WEBVTT - #353: Sit On My FaceTime 0:00:03.160 --> 0:00:07.800 Guess who just got back today, the Brooklyn Moss that 0:00:07.920 --> 0:00:11.840 had been away. They both have so much to see. 0:00:12.200 --> 0:00:12.440 You know. 0:00:12.560 --> 0:00:14.520 Their name is a brilliant skir. 0:00:14.320 --> 0:00:27.560 It to the Boys of Boys. Yeah, it's the Brooklyn 0:00:27.600 --> 0:00:34.280 Boys podcast, episode three fifty three, The Boys are bound 0:00:34.320 --> 0:00:34.680 in town. 0:00:34.800 --> 0:00:37.120 Boom, it's another pound drop episode. 0:00:37.800 --> 0:00:39.480 I don't like the way you talked over the last 0:00:39.560 --> 0:00:43.800 lyric though, Boom. The boys a podcasting and you start talking. 0:00:43.600 --> 0:00:45.879 About it's okay, it's all good. Don't worry about it 0:00:45.880 --> 0:00:48.040 as loon as we're back, you know, isn't isn't There 0:00:48.159 --> 0:00:50.680 isn't there a rule as a DJ to respect the music. 0:00:51.200 --> 0:00:52.920 They say you're supposed to respect the music. 0:00:52.960 --> 0:00:55.160 I mean the classic way of respecting the music is 0:00:55.200 --> 0:00:58.680 to talk right up to the point where they start 0:00:58.760 --> 0:01:00.680 singing and not cross over that. 0:01:00.680 --> 0:01:03.080 Line right and then at the end of the song 0:01:03.400 --> 0:01:05.840 you talk over the tale if there is a fade out, 0:01:06.200 --> 0:01:07.800 you don't talk over the lyrics. 0:01:08.200 --> 0:01:11.440 However, if the last thing in the song is a lyric, 0:01:12.120 --> 0:01:14.440 and then the next song you're about to play starts 0:01:14.440 --> 0:01:16.360 with a lyric, you're kind of fuck. You put a 0:01:16.400 --> 0:01:18.000 music bet in, You put a music bet in. 0:01:18.080 --> 0:01:19.920 You know that no, you don't stop the music. You 0:01:20.000 --> 0:01:21.120 just you just say. 0:01:21.520 --> 0:01:23.920 Please, please don't stop the music ze one hundred and 0:01:23.959 --> 0:01:26.520 then move on. Please don't stop, please don't stop. But 0:01:26.560 --> 0:01:29.120 don't talk over my lyrics, is what I'm saying. Okay, hey, uh, 0:01:29.640 --> 0:01:31.839 we we were not here for a couple of weeks. 0:01:31.920 --> 0:01:34.440 So I was like, we both, well, both need to 0:01:34.480 --> 0:01:36.480 apologize because the first week was my fault. I had 0:01:36.480 --> 0:01:38.960 a scheduling problem, and then Scary was going away and 0:01:38.959 --> 0:01:40.640 we didn't have time to do it. Then Scary was 0:01:40.680 --> 0:01:43.120 on vacation, so he's going to update us on his 0:01:43.200 --> 0:01:45.440 vacation at some point, talking about where he went, and 0:01:45.520 --> 0:01:48.400 cap where you went in California, and then how you 0:01:48.840 --> 0:01:50.680 because that's hilarious. 0:01:51.320 --> 0:01:53.960 Demanding that I tell the story of California. 0:01:54.640 --> 0:01:56.800 Well, you told me there were awkward moments, and that's 0:01:56.920 --> 0:01:58.200 enough for me to want to hear the story. 0:01:58.520 --> 0:02:00.200 And then you want to hear about how you came 0:02:00.200 --> 0:02:04.440 home to apologize why we weren't on for the second week, 0:02:04.480 --> 0:02:06.840 because this is like almost like we're treating it's like 0:02:06.840 --> 0:02:07.720 a Christmas break. 0:02:07.800 --> 0:02:10.880 Yeah, Scary, I said, I already said why we weren't 0:02:10.919 --> 0:02:12.680 on the first week, That was my fault the second 0:02:12.720 --> 0:02:14.440 week we were on vacation, that's your fault. 0:02:14.480 --> 0:02:17.760 Were already okay, good, perfect, So we're even. But uh, yeah, 0:02:17.760 --> 0:02:20.520 you know I wanted a podcast that week. That's all right, 0:02:22.360 --> 0:02:24.560 I've brotady wanted a podcast while I was away, So 0:02:24.760 --> 0:02:28.079 I yes, I did. Oh no, listen, Uh, I got 0:02:28.120 --> 0:02:30.320 to do some housekeeping here right up at the right 0:02:30.320 --> 0:02:32.360 at the top there. It's been a couple of weeks. 0:02:32.440 --> 0:02:35.160 So you guys know the story I told about the 0:02:35.200 --> 0:02:38.800 parking ticket in New Brunswick where they they wanted me 0:02:38.840 --> 0:02:40.480 to pay fifty two dollars. 0:02:40.720 --> 0:02:44.320 I remember, it wasn't cheap. 0:02:44.360 --> 0:02:46.160 I didn't want to spend fifty two dollars on a 0:02:46.200 --> 0:02:47.520 couple of minutes that I was over. 0:02:48.160 --> 0:02:50.960 Anyway, let me let me let me update everyone. 0:02:51.639 --> 0:02:55.320 So I put out a facetious call for help, and 0:02:55.360 --> 0:02:58.040 I said, this conversation has got to be worth ten cents. 0:02:58.560 --> 0:03:01.280 Have you think it's worth ten cents? Send me ten cents. 0:03:01.520 --> 0:03:05.720 So another many, many, many, many, many. 0:03:05.560 --> 0:03:10.400 Thousands of people that listen to this podcast, how many 0:03:10.480 --> 0:03:11.600 nixed people stepped up? 0:03:11.880 --> 0:03:12.120 Wow? 0:03:12.120 --> 0:03:15.520 You made sixty cents off the slices. No, So I'm 0:03:15.520 --> 0:03:17.200 gonna tell you what happened. It's okay. 0:03:17.440 --> 0:03:19.720 So my boy Nemo Hawk, who buys all my stuff 0:03:19.720 --> 0:03:23.720 on Facebook Marketplace, he kicked in you ready, yeah, twenty 0:03:23.720 --> 0:03:25.800 five cents, five cents. 0:03:26.400 --> 0:03:30.160 James Thomas kicked in ten cents. Thank you, James, I 0:03:30.200 --> 0:03:34.800 appreciate that. Michael Winslow. I'm gonna get to Michael Winslow 0:03:34.800 --> 0:03:37.640 in a second. I went out of turn. Sorry. Christine McCaffrey, 0:03:38.880 --> 0:03:43.400 she kicked in twenty five cents, and she said, just 0:03:43.400 --> 0:03:46.800 this once. Next time, pay for the extra hour. We good, right, 0:03:47.440 --> 0:03:52.920 So all right you Christine caffrey. Mike Gregory stepped up hard. 0:03:53.160 --> 0:03:56.600 He said, great story. Gave me a dollar a dollar. 0:03:57.880 --> 0:04:04.800 Wait wait, Renee Bueller Bueller, Bueller, Bueller Bueller, She said, 0:04:04.840 --> 0:04:08.400 for parking, pizza and money, and for for the pizza 0:04:08.440 --> 0:04:12.040 restaurant advice. So I've been giving Renee Bueller. 0:04:12.560 --> 0:04:16.800 Bueler, Bueler, I've been giving her pizza advice when she 0:04:16.839 --> 0:04:19.240 comes to New York where to go. So in addition 0:04:19.279 --> 0:04:22.920 to my story and my pizza advice, Renee Buller stepped 0:04:23.000 --> 0:04:25.279 up with five dollars towards my parking. 0:04:25.320 --> 0:04:29.640 Two. Dude, that's good for a foot long. It's subway However, 0:04:29.800 --> 0:04:32.359 Michael Winslow no relation to the voice guy from the 0:04:32.360 --> 0:04:33.440 Police Academy movies. 0:04:33.720 --> 0:04:34.640 That's what I was taking. 0:04:34.760 --> 0:04:38.680 He stepped up for the parking lot story with ten 0:04:38.760 --> 0:04:45.160 dollars no way, yes, now a slicek ten bucks? Yes, 0:04:45.240 --> 0:04:47.800 And now nobody gave me one thousand dollars like they 0:04:47.839 --> 0:04:51.040 gave Carla Marie. So I want I'll give you the 0:04:51.080 --> 0:04:53.120 grand total in a second. But I also want to 0:04:53.160 --> 0:04:58.280 mention honorable mention to Adam Kaufman because on Venmo he 0:04:58.320 --> 0:05:01.680 wrote I'm going out tonight and drinks are expensive and 0:05:01.720 --> 0:05:02.400 requested a. 0:05:02.440 --> 0:05:03.479 Dollar from me. 0:05:06.320 --> 0:05:09.799 Now, Brody, since you're in the green and then yeah, 0:05:09.839 --> 0:05:13.600 did you give him some money slices or no? The 0:05:13.600 --> 0:05:15.480 answer to that no, I did not. You know what 0:05:15.520 --> 0:05:17.200 I just see That's what I would have done. I 0:05:17.200 --> 0:05:19.560 would have been like, you know what, it's no, I'm 0:05:19.600 --> 0:05:21.320 playing with house money right here. I could just give 0:05:21.320 --> 0:05:25.120 this guy a drink make his day, okay. So here's 0:05:25.160 --> 0:05:25.440 the thing. 0:05:25.800 --> 0:05:26.280 Number one. 0:05:26.320 --> 0:05:28.160 I saw it two days later, so I didn't have 0:05:28.200 --> 0:05:29.400 a chance to get him to drink when he was 0:05:29.400 --> 0:05:32.479 going out number two for a meal for the dollar 0:05:32.560 --> 0:05:35.960 I didn't give him. Adam Kaufman or Kaufman if you 0:05:36.000 --> 0:05:39.720 prefer is getting major airtime on the Brooklyn Boys podcast. 0:05:39.520 --> 0:05:40.440 So that's what I say. 0:05:40.600 --> 0:05:43.600 That the grand the grant, but. 0:05:43.560 --> 0:05:44.960 I give him, you know, I give him props. I 0:05:44.960 --> 0:05:46.159 givem props because that was funny. 0:05:46.200 --> 0:05:49.159 You are, you are some piece of David Brody. Go ahead? 0:05:49.320 --> 0:05:50.200 How much did you make? 0:05:50.279 --> 0:05:54.719 Thanksga? I made hold on, hold on I So I 0:05:54.839 --> 0:05:59.360 called back the parking bureau and I pleaded my case again, 0:06:00.120 --> 0:06:03.200 and I got a young guy who felt bad for me, 0:06:03.600 --> 0:06:05.960 and he cut my ticket in half to twenty six dollars. 0:06:06.560 --> 0:06:11.479 So I now have from the slices sixteen dollars and 0:06:11.560 --> 0:06:14.960 sixty cents, which means my parking ticket now costs me 0:06:15.440 --> 0:06:18.800 cost me nine dollars and forty cents. Well worth it 0:06:18.839 --> 0:06:21.400 for the overage, booed, for the story and for the content. 0:06:21.440 --> 0:06:24.840 Boo yah, thank you for the six I cannot believe 0:06:24.880 --> 0:06:28.400 you're having the slices put the bill for your parking. 0:06:28.440 --> 0:06:30.839 Oh no, disaster, No, I did not. I did not 0:06:30.880 --> 0:06:32.120 ask them for money for parking. 0:06:32.440 --> 0:06:35.200 I asked him if my story was worth ten cents, 0:06:35.440 --> 0:06:36.880 and a few people thought it was. 0:06:37.080 --> 0:06:39.559 I can't believe it. You're no better than these people. 0:06:39.600 --> 0:06:44.159 That post a QR code and say birthday fond. You're 0:06:44.200 --> 0:06:46.599 no better than me, like, give you Okay, you gave 0:06:46.640 --> 0:06:49.279 call him Marie hundred dollars. You didn't give me shit. 0:06:49.400 --> 0:06:51.920 You didn't say Brodie. I feel bad you're not working. 0:06:52.120 --> 0:06:54.160 I'm gonna give you money for parking. You gave call 0:06:54.240 --> 0:06:57.560 the me a hundred bucks. Yeah, because she's she's cute, 0:06:57.560 --> 0:06:59.880 and she's a bride, and she's she's you know, these 0:06:59.880 --> 0:07:01.359 are a bunch of girls that are trying to have 0:07:01.440 --> 0:07:05.080 a batch, your atte party, your story nothing, There was 0:07:05.120 --> 0:07:08.920 nothing sexy about you or your story. Hold on, it 0:07:09.000 --> 0:07:12.560 was I am cute, clunky, I am cute, and I'm 0:07:12.560 --> 0:07:13.720 not a bride, but I'm a brody. 0:07:13.760 --> 0:07:15.560 And there's a lot of letters that are similar. Right, 0:07:15.680 --> 0:07:18.400 so I feel like you could have thrown me five bucks. 0:07:18.720 --> 0:07:21.840 I had two slices that were more generous than that bueller. 0:07:23.040 --> 0:07:25.000 You know what they say about those slices, there's a 0:07:25.040 --> 0:07:29.240 sucker born every minute. I'm sorry, slices. I was a generous, 0:07:29.720 --> 0:07:31.360 good loyal people. Thank you. 0:07:32.600 --> 0:07:34.320 Wow, Okay, well all right? 0:07:34.400 --> 0:07:37.840 Oh oh and your boy Asian Mike DMed me yep, 0:07:38.000 --> 0:07:40.880 and he said he said brody I've got steak flavored 0:07:40.880 --> 0:07:43.120 potato chips I want to send you that I didn't 0:07:43.160 --> 0:07:45.360 send in the first box. Where can I send them? 0:07:45.880 --> 0:07:49.440 So I said, I'm gonna let you trust my boy 0:07:49.560 --> 0:07:51.400 scary this time, Okay. 0:07:51.320 --> 0:07:52.760 And I so listen. 0:07:53.000 --> 0:07:54.920 I know Elvis was born in Dallas, where they have 0:07:54.960 --> 0:07:57.600 a lot of steer and cows and whatnot. He doesn't 0:07:57.640 --> 0:07:59.600 get to have my steak flavored chips because he was 0:07:59.600 --> 0:08:00.200 from Dallas. 0:08:00.240 --> 0:08:02.440 They're coming right, They're coming right home to you. 0:08:02.480 --> 0:08:06.040 Okay, But I'm gonna say that slices for all the 0:08:06.040 --> 0:08:09.680 belly acheing that Brody did about Wow Wow, he didn't 0:08:09.720 --> 0:08:12.440 get the first supply of Asian you haven't been home. 0:08:12.680 --> 0:08:15.160 You haven't been home this It's been a month and 0:08:15.200 --> 0:08:19.160 this bag is still sitting here with all the. 0:08:18.280 --> 0:08:20.400 Chips and the pockey and all that. 0:08:21.680 --> 0:08:24.400 You know what, I'm gonna need that because Halloween's coming up, 0:08:24.720 --> 0:08:26.440 and maybe I can give someone that out for Halloween. 0:08:26.400 --> 0:08:30.760 I'm sitting here, folks, Brody's half of the loot is 0:08:30.800 --> 0:08:33.000 still here, and he is not paying them for me. 0:08:33.200 --> 0:08:36.320 So sometimes I feel like Brody likes to complain just 0:08:36.320 --> 0:08:39.440 to hear his own voice. You missed my great idea. 0:08:39.920 --> 0:08:41.640 What trick or tree? Yes? 0:08:41.760 --> 0:08:44.360 Kids, Oh what are you addressed as? Oh you're the 0:08:44.400 --> 0:08:47.079 couple from the Coldplay concert. How cute is that? Here's 0:08:47.120 --> 0:08:49.320 some pockey Happy Halloween. 0:08:50.440 --> 0:08:51.959 Okay, so you're gonna use that. 0:08:52.720 --> 0:08:56.960 Wait a second, that shit isn't even in English. 0:08:57.080 --> 0:09:01.520 You're gonna give them a chip bag that's written in Japanese. Yeah, 0:09:01.559 --> 0:09:03.360 I might are the kids in the area from other 0:09:03.440 --> 0:09:05.280 other cultures, and they may speak on the languages. 0:09:05.600 --> 0:09:07.080 They may think that you're creepy. 0:09:07.120 --> 0:09:09.640 Then you remember, plus, Brody, You've got You've got a 0:09:09.679 --> 0:09:11.400 lot on the line here, You've got a lot to prove. 0:09:11.480 --> 0:09:14.080 You're the new house in town. You're the new guy. 0:09:14.480 --> 0:09:18.840 So they're wondering, those those adults, those parents are definitely 0:09:18.880 --> 0:09:22.120 wondering what's going to come out at Brodie's house. Hold on, 0:09:22.120 --> 0:09:24.679 hold on. This is the second Halloween, So. 0:09:25.440 --> 0:09:29.160 The second Halloween in that location. Yeah, have you already 0:09:29.679 --> 0:09:30.439 proven yourself? 0:09:30.480 --> 0:09:30.600 No? 0:09:31.400 --> 0:09:34.920 We sold our house in February of twenty four. Okay, 0:09:35.160 --> 0:09:37.719 all right, Well, so so it's been a while now, 0:09:37.760 --> 0:09:38.400 been all right there? 0:09:38.440 --> 0:09:44.320 Stained thank you? Wow? Where do I begin? 0:09:44.880 --> 0:09:48.480 First of all, Brody and then we'll take take the 0:09:48.480 --> 0:09:50.960 break up part one of my vacation was going to 0:09:51.800 --> 0:09:53.920 uh Scottsdale, Arizona. 0:09:54.160 --> 0:09:58.320 And they who went from Scottsdale, Arizona all the way 0:09:58.360 --> 0:09:59.239 to Tacombe. 0:09:59.280 --> 0:10:03.959 No ever made its Tacoma but Philadelphia, Atlanta, LA. 0:10:04.040 --> 0:10:04.719 You know what they have. 0:10:04.800 --> 0:10:09.160 Out there, aside from a dry heat because I want 0:10:09.160 --> 0:10:10.679 to punch someone in the face when but it's a 0:10:10.760 --> 0:10:11.240 dry heat. 0:10:11.320 --> 0:10:13.559 It's one hundred and eight degrees. No it's not. It's 0:10:13.559 --> 0:10:14.040 still hot. 0:10:14.920 --> 0:10:16.600 They have a lot of old people that go there 0:10:16.600 --> 0:10:21.760 for the dry Yes, they have driverless ubers. They have Waimo, 0:10:22.200 --> 0:10:25.360 the Waimo car. They have the car that drives. 0:10:26.480 --> 0:10:28.440 Okay, this ties into a story I'm gonna have for 0:10:28.480 --> 0:10:30.280 you about similar things. 0:10:30.280 --> 0:10:32.520 So that's great. So they have Waimo. I'm not getting 0:10:32.520 --> 0:10:35.280 in Waymo. Okay, you got in Weymo. No, but it 0:10:35.320 --> 0:10:37.199 was so I call it. I call it. I call 0:10:37.240 --> 0:10:39.120 it no way Mo, because there's no way I'm getting 0:10:39.120 --> 0:10:42.640 in there. I gotta tell you, Brody, it was weird 0:10:42.840 --> 0:10:45.320 to see it because the car, you know, the steering 0:10:45.320 --> 0:10:48.880 wheel is steering itself, it's making turns. It's when when 0:10:48.880 --> 0:10:50.480 the car comes to pick you up. We saw this 0:10:50.559 --> 0:10:53.319 at the airport We saw a car just pull up 0:10:54.000 --> 0:10:56.600 and then it stopped. Then the trunk opened, and then 0:10:56.760 --> 0:10:59.440 and then the passenger door opened like on its own. 0:11:00.000 --> 0:11:02.240 And then the person gets in close the car door 0:11:02.920 --> 0:11:05.480 and put their luggage in, and then that's it. And 0:11:05.520 --> 0:11:08.120 then the car just just bum busts out of there. 0:11:08.280 --> 0:11:11.120 And you would think that these cars are, you know, 0:11:11.240 --> 0:11:13.880 just doing like forty fifty miles an hour being careful. No, 0:11:14.280 --> 0:11:16.680 these these things were like going sixty sixty five miles 0:11:16.679 --> 0:11:19.800 an hour. I was I was shocked. And people were 0:11:19.840 --> 0:11:23.240 sitting in the back seat like nothing, and there's nobody 0:11:23.280 --> 0:11:25.160 with you in the front seat. 0:11:25.240 --> 0:11:25.320 No. 0:11:25.400 --> 0:11:28.080 We witnessed this over and over again when we were 0:11:28.160 --> 0:11:31.079 on the road. We were in our driver, our our 0:11:31.280 --> 0:11:34.520 fully manned ubers, and we're looking at to the right 0:11:34.600 --> 0:11:36.640 like yep, there's another waymo at the red light next 0:11:36.640 --> 0:11:39.560 to us, Nobody, nobody in either seat in the front. 0:11:39.880 --> 0:11:40.240 Weird. 0:11:40.520 --> 0:11:44.840 And I'm thinking, hmmm, maybe uh Brody would love this 0:11:44.920 --> 0:11:47.080 because you don't have to fucking tip. 0:11:47.640 --> 0:11:48.720 You're not tipping the computer. 0:11:48.800 --> 0:11:52.360 Hey, I tip my drivers very generously, thank you very much. 0:11:52.360 --> 0:11:56.040 But you wouldn't tip a way mo. No, I'm not 0:11:56.080 --> 0:11:58.000 gonna tip a robot exactly. There's the thing. 0:11:58.040 --> 0:12:00.000 Did they have an emergency break in the back seat, 0:12:00.080 --> 0:12:04.200 like anyway to stop the No, no, this thing's a handle. 0:12:05.200 --> 0:12:07.440 No you know, no, no, as long as the brake 0:12:07.440 --> 0:12:09.640 pedals in the front, I'm not getting in. We kept 0:12:09.760 --> 0:12:12.360 pressing all the Uber drivers. It's it's like a it's 0:12:12.360 --> 0:12:13.960 like a roller coaster tracks. 0:12:14.040 --> 0:12:17.720 Yeah, it's coming though, it's in They're in other cities 0:12:17.760 --> 0:12:18.200 in America. 0:12:18.240 --> 0:12:19.520 They're in Jacksonville, Florida. 0:12:20.360 --> 0:12:23.840 It's also it's it's putting people out of work. It is, 0:12:24.040 --> 0:12:25.839 and I'm not and I'm not just talking about one 0:12:25.920 --> 0:12:29.240 or two cars. I'm talking about more than half the fleet. 0:12:29.520 --> 0:12:31.280 Every time I looked over, there was another one on 0:12:31.320 --> 0:12:32.720 the road, there was another one next to us. 0:12:32.760 --> 0:12:36.440 It was it was insane and it couldn't help. 0:12:36.480 --> 0:12:39.440 But wonder, you know, and asking the Uber drivers, the 0:12:39.480 --> 0:12:41.439 ones that we were with, you know, how they felt 0:12:41.440 --> 0:12:44.240 about it, Well, they said too, they made two points. 0:12:44.320 --> 0:12:47.760 Do you believe the first thing they said was, yeah, 0:12:47.800 --> 0:12:52.280 those Waimos they're more expensive than Ubers. People are paying 0:12:52.320 --> 0:12:55.560 a premium to sit in the backs of those cars. 0:12:55.640 --> 0:12:58.000 I mean, granted, nobody's talking to you, so that's got 0:12:58.000 --> 0:12:58.640 to be worth something. 0:12:58.920 --> 0:12:59.960 But but I'm asking you a question. 0:13:00.440 --> 0:13:03.520 If one Waimo is coming like straight and another weymo 0:13:03.679 --> 0:13:06.720 is coming from the right side, yeah, to get and 0:13:06.760 --> 0:13:08.600 they both get to the intersection at the same time, 0:13:09.080 --> 0:13:10.360 which one has the right of weimo? 0:13:11.640 --> 0:13:15.880 How do I don't know? I don't know, mo and 0:13:16.000 --> 0:13:18.880 one for one point on that they said, uh, I said, so, 0:13:18.880 --> 0:13:23.040 so tell us something disastrous that's happened. Something in the 0:13:23.080 --> 0:13:25.679 five months has had to have happened. Who's going to 0:13:25.720 --> 0:13:27.640 tell you? Who's telling you that? The Uber drivers they 0:13:27.640 --> 0:13:28.320 said that they. 0:13:28.200 --> 0:13:29.839 Were of course they're going to tell you something awful 0:13:29.840 --> 0:13:31.040 because they want you to take an Uber. 0:13:31.200 --> 0:13:34.960 Well, they said that. Three different drivers said the same thing. 0:13:35.920 --> 0:13:39.760 About two weeks prior to us being there in in Scottsdale, 0:13:39.920 --> 0:13:44.480 there was a terrible storm, torrential downpours. They got three 0:13:44.679 --> 0:13:48.400 inches of rain. It was a wet heat all the 0:13:48.440 --> 0:13:50.960 waymos froze. 0:13:51.400 --> 0:13:52.960 They didn't know what to do. 0:13:53.200 --> 0:13:56.079 They they stopped in their tracks, no matter where you were, 0:13:56.720 --> 0:13:58.240 no no there. 0:13:58.480 --> 0:14:00.199 The entire WAYM. 0:14:00.240 --> 0:14:07.200 Network was down, and and those cars mid ride you 0:14:07.240 --> 0:14:10.560 can't get out of them, so they're locked. 0:14:11.160 --> 0:14:11.840 They're locked. 0:14:12.200 --> 0:14:14.960 So so people that were stuck they were pissed because 0:14:14.960 --> 0:14:16.520 they were stuck. They were on their way to the 0:14:16.559 --> 0:14:20.040 airport or wherever they were going, and they're just trapped 0:14:20.040 --> 0:14:22.840 in this car in the middle of the road, just 0:14:22.880 --> 0:14:27.040 sitting there because the way mos froze. So guess what 0:14:27.200 --> 0:14:30.080 this technology, it's got a long way to go, a 0:14:30.080 --> 0:14:32.040 long way to go. They didn't know what to do. 0:14:32.200 --> 0:14:35.880 They had to manually make it. People out of Mexico yep, 0:14:38.040 --> 0:14:42.160 like Mexic Weimo Maximo the song to make it the. 0:14:43.720 --> 0:14:48.480 Mexico anyway. I'm not getting in one, but now you've 0:14:48.480 --> 0:14:50.000 talked me out of it completely. I don't want to 0:14:50.000 --> 0:14:53.320 get trapped in a basically a taxi because it's raining. 0:14:53.520 --> 0:14:53.760 Yeah. 0:14:54.600 --> 0:14:56.960 Yeah, the whole system shut down. They didn't all the 0:14:57.000 --> 0:14:59.920 way moos across the network. They just froze wherever they 0:15:00.040 --> 0:15:03.560 were on the road. So isn't somebody monitoring them? If 0:15:03.560 --> 0:15:06.320 they freeze, the doors should open. I don't know what 0:15:06.360 --> 0:15:08.880 happened after that. I don't know, but I'm just I 0:15:08.920 --> 0:15:11.200 have a follow up. I need the slices to tell 0:15:11.240 --> 0:15:12.640 me if I did the right thing or not. Do 0:15:12.680 --> 0:15:13.760 we have to take a break and we'll come back 0:15:13.800 --> 0:15:22.280 and talk about my automated other side of this breakst Okay, 0:15:22.360 --> 0:15:28.000 So I was driving in Jersey City this week, which 0:15:28.040 --> 0:15:31.440 is not that far from where you live. You're going 0:15:31.560 --> 0:15:34.000 with this, Okay, go ahead, Okay. 0:15:34.360 --> 0:15:38.800 So when I slices, when I say all over Jersey City, 0:15:39.480 --> 0:15:40.840 I'm talking like roaches. 0:15:41.360 --> 0:15:43.640 There are these, you know, are those Igloo coolers. 0:15:43.880 --> 0:15:47.840 There may be four feet wide, and you put beer 0:15:47.840 --> 0:15:51.160 in them whatever, like sodas at a party. So imagine 0:15:51.200 --> 0:15:54.280 they were all white. They had wheels and a face 0:15:54.320 --> 0:15:56.280 on the front of them, like a digital like with 0:15:56.360 --> 0:15:59.520 digital eyes and digital face and and and and they 0:15:59.560 --> 0:16:02.080 we had like an antenna and it was like a 0:16:02.120 --> 0:16:05.760 cooler going down the street. Well, they're remote control like 0:16:05.800 --> 0:16:09.000 the Waymos, and they're all over the place and deliver. 0:16:09.320 --> 0:16:12.600 Let me let me further correct you. They are Waymos. 0:16:12.600 --> 0:16:16.040 They're made by the same company those are Waymo as well. Okay, okay, 0:16:16.400 --> 0:16:19.280 So you can order food, you can get your drug prescription, 0:16:19.720 --> 0:16:22.720 you can get like stuff delivered like from the store, 0:16:23.000 --> 0:16:26.080 whatever you want. So I guess Jersey City is like 0:16:26.120 --> 0:16:28.960 a pioneer with these things. They're everywhere. Yeah, it's not 0:16:29.040 --> 0:16:31.520 like oh I saw three, I saw like eighteen of them. 0:16:31.600 --> 0:16:34.080 Elvis talked about this on the Big Show today with 0:16:34.240 --> 0:16:36.400 the Gandhi and I and a bunch of us uh 0:16:36.440 --> 0:16:39.040 asking us to comment on it. Yeah it was okay 0:16:39.120 --> 0:16:41.960 and and yeah go ahead, okay. So here's what happened. 0:16:42.240 --> 0:16:46.040 I'm driving straight on the on the main the bigger street. 0:16:46.280 --> 0:16:46.880 Yep, okay. 0:16:47.480 --> 0:16:50.400 On the side street to my left is a way 0:16:50.440 --> 0:16:54.000 mo at the crosswalk. Now, in New Jersey, it is 0:16:54.040 --> 0:16:57.040 a law that if somebody is waiting at the crosswalk, 0:16:57.320 --> 0:17:00.200 by law, you have to stop short, right, you have 0:17:00.280 --> 0:17:02.760 to stop whatever you're doing, stop your car and let 0:17:02.840 --> 0:17:03.680 them cross the street. 0:17:03.720 --> 0:17:05.000 Stop what you're doing, because. 0:17:06.560 --> 0:17:09.240 Yeah, even even if it's an old person with a 0:17:09.280 --> 0:17:11.760 walker that's gonna take eight minutes to cross the street, 0:17:12.040 --> 0:17:13.000 you gotta stop. 0:17:13.440 --> 0:17:17.080 Drop, shut them down, open up shop. 0:17:18.119 --> 0:17:20.920 Oh you gotta stop stopping the name of love, what 0:17:20.960 --> 0:17:21.159 does it? 0:17:21.200 --> 0:17:21.480 Stop? 0:17:21.600 --> 0:17:23.000 Communicate and listen, stop and. 0:17:23.040 --> 0:17:24.840 Drop and roll. That was for a fire. 0:17:25.720 --> 0:17:28.240 I was doing, uh, Ice ice ice Ice, I was 0:17:28.240 --> 0:17:31.560 doing DMX. But anyway, okay, anyway. 0:17:31.200 --> 0:17:34.520 So you have to if you see somebody at a crosswalk, 0:17:35.080 --> 0:17:35.760 you have to stop. 0:17:35.800 --> 0:17:35.960 Now. 0:17:36.000 --> 0:17:37.959 Sometimes they're just standing there like an idiot looking at 0:17:37.960 --> 0:17:39.840 their watch. They're not crossings. You stop and they're like, no, 0:17:39.920 --> 0:17:41.639 I'm not doing anything and you have to go. Okay, 0:17:42.560 --> 0:17:46.720 So the car in front of me stops because the 0:17:46.800 --> 0:17:48.240 waimo wants to cross the street. 0:17:48.240 --> 0:17:50.960 The little the little u it glew cooler, so I 0:17:51.040 --> 0:17:55.639 blow the horn. He shouldn't have stops to stop and 0:17:55.680 --> 0:17:57.439 give the car the right of way. The Wimo's not 0:17:57.480 --> 0:17:59.760 going anywhere. It's not hard thing. 0:18:00.600 --> 0:18:04.800 So he stops right and then the waymo goes halfway 0:18:05.240 --> 0:18:07.880 because he's coming left to right and we're on the right, 0:18:07.920 --> 0:18:09.760 you know, the further away from him on the right 0:18:09.800 --> 0:18:12.480 and the right lane. And then a car is coming 0:18:12.480 --> 0:18:14.520 from the other direction because it's it's a two way street. 0:18:14.920 --> 0:18:16.720 So now the weimo has to back up because it's 0:18:16.760 --> 0:18:18.960 a car coming at him. So he backs up again. 0:18:19.640 --> 0:18:21.119 So then the car in front of me goes, the 0:18:21.160 --> 0:18:23.760 other car the way goes. Now I'm at the stop signed, 0:18:23.800 --> 0:18:26.240 I'm at the I'm at the crosswalk, and the waim 0:18:26.720 --> 0:18:28.800 the face on the waimo is giving me a look 0:18:29.119 --> 0:18:30.320 like are you gonna let me go? 0:18:31.000 --> 0:18:33.679 And I say to the waimo, fuck you, you're a waimo. 0:18:33.960 --> 0:18:36.040 Whatever I go. 0:18:37.720 --> 0:18:40.800 So my question is I understand that I kept someone 0:18:40.800 --> 0:18:43.439 from getting their lunch. But legally I don't have to stop, 0:18:43.440 --> 0:18:45.520 but morally should I have stopped. 0:18:45.200 --> 0:18:47.480 And let the little little cooler go by? Yeah, because 0:18:47.480 --> 0:18:49.560 it's new technology, they're new on the the new kids 0:18:49.600 --> 0:18:50.040 on the block. 0:18:51.240 --> 0:18:54.320 So yeah, but my car wanted to go. I don't know. 0:18:54.520 --> 0:18:55.200 Car doesn't have. 0:18:55.160 --> 0:18:56.600