WEBVTT - Chloe Radcliffe Disobeys Bridger

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<v Speaker 1>And I invited you here. I thought I made myself

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<v Speaker 1>perfectly clear.

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<v Speaker 2>When you're a.

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<v Speaker 1>Guest to my home, you gotta come to me empty.

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<v Speaker 1>And I said, no, guests, you're a presences presents enough.

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<v Speaker 1>I already had too much stuff, So how did you dare.

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<v Speaker 2>To surbey me?

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<v Speaker 3>Welcome to I said, no gifts. I'm pretcher wineker Mmm,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm here. What's happening? We're back, We're back together again.

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<v Speaker 3>It's been a week, we're here.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know what this says about me.

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<v Speaker 3>The guest is I've made the guess extremely nervous. You

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<v Speaker 3>just relax. This has nothing entirely me. This is my problem.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't bring your insecurity to my insecurity.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm projecting.

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<v Speaker 3>Ah No, this is just kind of how I'm existing now.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm trying to think of even what's I'm going back

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<v Speaker 3>to the last few days and I'm just trying to

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<v Speaker 3>remember what's going on in my life. I think the

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<v Speaker 3>big event was chocolate chip prices have gotten way out

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<v Speaker 3>of hand. I don't know if you've been to the

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<v Speaker 3>grocery store recently. I was there a couple of days ago.

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<v Speaker 3>I had to go home empty handed. It's ridiculous. It's

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<v Speaker 3>out of control, and so don't tell me about Trader

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<v Speaker 3>Joe's more affordable chocolate chips. Of course, I knew that

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<v Speaker 3>I got those, but the brand I wanted and I'm

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<v Speaker 3>not going to it has doubled in price since the

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<v Speaker 3>last time I bought them. And then so that happened.

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<v Speaker 3>I went to a picnic that did nothing for me emotionally.

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<v Speaker 3>Saturday night, I drove to a party and then drove

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<v Speaker 3>home without going to the party. That felt pretty good,

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<v Speaker 3>and I'm sorry. I'm back in a little house on

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<v Speaker 3>the prairie. I started watching that again last night, and

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<v Speaker 3>in the episode, Charles's mom dies of whatever, and I

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<v Speaker 3>had never been introduced to the character, so I didn't

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<v Speaker 3>even who cares if she died. I don't think the

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<v Speaker 3>audience cared that she died, and then we don't care

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<v Speaker 3>that Charles cares, and then the episode became very boring.

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<v Speaker 3>So I'm glad she's dead, and I think that that's it.

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<v Speaker 3>Let me see if I have anything in my document anything. Oh,

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<v Speaker 3>do you know? It was huge? We do need to

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<v Speaker 3>mention this. Taylor. Frankie Paul has liked one of our

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<v Speaker 3>Instagram posts, and she, of course is the kind of

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<v Speaker 3>embattled Secret Life of Mormon Wives X. She's not a

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<v Speaker 3>life currently, but you know she previous bachelorette. We don't

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<v Speaker 3>know if we'll ever see that footage, but she has

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<v Speaker 3>reached out by liking a post. And this feels like

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<v Speaker 3>we are now on the road to me being in

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<v Speaker 3>a fight with the Secret Life of Mormon Wife character.

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<v Speaker 3>Every journey begins with one step, and I think this

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<v Speaker 3>is it. So we'll keep our eye on that. And wow,

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<v Speaker 3>I started with just kind of nothing, and then I

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<v Speaker 3>brought an encyclopedia of things to talk about. But we

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<v Speaker 3>should get into the show. Today's guest has already basically

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<v Speaker 3>introduced herself. It's Chloe Radcliffe.

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<v Speaker 2>Chloe, let me in there.

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<v Speaker 3>Welcome to I said, NOE Gifts.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you so much for having me.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sorry, you know, the energy was just I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm already on my second diet coke. Here. Yeah, I've

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<v Speaker 3>been in the studio for twenty minutes.

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<v Speaker 2>You're good.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh this isn't this isn't like you didn't you don't

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<v Speaker 4>wake up with your first diet coke.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I have coffee, and then I had a second coffee.

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<v Speaker 3>Then I got here. And I thought, I'll have a

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<v Speaker 3>sip of a diet coke and then you ten minutes late.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, no, it's minutes late. Look, I I will cop

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<v Speaker 2>to it. Now.

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<v Speaker 4>Was I almost certainly going to be running five minutes

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<v Speaker 4>late if somebody hadn't parked me in and then I

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<v Speaker 4>got an incredible excuse to be ten minutes late.

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<v Speaker 3>Absolutely, that's kind of the ideal thing.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, Oh love flaming my own problems on somebody else.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you get like your half guilty at that point,

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<v Speaker 3>and so just let the other person be fully guilt.

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<v Speaker 3>Who was parked behind you? A friend, a laborer? Oh

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<v Speaker 3>so you're.

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<v Speaker 4>Making nice a nice nice man who is you know,

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<v Speaker 4>probably very scared of most of his most days.

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<v Speaker 3>At this point, you're going around screaming at people to

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<v Speaker 3>get out of your way. I'm on my way to

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<v Speaker 3>record a podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>Who's the brown man who's painting an apartment below the

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<v Speaker 4>apartment where I'm staying.

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<v Speaker 2>Get him out from behind my car now, he's very

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<v Speaker 2>very moved the car.

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<v Speaker 3>It's uh. I think that's just a common issue in

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<v Speaker 3>Los Angeles. I don't know that many people outside of

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<v Speaker 3>this city run into Oh the driveway had four cars. Yea, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>and they're all slightly related to each other. Yeah, what

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<v Speaker 3>you know, like he was probably uh he was working

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<v Speaker 3>on a friend's apartment of your friend. And you're, oh, yes, yes, yes,

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<v Speaker 3>not even living there.

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<v Speaker 4>That actually might be true. I think I haven't asked.

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<v Speaker 4>I haven't asked my friend who I'm staying with. But

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<v Speaker 4>they just moved in the same building, within the same building,

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<v Speaker 4>So I wonder, actually if he's painting their old.

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<v Speaker 3>Part interesting your friends separately moved into the same building.

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<v Speaker 2>As in I'm staying with a couple.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, they were in one apartment and now they moved

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<v Speaker 4>to a different apartment in the same.

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<v Speaker 2>Like four plex. Oh why, I think it has one

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<v Speaker 2>extra bedroom. Oh and that is the bedroom that I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 3>That you're saying, yeah, surprise. And there are two cats.

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<v Speaker 3>You mentioned there's.

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<v Speaker 2>Two cats, there's two dogs. It's a full house.

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<v Speaker 4>I've been coming home at somewhere between three and four

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<v Speaker 4>every morning because I'm here for Netflix as a joke, right,

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<v Speaker 4>and so the after parties are going until two thirty,

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<v Speaker 4>and then I get home at three and whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>And one of the dogs absolutely fucking hates me.

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<v Speaker 4>She's this little piece of shit I'm sorry, Mary Andrew

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<v Speaker 4>if you ever listen to this little piece of shit

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<v Speaker 4>who fucking hates me. And so at three fifteen, every

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<v Speaker 4>single morning has been I'm sure waking up this entire

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<v Speaker 4>building and the building next to it.

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm like, I don't have I can't do anything

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<v Speaker 2>about it.

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<v Speaker 3>She's yapping away.

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<v Speaker 2>She's yapping away.

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<v Speaker 4>Survey says, I probably shouldn't have stayed there, but hey,

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<v Speaker 4>at this point, we're in for a penny, in for

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<v Speaker 4>a pound.

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<v Speaker 3>So what do you do while she's yapping you're just

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<v Speaker 3>quietly tiptoeing in, or you're just so wasted you barely notice.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, I'm driving black out on the four h five. No, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 4>I I've been the only way that I've been surviving

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<v Speaker 4>these late nights. You can hear in my voice that

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<v Speaker 4>my voice is like it's very tired. The only way

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<v Speaker 4>I've been surviving is not drinking.

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<v Speaker 2>That's mine, of course, because it's like it's it's rough enough.

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<v Speaker 3>The idea of just being awake to that point is.

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<v Speaker 2>Being away to that point.

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<v Speaker 4>And then I've done somehow I've I've had like morning

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<v Speaker 4>events the last few days, and yeah, so I've not

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<v Speaker 4>been getting very much sleep.

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<v Speaker 3>My secret is making the schedule or somebody else.

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<v Speaker 4>I am. Someone else then comes to me and goes,

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<v Speaker 4>what about all these things? But I am the one going, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>that's fine.

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<v Speaker 3>How do you think you are as a house guest?

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<v Speaker 4>I think when every living being in the apartment respects me,

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<v Speaker 4>I respect every living bea.

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<v Speaker 3>You're really setting up some how about that justification of

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<v Speaker 3>bad behavior? What does that even mean? So you're horrible?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm horrible? No, I think.

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<v Speaker 4>Look, I think I'm a good house guest. I the room,

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<v Speaker 4>whatever room I'm staying in, I tend to let be

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<v Speaker 4>very very messy.

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<v Speaker 3>Sure that makes it, but I close the door right.

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<v Speaker 4>And anything outside of that room, I'm sort of like,

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<v Speaker 4>it's not you know, it's my job to not track

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<v Speaker 4>any mess around.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I think that that's totally fine to leave that

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<v Speaker 3>room messing. You're that's your real private space when you're

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<v Speaker 3>the HouseGuest. No one else is using it at the time. Yes,

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<v Speaker 3>as long as you leave it clean enough when you leave.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm a big buy gifts at the end of a stay.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh and what are you getting this time?

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<v Speaker 2>I will probably this house. My base is a big

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<v Speaker 2>giant pack of toilet paper.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh smart, because.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like everybody likes it, everybody uses it, everybody. It's

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<v Speaker 2>like it's sort of funny.

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<v Speaker 4>It's like cheeky enough to be charming, but it's also

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<v Speaker 4>like functional.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not trying to guess.

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<v Speaker 4>It's not a fucking hundred dollars candle, right, it's not

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<v Speaker 4>more fucking olive oil.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like, yeah, olive.

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<v Speaker 4>And honestly, what's so funny is that I think in

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<v Speaker 4>LA everybody gets each other olive oil. I actually could

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<v Speaker 4>use some goddamn olive oil, but I never have house

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<v Speaker 4>guests in New York.

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<v Speaker 2>Somebody send me fucking olive oil.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh I would have. I don't even know what I

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<v Speaker 3>would do with more olive oil. I would have to

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<v Speaker 3>be pouring it down the sink, yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, coating well that way, that way

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<v Speaker 4>everything else slips down the stae.

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<v Speaker 3>It's the disposal. Would think, may probably.

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<v Speaker 2>I did get.

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<v Speaker 4>Last time I was in LA, a couple of months ago,

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<v Speaker 4>I stayed with a friend who had just moved into

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<v Speaker 4>I keep finding people who have just moved, being like,

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<v Speaker 4>I want to make your plate uncomfortable. I a friend

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<v Speaker 4>had just moved and he This was like a big

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<v Speaker 4>upgrade for him. He has been living below his means

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<v Speaker 4>for a very long time, right, And he was very

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<v Speaker 4>picky about where he was moving and he's very particular

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<v Speaker 4>about his space and and like rightly so. And he's

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<v Speaker 4>like hot and cool and you know, probably OCD and

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<v Speaker 4>has his you know, his life is very like regimen.

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<v Speaker 3>Right.

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<v Speaker 2>So he had finally picked this place and then.

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<v Speaker 4>Me a Tornado, a sort of haunted house for neurodivergent

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<v Speaker 4>people comes in and like flops down in his life.

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<v Speaker 5>Right.

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<v Speaker 2>But I got him two pieces of art, Wow, big pieces.

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<v Speaker 4>Of art that I was like, I don't think he

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<v Speaker 4>would ever pick these, but I think he really, I

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<v Speaker 4>think he would like them.

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<v Speaker 2>And I think they're like going with the theme. They're

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<v Speaker 2>like simple but a little risky.

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<v Speaker 3>This feels so high stakes to me.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, but I kind of love and I picked him

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<v Speaker 4>out on Facebook park Place and I drove to fucking Irvine.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah yeah, at least that's probably an hour and I drove.

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<v Speaker 4>I drove over an hour, oh in both directions, got

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<v Speaker 4>these two big pieces of art.

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<v Speaker 2>He said he really likes them.

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<v Speaker 3>Do we know if they're on the walls yet?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't I haven't been back.

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<v Speaker 3>Ask for a video tour.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, how's your place feeling?

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<v Speaker 3>That's so true?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you settling in?

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<v Speaker 3>What a swing? From toilet paper to like, here are

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<v Speaker 3>massive pieces of art you have to.

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<v Speaker 2>Display, yeah, to like a taste.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but that's kind of nice actually, because picking art

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<v Speaker 3>for yourself is also really high stakes, where like I'll

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<v Speaker 3>be paralyzed. I'll be like, well, I just will never

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<v Speaker 3>put anything on my walls because I can't figure it

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<v Speaker 3>out for somebody to just be like, here's something, Yes,

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<v Speaker 3>put this.

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<v Speaker 2>On the walls. Here you go. And they were I.

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<v Speaker 4>Knew basically they're they're like fairly simple, actual pieces of art.

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<v Speaker 4>They're like they're just little like sort of beach nature scenes.

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<v Speaker 4>But they were matted in these huge frames with tons

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<v Speaker 4>of matting around it, and it makes this.

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<v Speaker 3>Like kind of dramatic statement, right right, But.

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<v Speaker 4>They're very simple, And that's what made me be like,

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<v Speaker 4>I think this guy who likes kind of simple things, right,

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<v Speaker 4>but got this giant fucking place that can swallow a

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<v Speaker 4>bunch of art.

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<v Speaker 3>Sure, sure, I think Yeah's you need as much art

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<v Speaker 3>as you can get. Basically if you have a ton

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<v Speaker 3>of space. Y. Wow, very interesting I mean they may

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<v Speaker 3>have just ended up back, ended up back on Facebook

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<v Speaker 3>market Place.

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<v Speaker 4>I told him, I was like, you can, you can,

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<v Speaker 4>you can drop these off a goodwill.

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<v Speaker 2>I do not. I will not go back.

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<v Speaker 3>What did you do? You just hopped on marketplace and

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<v Speaker 3>typed in art crazy?

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<v Speaker 2>I think I typed in like huge poster.

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<v Speaker 4>And then I also was looking for like some like

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<v Speaker 4>modern funky, like simplistic but modern interesting like bouhou see

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<v Speaker 4>right again, stuff that's simple but can still.

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<v Speaker 3>Pop stylish but not like going overboard.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, and then I just looked at the marketplace for

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<v Speaker 4>like a week, and then your algorithm learns and it

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<v Speaker 4>starts feeding me shit, right, And then it fed me

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<v Speaker 4>these things and they were far away, and because they

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<v Speaker 4>were far away and they had bad photos, right, nobody

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<v Speaker 4>I could.

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<v Speaker 3>I could bad photo. I mean, of course it's the

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<v Speaker 3>secret to anything, renting whatever. So you have a Facebook.

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<v Speaker 3>See my problem is I no longer have a Facebook profile,

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<v Speaker 3>so Facebook Marketplace cannot learn about me. It's my sisters.

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<v Speaker 3>So it's like I'll log in every once a year

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<v Speaker 3>and I'll be like, here's some kitchen tables in Utah,

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<v Speaker 3>and it's just like, well, I don't this isn't what

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<v Speaker 3>I'm looking for.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, well my house in Utah already has a

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<v Speaker 2>kitchen table.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm drowning in kitchen tables. It's the last thing. But

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<v Speaker 3>you're on there. How often are you getting something on Facebook? Marketplace?

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<v Speaker 4>I used to be more of a hound for it,

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<v Speaker 4>but I will say I go on Craigslist free listings

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<v Speaker 4>multiple times a day.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh wow, it's to scan. Oh interesting? Have you found

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<v Speaker 3>anything good? Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, the best? Like what? I think it's worth me showing.

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<v Speaker 3>You the no, I mean, I'm asking, I'm okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 3>I want to see what's happening here. I've had zero luck.

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<v Speaker 3>Usually it's like a CD tower.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, so this is the thing.

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<v Speaker 4>This is why I have to This is why you

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<v Speaker 4>have to go on it multiple times a day, because

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<v Speaker 4>there's not that.

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<v Speaker 2>This is what I'm about to describe is a really

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<v Speaker 2>bad explanation.

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<v Speaker 4>But there's not that many good things, which means that

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<v Speaker 4>the good shit goes quickly, right, right, and so you

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<v Speaker 4>kind of got to be on top of it. Okay,

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<v Speaker 4>let's see if I can find So this is my bedroom?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, Oh, beautifully appointed bedroom.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 4>That light fixture that was free is a. It was

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<v Speaker 4>twenty dollars. It is a seven hundred dollars light fixture.

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<v Speaker 4>I found it on Craigslist.

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<v Speaker 2>I biked there. I bike everywhere in New York.

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<v Speaker 4>I strapped that thing to my backpack. I have a

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<v Speaker 4>picture of me riding through. It's literally sitting like feet

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<v Speaker 4>out from me.

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<v Speaker 3>That's like having a wingspan.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, truly, I had to go so slowly and be

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<v Speaker 4>so careful. I'm usually a very aggressive rider, and I

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<v Speaker 4>was like, it does not matter if it takes me

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<v Speaker 4>two hours. Again, why did you rent a car because

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<v Speaker 4>I'm because I'm I am the cheapest person I have

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<v Speaker 4>ever met?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, you've met your match?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes?

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<v Speaker 3>Really?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay?

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<v Speaker 3>Great?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh thrilling?

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<v Speaker 3>Don't even great?

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<v Speaker 2>Great?

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<v Speaker 4>Do you see the like loose sight shelf on the left,

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<v Speaker 4>the clear thing? Yes, that came from the sidewalk wow

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<v Speaker 4>in New York.

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<v Speaker 3>Listener, how would you describe the light fixture because it's

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<v Speaker 3>probably how big do you think that is? It's probably

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<v Speaker 3>like four feet.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it's probably three or three to four feet across,

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<v Speaker 4>and then probably like three feet it was probably four

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<v Speaker 4>feet in length, and then my uh ex cut it

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<v Speaker 4>like trimmed the top.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, after you had biked it after I biked it home,

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<v Speaker 3>and it's kind of like two arches connected to each other.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, it's like very architectural.

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<v Speaker 3>It's so beautiful.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you, thank you. It's what I'm proudest.

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<v Speaker 3>How far was the bike ride?

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<v Speaker 2>Uh?

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<v Speaker 4>Normally that was probably like a twenty minute ride, and

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<v Speaker 4>I probably took forty five minutes to get home. The

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<v Speaker 4>big mirror, this big mirror fixture, yes, free on craigslist.

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<v Speaker 4>What in the Bronx? And I borrowed a friend's station wagon,

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<v Speaker 4>a friend who lives way the fuck out in Brooklyn,

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<v Speaker 4>like in one direction, as far from the Bronx as

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<v Speaker 4>you can get, right, borrowed their station wagon. Made another

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<v Speaker 4>friend come with me on this adventure. I was like,

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<v Speaker 4>we haven't hung out in a while. Do you want

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<v Speaker 4>to go on a weird friend adventure and then we

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<v Speaker 4>can talk on this long ride. Right, He came up

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<v Speaker 4>with me to the Bronx. We put it in the

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<v Speaker 4>station wagon. Couldn't close the trunk of course. See that's

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<v Speaker 4>an enormous mirror.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, drove it home. Wow, you have to make get

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<v Speaker 2>it in Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow, good for you. I feel like this sort of

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<v Speaker 3>thing is easier to do in New York getting good

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<v Speaker 3>free fines. Yeah, I think because maybe because in New

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<v Speaker 3>York there's less space, so when something has to go,

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<v Speaker 3>it just has to go. Even it has good LA,

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<v Speaker 3>it'll probably just end up in another part of your

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<v Speaker 3>house for a really long time.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that makes sense. That makes sense.

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<v Speaker 3>Unless it's true garbage. Sure, and then people are like,

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<v Speaker 3>I'll probably just literally throw it away rather than give

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<v Speaker 3>it away.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Yeah, Like there's way less like on the sidewalk.

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<v Speaker 3>In New York you can just walk around, and things

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<v Speaker 3>on the sidewalk in LA are non starters.

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<v Speaker 2>The problem is things on the sidewalk in New York

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<v Speaker 2>will give you bed bugs.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh. I think that's probably true in LA too. There's

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<v Speaker 3>at least bed bugs living in there, if not more,

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, creatures galore. You're really asking for it. If

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<v Speaker 3>you occasionally, I'll be tempted, But I just think I

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<v Speaker 3>think like a mirror, that would probably be something you

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<v Speaker 3>could pick up off. Yeah, bed bugs get in mirrors.

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<v Speaker 2>They're always looking at themselves.

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<v Speaker 3>They're very vague.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah, to every one of them.

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<v Speaker 3>Have you ever had bed bugs?

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<v Speaker 2>Absolutely a.

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<v Speaker 3>Nightmare?

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<v Speaker 2>It is this the thing I am the most scared

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<v Speaker 2>of in my entire life.

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<v Speaker 3>Of course, it just feels like a plague. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>when was this twenty nineteen and.

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<v Speaker 2>You're saying you're just crawling.

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<v Speaker 4>It is the scared in the world to me, most

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<v Speaker 4>primarily because I do not react to the bites, and

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<v Speaker 4>so I only discovered it because.

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<v Speaker 2>My boyfriend at the time reaction to the bites.

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<v Speaker 4>So then we weren't living together, and so I would

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<v Speaker 4>keep being like, hey, baby, you want to you want.

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<v Speaker 2>To come over? After I like was pretty sure ironic

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<v Speaker 2>any of them. I was like, you want to sleep

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<v Speaker 2>over tonight? He was like, are you using me as

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<v Speaker 2>a fucking bedbug canary in the coal mine? Are you

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<v Speaker 2>using me as like a little test? And I was like, no,

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<v Speaker 2>I miss you.

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<v Speaker 3>I want to see so you're immune to bedbugs?

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<v Speaker 2>Why I'm strong and cool?

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<v Speaker 3>We need to like map your DNA or something.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, feels I consume. I yeah, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>I wonder what's going on.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm also one of the least germophobic people I've.

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<v Speaker 2>Ever been around.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, so this is all adding up with springing free things.

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<v Speaker 2>Into your eye.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm like cheap and I love trash and I don't

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<v Speaker 4>and I love I kind of love.

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<v Speaker 2>Being dirty and grimy. Okay, and I've showered Dory.

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<v Speaker 3>You live very clean.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, thank you, I did my hair. I sort of

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<v Speaker 4>got the sense that this was a clean This is

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<v Speaker 4>a clean.

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<v Speaker 3>It's one of those clean sanitary podcast you hear about. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>there's something else I wanted. There are two things I

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<v Speaker 3>actually want to talk to about. But the first is

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<v Speaker 3>kind of a controversial issue. When you came in, you

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<v Speaker 3>were holding a bagoo bag, which I formerly had this

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<v Speaker 3>exact same bag. Okay, let's bring it on camera. Do

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<v Speaker 3>you want to grab it? Yea, yeah, this is a

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<v Speaker 3>controversy that I'm willing to stir up again. This bag

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<v Speaker 3>was given to me by my sister in a couple

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<v Speaker 3>of years ago for a birthday, and I thought, oh,

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<v Speaker 3>that's such a beautiful bag, what a beautiful green bag.

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<v Speaker 3>And then I lived my life for two years, two no,

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<v Speaker 3>probably three years, thinking wow, I have a beautiful green

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<v Speaker 3>bag in my life, and then somehow it got brought

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<v Speaker 3>up to another human being and I said, oh I

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<v Speaker 3>have We've got to get my green bag.

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<v Speaker 2>Go grab my green bag. It's over there. Go grab

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<v Speaker 2>a bag. You'll know it. It's green.

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<v Speaker 3>And the avalanche of people just questioning my view of

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<v Speaker 3>the world because everyone said it was yellow. Uh, you

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<v Speaker 3>came in and I said, what color do you think

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<v Speaker 3>that peg is?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes? And what did I say?

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<v Speaker 3>You said, sand?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I had not heard yet. Yes, I mean, look,

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<v Speaker 2>I will stand behind sand I this this is it's

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<v Speaker 2>it's yellowish. I mean I could call this yellow. I

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<v Speaker 2>caught gold. Maybe there's no fucking world in which this

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<v Speaker 2>is green.

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<v Speaker 3>Would you say there are green undertones?

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<v Speaker 2>You know what? Actually?

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<v Speaker 4>Unfortunately, yes, Unfortunately, I would actually say that this is

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<v Speaker 4>like it is a it is a greenier yellow.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not green.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, do you know what the official name is?

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<v Speaker 5>No?

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<v Speaker 3>What is it Spanish? Olive? No? I did a lot

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<v Speaker 3>of digging. I had to do a lot of digging,

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<v Speaker 3>too kind. I mean, I'm the one being gas list.

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<v Speaker 3>I had to prove that my reac was true. Now

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<v Speaker 3>you're grabbing yellow objects green objects. Okay, so this is

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<v Speaker 3>like it's the deodorant the I think a cold buyer

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<v Speaker 3>brought that actually and has a yellow cap. No, that's

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<v Speaker 3>not true, it's dairy glowly. Just grab a green object

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<v Speaker 3>and a yellow object and tried convinced me this is yellow.

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<v Speaker 2>So this is okay, Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 3>That scared me.

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<v Speaker 4>First second, Oh no, this is the adrenaline portion of my.

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<v Speaker 3>Heart is pounding, sweating. Yeah, I'm just questioning my entire

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<v Speaker 3>past at this point.

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<v Speaker 2>You're not color blind? No?

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<v Speaker 3>No, I go to the optometrists once a year. They

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<v Speaker 3>do the whole test.

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<v Speaker 2>Do they do a color blind test?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah? Have you ever done that? It's very fun. Actually

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<v Speaker 3>you get to look at like they'll have like a letter,

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<v Speaker 3>it's made of dots, and you have to like kind

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<v Speaker 3>of pick out if what the letter is or something.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you go to the optometrists once a year.

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<v Speaker 3>Because I have contexts, So I've got to re up

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<v Speaker 3>my description.

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<v Speaker 2>Get I have better than twenty twenty vision.

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<v Speaker 3>What does that mean?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I can see better than yeah yeah yeah,

0:21:08.520 --> 0:21:13.080
<v Speaker 2>that's actually true. So I can fly fighter jets. Get me?

0:21:13.680 --> 0:21:14.720
<v Speaker 2>Is that military?

0:21:14.800 --> 0:21:17.360
<v Speaker 3>You kind of look like you should be flying jumpsuit

0:21:17.400 --> 0:21:17.760
<v Speaker 3>right now?

0:21:19.080 --> 0:21:19.560
<v Speaker 2>It sort of.

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<v Speaker 4>I also sort of feel powerful holding this juicer. You know,

0:21:22.960 --> 0:21:25.520
<v Speaker 4>I have my weird little kingdom now, you know, I

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<v Speaker 4>have I have my what.

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<v Speaker 2>Is this called?

0:21:27.040 --> 0:21:29.560
<v Speaker 3>What is it a lime? Yeah, that's a scept I.

0:21:29.560 --> 0:21:31.560
<v Speaker 2>Have my scepter. I have my bag, in front of me.

0:21:32.320 --> 0:21:34.240
<v Speaker 3>And you've got like a weapon, You've got a spray

0:21:34.280 --> 0:21:39.920
<v Speaker 3>deodoran spray as an attacker. Wow yeah, wow, But this

0:21:40.040 --> 0:21:43.560
<v Speaker 3>better than twenty twenty vision, Like that just feels made

0:21:43.640 --> 0:21:45.800
<v Speaker 3>up to me. What does that mean in practical terms?

0:21:46.040 --> 0:21:49.200
<v Speaker 2>I think, I mean, I think it means it means

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<v Speaker 2>a serial good. I don't, I don't know. It's just

0:21:54.440 --> 0:21:57.720
<v Speaker 2>like just told you that a nurse nurse.

0:21:57.760 --> 0:21:59.679
<v Speaker 3>Okay, so now we're getting into some territory of a

0:21:59.680 --> 0:22:02.520
<v Speaker 3>non fashional, not non expert, I would.

0:22:02.320 --> 0:22:05.200
<v Speaker 2>Say, but I read. I read the whole eye chart.

0:22:05.440 --> 0:22:08.000
<v Speaker 3>Okay. Wow, I don't think I've ever been able to

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<v Speaker 3>do that.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I think you could. I think twenty twenty is

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<v Speaker 4>like gets to a line and then there's below.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, wow, fascinating You are immune from bed bugs? Yeah,

0:22:17.720 --> 0:22:22.080
<v Speaker 3>better than twenty twenty fashion. Again, like what's happening DNA wise?

0:22:22.440 --> 0:22:27.000
<v Speaker 4>I mean, yeah, look, I genuinely I think I am

0:22:27.440 --> 0:22:34.560
<v Speaker 4>strong and good and the fact that this is such

0:22:34.600 --> 0:22:36.760
<v Speaker 4>a like real part of me, This this sort of

0:22:36.800 --> 0:22:40.760
<v Speaker 4>like incredibly cocky, proud of myself.

0:22:40.800 --> 0:22:42.879
<v Speaker 2>Grimy, weird little monster.

0:22:44.280 --> 0:22:46.040
<v Speaker 4>And then also there's a part of me that's like

0:22:46.119 --> 0:22:48.200
<v Speaker 4>I'm such a piece of shit, and I've never accomplished

0:22:48.200 --> 0:22:50.000
<v Speaker 4>anything good in my life and I should quit. I

0:22:50.000 --> 0:22:52.800
<v Speaker 4>should give up now. And that part comes out when

0:22:52.840 --> 0:22:55.160
<v Speaker 4>I drink. So it's actually good you're getting this because

0:22:55.160 --> 0:22:55.879
<v Speaker 4>I haven't been drinking.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, interesting, Yeah, we can thank the festival for the yeah, yeah.

0:23:00.720 --> 0:23:04.760
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, for for whatever, for whatever, arrogant shitthead, I'm being

0:23:04.840 --> 0:23:05.200
<v Speaker 4>right now.

0:23:06.240 --> 0:23:08.199
<v Speaker 3>Well, I mean speaking of things that a piece of

0:23:08.200 --> 0:23:11.280
<v Speaker 3>shit would do. I was so excited to have you

0:23:11.320 --> 0:23:12.719
<v Speaker 3>here on the podcast today.

0:23:12.880 --> 0:23:13.760
<v Speaker 2>I'm excited to be here.

0:23:13.920 --> 0:23:16.359
<v Speaker 3>I thought, you know, Chloe, you'll come by. We'll just

0:23:16.400 --> 0:23:22.520
<v Speaker 3>have a nice conversation and just move on. The podcast

0:23:22.560 --> 0:23:26.520
<v Speaker 3>is called I said no gifts, so I was absolutely

0:23:26.560 --> 0:23:30.320
<v Speaker 3>floored when you came trotting into the studio holding this

0:23:31.520 --> 0:23:35.480
<v Speaker 3>Austin Powers level bag, kind of psychedelic gift bag.

0:23:35.600 --> 0:23:38.000
<v Speaker 2>Yes, this is for me, it is for you.

0:23:38.520 --> 0:23:46.359
<v Speaker 4>I look, this bag is my my signal that I

0:23:46.480 --> 0:23:48.440
<v Speaker 4>understand that we have slightly different vibes.

0:23:48.480 --> 0:23:52.480
<v Speaker 2>Right. I cleaned myself up, right. I bought a flower bag.

0:23:52.760 --> 0:23:54.160
<v Speaker 2>I didn't I had it.

0:23:54.280 --> 0:23:56.320
<v Speaker 4>I had it in a Vaughn's plastic bag that I

0:23:56.359 --> 0:23:57.320
<v Speaker 4>got out of the gutter.

0:23:57.680 --> 0:23:59.639
<v Speaker 2>But then I was like, I don't think Bridger is

0:23:59.640 --> 0:24:00.440
<v Speaker 2>gonna lie like this.

0:24:01.359 --> 0:24:05.399
<v Speaker 4>I think I need to have a nicer wrapping vessel.

0:24:05.520 --> 0:24:07.280
<v Speaker 2>So that's why I got to feel.

0:24:07.040 --> 0:24:08.760
<v Speaker 3>Like I'm gonna reach in and something's gonna bite me.

0:24:08.960 --> 0:24:11.800
<v Speaker 4>Yeah. Now there are two items in.

0:24:11.960 --> 0:24:13.840
<v Speaker 3>Okay, did should I take the mountain in specific order?

0:24:14.119 --> 0:24:19.040
<v Speaker 2>No? No, No, I think they can come out together. Yes,

0:24:23.119 --> 0:24:25.160
<v Speaker 2>that's think I've got.

0:24:25.200 --> 0:24:29.560
<v Speaker 3>Oh. Oh, these are gorgeous.

0:24:29.920 --> 0:24:30.760
<v Speaker 2>I'm so glad.

0:24:31.080 --> 0:24:34.240
<v Speaker 3>What are these bracelets? Or are these for like a

0:24:34.280 --> 0:24:35.359
<v Speaker 3>gorgeous ponytail?

0:24:35.640 --> 0:24:37.639
<v Speaker 4>They look if you can, if you can find a

0:24:37.680 --> 0:24:40.080
<v Speaker 4>ponytail fat enough, imagine the hair.

0:24:40.680 --> 0:24:41.280
<v Speaker 2>Incredible.

0:24:41.640 --> 0:24:43.919
<v Speaker 4>I think I think that actually would go around the

0:24:43.960 --> 0:24:44.879
<v Speaker 4>tail of a pony.

0:24:45.119 --> 0:24:48.639
<v Speaker 3>Oh wow, can you imagine the pony? Yeah, pretty pony

0:24:48.680 --> 0:24:51.399
<v Speaker 3>with this thing on. Yeah, that's sued the Princess of

0:24:51.400 --> 0:24:52.200
<v Speaker 3>the farms.

0:24:53.800 --> 0:24:55.760
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and she she goes drunk with power.

0:24:56.040 --> 0:25:00.840
<v Speaker 3>Yes, starts killing other animals, starts holding a scepter, tramples

0:25:00.880 --> 0:25:04.320
<v Speaker 3>the farmer's wife. Yes, yes, these are bracelets for.

0:25:05.880 --> 0:25:06.920
<v Speaker 2>Uh who?

0:25:07.320 --> 0:25:09.960
<v Speaker 4>Well for one of them, the one that you're holding

0:25:09.960 --> 0:25:12.520
<v Speaker 4>in your right hands, for my dead grandmother.

0:25:13.520 --> 0:25:13.720
<v Speaker 1>Her?

0:25:14.080 --> 0:25:15.159
<v Speaker 3>How big was her hand?

0:25:16.960 --> 0:25:20.240
<v Speaker 2>She was a tiny, tiny, tiny new York jew.

0:25:20.119 --> 0:25:21.560
<v Speaker 3>She must have been like four feet tall.

0:25:21.680 --> 0:25:24.920
<v Speaker 4>She truly was under five feet, right, and it shocks

0:25:24.960 --> 0:25:27.119
<v Speaker 4>me that that could possibly have not slipped off of

0:25:27.119 --> 0:25:29.920
<v Speaker 4>her hand. But yeah, whoa, it must have just been

0:25:30.000 --> 0:25:31.880
<v Speaker 4>very annoying, you know, sort of jangling.

0:25:31.560 --> 0:25:33.800
<v Speaker 3>Around because there's no way I could fit this around

0:25:34.640 --> 0:25:36.359
<v Speaker 3>three fingers. I don't have big hands.

0:25:36.600 --> 0:25:38.080
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, oh oh it does.

0:25:38.280 --> 0:25:39.040
<v Speaker 3>It does open up.

0:25:39.080 --> 0:25:39.280
<v Speaker 1>Oh.

0:25:39.320 --> 0:25:40.640
<v Speaker 2>We were going in different directions.

0:25:40.680 --> 0:25:43.399
<v Speaker 3>I was saying, okay, I'm putting these on a medium.

0:25:43.440 --> 0:25:45.920
<v Speaker 4>Okay, good, you put them on. And then this one

0:25:45.960 --> 0:25:49.400
<v Speaker 4>that just pulls apart. No, no, no, at the that's the spring.

0:25:49.480 --> 0:25:51.080
<v Speaker 2>Yes, there you go. Yeah, you got it.

0:25:51.200 --> 0:25:52.840
<v Speaker 3>Wow, I'm feeling so pretty already.

0:25:52.920 --> 0:25:53.399
<v Speaker 2>Look at that.

0:25:54.119 --> 0:25:55.600
<v Speaker 3>And is this also your?

0:25:55.760 --> 0:25:56.600
<v Speaker 2>This one? Now?

0:25:56.640 --> 0:25:59.040
<v Speaker 4>That one I got at a I think I got

0:25:59.080 --> 0:26:01.720
<v Speaker 4>it at a garage, so okay, And.

0:26:01.760 --> 0:26:03.960
<v Speaker 2>I genuinely love that one, okay.

0:26:04.200 --> 0:26:06.760
<v Speaker 4>And I have spent years being like, I'm gonna wear

0:26:06.800 --> 0:26:10.400
<v Speaker 4>it some day and I never have and I've never

0:26:10.480 --> 0:26:12.560
<v Speaker 4>figured out a time to wear that.

0:26:12.680 --> 0:26:16.720
<v Speaker 3>How did you bring these two? Because you're here from

0:26:16.760 --> 0:26:17.200
<v Speaker 3>New York?

0:26:17.280 --> 0:26:17.480
<v Speaker 2>Yes?

0:26:17.520 --> 0:26:19.080
<v Speaker 3>Did you bring these for the podcast?

0:26:19.160 --> 0:26:19.440
<v Speaker 5>Yes?

0:26:20.800 --> 0:26:25.440
<v Speaker 4>They're beautiful and they're just two things that I never

0:26:25.560 --> 0:26:27.720
<v Speaker 4>ever ever wear, And I think at this point I

0:26:27.760 --> 0:26:28.400
<v Speaker 4>never will wear.

0:26:28.680 --> 0:26:30.840
<v Speaker 2>But I don't want them to just I was like.

0:26:31.119 --> 0:26:33.520
<v Speaker 4>Nothing, I don't want them to be nothing right, And

0:26:33.560 --> 0:26:34.120
<v Speaker 4>so they're here.

0:26:34.200 --> 0:26:35.760
<v Speaker 3>I feel guilty taking these from you.

0:26:35.880 --> 0:26:36.520
<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, no no.

0:26:36.640 --> 0:26:38.800
<v Speaker 3>It's very rare that I feel guilty taking anything from

0:26:38.840 --> 0:26:39.200
<v Speaker 3>a guest.

0:26:40.280 --> 0:26:43.440
<v Speaker 4>Well good, I'm honestly, I think based on the vibe

0:26:43.440 --> 0:26:45.560
<v Speaker 4>that I've given so far, you wouldn't expect that I

0:26:45.640 --> 0:26:47.240
<v Speaker 4>brought something you feel guilty into.

0:26:49.280 --> 0:26:54.400
<v Speaker 3>I feel so powerful in these thrilled Wow. So did

0:26:54.400 --> 0:26:55.919
<v Speaker 3>you have a good relationship with your grandma?

0:26:56.119 --> 0:26:57.679
<v Speaker 2>I kind of barely knew her.

0:26:57.920 --> 0:27:04.119
<v Speaker 4>Okay, my my dad was the youngest of four, and

0:27:04.160 --> 0:27:05.800
<v Speaker 4>then he had me when I was forty five.

0:27:06.000 --> 0:27:07.040
<v Speaker 2>When I was forty three.

0:27:07.160 --> 0:27:10.080
<v Speaker 3>It was a very strange father giving birth to a.

0:27:10.119 --> 0:27:11.200
<v Speaker 2>Forty came out.

0:27:11.320 --> 0:27:15.280
<v Speaker 4>I came out, you know, hair dye in hand. I'm

0:27:15.280 --> 0:27:18.800
<v Speaker 4>starting to go gray. I gotta cover this up. Somebody

0:27:18.920 --> 0:27:23.960
<v Speaker 4>get me a white wine with ice Cubesah, really came

0:27:24.040 --> 0:27:26.160
<v Speaker 4>up with an attitude. No, he was forty three when

0:27:26.200 --> 0:27:28.680
<v Speaker 4>I was born, and he is the youngest of four,

0:27:28.960 --> 0:27:32.160
<v Speaker 4>and so my grandmother was eighty when.

0:27:32.000 --> 0:27:34.320
<v Speaker 2>I was born. Oh, and she lived.

0:27:34.080 --> 0:27:35.919
<v Speaker 4>In New York, and I was born in Philly. But

0:27:35.920 --> 0:27:38.399
<v Speaker 4>then my dad my parents split up when I was

0:27:38.400 --> 0:27:42.000
<v Speaker 4>a baby, and my mom moved back to Minnesota.

0:27:41.920 --> 0:27:44.040
<v Speaker 3>Oh, where she was from, right right, and.

0:27:44.000 --> 0:27:46.520
<v Speaker 4>She brought me and so I grew up like visiting

0:27:46.520 --> 0:27:49.479
<v Speaker 4>my grandma once a year, right, So, I like, I

0:27:49.480 --> 0:27:51.800
<v Speaker 4>didn't really know her. And then at her funeral, my cousins,

0:27:51.840 --> 0:27:53.760
<v Speaker 4>who are all like twenty and twenty five years older

0:27:53.760 --> 0:27:57.399
<v Speaker 4>than me, we're all like, we loved all these memories

0:27:57.440 --> 0:28:00.720
<v Speaker 4>of Grandma. Grandma given us back rubs, Grandma make us brown,

0:28:00.760 --> 0:28:02.960
<v Speaker 4>He's Grandma. And I was like, god, I have kind

0:28:02.960 --> 0:28:04.760
<v Speaker 4>of one memory of Grandma, and that was her telling

0:28:04.800 --> 0:28:06.240
<v Speaker 4>me to turn on the light because I was reading

0:28:06.280 --> 0:28:07.840
<v Speaker 4>in the dark and it was going to hurt my eyes.

0:28:08.560 --> 0:28:11.080
<v Speaker 2>And you know what that means? I would have had

0:28:11.160 --> 0:28:12.040
<v Speaker 2>even better.

0:28:12.080 --> 0:28:16.280
<v Speaker 3>That's right, Oh my god, you'd be unstopaby. Yeah, yeah,

0:28:16.320 --> 0:28:17.200
<v Speaker 3>you'd be predator.

0:28:19.320 --> 0:28:21.120
<v Speaker 2>But at least I could kill Alien?

0:28:22.400 --> 0:28:25.120
<v Speaker 3>Does Predator kill Alien?

0:28:25.720 --> 0:28:27.080
<v Speaker 2>In Alien v? Predator?

0:28:27.280 --> 0:28:27.480
<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

0:28:28.000 --> 0:28:29.080
<v Speaker 3>Do we know who the winner was?

0:28:30.600 --> 0:28:32.280
<v Speaker 2>I assume there is a sequel to Alien VI.

0:28:32.400 --> 0:28:34.120
<v Speaker 3>I bet there's a truce. I bet they'd come together

0:28:34.119 --> 0:28:36.520
<v Speaker 3>as friends, right.

0:28:36.760 --> 0:28:37.520
<v Speaker 2>Hey, buddies.

0:28:37.720 --> 0:28:40.800
<v Speaker 4>The last shot is Alien Predator sitting on one of

0:28:40.800 --> 0:28:44.120
<v Speaker 4>those like rocking swings that old people have in their

0:28:44.160 --> 0:28:47.520
<v Speaker 4>front yards as the sun goes down over a lake.

0:28:47.720 --> 0:28:50.600
<v Speaker 3>They're on a tandem bike. Oh, we have more in

0:28:50.640 --> 0:28:53.320
<v Speaker 3>common than we think. Well, look at that Alien. I

0:28:53.400 --> 0:28:57.400
<v Speaker 3>wonder I feel like Predator probably one. Predator is probably

0:28:57.440 --> 0:29:00.320
<v Speaker 3>more of a I feel like Predator could wear ants,

0:29:00.360 --> 0:29:02.360
<v Speaker 3>like it's a sort of creature that like is one

0:29:02.360 --> 0:29:04.440
<v Speaker 3>step above Alien, which is just kind of a giant

0:29:04.440 --> 0:29:05.680
<v Speaker 3>bug Alien.

0:29:05.960 --> 0:29:08.720
<v Speaker 4>Yes, Alien in pants does need to cut like a

0:29:08.760 --> 0:29:09.640
<v Speaker 4>hole for its.

0:29:09.480 --> 0:29:12.680
<v Speaker 3>Table, right, It's like it's more like I can imagine

0:29:12.720 --> 0:29:15.080
<v Speaker 3>Alien using a litter box more than Predator.

0:29:15.160 --> 0:29:20.760
<v Speaker 4>Yes, yes, yes, Predator. Predator ships into a hole that

0:29:20.800 --> 0:29:23.360
<v Speaker 4>it has lasered into the ground, and then it sort

0:29:23.360 --> 0:29:26.120
<v Speaker 4>of lasers its own ship into little ash and then

0:29:26.200 --> 0:29:27.440
<v Speaker 4>uses that ash to.

0:29:28.120 --> 0:29:30.240
<v Speaker 2>Make a map of where Alien lives.

0:29:30.800 --> 0:29:31.720
<v Speaker 3>Very resourceful.

0:29:31.800 --> 0:29:36.760
<v Speaker 2>Yeah looe, where did that improv come from?

0:29:37.760 --> 0:29:42.840
<v Speaker 3>No idea, where did that fan fag come from? I

0:29:42.880 --> 0:29:46.880
<v Speaker 3>think we're both passionate about these two. Yeah, so you

0:29:46.960 --> 0:29:47.760
<v Speaker 3>had very.

0:29:47.600 --> 0:29:50.640
<v Speaker 2>Few seen Alien Predator. Sorry, we had a really off

0:29:50.720 --> 0:29:52.280
<v Speaker 2>We had a real clear off ramp there.

0:29:53.080 --> 0:29:56.560
<v Speaker 3>I haven't have you, I guess, unless as a very

0:29:56.600 --> 0:30:00.120
<v Speaker 3>forgettable ending, which you could. I love Alien the movie. Yes,

0:30:00.440 --> 0:30:03.320
<v Speaker 3>I think Alien is one of my all time favorites.

0:30:03.360 --> 0:30:04.600
<v Speaker 3>To be honest, I think it's so good.

0:30:04.720 --> 0:30:07.800
<v Speaker 4>I saw it once when I was fourteen, and I

0:30:07.960 --> 0:30:09.880
<v Speaker 4>was with my dad and I was sick. And my

0:30:09.960 --> 0:30:11.440
<v Speaker 4>dad called my mom and he was like, what do

0:30:11.480 --> 0:30:14.719
<v Speaker 4>I do with her? She's sick and she's fucking boring.

0:30:15.200 --> 0:30:17.480
<v Speaker 4>And my mom said, I don't noticit her on the

0:30:17.520 --> 0:30:19.120
<v Speaker 4>couch and watch a movie. And he said, great, this

0:30:19.200 --> 0:30:22.000
<v Speaker 4>is the perfect time for us to watch Alien. I'm

0:30:22.120 --> 0:30:23.360
<v Speaker 4>sick at fourteen.

0:30:23.120 --> 0:30:25.440
<v Speaker 3>So stressful to be watching well sick.

0:30:25.560 --> 0:30:27.640
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I remember, I remember liking the movie, but I

0:30:27.640 --> 0:30:28.760
<v Speaker 4>remember almost nothing about it.

0:30:28.760 --> 0:30:32.280
<v Speaker 3>Oh it's fantastic, it's really great. But then the rest

0:30:32.280 --> 0:30:33.640
<v Speaker 3>of them I'm not that crazy about.

0:30:33.760 --> 0:30:35.000
<v Speaker 2>I remember Aliens.

0:30:35.880 --> 0:30:37.680
<v Speaker 3>It's not for me. People like that movie not for me.

0:30:37.840 --> 0:30:40.320
<v Speaker 2>Okay. All I remember about that is big wall of

0:30:40.360 --> 0:30:41.040
<v Speaker 2>dead bodies.

0:30:41.320 --> 0:30:41.560
<v Speaker 3>Oh.

0:30:41.640 --> 0:30:44.480
<v Speaker 4>Interesting, that's the only thing I remember, because dead bodies

0:30:44.600 --> 0:30:47.480
<v Speaker 4>is my number two fear after number one bead bugs.

0:30:47.760 --> 0:30:51.720
<v Speaker 3>Oh, just dead bodies. Yeah, I guess that's a pretty

0:30:51.800 --> 0:30:52.320
<v Speaker 3>natural fear.

0:30:52.440 --> 0:30:52.840
<v Speaker 2>Everybody.

0:30:52.840 --> 0:30:54.600
<v Speaker 4>This is the reaction that everybody has, And I'm like, no,

0:30:54.640 --> 0:30:56.480
<v Speaker 4>I think I think for me, it's like I'm like

0:30:56.560 --> 0:30:57.200
<v Speaker 4>more freaked out.

0:30:57.360 --> 0:31:01.320
<v Speaker 2>I'm like I'm more I'm they like really get me,

0:31:01.560 --> 0:31:03.440
<v Speaker 2>Like yeah, it's.

0:31:03.320 --> 0:31:06.320
<v Speaker 3>Kind of a better than twenty twenty situation. I have

0:31:06.360 --> 0:31:08.800
<v Speaker 3>an edge on being scared of dead bodies.

0:31:08.640 --> 0:31:11.760
<v Speaker 4>More afraid of dead bodies than most people are.

0:31:12.440 --> 0:31:16.440
<v Speaker 3>Not to brag, do you know what my biggest fear

0:31:16.680 --> 0:31:20.760
<v Speaker 3>was for essentially my entire childhood hunt of virus.

0:31:21.040 --> 0:31:24.680
<v Speaker 2>No, because you're in Utah where there is hunted virus.

0:31:24.760 --> 0:31:28.080
<v Speaker 3>So I mean, and my probably a big fear for

0:31:28.120 --> 0:31:29.960
<v Speaker 3>me as an adult is going on a cruise. So

0:31:30.000 --> 0:31:31.160
<v Speaker 3>like these things combining.

0:31:31.320 --> 0:31:33.880
<v Speaker 2>Fucking god, hell has the last two weeks been like

0:31:33.920 --> 0:31:34.280
<v Speaker 2>for you?

0:31:34.400 --> 0:31:36.320
<v Speaker 3>There really was a day where it's like I have

0:31:36.360 --> 0:31:38.880
<v Speaker 3>to I've just got to not think about this. I

0:31:38.920 --> 0:31:41.680
<v Speaker 3>need to find just a reasonable news article that's not

0:31:42.520 --> 0:31:45.320
<v Speaker 3>stoking any flames, because I think that fear could get

0:31:45.400 --> 0:31:46.080
<v Speaker 3>out of control.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, And do you have do you have

0:31:48.680 --> 0:31:54.600
<v Speaker 4>any kind of like OCD tendencies or like hypochondriacal tendencies.

0:31:54.720 --> 0:31:57.440
<v Speaker 3>No, I don't really, I mean, but through that fear

0:31:57.480 --> 0:32:00.680
<v Speaker 3>as a kid, I like there were there were years

0:32:00.680 --> 0:32:03.360
<v Speaker 3>where I was not able to sleep alone, and when

0:32:03.400 --> 0:32:05.360
<v Speaker 3>I would sleep, I would cover my entire body up

0:32:05.360 --> 0:32:08.640
<v Speaker 3>to my head, worried that a mouse might come in

0:32:08.680 --> 0:32:10.880
<v Speaker 3>and bite me or give me unt virus.

0:32:11.080 --> 0:32:14.280
<v Speaker 4>Wow, wait, can you get hounta virus from a mouse bite?

0:32:14.400 --> 0:32:16.200
<v Speaker 3>I don't think so, but I think I was just

0:32:16.240 --> 0:32:17.000
<v Speaker 3>covering my base.

0:32:17.160 --> 0:32:18.480
<v Speaker 2>Yes, yes, that makes sense.

0:32:18.920 --> 0:32:21.080
<v Speaker 4>Wait did you not want to stay blown because of

0:32:21.120 --> 0:32:22.160
<v Speaker 4>your hunt virus fear?

0:32:22.320 --> 0:32:26.400
<v Speaker 3>Yes? Yeah, hontavirus was absolutely horrifying to me.

0:32:26.600 --> 0:32:30.080
<v Speaker 2>It is it is your right. I'm going to say you.

0:32:29.960 --> 0:32:32.800
<v Speaker 3>In this it's uncurable. Correct, it's really a bad I'm

0:32:32.800 --> 0:32:34.520
<v Speaker 3>not trying to scare anybody. It seems like things are

0:32:34.560 --> 0:32:38.240
<v Speaker 3>under control. It seems like something that's slow to spread.

0:32:39.080 --> 0:32:42.920
<v Speaker 2>Yes, and it's and effective at killing.

0:32:43.160 --> 0:32:44.880
<v Speaker 3>Yes, which is kind of good.

0:32:45.240 --> 0:32:46.240
<v Speaker 2>Yes for an epidemic.

0:32:46.480 --> 0:32:50.520
<v Speaker 3>Yes, I learned that about rabies recently. Like it's hard

0:32:50.520 --> 0:32:53.240
<v Speaker 3>to get rabies because most from small animals, because it'll

0:32:53.240 --> 0:32:55.400
<v Speaker 3>be usually kill them before they get to you. Sure,

0:32:55.760 --> 0:32:58.440
<v Speaker 3>so that rabies was another Most of my fears were

0:32:58.560 --> 0:32:59.560
<v Speaker 3>rodent based.

0:32:59.280 --> 0:33:02.560
<v Speaker 2>As a child. Interesting any other road in based fears.

0:33:03.000 --> 0:33:05.800
<v Speaker 3>I think those were the two big ones. Just essentially,

0:33:05.800 --> 0:33:08.320
<v Speaker 3>being bit by a mouse was scary.

0:33:08.040 --> 0:33:10.400
<v Speaker 2>Big bad. Yeah what if you got bit by a

0:33:10.480 --> 0:33:11.200
<v Speaker 2>larger animal?

0:33:11.920 --> 0:33:16.120
<v Speaker 3>Okay, right, take an arm amazing? Yeah, yeah, it won't

0:33:16.120 --> 0:33:17.680
<v Speaker 3>get me a rabies not easy, yeh.

0:33:18.000 --> 0:33:19.800
<v Speaker 2>I back in Minnesota.

0:33:19.840 --> 0:33:22.840
<v Speaker 4>I grew up Minnesota and started Comedy of Minnesota, and

0:33:23.040 --> 0:33:27.360
<v Speaker 4>I the neighbor's cat, which was like a semi outdoor cat,

0:33:28.520 --> 0:33:32.960
<v Speaker 4>bit me once, and I it bit me a lot,

0:33:33.240 --> 0:33:37.160
<v Speaker 4>but this one time sort of seemed weird, and I

0:33:37.200 --> 0:33:42.040
<v Speaker 4>researched rabies and everything said, it takes like ten days

0:33:42.040 --> 0:33:43.920
<v Speaker 4>to travel from it bit me on the hand, It

0:33:43.920 --> 0:33:45.440
<v Speaker 4>takes ten days to travel from Do you know all

0:33:45.480 --> 0:33:45.600
<v Speaker 4>of this?

0:33:46.520 --> 0:33:47.960
<v Speaker 3>So you should have been there?

0:33:48.200 --> 0:33:49.719
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Yeah, Are you still afraid of rabies?

0:33:50.000 --> 0:33:50.080
<v Speaker 5>No?

0:33:50.320 --> 0:33:52.480
<v Speaker 3>I mean actually I wouldn't mind giving it a spin,

0:33:52.560 --> 0:33:54.800
<v Speaker 3>to be honest, wore this thing?

0:33:54.920 --> 0:33:56.600
<v Speaker 2>Give yourself something interesting?

0:33:56.640 --> 0:33:59.560
<v Speaker 3>Finally, Yeah, I've got nothing else on my schedule. Yeah.

0:33:59.800 --> 0:34:00.280
<v Speaker 2>It.

0:34:00.280 --> 0:34:02.080
<v Speaker 4>It turns out that it takes ten days to travel

0:34:02.120 --> 0:34:04.520
<v Speaker 4>from your extremity to your brain. And it's only bad

0:34:04.560 --> 0:34:06.200
<v Speaker 4>when it's in your brain. If it says your hand,

0:34:06.240 --> 0:34:08.680
<v Speaker 4>that's fucking fine. Who cares, can't raby's in your hand,

0:34:08.880 --> 0:34:12.480
<v Speaker 4>You're totally fine. Not a big and so I and

0:34:12.520 --> 0:34:16.080
<v Speaker 4>within that ten days. If that it's only transmissible if

0:34:16.120 --> 0:34:18.080
<v Speaker 4>it's already in your brain. And so if the animal

0:34:19.280 --> 0:34:21.759
<v Speaker 4>dies within those ten days, if it's in your brain,

0:34:21.800 --> 0:34:22.520
<v Speaker 4>it's going to kill you.

0:34:22.520 --> 0:34:25.600
<v Speaker 2>Within a couple days, okay, right, And so you just have.

0:34:25.640 --> 0:34:28.600
<v Speaker 4>To see if the animal dies within the next week,

0:34:29.160 --> 0:34:31.080
<v Speaker 4>if you can keep track of the animal, that's the big,

0:34:31.200 --> 0:34:33.520
<v Speaker 4>but weird, tough, tough with a mouse.

0:34:33.520 --> 0:34:38.080
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, headed into its mousehole. Yea, it's out in the field.

0:34:38.840 --> 0:34:41.040
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's tough. But with a cat, I put in

0:34:41.120 --> 0:34:42.520
<v Speaker 2>a I put a calendar.

0:34:42.360 --> 0:34:43.919
<v Speaker 3>And just wait to see if you're going to die?

0:34:44.040 --> 0:34:46.200
<v Speaker 2>Is the cat dead? And then the cat was alive

0:34:46.200 --> 0:34:46.680
<v Speaker 2>a week later.

0:34:46.960 --> 0:34:50.200
<v Speaker 3>I got this car rather than seeing a doctor or anything.

0:34:50.320 --> 0:34:51.360
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, what am I going to do for it?

0:34:51.520 --> 0:34:52.479
<v Speaker 3>Would they be able to tell?

0:34:53.880 --> 0:34:54.080
<v Speaker 1>Uh?

0:34:54.120 --> 0:34:55.000
<v Speaker 2>No, I think they can't tell.

0:34:55.040 --> 0:34:56.320
<v Speaker 4>I think they just give you a round of the

0:34:56.400 --> 0:35:01.240
<v Speaker 4>vaccination preventatively, and I think the these vaccines are really unpleasant.

0:35:01.560 --> 0:35:04.000
<v Speaker 3>Oh, because you're getting a bit of rabies.

0:35:04.080 --> 0:35:06.040
<v Speaker 2>But I am inoculated naturally.

0:35:06.800 --> 0:35:07.680
<v Speaker 3>This can't possibly.

0:35:10.680 --> 0:35:12.160
<v Speaker 2>I think I could beat rabies.

0:35:15.080 --> 0:35:23.200
<v Speaker 3>You're playing with fire like you're inoculated. Why what a

0:35:23.360 --> 0:35:27.960
<v Speaker 3>nurse told me, no, Okay, I thought that I.

0:35:27.920 --> 0:35:29.759
<v Speaker 4>Was inoculated because this cat by, but now I'm doing

0:35:29.760 --> 0:35:32.560
<v Speaker 4>the math that cat didn't have rabies, so I'm but

0:35:32.600 --> 0:35:34.480
<v Speaker 4>I really do think I feel in my bones that

0:35:34.520 --> 0:35:35.839
<v Speaker 4>my body could is stronger than.

0:35:35.840 --> 0:35:38.680
<v Speaker 3>Rabies, and I think that's more important than actually being inoculated.

0:35:38.880 --> 0:35:43.880
<v Speaker 3>Just yeah, absolutely, but if you believe that you are it,

0:35:44.280 --> 0:35:46.040
<v Speaker 3>I think ultimately.

0:35:48.640 --> 0:35:51.960
<v Speaker 4>Wait, has seriously have you had like bad days over

0:35:51.960 --> 0:35:53.440
<v Speaker 4>the last couple of weeks about haunt virus.

0:35:53.480 --> 0:35:55.880
<v Speaker 3>There was just the one day when, like, you know,

0:35:55.960 --> 0:35:59.640
<v Speaker 3>because obviously because of COVID, like the flashbacks to that

0:35:59.719 --> 0:36:02.400
<v Speaker 3>of like I remember seeing people like making little jokes

0:36:02.440 --> 0:36:04.040
<v Speaker 3>about it and being like, well, I don't know if

0:36:04.080 --> 0:36:06.120
<v Speaker 3>I really And that's what was starting to happen, like

0:36:06.120 --> 0:36:08.440
<v Speaker 3>people in their Instagram stories making a joke about it.

0:36:08.480 --> 0:36:11.439
<v Speaker 3>I was like trying to stay centered in some way

0:36:11.520 --> 0:36:14.239
<v Speaker 3>where it's like this is different, yes, and it's hard

0:36:14.320 --> 0:36:19.400
<v Speaker 3>to get you know, reasonable information, yes, like trying to

0:36:19.560 --> 0:36:21.800
<v Speaker 3>because every news story is like, well and this person

0:36:22.000 --> 0:36:26.120
<v Speaker 3>they have made it onto the land or whatever. It's like, well, yeah,

0:36:26.120 --> 0:36:28.480
<v Speaker 3>but we know them where they are whatever, Like this

0:36:28.560 --> 0:36:29.280
<v Speaker 3>can be contained.

0:36:29.880 --> 0:36:33.359
<v Speaker 2>Well, the scary thing was the flight attendant, Right, wasn't

0:36:33.360 --> 0:36:33.800
<v Speaker 2>there flight.

0:36:35.320 --> 0:36:36.759
<v Speaker 3>I didn't know there's a flight attendant.

0:36:36.840 --> 0:36:38.959
<v Speaker 4>I think somebody who's not who wasn't on the boat

0:36:39.000 --> 0:36:41.920
<v Speaker 4>got sick. But I think, yeah, I don't know. I

0:36:41.960 --> 0:36:43.720
<v Speaker 4>mean I think we won't really know for a few weeks.

0:36:43.800 --> 0:36:49.799
<v Speaker 2>Right, No, no, no, no, no. And do you go on

0:36:49.840 --> 0:36:50.480
<v Speaker 2>Reddit at all?

0:36:50.800 --> 0:36:53.040
<v Speaker 3>Yes, I've read it read the last couple of years,

0:36:53.080 --> 0:36:55.480
<v Speaker 3>a recent Reddit convert. I made fun of it for

0:36:55.520 --> 0:36:57.279
<v Speaker 3>a long time. I thought that it's only for straight man,

0:36:57.320 --> 0:36:59.160
<v Speaker 3>but now it's the only good part of the Internet.

0:36:59.239 --> 0:37:00.520
<v Speaker 2>It is the only good part of the Internet. It's

0:37:00.520 --> 0:37:01.239
<v Speaker 2>the only one left.

0:37:01.320 --> 0:37:04.360
<v Speaker 3>Yes, it's the only place where you can find true

0:37:04.480 --> 0:37:06.720
<v Speaker 3>answers from human beings. Yes, so crazy.

0:37:06.760 --> 0:37:08.640
<v Speaker 4>I just type whatever whatever I want to type into

0:37:08.680 --> 0:37:09.880
<v Speaker 4>Google and then I just put Reddit in there.

0:37:09.960 --> 0:37:11.440
<v Speaker 3>Yes, that's the only way to find an answer at

0:37:11.480 --> 0:37:12.680
<v Speaker 3>this point. It's ridiculous.

0:37:12.920 --> 0:37:13.600
<v Speaker 2>Well done, Reddit.

0:37:13.760 --> 0:37:15.680
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's good for them for kind of sticking it

0:37:15.719 --> 0:37:17.600
<v Speaker 3>out as kind of just a place where people could

0:37:17.640 --> 0:37:21.920
<v Speaker 3>talk about Christopher Nolan. And now it's for everybody, and.

0:37:22.239 --> 0:37:23.880
<v Speaker 2>Now everybody can talk about Christopher.

0:37:23.960 --> 0:37:25.200
<v Speaker 3>Yes, now we can finally get it.

0:37:25.560 --> 0:37:28.000
<v Speaker 4>Reddit has sort of lived the arc of the loser

0:37:28.080 --> 0:37:32.719
<v Speaker 4>in high school who then like keeps themselves together, is

0:37:32.760 --> 0:37:35.319
<v Speaker 4>just committed to their identity for long enough that then

0:37:35.440 --> 0:37:37.759
<v Speaker 4>as an adult it becomes you're like, oh, that person

0:37:37.880 --> 0:37:38.560
<v Speaker 4>is actually kind of cool.

0:37:38.560 --> 0:37:41.080
<v Speaker 3>We're pretty solid, they're dependable, and they've been true to themselves.

0:37:41.200 --> 0:37:44.040
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, they're like interesting, they didn't they didn't go you know,

0:37:44.080 --> 0:37:44.760
<v Speaker 4>with all the trends.

0:37:44.880 --> 0:37:48.359
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, right right, hopefully they can keep that. I mean,

0:37:48.360 --> 0:37:51.319
<v Speaker 3>that's the same with Craigslist. Actually, Craigslist is i mean

0:37:51.400 --> 0:37:55.080
<v Speaker 3>basically a wil place. Yeah, but it's always been that way.

0:37:55.160 --> 0:37:56.960
<v Speaker 3>It's always been a place that you might get killed

0:37:57.160 --> 0:37:58.560
<v Speaker 3>or get a deal on a couch.

0:37:58.719 --> 0:38:01.120
<v Speaker 4>Yes, And Craigslist is the kind of thing where it's

0:38:01.200 --> 0:38:04.319
<v Speaker 4>like Craigslis is living the life of the of the

0:38:04.440 --> 0:38:08.600
<v Speaker 4>like emo grunge, piece of shit kid who then is

0:38:08.680 --> 0:38:10.880
<v Speaker 4>who is like I'm never gonna have kids and is

0:38:10.960 --> 0:38:13.120
<v Speaker 4>never going to have children, and now, as an adult,

0:38:13.120 --> 0:38:15.279
<v Speaker 4>when everybody else has children, is the cool person for

0:38:15.320 --> 0:38:15.719
<v Speaker 4>not having a.

0:38:15.760 --> 0:38:17.839
<v Speaker 3>Du completely and everyone gets to have fun with them,

0:38:17.880 --> 0:38:21.359
<v Speaker 3>and just like you can go to them for drugs basically.

0:38:20.920 --> 0:38:22.600
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, yeah, you can go to them for drugs.

0:38:22.600 --> 0:38:25.840
<v Speaker 3>Absolutely what happened to the craigslist killer. Do we know

0:38:25.880 --> 0:38:26.680
<v Speaker 3>what he's up to?

0:38:26.880 --> 0:38:32.160
<v Speaker 2>I think another craigslist killer got up. He died by suicide.

0:38:32.719 --> 0:38:37.759
<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, Baugust fifteenth, twenty ten.

0:38:38.000 --> 0:38:40.399
<v Speaker 2>But was it like the police are closing in? He

0:38:40.520 --> 0:38:41.520
<v Speaker 2>was awaiting trial.

0:38:42.040 --> 0:38:43.040
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that'll do it?

0:38:43.080 --> 0:38:47.160
<v Speaker 2>Sure, okay, all right, honestly at that point, yeah, do

0:38:47.239 --> 0:38:48.120
<v Speaker 2>it go out?

0:38:48.280 --> 0:38:51.720
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, just it's time to go. You've done your Craigslist killing.

0:38:52.080 --> 0:38:54.919
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you've taken a lot of lives. Take your own life.

0:38:55.040 --> 0:38:56.400
<v Speaker 3>Was he taking a lot of lives?

0:38:56.920 --> 0:39:01.720
<v Speaker 2>He was convicted of murdering three men in Ohio? Oh wow, crazy?

0:39:02.360 --> 0:39:04.800
<v Speaker 4>Okay, So by see and to me, you know what,

0:39:04.840 --> 0:39:07.200
<v Speaker 4>the scariest part of that is their bodies.

0:39:06.920 --> 0:39:07.440
<v Speaker 2>After they're did.

0:39:07.560 --> 0:39:10.279
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, exactly. None of that else is terrifying to you.

0:39:10.360 --> 0:39:12.319
<v Speaker 3>It's fine, fine, just so let me see what.

0:39:12.280 --> 0:39:16.360
<v Speaker 4>Happened, because I think I could reason with a Craigslist.

0:39:15.800 --> 0:39:20.080
<v Speaker 3>You're putting again, putting yourself in very dangerous, yeah.

0:39:20.160 --> 0:39:21.120
<v Speaker 2>Dangerous territory.

0:39:21.239 --> 0:39:25.040
<v Speaker 4>And and I'm making I'm making a real cocky announcement.

0:39:26.600 --> 0:39:28.200
<v Speaker 3>It's just going to go out to the You're going

0:39:28.200 --> 0:39:31.080
<v Speaker 3>to have to really vet what you get from Craigslist

0:39:31.080 --> 0:39:33.919
<v Speaker 3>at this point. I wouldn't mind if you just run

0:39:33.920 --> 0:39:35.160
<v Speaker 3>them by me from now on.

0:39:35.640 --> 0:39:37.319
<v Speaker 2>Okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna hit you up.

0:39:37.520 --> 0:39:39.040
<v Speaker 3>I'm happy to get in touch with these. I can't

0:39:39.040 --> 0:39:41.680
<v Speaker 3>be responsible for you being Craigslist killed.

0:39:41.800 --> 0:39:44.400
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, you're because you are now gonna feel complicit.

0:39:44.480 --> 0:39:45.360
<v Speaker 2>Of course, we talked about it.

0:39:45.520 --> 0:39:47.920
<v Speaker 4>Yes, Hey Bridger, I'm gonna go pick up a printer

0:39:48.080 --> 0:39:49.480
<v Speaker 4>that only half works.

0:39:49.520 --> 0:39:51.919
<v Speaker 3>What do you think now? This is something you got

0:39:51.920 --> 0:39:52.200
<v Speaker 3>to guess?

0:39:52.320 --> 0:39:55.600
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Where else am I gonna get that for free?

0:39:56.239 --> 0:39:58.640
<v Speaker 3>Ah? Well? Wow, I've got these. I feel like we

0:39:58.680 --> 0:40:00.120
<v Speaker 3>haven't talked about these at all.

0:40:00.320 --> 0:40:00.960
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:40:00.960 --> 0:40:04.640
<v Speaker 3>Are you a big jewelry person? I like real it's

0:40:04.640 --> 0:40:05.919
<v Speaker 3>a nice ring. Where did that come from?

0:40:05.960 --> 0:40:06.880
<v Speaker 2>Freezook workplace?

0:40:07.040 --> 0:40:07.440
<v Speaker 3>Wow?

0:40:07.760 --> 0:40:10.960
<v Speaker 4>And I haggled for it, okay, listed for thirty five.

0:40:11.000 --> 0:40:12.919
<v Speaker 4>I came in at twenty five thirty.

0:40:13.280 --> 0:40:15.960
<v Speaker 3>What did you What was your initial offer? Twenty five

0:40:16.080 --> 0:40:17.840
<v Speaker 3>twenty five? Yeah, so they just met you.

0:40:18.800 --> 0:40:21.319
<v Speaker 2>They met me at at thirty oh at thirty at

0:40:21.320 --> 0:40:23.400
<v Speaker 2>thirty okay, and.

0:40:23.640 --> 0:40:26.680
<v Speaker 4>I biked from Ridgewood, where I lived, to Long Island

0:40:26.760 --> 0:40:29.120
<v Speaker 4>City and I met her on a sidewalk out side

0:40:29.120 --> 0:40:31.960
<v Speaker 4>of a Trader Joe's at nine thirty at night for.

0:40:32.040 --> 0:40:35.080
<v Speaker 3>A single ring, for a single ring, And then did

0:40:35.120 --> 0:40:36.319
<v Speaker 3>you slip it on and ride home?

0:40:36.920 --> 0:40:37.000
<v Speaker 5>No?

0:40:37.160 --> 0:40:38.640
<v Speaker 2>Then I think I went to a stand up show.

0:40:38.960 --> 0:40:40.640
<v Speaker 2>I think I was on my way to a spot.

0:40:40.880 --> 0:40:43.759
<v Speaker 3>But did you wear it to the show? Flashy new

0:40:43.800 --> 0:40:45.040
<v Speaker 3>piece of jewelry on stage?

0:40:45.160 --> 0:40:45.719
<v Speaker 2>I should have?

0:40:46.160 --> 0:40:48.399
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I should have. I should have shown off. Yeah,

0:40:48.440 --> 0:40:50.280
<v Speaker 4>that's right. I got thirty bucks to spare.

0:40:50.520 --> 0:40:52.240
<v Speaker 3>What's the most you've ever spent on Craigslist?

0:40:53.200 --> 0:40:53.879
<v Speaker 5>Oh?

0:40:53.920 --> 0:40:54.680
<v Speaker 2>What a question.

0:40:55.480 --> 0:40:57.719
<v Speaker 4>I one time I paid my cousin's four hundred dollars

0:40:57.760 --> 0:40:59.000
<v Speaker 4>for their two thousand dollars couch.

0:40:59.239 --> 0:41:01.279
<v Speaker 2>Oh but that's that wasn't craigslis right.

0:41:01.320 --> 0:41:02.360
<v Speaker 3>That's a different situation.

0:41:02.520 --> 0:41:04.680
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, probably probably a hundred bucks or something.

0:41:04.719 --> 0:41:06.920
<v Speaker 3>Okay, Yeah, I got a limit a hundred bucks.

0:41:07.040 --> 0:41:10.239
<v Speaker 2>I bought a new couch this year. I spent two dollars.

0:41:10.320 --> 0:41:12.839
<v Speaker 3>You did not use craigslist? Who did you use?

0:41:13.840 --> 0:41:13.960
<v Speaker 1>Uh?

0:41:14.920 --> 0:41:18.160
<v Speaker 2>Love joy Joy Love joybird Joy Birds love Joy something

0:41:18.160 --> 0:41:18.520
<v Speaker 2>like that?

0:41:19.640 --> 0:41:21.960
<v Speaker 3>Wow? What pushed you to use it to buying an.

0:41:22.120 --> 0:41:25.560
<v Speaker 4>My boyfriend was allergic to my old couch. It was

0:41:25.600 --> 0:41:28.640
<v Speaker 4>truly making him. It was it was he was waking

0:41:28.719 --> 0:41:31.960
<v Speaker 4>up like swollen eyes couldn't talk, voices gone so bad

0:41:32.000 --> 0:41:33.040
<v Speaker 4>allergies And is this.

0:41:33.040 --> 0:41:37.920
<v Speaker 3>The same boyfriend as bed bugs? No, okay, separate situation.

0:41:38.280 --> 0:41:39.480
<v Speaker 2>I date delicate man.

0:41:39.560 --> 0:41:45.680
<v Speaker 3>Yes, you do, just the daintiest flower, pathetic words. It

0:41:45.719 --> 0:41:50.040
<v Speaker 3>should be blown away by the lights, breeze. That's fine. Yeah,

0:41:50.120 --> 0:41:51.719
<v Speaker 3>they're like testing things out for you.

0:41:51.840 --> 0:41:52.080
<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

0:41:52.160 --> 0:41:55.839
<v Speaker 4>I dated one toxic muscular criminal in between them.

0:41:56.040 --> 0:41:58.160
<v Speaker 2>And he's the one who cut the light fixture down.

0:41:58.239 --> 0:42:00.000
<v Speaker 3>Oh, very good, So he had a purpose.

0:42:00.080 --> 0:42:02.239
<v Speaker 4>I bring him up, him in, he does all the

0:42:02.320 --> 0:42:03.640
<v Speaker 4>he does all the mechanical shit.

0:42:03.760 --> 0:42:04.719
<v Speaker 2>Then I get rid of him.

0:42:04.760 --> 0:42:09.719
<v Speaker 4>Then I go back to the fragile little flowers. Yeah, no,

0:42:10.760 --> 0:42:14.439
<v Speaker 4>I am no, but I am. Look I I here's

0:42:14.440 --> 0:42:17.120
<v Speaker 4>the thing. I don't like this bracelet.

0:42:17.200 --> 0:42:19.080
<v Speaker 3>You don't like it? No, I think it's great, listener,

0:42:19.160 --> 0:42:21.879
<v Speaker 3>It's like green and blue. What would you say it's

0:42:21.920 --> 0:42:22.400
<v Speaker 3>made out of?

0:42:22.560 --> 0:42:23.759
<v Speaker 2>No, this is yellow.

0:42:25.440 --> 0:42:29.439
<v Speaker 3>Again. There's always like a second of me thinking, oh no,

0:42:29.800 --> 0:42:31.400
<v Speaker 3>it's green, blue and gold.

0:42:31.200 --> 0:42:33.640
<v Speaker 2>Green blue and gold. So there's a little yellow on there.

0:42:34.480 --> 0:42:36.680
<v Speaker 2>It's costume jewelry, for sure. I have no idea. And

0:42:36.680 --> 0:42:38.480
<v Speaker 2>it's and it's I think I would assume that it's

0:42:38.480 --> 0:42:39.440
<v Speaker 2>from like the sixties.

0:42:39.640 --> 0:42:41.439
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's very chic, I would say.

0:42:41.480 --> 0:42:44.000
<v Speaker 4>And it's got like little enamel painting, like little I

0:42:44.040 --> 0:42:46.920
<v Speaker 4>think it's a little like painted glass enamel on it.

0:42:46.920 --> 0:42:48.839
<v Speaker 2>It's just like a it's just like a It's it's

0:42:48.960 --> 0:42:49.440
<v Speaker 2>very mod.

0:42:49.680 --> 0:42:51.480
<v Speaker 3>Do you think I could get away with wearing that?

0:42:51.840 --> 0:42:52.120
<v Speaker 2>Yes?

0:42:52.280 --> 0:42:52.719
<v Speaker 3>You think so?

0:42:52.880 --> 0:42:54.520
<v Speaker 2>Yes, I think so colored?

0:42:54.600 --> 0:42:57.840
<v Speaker 3>Vintage, Yeah, songs, it's vintage. And then what about this

0:42:57.920 --> 0:42:59.840
<v Speaker 3>other one? Do you like that? It looks more like

0:42:59.880 --> 0:43:01.360
<v Speaker 3>a little it's almost like a little crown.

0:43:01.520 --> 0:43:04.120
<v Speaker 2>This other one I've always imagined wearing like high up

0:43:04.120 --> 0:43:05.040
<v Speaker 2>on my forearm.

0:43:05.280 --> 0:43:10.040
<v Speaker 3>Oh interesting, that's kind of a I don't know what

0:43:10.080 --> 0:43:13.680
<v Speaker 3>that is, superhero, wonder Woman, wonder Woman.

0:43:13.840 --> 0:43:16.719
<v Speaker 2>So yeah, it's a little a little a little brace, right,

0:43:17.400 --> 0:43:18.439
<v Speaker 2>but you're not into it.

0:43:18.880 --> 0:43:21.479
<v Speaker 3>It's just so no, I mean, look at me what

0:43:21.680 --> 0:43:23.040
<v Speaker 3>You've got a gorgeous ring on right now?

0:43:23.040 --> 0:43:25.000
<v Speaker 2>That's true. That is true. I do have a gorgeous ring.

0:43:25.080 --> 0:43:27.160
<v Speaker 3>This thing, I mean, the one we're currently talking about,

0:43:27.200 --> 0:43:28.759
<v Speaker 3>I would say, is kind of for no one.

0:43:29.160 --> 0:43:33.080
<v Speaker 2>Thank you, thank you for I honestly appreciate the validation.

0:43:33.680 --> 0:43:36.759
<v Speaker 3>This is like, I mean, unless you're twelve years old, yes,

0:43:37.120 --> 0:43:41.279
<v Speaker 3>or a figure skater eighty six figure skater. Outside of that,

0:43:41.320 --> 0:43:42.080
<v Speaker 3>what are you trying.

0:43:41.880 --> 0:43:43.880
<v Speaker 2>To prove to big spray of rhinestone?

0:43:44.080 --> 0:43:46.439
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's it's a kind of just.

0:43:46.760 --> 0:43:52.160
<v Speaker 2>It sort of looks like something if somebody still wants

0:43:52.200 --> 0:43:53.239
<v Speaker 2>to love Claires.

0:43:54.040 --> 0:43:56.080
<v Speaker 4>The jewelers are in the mall, but they're an adult

0:43:56.120 --> 0:43:57.640
<v Speaker 4>and they feel like they can't go into Claire.

0:43:57.719 --> 0:44:00.400
<v Speaker 3>Right, this is this is all they're Claire. What do

0:44:00.400 --> 0:44:02.680
<v Speaker 3>you but you don't just wear this with regular clothes.

0:44:02.680 --> 0:44:03.440
<v Speaker 3>You've got to be wearing.

0:44:04.080 --> 0:44:06.479
<v Speaker 4>I think that there was a time Okay, I worked

0:44:06.480 --> 0:44:09.600
<v Speaker 4>in a corporate office before I did stay Okay, and

0:44:09.760 --> 0:44:12.360
<v Speaker 4>I worked in a corporate office from twenty twelve to

0:44:12.360 --> 0:44:16.280
<v Speaker 4>twenty fifteen, okay, And I think maybe even maybe even earlier,

0:44:16.320 --> 0:44:20.439
<v Speaker 4>maybe more like twenty eleven something. I think that that

0:44:20.719 --> 0:44:26.280
<v Speaker 4>age was when like J Crew was selling big rhinestone pieces.

0:44:26.360 --> 0:44:27.279
<v Speaker 3>Oh this makes sense.

0:44:27.280 --> 0:44:32.760
<v Speaker 2>There were like big necklaces with huge glass jewels. Right,

0:44:33.280 --> 0:44:34.520
<v Speaker 2>do you remember this? Do you know what?

0:44:34.560 --> 0:44:36.800
<v Speaker 3>I can imagine walking into a J Crew and seeing

0:44:36.840 --> 0:44:39.400
<v Speaker 3>even the models and the photographs wearing the sort of stuff.

0:44:39.480 --> 0:44:41.840
<v Speaker 4>I actually think that this I don't. I think that

0:44:41.920 --> 0:44:44.520
<v Speaker 4>this is from longer ago than that. I don't maybe

0:44:44.520 --> 0:44:46.760
<v Speaker 4>this is a J Crew to you know, twenty thirteen.

0:44:46.840 --> 0:44:48.960
<v Speaker 3>This is your from your grandma too, No, that I

0:44:48.960 --> 0:44:50.000
<v Speaker 3>got from a garage though.

0:44:50.080 --> 0:44:52.360
<v Speaker 2>Okay, my gift is bracelets.

0:44:53.200 --> 0:44:56.040
<v Speaker 3>You stayed on theme. Yes, with two separate sources.

0:44:56.080 --> 0:44:57.440
<v Speaker 2>That's amazing, separate sources.

0:44:57.760 --> 0:44:59.880
<v Speaker 4>My gift is things that are in my house that

0:44:59.920 --> 0:45:01.880
<v Speaker 4>I can't bear to just put out.

0:45:01.760 --> 0:45:02.480
<v Speaker 2>On the sidewalk.

0:45:03.480 --> 0:45:07.000
<v Speaker 3>But yeah, this don't get in my house anymore. Almost

0:45:07.000 --> 0:45:09.120
<v Speaker 3>certainly J Crew. Then this feels like a J Crew,

0:45:09.239 --> 0:45:11.760
<v Speaker 3>like it's by the cash register in like a little bus.

0:45:11.960 --> 0:45:13.000
<v Speaker 2>Yes, yes, and.

0:45:13.080 --> 0:45:15.800
<v Speaker 3>You're thinking, well this would go well with my new.

0:45:16.560 --> 0:45:19.880
<v Speaker 4>With my blazer, yeah, my cardigan. Yes, and this is

0:45:20.200 --> 0:45:25.359
<v Speaker 4>this really screams. I wish I was a wasp, you know.

0:45:25.320 --> 0:45:30.280
<v Speaker 3>That's the new collections. That's kind of just J Crew.

0:45:30.640 --> 0:45:35.480
<v Speaker 4>Yes, yes, J Crew says, if only my name was

0:45:35.520 --> 0:45:37.560
<v Speaker 4>on the deed of a sailboat.

0:45:38.680 --> 0:45:40.760
<v Speaker 3>Yes, but unfortunately I live in Arizona.

0:45:40.920 --> 0:45:43.200
<v Speaker 2>Yes, exactly, exactly, exactly.

0:45:44.120 --> 0:45:47.439
<v Speaker 3>Okay, well, these are gorgeous. This this will obviously become

0:45:47.440 --> 0:45:50.719
<v Speaker 3>part of the set and then I'm gonna I'm gonna

0:45:50.760 --> 0:45:53.880
<v Speaker 3>see what happens to my personality wearing this around friends,

0:45:54.600 --> 0:45:56.240
<v Speaker 3>see if anybody calls me out, I'm.

0:45:56.160 --> 0:45:56.800
<v Speaker 2>Curious for that.

0:45:56.920 --> 0:45:59.400
<v Speaker 4>For people's reactions, I really genuinely would like to hear.

0:46:00.080 --> 0:46:02.000
<v Speaker 4>The thing is that I think it's a very cool bracelet.

0:46:02.040 --> 0:46:06.279
<v Speaker 3>It's just so not me, right, yeah, but I think

0:46:06.320 --> 0:46:07.480
<v Speaker 3>it's very stylish.

0:46:07.520 --> 0:46:10.919
<v Speaker 2>It's from I mean a New York Upper West Side.

0:46:11.200 --> 0:46:13.440
<v Speaker 3>Yes, stylish old lady.

0:46:13.200 --> 0:46:15.920
<v Speaker 2>In the it might be even older than the sixties. Wow.

0:46:16.480 --> 0:46:18.080
<v Speaker 3>Well, I've got to be careful with that idea.

0:46:18.239 --> 0:46:18.560
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:46:18.719 --> 0:46:20.560
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Well, I think we should play a game.

0:46:20.600 --> 0:46:21.360
<v Speaker 2>All right, let's play it.

0:46:21.640 --> 0:46:23.240
<v Speaker 3>We're gonna play a game called Gift or a Curse.

0:46:23.280 --> 0:46:25.399
<v Speaker 3>I need a number between one and ten from you.

0:46:26.480 --> 0:46:26.760
<v Speaker 2>Six.

0:46:26.920 --> 0:46:29.520
<v Speaker 3>Okay. I have to do some light calculating to get

0:46:29.520 --> 0:46:32.800
<v Speaker 3>our game pieces. So right now, you can promote, recommend,

0:46:32.920 --> 0:46:34.399
<v Speaker 3>do whatever you want. I'll be right back.

0:46:34.600 --> 0:46:40.440
<v Speaker 4>Wow, okay, promote. I'm promoting myself. That's because that's sort of.

0:46:40.480 --> 0:46:42.080
<v Speaker 3>A line, very non traditional.

0:46:42.280 --> 0:46:42.440
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:46:45.160 --> 0:46:49.520
<v Speaker 4>I am at Chloe Backliffe on all socials and for

0:46:49.640 --> 0:46:50.520
<v Speaker 4>our New York friends.

0:46:50.520 --> 0:46:53.759
<v Speaker 2>I'm on tour. I do stand up. I'm going to

0:46:53.800 --> 0:46:54.600
<v Speaker 2>Seattle in Portland.

0:46:54.640 --> 0:46:56.799
<v Speaker 4>After LA i'll be in Atlanta, I'll be I'm all

0:46:56.840 --> 0:47:00.680
<v Speaker 4>over for our New York friends, I am doing I

0:47:00.719 --> 0:47:03.560
<v Speaker 4>have a solo show called Cheat, which is about how

0:47:03.560 --> 0:47:04.640
<v Speaker 4>I have cheated in.

0:47:04.640 --> 0:47:06.200
<v Speaker 2>All of my past relationships.

0:47:06.239 --> 0:47:08.319
<v Speaker 4>And I am doing that in August for two nights

0:47:08.360 --> 0:47:11.319
<v Speaker 4>at Joe's Pub August nineteen eighth and twentieth. So come

0:47:11.360 --> 0:47:13.200
<v Speaker 4>on out to see Cheat in New York.

0:47:13.840 --> 0:47:16.000
<v Speaker 3>And do you have any recommendations?

0:47:16.080 --> 0:47:18.839
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, let's see, let's see. I'm sure I have recommendations.

0:47:19.400 --> 0:47:22.279
<v Speaker 4>Umm. Look, this is a this is a bit of

0:47:22.320 --> 0:47:24.920
<v Speaker 4>a NEPO higher but I am dating a very funny

0:47:24.960 --> 0:47:26.240
<v Speaker 4>comedian named Stuart Laws.

0:47:26.760 --> 0:47:30.640
<v Speaker 2>He's British. Ok So if you're into that accent, look

0:47:30.719 --> 0:47:31.120
<v Speaker 2>him up.

0:47:31.239 --> 0:47:33.879
<v Speaker 3>He's very fragile. So if you don't like a fragile yeah, yea.

0:47:34.120 --> 0:47:36.560
<v Speaker 2>Oh he's allergic to a fucking couch. I mean you

0:47:36.600 --> 0:47:37.279
<v Speaker 2>should be. He should.

0:47:37.400 --> 0:47:38.240
<v Speaker 3>I can't sit.

0:47:38.400 --> 0:47:43.880
<v Speaker 4>No, no, yeah, he can't relax. But he's very very funny.

0:47:44.280 --> 0:47:45.080
<v Speaker 4>You should look him up.

0:47:45.160 --> 0:47:48.160
<v Speaker 3>That's a great recommendation. I don't think I don't consider

0:47:48.239 --> 0:47:50.400
<v Speaker 3>that NEPO. Okay, that's nice.

0:47:50.400 --> 0:47:54.640
<v Speaker 4>That's yeah, that's that's I'm earning points. Yes, because later

0:47:54.880 --> 0:47:56.640
<v Speaker 4>I can be a little bit mean to him.

0:47:56.680 --> 0:47:58.480
<v Speaker 3>Exactly. You need some sort of.

0:47:58.480 --> 0:48:02.080
<v Speaker 2>Leverage Hey, I promote, did you on I said, no.

0:48:02.000 --> 0:48:04.480
<v Speaker 3>Kid, doesn't that mean anything to you?

0:48:04.520 --> 0:48:09.160
<v Speaker 4>Please goddamn cook me fucking dinner. I am the idiot

0:48:09.239 --> 0:48:11.280
<v Speaker 4>husband and he is the long suffering wife.

0:48:11.920 --> 0:48:12.920
<v Speaker 2>Very very very much.

0:48:13.000 --> 0:48:16.239
<v Speaker 3>You have to have one. Yes, yes, Well, this is

0:48:16.239 --> 0:48:17.960
<v Speaker 3>how we play a gift or a curse. I'm going

0:48:18.000 --> 0:48:20.239
<v Speaker 3>to name three things. You will tell me if there

0:48:20.239 --> 0:48:23.319
<v Speaker 3>are a gift or a curse and why, and then

0:48:23.320 --> 0:48:25.279
<v Speaker 3>I'll tell you if you're right or wrong, because there

0:48:25.320 --> 0:48:28.920
<v Speaker 3>are correct answers, and you can lose the game, all right.

0:48:28.960 --> 0:48:32.879
<v Speaker 3>This first one is from a listening. They're very high.

0:48:32.880 --> 0:48:35.120
<v Speaker 3>This first one is from a listener named Darren. Gift

0:48:35.280 --> 0:48:39.440
<v Speaker 3>or a curse. When someone says, don't yuck my yum.

0:48:39.080 --> 0:48:43.000
<v Speaker 2>Curse, I truly I both hate.

0:48:43.160 --> 0:48:46.040
<v Speaker 4>I hate the sound of the word yuck and I

0:48:46.080 --> 0:48:49.680
<v Speaker 4>hate the sound of the word yum. Bad sounds two

0:48:49.760 --> 0:48:56.360
<v Speaker 4>terrible sounds yuck, yum, awful, so bad.

0:48:56.960 --> 0:48:58.680
<v Speaker 3>Curse correct.

0:48:58.920 --> 0:49:00.600
<v Speaker 2>It's also said by the word people.

0:49:01.360 --> 0:49:03.719
<v Speaker 4>It's that my people with who think that their entire

0:49:03.760 --> 0:49:06.800
<v Speaker 4>personality can just be voting for Kamala, like I fucking

0:49:06.920 --> 0:49:08.480
<v Speaker 4>hate yeah, curse.

0:49:09.080 --> 0:49:13.240
<v Speaker 3>Yeah. Just the phrasing is as bad as it probably

0:49:13.280 --> 0:49:16.879
<v Speaker 3>could be. Yes, it's in some ways, like I get

0:49:16.920 --> 0:49:21.640
<v Speaker 3>the philosophy just like, but then there's a part of

0:49:21.680 --> 0:49:25.759
<v Speaker 3>me where I'm I'm very pro snob and very pro

0:49:25.840 --> 0:49:30.160
<v Speaker 3>telling people things are bad. Yeah, So there's part of

0:49:30.200 --> 0:49:32.680
<v Speaker 3>it where I'm like, there's certain things like if I'm

0:49:32.719 --> 0:49:35.280
<v Speaker 3>eating something and somebody tells me that looks gross, Okay,

0:49:35.320 --> 0:49:38.319
<v Speaker 3>I don't do that. Yes, but sometimes it's like, if

0:49:38.360 --> 0:49:40.960
<v Speaker 3>someone has a bad taste, I'm.

0:49:41.080 --> 0:49:43.960
<v Speaker 2>You are what are you, bridger? If not a taste maker?

0:49:44.200 --> 0:49:47.799
<v Speaker 3>If not a tastemaker, would be on my grave. Yeah,

0:49:47.880 --> 0:49:51.319
<v Speaker 3>taste maker. Yes, yes, No, I think we've gone too

0:49:51.360 --> 0:49:53.799
<v Speaker 3>far in the direction of this. I don't even like

0:49:53.840 --> 0:49:56.560
<v Speaker 3>saying it aloud of don't yuck my yum.

0:49:56.880 --> 0:49:59.000
<v Speaker 2>Oh, we've were way too supported.

0:49:59.120 --> 0:50:00.560
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we've got a yuck some things.

0:50:00.680 --> 0:50:03.799
<v Speaker 2>Yes, we have to go back to being mean. Yes,

0:50:04.280 --> 0:50:06.320
<v Speaker 2>that's sort of that. That's why I think.

0:50:06.960 --> 0:50:12.000
<v Speaker 4>I think how soft and supportive and like understanding and

0:50:12.040 --> 0:50:17.400
<v Speaker 4>empathetic we have we have the the emphasis on uh,

0:50:17.480 --> 0:50:20.840
<v Speaker 4>you know, understanding everyone's yum.

0:50:21.040 --> 0:50:23.760
<v Speaker 2>Everyone has a different yum.

0:50:23.600 --> 0:50:28.080
<v Speaker 4>Is sort of part of why the the people who

0:50:28.160 --> 0:50:29.040
<v Speaker 4>we disagree with.

0:50:29.000 --> 0:50:30.880
<v Speaker 2>Have gone so far in the other direction.

0:50:31.040 --> 0:50:32.040
<v Speaker 3>Just being like we.

0:50:31.960 --> 0:50:34.480
<v Speaker 4>Have not cleaned up our own house and yucked in

0:50:34.560 --> 0:50:35.560
<v Speaker 4>up yums over here.

0:50:35.920 --> 0:50:39.040
<v Speaker 3>We've got to occasionally. Not everything can be yum.

0:50:39.160 --> 0:50:40.399
<v Speaker 2>No, not everything can be yum.

0:50:40.680 --> 0:50:44.080
<v Speaker 3>Okay, you've gotten one correct so far. The second one

0:50:44.120 --> 0:50:46.960
<v Speaker 3>is from a listener named Molly. Gift or a curse

0:50:47.120 --> 0:50:50.560
<v Speaker 3>when an item of clothing is described as buttery.

0:50:54.960 --> 0:51:00.480
<v Speaker 4>Now hold on, when a material in an item of

0:51:00.520 --> 0:51:02.800
<v Speaker 4>clothes that makes up an item of clothing is described

0:51:02.800 --> 0:51:04.320
<v Speaker 4>as buttery.

0:51:04.600 --> 0:51:07.600
<v Speaker 2>Gift, Okay, this it's buttery leather.

0:51:08.080 --> 0:51:12.240
<v Speaker 4>Fine, I like that, but just being like that shirt

0:51:12.400 --> 0:51:18.239
<v Speaker 4>is buttery, I'm gonna say I'm gonna I'm going to

0:51:18.280 --> 0:51:24.440
<v Speaker 4>say a controversial I think it's a curse. My argument

0:51:24.520 --> 0:51:30.680
<v Speaker 4>for this is that I hate online speak in real life,

0:51:31.760 --> 0:51:35.080
<v Speaker 4>and I think that that being like, oh those pants

0:51:35.120 --> 0:51:38.080
<v Speaker 4>are buttery, it's like starting to get.

0:51:37.920 --> 0:51:40.560
<v Speaker 2>A little online speak in real life. So I'm going

0:51:40.640 --> 0:51:41.200
<v Speaker 2>to say a curse.

0:51:41.800 --> 0:51:45.200
<v Speaker 3>Correct. I don't agree with this in any I don't.

0:51:45.320 --> 0:51:48.000
<v Speaker 3>I think the first time I heard this was in

0:51:48.040 --> 0:51:52.080
<v Speaker 3>that documentary about the stretch pants or whatever. The what

0:51:54.040 --> 0:51:55.759
<v Speaker 3>that's all the information I'm giving you. I'm sorry.

0:51:56.000 --> 0:51:58.879
<v Speaker 2>Where this is? Where then diagram of our life? Does

0:51:58.920 --> 0:51:59.960
<v Speaker 2>that scheme.

0:52:00.120 --> 0:52:01.960
<v Speaker 3>Did you not say this about the pyramid scheme where

0:52:01.960 --> 0:52:04.320
<v Speaker 3>they were selling the faulty stretch pants?

0:52:04.440 --> 0:52:06.960
<v Speaker 2>No, what's a faulty? Also, what can boss? May be faulty?

0:52:07.000 --> 0:52:08.040
<v Speaker 2>They were not stretching enough.

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<v Speaker 3>They were I think they smelled and it was a pyramid.

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<v Speaker 2>Scheme sometimes, is it? Do you mean the like the

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<v Speaker 2>old navy jeans smell?

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<v Speaker 3>No, what's that?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you know what I'm talking about?

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<v Speaker 1>There?

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<v Speaker 4>Sometimes there's this specific smell that it's like cheap denim

0:52:24.400 --> 0:52:26.840
<v Speaker 4>and it smells like it smells like rubber.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, it's not denim. Okay, Interesting, I think you're smelling

0:52:31.000 --> 0:52:31.560
<v Speaker 2>the polyester.

0:52:31.640 --> 0:52:35.360
<v Speaker 4>I think you're smelling dead dinosaur bones made into genes,

0:52:35.440 --> 0:52:36.720
<v Speaker 4>you know, quote unquote genes.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway, I wonder if that's what the legging smell like.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I think they smelled like dead bodies. To be honest,

0:52:43.040 --> 0:52:46.359
<v Speaker 3>ellis do you know everyone has seen this documentary other than.

0:52:48.200 --> 0:52:48.879
<v Speaker 2>Lula Rich.

0:52:49.239 --> 0:52:51.600
<v Speaker 3>Lula Rich is what it's called. And it was like

0:52:51.960 --> 0:52:54.080
<v Speaker 3>it was a pyramid scheme, okay, And people were selling

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<v Speaker 3>these horrible pants and the bodies they smelled something like

0:52:57.600 --> 0:53:02.440
<v Speaker 3>something sewers, crazy something, But they were described as buttery.

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<v Speaker 3>The feeling was buttery. I don't think you should apply

0:53:05.360 --> 0:53:09.200
<v Speaker 3>food adjectives, but maybe, well, yeah, maybe that's what was

0:53:09.239 --> 0:53:12.760
<v Speaker 3>going on with the smell. It felt buttery and smelled buttery.

0:53:13.880 --> 0:53:16.520
<v Speaker 3>But no, I just don't think that buttery should I

0:53:16.560 --> 0:53:19.799
<v Speaker 3>actually don't even think food should be described. It's in

0:53:19.840 --> 0:53:21.840
<v Speaker 3>the same category as yum or yuck. To me, I

0:53:21.960 --> 0:53:24.200
<v Speaker 3>got the word buttery. Yeah, yeah, there are a lot

0:53:24.239 --> 0:53:26.359
<v Speaker 3>of food adjectives that drive me crazy when people are

0:53:26.400 --> 0:53:29.440
<v Speaker 3>like melt in your mouth or falls off the.

0:53:29.400 --> 0:53:31.759
<v Speaker 2>Bone, falls off the bone. I don't like Yeah, you're right,

0:53:31.760 --> 0:53:33.239
<v Speaker 2>You're totally right. I don't like it.

0:53:33.400 --> 0:53:36.520
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we need a new vocabulary for food. I think

0:53:36.560 --> 0:53:39.759
<v Speaker 3>all of it off the bone better slithers off the

0:53:39.760 --> 0:53:46.080
<v Speaker 3>battle except crawls out of the bowl. You've gotten two

0:53:46.120 --> 0:53:48.600
<v Speaker 3>correct so far? Ok, very good. Finally, this is from

0:53:48.600 --> 0:53:52.000
<v Speaker 3>a listener named Matt Gift or a curse googling someone

0:53:52.080 --> 0:53:52.799
<v Speaker 3>before a date.

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<v Speaker 2>I think, curse why.

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<v Speaker 4>I think it's just frankly, too much work. Frankly, I'm

0:54:03.680 --> 0:54:06.360
<v Speaker 4>gonna know within ninety seconds based on how their face

0:54:06.440 --> 0:54:09.920
<v Speaker 4>moves whether I like them or not, and you know

0:54:09.960 --> 0:54:13.840
<v Speaker 4>what I mean, And and then like it should be

0:54:13.840 --> 0:54:16.440
<v Speaker 4>based on the date. And I don't even mean like, well,

0:54:16.440 --> 0:54:20.080
<v Speaker 4>the person could present, you know, a lie. It's like

0:54:20.120 --> 0:54:22.839
<v Speaker 4>if you're if they're presenting a lie. I think I'm

0:54:22.840 --> 0:54:25.439
<v Speaker 4>gonna know, right, I might not know what they're lying.

0:54:25.520 --> 0:54:28.920
<v Speaker 4>I don't know, I might not know what the truth

0:54:29.080 --> 0:54:30.560
<v Speaker 4>is sure, but you'll see something.

0:54:30.600 --> 0:54:33.439
<v Speaker 2>It's gonna be fucking off. Yeah, and then I'm gonna

0:54:33.440 --> 0:54:33.719
<v Speaker 2>be like.

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<v Speaker 3>No, correct, you win a game.

0:54:38.280 --> 0:54:38.360
<v Speaker 1>No.

0:54:38.480 --> 0:54:39.480
<v Speaker 3>I think this is a curse.

0:54:39.719 --> 0:54:40.000
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I understand why someone would want to try, but first

0:54:43.160 --> 0:54:46.399
<v Speaker 3>of all, leave some mystery. Yeah, let the relationship play

0:54:46.440 --> 0:54:48.680
<v Speaker 3>out and get dragged out as long as possible. It's

0:54:48.680 --> 0:54:51.000
<v Speaker 3>hard to find somebody, So even if it's for a

0:54:51.040 --> 0:54:52.200
<v Speaker 3>few weeks and then you find out.

0:54:52.040 --> 0:54:54.480
<v Speaker 2>Way a little bit of your fucking life.

0:54:54.920 --> 0:54:57.920
<v Speaker 3>Yes, otherwise it's just going through more profiles. Wouldn't you

0:54:57.960 --> 0:54:59.480
<v Speaker 3>rather be lied to for a few months?

0:54:59.600 --> 0:55:04.680
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, I I would. I just it's it drives

0:55:04.719 --> 0:55:07.439
<v Speaker 2>me nuts to me. This is like people.

0:55:07.320 --> 0:55:10.000
<v Speaker 4>Trying to use the internet to be in control, and

0:55:10.680 --> 0:55:14.320
<v Speaker 4>I just frankly have have let life throw the dice

0:55:14.440 --> 0:55:14.960
<v Speaker 4>as it may.

0:55:15.040 --> 0:55:18.399
<v Speaker 3>M right right now. I mean, I think it's kind

0:55:18.440 --> 0:55:21.799
<v Speaker 3>of unavoidable. I mean, especially you end up seeing them

0:55:21.840 --> 0:55:25.160
<v Speaker 3>on Instagram or something. But if you can avoid, yeah,

0:55:25.320 --> 0:55:28.160
<v Speaker 3>try to avoid beforehand. Yeah, and then you can also

0:55:28.200 --> 0:55:30.640
<v Speaker 3>start kind of building your little mystery with them, like, Okay,

0:55:30.640 --> 0:55:33.520
<v Speaker 3>they'd said this, but now I'm seeing this. Things are

0:55:33.560 --> 0:55:37.040
<v Speaker 3>not adding up. I'm in danger. Yes, and uh.

0:55:36.800 --> 0:55:39.560
<v Speaker 4>Also the idea of coming into a date knowing things.

0:55:39.960 --> 0:55:41.600
<v Speaker 4>So I bet I bet that this right?

0:55:42.280 --> 0:55:42.520
<v Speaker 3>Wait?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you are you dating at this point?

0:55:44.400 --> 0:55:45.239
<v Speaker 3>I'm in a relationship.

0:55:45.360 --> 0:55:49.319
<v Speaker 2>Yes, okay. Were you were you dating around while you

0:55:49.320 --> 0:55:50.080
<v Speaker 2>had a podcast?

0:55:50.560 --> 0:55:50.719
<v Speaker 3>No?

0:55:51.120 --> 0:55:55.280
<v Speaker 2>Yes, okay, so I now I'm in a monogamous relationship.

0:55:55.320 --> 0:55:58.640
<v Speaker 4>But when times when I have been dating and people

0:55:58.680 --> 0:56:00.279
<v Speaker 4>have come in and been like, oh, I send to

0:56:00.360 --> 0:56:02.959
<v Speaker 4>a podcast that you were on, It's like I don't want,

0:56:03.120 --> 0:56:04.240
<v Speaker 4>I don't don't.

0:56:04.200 --> 0:56:05.360
<v Speaker 3>What do you do with that information?

0:56:06.160 --> 0:56:06.960
<v Speaker 2>I guess I would.

0:56:06.920 --> 0:56:09.680
<v Speaker 4>Rather they tell me than not tell me. And then

0:56:09.719 --> 0:56:11.839
<v Speaker 4>I like and then and then later they're like, oh, yeah,

0:56:11.880 --> 0:56:13.279
<v Speaker 4>that thing that you were telling me, I already knew

0:56:13.320 --> 0:56:16.279
<v Speaker 4>because I had heard this, But it's still like, it's like,

0:56:16.360 --> 0:56:18.520
<v Speaker 4>I don't want you to fucking know. I want you

0:56:18.560 --> 0:56:20.799
<v Speaker 4>to interact with me, to engage with me, as I

0:56:20.840 --> 0:56:22.440
<v Speaker 4>am the person sitting across the table.

0:56:22.200 --> 0:56:25.040
<v Speaker 3>Front right right. I don't think you should bring that

0:56:25.120 --> 0:56:29.000
<v Speaker 3>much information about the other person too, because then it

0:56:29.000 --> 0:56:30.000
<v Speaker 3>throws the chemistry off.

0:56:30.040 --> 0:56:32.200
<v Speaker 2>You want, you want a mutual level of information.

0:56:32.360 --> 0:56:34.359
<v Speaker 3>Yes, I'm both right. If you're going to listen to

0:56:34.400 --> 0:56:37.040
<v Speaker 3>me on a podcast, send me one of you, thank you.

0:56:37.120 --> 0:56:39.000
<v Speaker 3>And if you're not on a podcast, you're obviously not

0:56:39.080 --> 0:56:39.680
<v Speaker 3>cool enough.

0:56:39.760 --> 0:56:41.600
<v Speaker 4>And if you're going to Google me, then send me

0:56:41.680 --> 0:56:43.400
<v Speaker 4>your own Google results exactly.

0:56:43.960 --> 0:56:48.840
<v Speaker 3>Yes, uh yeah, I think we're in total agreement. Curse.

0:56:50.880 --> 0:56:54.640
<v Speaker 3>Let's answer a listener question people are writing into I said,

0:56:54.640 --> 0:56:56.680
<v Speaker 3>no gifts at gmail dot com, just kind of begging

0:56:56.680 --> 0:57:01.040
<v Speaker 3>for answers. Yeah, desperate, everyone's desperate these days. We helpe

0:57:01.040 --> 0:57:04.080
<v Speaker 3>me answer something. Yes, okay, this says I work at

0:57:04.080 --> 0:57:06.040
<v Speaker 3>a colonial And first of all, it says no deer

0:57:06.120 --> 0:57:08.400
<v Speaker 3>or no high nothing. It's just right into the question.

0:57:08.960 --> 0:57:11.640
<v Speaker 2>This person, this person is a is a New Yorker.

0:57:11.880 --> 0:57:14.000
<v Speaker 3>They're barging in. They don't have time, They've got to

0:57:14.000 --> 0:57:14.920
<v Speaker 3>get on the subway.

0:57:15.040 --> 0:57:17.120
<v Speaker 4>I will say, last time I was in La I

0:57:17.200 --> 0:57:19.920
<v Speaker 4>went to spoke bicycle.

0:57:19.520 --> 0:57:22.280
<v Speaker 3>Cafite oh, which I love, yes, lovely, and the.

0:57:22.240 --> 0:57:24.400
<v Speaker 4>Person behind the counter it was like a long, long

0:57:24.480 --> 0:57:26.000
<v Speaker 4>line and I got up there.

0:57:26.160 --> 0:57:26.640
<v Speaker 2>We were there.

0:57:26.640 --> 0:57:28.720
<v Speaker 4>I was there with friends for breakfast, and I got

0:57:28.800 --> 0:57:32.400
<v Speaker 4>up there and I said, They said, hi, how are you?

0:57:32.440 --> 0:57:33.760
<v Speaker 2>And I said I'm good. I'll take a.

0:57:34.320 --> 0:57:37.760
<v Speaker 4>Or Hi, how are you? And I think I didn't

0:57:37.760 --> 0:57:41.200
<v Speaker 4>say I'm good. I think I said I'll take a whatever.

0:57:41.240 --> 0:57:43.120
<v Speaker 4>I started ordering because I was like, in the interest

0:57:43.120 --> 0:57:46.120
<v Speaker 4>of efficiency, sure, and they said how are you?

0:57:46.840 --> 0:57:49.480
<v Speaker 2>And I was like, oh, my fucking god. And I

0:57:49.520 --> 0:57:52.240
<v Speaker 2>was like, I'm good. How are you? And they went good,

0:57:52.360 --> 0:57:53.720
<v Speaker 2>thank you. Now what can I get you?

0:57:54.040 --> 0:57:57.480
<v Speaker 3>I was like, Wow, I would be mad at that point.

0:57:57.520 --> 0:57:58.200
<v Speaker 2>I was. I was.

0:57:58.280 --> 0:58:01.920
<v Speaker 4>I thought it was a downding, and my friends who

0:58:01.960 --> 0:58:04.000
<v Speaker 4>I was with, we all thought it was astonishing.

0:58:04.080 --> 0:58:07.360
<v Speaker 3>But hey, hey man, I mean I get let's be honest,

0:58:07.360 --> 0:58:08.600
<v Speaker 3>you were being very rude.

0:58:08.840 --> 0:58:10.400
<v Speaker 2>I was, I was being an asshole.

0:58:10.800 --> 0:58:14.080
<v Speaker 3>But if someone's rude to me, yes, I'm just especially

0:58:14.120 --> 0:58:16.080
<v Speaker 3>if I'm working cash register. I'm like, yeah, I don't

0:58:16.080 --> 0:58:18.160
<v Speaker 3>care anyway, Yes, let's get you out of here. The

0:58:18.200 --> 0:58:19.920
<v Speaker 3>sooner you're out of here the better. Yeah, you don't

0:58:20.080 --> 0:58:22.240
<v Speaker 3>you won't tell me how you are. Yeah, you don't

0:58:22.240 --> 0:58:23.200
<v Speaker 3>want to be intimate with me?

0:58:23.480 --> 0:58:25.160
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Yeah, anyway, So this person.

0:58:24.920 --> 0:58:26.920
<v Speaker 3>Okay, this person butts in. They say, I work at

0:58:26.920 --> 0:58:29.920
<v Speaker 3>a colonial House museum and I'm tasked with planning our

0:58:29.920 --> 0:58:33.280
<v Speaker 3>two hundred and fiftieth celebration of Independence day. I'm not

0:58:33.440 --> 0:58:37.640
<v Speaker 3>feeling particularly patriotic for obvious reasons and cannot find inspiration

0:58:37.720 --> 0:58:40.920
<v Speaker 3>for event planning. Bridger and Dearest rude guests. Oh so

0:58:40.920 --> 0:58:44.280
<v Speaker 3>they're kind of hitting us up at the end of

0:58:44.280 --> 0:58:46.520
<v Speaker 3>the email, whatever, what would you plan for the day?

0:58:46.520 --> 0:58:50.360
<v Speaker 2>That's from Jennifer for the day at a colonial house?

0:58:50.440 --> 0:58:52.640
<v Speaker 3>What fourth of July two hundred and fiftieth?

0:58:52.720 --> 0:58:54.640
<v Speaker 2>But what is that? One? Is the colonial.

0:58:54.640 --> 0:58:59.440
<v Speaker 3>Colonial House Museum? Okay, so I think usually they've probably

0:58:59.440 --> 0:59:03.880
<v Speaker 3>got they've got sparklers, they have some sort of made

0:59:03.880 --> 0:59:04.800
<v Speaker 3>out of raspberries.

0:59:05.520 --> 0:59:06.480
<v Speaker 2>To me, it's like.

0:59:08.480 --> 0:59:11.800
<v Speaker 4>The day, look, this is this is not a funny answer,

0:59:11.800 --> 0:59:14.040
<v Speaker 4>This is an earnest answer, but like, could the day

0:59:14.120 --> 0:59:22.000
<v Speaker 4>be celebrating, uh, ways that people like patriotically exercise their

0:59:22.080 --> 0:59:25.560
<v Speaker 4>right to free speech and like protests or whatever, or

0:59:25.600 --> 0:59:29.600
<v Speaker 4>like like civil engagement. Honestly, maybe just highlighting civil engagement.

0:59:30.400 --> 0:59:32.960
<v Speaker 4>And it's like, how does voting at the local.

0:59:32.760 --> 0:59:38.640
<v Speaker 3>Level just bore people to death?

0:59:39.120 --> 0:59:42.280
<v Speaker 4>Or what about highlighting I wonder if there's a parallel

0:59:42.320 --> 0:59:50.880
<v Speaker 4>between the Revolutionary War and uh, what our country is

0:59:51.000 --> 0:59:51.560
<v Speaker 4>right now.

0:59:52.440 --> 0:59:55.840
<v Speaker 2>And this is clearly the topics that I don't I

0:59:55.840 --> 0:59:58.480
<v Speaker 2>don't know, and we threw we threw off the the

1:00:00.000 --> 1:00:01.800
<v Speaker 2>idle of the English oppression.

1:00:04.240 --> 1:00:06.760
<v Speaker 4>I wonder if there's like a way that you can

1:00:06.800 --> 1:00:11.720
<v Speaker 4>sort of get the message of fuck the direction that

1:00:11.720 --> 1:00:15.400
<v Speaker 4>the country is going in right now out through the

1:00:15.520 --> 1:00:16.760
<v Speaker 4>lens of the revolutionary War.

1:00:16.960 --> 1:00:18.840
<v Speaker 3>Oh, that's that would be nice, you know what I'm saying.

1:00:19.000 --> 1:00:22.200
<v Speaker 3>Be kind of exciting. Yeah, yeah, I have a hard

1:00:22.200 --> 1:00:24.640
<v Speaker 3>time with this. The fourth of July just historically is

1:00:24.680 --> 1:00:28.840
<v Speaker 3>the where I bottom out each year, just deeply depressed.

1:00:28.960 --> 1:00:31.760
<v Speaker 3>Really yeah, and it's I think part partly to do

1:00:31.800 --> 1:00:34.680
<v Speaker 3>with the holiday, but partly it's just something's happening. I'm

1:00:35.000 --> 1:00:36.040
<v Speaker 3>always at a low on the floor.

1:00:36.080 --> 1:00:39.880
<v Speaker 2>There is a summer angst. Yeah, I know exactly what

1:00:39.920 --> 1:00:40.880
<v Speaker 2>summer angst you're talking.

1:00:40.920 --> 1:00:43.720
<v Speaker 3>And I think the dissonance of people celebrating is so happy,

1:00:43.840 --> 1:00:46.080
<v Speaker 3>yeah over something where you're like whatever you're doing. And

1:00:46.120 --> 1:00:49.880
<v Speaker 3>I don't like fireworks or hot dogs. I love fireworks.

1:00:50.600 --> 1:00:52.560
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it does that really? That booes it up for me.

1:00:52.680 --> 1:00:54.920
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, So it's just me, it's a huge clash, and

1:00:54.920 --> 1:00:57.760
<v Speaker 3>then I end up just questioning everything on the fourth

1:00:57.800 --> 1:01:00.360
<v Speaker 3>of July, So I don't have a lot to say

1:01:00.360 --> 1:01:02.920
<v Speaker 3>about the We've got the big number two hundred and fifty.

1:01:02.920 --> 1:01:04.480
<v Speaker 3>You can do a lot of fun with that. Guess

1:01:04.560 --> 1:01:07.200
<v Speaker 3>the jelly beans, but I guess the number would be

1:01:07.200 --> 1:01:09.439
<v Speaker 3>two hundred and fifty. So that's not a good guessing game.

1:01:09.680 --> 1:01:14.680
<v Speaker 5>Sure, sure you could say you could guess well, no, no, no,

1:01:14.680 --> 1:01:16.560
<v Speaker 5>it's it's you have you have a big bucket of

1:01:16.640 --> 1:01:19.360
<v Speaker 5>jelly beans, and you say, try and get as close

1:01:19.360 --> 1:01:21.520
<v Speaker 5>to two hundred and fifty jelly beans as you can,

1:01:22.240 --> 1:01:23.800
<v Speaker 5>like right, Like guess.

1:01:24.320 --> 1:01:25.960
<v Speaker 2>That's a great game, you know what I'm saying.

1:01:26.080 --> 1:01:28.520
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's a lot of just avoidance. I'm kind of

1:01:29.120 --> 1:01:32.320
<v Speaker 3>saying avoid thinking about how terrible.

1:01:32.240 --> 1:01:33.120
<v Speaker 2>You could you could have.

1:01:33.240 --> 1:01:37.160
<v Speaker 4>You could have a little track around the house and

1:01:37.240 --> 1:01:38.920
<v Speaker 4>have one of the like ponies on a stick and

1:01:38.960 --> 1:01:40.880
<v Speaker 4>give people a tri corner hat and let them run

1:01:40.880 --> 1:01:42.760
<v Speaker 4>around and yell one if by land two if by

1:01:42.840 --> 1:01:46.680
<v Speaker 4>see right? Or she could do that or oh yes,

1:01:46.760 --> 1:01:50.440
<v Speaker 4>she holds up the lantern, and then you, like Paul Revere,

1:01:50.520 --> 1:01:53.160
<v Speaker 4>must run around the house and like telling people the

1:01:53.160 --> 1:01:53.800
<v Speaker 4>British are coming.

1:01:53.800 --> 1:01:54.479
<v Speaker 2>The British are coming.

1:01:55.840 --> 1:01:57.959
<v Speaker 3>I think that's a nice thing to happen at the museum.

1:01:58.120 --> 1:01:58.560
<v Speaker 2>That's fun.

1:01:58.720 --> 1:02:01.720
<v Speaker 3>Play some loud, non paid just like loud pop music.

1:02:01.760 --> 1:02:04.120
<v Speaker 3>It doesn't have to be our standards. Okay, just get

1:02:04.160 --> 1:02:05.400
<v Speaker 3>in there with some club beats.

1:02:05.680 --> 1:02:07.560
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, what about Party in the USA.

1:02:07.240 --> 1:02:09.120
<v Speaker 3>Party in the well. See now that we're headed in

1:02:09.160 --> 1:02:10.760
<v Speaker 3>a bad direction, because that makes it seem like it's

1:02:11.040 --> 1:02:11.760
<v Speaker 3>we're in a fun time.

1:02:11.800 --> 1:02:14.200
<v Speaker 2>It's pretty okay. We could play Born in the USA, which.

1:02:14.040 --> 1:02:16.400
<v Speaker 3>Is right one the more subtle.

1:02:16.720 --> 1:02:20.120
<v Speaker 2>Yes, yes, a subversive critique of.

1:02:20.080 --> 1:02:22.000
<v Speaker 3>The country, so entirely Springsteen.

1:02:22.160 --> 1:02:26.479
<v Speaker 4>Yes, yes, Springsteen has really been talking about He goes

1:02:26.520 --> 1:02:26.800
<v Speaker 4>for it.

1:02:27.080 --> 1:02:28.400
<v Speaker 2>He's talking about how Trump is bad.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, so there we go, Bruce, Bruce. Maybe invite Bruce

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<v Speaker 3>for some sort of guest speaker.

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<v Speaker 2>What about invite local union leaders.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh that's nice to speak in costume.

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<v Speaker 4>As Paul Revere, as Bruce Springsteen. What if you have

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<v Speaker 4>the local pipefitters union dress up as Bruce Springsteen in

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<v Speaker 4>the E Street Band and they guess how many jelly

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<v Speaker 4>how how big of a handful you need of jellybeans

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<v Speaker 4>to get to two.

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<v Speaker 3>Fifteen Happy Birthday America. I think we I think that's perfect. Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>all right, and then I mean, obviously start sending your

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<v Speaker 3>resume out before this and just Jennifer, you're obviously not

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<v Speaker 3>meant to be at that museum anymore. Anyway, you're begging

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<v Speaker 3>podcasts for answers. She's done. Yeah, well, we answered the

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<v Speaker 3>question perfectly.

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<v Speaker 4>I think the one thing that yes, I do think

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<v Speaker 4>we answer the question perfectly. I will say I want

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<v Speaker 4>in the same way that I actually want liberals and

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<v Speaker 4>smart people who I trust to serve in the military

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<v Speaker 4>and to be in.

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<v Speaker 2>The police force.

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<v Speaker 4>I am like, I want Jennifer to stay at this

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<v Speaker 4>colonial house. It's like making her life. But it's like

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<v Speaker 4>I cannot have these institutions that I think are are

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<v Speaker 4>like rampant with misinformation and power and misdirection to then

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<v Speaker 4>only be run by people who I think a very true.

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<v Speaker 3>She's brave for sticking around we need.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Jennifer, you are. You are actually doing doing the work.

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<v Speaker 2>You're doing the work.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, you're doing the Paul Revere's work. Yeah, so good

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<v Speaker 3>for her. Never leave the job, even if it's making

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<v Speaker 3>you miserable, Jennifer.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, let all those Republicans go and run like I

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<v Speaker 4>don't know, animal.

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<v Speaker 3>Shelters or something Kennedy Center. Unfortunately, I fucking got Well,

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<v Speaker 3>I've got my beautiful bracelets, got your bracelets, and uh,

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<v Speaker 3>kind of a renewed hope in Craigslist. To be honest,

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<v Speaker 3>I go home and start. I'm gonna dive again.

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<v Speaker 2>It's it's my it's my procrastination.

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<v Speaker 3>That's better than what I'm using my phone for.

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<v Speaker 2>What are you using your phone for?

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<v Speaker 3>Garbage? Social media?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, so if I could get into Craigslist.

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<v Speaker 2>I could.

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<v Speaker 4>It is my Craigslist is my This is acceptable, This

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<v Speaker 4>is inacceptable.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, fantastic, so much more interesting.

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<v Speaker 4>Figure out what you want, make a list of what

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<v Speaker 4>you want and search for that. You can save searchers

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<v Speaker 4>and Craigslist you can log in. They have an internal

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<v Speaker 4>chat feature. You can chat with other people on Craigslist

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<v Speaker 4>on their app.

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<v Speaker 3>Anyway, Well, I've had a lovely time with you.

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<v Speaker 2>I've had a thrilling time.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you for being here. Listener. The podcast is over.

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<v Speaker 3>I expect you to leave. Goodbye. I love you, I said.

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<v Speaker 2>No.

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<v Speaker 3>Gifts is an exactly right production. Our senior producer is

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<v Speaker 3>Ellis Nelson, and our episodes are beautifully mixed by Ben Holliday.

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<v Speaker 3>The theme song is by Miracle Worker Amy Mann and

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<v Speaker 3>we couldn't do it without our booker, Patrick Cottner. You

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<v Speaker 3>must follow the show on Instagram. At I said, no gifts,

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<v Speaker 3>That's where you're going to see pictures of all these

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<v Speaker 3>wonderful gifts I'm getting. And don't you want to see

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<v Speaker 3>the gifts?

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<v Speaker 2>I invit? Did you hear?

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<v Speaker 1>Thot a man myself perfectly clear? When you're a guest

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<v Speaker 1>to me, you gotta come to me empty. And I said,

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<v Speaker 1>no guests, your presences presents, and.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm already stop. So how do you dare to surbey

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<v Speaker 2>me