Speaker 1: Am I? Okay? Like what planet am I on? Calm
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Speaker 2: Sorry, I'm just so dialed into our significant others media
Speaker 2: pick up or brother new podcast.
Speaker 1: Okay, the fact he goes, hey, I don't want.
Speaker 3: To break it to you, but we're making headlines. I go, oh, Jesus,
Speaker 3: what now? That's never a good thing to wake up to.
Speaker 2: Eyes ever, Welcome to the pregame in the off season,
Speaker 2: my little lover.
Speaker 3: First up, we've got Marsha Brady. First of all, you
Speaker 3: with the Marsha Brady name. I love you, Marsha Brady nine.
Speaker 3: What is something you are not so good going to
Speaker 3: do this off season? Put on makeup? I mean you're
Speaker 3: looking on that, Scara. What am I not going to
Speaker 3: do this off season? I don't know?
Speaker 1: Do you have?
Speaker 3: What do you?
Speaker 1: I mean?
Speaker 2: I was gonna get I was going to say something funny,
Speaker 2: but it'll get traction, so I can't.
Speaker 1: I need to really, I need to temper what I'm
Speaker 1: going to say. I don't know. I haven't really thought
Speaker 1: about that, Marcia. Marsha. Marsha, that's a great question.
Speaker 3: You know what I'm really trying to do Marcia is well,
Speaker 3: obviously not be in the sun because I couldn't be
Speaker 3: more white. I need to get a tan.
Speaker 2: And that's good for you because guess who has this business?
Speaker 1: Talk about it on the Big Show. Aaron has an announcement.
Speaker 1: You want to talk about traction, I don't even mean it.
Speaker 2: I'm really gonna have to keep everybody updated on the
Speaker 2: cream I'm going to have to use.
Speaker 1: No, it's not a mustache. We'll talk about it later
Speaker 1: in the Big Show, but I'm not going to do
Speaker 1: this off season.
Speaker 3: I'm going to try really hard to be present in
Speaker 3: whatever it is that I'm doing.
Speaker 1: I think, you know, we've talked about it before.
Speaker 3: We get we fall victim to our phones and our
Speaker 3: devices and all that kind of stuff, which is why
Speaker 3: I like being at the ranch.
Speaker 1: I don't have service a.
Speaker 3: Lot of places here, so it fortunately it's bad for
Speaker 3: our communication, but outside of that, it's good to just be,
Speaker 3: you know, in the elements. And I'm gonna obviously illustrating
Speaker 3: in this uniform for the next six months.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know. I got to think about that.
Speaker 1: It's a good question, Nick, I love that. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: going to come back to that. What am I not
Speaker 1: planning on doing?
Speaker 2: Okay, MEMI four seven, nine eight, what are your most
Speaker 2: important guest room necessities?
Speaker 1: I'm setting up.
Speaker 2: A renovated guest room in my home. I love this
Speaker 2: we as a candle.
Speaker 1: What else?
Speaker 2: I like a tissue box. These are all probably really
Speaker 2: super ones. I can't wait to hear what Crisa has
Speaker 2: to say. I like to set up, but I also
Speaker 2: realize I gotta do a revamp of our of our
Speaker 2: little home here.
Speaker 1: Because I need like new.
Speaker 2: I feel like my lotions and my shampoos and my
Speaker 2: body washes are not acceptable.
Speaker 3: I need to step it up a bit. I'm going
Speaker 3: to stop you right there, because Aaron is you. Guys,
Speaker 3: no one ever wants to have Aaron as a guest
Speaker 3: after you've been to her house. Because when you have
Speaker 3: lutron shades that you can click a button on and
Speaker 3: they wake you up in the morning, and you have
Speaker 3: like five rows of Serena and lily bedding, Aaron's bedding
Speaker 3: and a guest room is insane. So drawing off of that,
Speaker 3: I would say good bedding always, because no one needs
Speaker 3: to put guests in like you know, don't I like
Speaker 3: the look of linen, but No one likes to sleep
Speaker 3: on a linen sheet in your face?
Speaker 1: Come, what did you feel like?
Speaker 3: It's just not cozy comfy. It's like it's like I
Speaker 3: hate this word, but like raw, it's like sandpaper. It's
Speaker 3: cool and like the like, oh, I'm going from my
Speaker 3: like you know, zen vibe. But to sleep on no,
Speaker 3: no linen sheets so comfy cozy sheets. Also, what I
Speaker 3: really like to do is I like to put a
Speaker 3: picture of the person that's staying in that guest room
Speaker 3: in a frame next to the bed so it feels personalized.
Speaker 3: So it's whether it be a picture with like you
Speaker 3: and I if you were the guest or whoever had.
Speaker 1: A picture of me in every bedroom? How pain is
Speaker 1: welcome to my home?
Speaker 3: Yeah, so something that's definitely a candle, And then I
Speaker 3: would say, yeah, good bathroom stuff. Never ever, ever ever
Speaker 3: have a bar of soap? Dinge mcdinge ew, No.
Speaker 1: You don't have no. Okay, let me rephrase. You have
Speaker 1: a new bar. It's in the box.
Speaker 3: I'm saying, don't ever have like an old bar of
Speaker 3: soap like in there where you're like, who's used this?
Speaker 1: But then that's a whole debate in itself.
Speaker 2: Do you really well, I like to use a bar
Speaker 2: of soap and I like to use like a body wash.
Speaker 1: But if if you're coming to visit, would you use
Speaker 1: a bar of soap?
Speaker 3: I will say this, I will use a bar of
Speaker 3: soap on my feet. I know that sounds gross, but
Speaker 3: like I want a body wash on the body and
Speaker 3: like the areas I need to scrub, Like if we've
Speaker 3: been out and you're like, you know your feet are
Speaker 3: dirty wearing sandals or your heels, Like we're scrubbing with soap.
Speaker 3: We don't need to waste them a soap body wash
Speaker 3: on our feet.
Speaker 1: Okay, let's just you know it's there's a time and
Speaker 1: a play. We can do a whole to tour on this.
Speaker 1: It's great. It's great.
Speaker 2: Christ. Now, if here's another question, one more when you're
Speaker 2: choosing a candle for a guest room. We just had
Speaker 2: a guest stay with us, and you know, I got
Speaker 2: the I got the smoke candles going, I got the
Speaker 2: what's the candle?
Speaker 3: We like here, what's the uh baby's dip teek dip teek?
Speaker 1: But that it's the one that smells like the ray.
Speaker 3: It's the Yeah, it's the fear. It's the gray one.
Speaker 3: It's the fear does something I don't know.
Speaker 1: It smells like a.
Speaker 2: Fireplace that's lit. Obviously they look good lit, okay, even
Speaker 2: if they're not lit. Christmas story to work with me here,
Speaker 2: So I had that going. Plus you know us, we
Speaker 2: doubse ourselves like don't care. And we had a guest stay.
Speaker 2: It was like, I'm so sensitive to smell, and I
Speaker 2: was like, well, I am the wrong house to stay in.
Speaker 2: So what kind of candle are you using in a
Speaker 2: guest room? And do you have it already lit? Like
Speaker 2: the wick?
Speaker 1: Like is it burnt or is it fresh?
Speaker 3: So I like to do a swap out depending on
Speaker 3: who the guest is. If it's someone I know and
Speaker 3: then don't care, then it's okay. If the wick is
Speaker 3: already burnt, what I'll do is I'll go in light
Speaker 3: the candle, take that one out, replaced with a new
Speaker 3: and so they're like, wow, it's wells so good in here,
Speaker 3: and that candle hasn't even been lit, and I was like,
Speaker 3: tricked you. It's been lit all day, prepping you for
Speaker 3: this moment. You know what I'll also do, because I'm
Speaker 3: a fucking psycho, I will take some eucalyptus spray, and
Speaker 3: I'll go on those pillows and just do a little
Speaker 3: light senting. So when they lay their head down at night,
Speaker 3: they're like, wow, am I at a spa? Until they
Speaker 3: get a rash on their face. They're like, I've got
Speaker 3: a weird rash. I'm like, is it from the non
Speaker 3: linen sheets and the eucalyptus spray.
Speaker 1: Not sure?
Speaker 3: I'm mac fifteen wife, and I decided no V Day gifts.
Speaker 3: She still needs something, right, No, I'm Mac fifteen. You
Speaker 3: know what I did this year Valentine's Day? I wrote
Speaker 3: stave a card. I did cards. I just got right
Speaker 3: out in front of it. I said, we still haven't
Speaker 3: put our you'll appreciate this our Christmas gifts away. We've
Speaker 3: just put them in a guest bedroom and we still
Speaker 3: have to put them away, if stuff that we've got
Speaker 3: each other, or gifts that we've gotten from other people.
Speaker 3: And I'm like, that's ridiculous. You don't need anything. I
Speaker 3: don't need anything. All I want is a card tell
Speaker 3: me how much you love me, and that's it. So
Speaker 3: that's all we did. I mean, what did you did
Speaker 3: you get?
Speaker 1: Jared? Valentine's a gift. No, and I didn't even get
Speaker 1: him a card, and I just realized.
Speaker 3: That, Oh, by the way, it's pay back for last year.
Speaker 1: It is. I got two bouquets this year.
Speaker 2: Massive one is like basically, it's either my funeral or
Speaker 2: my wedding downstairs. And so kudos to him. I still
Speaker 2: have the card he wrote me, I'm a jerk and
Speaker 2: get him a card. And we had people here and
Speaker 2: we went to dinner and he had a little cake
Speaker 2: made with all the girls' names on It's day.
Speaker 1: You are loved.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's really cute, real I'm cute crap. And I
Speaker 2: just realized that, am I Okay, Like what planet am
Speaker 2: I on?
Speaker 1: You know what you're doing? Just fine? Your husband loves you.
Speaker 3: He mixed up for last year where Jarrett may or
Speaker 3: may not have forgotten about Valentine's Day and it was
Speaker 3: Aaron's first Valentine's Day's mom so like that was a thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're fine. Everybody finds something for Mac. No, we
Speaker 2: got mat We took Max to dinner. Yeah, yeah, that's great.
Speaker 1: You need to read that card though, Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 1: Should I read it on air? Well?
Speaker 2: Okay, Agent positivity, Well I am positively lovingivity.
Speaker 1: Try that again.
Speaker 4: Oh a page of positivity got a knee glasses though,
Speaker 4: by the way, did you get to mean Taylor?
Speaker 2: We all want to know. No, no, yet we will know.
Speaker 2: And this is starting to get really pathetic, sad.
Speaker 5: We have went across the world to see her, hoping
Speaker 5: at some point, I don't know, we would meet her.
Speaker 1: Maybe in British beverage with her a key.
Speaker 2: That's not why we went to the Era's tour, not
Speaker 2: that we thought we were going to her. We wanted
Speaker 2: to go to go, but we let's I think it's time,
Speaker 2: let's lay out exactly what we want. And I don't
Speaker 2: think it's asking a lot, because I think we've heard
Speaker 2: from sources.
Speaker 1: It would go great.
Speaker 5: Sore says, that's how McAfee says it. Sore says, I
Speaker 5: don't want it.
Speaker 2: Okay, you start, how well, how have we manifested our meetings?
Speaker 3: Okay, broad stroking this. I don't like that word stroking.
Speaker 3: It's gross and broad stroking strokes all right to to
Speaker 3: uh just generalize this. We it's very clear we love Taylor,
Speaker 3: we hope she loves us. In our mind, we don't
Speaker 3: want our first interaction with her to just be a
Speaker 3: high and by like in passing like she's working, we're
Speaker 3: working wave no, Aaron and I all based off of
Speaker 3: last year's Super Bowl party where she is saying I
Speaker 3: don't care champagne in one trend other glass.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just being us.
Speaker 3: We are hopeful, hopeful that our meeting and interaction with
Speaker 3: Taylor somehow resembles that, and we are willing to wait
Speaker 3: for the perfect moment, very similar to my interaction with
Speaker 3: Michael Jordan. I will dodge it until it's the right
Speaker 3: time and it just hasn't been the right time yet.
Speaker 1: Uh huh.
Speaker 2: I want good lighting, I want good music, privacy.
Speaker 1: Is this a date? Are we going to date with her?
Speaker 1: And I want cocktails with her?
Speaker 2: And I want to sit and laugh and talk about
Speaker 2: all the things.
Speaker 3: In a sound proof room because the amount of things
Speaker 3: that we have to say, so.
Speaker 1: Many things, no one can overhear this conversation.
Speaker 2: Oh I mean to sign an NDA, yeah.
Speaker 1: From the stuff that'll come out of my mouth, you know?
Speaker 1: Is that about to ask?
Speaker 3: So we have not met Taylor yet, but we are
Speaker 3: hoping that it is well, we know it's worth the weight,
Speaker 3: and we are manifesting that it will happen with all
Speaker 3: of those things contingent.
Speaker 1: It's like we have a writer for our meeting with her.
Speaker 3: Seriously, Musca, I think that Coca in Canada, Yeah, Lake Muscoga.
Speaker 1: Well, this question is for you, dear.
Speaker 3: How do you make it look so easy to walk
Speaker 3: in heels on the field? You did look well, that's
Speaker 3: very sweet, But I will say this. You have to
Speaker 3: put all your weight on your toes. You can't rock
Speaker 3: back because now that heel's sinking in. So you've got
Speaker 3: to just be like a ballerina and keep the weight
Speaker 3: on the toes and know that it is worth the bunions, blisters,
Speaker 3: whatever you're going to get, because I'm not though that
Speaker 3: has to stand on a field for four hours. I
Speaker 3: get to come in and I get to come out.
Speaker 3: So that is a very different situation than she has
Speaker 3: to actually account for when she's walking my ass up
Speaker 3: and down this sideline over and over. Cameron Diaz up
Speaker 3: the hill in Sweetest Thing, God, that was a great movie.
Speaker 1: Cool.
Speaker 3: I remember I bought these low rise red pants because
Speaker 3: she had those on in the party scene. Remember the
Speaker 3: Britney spears. Frankie beeB hants that like just hit your
Speaker 3: hip and if you had any fucking muffin top, it
Speaker 3: was just falling right over. But god, she was that
Speaker 3: movie's fantastic. So anyways, did she have a scarf as well?
Speaker 1: In that?
Speaker 2: Like she had the little top and like a scarf
Speaker 2: got too great and she made going.
Speaker 1: Out looks so cool?
Speaker 3: So cool, yeah, and effortless and fun and the whole
Speaker 3: thing for any of you that haven't seen because if
Speaker 3: you guys listen to our podcast and you are young,
Speaker 3: the sweetest thing might not be atop your radar, but
Speaker 3: you have to rent it in such a great movie.
Speaker 1: So seriously, muscoca, just seriously suck it up.
Speaker 3: Put those toes right into the front of your shoes,
Speaker 3: and just it's worth it in.
Speaker 1: The okay Johnson two eight nine to eight. How do
Speaker 1: you compromise with your partner when buying new furniture?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is, yeah, this is You're really good at
Speaker 2: this and we are kind of learning through a couple
Speaker 2: of things about where to spend and not to spend,
Speaker 2: spend where you need to write.
Speaker 1: I mean, this is your world. You go.
Speaker 3: Oh, I just never I feel like a great I
Speaker 3: don't have a lot of contacts, but a good contact
Speaker 3: to have find a good custom furniture builder, because the
Speaker 3: markup on furniture is absolutely insane. Now if you don't,
Speaker 3: I mean that just comes from like the designs of me.
Speaker 3: But if you don't have access to that, I'd say
Speaker 3: go to a restoration outlet, or go to like buying
Speaker 3: or during you know it's President's Day, we can find
Speaker 3: the sales back. Spend your money on the couch. That
Speaker 3: is where you spend all your time, so you can
Speaker 3: to me, that's where you spend a lot of money.
Speaker 3: I also really like an oversized coffee table, but you
Speaker 3: can find that.
Speaker 1: Again, you just need to. You can't just be impulsive.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna tell you this too, and I've said this before,
Speaker 3: like high lows Living spaces has great pieces that you
Speaker 3: can mix in and out, like accent chairs and stuff
Speaker 3: like that. You don't need to just completely blow your
Speaker 3: budget on accent chairs and you might get bored of them,
Speaker 3: so don't spend as much there. Spend a lot on
Speaker 3: the couch, Spend a lot on your bed and your
Speaker 3: mattress because you spend the most time in there, and
Speaker 3: then as far as the other stuff goes, just mix
Speaker 3: and match. And I don't like everything to look like
Speaker 3: a showroom either. So what I mean by that is
Speaker 3: like shop an antique store, shop different things so it
Speaker 3: looks wait for the words, curerated, not just like, hey,
Speaker 3: I you know, am a crate and barrel magazine.
Speaker 1: I don't like that. I like painting dirty out of
Speaker 1: Creighton barrel. Yeah, I don't like.
Speaker 2: Did you ever see the Friends where they did all
Speaker 2: pottery barn? No, Rachel walks in and she's like, oh
Speaker 2: my god, you have this teable and he's like, yeah,
Speaker 2: with the sheets too, like it was such a funny hole.
Speaker 1: I don't know, but I need to Actually. That's what
Speaker 1: going back to our original question.
Speaker 3: What I will be doing, not what I won't be
Speaker 3: doing the off season, is catching up on Friends episodes.
Speaker 3: I feel like I haven't seen any of them, but I,
Speaker 3: oh my.
Speaker 1: God, you said you're Rachel Green. You're Jennifer Aniston in
Speaker 1: the show. You are every time I watch it. That's
Speaker 1: the nicest thing you could say.
Speaker 3: Blake Johnson, though, I would say, to answer your question,
Speaker 3: how do you compromise with your partner on buying furniture?
Speaker 3: I would just say, whatever they really want, give them that,
Speaker 3: and then you get the other stuff, like if they're
Speaker 3: really except don't compromise on the couch, Like everyone will
Speaker 3: see the living room, not everyone's going in your bedroom.
Speaker 1: Think about it.
Speaker 3: I think I've been living in front of her? How
Speaker 3: long I think I've been in your bedroom one time?
Speaker 3: When I first was like what is that phase?
Speaker 1: I was thinking in our bedroom?
Speaker 3: So yeah, nobody, it's like no one goes in the bedroom,
Speaker 3: Like you're not like hey, unless it's like a brand
Speaker 3: new house and like then you're giving a tour. But
Speaker 3: very rarely are we all gonna go like sit on
Speaker 3: your bed, Like that's weird.
Speaker 1: I had some things I want to talk about.
Speaker 3: Like you're sitting on your couch and in your living room,
Speaker 3: so spend your money there. But just if the dude,
Speaker 3: oh sorry, if he wants a recliner apps a fusolutely.
Speaker 1: Not I'm sorry, Yeah, recliners.
Speaker 3: You wonder if you're like, crank that thing in his feet,
Speaker 3: lift up on the old lazy boy. No, they can
Speaker 3: have a man k for that stuff. They make really
Speaker 3: cute accent chairs that aren't like obscenely large lazy pool.
Speaker 3: I'm not no offense lazy. But if you want a
Speaker 3: sponsor I'll find the place for you.
Speaker 1: But sure, I don't know.
Speaker 3: I think, don't compromise on the living room, give him
Speaker 3: anything else he wants.
Speaker 1: I actually just make out with you. Yeah, just actually good.
Speaker 3: Honestly, if just give just just take care of him
Speaker 3: in another way and then get that god damn couch
Speaker 3: you want.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Men are so easy. Make
Speaker 1: him agree while you're in the act. Yeah, yes? Or no, Kristin,
Speaker 1: Oh this is you?
Speaker 3: Sorry, no, Kristin, Hazel, I got a new job after
Speaker 3: working at the same place for the last seventeen years.
Speaker 1: How do I call my nerves?
Speaker 3: Well, first of all, congratulations, Kristin, that's so exciting. It's
Speaker 3: hard to change, especially after being in a job for
Speaker 3: seventeen years.
Speaker 1: That's wow. How do I call my nerves?
Speaker 3: I think that you just remind yourself of all the
Speaker 3: reasons you wanted to leave your last job and about
Speaker 3: all the exciting new things that you're going to gain
Speaker 3: in this new new position. Whether that's new skill sets,
Speaker 3: whether that's new friends, whether that's new routines. Even your
Speaker 3: drive to work can be something new. I think you
Speaker 3: embrace the change and remind yourself that that's why you
Speaker 3: wanted to change up the job.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's exactly why you wanted to do it, And
Speaker 1: kind of being the new kid on the block is
Speaker 1: a little exciting, isn't it? Yeah? Is it? Yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 3: I think about I mean, I know change. I've always
Speaker 3: do you like change? I don't know this about you.
Speaker 3: I feel like you can change?
Speaker 1: You do?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not good with it. And then when it
Speaker 2: happens and it's like going, well, I mean, I think
Speaker 2: I get on board, but I wouldn't say I'm someone
Speaker 2: that daves right into change.
Speaker 1: No, Melane, you don't dive right in. Apparently my accent
Speaker 1: just changed, so I love I didn't. Yeah, I guess
Speaker 1: maybe you don't like change.
Speaker 3: I love change. I embrace it. But that's a slippery
Speaker 3: slope because then hence why Steve's always like, uh, you're
Speaker 3: gonna wake up tomorrow and break up with me because
Speaker 3: you love change. I'm like, okay, let's relax, But I
Speaker 3: do I like having something new. But yeah, for you,
Speaker 3: I would say for this, Kristen, for you, I would say,
Speaker 3: embrace it and be excited. Let us know how it goes.
Speaker 3: That's exciting to hear a new job. Yeah, cute all right,
Speaker 3: we want to talk about or maybe nothing on the picture.
Speaker 1: No, I'm kidding. We always have something to talk about,
Speaker 1: so let's do it.
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