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Speaker 1: You can't hear me confession. I can't take back ol

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Speaker 1: arms Mouse Speaker.

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Speaker 2: We got a text into seven eighty five nine two

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Speaker 2: that says, my secret confession is I'm a dentist and

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Speaker 2: every Halloween I give out candy corn to trick or

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Speaker 2: treaders because it has the highest sugar content. So a

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Speaker 2: month or two later, without fail, I'll get more clients.

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Speaker 3: Diabolical, devious, no wonder.

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Speaker 2: Dentists are so.

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Speaker 3: Rich, oh man, client I know, and they have to

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Speaker 3: work on a Tuesday.

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Speaker 2: Today, we're doing a special spooky October themed edition of

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Speaker 2: The Mass Speaker, and one of our listeners is ready

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Speaker 2: with a Halloween confession. He's ready to unburden from his

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Speaker 2: dark soul. He's chosen the spooky fake name Josh Scar JOSHU.

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Speaker 2: Welcome to the morning show.

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Speaker 1: Thank you very much.

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Speaker 3: Many Halloween thrillers with the villain name Josh.

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Speaker 2: That's when the mascular Josh h All right, Josh, well

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Speaker 2: voice changer is on. You're now the Mass Speaker. Whenever

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Speaker 2: you're ready, let's hear your Halloween confession.

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Speaker 1: So what I'm about to tell you is a story

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Speaker 1: that is literally I will sign an affidavit that it

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Speaker 1: is one hundred percent crew.

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Speaker 2: Wow, we don't even know what an affidavit is.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it feels like that means we're going to doubt something. Okay,

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Speaker 3: crazy story.

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Speaker 1: What happened? So my story goes back and starts in

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Speaker 1: twenty thirteen?

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Speaker 3: Okay, whoa thirteen? Yeah, in junior high that year. I think,

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Speaker 3: all right, way back then?

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Speaker 1: What happened?

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Speaker 3: So weird?

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Speaker 2: What happened back in twenty thirteen?

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Speaker 1: Well, I'm married and I have two kids. My wife

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Speaker 1: and I decided that we would give our daughter a

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Speaker 1: present because he loves gives me movies, okay, and her

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Speaker 1: favorite movie is Frozen. So we went to the store

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Speaker 1: and we bought It's Alsa doll for her, and she

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Speaker 1: couldn't have been happy. It was the best thing. She

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Speaker 1: swept with it. She always they were. They were inseparable.

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Speaker 3: Oh that's cute your daughter and elsa yeah, yes.

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Speaker 1: And so then weird things started to happen, like what Well,

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Speaker 1: the Alsa doll evidently had a button on it that

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Speaker 1: we weren't aware of, but it could speak.

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Speaker 3: Oh, my daughter had one that like would say.

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Speaker 1: Let it go, let it go, did sing the little

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Speaker 1: theme of let it go, but sometimes it would respond

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Speaker 1: to our conversation and it would say, oh, I like that,

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Speaker 1: and we realized this doll was saying weird thing being.

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Speaker 3: Pressed, like did you press the button?

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Speaker 2: And then et cent it was like on its own randomly,

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Speaker 2: just like a short circuit or something.

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Speaker 1: Well, you know, my daughter would go and put the

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Speaker 1: button and it would say something. But then it got

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Speaker 1: to where in about two years it started speaking by itself.

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Speaker 2: Okay, what you got a defective doll? That sounds like

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Speaker 2: a lawsuit that you can good for you, Josh, I'm

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Speaker 2: always thinking about the money.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean after two years, the wires could have

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Speaker 3: worn out, it could have just been going off on

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Speaker 3: its own.

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Speaker 2: It could have been hacked by Russia or that.

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Speaker 3: Jeff, Yeah, that was my next option.

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Speaker 1: So in that year, the doll started not only singing

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Speaker 1: by itself now and talk, but it did it in

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Speaker 1: both Spanish and English. Whoa wait a.

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Speaker 3: Minute, not the language I was expecting for Elsas.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah. But it was strange and it was just

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Speaker 1: kind of freaking us out, and we thought, yeah, what

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Speaker 1: do we do with this? And then we said, well,

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Speaker 1: let's we're going to turn it off. Let's just turn it.

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Speaker 3: Off, okay.

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Speaker 1: And then just tell her, oh, it broke, the voice

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Speaker 1: doesn't work anymore, or something I would assume. Okay, we

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Speaker 1: switched it off, and then in the middle of the

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Speaker 1: night we would hear a voice in the other room.

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Speaker 1: The doll was talking by itself. No, and so you.

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Speaker 2: Went and checked and it was definitely off.

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Speaker 1: It was definitely off. And then I went so far

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Speaker 1: as to pull the batteries out of it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what I would do because I think, oh,

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Speaker 3: maybe it was a faulty off.

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Speaker 1: Did that work? It didn't speak that night, but it

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Speaker 1: did speak the next day without the battery. Oh my god.

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Speaker 3: Was it saying I want to kill you?

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Speaker 1: Or it didn't threaten us? But it was so weird

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Speaker 1: that if my wife and I were going crazy because

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Speaker 1: we couldn't really tell our friends, our family because we thought,

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Speaker 1: you think we're insane to me to put us in

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Speaker 1: the hospital though you don't want to get blocked up.

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Speaker 3: Did you finally throw it away?

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Speaker 1: I did. I put it with that hand in the

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Speaker 1: backyard and it was picked up and it's gone, and

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Speaker 1: we were we were happy.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, I mean haunted by Elsa anymore.

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Speaker 1: Two weeks later, we went on vacation to Disneyland for

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Speaker 1: a couple of weeks and we got back and who

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Speaker 1: was in the backyard, laying in the yard, laying in

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Speaker 1: the backyard, and my wife just screamed, I didn't know

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Speaker 1: what to do.

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Speaker 2: O my god, the people talking puppet that won't shut up,

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Speaker 2: won't go away, and has no off button. It sounds

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Speaker 2: like she should run for politician because she is perfect

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Speaker 2: handed and she's bilingual. Points with the voters that like demographic.

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Speaker 3: Okay, you need to do a pierced its heart with

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Speaker 3: a wooden state. I'm pretty sure that's what you do

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Speaker 3: with sacrifice it burn it.

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Speaker 1: So what I did was I boxed her up and

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Speaker 1: I sent her to my brother.

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Speaker 3: That if you don't like your brother, I called.

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Speaker 1: Him and said, look, you're going to get a package,

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Speaker 1: and when you get it, call me and I'll explain

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Speaker 1: it to you, which I did.

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Speaker 2: So, you just wanted the confirmation that it is confessed,

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Speaker 2: it's gone, gone away.

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Speaker 1: I wanted to know that it was there.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, okay, it was it.

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Speaker 1: It was there, okay. And so he then sent me

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Speaker 1: a picture and he had taped the doll to the

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Speaker 1: front of his truck bumper and he said don't worry.

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Speaker 1: You'll never see it again, and we haven't. We haven't,

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Speaker 1: but I can. I just want to tell you guys that,

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Speaker 1: you know, I don't believe in ghosts and stuff, but

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Speaker 1: I'm telling you we were in a living horror film,

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Speaker 1: you know, for those two years.

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Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, you're gonna be calling us in three

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Speaker 3: months because that Elsa Doll's coming back. It's like.

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Speaker 1: You won't let it go.

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Speaker 2: Texas into seven and five, nine to two. If you

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Speaker 2: have a spooky Halloween confession you've been holding on to,

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Speaker 2: Will Hydrid Underny master your voice and make you the

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Speaker 2: next mass speaker Phone taps coming up right after this