Speaker 1: That was pretty cool. What do you call that? Man?
Speaker 1: WHOA pretty cool? Whoa a little I don't know where
Speaker 1: it came from? Oh yeah, yeah yeah. The little cube,
Speaker 1: little cube. Nice. It's like a little stress toy that
Speaker 1: I got from my kids. Yep, yeah, my nephews and
Speaker 1: nieces have those.
Speaker 2: Then now it's you go, where's Daddy's where's daddy's toy?
Speaker 1: You mean the you got me? Bring daddy's cube?
Speaker 3: Wow, squeeze, leave daddy alone. He's with his cube.
Speaker 1: Leave Daddy to the cube.
Speaker 3: All hail cube.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just become a fucking borg his cube.
Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to Season three, eighty six,
Speaker 1: Eisode five of Dirt Guys. It's a production of iHeart Radio.
Speaker 1: It's a podcast where we take a deep dive into
Speaker 1: America's shared consciousness. And it's Friday, May second, twenty twenty five.
Speaker 1: R May too? Five two two five? Can you say?
Speaker 1: May t May two? Our? Yar may too? No? Maybe
Speaker 1: May three? May three?
Speaker 2: Year?
Speaker 1: May Now that sucks too five two five not gonna
Speaker 1: happen again until for another one hundred and fifty seven years.
Speaker 1: Wow yeah, wait fifty seven? Wait? Why five? So a
Speaker 1: five to two and then a two five. You got
Speaker 1: the numbers reverse. Oh shit, okay, Actually it's just.
Speaker 3: Gonna happen again next year exactly.
Speaker 2: Yeah, ship's and then that's fine, and that's fine, that's fine.
Speaker 1: Look, how do we make it? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Good, exactly happen again next year, could happen very pop
Speaker 2: What is that you say? School lunch hero Day, National
Speaker 2: Space Day, Life Insurance Day, and National Trouble Day. Not
Speaker 2: the thing that the pigs snored up from the ground
Speaker 2: and find to put on fine dining. We're talking about
Speaker 2: the chocolates that got the ship inside.
Speaker 1: That kind of trouble shout out that kind of They
Speaker 1: should have both that and macaroons. Macaroons both baffling naming
Speaker 1: decisions too close to one another, you know for things
Speaker 1: that are very different. Well, like a macaroon, like a
Speaker 1: coconuty one. Yeah, macaroon is coconut, ye I think, and
Speaker 1: macaron is the little jelly French, Yeah, a little fresh
Speaker 1: jelly yeah, yes, yes, yes, Well make up your mind
Speaker 1: France or whatever. My name is Jack O'Brien aka cats
Speaker 1: Drink wand it makes them per please live forever or
Speaker 1: cat string wine that Christy, I'm a Gucci man on
Speaker 1: the discoord. I tried that ship on a call this
Speaker 1: morning where someone's talking about their cat, and I was like,
Speaker 1: you know, I was on a podcast yesterday with Mangesh.
Speaker 1: Everybody trusts Mangesh. He said that if you feed your
Speaker 1: cat wine, the cat's gonna live a long time. And
Speaker 1: they both did not believe me and then fact checked me.
Speaker 1: And we're like, Google says, do not give your cat alcohol.
Speaker 2: And and I don't know how quickly I replied, I said,
Speaker 2: Google also said Guda Cheese plan to get my anti
Speaker 2: science bag. I'm like, wine is good for cats, Okay,
Speaker 2: I need to believe that.
Speaker 1: I need something. I need something to find that research.
Speaker 1: I need to do my own research until that's true.
Speaker 2: I love that it is, like, yeah, I need to
Speaker 2: do my own research on that one, rather.
Speaker 1: Than accepting some stay tuned judging, we're gonna be.
Speaker 3: Doing our own in a bottle of wine.
Speaker 2: Just let me figure this one out there, because I
Speaker 2: see an ig cow where cats are drinking wine every day,
Speaker 2: or at least posing wine, and they.
Speaker 1: Look classy as fun. Got you imagine the red wine
Speaker 1: mustache that's happening with cats so on the phone, so
Speaker 1: fucking adorable so fucking adorable. Hey, speaking of so fucking adorable,
Speaker 1: I'm thrilled to be joined by my co host, mister
Speaker 1: Miles Great.
Speaker 2: Akay, let's sorry, y'all, I'm about to get Christian all
Speaker 2: you on you Trump?
Speaker 1: They lift your name.
Speaker 4: On high, don't they love to sing your pray Jesus
Speaker 4: even though you fucking up our lives and your actions
Speaker 4: always shame. He must Satan sent you to Earth two
Speaker 4: caussu Spain.
Speaker 1: Your name kind of looks like a cross the cool
Speaker 1: to say, okay, that's so man.
Speaker 2: My school uniform was startingly trying to regenerate on my skin.
Speaker 1: Shout out to David Lesser on the discord for that one.
Speaker 1: Look you got, you got me with that.
Speaker 2: My k through twelve Christian education and that song is
Speaker 2: always here.
Speaker 1: Thanks for that one. I don't even know that song, but.
Speaker 2: Lord, I lift your name on the You don't know Lord,
Speaker 2: I lift your name on I I don't know Lord,
Speaker 2: I lift your name next.
Speaker 1: So they say you don't know eagles wings? I do?
Speaker 1: I mean ship, Well, you know eagles wings, but you
Speaker 1: don't know Lord him up, Donald Trump, the King, Thank you.
Speaker 2: Everybody in the chat is like yes, trauma trauma, trauma.
Speaker 2: Please stop, yeah, please stop, please stop, please stop. Please
Speaker 2: don't say.
Speaker 1: Were you there? When they do you know that one? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Were you there? Were you there? Lord? How are you
Speaker 1: missing this from your catalog? I don't have traumatic earworms.
Speaker 1: I guess I blocked it out. Good for you. Maybe
Speaker 1: it's just like not Catholic because I was. I was
Speaker 1: strictly Catholic.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that might be more like, you know, for the
Speaker 2: Protestant Southern Baptist here.
Speaker 1: We also have you heard that one? Ye? Yeah, I
Speaker 1: think it might just be the Catholics. Yeah, on one
Speaker 1: of their papal decrees. We're like, and we shall not
Speaker 1: have this one song because it does not slap. Yeah. Anyways,
Speaker 1: shout out to David Lesser more like David Moore. We're
Speaker 1: thrilled to be joined in our third It was a
Speaker 1: bit of a tongue twister. Thrilled to be joined in
Speaker 1: our third seat by one of our faves, the creator
Speaker 1: of red dot Comics. You can go to the Patreon
Speaker 1: right now to support and gain access to her tastefully
Speaker 1: inappropriate work. Please welcome back to the show. It's Kim Window.
Speaker 3: Traumatized Idaho Edition, Kim Winder Oh Idaho edition.
Speaker 1: Nice. Yes, yes, and all those songs also are seared
Speaker 1: into your brain whether you liked.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we went to church every Wednesday, Friday and Sunday.
Speaker 1: Fall Friday and Sunday. Holy, how how long was there ship? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Two to three hours, God Dad. And then my family
Speaker 3: even volunteered to do like vacation Bible School. The best
Speaker 3: part of that is the fucking snacks. I love snack
Speaker 3: time at vacation Bible School. Everything else was bullshit, but yeah, we.
Speaker 2: Were at vacation Bible School. Like when you're on vacation,
Speaker 2: you're actually yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: When you're not in actual school, you get to go
Speaker 3: to church and learn about God even more.
Speaker 1: And is that where they taught you how to draw
Speaker 1: butt plugs? Yes?
Speaker 3: Actually the pastor took.
Speaker 1: Me in this room, the man. Growing up Catholic, I
Speaker 1: thought Catholic church was as bad as it got. And
Speaker 1: then like going to Protestant church, like the Catholic church
Speaker 1: is over in an hour, like unless it's like a
Speaker 1: real bad one, unless it's like you catch a stray baptism,
Speaker 1: in which case you can like get up to like
Speaker 1: an hour and fifteen minutes. And like those felt like
Speaker 1: a stray Baptist. I mean sometimes they do like a
Speaker 1: baptism and it would be like five adults and I'm
Speaker 1: just like I don't Oh yeah, guys, come do this
Speaker 1: on your own time. This is embarrassing. But like going
Speaker 1: to Protestant churches, like you know, with my wife who
Speaker 1: grew up Protestant, or you know, just other you know
Speaker 1: kids go to an Episcopalian school and like that shit
Speaker 1: is so long, it's crazy, and like sometimes it can
Speaker 1: be like an hour and a half to like two
Speaker 1: and a half. Like it's just open ended, floating, you know.
Speaker 1: Sometimes it just goes and goes, and they wonder why
Speaker 1: people are losing religion. I know, just like going like
Speaker 1: oh my god, I mean fucking twenty years ago. Twenty
Speaker 1: years ago, I was twenty, so I mean thirty years ago.
Speaker 2: I was like my eyes were rolling the back of
Speaker 2: my head constantly after like forty minutes.
Speaker 3: Dude, well it goes on forever. I listened to last
Speaker 3: podcast on the Left. I think either Ed or Henry
Speaker 3: send It said it. But pastors are just failed comedians.
Speaker 3: So if they're on a good one, they just go
Speaker 3: and go and go.
Speaker 1: Yeah, nobody's given them the light you know. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: in the back, somebody will he will light Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: he will, he will one day give us all the
Speaker 1: light of the Lord. Well, Kim, we're thrilled to have
Speaker 1: you back. We are going to get to know you
Speaker 1: a little bit better in a moment. First, we're gonna
Speaker 1: tell the listeners a couple of the things we're talking about.
Speaker 1: We're gonna talk about the Democrats and where they're at.
Speaker 1: Trump is at a all time unpopular for a president
Speaker 1: one hundred days into their administration, and somehow the Democrats
Speaker 1: are less popular, Like you'd think that'd be good news
Speaker 1: for the Democrats, and people are still like, now, we'd
Speaker 1: still take this over. Whatever the fuck you guys have
Speaker 1: still need to do something. Yeah, yeah, that's how bad
Speaker 1: the Biden administration was. So we'll talk about that. We'll
Speaker 1: talk about egg prices, we'll talk about AI, and we'll
Speaker 1: talk about the continuing outward ripples from the one hundred
Speaker 1: men versus one gorilla men. John Wayne on his late
Speaker 1: night show has decided to challenge three children to a fight.
Speaker 3: That sounds like a fair fight, honestly, Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean, but fourteen year olds, which feels like I
Speaker 1: kind of owe money on the fourteen year olds.
Speaker 3: Yeah, if they're fourteen, I was thinking like eight nine.
Speaker 3: I would love to see kindergarteners take.
Speaker 2: Like fourteen year olds from the eighties or these new
Speaker 2: fourteen year olds and new fourteen year old they're eating.
Speaker 1: He put an email at the end was like fourteen
Speaker 1: year old's email me with your parents' consent. But anyway,
Speaker 1: I got a cousin that will fuck him up. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I feel like it could go badly. Anyways. We'll talk
Speaker 1: about all of that plenty more, but first we do
Speaker 1: like task our guest Kim, what is something from your
Speaker 1: search history that's revealing about who you are?
Speaker 3: How to do stand up comedy?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 3: That was my last search.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I did my first open mic on Monday.
Speaker 1: I think did you post a clip from that? I
Speaker 1: think I did.
Speaker 3: I got heckled like two minutes in first time ever,
Speaker 3: and it was the fucking bartender. I'm like, what do
Speaker 3: you have my back or not?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: But it went well, I thought, But a joke writing
Speaker 3: is a lot harder when you when you have to
Speaker 3: do it alone. It's easy to be funny in conversation,
Speaker 3: but standing up there alone, I had no idea. So
Speaker 3: I googled it, So.
Speaker 1: I googled it was that is that how that was
Speaker 1: supposed to go?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, and google a I got you
Speaker 1: some valuable insight.
Speaker 3: No, no at all. It's like think of something relatable.
Speaker 1: Oh god, okay, yeah, that's really good advice.
Speaker 3: Well, jokes on me because it was at a dive
Speaker 3: bar and I was talking about being a Disney adult.
Speaker 3: So I'm telling all of these very ragged old men
Speaker 3: a Disney adult is someone that likes to buy Disney
Speaker 3: a lot and basis their personality. And they're looking at
Speaker 3: me like fucking nuts. And then the bartender chimes in, yeah,
Speaker 3: I chat in Walt Disney's toilet. No you didn't.
Speaker 1: That was a heckle. You got yes toilet. It's just
Speaker 1: like such a thing that's like, I don't know, the
Speaker 1: very like narcissistic would be like all right, and I
Speaker 1: want to say something that not only would shut this
Speaker 1: person down, but then would like turn all the attention
Speaker 1: to me for because it demands like five follow up questions.
Speaker 1: All right, he got my attention? Yeah, okay. Funny story
Speaker 1: actually is essentially what his heckle was, a funny story. Actually,
Speaker 1: I shat in Walt Disney's toilet.
Speaker 3: He went to Club thirty three. He thought he got
Speaker 3: into Walt's prior apartment and like, no, you didn't, like
Speaker 3: you're full, No, no, you didn't. I haven't shat in
Speaker 3: Disney's toilet.
Speaker 1: Like, yeah, please exactly.
Speaker 2: I think they check it's a race based toilet. If
Speaker 2: it's Walt Disney's too, I'm sure sure blooded arians defecate
Speaker 2: upon his golden toilet or whatever.
Speaker 1: The fuck you to con dump it. H. Well, that's good, congratulations,
Speaker 1: I'm glad it went well. So are you gonna be
Speaker 1: back for more?
Speaker 3: I might try it again. I didn't cry, so that
Speaker 3: was a positive. Yeah, So maybe I'm not sure. It's
Speaker 3: more of just being confident in front of a physical audience,
Speaker 3: because you guys know, being online, it's a lot easier
Speaker 3: to brush something off when you're not looking someone in
Speaker 3: the face.
Speaker 2: So, pim, we are constantly terrified even doing this on
Speaker 2: over zoom.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's.
Speaker 3: It's a lot. Yeah, but I can just turn off
Speaker 3: the computer and walk away. I don't have to make
Speaker 3: eye contact with them for the rest of the night.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sure, sure, sure, No, I get that. What is
Speaker 1: something you think is underrated? Mashed potatoes underrated. Okay, that's
Speaker 1: just you think they're more versatile, just more more delicious
Speaker 1: than people give them credit for. Yeah, like.
Speaker 3: I think they're top potato.
Speaker 1: So you're saying underrated because we're emphasizing what the fry
Speaker 1: too much, I think.
Speaker 3: So I think we're going too fancy with potatoes. Being
Speaker 3: in Idaho brought me closer to the potato and you
Speaker 3: can just throw butter and salt and that's good shit.
Speaker 3: It doesn't need anything else. People gussy it up too much.
Speaker 3: So mashed potatoes underrated.
Speaker 2: A lot of butter, you know, if you really want
Speaker 2: to real good, a fucking a lot of butter, like
Speaker 2: enough that their people are like are you are you okay?
Speaker 1: And like, yeah, you okay, because she's delicious when you
Speaker 1: worry about yourself, yeah.
Speaker 3: No, one just makes a bowl of mashed potatoes as
Speaker 3: they should.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, I did the movie three nights ago.
Speaker 2: I had a bag of potatoes that like one started
Speaker 2: to sprout a little, you know, a little eye out
Speaker 2: of it, and I was like, all right, I got
Speaker 2: to cook these straight, yeah, just right away. And I
Speaker 2: was like, maybe I can roast them. I'm like, no, dude,
Speaker 2: I want to eat a big ass bowl of mashed potatoes.
Speaker 2: And I did it, and my life is better exactly.
Speaker 3: You don't even eat gravy. It's just comfort filling, easy. Yeah,
Speaker 3: mashed potatoes are underrated.
Speaker 1: Where are we on the KFC Big Bull? Where like
Speaker 1: mashed potatoes whereas the bass that you're working off of.
Speaker 1: I loved it.
Speaker 3: I've been suicidal at one point in my life, but
Speaker 3: never that sad right on.
Speaker 1: KFC Big Bull. A dark experience that is also like
Speaker 1: kind of worth it.
Speaker 3: That's the thing. I know, it's great. It's just I
Speaker 3: can't look at myself in the.
Speaker 1: Eye, you know, right right.
Speaker 2: It almost feels it's like, yeah, like probably the reason
Speaker 2: I never did Heroin.
Speaker 1: I was like, I've gotten.
Speaker 2: Close, but part of it is just like it ain't.
Speaker 2: It's just ain't calling me like that. And I feel
Speaker 2: like if it did, it would be all bad. It
Speaker 2: would be all bad.
Speaker 1: I did feel like, like William Burrows talking about Heroin,
Speaker 1: I was like, it's dark, it's a dark experience, but
Speaker 1: it's actually worth crying. She just worked down a road
Speaker 1: that like you have to go down at least once
Speaker 1: in your life. Yeah, I get lunch indeed, yeah, I.
Speaker 3: Haven't tried that monstrosity where it's the fried chicken, cheese, bacon,
Speaker 3: fried chicken.
Speaker 1: What was it?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that thing I have you guys tried it.
Speaker 1: That one just seems gimmicky to me. But the mashed
Speaker 1: potato bowl like always made sense to me. I was like, yeah, no,
Speaker 1: this is something I would make at home. You know,
Speaker 1: It's basically what I did with Thanksgiving leftovers for my Yeah,
Speaker 1: so why not?
Speaker 3: It makes total sense? And I think because my family
Speaker 3: Southern KFC is just like an abomination of fried chicken,
Speaker 3: so that I do have a bias, so that probably
Speaker 3: goes into it.
Speaker 1: Yeah's your favorite fried chicken?
Speaker 3: Honestly it is Ralph's. Ralph's grocery store is really good. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: so California grocery chain has probably some of the best
Speaker 3: fried chicken I've had. That's not my memas so yeah,
Speaker 3: bad day fried chicken, mashed potatoes, couch Kroger.
Speaker 1: I'm wondering if Kroger elsewhere has good fried chicken or
Speaker 1: if it's just something about ralph Oh, yeah, how's it
Speaker 1: up by you anywhere else?
Speaker 3: We don't have Ralphs. Like I'm on the border of
Speaker 3: California and Nevada. So I we have a Rayley's and
Speaker 3: it looks just like Ralph's logo, but it's different. I
Speaker 3: think it's private owned.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's not even a name. They just made that
Speaker 1: ship up. Yeah, Rayleas.
Speaker 3: It's just as expensive as Ralph's, but different. They don't
Speaker 3: have Kroger brands. I don't know what their brand name is.
Speaker 3: Their store brand that gang.
Speaker 2: Let us know what is the best grocery store chicken?
Speaker 2: Because I do agree? I mean that and Pavilions.
Speaker 1: Pavilions get a fresh ship, fresh batch of Pavilions fried
Speaker 1: chicken too.
Speaker 3: Yes, that in their donuts. Holy fuck. When I lived
Speaker 3: in Orange County, our Pavilions made donuts every morning. They
Speaker 3: were like still hot in a little greasy from the friar.
Speaker 3: Oh my god. If maybe they fry the chicken in
Speaker 3: the donuts.
Speaker 1: Maybe they fry the donuts in the chicken.
Speaker 3: KFC are you listening.
Speaker 1: KFC Krispy Cream collab.
Speaker 2: It's like, yeah, we brought over the frar oil from
Speaker 2: a CAFC to fuck up these donuts over it.
Speaker 3: Just bring in a weed brand and I never get
Speaker 3: anything done again.
Speaker 1: Wow, what is something that you think is overrated Idaho Idaho.
Speaker 1: I'm going to just be honest here that outside of
Speaker 1: Idaho not super highly rated, but just putting that out there.
Speaker 1: What's overrated about Idaho.
Speaker 3: It's just it's beautiful, but there's nothing here. But I
Speaker 3: keep hearing people, Yeah, I'm moving to Idaho. It's cheaper,
Speaker 3: it's not that cheaper, and you're really isolated. Even Bois
Speaker 3: is really small. I don't think it's as big as
Speaker 3: like or as big as Reno, and Reno is pretty tiny,
Speaker 3: so it's just not it for me personally.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I remember there was like a family on TikTok
Speaker 1: that's like real escaping California to move Yeah, Idaho. And
Speaker 1: then they're like it's been hell for us for us Yeah, Yeah, Reno,
Speaker 1: which is thought of like they made a whole comedy
Speaker 1: series about how like Po Dunk the DS Force would
Speaker 1: be there.
Speaker 3: And they're still mad about yeah.
Speaker 1: Shirt They're like, like that might get you fucked up
Speaker 1: in a bar. Yeah.
Speaker 3: The guy that played a officer Dangle Dongle short short guy.
Speaker 1: Uh, he actually went.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he went to Reno right before the election with
Speaker 3: the Daily Show and it was very interesting because there
Speaker 3: was some side eyes, like, what is that motherfucker doing here?
Speaker 3: Because they didn't film in Reno. They filmed in Colorado,
Speaker 3: but everyone is mad about Reno because it's very accurate.
Speaker 1: Right yeah, all right, So Boise, a glorified pissed up
Speaker 1: on the way to Reno, is what you're saying.
Speaker 3: Not any of the ze game. If you're listening to
Speaker 3: Idaho Boise, I'm not talking about you.
Speaker 1: Everyone else, of course, other people. All right, let's take
Speaker 1: a quick break and when we come back, we'll get
Speaker 1: into some news. We'll be right back, and we're back.
Speaker 1: We're and so Democrats probably watching all the negativity around
Speaker 1: Trump's first hundred days, licking their chaps, you know, you're
Speaker 1: jamis like this is this guy fucking stinks? Yeah? I
Speaker 1: think we think we're probably in a good position here
Speaker 1: for the next uh for the next election, next eight years. Yeah,
Speaker 1: is it whatever, it's going to be. Some some polling
Speaker 1: has come out where they ask people not just like, man,
Speaker 1: how is Trump doing? But also as people. I'm like,
Speaker 1: do you think you would rather have the Democrats in charge?
Speaker 1: And some embracing splash of cold water to the face,
Speaker 1: I would say, yeah, the Democrats.
Speaker 2: I mean more than like, who would you rather? I
Speaker 2: think it's the most damning assessment is sort of these
Speaker 2: a fuck Mary Kill situation. That was how the poll
Speaker 2: was structured, right, but like it was basically saying, like,
Speaker 2: you know, how well do you think they're doing?
Speaker 1: Are they what's their job at resisting?
Speaker 2: So, first off, eighty three percent of Democrats and Democrat
Speaker 2: leaning independence say it is extremely or very important that
Speaker 2: Democratic elected officials push hard against Trump's policies. And then they say, okay,
Speaker 2: how well are they doing? Seventy four percent say they're
Speaker 2: only doing a fair or poor job, mostly poor in
Speaker 2: terms of pushing hard against Trump's policies and agenda, so
Speaker 2: really low marks in terms of being like the one
Speaker 2: thing you know, can you do? Can you be opposition?
Speaker 1: No? Not really.
Speaker 2: I mean now things are starting to happen, and only
Speaker 2: now because there's a little bit more of a formalized
Speaker 2: opposition within the Democratic Party that Trump is finally hitting
Speaker 2: some speed bumps. But the first two months was truly
Speaker 2: like he had carte blanche to just do whatever the
Speaker 2: fuck you wanted.
Speaker 1: Silence, Yeah, And I mean there is so I was
Speaker 1: referring to this other poll that Harry wants him from
Speaker 1: CNN was talking about where they asked people, who do
Speaker 1: you think is doing like if they ran tomorrow, like
Speaker 1: Trump versus generic Democrat or I think they actually did
Speaker 1: it against Harris who would be doing better right now.
Speaker 1: And he's still won like in that even after these
Speaker 1: first one hundred days. And then they asked who do
Speaker 1: you trust more on main us problems to like handle it?
Speaker 1: And Donald Trump got forty percent versus Democrats in Congress
Speaker 1: who got thirty two percent, So still very unpopular. Still
Speaker 1: got a problem there, there's your problem that they look at.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the big thing being chang fucking switch it up,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean, abandon the status quo, like
Speaker 2: actually advocate for shit that people are that can they
Speaker 2: can feel tangibly rather than like the promise of something.
Speaker 3: Yeah, where the fuck are they? I know AOC and
Speaker 3: Bernie have been on tour, but besides that, I haven't
Speaker 3: heard shit from them.
Speaker 5: Like yeah, I mean they did start a chant at
Speaker 5: one point that wins yeah yeah, yeah, and it was
Speaker 5: very vague so as not to offend or you know,
Speaker 5: over promise.
Speaker 1: On yeah, hushed tones. Yeah.
Speaker 2: But again, this is it's interesting because this is all
Speaker 2: happened against the backdrop where we're seeing more and more
Speaker 2: people begin to openly question the leadership of the Democratic
Speaker 2: Party run against incumbents that won't let go of the
Speaker 2: status quo. And David Hogg, who first became sort of
Speaker 2: entered the spotlight when he was a survivor of the
Speaker 2: Marjorie Stoneman Douglas shooting in Parkland, Florida, he is now
Speaker 2: like has a position as one of the vice chairs
Speaker 2: at the DNC. He is actually running a group that
Speaker 2: is starting to go after the fossils in the Democratic Party.
Speaker 2: He said, his organization, leaders We Deserve, will focus on
Speaker 2: challenging more than it does in Democratic incumbents and the
Speaker 2: next election cycle. Currently, he said, quote, we're looking at
Speaker 2: over twelve districts, but there's a lot of nuance that
Speaker 2: comes with that number because there's.
Speaker 1: Going to be a lot of people who retire.
Speaker 2: As we saw with Jan Schakowski recently, was more and
Speaker 2: more people started to enter.
Speaker 1: That race to primary hers. She's like, yeah, you know what,
Speaker 1: I'm probably going to retire.
Speaker 2: As you should because you know, if you spent a
Speaker 2: long time there, just you can rest. Now how far
Speaker 2: to the left David will be pushing is yet to
Speaker 2: be fully understood, but at a minimum, he sees that
Speaker 2: this crop of Democrats have neither the will nor the
Speaker 2: skill to effectively fight back anything Trump does.
Speaker 1: So that's a starting point for sure.
Speaker 3: I feel like they're phoning it in and they're going
Speaker 3: to hold on to their insider trading until they fucking die.
Speaker 3: Like Dianne Feinstein, Yeah she wasn't running the show, but
Speaker 3: she was in her spot until her literal death day.
Speaker 3: I think they all are going to do that unless
Speaker 3: they get pushed out. And good on that fucking kid,
Speaker 3: Like he's just been an active voice since the shooting.
Speaker 2: And yeah, from his perspective, he came on the scene
Speaker 2: and be like a.
Speaker 1: Gun control yeah maybe yeah, and all.
Speaker 2: The time like yeah yeah, yeah, oh yeah, gun control,
Speaker 2: gun control, gun control, and nothing has happened. Yeah, So
Speaker 2: he clearly, I mean his his perspective too. I mean,
Speaker 2: obviously he's concerned about a number of issues. But that's
Speaker 2: a thing that many people who vote for Democrats are, Like,
Speaker 2: you guys have been talking about this ship like you're
Speaker 2: gonna do it for like not doing forty fucking years,
Speaker 2: Like when are you gonna codify row? When are you
Speaker 2: gonna where's the real gun control? Where What are we
Speaker 2: gonna do about DAKA and dreamers? What are we gonna
Speaker 2: do about the minimum wage? You're always like, yeah, we're
Speaker 2: gonna raise the minimum wage when politically, you know, advantageous
Speaker 2: for us, which we just kind of need to raise
Speaker 2: the possibility to keep getting votes. So the mood right
Speaker 2: now on the hill is pretty split. Like the younger,
Speaker 2: more progressive members of the party are seeing their opportunity
Speaker 2: to amount a proper challenge to the mummified remains of
Speaker 2: the party, while the ummies that are still there open
Speaker 2: periodically open their sarcopha guy and mutter little pro mummy
Speaker 2: type opinions like this. One congressman put it this way, quote,
Speaker 2: we have a large number of young people the Democratic Caucus,
Speaker 2: and I would challenge anybody to stand toe to toe
Speaker 2: with Nancy Pelosi, Maxine Waters, Jim Clyburn, Stenny Hoyer, all
Speaker 2: in their mid or.
Speaker 1: Above mid eighties. Uh huh, Yeah, you really right to
Speaker 1: withstand their immense institutional power that they have accumulated to
Speaker 1: remain in power and destroy any incoming challenges. I dare
Speaker 1: you to stand toe to toe with these eighty year
Speaker 1: olds and handle that breath right.
Speaker 3: The thing is, we're not fucking agist, because Bernie is
Speaker 3: still out there more eloquent than Biden and Trump, and
Speaker 3: he's doing the right fucking thing. It's just in some
Speaker 3: cases they're greedy. They're just greedy, and they're hiding behind
Speaker 3: the facade of equality because yeah, I'm all of them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, they're unwilling to relinquish power in service
Speaker 2: of something that is much more beneficial to everybody else
Speaker 2: in the country. And I think again, that's I think
Speaker 2: how most people. I'm glad, you know, like I see
Speaker 2: these I'm hoping that a lot of these polls aren't
Speaker 2: just sort of like I'm fully off politics in general.
Speaker 2: It's like, I'm fully off what these people are offering.
Speaker 2: Offer something different and ask me again, and maybe I
Speaker 2: will say, Okay, I like where they're heading. But I
Speaker 2: think I'm like most polls, this is a reflection of
Speaker 2: what is on offer from the Democratic Party and what
Speaker 2: their base is saying, and I think they have to
Speaker 2: really look at that and stop saying shit like I
Speaker 2: see in so many of these articles about younger people
Speaker 2: trying to challenge. Some of people are like, that's just
Speaker 2: Twitter stuff, and you got to ignore that, and it's like,
Speaker 2: it's not, it's not. You're mischaracterizing what people are saying
Speaker 2: outside of just the actual hallways of the capitol and
Speaker 2: reducing that to being Twitter stuff.
Speaker 1: Quote, you can be dismissive of the actual concerns people have.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's actually heartening now that I moved to Reno,
Speaker 3: a smaller town. It perceived conservative people are fucking in
Speaker 3: the streets in Carson City, Nevada. There's hundreds of people
Speaker 3: protesting and it's every day, So it is. It isn't
Speaker 3: Twitter anymore. It is literally conservative small town people are
Speaker 3: fucking fed up, and they've always been there. It's just
Speaker 3: the louder, powerful, older people brush it off, and it's
Speaker 3: just getting to a point where they can't fucking do
Speaker 3: that anymore.
Speaker 2: And I think they're really going to realize too, the
Speaker 2: problem that they have when when we're like there's all
Speaker 2: these cuts that they're proposing, like Medicaid and snap cuts,
Speaker 2: when that shit comes to pass, the reaction from people
Speaker 2: is going to be unlike anything you've ever seen. And
Speaker 2: I think that's the part too, where people are kind
Speaker 2: of living, or at least politicians are kind of living
Speaker 2: in this abstract thing. It's like they'll figure it out.
Speaker 2: It's like, these are literal lifelines for people, like their
Speaker 2: food and their healthcare, and you think by just like
Speaker 2: snapping that away, they'll just figure it out and be like,
Speaker 2: well it's for America first reasons. No, they're gonna say
Speaker 2: I have no food to put on my table, and
Speaker 2: now you're gonna be dealing with a completely other.
Speaker 1: Set of issues.
Speaker 2: But again, I think that's that's really the next sort
Speaker 2: of event that I think a lot of people are
Speaker 2: waiting to see as it relates to how quickly people
Speaker 2: will turn on Trump, because like the empty shelves thing,
Speaker 2: you're hearing a lot of people talking like there was
Speaker 2: a report today about how like the last ship from
Speaker 2: China with pre tariffed goods has like the last one
Speaker 2: has arrived in the US and now and now we're
Speaker 2: going to see that just empty ships coming through and
Speaker 2: what that means on shelves and whether or not people
Speaker 2: you know, they're.
Speaker 1: Still coming, they're still sending ghost ships.
Speaker 2: Well they have to because well the whole point of
Speaker 2: international trade, right is that it doesn't stop. So it's
Speaker 2: not there like yo, chill the fuck out. It's like well, no,
Speaker 2: I got to go pick some shit up over there.
Speaker 2: I guess I'm just not bringing shit over this time, right,
Speaker 2: But yeah, because there's there's not even enough like for
Speaker 2: all the ships that are out there, there's no way
Speaker 2: to like the there are the ports, all the ports
Speaker 2: in the world couldn't handle all that because the whole
Speaker 2: idea is that it's like, yeah, man, the ship's always
Speaker 2: moving because we're freely trading.
Speaker 3: But yeah, yeah, how many years ago was it when
Speaker 3: the La Port was like backed up really bad. It
Speaker 3: just feels like we're on a pendulum now where it
Speaker 3: was backed up for weeks and now is.
Speaker 1: That during the pandemic? I agree, Yeah that was twenty
Speaker 1: twenty two.
Speaker 3: Okay, Yeah, everything blurs together nowadays it's just hard to.
Speaker 1: Keep up well.
Speaker 2: And I feel like now we're entering the same sort
Speaker 2: of era like the pandemic, where all that like people
Speaker 2: are noticing how prices are going up on shit that
Speaker 2: have nothing to do with goods that come outside of
Speaker 2: the US, and we're going to start hearing the same
Speaker 2: shit of like man, it's inflation, you know, and you
Speaker 2: never know, these tariffs, they're just gonna have to raise
Speaker 2: prices on this American made toothpick.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, it's interesting. My friend that I'm staying with,
Speaker 3: she's actually a farmer here in Idaho, and because of
Speaker 3: the ice raids, a lot of help is disappearing and
Speaker 3: they really need it because this is planting season. Alfalfa
Speaker 3: is coming up for cattle, you know, and it's been
Speaker 3: a warmer winter, so everything is happening right now. Everyone's disappearing,
Speaker 3: So it's really going to get in a full fucking
Speaker 3: swing by this fall when there is no produce.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it's yeah, right, depending on yeah, what the
Speaker 2: pre crop is. I'm reading all kinds of things like
Speaker 2: that about whether or not certain types of farms have
Speaker 2: stocked up on the kinds of fertilizers they need or whatever,
Speaker 2: and some might be good for this season, but it's
Speaker 2: like then the next one. Other people are like, you
Speaker 2: might feel that shit by fucking August. It's all yeah,
Speaker 2: And I think that's every time, Like I'm always talking to.
Speaker 1: People, it's like, you's like, when do you think people
Speaker 1: are gonna like really fucking realize like how fucked up
Speaker 1: it is.
Speaker 2: And I have a feeling, just like when the first
Speaker 2: sort of contractions happened with Trump's Tariff Liberation Day shit,
Speaker 2: and like the stock market took a huge hit and
Speaker 2: continues to.
Speaker 1: The next version. That is going to be like in
Speaker 1: your face undeniable.
Speaker 2: Is when you go to the store, especially if you
Speaker 2: live outside of like a major metropolitan hub, where that's
Speaker 2: going to be the focal point of where most goods
Speaker 2: are going to be distributed everywhere else.
Speaker 1: That is really it's really going to be pronounced. And
Speaker 1: I think, I don't know, maybe that will be another
Speaker 1: moment where people wonder, I guess it. Did Joe Biden
Speaker 1: do this too?
Speaker 3: Yeah, because it's delayed.
Speaker 1: I mean, look at Okay, so one of the big
Speaker 1: things Biden made egg prices so expensive. Trump came in
Speaker 1: promised to fix egg prices, and now one they're I'm sorry, wait,
Speaker 1: they're they're more expensive than they've ever been ever in
Speaker 1: the history of eggs. What eggs are old? Exit Like,
Speaker 1: there's a whole question about whether they came from I
Speaker 1: think usually the answer is the egg came first before
Speaker 1: the chicken, right, it depends chicken. But yeah, okay, so
Speaker 1: egg prices are at an all time high despite government
Speaker 1: bailouts to egg companies. Because am I pronouncing this right,
Speaker 1: price gouging gouging? Is it like van goalk where it's
Speaker 1: like price golfing, price coughing things? Oh yeah, but yeah.
Speaker 1: So this is an update on an ongoing story that's
Speaker 1: not really an update, just a more of a People
Speaker 1: are starting to agree that the crazy idea we've been
Speaker 1: saying it is is not wrong. As a refresher, every
Speaker 1: economist and Wall Street reporter for the past decade, but
Speaker 1: especially like since this last wave of inflation will call
Speaker 1: you a fucking child for suggesting that the reason prices
Speaker 1: are going up is because companies are choosing to charge
Speaker 1: more money and not because of you know, they would
Speaker 1: prefer to believe that it is some complex millunge of
Speaker 1: like economic weather patterns that is causing this, and they're
Speaker 1: the only ones who are smart enough to define it.
Speaker 2: You know what it is like when you say that,
Speaker 2: because I feel like this happens every time, right, It's
Speaker 2: like it's from their perspective, there's no fucking way you
Speaker 2: wouldn't raise prices to keep your profit margins the same,
Speaker 2: if not higher, You.
Speaker 1: Know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Because normally you'd be like, why that sounds like great
Speaker 2: if you're still making money it's like, yeah, at this
Speaker 2: you have to make it at this same margin. We're
Speaker 2: not gonna shrink RM, We're not gonna eat that cost
Speaker 2: to keep the prices stable.
Speaker 1: What are you a child?
Speaker 2: And I think that's like sort of the same thinking,
Speaker 2: like that's the status quo that we have to break from.
Speaker 1: Is everyone just assuming shit like that? It's like, no,
Speaker 1: that's childish.
Speaker 2: It has to be about the profit rather than like
Speaker 2: should an egg be fucking nine bucks a dozen or whatever?
Speaker 1: The fuck? I mean they I guess they're technically doing
Speaker 1: the economically in that they're charging as much as they
Speaker 1: can get away with, and they're succeeding in like their
Speaker 1: profits have gone have tripled in the last year. That
Speaker 1: like at a time when supposedly they're the reason they're
Speaker 1: raising prices because they're under threat from this like avian
Speaker 1: flu outbreak, and it's just that's not why the prices
Speaker 1: are going up. Like people have now like looked and
Speaker 1: been like okay, they so first of all, the government
Speaker 1: bailed them out with like twenty million dollars. This company
Speaker 1: that's the largest egg producing company, and even at like
Speaker 1: they had to kill one hundred and fifteen million egg
Speaker 1: laying chickens in I don't know over the last two years.
Speaker 1: And people say, even after this reduction in the country's
Speaker 1: chickens apply monthly egg production only dipped about four percent.
Speaker 1: Prices have gone up like threefold, fourfold since twenty twenty.
Speaker 1: And yeah, this analysis from this hill opinion, he's the
Speaker 1: relatively modest decrease and egg supply shouldn't have led to
Speaker 1: the exorbitant price prices confronting consumers. And yeah, there, this
Speaker 1: is not idle speculation. That company, Like if it was
Speaker 1: the stuff that economists and Wall Street reporters say it is,
Speaker 1: that company would be maintaining their margin, like you said, Myles,
Speaker 1: Like they would be moving their prices up and down
Speaker 1: to maintain their margin, keep making money. That's how capitalism works. Instead,
Speaker 1: their profits are like three x what they've ever been.
Speaker 1: They're making record breaking profits at a time that their
Speaker 1: prices are raised the highest they've ever been before. So yeah,
Speaker 1: it's that that's what's happening. They're just abusing consumers to
Speaker 1: get more money for their you know, C suite. That's
Speaker 1: all I did.
Speaker 3: It's sinister because everyone will always need eggs, like it's
Speaker 3: just a staple.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you always have. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And I was actually talking to a guy last
Speaker 3: night and he's like, doesn't matter. It matters because I
Speaker 3: am going to pay twelve dollars for eggs because I
Speaker 3: need eggs. I don't even have kids, Like, you're always
Speaker 3: going to have to buy that, So that twelve dollars,
Speaker 3: the six extra dollars I'm spending the eight extra dollars Now,
Speaker 3: that doesn't go towards me buying my new car that
Speaker 3: I need. That's how it fucking affects people, and they're
Speaker 3: just not connecting the dots that way because we'll always
Speaker 3: buy eggs or you know, always buy milk, always by
Speaker 3: flour something like.
Speaker 2: That, right, right, Yeah, No, I mean I love fucking
Speaker 2: eating eggs and always like it. There is it gets
Speaker 2: to a point when you look sometimes you're like what
Speaker 2: the fuck, man, is it really worth a one dollar
Speaker 2: apiece to me?
Speaker 1: Like near that? And then I'm like, I don't fucking know.
Speaker 3: Remember the days where we just threw eggs at houses? Yeah,
Speaker 3: they were so disposable.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a tweet like that about throwing eggs and
Speaker 1: toilet paper, Like five years we used to just throw them.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's how we're getting old, the good old eggs.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Well, I mean at this point, I
Speaker 2: feel like Dasani is gonna be like, yeah, that's it's sixteen.
Speaker 1: Dollars a bottle, now right, it is what it is.
Speaker 1: That's just that's just what it is. Where we're headed. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like under the current, if there's a water shortage, which
Speaker 1: everybody says we're headed towards, we're just gonna all have
Speaker 1: to pay hundreds of dollars per bottle of water eventually,
Speaker 1: and people will be like, that's what you expect them
Speaker 1: not to charge that. That's childish, you're being childish. Yeah,
Speaker 1: people that.
Speaker 2: Get these people who get these people the fuck out.
Speaker 2: And also again like this is the kind of messaging
Speaker 2: that needs to be more like widespread, is to really
Speaker 2: connect people with the thing that like it's it's this
Speaker 2: kind of thinking that comes from leaders that that don't
Speaker 2: hold like egg producers to account that allows for all
Speaker 2: the other rot to occur around you, that makes your
Speaker 2: life more of a living hell and have less capital
Speaker 2: available to you for your own income, for your wages,
Speaker 2: whatever your salaries, all of that. Because I think a
Speaker 2: lot of this stuff gets like a lot of people
Speaker 2: just sort of end like, ah, man, they're just these
Speaker 2: egg producers. It's like no, I'll like, fuck these egg producers,
Speaker 2: and fuck the people that are excusing it or in
Speaker 2: public forums. Don't act like they aren't the actual like
Speaker 2: these the corporate greed isn't the fucking problem. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And we're not telling them don't make money. No
Speaker 3: one has ever said we don't think you should make money.
Speaker 3: It's why the fuck are you buying a private jet now?
Speaker 5: You know?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just doing stock buybacks is like the main thing.
Speaker 1: The way that like the all these like John Deere
Speaker 1: was a good example where they were supposedly facing like
Speaker 1: all these economic headwinds and had to do like a
Speaker 1: bunch of had to do a bunch of union busting
Speaker 1: and fire a bunch of employees, and like that year
Speaker 1: they and also their prices went up, and that year
Speaker 1: they had record breaking profits, and it was just yeah,
Speaker 1: and then what they did with those record breaking profits
Speaker 1: is stock buybacks for the people who you know, who
Speaker 1: are the equity the rich people who own who own
Speaker 1: stock in the company.
Speaker 3: Essentially, wait, Jack, are you saying trickle down economics?
Speaker 1: Yeah. Eventually they spent all that money and gave it
Speaker 1: to you know, working class people.
Speaker 2: Of course it trickles down, but they catch it before.
Speaker 2: Don't trickle down that much. He let me bring this
Speaker 2: up a little bit. They trickled down a little too much.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's pretty sinister, pretty frustrating. It would be as
Speaker 1: we talked, like this came up during the campaign because
Speaker 1: Kamala Harris said this, everybody freaked the fuck out and
Speaker 1: then she stopped saying it. That's that connecting it to
Speaker 1: the first story. That is the true test of the
Speaker 1: Democratic Party is can they withstand a everybody freaks the
Speaker 1: fuck out and still you know, keep saying the thing
Speaker 1: that's right, you know, like yeah, all you know the
Speaker 1: David Hoague David like main issue of like gun control
Speaker 1: is you know, the the current policies in this country
Speaker 1: are wildly out of step with like what people believe.
Speaker 1: Like the vast majority of people are like, we want
Speaker 1: safe gun laws. We don't like the way, we don't
Speaker 1: like the status quo. But you know, after Sandy Hook
Speaker 1: happened and after there was like all this support for
Speaker 1: gun control legislation, it just the Republicans blocked it. And
Speaker 1: then the Democrats were like, well that's a political loser,
Speaker 1: so we're gonna moving off. Yeah. Yeah, And they're like, well,
Speaker 1: we don't want the NRA to start spending in our
Speaker 1: districts against us. Just like, shut the fuck up and
Speaker 1: just shut the fuck up. Do the right Just fucking yes,
Speaker 1: you're just try doing the right thing. This one is
Speaker 1: not working. That whatever the fuck this is doing the
Speaker 1: like thing that your analysts tell you as smart is
Speaker 1: not working. Just try doing the right thing for fucking
Speaker 1: two years in a row and watch how everything starts
Speaker 1: working out.
Speaker 2: It's like, yeah, when I go to therapy and my
Speaker 2: therapist will be like, you know, when you get to
Speaker 2: a moment like that, whatever your instincts are, take a
Speaker 2: second and try and do the opposite of what Yeah, George, Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm like, what.
Speaker 1: Y'all need this suburb stamp In recovery, it's called contrary action,
Speaker 1: where your instincts are so fucked up at first, they're
Speaker 1: just like, what if you did the opposite of what
Speaker 1: your brain is telling you to, George, shit worked way
Speaker 1: too well for me for way too long. Yeah, But
Speaker 1: eventually you start getting new instincts that are like, hey,
Speaker 1: the last five times I did this, it worked out well.
Speaker 2: It's crazy. I stood up for working people. Those are
Speaker 2: the people whose votes I need, and they supported me.
Speaker 1: What the why?
Speaker 2: And I didn't even need all this pack money here like,
Speaker 2: and I didn't have to fear the reaper of outside spending.
Speaker 1: It's just I'll try it, and maybe I'll try it again.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I might have to get pretty fucked
Speaker 1: up to do it.
Speaker 3: But a drunken lower prices guys really nice.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's get fucked up and arrest Jeff Bezos. Huh.
Speaker 3: The guys like girls night.
Speaker 1: All right, let's take a quick break and we'll be
Speaker 1: right back under her back. How's everybody doing. How's everybody
Speaker 1: feeling about the one hundred men versus Gorilla?
Speaker 2: This course, I'm still it's a gorilla.
Speaker 3: This is the men's bear, the women head bear. You
Speaker 3: guys get gorillas alone in the forest. Oh the women
Speaker 3: woman being alone in the forest with a man or
Speaker 3: a bear. I would pick the bear. So this is
Speaker 3: your guys's.
Speaker 1: Bear, any man and any bear. How are we trup
Speaker 1: because this is a key question in the one hundred
Speaker 1: men versus Gorilla? Surely not all men gorilla, I know,
Speaker 1: a randomly if you're randomly selecting the one hundred men.
Speaker 1: It's gorilla for sure. There's no I'm sorry, there's not
Speaker 1: one hundred men. I just don't. I'm just there's not
Speaker 1: a man. You're taking gorilla over any one hundred men.
Speaker 2: Gorilla, Like even if it was like the guy who
Speaker 2: played the fucking Mountain and Game of Thrones, a gorilla
Speaker 2: would punch that guy straight through his throat and he
Speaker 2: would die.
Speaker 1: He would die immediately. Yeah. I mean that simulation that
Speaker 1: that guy ran on YouTube was pretty They were going
Speaker 1: sixty feet in the air jack.
Speaker 2: Pretty open and clothes just said one hundred Mike Tyson's
Speaker 2: versus No, still gorilla, I don't care.
Speaker 1: There's not maybe the hound, maybe the hell. Can we
Speaker 1: can we play Game of Thrones characters? Well? So those
Speaker 1: are six though? Do we get fiction? No, so you
Speaker 1: can't have weapons. My question is though, can you pick
Speaker 1: up stuff around you?
Speaker 3: You know, the limb of a fallen man? Maybe?
Speaker 2: Yes, exactly, Yeah, okay, yeah, you can use scraps. You
Speaker 2: can use scrap limbs.
Speaker 1: Crap limbs. Then I feel like, throw a jaw bone.
Speaker 1: Isn't that a isn't that a biblical weapon? Doesn't somebody
Speaker 1: use a jablone jawbone to smite someone. I think I felt.
Speaker 1: I think I fell asleep in that part job bone
Speaker 1: talking about Catholic Church to keep you you keep your
Speaker 1: standing Philistines with a donkey's jaw bone. Damn damning the
Speaker 1: chat with that.
Speaker 2: Okay, shout out Cathrope for that.
Speaker 1: Still got it was Simpson baby yeah, hell yeah. All right.
Speaker 1: So last week's episode of Everybody's Live, which I haven't
Speaker 1: been I loved everybody Who's in l A. I haven't
Speaker 1: been watching Everybody's Live except for the did you guys
Speaker 1: see the Bubbles interview? No, I haven't seen it yet.
Speaker 1: The Bubbles interview is so fucking funny. But that's just
Speaker 1: a segment that they did on Everybody's Life. But this
Speaker 1: is the John Mulaney Talk Show. Friend of the Showy
Speaker 1: Lambert is a producer on there. Yeah yeah, really fun show, chaotic,
Speaker 1: and so in the most recent episode, John Mulaney teased
Speaker 1: that this episode would end with a special announcement, which
Speaker 1: I think a lot of people assumed would be like
Speaker 1: stand up stage or you know, hey, we're we've been
Speaker 1: renewed for another season, and instead the announcement was that
Speaker 1: the one hundred men versus a gorilla debate had inspired
Speaker 1: a discussion in his writer's room, as it has on
Speaker 1: this podcast, like we haven't yes, we haven't had an
Speaker 1: episode since it came up that we haven't discussed it
Speaker 1: about whether or not he John mulaney could defeat three
Speaker 1: fourteen year old boys in a fight. I mean that
Speaker 1: three is like few, do you think and this is it?
Speaker 1: Do you think this is a bit Mullaney said in
Speaker 1: the writer's room, or a writer said, John, I don't
Speaker 1: even know if you could beat up three fourteen year
Speaker 1: old boys, and he's like fair, fair, fair with that
Speaker 1: like that, I'm sure it took a lot of like
Speaker 1: you know, moving the age up and down and the number,
Speaker 1: you know, because like twelve is going to be like
Speaker 1: I feel like I could take out like ten twelve
Speaker 1: year olds, but like nobody wants to see that, right,
Speaker 1: What do you mean nobody wants to sell?
Speaker 3: I mean, like, am I paying to see it?
Speaker 1: I don't know, like they're still children at that point,
Speaker 1: but I feel like like the eighteen year olds like
Speaker 1: gets to a place where like they're going through that
Speaker 1: awkward stage where you don't mind, you know.
Speaker 2: It's I think It's like sort of like that scene
Speaker 2: from Bad Santa really threaded the needle well when he
Speaker 2: had to beat the shit out of those skater kids
Speaker 2: that were bullying Thurman Merman, right, yeah, you know, and
Speaker 2: that kid was probably I know, the guy back in
Speaker 2: Max who plays that bully, but he, like that was
Speaker 2: supposed to be like.
Speaker 1: A sixteen year old. I think around then you're like, nah,
Speaker 1: maybe sixteen is.
Speaker 3: Like, you know well enough not to fuck around and
Speaker 3: find out. I think twelve is good.
Speaker 1: Twelve is good, right, Like twelve, I feel like there's
Speaker 1: not a twelve year old in the world who could
Speaker 1: beat me up. Maybe I lost my confidence by the
Speaker 1: end of the sentence. He might not in this era
Speaker 1: right now.
Speaker 2: But I mean yeah, I think.
Speaker 1: I mean again, that's the whole thing.
Speaker 2: Then you bring in the debate about man's strength, especially
Speaker 2: as you get middle age and like you realize all
Speaker 2: of your dreams will not be fulfilled that you had
Speaker 2: for yourself, and then that turns into like a frustration strength. Yeah,
Speaker 2: they're like, yeah, that can come out when you're trying
Speaker 2: to like open a CD or you know other.
Speaker 1: Things, just rage quit. I was trying to put a
Speaker 1: swich for like a thing back on the slipper bar.
Speaker 1: And I was pushing so hard that I have a
Speaker 1: permanent black spot on my thumbnail for like the past
Speaker 1: three weeks, like jamming that shit so hard, like just
Speaker 1: pushing it through the little like toothy locked hole. Just no, no, no, no.
Speaker 1: So the thing the head of the swiffer came off
Speaker 1: the neck of the swiffer. Oh, it's actually not swift
Speaker 1: for it's bona.
Speaker 2: Oh honey you bona congratulations, congratulations on that.
Speaker 1: It came up like upward. So I assumed like, oh,
Speaker 1: this is how it comes in the box, and like
Speaker 1: that you just like put it back on and it
Speaker 1: wasn't going back on. And then I like pushed too
Speaker 1: hard and like jammed my thumb in there.
Speaker 6: And yeah, I like the idea that you're putting, just
Speaker 6: like the little pape micro fiber on the pad, really
Speaker 6: getting it in there with my thumbs.
Speaker 1: It was it was man versus nature and nature one. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was like, need to get a new one of these.
Speaker 1: You broke it.
Speaker 3: I think age is important because how old Joe Mulaney
Speaker 3: closer to fifty right?
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, forty, I'd say he's like forty forty.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, I would put my money on the twelve
Speaker 3: year olds if.
Speaker 1: Three these are fourteen year olds, but fourteen year olds, so.
Speaker 3: Even more Yeah, even more money on the kids. Because
Speaker 3: just like you, Jack, I struggled opening hummus today.
Speaker 1: It just the way was hard. I could open that hummus.
Speaker 1: My job was hard that I couldn't do.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I got a jawbone of a donkey over here.
Speaker 1: Opening my um. I really do think that the question
Speaker 1: comes down to could we choose and can you pick
Speaker 1: up a rock off the ground? Those are the two questions,
Speaker 1: because then just get fucking Randy Johnson.
Speaker 2: I think honestly, Jack, at this point, I feel like
Speaker 2: we need to we need to actually find a pavatolto. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we can talk to because it's other things like how
Speaker 2: quickly does a gorilla tire? Yeah, can kill forty dudes.
Speaker 1: Problem wave because they go to war, well, at least
Speaker 1: chimps go to war. So yeah, used to prolonged I
Speaker 1: saw that movie riding horses and ship. They do a
Speaker 1: lot while Yeah, but they're used to prolonged combat. I
Speaker 1: think I don't. I don't think they're I don't think
Speaker 1: they're just going to be like you're going to rope
Speaker 1: a dope the gorilla by any by any stretch of
Speaker 1: the imagination.
Speaker 3: Do the men or the fourteen year olds with John Laney,
Speaker 3: do they get to plan? Because I think that is
Speaker 3: the true advantage over one hundred men and gorilla. If
Speaker 3: the men are allowed to like plan their attack, the
Speaker 3: men are going to win. Like you have a distraction
Speaker 3: or a diversion.
Speaker 1: Saying right, yeah, Like that's why I want to drive
Speaker 1: to primatologists into the group, you know, to know, like
Speaker 1: if because if they just like hate loud sounds and everyone's.
Speaker 2: Like like and the girls like, you know, like, what
Speaker 2: what advantages do we have innately that don't require you
Speaker 2: the use of tools?
Speaker 1: Right, we can use our minds for that's right. And
Speaker 1: you know, even if they don't, like even if it's
Speaker 1: a situation where all one hundred men are transported magically
Speaker 1: into the cage with the gorilla and like they're like,
Speaker 1: oh shit, it's it's game time, guys, it's the one
Speaker 1: hundred men versus shit this this show. Maybe maybe we
Speaker 1: can use our small amount of power on this show
Speaker 1: by interviewing a primatologist to prepare our fellow humans. So yeah,
Speaker 1: like they just like know, they're like, fuck, it's go
Speaker 1: time on the off chance that this ever happens. All right,
Speaker 1: So the Milaney thing, because I do think selection is
Speaker 1: so important in all of these the way he just
Speaker 1: opened it up, he was like, email me at I
Speaker 1: want to fight John Mulaney at gmail dot com. And
Speaker 1: they need to have the approval of their guardians, so
Speaker 1: they need a permission slip from their parents.
Speaker 3: Just like the Disney Channel.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly. And then I don't I don't know what
Speaker 1: how this is gonna. I mean, he uh, he really
Speaker 1: does push the push the edges on the show, so
Speaker 1: I wouldn't be shocked if if he really uh if
Speaker 1: he really made it happen. Yeah, I mean, wait, what
Speaker 1: are there do they say what the rules are? Though?
Speaker 3: The thing is is I think he would just get
Speaker 3: child stars. He would actually get fourteen year olds. They're
Speaker 3: going to be kids that want their fifteen minutes or
Speaker 3: start their career blah blah blah. I want true to
Speaker 3: god fourteen year olds, Like I want someone off the
Speaker 3: streets of Idaho.
Speaker 1: You're talking, Yeah, you're looking at this.
Speaker 2: I guess someone who produces the Bachelor and looks at contests,
Speaker 2: like they're just on here for the fucking the spawn
Speaker 2: con after, They're not here to find fuck love.
Speaker 1: No, No, they're not.
Speaker 3: Gonna hit him in the face. They know that's the money.
Speaker 3: Like I want a kid that will take out John
Speaker 3: Mullaney's teeth.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just don't. I just think it's just I
Speaker 1: feel like it's below John to fight children. Fourteen is
Speaker 1: Like I think that's why, so fourteen is very specific,
Speaker 1: Like I think there is like, Okay, can he beat
Speaker 1: up ten eight year olds? Right, but they've gone fourteen
Speaker 1: year old because I think they recognized, like nobody's gonna
Speaker 1: want to see an adult pushing around eight year old
Speaker 1: fourteen year olds or on the other hands, Jack in
Speaker 1: my mind, motherfuckers are gonna die in this thing.
Speaker 2: That's why for me, I'm like, I don't know if
Speaker 2: I need to see John mulaney kill a fourteen year old,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean? Like, I'm fine with watching
Speaker 2: a gorilla rip a dude in half because they're stupid
Speaker 2: for even step into him. That's where I'm like, the
Speaker 2: children know not what they do, you know, or what
Speaker 2: they are paid to do when they appear on this
Speaker 2: Netflix stock show.
Speaker 1: Next week. But whatever it is, just I'm worried about them.
Speaker 1: I'm worried about them. Yeah, it'll be interesting. I mean
Speaker 1: that's live TV. Lady Victory.
Speaker 2: Like I said, please try and book Dame Jane Goodall
Speaker 2: for the show next week.
Speaker 1: Would love to love to get her take on can
Speaker 1: you imagine asking a ninety year old Jane Goodall?
Speaker 2: I mean, Jane, you've you've been in the trenches with
Speaker 2: these motherfuckers. What do you think like assuming that she's
Speaker 2: adversarial against just devoted her life. So you've been in
Speaker 2: the fucking trenches with these monsters.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you've seen everything. But god, Jane, now what do
Speaker 1: we do? What's the secret? Yeah? She studies them to
Speaker 1: learn how to defeat them. That's just my assumption from
Speaker 1: from the start. You know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, She's like, I mean the work you did with
Speaker 2: the gombe Stream National Park and learned how they communicate.
Speaker 2: She's like, yeah, And that was a l.
Speaker 1: I was hoping they would be dumb as fuck. I
Speaker 1: could get the shit out them, but they communicate No,
Speaker 1: and then Superduercer Vector also, please try and book a
Speaker 1: fourteen year old bully for next week. Fourteen year old
Speaker 1: body and Dame just how much, how quickly my confidence
Speaker 1: wilt under the Uh.
Speaker 2: Dude was like, he's liked what even is this? What
Speaker 2: are you guys working? Just a work calls? Our podcast? Sorry,
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, dude. I apologize to him twenty times in
Speaker 2: the first five minutes of the show.
Speaker 1: Is Ice Spice going to be on Jimmy toilet? Are rizzless? Bro? Dude?
Speaker 1: Fuck you for real? I'm out of here. Kim Winder,
Speaker 1: what a pleasure having you on the daily geist has
Speaker 1: always Where can people find you? Follow you, hear you
Speaker 1: all that good stuff?
Speaker 3: Uh? Instagram, Blue Sky, Reddit, I'm their Patreon. If you
Speaker 3: like really spicy stuff, go ahead and join that. And
Speaker 3: I make Yeah, I make comics daily, so I'm around there.
Speaker 1: Yeah. And is there a work of media that you've
Speaker 1: been enjoying? Uh?
Speaker 3: You know what? I watched that documentary about the treasure hunt,
Speaker 3: the guy that buried five million dollars worth of like
Speaker 3: trinkets in the wilderness, and they're redoing it. It's on Netflix.
Speaker 3: It's good sounds Vegas. Hell, you'll find it.
Speaker 1: Wait there, it's a documentary about a guy who just
Speaker 1: randomly buried legit treasures around Yes, yeah.
Speaker 3: And there was people incredibly dedicated to it. They spent
Speaker 3: years finding it. Someone actually did. I think it's like
Speaker 3: valued at five million. But one of the guys that
Speaker 3: spent a few years doing it got some more money
Speaker 3: and it's out there right now again, so they're keeping
Speaker 3: it going very entertaining.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, awesome, Miles, Where can people Find You? Is
Speaker 1: their work of media? You've been enjoyed.
Speaker 2: Find me on Everywhere with the AT symbols at Miles
Speaker 2: of Gray, uh, find Jacket on the Basketball podcast Miles
Speaker 2: and Jack Moosti's or yes, I will be just whatever
Speaker 2: I go. I guess the post seasons, fine, whatever, good.
Speaker 3: Catherine just said it is Golden Green, the Hunt for
Speaker 3: French Treasure. That's it on Netflix.
Speaker 1: Okay, there we go, flicks getting a lot to burn.
Speaker 1: This episode starts sponsoring us. Yeah, or let me fight
Speaker 1: John Mulaney.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I watch that and I get to do cocaine anymore?
Speaker 1: Doesn't or you can. I'll be like this, hey, bro,
Speaker 1: it's there.
Speaker 3: I mean that's how you beat him.
Speaker 1: Two of them, like the other ones in the back
Speaker 1: doing cocaine being like, I don't know, it's pretty good.
Speaker 3: I'm having fun and dick on him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, right, yes, or Andy Dick on what's his face?
Speaker 2: Phil Hartman's wife Christ Sorry, I brought it, love it.
Speaker 1: That's it.
Speaker 2: That's it, y'all. If you if you want to know more,
Speaker 2: Indie Dick is a lot of people consider him the
Speaker 2: reason why Phil Hartmon is the longer with us anyway,
Speaker 2: So allegedly I'm also find me talking niney dance on
Speaker 2: four to twenty Day Fiance a work of social media.
Speaker 1: Dude, I saw.
Speaker 2: I finally saw that second episode of the fucking rehearsal
Speaker 2: my ship. That was unbelievable, spectacular. But another one I
Speaker 2: like is the fucking onion man again. Fucking flawless all
Speaker 2: the time. Uh they're showing. Governor k Ivy says the onion.
Speaker 2: New Alabama law requires women to leave semen on lower
Speaker 2: back for nine months.
Speaker 3: Beautiful.
Speaker 1: How may I count the ways? Oh my gosh, all right, fuck,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do another Netflix thing here. Ship. You can
Speaker 1: find me on Twitter at jack underscorel Brian on Blue
Speaker 1: Sky at Jack o b. The number one the working
Speaker 1: media I've been enjoying is just the John mulaney bombshell
Speaker 1: interview with Bubbles Jackson that I will put in the footnotes. Oh,
Speaker 1: when you said.
Speaker 2: Bubbles, you actually met Michael Jackson's Bubbles the Monkey.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Wow, oh okay, I thought maybe it was an influencer
Speaker 3: or something, luc.
Speaker 1: I thought we're talking about the wire or some shit. No, no, no, bubbles,
Speaker 1: Bubble Jackson. You can find us on Twitter and Blue
Speaker 1: Sky at Daily Zeikeeist. We're at v Daily Zeikeeist. On Instagram,
Speaker 1: you can go to the description of the episode wherever
Speaker 1: you're listening to it, and you can find the footnotes,
Speaker 1: which is where we link off to the information that
Speaker 1: we talked about in today's episode. We also link off
Speaker 1: to a song that we think you might enjoy. Miles,
Speaker 1: is there a song that you think people might enjoy?
Speaker 2: Yes, I think you'll enjoy this one for your weekend,
Speaker 2: you know, if you're inside, cooking, cleaning, chilling, whatever, just
Speaker 2: some night instrumental music from this Melbourne based instrumental soul
Speaker 2: group called Karate Boogaloo. This track is called the Early
Speaker 2: Bird Catches and it's just super fuck it. It's just
Speaker 2: like it's it feels good like when you put it on.
Speaker 2: I don't know, even like this tiny closet that I
Speaker 2: record in instantly, I'm like.
Speaker 1: Ooh, this place feels luxurious when I listen to this song.
Speaker 2: That's the vibe this track give so again the Early
Speaker 2: Bird catches by Karate Boogaloo.
Speaker 1: Great name. All right, we will link off to that
Speaker 1: in the foot note. The Daily Zeige said production of
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Speaker 1: This week we are back. We have the Weekly zechgeised
Speaker 1: over on Saturday where it's the highlights from this week's episode,
Speaker 1: and then on Monday, Miles and I will be back
Speaker 1: to tell you what it was trending over the weekend
Speaker 1: and some things we think are overrated underrated, and we
Speaker 1: will talk to you all then Bye bye. The Daily
Speaker 1: Zeitgeist is executive produced by Catherine Law.
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