WEBVTT - Magic Mike 0:00:00.960 --> 0:00:03.760 On the beck Doll Cast, the questions asked if movies 0:00:03.840 --> 0:00:07.480 have women and them, are all their discussions just boyfriends 0:00:07.480 --> 0:00:11.639 and husbands or do they have individualism the patriarchy? Zef 0:00:11.800 --> 0:00:16.840 In best start changing it with the bec Del cast. Hello, 0:00:17.680 --> 0:00:23.919 what up? So I'm trying to recapture our electric live energy. 0:00:24.239 --> 0:00:27.000 Oh my gosh. Yeah. So the episode that you're about 0:00:27.040 --> 0:00:30.440 to hear is an episode that we recorded during a 0:00:30.520 --> 0:00:36.760 live show, our first live show back after over two years. 0:00:38.520 --> 0:00:41.279 It was a blast. It really was. What you're I mean, 0:00:41.320 --> 0:00:44.800 something that you're missing is Yeah, Caitlin gave me a 0:00:44.880 --> 0:00:49.880 lap dance. I had cramps that day, so I didn't 0:00:49.880 --> 0:00:52.840 do much dancing, but I really I tried to enjoy 0:00:52.880 --> 0:00:56.400 the lap dance as best I could. Thank you, I felt, 0:00:56.400 --> 0:00:58.720 I felt, I felt great about it. You were. That's 0:00:58.760 --> 0:01:01.920 no reflection on your skill. You were incredible. Oh my goodness, 0:01:01.960 --> 0:01:04.800 thank you so much. Because the movie was magic Mike, 0:01:05.520 --> 0:01:08.679 and you clicked on it, you you know, come on, 0:01:09.080 --> 0:01:11.399 and we did this whole funny little bit at the 0:01:11.440 --> 0:01:14.240 beginning of the show where you were you came out, 0:01:15.240 --> 0:01:18.120 you were like, oh my gosh, where's Caitlin. When's the 0:01:18.120 --> 0:01:23.400 show going to start smash cut to Pony by genuine playing. 0:01:24.480 --> 0:01:27.600 I come out on stage, I start taking my clothes off, 0:01:27.760 --> 0:01:30.880 I give you a lap dance and I'm like, everyone 0:01:30.920 --> 0:01:33.720 loved it. I mean, I'm I'm I'm giving who with 0:01:33.800 --> 0:01:37.319 my face and my body language, and yeah, it was pretty. 0:01:37.360 --> 0:01:40.440 I mean it was it was electric And that's why 0:01:40.840 --> 0:01:43.440 this is kind of more for for our matrons. But 0:01:43.560 --> 0:01:46.160 that's that's what qualifies us. I think you know, that 0:01:46.280 --> 0:01:49.320 kind of energy and talent is what qualifies us to 0:01:49.360 --> 0:01:53.520 make a Roku original. Uh, this is what's going to 0:01:53.600 --> 0:02:01.080 get us on the slate Roku Original slate because because normally, 0:02:01.440 --> 0:02:04.280 I mean, podcasts are an audio medium, you don't really 0:02:04.320 --> 0:02:07.040 think of any visual thing that's happening. But when you 0:02:07.080 --> 0:02:09.920 come to our live shows, what if the podcasters are hot, 0:02:10.200 --> 0:02:12.560 we're hot, and and we can dance and we give 0:02:12.600 --> 0:02:20.440 a good visual performance, a visual perform. Yeah, of visual. Um, 0:02:20.440 --> 0:02:22.880 it was a really fun show. We hope you enjoy 0:02:23.360 --> 0:02:26.600 the episode. Uh, we had. We had a good time 0:02:27.400 --> 0:02:30.560 visually performing it for you. Yes, but you know, I 0:02:30.600 --> 0:02:33.280 think it will come through on on audio as well, 0:02:33.320 --> 0:02:36.760 and we're hoping to do more live shows in in 0:02:36.800 --> 0:02:39.640 the near future. This was an experiment that I think 0:02:39.880 --> 0:02:47.000 was a huge success, major success. So here's the episode. 0:02:47.280 --> 0:02:55.040 Hope you enjoy. Thank you. I think that was exciting. 0:02:55.120 --> 0:02:59.840 Usually I get naked, right, I know we're doing kinky switch, 0:03:02.000 --> 0:03:05.280 A kinky switch. I'm sorry, emin insult. I don't know 0:03:05.320 --> 0:03:08.640 what I'm talking about. Yeah, I'm a virgin. I don't know. 0:03:08.880 --> 0:03:14.840 We're both virgins. So this movie was really confusing. Welcome 0:03:14.880 --> 0:03:20.560 to the back, felt guys, Get up, welcome back. Sorry 0:03:20.639 --> 0:03:23.800 for spilling Mike's heart immediately. That's how you know that 0:03:24.000 --> 0:03:27.720 we're back, because I can't even manage my MIC's heart. 0:03:28.639 --> 0:03:33.440 Um yeah, okay, well, um here we are. Yeah, welcome back, 0:03:33.480 --> 0:03:38.280 Welcome back at the Sunday afternoon. Um, how's everybody doing? 0:03:38.280 --> 0:03:40.520 Does everyone have a drink? Does everyone have peanut eminem's? 0:03:40.520 --> 0:03:44.760 Are we all safe or we all feel like good? Awesome? Awesome? 0:03:44.760 --> 0:03:46.920 I thought someone was holding up peanut eminem so I 0:03:46.960 --> 0:03:49.000 was like, all right, that's about the energy we're gonna 0:03:49.000 --> 0:03:53.640 be bringing to the show. Thanks for coming. My name 0:03:53.680 --> 0:03:57.760 is Caitlin Durante. Yeah, my name is Jamie Loftus and uh, 0:03:57.800 --> 0:04:01.040 this is our this is our podcast. This time you're 0:04:01.240 --> 0:04:04.360 looking at us and we haven't done this in a while. 0:04:04.400 --> 0:04:06.960 We even't what was the last show that we did live? 0:04:06.960 --> 0:04:11.800 Would have been like Valentine's Day, right, I don't even 0:04:11.840 --> 0:04:17.520 remember what it was, Black Swan, New York City. Wow, 0:04:17.520 --> 0:04:20.279 you know it feels like ages ago. Uh. I think 0:04:20.279 --> 0:04:22.600 really has happened since some times not just sort of 0:04:22.680 --> 0:04:25.159 kind of fell off, got pretty lazy. I don't really know. 0:04:25.920 --> 0:04:30.200 I feel very out of practice. I'm stressed out about 0:04:30.600 --> 0:04:34.360 various articles of my clothes being scattered about the audience. 0:04:34.680 --> 0:04:40.440 Everyone they're not gonna steal it. I yeah, we were 0:04:40.440 --> 0:04:42.840 really stressing about Okay, So the whole thing here is 0:04:42.880 --> 0:04:45.520 that we were really stressing about the opening. We changed 0:04:45.560 --> 0:04:47.600 the idea for the opening of this a million times. 0:04:47.600 --> 0:04:49.800 We went to the mall last night looking for taraway 0:04:49.880 --> 0:04:53.560 pants that did not materialize. We don't exist anymore. Oh 0:04:53.600 --> 0:04:55.960 my god. The woman at Dick's Sporting Goods looked at 0:04:55.960 --> 0:04:57.880 me like I had four hundred heads. I was like, 0:04:59.200 --> 0:05:01.840 at Kayleen, you'd had not come to my rescue at all. 0:05:01.880 --> 0:05:05.359 I was like, um, so we're looking for pants that 0:05:05.720 --> 0:05:08.040 have the buttons and you can pull them off and 0:05:08.120 --> 0:05:11.440 she and she was like what And I was like, 0:05:11.520 --> 0:05:13.280 you know, like the and she's like, I know you're 0:05:13.320 --> 0:05:17.880 talking about, but this isn't the right store. I thought 0:05:17.920 --> 0:05:19.640 I could have been the right store. So then we 0:05:19.680 --> 0:05:21.400 just went to the food court and went home and 0:05:21.480 --> 0:05:24.719 so and then we figured this out. And then I 0:05:24.760 --> 0:05:26.599 had these pants but they don't they don't even work. 0:05:26.839 --> 0:05:31.200 They don't work. Before I'm wearing two pairs of underwear 0:05:31.320 --> 0:05:33.880 right now. One of them is a song. I feel 0:05:33.920 --> 0:05:39.000 so uncomfortable. You were, I mean, Caitlin, you you were like, 0:05:39.160 --> 0:05:41.440 maybe I'll wear the song. I was like, I don't 0:05:41.440 --> 0:05:44.719 even want to show my arms, but I did. But 0:05:44.839 --> 0:05:49.800 I did. I wore my Shrek bra. So there's a 0:05:49.920 --> 0:05:52.839 version of this episode where we came out so confident 0:05:52.880 --> 0:05:55.919 that Caitlin was wearing a thong and I took my 0:05:56.080 --> 0:05:58.760 shirt off and was wearing it. It's two pm. It 0:05:58.880 --> 0:06:03.200 wasn't gonna but you know, I was like, everyone's gonna 0:06:03.200 --> 0:06:06.640 be sucked up. You're not fucked up. I've had three 0:06:06.640 --> 0:06:09.159 steps with my car Harden lemonade, and I'm ready to 0:06:09.200 --> 0:06:12.320 pass away. But you know, there's also if anyone at 0:06:12.360 --> 0:06:15.320 any point, I brought one can for the audience, So 0:06:16.240 --> 0:06:18.679 if anyone's like, you know, like vibing. They're like, wait, 0:06:18.760 --> 0:06:20.640 this would be so much better if I felt like 0:06:20.720 --> 0:06:26.120 I had a migraine. Um, that's there, got that. I 0:06:26.160 --> 0:06:30.159 think that's truly my hero's journey is when this podcast started, 0:06:30.200 --> 0:06:32.280 I could drink Mike's hard whatever I want, And now 0:06:32.320 --> 0:06:34.720 it makes me feel like I died six weeks ago. 0:06:36.200 --> 0:06:39.960 I'm impressed with your character arc. Thank you, thank you. 0:06:40.040 --> 0:06:44.839 It is the greatest story of UM, well, welcome, thank 0:06:44.839 --> 0:06:48.560 you for being here. We're happy to be back, you know, 0:06:48.680 --> 0:06:50.719 and we wanted to let you know that we really 0:06:50.920 --> 0:06:54.560 we're gonna do something horny and then we're cowards. Um, 0:06:54.960 --> 0:07:00.440 I beg to differently. That was beautiful. That was to fall. 0:07:00.720 --> 0:07:05.280 Thank you, And that's what you get if you don't 0:07:05.279 --> 0:07:07.880 come to our live shows. And you don't know that 0:07:07.920 --> 0:07:11.440 anyone who's listening at home right now, Sorry you missed out. 0:07:11.560 --> 0:07:14.480 You're just gonna have to imagine it. But don't send 0:07:14.520 --> 0:07:18.120 us any emails about it, because that's it's wild that 0:07:18.160 --> 0:07:23.880 you have to say that, but you really do. Well. Okay. 0:07:23.920 --> 0:07:30.120 Has anyone ever here ever seen the movie Magical Michael? Really, 0:07:30.240 --> 0:07:37.280 that's his Christian stripper name, Magical Michael. I was calling 0:07:37.280 --> 0:07:38.760 this movie so many things in my head. I was 0:07:38.800 --> 0:07:43.040 calling it magical, Michael, I was calling it himbo, billy elegy, 0:07:44.720 --> 0:07:46.840 calling it all sorts of that's the two things. No, 0:07:47.360 --> 0:07:53.640 I love it. Has anyone not seen magic? Mike magic Michel? Oh? Wow? Wow? 0:07:54.000 --> 0:08:00.080 Everyone did start, Oh I miss bullying. The audience was on, 0:08:00.800 --> 0:08:04.520 this is exciting. Um. Has anyone been to a live 0:08:04.640 --> 0:08:09.000 Bectel cash show before? Wow? Oh my gosh, welcome back. 0:08:09.080 --> 0:08:15.040 Has anyone not been? So many newcomers you get to 0:08:15.040 --> 0:08:18.640 see us in the raw, like those little brown sugar packets, 0:08:21.920 --> 0:08:23.520 just so you know, I come out and do a 0:08:23.640 --> 0:08:26.560 strip tease before every live show. Yeah. She did that 0:08:26.600 --> 0:08:29.520 before our Nightmare before Christmas episode, and I was like, 0:08:29.920 --> 0:08:32.480 it doesn't seem she did. She did. She grinded on 0:08:32.559 --> 0:08:40.560 me for all of What's this? And I was like hell? 0:08:40.760 --> 0:08:44.240 And then I was wearing these same pants. The context 0:08:44.400 --> 0:08:47.200 made no sense, but everyone was getting pretty fucking horn 0:08:47.320 --> 0:08:52.560 I think, and so forth. In my defense, we were 0:08:52.600 --> 0:08:56.080 all asking of that performance of mine, what is this? 0:08:57.760 --> 0:09:06.319 What's this? And answer us Christmas Town. When Caitlin grinds 0:09:06.320 --> 0:09:09.480 on me, which she does all the time, it evokes 0:09:09.800 --> 0:09:19.680 Christmas morning? Sorry, where are we? I? Feel sick. I like, don't. 0:09:20.240 --> 0:09:24.240 I can't believe I spilled Mike's spirit. I haven't done 0:09:24.240 --> 0:09:26.880 that since I was like twenty two. Um, you made 0:09:26.920 --> 0:09:30.720 the hilarious joke backstage, Magic Mike's Hard. I think we 0:09:30.720 --> 0:09:37.959 should just Mike's Hard movie and then an extremely magical 0:09:38.000 --> 0:09:45.480 Michael's Hard movie. Did you? Did you know that there's 0:09:45.559 --> 0:09:49.000 a third movie in development as we speak? No? What 0:09:49.160 --> 0:09:51.040 is it? Is it an all girl reboot, which would 0:09:51.080 --> 0:09:58.720 make magical michaela magical Michelle. I let me check to 0:09:58.760 --> 0:10:03.760 see what it's called. Old. It is called Sorry I 0:10:03.800 --> 0:10:06.880 am dB dot com scholarly journal. I ever heard of it? 0:10:08.400 --> 0:10:17.000 Magic Mike's Last Dance? Does he die? Holy sh it? 0:10:17.320 --> 0:10:23.120 That would actually be so amazing if they killed I 0:10:23.120 --> 0:10:25.880 have all like they do, like a Season one Throne 0:10:25.880 --> 0:10:29.360 Game situation where they're like, we all love Magic Mike, 0:10:29.440 --> 0:10:33.120 but what if he just dropped dead on stage? I 0:10:33.160 --> 0:10:37.120 have dreams like that sometimes, where you're like, you're having 0:10:37.120 --> 0:10:39.680 a heart attack on stage and everyone's like this is 0:10:39.679 --> 0:10:44.000 such an abstract bit, and and then you die and 0:10:44.040 --> 0:10:47.720 everyone's like, oh, well, I guess I got my eleven 0:10:47.720 --> 0:10:52.480 dollars worth. Well, I doubt he's going to die, but 0:10:52.640 --> 0:10:55.719 we don't know. Um, should we tell the audience what 0:10:55.760 --> 0:10:59.679 the show is? Yeah? Has anyone here ever not listened 0:10:59.679 --> 0:11:02.000 to the by steal cast before I have a I 0:11:02.000 --> 0:11:05.240 have a harpoon gun with me, But feel free to 0:11:05.320 --> 0:11:06.880 let us know if you haven't listened to our little 0:11:06.920 --> 0:11:14.559 podcast on more Wow, listeners, no one raised their hands. Wow, 0:11:14.600 --> 0:11:17.679 that's exciting. We are so popular, So we have to 0:11:17.720 --> 0:11:19.400 tell them. I mean, I guess we do well. The 0:11:19.480 --> 0:11:23.079 listeners at home again, the losers who couldn't be bothered 0:11:23.120 --> 0:11:27.080 to jack asses who didn't have the time to take 0:11:27.120 --> 0:11:31.480 a first class flight to watch me spill Mike's hard 0:11:31.559 --> 0:11:36.679 lemonade while Caitlin grinds on me at two pm. So 0:11:36.720 --> 0:11:41.640 the show is an examination of movies through an intersectional 0:11:41.679 --> 0:11:46.640 feminist lens, using the Bechdel Test as a jumping off point. Jamie, 0:11:47.080 --> 0:11:50.680 tell me what it is well. The Bechdel Test is 0:11:50.880 --> 0:11:55.600 a media metric created by queer cartoonist Alison Bechdels, sometimes 0:11:55.640 --> 0:11:59.320 called the Bechtel Wallace Test. Lots of versions of this test. 0:11:59.440 --> 0:12:02.160 Our version of the Bechtel test requires that there be 0:12:02.600 --> 0:12:06.280 two characters of a marginalized gender with names who speak 0:12:06.280 --> 0:12:08.480 to each other about something other than a man for 0:12:08.640 --> 0:12:14.760 two lines of dialogue. This movie is complicated in that regarded. 0:12:16.320 --> 0:12:20.000 It's not a perfect metric. Um. But you know, I 0:12:20.559 --> 0:12:22.760 could have had a second female character, you know, but 0:12:22.840 --> 0:12:26.160 you know, you know what, you know what when we 0:12:26.200 --> 0:12:28.440 did the live shows, we want to choose fun movies 0:12:28.480 --> 0:12:30.560 that we don't have a ton of criticisms of. And 0:12:30.600 --> 0:12:32.480 then backstage I was like, but what if we talked 0:12:32.520 --> 0:12:38.080 about semiotics? You know? Um, anyways, it's complicated. That's what 0:12:38.160 --> 0:12:43.800 the show is is that. Okay, uh, thank you. This 0:12:43.840 --> 0:12:49.600 is a hostage situation. So uh, Caitlin, yes, to get 0:12:49.640 --> 0:12:54.559 us started. What is your experience with the film Magical 0:12:54.600 --> 0:12:58.480 Michael two thousand twelve. My history with Magical Michael is 0:12:58.679 --> 0:13:03.200 that it came out the year that I started graduate school, 0:13:03.200 --> 0:13:05.560 where I did go to earn a master's degree in 0:13:05.600 --> 0:13:11.600 screenwriting from Boston University, which absolutely hate to mention, I 0:13:11.640 --> 0:13:14.600 didn't know that you didn't because I'd never talked about it. 0:13:15.640 --> 0:13:21.920 But I didn't see movies that entire two year period 0:13:22.120 --> 0:13:24.120 in the theaters because I just didn't have time so 0:13:24.160 --> 0:13:26.360 busy getting a master's degree. God, what were you you 0:13:26.400 --> 0:13:30.400 were doing? What homework? And classes. Yeah, and a job 0:13:30.559 --> 0:13:34.880 and job and stand up comedy. That's how we metto 0:13:36.240 --> 0:13:44.079 uh love you? Should you like? Okay? Yeah? Are you 0:13:44.120 --> 0:13:50.839 a cocker spaniel? Go nuts? So I didn't see the 0:13:50.880 --> 0:13:54.600 movie in theaters, which is what all this prelude was. 0:13:54.800 --> 0:13:57.360 Is that the right word anyway? Um? So I didn't 0:13:57.400 --> 0:13:59.040 see the movie in theaters, but I saw it like 0:13:59.320 --> 0:14:03.480 a year after, and I saw the sequel as well. 0:14:03.960 --> 0:14:06.320 But I had confused the two and I thought the 0:14:06.400 --> 0:14:10.160 scene where Channing Tatum has sex with a work bench 0:14:11.120 --> 0:14:14.600 was in the first movie. I was wrong. That was 0:14:14.640 --> 0:14:16.600 just a call back to the first movie. It takes 0:14:16.600 --> 0:14:20.120 place in the second movie. So I'm all out of sorts. 0:14:20.360 --> 0:14:23.680 But the point is, I've your humping cannon is all 0:14:23.800 --> 0:14:28.960 fuck up? True truly. But I've seen both movies, but 0:14:29.240 --> 0:14:31.320 they weren't really in my rotation. I don't know why. 0:14:31.440 --> 0:14:36.600 Because Magic Michael Magical Michael is a good movie. It's 0:14:36.600 --> 0:14:39.040 a really good movie. I do understand why it may 0:14:39.080 --> 0:14:42.320 not be in anyone's regular rotation. If it is, that's great, 0:14:42.360 --> 0:14:44.560 But if it isn't, it's like more of a bummer 0:14:44.560 --> 0:14:47.440 than you are thinking it's going to be right, Like 0:14:47.680 --> 0:14:49.480 I under because I was like, this is gonna be 0:14:49.560 --> 0:14:51.280 a horny fun and I was like, wow, this is 0:14:51.320 --> 0:14:55.280 actually a deep interrogation of the financial crisis, you know, 0:14:55.600 --> 0:14:58.360 like I get why it's like not a movie that 0:14:58.400 --> 0:15:00.760 I would It's interesting because I feel it looks like 0:15:00.760 --> 0:15:02.720 a movie you would want to watch every single day, 0:15:03.280 --> 0:15:06.480 but it's actually like maybe a once a year kind 0:15:06.480 --> 0:15:09.160 of like Wow, yeah, that was a rough point in history. 0:15:09.760 --> 0:15:11.440 It's too bad that they don't know it gets so 0:15:11.600 --> 0:15:18.280 much worse, right, So uh that and I already I 0:15:18.320 --> 0:15:22.960 already had a movie about male strippers in my rotation, 0:15:23.040 --> 0:15:25.400 the Full Monty, So I was like, there can only 0:15:25.440 --> 0:15:28.040 be one. There can be only one, and you know 0:15:28.160 --> 0:15:35.960 that slot had been prejudice against men. But yes, which 0:15:36.640 --> 0:15:38.720 is there should be more of We've been criticized for 0:15:38.760 --> 0:15:47.040 that before and some really carefully. Where did iTunes reviews? Jamie, 0:15:47.120 --> 0:15:51.360 What is your relationship with Magical Michael? I did not 0:15:51.480 --> 0:15:54.160 have a relationship with Magical Michael. This movie came out 0:15:54.200 --> 0:15:56.760 at some point when I was in college. I didn't 0:15:56.800 --> 0:15:59.440 see it, and then I continued to not see it. 0:15:59.800 --> 0:16:02.360 I feel like there is uh I was aware of, 0:16:02.440 --> 0:16:07.280 like there's like a faction of women comics who regularly 0:16:07.320 --> 0:16:10.000 go to see Magic Mike in Vegas. Has anyone ever 0:16:10.040 --> 0:16:13.400 seen Magic Mike in Vegas. It's like there's a live 0:16:13.720 --> 0:16:17.680 male strip show based on this movie, which is kind 0:16:17.680 --> 0:16:21.440 of fucking incredible. It's supposed to be really really fun. 0:16:21.560 --> 0:16:25.240 I know, like that it's a very popular pilgrimage I 0:16:25.240 --> 0:16:28.720 guess to make um but no, I had never seen 0:16:28.720 --> 0:16:31.360 the movie before. I was very excited to see it. 0:16:31.400 --> 0:16:33.080 I thought it was going to really like lift my 0:16:33.160 --> 0:16:37.560 spirits and make me horny, and it did. But then 0:16:37.640 --> 0:16:41.640 immediately after it reminded me that all the Glitters is 0:16:41.680 --> 0:16:44.360 not gold and that Channing Tatum did not get that 0:16:44.400 --> 0:16:49.880 bank loan and right, so it's I I mean, I 0:16:50.000 --> 0:16:52.960 ended up like really loving and appreciating the movie when 0:16:53.000 --> 0:16:55.400 I was getting ready for this episode, in like ways 0:16:55.440 --> 0:16:57.200 I was not expecting to. I thought I was gonna 0:16:57.240 --> 0:17:00.440 be like uplifted by horny fun, which I us, but 0:17:00.480 --> 0:17:03.960 then I was immediately taken back down by serious problems 0:17:04.280 --> 0:17:07.240 and like I just I really liked this movie. I'm 0:17:07.320 --> 0:17:10.679 very excited to talk about it. At the end, I 0:17:10.720 --> 0:17:14.640 haven't seen the sequel. Sorry, okay, well we'll I didn't 0:17:14.640 --> 0:17:16.760 even rewatch it. For this because I knew, I know 0:17:16.840 --> 0:17:20.000 that we're just going to do a separate episode on it. 0:17:20.400 --> 0:17:25.199 So did they get Okay, no spoilers, but do they 0:17:25.240 --> 0:17:28.399 get hornier or less horny in the second one? I 0:17:28.440 --> 0:17:35.919 truly don't remember what's the hump to come ratio in 0:17:36.000 --> 0:17:40.480 the two who Who's Who's come? Are you like, audience, 0:17:41.000 --> 0:17:43.040 do you say hump to come? Oh? I just been 0:17:43.119 --> 0:17:47.040 strictly on screen. I feel like we can't know off 0:17:47.040 --> 0:17:50.000 screen anyone could be coming. I don't know, it's not 0:17:50.040 --> 0:17:52.680 my business. People come to kind of sucking whatever, you know. 0:17:54.680 --> 0:17:58.439 I misunderstood the question. Um like I'm sitting with like 0:17:58.440 --> 0:18:03.840 a beaker measure belcome when they watch Magic Mike xxel 0:18:05.720 --> 0:18:09.119 I'm a scientist. Um No, I just I just mean 0:18:09.240 --> 0:18:13.960 on screen. I again, I only remember the scene where 0:18:14.200 --> 0:18:19.320 Channing Tatum, the titular magical Magical Michael has sex with 0:18:19.359 --> 0:18:23.600 a workbench too. Does the workbench come? The work bench 0:18:23.640 --> 0:18:28.919 obviously comes, and but that scene pales in comparison to 0:18:29.880 --> 0:18:36.960 the awesome dance I did earlier today. Wow. And then 0:18:37.000 --> 0:18:38.840 for all of your listeners, that's the thing is like 0:18:38.960 --> 0:18:41.240 for the listeners, they could be coming right now, and 0:18:41.320 --> 0:18:45.720 we wouldn't know true. And again I feel the need 0:18:45.800 --> 0:18:48.760 to say, if you are coming, please don't tell us. 0:18:51.640 --> 0:18:56.880 Oh okay, So yeah, I don't know who's coming off screen. 0:18:56.880 --> 0:18:58.560 I don't want to know who's coming off screen, and 0:18:58.640 --> 0:19:01.760 that is a universally a applicable law. I will Okay. 0:19:01.880 --> 0:19:04.000 Last thing I'll say before we get into the recap 0:19:04.920 --> 0:19:09.240 is Okay, there's a lot of men in this movie, 0:19:09.560 --> 0:19:14.199 which normally sounds like an accusation, but there is. But 0:19:14.560 --> 0:19:19.840 the two main mikes are Magical Michael and then there's 0:19:19.840 --> 0:19:23.800 Magic Michael Jr. Yes, yes, the Magical Michael Jr. A 0:19:23.920 --> 0:19:27.879 k Adam which every time someone people can't name characters 0:19:27.920 --> 0:19:32.640 Adam anymore because I'm like it was taken by Frankenstein 0:19:32.880 --> 0:19:38.280 and the Bible, but mostly I Frankens. Mostly the Bible 0:19:38.359 --> 0:19:43.480 was actually adapted from my frankenste Oh god, that parton 0:19:43.520 --> 0:19:46.159 I Frankenstein, where the the what is it? Like the 0:19:46.200 --> 0:19:51.000 goblin Queen is talking to Aaron at Cart playing horny Frankenstein. 0:19:52.359 --> 0:19:56.199 No one knows what I'm talking about. Okay. There. What 0:19:56.280 --> 0:19:59.440 I was saying is I wasn't expecting Magical Michael Jr. 0:19:59.560 --> 0:20:04.200 To be in my head. The guy from Beastly right, 0:20:04.840 --> 0:20:07.200 which if you okay, and then I have to unpack 0:20:07.280 --> 0:20:12.840 that now. Beastly was a eleven adaptation of Beauty and 0:20:12.880 --> 0:20:17.800 the Beast starring Vanessa Hudgens and This Guy, in which 0:20:17.920 --> 0:20:23.479 Vanessa Hudgens plays uh, fourteen year old at age fifty 0:20:23.720 --> 0:20:29.520 and uh, this guy who's also five hundred uh plays 0:20:29.800 --> 0:20:34.000 the beast. But he's just like a hot topic, like right, 0:20:34.560 --> 0:20:36.800 I feel like he just has some like facial scarring 0:20:36.880 --> 0:20:40.159 and they're like he's hideous. It's again I party facial 0:20:40.200 --> 0:20:44.280 scarring and he's like, don't look at me. And Vanessa 0:20:44.400 --> 0:20:48.240 is like okay, Like I don't, okay, I have to 0:20:48.240 --> 0:20:52.520 return to something from earlier, the hump to come ratio. 0:20:53.400 --> 0:20:57.520 Are you serious? I was confused by the question because 0:20:58.000 --> 0:21:03.840 to my knowledge, who even comes in the movie? Well, 0:21:04.040 --> 0:21:06.359 the hump toicum ratio can be zero to a hundred. 0:21:08.359 --> 0:21:10.240 I don't think. I don't. I don't know if we 0:21:10.320 --> 0:21:14.400 see anyone I see. Okay. The other thing is in movies, 0:21:14.520 --> 0:21:18.480 I feel like equals come right. I don't think we 0:21:18.560 --> 0:21:20.840 actually I mean, and I don't think. I mean, this 0:21:20.880 --> 0:21:23.280 is like what a PG thirteen movie. I'm not expecting 0:21:23.320 --> 0:21:30.080 to see fucking ejaculate. Well, like, that's caught. But who 0:21:30.119 --> 0:21:39.600 even goes I don't think Michael j He goes, that's 0:21:39.400 --> 0:21:50.240 that's mail. There's and then there's like, you know, there's 0:21:50.240 --> 0:21:55.560 a whole spectrum of sounds you can make. I'm familiar 0:21:55.760 --> 0:22:00.320 and there's two. All right, we just we have to 0:22:00.400 --> 0:22:03.800 move on. Should I do the recap? Yeah? All right, everyway, 0:22:03.800 --> 0:22:15.560 give it up for Caitlin's famous recap. Yeah. Oh, we've 0:22:15.560 --> 0:22:19.280 already gone way off the rails. What if I was like, 0:22:19.480 --> 0:22:21.640 I don't even remember what happens in this movie because 0:22:21.680 --> 0:22:25.640 I was too busy watching Channing Tatum's arms. Oh my god, 0:22:25.640 --> 0:22:29.360 then we would be like, there's a funny parallel universe 0:22:29.359 --> 0:22:32.000 where this is like this same podcast, but it's really 0:22:32.080 --> 0:22:35.200 girl Boss vibes, where we're like, I don't know, I 0:22:35.200 --> 0:22:39.560 couldn't pay attention due to the pecks, you know, and 0:22:39.600 --> 0:22:41.640 it's like to be I am paying attention to them, 0:22:41.680 --> 0:22:46.199 but but academically, yeah, we have to talk about the 0:22:46.240 --> 0:22:54.160 female scholarly way. I'm looking at his pecks for my job. Alright, 0:22:54.359 --> 0:23:00.320 So here we go. We meet Dallas played by Matthew mcconne. Hey, 0:23:00.440 --> 0:23:03.760 who I'll just interrupt myself right now. I hate him 0:23:03.840 --> 0:23:10.000 so much. This movie would be like better without Dallas 0:23:10.000 --> 0:23:13.520 Ak Matthew McConaughey. Okay, So he is the owner of 0:23:13.760 --> 0:23:19.080 a male strip club in Tampa, Florida. Ever heard of it? Uh? 0:23:19.200 --> 0:23:21.600 We Dampa as a character in the movie, it is 0:23:22.400 --> 0:23:24.720 Do we ever learn the name of the strip club? 0:23:25.040 --> 0:23:27.080 I don't think So they keep like panning up to 0:23:27.119 --> 0:23:34.680 the someone's nodding, Wait, what's the name of the club? Exquisite? Yes, exquisite? 0:23:34.720 --> 0:23:37.399 Sorry we were hitting the emphasis wrong. Thank you so much? 0:23:37.680 --> 0:23:41.840 Would you like some Mike's Hard? I love someone's helping 0:23:41.840 --> 0:23:45.000 me out and I'm punishing them. Um, if anyone does that? 0:23:45.119 --> 0:23:48.320 Does anyone want a small glass of Mike's Hard? I 0:23:48.400 --> 0:23:52.680 have a mango? Wait? I have Okay, Caitlin, you keep recapping, 0:23:52.720 --> 0:23:57.640 I'm gonna I have to do something. Okay. So he's 0:23:57.640 --> 0:24:00.560 going over the ground rules of the club and we 0:24:00.920 --> 0:24:06.160 meet Magical Michael. That's Channing Tatum. He has just had 0:24:06.320 --> 0:24:11.080 a threesome with Joanna played by Olivia Munn and some 0:24:11.160 --> 0:24:15.040 other lady whose name they don't remember. So this movie 0:24:15.080 --> 0:24:17.280 was like deliberately like We're not even going to try 0:24:17.320 --> 0:24:23.280 to pass the Bechtel test because we hate giving women names. Um. 0:24:23.320 --> 0:24:25.520 And just in case you had any shred of doubt 0:24:25.760 --> 0:24:34.240 about whether a Channing Tatum character fox he fus uh, 0:24:34.680 --> 0:24:38.400 the movie wants you to know that right away. We 0:24:38.760 --> 0:24:43.960 learned that Magical Michael makes artisanal furniture that um looks 0:24:43.960 --> 0:24:49.040 like shit. Honestly, I'm so ugly, but you know, good 0:24:49.040 --> 0:24:52.679 for his artistic vision or whatever. Um. His dream is 0:24:52.720 --> 0:24:55.720 to sell his pieces for money and for that to 0:24:55.720 --> 0:24:59.320 be his full time job until then he does. He 0:24:59.400 --> 0:25:04.000 has a several other jobs, such as a roofing job 0:25:04.280 --> 0:25:12.000 where he meets Adam played by Alex Adam Frankenstein a 0:25:12.200 --> 0:25:16.520 k a. Magical Michael Jr. A k a. Alex Petty 0:25:16.600 --> 0:25:21.280 for the kid from Beastley. He is nineteen years old. 0:25:21.520 --> 0:25:24.080 He's kind of a mess. He does not have his 0:25:24.119 --> 0:25:29.120 ship together. He's kind of a fun like combination of 0:25:29.880 --> 0:25:34.640 Florida man tropes with angry teenager tropes where they're like, 0:25:34.840 --> 0:25:38.320 he beat up his football coach here, like okay, yeah, 0:25:38.359 --> 0:25:42.600 I think I understand whose character is. Yes, he lives 0:25:42.640 --> 0:25:48.320 with his sister Brooke played by Cody Horn, and she 0:25:48.800 --> 0:25:53.520 is trying to help him get some steady work. That night, 0:25:54.200 --> 0:26:00.399 Adam Frankenstein bumps into Mike, who's outside of a dan club. 0:26:00.720 --> 0:26:05.159 Mike brings him into a strip club, where Adam is 0:26:05.200 --> 0:26:09.679 surprised to learn that Mike is a male stripper, but 0:26:09.800 --> 0:26:13.000 not just a male stripper, the king of the male stripper. 0:26:14.400 --> 0:26:17.600 He like the male stripper. It's really it's kind of 0:26:17.880 --> 0:26:23.800 an exciting reveal where he's like, I'm Jesus. Like, he's like, 0:26:23.880 --> 0:26:30.439 I'm not Batman, I'm the Batman starring. I would say, 0:26:30.440 --> 0:26:31.879 I haven't seen it yet? Does he say that? In 0:26:31.920 --> 0:26:35.399 the he points out a picture of Christian Bale and 0:26:35.440 --> 0:26:39.040 he's like, I'm not Batman. He's like, Michael Katon No, no, no, no, no, 0:26:39.400 --> 0:26:45.480 I'm not those Batman's I'm the bad anyway. So, um, 0:26:45.640 --> 0:26:50.680 Adam learns that Mike is a male stripper. Dallas gives Adam, 0:26:50.760 --> 0:26:54.480 who everyone starts calling the kid, so he gives the 0:26:54.560 --> 0:26:57.960 kid a k Adam a job doing props for the night. 0:26:58.000 --> 0:27:02.600 At the club, Adam meet the other male strippers, whose 0:27:02.680 --> 0:27:11.760 names are Big Dick, Ritchie, Ken, Tito, and Tarzan. So 0:27:13.280 --> 0:27:16.840 I feel like that is first of all, in every 0:27:16.840 --> 0:27:23.400 friend group, there is one Big Dick Richie, one can, 0:27:23.400 --> 0:27:27.200 one Tito, one Tarzan, and which one are well? Which 0:27:27.240 --> 0:27:31.240 which are you of that? Oh my gosh, um round 0:27:31.240 --> 0:27:33.680 of applause. If you think I'm the big dick Richie 0:27:36.080 --> 0:27:39.120