that shit isn't even in English.
Speaker 1: You're gonna give them a chip bag that's written in Japanese. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I might are the kids in the area from other
Speaker 1: other cultures, and they may speak on the languages.
Speaker 3: They may think that you're creepy.
Speaker 1: Then you remember, plus, Brody, You've got You've got a
Speaker 1: lot on the line here, You've got a lot to prove.
Speaker 3: You're the new house in town. You're the new guy.
Speaker 1: So they're wondering, those those adults, those parents are definitely
Speaker 1: wondering what's going to come out at Brodie's house. Hold on,
Speaker 1: hold on. This is the second Halloween, So.
Speaker 3: The second Halloween in that location. Yeah, have you already
Speaker 3: proven yourself?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: We sold our house in February of twenty four. Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, Well, so so it's been a while now,
Speaker 1: been all right there?
Speaker 3: Stained thank you? Wow? Where do I begin?
Speaker 1: First of all, Brody and then we'll take take the
Speaker 1: break up part one of my vacation was going to
Speaker 1: uh Scottsdale, Arizona.
Speaker 4: And they who went from Scottsdale, Arizona all the way
Speaker 4: to Tacombe.
Speaker 1: No ever made its Tacoma but Philadelphia, Atlanta, LA.
Speaker 3: You know what they have.
Speaker 1: Out there, aside from a dry heat because I want
Speaker 1: to punch someone in the face when but it's a
Speaker 1: dry heat.
Speaker 3: It's one hundred and eight degrees. No it's not. It's
Speaker 3: still hot.
Speaker 1: They have a lot of old people that go there
Speaker 1: for the dry Yes, they have driverless ubers. They have Waimo,
Speaker 1: the Waimo car. They have the car that drives.
Speaker 4: Okay, this ties into a story I'm gonna have for
Speaker 4: you about similar things.
Speaker 1: So that's great. So they have Waimo. I'm not getting
Speaker 1: in Waymo. Okay, you got in Weymo. No, but it
Speaker 1: was so I call it. I call it. I call
Speaker 1: it no way Mo, because there's no way I'm getting
Speaker 1: in there. I gotta tell you, Brody, it was weird
Speaker 1: to see it because the car, you know, the steering
Speaker 1: wheel is steering itself, it's making turns. It's when when
Speaker 1: the car comes to pick you up. We saw this
Speaker 1: at the airport We saw a car just pull up
Speaker 1: and then it stopped. Then the trunk opened, and then
Speaker 1: and then the passenger door opened like on its own.
Speaker 1: And then the person gets in close the car door
Speaker 1: and put their luggage in, and then that's it. And
Speaker 1: then the car just just bum busts out of there.
Speaker 1: And you would think that these cars are, you know,
Speaker 1: just doing like forty fifty miles an hour being careful. No,
Speaker 1: these these things were like going sixty sixty five miles
Speaker 1: an hour. I was I was shocked. And people were
Speaker 1: sitting in the back seat like nothing, and there's nobody
Speaker 1: with you in the front seat.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 1: We witnessed this over and over again when we were
Speaker 1: on the road. We were in our driver, our our
Speaker 1: fully manned ubers, and we're looking at to the right
Speaker 1: like yep, there's another waymo at the red light next
Speaker 1: to us, Nobody, nobody in either seat in the front.
Speaker 3: Weird.
Speaker 1: And I'm thinking, hmmm, maybe uh Brody would love this
Speaker 1: because you don't have to fucking tip.
Speaker 3: You're not tipping the computer.
Speaker 1: Hey, I tip my drivers very generously, thank you very much.
Speaker 1: But you wouldn't tip a way mo. No, I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna tip a robot exactly. There's the thing.
Speaker 4: Did they have an emergency break in the back seat,
Speaker 4: like anyway to stop the No, no, this thing's a handle.
Speaker 4: No you know, no, no, as long as the brake
Speaker 4: pedals in the front, I'm not getting in. We kept
Speaker 4: pressing all the Uber drivers. It's it's like a it's
Speaker 4: like a roller coaster tracks.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's coming though, it's in They're in other cities
Speaker 1: in America.
Speaker 3: They're in Jacksonville, Florida.
Speaker 1: It's also it's it's putting people out of work. It is,
Speaker 1: and I'm not and I'm not just talking about one
Speaker 1: or two cars. I'm talking about more than half the fleet.
Speaker 1: Every time I looked over, there was another one on
Speaker 1: the road, there was another one next to us.
Speaker 3: It was it was insane and it couldn't help.
Speaker 1: But wonder, you know, and asking the Uber drivers, the
Speaker 1: ones that we were with, you know, how they felt
Speaker 1: about it, Well, they said too, they made two points.
Speaker 1: Do you believe the first thing they said was, yeah,
Speaker 1: those Waimos they're more expensive than Ubers. People are paying
Speaker 1: a premium to sit in the backs of those cars.
Speaker 4: I mean, granted, nobody's talking to you, so that's got
Speaker 4: to be worth something.
Speaker 1: But but I'm asking you a question.
Speaker 4: If one Waimo is coming like straight and another weymo
Speaker 4: is coming from the right side, yeah, to get and
Speaker 4: they both get to the intersection at the same time,
Speaker 4: which one has the right of weimo?
Speaker 1: How do I don't know? I don't know, mo and
Speaker 1: one for one point on that they said, uh, I said, so,
Speaker 1: so tell us something disastrous that's happened. Something in the
Speaker 1: five months has had to have happened. Who's going to
Speaker 1: tell you? Who's telling you that? The Uber drivers they
Speaker 1: said that they.
Speaker 4: Were of course they're going to tell you something awful
Speaker 4: because they want you to take an Uber.
Speaker 1: Well, they said that. Three different drivers said the same thing.
Speaker 1: About two weeks prior to us being there in in Scottsdale,
Speaker 1: there was a terrible storm, torrential downpours. They got three
Speaker 1: inches of rain. It was a wet heat all the
Speaker 1: waymos froze.
Speaker 3: They didn't know what to do.
Speaker 1: They they stopped in their tracks, no matter where you were,
Speaker 1: no no there.
Speaker 3: The entire WAYM.
Speaker 1: Network was down, and and those cars mid ride you
Speaker 1: can't get out of them, so they're locked.
Speaker 3: They're locked.
Speaker 1: So so people that were stuck they were pissed because
Speaker 1: they were stuck. They were on their way to the
Speaker 1: airport or wherever they were going, and they're just trapped
Speaker 1: in this car in the middle of the road, just
Speaker 1: sitting there because the way mos froze. So guess what
Speaker 1: this technology, it's got a long way to go, a
Speaker 1: long way to go. They didn't know what to do.
Speaker 1: They had to manually make it. People out of Mexico yep,
Speaker 1: like Mexic Weimo Maximo the song to make it the.
Speaker 4: Mexico anyway. I'm not getting in one, but now you've
Speaker 4: talked me out of it completely. I don't want to
Speaker 4: get trapped in a basically a taxi because it's raining.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the whole system shut down. They didn't all the
Speaker 1: way moos across the network. They just froze wherever they
Speaker 1: were on the road. So isn't somebody monitoring them? If
Speaker 1: they freeze, the doors should open. I don't know what
Speaker 1: happened after that. I don't know, but I'm just I
Speaker 1: have a follow up. I need the slices to tell
Speaker 1: me if I did the right thing or not. Do
Speaker 1: we have to take a break and we'll come back
Speaker 1: and talk about my automated other side of this breakst Okay,
Speaker 1: So I was driving in Jersey City this week, which
Speaker 1: is not that far from where you live. You're going
Speaker 1: with this, Okay, go ahead, Okay.
Speaker 4: So when I slices, when I say all over Jersey City,
Speaker 4: I'm talking like roaches.
Speaker 1: There are these, you know, are those Igloo coolers.
Speaker 4: There may be four feet wide, and you put beer
Speaker 4: in them whatever, like sodas at a party. So imagine
Speaker 4: they were all white. They had wheels and a face
Speaker 4: on the front of them, like a digital like with
Speaker 4: digital eyes and digital face and and and and they
Speaker 4: we had like an antenna and it was like a
Speaker 4: cooler going down the street. Well, they're remote control like
Speaker 4: the Waymos, and they're all over the place and deliver.
Speaker 1: Let me let me further correct you. They are Waymos.
Speaker 1: They're made by the same company those are Waymo as well. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: So you can order food, you can get your drug prescription,
Speaker 1: you can get like stuff delivered like from the store,
Speaker 1: whatever you want. So I guess Jersey City is like
Speaker 1: a pioneer with these things. They're everywhere. Yeah, it's not
Speaker 1: like oh I saw three, I saw like eighteen of them.
Speaker 1: Elvis talked about this on the Big Show today with
Speaker 1: the Gandhi and I and a bunch of us uh
Speaker 1: asking us to comment on it. Yeah it was okay
Speaker 1: and and yeah go ahead, okay. So here's what happened.
Speaker 1: I'm driving straight on the on the main the bigger street.
Speaker 3: Yep, okay.
Speaker 4: On the side street to my left is a way
Speaker 4: mo at the crosswalk. Now, in New Jersey, it is
Speaker 4: a law that if somebody is waiting at the crosswalk,
Speaker 4: by law, you have to stop short, right, you have
Speaker 4: to stop whatever you're doing, stop your car and let
Speaker 4: them cross the street.
Speaker 3: Stop what you're doing, because.
Speaker 4: Yeah, even even if it's an old person with a
Speaker 4: walker that's gonna take eight minutes to cross the street,
Speaker 4: you gotta stop.
Speaker 3: Drop, shut them down, open up shop.
Speaker 4: Oh you gotta stop stopping the name of love, what
Speaker 4: does it?
Speaker 3: Stop?
Speaker 1: Communicate and listen, stop and.
Speaker 3: Drop and roll. That was for a fire.
Speaker 1: I was doing, uh, Ice ice ice Ice, I was
Speaker 1: doing DMX. But anyway, okay, anyway.
Speaker 4: So you have to if you see somebody at a crosswalk,
Speaker 4: you have to stop.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 4: Sometimes they're just standing there like an idiot looking at
Speaker 4: their watch. They're not crossings. You stop and they're like, no,
Speaker 4: I'm not doing anything and you have to go. Okay,
Speaker 4: So the car in front of me stops because the
Speaker 4: waimo wants to cross the street.
Speaker 1: The little the little u it glew cooler, so I
Speaker 1: blow the horn. He shouldn't have stops to stop and
Speaker 1: give the car the right of way. The Wimo's not
Speaker 1: going anywhere. It's not hard thing.
Speaker 4: So he stops right and then the waymo goes halfway
Speaker 4: because he's coming left to right and we're on the right,
Speaker 4: you know, the further away from him on the right
Speaker 4: and the right lane. And then a car is coming
Speaker 4: from the other direction because it's it's a two way street.
Speaker 4: So now the weimo has to back up because it's
Speaker 4: a car coming at him. So he backs up again.
Speaker 4: So then the car in front of me goes, the
Speaker 4: other car the way goes. Now I'm at the stop signed,
Speaker 4: I'm at the I'm at the crosswalk, and the waim
Speaker 4: the face on the waimo is giving me a look
Speaker 4: like are you gonna let me go?
Speaker 1: And I say to the waimo, fuck you, you're a waimo.
Speaker 1: Whatever I go.
Speaker 4: So my question is I understand that I kept someone
Speaker 4: from getting their lunch. But legally I don't have to stop,
Speaker 4: but morally should I have stopped.
Speaker 1: And let the little little cooler go by? Yeah, because
Speaker 1: it's new technology, they're new on the the new kids
Speaker 1: on the block.
Speaker 3: So yeah, but my car wanted to go. I don't know.
Speaker 1: Car doesn't have.
Speaker 3: A I think.
Speaker 1: And plus it's it's crowded Jersey City as it is.
Speaker 1: I've seen I was with that amazing it stopped. It
Speaker 1: stops at the car, sees the car, it stops. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was telling everyone on the show today. I was
Speaker 1: sitting in an out the cafe with my friends. Once
Speaker 1: we were watching the travels of one specific weaymo.
Speaker 3: It made a complete square.
Speaker 1: It literally crossed over one crosswalk, crosses the next crosses,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, well, what's the point of that. It's
Speaker 1: back where it started from. I think it was lost.
Speaker 1: I think people's food was getting cold. I don't think
Speaker 1: it's effective yet. Once again, to be continued on the
Speaker 1: on the Waimo coolers, mark my words, people are gonna
Speaker 1: start running up to them, putting little cameras on them
Speaker 1: and filming for a day of people's reactions, and and
Speaker 1: and the world around them, and it's gonna be a
Speaker 1: documentary and it's gonna be nominated for an Academy Award
Speaker 1: for like documentary. It like it's gonna be called the
Speaker 1: Waimou Machine or whatever. And it's and I'm telling you
Speaker 1: it's it's people are gonna make movies out of this
Speaker 1: thing because people were giving it weird looks like not
Speaker 1: not everyone is used to it yet. Yeah, no, it's not.
Speaker 1: It's very strange. Yeah, it's a food delivery thing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and it pulls up to your house. Do you have
Speaker 1: to put a code in to get it to open? Yes,
Speaker 1: that is correct.
Speaker 3: That's how you that's how you open it with the code.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 1: But you know that if this was in New York,
Speaker 1: forget in the city, they would vandalize them.
Speaker 3: They bashed them open.
Speaker 1: So okay, yeah, so let's say there's three of these
Speaker 1: things on the corner.
Speaker 4: They're all they all they all got there at the
Speaker 4: same time. Now three of them went across the street.
Speaker 4: At what point do you go, Okay, I get how
Speaker 4: would a guide.
Speaker 3: Or is it?
Speaker 1: Fuck it? I'm going first, No matter what, they don't
Speaker 1: have feelings, you know, if anything, you're just fucking the
Speaker 1: person who's they're waiting for their food.
Speaker 3: But you know it did just come long, right.
Speaker 4: I'm not worried about hurting the feelings of the igloo.
Speaker 4: I'm worried about, like it's got to maybe if someone
Speaker 4: needs their heart medicine. I don't know what's in the
Speaker 4: damn thing. You know, it could be it could be
Speaker 4: like a CBD oil or marijuana. They I guess you
Speaker 4: could deliver marijuana legally if it's legal in New Jersey.
Speaker 3: Or it could be taco bell. I mean, we don't
Speaker 3: know these things.
Speaker 1: But oh, okay, well, I got a Taco Bell story
Speaker 1: for you. Do you really all right?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 1: I have I have an interview to play for you,
Speaker 1: A brief one with our friend Jeremy Piven. Remember when
Speaker 1: we had him on the Brooklyn Boys podcast several years ago.
Speaker 1: I interviewed him by myself. Yes, yeah, the bonus episode
Speaker 1: in somewhere around episode seventy or eighty. There's one in
Speaker 1: the middle with no numbers. I interviewed Jeremy.
Speaker 3: Jeremy Piven, Well, I got toak.
Speaker 4: For many movies, Famous for many movies, but most famous
Speaker 4: for his role as Ari Gold on Entourage, where he
Speaker 4: was one of the best TV characters of a decade.
Speaker 1: I would agree, Well, he's doing stand up on a
Speaker 1: tour and he's coming to New York Sony Hall Sunday,
Speaker 1: Sunday night, October nineteenth. I don't know when you're listening
Speaker 1: to this podcast, not a sponsor, not a sponsor, and
Speaker 1: you know we had access to him, and well Gandhi
Speaker 1: got him on her podcast, and then my guy who
Speaker 1: does promo for him for this concert, got him to
Speaker 1: talk to me. And the way he went about this
Speaker 1: was was just wrong on so many levels, unprofessional. We'll
Speaker 1: get to that a little bit, all right, So here's
Speaker 1: what I'm gonna say before we get to it. I
Speaker 1: just want the slices to know I have seen this
Speaker 1: video and Scary sends it to me and goes call
Speaker 1: me after you watch it, just call me, right it's
Speaker 1: three minutes roughly, it's about three.
Speaker 3: And a half minutes.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I got through forty eight seconds. I paused it.
Speaker 4: I called Scary and I said, it's the most.
Speaker 1: Uncomfortable, awkward interaction with a celebrity that wasn't deliberately supposed
Speaker 1: to be awkward, and it made my heart race.
Speaker 4: I got I got like I got. I got palpitations.
Speaker 4: It was that uncomfortable, the look on Jeremy's face. He
Speaker 4: was blindsided. Scario'll set it up later, but I'm I'm
Speaker 4: I want Scary when you play it, to play the
Speaker 4: questions so I can. I can talk about the questions
Speaker 4: and then we'll play his answer.
Speaker 1: You'll pause it.
Speaker 4: Okay, slices, you're in for a treat of awkward cringe radio.
Speaker 1: Right and Brody's request, would you gonna we're gonna talk
Speaker 1: about my uh part of my vacation right after this?
Speaker 3: Okay, Scary and Rody.
Speaker 1: I never intended to want to take a vacation to
Speaker 1: Palm Springs. I don't know how it even the words
Speaker 1: came out of my mouth, or how it got into
Speaker 1: my head. But let's just say this because I was
Speaker 1: with Robin and you know the story about did we
Speaker 1: talk about it on this podcast, about getting home in
Speaker 1: time for my vacation, getting into home and time for
Speaker 1: the anniversary and all that stuff we talked to get back.
Speaker 1: I yelled at you, Yes, you were upset, right, yeah,
Speaker 1: you were saying, but I got back a vacation all that,
Speaker 1: so I had three days to kill and I said
Speaker 1: where can I go. I'm in Arizona already, but I
Speaker 1: want to go somewhere west because I rarely go west.
Speaker 1: And my buddy Brian toilet, Brian, Brian, remember toilet, Brian.
Speaker 1: He falls asleep on the toilet. Yeah, Brian Phillips. She
Speaker 1: does the afternoon show at Q one on one in Chicago.
Speaker 1: He said, I got some vacation time coming up.
Speaker 3: I'll tell you what.
Speaker 1: On Monday morning when you when everyone goes home from Arizona,
Speaker 1: why don't you just meet me somewhere that you could
Speaker 1: fly direct to and I could fly direct to. And
Speaker 1: you know, you think we would choose like Vegas or
Speaker 1: La or San Diego.
Speaker 3: But what does the new Scary Jones do? And this
Speaker 3: has been the new me for the past three years.
Speaker 1: Try trying out new places, trying something new. So Brian's like,
Speaker 1: how about Palm Springs, And I'm like, ooh, that's new.
Speaker 1: You haven't been there. I haven't been there.
Speaker 4: It's it's the name itself sounds tropical. And if I
Speaker 4: said palm like palm trees, it just sounds like a
Speaker 4: great place to go. And it is, by the way,
Speaker 4: So Scary tells me he's going there. And I said,
Speaker 4: why does that sound? What is it about Palm Springs?
Speaker 1: What can I like?
Speaker 4: I was scared? What do you know about the Palm
Speaker 4: Springs He says, well, I I've heard that. I know
Speaker 4: it's a place that sometimes hey people go. So I
Speaker 4: looked it up and it says Palm Springs, by the way,
Speaker 4: nothing wrong with that. But Palm Springs, California is widely
Speaker 4: recognized as a major gay community and premiere LGBTQ plus destination,
Speaker 4: do too, It's right, numerous gay friendly businesses, and it
Speaker 4: says it hosts significant events like the Dina, the world's
Speaker 4: largest lesbian and queer women's festival. So this is this
Speaker 4: is the gay hub of the West Coast. It is
Speaker 4: how I've heard it described.
Speaker 3: Some of it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so you know, in a nutshell, I'm not going
Speaker 1: to give you the history. You can google it. Just
Speaker 1: know that Palm Springs is was built as an oasis
Speaker 1: in the desert, just out of the reach of Hollywood
Speaker 1: from in the nineteen fifties. You're talking the nineteen fifties,
Speaker 1: those black and white movie stars and stuff to people
Speaker 1: that the names that you know of, okay, like.
Speaker 4: The movie stars, like the movie stars like necessarily black
Speaker 4: and white.
Speaker 1: The movies will black. The movies were black and white,
Speaker 1: but people like Gene Archery and Bob Hope and the
Speaker 1: Golden Age most of the back then, most of the
Speaker 1: stars were just white. So right, But the point is
Speaker 1: they needed a place to go that they can get
Speaker 1: out of the visions of the cameras of the paparazzi.
Speaker 1: So they made it illegal to have the popo follow
Speaker 1: them out there, which is also why it got created
Speaker 1: and became a nice gay gay oasis because if you
Speaker 1: are gay, because back then, every agasius because everybody back
Speaker 1: then a lot of people were in the closet.
Speaker 3: They did not want to wait.
Speaker 1: As an ogasis, it is an ogasius in the desert.
Speaker 1: That's very fun. I'm surprised that nobody uses that anyway.
Speaker 1: We got to come up with shirts ogasis and sell
Speaker 1: it and give it to the T shirt shops out
Speaker 1: there because there's a lot of them, so so the ogasis.
Speaker 3: So yeah.
Speaker 1: So so basically people would go there and you know,
Speaker 1: to get away from the cameras and also they can
Speaker 1: live their real lives without having to worry. So yeah,
Speaker 1: so there's all it's it's it's I'm gonna say this,
Speaker 1: it's stuck in time. It's stuck in the nineteen sixties
Speaker 1: on purpose every building.
Speaker 3: A lot of the buildings.
Speaker 4: Needs to loop up to get out of the sixties.
Speaker 4: A lot of buildings it's stuck. Some of the restaurants
Speaker 4: are originals, like.
Speaker 1: OG's, they've been this is the early sixties or late fifties.
Speaker 1: And I gotta tell you, it's beautiful. And there are
Speaker 1: beautiful mountains right in front of you, up in your face.
Speaker 1: So you got the backdrop of the desert mountains up
Speaker 1: are you show those? Are you show? Those are mountains?
Speaker 1: You've got these against these beautiful, wonderful.
Speaker 3: Like tall palm trees and a lot of pools.
Speaker 1: And again, like I think Brady Bunch meets Austin Powers,
Speaker 1: decor everywhere, and there's a lot of antiquing and a
Speaker 1: lot of Oh, they have their own Walk of Fame,
Speaker 1: the Palm Springs Walk of Fame. So Brian I get
Speaker 1: there and everywhere we go everyone.
Speaker 3: Thought we were gay. And I don't have a problem.
Speaker 1: With that, but they just came to the conclusion, like
Speaker 1: for instance, when we check into the hotel, they assumed
Speaker 1: we wanted a king sized bed. No no, no, no, no.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, well you have shared a bed with other
Speaker 4: men in a hotel I have.
Speaker 3: And we put up the you put up the fortress
Speaker 3: of pillows in between us.
Speaker 1: That so, so I'm like, no, no, and then you know,
Speaker 1: hold then then we we get to the pool.
Speaker 3: Now we have our lounge chairs by.
Speaker 1: The pool, a nice uh.
Speaker 3: Everything was like a lemon themed. Everything was yellow.
Speaker 4: Yellow chaise lounges, shaes with the gates, shas with the
Speaker 4: So we're hanging out of the pool and the waitress
Speaker 4: comes up to us and says, hi, and what are
Speaker 4: you gentlemen celebrating?
Speaker 1: And I'm like, wait, what, why are you jumping to
Speaker 1: this conclusion? Don't say what are we celebrating? Because you're
Speaker 1: in a gay resort.
Speaker 3: And I brought my pink bathing suit with me, so you.
Speaker 1: Know, okay, you know, I don't want to harp on stereotypes,
Speaker 1: but you're asking for people assume something when you wear
Speaker 1: in a pink banting suit with another guy at the pool.
Speaker 3: Listen, I think that Brian and I look masculine, right.
Speaker 1: And not that that doesn't mean now that that hold on,
Speaker 1: hold on, no, and there's a lot of them didn't gay. No, no,
Speaker 1: I know there are several types of gays that they're
Speaker 1: that are masculine, femina or whatever whatever. Keep but keep
Speaker 1: keep taking that hole.
Speaker 4: But you know we're talking about work, quite work quick,
Speaker 4: hold on, scary, I have a question for you. Oh
Speaker 4: my god, what type of what type of gay is
Speaker 4: Elvis Duran?
Speaker 1: No, He's he's like, he's a straight gay.
Speaker 3: He's like straight line gay.
Speaker 1: He's like, so you consider Elvis masculine? No, Elvis is
Speaker 1: just you know, he's like he's just there, like I don't.
Speaker 3: Well, hold on a second, there is nothing, okay.
Speaker 1: The same ways this is so nervous. The same way
Speaker 1: these people were assuming that we were gay because we
Speaker 1: were two guys together, the people that I mentioned, the
Speaker 1: person at the front of the hotel and and waitress,
Speaker 1: the same way they thought we were gay because we're
Speaker 1: two guys together.
Speaker 3: Is no better than what you're telling me I'm doing.
Speaker 1: Right now by saying okay, because we were watching you know,
Speaker 1: we were watching sports. You know, we were talking about
Speaker 1: you know, yeah, you're doing all kinds of manly stuff
Speaker 1: right right there. But then again, then because gay, because
Speaker 1: gay people don't want sports. Then why can't my pink
Speaker 1: bathing suit be straight? All right?
Speaker 3: Because you just made you were the friend you just
Speaker 3: cracked Wyse on that one.
Speaker 1: No, no, I'm saying that would lead them possibly down
Speaker 1: that road maybe a popular color.
Speaker 4: Oh, I'm not making any road jokes. I'm just saying
Speaker 4: that pink is sometimes considered a popular color pastel colors
Speaker 4: for some.
Speaker 1: In the gay community. Not all listen, but you're you're
Speaker 1: in Palm Springs. Now again, I ask you what type
Speaker 1: of gay's Elvis Duran?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 3: No, stop.
Speaker 1: So we ended up then we're looking for nightlife, right
Speaker 1: because because we went, we got our restaurants. You know me,
Speaker 1: I correct answer, wasn't the correct an was a great one? Yeah,
Speaker 1: great one. So if I'm you're throwing me off, Brodie, please,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. No, feel free. That's what this podcast does.
Speaker 1: But if you think about it, we were looking for
Speaker 1: some nightlife because you know me, I love I love
Speaker 1: the nightlife. I've got a book. You love the night life?
Speaker 1: You like to boogey?
Speaker 3: I got a boogie on the disc going out?
Speaker 1: Yeah, by the way, did that song play?
Speaker 3: I love it? Not life? I've got to book.
Speaker 4: No, But well, you're singing that pol side with Brian
Speaker 4: in your pink bathing suit.
Speaker 1: Was it a bikini baiting suit? No, it was not, anyway,
Speaker 1: it was they were like board shorts. Anyway.
Speaker 3: So we're looking for.
Speaker 1: Nightlife and I'm looking at Google Maps. It's like gay
Speaker 1: cocktail bar, gay cocktail bar, gay cocktail bar. So the maravel,
Speaker 1: the story is theves. Maybe you should research where you're
Speaker 1: gonna go. It's it was admirable of me to try
Speaker 1: someplace new, but going to a place like this is
Speaker 1: not up my alley.
Speaker 3: Wait, I shouldn't have said that, or or was it
Speaker 3: you know what?
Speaker 1: But you know what, though, if you were single and
Speaker 1: there were straight women there, you'd have you have a
Speaker 1: mult to yourself. Well except for the lesbian it's a
Speaker 1: great place for couples. It's a great place for couples.
Speaker 1: I just felt like we and then you and Brian
Speaker 1: went as a couple, we ran out of things to do.
Speaker 1: That wasn't an hour interest now, but there's a lot
Speaker 1: to see there. Listen, listen, I'm an hour away.
Speaker 3: You can get to the Joshua Tree. I mean, you
Speaker 3: go to the National Park.
Speaker 4: I mean we just only there for two and five
Speaker 4: minutes away, you could get Joshua's wood.
Speaker 1: Perfect. Thanks, that was David Brodie. Everybody swift. Let's tell
Speaker 1: the swift. So isn't that Travis's wood? We should talk
Speaker 1: about that too.
Speaker 3: We will.
Speaker 1: Hey, I have a question.
Speaker 4: You know you ever see that famous meme of the
Speaker 4: like the guy turning around and looking at the hot
Speaker 4: woman walking by?
Speaker 1: Yes, they always like, okay, they put so much to that.
Speaker 1: And you've walked down the street, We've all done it
Speaker 1: where you see a couple and it's like, let's say
Speaker 1: it's a really attractive woman, really attractive, and the guy
Speaker 1: is like a fat slob and he's you know, he's dishoveled,
Speaker 1: he's like it, and you go, how did he get her?
Speaker 1: That must be rich? How do he get her? So
Speaker 1: my question is when people looked at you and Briant
Speaker 1: at the pool in your bathing suits, who did they
Speaker 1: look at? Which one of you did they look at
Speaker 1: and say? How did he get him? I think more
Speaker 1: equal on that one. I think we compliment each other. Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: of course, because I think I think one of you
Speaker 1: is more of a six and one of he is
Speaker 1: more of a nine. We met a wonderful a lesbian
Speaker 1: couple from married couple from Bedford, Steifers and Bedstein Brooklyn, Brooklyn,
Speaker 1: and I mentioned it because it's the Brooklyn Boys podcast.
Speaker 1: So that was kind of fun. And we met a
Speaker 1: husband and a wife on their honeymoon. I don't know,
Speaker 1: a straight husband and wife, married couple with the Palm
Speaker 1: Springs and her honeymoon. Yeah, so there you go. So
Speaker 1: we had we we were in good company. There were
Speaker 1: more familiar company. Uh, you know, I feel like, okay,
Speaker 1: everywhere we went though for food, the restaurants were exquisite
Speaker 1: and because you know they everybody were they also were
Speaker 1: they fabulous? They were fabulous. Restaurants are fabulous, no.
Speaker 4: Comod Only only in Palm Springs would you refer to
Speaker 4: a restaurant as exquisite, exquisite. You would never say that.
Speaker 4: You've never said I went to this restaurant in Manhattan
Speaker 4: it was exquisite. You never say that, right, You're trying
Speaker 4: to use words to fit into the culture there. Okay,
Speaker 4: all right, for the record, I think Brian is probably
Speaker 4: a little a little bit, a little bit hot, little bit. Okay, yeah, thanks, thanks,
Speaker 4: but you're more you're more famous nationally than I would
Speaker 4: go I would go back, you're the you're the Jeff Bezos.
Speaker 1: I would go back with my girlfriend, Robin, or with
Speaker 1: groups of people. So this way we make our own fun.
Speaker 1: You know, if you went back to Robin, would you
Speaker 1: go back to the same hotowln go. Look, everybody, I'm straight.
Speaker 1: I brought a woman. I could see you flying there
Speaker 1: this weekend. You didn't blieve me.
Speaker 3: Tell her?
Speaker 1: Tell them I'm straight. Tell her. We tell everybody. We've
Speaker 1: had sex. Tell everybody. Robin. I did see Bob Hope's house.
Speaker 1: It was carved it to the side of a mountain.
Speaker 1: It was beautiful. It was again very sixties. Wait, his
Speaker 1: house was carved like it. It was kind of like no,
Speaker 1: it was like, it's almost like because everything is flat there, right,
Speaker 1: But then there's up the side of a mountain.
Speaker 3: There was a road.
Speaker 1: There was one mound that had a road on it,
Speaker 1: and you could see houses on that road. At the
Speaker 1: top of that little cliff of a mountain was this
Speaker 1: huge compound and everyone pointed it out. Yep, that that
Speaker 1: was Bob Hope's house. That was Bob Hope's house. He
Speaker 1: wanted to be up there and looking down at everybody.
Speaker 1: For those of you who don't know who Bob Hope is.
Speaker 1: He's one of the greatest all time comedians and comedic actors.
Speaker 1: But he was probably one hundred fifteen years ago, so
Speaker 1: he's been gone a little while. Yeah, a legend. Look
Speaker 1: him up.
Speaker 3: He's worth.
Speaker 1: He's worth looking at Bobby, You're like, who the hell's
Speaker 1: Bob Hope or Gene Autry. So okay, now you're really
Speaker 1: getting I did find I did find out that the
Speaker 1: hotel we stayed at now has a cold plunge thanks
Speaker 1: to Lady Gaga. Because during the season when they have
Speaker 1: the International Film Festival and Coachella and Stage Coach and
Speaker 1: all that, there's a lot of celebrities come through. There's
Speaker 1: a lot of pop up parties, a lot of booginess
Speaker 1: going on. So Lady Gaga wanted to stay at that
Speaker 1: hotel and she says, uh, do you guys have a
Speaker 1: cold plunge?
Speaker 3: And they said no, and.
Speaker 1: She goes, all right, well if you have a if
Speaker 1: you get up a cold plunge, I'll stay there. They
Speaker 1: install the cold plunge for Lady Gaga, so now all
Speaker 1: the guests enjoy it. Wasn't that kind of cool? The
Speaker 1: way they can move mountains for celebrity just because little Yeah,
Speaker 1: well they didn't did they did it for you were
Speaker 1: a celebrity. Well, no, I got to enjoy the cold.
Speaker 1: I didn't go to the Cold Plunge, but I enjoyed it.
Speaker 1: I enjoyed the fact that I could have gone there.
Speaker 1: Uh and and did the Coal Plunge because of as
Speaker 1: a benefit because Lady Gaga demanded they install it. So
Speaker 1: there anyway, good for the Gaga, Good for the Gaga.
Speaker 3: So all right.
Speaker 4: By the way, somebody I know wanted to go see
Speaker 4: Lady Gaga and the tickets were like three hundred dollars
Speaker 4: for like upper deck, and I thought, well, that's a
Speaker 4: lot of money. Until Scary, one of my favorite bands,
Speaker 4: announced after a ten year hiatus because their drummer died
Speaker 4: that my one of my favorite bands, Rush was getting
Speaker 4: back together with a new drummer and they were going
Speaker 4: on tour and they're playing four nights in at Madison
Speaker 4: Square Garden. Now, Slices, I'm not asking you to send
Speaker 4: me money, but I will say this as much as
Speaker 4: I want to go, because they have not toured since
Speaker 4: twenty fifteen, and again one of my favorite bands. Floor
Speaker 4: seats are over two thousand dollars. What the super levels? Yeah,
Speaker 4: the upper levels have not gone on sale yet. This
Speaker 4: was the pre sale, so I don't know how much
Speaker 4: the tickets.
Speaker 3: Again, some balls to do that. That's crazy, man.
Speaker 4: Well, because they may not tour forever. They haven't toured,
Speaker 4: and it'll be eleven years by the time they come back.
Speaker 4: And they're legendary and people love them and I love them,
Speaker 4: but I missed my days in radio or I used
Speaker 4: to get, you know, discounts or free tickets to concerts,
Speaker 4: because I will not be going to see Rush and
Speaker 4: it's breaking my heart unless all of the slices would
Speaker 4: like to chip in.
Speaker 3: Okay, enough of this, enough this, Stop using this as.
Speaker 1: A platform to make money, because you know, if you
Speaker 1: say it enough, somebody will don't.
Speaker 3: Yeah, a few people.
Speaker 1: I'll get twenty three dollars be able to buy a shirt.
Speaker 3: Yeah right.
Speaker 4: Anyway, at some point in this podcast, I have to
Speaker 4: play some voicemails from from telemarketers because I need to
Speaker 4: clear out.
Speaker 3: Wh why don't you do it right? Why don't you
Speaker 3: do it right? Now? We have some time, We have
Speaker 3: some time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, all right, let me let me hook
Speaker 1: up the old system. Here again, the new thing is
Speaker 1: to give names. I love the fact all that you're
Speaker 1: getting these regularly. I don't know what I did, but
Speaker 1: I think I finally scared them all away. All right,
Speaker 1: so I'd like to uh uh miler, Joe Harper, I've
Speaker 1: played I played Harper Anderson, right, yes, and I played
Speaker 1: I played Luna. Oh I didn't play Luna Taylor.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 4: So here I'm gonna play maybe one that I've already
Speaker 4: I've already played before. Here's here's one. See if you
Speaker 4: can hear this.
Speaker 6: Hold on, this is Scarlett Thompson reaching out from the
Speaker 6: Offer Determination Unit.
Speaker 1: I Scarlett, were able to get Scarlett Thompson.
Speaker 3: Did you get that? Yep?
Speaker 1: That's my good friend, Scarlett Thompson, not to be outdone.
Speaker 3: Hold on, Hey, this is Scarlett Jackson giving you a
Speaker 3: quick call in the underrating department.
Speaker 1: Oh, Scarlett Jackson. So what are the odds that both
Speaker 1: of them are named Scarlet? That's a very what are
Speaker 1: the odds? Yeah? Yeah, now let's move on. Who else
Speaker 1: is calling me?
Speaker 6: May This is Luna Taylor trying to connect from the
Speaker 6: Eligibility Review Group. I see here that we were able
Speaker 6: to get you tensitively approved for a debt consolidate some loans.
Speaker 4: Oh, thank you, Luna Taylor. Luna probably not her real name,
Speaker 4: if she's even a human being. Who else called me?
Speaker 5: Say?
Speaker 6: This is Eleanor Garcia, trying to connect from.
Speaker 1: The loan processing unit.
Speaker 6: I see here that we were able to get you
Speaker 6: past initial review for.
Speaker 4: How listen, Eleanor Garcia, thank you for getting me past
Speaker 4: the initial review period, because you know scary how tricky
Speaker 4: that is to get past that initial review period for
Speaker 4: a loan you didn't apply for and don't need.
Speaker 1: Who else is calling me? Hold on?
Speaker 6: Hey, this is Nora Rodriguez, hoping to catch you from
Speaker 6: the underwriting team.
Speaker 1: Oh, hey, Nora Rodriguez.
Speaker 3: Developing here.
Speaker 1: Wait, I can't talk to you. I gotta talk you know,
Speaker 1: I gotta talk to you.
Speaker 6: Abigail write reaching out from the approval department. Hey, this
Speaker 6: is Abigail Right, reaching out from the approval department. I
Speaker 6: see here that we were able to get you into
Speaker 6: offer pending status for a decue.
Speaker 1: No, it's funny, it's Abigail. Listen to the voice.
Speaker 6: This is Abigail Right reaching out from the approval department.
Speaker 1: Abigail Right, that's God bless her. Right, hold on, hold on,
Speaker 1: hoping to catch the same person. Hold on, Scarlet, Jackson,
Speaker 1: that's not Eleanor.
Speaker 3: I told you, is.
Speaker 6: Eleanor Garcia trying to connect from Eleanor?
Speaker 1: I got more hold on? Who else called me? Hold on?
Speaker 1: So so we got two scarlets and I already established
Speaker 1: Eleanor Garcia called me hold on. Lewis just wanted to
Speaker 1: follow up from the same voice. No, Eleanor Rigby, hold
Speaker 1: on now, I told you Abigail Wright called me, right,
Speaker 1: So what are the odds? What are the odds?
Speaker 6: Jesus is Abigail Rodriguez.
Speaker 1: Abigail Rodriguezriguez. So two scarlets to Eleanor's I would like
Speaker 1: a slice, a Hispanic slice, to leave us a talk
Speaker 1: back by going to the iHeart radio app and leave
Speaker 1: us at talkback.
Speaker 4: If you are Hispanic and you ever know, knew anybody
Speaker 4: named Abigail Rodrigue or any Hispanic people named Abigail, that.
Speaker 1: Those two don't go together. People that doesn't go to
Speaker 1: get Spanic people. Do you know any Hispanic people named
Speaker 1: Nora or eleanor eleanor Eleanor No way?
Speaker 4: Okay, So yeah, and don't forget Camilla Jones called me
Speaker 4: and Harper Anderson and Lucy and Gwen and shed all
Speaker 4: these lovely people, but apparently only four, three or four
Speaker 4: different names exist among telemarketers. So thank you all for
Speaker 4: trying so hard to get me past that first phase
Speaker 4: or getting me to the only the final step. We
Speaker 4: have one more hurdle to get over because I'm getting
Speaker 4: all these loans I don't need.
Speaker 1: So thank you, Thank you very much.
Speaker 5: The Glynn Boys Podcast.
Speaker 1: We will be right back. I was gonna cook today,
Speaker 1: but I got lazy. Oh I got another rant?
Speaker 3: Another rant?
Speaker 1: What is it? Another r?
Speaker 3: What's another one? What's it about? Is it a cooking? Yes,
Speaker 3: of course it is.
Speaker 1: Yes. Okay, Well, you know how we always talk about
Speaker 1: slang teen slang and then what is it a gen
Speaker 1: z slang?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: So it is infesting the NFL.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 1: I watch a lot of football on Mondays and Thursday. Yes,
Speaker 1: and I watched I watched the Red Zone chan Yes,
Speaker 1: which switches back from game to game. Here's what I
Speaker 1: now know about the NFL. Everybody is cooking. Everybody's cooking
Speaker 1: and everybody and everybody needs to eat. Everyone they got cooked,
Speaker 1: if they get they got cooked cooked. If they get
Speaker 1: sacked fee, so cook several.
Speaker 3: You have to feed them. Feed the running back, you.
Speaker 4: Gotta, you gotta keep feeding the wide receiver, the quarterbacks.
Speaker 1: Cooking everybody ate, everybody ate and left and left everybody
Speaker 1: and left no crumbs, no crumbs, no crumbs. That I'm
Speaker 1: telling you, you're twelve years old. It's infecting the NFL.
Speaker 1: We are cooking men in their forties, fifties and sixties.
Speaker 4: I'm waiting for Larry Nance to be like, you know,
Speaker 4: skippity toilet, that's a touchdown.
Speaker 1: Un Let him cook, Let him cook, Let him cook.
Speaker 1: You know what? I would rather hear Bad Bunny and
Speaker 1: Spanish then listening to these guys, Hey, hey, hey, hey hey,
Speaker 1: I'm actually looking forward to Bad Bunny in Spanish. I cannot,
Speaker 1: I am, but I don't, I don't, I don't understand it.
Speaker 1: Is what I'm saying is I'd rather hear him singing
Speaker 1: a language I don't understand, because he's very talented. That
Speaker 1: to hear these people trying to be hip and cool
Speaker 1: and youthful telling me that, oh you don't think you
Speaker 1: don't The word just roll off their tongue naturally, like
Speaker 1: they that they weren't trying hard for that, or you really.
Speaker 4: Think this is what it sounds like. They're like, oh, man,
Speaker 4: look at him, go down the sideline.
Speaker 1: Wait wait, wait ah, he's cooking. Yes, like they're pulling
Speaker 1: out paper and they're reading off a sheet of paper. Oh,
Speaker 1: come on, I don't think they do that low. They
Speaker 1: could not be stuping that low.
Speaker 4: But listen, when you watch all the games, they're like, oh,
Speaker 4: the Cleveland brother, Oh you know he's eating.
Speaker 1: He ate on that one. Yeah, he took it all
Speaker 1: the way to the kitchen. He was eating the whole way.
Speaker 1: It's out of hand. And chunk plays. Everything is a
Speaker 1: chunk what's a chunk play?
Speaker 3: I know that one. I never heard of.
Speaker 1: It started last year. A chunk play.
Speaker 4: I don't know the exact number, but it's like if
Speaker 4: you get it, like let's say you throw a throw
Speaker 4: pass for like fifteen yards or you run for twelve yards.
Speaker 4: Those are big plays, right, So they'll go, oh, you know,
Speaker 4: a couple more chunk plays like that and they'll be rid.
Speaker 1: They'll be in a field goal range. Oh they've been.
Speaker 4: You know what the problem is, the Browns aren't getting
Speaker 4: any chunk plays. It's it's now the new term for
Speaker 4: like a relatively decent sized advancement of the football.
Speaker 1: It's a chunk play. So Tom Brady says, chunk play
Speaker 1: every other minute. And they've have they moved away from
Speaker 1: moving the chains. Move the chain, that'll move the chains,
Speaker 1: about moving the chains every time. That's still that's still lingo,
Speaker 1: that's still that's still. That's it they use. They used
Speaker 1: to over use that about moving the chains. You know
Speaker 1: when they when when they get the next first down.
Speaker 1: I haven't heard that they call the first down. They
Speaker 1: call the first down markers the line to gain. They
Speaker 1: always got three more y odds to get to the
Speaker 1: line to gain. Used to be the first down. Loker,
Speaker 1: get a first down, three yards, first down. That's the
Speaker 1: line again. So everybody again, everybody's cooking. It's like it's
Speaker 1: like when I what I say last week, they were saying,
Speaker 1: what was I upset about last week?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I said some expression that everybody was saying, and it
Speaker 1: was driving me crazy. Well, this is this is this
Speaker 1: is the same thing where what did I say? Was everybody,
Speaker 1: Oh damn it, I don't remember, don't don't tweet me,
Speaker 1: I'll remember.
Speaker 3: Anyway.
Speaker 4: My point is everybody's cooking and eating, and like you said,
Speaker 4: no crumbs.
Speaker 3: No crumb, they left no crumbs. I will say, uh,
Speaker 3: on and again, uh.
Speaker 1: This is why I don't go after teams, you know,
Speaker 1: This is why I don't scream and yell about other
Speaker 1: teams failures when the Mets are doing well. Because when
Speaker 1: the Mets failed and they shit the bed this season,
Speaker 1: and we all know what happened, how that ended, and
Speaker 1: that the tumultuous collapse, I sat there in silence, and
Speaker 1: I had to hear it from all my Yankee fan friends.
Speaker 1: And I heard it from some slices who are Yankee fans,
Speaker 1: and I heard it from some slices who are Philly fans. Well,
Speaker 1: I heard I heard it from a friend. I heard
Speaker 1: it from a friend who heard it from a friend
Speaker 1: who Well, now the Phillies, the Red Sox, the Yankee
Speaker 1: they're all joining the Mets in Cancun. You saw all
Speaker 1: the memes. Sorry about that, you know, listen, you know,
Speaker 1: wait till the end of the Wait till your team
Speaker 1: wins the World Series before you want to crush my
Speaker 1: Mets like that. Because I'm like, I said, yeah, all right,
Speaker 1: Yankee fans, give it, give it a week Phillies. Give
Speaker 1: it a week or so, your team is going to
Speaker 1: be right here with the Mets. So what so So
Speaker 1: they got to play a few more games more than
Speaker 1: the Mets, they still didn't make it to the a
Speaker 1: L r nlcs's sorry, I'm just saying the Phillies fans
Speaker 1: got to go to a couple of games and watch
Speaker 1: their team gets destroyed. Yeah, and why the uh that
Speaker 1: poor rookie uh pitcher implode?
Speaker 4: What the hell if you don't know we're talking about,
Speaker 4: there was I think the bases.
Speaker 1: Were loaded in the bottom of the ninth, two outs,
Speaker 1: two outs bottom. Then it was a tenth tenth, tenth inning, Yeah,
Speaker 1: extra innings, and it was just hit back to the pitcher. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the picture bobble bounces off of him.
Speaker 4: He goes and picks it up, and he could have
Speaker 4: easily thrown it to first base and ended the inning.
Speaker 1: Yes, the catcher is standing on home plate pointing to
Speaker 1: first base. I assume he was yelling because it's his
Speaker 1: job to yell. One one the picture gets a nervous picture, Yeah,
Speaker 1: makes an offline throat to the catcher. It goes behind him,
Speaker 1: and I think two runs score right there, and then
Speaker 1: the no, the one the one run scored. That was
Speaker 1: all you needed, right? I think it was one run?
Speaker 3: Was it? Because it was a tie game?
Speaker 1: Right? It was one run the run scored, the Dodgers
Speaker 1: won the game. Crazy embarrassing, and then the Dogs the
Speaker 1: Dodgers Brewers game was unbelievable also because again I think
Speaker 1: it was I want to say it was second. It
Speaker 1: was first and second, I think, and maybe his base
Speaker 1: is loaded and uh uh the Dodger hit a ball
Speaker 1: deep to center field. The Brewers outfielder went up, the
Speaker 1: ball went in his glove, popped out of his glove,
Speaker 1: hit the top of the fence, which now makes it
Speaker 1: in play, and then he caught the ball off the
Speaker 1: wall and threw it. And the guy from third didn't
Speaker 1: run because he thought it was caught. But he still
Speaker 1: could have tagged up, which, if you know what that means,
Speaker 1: go back to the base and then run once it's caught.
Speaker 4: They throw. They threw another guy. They threw two guys
Speaker 4: on play with people should I was terrible.
Speaker 1: The catcher ended up making the double play, tagging home
Speaker 1: plate and then and then and then running to third
Speaker 1: to uh where you know? Train wreck baseball? Hey? Look, no,
Speaker 1: one's beating the Dodgers.
Speaker 4: It's gonna be Dodgers Mariners, as I predicted on my
Speaker 4: baseball podcast.
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Speaker 4: And then we got to play this interview because it's
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Speaker 4: when you hear this. How the awkwardness that is only
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Speaker 1: Yes, right back, I almost don't want to play it
Speaker 1: the interview. All right, let me tell my quick story.
Speaker 4: You guys know, I write for Tops, the Wacky Packages,
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Speaker 4: Yes, all right, he packages wacky. All right, well let's
Speaker 4: go ready, I am ready to unleash this. But after
Speaker 4: each question you got to stop because I want to
Speaker 4: talk about your questioning.
Speaker 3: All right, well, and.
Speaker 1: Then we'll play his answers. So yeah, So so you
Speaker 1: remember Ari Gold from Entourage, Jerry Piven.
Speaker 3: He's been in like eighty movies as well.
Speaker 1: Uh, he's gonna be playing Sony Hall this weekend, and
Speaker 1: he's he's doing some stand up, so he's doing the rounds.
Speaker 1: So he's in New York City and uh, you know
Speaker 1: Gandhi had him on her podcast and you know other show, yeah,
Speaker 1: other people and and other you know, other morning shows.
Speaker 1: He's been all over the place doing the circuit. Well, right,
Speaker 1: it's it's called a radio tour.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 1: So now my buddy Richie just happens to be the
Speaker 1: promoter for this concert, for his concert He's like, so
Speaker 1: he's like being paid to do this. You know that
Speaker 1: that's what promoters to promote and sell tickets. And by
Speaker 1: the way, imagine that slices the promoter.
Speaker 3: Promot. Well, they're almost sold out.
Speaker 1: And but Richie's like, look, let's you know, let's help
Speaker 1: him get over the finish line here. We just want
Speaker 1: to create awareness. So I had some time I was
Speaker 1: talking to Richie on face I'm today okay, and this
Speaker 1: came out of nowhere. So he goes, hey, look, would
Speaker 1: you would you post this this video? Uh it's well produced,
Speaker 1: very slick video of of of Ari Gold. And I'm like,
Speaker 1: you know of Jeremy Piven. Jeremy Piven. Yeah, I said,
Speaker 1: why you can see scary skills by calling in the
Speaker 1: character rather than the name. Yeah, well people know Missari
Speaker 1: Gold anyway, Jeremy Piven. So I said, rather than do that,
Speaker 1: I said, how funny would it be if we just
Speaker 1: get them on like a FaceTime call and then I could.
Speaker 3: Post this story, right, because it's.
Speaker 1: My comment, right, at some point a range of FaceTime call, Okay.
Speaker 3: That is the okay, right, there is the key.
Speaker 1: At some point a FaceTime call, and it'll be a
Speaker 1: quick video tailored for social media. It'll be a thirty
Speaker 1: second forty second video. Okay, this isn't this isn't a
Speaker 1: sit down interview.
Speaker 3: I'm not like Larry King, and I'm not these people.
Speaker 1: I'm not anybody trying to do and trying to like
Speaker 1: solve the world's problems or get deep with a celebrity.
Speaker 1: All I want to do is for the bite size
Speaker 1: social media crowd. It wouldn't it be funny if I'm
Speaker 1: in the frame with him, I'm like, Hey, what's going on, Jeremy, Hey,
Speaker 1: what's going on? You can do on your show? You
Speaker 1: got some tickets for sale, let's go, how can people
Speaker 1: see you?
Speaker 3: Whatever?
Speaker 1: That's what I wanted to my vision. And I was
Speaker 1: talking to Richie about this. As we're talking through on FaceTime,
Speaker 1: He's like, roll roll, roll, tape record. I'm like what,
Speaker 1: he goes, I'm calling him right now. I'm like, you're
Speaker 1: gonna give him a heads up?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 1: He goes, no, no, no, We've been working all week.
Speaker 1: This is what he does. Oh, he's the best. No problem,
Speaker 1: He'll FaceTime. He talked about doing FaceTime. Yeah, he talked
Speaker 1: about doing promo anyway he can get it, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: bro I'm like, you're gonna do that? Wow, I I
Speaker 1: didn't know how to respond. Next thing, you know, he's
Speaker 1: on my screen. So the three of us are on
Speaker 1: my screen on FaceTime.
Speaker 4: So let me preface what you're about to hear a
Speaker 4: little bit, and and just remind everyone that David Brody
Speaker 4: has interviewed a lot of celebrities, okay, a lot of
Speaker 4: on Walkers and talk hold on a lot on walkers
Speaker 4: and talkers. I used to do the Brody Blog, which
Speaker 4: is on YouTube. I interviewed rock stars, I've interviewed I've
Speaker 4: interviewed Jeremy Piven on the Brooklyn Boys podcast. Scary, as
Speaker 4: you know, has interviewed weird Al Yankovic and remember clip
Speaker 4: me maybe one of the worst interview questions of all time.
Speaker 4: And I but so he is given the task now.
Speaker 4: Scary is very talented, but he doesn't interview people without preparation.
Speaker 1: Correct boom alright, like off the and what I wanted
Speaker 1: from him with these bite sized nuggets that can live
Speaker 1: on TikTok and Instagram that are thirty seconds long, I wasn't.
Speaker 3: Trying to do anything with him.
Speaker 4: So, and I don't know the greatest interviewers of all time, uh,
Speaker 4: late night talk show hostsks menurstern the clips. They all
Speaker 4: refer to these clips as nuggets. Just so you know,
Speaker 4: it's like scary.
Speaker 3: I'm not trying to do an interview. Let's be clear, all.
Speaker 1: Right, let me pull you and you succeeded.
Speaker 3: It starts with my brother.
Speaker 1: This is my buddy Richie, the promoter that you'll hear
Speaker 1: first along with me, and then in nowhere, Jeremy Piven
Speaker 1: appears on my screen.
Speaker 4: But I want you to stop it after you ask
Speaker 4: the first question. This is an iPhone FaceTime. Okay, this
Speaker 4: is a disaster, folks, And I want you to one
Speaker 4: more thing. I want you to imagine Jeremy Piven with
Speaker 4: a baseball hat on his eyes one percent open, bloodshot
Speaker 4: because he just woke up.
Speaker 1: He had no idea he was doing this. He doesn't
Speaker 1: know he's being recorded, and go, am I doing Sunday?
Speaker 5: What everybody should be doing?
Speaker 3: What's that?
Speaker 1: Well? What you're doing? Now?
Speaker 5: You're coming with me? I hope you know that. Tell
Speaker 5: them you're coming.
Speaker 1: If I'm going you, Richie, I'm going to see your
Speaker 1: boy Jeremy Piven at Sony Hall.
Speaker 3: Yep.
Speaker 5: But if I'm going you're going right.
Speaker 3: I guess we're in this together.
Speaker 5: Now, Oh, Jeremy's there, had a Jeremy.
Speaker 1: I hope I didn't get him in a bad time.
Speaker 7: I don't even want to look what he looks at
Speaker 7: he looks how he looks.
Speaker 1: At me, by the way, you see how he looks
Speaker 1: at me. You see the face I'm getting right there,
Speaker 1: He's like, what the fuck are you doing to me?
Speaker 1: You just gonna read pause FaceTime people, pause, Now, I
Speaker 1: want you to listen. Scary goes, Yeah, look at him.
Speaker 1: You can't. You can't randomly put him on They're talking
Speaker 1: about him as if he's.
Speaker 3: Not on the call, but he's already there.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, now he's talking in front of him because
Speaker 1: I'm becoming a little angry because I'm like, you can't
Speaker 1: put me on the spot with this guy in a
Speaker 1: call that you didn't warn him about. But Jeremy has
Speaker 1: a look on his face like, what what the fuck
Speaker 1: going on? Who the fuck is this? He has no
Speaker 1: idea who Scary is, has no idea that being he's
Speaker 1: just being recorded. He just knows his promoter is calling
Speaker 1: him three way FaceTime with this random guy.
Speaker 5: Me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I keep going, I got to do my job.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to promote the fucking show.
Speaker 5: Well, sorry, I was, brother. Are we are we on
Speaker 5: the air right now?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 7: No, it's not live. This is just recording, just for fun.
Speaker 7: It's like cold scary, so we can promote the show.
Speaker 7: And yes, we want to record it. And he said,
Speaker 7: you told me earlier you don't want to go down
Speaker 7: to the studio, You'd rather do the FaceTime stuff.
Speaker 5: So yeah, yeah, got it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, brother, he's looking down, he's pissed.
Speaker 5: Okay, yes, absolutely.
Speaker 1: He's a big time in New York City radio DJ.
Speaker 1: He does Telvis. They ran in the morning show, and
Speaker 1: I told him, you know, I always I know.
Speaker 5: That, but but.
Speaker 2: This is a cold, FoST time and I'm in bed
Speaker 2: and and I'm happy to you know, do whatever you want.
Speaker 2: But this will be the last time either one of
Speaker 2: you ever see me, see.
Speaker 3: All right.
Speaker 1: So so right off the bat, right from the jump,
Speaker 1: this guy is fucking livid, and he's letting me have it.
Speaker 1: He already has told me this is it. You're just
Speaker 1: but he's talking to his promoter and me at the
Speaker 1: same time. But I'm dragged into this, Okay, I was
Speaker 1: dragged Now remember remember the look on the face of
Speaker 1: the couple at the Coldplay concert when they realized that
Speaker 1: the camera was on them. That is the look of
Speaker 1: Jeremy Pittman when he goes, wait, well, so we're like
Speaker 1: he wants to be able to say, he wants the
Speaker 1: freedom to say, what did you do to me? I
Speaker 1: just woke up? You you're you're you're ambushing me. But
Speaker 1: he can't because he now knows he's being recorded, right
Speaker 1: and if he says, if he says, bro, turn this off,
Speaker 1: don't record me, that will go on social media in
Speaker 1: some people would post that.
Speaker 3: Now I wouldn't know. I'm not a douchebag. I would.
Speaker 1: You wouldn't. But he doesn't know that. So now he's like,
Speaker 1: he's like, oh, yeah, I want to.
Speaker 3: Do it, but like.
Speaker 1: Okay and all he goes downhill from here. I remember
Speaker 1: the couple of Coldplays. But you did it?
Speaker 2: You know, he's he's he's he's you know, very eccentric guy.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, well, well, Jeremy, I wanted you to talk
Speaker 1: about your Sony Hall show on Sunday night. I'm excited Richie.
Speaker 1: You know, Richie's getting me out of bed for this.
Speaker 1: I wake up early for the morning show at three
Speaker 1: o'clock in the morning. I'm gonna pull them all night
Speaker 1: to that night because I want.
Speaker 3: To come see you.
Speaker 5: Absolutely, How do you get tickets for this?
Speaker 3: Are the tickets left?
Speaker 5: You know what?
Speaker 1: I pus pause, pus so. Scary's first big question is
Speaker 1: how do you get tickets for this?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 1: So, no, I.
Speaker 3: Meaning is it's sold out? Is there anything left?
Speaker 1: And their tickets left? Tickets? If you now slices for
Speaker 1: the rest of your life, I want you to listen
Speaker 1: to celebrity interviews. Okay, and remember we plug at the end.
Speaker 1: You ask at the end, right, But you have to realize,
Speaker 1: Brody and slices. I'm telling all of you now at
Speaker 1: the same damn time. I'm not looking for an interview
Speaker 1: with the guy. I'm looking for a thirty second clip
Speaker 1: of him plugging.
Speaker 3: How to get tickets to his show.
Speaker 4: This is not in depth, Okay, this is not supposed
Speaker 4: to make some slices. I want you to think about
Speaker 4: if you were him, just woke up your celebrity and
Speaker 4: Scary asked you, how do you get tickets to my show?
Speaker 4: Think about how you'd respond, and now here Jeremy Piven respond.
Speaker 2: To that question, I'm gonna send you a Google link. Okay,
Speaker 2: the Sony Hall theater is really hard to find, you know.
Speaker 2: You do Sonyhall dot com Jeremy Piven dot com to
Speaker 2: get tickets, right.
Speaker 5: Usually what happens is I send people.
Speaker 2: A flyer and I say, come to Sony Hall at
Speaker 2: eight o'clock Sunday night, and.
Speaker 5: They go where is it? And I go, oh no,
Speaker 5: I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: I work for you. I'm your assistant. Let me let
Speaker 2: me because the Google machine doesn't work for you, so
Speaker 2: let me. My time means nothing, so let me let
Speaker 2: me get on that for you.
Speaker 3: All right. Pause?
Speaker 1: You know this fucked up because I was led down
Speaker 1: a trap. He doesn't realize that I'm not doing an interview.
Speaker 1: He really he said that I might be doing this interview,
Speaker 1: and I just suck. That's exactly correct. And all I
Speaker 1: want to do is just get the juicy bit out
Speaker 1: of him about you want your nugget?
Speaker 3: No, it's the who want? When? Where? Why?
Speaker 1: How?
Speaker 3: What's going on? What are you doing? When? When is it?
Speaker 3: Where is it? How?
Speaker 1: How do I get tickets? Because the sole purpose here
Speaker 1: is to get some seats. How do you get tickets
Speaker 1: to a show hold on.
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, we'll give me the website.
Speaker 1: Your Google machine wasn't work, you got yeah, but these
Speaker 1: are this is pertinent information. If you want to move,
Speaker 1: if you want to sell seats, you gotta tell me.
Speaker 1: But anyway, he made it. He was insulted. But again
Speaker 1: he's all, this is happening at once celebrity. How to
Speaker 1: get tickets?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 1: That your funny, Go on with the next part.
Speaker 3: Okay, it's almost over, folks.
Speaker 1: It's not. It's almost over. There you go, so you
Speaker 1: got on it. You're getting on it for us, Sony Hall.
Speaker 5: I'm in a service position for you. Anything you need.
Speaker 5: I'm good.
Speaker 1: Absolutely, you're awesome.
Speaker 3: I can't What can we expect to see?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Pause pause paus So Scary's next question is what should
Speaker 1: we expect to see? He's a stand up comic, and
Speaker 1: his question is what should we expect to see? Slices?
Speaker 1: What do you think the response is going to be?
Speaker 1: As opposed to what's no?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 7: I was?
Speaker 1: I wanted to When I say that, I really quickly
Speaker 1: in a nutshell.
Speaker 3: What expect to see? What type?
Speaker 1: You know?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 1: What's your stick? What's your humor? Are we going to
Speaker 1: see stuff about your life. Are we gonna see suff
Speaker 1: about from Entourage days or your current movies? Is Is
Speaker 1: it going to be a lot of sex in here?
Speaker 1: Like just I'm I'm just tossing him just a very quick,
Speaker 1: in a nutshell forward question. That's all I was trying
Speaker 1: to do. That that's what you think you did. But
Speaker 1: go ahead play his response, well, because listen.
Speaker 3: You know what, he's being a smart ass. He acts
Speaker 3: a little bit I did.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, And by the way, he's still fucking angry
Speaker 1: saying that he said that I'm your servant now, because
Speaker 1: he basically is like, what's the point of this guy
Speaker 1: waking me up to get on the phone with me?
Speaker 1: And you know, I asked him to do the you
Speaker 1: should have come because in his world he's he's right,
Speaker 1: an interviewer, normally you ambush scary, I get it. A
Speaker 1: normal interviewer would have a prep sheet written up with
Speaker 1: like websites and social media and times and dates. But
Speaker 1: you weren't given that he didn't know that. He knows
Speaker 1: the traditional.
Speaker 3: Interview we're talking about. We're talking about.
Speaker 1: This is not the radio, This is not the radio,
Speaker 1: this is not for a podcast.
Speaker 3: Well this is it ends to be for a podcast.
Speaker 3: It ends up being on a podcast.
Speaker 1: But this is this is for this is for an
Speaker 1: Instagram story. I'm not going to interview the guy on
Speaker 1: an Instagram story because, guz, you know the obvious?
Speaker 3: Do you know the obvious? Hold on?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: Do you know the average the average watch time of
Speaker 1: a video three seconds, three seconds. If you don't get
Speaker 1: them in three seconds, they're out. So nobody's watching this
Speaker 1: fucking content. So it's like, I am get to the point,
Speaker 1: get to the point, get to the point. That's but
Speaker 1: that's how I was trained in a social media environment.
Speaker 1: This guy probably you realize that I'm even doing the
Speaker 1: social media thing. But but your question to him was
Speaker 1: I'm going to a comedy show. What am I going
Speaker 1: to see? You didn't ask him what he's you're gonna hear?
Speaker 4: You didn't say, Hey, people know you from Entourage, they
Speaker 4: know your movies?
Speaker 1: Right, how does your Because that's an interview style, Because
Speaker 1: that's in the interview style. This is two guys talking colloquially. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is just like shooting the ship. Boy, guys, your boys.
Speaker 1: It's like we're having a beer at the bar. I
Speaker 1: turned on my phone. Let's do a quick hit, let's go.
Speaker 1: That's what this was supposed to be.
Speaker 4: If you were at the If you were at the
Speaker 4: bar and and and somebody said they do a murder
Speaker 4: mystery podcast, you would go, oh, what kind of stuff
Speaker 4: am I going to hear?
Speaker 1: Is that what you'd ask? That'd be a question shooting.
Speaker 1: Let's finish this mystery.
Speaker 3: I'm getting I got this.
Speaker 2: Okay, Oh, just well, at a comedy show, just uh.
Speaker 5: I I do a lot of pottery, mostly naked.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 2: There's a lot of beast reality involved. What can you
Speaker 2: expect at a comedy show? Is your question?
Speaker 1: Very likes?
Speaker 3: What kind of material? What kind of you know? What
Speaker 3: kind of lanes do you do you go down? I mean,
Speaker 3: I mean what brother?
Speaker 2: It's people come up to me afterwards after eighty movies
Speaker 2: and they say, you know, we didn't know you were
Speaker 2: this funny, and so you know, I'm all over the place.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a lot of fun.
Speaker 6: You have a good time.
Speaker 1: Scary, I promise I can't. And you have all these
Speaker 1: A listers lining up to come see you as well.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be a star studded performance. That's why everybody
Speaker 1: needs to go out and get their tickets right. Now
Speaker 1: now to see the show. I'm getting phone call. Off
Speaker 1: the phone call.
Speaker 3: They want tickets. Awesome.
Speaker 1: Well, I don't know why. To be honest with you,
Speaker 1: I'm fired.
Speaker 6: You're fired.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is it sounds like this is the last
Speaker 3: time we're going to talk to this guy.
Speaker 7: All right there where we're going, we're watching from outside now.
Speaker 2: Listen, Scary, You're amazing. You're one of my heroes. This
Speaker 2: has been the greatest moment of my life. Thank you
Speaker 2: so much. Man.
Speaker 5: We'll see you Sunday.
Speaker 1: See you Sunday night, brow I mean, and he hung up.
Speaker 3: The motherfucking hung up on me.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 4: Did you notice they were again both talking about Jeremy
Speaker 4: like he wasn't there.
Speaker 1: Hey, we're not going to talk to him again. Oh,
Speaker 1: he's gonna be mad at us. He Oh he was.
Speaker 1: Now Now I hung up from that, and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: he's a great actor. He was acting like the guy
Speaker 1: that got badgered by his promo guy randomly to do
Speaker 1: promo for his tour. So I'm going to take on
Speaker 1: that dick head character right now, and I'm gonna play
Speaker 1: the part. Well, ladies and gentlemen, I was duped. I
Speaker 1: thought he was fucking around with me. The whole time.
Speaker 1: We were just joking.
Speaker 3: He was like play being playful. He was in character.
Speaker 1: We were doing a bit, we were doing shtick, and
Speaker 1: he was kind of assuming the role. He wasn't kidding
Speaker 1: and he wasn't playing. I thought he was being smart,
Speaker 1: a smart ass. And I'm like, that's how clever this
Speaker 1: guy really is. He's making everybody laugh and he's doing
Speaker 1: stand up right now, making people want to buy.
Speaker 3: Tickets because of his answers. He's brilliant.
Speaker 1: Should by the way, he's very funny man, the funny guy,
Speaker 1: and you should go to Jeremy Piven dot com or
Speaker 1: Sony Hall dot com and go to the show on
Speaker 1: Sunday night.
Speaker 3: They have some tickets available.
Speaker 1: It's close to sold out, but you should go just
Speaker 1: to see if he talks about that zoom call as part.
Speaker 3: Of his as part of his act. I I thought
Speaker 3: about that.
Speaker 1: Then I thought, if I showed up, make he may
Speaker 1: make me be part of the act.
Speaker 3: And I don't want any part of being.
Speaker 1: On his act. So it's at least you could do.
Speaker 1: It was not a bit, and he was really upset,
Speaker 1: and I apologize. I didn't make the phone call I
Speaker 1: don't have his phone number. It was my buddy doing
Speaker 1: the promo that you know, which is fine. True. Fans
Speaker 1: of the Elvis Straan Morning Show will note, well, we
Speaker 1: will remember this, but I will. I will remind you
Speaker 1: all of it. About twenty years ago, I had my
Speaker 1: friend Jim. We submitted a phone tap, right, and the
Speaker 1: scenario was that Scary was going to say really rude
Speaker 1: things to this guy and but and he and it
Speaker 1: looked like right up his alley, and I gave it
Speaker 1: to him. I'm like, oh, this this would be a
Speaker 1: good review.
Speaker 3: Pretty hand into the email.
Speaker 1: And what we normally do is we call the accomplished
Speaker 1: first and then we call that then we do the
Speaker 1: phone tap. So we we we go over the scenario
Speaker 1: before we record phone taps. That's how we always well, right,
Speaker 1: the formula for a phone tap.
Speaker 3: No, I got to let them in on that. That's
Speaker 3: how we do it, right, Yeah.
Speaker 6: Right.
Speaker 1: So so the girlfriend was also one of my uh
Speaker 1: was one of my singers and voice over people from
Speaker 1: my comedy department.
Speaker 3: Actress.
Speaker 1: That's scary to note, unbeknownst unbeknownst to me.
Speaker 4: So he calls herb he says, okay, so you want
Speaker 4: me to call your boyfriend and say and say this,
Speaker 4: this and this, and go I need to know. And
Speaker 4: so you get the information like his apartment number is whatever,
Speaker 4: the phone number, the flight he's on, whatever the scenario was.
Speaker 3: I don't remember.
Speaker 1: Then I press recorded. I actually do do the phone
Speaker 1: tap where I try Scary right, So then Scary calls
Speaker 1: up my this guy who's who's now he's in on it,
Speaker 1: and Scary doesn't know that both his chops he's yeah,
Speaker 1: he's phone tapping it. And then then he's yelling at
Speaker 1: Horror and she's like, but honey, calm down whatever, and
Speaker 1: then he goes, wait a minute, I know your voice.
Speaker 1: Is this that fucking idiot Scary from the radio. I
Speaker 1: know you My girlfriend listen the all time. And he's like,
Speaker 1: and I said, guess what I say. You've been phone tapped.
Speaker 1: It was all a joke and your your your girlfriend
Speaker 1: put us up to it, right. So then he's like,
Speaker 1: gonna kill Scotty that you think this is funny. I
Speaker 1: called me and you upset me. He was like, I'm
Speaker 1: coming to the radio station. I know where you are.
Speaker 4: And so Scarr's like, who wait, wait, wait wait, your
Speaker 4: girlfriend put me up to it. I had nothing to
Speaker 4: do it. It was our idea, and this is all
Speaker 4: on audio. We have all the audio.
Speaker 1: I was shitting in my pants because it was the
Speaker 1: first time that any one of us tried to phone
Speaker 1: tap any one of us, and nobody saw that coming,
Speaker 1: and certainly I didn't.
Speaker 4: Right right, I set this whole thing up to fuck
Speaker 4: Scary over.
Speaker 1: So then Scary scares out in the hall.
Speaker 4: And so Elvis's office is across from my office and
Speaker 4: he's like, Elvis, I don't want to do it. Got
Speaker 4: this guy on the phone site he's gonna he's a psycho.
Speaker 4: He wants to kill me. Does and he gets on
Speaker 4: the phone. He's like, listen, uh, this is Elvis's show.
Speaker 4: I just work here. It's my job. I'm just following orders.
Speaker 1: Like he's doing. Now he's making he's playing. Everybody said it.
Speaker 1: Elvis gets on the phone.
Speaker 4: He's like, now, Elvis knew about it, because I had,
Speaker 4: you know, Elvis was in on it. I was like, listen, Jimmy,
Speaker 4: calm down. Jimmy's the guy. And he's like, calm down, Jimmy.
Speaker 4: He's like, no, I'm gonna fucking kill that guy. He's like,
Speaker 4: what can I do for you? And then then he goes,
Speaker 4: I'll tell you what I could do. He goes, scare,
Speaker 4: You've been phone tapped, And everybody laughed and scars like no, no,
Speaker 4: But Scary was like, no, dude, don't be mad at me.
Speaker 4: Your girlfriend was good. Your girlfriend's idea she did it
Speaker 4: would be funny. No, Elvis told me to do it.
Speaker 4: It wasn't what's your point, bro, what's your point.
Speaker 3: That phone tap? But that's what I did is that.
Speaker 4: You should you should re air that next time you're
Speaker 4: on vacation so everyone can hear it. That's classic phone
Speaker 4: tap when scaring up phone tap. My point is that's
Speaker 4: what you're doing now. It wasn't my idea to do
Speaker 4: the interview. It wasn't I was ambush.
Speaker 1: It was me. They just put me on. Jeremy, I
Speaker 1: don't know what I'm doing. Terrific, But you got to
Speaker 1: put the video up at some point, maybe Friday after
Speaker 1: the morning show, because the look on Jeremy Pivens's face
Speaker 1: when you ask him what am I going to see
Speaker 1: at the show? What's going to be going on? Where
Speaker 1: would I get tickets? I mean, it's the greatest, the
Speaker 1: greatest clip I've heard since the wind I Yank give
Speaker 1: a interview. Ah, so amazing.
Speaker 3: All right, there you go. I've had enough for one
Speaker 3: day now.
Speaker 1: If you tried to leave us a talk back before
Speaker 1: our break or during our break, just know they all
Speaker 1: got erased.
Speaker 3: A lot of them did. Okay, we will have it.
Speaker 1: Hold on, we will have a Let's let's wipe the
Speaker 1: slate clean.
Speaker 3: Unless it was really.
Speaker 1: Important, okay, then you could feel free to leave it again.
Speaker 1: But let's not dwell on too much of the past.
Speaker 1: If it was mediocre, if it was of the moment,
Speaker 1: let's move on. Let's wipe the slate clean.
Speaker 3: This is episode three three.
Speaker 1: If it was hilarious, That's what I'm saying. If it
Speaker 1: was hilarious and important, okay. Otherwise this is episode three
Speaker 1: fifty three. We would hope that we do the comments
Speaker 1: and your talkbacks based on this episode, okay, and we
Speaker 1: will see you on Monday or Tuesday with the next
Speaker 1: slice time. Again, we're apologized, but that's just the way
Speaker 1: the system works. They all get deleted and cleaned out,
Speaker 1: so you may not hear your talkback, okay, just.
Speaker 4: Let me There may be some stragglers left over, and
Speaker 4: also sometimes people are an episode behind. They may ven
Speaker 4: talk back about a previously, but just no, let's it.
Speaker 3: Was not my fault, not my fault. All right, Well,
Speaker 3: we'll talk to you all on Monday on Slice Time.
Speaker 1: And what are they gonna hear on the Slice Time episode?
Speaker 1: What kind of stuff?
Speaker 2: Boys not Brocly, brockly, No, boys not Brocly