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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after I got a good strawberry letter for

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Speaker 1: you today. Guys, hang on to that for that. But

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Speaker 1: right now the nephew is here with today's prank phone call.

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Speaker 1: What you got nev Diva Lounge, Diva louds. We are

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Speaker 1: headed to Montgomery, Alabama. That's where it is, Diva laws.

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Speaker 1: Let's run that. Yeah, Lanette, I'm trying to um, you

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Speaker 1: don't want to own the Diva Lounge? Right Okay, my

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Speaker 1: aunt trying to um my ain't Phyllis was trying to

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Speaker 1: get an appointment. Say you are rejected her or something

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Speaker 1: like that, don't get in an appointment for let this pass.

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Speaker 1: Said that she wanted to get get in and get

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Speaker 1: get our hair did. I'm sorry, sorry, no one rejected

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Speaker 1: her right now, I'm not accepting any new clients. Hold on,

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Speaker 1: what do you mean You're not accepting no clients. That's

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Speaker 1: the part I'm not trying to understand because my ain't Phyllis.

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Speaker 1: You know, she didn't call up there like two times.

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Speaker 1: From what she's telling me about she can't get in

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Speaker 1: there d allounge, that she can't get in there and

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Speaker 1: get her hair done. Because every time she called, they're

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Speaker 1: saying that you know, ain't wan't nobody uh take her?

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Speaker 1: Give her an appointment. Sir, I am the only salast

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Speaker 1: at the dv A lounge, and right now I am

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Speaker 1: not accepting to any clients. I am so sorry for

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Speaker 1: your hunt. But there are other ones in the area,

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Speaker 1: but right now I am not accepting any new clients.

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Speaker 1: I'd hold on, wait, wait a minute, that my any

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Speaker 1: one that you want to come there that I'm just

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Speaker 1: saying this here, we ain't trying to get her. We've done.

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Speaker 1: She can me sir, excuse me you? You just cursed

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Speaker 1: me out for north parent reason. I can't. I can

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Speaker 1: live that because basically, what I'm trying to say is

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Speaker 1: I don't understand how it is you can't get my

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Speaker 1: any hair done. She trying to get her. We've done

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Speaker 1: so she can be right for church. So I don't

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Speaker 1: understand the problem. What the problem is. You're attacking me.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna call me talking about your damn all right,

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Speaker 1: what's the bad appartment? But you're cursing me out. You

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Speaker 1: don't you're an appartment with me talking to me like that? Now? Okay,

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Speaker 1: so what excuse me? Let me talk because you just

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Speaker 1: hurts me out and now he's gonna hear what I

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Speaker 1: have to say. So I'm not accepting any new clients

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Speaker 1: at this time. Now she could have called, but right

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Speaker 1: now I'm not. I'm just not accepting in any clients.

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Speaker 1: I apologize, but there's nothing else I can do. I've

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Speaker 1: worked because you know what, I already know the deal

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Speaker 1: because I didn't already asked round town. You you got

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Speaker 1: all the everybody over there, got all these big time cars,

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Speaker 1: beamers and rained rovers, so them to people them only

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Speaker 1: the people you do. You can't do so my let

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Speaker 1: me tell you one damn thing. I don't discriminate. I

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Speaker 1: don't give a damn what you tight sheck down four

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Speaker 1: pisso all I care. I got the white now stud

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Speaker 1: my damn said his book, and I cannot take any

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Speaker 1: more you p. There are a thousand Dare cards in

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Speaker 1: Montgomery that you can go to. Let me let me,

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Speaker 1: let me let me say, let me say this to you. Uh,

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Speaker 1: what's your name? And get law? Now, let me tell

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Speaker 1: you this right here. I'm gonna frame any up there.

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Speaker 1: I'm bringing you you You're gonna shut up while I'm talking. Hey,

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Speaker 1: look I'm gonna bring my Anie up there talking. I'm sorry, no, no,

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Speaker 1: but you ain't gon to just reject my Ami. She

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Speaker 1: trying to get an ad different. Okay, hold on, professionalism

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Speaker 1: is about to go out the door with your Now.

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Speaker 1: I have been tried to be professional with your that

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Speaker 1: you just called me, but you you assist on curting

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Speaker 1: me out. And I haven't done anything to you. I

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Speaker 1: have since said so, I cannot take on any new clients,

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Speaker 1: but you insist on cursing. I assist, I insist on

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Speaker 1: somebody doing my any hair, somebody not a damn salons.

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Speaker 1: You won't get it done here. I'm trying. Oh no,

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Speaker 1: you're gonna You're gonna do it, because I'm gonna bring

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Speaker 1: do it. You're gonna make me what you're gonna do,

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Speaker 1: What you're gonna do, what youre not somebody gonna put,

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Speaker 1: somebody's gonna put. I'm telling you now, I can go

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Speaker 1: from the broke to a hundred real quick. I'm trying

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Speaker 1: disrespectful to me. Said, I'm coming up there, somebody putting

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Speaker 1: my amy weaves and huge weed. Sorry, I don't do

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Speaker 1: we've I only do short hair. That's what I specialize in.

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Speaker 1: That's my strength. So you definitely have to find another sword.

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Speaker 1: I don't do well. Who got a hansel and don't

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Speaker 1: do nor we who do this me? I don't do Damn.

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Speaker 1: You don't make no damn said. We kind of down hairstyle.

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Speaker 1: You're just a short hairstyle. That don't make no damn sense.

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Speaker 1: But that's what the specialized. As a matter of fact,

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Speaker 1: I'm damn good at it. Round. If you you research me,

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Speaker 1: you've already done your damn research on a round. Google me.

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Speaker 1: That's what you're doing. Google me. I have BESI don't

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Speaker 1: call when you don't call you what I tell? Let

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Speaker 1: me say this you do. Look, boy, don't come for

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Speaker 1: me now, because I'm ready for you. You know what,

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Speaker 1: I'm not even gonna be sitting here going back and

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Speaker 1: forth with you. I'm gonna say this is sandy, I'm

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Speaker 1: coming up there and somebody gonna do my anty weeds.

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Speaker 1: But bottom line, how we are gonna be done for

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Speaker 1: church on Sunday. Oh you think you talking shoe? You

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Speaker 1: listen to me. I'm trying of your punker. If you

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Speaker 1: don't win about asking everybody about me you're talking to

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Speaker 1: know that I don't do nothing, but sure, hair, I

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Speaker 1: don't know that we fas not asked to do you

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Speaker 1: down your aunt here, you and your aunt can go

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Speaker 1: to hell. That's what you can do. Because I don't

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Speaker 1: know about you. I trolled to be fassionate with you,

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Speaker 1: which you're stupid and you're isn'it it tail? And then

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Speaker 1: you'll know she gotta be credited tolf, what's so stupid?

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Speaker 1: Don't call me no more because I don't. I don't

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Speaker 1: appreciate you calling my damn so I don't know who

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Speaker 1: to clear hell, get him my damn knock because this

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Speaker 1: is a down five and number. I hadn't even given

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Speaker 1: down Far Life whist because in my Parker Life show,

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Speaker 1: the Lord met Hey. Let me you know what, let

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Speaker 1: me just tell you this here. Tommy one gave me

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Speaker 1: your damn number, told me that if I talk to you,

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Speaker 1: you would do my ainy hair. Cool Tommy Tommy one

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Speaker 1: Gate Kelly, Yes you do, yes, you do? You know,

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Speaker 1: nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Marty Show. You know him,

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Speaker 1: don't you? Oh God, my few Timmy from the Harpy Show.

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Speaker 1: That be me, miss I have been said artist. Lord Jesus,

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Speaker 1: you are so tell you something. Dammy and Paul told

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Speaker 1: me Lonetta is real cool, but she's twenty five percent ghetto.

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Speaker 1: Oh oh my god, I'm gonna tell you this. Why

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Speaker 1: you're Tommy, You're gonna get the This is because I

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Speaker 1: tooke to me. I don't know, listen, I'm from this

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Speaker 1: good so I am. I'm gonna have my farther is

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Speaker 1: to come up there star with my brother. Right, you

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Speaker 1: know all of us would have been there. I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: but make this has been a crazy serious for me.

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Speaker 1: But I love you and I love the show. You

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Speaker 1: know what. I'm coming to Montgomery, but I'm gonna stop

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Speaker 1: by this. Steve allows you got over there. We all

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Speaker 1: have had it one up in Montgomery Bay one to

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Speaker 1: come by and see you gotta do this for me?

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Speaker 1: What is the baddest radio show in the listing show?

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Speaker 1: Got a little upset with me? Can you blame her?

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Speaker 1: That's that's that's that's a prank gone gone gone, very

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Speaker 1: very good. As long as somebody cussing at me, that's

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Speaker 1: all I mean. That's that's when you've succeeded. That's when

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Speaker 1: I have succeeded. I have one, all right, and I'll

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Speaker 1: be in tex Arcana, okay this Saturday night. You can

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Speaker 1: buy your tickets at Miracle's Closet or g Q Fashion.

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Speaker 1: They are on sale right now. Texts are canna yeah,

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Speaker 1: but all right. Up next and it is Today's Strawberry Letter.

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Speaker 1: We'll get into it right after this