1 00:00:01,120 --> 00:00:03,440 Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about 2 00:00:03,480 --> 00:00:07,040 Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today. Subject 3 00:00:07,320 --> 00:00:11,800 Speaker 1: You're single unless you're married. Uh. That's it, You're single 4 00:00:11,840 --> 00:00:14,840 Speaker 1: and unless you're married. Right now, the nephew is here 5 00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:18,680 Speaker 1: with today's praying phone call. What you got for the postman? 6 00:00:20,600 --> 00:00:29,760 Speaker 1: Man always rings the postman. We can't hear you. The 7 00:00:29,800 --> 00:00:40,000 Speaker 1: postman always rings. The postman always rings twice. Let's go cat. Hello, Hello, 8 00:00:40,040 --> 00:00:43,879 Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach Carlos h. My name Benny Man, 9 00:00:43,920 --> 00:00:46,560 Speaker 1: Benny Phipps. Hey you. I want to make sure I 10 00:00:46,600 --> 00:00:48,360 Speaker 1: got the right person. You you you work for a 11 00:00:48,400 --> 00:00:52,440 Speaker 1: post office, right? Uh? Yeah, okay. Do you deliver mail 12 00:00:52,600 --> 00:00:56,760 Speaker 1: off of Murphy Road? Uh? Sometimes? Yeah? Yeah, okay, I 13 00:00:56,920 --> 00:00:59,279 Speaker 1: live it. First of all, I wanted to make sure 14 00:00:59,280 --> 00:01:02,240 Speaker 1: I had the right man. Now it's been brought to 15 00:01:02,320 --> 00:01:05,600 Speaker 1: my attention that there's a postman that has been stopping 16 00:01:05,640 --> 00:01:08,960 Speaker 1: by my house and I'm what I'm not understanding is 17 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:11,840 Speaker 1: why are you bringing mail to my door opposed to 18 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:14,679 Speaker 1: just putting mail in the mail boxes on the street 19 00:01:14,680 --> 00:01:17,800 Speaker 1: where everybody got their mailboxes at. Will you say that again? 20 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:24,679 Speaker 1: Murphy Road Road? Yeah? I deliver over there. Uh, but 21 00:01:25,160 --> 00:01:28,039 Speaker 1: you sain't delivering packs at your house. No, I said, 22 00:01:28,360 --> 00:01:31,040 Speaker 1: you've been bringing mail to my house and the posed 23 00:01:31,440 --> 00:01:33,600 Speaker 1: Here's what I'm trying to tell you, car Old. My 24 00:01:33,680 --> 00:01:36,440 Speaker 1: wife is at home all days, she don't work. And 25 00:01:36,760 --> 00:01:39,360 Speaker 1: my understanding is you've been stopping by there on more 26 00:01:39,400 --> 00:01:42,240 Speaker 1: than one occasion, on a on a daily basis. You're 27 00:01:42,280 --> 00:01:44,640 Speaker 1: coming by there two or three times, you know. But 28 00:01:44,720 --> 00:01:47,280 Speaker 1: what I'm understanding it ain't no mail being brought over that. 29 00:01:47,360 --> 00:01:49,680 Speaker 1: I'm trying to figure out, what are you doing at 30 00:01:49,720 --> 00:01:53,120 Speaker 1: my house? Now? What was really? Then? Then brought all 31 00:01:53,160 --> 00:01:55,120 Speaker 1: this to a head because you already know what's going on. 32 00:01:55,200 --> 00:01:57,080 Speaker 1: Let me going on. Let you know that, car Od, 33 00:01:57,120 --> 00:01:59,160 Speaker 1: I do know what's going on. I picked up the 34 00:01:59,640 --> 00:02:02,840 Speaker 1: clothes from the cleaner's this morning, and to my attention, 35 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:06,040 Speaker 1: it's a man's post office shirt in my packet. What 36 00:02:06,200 --> 00:02:10,960 Speaker 1: color was it? It's blue, light blue and rue. Okay, Well, 37 00:02:11,120 --> 00:02:14,359 Speaker 1: explaining to to me how your shirt get in my house? 38 00:02:14,919 --> 00:02:16,400 Speaker 1: Do you have my name on it? Because that could 39 00:02:16,400 --> 00:02:19,840 Speaker 1: be anybody's shirt? Okay, So so hold on what you're 40 00:02:19,840 --> 00:02:22,079 Speaker 1: trying to say, it's some it's mo post me and 41 00:02:22,120 --> 00:02:25,480 Speaker 1: stopping by my house. See man sometimes sometimes you know, Uh, 42 00:02:25,960 --> 00:02:28,680 Speaker 1: we do have different guys in that in that neighborhood, 43 00:02:28,720 --> 00:02:31,360 Speaker 1: you know. Because here's my problem, man, My problem is 44 00:02:31,400 --> 00:02:34,280 Speaker 1: this is that my wife is at home all day 45 00:02:34,320 --> 00:02:36,960 Speaker 1: every day. And my understanding is it that you stopping 46 00:02:37,040 --> 00:02:41,359 Speaker 1: body bringing more than First of all, uh, you can 47 00:02:41,400 --> 00:02:44,040 Speaker 1: call you can call the one a hundred numbers because 48 00:02:44,240 --> 00:02:45,840 Speaker 1: how do you get my number to Hey, I don't 49 00:02:45,880 --> 00:02:49,120 Speaker 1: worry about that. I find ways. It's how you how 50 00:02:49,200 --> 00:02:51,760 Speaker 1: you get my address that you're stopping by that every morning. 51 00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:55,480 Speaker 1: I just deliver what they give me to deliver. And dude, 52 00:02:55,520 --> 00:02:57,840 Speaker 1: I put another in a box and this is a package. 53 00:02:57,880 --> 00:03:01,480 Speaker 1: I don't get out. Excuse me, I dude, that that 54 00:03:01,720 --> 00:03:04,640 Speaker 1: wasn't me. Dude, I just go to the this morning 55 00:03:04,639 --> 00:03:07,440 Speaker 1: and pick up clothes, and it is a post office 56 00:03:07,440 --> 00:03:09,800 Speaker 1: shirt in there that belong ever, then it belonged to 57 00:03:09,800 --> 00:03:12,160 Speaker 1: a man. That's got to be it must be yours. 58 00:03:12,520 --> 00:03:14,520 Speaker 1: That's none of mine, man, that's not mine. I have 59 00:03:14,680 --> 00:03:16,840 Speaker 1: all mine. Okay, okay, okay, I'll tell you what this 60 00:03:16,880 --> 00:03:19,119 Speaker 1: is what we're gonna do, Carlose, because Carlose things, see 61 00:03:19,120 --> 00:03:20,800 Speaker 1: what let me tell you something. I know you're lying, 62 00:03:20,880 --> 00:03:23,240 Speaker 1: see and what you're doing is you're delivering more than 63 00:03:23,320 --> 00:03:25,760 Speaker 1: mail at my house. And I know it. Carlos, you 64 00:03:25,840 --> 00:03:29,400 Speaker 1: understand me. So it's not excuse me, that's not me. 65 00:03:29,560 --> 00:03:31,320 Speaker 1: It can't to me. Let me, let me tell you something. 66 00:03:31,440 --> 00:03:35,400 Speaker 1: When you come on Murphy Road tomorrow, okay, I'm gonna 67 00:03:35,400 --> 00:03:38,000 Speaker 1: be out there at them, but at the mail boxes 68 00:03:38,200 --> 00:03:43,080 Speaker 1: waiting on you for what? For what? When? Because me 69 00:03:43,120 --> 00:03:45,560 Speaker 1: and you're gonna have this problem that we got tomorrow 70 00:03:45,560 --> 00:03:47,760 Speaker 1: morning when you bring the mail. So when you bring 71 00:03:47,760 --> 00:03:53,120 Speaker 1: the mail, bring too. Okay, Carlos, hold hold you threatening me. 72 00:03:53,560 --> 00:03:56,640 Speaker 1: I'm telling you, when you bring the mail, bring you 73 00:03:56,680 --> 00:03:59,120 Speaker 1: to n Dude. I didn't come at you like that. 74 00:03:59,120 --> 00:04:01,440 Speaker 1: You ain't gotta come to me like that. Dude. Hey man, 75 00:04:01,680 --> 00:04:03,240 Speaker 1: you came up in my house and I know you 76 00:04:03,280 --> 00:04:07,720 Speaker 1: said off the shirts in my house. Dude, that was 77 00:04:07,760 --> 00:04:09,440 Speaker 1: not me. I don't know where you live, I don't 78 00:04:09,440 --> 00:04:12,360 Speaker 1: know who the he was, but you threatened me. Dude. 79 00:04:12,400 --> 00:04:14,720 Speaker 1: Hey man, I'll see you in the morning at the 80 00:04:14,840 --> 00:04:18,120 Speaker 1: mail box bringing car. I'm out tomorrow, but I would 81 00:04:18,120 --> 00:04:20,440 Speaker 1: come to your house with playing clothes on it. Whoop 82 00:04:20,480 --> 00:04:24,160 Speaker 1: you what you want for me? Hey you it's own 83 00:04:25,560 --> 00:04:29,880 Speaker 1: run the road roads. Bring you because what you're not 84 00:04:29,920 --> 00:04:32,320 Speaker 1: gonna keep doing. It's running up in my house while 85 00:04:32,320 --> 00:04:34,160 Speaker 1: I'm out at work trying to earn a living for 86 00:04:34,279 --> 00:04:36,520 Speaker 1: my family, and you up in my house laying up 87 00:04:36,600 --> 00:04:39,240 Speaker 1: and you're leaving your clothes. I found some amazing now. 88 00:04:39,440 --> 00:04:40,960 Speaker 1: I guess that's what you use when you spray on 89 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:43,600 Speaker 1: them dogs. I found that too. I'm gonna bring some 90 00:04:43,760 --> 00:04:46,719 Speaker 1: extra maaze. I'm gonna spray you with that maze. You're 91 00:04:46,760 --> 00:04:52,719 Speaker 1: not doing out so I can't wait till to morrow. 92 00:04:52,839 --> 00:04:56,760 Speaker 1: Excuse me. I told you I wasn't the one. But 93 00:04:56,800 --> 00:05:00,640 Speaker 1: if you want to put me throw for real, okay? Cool? 94 00:05:01,560 --> 00:05:05,600 Speaker 1: When I see you here, when I see you tomorrow, 95 00:05:06,160 --> 00:05:09,240 Speaker 1: it's oh, it's whatever are you sending me all that? 96 00:05:09,800 --> 00:05:11,760 Speaker 1: I tell you what. I will come over there some 97 00:05:11,839 --> 00:05:15,040 Speaker 1: playing clothing because you're not gonna make me lose my job. Dog, 98 00:05:16,279 --> 00:05:18,120 Speaker 1: whatever it's got to be. I don't care if you 99 00:05:18,360 --> 00:05:20,480 Speaker 1: if you're in the post office uniform, I don't give 100 00:05:20,480 --> 00:05:22,479 Speaker 1: a damn off you and your put jobmas calls. But 101 00:05:22,520 --> 00:05:24,640 Speaker 1: when you come to that mail box and I find 102 00:05:24,640 --> 00:05:26,960 Speaker 1: you out there by the mail boxes, that's show man, 103 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:29,000 Speaker 1: because I know you've been in my house. Carlos I'm 104 00:05:29,040 --> 00:05:32,240 Speaker 1: telling you I'm there. Okay, so be it there, so 105 00:05:32,360 --> 00:05:34,360 Speaker 1: be it. I got I got one more thing else. 106 00:05:34,400 --> 00:05:36,160 Speaker 1: I want to tell you when you before you get there, 107 00:05:36,440 --> 00:05:38,800 Speaker 1: tell me what you know? I ready called me. What 108 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:42,520 Speaker 1: is you listening to me? Yeah? His nephew, Timmy from 109 00:05:42,520 --> 00:05:45,080 Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked by 110 00:05:45,120 --> 00:05:56,240 Speaker 1: your co workers? Are you you? Ain't this? Ain't this 111 00:05:57,600 --> 00:06:02,520 Speaker 1: my right? Carlose you all right? Man, dude, I'm driving 112 00:06:02,720 --> 00:06:06,640 Speaker 1: the side of the road. I'm hanging out the truck. 113 00:06:06,839 --> 00:06:08,480 Speaker 1: I'm about to go cray. I don't know my way 114 00:06:08,480 --> 00:06:12,200 Speaker 1: to your house right now? Hold on my your house. 115 00:06:12,240 --> 00:06:18,280 Speaker 1: I do God for work. Man. I got one more 116 00:06:18,320 --> 00:06:20,839 Speaker 1: thing to ask you, man, what is what is the 117 00:06:20,920 --> 00:06:25,600 Speaker 1: baddest radio show in the land? Steve Harvey Morning radioself 118 00:06:26,160 --> 00:06:34,440 Speaker 1: no doubt all the way. Now you have it, keeping 119 00:06:34,480 --> 00:06:41,880 Speaker 1: it stupid? Possibly as I can always rings place. Do 120 00:06:41,960 --> 00:06:45,280 Speaker 1: your job. I tell you else on the show does 121 00:06:45,320 --> 00:06:49,360 Speaker 1: their job? You do yours. I'm telling you you get 122 00:06:49,360 --> 00:06:54,240 Speaker 1: any man. Yesterday, I was a man yesterday. They why 123 00:06:54,360 --> 00:06:57,159 Speaker 1: was the chastise and Elton John the whole Did you 124 00:06:57,200 --> 00:07:07,040 Speaker 1: see that yesterday? Elton John? Yeah, Tommy, we're talking about. 125 00:07:07,760 --> 00:07:11,360 Speaker 1: I said, why are they missing with the rocket General 126 00:07:11,960 --> 00:07:17,440 Speaker 1: William Park? Are you saying that that won't Elton June 127 00:07:20,640 --> 00:07:23,600 Speaker 1: looks like Elton John to be on mute. I like, 128 00:07:23,640 --> 00:07:32,080 Speaker 1: why they suffy me before the send a judiciary committee? 129 00:07:32,760 --> 00:07:38,240 Speaker 1: Tom they give your boss some red glasses. I think 130 00:07:38,240 --> 00:07:41,040 Speaker 1: you got it a damn showing look a little bit 131 00:07:41,080 --> 00:07:43,200 Speaker 1: like Elton put the r ring on it, you know, 132 00:07:43,280 --> 00:07:46,280 Speaker 1: you ring and red pair of glass played Benny and 133 00:07:46,320 --> 00:07:52,240 Speaker 1: the Jets like, okay, what were the times? So Tommy, 134 00:07:52,320 --> 00:07:57,440 Speaker 1: what you're looking at? Mute? I was like, John, that's 135 00:07:57,480 --> 00:08:00,720 Speaker 1: a nice man. It goes it times and you know 136 00:08:00,840 --> 00:08:02,880 Speaker 1: that the rocket man ain't done nothing wrong. I don't know, 137 00:08:02,960 --> 00:08:06,600 Speaker 1: he ain't done thathing rong. But I'm like a rocket 138 00:08:06,640 --> 00:08:10,800 Speaker 1: man asking this man a question and going back and forward. 139 00:08:10,920 --> 00:08:15,240 Speaker 1: He's a really queen. She's got a lectures us. You're 140 00:08:15,880 --> 00:08:25,239 Speaker 1: mos sues. You know. I read it in a magazine 141 00:08:25,760 --> 00:08:31,400 Speaker 1: for the House. It's your commedian, just chance House and 142 00:08:31,440 --> 00:08:35,240 Speaker 1: the rocket Man. This was just him alone, you really 143 00:08:35,320 --> 00:08:41,480 Speaker 1: like too much. But his uncle, who's usually against him, agreed. 144 00:08:46,160 --> 00:08:55,240 Speaker 1: They favor black people. They favor Oh my goodness, welcome 145 00:08:55,280 --> 00:09:01,079 Speaker 1: to the U. S L. Time rocket Man, rocket Man Baby. 146 00:09:01,240 --> 00:09:08,560 Speaker 1: I saw the movie. Oh my god. Well he shouldn't 147 00:09:08,600 --> 00:09:11,120 Speaker 1: have been up there talking because he was saying stupid stuff. 148 00:09:11,200 --> 00:09:16,040 Speaker 1: All right, thank you, nephew. Uh. Coming up next Today's 149 00:09:16,040 --> 00:09:20,079 Speaker 1: Strawberry Letters subject You're single unless you're married. We'll get 150 00:09:20,120 --> 00:09:23,480 Speaker 1: into it right after this. You're listening to The Steve 151 00:09:23,640 --> 00:09:24,600 Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show.