1 00:00:00,520 --> 00:00:02,880 Speaker 1: Calm Down with Aaron and Carissa is a production of 2 00:00:02,920 --> 00:00:07,600 Speaker 1: I Heart Radio. Welcome to the pre game, everybody of 3 00:00:07,640 --> 00:00:10,600 Speaker 1: the Calm Down Podcast. But when on Thursday, when our 4 00:00:10,640 --> 00:00:13,760 Speaker 1: real like long version, thirty minute version comes out, I 5 00:00:13,760 --> 00:00:16,840 Speaker 1: think we should quickly go over what our notes are 6 00:00:16,920 --> 00:00:19,520 Speaker 1: and then describe the stories because I have the same 7 00:00:19,560 --> 00:00:23,079 Speaker 1: thing perfect. Um. Also just broke the second as you 8 00:00:23,120 --> 00:00:25,440 Speaker 1: can see there, I tried to do the Chloe Kardashian 9 00:00:25,480 --> 00:00:30,840 Speaker 1: long nails the seconds broken. This is insane. Then this 10 00:00:30,920 --> 00:00:34,360 Speaker 1: is just the exactly I've spent more time with Lynn 11 00:00:34,600 --> 00:00:37,560 Speaker 1: than I have with my relatives over the past three years. 12 00:00:37,720 --> 00:00:40,040 Speaker 1: Enough is enough, Um, this is the pre game. For 13 00:00:40,040 --> 00:00:41,560 Speaker 1: those of you that are new here, it's ten minutes 14 00:00:41,600 --> 00:00:43,720 Speaker 1: of fun. Gives you a little appetizer of what we'll 15 00:00:43,760 --> 00:00:47,320 Speaker 1: talk about. As previously we think it's fine exactly well, 16 00:00:47,360 --> 00:00:50,920 Speaker 1: you know what, Um, that's all that matters. But it's 17 00:00:51,159 --> 00:00:53,800 Speaker 1: a little precursory conversation of what we will talk about 18 00:00:53,840 --> 00:00:56,960 Speaker 1: in its entirety on our full episode of the Calm 19 00:00:57,000 --> 00:00:59,120 Speaker 1: Down Podcast that airs on Thursday. And let me just 20 00:00:59,160 --> 00:01:02,280 Speaker 1: tell you I called Aaron for about five minutes before 21 00:01:02,280 --> 00:01:04,400 Speaker 1: we jumped on here because I haven't talked to her 22 00:01:04,400 --> 00:01:06,839 Speaker 1: in three days, and that feels like a month. She's 23 00:01:07,040 --> 00:01:09,839 Speaker 1: doing hand gestures for those of you watching because she's hot. 24 00:01:09,920 --> 00:01:12,920 Speaker 1: I'm sweating a lot of things to discuss. I don't 25 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:15,000 Speaker 1: I don't know what's going on, but here we go. 26 00:01:15,160 --> 00:01:17,240 Speaker 1: This is ten minutes designated to you guys, who are 27 00:01:17,360 --> 00:01:21,360 Speaker 1: so wonderful and right in questions, which induces conversations which 28 00:01:21,400 --> 00:01:23,000 Speaker 1: sometimes we didn't even know that we wanted to have. 29 00:01:23,319 --> 00:01:29,080 Speaker 1: First one Stephica again, I'm sorry if I'm saying that wrong. 30 00:01:29,200 --> 00:01:31,760 Speaker 1: Thank you for the question. The question is what was 31 00:01:31,800 --> 00:01:35,440 Speaker 1: your first car? Ms andrews mine. I was just talking 32 00:01:35,440 --> 00:01:37,520 Speaker 1: about this with my girlfriend's the other day. A Honda 33 00:01:37,640 --> 00:01:40,920 Speaker 1: Civic stick shift. So I learned how to drive this 34 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:43,600 Speaker 1: stick shift. It was really cool. But then when I 35 00:01:43,680 --> 00:01:45,520 Speaker 1: bought my own first car, that was a car my 36 00:01:45,560 --> 00:01:46,959 Speaker 1: mom and dad gave me. It was a hand me 37 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:50,040 Speaker 1: down I bought it. I was a Tampa Bay Lightning reporter. 38 00:01:50,080 --> 00:01:52,840 Speaker 1: I couldn't afford a Beamer, so I got a Jetta, 39 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:55,320 Speaker 1: a black Jetta, because it was like the closest thing 40 00:01:55,360 --> 00:01:58,320 Speaker 1: to what a Beamer look like. Black tan interior, so 41 00:01:58,360 --> 00:02:00,480 Speaker 1: it kind of looked like a Beamer, and I asked 42 00:02:00,520 --> 00:02:02,360 Speaker 1: for it to be stick shift in case any of 43 00:02:02,360 --> 00:02:04,720 Speaker 1: the Lightning players wanted to know how cool I was. 44 00:02:04,840 --> 00:02:08,679 Speaker 1: And I was good at it, thankfully. No hills in Tampa. 45 00:02:08,840 --> 00:02:11,959 Speaker 1: What about you, I'm just gonna there's so much I 46 00:02:12,040 --> 00:02:13,880 Speaker 1: want to say with what you just divulged there, but 47 00:02:14,360 --> 00:02:16,880 Speaker 1: is a PC show. So anyways, I'm glad that you 48 00:02:16,919 --> 00:02:18,959 Speaker 1: knew how to work the stick, and we don't mean 49 00:02:18,960 --> 00:02:23,600 Speaker 1: in hockey ladies and gentlemen. I also had a stick ship, 50 00:02:23,639 --> 00:02:25,679 Speaker 1: but that wasn't until my second car, my first car 51 00:02:25,800 --> 00:02:28,200 Speaker 1: I shared with my brother. It was a Geo Metro. 52 00:02:28,600 --> 00:02:30,760 Speaker 1: The irony of all of this is my dad owned 53 00:02:30,800 --> 00:02:34,200 Speaker 1: car dealerships, so I'm thinking like rich. No, we weren't 54 00:02:34,240 --> 00:02:37,320 Speaker 1: rich at all. Um. He sold the cars that eventually 55 00:02:37,320 --> 00:02:39,959 Speaker 1: bought into the dealership. Lee Johnson, It's the l J 56 00:02:40,080 --> 00:02:42,079 Speaker 1: Way for those of you that are in Seattle, you 57 00:02:42,120 --> 00:02:44,560 Speaker 1: know exactly. Whatever is there any other way than the 58 00:02:44,720 --> 00:02:48,079 Speaker 1: l G A way. No, there isn't a great story. 59 00:02:48,160 --> 00:02:50,799 Speaker 1: Tim hastleback when I worked with him at ESPN, his brother, 60 00:02:51,040 --> 00:02:54,000 Speaker 1: not Matt, the other brother was in the cafeteria and 61 00:02:54,040 --> 00:02:56,440 Speaker 1: I was on Sports Nation and he said to Tim 62 00:02:56,480 --> 00:02:58,560 Speaker 1: and he goes, Hey, what's the car commercial girl doing 63 00:02:58,639 --> 00:03:02,640 Speaker 1: on at ESP and he goes she works here. Anyways, 64 00:03:02,680 --> 00:03:04,360 Speaker 1: if you guys are in the market for a Kia, 65 00:03:04,400 --> 00:03:07,800 Speaker 1: a Mazda, Chevrolet, and Nissan jun the dealerships are growing, 66 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:09,880 Speaker 1: come on down. It's the l J Way just off 67 00:03:09,880 --> 00:03:13,080 Speaker 1: five four or five exit eighteen in Kirkland. Anyways. Bringing 68 00:03:13,120 --> 00:03:15,720 Speaker 1: it back to my first car, my dad's like, uh, dude, 69 00:03:15,800 --> 00:03:17,480 Speaker 1: I am buying anything for you. You guys have to 70 00:03:17,520 --> 00:03:19,839 Speaker 1: earn all your money. You have to whatever. The car. 71 00:03:20,280 --> 00:03:22,800 Speaker 1: My brother and I drove a Geo Metro. My brother 72 00:03:22,880 --> 00:03:26,120 Speaker 1: is six four and two and twenty pounds. Uh huh. 73 00:03:26,320 --> 00:03:28,239 Speaker 1: We came out to the car. My brother was a 74 00:03:28,320 --> 00:03:31,560 Speaker 1: senior Jake Ryan quarterback picture. I was a sophomore. I 75 00:03:31,560 --> 00:03:33,280 Speaker 1: thought it was so cool because my brother was like 76 00:03:33,639 --> 00:03:36,120 Speaker 1: the cool guy on campus. We came out to the 77 00:03:36,120 --> 00:03:39,480 Speaker 1: parking lot one day after school after his football practice 78 00:03:39,480 --> 00:03:42,880 Speaker 1: my basketball practice. The car was gone and I'm like, 79 00:03:43,240 --> 00:03:45,839 Speaker 1: did I get repod, where's the car? No. The car 80 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:49,560 Speaker 1: was so light that a bunch of his offensive linemen 81 00:03:49,600 --> 00:03:52,040 Speaker 1: were able to lift the car and move it to 82 00:03:52,200 --> 00:03:54,080 Speaker 1: a different place in the parking lot. I share you 83 00:03:54,120 --> 00:03:55,960 Speaker 1: not my mom yelled at my dad and said, this 84 00:03:56,040 --> 00:03:57,840 Speaker 1: car is not safe. Our children are going to die 85 00:03:57,840 --> 00:04:00,440 Speaker 1: in this car. We didn't get a new car, drove 86 00:04:00,440 --> 00:04:02,920 Speaker 1: the g at montro and then put red stripes on 87 00:04:02,960 --> 00:04:05,480 Speaker 1: it with paint like it was a baseball. Is the 88 00:04:05,480 --> 00:04:08,760 Speaker 1: ten minutes up? I think so if we could get 89 00:04:08,760 --> 00:04:11,280 Speaker 1: one of those offensive linemen that picked that car up 90 00:04:11,320 --> 00:04:14,360 Speaker 1: on the episode next week, that would be Josh. That 91 00:04:14,440 --> 00:04:17,000 Speaker 1: was one of the offensive lineman. His name was Josh Uncin. 92 00:04:17,279 --> 00:04:19,960 Speaker 1: Where is Josh with Stephanie and I don't find him? 93 00:04:20,120 --> 00:04:23,080 Speaker 1: Oh my god. Okay, next question, Pape, go all right, 94 00:04:23,320 --> 00:04:26,880 Speaker 1: Danielle Clee or something like that. The match. Who is 95 00:04:26,920 --> 00:04:31,120 Speaker 1: your partner and who would you like to seb partners? 96 00:04:31,160 --> 00:04:33,039 Speaker 1: That's a good one, you go first. I love that 97 00:04:33,640 --> 00:04:37,279 Speaker 1: the match. I would love to be partners with Charles Barkley. 98 00:04:37,320 --> 00:04:39,080 Speaker 1: I mean, we know what he's like on the broadcast. 99 00:04:39,080 --> 00:04:41,960 Speaker 1: You wouldn't win, but yeah, I wouldn't win, which is 100 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:44,239 Speaker 1: totally fine in it for the love of the game. 101 00:04:44,640 --> 00:04:47,920 Speaker 1: It would be straight comedy him talking shipped to everyone else, 102 00:04:47,960 --> 00:04:50,600 Speaker 1: getting in the heads of all the competitors. I would 103 00:04:50,680 --> 00:04:55,000 Speaker 1: love to be with Chuck on the course. You yeah, 104 00:04:55,080 --> 00:04:59,359 Speaker 1: I would. I would actually, well, no, that's bad. I 105 00:04:59,400 --> 00:05:00,800 Speaker 1: was going to say I like to be paired up 106 00:05:00,839 --> 00:05:05,039 Speaker 1: with my husband because he's pretty good. Shocker, he's golfing now. 107 00:05:05,560 --> 00:05:07,800 Speaker 1: Then I also think i'd be fighting with him. Um. 108 00:05:07,839 --> 00:05:09,880 Speaker 1: I think Aaron would be really good. He did a 109 00:05:09,880 --> 00:05:11,680 Speaker 1: great job this year. I thought he kind of well 110 00:05:11,680 --> 00:05:13,720 Speaker 1: he did Carrie Tom let's be honest, and he had 111 00:05:13,760 --> 00:05:15,880 Speaker 1: some great one liners, so that would be great. Who 112 00:05:15,880 --> 00:05:18,280 Speaker 1: would you like to see be partners? I think our 113 00:05:18,320 --> 00:05:21,920 Speaker 1: boy Stafford needs to be involved through the grape vine. 114 00:05:21,960 --> 00:05:24,920 Speaker 1: He is very good golfer and it's another way for 115 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:27,320 Speaker 1: his personality to come out. I think would be fun. 116 00:05:27,560 --> 00:05:30,440 Speaker 1: I couldn't agree more for those individuals that don't know 117 00:05:30,440 --> 00:05:33,240 Speaker 1: how funny Matthew is he is. He reminds me so 118 00:05:33,320 --> 00:05:35,120 Speaker 1: much of my brother. Actually, he's so dry and the 119 00:05:35,160 --> 00:05:41,520 Speaker 1: one liners would be fantastic. Um. Next question is from 120 00:05:41,640 --> 00:05:47,080 Speaker 1: Jenny Keel twelve. Why does Carissa hate birds? I do? Also? Did? 121 00:05:47,320 --> 00:05:51,320 Speaker 1: I mean? Um hate birds? I don't know if I 122 00:05:51,440 --> 00:05:53,720 Speaker 1: hate birds. I just the kind of freaked me out 123 00:05:53,760 --> 00:05:57,200 Speaker 1: when they come like swooping in out of nowhere. Um. 124 00:05:57,240 --> 00:06:00,400 Speaker 1: I think I have an aversion too, because my ex husband, 125 00:06:00,760 --> 00:06:05,679 Speaker 1: Rob was his name. Um. He always wanted a parrot 126 00:06:05,920 --> 00:06:07,960 Speaker 1: and I was like, we're not getting a parrot, and 127 00:06:07,960 --> 00:06:09,680 Speaker 1: he goes, but wonder if I get a parrot and 128 00:06:09,680 --> 00:06:12,360 Speaker 1: I teach it how to say you're pretty, you're skinny. 129 00:06:12,400 --> 00:06:14,800 Speaker 1: And I was like, then I'll think about it. But 130 00:06:16,320 --> 00:06:19,160 Speaker 1: to this day, I still have seven hundred emails. If 131 00:06:19,200 --> 00:06:21,920 Speaker 1: I like, go to search c r A like for 132 00:06:22,040 --> 00:06:25,960 Speaker 1: the name Craig under Craigslist for all these birds. He 133 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:28,440 Speaker 1: wanted an African gray. It was like the special kind 134 00:06:28,440 --> 00:06:30,960 Speaker 1: of parrot that he wanted. Needless to say, I never 135 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:33,480 Speaker 1: got it. I don't hate birds, but they're not my favorite. 136 00:06:33,520 --> 00:06:39,560 Speaker 1: The swooping in and kind of dirty pigeons. Pigeons, no, 137 00:06:40,320 --> 00:06:45,120 Speaker 1: thank god, there's not only swan swans. And that leads 138 00:06:45,200 --> 00:06:48,880 Speaker 1: us right into Miss Nina's Ninas whatever. What is the 139 00:06:48,880 --> 00:06:53,240 Speaker 1: most Canadian thing Jared says or does? UM, I would 140 00:06:53,320 --> 00:06:56,279 Speaker 1: say two things. What he says is a he says 141 00:06:56,279 --> 00:06:58,800 Speaker 1: a lot. I say it as well, you can add 142 00:06:58,839 --> 00:07:03,320 Speaker 1: to this, and I think one of the most Canadian 143 00:07:03,360 --> 00:07:05,760 Speaker 1: things he does. I don't know if this is an 144 00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:08,279 Speaker 1: American thing, but I've never met somebody that does this 145 00:07:08,360 --> 00:07:12,320 Speaker 1: more than him. He freezes everything. His favorite cookie shop 146 00:07:12,440 --> 00:07:15,679 Speaker 1: in town in Manhattan Beach is called Becker's. He loves 147 00:07:15,720 --> 00:07:18,000 Speaker 1: his little oatmeal cookie from there. He gets his little 148 00:07:18,040 --> 00:07:21,360 Speaker 1: chocolate chip cookie and he eats part of it and 149 00:07:21,400 --> 00:07:23,160 Speaker 1: then he puts it in the freezer. And I'm like, 150 00:07:23,480 --> 00:07:25,680 Speaker 1: what are you doing? And he's like, well, just keeps 151 00:07:25,720 --> 00:07:27,680 Speaker 1: it fresh. And I think I was showing our group 152 00:07:27,800 --> 00:07:30,960 Speaker 1: this a rack of ribs he had one time and 153 00:07:30,960 --> 00:07:33,400 Speaker 1: then they were four years old, and he had blocked 154 00:07:33,400 --> 00:07:35,600 Speaker 1: a shot in the game that night and came back 155 00:07:35,600 --> 00:07:37,240 Speaker 1: and his ankle was all swollen. He was like, hey, 156 00:07:37,280 --> 00:07:38,760 Speaker 1: I think we have a rack of ribs that we 157 00:07:38,800 --> 00:07:40,840 Speaker 1: need to cook up. But in the meantime, can you 158 00:07:40,880 --> 00:07:42,640 Speaker 1: grab him so I can put him on my leg. 159 00:07:42,760 --> 00:07:45,560 Speaker 1: I'll post that picture on the Calm Down podcast. They 160 00:07:45,560 --> 00:07:49,120 Speaker 1: were expired for four years, so no, we weren't cooking 161 00:07:49,160 --> 00:07:51,080 Speaker 1: them up, but sure we were doing it to ice 162 00:07:51,160 --> 00:07:55,239 Speaker 1: down his ankle. What a guy. Here's my question, where's 163 00:07:55,280 --> 00:07:57,720 Speaker 1: the expiration date? Like? Does it say it on the 164 00:07:57,720 --> 00:08:01,000 Speaker 1: package on the rack of ribs? Yeah, don't worry, I'll 165 00:08:01,040 --> 00:08:03,080 Speaker 1: put it on the Calm Down. I g Yeah, it 166 00:08:03,160 --> 00:08:06,040 Speaker 1: says expires and you can clearly see the date I 167 00:08:06,080 --> 00:08:08,400 Speaker 1: took the picture. It was like four years later. I'm 168 00:08:08,400 --> 00:08:10,720 Speaker 1: writing this down. This is a further conversation for the 169 00:08:10,760 --> 00:08:14,320 Speaker 1: full length podcast. The expiration date. If something says expires, 170 00:08:14,400 --> 00:08:17,480 Speaker 1: Let's say it's June and it says June seventeenth, are 171 00:08:17,520 --> 00:08:19,480 Speaker 1: we throwing out? Are we not throwing out? Like? Oh no, 172 00:08:19,560 --> 00:08:20,920 Speaker 1: it just has to be the cell by date has 173 00:08:20,920 --> 00:08:23,360 Speaker 1: to get off the show. I think what it is, Well, 174 00:08:23,400 --> 00:08:25,800 Speaker 1: what's the grace period? I'm going to write it down. 175 00:08:25,960 --> 00:08:27,920 Speaker 1: I had coffee the other day and I was not 176 00:08:28,080 --> 00:08:31,920 Speaker 1: excited about what transpired after that. I'm writing down. Okay, 177 00:08:31,960 --> 00:08:37,120 Speaker 1: coffee creamer. There's something there, and I, you know, maybe 178 00:08:37,160 --> 00:08:42,800 Speaker 1: that's why I got sick. Um, Okay, what's next. Drinks 179 00:08:42,840 --> 00:08:47,719 Speaker 1: on the West day, yeah, Meredith, Mommy drinks on the 180 00:08:47,760 --> 00:08:49,839 Speaker 1: first date. Yeah, I have to have a drink on 181 00:08:49,920 --> 00:08:53,160 Speaker 1: a date. I remember Brooklyn Decker, which is a fun 182 00:08:53,240 --> 00:08:58,280 Speaker 1: We need to get her on this podcast forever the best. 183 00:08:58,520 --> 00:09:01,520 Speaker 1: So she was telling me when Andy and I used 184 00:09:01,520 --> 00:09:03,920 Speaker 1: to work together on Fox Sports Live. Every night, she 185 00:09:04,040 --> 00:09:07,520 Speaker 1: was Willis's babysitter. I would drop Willis off from their house. 186 00:09:07,600 --> 00:09:09,400 Speaker 1: She would because he was a tiny puppy. I worked 187 00:09:09,400 --> 00:09:11,800 Speaker 1: at Extra during the day, I worked at Fox at night. 188 00:09:12,040 --> 00:09:14,400 Speaker 1: So she was saying how when she got set up 189 00:09:14,400 --> 00:09:16,480 Speaker 1: with Andy, she was like, I had to get drunk 190 00:09:16,559 --> 00:09:19,120 Speaker 1: before I went on a date with him. We'll save that, 191 00:09:19,160 --> 00:09:20,760 Speaker 1: We'll get her on to tell the story. But yeah, 192 00:09:20,800 --> 00:09:22,880 Speaker 1: they were both and they both had the same thoughts, 193 00:09:22,880 --> 00:09:25,880 Speaker 1: so they were both wasted on their first date. Adorable. 194 00:09:26,520 --> 00:09:29,360 Speaker 1: Next question, Okay, this is our last one. We're going overtime. 195 00:09:29,360 --> 00:09:31,800 Speaker 1: We have an overtime to the pregame. Does that happened? 196 00:09:32,120 --> 00:09:36,200 Speaker 1: Megan one Hoffman tips unpacking bathroom toiletries when traveling. My 197 00:09:36,320 --> 00:09:40,040 Speaker 1: toiletry bag takes up room mind does to Jillian Gregory 198 00:09:40,120 --> 00:09:41,760 Speaker 1: makes fun of me about this, But I don't care. 199 00:09:41,760 --> 00:09:43,640 Speaker 1: I've had way too many things ruined. I do the 200 00:09:43,720 --> 00:09:46,360 Speaker 1: large zip block bags, I do all the travel size 201 00:09:46,400 --> 00:09:48,080 Speaker 1: and zip block bag and I throw it in and 202 00:09:48,120 --> 00:09:50,080 Speaker 1: I know it's not cute, and I know it's not hot, 203 00:09:50,200 --> 00:09:52,040 Speaker 1: but I've had way too much ship. And when you 204 00:09:52,080 --> 00:09:54,240 Speaker 1: have an outfit that you're getting ready to sit down 205 00:09:54,240 --> 00:09:56,760 Speaker 1: with an athlete and it's got freaking champions and condition 206 00:09:56,760 --> 00:09:59,240 Speaker 1: her sains on it, that ain't good. We're all out 207 00:09:59,240 --> 00:10:00,959 Speaker 1: of time. But I have of thoughts on that because 208 00:10:01,040 --> 00:10:03,959 Speaker 1: my foundation which I text you about, are we still 209 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:07,520 Speaker 1: wearing foundation? When all over my makeup bag it's still 210 00:10:07,559 --> 00:10:10,439 Speaker 1: like that. It's been a week. That's disgusting, I'm gross 211 00:10:10,440 --> 00:10:12,320 Speaker 1: from more on that. Join us for the full length 212 00:10:12,360 --> 00:10:16,920 Speaker 1: episode of Calm Down podcast by by Disgusting, I'm disgustings. 213 00:10:19,400 --> 00:10:21,840 Speaker 1: Calm Down with Aaron and Chrissa is a production of 214 00:10:21,920 --> 00:10:24,760 Speaker 1: I heart Radio. For more podcasts from my heart Radio, 215 00:10:24,880 --> 00:10:27,840 Speaker 1: visit the i heart Radio app, Apple podcast, or wherever 216 00:10:27,960 --> 00:10:29,199 Speaker 1: you get your podcasts.