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Speaker 2: Made it to a Thursday. We got football coming up tonight.
Speaker 2: Come on in, it's our one on the program. Gang's
Speaker 2: all here. The Minister of Humor is a little under
Speaker 2: the weather and we're trying to debate if having a
Speaker 2: cold means you're sick. But Fritzi is here. He somehow
Speaker 2: made it and it's heroic.
Speaker 3: It's a miracle.
Speaker 4: Yes.
Speaker 2: Uh, give me the audience a little bit of what
Speaker 2: they can expect to hear today.
Speaker 3: I have a little bit of a froggy kind of voice. Okay,
Speaker 3: knows this stuff and it's affecting my So it's a cold.
Speaker 3: It's a cold with with a chance for to advance
Speaker 3: to being sick.
Speaker 4: Oh, it could have advance like.
Speaker 3: A player to be named later cold with the prospect
Speaker 3: of it becoming of course, and being said, hopefully I'll
Speaker 3: just stay a cold.
Speaker 2: All right, Well, you got your Peyton Manning Colts jersey
Speaker 2: on today day Eli's coming on today.
Speaker 3: I don't have an Eli Manning jersey, So I put
Speaker 3: a Peyton Manning jersey. I'm not even a Bronco when
Speaker 3: I put a cult one.
Speaker 2: On it, right, So Todd is a little under the weather,
Speaker 2: although we're not sure of having a cold. Old means
Speaker 2: you're sick. Could go either way, but we do have
Speaker 2: the glass partition between seatan and Fritzy.
Speaker 4: He's not going to fall for a banana and the
Speaker 4: tailblap either. No, No, he's not.
Speaker 5: He's not.
Speaker 3: So PAULI may be concerned about getting a waft. Is
Speaker 3: it because I'm coming.
Speaker 2: Straight to well, there's no glass. We have enough distance,
Speaker 2: I think, Okay, never enough distance. Okay, yeah, So Seaton's here, Marvin, Paulie,
Speaker 2: yours truly the back room guys as well. We're already
Speaker 2: in mid show form. Here is Todd. I thought Todd.
Speaker 2: I mean, not many people limp when they have a cold,
Speaker 2: but it felt like Todd was limping when he came
Speaker 2: in today.
Speaker 3: I think that's just a hemorrhoids thing. But they try to,
Speaker 3: you know, make it sound like it's a bigger deal.
Speaker 4: No, we're not doing that too.
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Speaker 2: A little bit later on the aforementioned Eli Manning will
Speaker 2: stop by our good buddy Ross Tucker as well. It's
Speaker 2: the Bills at the Dolphins and the Dolphins favored by
Speaker 2: two and a half. It's a big game. It's a
Speaker 2: big game early Week two, and this is a perception
Speaker 2: win for the Dolphins if they beat Buffalo. Now they're
Speaker 2: supposed to, but still they're one in six against Buffalo.
Speaker 2: Here's to a tongue of ioloa on that perception that
Speaker 2: the Dolphins can't beat Buffalo.
Speaker 6: That's going to be what's written out there until we
Speaker 6: do something about that. That's going to be the narrative
Speaker 6: that we can't beat the Bills. And until we do
Speaker 6: beat them, we beat them consistently like none of that's
Speaker 6: going to change. And we have an opportunity to do
Speaker 6: that this year.
Speaker 4: We have an opportunity to do that. This Thursday.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm not gonna say must win, but it kind
Speaker 2: of is inching closer to a must win against this
Speaker 2: team who you're going to be going against again. Now,
Speaker 2: the must must win for me is December when you
Speaker 2: face Buffalo. I think that's the next time the home
Speaker 2: at home. That's what I want to know. Can Miami
Speaker 2: win a game in Buffalo late in the year. They
Speaker 2: should win this game in Miami. They should win this game.
Speaker 7: Yeah, Pauline, are you doing the must ish winning of
Speaker 7: the weekend in Week two?
Speaker 2: I Week two mustish win? Okay, Okay, that'd be a record,
Speaker 2: But I'm doing a must ish win for the Jets
Speaker 2: against the Titans as well.
Speaker 8: Keep going, bringing in Big Fella.
Speaker 4: The Bengals against the Chiefs.
Speaker 2: I can't say that's a must ish win because it
Speaker 2: I mean, they're what a touchdown underdog in that game,
Speaker 2: But it's like a semi semi semi must ish win.
Speaker 9: I'm comfortable saying that the Ravens must win. They must
Speaker 9: beat the Raiders. Ish is it feels like a mustish win?
Speaker 2: Well, how many mustish wins are there this weekend? I mean,
Speaker 2: I would say Miami, that's a Mustish win against Buffalo. Definitely, definitely.
Speaker 2: And I think the Jets going on the road, just
Speaker 2: the fact that they start over and two it's an avalanche.
Speaker 2: It's just everybody's waiting. And now Aaron Rodgers says, hey,
Speaker 2: if you're jumping off the bandwagon, we don't want you
Speaker 2: back on later in the year. Like we don't need
Speaker 2: to hear that. Just play football. Don't worry about who's
Speaker 2: on a bandwagon and who's not. And then you know
Speaker 2: the timing aspect of Aaron Rodgers is going to put
Speaker 2: out a documentary on Aaron Rodgers by Aaron Rodgers, and
Speaker 2: it calls it enigma. I mean, come on, like you,
Speaker 2: I would never call myself an enigma, but Aaron is
Speaker 2: calling himself an enigma in this spiritual journey, and let's
Speaker 2: put out a documentary.
Speaker 4: God, we're not even two weeks into the NFL season.
Speaker 3: Yes, Todd must win Cowboys home against the Saints, even
Speaker 3: though the Saints blew out a terrible Panthers team. Don't
Speaker 3: doubts they have to win that game. No, take them really, no, No,
Speaker 3: they lose to the Saints at home and they're supposed
Speaker 3: to go to the Super Bowl.
Speaker 2: Every year and this maybe this, Well, nobody has them
Speaker 2: going to the super Bowl.
Speaker 3: This year, but they think that they should be right there.
Speaker 4: Well yeah, they've thought that for thirty years. But this
Speaker 4: is it.
Speaker 2: I don't think this is must winish mustish win for
Speaker 2: the Cowboys. You know, the Saints played really well. Now,
Speaker 2: do I think the Saints are a playoff team?
Speaker 4: I don't.
Speaker 2: But would I be surprised if the Saints won that game.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't, not the way they played, and they do
Speaker 2: have weapons. They got you know, both sides of the ball.
Speaker 2: But I don't think that's mustiche win. Yes, Martin.
Speaker 5: What about the Browns at Jacksonville?
Speaker 2: Oh boy, I don't know if that's well, Jacksonville's favored.
Speaker 2: I think if you're a home team like Miami's home tonight,
Speaker 2: favored by two and a half, you have to win
Speaker 2: this game. Perception wise, you have to win this game.
Speaker 2: I'd say that's the most mustish win so far of
Speaker 2: Week two.
Speaker 7: Yes, I would throw in Colts at Packers mustiche for
Speaker 7: the Packers. No, Jordan Love, stay afloat. You don't want
Speaker 7: to go oh and two and that you know you
Speaker 7: have a bad month.
Speaker 4: I'll give you that mustache ish.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll give you an ish a lot of issue,
Speaker 2: absolutely any other issues.
Speaker 4: Yes, Tom, Do.
Speaker 3: The Giants have to win at Washington or just not
Speaker 3: get blown out and look absolutely powerble against the Hut
Speaker 3: and Garnet.
Speaker 2: They mustish not look terrible again. Washington has to win
Speaker 2: this game. Yes, this is must lose thish for the Giants.
Speaker 2: The Giants are doing exactly what they need to do.
Speaker 2: They want the first pick of the draft. It's over Johnny.
Speaker 2: They can get out of their quarterback situation at the
Speaker 2: end of this year with Daniel Jones and comfortably draft
Speaker 2: his replacement.
Speaker 4: So you think they're already thinking about tanking.
Speaker 7: Not tanking, but the best thing that could happen for
Speaker 7: the Giants. They're not competing for anything this year. If
Speaker 7: you get the number one pick of the draft, you
Speaker 7: get to reset your franchise and calmly move on from
Speaker 7: Daniel Jones.
Speaker 9: Do you think Brian Dable has the latitude to walk
Speaker 9: into ownership and say, hear me out, I got idea.
Speaker 9: Just listen to me. Hear me out once again. We're
Speaker 9: just gonna tank this season. Trust me, I'm gonna do
Speaker 9: better with the next guy.
Speaker 2: But look, you gotta keep me though, because not many
Speaker 2: guys gonna sit through a season like this where we're
Speaker 2: gonna win three games. Like, promise me, I get to
Speaker 2: keep my job, but I'm going to do a really
Speaker 2: good job of not putting a quality.
Speaker 4: Team out there. Trust me, it's gonna be so good.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna put the game plan in Danny Dime's hands.
Speaker 7: Okay, yes, I'm not sure the Giants have to try
Speaker 7: to tank this. I think it could happen organically.
Speaker 2: See, I think they're going to be better than what
Speaker 2: people expect out of them.
Speaker 10: Now.
Speaker 4: I don't know what that means.
Speaker 2: It might be five or six wins, but they they
Speaker 2: got a good receiver.
Speaker 4: I don't know. They got some defensive players.
Speaker 2: I like your doubting yourself. I know, I am, I am,
Speaker 2: I'm mister doubt fire. Yes, Marvin, they changed their throwback uniforms.
Speaker 2: They'll be in perfect shape.
Speaker 11: They go back to the Lawrence Taylor, Phil SAMs whoa
Speaker 11: perfect celebrate.
Speaker 12: One hundred years. Let's go, come on, Giants. He was
Speaker 12: with me, nobody see what's Paul questioned today? Well, we're gonna.
Speaker 9: Start with two that I thought were fairly obvious answers.
Speaker 4: Okay, maybe I'm wrong, Okay, one of which we've already
Speaker 4: hit on. Do you consider having a being sick?
Speaker 3: Yes or no?
Speaker 4: Let's go around the road. I thought that's fairly obvious, Seaton.
Speaker 2: Do you think Fritzy having a cold means Fritzy is sick?
Speaker 4: Yeah, of course, okay, Marvin, Yes, Paulie.
Speaker 7: No, a cold means you're under the weather, which is
Speaker 7: the little brother of sick.
Speaker 8: But you're not sick.
Speaker 4: It's sick.
Speaker 5: Is the flu?
Speaker 4: That is such a nonsense.
Speaker 8: A cold is not the flu.
Speaker 2: I'm I'm going to agree with Paully from the standpoint
Speaker 2: of you can have a cold.
Speaker 4: I don't think you would feel sick.
Speaker 5: It's sick ish.
Speaker 4: You sound sick. So if you were under the weather, okay,
Speaker 4: that would be akin to being more or less healthy.
Speaker 7: Less healthy than the normal day. Okay, Well we're talking
Speaker 7: about sick. So if you were to look.
Speaker 9: Up under the weather, what comes up is uh, if
Speaker 9: you say the phrase under the weather, that means you
Speaker 9: are feeling slightly ill slightly okay. However, then the word ill, unwell,
Speaker 9: poorly sick. Those are all cinnamon ill sinnish illish illage.
Speaker 4: I think Todd is ill ish.
Speaker 3: We're all technically under the weather unless you're on a
Speaker 3: plane above a certain number of feet.
Speaker 4: Now, I think under the weather stems from you.
Speaker 8: You're going to bypass.
Speaker 4: He's just let's not spend any more time on that. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I just said blue by that.
Speaker 5: But if you don't have a fever, you have to
Speaker 5: have a fever.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's sick.
Speaker 4: Yeah, then you're sick.
Speaker 3: But if you don't have a fever and just have
Speaker 3: a stuffy nose, no, you just.
Speaker 2: Sound like you're gotta stuck. Yeah, I don't think you're sick.
Speaker 2: Could you stay home from school?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you can probably finagle that.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 3: I wasn't like that, though. I like getting the one
Speaker 3: hundred percent attendance certificate.
Speaker 4: Yes.
Speaker 9: Over the seventeen years of just this version of working
Speaker 9: with Todd, plus the three at ESPN, so it's almost
Speaker 9: twenty twenty, now I know his patterns of feeling under
Speaker 9: the weather like the back of my hand. In three
Speaker 9: days from now, this is going to turn into the
Speaker 9: most horrendous guttural cough we've ever heard, because it's going
Speaker 9: to move from his cute little button nose down into
Speaker 9: his hellish lungs. And at that point on Monday, when
Speaker 9: we hear Todd doing the is he going to be
Speaker 9: more or less sick or is it still just going
Speaker 9: to be like what he's just coughing.
Speaker 2: No, I think he's on the doorstep of being sick.
Speaker 2: But then it feels like he's always on the doorstep
Speaker 2: every six weeks pretty much.
Speaker 3: Once you start flirting with strapdoat and pneumonia, that is
Speaker 3: more sick, I would agree.
Speaker 4: I think you just sound sick. I think you're fine,
Speaker 4: you know what. I think part of it is too.
Speaker 4: I think that Todd, when he does get sick like
Speaker 4: this is the precursor.
Speaker 13: Right.
Speaker 9: He's not fully blown sick yet, but he will be soon.
Speaker 9: His lips turn white, his whole face goes gray. He
Speaker 9: is No one goes from having a cold to within
Speaker 9: forty eight hours being on death's door faster than Todd.
Speaker 9: I'm not even kidding. I'm not kidding. He goes right,
Speaker 9: He's going to have a horrendous fever sometime in the
Speaker 9: next forty eight hours. We all know how this goes.
Speaker 9: We've seen it a hundred thousand times.
Speaker 4: I can't argue. I can't.
Speaker 2: But since I am hr I'm the boss here. I
Speaker 2: have to be you know, aware of Todd's feelings. How
Speaker 2: you know how he's feeling, and who thinks Todd should.
Speaker 4: Be sent home?
Speaker 5: That's nice?
Speaker 2: Wait, do you want them?
Speaker 3: No, I'm I'm happy that no one thinks that I'm
Speaker 3: in a situation where I get away from me go home.
Speaker 3: You should get no business being here now.
Speaker 2: I would only send you home if I thought other
Speaker 2: people could get sick.
Speaker 4: That'd be it.
Speaker 2: Which you keep saying that it's just you got a
Speaker 2: stuffed up nose and that's it.
Speaker 13: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And the last thing I want to be is incentive
Speaker 3: to thinking that, like I, who cas about everyone else?
Speaker 3: I just want to go to work and if I
Speaker 3: get anybody stick too bad?
Speaker 4: You don't want to do that.
Speaker 3: I do not like you, and I help my presence here.
Speaker 3: Doesn't you know suggest that, like I don't care about
Speaker 3: other people catching a cold or something, because that's not
Speaker 3: my intention by being.
Speaker 4: Here today, not your intention.
Speaker 2: You didn't say, hun, I'm going to work and I'm
Speaker 2: going to get everybody sick, all right?
Speaker 3: No, I kept you from the get go and said
Speaker 3: I'm going to sit further away. We have the partition
Speaker 3: up and stuffing. I'm trying to make sure I'm not
Speaker 3: near anybody and still.
Speaker 4: Doing the other poll question today.
Speaker 9: This is also what I thought was fairly obvious, but
Speaker 9: maybe it's more up for debate. Is it the quarterback's
Speaker 9: job to make sure his top receiver gets more touches?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 2: Okay, we're going to talk about this with Kyler Murray
Speaker 2: because they have Marvin Harrison Junior, the third and he
Speaker 2: got three targets against Buffalo, and that's not his job.
Speaker 2: Apparently it's not the quarterback's job.
Speaker 14: Me.
Speaker 2: Okay to the quarterback, Yeah, Kyler talks about this. You know,
Speaker 2: let's take a break. We'll bring that to your attention
Speaker 2: if you haven't heard it.
Speaker 4: But I love that guy.
Speaker 13: Man.
Speaker 4: Do you want some vitamin C?
Speaker 13: Todd?
Speaker 4: Is there anything this morning? Okay?
Speaker 3: I take my supplements and my vitamins and I have
Speaker 3: fucking candies to the throat the hole what it off drops, lootens.
Speaker 5: Halls, all that stuff.
Speaker 4: Okay, all right?
Speaker 3: Can you some chicken noodle soup if you're offering it?
Speaker 3: If you're I know sometimes you're busy in the kitchen
Speaker 3: making stuff.
Speaker 4: I am busy. I mean, I'm entertaining a nation but
Speaker 4: if I have to worry about making.
Speaker 2: Me vicount make some soup for you some chicken noodle,
Speaker 2: maybe I could have, you know, one of the backroom
Speaker 2: guys go out and get you some chicken noodles.
Speaker 13: They do.
Speaker 2: Everybody has other roles here today, but uh, you know,
Speaker 2: just to get you through thoughts and prayers. All right,
Speaker 2: take a break, We'll be back after this.
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Speaker 2: phone calls. We'll settle on our pole question, is having
Speaker 2: a cold mean that you're sick? Todd came in with
Speaker 2: a cold and we're debating whether he is sick or not.
Speaker 2: Pete in New York, Hi, Pete, what's on your mind today?
Speaker 16: Six? Five?
Speaker 13: And I have two suggestions.
Speaker 16: First off, is there anybody you could possibly hook up
Speaker 16: an exhaust than to that cone of shame, so that
Speaker 16: way we wouldn't have to worry about Todd keetting.
Speaker 13: Other people sick?
Speaker 5: Fair?
Speaker 16: And then I can't believe you guys have not come
Speaker 16: out with this yet. Why have you not put in
Speaker 16: mass production the Crappensburg steak eulog ornament for Christmas?
Speaker 4: Oh wow, we're on that now.
Speaker 9: That's a pretty strong idea. That is great I don't
Speaker 9: know if we've made enough Christmas ornaments.
Speaker 2: Yesule log, Yes, a muel log from Crappensburg, Stay, I
Speaker 2: love it. Yes, Yes, all right, we'll see if we
Speaker 2: can come up with that. I put the cone of
Speaker 2: silence over Fritzi. You can still hear him, but it's
Speaker 2: a it's a a cone of protection.
Speaker 4: I think, get a little hot in here?
Speaker 2: Are you okay?
Speaker 17: In there?
Speaker 3: I am actually okay. In about five minutes, that can
Speaker 3: change drastically.
Speaker 2: Okay, everybody else, I think feels safer. They do now
Speaker 2: that I have the cone of silence.
Speaker 4: Jr. In Illinois, Hi Jr? What do you have?
Speaker 17: Hey, Bob?
Speaker 18: Six whole question. I think, if you're able to come
Speaker 18: to work, you're under the weather. But if you have
Speaker 18: to stay home, stay home from school, you are definitely sick. Todd,
Speaker 18: I love you, but I have to ask at Marvin
Speaker 18: not come in after getting the wisdom teeth pulled as
Speaker 18: you come in today? Is there's something else going on here?
Speaker 3: That's a very good point. He's made it very competitive.
Speaker 3: He set the bar, and all of a sudden you
Speaker 3: come back the same day, like an hour later from
Speaker 3: dental surgery. I'm going to stay home because I'm sniffling,
Speaker 3: that's not an option.
Speaker 2: Well, we did bring that up to Todd, and thank
Speaker 2: you Jr. Because Todd, I think feels like Marvin was
Speaker 2: showing off a little bit by coming back from having
Speaker 2: surgery and really, I think getting a statement across to
Speaker 2: everybody here, including the Dan che.
Speaker 3: Yeah, gauze in his mouth that he's sitting there. What
Speaker 3: is that about?
Speaker 2: He did he had some oral surgery there, but he
Speaker 2: came in after getting it done and took the lead
Speaker 2: most valuable dan at Yes, I think.
Speaker 9: Well, I have a couple of thoughts on this one.
Speaker 9: Todd was coming in sick long before we even knew Marvin.
Speaker 9: For a dozen years before Marvin even got here. Todd
Speaker 9: was on death's door, horribly ill and was still sitting
Speaker 9: right next to us all so that excuse doesn't fly.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 9: Also, I'm not taking away from Marvin's heroics because that
Speaker 9: was Are we forgetting that Todd was the original guy
Speaker 9: sitting in his chair with blood all over his shirt
Speaker 9: because his wounds from surgery had not healed properly and
Speaker 9: he was still that was in the old studio. He
Speaker 9: got a lot of mileage out of that he did.
Speaker 9: He did, he did. He's still a thing though, that
Speaker 9: he was still he was bleeding through his shirt because
Speaker 9: his wounds from surgery hadn't healed.
Speaker 4: He was our Kurt Shilling.
Speaker 5: He was.
Speaker 2: And there were some people I'm not going to name
Speaker 2: names who thought that maybe Todd wasn't really bleeding.
Speaker 9: Maybe there was some my Kurt Shilling doctor. Yes, elective surgery. Yes,
Speaker 9: more like Kurt Shilling than we thought.
Speaker 3: Yeah, especially when I dipped a French fry onto the floods.
Speaker 4: I want to do that a lot of fraud.
Speaker 2: But Todd is here. It's an amazing, amazing story warrior. Yeah,
Speaker 2: of course he baby.
Speaker 9: Early results on the poll question, by the way, do
Speaker 9: you consider having a cold being six? Sixty two percent
Speaker 9: say yes? Okay, that means almost forty percent say no.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm with the forty percent sixty percent or soft
Speaker 2: forty percent.
Speaker 4: You're with me? You're with me, leather, yes, Paul Dan.
Speaker 7: Let's say you had a golf foursome with some buddies
Speaker 7: planned for Saturday morning, okay, and one of your buddies
Speaker 7: calls you up said I can't make it, man, I'm sick.
Speaker 8: Oh really, yeah, I've got a cold. Come on, dude,
Speaker 8: you give him the command.
Speaker 4: Dude.
Speaker 8: Yeah, Now, if you said I'm sick, I've got the flu, gotcha, man?
Speaker 8: Stay home?
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 9: Now, what if we have the exact same person, but
Speaker 9: you're on a flight to Los Angeles sitting next to
Speaker 9: each other, and he's.
Speaker 14: Like, Hey, I woke up feeling like crap today, but
Speaker 14: don't worry, I'm not sick. Well, you may not feel
Speaker 14: and be like what the hell, dude, put a mask
Speaker 14: on or something. Then I don't want to sit next
Speaker 14: to you. Make sure your air's blowing on your face
Speaker 14: then so we don't get all that crap.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you might get somebody else sick or whatever
Speaker 2: you have by being next to them. That doesn't mean
Speaker 2: you're sick. That means you have a cold, like Michael Jordan.
Speaker 2: If Jordan had a cold instead of the flu, I
Speaker 2: mean a cold.
Speaker 4: Game does it? Called the brown bottle cold? That's true,
Speaker 4: Called the brown bottle flu?
Speaker 2: That's true. Well, he had food poisoning. Oh, that's right,
Speaker 2: said he had food poison we're journalists bad. So if
Speaker 2: Jordan had a head cold, it just wouldn't resonate. He
Speaker 2: had the flu. Sounds far more impressive. Oh he had
Speaker 2: a head cold. Oh my god, that's incredible.
Speaker 9: Under the weather game doesn't sound quite a masculine.
Speaker 2: Yes, Jordan's sick question. Mark Bulls win over the Utah Jazz.
Speaker 2: All right, let me see. So there's a story that
Speaker 2: is coming out. After the Cardinals had a chance to
Speaker 2: beat the Buffalo Bills, Kyler Murray missed a wide open
Speaker 2: Marvin Harrison Junior, the third Great Game Competitive Game had
Speaker 2: a kickoff return for a touchdown. And here is the
Speaker 2: question posed to Kyler Murray, the Cardinals quarterback.
Speaker 13: What they take away Marvin?
Speaker 19: Honestly, man, I wouldn't say they was taking them away.
Speaker 19: I think you know, I'm just as a quarterback. Obviously
Speaker 19: you're going through your red Sometimes the ball goes to them,
Speaker 19: but that's not you know, it's not my job.
Speaker 4: Obviously.
Speaker 19: You know, I have a I have a sense and
Speaker 19: a feel for guys when they don't get the ball,
Speaker 19: when they're you know, when they are getting the ball.
Speaker 2: But you know, I'll leave that up to Drew.
Speaker 19: You know, Drew always, you know, he tells me, don't
Speaker 19: worry about that type of stuff. Just keep playing a
Speaker 19: game and you know, get the ball to where the
Speaker 19: ball was supposed to go.
Speaker 2: All right, you have a guy that you spent a
Speaker 2: top five draft pick on, widely considered to be one
Speaker 2: of the great wide receivers to come out of college
Speaker 2: in a long, long time. You target him only three times. Now,
Speaker 2: the quote that's coming out of Kyler Murray saying it's
Speaker 2: not my job. I think if you gave him a mulligan,
Speaker 2: he might have a better way of softening that. We
Speaker 2: have to come up with a better game plan, something
Speaker 2: that's that's your go to guy, that's your number one weapon,
Speaker 2: and you're only going to target him three times. I
Speaker 2: find that pretty surprising. Now, I'm going to look at
Speaker 2: what the Bears did with Roma Doonza. He was targeted
Speaker 2: four times. Malik Neighbors was targeted seven times by the Giants.
Speaker 2: So these are the other wide receivers taken in the
Speaker 2: top ten. I'm I don't want Kyler Murray acting like, hey,
Speaker 2: don't blame me, No, I am blaming you. And really
Speaker 2: this and it started when he missed the game winning
Speaker 2: touchdown pass. If he you know, finds Marvin Harrison, they win,
Speaker 2: and then people are saying how do you miss him?
Speaker 2: Like you should always go to the line of scrimmage
Speaker 2: going I'm going to know where he is, and even
Speaker 2: if they double cover him. I mean, great receivers get
Speaker 2: a lot of attention. You'll have somebody on you. Maybe
Speaker 2: they rotate the defense, you know, to your side of
Speaker 2: the ball or where that receiver's going to be. I mean,
Speaker 2: everybody knows Travis Kelcey's getting the ball in the Super Bowl,
Speaker 2: and he somehow got the ball in the Super Bowl.
Speaker 2: Great players, great moments, but you have to have a
Speaker 2: quarterback who doesn't give up on them just because hey,
Speaker 2: they got double coverage. He's still my best guy. I
Speaker 2: still got to go in his direction. I might get
Speaker 2: past interference calls. Now, maybe you used him as a decoy.
Speaker 2: Who do the Cardinals play this weekend? Because I'm going
Speaker 2: to guess whoever the Cardinals as are playing, I would
Speaker 2: double cover Marvin Harrison Junior the third because in the
Speaker 2: first quarter he's probably going to get six or seven targets.
Speaker 4: Yes, Marvin, the Rams play at the Cardinals.
Speaker 2: Okay. If I'm Sean mcvayh I'm like, hey, guys, we're
Speaker 2: gonna make sure that we double cover Marvin Harrison because
Speaker 2: now they're going to try to force it to him
Speaker 2: a little bit more.
Speaker 4: But if I have a weapon there.
Speaker 2: I gotta I have to find ways to get the
Speaker 2: ball in his hands. Yes, is it on the offensive coordinator, absolutely,
Speaker 2: But the quarterback has the ball in his hands. You're
Speaker 2: on the field making decisions. I don't need to hear. Hey, basically,
Speaker 2: it's not my fault, it's his fault.
Speaker 4: Yes, Marvin.
Speaker 11: And if you're the starting quarterback, can't you go to
Speaker 11: the offensive coordinator and say, hey, we need to go
Speaker 11: to Marvin a little bit more than we normally. You
Speaker 11: know that we have been during the game.
Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, I think it, unless I'm mishearing him too.
Speaker 9: In the begin the ending of that SoundBite, Kyler Murray says, well,
Speaker 9: I wouldn't say they took him away, Like they didn't
Speaker 9: take him out of the game, referring to Marvin Harrison,
Speaker 9: like that was sort of his out, Like well, they
Speaker 9: had him doubled most of the day or something like that,
Speaker 9: they would have given him an out. But he's like, well,
Speaker 9: I wouldn't say that they took him out of the game. Well, okay,
Speaker 9: so he was still available or open and you just
Speaker 9: chose not to or what was it him not getting open,
Speaker 9: then it was on him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not a good look. And Kyler Murray, you know,
Speaker 2: needs a good look. He needs something that all of
Speaker 2: a sudden we remember just how dynamic he can be.
Speaker 2: You got Marvin Harrison. You gotta know where he is
Speaker 2: game on the line. Who am I going to go to?
Speaker 2: Larry Fitzgerald's not out there anymore. You got to find him.
Speaker 2: And even if you force the ball, how many times
Speaker 2: do you hear a quarterback saying, hey, I just threw it.
Speaker 2: I knew he'd make a play. I'm going to rely
Speaker 2: on him to make a play.
Speaker 11: Yes, Marvin, if you're Kyler Murray, you don't have a say,
Speaker 11: and who gets the ball.
Speaker 4: Or not you have the final say.
Speaker 5: Right, it's not my job.
Speaker 4: And he's been in the league for a couple of years.
Speaker 2: It's not one of those where you got to acquiesce
Speaker 2: to the coaching staff and say, all right, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: do what I'm supposed to do.
Speaker 4: You gotta find your guy. That's why you got him.
Speaker 2: You've got a difference maker, a game changer, and then
Speaker 2: you're gonna go opposite him or you're gonna forget about him.
Speaker 2: On a play that will win the game for you.
Speaker 2: I just I find that surprising here. Maybe I shouldn't,
Speaker 2: but I do.
Speaker 4: Yes.
Speaker 7: After hearing the quote in context, I'm actually a little
Speaker 7: more bothered by it than I was initially. There's phrases
Speaker 7: like it's not my job. If you're a quarterback, remove
Speaker 7: that from your vocabulary. The media will seize that and
Speaker 7: go ask blank, Go ask Drew the offense quarter Take
Speaker 7: that away from your vocabulary. That's a rookie mistake in
Speaker 7: a postgame press conference.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you gotta take ownership here, and your track record's
Speaker 2: not very good. You got to not only take ownership,
Speaker 2: overtake o ownership of this. You have to be all
Speaker 2: in to say, you know what, bas on me, I
Speaker 2: got to get him the ball. We have to get
Speaker 2: him the ball. We have to come up with plays.
Speaker 2: He's a dynamic player. Don't say it's not on me.
Speaker 2: Don't don't blame me. That's true. Yeah, go ask the
Speaker 2: offensive coordinator. Imagine the media scurrying to ask the offensive coordinator.
Speaker 2: Kyler said to ask you, and you're like, uh, well, yeah,
Speaker 2: let me let me fall on the sword here.
Speaker 8: Offensive Coordinator's like, I'm not supposed to do interviews. I'm
Speaker 8: not the head coach.
Speaker 9: This is only week one, and now that dude' is like, oh,
Speaker 9: you know, I certainly could have done a better job
Speaker 9: calling play yes to put our players in the best
Speaker 9: position possible.
Speaker 2: But uh, I'll talk to Kyler about yeah, you know,
Speaker 2: we'll come up with a different game plan for the Rams.
Speaker 5: Yes, And he's the franchise quarterback.
Speaker 11: It's not like he's justin Field's trying to play for Like,
Speaker 11: you know what if I played well, no, you've already
Speaker 11: got the big No onah, kids, tell me, come on.
Speaker 2: He's not Gardner Minshew right, like you're Kyler Murray. All right,
Speaker 2: you're a number one overall pick. You've got a great
Speaker 2: wide receiver. Find a way to get him the ball.
Speaker 2: But let's say you don't find him for a majority
Speaker 2: of the game with the game on the line.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: I'm I'm at a loss for words that I wouldn't
Speaker 2: know where Marvin Harrison was because That'd be like we
Speaker 2: get in the huddle and I'd be like, all right, hey, Marvin,
Speaker 2: I'm looking for you. You might have to make a play,
Speaker 2: all right, break Like that's what I would expect in
Speaker 2: the huddle.
Speaker 4: It's not.
Speaker 2: Hey, here's the play if it breaks down. Uh, you know,
Speaker 2: do this. I'm looking for you here. All right, we'll
Speaker 2: get to more phone calls each seven to seven three
Speaker 2: DP show.
Speaker 9: Look, he turns out Marvin actually just isn't that good?
Speaker 9: And so okay, find you want me to be honest? Oky, Yes,
Speaker 9: the guy sucks. Okay, he wasn't any good. He never
Speaker 9: got open even though he was. Yeah, I wanted to
Speaker 9: draft Molik Neighbors.
Speaker 4: I mean it was a waste of a pick.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4: Why wasn't Marvin open?
Speaker 9: Apparently the apple does fall far from the tree because
Speaker 9: this is not any Dad. He's just not any good,
Speaker 9: not like Dad.
Speaker 12: Uh.
Speaker 2: The Deshaun Watson situation not much to add other than
Speaker 2: he and his legal team denied everything with this uh
Speaker 2: newly refiled civil lawsuit and it stems back from twenty
Speaker 2: twenty and so both sides, you know, they're posturing here
Speaker 2: with you know, we're going after him and he knows
Speaker 2: what he did. And then Deshawn's side of this is denial, denial, denial,
Speaker 2: which you expect both of these sides to approach it
Speaker 2: this way. I don't know if the Cleveland Browns knew
Speaker 2: about this. That's really that's all we need need to
Speaker 2: know about this story. All you need to know about
Speaker 2: the story is if the Browns knew about this, then
Speaker 2: they're going to be fine. If they didn't know, the
Speaker 2: ability to then look at his contract as we did
Speaker 2: yesterday and the clause that's in there that would allow
Speaker 2: them to get out of this contract conduct detrimental whatever
Speaker 2: the language reads, it would allow them if they wanted
Speaker 2: to to get out of one of the worst contracts
Speaker 2: in NFL history, one of the worst trades in NFL history.
Speaker 2: Would the Cleveland Browns want to get out of that?
Speaker 2: And that, to me is what's worth watching for the
Speaker 2: next couple of weeks or so. Not going to go
Speaker 2: on the Commissioner's exempt list, at least the NFL said that,
Speaker 2: But the NFL is monitoring the situation. Let me see
Speaker 2: a couple more phone calls here, Doug in North Carolina. Hi, Doug,
Speaker 2: what's on your mind today?
Speaker 13: Well, then, I am so inspired by Todd showing up
Speaker 13: today when a lesser man would stay home, that I
Speaker 13: want to make an offer like you. I'm a collector.
Speaker 13: I collect mic flags, and this won't make any sense
Speaker 13: to your radio audience, but your peacock viewers will understand this.
Speaker 13: Polly talked about selling a show used mike windscreens, the
Speaker 13: fuzzy things that go on top of the mic. I
Speaker 13: want today's Todd's disease infected windscreen. I want it. I
Speaker 13: want it for my collection. What do I have to
Speaker 13: give up?
Speaker 4: What do you have to offer in return?
Speaker 13: I've got two good kidneys. You can have one of
Speaker 13: those I have. I don't have any children to name, so,
Speaker 13: but yeah, I don't know. I'll come up with something.
Speaker 13: You will have my lifelong affection. Is that enough? Mm?
Speaker 4: I think i'd take the kidney.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean it's good to have a backup, like
Speaker 2: you can never have enough kidneys. But uh, you know what, Doug,
Speaker 2: We'll put you on hold and Tyler get your address
Speaker 2: and I'll check with management. Let me check with management management.
Speaker 2: What do you think? Yeah, I think we could do that. So, uh,
Speaker 2: we'll get Todd's windscreen on his microphone.
Speaker 3: Offering organs for this thing.
Speaker 5: It's wild.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, just a kidney on the on deck circle,
Speaker 2: that'd be nice. Now, I don't think he's gonna ship
Speaker 2: a kidney. I think if I need a kidney, Doug
Speaker 2: would be there in North Carolina.
Speaker 3: You gotta put it like a freezing year.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's a meat Friday coming up tomorrow. So, uh,
Speaker 2: you know, how about some kidneys?
Speaker 7: Yes, I have a buddy in Wisconsin. You've actually met him,
Speaker 7: the judge in Wisconsin. He needed a kidney and a
Speaker 7: fellow judge gave him her kidney. And there have been
Speaker 7: friends before, and of course it'd be friends for after.
Speaker 7: But it's like a running gag with them. She always goes,
Speaker 7: I need a ride at the airport.
Speaker 8: Kidney.
Speaker 7: It's just puts kidney in the text message that you're
Speaker 7: you're locked for life. I would think so if you
Speaker 7: give a kid yeah, I would think, so I need
Speaker 7: some help moving?
Speaker 4: Yeah, kidney.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you might get a little bit tired of that
Speaker 2: where you're going to regret the getting the kidney because
Speaker 2: you're going to be constantly reminded. But if I was
Speaker 2: going to take a kidney from anybody here, Todd, no, no, yeah.
Speaker 3: But I don't drink alcohol. I drink and I've had
Speaker 3: my share of mountain too, but I take a lot
Speaker 3: of water.
Speaker 2: Uh, kidney stones, yeah, Yeah, I don't want that. I
Speaker 2: don't want that seating. I don't think so.
Speaker 4: You definitely don't want my liver.
Speaker 9: I'm not sure about my kidney, but stay away from
Speaker 9: the liver.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go Marvin. I don't think you know he's
Speaker 2: done any damage to his kidneys. I think i'd probably
Speaker 2: go with one of your kidneys.
Speaker 5: All right, I've lived a pretty clean life.
Speaker 2: You have, Yeah, you have, like occasionally you'll get after
Speaker 2: it a little bit on. Yeah, you have.
Speaker 5: Old fashions are going down way too, you know.
Speaker 2: I kept saying, you know, I'm watching you drink old fashioned.
Speaker 2: We're with the Keeper's Heart people, and I'm like, who
Speaker 2: is Marvin Man?
Speaker 4: He's different than we went out?
Speaker 5: Was that Friday night?
Speaker 13: Yeah?
Speaker 5: It woke up one pm next day.
Speaker 2: Day, I'm like, guys, come on, and they're like, what,
Speaker 2: it's my day off? I go technically, you're right.
Speaker 9: There was like a huge, like an enthusiastic group of
Speaker 9: being like, Hey, we're gonna go to like a distillery
Speaker 9: at eleven am. Hell no, hell no, I'm not even
Speaker 9: close to get in a book, get up for breakfast.
Speaker 13: I know.
Speaker 10: Crazy.
Speaker 2: It was one o'clock in the afternoon, and then I
Speaker 2: see these guys and they look like one o'clock in
Speaker 2: the afternoon.
Speaker 4: It's like, oh my god.
Speaker 9: It was like one of those moments where I got
Speaker 9: in from the bar with Marvin and everybody, and I
Speaker 9: called home because my wife was just starting her day already,
Speaker 9: like she had gotten up and had breakfast. Right, I'm like, hey, babe,
Speaker 9: I'm just getting in. But what time is it there?
Speaker 9: I think it's like five point thirty A. Right, We'll
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Speaker 2: DP show. So PAC twelve is back ish. Now, if
Speaker 2: you're col Stanford, do you go, do we really need
Speaker 2: to be in the ACC? I don't think they can
Speaker 2: get out of their ACC contract. But this is a
Speaker 2: game of musical chairs and you kind of go, Okay,
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Speaker 4: Want to well, where can we go? Big ACC?
Speaker 2: And then all of a sudden the music stops and
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Speaker 3: Saying Stanford at Boston College doesn't make a lot of
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Speaker 2: But Indiana against UCLA doesn't make a lot of sense either,
Speaker 2: And that's what's coming up this weekend. A few more
Speaker 2: phone calls in here, Eli Manning coming up next hour.
Speaker 2: Uh Renee in Georgia joins us. Now, Hi Renee, what's
Speaker 2: on your mind?
Speaker 21: Hi? Dan? I am five four? And a woman never.
Speaker 2: Tells a way okay, fair enough.
Speaker 21: My husband watches you and the d nuts every day,
Speaker 21: and so since I'm in the living room, i'm my recliner.
Speaker 21: I'm wrong. I hear you most of the time, and
Speaker 21: I heard you guys joking about kidneys and donating kidneys,
Speaker 21: and I just wanted a call because.
Speaker 16: I am.
Speaker 21: I am a recipient of two different kidney transplants. My
Speaker 21: first one was in a three from a live donor,
Speaker 21: my friend, and it lasted the average fifteen years that
Speaker 21: a kidney does last. And then she's doing wonderfully. By
Speaker 21: the way, she's five years older than me, but she's
Speaker 21: doing great. And then, after two and a half years
Speaker 21: on dialysis, I received a kidney from a deceased man
Speaker 21: of fifty two years old. And one of the things
Speaker 21: you were joking around was that maybe you wouldn't receive
Speaker 21: a kidney because then you would think about it all
Speaker 21: all day. And I'm like, no, this kidney, well, both
Speaker 21: of them, but one at a time was mine and
Speaker 21: it's my kidney now and I'm ever so grateful both
Speaker 21: to my friend.
Speaker 2: Oh, I wouldn't think about my kidney. I would think
Speaker 2: about the person who donated the kidney. And I'm glad
Speaker 2: you're doing better, Renee. But that person we were joking
Speaker 2: that they would constant remind you of, hey, can you
Speaker 2: do this for me?
Speaker 4: I don't know. I gave you a kidney, So that's
Speaker 4: that's what we were kind of joking about that.
Speaker 21: My first donor Lynn.
Speaker 13: Uh.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, we we understand it.
Speaker 8: Kidney humor sometimes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean sometimes it's lost on me with kidney
Speaker 2: humor or my audience.
Speaker 4: Yes, Marvin, my.
Speaker 11: Grandmother got a kidney a transplant. She was like, mm
Speaker 11: this brand new kidney. Sad that person died, but happy
Speaker 11: for me though. Yes, Tod, we kidney because we care,
Speaker 11: Thank you, Todd.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 8: Sometimes kidney here is tough to process.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, yeah you for cut. Okay Todd in Georgia,
Speaker 4: Hi Tom.
Speaker 17: Hey, good morning Dan danetz Uh long long time listener
Speaker 17: and watch her on Peacock uh six four twenty retired
Speaker 17: maybe submarine, sir. I got a little bit of a
Speaker 17: bone to pick with you guys. When I saw you
Speaker 17: guys over in Ireland and you had no navy gear on,
Speaker 17: I was like, well, I got to get those guys
Speaker 17: some navy gear. So give me your sizes. I'll get
Speaker 17: you some navy gear, Fritzy viotamin c stay in bed.
Speaker 17: And then about the kidney. Here's a question. I'm giving
Speaker 17: up a kidney. But if Ron White knocked on your
Speaker 17: door and said.
Speaker 4: I heard you need a kidney, what would you do?
Speaker 13: Who is it?
Speaker 5: He said, Ron White?
Speaker 2: Run he's a comic.
Speaker 5: Comic.
Speaker 2: Oh well, I don't need a kidney. I would say,
Speaker 2: thank you. I'll stay in touch with you.
Speaker 4: Tater salad.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, all righty one hour in the books. Eli
Speaker 2: Manning will join us.