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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of Luke Trendsworth. Oh,

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Speaker 1: one of the Hemsworth brothers. Which one, oh, the one

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Speaker 1: that didn't even get the height? All right, all right,

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Speaker 1: I mean leave he hasn't. Uh. We just went through

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Speaker 1: a big hypothetical about what we do if our significant

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Speaker 1: others left us for various Hemsworth brothers. Chris was the

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Speaker 1: major one. But then we we started, we moved on

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Speaker 1: to Luke um and it's like a good bit. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean Chris, I think we both agreed, Like, you know,

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Speaker 1: I was, I was cool with I would probably parlay

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Speaker 1: that into like a an excuse to hang around, you know,

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Speaker 1: when I was dropping the kids off her picking them up. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: thanks Jack, we got it for me, Thanks mate, Just

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Speaker 1: funny take off. It's all weekend so yeah, our weekend.

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Speaker 1: You didn't mean that mt This was posed by suproducer

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Speaker 1: on a Hosnia in case that wasn't clear to anybody.

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Speaker 1: Which but I just love trying to make it work

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Speaker 1: too and between yeah, and it's like, yeah, sorry, mate,

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Speaker 1: it's not gonna work out. Hey guess what Jack, Now

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Speaker 1: she's my wife? Yes, so listening to podcast pretty ship

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Speaker 1: to be honest, but anyway, Oh man, I would pay

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Speaker 1: so much just for a live rendition of my wife

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Speaker 1: from Chris Hunsworth but putting his arm around your wife's Like, hey, look,

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Speaker 1: even trending. That's not trending, although it's kind of it.

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Speaker 1: Maybe it came up because of the came up because

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Speaker 1: of a story that is trending. Yeah, that we're going

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Speaker 1: to get to a little bit later. Tease, tease, guess

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Speaker 1: what it is. We have to start off with the

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Speaker 1: first story, the number one story. This should be Twitter.

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm pretty disappointed in Twitter. I got to say,

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Speaker 1: because um, like at least once a week for the

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Speaker 1: past year, two years, probably I'd open up trends, Twitter

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Speaker 1: trends and Kendrick would be like one of the top

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Speaker 1: two three things trending, and I will click on it

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Speaker 1: and it would just be somebody being like, when's the

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Speaker 1: new album dropping? And then sharing a verse that I've

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Speaker 1: heard a hundred times, which I'll always listen because you know,

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Speaker 1: I miss Kendrick just like everybody else. But I you know,

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Speaker 1: it's a real bait and switch where I don't I

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Speaker 1: don't know what the processes for like getting something like

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Speaker 1: that started where everybody falls for it at the same time. Um.

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Speaker 1: But anyways, I've been waiting with the rest of the

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Speaker 1: world for the announcement of his new album. Um, today

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Speaker 1: I go to trends. Kendrick was at first not even

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Speaker 1: in my top five, and then when I like refreshed

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Speaker 1: multiple times, it like moved up to number three. This

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Speaker 1: should have been when I opened Twitter. It should have

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Speaker 1: shut down on Twitter and just taking me to the announcement.

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Speaker 1: The fuck you're not saying this, You're not seeing this.

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Speaker 1: What happened? Kendrick has announced the follow up to Damn

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Speaker 1: is coming. It has a inscrutable title. Um, you know,

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Speaker 1: I don't know what it means. I guess Mr Morale

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Speaker 1: and the Big Steppers. Okay, yeah, I'm just please please Kendrick.

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Speaker 1: We've been waiting, I mean because I think the way there,

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Speaker 1: he's like the Betty White of rappers, you know, and remember,

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Speaker 1: because Betty White would trend because everyone's like playing with

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Speaker 1: the idea that she died before she actually passed away,

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Speaker 1: and it's the same like with Kendrick. Everyone has been

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Speaker 1: fucking around with this idea of when's this album coming out?

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Speaker 1: That it's like one of those things where everyone's just

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Speaker 1: waiting for it. So even if it trends slightly for

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Speaker 1: another thing, people like wait because I feel like the

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Speaker 1: tweets are referencing you use like, well, since Kendrick's trending

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Speaker 1: again without an album, me show you this and then

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Speaker 1: that tweet will also blow up to because it's right,

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Speaker 1: is so strong that the stuff that people are sharing

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Speaker 1: enough people are like, that's fucking dope. I'm gonna retweet that. Um,

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Speaker 1: but like this feels like I don't know, Like this

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Speaker 1: feels like an album that if you release it as

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Speaker 1: a c D would be the number one selling album

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Speaker 1: of like the past five years. Like there's so much anticipation.

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm very excited. Will you buy physical media again

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Speaker 1: for this album? Was last What's up? But what's the

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Speaker 1: last physical album? But man, oh I know it was

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Speaker 1: there's a dude who plays the steel drums on large

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Speaker 1: month that uh my kids love dancing too, So we

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Speaker 1: bought some busting Okay, you got some local Busker Busker albums? Yeah, okay, um,

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Speaker 1: how about you? What's what's your? Honestly, the last thing

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Speaker 1: like the weird the way I doomsday prep isn't for

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Speaker 1: listen to these albums if there's no so vinyl? It's

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Speaker 1: like the one thing I'm like, well, I can put

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Speaker 1: have that part yet, just got the albums. Uh if

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Speaker 1: that from my varying speeds like that in nice Cube.

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Speaker 1: You can do it, put your back into it. Um,

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Speaker 1: I have a white label DJ vinyl. I got a

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Speaker 1: lot of stuff that nobody needs anymore. But yeah, that's

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Speaker 1: why is this Like are you you're you're a Kendrick fan, Like,

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Speaker 1: is this the most you've anticipated an album in a

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Speaker 1: in a while or I know you, like the last

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Speaker 1: time I anticipated I think the thing I anticipated the

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Speaker 1: most was the Black album. Wow. I was so because

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Speaker 1: I was just such a J fan, Like that was

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Speaker 1: so important to me. I bought my fucking I asked

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Speaker 1: Doc Carters to fucking where to be like, I'm here,

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Speaker 1: j here man. Did you believe it was going to

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Speaker 1: be his last? Oh? Yeah absolutely, because I didn't. I

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Speaker 1: wasn't old enough to know how the adult mind works

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Speaker 1: or money or anything. And I'm like, I believe him.

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Speaker 1: He said this is it, so I will spend accordingly

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Speaker 1: because this is it. Uh. And then when like I

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Speaker 1: was like, Okay, so you're gonna do some ship for

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Speaker 1: American Gangster and that's kind of like an album, so

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Speaker 1: oh that's fine, that's fine, that's fine, that's fine, you

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Speaker 1: do you um, but yeah, this is this is definitely

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Speaker 1: like one that it's like matching that other ones like

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Speaker 1: for it to come out, but this one because we've

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Speaker 1: been in like this like vacuum and like nebulous space

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Speaker 1: of not knowing and or what or how in that sense, yes,

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Speaker 1: very much. I also like the versus he dropped on

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Speaker 1: Kam's album were like so weird that I'm like, that's

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Speaker 1: also like only made me excited. Like both of them

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Speaker 1: were immediately things that we started saying to each other,

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Speaker 1: like and up of the Morning top of the Morn

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Speaker 1: and he des not look and I don't. He's put

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Speaker 1: out so many fantastic albums. Yo, look, Kenny, if you

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Speaker 1: anything out, yeah go ahead. Yeah, I just want to.

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Speaker 1: I just want to know what you're up to. That's

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Speaker 1: really all this is. I want to know what you're

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Speaker 1: up to as an artist. Yeah. It doesn't need to

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Speaker 1: be like flawless like they always are. Could just be

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Speaker 1: very weird, never just projecting. Like. It doesn't have to

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Speaker 1: be like the greatest album that I could picture happening,

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Speaker 1: because how could you do anything less? I mean, it's

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Speaker 1: fine if it's not. But yeah, he's like an artist

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Speaker 1: but like I'm like, Okay, this is what I wanted

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Speaker 1: I'm just like I'm not even gonna try. I know not.

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Speaker 1: How do you understand your genius? Um? Anyways, very excited

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Speaker 1: who are completely like, you know, like so racist about music.

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Speaker 1: I don't even listen to rap or some ship Like

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Speaker 1: sure if you don't hear it, then but you can't

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Speaker 1: have I mean, like even my dad, I remember to

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Speaker 1: Pimple Butterfly got him. He's like funks, like jazz stuff

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Speaker 1: on here. Motherfucker is an artist. This should I ever heard? Um? So? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I can't imagine. I mean it's number one trending on Twitter.

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Speaker 1: So at the very least hitting enough with Twitter. There

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Speaker 1: you go. Come on, Zycha Kendrew. You know you gotta

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Speaker 1: got a project you're promoting or boost he's you know,

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Speaker 1: whichever want. Yeah, I'll hit punch up over at TV.

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Speaker 1: We'll see what's up. Um. Pound Town is trending, moving

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Speaker 1: from momentous uh to less so um. People are reacting

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Speaker 1: to a Twitter account that takes takes you on a

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Speaker 1: wild ride of a zillo posting Yeah, this is an

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Speaker 1: underrated art form in and of itself is like the

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Speaker 1: I remember when Ben Simmons was selling his house there

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Speaker 1: there were some great like Zillo tours of his house

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Speaker 1: that uh just was some head scratchers, Yeah, some real

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Speaker 1: but also a very fun Zillo tour. Yeah. And there's

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Speaker 1: like accounts like Zillo Gone Wild and Ship where you know,

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Speaker 1: that's is welcome to Pound Town like in old art

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Speaker 1: deco font like it's like a nineties theater or some ship.

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Speaker 1: This is a Wisconsin home. I'm just looking for some

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Speaker 1: other some other quotable art, like is it wine o'clock?

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Speaker 1: it's all like I mean, it's just like welcome fully

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Speaker 1: they're probably like the least interesting ship. Yeah yeah, it's

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Speaker 1: says our nest on an embroidered pillow. There's a like

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Speaker 1: the kitchen sink. It says, this kitchen is for dancing. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: not in a corner, just just right above. You know

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Speaker 1: what time it I You know you got him there

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Speaker 1: there you go, There you go. Wisconsin and Turbo tax

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Speaker 1: it is text oh ship, yeah whatever you do? You

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Speaker 1: still pay your taxes? No? You kidding me? Man? I

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Speaker 1: mean yeah, Ever since Wesley stopped, I was like, why

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Speaker 1: and he was the most popular guy. Just a reminder

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Speaker 1: that taxes could be simple things that don't require all

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Speaker 1: they can prop up a bunch of bullshit jobs, job creation,

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Speaker 1: number thousands. He says Jesus did, so he's he just

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Speaker 1: seems like a person who had some success early in

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Speaker 1: just sneaking suspicion that they are actually like God and

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Speaker 1: has convinced approximately like two people. I think, uh that

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Speaker 1: that is the case. So a sub letto creep uh

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Speaker 1: sounds yeah, sub letto. Well, good luck Scott, good luck um.

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Speaker 1: All right, well, those are some of the things that

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Speaker 1: are trending on this Monday afternoon. We are back tomorrow

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Speaker 1: with the whole last episode of the show. Until then,

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Speaker 1: be kind to each other, be kind to yourself, get

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Speaker 1: the vaccine, don't do nothing about white supremacy, and we

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Speaker 1: will talk to y'all tomorrow. Good Bye, good bye.