WEBVTT - Episode 307: Pregame - What Planet am I On?

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<v Speaker 1>Am I? Okay? Like what planet am I on? Calm

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<v Speaker 1>Down with Erin and Carissa is a production of iHeartRadio.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry, I'm just so dialed into our significant others media

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<v Speaker 2>pick up or brother new podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, the fact he goes, hey, I don't want.

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<v Speaker 3>To break it to you, but we're making headlines. I go, oh, Jesus,

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<v Speaker 3>what now? That's never a good thing to wake up to.

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<v Speaker 2>Eyes ever, Welcome to the pregame in the off season,

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<v Speaker 2>my little lover.

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<v Speaker 3>First up, we've got Marsha Brady. First of all, you

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<v Speaker 3>with the Marsha Brady name. I love you, Marsha Brady nine.

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<v Speaker 3>What is something you are not so good going to

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<v Speaker 3>do this off season? Put on makeup? I mean you're

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<v Speaker 3>looking on that, Scara. What am I not going to

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<v Speaker 3>do this off season? I don't know?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you have?

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<v Speaker 3>What do you?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean?

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<v Speaker 2>I was gonna get I was going to say something funny,

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<v Speaker 2>but it'll get traction, so I can't.

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<v Speaker 1>I need to really, I need to temper what I'm

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<v Speaker 1>going to say. I don't know. I haven't really thought

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<v Speaker 1>about that, Marcia. Marsha. Marsha, that's a great question.

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<v Speaker 3>You know what I'm really trying to do Marcia is well,

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<v Speaker 3>obviously not be in the sun because I couldn't be

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<v Speaker 3>more white. I need to get a tan.

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<v Speaker 2>And that's good for you because guess who has this business?

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<v Speaker 1>Talk about it on the Big Show. Aaron has an announcement.

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<v Speaker 1>You want to talk about traction, I don't even mean it.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm really gonna have to keep everybody updated on the

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<v Speaker 2>cream I'm going to have to use.

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<v Speaker 1>No, it's not a mustache. We'll talk about it later

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<v Speaker 1>in the Big Show, but I'm not going to do

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<v Speaker 1>this off season.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm going to try really hard to be present in

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<v Speaker 3>whatever it is that I'm doing.

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<v Speaker 1>I think, you know, we've talked about it before.

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<v Speaker 3>We get we fall victim to our phones and our

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<v Speaker 3>devices and all that kind of stuff, which is why

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<v Speaker 3>I like being at the ranch.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't have service a.

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<v Speaker 3>Lot of places here, so it fortunately it's bad for

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<v Speaker 3>our communication, but outside of that, it's good to just be,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, in the elements. And I'm gonna obviously illustrating

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<v Speaker 3>in this uniform for the next six months.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I don't know. I got to think about that.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a good question, Nick, I love that. Yeah, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>going to come back to that. What am I not

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<v Speaker 1>planning on doing?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, MEMI four seven, nine eight, what are your most

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<v Speaker 2>important guest room necessities?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm setting up.

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<v Speaker 2>A renovated guest room in my home. I love this

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<v Speaker 2>we as a candle.

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<v Speaker 1>What else?

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<v Speaker 2>I like a tissue box. These are all probably really

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<v Speaker 2>super ones. I can't wait to hear what Crisa has

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<v Speaker 2>to say. I like to set up, but I also

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<v Speaker 2>realize I gotta do a revamp of our of our

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<v Speaker 2>little home here.

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<v Speaker 1>Because I need like new.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like my lotions and my shampoos and my

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<v Speaker 2>body washes are not acceptable.

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<v Speaker 3>I need to step it up a bit. I'm going

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<v Speaker 3>to stop you right there, because Aaron is you. Guys,

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<v Speaker 3>no one ever wants to have Aaron as a guest

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<v Speaker 3>after you've been to her house. Because when you have

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<v Speaker 3>lutron shades that you can click a button on and

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<v Speaker 3>they wake you up in the morning, and you have

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<v Speaker 3>like five rows of Serena and lily bedding, Aaron's bedding

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<v Speaker 3>and a guest room is insane. So drawing off of that,

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<v Speaker 3>I would say good bedding always, because no one needs

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<v Speaker 3>to put guests in like you know, don't I like

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<v Speaker 3>the look of linen, but No one likes to sleep

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<v Speaker 3>on a linen sheet in your face?

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<v Speaker 1>Come, what did you feel like?

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<v Speaker 3>It's just not cozy comfy. It's like it's like I

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<v Speaker 3>hate this word, but like raw, it's like sandpaper. It's

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<v Speaker 3>cool and like the like, oh, I'm going from my

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<v Speaker 3>like you know, zen vibe. But to sleep on no,

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<v Speaker 3>no linen sheets so comfy cozy sheets. Also, what I

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<v Speaker 3>really like to do is I like to put a

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<v Speaker 3>picture of the person that's staying in that guest room

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<v Speaker 3>in a frame next to the bed so it feels personalized.

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<v Speaker 3>So it's whether it be a picture with like you

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<v Speaker 3>and I if you were the guest or whoever had.

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<v Speaker 1>A picture of me in every bedroom? How pain is

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<v Speaker 1>welcome to my home?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, so something that's definitely a candle, And then I

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<v Speaker 3>would say, yeah, good bathroom stuff. Never ever, ever ever

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<v Speaker 3>have a bar of soap? Dinge mcdinge ew, No.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't have no. Okay, let me rephrase. You have

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<v Speaker 1>a new bar. It's in the box.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm saying, don't ever have like an old bar of

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<v Speaker 3>soap like in there where you're like, who's used this?

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<v Speaker 1>But then that's a whole debate in itself.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you really well, I like to use a bar

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<v Speaker 2>of soap and I like to use like a body wash.

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<v Speaker 1>But if if you're coming to visit, would you use

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<v Speaker 1>a bar of soap?

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<v Speaker 3>I will say this, I will use a bar of

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<v Speaker 3>soap on my feet. I know that sounds gross, but

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<v Speaker 3>like I want a body wash on the body and

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<v Speaker 3>like the areas I need to scrub, Like if we've

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<v Speaker 3>been out and you're like, you know your feet are

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<v Speaker 3>dirty wearing sandals or your heels, Like we're scrubbing with soap.

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<v Speaker 3>We don't need to waste them a soap body wash

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<v Speaker 3>on our feet.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, let's just you know it's there's a time and

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<v Speaker 1>a play. We can do a whole to tour on this.

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<v Speaker 1>It's great. It's great.

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<v Speaker 2>Christ. Now, if here's another question, one more when you're

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<v Speaker 2>choosing a candle for a guest room. We just had

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<v Speaker 2>a guest stay with us, and you know, I got

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<v Speaker 2>the I got the smoke candles going, I got the

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<v Speaker 2>what's the candle?

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<v Speaker 3>We like here, what's the uh baby's dip teek dip teek?

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<v Speaker 1>But that it's the one that smells like the ray.

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<v Speaker 3>It's the Yeah, it's the fear. It's the gray one.

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<v Speaker 3>It's the fear does something I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>It smells like a.

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<v Speaker 2>Fireplace that's lit. Obviously they look good lit, okay, even

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<v Speaker 2>if they're not lit. Christmas story to work with me here,

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<v Speaker 2>So I had that going. Plus you know us, we

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<v Speaker 2>doubse ourselves like don't care. And we had a guest stay.

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<v Speaker 2>It was like, I'm so sensitive to smell, and I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, well, I am the wrong house to stay in.

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<v Speaker 2>So what kind of candle are you using in a

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<v Speaker 2>guest room? And do you have it already lit? Like

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<v Speaker 2>the wick?

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<v Speaker 1>Like is it burnt or is it fresh?

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<v Speaker 3>So I like to do a swap out depending on

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<v Speaker 3>who the guest is. If it's someone I know and

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<v Speaker 3>then don't care, then it's okay. If the wick is

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<v Speaker 3>already burnt, what I'll do is I'll go in light

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<v Speaker 3>the candle, take that one out, replaced with a new

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<v Speaker 3>and so they're like, wow, it's wells so good in here,

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<v Speaker 3>and that candle hasn't even been lit, and I was like,

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<v Speaker 3>tricked you. It's been lit all day, prepping you for

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<v Speaker 3>this moment. You know what I'll also do, because I'm

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<v Speaker 3>a fucking psycho, I will take some eucalyptus spray, and

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<v Speaker 3>I'll go on those pillows and just do a little

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<v Speaker 3>light senting. So when they lay their head down at night,

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<v Speaker 3>they're like, wow, am I at a spa? Until they

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<v Speaker 3>get a rash on their face. They're like, I've got

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<v Speaker 3>a weird rash. I'm like, is it from the non

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<v Speaker 3>linen sheets and the eucalyptus spray.

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<v Speaker 1>Not sure?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm mac fifteen wife, and I decided no V Day gifts.

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<v Speaker 3>She still needs something, right, No, I'm Mac fifteen. You

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<v Speaker 3>know what I did this year Valentine's Day? I wrote

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<v Speaker 3>stave a card. I did cards. I just got right

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<v Speaker 3>out in front of it. I said, we still haven't

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<v Speaker 3>put our you'll appreciate this our Christmas gifts away. We've

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<v Speaker 3>just put them in a guest bedroom and we still

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<v Speaker 3>have to put them away, if stuff that we've got

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<v Speaker 3>each other, or gifts that we've gotten from other people.

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<v Speaker 3>And I'm like, that's ridiculous. You don't need anything. I

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<v Speaker 3>don't need anything. All I want is a card tell

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<v Speaker 3>me how much you love me, and that's it. So

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<v Speaker 3>that's all we did. I mean, what did you did

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<v Speaker 3>you get?

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<v Speaker 1>Jared? Valentine's a gift. No, and I didn't even get

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<v Speaker 1>him a card, and I just realized.

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<v Speaker 3>That, Oh, by the way, it's pay back for last year.

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<v Speaker 1>It is. I got two bouquets this year.

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<v Speaker 2>Massive one is like basically, it's either my funeral or

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<v Speaker 2>my wedding downstairs. And so kudos to him. I still

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<v Speaker 2>have the card he wrote me, I'm a jerk and

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<v Speaker 2>get him a card. And we had people here and

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<v Speaker 2>we went to dinner and he had a little cake

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<v Speaker 2>made with all the girls' names on It's day.

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<v Speaker 1>You are loved.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, that's really cute, real I'm cute crap. And I

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<v Speaker 2>just realized that, am I Okay, Like what planet am

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<v Speaker 2>I on?

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<v Speaker 1>You know what you're doing? Just fine? Your husband loves you.

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<v Speaker 3>He mixed up for last year where Jarrett may or

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<v Speaker 3>may not have forgotten about Valentine's Day and it was

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<v Speaker 3>Aaron's first Valentine's Day's mom so like that was a thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you're fine. Everybody finds something for Mac. No, we

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<v Speaker 2>got mat We took Max to dinner. Yeah, yeah, that's great.

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<v Speaker 1>You need to read that card though, Yeah, that's true.

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<v Speaker 1>Should I read it on air? Well?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Agent positivity, Well I am positively lovingivity.

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<v Speaker 1>Try that again.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh a page of positivity got a knee glasses though,

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<v Speaker 4>by the way, did you get to mean Taylor?

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<v Speaker 2>We all want to know. No, no, yet we will know.

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<v Speaker 2>And this is starting to get really pathetic, sad.

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<v Speaker 5>We have went across the world to see her, hoping

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<v Speaker 5>at some point, I don't know, we would meet her.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe in British beverage with her a key.

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<v Speaker 2>That's not why we went to the Era's tour, not

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<v Speaker 2>that we thought we were going to her. We wanted

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<v Speaker 2>to go to go, but we let's I think it's time,

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<v Speaker 2>let's lay out exactly what we want. And I don't

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<v Speaker 2>think it's asking a lot, because I think we've heard

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<v Speaker 2>from sources.

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<v Speaker 1>It would go great.

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<v Speaker 5>Sore says, that's how McAfee says it. Sore says, I

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<v Speaker 5>don't want it.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, you start, how well, how have we manifested our meetings?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, broad stroking this. I don't like that word stroking.

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<v Speaker 3>It's gross and broad stroking strokes all right to to

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<v Speaker 3>uh just generalize this. We it's very clear we love Taylor,

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<v Speaker 3>we hope she loves us. In our mind, we don't

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<v Speaker 3>want our first interaction with her to just be a

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<v Speaker 3>high and by like in passing like she's working, we're

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<v Speaker 3>working wave no, Aaron and I all based off of

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<v Speaker 3>last year's Super Bowl party where she is saying I

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<v Speaker 3>don't care champagne in one trend other glass.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, just being us.

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<v Speaker 3>We are hopeful, hopeful that our meeting and interaction with

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<v Speaker 3>Taylor somehow resembles that, and we are willing to wait

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<v Speaker 3>for the perfect moment, very similar to my interaction with

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<v Speaker 3>Michael Jordan. I will dodge it until it's the right

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<v Speaker 3>time and it just hasn't been the right time yet.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh huh.

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<v Speaker 2>I want good lighting, I want good music, privacy.

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<v Speaker 1>Is this a date? Are we going to date with her?

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<v Speaker 1>And I want cocktails with her?

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<v Speaker 2>And I want to sit and laugh and talk about

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<v Speaker 2>all the things.

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<v Speaker 3>In a sound proof room because the amount of things

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<v Speaker 3>that we have to say, so.

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<v Speaker 1>Many things, no one can overhear this conversation.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh I mean to sign an NDA, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>From the stuff that'll come out of my mouth, you know?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that about to ask?

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<v Speaker 3>So we have not met Taylor yet, but we are

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<v Speaker 3>hoping that it is well, we know it's worth the weight,

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<v Speaker 3>and we are manifesting that it will happen with all

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<v Speaker 3>of those things contingent.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like we have a writer for our meeting with her.

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<v Speaker 3>Seriously, Musca, I think that Coca in Canada, Yeah, Lake Muscoga.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, this question is for you, dear.

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<v Speaker 3>How do you make it look so easy to walk

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<v Speaker 3>in heels on the field? You did look well, that's

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<v Speaker 3>very sweet, But I will say this. You have to

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<v Speaker 3>put all your weight on your toes. You can't rock

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<v Speaker 3>back because now that heel's sinking in. So you've got

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<v Speaker 3>to just be like a ballerina and keep the weight

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<v Speaker 3>on the toes and know that it is worth the bunions, blisters,

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<v Speaker 3>whatever you're going to get, because I'm not though that

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<v Speaker 3>has to stand on a field for four hours. I

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<v Speaker 3>get to come in and I get to come out.

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<v Speaker 3>So that is a very different situation than she has

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<v Speaker 3>to actually account for when she's walking my ass up

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<v Speaker 3>and down this sideline over and over. Cameron Diaz up

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<v Speaker 3>the hill in Sweetest Thing, God, that was a great movie.

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<v Speaker 1>Cool.

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<v Speaker 3>I remember I bought these low rise red pants because

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<v Speaker 3>she had those on in the party scene. Remember the

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<v Speaker 3>Britney spears. Frankie beeB hants that like just hit your

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<v Speaker 3>hip and if you had any fucking muffin top, it

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<v Speaker 3>was just falling right over. But god, she was that

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<v Speaker 3>movie's fantastic. So anyways, did she have a scarf as well?

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<v Speaker 1>In that?

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<v Speaker 2>Like she had the little top and like a scarf

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<v Speaker 2>got too great and she made going.

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<v Speaker 1>Out looks so cool?

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<v Speaker 3>So cool, yeah, and effortless and fun and the whole

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<v Speaker 3>thing for any of you that haven't seen because if

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<v Speaker 3>you guys listen to our podcast and you are young,

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<v Speaker 3>the sweetest thing might not be atop your radar, but

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<v Speaker 3>you have to rent it in such a great movie.

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<v Speaker 1>So seriously, muscoca, just seriously suck it up.

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<v Speaker 3>Put those toes right into the front of your shoes,

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<v Speaker 3>and just it's worth it in.

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<v Speaker 1>The okay Johnson two eight nine to eight. How do

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<v Speaker 1>you compromise with your partner when buying new furniture?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, this is, yeah, this is You're really good at

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<v Speaker 2>this and we are kind of learning through a couple

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<v Speaker 2>of things about where to spend and not to spend,

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<v Speaker 2>spend where you need to write.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, this is your world. You go.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, I just never I feel like a great I

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<v Speaker 3>don't have a lot of contacts, but a good contact

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<v Speaker 3>to have find a good custom furniture builder, because the

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<v Speaker 3>markup on furniture is absolutely insane. Now if you don't,

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<v Speaker 3>I mean that just comes from like the designs of me.

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<v Speaker 3>But if you don't have access to that, I'd say

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<v Speaker 3>go to a restoration outlet, or go to like buying

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<v Speaker 3>or during you know it's President's Day, we can find

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<v Speaker 3>the sales back. Spend your money on the couch. That

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<v Speaker 3>is where you spend all your time, so you can

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<v Speaker 3>to me, that's where you spend a lot of money.

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<v Speaker 3>I also really like an oversized coffee table, but you

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<v Speaker 3>can find that.

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<v Speaker 1>Again, you just need to. You can't just be impulsive.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna tell you this too, and I've said this before,

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<v Speaker 3>like high lows Living spaces has great pieces that you

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<v Speaker 3>can mix in and out, like accent chairs and stuff

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<v Speaker 3>like that. You don't need to just completely blow your

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<v Speaker 3>budget on accent chairs and you might get bored of them,

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<v Speaker 3>so don't spend as much there. Spend a lot on

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<v Speaker 3>the couch, Spend a lot on your bed and your

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<v Speaker 3>mattress because you spend the most time in there, and

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<v Speaker 3>then as far as the other stuff goes, just mix

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<v Speaker 3>and match. And I don't like everything to look like

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<v Speaker 3>a showroom either. So what I mean by that is

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<v Speaker 3>like shop an antique store, shop different things so it

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<v Speaker 3>looks wait for the words, curerated, not just like, hey,

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<v Speaker 3>I you know, am a crate and barrel magazine.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't like that. I like painting dirty out of

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<v Speaker 1>Creighton barrel. Yeah, I don't like.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you ever see the Friends where they did all

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<v Speaker 2>pottery barn? No, Rachel walks in and she's like, oh

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<v Speaker 2>my god, you have this teable and he's like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>with the sheets too, like it was such a funny hole.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, but I need to Actually. That's what

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<v Speaker 1>going back to our original question.

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<v Speaker 3>What I will be doing, not what I won't be

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<v Speaker 3>doing the off season, is catching up on Friends episodes.

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<v Speaker 3>I feel like I haven't seen any of them, but I,

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<v Speaker 3>oh my.

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<v Speaker 1>God, you said you're Rachel Green. You're Jennifer Aniston in

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<v Speaker 1>the show. You are every time I watch it. That's

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<v Speaker 1>the nicest thing you could say.

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<v Speaker 3>Blake Johnson, though, I would say, to answer your question,

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<v Speaker 3>how do you compromise with your partner on buying furniture?

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<v Speaker 3>I would just say, whatever they really want, give them that,

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<v Speaker 3>and then you get the other stuff, like if they're

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<v Speaker 3>really except don't compromise on the couch, Like everyone will

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<v Speaker 3>see the living room, not everyone's going in your bedroom.

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<v Speaker 1>Think about it.

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<v Speaker 3>I think I've been living in front of her? How

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<v Speaker 3>long I think I've been in your bedroom one time?

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<v Speaker 3>When I first was like what is that phase?

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<v Speaker 1>I was thinking in our bedroom?

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<v Speaker 3>So yeah, nobody, it's like no one goes in the bedroom,

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<v Speaker 3>Like you're not like hey, unless it's like a brand

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<v Speaker 3>new house and like then you're giving a tour. But

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<v Speaker 3>very rarely are we all gonna go like sit on

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<v Speaker 3>your bed, Like that's weird.

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<v Speaker 1>I had some things I want to talk about.

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<v Speaker 3>Like you're sitting on your couch and in your living room,

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<v Speaker 3>so spend your money there. But just if the dude,

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<v Speaker 3>oh sorry, if he wants a recliner apps a fusolutely.

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<v Speaker 1>Not I'm sorry, Yeah, recliners.

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<v Speaker 3>You wonder if you're like, crank that thing in his feet,

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<v Speaker 3>lift up on the old lazy boy. No, they can

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<v Speaker 3>have a man k for that stuff. They make really

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<v Speaker 3>cute accent chairs that aren't like obscenely large lazy pool.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not no offense lazy. But if you want a

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<v Speaker 3>sponsor I'll find the place for you.

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<v Speaker 1>But sure, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>I think, don't compromise on the living room, give him

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<v Speaker 3>anything else he wants.

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<v Speaker 1>I actually just make out with you. Yeah, just actually good.

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<v Speaker 3>Honestly, if just give just just take care of him

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<v Speaker 3>in another way and then get that god damn couch

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<v Speaker 3>you want.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what I mean? Men are so easy. Make

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<v Speaker 1>him agree while you're in the act. Yeah, yes? Or no, Kristin,

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<v Speaker 1>Oh this is you?

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<v Speaker 3>Sorry, no, Kristin, Hazel, I got a new job after

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<v Speaker 3>working at the same place for the last seventeen years.

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<v Speaker 1>How do I call my nerves?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, first of all, congratulations, Kristin, that's so exciting. It's

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<v Speaker 3>hard to change, especially after being in a job for

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<v Speaker 3>seventeen years.

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<v Speaker 1>That's wow. How do I call my nerves?

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<v Speaker 3>I think that you just remind yourself of all the

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<v Speaker 3>reasons you wanted to leave your last job and about

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<v Speaker 3>all the exciting new things that you're going to gain

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<v Speaker 3>in this new new position. Whether that's new skill sets,

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<v Speaker 3>whether that's new friends, whether that's new routines. Even your

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<v Speaker 3>drive to work can be something new. I think you

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<v Speaker 3>embrace the change and remind yourself that that's why you

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<v Speaker 3>wanted to change up the job.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's exactly why you wanted to do it, And

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<v Speaker 1>kind of being the new kid on the block is

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<v Speaker 1>a little exciting, isn't it? Yeah? Is it? Yeah? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>I think about I mean, I know change. I've always

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<v Speaker 3>do you like change? I don't know this about you.

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<v Speaker 3>I feel like you can change?

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<v Speaker 1>You do?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm not good with it. And then when it

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<v Speaker 2>happens and it's like going, well, I mean, I think

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<v Speaker 2>I get on board, but I wouldn't say I'm someone

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<v Speaker 2>that daves right into change.

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<v Speaker 1>No, Melane, you don't dive right in. Apparently my accent

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<v Speaker 1>just changed, so I love I didn't. Yeah, I guess

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<v Speaker 1>maybe you don't like change.

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<v Speaker 3>I love change. I embrace it. But that's a slippery

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<v Speaker 3>slope because then hence why Steve's always like, uh, you're

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<v Speaker 3>gonna wake up tomorrow and break up with me because

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<v Speaker 3>you love change. I'm like, okay, let's relax, But I

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<v Speaker 3>do I like having something new. But yeah, for you,

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<v Speaker 3>I would say for this, Kristen, for you, I would say,

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<v Speaker 3>embrace it and be excited. Let us know how it goes.

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<v Speaker 3>That's exciting to hear a new job. Yeah, cute all right,

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<v Speaker 3>we want to talk about or maybe nothing on the picture.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I'm kidding. We always have something to talk about,

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<v Speaker 1>so let's do it.

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