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Speaker 1: Trust Brooke, Jeffrey and Jose's friends with a free remote

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Speaker 1: consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred d

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Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call eight hundred away. What happens

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Speaker 1: when you get a real life stoner playing a pretend

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Speaker 1: stoner in a praying phone call. I already know we're

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Speaker 1: talking about Jose. That's right, acting called it stoner inception man. Okay,

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Speaker 1: that's what happens today when Jose poses as an animal

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Speaker 1: control officer who right now? He gets a little sidetracked

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Speaker 1: in the middle of his job, and now there's a problem.

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Speaker 1: You'll find out what happens in your brand new phone.

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Speaker 1: Tap right now. Another on the twenties Senior Living This

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Speaker 1: is Lisa, How many help you? Uh? Hello? Hi? Hi?

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Speaker 1: Who is this? This is Lisa? Hi? Yes? Why why

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Speaker 1: are you calling me? Um? I didn't call you called

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Speaker 1: the Senior Living Center? Oh yeah, sorry, my name's Max. Okay,

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Speaker 1: are you calling for somebody here? No? I work for

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Speaker 1: animal control, okay, but like I don't like control the animals,

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Speaker 1: like mentally or physically, but like I mean, I kind

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Speaker 1: of like manage them. Um So are you, um the

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Speaker 1: old Folks Home on like three blocks from the Taco Bell? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: this is the Senior Center. Okay. Is there something I

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Speaker 1: can help you with? Well, I kind of need to

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Speaker 1: help you, or I guess you could say, like warn

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Speaker 1: you warn me about what? Um So I am working

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Speaker 1: right now and I'm doing animal control. Yes, sir, you

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Speaker 1: already mentioned that. What exactly do you need to warn

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Speaker 1: me about? Or what are you calling for? So? Like

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Speaker 1: I had my van parked outside of your building. So

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Speaker 1: I was eating my Taco Bell churros that are super good,

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Speaker 1: and I thought, oh, these would taste so much better

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Speaker 1: if I was baked. Yeah, but what is this about exactly? Oh?

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Speaker 1: By baked, I mean like super ripped. No with the animals.

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Speaker 1: Are you saying there's some animal situation? Yes? Correct, you

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Speaker 1: can just really like sum this up really quickly. So

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Speaker 1: I'm getting ripped and I'm in my van. Have you

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Speaker 1: ever done that before? How exactly does this pertain to

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Speaker 1: our living center? Or you have not said that concern us?

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Speaker 1: Or are you just randomly calling us? Those are a

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Speaker 1: lot of questions, So like, let me think if I

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Speaker 1: could just sum it up as like a summer rise,

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Speaker 1: please do now. Okay, So, I'm pretty sure that the

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Speaker 1: animals I had in my van are now wandering around

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Speaker 1: your property. Excuse me, I forgot to lock the door.

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Speaker 1: What okay, Well, we need to get somebody in here.

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Speaker 1: Are you serious? Oh maybe we should call animal control.

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Speaker 1: I thought you said you were animal control. Oh you're right,

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Speaker 1: that's me. Come on, dude, what are you doing right now?

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Speaker 1: That's not helpful. I'm just like low key kind of

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Speaker 1: worried that some of the animals might be stoned too,

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Speaker 1: because I like to hot box the van because the

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Speaker 1: animal God, I really don't want to hear about any

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Speaker 1: of this. Listen. I thought this out, and I believe

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Speaker 1: this is a good situation because they're probably much easier

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Speaker 1: to catch at this point. They're pretty chill. You need

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Speaker 1: to sober up or whatever you need to do, and

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Speaker 1: I will call downstairs and see if anybody has reported

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Speaker 1: any animals like animal crackers. Oh those are so good.

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Speaker 1: Those are fired. All right, I think I've heard enough today.

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Speaker 1: It's like a tranquilizer. Thanks so much for your tips.

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Speaker 1: Hold on, though, little miss who's your name. I'm not

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Speaker 1: a little miss. First of all, Lisa. Oh yeah, sorry, Lisa.

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Speaker 1: That's the name of the ugly girl I used to

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Speaker 1: sell weed to a middle school you. I wish that'd

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Speaker 1: be the most action I've had in a while. Yeah, no, surprise,

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Speaker 1: it's there. Okay, I'm done with this. No, No, I

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Speaker 1: am too. No, I'm done too. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry, Lisa.

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Speaker 1: This is not real. My name is Jasa for the

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Speaker 1: radio show Brick and Jeffrey in the Morning. This is

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Speaker 1: a prank phone call. We're phone tapping you right now.

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Speaker 1: Your sister, your sister, Emily set you up for this.

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Speaker 1: Are you serious? Yes? I was totally kidding. It's a

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Speaker 1: total prank. Don't be mad. I'm so sorry. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna kill her. Oh she said. You guys have

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Speaker 1: been playing pranks on each other since you were kids. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and this is terrible. This is the worst one. Yeah, okay,

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Speaker 1: but all kidding aside. Now, Like, if you're on break soon,

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Speaker 1: I'm right next to that taco bell eating some hot churros.

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Speaker 1: Please leave me alone for her fine moros for me

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Speaker 1: wake up every morning with funk to have weekday mornings

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Speaker 1: on the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,