Speaker 1: I just think wings take taste better with pussy and
Speaker 1: and that's in the air. It's just the aesthetic will
Speaker 1: why crazy, Yeah, I just think at the end of
Speaker 1: the day, that's the You gotta.
Speaker 2: Like a wine pairing, you know, it's like a wine
Speaker 2: and cheese pairing where you're like, oh, yes, the notes
Speaker 2: of the subtle buffalo flavor bring out.
Speaker 1: It brings out the tannins in the one hundred Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think that's one hundred percent what it is.
Speaker 3: I didn't have the words for it.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, It's like I also think there's like
Speaker 2: an element of the sweat in the air and then
Speaker 2: a little just a dash of desperation.
Speaker 1: And I would say the darkness that that nice darkness
Speaker 1: it puts on the wings where you you see some
Speaker 1: titties and then you gotta search a little for the wing.
Speaker 1: It just makes it this romantic sort of experience.
Speaker 4: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: I mean, man, I remember in San Francisco they had
Speaker 2: this place and that the Gold Club.
Speaker 3: Good lunch is at the Gold Club. I have not been,
Speaker 3: but they've told me good things about it.
Speaker 2: Oh man, shout out to got me through some tough times.
Speaker 5: Are racist stuff I can't tell me.
Speaker 2: Basketball is my favorite sport.
Speaker 4: I like the way they dribble up and down the court.
Speaker 2: Welcome O Mama's and gentiles alike to another phenomenal episode
Speaker 2: of My Mama.
Speaker 1: Told Me, the podcast where we dive deep deep into
Speaker 1: the pockets of black conspiracy theories and.
Speaker 2: We finally worked to prove whatever bullshit we feel about
Speaker 2: talking Today, I said about talking, and it doesn't matter.
Speaker 4: I listen anyways.
Speaker 3: You know, Pig, I wasn't gonna correct his sentence at all.
Speaker 4: I know it. It was just telling me I felt bad.
Speaker 1: You you could feel that that's not the way you
Speaker 1: wanted to say it immediately.
Speaker 2: Uh, you know what I've been thinking about though, This
Speaker 2: is what I came and I wanted to talk about
Speaker 2: those little robots that they have all over LA. I
Speaker 2: took a walk this morning. I realized, I think they
Speaker 2: make them look so cute and dispatch them in the
Speaker 2: morning because they want you to think about little kids
Speaker 2: on their way to school and feel like they're innocuous.
Speaker 2: Like because I was looking at it and it's just
Speaker 2: so cute and it's like it's stopped. It looks like
Speaker 2: a kid with a big ass backpack and big ass
Speaker 2: glasses walking school, and they want you to think that
Speaker 2: so that you don't understand that that's the enemy, so
Speaker 2: so that you.
Speaker 3: You want to protect them.
Speaker 2: That's it was so cute when I was walking, That's
Speaker 2: all I kept thinking. I was like, it was a
Speaker 2: cute little robot.
Speaker 3: I want to keep him safe. Yeah, look, big robot
Speaker 3: eyes he got stop if you can't walk wabbling And
Speaker 3: that's not we need ugly robots, bro.
Speaker 4: I like that.
Speaker 2: I think that is like that's the future, is like
Speaker 2: we need laws that robots have to be.
Speaker 1: That is crazy that when they start building sort of
Speaker 1: these humanoid robots and they've already, you know, had versions
Speaker 1: of these things happened, they always make them baddies. They
Speaker 1: don't never make them a little ugly ghoul. That is
Speaker 1: probably frankly more common in the human experience than the
Speaker 1: batties are.
Speaker 4: I'm telling you, they want you to fuck them. They
Speaker 4: want you to think they're c you.
Speaker 2: They want you to want to protect like they don't
Speaker 2: want Like, Bro, if you you get a robot that
Speaker 2: just looks like a manager at Sally's Beauty Supply, you're
Speaker 2: not gonna You're not gonna feel any way towards it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, give me that, Sam, Sam Cassell, Robot.
Speaker 6: Bro already mind this business, no episode. I'm not saying anything.
Speaker 3: You don't know.
Speaker 4: I'm sure you know. But he doesn't care.
Speaker 1: He's all right, he's he ain't worried about what I'm
Speaker 1: talking about. I'm just saying that's what we should be
Speaker 1: looking at.
Speaker 2: We should be looking at. And I do want to known,
Speaker 2: just for the listenership. I like ugly people better. I
Speaker 2: do think that's cooler. I think it's like a greater
Speaker 2: distance to travel to be successful, especially in media and entertainment, if.
Speaker 4: You are ugly.
Speaker 1: I really don't respect really beautiful people that. Okay, Yeah
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't fully disagree with that. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: I don't. I don't.
Speaker 1: There's no part of me that pushes back on that.
Speaker 4: Ugly people don't get privileged.
Speaker 2: Ugly people they get it out of her. Every ugly person. Bro,
Speaker 2: you don't really see ugly people in positions of power
Speaker 2: who were bad at.
Speaker 3: Ship, you know what I'm saying. You don't see a lot.
Speaker 2: Of ugly ass bosses who don't run the ship out
Speaker 2: of that start. Yeah, And that's like I think that's
Speaker 2: like admirable, you know what I mean, Wow damn oh yeah,
Speaker 2: very effective, very effective.
Speaker 1: He arguably the most ever effective person.
Speaker 4: I don't think he's but ugly though.
Speaker 2: I think he's quirky looking but ugly, but he's.
Speaker 1: He's like works really hard to get to this.
Speaker 2: That's true. PayPal Elon is bad looking. I think bad hair.
Speaker 1: I think you're really underestimating how much we we know
Speaker 1: for a fact, this motherfucker went and like tried to
Speaker 1: fix it.
Speaker 4: I mean, listen, there's short guys in the NBA.
Speaker 3: Bro.
Speaker 4: I'm not saying this is like.
Speaker 3: It's not a perfect here.
Speaker 4: It's just like I find the odds every day.
Speaker 2: I'm just saying in general, man, I I man, we
Speaker 2: need to go back. We need to have like ugly presidents.
Speaker 2: I think we need like, we need more ugly people.
Speaker 2: I don't I don't disagree with you. I our guest today.
Speaker 2: You've already heard his boy. He's already been participating.
Speaker 4: In the I'm enjoying the show. We're not gonna.
Speaker 1: That's what we don't want it to be. We came here,
Speaker 1: we came here to have very important conversations. All this
Speaker 1: conspiracy you brought to us, and so we're very excited
Speaker 1: you're here. He's he's a goddamn king of what was
Speaker 1: formerly known as Twitter. You know him from from his
Speaker 1: new film Memes and Nightmares. You know him from the
Speaker 1: most importantly, No Chill with Gilbert Arenas. He's hilarious, he's
Speaker 1: so talented. To give it up for Josiah Johnson.
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Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, that's because.
Speaker 4: You're on the call side with you already. Know.
Speaker 2: We never think about that, to be honest, I'm.
Speaker 3: D XL cols, Like I only got like three or
Speaker 3: four places.
Speaker 4: Stop.
Speaker 2: It's like, I think, being a fat guy in those stories,
Speaker 2: you start to think the tall guys are a myth.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you got the big section and the tall section together. Okay,
Speaker 4: so you got the T on the end of your
Speaker 4: shold for sure. Wow, I thought that I didn't even
Speaker 4: know what that was for.
Speaker 1: You thought they were just doing that to keep y'
Speaker 1: all comfortable.
Speaker 4: I thought it was to make you feel better.
Speaker 3: When somebody call you big man.
Speaker 7: Yeah, like, come on, there's only one reason you're saying that.
Speaker 1: It's not tall, it's not cool because you're just yeah,
Speaker 1: all right.
Speaker 2: Anyways, you gotta plug. You want to do it like
Speaker 2: you should. We should manifest plugs.
Speaker 1: Do I have a plug?
Speaker 4: He's got it. You gotta have a thing that you want.
Speaker 1: I feel like, yeah, probably, but then it feels like
Speaker 1: it gets embarrassing very quickly. Oh really, just be open, okay,
Speaker 1: crunchy roll, I really want you to give us free
Speaker 1: past paths words, this to the country roles so I
Speaker 1: could watch anime all day.
Speaker 4: Ain't wrong with that.
Speaker 3: You're gonna be mad at me.
Speaker 1: That's why I didn't want to do it.
Speaker 3: I knew.
Speaker 1: The only answer I had was honest. It wasn't like
Speaker 1: a good joke, No, that was good man. I just
Speaker 1: want to be able to watch anime and and fucking
Speaker 1: nerd out all day.
Speaker 4: That's good man.
Speaker 1: No, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you have you have an aspirational plug. You already
Speaker 2: got your real.
Speaker 3: I like basic ship Snapple like, these are the functional
Speaker 3: things that I like to use and drink around the house.
Speaker 3: So I snap, I'm a big Sousius fan. So I
Speaker 3: shot out Celsius every day before the show in the water. Okay,
Speaker 3: some of my castmates get mad at me, say it's
Speaker 3: bad for you. I say, look, I ain't gonna live forever.
Speaker 3: Let me enjoy, Let me enjoy my day. This heart's
Speaker 3: gonna explode at some point.
Speaker 4: Take calories, energy, shout out Selsa.
Speaker 1: Shout out Selsea and cuny room.
Speaker 3: Don't you be mad at me.
Speaker 4: I'm having a good time.
Speaker 1: Jasiah, you came to us today with the conspiracy that
Speaker 1: I frankly knew about but had never put a lot
Speaker 1: of thought into. You know, it's one of those that
Speaker 1: I think is rumored in such a way as like, oh,
Speaker 1: I don't know how to unpack the truth and not
Speaker 1: truth from this. But you said that my mama told me.
Speaker 1: In nineteen eighty five NBA draft was read.
Speaker 3: Uh, let me use the words wisely, because I'm hoping
Speaker 3: to get credential by the NBA some day.
Speaker 4: I used to the King NBA.
Speaker 3: Quitter that wasn't very fruitful and actually getting any love
Speaker 3: from the league so long tickets, Yeah.
Speaker 4: Every every time.
Speaker 3: So we put credential requests out and I'm literally at
Speaker 3: this points, like two or three days a week before
Speaker 3: the event. So let's says our weekend summerly, whatever it is,
Speaker 3: your credential has been denied.
Speaker 4: I'm like, damn.
Speaker 3: But I see all the people that are there, and
Speaker 3: I know I'm working hard for the league. But I'm
Speaker 3: a big NBA fan. I love the leave. My dad
Speaker 3: played in the NBA back in the day, and for me,
Speaker 3: it's like you look at leagues like the NFL. Right,
Speaker 3: you're the worst team in the NFL, you get the
Speaker 3: number one pick, as it should be. You have the
Speaker 3: worst record you deserve to have. So the NBA has
Speaker 3: always had this like ping pong lottery, like as you know,
Speaker 3: I think eighties was when it first started. But they
Speaker 3: tell this story back in the day, David Stern obviously,
Speaker 3: Nick's you know, Patrick Ewing coming out of Georgetown.
Speaker 4: And in New Yorker David Stern, which is important and
Speaker 4: New York or Patrick Ewing if I'm not mistaken.
Speaker 1: From Boston, but then then went to New York by
Speaker 1: way of Jamaica. Yeah, he's Jamaica.
Speaker 3: And Jamaica queens confused but shout out, shout out to
Speaker 3: Patrick Ewing. But number one player in college at that point.
Speaker 3: So they show the video and if you go through
Speaker 3: and watch it, they basically like have this big like
Speaker 3: tumble thing with all the different envelopes in it.
Speaker 4: So they spend it a couple of times.
Speaker 3: But you see him kind of reaching there, feel around,
Speaker 3: and there was always saying the envelope was frozen or
Speaker 3: it was a little bit lighter, and there.
Speaker 4: Was something going on.
Speaker 3: He just happens to to yank get out. Hey I'm
Speaker 3: not looking, but hey, Yank, get out of here. The
Speaker 3: New York Knicks get the number one pick and they
Speaker 3: end up getting Patrick Ewing obviously, and you talk about
Speaker 3: the league that even nowadays with viewership issues and even
Speaker 3: stuff we saw in contemporary draft lottery time like the
Speaker 3: one that was recent, it always seems to work out
Speaker 3: that way. You got Lebron James coming out of high
Speaker 3: school after in Ohio. What do you know, Cleveland Cavs
Speaker 3: get the number one pick.
Speaker 2: Derrick Grosse has a Denver pers native. Not a great
Speaker 2: time for me. Oh you you thought you had a shot.
Speaker 2: I thought I was like, man.
Speaker 4: I ain't good mellow, so shit.
Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, it was cool, but I was like,
Speaker 2: we're getting new jerseys, We're getting.
Speaker 1: Lebron You know what's crazy. I never thought anyone else
Speaker 1: had a shot. I mean because you weren't number two though,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. It was I feel like
Speaker 1: it was like we were close enough that it was like, no,
Speaker 1: this could really really you really believed in the possibility
Speaker 1: of what this could be.
Speaker 2: And then I was like, it's going to be that
Speaker 2: we're gonna have some great colorway that's coming out to
Speaker 2: I was like, the city is gonna change.
Speaker 4: And then they hit us with sky blue.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was a bad run.
Speaker 2: Brother, it was you know, it's like it's like the
Speaker 2: way my heart sank when I saw it, and I'm
Speaker 2: just like, oh man.
Speaker 4: That ship was really upsetting his baby.
Speaker 2: Blue is a terrible color, especially for fat guys.
Speaker 4: It's not it's not good. It's not flattering. It's not
Speaker 4: flattering at all. It's like black, come on.
Speaker 2: And then it's like, you had a jersey that can
Speaker 2: make a guy like Kenyon Martin not look cool that
Speaker 2: it was impressive. That's work, that's work. Yeah, gonna watch
Speaker 2: this oh man man.
Speaker 4: Look cool and everything. Yeah, dug night.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So so you obviously that you're a kid at
Speaker 1: this point, I'm three years old.
Speaker 3: With three years old, it's happening.
Speaker 4: So you're more than eighty two obviously, Draft eighty five.
Speaker 1: You're you're you're not aware that this is happening. At
Speaker 1: what point does this get on your radar?
Speaker 3: Well, when you just see over the years how convenient
Speaker 3: it is even now twenty twenty five, MAVs trade Luca
Speaker 3: to kick off Black History Month, bring him to the Lakers.
Speaker 3: God bless Nico Harrison. Nico gets a lot of heat.
Speaker 3: Hated person in the league. They booing him at medieval times.
Speaker 1: More here you mean just eating him alive?
Speaker 4: He looked like Jafar from Aladdin. What the grill grill look?
Speaker 3: But so Trey Luco away for seemingly not a ton
Speaker 3: of return, right, no disrespect to to Anthony Davis or
Speaker 3: Max Christie or one first round draft pick. But we've
Speaker 3: seen Rudy Gobert go for five six first round Andrew
Speaker 3: saw mchal Bridge is going to the Knicks for five
Speaker 3: first rounders, Like, yeah, good generational talent, you know what
Speaker 3: I mean? All NBA perennial First Team All NBA. Yeah,
Speaker 3: we didn't we getting Max Christy in the first round pick.
Speaker 4: We thought it was highway Robberts.
Speaker 1: And Anthony Davis. That don't look even close to the
Speaker 1: Anthony Davis hes.
Speaker 3: It gets hurt, I think before that came back, got hurt.
Speaker 3: But then they end up going they make the playing
Speaker 3: win their first game, and it's like and then I
Speaker 3: do a show with Gill and Gil the whole time,
Speaker 3: like what the fuck y'all doing? Man, Like, like you
Speaker 3: have a chance to now build through the draft, Like
Speaker 3: why would you ever want to go to the playoffs?
Speaker 3: End up, I think they would have got the AC
Speaker 3: end up getting swept by the thunder. You're not gonna
Speaker 3: You're not gonna do anything. So his whole thing, and
Speaker 3: I agree, is like you're not gonna win the championship.
Speaker 3: There's like four or five teams every year that are
Speaker 3: trying to win a championship. If you're not trying to
Speaker 3: win a championship, you might as well not tank it,
Speaker 3: but not just give your best effort whatever whatever's in
Speaker 3: between there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it feels it feels crazy that the playoff team
Speaker 1: got the pick, not like objectively that feels nothing where
Speaker 1: like we historically don't ever see that of like you
Speaker 1: went to the playoffs and you still get the best.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that seems it just doesn't. It's not like a
Speaker 2: it's not like a fair situation.
Speaker 4: It's a bullshit.
Speaker 3: I think there were eleventh overall of the fourteen lottery
Speaker 3: teams in terms of I think it was like one
Speaker 3: point eight percent chance of getting that pick. Meanwhile, you
Speaker 3: got the Hornets who are trash, You got the Jazz
Speaker 3: who are trash. You got the Wizards who are absolutely trashed.
Speaker 1: Don't forget about the Chicago Bulls were always rooting for them.
Speaker 3: But the Bulls got him. That giddy shot still haunts
Speaker 3: me man like watching that. We do Workings Company playback,
Speaker 3: so we stream live game. So we're doing that game,
Speaker 3: going crazy thinking the Lakers go win, the fucker has
Speaker 3: a half quarter.
Speaker 4: Man.
Speaker 3: But the Bulls getting screwed. I think it's the second time,
Speaker 3: if I'm not mistaken. So I want to say the
Speaker 3: Bulls and the MAVs have the same records with basically
Speaker 3: a coin flip to see who got that eleven spot.
Speaker 3: That eleven spot ends up getting the number one overall pick.
Speaker 3: Bulls get kind of screwed out of it. I want
Speaker 3: to say the second time it happened with them in
Speaker 3: the MAVs. Think the last time I have drafted Lucas.
Speaker 3: So it's kind of you know, ship going on.
Speaker 2: Here's my question. I feel like we open it up
Speaker 2: and we just say it. I feel like we've talked
Speaker 2: about it a lot on this podcast. How rig do
Speaker 2: you think the NBA is? I mean, that's what we're
Speaker 2: beating around the bush, right.
Speaker 3: The NBA is entertainment. So the NBA similar to wrestling entertainment.
Speaker 3: They don't really classify themselves as the sportsly we do.
Speaker 3: But I think, you know, when you get to you
Speaker 3: think they don't. I think they do it entertainment because
Speaker 3: it gives a little bit more leeway and flexibility in
Speaker 3: terms of how they operate from behind the scenes. It's
Speaker 3: entertainment rights there to entertain Uh.
Speaker 1: That's like lawyer talk. They hired it very powerful lawyers.
Speaker 3: The Crews all lawyers Deaver starting back in the day,
Speaker 3: like successful lawyer I believe worked for the league before
Speaker 3: ended up coming commissioner. I want to say Adam Silver
Speaker 3: followed a similar trajectory. I'll tell you jumping come come on.
Speaker 7: And for those who know that one of them boys
Speaker 7: put the ball on the court, not one you.
Speaker 3: Talk about behind the scenes ship like you know, strong army.
Speaker 3: You know, Gil's got his dock out on Netflix now
Speaker 3: shooting guards. We were just watching and something he said,
Speaker 3: and I have no problem telling everybody on your show.
Speaker 3: But he said repeatedly, it was like Gil is a
Speaker 3: loophole expert, right, so Gil should.
Speaker 2: Have been a lawyer. I could really see that.
Speaker 3: So before he brought guns to the locker room, he researched,
Speaker 3: all right, what a long as I can get suspended.
Speaker 3: It's like, all right, you know player X brought it in.
Speaker 3: He got two games. This player shot a gun. He
Speaker 3: got three games, like most, I'm gonna get his five.
Speaker 3: That's this is how he operates the life.
Speaker 7: But I thought it was just being a silly billy.
Speaker 7: He's like, no, I'm gonna make sure. I'll put it
Speaker 7: into everything. So I'm like, must get his five games,
Speaker 7: but I'm gonna do it. That's how his mind was.
Speaker 2: He says the reason he felt like he got punished
Speaker 2: is because they knew he was moving guns around, right.
Speaker 4: So that's what it ended up becoming.
Speaker 3: But if you go back to why he initially got suspended,
Speaker 3: it wasn't because the guns in the locker room, because
Speaker 3: they can never prove anything, right, This thing came out
Speaker 3: like a week or two after the fact. It was
Speaker 3: kind of just going around the locker room. Somebody ended
Speaker 3: up snitching to the press and then it went crazy.
Speaker 3: But that's all these dudes and you guys know, like
Speaker 3: we might have a situation here, we want to fight
Speaker 3: each other.
Speaker 4: Whatever.
Speaker 3: Now we're cool, but a week from now, we hear
Speaker 3: you know, we've moved on. We passed it. Everybody now
Speaker 3: was like, man, we've heard about that ship that went down.
Speaker 3: It's like, yeah, I forgot all about that. All y'all
Speaker 3: did bring thus in the locker room and I'm tripping,
Speaker 3: But you watch this guy.
Speaker 4: It is not that kind of environment here, though it
Speaker 4: would be crazy.
Speaker 3: It would fuck us up.
Speaker 2: Energy two guns and put on the couch and said,
Speaker 2: pick I tell on all y'all niggas immediately.
Speaker 4: But then you dig.
Speaker 3: And that's that's even the situation with John, Like John
Speaker 3: really get jammed up for the gun in the strip club, right,
Speaker 3: it was more like, well, how the gun get there?
Speaker 4: And oh really, how did you, how did.
Speaker 3: You what's the relationships you bring that on on a
Speaker 3: team playing on a team bus, because now it becomes
Speaker 3: something deeper.
Speaker 4: But Guil didn't get suspended for the guns.
Speaker 3: He got suspended because he was in warm ups fucking
Speaker 3: around and he did the the finger guns. And then
Speaker 3: David Stern saw that and was like, all right, dog, like,
Speaker 3: I'm not the strong arm your ass one where the other.
Speaker 4: Is a crazy thing to do, though.
Speaker 1: I think what makes it nasty though, is the fact
Speaker 1: that they can't prove it right, like, especially with the
Speaker 1: Josh situation. They because what they told us via the
Speaker 1: media was that he was bringing the guns into the
Speaker 1: locker room and onto the planes.
Speaker 3: But they don't know.
Speaker 4: That for unless he says I did it, which I
Speaker 4: don't think he's done.
Speaker 1: But that's just but the point being, it's not like
Speaker 1: he got on the plane and was like, hey, y'all,
Speaker 1: look at my gun.
Speaker 3: He's in a strip club, tons of ones on the
Speaker 3: ground holding in Colorado, which is I believe an open carrias.
Speaker 2: Okay, So I was gonna say about the Josh situation.
Speaker 2: Wrong strip club, you go to Dandy Dan's. That shit
Speaker 2: doesn't happen to you brother, Yeah, you go up the
Speaker 2: Federal though that you like. He was just ship like
Speaker 2: you should have guns. It's like trash.
Speaker 4: You only go there.
Speaker 2: They got steak on Tuesdays. That's all they got going.
Speaker 4: Well, that's that's yeah.
Speaker 3: I love a strip club that bounces as a culinary
Speaker 3: eating Magic City. Post made it to me.
Speaker 2: Man, Honestly, if we're talking about drop ads, we want
Speaker 2: Magic City highways.
Speaker 3: Okay, we're in agreement on this. That would be agreement. No, okay,
Speaker 3: because I was I was doing some stuff with TNT.
Speaker 3: I was in Atlanta, got them Post made it to
Speaker 3: the to the hotel. Was not impressed when they were
Speaker 3: like baby, I'm like, damn, what's going now?
Speaker 4: They gave me the bottom of the barrel winder. You
Speaker 4: got to come in money on Monday.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we need to take a break.
Speaker 1: But before we do, my question for you, leading uh
Speaker 1: I guess into this break is what do you say
Speaker 1: to the issue of it being Dallas specifically, because that
Speaker 1: is not a major market. It's not one that we've
Speaker 1: ever historically championed, right in terms of like sinking the
Speaker 1: money into it, and more importantly, there's not that many
Speaker 1: incentives to make it good again if you just straighted
Speaker 1: away Lucas. So how do we justify that part?
Speaker 4: I think that is still top ten market if I'm
Speaker 4: not mistaken.
Speaker 3: I think that. I mean, I don't sound like it,
Speaker 3: but because I saw the same thing, I'm like, yo,
Speaker 3: like you know, we kind of look at the MAVs
Speaker 3: like they're a small market team, but top ten everything.
Speaker 4: Mark Cuban came over to do.
Speaker 3: But Mark Cuban ends up selling the team, giving up
Speaker 3: control of the basketball operations to Aldiser family, who owns
Speaker 3: the SAMs Corp. Who's heavy in gaming. So the initial
Speaker 3: rumor was they wanted to bring a casino to the arena.
Speaker 3: We're salty that the state of Texas was kind of
Speaker 3: hating on that the legislature wasn't letting you get through.
Speaker 3: So they're like, all right, well fuck you. We're trading
Speaker 3: the Golden Boy, now what, and we're gonna make bread
Speaker 3: either way. This franchise is gonna be valuable either way.
Speaker 3: You are still coming to games like we've seen before.
Speaker 3: Steve Bomber took over the Clippers. He's done amazing job.
Speaker 3: But Donald Sterling, my dad played for the Donald Sterling Clippers.
Speaker 3: Most embarrassing organization probably in the history of sports. Used
Speaker 3: to practice at the YMCA, played at the sports arena.
Speaker 2: Like, hey, now shout out to the mc LA. I'm
Speaker 2: not big, yam C a guy. That's another, that's another
Speaker 2: there this morning. Yeah no, well it was like man
Speaker 2: bro Is, it was like twenty eight dollars from the house.
Speaker 2: I couldn't justify it. I just got ten thousand steps
Speaker 2: in the team right on back.
Speaker 4: It makes it. But YMC a great for common folk
Speaker 4: like us. Imagine your NBA.
Speaker 2: Team just six eight common we're just just but just
Speaker 2: three common dudes over.
Speaker 3: We're just three comedy. But imagine your NBA team practicing
Speaker 3: and you got to Lea Pilate's classes coming in.
Speaker 4: What is going on? So you got a bunch of
Speaker 4: naked art median dudes. You gotta go our time on
Speaker 4: who you are?
Speaker 3: He's not to finished the court. Yeah, they say that
Speaker 3: it's time to play a.
Speaker 4: Bunch of dudes who in jeans half court? Yeah for sure.
Speaker 3: So the new new management group comes in, new ownership
Speaker 3: group ended up making the trade for Luke And like
Speaker 3: I said, we heard that trade, everybody thought it was nuts.
Speaker 3: Everybody shadow over at Nico Harrison myself included, you know,
Speaker 3: fire Nico chants all that stuff, but the massive raised
Speaker 3: ticket prices after the Luca trade. So it's like, let
Speaker 3: me scratch my head here, some ship's going on. Now.
Speaker 4: I'm not I'm not gonna call the league.
Speaker 3: There's been a ton of people in the media who
Speaker 3: are expect to say, oh no, this process just happens
Speaker 3: the way it is. But I think the percentage of
Speaker 3: the team three teams that got it, mass Furs and
Speaker 3: Sixers we got the first three pictures zero point one
Speaker 3: percent of that happening, obviously much lower than the lottery,
Speaker 3: but even the MAVs winning, I think it's one point
Speaker 3: eight percent. And we talked about on the show that'd
Speaker 3: be like me putting a stack of cards saying, hey,
Speaker 3: pick the two of diamonds and you're reaching in boot
Speaker 3: to a diamon. Is like the percentage of that potentially happening.
Speaker 3: So it's not nuts. Not only is a magic trick trickery,
Speaker 3: it's convenient.
Speaker 1: I mean it's not zero percent, but it's say silly
Speaker 1: number close to zero.
Speaker 3: Person as wild shipped to see it actually happen and
Speaker 3: now then be able to get Cooper flag, who's the
Speaker 3: great American white hope Luka European of course, but one
Speaker 3: favorite replacement.
Speaker 4: We've got American Caucadia.
Speaker 2: I mean, if we have to qualify it, I don't know,
Speaker 2: because maybe this is just because of the Nuggets thing.
Speaker 2: I kind of like the European whites.
Speaker 3: Joker, like the fast, sloppy. Look, don't look will Cook.
Speaker 3: You got those scary around my city.
Speaker 2: Even though when he's gone, they bro I know a girl,
Speaker 2: I know somebody who lives in their building, and she
Speaker 2: was like, he's gone. As soon as the season's over.
Speaker 2: They're just up there. They just don't know, okay, just
Speaker 2: lurking around.
Speaker 3: I like that, man.
Speaker 1: I love that they're like, man, we ain't going back there.
Speaker 3: We really run this city with the horses representative.
Speaker 2: They are outside and tight, tight T shirt.
Speaker 1: That's amazing.
Speaker 4: I love that.
Speaker 1: Good for them, good for them, and frankly, good for
Speaker 1: the Dallas Mavericks.
Speaker 3: I think Dallas y'all figured it out.
Speaker 1: Whatever the game was, you you fucking mastered it perfectly.
Speaker 1: We're gonna take a break. We were gonna come right
Speaker 1: back with more Josiah Johnson more.
Speaker 3: My mama told me.
Speaker 7: We're not gonna let Joe Biden and Kamala Harris cut
Speaker 7: America's meets.
Speaker 4: That's that on that.
Speaker 2: That's that on that, and we're not gonna let the
Speaker 2: NBA continue to rig our league we.
Speaker 3: Love so much.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I want the alternative as much
Speaker 1: as I think I do.
Speaker 4: I mean, wrestling is as fun as any other thing, right,
Speaker 4: and it.
Speaker 1: Does create sort of this weird commitment to your teams
Speaker 1: in a way that that actually makes the the the
Speaker 1: experience more meaningful.
Speaker 3: I would say, do you know what I mean that?
Speaker 1: Like when I remember as a kid, my favorite team
Speaker 1: growing up was that Sacramento team that almost you know.
Speaker 4: What I mean and.
Speaker 1: Teaming Yeah, that team was nice.
Speaker 4: Team done.
Speaker 3: I got a funny story. Actually, yeah, so this tattoo.
Speaker 3: So one of my teammates U s l A. Mike
Speaker 3: Bibby's cousin, Ryan Walcass, my guy. We still ridings to
Speaker 3: this day. So they used to have tattoo Day, Uh,
Speaker 3: the Bibby family from Phoenix. So I'd happened to roll
Speaker 3: in during the off season. I think Mike was doing
Speaker 3: a camp or something. It was tattoo day. So I
Speaker 3: rolled up to the tattoo parlor. Mike Bibby brought me
Speaker 3: this uh this one right here to Pitch Johnson, which
Speaker 3: is my last name, official last name. But he was like,
Speaker 3: you want to yeah, Mike, fat are those characters also
Speaker 3: saying people? I know? So I got them? Uh, I
Speaker 3: get it, but you got to see. No, Marcus can't
Speaker 3: be like the big Chinese symbols work away back then.
Speaker 3: I can't speak a lick of Chinese, probably one of
Speaker 3: my biggest regress in life. But I own it and
Speaker 3: I wear it like a badge of it's supposed to
Speaker 3: say fear no man. But my Chinese friends are kind
Speaker 3: of like, ah, nigga, not this time.
Speaker 8: Bro.
Speaker 1: If I had to explain the embarrassment on.
Speaker 3: My body, it was a cool thing to do.
Speaker 1: Ain't no shaman tattoo shaming.
Speaker 3: We don't do that. Marcus can't be, though, Mark, you
Speaker 3: have the big ass Chinese symbols. You no, niggas had
Speaker 3: no connection to China whatsoever it was, which they still do, but.
Speaker 9: That might be its. But I mean, I'm talking about
Speaker 9: the Francisco era. There was a lot of dragons running.
Speaker 9: Man Jackie Chan had a cartoon. He did the Jackie
Speaker 9: Chan Adventures.
Speaker 3: Yeah, y'all remember that.
Speaker 4: I do remember that on channel on the WB.
Speaker 1: It was like it was like the more like it
Speaker 1: was like almost anime a little bit.
Speaker 3: It kind of had like a more advanced you tune.
Speaker 4: You are you leveraging for Crunchy roll again?
Speaker 1: Yeah, crunchy If you got that Jackie Chan cartoon, go ahead,
Speaker 1: let me watch it. I'm trying to watch it for free.
Speaker 4: Jackie Chan did rush it for a while.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, he was going crazy.
Speaker 4: That was a big rumble in the Bronx guy. That
Speaker 4: was my Jackie Chan.
Speaker 1: I will say, now that we're talking about it, then
Speaker 1: this is my conspiratorial brain really triggering. I do think
Speaker 1: they kind of gave Tom Cruise some of Jackie chan ship.
Speaker 4: Whoa wait, expand.
Speaker 1: I think Jackie Chan really has been a I do
Speaker 1: my own stunts motherfucker for a long time.
Speaker 4: Because he came from like the Circus, right or something
Speaker 4: like that.
Speaker 1: I think he just came from karate.
Speaker 4: I think he's like a.
Speaker 10: Classics but but more importantly, he's a dude who's been
Speaker 10: cooking at that from the moment we met him.
Speaker 1: Tom Cruise went through like fifteen evolutions before he became
Speaker 1: the idea guys who like truly did all his own stunts. Also,
Speaker 1: Tom Cruise couldn't he couldn't share a bill with Chris Tucker.
Speaker 4: That was a terrible movie.
Speaker 3: You want to watch that back and forth.
Speaker 2: Tom Cruise and Chris Tucker. Tom cur like, don't touch
Speaker 2: my radio.
Speaker 3: He's like.
Speaker 7: You you and I want to listen to Kholm mood.
Speaker 4: That's hilarious.
Speaker 1: No, I think they gave jack I think Jackie Chan.
Speaker 3: I'm about to just take would be the first time
Speaker 3: we've seen the colonize and gentrifying.
Speaker 1: Because I don't think that Jackie Chan would be opposed
Speaker 1: to jumping out of a plane, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: I don't think he'd be scared to like bungee jump
Speaker 1: off of the fucking waterfall.
Speaker 4: Whatever.
Speaker 1: Here's what I think it's it's they just were like,
Speaker 1: now we'll fund Tom.
Speaker 4: In all of this.
Speaker 2: Here's my question in true gentrifiers status, are the stunts
Speaker 2: Tom Cruise is doing more difficult than the ship that
Speaker 2: Jackie Chan was doing?
Speaker 4: Think so?
Speaker 2: I mean the Jackie ship was like I don't I
Speaker 2: think one could go one way, I don't think the other.
Speaker 1: Could go you you know what I'm saying Jackie was
Speaker 1: so athletic.
Speaker 4: I don't think that Jackie Tom Cruise could do the ship.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Jackie Champer, you're saying that that it actually is
Speaker 1: much harder to get legit kicked in the face off
Speaker 1: of like a box tower than it is to like
Speaker 1: have this massive rig that ensures you won't actually ever
Speaker 1: get hurt. You just have to be brave enough to.
Speaker 2: When he jumped off the ship and rumble in the
Speaker 2: bronx and he broke his foot or whatever. Like, I
Speaker 2: just think that, like, I think the degree of difficulty
Speaker 2: might have been higher on Jackie champ because Jackie jams
Speaker 2: approven like he's like he's a martial artist. It's not
Speaker 2: like Tom Cruise was like, oh I was mad athletic
Speaker 2: and then I became a movie starter.
Speaker 1: I think he's kind of just a guy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I really want to die. Yeah this happens. I'm
Speaker 3: disappointed that Jockey letting me down.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and yeah the church, the church doesn't doesn't approve
Speaker 1: of suicide. So I'll figure it out another one in
Speaker 1: a movie. Damn, that's dark.
Speaker 4: I'm acting. That's how he's about to check out Mission impossible. Impossible.
Speaker 3: I'll just say that too at some point the mission
Speaker 3: they're possible, eight of them. You could do it.
Speaker 4: He's doing it. That's what you do.
Speaker 3: Boys.
Speaker 1: I don't disagree with you on a logical sense, but
Speaker 1: they are strong films.
Speaker 4: They're good. All these missions are very possible.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're very difficult. They're possible.
Speaker 1: They should be hard ass mission, hard ass missions they got.
Speaker 1: There's all these conspiracies running around and Michael B. Jordan
Speaker 1: is about to be the replacement for the Ethan Hunt
Speaker 1: of the upcoming mission impossibles, and I wonder if they're
Speaker 1: gonna make that hard ass missions.
Speaker 10: When it becomes black people. Yeah, it's as hell hell
Speaker 10: y'all gonna do that ship. I couldn't be me, That's
Speaker 10: what it's gonna be. You got, it couldn't be me
Speaker 10: with with Michael B.
Speaker 3: Jordan's I would.
Speaker 2: Rather have a black James Bond than a black Mission
Speaker 2: impossible guy.
Speaker 4: Oh really, yeah, I think it means I think it
Speaker 4: means more.
Speaker 1: I think they're just gonna really be So you got
Speaker 1: to remember British racism when it they finally do it.
Speaker 1: It's that peer ship, that's true, that's.
Speaker 3: Behind the times. You're before they.
Speaker 1: Give you that peer ship, and I don't like how
Speaker 1: that feels, and I don't want to see that happen
Speaker 1: to Idris or whoever is Like.
Speaker 3: You been out there before, Yeah, I've only been out
Speaker 3: there one never been out I'm good.
Speaker 1: It's actually, you know what's funny, it doesn't feel that
Speaker 1: way when you're like, like amongst them if they feel
Speaker 1: like a more liberal, frankly more like welcoming people than
Speaker 1: we are in America. But on the flip side, I
Speaker 1: just think when they do get racist, like look how
Speaker 1: they reacted to Megan markele right that bitch is barely
Speaker 1: a color and that they were upset.
Speaker 2: When I went over there, it felt like a boring
Speaker 2: New York Yeah, that's really how it felt. It felt
Speaker 2: like just like kind of a like stuff shuts down earlier,
Speaker 2: but it is like ingrained in them to be I.
Speaker 1: Think it's at their root, and that's why the paparazzi
Speaker 1: is so mean and crazy.
Speaker 2: And I've always thought about this about their media. On
Speaker 2: some level, at least within their media, they are better
Speaker 2: about racial stuff than we are, Whereas like you'll watch
Speaker 2: a British movie even from like the nineties or something,
Speaker 2: I have a black guy and a white guy be
Speaker 2: a best friend, and that's not the point of the movie.
Speaker 1: Yeah, No, That's what I mean is like they know
Speaker 1: how to present progressive, but when you get to some
Speaker 1: ship that they really don't want you to do, they
Speaker 1: turn up.
Speaker 4: Royal family man.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they don't want want that bloodline looking like what
Speaker 1: you're offering.
Speaker 4: No, right, stop shut out to Megan and Harry.
Speaker 3: Uh went to I think Lakers playoff game a couple
Speaker 3: of years ago, and so I had a little bread
Speaker 3: at that time. So I was sitting in like B
Speaker 3: level sweets might have got a I think it was
Speaker 3: Lakers busy, but they were at the game once we know,
Speaker 3: we look over like, oh ship, they just low key
Speaker 3: holding it down, got their own little security, but fucking
Speaker 3: with the Lakers.
Speaker 4: I had to roll with, you.
Speaker 3: Know whatever going on, y'all feeling out the Lakers game.
Speaker 4: So I'm brother with it.
Speaker 1: So funny you're willing to forgive the roots of racism
Speaker 1: because he didn't.
Speaker 3: Didn't it cool? You liked it for a while. Then
Speaker 3: he stopped liking it. Harry said, fuck the family, y'all
Speaker 3: moving out here, Santa Barbara. We're gonna pull up the
Speaker 3: Lakers games.
Speaker 1: We moved different, y'all. Y'all, y'all go ahead, y'all enjoy. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry me. Yeah, I ain't family.
Speaker 3: Like Harry.
Speaker 1: I'm teasing. I'm teasing.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 1: My my next question for you as it relates to this, uh.
Speaker 4: Are we going back to that? I thought we were not.
Speaker 4: Let's do it?
Speaker 3: No, yeah we can. We can go over now, let's
Speaker 3: do it.
Speaker 4: I like it. I do want to ask. Yeah I did.
Speaker 1: I had a question about it too, My, my, My
Speaker 1: next question for you is do you feel like you've
Speaker 1: been cheated out of any of the quote unquote rigging
Speaker 1: as a Lakers fan.
Speaker 3: No, Lakers, we haven't had like a fuck you trading.
Speaker 3: Actually I said that look of what traders in February. So,
Speaker 3: but CP three, I think was the one of the
Speaker 3: few times when the Lakers actually got got but buying large.
Speaker 3: For the most part, you guys are the favorite. You
Speaker 3: looking at the gassault trade back in the day, trading
Speaker 3: for his brother and Marcus saw ended up being a
Speaker 3: great player, but he wasn't ship at that point.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he wasn't.
Speaker 3: And he never became pow. He just was. He was
Speaker 3: his own guy. So as much as the league talks
Speaker 3: about parody and being competitive at the end of the day,
Speaker 3: no disrespect to the Nuggets, but even looking at the
Speaker 3: playoffs right now, the ideal matchup as this stands, right now,
Speaker 3: you want Timberwolves Necks, right, you got the Julius Randall
Speaker 3: kat like, yeah, Yo, Kich is a fucking great story
Speaker 3: and God bless you, but that and fans got mad
Speaker 3: at me when it was that Nuggets he's there.
Speaker 4: I'm like, the league don't want this ship.
Speaker 2: I don't want this ship people are watching. I was
Speaker 2: watching the game with Langston last night and I was like,
Speaker 2: you know, how hard he to have your team be
Speaker 2: the least cool good team.
Speaker 4: And it's a great team.
Speaker 3: Nonetheless, I remember Westbrook guy, I love Joker, like I
Speaker 3: love that squad.
Speaker 1: But like as far as like cool guys on a
Speaker 1: buskeetball team, Nah, it's.
Speaker 3: Like Joker literally tell you to your face, this shit
Speaker 3: is just a job for me. I'll see y'all when
Speaker 3: I see y'all when it's done. I don't even like
Speaker 3: doing this shit or be around Josh.
Speaker 4: He watched to race horses on that little cardis gout.
Speaker 1: I watched the post game interview yesterday with you one
Speaker 1: where they catch them right at the a end and
Speaker 1: they were like asking him, like.
Speaker 4: Yo, you know, how'd you do what?
Speaker 1: It was this And the whole time he's just looking
Speaker 1: like this past the lady as he's talking to her.
Speaker 1: He don't give up. He's like, I'm I am, I
Speaker 1: am checked out of here.
Speaker 4: Going right back to the crib.
Speaker 2: And when we and when we do have cool guys,
Speaker 2: they don't want to be there. No, even for football,
Speaker 2: it's the same thing. They don't want to be Memo.
Speaker 2: Wasn't having a great time living in Denver?
Speaker 3: No, I like that. I like these mellow cruise, okam.
Speaker 3: I mean it was nice, great time.
Speaker 2: What what was it the twenty on nine Western Conference
Speaker 2: finals with you guys? That was like before I started comedy.
Speaker 2: And then maybe if I have a child or get
Speaker 2: married or whatever, that'll also be great. But that was
Speaker 2: the greatest time of my life. Like the bench was deep,
Speaker 2: it was it was man, it just felt so good. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you guys were fun to watch.
Speaker 4: Were on.
Speaker 1: We were exciting God, and it was it was like
Speaker 1: a bunch of dudes who, like the year before, were
Speaker 1: being labeled like knuckleheads and misstits buggets, Yeah, buggets.
Speaker 4: Bro.
Speaker 1: It was like, oh, we we've given up on these
Speaker 1: these terrible youth And then suddenly it.
Speaker 2: Became Barack Obama was president. I swear like that Nuggets
Speaker 2: team Barack Obama and the death of Michael Jackson pushed
Speaker 2: me to follow my dreams, move to California and start
Speaker 2: doing comedy.
Speaker 4: Was like, that's how much like if that doesn't happen,
Speaker 4: If that.
Speaker 2: Doesn't happen, I am a manager of a call center
Speaker 2: in Englewood, Colorado right now.
Speaker 1: That's a nasty little crossover of like perfect motivation.
Speaker 2: I forgot also duhy, but that doesn't matter, bro. It's
Speaker 2: like all that stuff stuff came together.
Speaker 1: No, because it's beautiful because because you you had all
Speaker 1: the motivation for yourself allah Barack Obama, you had all
Speaker 1: the personal joy in your life allah, the Nuggets, and
Speaker 1: then on top of that, you have all the motivation
Speaker 1: from fear allah Michael Jackson's life being cut short. You
Speaker 1: combine that ship profofall shout out to propofall you.
Speaker 3: I want that purple false I need my milk. I'm like,
Speaker 3: damn that milkound kind of good with it, but damn
Speaker 3: you know how bad I'm trying to go to bed
Speaker 3: right now. That nigga was sleeping good though.
Speaker 1: I got two kids. I could use some rest, Purple
Speaker 1: fuck please.
Speaker 3: I never heard the shi before that.
Speaker 4: It never came up.
Speaker 3: If the King of Pop is calling that ship his
Speaker 3: milk milk, I'm sure he was sleeping good as fun.
Speaker 3: That boy couldn't go to bed.
Speaker 1: They said he died multiple times before he actually died.
Speaker 1: This is the theory, is that literally he had died
Speaker 1: and they resuscitated him on different days. Man, and he was.
Speaker 3: Still like, give me ship my milk.
Speaker 1: Dad. Michael was already up out of here.
Speaker 3: He did enough, he accomplish. Yeah, you ain't got none
Speaker 3: for men. Niggas ain't getting on my level.
Speaker 1: So how much better was you going to get for him?
Speaker 1: It wasn't going to get better.
Speaker 4: That's sweat.
Speaker 2: I think that's probably the hard part about being truly great.
Speaker 2: It's something being truly truly great, is that the back end,
Speaker 2: it feels like, I mean, yeah, even if you have
Speaker 2: a family or whatever, you're like I was, I was number.
Speaker 1: One, and we already had done some man crying right there, Yeah,
Speaker 1: crying about it. Have some of the finest tequila made
Speaker 1: by a man who is.
Speaker 3: Interesting getting drunk on that Uniggs. Still let me give
Speaker 3: you fifty What the fuck I'd have left, came back, left,
Speaker 3: came back, made a movie. Still ain't doing ship Brown,
Speaker 3: still sun He really I'm a Lebron guy. But when
Speaker 3: I look at it from that limb, but.
Speaker 1: He really lives so high on the level above everyone
Speaker 1: that there was. We didn't even debate if there was
Speaker 1: a better person.
Speaker 4: Yea.
Speaker 1: Now every every fucking week somebody's claiming Lebron ain't the greatest,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like he'll spend his life
Speaker 1: with that, even like as more players, they're gonna give
Speaker 1: it to Wimby so fast.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but do you know what I mean, Like we've
Speaker 3: seen it with Wimby and that's the whole thing. And
Speaker 3: this is the point because somebody asked me early on
Speaker 3: would I rather go Chet or Wimby?
Speaker 4: And I said Chet. But they're two big, tall dudes.
Speaker 3: But what we've seen, like the Yao ming and just
Speaker 3: when the dude is that tall, and you hope that
Speaker 3: winny because Wimby does everything to take care of his body.
Speaker 3: I think this blood cloud was just some unfortunate ship.
Speaker 3: But he's got to be able to sustain because we've
Speaker 3: seen it. When he plays, he's the highest level of
Speaker 3: that we've ever seen in our lives. It's a fucking
Speaker 3: cheat coat. But you're a big ass motherfucker. So y'all
Speaker 3: make ship. And because of a toe shack toe, and
Speaker 3: you know you just think about that.
Speaker 4: My damn toe hurt. I can't fuck it.
Speaker 3: I gotta retire life. It's a big toe, big toe,
Speaker 3: and that is the base of everything you got cracking.
Speaker 3: But as shorter hoopers like oh, I'll be good in
Speaker 3: a couple of weeks, like these niggas like I got,
Speaker 3: I'll check out.
Speaker 4: Come on my ship.
Speaker 3: Little you can you can take it up.
Speaker 4: I don't, but you hope like you want to.
Speaker 3: I mean, you see the dude when he plays, and
Speaker 3: just how phenomenal he is shooting threes, you know what
Speaker 3: I mean doing. But then it's like, all right, I
Speaker 3: had to miss this season. Hopefully they bounce back, you know,
Speaker 3: popkinting old having a stroll his old ass are trying
Speaker 3: to stick around too long, just as like you know,
Speaker 3: my last kind of thing. I'm gonna get back to
Speaker 3: the league and get won't be ready to go, so
Speaker 3: I can go on and do what I'm doing. But
Speaker 3: so Pop it his retirement shit. It was like, damn dog,
Speaker 3: Like seventy six nigga, you can't keep up with these
Speaker 3: young niggas.
Speaker 1: And you're you're just standing there. It's not like you're
Speaker 1: like running up and down, but there is a level
Speaker 1: of like just keep it logically, keeping up energy running
Speaker 1: up that you gotta match.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna tell everybody, encourage all you guys out there,
Speaker 3: Like I do a show with Gil, we go like
Speaker 3: two and a half hours live and like just sit
Speaker 3: on the couch, go sit in the gym, just stand
Speaker 3: up for two and a half hours walking around And
Speaker 3: I do that shit every single day. And see how
Speaker 3: much your back hurts your leg? I coach high school,
Speaker 3: my ship, my knees and back be are I gotta
Speaker 3: go take a seat in the big chair for a
Speaker 3: little bit too, like juvenile, but he's seventy six having
Speaker 3: to do that.
Speaker 1: It's like, come on, man, man, get it, get it out.
Speaker 1: You got a scowl when he doing it, he'd be mad.
Speaker 1: That wears on your body.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it takes less bad. Nope, I have it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, Well, now we both let each other down.
Speaker 4: Yeah, man, I'm sorry. You know it's a given and
Speaker 4: take relationship.
Speaker 8: You know.
Speaker 1: You had would you you had the question that you
Speaker 1: said you wanted to ask.
Speaker 2: Oh, I just wanted to ask about the nineteen eighty
Speaker 2: five draft. How ballot manipulation, like the idea of it
Speaker 2: was frozen or it was bent or it was light.
Speaker 4: Do you heard you hear the different theories?
Speaker 2: Do you feel like that's a real possibility. I also
Speaker 2: want to ask because you said your dad was in
Speaker 2: the league. Yeah, does he have feelings on it as well?
Speaker 3: Well, he's still employed by the league, so he has
Speaker 3: no feelings working with the Milwaukee Bucks. Hopefully he stays
Speaker 3: out there. But I'm just like, you can do shit.
Speaker 3: I'm playing site right Like you know, I'm a big
Speaker 3: fan of magic. You see all these magic tricks, Like
Speaker 3: it's very easy to do shit and manipulate the eye
Speaker 3: and do all those type of things.
Speaker 4: So yeah, we're giving you.
Speaker 3: It's like, why do all that? Why not just worsting
Speaker 3: the league? It's the number one. Why do we go
Speaker 3: through all this shit? Right? Balls, all these different things.
Speaker 3: We want a competitive balance where you had three teams
Speaker 3: were literally the fucking worst teams in the league, and
Speaker 3: neither none of those three teams got the top three
Speaker 3: picks in this draft.
Speaker 1: What's funny is before nineteen eighty five, which was sort
Speaker 1: of the source of us starting this conversation that was
Speaker 1: so nineteen eighty five is the first official draft lottery, Yeah,
Speaker 1: which is why it was a big deal that Patrick
Speaker 1: Ewan got that. Before it was a coin flip between
Speaker 1: the first and second worst team in the league, which.
Speaker 3: Is how levers get magic. I mean, that's that's even
Speaker 3: silly in itself. It's like football has right, you are
Speaker 3: the fucking worst team in the NFL, you get the
Speaker 3: first pick. Yeah, yeah, let's keep it if you tanked
Speaker 3: or did whatever the fuck you did.
Speaker 4: And now it's like the league trying to punish tankers.
Speaker 3: So we're trying to punish your losers for losing by
Speaker 3: making you lose more, right, And that's how.
Speaker 2: You get You don't get people to come up on top, right, Like,
Speaker 2: it doesn't you don't.
Speaker 1: You can't get new blood that way. Yeah, unless you
Speaker 1: got doing I guess, well, and that's the argument it
Speaker 1: is that and well, I guess what makes it more
Speaker 1: complicated is that if this were rigging just for the
Speaker 1: sake of narrative. Right at the end of the day,
Speaker 1: what makes wrestling enjoying? Enjoyment, enjoy Have you got it?
Speaker 3: The reason niggas like wrestling is because.
Speaker 1: It is because they they ultimately are weaving the story
Speaker 1: with the intention of just selling you the best story,
Speaker 1: right right, But the NBA is going, well, I'll sell
Speaker 1: you the best story that serves financial fucking back end
Speaker 1: so large that they're almost hard to keep track of.
Speaker 1: But it's that makes it kind of wat.
Speaker 2: But it's also ultimately because they're serving the best story
Speaker 2: for the biggest crowd, their crowdsourcing it still and I
Speaker 2: would argue that is the same thing in w W
Speaker 2: is saying they're just letting the they don't have to
Speaker 2: worry about a market they have to worry about. We
Speaker 2: bring this wrestler out, what do they think of him?
Speaker 2: But they're still served.
Speaker 3: So has to dangle that carrid of small market teams
Speaker 3: being able to get to the highest level and win
Speaker 3: champion and ships. But when you talk about the league
Speaker 3: that's bitching about viewership and whatever, like the Lakers gonna
Speaker 3: have the worst team in the league. People are gonna
Speaker 3: watch those games, right, like the Knicks. Right now you're
Speaker 3: seeing Knicks Celtics that series, and I see it. When
Speaker 3: we do the show every day, people kind of bitch
Speaker 3: at us, like, man, you don't talk about cass. You
Speaker 3: don't talk about Pacers enough. And it's like when we
Speaker 3: do talk about it, you motherfuckers don't watch right, you
Speaker 3: didn't want to show already has opinions on how we
Speaker 3: should do the show whatever, But when y'all do it,
Speaker 3: like y'all don't talk about these teams either, and it's like, oh,
Speaker 3: but the Cats are doing so good. Yeah, but we
Speaker 3: know the casts are going to get packed up, Like,
Speaker 3: no disrespect to Cleveland love you guys. We knew the
Speaker 3: Caps are to get packed up allowing that, Like what
Speaker 3: the fuck you guys think is going on? Like we
Speaker 3: got the Celtics in the Knicks both playing high level basketball.
Speaker 3: You think even the Pacers now they got to deal
Speaker 3: with that, and by grace, they gotta Pacers be able
Speaker 3: to get to the finals.
Speaker 4: More power to them.
Speaker 3: But you got the Knicks or Celtics coming to town, Like,
Speaker 3: who do you think we want to get to these finals?
Speaker 3: So here's here's my question.
Speaker 4: To that.
Speaker 1: How how day today do you think they're actually able
Speaker 1: to to present these stories? I guess you know what
Speaker 1: I mean? Oh, like, how much control do they have
Speaker 1: over the day. I always took it to be like
Speaker 1: they're just setting it up so that this team is
Speaker 1: good this year. I didn't think they were setting it
Speaker 1: up in a way where they're like, a, right, calves
Speaker 1: are cooking, but we're gonna make sure that they don't
Speaker 1: get some.
Speaker 3: I mean, sometimes the teams will do that to themselves.
Speaker 3: But like you look at that uh Knick Celtics game,
Speaker 3: what game five? Whatever it was? Jaylm Brussey gets five
Speaker 3: fouls in the third quarter. This is the superstar of
Speaker 3: this team. But the series is three to one. Okay,
Speaker 3: I for I got five fouls in a single quarter. Right,
Speaker 3: that's just not That's not how it's going down. These
Speaker 3: ref know was going on. You're trying tell me the
Speaker 3: ref didn't know? Yeah, five, they're not tripping because Tatum
Speaker 3: goes down like shit, we gotta stretch it shit a
Speaker 3: little bit, a little bit. Like it's not they can't
Speaker 3: win a game like ship.
Speaker 4: We gotta stretch it a little bit.
Speaker 1: It's not it's not total manipulation. They're not They're not
Speaker 1: figuring out the box score. They're saying like, hey, do
Speaker 1: what you can.
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly right out there. You still might be able
Speaker 3: to win with these variables. We're gonna make a little
Speaker 3: bit more difficult for you because that's what they can do.
Speaker 2: They can adjust factors, right, they can like adjust little things.
Speaker 3: Yeah, take somebody out, Like Halliburton got two fouls in
Speaker 3: the first quarter. I think they end up winning that game,
Speaker 3: but it's like, okay, going down.
Speaker 1: That's the argument you always see with like they they
Speaker 1: made it a bunch with Draymond in the in the
Speaker 1: playoffs this year of him just tackling and falling and tacking.
Speaker 3: Like Draymond found loopholes though, because like they weren't fouls,
Speaker 3: so they had to be text So he had like
Speaker 3: all together, I want to say, like nine or ten
Speaker 3: of them. He can get combined before you either get suspendish.
Speaker 3: I can get like three fragrance and fucking five texts
Speaker 3: and I still get they were literally a favorite fouls
Speaker 3: that's just found me being him in the head. It's
Speaker 3: not a foul on me because the foul has already
Speaker 3: been caught. I'll just give him a tex at stand
Speaker 3: all right, he can stay in the game.
Speaker 2: And that's that's some five games suspension for bringing a gun, thinking.
Speaker 4: Jill mastermind.
Speaker 3: Yes, and you talk to Gil, and Gil literally gene
Speaker 3: because he'll literally explain, I'll tell you guys like you
Speaker 3: And I saw, like I think Telfair had had to say, situation.
Speaker 4: He got like two games.
Speaker 3: I saw Stephen Jackson like shot a gun in front
Speaker 3: of a strip club, and he might have got three
Speaker 3: or four. So I'm like, shit, I ain't getting no
Speaker 3: more than five. This is president. But now he comes,
Speaker 3: you know, thinking he's he's a genius to David Stir,
Speaker 3: and David Stir's like, fuck you, nigga, like yeah, you're
Speaker 3: gonna take these fifty games.
Speaker 4: I'll let you keep your bread, but you're gonna take
Speaker 4: this fifty man.
Speaker 3: I see why ESPN was scared.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 7: It took them a minute and then they were like,
Speaker 7: I don't know because if he think like that, he
Speaker 7: might say.
Speaker 3: Something on camera that we don't. But but you can't.
Speaker 3: We can't sponsor anymore. Like he's fucking what was I
Speaker 3: think he was like yoker, just like the worst three
Speaker 3: time MVP ever some shit. Yeah, but when you look
Speaker 3: at the numbers, it's like, well, who's he better than
Speaker 3: on this list? It's like Larry Bird, Lebron whatever. It
Speaker 3: wasn't like a slide of yokers, but he knows how
Speaker 3: to They're the pot of people.
Speaker 4: Right.
Speaker 3: They'll be like, fuck you idiots, you don't know what
Speaker 3: you're talking about. Then they go, look like, here's the list.
Speaker 3: Yeah man, you know, like all right, fine, like whatever,
Speaker 3: you know what I.
Speaker 1: Mean, there's nobody you would actually put it.
Speaker 3: You can't put him, you know, you can't put it.
Speaker 3: That's no disrespect to Joker. But he really literally like
Speaker 3: thinks about this ship and I hear him sation. He
Speaker 3: he words it very specifically just to fuck with people,
Speaker 3: just to see you prove me wrong. But when he's
Speaker 3: on his pen, he's in the suit, he's doing what
Speaker 3: we got to do, so is straight, you.
Speaker 1: Know, but I know was scared of him.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but yeah, he tells the story like he did
Speaker 3: uh the jump or whatever it was back in the day,
Speaker 3: and he's like, all right, what what what words can
Speaker 3: I say on TV? So they give him the list.
Speaker 3: Here's the words you can't say. He's like, oh shit,
Speaker 3: douchebags not on here, So I'm gonna use that. And
Speaker 3: then it's like, yeah, like come on, Doug, Like man,
Speaker 3: I respect that level of petty and diligence to loopholeing.
Speaker 1: Do you when when this loophole in, when all the
Speaker 1: different sort of like strategies are in play, do you
Speaker 1: feel like there's something dangerous in the way that like
Speaker 1: we are now always aware of it before it actually
Speaker 1: even plays itself out.
Speaker 4: For sure?
Speaker 3: Well, I think going into this ship, you can make
Speaker 3: the jokes about Maps getting the number one pick or whatever,
Speaker 3: but that shit is so far fetched you don't think
Speaker 3: it's gonna happen, And then you sit there and watch
Speaker 3: it happen real time. You watched six Ers get the
Speaker 3: third pick. He talking about a mass team that was
Speaker 3: in the NBA Finals last season, talking about a mass
Speaker 3: team that, without injuries to Kyrie and a D would
Speaker 3: be a top five, top six team in the West
Speaker 3: this season. So now you're literally telling me a team
Speaker 3: that has championship level aspirations trades away their franchise guy
Speaker 3: gets a D in that crew, which is still a
Speaker 3: very formidable team if they're healthy, And now we're gonna
Speaker 3: add Cooper flag to it because Kyrie is down for
Speaker 3: you know, most of the next season, and we still
Speaker 3: need you guys to be competitive. So here take the
Speaker 3: number one overall pick.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Man, it doesn't add up one of the biggest names, buzzing,
Speaker 3: one of the talking about.
Speaker 1: But then but then I go, but as a fan,
Speaker 1: right if I'm thinking about it more as like a
Speaker 1: fan of this whole thing. When I really loved wrestling
Speaker 1: was what I believed in wrestling. Yeah, and now it's
Speaker 1: this era of wrestling where nobody believes in it. Even
Speaker 1: kids don't believe in wrestling.
Speaker 4: Well, kids are assholes now, and they're intelligent more than me.
Speaker 3: They can operate an iPad better than me, Like, now,
Speaker 3: you gotta do this like eight years old ago.
Speaker 1: I guess I worry that that then takes the enjoyment
Speaker 1: out of it if I become too self aware inside
Speaker 1: of the inside of the beasts, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: Gil scares me.
Speaker 1: I guess it's is that he's just exposed the whole
Speaker 1: thing and that I'm gonna be a dumb dumb who
Speaker 1: thought magic was real.
Speaker 3: But I think we all got to just watch with
Speaker 3: him as we grew up watching wrest and we grew
Speaker 3: up watching all these sports. I grew up watching the NBA.
Speaker 3: I read an article and just take that ship to
Speaker 3: face value. Now, it's like I saw something the other
Speaker 3: day about rust came out the ESPN article. It's anonymous players,
Speaker 3: and I was asking the guys on the couch, I'm like,
Speaker 3: can you tell who the snitch in the locker room is?
Speaker 3: He's like, yeah, just go go see the first person
Speaker 3: she comes up to when she pulls up, or who's
Speaker 3: the who.
Speaker 4: You in the locker room?
Speaker 11: Now?
Speaker 3: You know, God damn well, it's one of you. Two
Speaker 3: niggas right here are the ones who did? He said,
Speaker 3: all this ship in my ass. I know he's not
Speaker 3: talking to her, he don't funk with her like her,
Speaker 3: but she walk in and who she wapping up in?
Speaker 3: Fuckingout that? So we used to read these things and
Speaker 3: like you watched the Last Dance and I think it
Speaker 3: was like Horace Grant, who was the one on that
Speaker 3: team that was kind of breaking all the information down
Speaker 3: or whatever.
Speaker 4: We would just take all that ship to face value.
Speaker 3: So I would say, if this guy's bad in the
Speaker 3: locker room, like you've heard all this stuff about Russ's
Speaker 3: whole life like Russell you Steel, like I'm known Russ
Speaker 3: since he was a young pup, like has all this
Speaker 3: negativity surrounding from a fan standpoint, and the media kind
Speaker 3: of feed into that.
Speaker 4: But everybody who's played with Russ.
Speaker 3: Buying large, nobody always available, fucking you know, works his
Speaker 3: ass off. Fucking that's a good culture in the locker room.
Speaker 3: But you see Nigga miss a couple of lambs to
Speaker 3: shoot a couple shots off the backboard, and you put
Speaker 3: this narrative out there.
Speaker 4: He's just like the worst human being ever. And when
Speaker 4: he says you, he means me last night.
Speaker 3: Okay, but that's the Westbrook experience, Livom.
Speaker 4: We experience.
Speaker 3: You'll be ready to choke his south. Then he'll come
Speaker 3: to get a big steel here.
Speaker 4: Crazy exactly, that's exactly what happened.
Speaker 3: But it's every it doesn't stop. Every game is one
Speaker 3: way or the other. Sometimes you get both within the
Speaker 3: span of like two minutes.
Speaker 1: But yeah, he really sends you on a journey.
Speaker 4: That's true.
Speaker 1: That's true, and that is in atainment. That's entertainment, and
Speaker 1: we got to take a break. We need to take
Speaker 1: a break. We're gonna take one more break and then
Speaker 1: we're going to do some voicemails. We'll probably give them
Speaker 1: one voicemail. We'll be back with more. Josiah Johnson or
Speaker 1: my mama told me.
Speaker 12: Hey, would you say that you're racist?
Speaker 3: Not at all. No, Look at a dog. He's as
Speaker 3: black as can be.
Speaker 2: Come on, we're back. We're back as the blacknest could be.
Speaker 13: Shout out to the dogs, shouting out to them, dogs,
Speaker 13: dog damn.
Speaker 3: They get so racist. It's Spanish.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, uh. We we want to do a
Speaker 1: voicemail with you, or listen to a voicemail from one
Speaker 1: of our little mama's at home and see what they
Speaker 1: talking about.
Speaker 8: Here we go readings niggas, niggas wiggers and.
Speaker 1: Well, right, yeah, I don't I don't like that.
Speaker 4: I don't like that he yet, I don't like that
Speaker 4: he put that in there.
Speaker 1: That feels odd that he makes me.
Speaker 4: I don't know which at anything that that's the rest.
Speaker 2: I've also never heard the term wig at till today.
Speaker 4: I've seen it. I've seen it.
Speaker 1: I've seen it for sure. I Yeah, white people, I
Speaker 1: think are trying to do a little magic trick with
Speaker 1: that word wigger.
Speaker 4: H oh, like it's not.
Speaker 1: I think they're trying to make it a bad word.
Speaker 4: No, you think so.
Speaker 1: I think white people are now trying to be like
Speaker 1: I shouldn't say that. They're the ones who say, and
Speaker 1: that's their And then I think it becomes this magic
Speaker 1: trick of it suddenly like our responsibility to police some
Speaker 1: ship that we didn't even make up in the first one.
Speaker 3: That's it always goes Now it's d I is the
Speaker 3: the safe word for yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I was like, damn, everybody got hired just if
Speaker 3: they're not a white man, Like they just went unqualified
Speaker 3: and uncapable of doing anything.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like everybody doesn't have jobs. No, it's crazy who
Speaker 1: they'll call it D? I hired where it's like, hey, man,
Speaker 1: I get it, I get it. You whoever's that your
Speaker 1: work might be upsetting you. But we got to chill
Speaker 1: with how we're labeling.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, I say it every day now. I'm
Speaker 3: just like, wow, man, they really flipped the script. But
Speaker 3: woke how that became? Yeah, I don't want any woke
Speaker 3: shit here.
Speaker 4: What does that mean?
Speaker 3: They don't know it or not it's too woke. It's like,
Speaker 3: huh what does that mean? Yeah, it's nasty define it.
Speaker 4: You can't.
Speaker 2: No, you don't want to talk about that part, all right, enough,
Speaker 2: I just keep doing what I do anyways, wig as
Speaker 2: wig ats.
Speaker 1: Let's find out what they're talking about.
Speaker 8: All right. So check this out, y'all. My mama told
Speaker 8: me white people love to see black people slip. Hear
Speaker 8: me out, not just black people, but black boys mucifically.
Speaker 4: All right.
Speaker 8: Now, think about this. Anytime you've gone to a basketball game,
Speaker 8: whether at a big arena where it's college or pro
Speaker 8: or whatever, they would always have mainly college, they would
Speaker 8: always have some underprivileged group come in and do flips
Speaker 8: in front of everybody. At halftime, you got skinny niggas
Speaker 8: doing something, twists and double axles and all kinds of shit.
Speaker 8: And I grew up in Tennessee, where you know, we
Speaker 8: had a whole group that did this thing. And the
Speaker 8: crazy thing about it, it was called flip. Oh means
Speaker 8: it gets dark. The word around the campfire was that
Speaker 8: Flippo was actually getting these boys booty.
Speaker 1: Oh my flip.
Speaker 8: I believe dude with the jail forward, or at least
Speaker 8: he was charged with it.
Speaker 3: Flippo.
Speaker 8: You know that, you know you cannot have a legit
Speaker 8: dude trying to get young boys to turn flips for
Speaker 8: white folks. You can't have him doing that. And beyond
Speaker 8: you know he's trying.
Speaker 2: To get those Some of these guys are just gymnastics coach.
Speaker 3: You gotta relax.
Speaker 4: Say, this thing was so many different places.
Speaker 3: I was rolling with the black man flipping part, and
Speaker 3: I'm like, damn, they do have niggas be flipping it.
Speaker 4: But this feels like a personal thing.
Speaker 1: I guess Flippo got crazy flip. I feel like Flippo's
Speaker 1: worst enemy.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like and I heard the nigga was sucking them kids.
Speaker 12: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Bro, that's different than the conspiracy.
Speaker 1: You bro, you bring in some some personal ship Flippo situation.
Speaker 3: They call a number and leave this voice. Yeah, just
Speaker 3: go as long as they want.
Speaker 1: They can go, like two and a half minutes.
Speaker 4: Because that was fucking journey.
Speaker 3: Okay, he's not done.
Speaker 1: I will say I will say uh on the subject
Speaker 1: of the little Black Boys slipping. My former stepfather I
Speaker 1: famously uh spoken about this. My former stepfather was Benning
Speaker 1: the Bull at one point. Okay, wow, I did not
Speaker 1: know that he was, in fact the most infamous Benning
Speaker 1: the Bull of all time because he got fired for
Speaker 1: selling weed after a game to one of the players.
Speaker 1: Your hero's journey is so crazy, and and just to
Speaker 1: top it all off, he didn't become my stepfather until
Speaker 1: after all of that.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, wow, just way way.
Speaker 1: After we could have benefited from any of his success.
Speaker 14: How did they find out he was? He was? He
Speaker 14: was weighing three point five grams.
Speaker 3: Taking that off of you to give him you don't
Speaker 3: take care of his man. I wonder if the players
Speaker 3: team cat among surveillance camera, like I.
Speaker 1: Think it was caught on surveillance camera.
Speaker 3: Haters, man, Yeah, did you was that the Nuggets game
Speaker 3: or the Wolves game? And did yesterda dude do the
Speaker 3: he did? It's on Twitter right now, but he's boom
Speaker 3: boom hit it up. But which one of the games?
Speaker 4: On Twitter? All day? I was like, bold, it's either
Speaker 4: Nuggets or Timber. That sounds like something.
Speaker 1: I feel like it's one of them things where where,
Speaker 1: especially as a white person, you go like, I mean,
Speaker 1: what are they really gonna do about it?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: You know what I mean, I mean, yeah, what are
Speaker 3: they going to You can't sell we do the players like, no,
Speaker 3: it's crazy.
Speaker 1: I genuinely it's crazy, but also it's like, well, you
Speaker 1: knew what they would do about it. But I bring
Speaker 1: all that up to say that he was a part
Speaker 1: of a group called the Jesse White Tumblers, which was
Speaker 1: sort of like famous group of little black boys that
Speaker 1: do flips across the city of Chicago. Okay, it was
Speaker 1: like Flippos flip town. If niggas are flipping, they are
Speaker 1: Jesse White.
Speaker 4: Tumblers, and without Jesse White exactly flip in this town.
Speaker 4: You give me my kick back.
Speaker 3: I heard there's a boy over here who liked to flip.
Speaker 1: Hey for that mattress to get moved.
Speaker 11: Flippo holding down Tennessee, Damn man. I mean, that's a
Speaker 11: different thing than what we need to be. He's he
Speaker 11: that's personal. I do believe him about Flippo.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he wouldn't have done that.
Speaker 3: He felt inclined and inspired to leave a voicemail, Yeah,
Speaker 3: to give you a whole conspiracy about flipping at games
Speaker 3: and looking at a little black boys flip to let
Speaker 3: you know that Flippo was out there grabbing booty.
Speaker 1: And I think that maybe that's why that conspiracy was
Speaker 1: triggering for him. Yeah, He's like, now I've seen that
Speaker 1: I've seen the history. I know how there, I know
Speaker 1: what they have to go through to get here. And
Speaker 1: if it's just for white entertainment, then that is there's
Speaker 1: something malicious happening.
Speaker 8: I mean, think about this Jordan Childs. She grew up
Speaker 8: in the hood. She's from Compton, but she's a small lady.
Speaker 8: She's a gymnast. I know dudes that turn flips that
Speaker 8: grew up in the hood. They weren't gymnasts. They were
Speaker 8: so shall think about that. Every time you see a
Speaker 8: group of black boys flipping, turning flips for exhibition, it's
Speaker 8: for white people. They love that she is flipping. I
Speaker 8: do hope y'all see titty today.
Speaker 4: That was really nice, man. There's a lot going on.
Speaker 3: He really hope that you myself titties today. Yeah, No,
Speaker 3: I do like that.
Speaker 2: I will say, now that I'm thinking about it, I
Speaker 2: think that black people flip at a higher percentage.
Speaker 4: Than any other rate. Are we more acrobatic? I don't know.
Speaker 2: I just feel like I've seen more black men flip
Speaker 2: than any other race.
Speaker 3: I agree with that.
Speaker 2: I seen I never black men are the only ones
Speaker 2: that I seen. Fat guys. Yeah, I never seen a
Speaker 2: fat like I do a flip.
Speaker 1: There's those two Spanish dudes that do that, the two
Speaker 1: fat that flip.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, but I'm saying that's as.
Speaker 1: Close rocket shirt you're talking about when they're like popping and.
Speaker 3: The trade spaces. I still don't even know how it works.
Speaker 1: I just know that one flipped over the other and
Speaker 1: practice that.
Speaker 3: I don't think that was their first time. They're like
Speaker 3: experts are doing that, and they saved that for those moments.
Speaker 3: They do that every day.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you want to do that. You learn to do
Speaker 2: that in a basement.
Speaker 1: They wake up, they brushed their teeth, they practiced a flip,
Speaker 1: then they have breakfast. That Yeah, I I I do
Speaker 1: like what he's saying though about sort of this being
Speaker 1: a grander black The fact that black kids, black men
Speaker 1: specifically are not being like fed into a gymnastics community
Speaker 1: does feel sinister.
Speaker 2: In some brothers and gymnastics. But he got that in Europe, right,
Speaker 2: my little brothers, like a world class.
Speaker 4: He's pretty good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he was like world classes international competition there. He
Speaker 2: did one Internet one or two international where it's like
Speaker 2: seven or eight.
Speaker 1: That's real good in his world class. Yeah, you were
Speaker 1: trying to be protective to not like make him suddenly
Speaker 1: an Olympian.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I didn't want to seem like that, but he
Speaker 2: is like top top tier. Hell, but they didn't do
Speaker 2: that for him in America. You had to move to
Speaker 2: Europe before that. In America, my man was just trying
Speaker 2: to play soccer and ship.
Speaker 4: Yeah. No, I I think I think it's exactly that.
Speaker 1: I think it's this strange lack of instinct for putting
Speaker 1: black boys into gymnastics spaces, which is why when there's
Speaker 1: like a black dude on the team, it's like, oh, oh,
Speaker 1: where where'd that come from? But the whole time they've
Speaker 1: been telling us we're the most athletic people and we're
Speaker 1: equipped to win every sport, then why not gymnastics?
Speaker 3: Right, that's fair, That is fair. They said, just got
Speaker 3: to flip it basketball game for.
Speaker 1: Yeah king lot.
Speaker 10: Yeah, that's where you see the chef the Jesse White
Speaker 10: Tumblers came out for a three on three tournament I
Speaker 10: did when I was in sixth grade.
Speaker 3: Man, that's shit's low, you know what I mean? Like
Speaker 3: that wasn't.
Speaker 8: There.
Speaker 1: I think we were going to split like one hundred
Speaker 1: and fifty dollars check.
Speaker 4: Flip for the love.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Yeah, they flew.
Speaker 1: They drove them from the South Side to get to us.
Speaker 2: Three amount of black men. I've seen flip with no
Speaker 2: formal coaching. They just figured that out, which is brave,
Speaker 2: which is just joked around trying to do a foot
Speaker 2: to figure out you could do that, there's like a
Speaker 2: level of bravery you have to.
Speaker 1: It's extremely brave. They don't even have you, or they
Speaker 1: didn't have YouTube to like teach them the beginning steps.
Speaker 1: They just figured out they could do it. They just
Speaker 1: jumped off a thing and they were like, I didn't
Speaker 1: I didn't die, So yeah, I think I can do
Speaker 1: that now. Yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 2: So I'm I'm with you. Flipo is maybe your own thing,
Speaker 2: but I am. I'm against footbo as well, but I'm
Speaker 2: with your conspiracy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I rock with it.
Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not going to write any letters on
Speaker 1: behalf or against flip Oh. I'm staying out of it.
Speaker 1: But I do believe Flip Oh is a criminal, and
Speaker 1: I hope that he's he's met accountability.
Speaker 4: All right, Yeah, I think we did it. Thank you
Speaker 4: so much.
Speaker 3: This is great. This is so good. Can you tell
Speaker 3: the people where they can find you.
Speaker 4: I'm at the stage of my life.
Speaker 3: I don't want anybody to find me anymore, so I
Speaker 3: just appreciate y'all let me pull up, because they start
Speaker 3: finding and start asking for jobs and ship and I
Speaker 3: don't have job. I'm barely trying to keep my job.
Speaker 3: But now on what is it x now, King Joe
Speaker 3: Side fifty four, I'm on threads now too. I'm really
Speaker 3: trying to do some things off red threads a little
Speaker 3: bit more peaceful, less cancer wishes death, threads a little
Speaker 3: bit more more night. But I also missed of robots
Speaker 3: over there though. But my thing with threads is like
Speaker 3: I missed that ship too. I need one or two
Speaker 3: just to keep me on my toes every once in
Speaker 3: a while. Be if it ain't my best ship, like
Speaker 3: please pack me up. Yeah you you.
Speaker 1: You really got to search through the crates on threads
Speaker 1: to get the nasty sort of like gutter stuff, and
Speaker 1: I do. I feel the same way.
Speaker 3: I miss it a little bit, like yeah, one or
Speaker 3: two is fine, but just not the plethora of it.
Speaker 3: But yeah, King Josiah on a social media King Josign
Speaker 3: fifty four, excuse me, let me remember, because.
Speaker 4: I want King to Side to get all the love. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: my ship the fifty fourth in line, fifty.
Speaker 1: Fourth in line, but but number one here to go,
Speaker 1: appreciate it and boy what you got?
Speaker 4: Cool guy?
Speaker 2: Joke City seven on Instagram, little Field, Brooklyn, New York,
Speaker 2: June fifteenth, That's the one I'm gonna be. I got
Speaker 2: some Bay Area dates a week before that. I don't
Speaker 2: have them in front of me. Little Field, Brooklyn, New York,
Speaker 2: June fifteenth. Hell yeah yeah.
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