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Speaker 1: Second date up day. They say, where there's a Will,

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Speaker 1: there's a way. There's a guy named Will on the

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Speaker 1: phone right now, so I'm hoping there's a way we

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Speaker 1: can help him with a second date up.

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Speaker 2: That is the most literal translation of that ever, or

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Speaker 2: his date's name was Way?

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Speaker 1: Was that the laziest intro I've ever done? I don't care?

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Speaker 3: So you have given up your best?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Seriously, but Brooke promises to care enough for everybody here,

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Speaker 1: so Will, welcome to the show.

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Speaker 4: Hello, thanks for having me.

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Speaker 1: I've lost interest again.

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Speaker 3: He's on the phone and he needs us.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, no, I'm here, but Brooke, you can run it.

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Speaker 1: Go ahead.

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Speaker 3: Okay. What's going on? And who'd you go out with?

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Speaker 3: Never said I was smooth? Everybody knows that.

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Speaker 1: Hey, Well, tell us about the girl that you went

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Speaker 1: on a day with. What's her name?

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Speaker 3: What I just said?

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Speaker 1: I said, Marlee, Marlee Marley.

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Speaker 4: We met on a dating athlete match.

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Speaker 3: What did you like about her?

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Speaker 4: Well, you know, I liked what I saw.

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Speaker 1: Nice. Well, it's nice to be liked that he saw,

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Speaker 1: not what he smells.

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Speaker 3: So just how do you put it that way? It

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Speaker 3: sounds like yours.

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Speaker 4: I wanted to take it for a test.

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Speaker 3: You're not that type of guy.

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Speaker 1: Come on, no, well really, what did you like about her?

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Speaker 5: Uh?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 4: I find collarbones very attractive. And then one of her

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Speaker 4: photos a low cut dress and really doing it for me?

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Speaker 3: Are you sure they're real and not implant color boats?

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Speaker 5: You know what?

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Speaker 4: I've never heard of him plant collarbones, but no, real, Well,

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Speaker 4: it is a trend.

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Speaker 1: Brook has been looking into getting one for herself.

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Speaker 3: But he sounds like the job was good though you

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Speaker 3: can't notice.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, so she's got a good collar bone

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Speaker 1: on her.

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Speaker 3: Very aero dynamic. Know what you look like?

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Speaker 1: It's kind of bird like anything else?

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Speaker 5: You know.

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Speaker 4: I don't really have a type, but lately I've been

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but they also can't go out in the sun.

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Speaker 1: If you're Bernie, I'll tell you how much a redhead

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Speaker 1: with a nice collar bone. So picturing like Lindsey Lohan,

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Speaker 1: Carol Burnett type here. Now that we know kind of

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Speaker 1: what she looks like, tell us about what you and

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Speaker 1: Marley did.

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Speaker 4: So I decided to uh go to a sporting event?

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Speaker 3: I okay, was that something you guys had in common?

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Speaker 2: Like?

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Speaker 3: Was that a common interest.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean she's pretty outdoorsy and sporty. So we

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Speaker 4: talked about it and I said, let's go watch some

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Speaker 3: You actually took her to a game game, not just

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Speaker 4: Well, I tried to take her to a game game.

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Speaker 1: But what do you mean? What does that mean?

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Speaker 4: We didn't end up going?

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Speaker 5: Wow?

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Speaker 4: I triple confirmed with her because we got good seats,

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Speaker 4: not the nosebleeds expensive.

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Speaker 3: That's dropping some money on a first day.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, let's go back or go home. But

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Speaker 4: I was like, I'm going to make sure she's definitely coming,

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Speaker 4: and she said I'm definitely coming, and I was like great.

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Speaker 4: And then about thirty minutes before we're supposed to meet up,

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Speaker 4: I get a text from her saying, hey, sorry, I

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Speaker 4: don't think I can go.

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Speaker 1: No. Oh what.

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Speaker 3: Replace dude? I'm sorry. I'd be mad? Yeah, me too.

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Speaker 1: Did she give a reason why?

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Speaker 5: No? I follow it up.

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Speaker 4: I said, what do you mean you can't?

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Speaker 2: Like?

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Speaker 4: Is everything okay?

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Speaker 3: She didn't even lie.

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Speaker 2: That a grandmother died or something, and like, pity, offer

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that's a good Actually the ticket, I wouldn't send

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Speaker 5: you the money.

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Speaker 3: But right did she do that? Did she offer to

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Speaker 4: She didn't text me back. I ended up just sitting

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Speaker 1: No, so rude.

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Speaker 3: You should have called this.

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Speaker 1: Didn't deserve your time? How good is that collarbone?

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Speaker 5: God?

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Speaker 3: Why do you want to talk to her? I mean,

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Speaker 3: I want to know why she didn't go? Is that why?

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Speaker 3: You just want to figure it out?

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Speaker 4: I mean I want to know. But maybe there was

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Speaker 4: because sometimes you know, it's like you wait too long

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Speaker 4: and then it's like, how do I even explain this?

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Speaker 1: She's like, this is embarrassing. I'm a season ticket holder.

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Speaker 1: She's a season ticket over. I have better see.

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Speaker 3: She doesn't like the team at all.

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Speaker 5: I didn't think that.

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Speaker 1: I mean, as would you say no if you hated

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Speaker 1: the team? No, I don't put on.

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Speaker 3: Any jersey and cheer for anyone.

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Speaker 1: It's free food.

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Speaker 3: Basically, did she apologize?

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Speaker 4: She has not replied. I texted her I think four

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Speaker 4: football wasn't it You want to try something else?

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Speaker 2: Wow?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, well, funny story. One of our commonalities is we

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Speaker 4: Brooke and Jeffrey. So I was like, oh, this is funny.

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Speaker 1: Yes, maybe it's a good thing that she's not calling

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Speaker 1: you back. Then a good sign would we call her?

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Speaker 3: She's gonna know, she's gonna know how he's going to

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Speaker 1: Unless we disguise our voices, I can do many impressions.

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Speaker 1: We did. We did a British accent one time, and

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Speaker 1: I think it went off swimmingly. We're Australian tonight. But

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Speaker 1: it's not really up to will.

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Speaker 4: I mean, I would love to hear your impression.

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Speaker 3: He's lost all his brain cells.

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Speaker 1: I just wanted to look like idiots. Actually, if I

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Speaker 1: So maybe get to the bottom of it her. You know,

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Speaker 1: of orse, she won't pick up. I mean, we've recorded

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Speaker 3: A compilation hang ups. If it doesn't we only will

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Speaker 1: Whatever happens, it's gonna be some high quality radio when

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Speaker 1: we come back and call Marley to do your second

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Speaker 1: date update. Right after this second date update, if you're

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Speaker 1: just joining us for the second date update, we've got

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Speaker 1: Will on the phone, who was supposed to go out

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Speaker 1: with a girl named Marley. And I know what you're thinking, Brooke,

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Speaker 1: Why am I playing this music instead of the theme

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Speaker 1: song to the movie Marley and Me.

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Speaker 2: Because that's about a dog and it's the saddest movie ever.

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Speaker 1: I I thought about it. It's true, the end is

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Speaker 1: pretty depressing, and we're hoping for a happier outcome here today.

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Speaker 3: I'll be missing you puff daddy.

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Speaker 1: You know, it's still like she didn't show up to

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Speaker 1: truth sadness in there.

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Speaker 3: This song has a lot of dead themes to it

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Speaker 3: too well.

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Speaker 1: I bring it up because Jose's dad has a theory

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Speaker 1: of what happened. Oh so that's one theory out there

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Speaker 1: that would explain a lot. But Brooke, what are your thoughts?

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Speaker 1: My dad would be like, I looked up the highway

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Speaker 1: and it's one of the deadliest highways in America. Most

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Speaker 1: likely she's very well and alive. Yeah, we're possibilities out there.

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Speaker 2: That's all we're looking for now, that's only the hope

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Speaker 2: that we want.

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Speaker 3: That's all from here.

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Speaker 1: Thanks Dad. Okay, look now we're on an up swing here.

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Speaker 1: Before we dial Marley. Is there anything else that you

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Speaker 1: want to say before we call her? Will?

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Speaker 5: No?

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Speaker 4: I just want answers what's happening? Why she's not getting

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Speaker 4: back to me?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you are way more chill than I would be.

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Speaker 2: If I would have purchased a football ticket for somebody

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Speaker 3: Imagine your friend yeah back there.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that stadium would be in flames by the time broke.

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Speaker 3: That's right, glad. You know me.

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Speaker 1: Now, we'll see if we can get that money back

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Speaker 1: for you here when we call her, or we or

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Speaker 1: at least get her agree to another day. I don't know,

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Speaker 1: maybe that was a little bit ambitious. I shouldn't have

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Speaker 1: said that Brook will pay you though. Here we go.

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Speaker 1: I'm dialing Marley right now. And remember she apparently is

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Speaker 1: we are when we call. Okay, let's see dialing right now. Hello, Hey, Marley.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, who's calling?

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Speaker 1: Hey Marley, We're Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, for real.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, welcome to the show, Marley.

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Speaker 1: How are you doing?

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Speaker 5: I love you guys. Why are you? Did I win?

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Speaker 5: Something like? What's going on?

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Speaker 1: Absolutely not? Yeah, no, that's the thing in the past.

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Speaker 1: But something we still are doing on the show is

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Speaker 5: It. Oh no, no way, your moment to shine Marley.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what that means. You went on a

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Speaker 1: date recently and somebody liked that. I guess you didn't

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Speaker 3: You missed the date Marley.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, is this really happening. I'm on the radio with

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Speaker 5: you guys about this.

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Speaker 2: Oh man, Marley, dude, the guy had a football ticket

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Speaker 2: for you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. We heard the whole story from Will and so

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Speaker 1: obviously he's disappointed that, you know, showed to the game.

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Speaker 2: Well, you gave him a thirty minute heads up, You

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Speaker 2: texted him thirty minutes he said before the game.

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Speaker 1: So do you have any explanation?

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Speaker 5: Yeah? I mean, jeez, I don't know, Like, okay, what

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Speaker 5: do I say here?

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Speaker 1: Like true? Yeah, I don't know.

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Speaker 5: I guess at the end of the day, I just

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Speaker 5: don't like going out with liars.

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Speaker 1: What wear?

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Speaker 3: Why are you saying he's a liar?

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Speaker 5: Well, I was excited to spend time with them, like

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Speaker 5: it seemed to like we really vibed on the app

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Speaker 5: and I was getting ready for the date. It was

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Speaker 5: while I was getting ready, I started doing this thing

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Speaker 5: lately that's been really helpful. And actually I got this

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Speaker 3: What didn't we tell you?

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Speaker 2: You know, sometimes people will repeat what we say, and

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Speaker 3: We said that?

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Speaker 1: What advice did you take from us?

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Speaker 5: I think this is a really good idea. You guys

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Speaker 5: like this thing where you put a guy's photo into

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Speaker 5: chat GBT and it calculates their height, and we did

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Speaker 3: We talked about that how that was a trend. You

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Speaker 2: The photo would analyze like what's in the background and

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Speaker 5: So yeah, so he put in his profile that he's

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Speaker 5: six foot okay, but Chad g BT said that he's

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Speaker 5: probably five to seven.

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Speaker 3: He's a short king.

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Speaker 1: Just under Yeah, the proper term is nothing wrong with

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Speaker 1: five foot seven, five foot seven is respectable, but said

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Speaker 5: Yeah exactly, Like I'm sure he's listening right now, but maybe.

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Speaker 3: Don't tell her, don't you?

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Speaker 2: Is it because you won't date anyone under six foot

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Speaker 2: because I know a lot of women have that rule

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Speaker 3: It's a dumb rule and missing out on short guys.

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Speaker 5: No, I'm not superficial like that, Like I'm five to seven,

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Speaker 5: so we would be the same height, and I'm not

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Speaker 5: like against that. But the thing is, like, if he

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Speaker 1: Maybe if you're on your knees looking up at him,

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Speaker 1: he's six foot tall. At least it looks that way,

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Speaker 3: I think you said it innocently, but don't say that again.

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Speaker 1: Oh if you're sitting down, Sure that's what I meant. Okay,

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Speaker 1: you guys are turning into a pervert over here.

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Speaker 3: The words are working against you anyway.

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Speaker 1: Sorry she was talking. So it's the it's the lie potentially.

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Speaker 5: I mean, like like I said I'm five seven, and

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Speaker 5: I say I'm five to seven on my profile, Like

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Speaker 5: why do guys lie?

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Speaker 1: Okay, Well, the only way that we can know that

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Speaker 1: He's not a surprise, so awkward. Yeah, she's doing the

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Speaker 1: awkward sound effect for us. Wrong segment. Okay, but Will,

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Speaker 1: it's time to jump in and say hi to Marley.

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Speaker 3: Yep, Okay, Wait, what's going on?

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Speaker 2: Will?

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Speaker 1: Marley is telling us that she AI fact checked your

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Speaker 1: picture and that I know the suggestion came from our show.

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Speaker 1: So I'm sorry if.

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Speaker 3: We're busting you on this somewhere else probably, So.

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Speaker 1: Can you just tell us? Well, are you five ft

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Speaker 1: like you claim in your profile?

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Speaker 4: Well, I'll tell you what. Chat GBT is completely off

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Speaker 4: and I am taller than Marley, so they're taller.

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Speaker 5: Really yeah, but are you six foot or is that

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Speaker 5: an exaggeration?

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Speaker 4: I'm actually five eight?

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Speaker 5: Okay, Well, chat GPT was more honest than your profile.

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Speaker 3: Oh man, come on to his defense, Marley.

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Speaker 2: If he would have said he was five eight, would

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Speaker 2: he showed up.

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Speaker 3: In your algorithm?

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Speaker 5: I don't have a height limit on my filters or

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Speaker 5: anything like that.

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Speaker 3: Okay, but what way would you have swiped if you

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Speaker 5: I don't know I hesitation at all. Yeah, so he's

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Speaker 5: I just saw the numbers and I wasn't interested, and

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Speaker 5: I would have swiped because of the numbers, but I

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Speaker 4: By other parts of his profiles. Sure, okay, yeah, and

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Speaker 4: then our personality clicked. And then because I said that

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Speaker 4: I was six foot, my foot got in the door

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Speaker 4: quite literally.

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Speaker 3: That's a bad pun or whatever it is.

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Speaker 1: It worked.

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Speaker 5: But you have to understand that I've had like issues

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Speaker 5: with men lying in the past, and that's just like

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Speaker 5: an instant deal breaker for me. And even now you're

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Speaker 5: kind of like defending being dishonest. I feel like at

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Speaker 5: some point before we met up, you should have, you know,

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Speaker 5: made sure I knew what I was really looking for.

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Speaker 5: I didn't want to look right over your head.

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Speaker 1: Do you feel bad at all though that homie watched

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Speaker 1: a whole game by himself, wasted hundreds of dollars and

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Speaker 1: still wants to go out with you.

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Speaker 3: And feel bad? He seems sincere in his apology.

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Speaker 1: And the good news is we've hashed all this out now,

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Speaker 1: so maybe that allows us to close the door on

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Speaker 1: the door to the next positive one. Unless there's something

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Speaker 1: else you've lied about, we'll get it out.

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Speaker 3: They are you a full catfish?

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Speaker 1: Tell us now, she has not seen you in person yet, so.

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Speaker 4: My pictures are accurate. They're five to eight accurate.

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Speaker 3: Okay, give them a chance, Barley, go one date won't hurt.

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Speaker 1: Make sure they're accurate in person. Bring a tape measure

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Speaker 1: to the date and we will pay for the date

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Speaker 1: and the tape measure to me.

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Speaker 4: I'll send you a photo with me holding a newspaper

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Speaker 4: from today about Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, wait you get a newspaper? How old

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Speaker 3: are you?

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Speaker 5: I'll be honest, I'm going to be wary and skeptical.

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Speaker 5: But the fact that you have the confidence to address

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Speaker 5: this way is kind of a turn on. I'll be honest.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, our show's a turn on.

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Speaker 1: Wow, you know those positive news. I mean, you don't

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Speaker 1: get your money back, will, but at least you get

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Speaker 1: another date to spend more money on her.

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Speaker 4: Hooray. I get to spend more money on a date.

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Speaker 3: We Hey, yeah, don't we pay?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Are taking up to twenty five dollars.

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Speaker 3: Will freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 1: Before we go any further, we have to say congratulations

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Speaker 1: to the best cell phone reception we've had all week,

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Speaker 1: Marley and Will. Yeah, congratulations carriers. Did you could actually

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Speaker 1: hear what they were saying during the whole conversation, which

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Speaker 1: this day and age, but apparently it is. And they

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Speaker 1: say nothing predicts relationship success like the number of combined

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Speaker 1: reception bars you two share.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we recommend all of you guys moved towards cell

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Speaker 3: phone towers, right please.

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Speaker 1: Actually, I'm with your brother. Cosmo needs to put that

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Speaker 1: dating tip into one of their magazines. But I do

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Speaker 1: hope they end up going out for real. If he

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Speaker 1: up again for something else AI found, I'm not sure

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Speaker 1: we can help him out of that situation.

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Speaker 3: It seems like it was like the last, first and

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Speaker 3: last chance.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, one strike, that's it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, if he's being honest about the five eight.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well, we're gonna find out soon he shows up.

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Speaker 3: If he's shorter than five eight, he's never.

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Speaker 1: Seen we told him to stay in touch, and you

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Speaker 1: should too. If you want some help with your dating life,

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Speaker 1: we'll call that person who's not calling you back and

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Speaker 1: go check out all of our Second Day podcasts wherever

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Speaker 1: you get yours at Brook and Jeffrey