Speaker 1: Hi, Scott, Hello Andrew. Why are you grumbling? Not you were? No,
Speaker 1: I'm not you started off angry? Why are you angry?
Speaker 2: Not angry?
Speaker 1: Why you should take a chill pill?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Why? No? What are you looking for?
Speaker 2: I'm looking for our opener? Oh okay, I still haven't
Speaker 2: put it in the same place as all our other things.
Speaker 2: So hold on while I find our opener. Which one
Speaker 2: would you like today, Andrew?
Speaker 1: Whichever one you would like? Scott?
Speaker 2: Okay, how about this one?
Speaker 1: I guess Trew, what's gonna be? Will tell you?
Speaker 3: What's the radel the night?
Speaker 2: You're giving me the cut sign?
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's get to it.
Speaker 2: As if you're not interested in hearing that song.
Speaker 1: No, I just want to start the podcast.
Speaker 2: Our listeners. Our listeners like that song?
Speaker 1: Did you just like zone out for a second while talking?
Speaker 2: I don't know what happened. Hey, welcome to Monday. You
Speaker 2: know it was a long weekend. I didn't get a
Speaker 2: lot of sleep, Andrew, So.
Speaker 1: That's crazy long weekend.
Speaker 2: But you do that like, I don't understand why you
Speaker 2: make fun of the fact that we're not recording this
Speaker 2: obviously on a Monday.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just like making fun.
Speaker 2: Of you today Monday. People are listening to this on
Speaker 2: a Monday.
Speaker 1: Well that's good for them. I just like mocking you
Speaker 1: and making you know, you squirm a little bit.
Speaker 2: Well, anyway, Welcome to Serial Killers seventy six seventy six.
Speaker 2: Remember I told you it sounded like the match game thing.
Speaker 2: Every year they would make a well look I found
Speaker 2: this for you as we play.
Speaker 3: That's it's not a big money match game seventy six
Speaker 3: match games?
Speaker 2: What are you doing? Put the phone down?
Speaker 1: How long did you neglect your children to find that
Speaker 1: video on YouTube?
Speaker 2: It took me about point three second. We neglect my children.
Speaker 2: I just did it before you came and sat down in.
Speaker 1: Here, hard pass. I think Cooper and Ashley were probably
Speaker 1: sitting there like dead, We're hungry. Can you make us
Speaker 1: something You're like not now?
Speaker 2: Podcast business, Yeah, constantly in my house. It's all about podcasting.
Speaker 1: It is because you said me things about it all
Speaker 1: the time.
Speaker 2: Oh here comes Garrett. He sees the light is on,
Speaker 2: but he walks right in. I don't think he would
Speaker 2: do that on Elvis's show, Like if Elvis was, you know,
Speaker 2: live on the air in the morning and the on
Speaker 2: air light was on, I don't think Garrett would just
Speaker 2: walk in the studio because it wouldn't be allowed. Why
Speaker 2: is it allowed here? Now he's just standing there staring
Speaker 2: at us. Let's just get on with it. Okay, all right, Andrew?
Speaker 2: Would you like a classic or new cereal?
Speaker 1: I would like to do a classic first, because every
Speaker 1: time Danielle is in here, she wants to start with Neil.
Speaker 2: Garrett, what can we do for you? The classic cereal
Speaker 2: has sugar and gluten? Did you want to eat it?
Speaker 4: I'm becoming more of a fan of Andrew than I
Speaker 4: am of you, you know. But I do miss the
Speaker 4: double Nickel talk a lot.
Speaker 2: Because it's a thing. It's not a thing.
Speaker 1: It is to get up to episode one hundred and
Speaker 1: fifty five one Double Nickel Nickel.
Speaker 2: We'll revisit it. And now here comes Danielle with the
Speaker 2: light on. It doesn't matter.
Speaker 3: Are you guys doing hum?
Speaker 1: Are you doing your podcast? Oh?
Speaker 2: Hey, MaTx, you came in too. Max doesn't observe lights either,
Speaker 2: So I.
Speaker 1: Really apologie one hundred percent. There's an argument going on
Speaker 1: in there, and I got nervous and so I came
Speaker 1: in here.
Speaker 2: It doesn't argument go on bardist being here?
Speaker 1: Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, is this a bad organ No, no,
Speaker 1: it's fine. It's the Brooklyn Boys though, oh boy.
Speaker 2: Shout out to mister Carrie.
Speaker 4: I believe they found a delicious cereal. They want you
Speaker 4: to get Scotty and they said, no, Scotty won't buy
Speaker 4: it because it's five dollars a box.
Speaker 2: Is that our friend Carrie Hedges, he's a good listener
Speaker 2: of ours. No, it's not. But tell him to send it.
Speaker 2: We'll eat it.
Speaker 1: He said he wouldn't because it's five dollars a box.
Speaker 2: I'm not buying expensive cereal. If carry carry yeah, buys it,
Speaker 2: send it in we'll try it. Cue cool, you know.
Speaker 2: And this would also be a perfect time to announce
Speaker 2: that people that send us cereal that we review on
Speaker 2: the show will send you a T shirt. Yes, how
Speaker 2: about that?
Speaker 1: If we've never had the cereal before, we will send
Speaker 1: you a T shirt.
Speaker 2: Is there anyone to lock that door? I mean, is
Speaker 2: that a thing? Can we get a lock and you
Speaker 2: get Jeff from Engineering in here and get a lock
Speaker 2: on the door because there's a light on in the
Speaker 2: other studio right now. It's flashing red. Don't come in recording.
Speaker 2: But yet Max can stay. He's cool. Because he likes
Speaker 2: to get the crumbs that we dropped. What were we
Speaker 2: doing classic? I don't even remember this one came out
Speaker 2: and sugar and gluten. Soah, I don't know if there is.
Speaker 2: I just said it to get him out.
Speaker 1: Do you have you? Should I do my Max voice
Speaker 1: for everyone?
Speaker 2: Oh? Yeah, Hey, I'm here down here, Hey Max, do
Speaker 2: you want some cereal? Oi?
Speaker 1: I love some cereal, but I better not be chocolate.
Speaker 2: He talks oi anyway. All right, so this is a
Speaker 2: Quaker cereal. It came out of twenty fourteen. There's a
Speaker 2: couple of other varieties. We've had one or two of them,
Speaker 2: but I happened to really like this one and hate
Speaker 2: this one at the same time. Why you're laughing so hard?
Speaker 3: Isn't When I look at.
Speaker 1: Max, it's adorable, cute face. They just picture the sound
Speaker 1: of a huge drunk Scottish man.
Speaker 2: Max never smiles, though you notice that Sawyer and Luna
Speaker 2: they smile like smile when they like this. He is,
Speaker 2: though he's no the mouth open with the teeth like
Speaker 2: Luna doesn't do that smiling.
Speaker 1: Luna doesn't do that.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 1: When she does, we say she goes full dog.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, Can we please go?
Speaker 1: Oi get home with it?
Speaker 2: Twenty fourteen. Quaker love it, hate it everything, And I'll
Speaker 2: tell you why I love it. I'll tell you why
Speaker 2: I hate it. It's real medleys. It's a granola cereal.
Speaker 1: Oh it's cherries.
Speaker 2: No, it's cherry, almond, pecan, multi grain cereal. Now I
Speaker 2: love it because I love the cherries. I hate it
Speaker 2: because I hate pecans.
Speaker 1: I don't like cherries, period.
Speaker 2: I'll have your cherries. I just hold on a second.
Speaker 1: Find the taste of cherries.
Speaker 2: What's the matter?
Speaker 1: Just like not appealing.
Speaker 2: I do have to do a Scotti shake, but I
Speaker 2: have to play something before I shake?
Speaker 1: Is it the Scotti shake jinglec.
Speaker 2: The Boss Joe Shack? Wait for him to shake it?
Speaker 1: Shake?
Speaker 2: It took too long to get to the shake it part.
Speaker 1: I have only asked for one jingle to be made.
Speaker 2: What's that? Oh the Harlem Shake?
Speaker 1: That's it? Yeah, and that one would last maybe two seconds,
Speaker 1: three second stops? You go with a full thirty seconds.
Speaker 2: You know what song that was?
Speaker 1: Dude? Why are you asking this question? You know the
Speaker 1: answer is no, you don't.
Speaker 2: Know that was Alison Chains cool Man in the Box,
Speaker 2: Great Come on Dude nineties Classic Cool.
Speaker 1: Dude eighties nineties classic. You don't know this new?
Speaker 2: I do all right?
Speaker 1: By this point you should know. That's the dynamic of it.
Speaker 2: That looks nice.
Speaker 1: Can I smell it?
Speaker 2: Nope?
Speaker 1: Okay, cool, we don't smell things. I'm so glad I'm
Speaker 1: on this podcast where you just are so nice to me.
Speaker 2: I'm not eating I'm not eating carbs.
Speaker 1: Listen, this doesn't count. This is an exercise.
Speaker 2: Our one percent bowl and basket milk shop right from
Speaker 2: shop right. You know that's a great name because we
Speaker 2: do bowls here on the show, So this milk is
Speaker 2: bowl and basket.
Speaker 3: Cool.
Speaker 1: That was a great observations guy.
Speaker 2: I also leaked all over my car in the way
Speaker 2: in this morning. I was so angry.
Speaker 1: Oh you had condensation.
Speaker 2: Well no, because my cloth seats now have milk in them.
Speaker 1: Oh that's gonna stay.
Speaker 2: I have to go back to the garage later and
Speaker 2: you're gonna need to.
Speaker 1: Get those seats.
Speaker 2: Maybe if we had a sponsor or two, I could
Speaker 2: get leather seats.
Speaker 1: You see what you're doing by not sponsoring him. He
Speaker 1: can't get leather seats for his.
Speaker 2: Car, No seat warmers, nothing.
Speaker 1: You're criminals, all of you. Here we go, one, two, three, Alright,
Speaker 1: there's not much to this.
Speaker 2: The flakes are super crunchy.
Speaker 1: This tastes like granola.
Speaker 2: I like it. I'm just kind of pushing the Peak
Speaker 2: cans to the side, even though you probably don't really
Speaker 2: taste them.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm.
Speaker 2: I like it. Who it's good. Four balls, although the
Speaker 2: cherries taste like they're a little bit hard.
Speaker 1: Where did you even get a cherry?
Speaker 2: I only give you one. You said you hated them.
Speaker 1: I don't even know if I had it. It's a cherry, No,
Speaker 1: it's a peak can. No, maybe that's a cherry. Is
Speaker 1: that a cherry? Uh huh, Hey, let's try it.
Speaker 2: It's a little hard at cherry. Right, I'm gonna give
Speaker 2: it four balls as well. I like it. I wish
Speaker 2: it would know no Peak cans in it, but sorry, Carla,
Speaker 2: it's peak pan here in New York. Hey, Mac, do
Speaker 2: you want a flake?
Speaker 1: Hey, buddy, don't give that to him. You just threw
Speaker 1: it at his face.
Speaker 2: What does he say?
Speaker 1: Oh, that's my face?
Speaker 3: Yat?
Speaker 2: I was hoping for more like thank you?
Speaker 3: OHI and thank you too? All right, you're damn yankee?
Speaker 1: Is that what they called this during the Revolutionary War Yankees. God,
Speaker 1: I hope this is in here Yankee Doodle Dandy. Yes,
Speaker 1: we were the Yankees.
Speaker 2: Speaking of damn Yankee? Remember this.
Speaker 1: Is this the graduation song by Vitamin C.
Speaker 2: Wait, I'll get to the good part.
Speaker 1: There's a good part.
Speaker 2: I won't move.
Speaker 3: I don't want to hear anymore.
Speaker 1: It's a shame.
Speaker 2: I've got to me with atche anymore? High enough? Can
Speaker 2: you take me high enough? It was like late eighties,
Speaker 2: early nineties. I played that on w POB at my
Speaker 2: high school radio station on a cassette single.
Speaker 1: I did not play that in the uterus, where I
Speaker 1: was located in my mother's momb So thank you.
Speaker 2: Well. I mean, from now on, like, anytime you say
Speaker 2: something that triggers a memory in my head, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: have to find the song cool And that was a trigger,
Speaker 2: all right? So sorry. And there was also a play
Speaker 2: on Broadway called Damn Yankees, wasn't there?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm pretty sure there was a show.
Speaker 1: I really liked a cereal though.
Speaker 2: It is good, right, you know what we should do
Speaker 2: right now? Instead of moving on to New so fast.
Speaker 1: A bonspot.
Speaker 3: Serial Killers visits the cereal Gray. This is your show.
Speaker 1: I'm just along for the ride. Anything I ever suggest.
Speaker 2: I have said that since day one. You're just along
Speaker 2: for the ride. And that's what all the listeners say,
Speaker 2: because you're just here to eat stuff and occasionally listen
Speaker 2: to a funny little something.
Speaker 1: Okay goohe So that's my role.
Speaker 2: Back in nineteen eighty six, General Mills puts this cereal out, what.
Speaker 1: Have fun editing that in post production. I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: start muttering cut curse words while you talk.
Speaker 2: I didn't hear what you said. Nothing horses, hoops, balls, bears,
Speaker 2: elephants and lions, alphabets is.
Speaker 1: Fun riding your bowl and you're gonna want to come
Speaker 1: part horses and balls and plays and.
Speaker 2: Horses and bats and lions.
Speaker 1: Uke sircuce, cold cereal, trunching, red heaps, strickle balls, and
Speaker 1: many marshmallow animals. Circus Flaw and a spectangular part of
Speaker 1: us Complete clopas but.
Speaker 2: Wait this more cool green inside, especially mark boxes of
Speaker 2: Circus Fun, a free run of Lifesavers, candy, Yadie Fun flavors,
Speaker 2: free and Circus Fun. So Circus Fun only lasted a
Speaker 2: few years. It was much like Uh Lucky charms because
Speaker 2: it was just pieces of cereal with marshmallows.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you something what Life Savers were disgusting
Speaker 1: as a candy. Nothing about them is good. They are hard,
Speaker 1: gross candies.
Speaker 2: Lifesavers was an old person candy when we were kids.
Speaker 1: Not good.
Speaker 2: You didn't like them. No, my kids liked the mint ones.
Speaker 1: Now see okay, those the individual root wrap, the five
Speaker 1: flavor roll disgusting.
Speaker 2: Pineapple was always my favorite. I hated the green I
Speaker 2: liked grape. General Mills also had a cereal in the
Speaker 2: late sixties called Kaboom that was kind of similar. So
Speaker 2: this was like the reboot of Kaboom called Circus fun
Speaker 2: and it went away in the late eighties.
Speaker 1: What it's so funny that you remember this? And then
Speaker 1: what did I ask you today?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Something about a president And you were like, what.
Speaker 2: Why can't you appreciate it? You can't appreciate old cereal stuff.
Speaker 2: The three branches of government co judicial, executive and executive
Speaker 2: judicial and the court one. No, that's judicial. What's the third?
Speaker 2: I was closed? Come on, what was the third?
Speaker 1: Executive?
Speaker 2: I said executive? I said executive judicial? And what was
Speaker 2: the third? You don't even know? No, I do your
Speaker 2: phone Millennial?
Speaker 1: No, I do know it. Hold on. It's executive, judicial
Speaker 1: and legislative, legislative.
Speaker 2: That's why I missed. Thank you, phone.
Speaker 1: No, I didn't. There's no reason to think that.
Speaker 2: You're lying, because look on your phone. You're just looked
Speaker 2: it up. I didn't liar.
Speaker 1: Now, look there's anything on my phone. Hey, phone, lie
Speaker 1: for me.
Speaker 2: Look have it a new box? Ready new cereal?
Speaker 1: Okay, ready, get off your phone. Okay, fine, I'm off
Speaker 1: my phone.
Speaker 2: This is another General mill Cereal.
Speaker 1: I really really loved the Cereals.
Speaker 2: It has some o's.
Speaker 1: Oh I know what it is.
Speaker 2: No, you don't go ahead? Sorry, just go I'm sorry,
Speaker 2: go ahead. When is it cheerios? It is a form
Speaker 2: of cheerios? Yeah, well, I mean I said, Oh, I
Speaker 2: thought you were gonna say cinnabon, which, by the way,
Speaker 2: we have to start a petition to bring back.
Speaker 1: I think we can do it. I really do, me too.
Speaker 1: We can get enough signatures. I believe in ourselves.
Speaker 2: Let me go down to the Cereals sack.
Speaker 1: Is that what you would say? I believe in ourselves.
Speaker 2: No, I believe in us.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, yeah that's cool too.
Speaker 2: It's honey nut cheerios Medley crunch. I thought we did
Speaker 2: this before, but we did not.
Speaker 1: What just I love the word medley What that means
Speaker 1: A fun word that means a mix of things. Medley
Speaker 1: Crunch just came out last year, so it's a new cereal.
Speaker 1: It just sounds so u exotic and fun.
Speaker 2: This is another one that can help lower cholesterol. I'm
Speaker 2: not sure if I believe that or not. Honey meat
Speaker 2: crunch the honey nut cheerios you love with flakes and
Speaker 2: crunchy oat and almond clusters.
Speaker 1: So this is basically just what we just had. But
Speaker 1: it's cheerios.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no cherries. Cool.
Speaker 1: I'm getting to the point where it's just granola cereals.
Speaker 2: I think this is going to be good.
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't doubt it. How I hit my
Speaker 1: face with the microphone.
Speaker 2: Okay, Horses, hoops, balls, bears, elephants and lions. It's very catchy.
Speaker 1: It is. It is very catchy.
Speaker 2: You know, those were the days where they used to
Speaker 2: put candy as the prize in cereal. There was like
Speaker 2: hubb of Bubba and Bubbicious and and oh hubble Bubba.
Speaker 1: Was the worst because you chew and be like, oh
Speaker 1: so much sugar and then in two seconds they shouldn't
Speaker 1: made hubba bubba cereal.
Speaker 2: Remember the time when I was in high school, I
Speaker 2: used steal hubble Bubba from the place I work at
Speaker 2: and give it out to girls so I could be popular.
Speaker 1: Oh that's cool. Didn't you do something else to like
Speaker 1: explode things?
Speaker 2: I did that. Yes, I also gave cigarettes away to
Speaker 2: the tough people, so I didn't get punched.
Speaker 1: How were you not expelled?
Speaker 2: I did get suspended one time.
Speaker 1: Was your mom and dad really mad?
Speaker 2: They weren't happy. I got suspended for a week because
Speaker 2: I used to beat Yeah in school suspension though, So
Speaker 2: you would just sit in the room with all the derelics,
Speaker 2: and you know, they'd be drawing on their notebooks or whatever.
Speaker 2: The teacher would be reading a book, and you just
Speaker 2: sit there.
Speaker 1: I could see you. Definitely.
Speaker 2: That's because they brought the janitor down to my locker
Speaker 2: and they cut my locker open and a coconut and
Speaker 2: mayonnaise fell out.
Speaker 1: Do I want to even ask what they were used for?
Speaker 2: Another story for another time.
Speaker 1: Let's get in on this podcast, because it's all about cereal.
Speaker 2: All right, Medley, which reminds me of Smedley.
Speaker 1: Uh, he's the guy from Cinnamonto's Crunch. Oh, there's crunch
Speaker 1: in the name, crunch Blasters. Come on, dude, cap'n crunch.
Speaker 2: One of his friends, one of his wag Pack guys
Speaker 2: are Smedley.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, the wag Pack guys. How can I forget already?
Speaker 2: There's a big flake in here. Here we go. I
Speaker 2: definitely taste the honey nut curios with flake is a
Speaker 2: little odd.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I will say at first taste, it kind of
Speaker 1: tastes like salty. It almost tastes rich, like a meat
Speaker 1: sauce or something. Yeah, I can't explain it.
Speaker 2: In the early episode, you always used to think everything
Speaker 2: tasted like meat of some sort. I'm gonna give it
Speaker 2: three balls. It's all right, but I don't love it.
Speaker 1: I do really like it. Yeah, I'm gonna give us
Speaker 1: three balls on a spoom.
Speaker 2: I also didn't get any of the clusters in here.
Speaker 2: Did you get any clusters? No?
Speaker 1: After the saltiness goes away, it leaves a good sweet taste. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm a fan. This would chocolate milk would be delicious.
Speaker 2: That's a whole other podcast.
Speaker 1: Pal Cereal Remix, Go do it with Danielle. Okay, cool,
Speaker 1: next cereal.
Speaker 2: I don't think there is another cereal? What makes you
Speaker 2: think there's another cereal?
Speaker 4: Left?
Speaker 1: Two cups out for a bonus box? Oh, serial Killers,
Speaker 1: you were so coiny.
Speaker 2: This is a new cereal.
Speaker 1: Did you ever get a wedgie?
Speaker 2: No? Because I gave people cigarettes so they didn't beat
Speaker 2: me up.
Speaker 1: So you would have been a kid who got a wedgie, oh.
Speaker 2: For sure, rushing the lockers, all that kind of stuff.
Speaker 1: But you weren't because you gave the popular kid cigarettes.
Speaker 2: That's right.
Speaker 1: Cool. I hope they're all still alive. I mean, you
Speaker 1: didn't give them an early death by lung cancer.
Speaker 2: One of them is not. I could tell you that.
Speaker 2: Oh boy, thanks for bringing that up. All right.
Speaker 1: So anyway, cats, different podcasts.
Speaker 2: This is a new cereal. Found it in kind of
Speaker 2: the healthy Cereal aisle, and let me tell you what
Speaker 2: I am hoping it kind of tastes like but I'm
Speaker 2: not sure you're ready. You always get mad at me
Speaker 2: when I bring this up.
Speaker 1: Okay, Oh, keep them ranges rolling. So it's an orange cereal.
Speaker 2: Not quite. Let me go down to the cereal sack
Speaker 2: for the bonus box.
Speaker 1: Max, What do you think the cereal is gonna taste
Speaker 1: like like, okay.
Speaker 2: It's keen Wa queen what keenwa queens Citrus Bliss Citrus Bliss.
Speaker 2: It says it's new. I've never heard of it before
Speaker 2: because I don't eat Quenwa cereal premium quen Wah toasted cereal.
Speaker 1: Why is the box taped shut?
Speaker 2: It's not that's that's a security seal. Why does it have.
Speaker 1: A security seal? Why don't they trust their.
Speaker 2: Own packaging so nobody tampers with it.
Speaker 1: This seems like a lot wow, and it's really tightly glued.
Speaker 2: Look at you gotta tear that.
Speaker 1: I bet the bag in here is release. Why did
Speaker 1: you try this?
Speaker 2: I'd like a healthy supermarket.
Speaker 1: Huh. I just see you like driving around at odd
Speaker 1: times of the night looking for cereal, Like I sometimes
Speaker 1: think of texting you on weekends, but and I know
Speaker 1: you'll be up because you're looking for cereal.
Speaker 2: The cereal looks just like that Cashi stuff. It looks
Speaker 2: like cardboard cutouts.
Speaker 1: It looks like if I left it on the ground,
Speaker 1: a tree would grow. You know.
Speaker 2: It's really funny. Look at the top of the box.
Speaker 2: How they sealed it with glue and tight with this
Speaker 2: tamper evident strip here, and then if you look at
Speaker 2: the bottom, look how the bottom is. You could just
Speaker 2: push it right open.
Speaker 1: Well that's why they need the tamper strip.
Speaker 2: Well, you could push it open, take it out the
Speaker 2: thing and put all kinds of drugs in it, then
Speaker 2: close it. You'd think it was still sealed.
Speaker 1: Who's putting drugs and cereal boxes? You're the same person
Speaker 1: that shares on Facebook. Hey guys heard Halloween candy was
Speaker 1: being tampered with this year?
Speaker 3: Share so this week families.
Speaker 2: Bellow never said that I'd like to see razor blades
Speaker 2: and apples again, I haven't seen that since I was
Speaker 2: a kid.
Speaker 1: Oh lord, maybe that's why you're so messed up, because
Speaker 1: you got razor blades in your candy apples. Oh here
Speaker 1: we go again. I like that you apologize too, as
Speaker 1: if like, oh, our dear listeners should be so sad.
Speaker 2: It sounds so nice.
Speaker 1: Of course it does.
Speaker 2: That was my name in high school.
Speaker 1: No, it was give cigarettes to popular kids.
Speaker 2: That's true, because keenwaw was not a thing when I
Speaker 2: was in high school. Nobody cared about keen wah.
Speaker 1: Did you have a name that you were bullied with.
Speaker 2: I wasn't bullied. Oh, I was not bullied. I was
Speaker 2: a popular kid. Oh kind of.
Speaker 1: Here we go, popular by association, right, I hung with
Speaker 1: the popular kids. Here we go, Ready, one, two, three? Oh?
Speaker 2: No, wind? Yeah, come on, o citrus fantastic?
Speaker 3: What the hell is that?
Speaker 2: What it tasted like? I just drank mister clean.
Speaker 1: Do you have the aftertaste?
Speaker 3: The aftertaste burns.
Speaker 2: It's like I'm shutting on a swiffer. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: It's like lemonie, like limon, like limes. There's lines lemon.
Speaker 1: Can I see? Can I see the box?
Speaker 2: I'm not even kidding.
Speaker 1: Oh god, No balls, lemon, no spoons. This is because
Speaker 1: it has essential oils. They put that in candles. This
Speaker 1: is disgusting.
Speaker 2: I gotta eat some more of this Quaker stuff to
Speaker 2: get that out of my mouth.
Speaker 1: My god, we need like Gandhi to come in here
Speaker 1: and try this.
Speaker 2: I wish Danielle would have tried it.
Speaker 1: Oh God, this is a sin.
Speaker 2: I bet g can he just it's perfect for him? Gandha,
Speaker 2: you come try it too. No, no, no, it's keanwile
Speaker 2: queen citrus, blessed cereal.
Speaker 1: It's okay.
Speaker 3: Sounds like a drag.
Speaker 2: You have to try it, I know you never just nice,
Speaker 2: just to be fair.
Speaker 4: It says gluten free on the box, so I cannot
Speaker 4: be poisoned.
Speaker 2: It's gluten free.
Speaker 1: Oh I just watch and gag. No, I thought it
Speaker 1: was great.
Speaker 3: No, I'm not doing it.
Speaker 2: All right, here we go and it finally gets to
Speaker 2: try a cereals.
Speaker 4: And god, no that bam what it takes like lemon pledge.
Speaker 4: But you, guys, here's the thing. There's a crowd out there.
Speaker 4: There's an audience that are listening to you guys right
Speaker 4: now that have no choice but to eat this.
Speaker 1: I don't know them.
Speaker 4: So because you guys are on track for type two diabetes,
Speaker 4: all right, I already have type one, alight jokes aside.
Speaker 1: I like some of the Rice Krispy treats, plain cereals.
Speaker 1: This isn't abomination rice Chrispy treats that's filled with sugar,
Speaker 1: just regular rice Crispies.
Speaker 2: Hey, guess who's check it in?
Speaker 1: Hi?
Speaker 2: I'm Wilford Brimley and I've had diabetes for about twenty years.
Speaker 2: So anyway, Yeah, I guess there's some people that like this,
Speaker 2: but it ain't a zero ball, zero spoon.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is honestly, like you hated the tumoric cereal,
Speaker 1: you're the one who brought this in. This gets zero balls.
Speaker 1: You can clean your toilet with this one hundred percent.
Speaker 1: Like my stop eating it for two seconds your mouth.
Speaker 1: Let your mouth just take it all in only because
Speaker 1: let the tingling sensation of whatever just happened take over.
Speaker 2: But see, somebody that doesn't eat sweet stuff all the time,
Speaker 2: this isn't sweet exactly exactly. It's the same thing with
Speaker 2: the Cereal school crap. That stuff is gross. But people,
Speaker 2: oh yes, lifeow wipes they smell the same.
Speaker 1: More you go ew, it's the same thing, right, pledge.
Speaker 3: I have a question.
Speaker 1: You got wipes, you know how Like if you try
Speaker 1: to kill somebody but you don't succeed, there's an attempted
Speaker 1: murder charge.
Speaker 4: Yes, what if you try to make some vomit with
Speaker 4: cereal and don't succeed, Scottie, Well.
Speaker 2: I already vomited, so it's fine you try to step
Speaker 2: me up, and I feel like that should be correct.
Speaker 2: This is true. So did Cereal School respond back to
Speaker 2: you guys? Yeah, we had a whole thing with them.
Speaker 2: Let's uh, we're not allowed to talk about that. By law,
Speaker 2: so there's pending litigation, so we have to just be quiet.
Speaker 2: Thank you so much for listening. Yes, send Garrett Serial School,
Speaker 2: Serial Hilly if.
Speaker 1: Somebody likes it. Hope that works out for you. Friends.
Speaker 2: This has been Serial Killer's episode seventy six. Thank you
Speaker 2: for listening. Oh, Garrett, hold on, Garrett, one to five balls?
Speaker 2: What do you read it for me?
Speaker 1: Personally?
Speaker 3: About four balls?
Speaker 2: Okay, this we gotta end, We got we gotta go.
Speaker 2: Thank you listening. Great.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much for finally coming on Serial Killers.
Speaker 2: This is going to be edited out anyway, so if
Speaker 2: you guys.
Speaker 1: Of course, we don't record it anymore. We don't do
Speaker 1: this podcast. Thank you so much for joining us on
Speaker 1: our last episode. Wink wink.
Speaker 2: Please follow us on all social platform serial Killers PC.
Speaker 2: And if you send us a cereal and we eat
Speaker 2: it on the show, we'll send you a shirt because
Speaker 2: we have shirts.
Speaker 1: This is our last episode, remember, right, yeah, right right.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, Garrett, this is our last one. Thank you
Speaker 2: for being here for our last cereal plays. No problem,
Speaker 2: all right, take care. I have a wonderful what is
Speaker 2: today this Monday? Right, have a great week. We'll see
Speaker 2: you on Friday. And until then.
Speaker 1: Never eat. Keen Walk, Queen.
Speaker 2: Garatte, Crunch, Gandhi Crunch. All right, we'll see you later.
Speaker 2: My apologies, O. J Joe, not even close