WEBVTT - Introducing: This Is Americans Live

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, radio and podcast fans. Do you like improvisational comedy? Good,

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<v Speaker 1>because we'd like to encourage you to listen to a

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<v Speaker 1>new podcast called This Is Americans Life. You may be

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<v Speaker 1>thinking that this sounds very similar to a very famous

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<v Speaker 1>podcast with the words American is Life and the title,

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<v Speaker 1>But the difference is that this one is totally improvised. Wait,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a documentary podcast show and it's totally improvised. How

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<v Speaker 1>is that possible? Yep, just like I said, there's no

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<v Speaker 1>script that can't be good. We'll take a listen for yourself.

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<v Speaker 1>Y'all didn't write down any of the clues. Maybe feel Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>you look like you were going to order new Pitsave

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<v Speaker 1>me a reason why I don't suspend your asses and

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<v Speaker 1>take your motherfucking badges right now, because I don't want

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<v Speaker 1>you to do that. I need to get one of

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<v Speaker 1>those smart phones. Just get the com off. Okay, the

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<v Speaker 1>nurse was working alone. I think we mixed you up

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<v Speaker 1>with someone and we uh, we put that I V

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<v Speaker 1>in and it just tuck out all of your electric

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<v Speaker 1>lights and now I'm dying. When are you going to

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<v Speaker 1>cover it here and take count my electrolytes? I have

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<v Speaker 1>too many electro lts. You want to take a look

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<v Speaker 1>at the venue. All right, I don't know what's going

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<v Speaker 1>on here. Look at the menu. Look at the menue.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm looking at the menu. Yeah, notice anything weird about it?

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<v Speaker 1>Human body parts are on the menu. You just got lights? Wow,

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<v Speaker 1>and all those people are improvising that whole thing. Actually

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<v Speaker 1>it's you me in a weekly Guess contributor. Wait, we

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<v Speaker 1>did all of those voices, and so did I Guess contributor.

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<v Speaker 1>We have a new one every week. So let me

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<v Speaker 1>get this straight. This is a documentary podcast that is

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<v Speaker 1>somehow totally improvised, and there's a new guest contributor every week,

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<v Speaker 1>and we do all the voices, and it's a parody

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<v Speaker 1>of this. That's right. Did you just bleet me? Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>I did, really good reasons. Now please read this before

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<v Speaker 1>our time runs out. Okay, listen to this is Americans

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<v Speaker 1>Live with Aristotle Etherorists. Is that you just call me?

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<v Speaker 1>And Andy Harris? Oh that's me from Will Ferrell's Big

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<v Speaker 1>Money Players Network, available on the I Heart Radio app,

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<v Speaker 1>Apple podcast, or wherever you get your podcast. Did you

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<v Speaker 1>just bleet me? Again? My fingers lift