WEBVTT - How Air Force One Works

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<v Speaker 1>Brought to you by the reinvented two thousand twelve Camray.

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<v Speaker 1>It's ready. Are you welcome to stuff you should know

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<v Speaker 1>from House top works dot com? Hey, and welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>the podcast. I'm Josh Clark. With me is Charles W.

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<v Speaker 1>Chuck Bryant, Colonel Chuck Admiral Flight Coordinator. I'm a potato

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<v Speaker 1>peeler camp counselor camp counselor. Charles W. Chuck Bryant with

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<v Speaker 1>me as always. How you doing, Chuck? Hey, it's November.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, happy November. November one? Right, yeah, yeah, which

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<v Speaker 1>is the first day in November. Just get any trick

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<v Speaker 1>or treaders? No? Nothing. I have two sets of steps

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<v Speaker 1>that lead up to my front door. And apparently kids

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<v Speaker 1>are fat and lazy these days in diabetic Did they

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<v Speaker 1>like y'all throw something down here to the street? Now? Now? Um,

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<v Speaker 1>we we left after a while. We just don't get

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<v Speaker 1>anybody who comes to our house. Did you get candy? No?

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<v Speaker 1>Not this year? We well we had before and we

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<v Speaker 1>just we sat there and ended up eating all of it.

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<v Speaker 1>And no one comes to our house either, So that's

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<v Speaker 1>good at all? Why oh, like our neighbors don't It's

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<v Speaker 1>sort of like as you come around the bend coming

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<v Speaker 1>from the other way, from the Decatur side, that's sort

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<v Speaker 1>of where it ends the trick or treating, Like the

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<v Speaker 1>bend in the road just it like approaches Memorial Drive

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<v Speaker 1>and people it just gets scary and there's a bus

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<v Speaker 1>stop and people turn their lights off. My neighbors are old,

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<v Speaker 1>they don't get into it. So I think that's just

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<v Speaker 1>sort of the Demarcasian Did you guys get candy? No,

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<v Speaker 1>we never, I mean we never do because so basically

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<v Speaker 1>it stinks. Man, I'm ready for Like, did you dress

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<v Speaker 1>up at all well for that stupid show? I did? Oh, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's right. You dressed up as Paul Stanley in a

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<v Speaker 1>three piece suit. Yeah. Looking good. I think if you

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<v Speaker 1>asked me, we should post that picture. Yeah, my post one. Okay, Chuck, Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>you know Jay Carney is a family friend of my family's.

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<v Speaker 1>I did not know that. Well, he's not. I actually

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<v Speaker 1>got what I'm about to read off of the White

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<v Speaker 1>House website. Okay. I couldn't mislead you. I started to,

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<v Speaker 1>and I just stopped. Um, it's so far. It's been

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<v Speaker 1>a typically busy week for President Barack Obama. Monday, he

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<v Speaker 1>went to Las Vegas, delivered some remarks, went to l A.

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<v Speaker 1>Probably pulled a slaughter too, Probably you have to if

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<v Speaker 1>you go to Vegas, everybody's like get out of here. Um.

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<v Speaker 1>And then he went to l A, stay in l

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<v Speaker 1>A overnight. Right about now he is doing the tonight

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<v Speaker 1>show with Jay Leno. Should be on tonight, UM. And

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<v Speaker 1>then he goes to San Francisco, Denver, and then he

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<v Speaker 1>heads back to um d C Wednesday so that he

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<v Speaker 1>can meet with the Prime Minister of the Czech Republic

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<v Speaker 1>Petter Neckas. There is a lot of Flyn more Porton

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<v Speaker 1>than Jay Lenno. Yeah, oh yeah, you're a Cocoa fan,

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<v Speaker 1>aren't you? Te Coco? Yeah. I mean even if Conan

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<v Speaker 1>Membrian didn't exist, I would still think JNS bad. Did

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<v Speaker 1>you ever see uh night Shift, I think is what

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<v Speaker 1>it was called about, the late night the first late

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<v Speaker 1>night work between and UM and they've let him. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that was good, It was real good. Okay, Well, aside

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<v Speaker 1>from that part, yes, you're absolutely right. That's a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of flying and every step of the way. Mr President

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<v Speaker 1>Barack Obama is going to be a board a luxury

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<v Speaker 1>decked out seven seven with a tail number of either

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<v Speaker 1>twenty eight thousand or twenty nine thousand. You know how

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<v Speaker 1>I know that because it's written right here in this

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<v Speaker 1>wonderful article. Yes, this article called how air Force one

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<v Speaker 1>Works on how stuff works dot com. Uh, if you're

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<v Speaker 1>not familiar, you know a lot of people think like

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<v Speaker 1>we just this is our job podcasting. They don't, but

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<v Speaker 1>they don't put that together with the site. You should

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<v Speaker 1>visit the site. And we work for a website called

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<v Speaker 1>how stuff works dot com. If you don't, now the

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<v Speaker 1>mystery is solved and air how air Force one works

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<v Speaker 1>is on fad site and we say that three that

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<v Speaker 1>said that three hundred and seventy five times, but people

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<v Speaker 1>still don't get it. It's true, Like what's your email address? So, Chuckers,

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<v Speaker 1>you want to do some history first? Oh? Why not?

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<v Speaker 1>You have you? Before you um read this article? Had

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<v Speaker 1>you heard of Air Force one? I had heard of

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<v Speaker 1>air Force Line. I had not heard of the guests

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<v Speaker 1>where to No, let's let's start it out, because the

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<v Speaker 1>presidential air travel is fairly new, right. Yeah, Up until

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<v Speaker 1>World War Two, it wasn't very practical to fly around

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<v Speaker 1>and one might even say dangerous, and you were cut

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<v Speaker 1>off because mainly because you were cut off from communications

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<v Speaker 1>actually telegraph like, no, I want that bill push through exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>But in n f DR said, you know what, I

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<v Speaker 1>want to take my wheelchair up on this bowing three

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<v Speaker 1>fourteen and uh, I want to take a little trip

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<v Speaker 1>to Casablanca. And that was the first presidential flight. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and he he actually took that flight for practical reasons.

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<v Speaker 1>It was because the Germans. The Germans had the Atlantic

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<v Speaker 1>completely under lockdown base and want to take a boat

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<v Speaker 1>in those days. He was like, no, I'm not going,

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<v Speaker 1>so I'll just fly and it went smashingly and from

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<v Speaker 1>that point on everybody said maybe the president should fly.

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<v Speaker 1>They said, this boating thing snakes, we should fly places.

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<v Speaker 1>It's much more efficient. Even a flying boat wouldn't do.

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<v Speaker 1>We just want to flying planes, right. Um, So coming

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<v Speaker 1>up next, there were I've got six planes before the

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<v Speaker 1>new set. That was number one. Number two was a

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<v Speaker 1>C eight seven, a Liberator Express and it was pretty

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<v Speaker 1>much a BET twenty four bomber that was you know,

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<v Speaker 1>tricked out civilian style. There were there was padding on

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<v Speaker 1>the armrest exactly, and that was called the Guests Where too.

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<v Speaker 1>Just the worst plane name ever. Yeah, Well it's a

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<v Speaker 1>pretty like typical forties, like engineer. It's like a Colonel

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<v Speaker 1>John Paul's staff name the guess where too? It's pretty bad.

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<v Speaker 1>The third plane, well, another C eight seven crashed and

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<v Speaker 1>they said, you know what, this might not be the

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<v Speaker 1>best plane because we don't know exactly why it crashed.

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<v Speaker 1>We don't want to put the president in there. So

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<v Speaker 1>then they configure to see fifty four Skymaster for that

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<v Speaker 1>same president because he was president for like sixty years.

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<v Speaker 1>And Um it had sleeping quarters, a radio, telephone, retractable

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<v Speaker 1>elevator for his wheelchair, and it was named the Sacred Cow.

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<v Speaker 1>Better name, better than the guests where too? It's up there? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean it's okay. It definitely reminds me of our

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<v Speaker 1>grarian past. Yeah, all right, am I covering history here?

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<v Speaker 1>You got the Truman Show. Next, Um took over the

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<v Speaker 1>Sacred Cow, replaced it the d C six called the Independence. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>he was from Missouri, so that makes sense that he

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<v Speaker 1>would call it the Independence Independence Missouri and its United States.

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<v Speaker 1>But I also got the impression that he um basically

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<v Speaker 1>it was a Garish plane. They had like an eagle

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<v Speaker 1>on the front, all sorts of patriotic decorations and nothing

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<v Speaker 1>else that had had been decorated up to that point.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like the statue of Liberty threw up on this plane.

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<v Speaker 1>I haven't seen a picture of it, actually, no, but

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<v Speaker 1>I could see Truman being like real enthusiastically. Yeah, that

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<v Speaker 1>there and that there, you know, go shoot a commy

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<v Speaker 1>over there. How about Betty Boop up front? So our boys, no, no, something.

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<v Speaker 1>Eisenhower introduced to propeller planes, upgraded the equipment, including for

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<v Speaker 1>the first time, air to ground telephone and air to

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<v Speaker 1>ground teletype, which is the first computer. That's not true, No,

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<v Speaker 1>Teletype was like facts. It was like the bouncing ball. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I think so. That was the fourth and fifth sets

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<v Speaker 1>of planes. Right, well, hold on, so so far a

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<v Speaker 1>couple of landmarks have happened, right. Um, they decked it

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<v Speaker 1>out for Roosevelt. It wasn't just a civilian craft any longer.

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<v Speaker 1>There was like some fly stuff going on. Truman added

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<v Speaker 1>a couple of other backup planes that were twin planes. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>which is big. Okay. And then now now we're we

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<v Speaker 1>on too. Now we're undo Kennedy who in nineteen they

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<v Speaker 1>finally got with the plan and they got seven oh

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<v Speaker 1>seven Boeing seven oh seven jumbo jets, and they officially

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<v Speaker 1>called them Air Force one with their radio called designation. Right,

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<v Speaker 1>that was Eisenhower. That was Eisenhower. Yeah. During Eisenhower's administration,

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<v Speaker 1>the Air Force adopted the seven seven and started calling

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<v Speaker 1>him Air Force one. And then when Kennedy took over

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<v Speaker 1>and everybody was crazy for all things presidential, Air Force

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<v Speaker 1>one caught on. It's for the public because he probably

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<v Speaker 1>went on and said air Force one at some point.

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<v Speaker 1>But he also redecorated it tastefully in the same way

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<v Speaker 1>that it's decorated today, which is nice. Yeah, it's I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>it's timeless because you don't look at it and be like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not it's not the vessel sink of airplanes. Home

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<v Speaker 1>wonders know what I'm talking about. Um. So Kennedy uh

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<v Speaker 1>added a more advanced seven oh seven that could fly

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<v Speaker 1>a little longer, but it was still a seven h seven,

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<v Speaker 1>like you said, redesigned it to his probably Jackie's taste.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's get real, and um added a twin plane to

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<v Speaker 1>that fleet in ninety two, and that was a very

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<v Speaker 1>famous plane because that flew him to Dallas and then

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<v Speaker 1>flew his body back from Dallas. I know, the way

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<v Speaker 1>that it's put in this article is so grim but

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<v Speaker 1>just dead on. It says that it on November nine,

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<v Speaker 1>It flew him to Dallas and then brought his body

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<v Speaker 1>back later that day, which is crazy. You know, you

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<v Speaker 1>think about him on that flight on the way out there,

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<v Speaker 1>and then exactly and then on the way back, UM

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<v Speaker 1>John's and was sworn in very famously aboard air air

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<v Speaker 1>Force one. That photos very famous. And then the twin

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<v Speaker 1>seven oh seven flew Nixon to uh, I guess your Belinda,

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<v Speaker 1>California the day he resigned. Well, that's where his library is.

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<v Speaker 1>I believe it's your Belinda. Um, but Chuck, something else

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<v Speaker 1>kind of big happened. That leads us to a very

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<v Speaker 1>important fact about Air Force one. Midflight, the the flight

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<v Speaker 1>crew got word that Ford had been sworn in as president,

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<v Speaker 1>and they changed the call sign for the flight from

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<v Speaker 1>Air Force one to um SMS a Special Air Mission SAM.

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<v Speaker 1>And the reason they did that is because the only

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<v Speaker 1>only the plane that the President of the United States

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<v Speaker 1>is currently aboard can be called air Force one's. Nixon

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<v Speaker 1>was no longer president, so it was no longer air

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<v Speaker 1>Force one. So technically the big plane that we all

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<v Speaker 1>think of as air Force one isn't even air Force

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<v Speaker 1>one unless the president is riding in it. But we're

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<v Speaker 1>going to call an air Force one because that's what

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<v Speaker 1>people do. Yeah, we're not jerks, you know, but it's

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<v Speaker 1>it's the call sign for a plane, not specifically a

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<v Speaker 1>plan that was depressing. I wonder if they announced it

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<v Speaker 1>to Nixon, like and by the way, uh, this is

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<v Speaker 1>no longer air Force one, this is sam and twenty

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<v Speaker 1>seven thousand and Nixon just put his head in his hands. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that was it. I could see that. At least I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't just crash it. They just jump out there like

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<v Speaker 1>a long sucker. Good luck. Um. So those are the

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<v Speaker 1>seven h sevens. They they kept flying all through Reagan, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>first half of the Bush Seniors term, and then they

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<v Speaker 1>were replaced by seven seven that are around today. That's right.

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<v Speaker 1>And the article says that could replace him as earlyist

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<v Speaker 1>two thousand ten, which is the twenty year mark. Not

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<v Speaker 1>so is when they're looking to replace these now, it's

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<v Speaker 1>like a delta flight or something. Yeah, so it's either

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<v Speaker 1>gonna to be another seven four seven eight or a

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<v Speaker 1>seven eight seven Dreamliner. Dude, that is any plane. I

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<v Speaker 1>checked it out. It's pretty amazing. Yeah, those are nice.

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<v Speaker 1>They have a really big bar in it. Yeah. I

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<v Speaker 1>think that's no, it's the air bus that that Emirates fly.

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<v Speaker 1>The airbus. Well, there's different configurations, but if you click

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<v Speaker 1>Dreamliner Bowing seven eight seven Dreamliner interior and look at

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<v Speaker 1>the Google images, it's, uh, it's pretty mixing. And that's

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<v Speaker 1>just the standard one. I mean, planes typically are outfitted

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<v Speaker 1>and appointed very nicely. Well, and let's we're there, so

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<v Speaker 1>let's go. It is appointed nicely well. Yeah. Tom Harris,

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<v Speaker 1>who wrote this article, compares it generally to like a

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<v Speaker 1>really nice hotel, very nice office building. Yeah, but it's

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<v Speaker 1>a plane instead. Yeah. And there's also Marine one. We

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to short change the helicopter cousin of Air

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<v Speaker 1>Force one, which is a Chinook, which is my favorite helicopter,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's pretty sweet too on the inside. I mean

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<v Speaker 1>it's like a a smaller nice apartment pretty much. And

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<v Speaker 1>that is obviously the you know, that's the helicopter that

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<v Speaker 1>it's the same designation when the when the presidents on

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<v Speaker 1>army plane, that's Army one. The Marines fly the helicopter,

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<v Speaker 1>so it's a Marine one. And um, the right now

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<v Speaker 1>we've got those identical bowing seven if you want to

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<v Speaker 1>get specific, Um, they have a lot Like we said,

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<v Speaker 1>they're they're they're decked out differently. We'll get to that

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<v Speaker 1>in a second, but just being seven forty sevens they

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<v Speaker 1>have some specs. They are pretty impressive. Well, they're big.

0:13:37.320 --> 0:13:40.880
<v Speaker 1>They're three stories like all seven forty sevens. Uh. They

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<v Speaker 1>are as tall as a six story building and as

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<v Speaker 1>long as a city block guests. Depends on what city

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<v Speaker 1>you're in, I think it does. You're on, Yeah, exactly

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<v Speaker 1>in the village. Are you uptown? Um? They each have

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<v Speaker 1>four general electric jet engines. Uh. Do you want to

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<v Speaker 1>read the jet engine number? Doesn't even out there? Know this?

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<v Speaker 1>They are ge uh engines CF six DASH eight zero

0:14:07.000 --> 0:14:10.720
<v Speaker 1>C two B one jet engines, which are money engines.

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<v Speaker 1>Each one produces fifty six thousand, seven hundred pounds of thrust, which,

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<v Speaker 1>as we know from the Anti Matter spacecraft episode, produces

0:14:19.840 --> 0:14:24.680
<v Speaker 1>five million gs, which a human can sustain indefinitely. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we should point that out real quick. In in show correction,

0:14:28.560 --> 0:14:33.560
<v Speaker 1>gees measure acceleration, so in theory, you would speed up

0:14:33.680 --> 0:14:35.960
<v Speaker 1>really fast and then level out, so you wouldn't be

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<v Speaker 1>experiencing geese the whole time, like we thought, Yeah, erroneously,

0:14:39.760 --> 0:14:42.800
<v Speaker 1>and thank you physics people for correcting us. UM. The

0:14:43.080 --> 0:14:45.880
<v Speaker 1>seven sevens fly up to seven hundred miles per hour.

0:14:46.000 --> 0:14:49.600
<v Speaker 1>They go as high as forty five FET that's the

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<v Speaker 1>ceiling maximum. What happens after that they just break apart, disintegrate.

0:14:55.160 --> 0:14:58.640
<v Speaker 1>I don't think they disintegrate. I just think that's how

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<v Speaker 1>high they can fly safely. May do something to your body,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. UM. And then they hold fifty three thousand,

0:15:05.720 --> 0:15:10.200
<v Speaker 1>six hundred and eleven gallons of fuel and a fully

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<v Speaker 1>loaded UM, fully fueled seven forty seven at least the

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<v Speaker 1>Air Force one seven forty seven's UM can fly halfway

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<v Speaker 1>around the world before refueling. We should go ahead and

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<v Speaker 1>let the cat out of the bag. Then Air Force one, however,

0:15:25.240 --> 0:15:29.200
<v Speaker 1>can fly forever. Yeah, because you can refuel in flight,

0:15:29.360 --> 0:15:32.000
<v Speaker 1>just like the big bomber planes. And they thought that

0:15:32.000 --> 0:15:35.440
<v Speaker 1>would be a pretty swell idea in case the S

0:15:35.520 --> 0:15:38.360
<v Speaker 1>was hitting the fan on the ground, which it did

0:15:38.400 --> 0:15:41.840
<v Speaker 1>on September eleven two, one just keep them up there. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>there wasn't that one. The one of the planes United

0:15:45.440 --> 0:15:50.000
<v Speaker 1>ninety three that went down in Pennsylvania. Wasn't that destined

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<v Speaker 1>for the White House? I think so? And it was

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<v Speaker 1>pretty hairy even if it wasn't. They had no idea

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<v Speaker 1>who was doing water when it was gonna get hit,

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<v Speaker 1>So they said, just keep bushing the air, and they did,

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<v Speaker 1>and they could have for a very long time, not

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<v Speaker 1>just with fuel but with food as well. Yeah, they

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<v Speaker 1>have the ability to feed one hundred people, and I

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<v Speaker 1>think they have freezers down below that holds as as

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<v Speaker 1>much as two thousand meals, So they could have stayed

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<v Speaker 1>up here for quite a long time two thousand meals,

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<v Speaker 1>especially if they started throwing reporters out the out of

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<v Speaker 1>the you know door first ago. That's that's a bunch

0:16:27.440 --> 0:16:31.360
<v Speaker 1>of meals right there. That's true. Um so, chuck uh.

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<v Speaker 1>The does not have an escape pod though, well, we

0:16:34.800 --> 0:16:37.800
<v Speaker 1>don't know that it does or not. The awesome movie

0:16:37.800 --> 0:16:40.800
<v Speaker 1>Airforce One with Harry Ford, Uh, I have not seen

0:16:40.840 --> 0:16:42.880
<v Speaker 1>it as it good? Yeah? Yeah, I mean, do you

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<v Speaker 1>want to see your president kicking terrorists but with his hands? Yeah,

0:16:46.160 --> 0:16:48.800
<v Speaker 1>like he he fights. Of course, he's like a former

0:16:48.880 --> 0:16:51.280
<v Speaker 1>like Army ranger or something in the movie. We never

0:16:51.320 --> 0:16:55.000
<v Speaker 1>get presents like that anymore. You know. Uh, so, yeah,

0:16:55.080 --> 0:16:58.480
<v Speaker 1>it was. I enjoyed it. Um. So, yeah, apparently an

0:16:58.640 --> 0:17:01.360
<v Speaker 1>escape pod factors in. Yeah, we don't know if there's

0:17:01.400 --> 0:17:03.440
<v Speaker 1>one on Air Force one, but there could be. They're

0:17:03.440 --> 0:17:05.520
<v Speaker 1>supposedly not, but if they're not, gonna tell you that.

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<v Speaker 1>So I heard that Tom Clancy received a visit from

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know who it was, maybe the n s A,

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<v Speaker 1>the c I A, somebody, maybe the FBI came to

0:17:17.160 --> 0:17:21.440
<v Speaker 1>his house and uh interviewed him because he had hit

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<v Speaker 1>the nail on the head so closely when he described

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<v Speaker 1>some classified nuclear sub in the Hunt for Red October.

0:17:29.760 --> 0:17:32.639
<v Speaker 1>They wanted to know how he knew that, what the

0:17:32.720 --> 0:17:36.240
<v Speaker 1>interior was like interesting, So it makes you wonder, you

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<v Speaker 1>know what he came up with for Air Force one. Well,

0:17:38.680 --> 0:17:40.560
<v Speaker 1>and that's one of the points of Air Force one

0:17:40.640 --> 0:17:42.879
<v Speaker 1>is there's a lot of classified stuff. So while we

0:17:42.920 --> 0:17:46.280
<v Speaker 1>know a lot of the parts, um, no one really

0:17:46.320 --> 0:17:49.600
<v Speaker 1>knows the exact layout in configuration and then people know,

0:17:49.640 --> 0:17:52.040
<v Speaker 1>but there's sworn to secrecy or have signed on to

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<v Speaker 1>secrecy exactly. But so let's talk about what we do know.

0:17:55.440 --> 0:17:59.080
<v Speaker 1>There's four thousand square feet of interior space. That's substantial.

0:17:59.200 --> 0:18:02.560
<v Speaker 1>That's twice the side in my house. Um, and uh,

0:18:02.880 --> 0:18:07.440
<v Speaker 1>there's three levels, just like on any but the top

0:18:07.520 --> 0:18:12.000
<v Speaker 1>level is for communications generally, the mid level is like

0:18:12.040 --> 0:18:14.199
<v Speaker 1>the living quarters, and most of the bottom level is

0:18:14.200 --> 0:18:17.600
<v Speaker 1>cargo space and apparently freezers for food. Yeah, although I

0:18:17.640 --> 0:18:21.200
<v Speaker 1>did see that the president's living quarters, bedroom, bathroom, workout

0:18:21.240 --> 0:18:23.640
<v Speaker 1>room in office. I heard they were under the cockpit,

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<v Speaker 1>so maybe the cockpits. I think the cockpits on the

0:18:27.280 --> 0:18:32.960
<v Speaker 1>third that makes sense. Um, and conference room. The conference

0:18:33.040 --> 0:18:36.000
<v Speaker 1>room is I mean, they don't have unlimited space, so

0:18:36.080 --> 0:18:39.359
<v Speaker 1>the conference room is also the president's dining room. And

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<v Speaker 1>depending on the time of day, you know, some people

0:18:43.040 --> 0:18:44.840
<v Speaker 1>may be in there, other people might not be there.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe a meal, there may be some pretzels on the table,

0:18:47.440 --> 0:18:51.000
<v Speaker 1>it depends. That's right, up to seventy passengers and twenty

0:18:51.080 --> 0:18:53.880
<v Speaker 1>six crew in total. Comfortably. I'm sure they could pack

0:18:53.920 --> 0:18:56.480
<v Speaker 1>more people in there, which means they have four leftover

0:18:56.600 --> 0:19:02.720
<v Speaker 1>meals at every meal. Yeah, you're right, Well does that

0:19:02.720 --> 0:19:04.840
<v Speaker 1>add up? Yeah they do. I'm saying you throw a

0:19:04.960 --> 0:19:07.440
<v Speaker 1>porter out bam, that's three meals a day. Well what

0:19:07.480 --> 0:19:10.840
<v Speaker 1>if he's reported that eats heavy, Well, yeah, what if

0:19:10.840 --> 0:19:13.760
<v Speaker 1>he's eating those other four meals. You know, Hunter Thompson

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<v Speaker 1>flew on Air Force one the next seven or seven

0:19:16.760 --> 0:19:20.520
<v Speaker 1>yea for Fear and Loathing on a campaign trails because

0:19:20.560 --> 0:19:22.720
<v Speaker 1>he was a legit journalist, so he was well for

0:19:22.840 --> 0:19:26.200
<v Speaker 1>Rolling Stone. Yeah, but he got to interview Nixon one

0:19:26.240 --> 0:19:28.240
<v Speaker 1>on one, but they told him all he could ask

0:19:28.320 --> 0:19:30.960
<v Speaker 1>him about his football. Did he ask him about football?

0:19:31.000 --> 0:19:35.800
<v Speaker 1>I'm sure he's probably that's fine with me. Rum diaries out. Yeah,

0:19:35.920 --> 0:19:38.960
<v Speaker 1>I'm not sure how I feel about it. I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>go see it. I've heard it's an enjoyable mess, but

0:19:42.320 --> 0:19:46.040
<v Speaker 1>so is Hunter Thompson. Yeah. Um, getting back to Air

0:19:46.080 --> 0:19:49.080
<v Speaker 1>Force one, the decks you can access up and down

0:19:49.080 --> 0:19:52.399
<v Speaker 1>with these retractable stairs, and the impression I got is

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<v Speaker 1>that they're retractable, probably so they can seal off the levels, right.

0:19:57.600 --> 0:19:58.879
<v Speaker 1>I mean they don't say that in the article, but

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't that be the reason out. I don't know why

0:20:00.720 --> 0:20:02.320
<v Speaker 1>he didn't just come out and say it, but it's

0:20:02.400 --> 0:20:06.560
<v Speaker 1>their interior stairs. So yeah, if the president needed to

0:20:06.600 --> 0:20:09.320
<v Speaker 1>just go hang out in the cockpit and get away

0:20:09.320 --> 0:20:13.080
<v Speaker 1>from terrorists, he was losing the fist fight. I'm sure

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<v Speaker 1>he could press a button in the stairs just go

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<v Speaker 1>up and you're stuck on the second level. And there

0:20:17.160 --> 0:20:20.199
<v Speaker 1>are three exterior entrances as well, but the one we

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<v Speaker 1>usually see is the photo op obviously when they wheel

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<v Speaker 1>out the the rolling staircase to the tarmac and uh,

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<v Speaker 1>I think that's the front of the plane, the front,

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<v Speaker 1>middle in the middle, you know. Obama apparently like in

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<v Speaker 1>San Francisco. Uh, there's a child crying on the tarmac

0:20:38.400 --> 0:20:40.320
<v Speaker 1>and he went right over to it and grabbed it

0:20:40.359 --> 0:20:44.120
<v Speaker 1>and like calmed it down. I think that was today,

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<v Speaker 1>and the mother like came up and starts slapping it's

0:20:48.160 --> 0:20:51.639
<v Speaker 1>my child. I'm a tea party here. Uh. There's a

0:20:51.680 --> 0:20:54.879
<v Speaker 1>staff area, Josh. There were two galleys, which in this

0:20:54.920 --> 0:20:58.240
<v Speaker 1>case are like seriously fully functioning kitchens, not the coffee

0:20:58.240 --> 0:21:02.320
<v Speaker 1>pot and the little rolling thing of frozen meals. Uh,

0:21:02.840 --> 0:21:06.399
<v Speaker 1>like we said, conference and dining room. And the crew

0:21:06.600 --> 0:21:09.439
<v Speaker 1>can actually ride and sleep there as well. Yeah, and

0:21:09.480 --> 0:21:12.119
<v Speaker 1>it's you know, most of the general space for like

0:21:12.160 --> 0:21:16.080
<v Speaker 1>the reporters and staff. It's like a really really like

0:21:16.160 --> 0:21:18.679
<v Speaker 1>the nicest first class plane you've ever been on, I know.

0:21:18.800 --> 0:21:21.560
<v Speaker 1>And that's just where they keep the reporters exactly. So

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<v Speaker 1>I mean you imagine that the President's sweet is pretty nice.

0:21:24.800 --> 0:21:29.159
<v Speaker 1>You've been on Elvis's at Graceland, Yeah, that's pretty sweet.

0:21:29.640 --> 0:21:31.399
<v Speaker 1>You may set off the alarm. She sat down on

0:21:31.400 --> 0:21:34.880
<v Speaker 1>the bed. Oh really yeah, interesting, the alarms just went.

0:21:35.320 --> 0:21:37.760
<v Speaker 1>She like rolling around like, oh, this is so lovely.

0:21:38.640 --> 0:21:40.920
<v Speaker 1>You know, she was pretending like she's gonna sit down

0:21:41.000 --> 0:21:44.040
<v Speaker 1>and then past like her her center balance and went

0:21:44.040 --> 0:21:47.000
<v Speaker 1>oh god, and like actually sat down on the bed.

0:21:47.520 --> 0:21:51.399
<v Speaker 1>That puts her in rare company. Yeah, and which she

0:21:51.400 --> 0:21:55.240
<v Speaker 1>got kicked off, and they came and she was already

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<v Speaker 1>standing up by the time they came where like, we

0:21:57.520 --> 0:22:00.560
<v Speaker 1>don't know what happened. They started going off by itself.

0:22:01.119 --> 0:22:05.200
<v Speaker 1>That's pretty funny. What else, Josh Extensive Electronics, Big Time

0:22:05.280 --> 0:22:09.080
<v Speaker 1>eighty five telephones, on board two way radio's facts computer

0:22:09.240 --> 0:22:14.920
<v Speaker 1>WiFi nineteen TVs phone system is just like secure as

0:22:14.920 --> 0:22:17.679
<v Speaker 1>it is in the White House apparently, which you know

0:22:17.720 --> 0:22:21.119
<v Speaker 1>it has to be um I like the medical facility,

0:22:21.480 --> 0:22:24.840
<v Speaker 1>which is scary, creepy, weird, you know, let's hear it.

0:22:25.080 --> 0:22:28.080
<v Speaker 1>So there's an onboard medical facility and has a fold

0:22:28.119 --> 0:22:31.800
<v Speaker 1>down operating table in case of emergency, has um e

0:22:32.080 --> 0:22:36.760
<v Speaker 1>er equipment fully stocked pharmacy for you know long flights

0:22:37.840 --> 0:22:41.959
<v Speaker 1>and Um, there's a staff doctor that travels everywhere logically

0:22:42.480 --> 0:22:44.880
<v Speaker 1>with the president. I imagine he's a surgeon. Like he's

0:22:44.880 --> 0:22:48.320
<v Speaker 1>probably or she is probably well versed in all fields.

0:22:48.320 --> 0:22:50.720
<v Speaker 1>When you think, like I would want a field medic,

0:22:51.160 --> 0:22:54.200
<v Speaker 1>a field surgeon plane, I'm sure it's not just like

0:22:54.440 --> 0:22:57.000
<v Speaker 1>you know, a good time doctor or anything like that.

0:22:57.119 --> 0:22:59.840
<v Speaker 1>I'm sure he's like probably has all sorts of like

0:23:00.040 --> 0:23:02.960
<v Speaker 1>rulish training, like you can pull a bullet out of

0:23:02.960 --> 0:23:05.439
<v Speaker 1>your chest right or do open heart surgery on the

0:23:05.440 --> 0:23:08.399
<v Speaker 1>fly if he needs to. Or if the baby you

0:23:08.440 --> 0:23:10.439
<v Speaker 1>pick up and trying to calm has some sort of

0:23:10.640 --> 0:23:13.720
<v Speaker 1>poison TOCs and on its skin, exactly knows how to

0:23:13.760 --> 0:23:17.800
<v Speaker 1>treat that that was an anthrax baby. Uh. Some pretty

0:23:17.800 --> 0:23:20.320
<v Speaker 1>cool things as far as defense goes, although we don't

0:23:20.359 --> 0:23:23.280
<v Speaker 1>know much about it because it's not you know, it's

0:23:23.280 --> 0:23:26.000
<v Speaker 1>classified stuff. We've reached the point where Tom Harris just

0:23:26.040 --> 0:23:29.240
<v Speaker 1>started making stuff up. He did, Uh it is a

0:23:29.320 --> 0:23:33.000
<v Speaker 1>defense Uh. It is a military aircraft and is capable

0:23:33.119 --> 0:23:36.199
<v Speaker 1>to withstand an attack. That's what they tell you. They

0:23:36.200 --> 0:23:40.119
<v Speaker 1>won't tell you how, No, but it has a thick shielding.

0:23:41.359 --> 0:23:44.120
<v Speaker 1>I wonder if it's lead but they have has shielding

0:23:44.200 --> 0:23:48.120
<v Speaker 1>to protect the wiring inside and the communications equipment from

0:23:48.320 --> 0:23:53.159
<v Speaker 1>an electromagnetic pulse that a nuclear bomb gives off. Alright,

0:23:53.880 --> 0:23:58.840
<v Speaker 1>UM can send out flares which are pretty cool. Well,

0:23:58.880 --> 0:24:01.800
<v Speaker 1>that throws off the heat seeking missile exactly. It sounds

0:24:01.840 --> 0:24:04.160
<v Speaker 1>silly until you start thinking about the heat seeker coming

0:24:04.200 --> 0:24:07.600
<v Speaker 1>at you. Uh. And it has definitely has an electronic

0:24:07.640 --> 0:24:12.560
<v Speaker 1>countermeasure which will jam the radar. My feeling is is

0:24:12.600 --> 0:24:15.159
<v Speaker 1>that this bad boy has a fifty cow and some

0:24:15.280 --> 0:24:18.840
<v Speaker 1>rockets that can pop out of different places. I'm just guessing.

0:24:18.880 --> 0:24:21.960
<v Speaker 1>I have no idea with anyone from Homeland Securities listening.

0:24:22.760 --> 0:24:24.480
<v Speaker 1>If I was a president, I would want some some

0:24:24.640 --> 0:24:27.719
<v Speaker 1>munitions aboard, and I bet there are, but that's just

0:24:27.760 --> 0:24:30.359
<v Speaker 1>a guess. And it can it can squirt like an

0:24:30.359 --> 0:24:32.840
<v Speaker 1>oil slick after it so that any planes on its

0:24:33.520 --> 0:24:37.680
<v Speaker 1>spin out. Uh. It is a military operation. Every time

0:24:37.760 --> 0:24:41.080
<v Speaker 1>this thing goes up in the air, UM by classification,

0:24:41.280 --> 0:24:45.080
<v Speaker 1>they send out a crew at Andrews in Maryland. They

0:24:45.160 --> 0:24:47.280
<v Speaker 1>check out the runway like every inch of that thing.

0:24:47.320 --> 0:24:50.480
<v Speaker 1>Before every flight. They send out a plane ahead of

0:24:50.520 --> 0:24:53.320
<v Speaker 1>time that carries all the cargo, plane that carries all

0:24:53.359 --> 0:24:58.280
<v Speaker 1>the the motorcade cars SUVs. Um, it's pretty cool. And

0:24:58.320 --> 0:25:02.399
<v Speaker 1>if you are a sane junkie, that is a C

0:25:02.640 --> 0:25:06.439
<v Speaker 1>one one Starlifter cargo plane that carries the motorcade. I

0:25:06.480 --> 0:25:08.879
<v Speaker 1>bet it carries a lot of cars. And if you

0:25:09.240 --> 0:25:12.400
<v Speaker 1>are trying to fly into Andrews Air Force Base at

0:25:12.440 --> 0:25:15.560
<v Speaker 1>the time when they're starting to prepare for Air Force

0:25:15.600 --> 0:25:18.160
<v Speaker 1>one to take off or for Marine one to even

0:25:18.200 --> 0:25:21.280
<v Speaker 1>show up, they're gonna shoot you down. They're authorized to

0:25:21.320 --> 0:25:23.200
<v Speaker 1>shoot on site. That's right, and they're not gonna mess

0:25:23.240 --> 0:25:27.200
<v Speaker 1>around with that. Uh what else, josh, Oh, the football

0:25:27.400 --> 0:25:30.800
<v Speaker 1>is always on board. That is the briefcase that famously

0:25:30.800 --> 0:25:36.560
<v Speaker 1>holds the UH nuclear codes and um air an Air

0:25:36.600 --> 0:25:39.520
<v Speaker 1>Force officer guards this football during the flight to the president.

0:25:39.680 --> 0:25:41.600
<v Speaker 1>You know, he can eat without it being handcuffed to

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<v Speaker 1>his to his arm, and then passes it onto an

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<v Speaker 1>army officer once they reach the ground, passes off the football.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right. And then lastly that crew. So first of all,

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<v Speaker 1>the crew on board has two cruis as the flight

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<v Speaker 1>crew and the steward crew. And um, they quite an honor.

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<v Speaker 1>Well yeah, they also um screen these people. It's not

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<v Speaker 1>just like you've been really good. So here's your assignment.

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<v Speaker 1>Like they also have to go through your background and

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<v Speaker 1>your family's background, Like you undergo some pretty serious background

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<v Speaker 1>checks because you're on board this flight with the president

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<v Speaker 1>and he's pretty vulnerable, including by not just antrax baby,

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<v Speaker 1>but poison food attack. And where do they get this food?

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<v Speaker 1>They get it from a local market that's picked at random,

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<v Speaker 1>that has no idea that these people are are coming

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<v Speaker 1>or who they are, because they just wear like dockers

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<v Speaker 1>and maybe like a member's only jacket, right, that's what

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<v Speaker 1>they wear to go shopping for the food. And they

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<v Speaker 1>mix it up, like you said, so they never know

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<v Speaker 1>where the food is coming from. And uh, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>like I said, it's an honor, it's a rare privilege.

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<v Speaker 1>And that I love how it in the article it

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<v Speaker 1>says every president since Truman has formed close relationships and

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<v Speaker 1>connections with the flight crew. I wonder before that where

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<v Speaker 1>they just ignored, Hey, but apparently Harry Truman ushered in

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<v Speaker 1>uh chumming up with these people because because he's from Missoura.

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<v Speaker 1>He's from Missouri. And when you get the president on

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<v Speaker 1>board Air Force one, that is when you're gonna find

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<v Speaker 1>a more relaxed, more human president, especially if you have

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<v Speaker 1>a good flight doctor. That's right, the end, the end,

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<v Speaker 1>you anymore, that's air Force one. Remember we work for

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<v Speaker 1>a website called how stuff Works dot com, and every

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<v Speaker 1>single article, with the exception of what maybe one or two,

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<v Speaker 1>every single episode that we record has been based on

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<v Speaker 1>an article on the site. And if you want to

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<v Speaker 1>read more about air Force one, especially if you like

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<v Speaker 1>your how stuff works articles to be filled with conjecture,

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<v Speaker 1>you're gonna love this one. Just type in air Force

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<v Speaker 1>one in the handy search bar how stuff works dot

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<v Speaker 1>aid handy and search bar, which means it's going to

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<v Speaker 1>be a particularly good listener. Now that's right, Josh, this

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<v Speaker 1>is gonna be I'm gonna call this bear nice follow up.

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<v Speaker 1>We did um are now annual reading. You gotta do

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<v Speaker 1>it twice for it to be annual. Yeah, at first

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<v Speaker 1>it's just an augural. People say first annual though, this kid,

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<v Speaker 1>it's just not right. So are now second annual Halloween

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<v Speaker 1>reading where we read royalty free works of literature that

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<v Speaker 1>are creepy and people like this one. Yeah, I think so,

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<v Speaker 1>I thought weld some like well, I didn't like that one.

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<v Speaker 1>Not one person has said it, not so far at least.

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<v Speaker 1>So this year we read Baronice by Edgar Allan Poe,

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<v Speaker 1>and we had a couple of follow ups. Um, you

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<v Speaker 1>remember at the end we sort of tried to figure

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<v Speaker 1>out what happened. Yeah, Sean writes in I'm sure you've

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<v Speaker 1>gotten a few of these as I read the story.

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<v Speaker 1>Baronice had a kind of epilepsy that left her comatose

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<v Speaker 1>and in a death like state. From this quote, trance

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<v Speaker 1>very nearly resembling positive dissolution makes sense. Of course, when

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<v Speaker 1>you're reading this sometimes it escapes you because you're trying

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<v Speaker 1>to read it well. So everyone did think she was dead,

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<v Speaker 1>and she was buried. He didn't hallucinate anything in his mania.

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<v Speaker 1>He dug her up, ripped out her teeth, and then

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<v Speaker 1>that act woke her from her trance. Hence the screaming

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<v Speaker 1>that wounded but alive Berenice and the blood all over

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<v Speaker 1>our narrator. Pro she didn't wake up buried alive to

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<v Speaker 1>die a slow, suffocating death. Cohn definitely no more Steak

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<v Speaker 1>Dinners in her future. That's from Sean. And then the

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<v Speaker 1>second one, I have to say, the protagonists loved her

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<v Speaker 1>enough as a friend he would have cut her steak

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<v Speaker 1>and or chewed it up and spit it in her mouth.

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<v Speaker 1>This is from Julie and Julie Remember, I didn't have

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<v Speaker 1>the French translation, and we we had quite a few

0:29:37.920 --> 0:29:39.960
<v Speaker 1>people send it in, but hers was the best version

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<v Speaker 1>I thought. Just finished listening to Berenice. Um, thanks for

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<v Speaker 1>keeping up the creepy short story tradition. I have to

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<v Speaker 1>admit I was more than a little excited to hear

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<v Speaker 1>that you didn't know the meaning of the French phrases,

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<v Speaker 1>because I can finally use my random French degree. Ah,

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<v Speaker 1>here's the translation of Mademoiselle Saul. It had been well

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<v Speaker 1>said that all her steps were feelings, and of Berenice,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm more seriously believe that all her teeth were ideas

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<v Speaker 1>the ideas. So here's what Julie thinks it means. Mademoiselle

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<v Speaker 1>Saul was a famous French ballet dancer in the seventeen thirties. Someone,

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<v Speaker 1>perhaps her great admirer Voltaire you've heard him, probably described

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<v Speaker 1>her graceful ballet as creating feelings with every step. Ah.

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<v Speaker 1>I Gaius was so overwhelmed with all the imaginative thoughts,

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<v Speaker 1>that's the protagonist, which were provoked by her teeth, that

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<v Speaker 1>he felt like each tooth was a source of a

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<v Speaker 1>new idea. I think she's right on the money personally.

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<v Speaker 1>I think all Eddie was showing off and probably pretty

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<v Speaker 1>tripped out, but that's part of his charm, and that

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<v Speaker 1>is from Julie. That's nice. Those are too like top

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<v Speaker 1>nozze seller fan mails. They weren't even fan mails. That's

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<v Speaker 1>a listener mails. That's right. Yeah, they're no fans. No,

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<v Speaker 1>they're just smart. Um. If you're a smart person who

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<v Speaker 1>wants to tell us something you think we'd like to know.

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<v Speaker 1>We like to know just about anything, so that's cool.

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<v Speaker 1>can't remember what it was about, but it was a rambling,

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<v Speaker 1>was it? Yeah? I don't remember what it was, but

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