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Speaker 1: Wait, wait, before this starts, do not forget merch for

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Speaker 1: a Cause is back. Go to Brook and Jeffrey dot

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Speaker 1: com to buy hats and hoodies and shirts and all

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Speaker 2: Stuff and all proceeds go to charity. Okay, now it's

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Speaker 3: We have a tradition on this show that dates back

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Speaker 3: over a decade. Yeah, but I don't really know how

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Speaker 3: important it is to the people in this room other

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Speaker 4: I love traditions.

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Speaker 3: Well you haven't brought it up yet because we're coming

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Speaker 3: up on the final stretch of days before Christmas and

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Speaker 3: I cannot let this die. That's why, ladies and gentlemen,

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Speaker 3: for the twelfth straight.

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Speaker 5: Years, I bring you live and Studio Gargle Care.

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Speaker 3: We've always done this with the listeners over the phone. Yes,

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Speaker 3: and Brooke, you've been doing this since the early sixties

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Speaker 3: when you were part of Brook Bhiskey and Gravy in

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Speaker 3: the Morning or was that book Plunger and port a

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Speaker 3: Potty in the Morning. I can't remember which one that.

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Speaker 4: Was a second iteration of the show came a long way.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, Bluder got into some trouble, but you know,

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Speaker 3: what since you've been doing this the most, why don't

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Speaker 3: you explain how it works for everybody?

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Speaker 4: It's so easy. You just put liquid in your mouth

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Speaker 4: and then you gargle a carol. You know, it could

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Speaker 4: be it could be jogle bells, it could be I mean,

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Speaker 4: we've heard Silent Night, which is a real touching show song.

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Speaker 6: There's a whole strategy around it. Okay, all right, all right,

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Speaker 6: we got water.

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Speaker 3: From that Apecially has come into the studio. She's brought

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Speaker 3: us all cups of it's water.

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Speaker 4: Right, yeah, well no, it's waters. Yeah, okay, yeah, but

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Speaker 4: it's easy stuff.

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Speaker 3: We're going to go around the room and Digital Jake

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Speaker 3: is going to rate each of us one to ten

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Speaker 3: as we gargle our own original carols. And we're going

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Speaker 3: to start with the songbird of the show, Alexis. Alexis,

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Speaker 3: what is your Christmas song of choice? The only rule

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Speaker 3: that we have in this is no jingle bells. Please

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Speaker 3: be original. Yeah, nobody wants to hear jingle bells.

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Speaker 4: Oh the one that's like rocking around the Christmas tree?

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Speaker 3: Exactly what's going on? All right? So here we go.

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Speaker 3: Alexis is gonna take a mouthful of water and sing

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Speaker 3: her gargled rendition of Rocking around the Christmas Tree. Go ahead.

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Speaker 6: Oh my gosh, I was gonna die water.

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Speaker 4: It was like coming out of my mouth everywhere.

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Speaker 3: I didn't even recognize the tune. But it's up to

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Speaker 3: digital Jake to give us a score on Jake one

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Speaker 8: I'm giving her a four point two.

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Speaker 4: Five right, g four point one?

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Speaker 3: All right, as four point one after trying to argue

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Speaker 3: What's going to be your holiday song choice? For Gargles?

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Speaker 4: So excited about this, I'm going to do we Wish

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Speaker 3: Okay, Brook is going to give us you wish you

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Speaker 3: a Merry Christmas, the gargled version, Go ahead, pract.

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Speaker 6: A lot less practice.

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Speaker 3: Brook's the throat clean on that one. Jake, we need

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Speaker 4: To replay that tape.

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Speaker 3: Brook jumps into the lead with a Gargle Carol score

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Speaker 3: of six point eight questionable. That means we're onto Jose. Jose,

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Speaker 3: what Holiday gargle Carol song are you going with?

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Speaker 2: I'm really digging right now. It's beginning to look a

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Speaker 3: Jose is taking a mouthful of water and he's gonna gargle.

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Speaker 3: It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas. Here we go.

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Speaker 6: How at the end, you're not going down the wrong pibe.

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Speaker 6: It's the high note. I had to open up my throat.

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Speaker 3: The singing was pretty good. Your posture for gargling you

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Speaker 6: I don't know, it's like a power stand.

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Speaker 10: Again.

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Speaker 4: The video will be up.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we're filming all this, by the way, to watch

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Speaker 3: that Brooke and Jeffrey on our social Yeah, you went

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Speaker 8: I enjoyed the form and I enjoyed the choking even more.

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Speaker 3: For a seven points.

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Speaker 3: Jose jumps into the lead with a seven point eight.

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Speaker 3: And now it's my turn. I'm gonna go with the

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Speaker 3: problematic Christmas classic Baby it's cold outside.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but slow songs and gargling, Yeah, go together, mm hmm.

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Speaker 12: Harmonizing.

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Speaker 6: Seven. That makes me the winner of this year.

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Speaker 3: Gargle Carrol.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and you said just as much as you do.

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Speaker 3: When it is wet over on my side of the studio.

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Speaker 4: But oh my god, it was so good. Play that

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Speaker 3: Don't show super fun. You can check out the video

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Speaker 3: of this up on the Brook and Jeffrey Socials at

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Speaker 3: Brooke and Jeffery. You want to see us gargling. I

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Speaker 3: a lot of fun. In next year, we're gonna step

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Speaker 4: Oh we are book.

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Speaker 3: We're gonna do baby Bird gargle Carrols, baby bolts the

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Speaker 3: water directly into each of our mouths. It's a show

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Speaker 3: bonding experience. Those are your goggle Carrols. On Christmas, we

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Speaker 10: Coming up Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: Last year during the holiday break, I think I gained

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Speaker 4: Wow, I'd say that's every year for me.

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Speaker 12: But that's.

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Speaker 3: It was all gains below the belt. Oh, I hold

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Speaker 3: my way a little bit differently, but hease. Did you

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Speaker 3: know there's a new secret weapon for preventing holiday weight

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Speaker 3: game this year? And it's not exercise. It's not photoshop

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Speaker 3: or Gwyneth Paltrow's jellyfish milk animas. It's actually prunes.

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Speaker 4: I think that's the same as Gwyneth Paltrow's jellyfish it.

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Speaker 3: Maybe even worse. But a new study found that eating

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Speaker 4: Is it because they could no longer eat solid food

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Speaker 3: Maybe over twelve weeks, people who ate prunes lost about

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Speaker 3: one more pound than the people that didn't, which I

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Speaker 3: just as Brook, there's a big difference between birthing a

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Speaker 4: A good point, a very good point. Does not feel

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Speaker 3: Doesn't, and the prune eater said it actually felt easier

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Speaker 3: to keep the weight off to really, So forget the

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Speaker 3: gym memberships. Just make yourself some prune soup after the holidays.

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Speaker 3: Need some prune burgers, some prune fries.

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Speaker 4: Nasty, nasty, dude, and your breath has to be nasty

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Speaker 4: too anyway. Now, why old people smell like that?

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Speaker 3: There's a lot of things that go into that brook,

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Speaker 3: but we don't have time to discuss that because we

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Speaker 3: got Laser Stories. That's coming up next. It's the radio

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Speaker 3: segment that's starting an exclusive dating app just for royalty. Really,

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Speaker 3: it's called Plenty of Crowns.

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Speaker 4: Oh do they only date each other?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? Oh, it's like the Grand Duke Henry of Luxembourg

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Speaker 3: just matched with Princess Sophia of wang'stown. Did you hear that, mother,

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Speaker 3: I'm dating a real life Wang. Now it's Laser Stories,

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Speaker 3: the segment where we read weird news stories around the globe,

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Speaker 3: just like everyone else does, except we have a laser

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Speaker 3: and those other palace paupers just don't. His first Laser

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Speaker 3: Stories out of Georgia, the Rockdale County Sheriff's office posted

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Speaker 4: Wait, he should be good with that man?

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Speaker 6: Yeah what?

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Speaker 3: Just a few hours after making the post, Christopher Spalding

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Speaker 4: He didn't even have like a fake name.

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Speaker 3: To that, the Sheriff's office wrote back, you are correct,

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Speaker 3: dressed in the same outfit as his Facebook profile being arrested.

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Speaker 4: I hate name photographed in the same outfit as my profile.

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Speaker 3: A kid, he's.

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Speaker 13: Telling the cops. He's like, go live right now.

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Speaker 3: Everyone, so many lights. He's being held on two charges

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Speaker 3: The Sheriff's Office did clear the reason he wasn't on

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Speaker 11: That a challenge.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you watched next year. This next laser story is

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Speaker 3: the other patient was a seventy nine year old lady

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Speaker 4: to be a lot more annoying than that ventilator.

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Speaker 12: Shout that too, God, everything's going on here.

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Speaker 3: Did it once and hospital staff told her to not

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Speaker 4: That's all. They didn't move her to a different room.

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Speaker 3: They made sure she understood the ventilator is a critical

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Speaker 4: Until you hear that, I will say hospital's worse place

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Speaker 13: A spa where they play that relaxing reason.

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Speaker 4: If you want people to heal.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, doctors had to revive the woman, and luckily she

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Speaker 3: They're gonna be up on the Hot Pockets online shop.

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Speaker 3: You can put ice creaming.

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Speaker 3: Isn't that sweet? The number four most underrated gift is

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Speaker 13: Or the Wi Fi pads, those are good. I liked

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Speaker 10: Monday, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: It's the big struggle every holiday, trying to figure out

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Speaker 3: find that gift is on goop dot com. Oh my god,

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Speaker 3: because Gwyneth Paltrow just released her new holiday gift guide

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I love them. I think they're so fun.

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Speaker 3: Like you might know, we always count down the top

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Speaker 3: We also do the same with our top loser line

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, nothing says Holidays like losers.

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Speaker 3: Of course, there's our annual holiday toy test, where we

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Speaker 4: Yeah anyone ever actually bought anything from this, but I

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Speaker 3: Yeah, there's some fancy stuff on here if you don't

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Speaker 3: Let's get into the gift guide though. Number seven is

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Speaker 12: I love it.

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Speaker 3: That only costs four hundred and twenty dollars. If you

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Speaker 4: I just tie our bags around the handle of the leash.

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Speaker 9: Number six is a little bit confusing. It's a Tapper

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Speaker 3: Number five is something called chefenese Kama Sutra dinner.

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Speaker 4: Napkins Kama Sutra dinner nap Like, yes, because.

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Speaker 3: I know what everybody's thinking. When you're eating dinner. You

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Speaker 3: That's what I want to think about when I'm diving

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Speaker 2: They're really classy looking missionary.

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Speaker 4: None of these images are missionary style.

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Speaker 4: Of course you are. You make fun of me being

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Speaker 3: Listen to this one. It's a higher dose two person

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Speaker 4: It's a sauna, yep, a high tech.

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Speaker 3: Number three is the Flamingo Estate free range composted manure bag.

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Speaker 4: Did you say did you just say poop?

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Speaker 3: Here's a picture of the bag.

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Speaker 14: Oh my god, it.

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Speaker 4: Looks like that a paper bag. Yeah, Oh my god.

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Speaker 3: Nothing says the holidays like buying your loved one a

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Speaker 4: I thinks a couple of people I could think of

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Actually, and it's only seventy five dollars a bag.

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Speaker 3: Number two is something called the light phone.

445
00:23:50,280 --> 00:23:53,040
Speaker 4: Two light Phone, So what is this?

446
00:23:54,119 --> 00:23:56,720
Speaker 3: On the surface, it kind of looks like an old

447
00:23:56,880 --> 00:24:00,600
Speaker 3: early two thousand style cell phone, but in reality it's

448
00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:04,840
Speaker 3: a mid two thousand styles cell phone that Gwyneth quadrupled

449
00:24:04,840 --> 00:24:07,199
Speaker 3: the price of and said this is in It looks like.

450
00:24:07,200 --> 00:24:07,960
Speaker 13: A toy ice.

451
00:24:08,040 --> 00:24:10,320
Speaker 4: Why because you don't want to be distracted as it's

452
00:24:10,359 --> 00:24:13,159
Speaker 4: like the minimalist phone, like so it doesn't have apps.

453
00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:15,760
Speaker 3: You know more about it than I do. All I

454
00:24:15,800 --> 00:24:18,000
Speaker 3: know is that it's black and white. Oh, it's a

455
00:24:18,040 --> 00:24:20,960
Speaker 3: black and white display, no color on the screen.

456
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Speaker 4: I'm kind of into it. What I am sick of? Like,

457
00:24:23,600 --> 00:24:25,480
Speaker 4: I'm so addicted to my phone and I think it

458
00:24:25,520 --> 00:24:26,720
Speaker 4: would help break the addiction.

459
00:24:27,160 --> 00:24:30,560
Speaker 3: And the number one strangest item on Gwinney's Goop Holiday

460
00:24:30,560 --> 00:24:33,639
Speaker 3: gift guide is also the most pricey item on the

461
00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:38,560
Speaker 3: gift guide, called Kiki de Monte tufted Boudoir Chase.

462
00:24:38,920 --> 00:24:41,520
Speaker 4: You almost got out, that's close enough.

463
00:24:42,200 --> 00:24:44,679
Speaker 3: It basically it looks like a leather dentist's chair with

464
00:24:44,760 --> 00:24:47,239
Speaker 3: bagpipe legs and you're supposed to put it in your

465
00:24:47,240 --> 00:24:51,159
Speaker 3: bedroom and it comes fully equipped with a bunch of

466
00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:54,480
Speaker 3: leather straps and belts and metal cuffs shade and from

467
00:24:54,480 --> 00:24:56,520
Speaker 3: the picture it looks like there's a whip attached to

468
00:24:56,560 --> 00:25:00,679
Speaker 3: it already. Basically, anything that Gwyneth thinks adults would enjoy

469
00:25:00,760 --> 00:25:03,600
Speaker 3: during a loan time in the bedroom, it's on there.

470
00:25:03,800 --> 00:25:05,920
Speaker 4: You know, it would just be the chair where you

471
00:25:05,920 --> 00:25:09,800
Speaker 4: put all your clothes. Let's be honest.

472
00:25:09,840 --> 00:25:12,560
Speaker 3: It's over twenty eight thousand dollars if you want to

473
00:25:12,560 --> 00:25:16,600
Speaker 3: buy it. God, it's definitely awkward when you're giving the

474
00:25:16,600 --> 00:25:18,440
Speaker 3: tour of your home and you come across that one

475
00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:25,119
Speaker 3: trying to explain it my wife. Yeah. So that's Gwynneth's

476
00:25:25,680 --> 00:25:27,800
Speaker 3: Holiday gift guide from goog.

477
00:25:27,720 --> 00:25:30,600
Speaker 4: Oh wow, Yeah, Christmas like that.

478
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Speaker 9: Phone taps coming up next, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

479
00:25:37,200 --> 00:25:41,960
Speaker 3: That lasts We've done it, the number one phone tap

480
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Speaker 3: of the year in our top ten phone taps of Christmas.

481
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Speaker 4: H Rah, why don't we walk a red carpet this morning? Honestly,

482
00:25:50,600 --> 00:25:51,840
Speaker 4: this is the award of.

483
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Speaker 3: The year, and your number one phone tap of this

484
00:25:54,960 --> 00:26:00,520
Speaker 3: year features our own Brook, Fox, Yes, and jose Yes

485
00:26:01,440 --> 00:26:05,560
Speaker 3: and me, all of us together. When we call a

486
00:26:05,640 --> 00:26:08,760
Speaker 3: guy who is retiring from his job to give him

487
00:26:08,800 --> 00:26:12,600
Speaker 3: a very special thank you for his years of service

488
00:26:12,640 --> 00:26:17,119
Speaker 3: and dedication to this company. This just one problem. He

489
00:26:17,160 --> 00:26:20,879
Speaker 3: doesn't know that he's retiring yet that until we deliver

490
00:26:20,960 --> 00:26:24,639
Speaker 3: the news in the most awkward way possible. It's your

491
00:26:24,720 --> 00:26:26,640
Speaker 3: number one phone tap of the year.

492
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Speaker 11: Right now.

493
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:37,280
Speaker 3: Is brooking Jeffrey's ten phone taps at Christmas number one. Hello, Hi,

494
00:26:37,520 --> 00:26:38,399
Speaker 3: is this Douglas?

495
00:26:39,359 --> 00:26:39,560
Speaker 11: Hey?

496
00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:40,679
Speaker 15: Yeah, it was calling.

497
00:26:42,440 --> 00:26:44,320
Speaker 3: Hello, Hello.

498
00:26:49,480 --> 00:26:50,160
Speaker 12: Douglas.

499
00:26:52,119 --> 00:26:54,280
Speaker 15: Hello dude, dude, do I know you?

500
00:26:54,400 --> 00:26:56,800
Speaker 6: Hello? And good day to you, Douglas.

501
00:26:56,840 --> 00:26:59,400
Speaker 3: We are the good News Trio Trio.

502
00:27:00,680 --> 00:27:11,919
Speaker 16: Tree blow that Okay, I've never gotten one of these before.

503
00:27:12,640 --> 00:27:15,240
Speaker 6: Well, today is your lucky day? Are you ready?

504
00:27:15,280 --> 00:27:15,520
Speaker 10: Dog?

505
00:27:17,160 --> 00:27:17,600
Speaker 15: Be sure?

506
00:27:17,760 --> 00:27:18,120
Speaker 6: All right?

507
00:27:18,160 --> 00:27:18,720
Speaker 13: Are you ready?

508
00:27:18,760 --> 00:27:19,000
Speaker 4: Gay?

509
00:27:19,119 --> 00:27:23,639
Speaker 9: That's right, let's go, happy retirement, Happy retire.

510
00:27:29,080 --> 00:27:29,680
Speaker 10: More work.

511
00:27:30,240 --> 00:27:35,040
Speaker 15: Wait, wait, but I'm not retiring.

512
00:27:36,480 --> 00:27:43,159
Speaker 6: Yeah on it, we know, no more work, no more work.

513
00:27:43,280 --> 00:27:47,240
Speaker 2: God feels good to say, yeah, you're retiring Douglass.

514
00:27:47,600 --> 00:27:51,560
Speaker 15: Man, No, no, no, I I just got a new trailer.

515
00:27:51,680 --> 00:27:53,960
Speaker 15: I know I'm not retiring.

516
00:27:54,200 --> 00:27:56,400
Speaker 13: Hold on, is this is this the right guy?

517
00:27:56,880 --> 00:27:57,280
Speaker 3: I thought?

518
00:27:57,400 --> 00:27:58,280
Speaker 13: Did we screw up?

519
00:27:58,480 --> 00:27:59,480
Speaker 11: Did we screw.

520
00:28:02,480 --> 00:28:03,920
Speaker 13: Sorry about the singing, By the way, it's kind of

521
00:28:03,920 --> 00:28:04,240
Speaker 13: a habit.

522
00:28:04,920 --> 00:28:07,160
Speaker 3: We just we just do it. We work together. Yeah,

523
00:28:08,160 --> 00:28:09,320
Speaker 3: not enough if you asked me.

524
00:28:09,240 --> 00:28:17,320
Speaker 15: Though, But you guys did mess up. You got the

525
00:28:17,320 --> 00:28:18,000
Speaker 15: wrong person.

526
00:28:18,720 --> 00:28:21,960
Speaker 2: Hold on, let me check the paperwork. Yeah, this is

527
00:28:21,960 --> 00:28:24,959
Speaker 2: a Douglas from insurance. Is that correct?

528
00:28:25,880 --> 00:28:26,120
Speaker 3: Yeah?

529
00:28:26,160 --> 00:28:27,560
Speaker 11: That's me, But I'm.

530
00:28:27,400 --> 00:28:37,240
Speaker 17: Not No, no, no, you guys have the wrong guy.

531
00:28:37,400 --> 00:28:38,480
Speaker 15: I'm not retiring.

532
00:28:40,120 --> 00:28:40,880
Speaker 4: Maybe he doesn't know.

533
00:28:41,320 --> 00:28:43,960
Speaker 3: Does he not know yet? I told you his management

534
00:28:44,040 --> 00:28:46,320
Speaker 3: was very specific we shouldn't him before Friday. Do you

535
00:28:46,320 --> 00:28:47,280
Speaker 3: think that's the problem.

536
00:28:48,040 --> 00:28:49,400
Speaker 15: Hey, I can hear you.

537
00:28:49,480 --> 00:28:51,760
Speaker 3: I'm still on the line, Doug. Pretend you didn't hear that,

538
00:28:52,120 --> 00:28:57,600
Speaker 3: your ma, But I did hear that.

539
00:28:58,040 --> 00:29:00,200
Speaker 15: You're saying management had you do this.

540
00:29:00,480 --> 00:29:01,200
Speaker 6: Douglas.

541
00:29:01,800 --> 00:29:04,160
Speaker 4: I think you need to focus on the important things

542
00:29:04,240 --> 00:29:04,680
Speaker 4: right now.

543
00:29:05,640 --> 00:29:09,040
Speaker 15: Yeah, I am focused on the important things. You're saying

544
00:29:09,120 --> 00:29:10,600
Speaker 15: I'm being forced out.

545
00:29:10,840 --> 00:29:13,800
Speaker 4: No, why life is but a dream?

546
00:29:14,760 --> 00:29:16,080
Speaker 3: It's want to make it a.

547
00:29:17,760 --> 00:29:20,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, sailboats and discount movie tickets.

548
00:29:25,200 --> 00:29:29,200
Speaker 11: Stop freaking singing. You sound like dime cats.

549
00:29:30,240 --> 00:29:31,800
Speaker 12: That's our job now.

550
00:29:32,360 --> 00:29:38,000
Speaker 4: Too excited for probably you know retirees love hard candy.

551
00:29:38,320 --> 00:29:42,400
Speaker 11: Boy, I don't, and I'm not retiring attitude.

552
00:29:42,600 --> 00:29:45,520
Speaker 3: Oh, lollipop, LOLLIPOPO.

553
00:29:47,280 --> 00:29:53,760
Speaker 2: Loll lily, lollip lollipop.

554
00:29:54,680 --> 00:29:56,640
Speaker 4: Please can you just.

555
00:29:56,720 --> 00:29:57,360
Speaker 11: Talk to me?

556
00:29:57,760 --> 00:30:01,080
Speaker 3: We are talking to you, Doug. Yeah, telling you get

557
00:30:01,080 --> 00:30:04,480
Speaker 3: to enjoy hard candies instead of clocking in. You're gonna

558
00:30:04,480 --> 00:30:06,520
Speaker 3: be clocking Werthers till you die.

559
00:30:07,240 --> 00:30:08,200
Speaker 11: You are an idiot.

560
00:30:08,520 --> 00:30:12,040
Speaker 15: I'm trying to tell you I'm not leaving this company,

561
00:30:12,280 --> 00:30:14,640
Speaker 15: and as far as I know, I'm not leaving.

562
00:30:14,840 --> 00:30:17,440
Speaker 4: Oh god, Oh you should just tell them?

563
00:30:17,720 --> 00:30:18,960
Speaker 18: Oh you think tell me?

564
00:30:19,200 --> 00:30:19,280
Speaker 3: What?

565
00:30:19,680 --> 00:30:21,080
Speaker 15: Don't you think you've done enough?

566
00:30:21,160 --> 00:30:29,440
Speaker 3: It's a brank all. It's a brank all. Baby.

567
00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:32,760
Speaker 11: What do you mean.

568
00:30:33,320 --> 00:30:36,760
Speaker 4: You're not retiring? Nobody's forcing you to do anything, Douglas,

569
00:30:38,320 --> 00:30:40,720
Speaker 4: because the Jeffrey for Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

570
00:30:41,680 --> 00:30:45,760
Speaker 11: Man, can you.

571
00:30:45,800 --> 00:30:46,520
Speaker 6: Hear the relief?

572
00:30:46,680 --> 00:30:50,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, your co workers Tanisha and Lane set you up

573
00:30:50,120 --> 00:30:51,920
Speaker 3: because they said, you've been working at the company for

574
00:30:51,920 --> 00:30:55,000
Speaker 3: almost twenty years now. They thought, I need to say

575
00:30:55,000 --> 00:31:01,520
Speaker 3: that you're going into early retirement. Yeah, force them out.

576
00:31:01,800 --> 00:31:02,320
Speaker 4: That was nice.

577
00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:05,520
Speaker 3: Jeffrey, do you want to retire now?

578
00:31:06,880 --> 00:31:07,280
Speaker 10: Yeah?

579
00:31:07,320 --> 00:31:10,600
Speaker 15: Maybe, but I got a written their next first.

580
00:31:10,840 --> 00:31:14,960
Speaker 3: You can hire us for that too. Yeah.

581
00:31:15,040 --> 00:31:23,600
Speaker 10: Joke a week up every morning was foom taps weekday

582
00:31:23,640 --> 00:31:27,400
Speaker 10: mornings on the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

583
00:31:28,280 --> 00:31:31,280
Speaker 3: We all have embarrassing things that we learned a little

584
00:31:31,280 --> 00:31:36,360
Speaker 3: bit later in life. Yeah, like Alexis, for example, recently

585
00:31:36,400 --> 00:31:38,920
Speaker 3: discovered Houston is not the name of the guy that

586
00:31:39,080 --> 00:31:41,120
Speaker 3: astronauts are talking to from space.

587
00:31:41,920 --> 00:31:42,920
Speaker 4: That's really confusing.

588
00:31:44,800 --> 00:31:48,080
Speaker 3: Or what about when Alexis learned that rotating your tires

589
00:31:48,120 --> 00:31:50,960
Speaker 3: doesn't actually mean spinning them around.

590
00:31:50,640 --> 00:31:53,040
Speaker 6: On the app in school?

591
00:31:53,120 --> 00:31:56,760
Speaker 3: Yeah? Or what about when Alexis learned that gorilla warfare

592
00:31:56,880 --> 00:32:00,720
Speaker 3: isn't literally militant gorillas wearing compound boots fighting.

593
00:32:01,880 --> 00:32:07,560
Speaker 6: So cutee him?

594
00:32:07,640 --> 00:32:09,680
Speaker 3: Later and recently, one of our listeners was out with

595
00:32:09,720 --> 00:32:12,760
Speaker 3: a guy who took a chance to be vulnerable and

596
00:32:12,840 --> 00:32:16,840
Speaker 3: admit to her he never learned a very basic life skill.

597
00:32:17,680 --> 00:32:19,800
Speaker 3: But instead of making fun of him, she used it

598
00:32:19,840 --> 00:32:23,320
Speaker 3: as an opportunity to teach him and create a memorable

599
00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:26,960
Speaker 3: date night. But was it maybe too embarrassing to the

600
00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:29,960
Speaker 3: point that he's now avoiding her. We're gonna find out

601
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:32,480
Speaker 3: what happened and try to get her another shot. In

602
00:32:32,560 --> 00:32:38,840
Speaker 3: a second date update right after this second date update, Alexis,

603
00:32:38,880 --> 00:32:41,840
Speaker 3: how many times has Brooke offered to set you up

604
00:32:41,840 --> 00:32:44,080
Speaker 3: on a date with a guy she knows and you've

605
00:32:44,160 --> 00:32:47,200
Speaker 3: said no, thanks?

606
00:32:47,720 --> 00:32:48,000
Speaker 10: Good?

607
00:32:49,400 --> 00:32:52,480
Speaker 3: What do you not trust Brooke to have any cool, young,

608
00:32:52,680 --> 00:32:54,760
Speaker 3: honky male friends for you?

609
00:32:55,000 --> 00:33:00,959
Speaker 4: I think we have different definitions a cool young honkey Yeah.

610
00:33:00,040 --> 00:33:01,480
Speaker 3: Are you worried that you're going to show up and

611
00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:04,760
Speaker 3: it's going to be a playdate with her son?

612
00:33:04,920 --> 00:33:06,720
Speaker 4: That might be better than who you guys are almost

613
00:33:06,760 --> 00:33:09,560
Speaker 4: the same age a couple.

614
00:33:09,600 --> 00:33:13,320
Speaker 3: One day, one of our listeners, Lily, was fighting the

615
00:33:13,360 --> 00:33:16,440
Speaker 3: same way Alexis was. Her friend wanted to set her

616
00:33:16,520 --> 00:33:20,080
Speaker 3: up on a date, and Lily kept on saying no, Lily,

617
00:33:20,120 --> 00:33:21,280
Speaker 3: welcome to the show. How you doing.

618
00:33:21,880 --> 00:33:24,440
Speaker 18: Hey, I'm good. It's good to be here.

619
00:33:25,400 --> 00:33:27,520
Speaker 4: I mean, I take it your friend wasn't good help

620
00:33:27,560 --> 00:33:29,000
Speaker 4: because you're calling us instead.

621
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Speaker 18: Actually that's the thing. My friend ended up being great help.

622
00:33:34,360 --> 00:33:37,000
Speaker 6: Oh oh that's not usual.

623
00:33:38,680 --> 00:33:41,760
Speaker 18: Yeah, well, so she's been trying to set me up

624
00:33:41,800 --> 00:33:44,800
Speaker 18: for a long time. I've been single for probably about

625
00:33:44,800 --> 00:33:45,160
Speaker 18: a year.

626
00:33:45,240 --> 00:33:45,480
Speaker 3: Now.

627
00:33:45,800 --> 00:33:48,240
Speaker 4: Is she one that like sets you up with anyone

628
00:33:48,280 --> 00:33:50,760
Speaker 4: she knows? Or is it the same person she's been

629
00:33:50,840 --> 00:33:51,840
Speaker 4: trying to hook you up with?

630
00:33:52,320 --> 00:33:53,800
Speaker 14: Yeah, yeah, the same person.

631
00:33:55,040 --> 00:33:57,680
Speaker 3: Well that's weird too, because now it's like this guy

632
00:33:57,800 --> 00:34:00,320
Speaker 3: can't get a date either, like that.

633
00:34:01,520 --> 00:34:02,360
Speaker 6: That's smart.

634
00:34:02,880 --> 00:34:07,120
Speaker 2: Well, hey, you're both red flags thought I heard, and

635
00:34:07,160 --> 00:34:07,880
Speaker 2: red make green.

636
00:34:09,120 --> 00:34:10,799
Speaker 3: So you eventually met up with him?

637
00:34:11,440 --> 00:34:11,800
Speaker 14: Yeah?

638
00:34:11,840 --> 00:34:15,120
Speaker 18: Well I kept saying no, you know, because my whole

639
00:34:15,160 --> 00:34:17,480
Speaker 18: idea was like, look, I can find a guy on

640
00:34:17,520 --> 00:34:19,239
Speaker 18: my own, you know, like I don't want to ruin

641
00:34:19,280 --> 00:34:22,440
Speaker 18: our friendship if things get weird, like the guy doesn't work.

642
00:34:22,600 --> 00:34:25,120
Speaker 4: Did you blame her for it? And that's why you No.

643
00:34:25,440 --> 00:34:27,320
Speaker 18: I think she just might feel bad.

644
00:34:27,840 --> 00:34:28,279
Speaker 12: I don't know.

645
00:34:28,360 --> 00:34:30,799
Speaker 14: I just didn't want to like make things weird between us.

646
00:34:30,920 --> 00:34:34,640
Speaker 3: Okay, there's a different level of pressure when it's do

647
00:34:34,680 --> 00:34:35,719
Speaker 3: you know this guy's name?

648
00:34:36,520 --> 00:34:40,680
Speaker 18: Yeah, his name was Matt Matt mac.

649
00:34:39,960 --> 00:34:41,799
Speaker 4: And did you get to like look at his socials?

650
00:34:41,840 --> 00:34:44,080
Speaker 4: Like did she give you any proof of what the

651
00:34:44,080 --> 00:34:45,440
Speaker 4: goods were beforehand?

652
00:34:46,200 --> 00:34:46,520
Speaker 18: No?

653
00:34:47,239 --> 00:34:49,279
Speaker 14: She was just like take it from me, Trust me.

654
00:34:49,400 --> 00:34:50,280
Speaker 14: This guy is a winner.

655
00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:52,439
Speaker 18: Like, I think you would really hit it off.

656
00:34:52,600 --> 00:34:54,720
Speaker 4: She must be persistent for you to finally cave.

657
00:34:55,239 --> 00:35:00,239
Speaker 18: She was, because I didn't cave. She tricked me, Oh,

658
00:35:01,320 --> 00:35:02,640
Speaker 18: what do you mean?

659
00:35:04,560 --> 00:35:06,480
Speaker 11: Yes, we had.

660
00:35:06,440 --> 00:35:08,279
Speaker 14: A big work event the.

661
00:35:08,200 --> 00:35:11,319
Speaker 18: Other week to like celebrate the big work win.

662
00:35:11,640 --> 00:35:14,680
Speaker 14: So we all went out to the club, and after

663
00:35:14,719 --> 00:35:18,520
Speaker 14: the club, somebody was like, Hey, let's bring the party back.

664
00:35:18,320 --> 00:35:19,200
Speaker 11: To my place.

665
00:35:19,760 --> 00:35:22,439
Speaker 18: So we all ended up at a house party and

666
00:35:22,800 --> 00:35:24,759
Speaker 18: he was there.

667
00:35:27,880 --> 00:35:29,160
Speaker 4: And that was by design.

668
00:35:29,880 --> 00:35:30,880
Speaker 6: Yes, definitely.

669
00:35:30,920 --> 00:35:33,719
Speaker 3: Okay, So what did you think when you saw Matt?

670
00:35:34,040 --> 00:35:38,480
Speaker 18: So he's easy on the eyes, he's great, and we

671
00:35:38,640 --> 00:35:40,960
Speaker 18: ended up just chatting casual style.

672
00:35:42,520 --> 00:35:45,239
Speaker 3: Goud you didn't do the formal chat with him, the

673
00:35:45,280 --> 00:35:46,040
Speaker 3: casual chat.

674
00:35:46,480 --> 00:35:47,839
Speaker 6: You didn't take a large bow.

675
00:35:49,320 --> 00:35:51,319
Speaker 4: But did he know that your friend had been trying

676
00:35:51,320 --> 00:35:53,600
Speaker 4: to hook you too up? Because sometimes that's really awkward,

677
00:35:53,760 --> 00:35:56,200
Speaker 4: but it's also could be something you bond over. He

678
00:35:56,239 --> 00:35:58,719
Speaker 4: didn't say, oh, he didn't say, you don't know if

679
00:35:58,719 --> 00:35:59,000
Speaker 4: he knew.

680
00:35:59,080 --> 00:36:02,640
Speaker 14: Oh, I don't know. But at one point in our

681
00:36:02,680 --> 00:36:05,880
Speaker 14: conversation he just drops that he doesn't know how to drive,

682
00:36:06,440 --> 00:36:06,839
Speaker 14: and I.

683
00:36:06,760 --> 00:36:09,719
Speaker 11: Was like, wait, what it is like?

684
00:36:09,960 --> 00:36:12,440
Speaker 3: Is it that he never tried to learn, or that

685
00:36:12,520 --> 00:36:15,200
Speaker 3: he tried so many times and failed that he gave up.

686
00:36:18,040 --> 00:36:21,080
Speaker 4: Less could get a license? I mean, can you actually

687
00:36:21,080 --> 00:36:22,280
Speaker 4: fail that many times?

688
00:36:22,320 --> 00:36:22,839
Speaker 3: I don't know.

689
00:36:23,280 --> 00:36:26,440
Speaker 14: No, he just never bothered to learn. It just just

690
00:36:26,520 --> 00:36:27,160
Speaker 14: wasn't a thing.

691
00:36:27,320 --> 00:36:29,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, if you live in a big city, you literally

692
00:36:29,239 --> 00:36:32,240
Speaker 2: don't need you know, there's buses sometimes.

693
00:36:31,920 --> 00:36:32,960
Speaker 12: That just got their license.

694
00:36:33,280 --> 00:36:34,760
Speaker 13: Really Yeah, that's because.

695
00:36:34,560 --> 00:36:37,160
Speaker 3: You're fourteen, or maybe he's from a wealthy family where

696
00:36:37,160 --> 00:36:41,480
Speaker 3: he has a chauffeur and he doesn't need to learn. Okay,

697
00:36:41,680 --> 00:36:43,520
Speaker 3: that was where my thought mine first.

698
00:36:43,360 --> 00:36:45,600
Speaker 4: Time, But it doesn't matter. I mean, was that okay

699
00:36:45,640 --> 00:36:46,640
Speaker 4: with you?

700
00:36:46,719 --> 00:36:50,480
Speaker 18: Well, so of course it's getting late and I'm in

701
00:36:50,520 --> 00:36:53,839
Speaker 18: a very good food So I'm like, hold up, I'm

702
00:36:53,840 --> 00:36:55,640
Speaker 18: going to teach you how to drive, right now?

703
00:36:56,040 --> 00:36:56,560
Speaker 10: Come with me?

704
00:36:57,200 --> 00:36:58,000
Speaker 3: What late night?

705
00:36:58,040 --> 00:36:59,400
Speaker 4: After the club, girl, I think.

706
00:37:00,840 --> 00:37:04,279
Speaker 3: After the club, after the house parts drive.

707
00:37:06,960 --> 00:37:11,560
Speaker 18: Basically, we went to a nearby mall parking lot and

708
00:37:11,800 --> 00:37:13,480
Speaker 18: I taught him how to drive.

709
00:37:15,040 --> 00:37:17,439
Speaker 4: Fun because I just remember learning to drive my dad

710
00:37:17,440 --> 00:37:19,360
Speaker 4: in a lot of screaming and yelling at each.

711
00:37:19,239 --> 00:37:25,719
Speaker 3: Other, I said, And how many casualties were there that night?

712
00:37:26,880 --> 00:37:28,279
Speaker 18: Thankfully none?

713
00:37:28,400 --> 00:37:28,879
Speaker 3: That's good.

714
00:37:29,560 --> 00:37:29,839
Speaker 11: I thought.

715
00:37:29,880 --> 00:37:30,719
Speaker 14: It was a fun time.

716
00:37:30,760 --> 00:37:34,080
Speaker 18: We just drove in circles and laughed a lot, and

717
00:37:34,840 --> 00:37:38,520
Speaker 18: at the end he thanked me for teaching him, and

718
00:37:38,840 --> 00:37:40,440
Speaker 18: there was a little kiss.

719
00:37:41,040 --> 00:37:43,200
Speaker 3: I thanked my driving instructor the same way.

720
00:37:43,880 --> 00:37:46,399
Speaker 13: A good call, then kiss and drive.

721
00:37:46,880 --> 00:37:51,719
Speaker 4: The other did in the backseat next.

722
00:37:52,160 --> 00:37:56,200
Speaker 18: So I drove him back to his place, kissed me

723
00:37:56,280 --> 00:37:57,200
Speaker 18: good night, and.

724
00:37:57,560 --> 00:37:58,040
Speaker 10: That was it.

725
00:37:58,280 --> 00:38:03,200
Speaker 4: Oh my god, and you from him technically a little,

726
00:38:03,440 --> 00:38:06,000
Speaker 4: I mean the next day we texted back and forth

727
00:38:06,040 --> 00:38:06,719
Speaker 4: a little.

728
00:38:06,440 --> 00:38:09,319
Speaker 18: Bit and it was just like a yeah, thanks, that

729
00:38:09,480 --> 00:38:12,040
Speaker 18: was fun. Ha ha ha.

730
00:38:12,800 --> 00:38:13,480
Speaker 4: They laughed a lot.

731
00:38:13,640 --> 00:38:18,920
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that was fun haha. By okay, yeah, he

732
00:38:19,040 --> 00:38:20,520
Speaker 3: was more lighthearted than that.

733
00:38:21,920 --> 00:38:24,000
Speaker 4: Have you checked with your friend who was setting you

734
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:26,280
Speaker 4: guys up. I'm sure she totally knows.

735
00:38:26,719 --> 00:38:29,840
Speaker 14: Yeah, of course I checked with her because I was like,

736
00:38:29,920 --> 00:38:32,200
Speaker 14: oh my god, you were right. He's amazing and we

737
00:38:32,280 --> 00:38:34,839
Speaker 14: had a great time taking out.

738
00:38:34,880 --> 00:38:36,840
Speaker 18: But no, she hasn't heard from him either.

739
00:38:38,800 --> 00:38:41,200
Speaker 14: She is just as frustrated about this as I am,

740
00:38:41,560 --> 00:38:44,960
Speaker 14: because for once, her matchmaking skills seem to have worked.

741
00:38:45,040 --> 00:38:48,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, right, maybe because you taught him to drive. He's like,

742
00:38:48,160 --> 00:38:49,200
Speaker 2: I'm finally gonna be.

743
00:38:49,200 --> 00:38:52,880
Speaker 6: Able to go on a road Yeah, in another.

744
00:38:52,680 --> 00:38:53,440
Speaker 13: Country right now?

745
00:38:53,440 --> 00:38:58,200
Speaker 3: Given dozens of dates left and right, we're gonna find out.

746
00:38:58,239 --> 00:39:00,480
Speaker 3: We're gonna call him in just a minute here, and

747
00:39:00,560 --> 00:39:03,600
Speaker 3: Brooke is going to back seat drive the conversation and

748
00:39:03,680 --> 00:39:05,399
Speaker 3: tell me how bad of a job I'm doing.

749
00:39:06,200 --> 00:39:07,680
Speaker 4: Somebody needs to be in control.

750
00:39:07,840 --> 00:39:10,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, can we do your second date update right after this?

751
00:39:14,239 --> 00:39:17,880
Speaker 3: How many rom coms have that scene where one character

752
00:39:18,040 --> 00:39:20,680
Speaker 3: teaches the other how to drive a stick shift through

753
00:39:20,680 --> 00:39:24,279
Speaker 3: a corn field and then they veer off almost hit

754
00:39:24,320 --> 00:39:27,120
Speaker 3: a cow, and they laugh about it and make out

755
00:39:27,239 --> 00:39:28,920
Speaker 3: for hours in the back seat.

756
00:39:29,600 --> 00:39:30,319
Speaker 6: I haven't seen that.

757
00:39:30,360 --> 00:39:33,319
Speaker 4: I didn't see that either. Yeah, who's in that one?

758
00:39:34,800 --> 00:39:37,920
Speaker 3: Ryan Gosling and White.

759
00:39:37,719 --> 00:39:40,160
Speaker 6: Girl here, white girl.

760
00:39:40,280 --> 00:39:42,879
Speaker 3: Well, that scene played out in real life the other

761
00:39:42,920 --> 00:39:44,080
Speaker 3: day for our listener, Lily.

762
00:39:44,440 --> 00:39:46,160
Speaker 4: I don't think there's kind of I mean.

763
00:39:46,080 --> 00:39:48,440
Speaker 3: No cows. It was and it was just a regular

764
00:39:48,480 --> 00:39:51,200
Speaker 3: automatic car with a millennial who hadn't learned for the

765
00:39:51,280 --> 00:39:54,000
Speaker 3: first thirty years of his life out of job. But

766
00:39:54,160 --> 00:39:55,800
Speaker 3: she taught him how and it turned out to be

767
00:39:55,880 --> 00:39:59,080
Speaker 3: a great night with laughter and kissing. But now the

768
00:39:59,200 --> 00:40:03,279
Speaker 3: romance is stuck. Can neutral car. We're gonna call this

769
00:40:03,280 --> 00:40:12,680
Speaker 3: guy and try and kick it back into drive sport mode. Yeah,

770
00:40:12,800 --> 00:40:14,359
Speaker 3: you ready to do this, Lily.

771
00:40:14,680 --> 00:40:15,680
Speaker 14: I'm so ready.

772
00:40:15,760 --> 00:40:21,000
Speaker 4: Yes, Oh my god, we're like four cylinder show. It's fine,

773
00:40:21,440 --> 00:40:24,080
Speaker 4: insurance doesn't cover U. No, I mean I'm excited for you.

774
00:40:24,160 --> 00:40:26,279
Speaker 4: It's weird that your friend doesn't know either. That was

775
00:40:26,320 --> 00:40:28,279
Speaker 4: so adamant that you two go out. I think that

776
00:40:28,280 --> 00:40:30,560
Speaker 4: that's the strangest part is he's not just calling not

777
00:40:30,719 --> 00:40:32,399
Speaker 4: you back, but not talking to her either.

778
00:40:33,239 --> 00:40:36,640
Speaker 14: Right, Yeah, he just like disappear or something.

779
00:40:36,680 --> 00:40:37,160
Speaker 10: I don't know.

780
00:40:37,680 --> 00:40:38,080
Speaker 6: Crazy.

781
00:40:38,400 --> 00:40:40,319
Speaker 3: Well, let's get some answers. I'm gonna call him right now.

782
00:40:40,360 --> 00:40:51,439
Speaker 3: We'll see what he has to say. Here we go. Hello, Hey,

783
00:40:51,480 --> 00:40:55,880
Speaker 3: is this Matt? My name is jeff You may have

784
00:40:55,920 --> 00:40:58,399
Speaker 3: heard this voice before on a radio show called Brooke

785
00:40:58,440 --> 00:40:59,239
Speaker 3: and Jeffrey in the Morning.

786
00:40:59,360 --> 00:41:01,080
Speaker 4: He doesn't drive, you may not listen.

787
00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:03,160
Speaker 3: That's true. Do you have podcasts?

788
00:41:03,680 --> 00:41:04,960
Speaker 11: Sorry, I'm not familiar with it.

789
00:41:05,360 --> 00:41:08,759
Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, Well you're on a segment right now

790
00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:11,600
Speaker 3: called the Second Date Update, and we're trying to help

791
00:41:11,640 --> 00:41:13,560
Speaker 3: one of our listeners get back in touch with you

792
00:41:13,600 --> 00:41:16,240
Speaker 3: after you two hung out the other night. Her name's Lily.

793
00:41:17,920 --> 00:41:22,560
Speaker 11: Oh my god, woa really is that.

794
00:41:22,520 --> 00:41:24,919
Speaker 4: A good huh or a bad? Oh? We can't tell.

795
00:41:25,560 --> 00:41:25,680
Speaker 2: Uh.

796
00:41:25,960 --> 00:41:29,799
Speaker 11: You know, I I don't really want to talk about this.

797
00:41:30,239 --> 00:41:34,360
Speaker 3: Oh that's okay, okay, okay, I understand your hesitation. But

798
00:41:34,760 --> 00:41:38,160
Speaker 3: this is how the segment works. Like Lily knows that

799
00:41:38,320 --> 00:41:40,960
Speaker 3: she may be hearing something that might be a little awkward,

800
00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:44,919
Speaker 3: a little uncomfortable, but she's just super confused after having

801
00:41:44,920 --> 00:41:46,960
Speaker 3: a really nice time with you the other night.

802
00:41:48,600 --> 00:41:52,720
Speaker 15: Yeah, it's just is this a very difficult situation really

803
00:41:53,040 --> 00:41:53,640
Speaker 15: on your side?

804
00:41:53,680 --> 00:41:56,720
Speaker 4: Is it something personal for you then, because it sounds

805
00:41:56,719 --> 00:41:59,000
Speaker 4: pretty easy on her side. She liked you, she'd like

806
00:41:59,040 --> 00:41:59,640
Speaker 4: to go out again.

807
00:42:00,360 --> 00:42:02,759
Speaker 11: Yeah, it's it's very much on my side.

808
00:42:02,920 --> 00:42:06,520
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, do you plan to reach out to

809
00:42:06,560 --> 00:42:07,879
Speaker 3: Lily at any point.

810
00:42:09,760 --> 00:42:11,360
Speaker 11: Maybe I'm just trying to figure out a way to

811
00:42:11,800 --> 00:42:12,160
Speaker 11: do it.

812
00:42:12,560 --> 00:42:15,560
Speaker 4: What do you mean, just with a call or text?

813
00:42:15,600 --> 00:42:17,719
Speaker 3: Maybe we can help you out if you're going through

814
00:42:17,719 --> 00:42:20,080
Speaker 3: something and you need to like work things through.

815
00:42:21,120 --> 00:42:23,719
Speaker 2: Wait a minute, So, are you like involved with somebody,

816
00:42:23,840 --> 00:42:26,279
Speaker 2: because you can just be honest with us about that, bro.

817
00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:32,120
Speaker 11: No, No, I'm not involved with anybody. It's it's more

818
00:42:32,200 --> 00:42:33,080
Speaker 11: complicated than that.

819
00:42:33,320 --> 00:42:35,240
Speaker 13: You're married, you're involved with many people.

820
00:42:36,800 --> 00:42:38,279
Speaker 11: No, not that either.

821
00:42:38,400 --> 00:42:40,120
Speaker 4: Do you want us to just play the guessing game for.

822
00:42:41,719 --> 00:42:41,959
Speaker 9: Yeah?

823
00:42:42,760 --> 00:42:44,879
Speaker 11: I don't think there's any way you guys would guess

824
00:42:44,920 --> 00:42:45,279
Speaker 11: this one.

825
00:42:45,440 --> 00:42:47,960
Speaker 3: All right, Lily, if you could give us just a

826
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:50,920
Speaker 3: little bit of information, because Lily could really use a

827
00:42:50,920 --> 00:42:53,600
Speaker 3: little closure on this. She really fell for you the

828
00:42:53,680 --> 00:42:56,080
Speaker 3: night that she hung out, and she's been completely out

829
00:42:56,080 --> 00:42:58,239
Speaker 3: of whack for the last week trying to figure out

830
00:42:58,239 --> 00:42:58,839
Speaker 3: what's going on.

831
00:43:00,280 --> 00:43:06,040
Speaker 11: Okay, I liked her too, So we have a mutual

832
00:43:06,080 --> 00:43:08,080
Speaker 11: friend who's been like trying to set us up for

833
00:43:08,120 --> 00:43:09,400
Speaker 11: like two or three months.

834
00:43:09,400 --> 00:43:09,600
Speaker 14: Now.

835
00:43:09,680 --> 00:43:11,480
Speaker 4: Oh you did know about that? Okay?

836
00:43:12,040 --> 00:43:14,600
Speaker 11: Oh yeah, yeah, I was in on it. And we

837
00:43:14,920 --> 00:43:18,400
Speaker 11: met at the party and we had this amazing experience

838
00:43:18,440 --> 00:43:21,520
Speaker 11: and driving around the parking lot of some mall and

839
00:43:22,120 --> 00:43:25,359
Speaker 11: she was really cool. So you know, I lived near

840
00:43:25,400 --> 00:43:27,520
Speaker 11: our friends, so I just like walked over her house

841
00:43:27,560 --> 00:43:29,799
Speaker 11: the next morning excited to tell her the news. And

842
00:43:29,800 --> 00:43:32,960
Speaker 11: I'm like, hey, Lily and I we we finally went

843
00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:33,759
Speaker 11: out on that date.

844
00:43:34,320 --> 00:43:36,840
Speaker 4: So you did talk to her friend? Interesting?

845
00:43:36,960 --> 00:43:40,280
Speaker 11: Oh yeah? And she was I don't know how to scrape.

846
00:43:40,320 --> 00:43:42,960
Speaker 11: She just like had this look of shock on her face.

847
00:43:43,320 --> 00:43:45,520
Speaker 4: What I thought, she was the one that set it

848
00:43:45,520 --> 00:43:46,879
Speaker 4: all up, so you guys would meet it at the party.

849
00:43:46,920 --> 00:43:48,799
Speaker 11: Well that's what I thought. So then she just like

850
00:43:48,800 --> 00:43:51,759
Speaker 11: blurked out that she was just upset because she and

851
00:43:51,960 --> 00:43:54,440
Speaker 11: like her trying to like set me up with Lilly

852
00:43:54,840 --> 00:43:58,279
Speaker 11: has decided that she's now like fallen for me.

853
00:43:58,960 --> 00:44:04,840
Speaker 3: What hold on? Yeah, Oh, Lily's friend now admits that

854
00:44:04,840 --> 00:44:05,799
Speaker 3: she has feelings for you.

855
00:44:06,360 --> 00:44:09,040
Speaker 11: Yeah, and I thought she was joking, So, you know,

856
00:44:09,160 --> 00:44:14,400
Speaker 11: did you laugh? I sure did, oh wow. But she

857
00:44:14,560 --> 00:44:18,200
Speaker 11: was like, it's not a joke. Oh no, she wants

858
00:44:18,239 --> 00:44:20,759
Speaker 11: to be with me, and I like her as friend.

859
00:44:20,800 --> 00:44:23,000
Speaker 11: We've known each other for a long time, but I

860
00:44:23,040 --> 00:44:25,600
Speaker 11: never thought of her that way, especially with her trying

861
00:44:25,600 --> 00:44:27,879
Speaker 11: to get me to date somebody else, So.

862
00:44:28,320 --> 00:44:30,399
Speaker 3: It sounds like there might be there might actually be

863
00:44:30,440 --> 00:44:32,799
Speaker 3: feelings there for Lily's friend too, from the way you're

864
00:44:32,800 --> 00:44:33,480
Speaker 3: talking about it.

865
00:44:33,960 --> 00:44:35,960
Speaker 11: I don't know, I had I'd never thought about it.

866
00:44:36,200 --> 00:44:38,040
Speaker 2: I understand because they do say a lot of times

867
00:44:38,040 --> 00:44:40,759
Speaker 2: when you're friends first, things tend.

868
00:44:40,520 --> 00:44:45,080
Speaker 13: To be better when you so, yeah, it's why.

869
00:44:45,719 --> 00:44:47,920
Speaker 4: It's like telling somebody to order fries when it's you

870
00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:49,120
Speaker 4: that really wants the fries.

871
00:44:49,280 --> 00:44:50,560
Speaker 6: Yeah.

872
00:44:50,200 --> 00:44:53,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe she was hoping that Lily would reject him

873
00:44:53,239 --> 00:44:55,200
Speaker 3: so that she would be like, see, I guess there's

874
00:44:55,200 --> 00:44:56,120
Speaker 3: nobody left for you.

875
00:44:56,200 --> 00:45:01,200
Speaker 4: But no, that's a weird way to go about it. Yeah. Wow,

876
00:45:01,520 --> 00:45:02,880
Speaker 4: that's gonna be a lot of information.

877
00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:06,080
Speaker 3: Matt. It's not a horrible position for you to be in,

878
00:45:06,160 --> 00:45:09,360
Speaker 3: but it's kind of a really bad situation for Lily.

879
00:45:09,719 --> 00:45:11,399
Speaker 4: Yeah, you guys gotta tell us now.

880
00:45:11,680 --> 00:45:14,200
Speaker 3: I just gotta tell you, Matt, this is super awkward.

881
00:45:14,200 --> 00:45:16,919
Speaker 3: But Lily's been on the other line listening and heard

882
00:45:16,920 --> 00:45:21,680
Speaker 3: the whole thing. What Yeah, Hey, that's Lily.

883
00:45:21,840 --> 00:45:25,839
Speaker 14: Hey, Hey Matt, Hey, Hey Lily.

884
00:45:26,960 --> 00:45:28,960
Speaker 11: I'm really sorry. I still know you were on the

885
00:45:29,440 --> 00:45:33,120
Speaker 11: like on this call. I this is not how I

886
00:45:33,120 --> 00:45:34,000
Speaker 11: wanted you to find out.

887
00:45:34,920 --> 00:45:38,719
Speaker 14: I was so overwhelmed. I just I don't know what

888
00:45:38,840 --> 00:45:42,840
Speaker 14: this means. Like I thought my friend had my best

889
00:45:43,080 --> 00:45:45,560
Speaker 14: dress at heart and had my back, and now I

890
00:45:45,640 --> 00:45:46,279
Speaker 14: just feel like.

891
00:45:46,760 --> 00:45:49,120
Speaker 4: I'll say, it doesn't sound like your friend did this

892
00:45:49,239 --> 00:45:51,839
Speaker 4: maliciously or tried to hurt you in any way.

893
00:45:52,239 --> 00:45:54,720
Speaker 3: I feel like maybe your friend lied to you on purpose.

894
00:45:56,360 --> 00:45:58,920
Speaker 3: She definitely lied about saying that she didn't hear from

895
00:45:59,000 --> 00:45:59,919
Speaker 3: Matt after the date.

896
00:46:00,239 --> 00:46:02,239
Speaker 4: Well, what is she gonna say? I heard from him.

897
00:46:02,239 --> 00:46:03,560
Speaker 4: I confess my love to him.

898
00:46:03,680 --> 00:46:07,000
Speaker 6: That would be the truth, Brook, though she.

899
00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:08,280
Speaker 4: Doesn't know what to say either.

900
00:46:08,360 --> 00:46:11,080
Speaker 2: Probably in her defense, Lily, she was trying to tell

901
00:46:11,120 --> 00:46:13,200
Speaker 2: you how great of a guy she he is, and

902
00:46:13,239 --> 00:46:15,239
Speaker 2: he's so great of a guy she fell for him too.

903
00:46:15,280 --> 00:46:17,200
Speaker 4: I mean, it makes sense. She's like trying to convince

904
00:46:17,320 --> 00:46:19,360
Speaker 4: you over and over again, and then it finally dawns

905
00:46:19,360 --> 00:46:22,880
Speaker 4: on her, like, wait a minute, I go for him.

906
00:46:23,520 --> 00:46:26,440
Speaker 14: It's really making me rethink our entire friendship and like

907
00:46:26,480 --> 00:46:30,800
Speaker 14: what else she might be keeping from me that Oh, mad.

908
00:46:30,719 --> 00:46:32,840
Speaker 4: This is so messy for you to be in the middle.

909
00:46:33,160 --> 00:46:36,120
Speaker 11: Yeah, man, Well, I don't want to ruin anyone's friendship

910
00:46:36,280 --> 00:46:40,000
Speaker 11: like mine with our friend or you guys, so the

911
00:46:40,040 --> 00:46:42,200
Speaker 11: three of us could get together, get in a room,

912
00:46:42,440 --> 00:46:43,000
Speaker 11: talk it out.

913
00:46:43,120 --> 00:46:47,080
Speaker 3: Why every guy? I like, how you think this is

914
00:46:47,360 --> 00:46:48,880
Speaker 3: a good problem solving.

915
00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:52,240
Speaker 13: I know, let's all have some drinks again.

916
00:46:52,719 --> 00:46:54,560
Speaker 3: But what's wrong? What's wrong with that?

917
00:46:54,600 --> 00:46:54,880
Speaker 10: Brook?

918
00:46:55,560 --> 00:46:56,759
Speaker 4: It's not what the women want.

919
00:46:56,840 --> 00:46:59,799
Speaker 3: If you were twenty years younger and a few drinks deep,

920
00:46:59,840 --> 00:47:02,600
Speaker 3: you would be all over this. You'd say, seven more

921
00:47:02,640 --> 00:47:03,760
Speaker 3: girls in here, and that's.

922
00:47:03,560 --> 00:47:06,200
Speaker 4: Not a really good time you could, Matt, have you

923
00:47:06,280 --> 00:47:08,880
Speaker 4: got out with the other girl already? The friend?

924
00:47:09,640 --> 00:47:10,799
Speaker 11: No? Not at all?

925
00:47:10,920 --> 00:47:15,080
Speaker 3: Okay, okay jokes aside. In all honesty, Matt sounds pretty sincere,

926
00:47:15,160 --> 00:47:16,960
Speaker 3: like he just wants them to all be together so

927
00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:19,880
Speaker 3: they could talk about what's really going on. The secrecy

928
00:47:20,040 --> 00:47:22,520
Speaker 3: and the keeping things from each other. That's not working.

929
00:47:23,120 --> 00:47:25,399
Speaker 14: So Matt, I just I don't know what the right

930
00:47:25,440 --> 00:47:29,279
Speaker 14: course of action here is because I liked you, and

931
00:47:30,200 --> 00:47:32,359
Speaker 14: I man, I.

932
00:47:32,280 --> 00:47:36,800
Speaker 11: Don't know, really, I don't have an answer for you.

933
00:47:35,480 --> 00:47:39,120
Speaker 11: I think you gotta talk to our friend first.

934
00:47:39,400 --> 00:47:42,520
Speaker 4: Oh man, So you can't decide between them? Still?

935
00:47:43,160 --> 00:47:45,600
Speaker 11: No, I don't think it's a matter of deciding.

936
00:47:45,680 --> 00:47:48,000
Speaker 3: I mean, like, yeah, that'd be a pretty messy road.

937
00:47:48,080 --> 00:47:50,400
Speaker 3: For Matt to take. So, I mean, maybe it's not

938
00:47:50,400 --> 00:47:51,920
Speaker 3: a bad idea for all three of you guys to

939
00:47:51,960 --> 00:47:54,319
Speaker 3: talk it out together and we could pay to have

940
00:47:54,360 --> 00:47:56,359
Speaker 3: you meet up at a restaurant or something like that.

941
00:47:57,560 --> 00:48:02,000
Speaker 14: Whoa, that's I gotta how to put the gotta put

942
00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:03,680
Speaker 14: a big old yellow flag.

943
00:48:03,800 --> 00:48:04,879
Speaker 18: I'll stare on that one.

944
00:48:05,560 --> 00:48:08,120
Speaker 3: You want to talk to restaurants? Should we go somewhere else?

945
00:48:11,600 --> 00:48:12,799
Speaker 18: No, I just.

946
00:48:12,960 --> 00:48:16,520
Speaker 14: I've got so much to work out. I had no

947
00:48:16,840 --> 00:48:19,280
Speaker 14: idea this is going to go this direction.

948
00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:22,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, I'm sorry this is happening. I know this

949
00:48:22,480 --> 00:48:23,720
Speaker 3: is a lot. Keep us posted.

950
00:48:24,040 --> 00:48:26,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, I hope more than anything, your friendship, you know,

951
00:48:26,800 --> 00:48:29,520
Speaker 4: true gets through this. And then Matt, I mean, you're

952
00:48:29,640 --> 00:48:30,760
Speaker 4: in a win win situation.

953
00:48:30,960 --> 00:48:34,279
Speaker 17: So yeah, let us know who you think, Matt, I

954
00:48:34,280 --> 00:48:38,040
Speaker 17: don't know, but the win win, as you guys think. Okay, Okay,

955
00:48:38,200 --> 00:48:40,320
Speaker 17: I mean if I if I end up with either

956
00:48:40,520 --> 00:48:42,480
Speaker 17: of them, it's you know, there's gonna be the baggage

957
00:48:42,520 --> 00:48:43,600
Speaker 17: of the last week.

958
00:48:43,719 --> 00:48:44,480
Speaker 6: It's gonna be tough.

959
00:48:44,520 --> 00:48:46,600
Speaker 13: Just like when you learn parallel parking from one of them.

960
00:48:48,640 --> 00:48:49,520
Speaker 11: It's the thing.

961
00:48:49,800 --> 00:48:51,319
Speaker 3: You're gonna have one of them behind you, being like.

962
00:48:51,320 --> 00:48:56,799
Speaker 13: No other thing crank the wheel to the right.

963
00:48:57,960 --> 00:48:59,520
Speaker 11: You know, a lot of adults don't know how to

964
00:48:59,560 --> 00:49:00,200
Speaker 11: drive guys.

965
00:49:02,360 --> 00:49:04,239
Speaker 3: Jeff in the morning, Man, I kind of wanted to

966
00:49:04,280 --> 00:49:06,280
Speaker 3: ask Lily if she would like to do an awkward

967
00:49:06,360 --> 00:49:09,680
Speaker 3: Tuesday phone call to her friend to figure out what

968
00:49:09,719 --> 00:49:16,480
Speaker 3: was going onward, I'm sure it. Well, it seemed like

969
00:49:16,560 --> 00:49:19,719
Speaker 3: Lily was kind of reeling in the moment, so maybe

970
00:49:19,760 --> 00:49:20,960
Speaker 3: we'll ask her off the air.

971
00:49:21,120 --> 00:49:23,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's not like we can just Oh my god,

972
00:49:24,440 --> 00:49:27,640
Speaker 4: she is going to need help with that convo though,

973
00:49:26,480 --> 00:49:30,279
Speaker 4: ye freend obviously is it coming to her kids? She

974
00:49:30,400 --> 00:49:31,760
Speaker 4: knows it's so awkward.

975
00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:34,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I've heard that stuff happens sometimes where you're

976
00:49:34,719 --> 00:49:37,000
Speaker 3: close with a person and you try and set them

977
00:49:37,040 --> 00:49:40,080
Speaker 3: up romantically and suddenly you catch feelings and end up

978
00:49:40,200 --> 00:49:40,759
Speaker 3: dating them.

979
00:49:40,880 --> 00:49:42,560
Speaker 4: Oh man, you've heard that before.

980
00:49:42,640 --> 00:49:44,520
Speaker 13: I feel like it's the opposite for me. Two girls

981
00:49:44,560 --> 00:49:46,480
Speaker 13: are fighting, like, come on, you dat.

982
00:49:47,840 --> 00:49:49,680
Speaker 3: I really hope that we do get an update though

983
00:49:49,719 --> 00:49:53,040
Speaker 3: from this situation. Invested in that to find out who

984
00:49:53,120 --> 00:49:55,160
Speaker 3: he picks, or if he picks no one and goes

985
00:49:55,200 --> 00:49:56,440
Speaker 3: in a completely different direction.

986
00:49:56,560 --> 00:49:59,400
Speaker 4: I mean, maybe after this he doesn't have any choices anymore.

987
00:50:00,640 --> 00:50:04,000
Speaker 3: Or maybe we broke him from dating forever. So if

988
00:50:04,040 --> 00:50:06,880
Speaker 3: you'd like to be broken from dating forever, email the show.

989
00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:09,080
Speaker 3: We can help make that happen, and you can always

990
00:50:09,120 --> 00:50:11,680
Speaker 3: catch any of our second eight update podcasts online where

991
00:50:11,760 --> 00:50:13,800
Speaker 3: you find your podcast at Broken, Jeffrey.

992
00:50:13,840 --> 00:50:15,360
Speaker 10: Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

993
00:50:17,120 --> 00:50:20,640
Speaker 3: Every good performer knows it's important to pay attention to

994
00:50:20,719 --> 00:50:23,640
Speaker 3: your audience and make sure that they're vibing with you.

995
00:50:23,719 --> 00:50:25,439
Speaker 4: Yeah, for sure, that's the whole key to it.

996
00:50:25,360 --> 00:50:27,879
Speaker 3: Which is why every Friday when I sing, I look

997
00:50:27,920 --> 00:50:31,720
Speaker 3: over and I noticed Jose and Brooke having a great time,

998
00:50:32,120 --> 00:50:36,640
Speaker 3: and I love that always. But then there's a lysis. Yeah,

999
00:50:36,680 --> 00:50:40,880
Speaker 3: she's never once danced along to any of my songs.

1000
00:50:43,040 --> 00:50:46,120
Speaker 3: Sometimes I think she's swaying, but then I rewatched the

1001
00:50:46,200 --> 00:50:49,040
Speaker 3: video on Brook and Jeffrey YouTube. It turns out she's

1002
00:50:49,120 --> 00:50:50,719
Speaker 3: just twitching from coffee over you.

1003
00:50:50,960 --> 00:50:53,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, I've noticed that too.

1004
00:50:53,400 --> 00:50:54,880
Speaker 3: And there was one time I thought she did a

1005
00:50:54,920 --> 00:50:57,360
Speaker 3: head nod too, but that turns out she was just

1006
00:50:57,400 --> 00:51:02,279
Speaker 3: adjusting her fake ponytail that she bought from Clayer's. So

1007
00:51:03,719 --> 00:51:09,600
Speaker 3: the question is, can I win her over today if

1008
00:51:09,600 --> 00:51:12,880
Speaker 3: I give her permission to twerk along? I'm hoping Alexis

1009
00:51:12,920 --> 00:51:16,320
Speaker 3: can come through during my brand new song of the Week.

1010
00:51:16,880 --> 00:51:20,360
Speaker 3: It's coming up. It is Song of the Week time.

1011
00:51:21,120 --> 00:51:25,200
Speaker 3: And here we are getting closer and closer to Christmas Day.

1012
00:51:25,400 --> 00:51:27,200
Speaker 6: Okay, I can smell it.

1013
00:51:27,280 --> 00:51:30,560
Speaker 4: I feel like you're more in the spirit this year, Jeffrey,

1014
00:51:30,600 --> 00:51:33,040
Speaker 4: than you've ever been ever. I mean, you're you came

1015
00:51:33,080 --> 00:51:34,960
Speaker 4: in the studio in another Santa hi yah.

1016
00:51:34,960 --> 00:51:39,479
Speaker 3: I'm contractually obligated to be festive and joyous in time

1017
00:51:39,520 --> 00:51:40,240
Speaker 3: for the season.

1018
00:51:40,360 --> 00:51:42,200
Speaker 4: What is forcing it is doing a good job.

1019
00:51:42,320 --> 00:51:45,520
Speaker 3: The clock is ticking though. By now everyone's officially into

1020
00:51:45,560 --> 00:51:49,160
Speaker 3: the holiday spirit. The music is playing everywhere, and there's

1021
00:51:49,200 --> 00:51:53,560
Speaker 3: songs about Rudolph and Frosty and Santa and even Tommy

1022
00:51:53,600 --> 00:51:57,600
Speaker 3: the Ticklish two toad elf. But are there any songs

1023
00:51:57,800 --> 00:52:00,840
Speaker 3: about Santa's boo clause?

1024
00:52:01,239 --> 00:52:03,239
Speaker 6: No, I don't think there is one.

1025
00:52:03,760 --> 00:52:06,880
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm sure there are maybe, but you don't

1026
00:52:07,080 --> 00:52:09,480
Speaker 3: know any nothing popular that's out there.

1027
00:52:09,680 --> 00:52:12,640
Speaker 4: No, I mean, if anything, Santa is kissing Mommy the

1028
00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:14,319
Speaker 4: under the Christmas tree.

1029
00:52:15,280 --> 00:52:17,840
Speaker 3: That's a bunch of being bragging about it to missus

1030
00:52:17,920 --> 00:52:21,600
Speaker 3: Claus's face. It's a dang shame because out of everybody

1031
00:52:21,719 --> 00:52:24,400
Speaker 3: up at the North Pole. She might be the most

1032
00:52:24,520 --> 00:52:25,920
Speaker 3: important out of all of that.

1033
00:52:26,200 --> 00:52:28,480
Speaker 4: You know, yeah, you know, she's running that place.

1034
00:52:28,520 --> 00:52:30,920
Speaker 3: And I'm not just saying that because of the rumors

1035
00:52:30,920 --> 00:52:33,279
Speaker 3: that she's on ozembic. Now, okay, let's put those over

1036
00:52:33,360 --> 00:52:36,839
Speaker 3: to the side. She looks great, however, she wants to

1037
00:52:36,840 --> 00:52:40,120
Speaker 3: do it, and she is great, that's right. In fact,

1038
00:52:40,200 --> 00:52:44,839
Speaker 3: she's the unsung hero, the secret MVP of Christmas who

1039
00:52:45,000 --> 00:52:48,440
Speaker 3: keeps Sanna's workshop humming and drumming while Sanna gets to

1040
00:52:48,520 --> 00:52:51,800
Speaker 3: gallivant all over the world chimney hopping and kissing people's moms.

1041
00:52:52,160 --> 00:52:52,880
Speaker 4: That's what I'm saying.

1042
00:52:52,920 --> 00:52:54,759
Speaker 3: And it's not fair because Santa is getting all this

1043
00:52:54,880 --> 00:52:57,319
Speaker 3: love and all the glory and all the Coca Cola commercials.

1044
00:52:57,480 --> 00:53:01,960
Speaker 3: But Missus Claus, she's the true spirit of Christmas y

1045
00:53:02,400 --> 00:53:04,640
Speaker 3: and she needs a song that lets her know that

1046
00:53:04,719 --> 00:53:08,879
Speaker 3: her work does not go unseen and she is fully appreciated.

1047
00:53:09,000 --> 00:53:11,080
Speaker 4: God, you are the hero we needed written right now.

1048
00:53:11,160 --> 00:53:15,680
Speaker 3: Jeffrey, Well, that's why today's song is dedicated to missus Clause.

1049
00:53:15,719 --> 00:53:19,120
Speaker 3: And instead of doing the old school hit Stacy's mom

1050
00:53:19,200 --> 00:53:23,840
Speaker 3: has got it going on, it's young Jeffrey's Missus Clause

1051
00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:28,399
Speaker 3: is dropping all our jaws. I'm a point when I'm

1052
00:53:28,440 --> 00:53:30,960
Speaker 3: ready point.

1053
00:53:39,400 --> 00:53:45,759
Speaker 19: Missus Clause is dropping all our jaws. Missus Clause labors

1054
00:53:45,800 --> 00:53:51,120
Speaker 19: more than Lama's. Missus Clause is Santa's real boss.

1055
00:53:51,719 --> 00:53:53,920
Speaker 3: Missus Clause makes.

1056
00:53:53,640 --> 00:53:58,719
Speaker 7: All the Christmas laws, the people saying that's Santa's a

1057
00:53:58,880 --> 00:54:06,360
Speaker 7: jolly old fool oh oh cookie drool. But maybe he's

1058
00:54:06,440 --> 00:54:13,160
Speaker 7: just not the sharpest too old the present new proudly

1059
00:54:13,320 --> 00:54:16,560
Speaker 7: double check in on his Christmas list.

1060
00:54:18,160 --> 00:54:22,959
Speaker 3: His wife is pissed because who do you think put

1061
00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:27,640
Speaker 3: that together? From him and him? Her spreadsheets are lit.

1062
00:54:28,080 --> 00:54:30,439
Speaker 3: Santa's workshop is a warm.

1063
00:54:30,200 --> 00:54:33,600
Speaker 7: Passive place to be, but it feels more like a

1064
00:54:33,680 --> 00:54:35,400
Speaker 7: sweatshop if it weren't.

1065
00:54:35,080 --> 00:54:40,879
Speaker 20: For missus c Missus cause riccines on Santa's claus. He's

1066
00:54:40,960 --> 00:54:45,719
Speaker 20: the main course baby, She's the secret sauce, freshly big

1067
00:54:45,840 --> 00:54:48,560
Speaker 20: cookies in the shape of Christmas trees.

1068
00:54:48,880 --> 00:54:53,120
Speaker 7: As Santa's dozing off, his workshop run by missus pau.

1069
00:54:53,320 --> 00:54:58,600
Speaker 7: Missus Claus defies the aging laws and her one thousands,

1070
00:54:58,640 --> 00:55:02,720
Speaker 7: even j Lowell all the elves.

1071
00:55:02,760 --> 00:55:10,760
Speaker 3: They respect her like a mafia don She gets things done.

1072
00:55:09,880 --> 00:55:15,520
Speaker 7: Send presents out faster than emmah on.

1073
00:55:15,280 --> 00:55:16,880
Speaker 12: Her delivery strong.

1074
00:55:18,360 --> 00:55:22,439
Speaker 7: Santa's at the mall in his easy chair.

1075
00:55:23,800 --> 00:55:29,680
Speaker 3: Eating e Claire's will. His wife's at work managing the elves.

1076
00:55:29,719 --> 00:55:33,320
Speaker 3: Health can air. It don't seem fair.

1077
00:55:33,719 --> 00:55:38,320
Speaker 7: She's the secret CEO of Santa in the streets. Missus

1078
00:55:38,360 --> 00:55:42,400
Speaker 7: Claus's cup of Coco wood mix Starbuck tastes like key.

1079
00:55:42,520 --> 00:55:47,560
Speaker 20: Missus Laws the Farney of Christmas. She slays her chum

1080
00:55:47,960 --> 00:55:52,640
Speaker 20: even through the mana pod. Santa, can't you see when.

1081
00:55:52,480 --> 00:55:53,319
Speaker 3: You married her?

1082
00:55:53,480 --> 00:55:54,319
Speaker 10: You pee?

1083
00:55:54,400 --> 00:55:55,840
Speaker 3: Because Christmas would.

1084
00:55:55,600 --> 00:55:59,080
Speaker 7: Be bodged if it was not for Missus Clouds.

1085
00:56:07,080 --> 00:56:12,280
Speaker 20: Missus Claus sings out the Christmas sauce her apron lawn,

1086
00:56:12,480 --> 00:56:16,520
Speaker 20: and she smells like saying Amon, she is so farming.

1087
00:56:16,840 --> 00:56:22,560
Speaker 20: That's the North Post Smell team. Yeah, Christmas would be pausause.

1088
00:56:22,160 --> 00:56:27,040
Speaker 3: With that fish broad name, missus Claus. Uh, she's chiller

1089
00:56:27,040 --> 00:56:28,600
Speaker 3: than a hugging dog.

1090
00:56:29,239 --> 00:56:29,399
Speaker 17: Uh.

1091
00:56:30,360 --> 00:56:32,239
Speaker 11: Pat Burnie kisses just like me.

1092
00:56:32,480 --> 00:56:34,719
Speaker 12: I'm saying, we all know who has.

1093
00:56:34,560 --> 00:56:38,120
Speaker 20: To stay, So let's get some applause for the Queen

1094
00:56:38,160 --> 00:56:38,880
Speaker 20: of Christmas.

1095
00:56:38,960 --> 00:56:40,120
Speaker 12: Missus pause.

1096
00:56:40,600 --> 00:56:44,120
Speaker 20: Yeah, my god, run.

1097
00:56:47,680 --> 00:56:49,560
Speaker 4: Jeffrey, it was so long overdue.

1098
00:56:49,800 --> 00:56:54,520
Speaker 13: Yeah, he peeked when he married that woman.

1099
00:56:54,560 --> 00:56:57,839
Speaker 3: And since I know she's doing all the work up

1100
00:56:57,840 --> 00:56:58,680
Speaker 3: at the North Point.

1101
00:56:58,760 --> 00:57:00,560
Speaker 6: It's her. She's the hard Christmas.

1102
00:57:00,800 --> 00:57:03,000
Speaker 3: So when you go and leave cookies and milk out

1103
00:57:03,040 --> 00:57:05,600
Speaker 3: for Santa, leave something extra for Missus Claws too.

1104
00:57:05,760 --> 00:57:09,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm gonna tell you she likes an adult beverage.

1105
00:57:09,800 --> 00:57:11,239
Speaker 4: That woman is handling a lot.

1106
00:57:13,160 --> 00:57:14,800
Speaker 3: There you go, it's a song of the week for

1107
00:57:14,880 --> 00:57:18,080
Speaker 3: Missus Next seven eight five nine two. You can tell

1108
00:57:18,160 --> 00:57:19,480
Speaker 3: us what you thought about the song of the week.

1109
00:57:19,480 --> 00:57:21,240
Speaker 3: We're gonna post this video up on the Brook and

1110
00:57:21,280 --> 00:57:24,600
Speaker 3: Jeffrey socials on our TikTok Instagram YouTube. Ever with all

1111
00:57:24,600 --> 00:57:25,400
Speaker 3: the lyrics.

1112
00:57:25,120 --> 00:57:26,760
Speaker 4: There, I hear if you share it, you get put

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00:57:26,800 --> 00:57:27,479
Speaker 4: on the nice list.

1114
00:57:27,880 --> 00:57:30,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that is automatically.

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00:57:31,120 --> 00:57:32,000
Speaker 6: I'm gonna share it now.

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00:57:34,200 --> 00:57:37,400
Speaker 3: That's your song of the week. Brooking Jeffrey in the morning,

1117
00:57:39,200 --> 00:57:41,040
Speaker 3: got a text seven eight five nine two that says

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00:57:41,080 --> 00:57:44,800
Speaker 3: Missus Claws is the true hero of Christmas. Who else

1119
00:57:44,800 --> 00:57:47,040
Speaker 3: would put up with Santa who spends one day of

1120
00:57:47,080 --> 00:57:50,800
Speaker 3: the year working and the other three sixty four judging

1121
00:57:50,840 --> 00:57:52,280
Speaker 3: everyone and eating cookies?

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00:57:52,520 --> 00:57:56,440
Speaker 2: Yeah fourteen He's like, I'm gonna do one three hundred

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00:57:56,440 --> 00:57:57,240
Speaker 2: and sixty five days.

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00:57:57,280 --> 00:58:00,439
Speaker 3: Yeah, but if you miss it. In had a sing

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00:58:00,440 --> 00:58:02,960
Speaker 3: in the old school hit Stacy's Mom has got it

1126
00:58:03,040 --> 00:58:06,240
Speaker 3: going on. I did my own version called missus clause

1127
00:58:06,400 --> 00:58:09,520
Speaker 3: is dropping all our jaws because come on, she's a

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00:58:09,600 --> 00:58:11,640
Speaker 3: huge part of the operation up in the North Pole

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00:58:11,840 --> 00:58:15,080
Speaker 3: and never ever gets enough credit for all the work does.

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00:58:15,600 --> 00:58:17,280
Speaker 3: And I see we're getting a lot of feedback regarding

1131
00:58:17,280 --> 00:58:19,200
Speaker 3: the song on the textboard. Brooke, what are you seeing.

1132
00:58:19,440 --> 00:58:21,640
Speaker 4: This one that says my six year old wants to

1133
00:58:21,640 --> 00:58:23,560
Speaker 4: know if all the elves in the North Pole are

1134
00:58:23,600 --> 00:58:25,440
Speaker 4: missus claus Is real children.

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00:58:25,760 --> 00:58:27,840
Speaker 3: Oh, she's legally not allowed to say anything.

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00:58:28,360 --> 00:58:30,600
Speaker 4: He also wants to know if they aren't her kids,

1137
00:58:30,600 --> 00:58:31,840
Speaker 4: how much are they paying them?

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00:58:32,160 --> 00:58:32,360
Speaker 15: Yeah?

1139
00:58:32,400 --> 00:58:33,680
Speaker 13: I think she's claim them all.

1140
00:58:33,720 --> 00:58:37,760
Speaker 4: Then I've heard they're start trying to unionize.

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00:58:38,760 --> 00:58:42,520
Speaker 3: Careful hopefully. Note we want more presents cheap. But if

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00:58:42,520 --> 00:58:44,000
Speaker 3: you missed it, or if you want to hear the

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00:58:44,040 --> 00:58:45,600
Speaker 3: song again, we're gonna put it up at the Brook

1144
00:58:45,600 --> 00:58:48,440
Speaker 3: and Jeffery YouTube page, on our Facebook or Instagram, our

1145
00:58:48,480 --> 00:58:51,040
Speaker 3: TikTok all of our socials at Brook and Jeffrey. I

1146
00:58:51,080 --> 00:58:53,320
Speaker 3: just want to say happy holidays everybody.

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00:58:53,400 --> 00:58:55,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, thanks for being here with us, and great great job,

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00:58:55,960 --> 00:58:58,200
Speaker 4: jeff Oh good, that was my present to you.

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00:58:58,360 --> 00:59:00,000
Speaker 3: Oh okay, I'm gonna say, great job back to all

1150
00:59:00,040 --> 00:59:00,360
Speaker 3: all of you.

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00:59:00,560 --> 00:59:04,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, you gifted.

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00:59:05,440 --> 00:59:07,560
Speaker 10: That's how it is, Brook and Jeffrey.

1153
00:59:07,560 --> 00:59:17,680
Speaker 3: In the morning, somebody wants to play you in trivia today, broke.

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00:59:17,720 --> 00:59:21,680
Speaker 3: His name is Jeremy. He is a lab specialist, and

1155
00:59:21,960 --> 00:59:26,880
Speaker 3: apparently every single year he hosts his classic eggnog party.

1156
00:59:27,520 --> 00:59:30,320
Speaker 3: Does that mean I have no idea? I'm afraid to

1157
00:59:30,400 --> 00:59:34,200
Speaker 3: even ask, but let's try it, Jeremy. What's an eggnog party?

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00:59:35,240 --> 00:59:38,560
Speaker 11: I just have people over and we drink eggnog that

1159
00:59:38,640 --> 00:59:40,760
Speaker 11: we put a lot of bourbon in and eat a

1160
00:59:40,760 --> 00:59:41,280
Speaker 11: lot of food.

1161
00:59:41,840 --> 00:59:43,400
Speaker 4: Do you make your own eggnog?

1162
00:59:44,120 --> 00:59:44,480
Speaker 15: I do.

1163
00:59:44,680 --> 00:59:46,400
Speaker 11: It's the old fashioned English eggnog.

1164
00:59:46,640 --> 00:59:49,880
Speaker 2: Dam When you hear the blender going, that's when you

1165
00:59:50,000 --> 00:59:51,320
Speaker 2: know it's gonna be a good night.

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00:59:51,520 --> 00:59:53,080
Speaker 4: What is eggnog actually made out of?

1167
00:59:53,200 --> 00:59:55,800
Speaker 11: Is it just eggs, eggs half and half.

1168
00:59:55,920 --> 00:59:59,640
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, that's why I love it, eggs, cream, sugar

1169
00:59:59,680 --> 01:00:00,000
Speaker 4: and boot.

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01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:03,920
Speaker 9: It's just a vehicle for the real party, that's it.

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01:00:04,040 --> 01:00:05,040
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's true.

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01:00:05,760 --> 01:00:07,680
Speaker 3: So let's send Brook out of the studio, Jeremy, and

1173
01:00:07,680 --> 01:00:09,160
Speaker 3: while she leaves, you know the game works. He got

1174
01:00:09,160 --> 01:00:11,240
Speaker 3: thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If

1175
01:00:11,240 --> 01:00:12,520
Speaker 3: you don't know when, you could say past. But you

1176
01:00:12,600 --> 01:00:14,880
Speaker 3: do have to beat her outright to win. Are you ready?

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01:00:15,720 --> 01:00:16,240
Speaker 11: I'm ready?

1178
01:00:16,280 --> 01:00:19,200
Speaker 3: Good luck, my man. Your time starts now. In a

1179
01:00:19,280 --> 01:00:22,080
Speaker 3: Christmas Carol? What is Scrooge's last name?

1180
01:00:24,240 --> 01:00:24,919
Speaker 11: Scrooge?

1181
01:00:25,120 --> 01:00:27,520
Speaker 3: What is the official language of the country of Jamaica?

1182
01:00:30,280 --> 01:00:30,840
Speaker 11: English?

1183
01:00:31,160 --> 01:00:34,160
Speaker 3: Tina Belcher is a popular character on What animated TV

1184
01:00:34,240 --> 01:00:38,280
Speaker 3: show Boby Berger In United Kingdom. Old bill is a

1185
01:00:38,320 --> 01:00:44,000
Speaker 3: slang term used for what profession what insect can live

1186
01:00:44,080 --> 01:00:48,520
Speaker 3: for up to a week without its head name the

1187
01:00:48,600 --> 01:00:51,440
Speaker 3: rapper who opened the restaurant named Mom Spaghetti in twenty

1188
01:00:51,440 --> 01:00:56,439
Speaker 3: twenty one. Eminem Oh, Jeremy came to play today. Good

1189
01:00:56,480 --> 01:00:59,640
Speaker 3: work there, man. Bill Brook's gonna come back into the studio.

1190
01:01:00,120 --> 01:01:01,960
Speaker 3: And we've been asking a lot of people who are

1191
01:01:02,000 --> 01:01:04,400
Speaker 3: on the segment lately when it comes to Christmas, you

1192
01:01:04,440 --> 01:01:06,280
Speaker 3: do real trees or fake trees?

1193
01:01:07,600 --> 01:01:09,760
Speaker 11: We actually have a fake one. I've never actually had

1194
01:01:09,800 --> 01:01:10,960
Speaker 11: a real tree in my house yet.

1195
01:01:11,120 --> 01:01:15,360
Speaker 6: Oh, I've lived both. I've lived through both lived.

1196
01:01:15,960 --> 01:01:22,360
Speaker 9: Yeah, which reality do you like better?

1197
01:01:22,440 --> 01:01:22,600
Speaker 4: Oh?

1198
01:01:22,640 --> 01:01:24,200
Speaker 6: I enjoy the one now it's lazier.

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01:01:24,720 --> 01:01:27,640
Speaker 2: Fake fake trees you don't got to worry about cleaning

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01:01:27,640 --> 01:01:29,160
Speaker 2: them up, and I just leave it around a year round.

1201
01:01:29,200 --> 01:01:34,479
Speaker 4: Now, all back Hose's Christmas tree. It looks really good.

1202
01:01:34,560 --> 01:01:35,960
Speaker 4: It looks better than I expected.

1203
01:01:36,040 --> 01:01:37,720
Speaker 6: Well, now I have like three years with the ornaments on.

1204
01:01:39,360 --> 01:01:40,480
Speaker 4: It used to be so bare.

1205
01:01:40,960 --> 01:01:42,240
Speaker 6: I didn't have any ornaments.

1206
01:01:42,480 --> 01:01:44,160
Speaker 3: Here we go. You're up, You're ready, Yeah, I'm ready.

1207
01:01:44,200 --> 01:01:47,480
Speaker 3: Your time starts now. In a Christmas Carol. What is

1208
01:01:47,520 --> 01:01:48,919
Speaker 3: Scrooge's last name?

1209
01:01:49,360 --> 01:01:53,360
Speaker 4: Uh? God, I almost said McDuck Scrooge.

1210
01:01:53,760 --> 01:01:56,240
Speaker 3: What is the official language of the country of Jamaica.

1211
01:01:56,920 --> 01:01:57,360
Speaker 4: English.

1212
01:01:57,640 --> 01:02:00,200
Speaker 3: Tina Belcher is a popular character on what anime ad

1213
01:02:00,280 --> 01:02:01,120
Speaker 3: TV show.

1214
01:02:02,480 --> 01:02:03,320
Speaker 4: Bob's Burgers.

1215
01:02:03,360 --> 01:02:06,120
Speaker 3: In the United Kingdom, old bill is a slang term

1216
01:02:06,480 --> 01:02:08,160
Speaker 3: used for what profession.

1217
01:02:09,200 --> 01:02:09,600
Speaker 4: Builder.

1218
01:02:10,160 --> 01:02:12,520
Speaker 3: What insect can live for up to a week without

1219
01:02:12,560 --> 01:02:12,959
Speaker 3: its head?

1220
01:02:13,920 --> 01:02:14,560
Speaker 4: Uh?

1221
01:02:14,760 --> 01:02:15,040
Speaker 10: Worm?

1222
01:02:18,080 --> 01:02:18,360
Speaker 4: I don't.

1223
01:02:18,560 --> 01:02:21,160
Speaker 3: I don't know if that counts, but it's an answer.

1224
01:02:21,200 --> 01:02:22,600
Speaker 3: We're gonna go to the scoreboard and see how you

1225
01:02:22,600 --> 01:02:24,919
Speaker 3: Bolt did with Jose Merry Christmas.

1226
01:02:25,120 --> 01:02:28,600
Speaker 11: You better ready to do some kissing.

1227
01:02:29,120 --> 01:02:29,360
Speaker 19: Movie.

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01:02:29,880 --> 01:02:31,560
Speaker 6: Jeremy, you got four correct.

1229
01:02:31,920 --> 01:02:38,640
Speaker 4: Jeremy buyer today? I don't know one less than jeredy Oh,

1230
01:02:38,640 --> 01:02:40,200
Speaker 4: I did? I took too long? In that first one,

1231
01:02:40,360 --> 01:02:40,880
Speaker 4: sure did.

1232
01:02:41,120 --> 01:02:43,000
Speaker 12: And on way.

1233
01:02:43,000 --> 01:02:50,880
Speaker 5: Three, congratulations Jeremy, Christmas fear.

1234
01:02:53,120 --> 01:02:57,840
Speaker 3: Okay, party has started early over Jeremy's plays.

1235
01:03:00,040 --> 01:03:00,400
Speaker 11: In the back.

1236
01:03:00,920 --> 01:03:02,560
Speaker 4: That's really cute.

1237
01:03:02,600 --> 01:03:04,920
Speaker 3: Wow, well done. Let's go over the answers and a

1238
01:03:05,000 --> 01:03:08,760
Speaker 3: Christmas Carol. Scrooge's last name is Scrooge's all a little

1239
01:03:08,760 --> 01:03:11,920
Speaker 3: bit of a trick question there, Ebenezer Scrooge. The official

1240
01:03:12,000 --> 01:03:15,680
Speaker 3: language of the country of Jamaica is English. Tina Belcher

1241
01:03:15,720 --> 01:03:19,400
Speaker 3: is a popular character on Bob's Burgers in the UK.

1242
01:03:19,800 --> 01:03:22,200
Speaker 3: Old Bill is a slang term if you're talking about

1243
01:03:22,200 --> 01:03:23,240
Speaker 3: a police officer.

1244
01:03:23,400 --> 01:03:24,400
Speaker 4: An old bill.

1245
01:03:24,520 --> 01:03:27,000
Speaker 3: Dates back to an old cartoon police character in the

1246
01:03:27,080 --> 01:03:30,480
Speaker 3: UK with a big mustache named old Bill. The insect

1247
01:03:30,520 --> 01:03:31,920
Speaker 3: that can live for up to a week without its

1248
01:03:31,920 --> 01:03:32,960
Speaker 3: head is a cockroach.

1249
01:03:33,720 --> 01:03:34,880
Speaker 4: That makes sense that you.

1250
01:03:35,720 --> 01:03:37,720
Speaker 3: Didn't get to this question, Brook, but the rapper who

1251
01:03:37,800 --> 01:03:43,600
Speaker 3: opened the restaurant named mom Spaghetti. If you've got a

1252
01:03:43,680 --> 01:03:45,000
Speaker 3: little faster.

1253
01:03:44,920 --> 01:03:48,400
Speaker 4: And talk too much about Scrooge McDuck in the game came.

1254
01:03:48,240 --> 01:03:51,560
Speaker 3: Back to bite you. So, Jeremy, congratulations, you beat Brook.

1255
01:03:51,760 --> 01:03:55,400
Speaker 3: So you get one hundred dollars plus just for playing.

1256
01:03:55,680 --> 01:03:57,480
Speaker 3: You also win a four pack of tickets so the

1257
01:03:57,600 --> 01:04:01,040
Speaker 3: Washington State Fair Holiday Magic. On select days from December

1258
01:04:01,080 --> 01:04:02,960
Speaker 3: first to the twenty third, you can immerse yourself in

1259
01:04:02,960 --> 01:04:05,760
Speaker 3: a world of festival delights where twinkling lights, the aroma,

1260
01:04:05,800 --> 01:04:08,120
Speaker 3: delicious treats, and the sound of laughter fill the air.

1261
01:04:08,440 --> 01:04:10,920
Speaker 3: Celebrate this time of year with holiday activities both indoor

1262
01:04:10,960 --> 01:04:12,760
Speaker 3: and outdoor at the Washington State Fair.

1263
01:04:13,800 --> 01:04:15,120
Speaker 11: Thanks guys, that's awesome.

1264
01:04:15,400 --> 01:04:18,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, guy, It's just been a rough year for

1265
01:04:18,400 --> 01:04:19,680
Speaker 4: me with trivia.

1266
01:04:19,840 --> 01:04:22,400
Speaker 11: I'm two and three, so she's got three wins against

1267
01:04:22,400 --> 01:04:22,760
Speaker 11: my own.

1268
01:04:23,280 --> 01:04:24,640
Speaker 4: He's trying to make me feel better.

1269
01:04:25,120 --> 01:04:25,320
Speaker 10: Yeah.

1270
01:04:26,280 --> 01:04:28,120
Speaker 4: Well, his wife is yelling in the background.

1271
01:04:28,200 --> 01:04:33,760
Speaker 3: I see you. Yeah, tonight, good work, Jeremy, Thank you

1272
01:04:33,800 --> 01:04:37,760
Speaker 3: so much for playing. Congratulations, We're Christmas. Merry Christmas.

1273
01:04:37,840 --> 01:04:38,000
Speaker 10: Yeah.

1274
01:04:39,360 --> 01:04:41,520
Speaker 3: We're going to be back to Windbrooks Block same time

1275
01:04:41,560 --> 01:04:42,080
Speaker 3: on Monday

1276
01:04:42,640 --> 01:04:44,160
Speaker 10: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.