Speaker 1: Are you leaving? I you wanna way back home?
Speaker 2: Either way, we want to be there. Doesn't matter how
Speaker 2: much baggage you claim and give us time and a
Speaker 2: termino and gage aid.
Speaker 1: We want to send you off in style. We wanna
Speaker 1: welcome you back home.
Speaker 2: Tell us all about it. We scared her? Was it fine?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 2: Porn? Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?
Speaker 3: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 2: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?
Speaker 1: Do your need to.
Speaker 4: Ride with Karen and Chris.
Speaker 1: Welcome to Do you need a ride? This is Chris Fairbanks.
Speaker 2: This is Karen Kilgariff.
Speaker 5: This is part two in our epic cliffhanger saga where
Speaker 5: the last you saw me, I was about to go
Speaker 5: off a jump in a truck, but I froze in midair.
Speaker 2: Frozen midair. Anything could happen in mid air?
Speaker 1: Oh? Could boss Hog lose interest and stop chasing me? Perhaps?
Speaker 2: What if boss Hog got a hobby and started leaving
Speaker 2: the Duke boys alone?
Speaker 5: Yeah, he started wearing more leisure wear, fewer white suits, maybe.
Speaker 2: Going on a couple casual coffee dates just to see
Speaker 2: who's out there in their little town.
Speaker 5: It is strange to me that one of my favorite
Speaker 5: shows as a child included a vehicle that on top
Speaker 5: of it had the rebel Confederate flag, And I do
Speaker 5: remember my dad saying that's bad.
Speaker 1: By the way, that's a bad flag. Well it's not
Speaker 1: a bad car. Turn it up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was not good to have something that bad
Speaker 2: just there for the kids to enjoy. That kind of
Speaker 2: shit where it's like, yeah, this this the racism is
Speaker 2: long held tradition in this country.
Speaker 5: Well it was during that time where people were like,
Speaker 5: oh no, this flag's of history.
Speaker 1: It's a historical. And because they had the.
Speaker 5: Characters like no, we have all types of different friends.
Speaker 5: There was no like hate in the scripts. But that
Speaker 5: just on the car that yeah.
Speaker 1: It was a man, it's crazy to think that now. Anyway.
Speaker 5: I like on the show how they were driving and
Speaker 5: there's a green screen behind them.
Speaker 1: Of course they're just sitting in a car that two
Speaker 1: gaffers are shaking.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and they everyone's what's so bad at acting like
Speaker 5: they were driving. It's like they never had driven before.
Speaker 5: Just oh, I'm under dirt road, so I'm gonna gyrate
Speaker 5: side the side like Chris Farley character.
Speaker 2: Also, how long did they have to film like that
Speaker 2: where they're just like, okay, now, okay, we have to
Speaker 2: pick up another one of these for scene five, scenes eight,
Speaker 2: scene twenty, Like that's all they did.
Speaker 1: Oh, you're right, change your shirt. We have another driving scene.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, we have to race around.
Speaker 5: Yes, it's driving that we can't relate to, or certainly
Speaker 5: you can't because you are a calm, fluid driver.
Speaker 2: No no, no, no, no, no, no no no. That's the
Speaker 2: other thing. Their horn was the fucking Dixie's. That's also racist.
Speaker 1: That's like a battle horn.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 2: Oh boy, that guy's sick of waiting for me to Goh.
Speaker 2: The thing that I when, uh, I think for me,
Speaker 2: my real awareness of how crazy the Confederate flag being
Speaker 2: places and people offending it is was I think it
Speaker 2: was probably during the George Floyd protest and someone was like,
Speaker 2: it's a loser flag. Why do we have to look
Speaker 2: at it? They lost? And I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: that's so true. It's like you don't all these statues
Speaker 2: or these flags are all those things, those are the losers.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I remember that being and it being such a small
Speaker 5: period in time too. The Confederacy was just like a
Speaker 5: handful of years, right, and why is it being remembered
Speaker 5: in that way. It was really and we know the
Speaker 5: answer system. Oh, the guy that blew us off the
Speaker 5: road looks like he was a big fan of I
Speaker 5: don't know.
Speaker 1: I judge trucks, don't judge.
Speaker 5: I judge big black trucks with big American flags on them.
Speaker 2: But you know, Thin Blue Line Guy.
Speaker 5: Which is a documentary. I forget his name, Eryl Morris,
Speaker 5: Errol Morris, and it is what you can do recap
Speaker 5: that for me. I'd love to a documentary I haven't
Speaker 5: seen forever. It's a story of a vehicular stop.
Speaker 2: I can't remember where it took place, what state it
Speaker 2: took place in. Essentially, the cop ended up shooting the person,
Speaker 2: and the way it got covered up and worked through
Speaker 2: the system. There was a witness, there was a person
Speaker 2: who was murdered. I don't really remember much else, but
Speaker 2: the way Errol Morris oops, the way Errol Morris did
Speaker 2: it and directed it. It was kind of like, here's what
Speaker 2: was presented, and then you watch it that way, and
Speaker 2: then you see it again and here's actually what happened.
Speaker 2: And it was just a very fascinating and kind of
Speaker 2: provocative way to explain a true crime story.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 5: He also made another documentary about that autistic woman that
Speaker 5: through Temple Granted Temple Grandon, they hold the weighted blanket
Speaker 5: and they thinking of humane slaughter methods because she was
Speaker 5: like a four h you know, she's like a teachers
Speaker 5: at a college.
Speaker 2: And she was like me, a four eh superstar.
Speaker 1: Yes, early four superstar who was like, hey, this.
Speaker 5: Old way with the no country for old men bolt
Speaker 5: gun is bad and figured out the maze where they're
Speaker 5: comforted or whatever at the last minute. There's an Arrol
Speaker 5: Morris documentary about her. And there are people I know
Speaker 5: in Denver that went to school in Fort Collins and
Speaker 5: she was their professor.
Speaker 2: Did they like learning from her?
Speaker 1: I think so. I think everyone liked her.
Speaker 2: I bet she would be an incredible teacher because she
Speaker 2: really loves and cares about her subject.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, passionate about it.
Speaker 2: And also she really helped people with the cow hugging
Speaker 2: machine concept, which is certain people are very comforted and
Speaker 2: soothed by that kind of pressure, which I don't think
Speaker 2: people understood before.
Speaker 1: Have you ever tinkered with a weighted blanket?
Speaker 2: Oh? Hell yeah, that pink It looks like it's a
Speaker 2: big crocheted blanket. It sometimes is on my couch. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that thing weighs twenty pounds.
Speaker 1: It's like chain mail.
Speaker 5: It's like BB's yes, and you put it on your chest,
Speaker 5: you are out.
Speaker 2: It's the greatest. It's also you may have experienced it
Speaker 2: at the dentist's office when they put that lead thing
Speaker 2: right that were X rays used to be my favorite.
Speaker 2: I'd be like, can you leave this on for the
Speaker 2: rest of the time, and my dentist would laugh at me.
Speaker 5: It's yeah, he's like, oh, she's comforted by a deflecting radiation.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he didn't get it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it puts it asleep.
Speaker 5: But then at three am suddenly it seems like someone's chitting,
Speaker 5: like shitting sitting, or they could be doing both and
Speaker 5: on your chest careful.
Speaker 1: It's a terrible way to wake up.
Speaker 2: Either way.
Speaker 1: Yeah panicked, Uh yeah, but yeah I am.
Speaker 2: There was also Did you ever see Doctor Death? That's
Speaker 2: one of the most incredible documentaries ever. It's about the
Speaker 2: guy who worked on the electric chair and became he
Speaker 2: became a Holocaust denier because he got pulled into he
Speaker 2: started speaking. It's the most you have to see it.
Speaker 2: It's the most amazing documentary what is.
Speaker 1: The name of the.
Speaker 5: Podcast that's about the murdering doctor. Oh, that's that you've
Speaker 5: talked about on your other fav.
Speaker 1: That's not mister Death.
Speaker 2: I think it happened in Death Soon Death. That's not
Speaker 2: also doctor Death.
Speaker 5: I feel like it is which you know, one's a podcast,
Speaker 5: the show.
Speaker 2: Maybe it's doctor Death is the podcast, Mister Death is
Speaker 2: the documentary.
Speaker 5: I think the documentary is call me Greg, mister Death
Speaker 5: as my father.
Speaker 2: I think it is mister Death, The Rise and Fall
Speaker 2: of Fred. Ah. Okay, that's it.
Speaker 1: So he's not a doctor, it's me. That's the difference.
Speaker 2: Well, that's the actual point of the whole documentary, and
Speaker 2: that will help me remember it in the future. Uh,
Speaker 2: he's not a doctor, he's not an expert, and yet
Speaker 2: he starts putting together this theory about how the Holocaust
Speaker 2: didn't happen, and it is so insaneikes and so awful.
Speaker 2: And so it's this example of people getting caught up
Speaker 2: in like the glory and the compliment of a group
Speaker 2: of people going, you're an expert and we believe you,
Speaker 2: right when he's like, it's like, no, you're not.
Speaker 5: It's because there's a third one that it's something death,
Speaker 5: and it's a doctor that kept putting plastic trachea like
Speaker 5: doing what would have been maybe state of the art
Speaker 5: dipping plastic devices implants in stem cells, like maybe eventually
Speaker 5: would be the future of certain surgeries, but just trying
Speaker 5: it out on people and everyone was dying, and they
Speaker 5: kept moving him to a different hospitals, very much like
Speaker 5: I think that's monsignor death.
Speaker 1: No, it's another.
Speaker 2: Promising A Catholic priest was also a surgeon.
Speaker 5: This is another doctor one. And I swear that there's
Speaker 5: too many doctor deaths.
Speaker 1: There's many of them.
Speaker 5: And this wasn't the guy that that podcast is based on,
Speaker 5: the drug addict guy that.
Speaker 2: Was killing people a spinal surgeon.
Speaker 1: Yeah, scary.
Speaker 5: There are people just with unshakable confidence and also.
Speaker 2: No compassion mental illness. Mental illness is what I'm trying
Speaker 2: to say, that's what you were looking for.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I find confidence to be a mental illness.
Speaker 1: That's how I was raised.
Speaker 5: I read doubt myself in Sabotage my own comedy, but
Speaker 5: I know it comes from a place of health.
Speaker 2: Also, I think maybe the thing you're talking about was
Speaker 2: it was like the third season of Doctor Death. So
Speaker 2: it was the podcast with a different doctor doing the show.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well it's a Netflix thing. I live a moving
Speaker 5: picture shows.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Town to town, Oh got it?
Speaker 3: Yeah, up and down the Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but look out, a lot of them are pickpockets.
Speaker 2: A lot of doctors are pickpockets.
Speaker 5: Yes, yes, I mean especially if you're not insured, they'll
Speaker 5: take your money.
Speaker 1: Yo.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yoh yeah.
Speaker 1: Very excited for today's guest.
Speaker 2: If we if we could, just if we could just
Speaker 2: get there.
Speaker 1: It's very deep part of town.
Speaker 2: Yes, we're so far into the valley that it's nineteen
Speaker 2: eighty seven.
Speaker 5: Something happened where that La River. And believe it or not,
Speaker 5: it's a real river. You see it in Greece and
Speaker 5: other movies because it's surrounded by cement.
Speaker 1: It's an actual river and if you don't navigate it correctly,
Speaker 1: you've got to drive to go around it.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's true.
Speaker 1: Yeah I could have said that better, but you know
Speaker 1: what I mean.
Speaker 2: Hey, look, I think a lot of people got to
Speaker 2: know the La River during this last what the press
Speaker 2: called a life threatening storm system that blew through La
Speaker 2: and the La River got very full.
Speaker 1: It became an I think they called it atmospheric river.
Speaker 2: It wit you know the atmospheric river was just the
Speaker 2: rain itself in the sky. Oh okay, and then our
Speaker 2: river got very full. It was like, look at the river.
Speaker 2: And then a bunch of other people were like, yeah, hey,
Speaker 2: real quick, that's what it's supposed to do, right, This
Speaker 2: is all according.
Speaker 5: To plant right, that's why the cement embankments are embankments.
Speaker 2: Is that a school? It is?
Speaker 1: It's geel?
Speaker 5: What kind soccer camp? Those kids are forced to play
Speaker 5: soccer in bright white.
Speaker 2: Clothing, religious soccer.
Speaker 1: And look a skate park? Hey where are we we're.
Speaker 2: In We're deep in the valley.
Speaker 5: Now I feel like I'm about to get on a
Speaker 5: private jet.
Speaker 1: Isn't there an airport over here?
Speaker 2: I think so?
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, those were my opening for famous people.
Speaker 2: Days, your private jet days.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Now I just get on big old commercial airliners. That's
Speaker 5: how I like it, reve and elbows with the public.
Speaker 5: No more private jets for me. It's a choice.
Speaker 2: Yep, you're in charge.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just what I prefer.
Speaker 2: I prefer never being on a commercial flight because there
Speaker 2: is literally no more space to be on a plane anymore.
Speaker 2: It's so psychotic.
Speaker 5: Oh right, They have slowly, without making an announcement, taking
Speaker 5: away all the leg room and the ability to recline.
Speaker 1: In most cases, yeah.
Speaker 5: Unless you go really you know, throw some money at
Speaker 5: one of the big Delta United, you pretty much have
Speaker 5: to stay still and no recline.
Speaker 2: And you have to hope that you don't have a
Speaker 2: person who doesn't understand physical boundaries with other people.
Speaker 1: Yes, someone that takes their shoes off I know here.
Speaker 2: In parentheses, or someone that just splits their legs apart
Speaker 2: like their like that's a choice, and they get to
Speaker 2: come into your area because they're a man. Let's just
Speaker 2: say it. Well, yeah, yeah, it's men.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I spend time. Yeah, it really happened.
Speaker 2: Weirdly, spreading their legs to a degree where you're just like,
Speaker 2: what's wrong in there?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 5: And a lot of times do you think they're doing
Speaker 5: that because they want to chat or.
Speaker 2: Just because they belie believe that that is their right
Speaker 2: to do it, and everybody around them is like, I'm
Speaker 2: afraid he'll kill me if I say anything, right it is.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's where I always wear a hood. What I
Speaker 1: just say, you can put it over your head. Oh okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: they don't want to kill you after that, and you.
Speaker 2: Don't have to talk well, yeah, they don't have a
Speaker 2: choice to. Yeah, but I mean it's kind of understandable
Speaker 2: because there is no space or room. But those are
Speaker 2: the kind of people. It's like, there's no space or room,
Speaker 2: I'm going to do this, And it's like, right, you're
Speaker 2: not punishing Delta right now, you're punishing me, right.
Speaker 5: Right, Yeah, your punk rock legs spreading is not against
Speaker 5: the man.
Speaker 1: It's against the one man next to me.
Speaker 5: Please stop being so punk rock this man right here
Speaker 5: and put your socks back on.
Speaker 2: I mean, that is the grossest of all time.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah.
Speaker 2: Also the women that slip their hair over the seat
Speaker 2: and put their long hair.
Speaker 1: That's always surprising. That one's nuts because if.
Speaker 5: I had long hair, I would be so terrified if
Speaker 5: it was hanging beckoning someone behind me.
Speaker 2: I feel like I've seen video of people cutting people's
Speaker 2: hair that do that, which I'm like, yeah, that's your right.
Speaker 5: And it's weird. It must be a past life. But
Speaker 5: my biggest fear is it being dipped in an ink. Well,
Speaker 5: you know how they take your pigtails.
Speaker 2: You're acting like you're the one with the hair right
Speaker 2: now though.
Speaker 5: Yeah, oh yes, I'm the victim. I have blonde pigtails.
Speaker 2: Huh.
Speaker 1: And my name is Laura.
Speaker 5: Angles and you know, yeah, it's why my dad always
Speaker 5: said don't dip your pen in the company ink.
Speaker 1: I think it was about now that was something else.
Speaker 1: Little house, Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was about little house.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just a little house, reference a little one.
Speaker 5: I'm very excited for a guest. I'm also excited for
Speaker 5: a pond pickup. I'm going to take.
Speaker 2: Off my jacket because you're quite warm.
Speaker 1: I am quite warm. That's one thing about the sea.
Speaker 1: And in this town, they will change on a dime.
Speaker 2: Absolutely got a layer.
Speaker 1: I brought a jacket because it gets cold at night.
Speaker 5: It's pretty cold at night, like not compared to other
Speaker 5: places with blizzards. But daytime, it was surfing safari shorts.
Speaker 1: It's just that time of year.
Speaker 2: This morning, though, I went out at seven am, as
Speaker 2: I like to do to greet the day. It was
Speaker 2: fucking freezing outside, truly freezing.
Speaker 5: Did you what do you do at seven am? Like
Speaker 5: just leave the house and hit the streets?
Speaker 2: No, no, I just want, you know, me and the
Speaker 2: dogs go outside, yea, and me like see what's going down?
Speaker 2: And yeah, drink coffee outside and listen to birds. I
Speaker 2: watched a thing on TikTok that said listening to birds
Speaker 2: song is like one of the best things you can
Speaker 2: do for your mental health, which I didn't know.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and for dogs, letting them go out and smell
Speaker 5: all new smells is very important to their mental Yeah,
Speaker 5: you gotta do it.
Speaker 1: You gotta let dogs stink different.
Speaker 5: Smells, stink it or smell different stinks. I think you know,
Speaker 5: is this the house? This is straight out of I
Speaker 5: mean it's beautiful, It's I.
Speaker 1: Really like it. Look at that foliage.
Speaker 5: Here he is ladies and gentlemen. He's standing outside my window.
Speaker 5: He'll know to come in soon.
Speaker 1: You know him from clubs?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, just a couple of minutes I.
Speaker 3: Was I didn't see you, and then I sort of
Speaker 3: just go out and I saw you were over here.
Speaker 3: You are good to see you.
Speaker 5: Our guest today has done clubs and colleges throughout the
Speaker 5: continental United States as well as Canada. Put your ears
Speaker 5: together for our friend Brett Weinbach.
Speaker 3: Hi, thank you are already starting yet. Yeah, I'm do
Speaker 3: you say? How am I I'm good?
Speaker 1: How How are you?
Speaker 3: How am I?
Speaker 1: I did the opposite with your Uh yeah.
Speaker 3: You mean you said my name without an R E no, no, no,
Speaker 3: without a wait without an N, and then you added
Speaker 3: an R to THET.
Speaker 5: I knew there was a consonant floating around looking for
Speaker 5: a home, and I just picked the wrong one in
Speaker 5: the wrong place.
Speaker 1: Sorry.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what a beautiful house that is.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, I don't what you were waiting outside of
Speaker 3: a different house, I think, And I wonder if you
Speaker 3: think that's the house.
Speaker 1: Oh that's so funny.
Speaker 2: It wasn't the house that we were kind of in
Speaker 2: front of.
Speaker 3: No, they think you were in front of the next house.
Speaker 3: Oh no, sorry, which is fine. I mean, you know
Speaker 3: there's more of a mistique that way.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 3: You just have no idea. You didn't really probably absorb
Speaker 3: in any of the houses.
Speaker 2: That were around, and so yeah, we have no idea.
Speaker 3: You have no idea the shack that I live in.
Speaker 5: Yeah, there were shacks left and right, and we got
Speaker 5: sucked in by the beautiful foliage next door.
Speaker 3: Well that mansion. Yeah, it's oh yeah so that yeah,
Speaker 3: well that the mansions have voiliage. So, but shacks don't
Speaker 3: have foliage. If it doesn't have foliage as a shack.
Speaker 2: Basically, how was the shock during the recent rainstorm. Is
Speaker 2: that you did it all fall apart?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that would just rebuild it. You know, we're it's
Speaker 3: still a work in progress, you know, but hopefully next
Speaker 3: time we'll I we'll use brick this next time. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and hopefully it won't get blown over.
Speaker 1: The third time. It's a third time.
Speaker 3: Actually, yeah, I'm using what is it straw this time? Yeah,
Speaker 3: so I'm going to test that out. It probably won't
Speaker 3: work out. Next time will be brick.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's weird that you started with sticks and then
Speaker 5: went to straw because traditionally, and I'm no contractor or.
Speaker 1: Pig, it's or wolf.
Speaker 5: Or a golden haired girl looking for a comfortable bed.
Speaker 5: Am I confusing stories?
Speaker 3: I mean you aren't that well No, I mean you
Speaker 3: wouldn't be. I think the same character is in Little
Speaker 3: Red Riding Hood. I think that the wolf, same wolf.
Speaker 3: It couldn't be a similar wolf. Maybe maybe they're related
Speaker 3: to this idea. A quick question, where are we going
Speaker 3: that care? No?
Speaker 2: Where do you have anywhere you need to be?
Speaker 3: I was trying to think of something that we could do,
Speaker 3: and I mean I was thinking maybe I could we
Speaker 3: could pick up I could pick up some sandwiches, a
Speaker 3: Paris Bagett amazing that maybe some pastries as well. I
Speaker 3: don't know.
Speaker 1: Do they have a drive through?
Speaker 3: No, it's not a drive through, but it's a quick
Speaker 3: running and get it. Or is it better if we
Speaker 3: just stay in, I mean, do it? I don't know.
Speaker 3: It was just a thought. You know, it's back the
Speaker 3: other way though, if you.
Speaker 2: Should we do like some sort of a pastry tasting. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you want them for yourself?
Speaker 3: We could do that. Why don't we do that?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 3: Yeah, what are you? What are you interested in? Not
Speaker 3: to get away from the big bad wolf. We can
Speaker 3: get back exactly.
Speaker 5: My back started to sweat because I thought we weren't
Speaker 5: going to revisit this wolf thing.
Speaker 3: Okay, we'll talk about the pastries when we get closer
Speaker 3: to the spot. That was just an idea. By the way,
Speaker 3: we could go to Trader Joe's also and find some
Speaker 3: treats there.
Speaker 2: But maybe I like pastry. Its fancy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, let's do that.
Speaker 5: And people, that's one thing we've learned about this podcast.
Speaker 1: We love They love when we eat into our microphones.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. What's the name of the place,
Speaker 3: like Paris bag Get. You know it's a chain.
Speaker 1: Oh, I've never heard of Paris, but yet.
Speaker 3: It's a chain. Look, I could I don't mind getting
Speaker 3: some sandwiches there for myself that I could stock up
Speaker 3: on for the tomorrow or something, you know. And they
Speaker 3: have this one sandwich that I like. I mean, I
Speaker 3: would almost go as far as say I love it,
Speaker 3: but that's a strong word. But it's it has bree
Speaker 3: cheese and apple in it, or maybe even pair and
Speaker 3: that could really kind of get me going. You know,
Speaker 3: the sandwich has pear and bree cheese in it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that'll loot light a fire under your taste buds.
Speaker 2: Is that the sandwich where you tuck your napkin into
Speaker 2: the top of your shirt before you eat it.
Speaker 3: I would do that with any sandwich I think, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: just to keep it clean, you know. Yeah, I practice
Speaker 3: safe eating safe.
Speaker 1: When I was a kid, I think probably fourth grade,
Speaker 1: we're supposed to design.
Speaker 5: And invent an invention as if it was going to
Speaker 5: get patented. It was just a project and mine was,
Speaker 5: oh yeah, a tablecloth, and my mom helped me make
Speaker 5: it for an entire table that had a little tail
Speaker 5: on it that you chucked into your shirt, so you
Speaker 5: were it was like a bridge for all the food,
Speaker 5: so you could be the ultimate sob. And I still
Speaker 5: think I should take.
Speaker 1: That to it.
Speaker 3: It's not a bad idea. I have seen that that
Speaker 3: not with a tail, you know, not so designed, you know,
Speaker 3: but I've seen.
Speaker 1: That just a red lobster bib.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 3: No, I've seen someone were in a cartoon or something
Speaker 3: use the tablecloth as a bib, right, but not designed
Speaker 3: for that to happen, you know what I mean. That
Speaker 3: was sort of their own, but you're kind of adding
Speaker 3: this extra piece to it that can make it more practical.
Speaker 5: It would be funny if my invention actually just came
Speaker 5: from the same whatever cartoon when you watched, because this
Speaker 5: is also a cartoon wolf.
Speaker 3: Well, I you know, I had to do an invention
Speaker 3: thing too for school, and what was your mine? Was
Speaker 3: so lame compared to that. I think it was just
Speaker 3: it was basically this idea that I'm trying to remember now.
Speaker 3: It was some kind of travel toothbrush m where the
Speaker 3: all I did was what was it? I had baking
Speaker 3: soda just attached to the toothbrush, so that you could
Speaker 3: just carry the toothbrush with baking soda to brush your
Speaker 3: teeth with baking soda or something like.
Speaker 2: That little yellow box.
Speaker 3: Well it was I think we got a little container
Speaker 3: to put it in to attach it to the toothbrush. Okay,
Speaker 3: it's just it's not really an invention. I was just
Speaker 3: sort of gluing stuff together.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just cutting out the toothpaste. Mental man.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's already got the baking soda on the bristles.
Speaker 3: Well, I think I maybe the reasoning was, oh maybe
Speaker 3: the baking SODA's I don't know, lighter to carry around
Speaker 3: or something. I don't know why. Why the baking soda.
Speaker 5: But you keep that that toothbrush in the fridge and
Speaker 5: it keeps all your food fresh.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, that's what it is.
Speaker 1: There, It is there, it is figured it out.
Speaker 2: Or if you're a toothpaste isn't salty.
Speaker 5: Enough, I'll give you eighteen thousand dollars and I want
Speaker 5: twenty percent.
Speaker 3: Hey that sounds like a deal.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a good deal.
Speaker 3: It's a deal for that. I just blew it for
Speaker 3: the travel for the Brent Winebag patented travel toothbrush baking
Speaker 3: soda kit. That sounds like a deal. I yeah, I
Speaker 3: just I don't know. There must have been something more
Speaker 3: to it. But I'm afraid it was that simple.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what great?
Speaker 2: What grade were you in do you.
Speaker 3: Think I think it was probably second grade or something
Speaker 3: like that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that's advanced for second Did you have
Speaker 2: to do that, Karen?
Speaker 1: Did you have to invent something?
Speaker 2: Oh? No, they didn't ask us really to. I was
Speaker 2: in like Montessori school, so it's all like do you
Speaker 2: feel great today? It was a lot of that kind
Speaker 2: of stuff.
Speaker 1: I did not know you went to Montesssauri school.
Speaker 2: Yeah, grammar school. It was all like we had dot cards,
Speaker 2: so no one was called like advanced, middle or behind
Speaker 2: in front of anybody. It was doc card. So you
Speaker 2: were just in a color group. So nobody had to
Speaker 2: feel bad if they weren't as fast or whatever as
Speaker 2: anybody else.
Speaker 3: I had the I had the Monascory school. I think,
Speaker 3: just a little bit before kindergarten. How was it Do
Speaker 3: you think pretty good? Now? It was?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I mean I don't know, I don't I what I
Speaker 3: remember is not I got sick once and I didn't
Speaker 3: go to school for two weeks, and it was really
Speaker 3: hard for me to adjus going back. You know, so
Speaker 3: this is age four ish to five ish or something,
Speaker 3: and you know, gosh, remember that when you get sick
Speaker 3: and then you get used to not going to school,
Speaker 3: and then it was really hard to go back to
Speaker 3: school after that. So I remember that. I have that
Speaker 3: memory of that.
Speaker 2: I have.
Speaker 3: I remember counting beads, you know. I remember nap time,
Speaker 3: you know. And I remember vultron you know. I remember
Speaker 3: someone had a vultron and they brought it there. And
Speaker 3: I remember the sand pit.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, and walking the plank. I remember people.
Speaker 3: Peeing in the pit. I think that was a thing,
Speaker 3: you pee in the pit, right.
Speaker 1: Sure. Oh Man school was filthy.
Speaker 3: Oh sure, was kidding me. I used to get boils
Speaker 3: all over my body. It was so filled. I was
Speaker 3: a filthy kid.
Speaker 5: I think every time I got sick it was because
Speaker 5: I was playing in sand.
Speaker 3: Box that was a urine for cats yea all the time.
Speaker 5: And we finally figured it out. Oh it's the sandbox.
Speaker 5: It's also where the cats hang out for bathroom time.
Speaker 5: It's funny that we figured that out.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Montessori school. I mean, I don't know if I
Speaker 3: really got to feel the difference between Montesssori and I
Speaker 3: don't know, other schools.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because if you were there in the beginning that's
Speaker 2: almost like kindergarten feels different than first grade, where you're like, well, yeah,
Speaker 2: of course that's different because that was like stage one
Speaker 2: and now you're in it in the machine.
Speaker 3: Right right, So it seemed Yeah, it wasn't. I guess
Speaker 3: it would have. I would have really sensed the difference
Speaker 3: if I went to Montessori school for fourth grade only
Speaker 3: or something like that. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you gotta have a contrast, gotta have a control set.
Speaker 2: I did the My control set was K through five. Yeah,
Speaker 2: essentially Montessori because that all the same teachers. It was
Speaker 2: a small school. And then I went to Catholic school
Speaker 2: in sixth grade and had the shit slapped out of me.
Speaker 2: But not just conceptually, not literally.
Speaker 3: I could have been one of those schools, you know. Yeah,
Speaker 3: maybe it was if they did martial arts there, you know,
Speaker 3: you know, if they did you know, it was if
Speaker 3: you went to you know, the Chuck Norris School for yeah,
Speaker 3: you know whatever, you know, I don't know from X
Speaker 3: Montessori school.
Speaker 2: It is for people who are sick of monesssory softness.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's the Chuck nor School for sheltered boys and girls.
Speaker 1: Yeah, some school that Tarantino dreams about.
Speaker 3: I did take martial arts when I was in elementary
Speaker 3: school and actually all the way into high school. How
Speaker 3: to go, Well, I got this. I got slapped around
Speaker 3: quite a bit, you know, learn how to be a real.
Speaker 1: Man, any belts.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was a black, I got I became black. Yeah,
Speaker 3: oh wow, I went black and I never went back.
Speaker 1: Now, so you could handle yourself in a tussle, I.
Speaker 3: Probably couldn't handle anything. I mean I might be able
Speaker 3: to handle you know, if I got into a fight
Speaker 3: with a maybe a monastery school kid, now, I could
Speaker 3: probably handle that. Yeah, anything older than.
Speaker 2: That, slap the beads out of their hands.
Speaker 5: Yeah, as long as it's anything above seventy pounds.
Speaker 1: I'm not trained.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, I mean it's been too long, I think,
Speaker 3: you know, but I was pretty disciplined back then.
Speaker 1: You know, were you how serious?
Speaker 5: Because one time at a party, you just started playing piano.
Speaker 5: I didn't know that you had this background, but you are.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean martial arts really gave me a lot.
Speaker 3: You know, you went to playing.
Speaker 1: And what belt did you earn in piano?
Speaker 3: Piano?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Black and white?
Speaker 2: Nice?
Speaker 3: Yeah, black and white.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I hear I alternating, I know, that's about the keys.
Speaker 3: I played piano somewhere where you were once.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I think it was a party, like it had
Speaker 1: to be.
Speaker 3: Was I playing chopsticks? Which would explain the martial arts?
Speaker 5: No, you were like, full on, I'm a musician. I'm like,
Speaker 5: where the hell is this coming from?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I could have been an emotion in Natasha's Yeah. Well yeah,
Speaker 3: no I did that too. Actually I kind of transferred
Speaker 3: from martial arts to piano for real. Well, I mean
Speaker 3: I did take piano seriously in high school. Yeah, so
Speaker 3: that was one of my extracurricular activities. Yeah, piano, jazz pian. Actually.
Speaker 2: Oh, I was going to say, were you ever in
Speaker 2: a band, but were jazz?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: We did. I did have a jazz band in high
Speaker 3: school and played in some jazz bands and stuff.
Speaker 1: Any grass in that band? You know I used to
Speaker 1: blow on the trombone.
Speaker 3: Oh you played trombone?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 3: We had a couple of cats in there. We had
Speaker 3: we had a guitarist, you know, on, a bassist, you know, drums,
Speaker 3: I did key, I was on keys, you know, we
Speaker 3: did our songs footprints you know.
Speaker 1: Cats, I know about you cats.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I was third chair I had the driest
Speaker 5: spit valve.
Speaker 3: I tried to play a horn at one point because
Speaker 3: I wanted to be smooth like stan Getz, you know,
Speaker 3: I believe, but I didn't.
Speaker 5: I wanted the cool one that saxophone or even trump,
Speaker 5: anything's cooler than trombone.
Speaker 3: Trombone, it can be cool.
Speaker 1: I guess if you squint and you don't focus, I.
Speaker 3: Just don't because you could with the trombone. You know.
Speaker 5: That's why they assigned me the trombone. It's because they
Speaker 5: I think I whistled or something. They're like, you have
Speaker 5: an ear for music. Here's this instrument that has no
Speaker 5: discernible note making.
Speaker 3: Well, that's the beauty of it. It has an infinite,
Speaker 3: infinite possibilities of the trombone, and.
Speaker 1: I never really looked at it.
Speaker 3: That's how I'm looking at it right now at least,
Speaker 3: is that you're not just restricted to the notes, to
Speaker 3: the traditional notes that you can play, but you can
Speaker 3: play every little microtne because the scale is as is,
Speaker 3: as wider, is as vast as as you telescope you
Speaker 3: know whatever, yes, slide slide the horn or whatever it is.
Speaker 5: You know, it never went low enough, though I remember
Speaker 5: firing that thing across the room because I'd.
Speaker 3: Extend, huh, and you wanted to low and need it longer.
Speaker 3: So the longer this extension, they lower the note.
Speaker 1: And then you have to have other people they are
Speaker 1: operating it with you.
Speaker 3: That sounds like the invention need to work on. Is
Speaker 3: the super extended trombone, you know.
Speaker 2: And it goes so low that it affects other people's
Speaker 2: physical bodies and the police or government could buy it
Speaker 2: from you as a weapon against.
Speaker 5: People, and you need someone to help you, like a
Speaker 5: second ad uh trombone operator.
Speaker 3: I mean, we can get this extension really really far.
Speaker 3: I mean, this could be the fully extended trombone. I mean,
Speaker 3: I don't want to really call it a tromboner in
Speaker 3: a sense, but it is kind of like it has
Speaker 3: It is kind of extended, you know, it's like extends.
Speaker 3: We can call it extends, you know. And not only
Speaker 3: does it increase the length of the trombone, but it
Speaker 3: also makes it last longer.
Speaker 1: Really, what about the width that too?
Speaker 3: Well, that's something else we need.
Speaker 5: Are you still do want to join together and have
Speaker 5: a viagra jam in my garage because me and some
Speaker 5: other men of a certain age are looking for an outlet.
Speaker 3: Right right, you need to kind of you need to
Speaker 3: play the rest of that energy off.
Speaker 5: The earliest commercials actually had that was how they were
Speaker 5: selling it. Oh, this person's just gonna are they having
Speaker 5: a medical emergency.
Speaker 2: They don't know what to do.
Speaker 5: They're like a cow and a temple, grand and maze
Speaker 5: right now, they're being soothed.
Speaker 3: It's a pretty new car.
Speaker 1: I guess we could honk.
Speaker 2: What if they don't know how to drive this car?
Speaker 3: I think it's so new they're still figuring it out.
Speaker 1: They're not a person.
Speaker 2: No, there is.
Speaker 3: Oh, I kind of like it. I think it's peaceful. Yeah,
Speaker 3: we are. Just there's a stillness you know that I
Speaker 3: can appreciate. You know, it's very you know zen or something.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so often I get caught up in the hustle
Speaker 5: and bustle of the Encino Town Center, and right then
Speaker 5: seem like a nice, cool, relaxing break.
Speaker 2: Go all the way around, because your place is back there, right, No.
Speaker 3: It's down that way.
Speaker 1: Yeah there's.
Speaker 3: Oh you mean that might not my place. My own
Speaker 3: place means the place we're going to.
Speaker 2: It's your new place.
Speaker 1: No, you're Sandwich residents.
Speaker 3: Yeah, your second home.
Speaker 5: Where you and you're gonna buy bulk sandwiches for the
Speaker 5: whole week, right.
Speaker 3: I think I'm gonna buy two. I want to get
Speaker 3: my if they got that breath one, I want that?
Speaker 3: Are we're all gonna go in? Does that work? Or no?
Speaker 3: We can't know?
Speaker 2: We can't but you can't. But I mean, do you
Speaker 2: want to buy sample pastries with that twenty dollars bill
Speaker 2: I found?
Speaker 3: I'll do you? Would you guys want my macarones or something?
Speaker 5: Or what.
Speaker 3: Macron? Do you guys want my macarons or something else? Oh,
Speaker 3: I'll just hear it. You can do it later. I'll
Speaker 3: just get use a card because I'm gonna do it.
Speaker 3: Buy my sandwiches, sir, or whatever you know? I mean?
Speaker 2: Or if you put that in your pocket. Oh, just
Speaker 2: get things that look interesting that are different. How about that?
Speaker 3: Something different? Okay? But you want it to be sweet though? Yes?
Speaker 3: I do. Okay, So you don't want a fancy hot
Speaker 3: talk because they have those, they have fancy hot dogs.
Speaker 2: Do you want a fancy hot kind of want to?
Speaker 3: You do? Want something to?
Speaker 5: Ye?
Speaker 1: I want a savory as hot dog?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 2: Can I have the sweet equivalent of a hotel.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, we'll get it a sweet dog.
Speaker 2: Great.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I haven't had a hot dog for years, but
Speaker 5: I think I want to try one, do it.
Speaker 1: I know they're bad for you.
Speaker 2: This is perfect.
Speaker 3: This is gonna be very special for you. Okay, I
Speaker 3: think it's gonna be kind of special because it's fancy.
Speaker 2: And while you're going and just see what happens.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna drop some blueprints for this extended.
Speaker 3: You want to come into Chris and see what it
Speaker 3: looks like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I'm going to join it, but I'll be
Speaker 1: off the record.
Speaker 3: Who it was?
Speaker 2: Okay, save it for the record.
Speaker 1: Yeah, save it.
Speaker 2: You guys got challenges.
Speaker 1: No, no, no.
Speaker 3: You'll see.
Speaker 2: Did you want to take your jacket off?
Speaker 5: Yes, thank you very much to my Dennis the Mens
Speaker 5: Little Kids shirt.
Speaker 1: And also it was a failed mission, Oh yeah, a
Speaker 1: little bit.
Speaker 3: I mean in many ways, I would say.
Speaker 5: We First of all, the minute we walked in, we
Speaker 5: both tripped and fell flat on our faces.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was really bloody.
Speaker 4: We had it.
Speaker 3: That's why we took so long. We were wiping up.
Speaker 1: I said the wrong things. We didn't. We grabbed pastries
Speaker 1: and didn't learn what they were called. First so then
Speaker 1: we went to pay for them. I just had this nutty.
Speaker 3: Round thing, so they were they were out of the
Speaker 3: sandwiches that I wanted to get, So no sandwiches, this
Speaker 3: is like, and even the pastries, everything was gone. It
Speaker 3: was just all kind of done.
Speaker 2: Because it's the afternoon.
Speaker 1: The mosts donut.
Speaker 3: What's what we got you here? Is a mochi nut.
Speaker 1: It's a mochi nut, so it's.
Speaker 3: It's kind of a donut made with mochi kind of Yeah.
Speaker 3: I think there's a mochi element to it. And it's
Speaker 3: a bisk It's a bisc off or something or some
Speaker 3: kind of bisc off type thing. The cookie, yeah, it's
Speaker 3: it's got airplane cookie. I think it's got airplane cookie
Speaker 3: sprinkled on it.
Speaker 2: I think for real.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean honestly, I didn't. I wasn't too intrigued
Speaker 3: by most of the patriots there, and I just I
Speaker 3: got the same thing because I didn't just to do
Speaker 3: it with you, you know, should we do it? Yeah?
Speaker 3: I mean you are you able to do that and
Speaker 3: talk and watch that everything?
Speaker 1: Watch me?
Speaker 3: I actually surprised that you're able to sort of do
Speaker 3: this podcast behind the wheel.
Speaker 1: You know who can't and tried you for years?
Speaker 3: Is that right? Me?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's sorry.
Speaker 3: This crinkling is probably horrible for the sound here environment.
Speaker 1: I have a soft bun that has crab in.
Speaker 2: It because saying oh, okay, yeah, is it gonna smell
Speaker 2: like fishing here, Chris when I'm trying to eat my mochi?
Speaker 2: Maybe let's see.
Speaker 1: Okay, what's that? Oh?
Speaker 2: Someone doesn't know their seatbuild them?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 3: Oh what how did that happen? How did that happen?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Mine's really good?
Speaker 3: Okay, this is really good. Well, let's talk about this
Speaker 3: mochi nut for a second. It has that chewy mochi
Speaker 3: quality to it. Yeah, and that's all I have to say.
Speaker 5: And you, but it's where's the bisk off cookie?
Speaker 1: And am I saying that? Right?
Speaker 3: It's there's crumbles of it on the on the nut.
Speaker 1: That's yeah.
Speaker 2: Wait, this is quite a flavorful. There's a lot going
Speaker 2: on that I didn't expect.
Speaker 3: It's a surprise, right, Well, I do like I've had
Speaker 3: mochi nuts before, and I do. I haven't had this flavor,
Speaker 3: but I do like that kind of chewy moch e quality.
Speaker 5: Is there an element added of enjoyment when in the background.
Speaker 1: There's kind of a crabby.
Speaker 3: Yeah. It makes me feel like I'm on the back
Speaker 3: on the docks.
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, the do at least that that sizzler when
Speaker 5: you're a kid.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, it makes me I'm hearing whispers in my ear.
Speaker 1: What should we dip the but doesn't the gravy, boy doesn't?
Speaker 2: It also taste a little bit like they're doing something
Speaker 2: with coffee in there, because there's like.
Speaker 3: A Oh, do you think maybe that's the bisk Off.
Speaker 3: It's kind of a bisk Off to me. Sounds like
Speaker 3: the name of a man. Yeah, to bisk Off, you know,
Speaker 3: to bisc Off buildings, go condo.
Speaker 5: There's a comic in Houston named Craig Biskoff. Oh really,
Speaker 5: I'm pretty sure that was its name.
Speaker 3: It sounds like a really wealth and affluent name.
Speaker 1: Now you look like a bass player, big do t is?
Speaker 5: Now that I feel bad about the I'm eating the
Speaker 5: equivalent of like tuna over the sink right now?
Speaker 1: Pulled it up.
Speaker 3: I fancy fish stick that you're eating in a way,
Speaker 3: it's like, yeah, it's like a it's a crab filled
Speaker 3: jelly donut.
Speaker 5: It's uh, you're both joking and you're right, it is
Speaker 5: a sweet It shouldn't be.
Speaker 1: Making me this happy.
Speaker 5: And if someone said it's a savory sweet crab pocket.
Speaker 1: Uh, you know, I'd usually run for the hills. Oh
Speaker 1: is it sweet away from the.
Speaker 5: Sea, the out the actual bun part is they're sugar
Speaker 5: in it?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that kind of turns me on.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, I kind of like the idea of that.
Speaker 1: You do mean sexually, right, mm hmmmmm.
Speaker 3: It turns me on sexually and every other way too.
Speaker 3: Fish electrically, it turns me in, turns me on in
Speaker 3: a fish way.
Speaker 2: I hate fish so much.
Speaker 5: It's jam band all really, so i've really I do
Speaker 5: open a can tuna here.
Speaker 2: It must be pretty fresh, and doesn't it doesn't stink
Speaker 2: like fish?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't smell anything, right, and I wish I did,
Speaker 3: and you know, because I like that smell technically.
Speaker 1: Is a I believe crustacean?
Speaker 3: Well yeah, that actually I don't. I actually don't like
Speaker 3: shellfish myself, crustaceans and stuff. I do like regular fish.
Speaker 3: In fact, I love it, you do. I mean it's
Speaker 3: a strong word love, but.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah it is.
Speaker 5: I feel good because the sandwich you loved and fell
Speaker 5: on the fence about.
Speaker 1: They did not have the fruits, yeah, the pear and apple, and.
Speaker 3: They didn't have that. They didn't have just a regular
Speaker 3: ham and cheese kind of sandwich that I wanted to get.
Speaker 3: And they also only had one version of the fancy
Speaker 3: hot dogs, which you know, I mean if I wish
Speaker 3: Chris could have seen the variety of fancy dogs that.
Speaker 2: They have and can you maybe put your finger on
Speaker 2: what exactly makes them fancy flaky?
Speaker 5: I saw it and I almost got it, but I'm
Speaker 5: trying not to eat hot dogs and pigs.
Speaker 2: But you were the one that was all like, I.
Speaker 5: Know, Oh, I wanted it. I wanted it. It was
Speaker 5: much like this sweet bun. It looked like.
Speaker 1: A fully woews.
Speaker 5: It looked like a pastry, but I knew inside, well,
Speaker 5: it's flaky. And it drizzled on top. Oh, very flaky.
Speaker 5: I could tell from a distance. But what there'szzle frosting
Speaker 5: was drizzled thin stripes of ketchup and mustard.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they kind of just Oh that's part of what
Speaker 3: makes it fancy, is they just sort of drizzle it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not just.
Speaker 3: Squirted on there, you know what I mean, it's a drizzle.
Speaker 1: And the hot dog barely poking out at each end.
Speaker 3: That one in particular. There's another fancy dog that they
Speaker 3: have there that wasn't there today, and it's you see
Speaker 3: the full length of it, but it's in a sort
Speaker 3: of flaky bun of sorts. It's not really even a bun,
Speaker 3: but it's a pastry of sorts. But would you guys
Speaker 3: need any napkins or anything? You have napkins here? I
Speaker 3: got extra napkins if you need that or want that, I.
Speaker 2: Would take one.
Speaker 5: I'm keeping my crab bun caged up because I don't
Speaker 5: want to ruin everyone else.
Speaker 3: It's experience, it's not it wouldn't ruin my I don't smell.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I really didn't smell. And I'm very impressed by
Speaker 2: this quality of fish it.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have that a little later.
Speaker 2: You're gonna microwave that in the office.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yes, there's there's a little mayonnaise in there,
Speaker 5: so it's time to make it hot.
Speaker 1: That's one thing I've learned about hot.
Speaker 2: But Brent, you've had the fancy hot dogs, you know
Speaker 2: whereof you speak in that regard?
Speaker 3: What do I what I have to say about them?
Speaker 1: I mean like they're good I've made a mistake.
Speaker 3: You're saying, well, I think they're good if you want
Speaker 3: a hot dog.
Speaker 5: Right, That's the part I was on the fence about.
Speaker 3: He changed his mind. He wanted a crab croquette.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and.
Speaker 3: So hey, I'm I'm happy with whatever you wanted to
Speaker 3: do and you pursuing your dreams.
Speaker 1: Really, He's like, are you sure about this? Yeah?
Speaker 3: That looks like some sort of not anymore. But did earlier?
Speaker 3: It look like some sort of other world.
Speaker 1: Oh this little promenade.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it looked like some sort of slice of Europe.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was undulating bricks and cobblestone.
Speaker 2: That could be your third space, Brent, if you want
Speaker 2: to make it that, go bring your book up there
Speaker 2: and a scarf.
Speaker 1: Yeah, your own private little Spain.
Speaker 3: Spain you went with.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I went.
Speaker 3: I was thinking more Luxembourg. Well I was thinking more
Speaker 3: San Marino.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I only reference the place as I frequent and I'm
Speaker 5: a man who goes to Spain.
Speaker 3: Wait, do you go to Spain?
Speaker 1: I went once?
Speaker 5: I went once Sairn Expedia commercial.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was fun.
Speaker 5: They shot it in Spain for one day, but they
Speaker 5: let us stay there for five days.
Speaker 3: That's uh, what do you know why they shot it?
Speaker 3: There was there something particular.
Speaker 5: I think I lucked out and I was on some
Speaker 5: weird hidden tax ride off trip because the guy that
Speaker 5: was camera operating, uh and and uh, you know, giving
Speaker 5: me notes before I booked it ended up acting in
Speaker 5: the commercial.
Speaker 1: I'm going on this trip too.
Speaker 3: That's funny.
Speaker 5: I'm like, oh, that's that's weird. And so we're in
Speaker 5: Spain and uh, it was so beautiful all the like
Speaker 5: the Goudy esque architecture and the everything was mosaic, and
Speaker 5: everything looked like it could be in a skate park,
Speaker 5: like everything looked like a skateboard obstacle.
Speaker 1: And uh.
Speaker 5: We shot two commercials, one in English and the other
Speaker 5: one was French actors.
Speaker 3: Who get it with Spain.
Speaker 1: Yeah I know.
Speaker 5: And I'm like, this could be a beach anywhere you
Speaker 5: could have colorized the water to look blue and green,
Speaker 5: but no, we went because it was a beautiful beach.
Speaker 3: It's interesting that it was a French in Spain because
Speaker 3: it makes me almost think of putting an taking an
Speaker 3: N out of a name and putting an R in
Speaker 3: another word, you know, that kind of mix up. Look,
Speaker 3: I apologize, no, I just said. What I'm saying is
Speaker 3: I think there's some consistency to the sort of.
Speaker 1: No, it's time we cracked this open.
Speaker 5: Since I met you, I've alternately called you Brett and
Speaker 5: Brett yeah.
Speaker 1: And then I usually run off and get it try
Speaker 1: and just run away. I know he didn't know.
Speaker 3: Well, here's the thing oftimes when people say Brett, I
Speaker 3: think they just have a stuffed up nose, you know,
Speaker 3: I think, oh, they must just be stuffed up. They
Speaker 3: might have allergies or.
Speaker 1: Cut to see her again.
Speaker 3: I really honestly think that people just have a nasally
Speaker 3: or some sort of stuffed up sound. That's normal for
Speaker 3: them too. Maybe they don't have allergies, that's their normal sound.
Speaker 1: I can't.
Speaker 5: I can't put the blame on my deviated septum. I
Speaker 5: actually have messed up your name way. And this goes
Speaker 5: back to when you had a mask of your own
Speaker 5: face when I first saw you at the punch Yeah
Speaker 5: that was Halloween.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and just as a tree, oh my god.
Speaker 5: And later on walking around the city in that tree,
Speaker 5: did you know I got accosted?
Speaker 3: I think you told me that later some years later.
Speaker 2: That yeah, yeah, by eco terrorists.
Speaker 5: No, by a regular regular old give me, give me
Speaker 5: some money, I thought. But he came up behind me
Speaker 5: and grat put his arms around me and squeezed, and
Speaker 5: I think he was acting out what he felt was
Speaker 5: the most perfect, perfectly timed tree hugging joke. But I
Speaker 5: just looked at him and saw that he was desperate
Speaker 5: and scary, and so we had a and.
Speaker 1: Very young you know it.
Speaker 5: He run at the end of my extended trombone and
Speaker 5: we got in a bit.
Speaker 1: Of a fight.
Speaker 5: He slammed him down, yeah, and which I'm not bragging
Speaker 5: him felt terrible because he had a look on his
Speaker 5: face like why is this happening. I just did the
Speaker 5: funniest tree hugging joke. But he was following me before
Speaker 5: that to ATM.
Speaker 3: And this guy was a Montassori school student. He was
Speaker 3: he was young. He was a young man, No, he was.
Speaker 5: He was desperate and looked looked like he was going
Speaker 5: to cause trouble. But as soon as I was.
Speaker 2: Punching him in the face, I.
Speaker 1: Didn't punch him. I just slammed him on the ground.
Speaker 2: A lot.
Speaker 1: Driving back, it was like, look at that tree attacking
Speaker 1: a man.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he didn't punch it. We just did a pile Driver.
Speaker 5: I do that series, the one I'm not proud of it.
Speaker 5: It was a it was a it was a it
Speaker 5: was a dark.
Speaker 2: Knight, well and darker still when Brett walked up with
Speaker 2: a mask of his own face song that.
Speaker 3: Was Halloween costume. That's so, I just thought it would
Speaker 3: be kind of funny to just have a mask in
Speaker 3: my face. Yeah, and I did a set with that
Speaker 3: with that mask, you know.
Speaker 2: And I was a paper mask.
Speaker 3: Sorry, yeah, it was paper mask, just made.
Speaker 1: Didn't you print hundreds of them and have the whole
Speaker 1: audience with them? Or did you?
Speaker 3: I did that some years later, and as part of
Speaker 3: my Edinburgh show, I had Yeah, I kind of had
Speaker 3: promotional items. I've made these masks.
Speaker 1: I maybe I just saw photos of that.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah. So there was the last I think the
Speaker 3: last night of the shows. I had everybody in the
Speaker 3: audience where we took a picture.
Speaker 2: So that's awesome.
Speaker 5: It's funny and you and I, you and I have
Speaker 5: known each other for so long and we've done so
Speaker 5: many of the same shows because we're from a lost
Speaker 5: genre of comedy known as alternative comedy.
Speaker 3: I mean, one could call it that. I just call
Speaker 3: it comedy.
Speaker 1: But yeah, yeah, me too.
Speaker 3: Some people call it a kaiser blade. I call it
Speaker 3: a sleep.
Speaker 1: I know you're yeah, I know you killed Dwight yol
Speaker 1: come that one time. Yeah. I of course I.
Speaker 5: Almost got offended when people said that, because I'm like, no,
Speaker 5: I want to work everywhere.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah exactly.
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to create.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not trying to put myself in a hole,
Speaker 3: you know. I you know, yeah, let's do them all
Speaker 3: and clubs, you know, clubs and.
Speaker 5: College and I've seen you do well in those situations.
Speaker 5: And and any comic that knows you would say what
Speaker 5: you're doing is risky or making it harder by being
Speaker 5: not going for what everyone knows it's relatable, or like
Speaker 5: because you don't have that.
Speaker 1: Gear in your head. You do what you want to
Speaker 1: do and everyone likes it.
Speaker 2: I am I've never seen you.
Speaker 1: I've never seen great.
Speaker 3: Well, thank you, and I I have not done great before.
Speaker 3: But I will say that I also am very I do.
Speaker 3: I do strive to appeal to as many people. I
Speaker 3: don't want to be challenging or you know, I don't
Speaker 3: want to do what I'm doing for uh, I mean,
Speaker 3: I don't want to only appeal to a certain I
Speaker 3: want to appeal to.
Speaker 5: All, and it used to I think a lot of
Speaker 5: working comics are road dogs. From when I first started,
Speaker 5: thought that I was trying to be different on purpose,
Speaker 5: and I'm like, why would I do that?
Speaker 1: Of course I want everyone.
Speaker 3: Of course I have heard that before that I do.
Speaker 3: Oh you want to challenge the crowd. No, I don't
Speaker 3: want I want them to want to be easy for them,
Speaker 3: you know, just easy laugh, as easy as possible. I
Speaker 3: don't want them to have to find the laughter somewhere.
Speaker 3: I want it right there in front of them.
Speaker 1: Well mochi nut Yeah, yeah, it's.
Speaker 2: It's off on top of your comedy, right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so it gets so that has that affluence kind
Speaker 3: of energy to energy. It appeals to the lowbrow.
Speaker 5: And hi, yeah, don't forget it's a little nutty.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I think most people, though, if that's their goal, they're like, oh,
Speaker 5: let me do all relatable premise like hacks.
Speaker 3: Well look there, you know, it's all about to me
Speaker 3: about appealing to as many people as possible, but also
Speaker 3: doing it from a place of you know, that's true
Speaker 3: to myself or your guns stick stick to my guns.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: At the same time, but it's about finding the bridge.
Speaker 5: You know, do you still do stand up well open
Speaker 5: carrying a firearm stick to them?
Speaker 2: Can I ask you about my favorite thing that you've
Speaker 2: ever done, which is, and I can't remember if I've
Speaker 2: talked to you about it, but I probably have, maybe
Speaker 2: not is your Annie lennox y video that you recreated
Speaker 2: shot for shot, which I every time I saw it
Speaker 2: on the internet, I would retweet it and be like,
Speaker 2: this is the best thing that's ever happened. But how
Speaker 2: did that come about? And what was the behind it?
Speaker 1: I've never seen this?
Speaker 2: Are you serious?
Speaker 1: And I've seen all brands.
Speaker 5: Anyone listening right now, their chances are you've seen the
Speaker 5: one nine hundred gangster video, right it is am I
Speaker 5: saying that, right, that's.
Speaker 3: A good way to describe it. It's not one nine
Speaker 3: hundred gangsters, but I mean it's I mean, it's I mean, no,
Speaker 3: I think people know what you mean. Yeah, pick up
Speaker 3: the phone. The why video Annie Lennox, Why well Annie
Speaker 3: Lennox for for just to start is she's a very
Speaker 3: striking woman, and she has very striking features, and she
Speaker 3: expresses herself visually in a very intense way.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like Willem Dafoe or Tilda Swinton.
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, that's true. They're all kind of all the same.
Speaker 3: I don't know, school, yeah something. And I thought I
Speaker 3: was watching that music video one day, and I've seen
Speaker 3: it a million times, but there was this one day
Speaker 3: when I thought to myself, this would be really I
Speaker 3: thought it would be funny if I just did it,
Speaker 3: like if I if if instead of any Lenox it
Speaker 3: was me doing it because and I just thought that
Speaker 3: would be funny for some reason, you know, I think
Speaker 3: it's it's what I would I would discribe this. I
Speaker 3: was I'm about to say something kind of pretentious.
Speaker 1: But no, this almost I.
Speaker 3: Was gonna say, it's no, No, it's I wasn't gonna
Speaker 3: say that. I was gonna say, you're gonna.
Speaker 2: Say you're as pretty as any let.
Speaker 3: I was gonna say, I should be, Yes, I should
Speaker 3: be the anty Lenox of music. I should be you know,
Speaker 3: a multi platinum anyway, the uh I I get. I
Speaker 3: was going to say that it's a really kind of
Speaker 3: postmodern comedy thing where the joke is not the joke
Speaker 3: isn't just recreating something but with certain things change, but
Speaker 3: it's it's not even making fun of something. It's just
Speaker 3: recreating it. That's to me very much of postmodern comedy
Speaker 3: thing is when you kind of just recreate things and
Speaker 3: or you simulate things to as much of a precise
Speaker 3: degree you can. And then also, but there's something off
Speaker 3: about it too that makes it its own thing too.
Speaker 2: Well, because you didn't have any makeup on.
Speaker 3: Well, that was okay. The reason I didn't put makeup
Speaker 3: on is because I didn't want it to come across
Speaker 3: like it was some kind of cross dressing thing, right,
Speaker 3: And I wanted it to be clear that the joke
Speaker 3: of this is me in this, And because and if
Speaker 3: I had makeup on, it would want to be maybe
Speaker 3: like a cross dressing thing, but also it would look
Speaker 3: like too much like Anny lenox that I wanted to
Speaker 3: look like. The comedy to me is me. You're seeing
Speaker 3: me in my face in this, not any lenoxes. So yeah,
Speaker 3: and being.
Speaker 2: That dramatic and sincere and all of it without yeah,
Speaker 2: without eyeshadow, without any of the actual drama. That's what
Speaker 2: I loved about it is you were giving a thousand
Speaker 2: percent to make it like what Annul is out any wink.
Speaker 2: It was amazing.
Speaker 3: Oh thanks, I mean it took a lot of memorization too,
Speaker 3: because there's certain long takes of things that you know,
Speaker 3: it was kind of having to rehearse it, you know
Speaker 3: a few times and memorize the moves for each shot,
Speaker 3: some of them being long shots, you know, just kind
Speaker 3: of knowing where in the music cues that it was Okay,
Speaker 3: here's the part where the brush is kind of going
Speaker 3: over the in between the eyes.
Speaker 2: And because she's also doing this thing, she's staring straight
Speaker 2: into the camera the entire.
Speaker 3: Time, well, she's also she's staring at the camera. Well,
Speaker 3: she's also staring at herself a lot of times too
Speaker 3: in the mirror, which I think is interesting about her.
Speaker 3: She does that a lot. Well, I think she does
Speaker 3: that a lot. She does it in another music video
Speaker 3: which I also considered, you know, redoing as well, because
Speaker 3: it was is this one where she's staring at a
Speaker 3: mirror the whole it's her face against a mirror, and
Speaker 3: that one she's pretty expressive into. But anyway, yeah, you know,
Speaker 3: she's really it's it's just I don't know, I just
Speaker 3: thought it would be funny as all. You know, there's
Speaker 3: no that's pretty much it, and so I just told
Speaker 3: I told funnier die. I just said, hey, how about
Speaker 3: this is a videos? Why any Lennox but said, alys
Speaker 3: is me. We just recreated exactly, and so they produced
Speaker 3: it and they went for it.
Speaker 5: I forgot that that was kind of like you go
Speaker 5: in there and pitch it to him, much like Shark Tank,
Speaker 5: and they would produce videos and then the success of
Speaker 5: that video would be based on voting, did you yes, yeah?
Speaker 1: I think funny or does it die right?
Speaker 3: Right right? Exactly? Initially I think that initial concept was
Speaker 3: based on Hot or Not dot com. I think you
Speaker 3: remember that. Remember how or Not?
Speaker 1: I thought Hot or Not became Facebook?
Speaker 2: Yeah, That's what I thought it.
Speaker 3: Was, you know, I think it did. But then I
Speaker 3: think that this kid thought hot or Not? What if
Speaker 3: we did that with comedy, I think, And then he
Speaker 3: told his dad about it, and then they made the
Speaker 3: company or something and his.
Speaker 5: Dad was Will Ferrell something like yeah or Adam.
Speaker 3: It was Adam, And I think think guy's name is Kwame.
Speaker 1: Or it starts yep, it's ringing a bell.
Speaker 3: Michael Kwam does that ring a bell? And it was.
Speaker 2: Literally the same thing of the objectification of general people
Speaker 2: of like we decide if you're good or bad, but
Speaker 2: with like people's sets or people's videos.
Speaker 3: Yeah, just the comedy videos. But I think that they
Speaker 3: I don't think the voting system was in place by
Speaker 3: the time I did that, right, that video that was
Speaker 3: early Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would have voted for you five times.
Speaker 3: No, thank you. I appreciate your appreciate your votes. Every
Speaker 3: vote counts. I wouldn't be here today if it wasn't
Speaker 3: for your votes.
Speaker 1: So you know that brings get out there.
Speaker 5: Rock the vote, right, all the musicians are doing it,
Speaker 5: celebrities are.
Speaker 3: Lennox Is doing it? Then you could do it too.
Speaker 3: Rock the voat four.
Speaker 1: Up, next the rock and jock pop.
Speaker 3: Next, we're gonna hear a new cut from Rollins Band.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and then Eric Nice is gonna show you the
Speaker 5: most recent dance moves.
Speaker 1: Oh man, that's where a simpler day.
Speaker 3: But yeah, you know, by the way, do you know
Speaker 3: how I just learned this today? Do you know how
Speaker 3: MTV started?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: So, Michael is it Nesmuth who's in the Monkeys?
Speaker 1: Sure?
Speaker 3: He created a show for Nickelodeon, and I forgot the
Speaker 3: name of it was called pop video or something like that.
Speaker 3: It wasn't pop up video. It was some show and
Speaker 3: it was basically music videos, and it was just supposed
Speaker 3: to be a show for Nickelodeon and so they and
Speaker 3: that was sold to Time Warner or something like that,
Speaker 3: and they thought they just they thought, oh, this shouldn't
Speaker 3: be a show, it should be a whole channel. So
Speaker 3: it was kind of semi created by Michael Nesmyth and the.
Speaker 5: Making little movies for a music like Let's Start with
Speaker 5: the Two B's or video Killed the Radio Star. That
Speaker 5: seemed very strategic, like, hey, this might ruin music if
Speaker 5: people are more concerned about what people look like it.
Speaker 5: But I don't think that they were. I think that's
Speaker 5: just a weird, ironic coincidence that that was the first song.
Speaker 3: No, there does seems like there's some kind of calculation there.
Speaker 2: I think they were planning that for sure. But I think, well,
Speaker 2: there's a really good When you asked that question, I
Speaker 2: was like, God, I want to answer this. And I
Speaker 2: have no memory of that documentary, but there's a really
Speaker 2: good documentary about MTV. Because I was eleven when it
Speaker 2: came out, so it was like we were absolute cult members.
Speaker 2: We watched it all day every day.
Speaker 1: Yep, me too.
Speaker 2: We loved it. We were like obsessed and like there
Speaker 2: would be like you know, like a family or you know,
Speaker 2: like neighborhood function. There'd be like twenty kids in a room,
Speaker 2: dead silent, all watching it and just like we couldn't
Speaker 2: believe it. It was so finally TV was good and it
Speaker 2: was like TV for younger people, which it wasn't like
Speaker 2: that before, and we were obsessed. So like that documentary
Speaker 2: is really amazing because it kind of shows all the
Speaker 2: different ways, like you know how it used to go
Speaker 2: and the MTV logo would change. They would just call
Speaker 2: up all those artists that they liked in New York
Speaker 2: and have them all submit and they would just use everything.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like it was a really.
Speaker 3: That was There was different versions of that because I
Speaker 3: just recalled just the.
Speaker 2: One song, guitar on one song, different logos, so there
Speaker 2: would be the original, but then.
Speaker 3: There was like the reason it changes is those are
Speaker 3: different artists every.
Speaker 5: Single Yeah, right, gotcha, Sorry, that's cool. Guess the notion
Speaker 5: of like my sister having all of our best friends
Speaker 5: come over for the premiere and it was advertised of
Speaker 5: Duran Duran was going to have it was a video
Speaker 5: or maybe a concert, but I remember them down there
Speaker 5: screaming and and or the we are the world thing
Speaker 5: globally this uh this video with all the artists in
Speaker 5: the world to fight fam and in South Africa there's
Speaker 5: all artists in the world.
Speaker 1: And darod feelings. Did you watch that documentary.
Speaker 3: About why Dan?
Speaker 1: They never address it. They try and move, but it's more.
Speaker 2: About like friends with somebody or are just in the building.
Speaker 5: They he had just uh, I don't know why he
Speaker 5: was and you could tell by the look on his
Speaker 5: face He's like, why am I here? But that's also
Speaker 5: what Bruce Springsteen and and Bob Dylan felt already talked
Speaker 5: about this, but.
Speaker 1: They're they were wondering why he was there.
Speaker 5: They know that not that traditionally they aren't vocalists that
Speaker 5: are like, oh, I'm going to hammer it out like
Speaker 5: Diana Ross. So Huey Lewis Springsteen, who had a sore throat.
Speaker 5: He just came off of his Born in the USA
Speaker 5: tour that night and flew to be in this room
Speaker 5: of geniuses, and they it's funny who's self conscious and
Speaker 5: who is like, oh, yeah, this is just a walk
Speaker 5: in the park. And no one was more nervous than
Speaker 5: Huey Lewis. He's like because they interview him now too,
Speaker 5: and he's like, I knew that I had the worst
Speaker 5: voice in the room, but.
Speaker 1: He nails it, like, yeah, I know.
Speaker 5: It's just it showed all these stars and some of
Speaker 5: them very relatably are self conscious and other ones are like,
Speaker 5: you know, Diane Warwick's like, I'm the only one that
Speaker 5: belongs here.
Speaker 3: There was certain and Prince of course, you know, you
Speaker 3: know he was invited, but.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he's the only one that didn't show up. You
Speaker 5: got to watch this thing if you know that.
Speaker 3: You Madonna, Oh really, yeah, she was kind of I guess,
Speaker 3: maybe not taking I don't know. Maybe some people didn't
Speaker 3: take her seriously.
Speaker 5: Because culaper was there, but people did take her seriously.
Speaker 5: And there is a great scene where it's like, something's
Speaker 5: wrong with the recording. There's a scratchiness in your voice.
Speaker 5: And then they finally realized it's all of her jewelry
Speaker 5: was banging together and they're like, yeah, there's interference. Maybe
Speaker 5: it's these necklaces.
Speaker 1: Whoa, wow, he almost got touched by a cement man.
Speaker 2: What's happening? Am I not in a lane? This is
Speaker 2: so weird?
Speaker 3: I think, well, you're getting into a lane. Yeah, I
Speaker 3: think you're on your way to your.
Speaker 2: Transitioning, but these guys want to go before me.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 5: He thought he could squeeze in, and he just knows
Speaker 5: the dimensions of that vehicle.
Speaker 3: She just knows what's going on.
Speaker 5: This is going to make her nervous. But I know
Speaker 5: exactly how many inches I have.
Speaker 2: But I've never been more confident.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I was going to say that to bring it
Speaker 3: back to us knowing each other for a while. Chris, Yes,
Speaker 3: we you know, you and I were both in a
Speaker 3: sort of I don't know, maybe perhaps pastiche of we
Speaker 3: are the world. Yeah right, I mean you know, I
Speaker 3: mean it's cut together, we're in the same video.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and your line is so open up your mine?
Speaker 5: You remember, Yeah, I remember, because we everyone had their
Speaker 5: I'm glad we did what like you and Bronger and
Speaker 5: I just riffed a made up thing.
Speaker 3: I did sing some real lyrics too.
Speaker 1: Yeah me, I like what they used. It was. It
Speaker 1: was weird, but.
Speaker 3: I kind of did it as a character, kind of
Speaker 3: you know, I had sunglasses on, and well I mean
Speaker 3: people wearing sunglasses anyway, but I mean I was kind
Speaker 3: of doing as a character.
Speaker 5: I think I tried really hard to say. I'm like,
Speaker 5: I'm gonna belt something out.
Speaker 2: What was it for?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 1: It was for the LA Food.
Speaker 5: Bank and it was Scott Ackerman and BJ Porter. It
Speaker 5: was a comedy death Ray group We are in the world.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and weird Al was in.
Speaker 3: It with hard and Firm and I think that to
Speaker 3: introduce it or something right.
Speaker 1: It's okay.
Speaker 5: And here's what he said, here's what he's so it's
Speaker 5: the funniest. It's worth watching this comedy death Ray Christmas
Speaker 5: thing just for the Kurt Russell in Crow, because he goes.
Speaker 1: The end of the Introy goes.
Speaker 5: We all know that laughter is the best medicine, but
Speaker 5: food is the best food, and he delivers it with
Speaker 5: such a committed dry.
Speaker 1: He paused extra long for food.
Speaker 5: And just from that alone, I'm like, Oh, Kurt Russell
Speaker 5: is like the funniest.
Speaker 1: I wish, I wish.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 3: A lot of his movies are comedies.
Speaker 2: You know, it's true. He's less dramatic and more yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean.
Speaker 5: Blisk and a dramatic character that's comedy. There's a there's
Speaker 5: a video of him and his His son's an actor
Speaker 5: that I didn't realize was his son, but looks a
Speaker 5: lot like him. And there they keep laughing. He's making
Speaker 5: fun of his dad for watching.
Speaker 1: He caught him.
Speaker 5: Came in and caught him watching one of his movies. Yeah,
Speaker 5: and and and they just both start laughing and they
Speaker 5: had identical laughs.
Speaker 1: And then he was like, oh, I didn't know you
Speaker 1: were coming in.
Speaker 5: He made like a oh you walked in on me
Speaker 5: watching like porn or something joke. And they kept going
Speaker 5: back and forth and they kept I watched it over
Speaker 5: and over because the.
Speaker 3: Son was masturbating to the movie.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Well that's where the interview gets weird because they
Speaker 5: start doing it on camera together.
Speaker 3: So let me show you how to do that. The
Speaker 3: first of all pop up extends and.
Speaker 1: But no, they just it's just like a dad and son.
Speaker 1: It's fun. It's just something you watch and it makes
Speaker 1: you miss your dad and that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 1: like to get it said.
Speaker 2: There's also a real good documentary because Kurt Russell's father,
Speaker 2: who would be Wyatt Russell's grandfather.
Speaker 1: Wyatt, that's it, that's his name. Wait, thank you?
Speaker 3: Oh wait, what's say?
Speaker 2: What the son of is Wyatt? But the grand the grandfather,
Speaker 2: and Kurt Russell's father was a he was on I
Speaker 2: think gun smoke for years. So he was like an
Speaker 2: old school fifties Hollywood actor, and he when he was
Speaker 2: getting older and getting cast less, like he had worked
Speaker 2: all the time, and then to a degree, and then
Speaker 2: it was like after he was fifty, he was like,
Speaker 2: I can't get work. So he moves up to I
Speaker 2: think it was Portland or maybe Seattle, and he starts
Speaker 2: like a Triple A League men's softball team. He either
Speaker 2: starts already takes over ownership of it, and Kurt Russell
Speaker 2: plays on the team and he basically brings this team
Speaker 2: to glory and it's all these like it's a great documentary.
Speaker 2: It's like a Bad News Bears for adults.
Speaker 1: But Kurt Russell was already in like Disney.
Speaker 3: Movies, yeah, because he was a kid actor. Yeah, he
Speaker 3: was in commercials and stuff too.
Speaker 2: But in his twenties, I guess he went up there
Speaker 2: and was like, I'm gonna go play like un non
Speaker 2: professional softball.
Speaker 1: I guess, for the fun, for the sake of having fun,
Speaker 1: for the fun.
Speaker 2: People.
Speaker 3: When's the last time you guys saw Bad News Bears.
Speaker 2: I've been ten years easily.
Speaker 3: Well, I watched it recently. What was you gonna say
Speaker 3: recently too.
Speaker 5: No, I've been meaning to because when I worked at
Speaker 5: Fuel TV, it was across the street from The Bad
Speaker 5: News bears Field, and so I was like, oh, I
Speaker 5: gotta watch that.
Speaker 3: Oh I hadn't seen it for a long time. I
Speaker 3: mean maybe you know, whatever, forty years or something, but
Speaker 3: I I saw it recently, and it's really good.
Speaker 2: So good.
Speaker 3: It's such a good movie. It's not it's not even
Speaker 3: doesn't even seem like it's really for kids. It's Walter
Speaker 3: Meth yeah and yeah, so that and it's it's really
Speaker 3: good and it's not it's structured. I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 3: Just a lot of things about it are really good.
Speaker 2: And well there's parts where he is so awful to
Speaker 2: those kids while he drinks, right, while he drinks beer
Speaker 2: and stuff, and it's so refreshingly funny, and it reminds
Speaker 2: me of like, oh, that's what my uncle Steve used
Speaker 2: to be like, where it's like adults would just say
Speaker 2: whatever to kids and be like, yeah, like none of
Speaker 2: that what's best for the child in any way?
Speaker 3: Right, there's a lot of realness to the to what
Speaker 3: happens in that movie, and just the way it plays
Speaker 3: out too. I'm not to spoil anything, even though it's
Speaker 3: pretty old at this point people should probably, but it
Speaker 3: just plays out not the way a typical sort of
Speaker 3: baseball movie would play out. I feel like, are you.
Speaker 2: Talking about the picture at the end and.
Speaker 3: His dad, Well, I mean that, but also just ultimately
Speaker 3: what happens, I mean, like overall, you know, for everybody. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but also the way that there's a lot of silent
Speaker 3: moments too in the movie that feel real too. And yeah,
Speaker 3: just it's it's a kind of a in some ways
Speaker 3: a gritty movie and it's really good. It's just really
Speaker 3: good and it Yeah, it's about this alcoholic guy and
Speaker 3: he is drunk. Yeah, and he's coaching this team and
Speaker 3: oh anyway, really you haven't seen The Baddies Bears in
Speaker 3: a while? Yeah, I recommend it. Like I said, I
Speaker 3: hadn't seen it since I was a kid.
Speaker 1: It was just yeah, tonight.
Speaker 2: For that so funny. There's a lot of swears. There's
Speaker 2: a lot of bad swears, bad swears.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll bring my jar.
Speaker 3: Yeah it's interesting actually the swear words.
Speaker 2: That are using, yeah, really very seventies.
Speaker 3: Like, yeah, there's words used more freely in that movie.
Speaker 3: That you would not use to Some people wouldn't in
Speaker 3: those some people would maybe use even more freely. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: I wouldn't do Yeah, but anyway, not to sorry, not
Speaker 3: to get off topic on from Russell. No, it's in
Speaker 3: the Russell family.
Speaker 2: But also that I also loved when I saw it
Speaker 2: originally and then when I rewatched it, it really felt
Speaker 2: like tatimonial being a picture and all the ship she
Speaker 2: went through and like being the best picture and then
Speaker 2: but whatever is like it's so now and today where
Speaker 2: it's like she's getting the job done and everyone's still pissed. Anyway,
Speaker 2: it doesn't work, And I don't know, there were so
Speaker 2: many things in it that are like, oh, this is
Speaker 2: gonna this isn't the thing that society is going to solve.
Speaker 2: This is always going to be an issue. There's lots
Speaker 2: of those kinds of lessons. I think.
Speaker 1: Oh, and it has that Earl Hainy.
Speaker 2: You know it's Jackie Earl Haley.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, he was in that. What does it bring away?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 5: And the other one that's about like the Vegas kids
Speaker 5: with with Matt Dylan, like the Rumble Fish or something.
Speaker 3: Oh, that's a Oklahoma.
Speaker 5: City he's in a lot of like cool like seventies
Speaker 5: movies that I've like.
Speaker 3: Wait, is it no Matt Dylan movie, is it? It's
Speaker 3: not The Bodyguard? Right, No, not the body But is
Speaker 3: that what it's called My Bodyguard?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: That era?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that is a good movie.
Speaker 2: It is.
Speaker 1: It was Jagged Edge.
Speaker 2: Did you say breaking away?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Over the Edge, over the Edge, yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, all that stuff.
Speaker 5: It's like, I want to watch this, but I feel
Speaker 5: like my parents won't let me. And I missed the boat.
Speaker 5: That's probably the reason I never had a BMX bike.
Speaker 2: Also, Jackie ol Haley was the pedophile in Little Children,
Speaker 2: which is he was so creepy. That was just like
Speaker 2: return to the screen.
Speaker 5: I've never seen that. I just know he's like swimming
Speaker 5: in a pool looking creepy.
Speaker 2: It's such a good it's such a good movie.
Speaker 5: And do you live anywhere near the dress Also, how
Speaker 5: do people watch the Dress Up Gang? It felt like
Speaker 5: we were going to that house for some reason. I
Speaker 5: always imagine, oh.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, oh, that's the house for Dress Up Gang.
Speaker 3: I thought you're gonna say, well, everybody lives everyone lives
Speaker 3: near dress Up Gang because it's on the internet, and
Speaker 3: the internet is everyone I.
Speaker 5: Thought it was real, so that lives on the internet.
Speaker 5: But I thought all the characters in real life lived together.
Speaker 3: Well, it's kind of true they did at one point, right,
Speaker 3: Donnie and Corey used to live together. Okay, is someone
Speaker 3: Corey lives in that house?
Speaker 1: Okay, it is.
Speaker 3: It's actually not even a house. It's a it's sort
Speaker 3: of an apartment complex that of houses of sorts or
Speaker 3: something like that. Yeah, I mean it is some sort
Speaker 3: of apartment.
Speaker 1: And we were nowhere near it in your neighborhood. That's funny.
Speaker 2: We were literally looking at that house that we thought
Speaker 2: was your house, and we're like, oh, look the dress up.
Speaker 3: That's so funny. Not only was it not my house,
Speaker 3: but it was also not the dress Gang's house, which
Speaker 3: you thought it was.
Speaker 5: One day, we'll get to the bottom of what TV
Speaker 5: show that house that Stranger's house was in.
Speaker 1: As we ignored you standing by the wind.
Speaker 3: I can talk when I was looking for you guys,
Speaker 3: and then I decided to just go out. And then
Speaker 3: I saw this car here and I thought, oh, that
Speaker 3: must be probably that's them. And I walked over there
Speaker 3: and I said, hi, I remember that, Yeah, you might remember,
Speaker 3: I said, so dress up you know, I think it's
Speaker 3: on TBS dot com, but it also I think most
Speaker 3: of the episodes are on YouTube. I think, yeah, you
Speaker 3: can find it if you look for it. All the
Speaker 3: episodes are out there somewhere.
Speaker 2: And it's so funny.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, no thanks, I I those guys who make
Speaker 3: it are really so good and so talented. They're so funny,
Speaker 3: and just their sensibility is so good.
Speaker 2: It's so good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And you're good.
Speaker 5: And your character on it is somewhere a near jazz
Speaker 5: guy talking about.
Speaker 3: More. He's a little he's kind of jazz maybe but
Speaker 3: a little more, a little more hip hop.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, but he.
Speaker 2: Has a sensitive side too, yeah yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so he's kind of kind of any Lennox too.
Speaker 3: Really well, degree, you know, got a little bit of everything,
Speaker 3: you know, I got you know, what are those people
Speaker 3: call the TV killed the radio star.
Speaker 4: Googles, the bugle buggles.
Speaker 3: Yeah, got a little bit of that.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, it's got a.
Speaker 3: Little bit of a bugle boy, got a little bit
Speaker 3: of hot a bogle boy. Does he's kind of a
Speaker 3: bugle boy?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5: Zipper on the cargoes and you gotta peg the cuffs.
Speaker 3: Do you think that would be a good line to
Speaker 3: work these days, you know, if trying to meet somebody.
Speaker 3: Excuse me, are those bugle boy jeans?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: You think that could work. Yeah, well there's a line
Speaker 3: to pick up, pick somebody up.
Speaker 1: Someone age appropriate. Hell yeah, I remember those.
Speaker 5: Remember Gennaris hyper colors when I get married?
Speaker 3: Yeah, hyper color? Yeah, I believe it or not. I
Speaker 3: had a hypercolor shirt at one point that was.
Speaker 2: Hyper I was too old? Was hyper color? You touched it?
Speaker 2: Changed color?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: It was like, uh teen wheels or turboteen. Uh getting angry.
Speaker 5: He turned him into a trans am. But you want
Speaker 5: him to be a high school kid again, you get
Speaker 5: him cold wet?
Speaker 2: Is that true?
Speaker 1: Yeah? It was the most bizarre cartoon ever.
Speaker 5: His teeth turned into a bumper, his hands fisted up
Speaker 5: and turned a rubber time, and then all of his friends.
Speaker 1: Got up in him and they dropped the reaction and
Speaker 1: then they're like, He's like, I'm still a car.
Speaker 5: You guys are like, oh sorry, and they hose him
Speaker 5: off and he turned to a kid in a letterman jacket.
Speaker 1: Again.
Speaker 5: I know it seems like I'm making this, but yeah,
Speaker 5: Gennaro was like, if you yeah, you breathe on it
Speaker 5: it would get dark, like a pink sweatshirt that gets dark.
Speaker 2: Was it anyone? Was anyone concerned? Like I immediately am concerned.
Speaker 2: Then you put that shirt on and now you're a
Speaker 2: sweaty pig like it is cool.
Speaker 3: Then it was up to somebody else to change the
Speaker 3: you know, then they could touch it, put their hand
Speaker 3: on it if they were warm. Yeah, and they could
Speaker 3: put their hand on and you know it would make
Speaker 3: a handprint.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it just changed.
Speaker 5: Like the cool part is you're indoors, you wearing purple,
Speaker 5: you go out and recess all of a sudden it's pink.
Speaker 1: So it's like whoa.
Speaker 3: And they had different gimmick ones like an invisible man
Speaker 3: that there was this invisible man one where it shows
Speaker 3: the man and then once it heats up, you just
Speaker 3: you know, it just becomes the hat and the sunglasses
Speaker 3: something like that.
Speaker 2: Incredible.
Speaker 1: But there's another golf course, right yeah, yeah, I don't think. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I've never done this one.
Speaker 3: I'm never going to this one.
Speaker 1: It's a crappy part.
Speaker 2: Yeah, forget that one.
Speaker 5: I will not hit off rubber mats.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's uh, it's.
Speaker 3: What do you talk about usually on this podcast? You
Speaker 3: talk about old.
Speaker 5: No, No, we're getting too Yeah, we got a whole
Speaker 5: script that could so I gonna get into the politic.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, I'm just wondering if it's been too Uh.
Speaker 3: Listeners don't like you talk about something they don't never
Speaker 3: even heard of.
Speaker 5: Problem, you're so surprised, Yeah, I I we anytime we
Speaker 5: try and plan something, they're like not loose enough.
Speaker 1: They'll get upset. Oftentimes, the original.
Speaker 5: Plan with this podcast one was to take someone pick
Speaker 5: someone up or take them from the airport and provide
Speaker 5: a service. The airport became the worst place in the
Speaker 5: world to go to. I had some mental breakdowns. Now
Speaker 5: we go and drive around neighborhoods, and we used to
Speaker 5: talk about, Hey, how was your gig or how are
Speaker 5: you looking forward to your gig.
Speaker 1: To provide a comfort.
Speaker 3: You get support for it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, do you have any gigs you want to talk about?
Speaker 1: So here we go.
Speaker 3: This is not a road gig, but it's a there
Speaker 3: is a sort of I don't even know if I
Speaker 3: call it a gig exactly, but there is a sort
Speaker 3: of thing that I'm having here Los Angeles coming up
Speaker 3: that I can mention.
Speaker 1: A corporate event at dinner party.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a corporate event. You have to be working.
Speaker 3: If you work for Chase Bank, then you're definitely invited.
Speaker 3: It's mandatory, you have to. So my sister and I
Speaker 3: do this weekly live stream on Mondays at six pm
Speaker 3: Pacific time.
Speaker 1: Is your sister a musician?
Speaker 3: She is a musician, but she's really funny too. She's
Speaker 3: the funniest person I know.
Speaker 5: And I've I did not know that was your sister.
Speaker 5: I've of course watched clips. Oh yeah, okay, you're so
Speaker 5: fun together.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's really well, who did you think it was just.
Speaker 1: A friend of yours that I've never met?
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, yeah, so she's she's a musician, but she's
Speaker 3: you know, she's funny and.
Speaker 1: Does why you're so good at reading each other?
Speaker 3: It's oh yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a lifelong that's cool.
Speaker 3: And it's called the Chicken Coop. And so we're doing
Speaker 3: our one hundredth episode. So that's online normally, right, and
Speaker 3: it's on my YouTube channel, which is YouTube dot com
Speaker 3: slash Brent Wyback. So you know, it's usually online and
Speaker 3: we interact with the it's live, we interact with people
Speaker 3: watching and stuff, and but lived in so this is
Speaker 3: it's yeah, just so it's that one there, but anyway, yeah,
Speaker 3: it's beautiful. Thanks. I mean, if you're just I don't
Speaker 3: know if you're just saying that, or it's gorgeous.
Speaker 2: We love it. We do love it.
Speaker 1: The one with that swing wait let him do is playing? Sorry?
Speaker 3: No, yeah, it's not not right directly that we're in
Speaker 3: front of here, but over one.
Speaker 1: Oh good, that's the best one.
Speaker 3: Oh were you saying the one with a swing? No? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: the one over the beautiful house. All right, sorry for
Speaker 3: the one hundredth episode, for the hundredth time. The uh,
Speaker 3: it's we're doing a lot an in person version of
Speaker 3: it that's going to be at the Crow in Santa
Speaker 3: Monica and that's on March fourth. I don't know where
Speaker 3: this comes out. Maybe this came out or this didn't
Speaker 3: come up, doesn't.
Speaker 1: Come out, No, it might be perfect timing.
Speaker 3: So March fourth, it's a Monday, and it'll be that
Speaker 3: eight pm so and it's at the Chrow and it's
Speaker 3: gonna be basically the same thing we do, which is
Speaker 3: we watch old commercials from the eighties and you know,
Speaker 3: just talk about nostalgic stuff kind of like what we
Speaker 3: did a little bit today. Yeah, there's a little taste
Speaker 3: actually yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you.
Speaker 3: Know, joke around and stuff, and so that's gonna be
Speaker 3: in person March, yeah, March fourth, so you know, if
Speaker 3: you're in the Los Angeles area and yeah, you know.
Speaker 1: And if not, if they can't see it, can they
Speaker 1: watch it on your YouTube?
Speaker 3: Yeah, And it's archives of all the episodes is on
Speaker 3: the playlist that's called the Chicken Coop on my YouTube channel. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and that's so that's something you can check out, yeah,
Speaker 3: if you want to.
Speaker 1: And watch all all of the videos.
Speaker 3: Yeah, dress up gang and then you know, my friend
Speaker 3: Doug and I do this web series called Poundhouse and
Speaker 3: a new season was released recently and those are all
Speaker 3: out now. You check out the new season of Poundhouse.
Speaker 1: And nominated for a streamy I believe it was.
Speaker 3: It was one point in the past. Not yeah, I
Speaker 3: mean I think maybe the third.
Speaker 1: Have good memory and I did you open up your.
Speaker 3: Did you how did you know about the stream that was?
Speaker 3: That's old news, But I mean how did you know
Speaker 3: about that?
Speaker 1: That that is?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that that but the lyrics there ain't no looking
Speaker 1: that up.
Speaker 5: That's a memory, all right, Yeah, because I haven't even
Speaker 5: watched that, right, I don't watch it.
Speaker 3: So anyway, Yeah, check out Poundhouse and check out that
Speaker 3: and I don't know, the pound Cast is the podcast
Speaker 3: to do with Doug and that's pretty much.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I'm so glad to find out that's your sister.
Speaker 1: I've been wanting. Yeah, you guys are great together.
Speaker 3: Thanks. Yeah, she's she's hilarious.
Speaker 1: You know, so check out Brent Weinbach and Brett Weinbach.
Speaker 3: Brent Weinbach, you know that probably I bet you might
Speaker 3: find stuff under Brett Winebach because people probably make the
Speaker 3: same mistake. Well, maybe find stuff that we don't even
Speaker 3: know about. Yeah, you know, yeah, yeah, it just find
Speaker 3: out all the iterations.
Speaker 1: Successful car dealership.
Speaker 2: Watch any version of Brunch, Brett Winebo.
Speaker 3: Look up Brett wing Lash, Wingspan, Yeah, Wingspan, yeah, wing Berg. Actually,
Speaker 3: I bet you people do Weinberg. Yeah, you look that up.
Speaker 3: But there's maybe something under that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sounds like controversy.
Speaker 3: Hey, thanks, thanks for everything. Thanks say the same thing,
Speaker 3: Thanks for everything, Julie Newmoar.
Speaker 5: Thanks for with love. You've been listening to h Do
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