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Speaker 1: I listen to the Black Guy Who Tips podcast because

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Speaker 1: Rod and Karen are hot. Wipe those tears from your face,

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Speaker 1: pussy hater. I'm killing it mad because your girls see

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Speaker 1: me and she's feeling it. I'm glad because you see

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Speaker 1: this cash man. I'm feeling it until I get my

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Speaker 1: name blown up. I stay and stealing it.

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Speaker 2: Yo.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, this is the realistic get man. It's Ched Hayes.

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Speaker 3: He's riding with my homies like the Cess Blades.

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Speaker 4: Really gets stressed, but when I do, the stress pays

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Speaker 4: grace under pressure.

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Speaker 3: Oh for the record, on the next.

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Speaker 5: Crash, shalom and welcome to another episode of the Blackout

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Speaker 5: Tips Podcast, your host Rod and Karen. We're in a

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Speaker 5: house on a very special Sunday, yes week three of

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Speaker 5: the NFL season. That's right. Oh yeah, we also have

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Speaker 5: you know people that you got if you listen to

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Speaker 5: this show, I feel like you already be listening to

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Speaker 5: this show. But if you don't, you've definitely heard many

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Speaker 5: many references to uh, the Keith and the Girls show

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Speaker 2: Since we started, right.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, definitely a huge inspirationalize. It's Keith and Heimda from

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Speaker 5: the Keith and the Girls show. What's going on?

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Speaker 1: Godsh oh my god, it's so good to be here.

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Speaker 1: I feel like I need to tip a bunch of

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Speaker 2: And I seeing Lauren, Hey, Lauren, how you doing, sweetie?

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Speaker 1: They're staying hi. I'm on headphone so you can't hear you,

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Speaker 5: And then of course Keith is here too. What's going on?

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Speaker 3: Keith tripping on the flip side. When you get on

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Speaker 3: the down low, you're too slow. I'm up chop, not

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Speaker 3: down below. I'm doing well. Thank you.

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Speaker 5: Oh cool, Maggie. I didn't know you could freestyle as

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Speaker 5: well anytime?

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Speaker 5: time he has the studio there And I guess the

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Speaker 5: big news right now? Man, keep I mean in addition

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Speaker 5: that fucking will that really turns. You could knock somebody

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Speaker 5: brick iPhone, Man, Keith and the Girl has been around

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Speaker 5: like multiple stand up albums every year, including like live

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Speaker 5: shows that include like a week of events like Hugh

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, this tour thing is absolutely intan. We're doing

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Speaker 1: We thought we'd go to theme instead of making life

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Speaker 4: So I get nervous about it. But she's always right.

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Speaker 1: So well, let me tell you it's the other The

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Speaker 6: And I think for me, me and Roger kind of

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Speaker 1: But you know what, it's really good to have a

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Speaker 6: So I get excited to hear y'all talking about your stories,

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Speaker 5: Yes, it's kind of like it's kind of like Eminem's

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Speaker 1: He's always recommends, like, if a comic that you like

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Speaker 5: Oh my goodness, Yeah, I can't I can't wait. Who

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Speaker 1: Guys, Well, my husband, Lauren Hennessy. We're actually sharing a

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Speaker 1: that's cool. Like it's it's become more mainstreams. So you know,

436
00:22:03,640 --> 00:22:07,080
Speaker 1: after that initial like ha ha, you thought we were Yorks,

437
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Speaker 1: you know, then it's just like, oh, welcome to the family.

438
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Speaker 1: You know. More podcasts, you know, do a good job.

439
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Speaker 1: So people don't think podcasting is some you know, shitty

440
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Speaker 1: kid in their basement talking nonsense. So the more people

441
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Speaker 1: care about their sound and you know, are consistent with stuff,

442
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Speaker 1: the more people think that podcasting is a legitimate source

443
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Speaker 1: and they could find you know, podcasts like us. By

444
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Speaker 1: the way, you guys should come to one of our

445
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Speaker 1: trips on this tour and you know, get on stage

446
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Speaker 1: with us, because we're dying to do something with you guys.

447
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Speaker 1: You know, get on stage together and like get all

448
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Speaker 1: of our audiences together. We got a lot of crossover.

449
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Speaker 1: There's a lot of stuff that we can do together.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, we definitely want to work with you guys.

451
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Speaker 6: Yeah, and we had I forgot her name, but it's

452
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Speaker 6: a fan of you guys show that actually call our voicemail.

453
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Speaker 2: On Saturday, we do a feedback show.

454
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Speaker 6: Say shay right, we do a feedback show, and she

455
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Speaker 6: said did she hear about us through you guys? And

456
00:23:03,359 --> 00:23:06,080
Speaker 6: she's listening and she calls and she interactive people have

457
00:23:06,200 --> 00:23:10,159
Speaker 6: written us emails over the years, so uh, and I know, uh,

458
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Speaker 6: I don't know, I know, do I know Keith is

459
00:23:12,440 --> 00:23:14,240
Speaker 6: not really emotional type, but you know, I have to

460
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Speaker 6: share this for him though, you know, kind of female

461
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Speaker 6: female thing.

462
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Speaker 2: I wanted to tell you guys, just thank you for

463
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Speaker 2: doing what you do. It means a lot. You guys

464
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Speaker 2: just don't know how inspirational you are.

465
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Speaker 6: Because, like you guys were in the first podcast, did

466
00:23:26,400 --> 00:23:29,800
Speaker 6: we single premium and actually make a living off of it?

467
00:23:30,520 --> 00:23:33,160
Speaker 6: And that meant that meant a lot because it let

468
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Speaker 6: against me and Roderick know that we could do it.

469
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Speaker 6: Because when we decided to go premium was because Roderick

470
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Speaker 6: had it got laid off of his job.

471
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Speaker 2: And it was funny though, because we have been talking

472
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Speaker 2: about it for a while.

473
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Speaker 1: And you got the gift of desperation. Yeah, right, it's time,

474
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Speaker 1: because it's time.

475
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Speaker 6: Right, And I think he was more frightened than I was.

476
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Speaker 6: And because I don't have to do the technical side, Keith,

477
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Speaker 6: so I looked at him and I say, I don't

478
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Speaker 6: know what to do. I don't know how to do it,

479
00:24:02,040 --> 00:24:04,639
Speaker 6: but I know you better get the motherfucking thinking and

480
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Speaker 6: make the ship happen.

481
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Speaker 1: Yeah, thats.

482
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Speaker 2: Right next morning and say go.

483
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Speaker 4: To work music that we got a movie.

484
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Speaker 5: I didn't even get a second to think about it. It

485
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Speaker 5: was just like I didn't even get to be sad

486
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Speaker 5: and I lost my job or anything. Get to work.

487
00:24:24,560 --> 00:24:26,760
Speaker 5: I was like, it's a lot of pressure. Let me

488
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Speaker 5: get the work.

489
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Speaker 2: So no sadness over here.

490
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Speaker 5: But uh, yeah, man, y'all need to come down to

491
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Speaker 5: the South because well, I mean other Okay, you can

492
00:24:35,160 --> 00:24:37,040
Speaker 5: come down to the South. You're gonna have to pretend

493
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Speaker 5: that you and learn are friends because I don't know

494
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Speaker 5: if you've heard about the news down here, but apparently

495
00:24:42,560 --> 00:24:46,639
Speaker 5: everybody down here is very hateful and mean, so we're not.

496
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Speaker 5: Uh but yeah, but I would definitely a love to

497
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Speaker 5: work with you guys. Guys, you know, I'll probably just

498
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Speaker 5: be nervous man me.

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Speaker 4: Too, all right, recognize it not having a mo But

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Speaker 4: I appreciate. I think I should appreciate what you're saying.

501
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Speaker 1: I'm gonna if we have like lunch for dinner together,

502
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Speaker 1: I'm definitely looking over your shoulder for how much you're tipping,

503
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Speaker 1: because I'm tipping exactly the same amount.

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Speaker 5: Oh for sure, I'm not even worried about that. Actually,

505
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Speaker 5: now I think like it's weird because the show's got

506
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Speaker 5: more popular. And then like I gotten like some actual

507
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Speaker 5: news publications with my face in it and shit with

508
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Speaker 5: my real name. So now I'm like.

509
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Speaker 3: Like I'm proud they have to tip.

510
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Speaker 5: Yeah, now I gotta stop bullshitting and like really, I

511
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Speaker 5: really gotta do it. But but now I kind of

512
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Speaker 5: like when I get the receipt, I kind of want

513
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Speaker 5: them to like like you kind of want them to

514
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Speaker 5: stop and like appreciate it and be like, oh yeah,

515
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Speaker 5: good job, buddy, like you're that guy. I know you now,

516
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Speaker 5: but it never happens. All right, man, let me do

517
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Speaker 5: all the little updates shit for the show. The black

518
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Speaker 5: Out tells I Stitcher five star reviews. We read him

519
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Speaker 5: on the show if we like him. Every Saturday we

520
00:26:04,359 --> 00:26:07,080
Speaker 5: do our feedback show. Our official weapon of our show

521
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Speaker 5: is unofficial sport. It's bullet the bullet Ball Extreme. And

522
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Speaker 5: today is day two hundred and eighty four that Bobby

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Speaker 5: Schmurder is locked up in jail. Free Bobby Schmurder.

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Speaker 2: I'm glad you the only one that cares. I don't

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Speaker 2: you know what.

526
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Speaker 5: I watched Empire Wednesday and then they brought it up

527
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Speaker 5: and they played this song. So you stand corrected, and

528
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Speaker 5: so is the rest of America. I am not the

529
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Speaker 5: only person that cares that Bobby Murder a political prisoner

530
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Speaker 5: in America. No, he is not, just because his raps

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Speaker 5: were too real. America couldn't handle.

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Speaker 4: It, the raps such as well, I guess I'm looking,

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Speaker 4: that's for sure.

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Speaker 3: It's very uh.

535
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Speaker 2: I'll say he is a very honest artist.

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Speaker 3: And I feel like schmurder.

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Speaker 1: Murder, you know, hey murder.

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Speaker 5: And also, you know, the other thing I appreciate about

539
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Speaker 5: him is that he did not snitch. He's just doing

540
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Speaker 5: his time. But I feel like we need to get

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Speaker 5: him out of there, so free Bobby. We don't. He

542
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Speaker 5: didn't say he killed anybody. He said his friends did,

543
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Speaker 5: and that's not fair. Ah. We are sponsored today, a

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545
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Speaker 5: It's called The Best of Roding Karen. It's a bunch

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Speaker 5: to talk about, guys, all right, A bunch of I

572
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Speaker 5: don't know if you guys know, A bunch of stuff's happening.

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Speaker 5: Of course, the most pertinent news is that if you're

574
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Speaker 5: Mormon and you're listening to this podcast, will there's been

575
00:28:50,160 --> 00:28:52,520
Speaker 5: a press release that you guys need to stay calm

576
00:28:52,520 --> 00:28:59,040
Speaker 5: as the blood moon is arising soon. Yeah, so it's

577
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Speaker 5: I understand a lot of people think it's the apocalypse

578
00:29:01,440 --> 00:29:04,120
Speaker 5: with the Mormon Church has just a statement cautioning the

579
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Speaker 5: faithful to not get caught up in speculation that's gonna

580
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Speaker 5: be a major calamity. Is not the apocalypse. It's just

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Speaker 5: a regular blood moon.

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Speaker 1: Okay, So no, no, don't encourage that. Tell the Mormons

583
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Speaker 1: that it's about to go down and to get ready

584
00:29:21,440 --> 00:29:24,560
Speaker 1: and let's watch Mormons get excited about something that's got

585
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Speaker 1: to be a trip. And I'm like running around going

586
00:29:27,480 --> 00:29:30,960
Speaker 1: like Where's God? What do we do? And just going

587
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Speaker 1: like how am I going to have sex with my sister?

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Speaker 3: Like this?

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Speaker 2: Do I wear my underwear?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

591
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Speaker 2: My head or not? Questions?

592
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Speaker 1: So will my magic underwear protect my head as opposed

593
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Speaker 1: to my bum?

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Speaker 5: Now, there's been a lot of natural disasters and political

595
00:29:52,280 --> 00:29:56,200
Speaker 5: unrest lately, so you know, people are getting you know,

596
00:29:56,240 --> 00:29:58,880
Speaker 5: they're feeling like, you know, maybe they watch featherwalk and dead.

597
00:29:58,920 --> 00:30:03,000
Speaker 5: They're feeling like things are coming to an end. And

598
00:30:03,200 --> 00:30:06,160
Speaker 5: you see that red moon out there, and you get

599
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Speaker 5: the fucking turn this ship into what was that movie

600
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Speaker 5: with where you could kill people for one like one day?

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Speaker 3: The Perch.

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Speaker 5: Get turned this bitch into the Purge. I don't want

603
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Speaker 5: to deal with Mormons, man, Aren't those the hard working,

604
00:30:19,520 --> 00:30:20,640
Speaker 5: industrious people? Are those?

605
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Speaker 1: Oh?

606
00:30:21,040 --> 00:30:24,360
Speaker 5: No, those are Quakers? Never mind those The Mormons are lazy.

607
00:30:24,400 --> 00:30:25,520
Speaker 5: Those are Romney people.

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 5: I forgot.

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Speaker 3: Did you guys see those movies? The Perch?

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Speaker 7: Nah?

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Speaker 5: Man, I saw like the trailer and I felt like

613
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Speaker 5: I got it. You get it?

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Speaker 4: On the purge, the government tells you. They say all

615
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Speaker 4: laws are there's no laws.

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Speaker 3: You can do whatever you want, even murder. They remind

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Speaker 3: everybody forget. Then you forget.

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Speaker 5: Oh you know what I saw the first purge. I

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Speaker 5: didn't see the second. And the thing that got me

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Speaker 5: about the first Purge is like there was a shockingly

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Speaker 5: low amount of regular ass crime, Like where are the

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Speaker 5: people that are just like, I'm stealing all the four

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Speaker 5: one k's tonight, bitch, where's that guy? Everybody was like,

624
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Speaker 5: I'm gonna kill that motherfucking next door. But there should

625
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Speaker 5: have been some people that were just like, you know what, man,

626
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Speaker 5: I'm gonna hack everyone's City bank account and fucking take

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Speaker 5: some money.

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Speaker 2: Oh you know what.

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Speaker 6: The person that was like, fuck you Fanny May and

630
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Speaker 6: Freddie mac Ryan getting ready to go and pay off

631
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Speaker 6: all these stud lungs bitches.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, where's that guy? Everybody's fucking like I'm raping people tonight,

633
00:31:30,760 --> 00:31:34,040
Speaker 5: Like do some regular ass like smart crime dummies?

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Speaker 1: Yes, right, go to Starbucks. Don't order anything but kick

635
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Speaker 1: something off the bar.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that lemon pound cake.

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Speaker 4: Yes, civilians, remember you may steal lemon pound cake.

638
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Speaker 3: But also child rape is okay? Enjoy you of twenty

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Speaker 3: four hours?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, see you guys tomorrow.

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Speaker 2: Yes, oh and something else.

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Speaker 6: I love your reviews on movies keys, like I must

643
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Speaker 6: say that, so you're the one.

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Speaker 1: Okay, they're they're so discouraging. It's like, he saves you

645
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Speaker 1: so much money.

646
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Speaker 3: Maybe.

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Speaker 4: I guess people are spending fifteen dollars on the movie

648
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Speaker 4: so they don't want to hear that they had a

649
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Speaker 4: bad time. But some of these movies getting thumbs up,

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Speaker 4: it's shocking.

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Speaker 5: I like when HIMDA hasn't seen the movie, yeah, but

652
00:32:18,160 --> 00:32:20,760
Speaker 5: offers the retort to the movie and then promises to

653
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Speaker 5: see the movie and then never sees the movie.

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Speaker 1: Years later.

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Speaker 3: She'll never see NWA. But I was dead wrong about it, right, Yeah.

656
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Speaker 5: I can't wait for like twenty twenty. When she gets around,

657
00:32:33,720 --> 00:32:37,040
Speaker 5: he comes back in the stead, They're like, aha, I'm sorry,

658
00:32:37,440 --> 00:32:39,160
Speaker 5: you're You're right. That was bulls.

659
00:32:39,160 --> 00:32:40,400
Speaker 3: They really did make up.

660
00:32:40,480 --> 00:32:44,720
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, like I got in, I got I got

661
00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:47,240
Speaker 5: some people mad at me because I said it was bullshit.

662
00:32:47,480 --> 00:32:50,960
Speaker 5: But it was bullshit, man, Like I was kind of like,

663
00:32:51,160 --> 00:32:54,200
Speaker 5: that's the thing about keeps reviews. When I agree with him,

664
00:32:54,240 --> 00:32:58,640
Speaker 5: I'm really happy that you are there because I'm like, see,

665
00:32:58,720 --> 00:33:02,760
Speaker 5: that's what I'm saying, bullshit exactly. But when I disagree,

666
00:33:02,800 --> 00:33:04,640
Speaker 5: I'm like, no, man, it wasn't no bullshit.

667
00:33:04,680 --> 00:33:08,440
Speaker 1: Come on, Keith, Yeah, enjoy this with me. I'm not

668
00:33:08,480 --> 00:33:11,280
Speaker 1: an idiot for liking this stuff. I know it's fake,

669
00:33:11,520 --> 00:33:16,080
Speaker 1: but they got me. I want to cry.

670
00:33:15,480 --> 00:33:17,320
Speaker 2: Right because me.

671
00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:19,640
Speaker 4: Did you see after the credits and the n W

672
00:33:19,800 --> 00:33:22,400
Speaker 4: A ice Cube and Doctor j are flying around.

673
00:33:25,080 --> 00:33:25,960
Speaker 3: It's crazy.

674
00:33:26,080 --> 00:33:27,040
Speaker 5: The post end up.

675
00:33:26,920 --> 00:33:28,120
Speaker 1: Calling the movie NWA.

676
00:33:28,320 --> 00:33:35,800
Speaker 5: Now the post credits literally have them joining the Avengers. Yes,

677
00:33:36,120 --> 00:33:38,960
Speaker 5: like Nick Fury shows up and he's like, I didn't

678
00:33:38,960 --> 00:33:41,360
Speaker 5: know you motherfuckers could do that. You're in and then

679
00:33:41,520 --> 00:33:45,960
Speaker 5: that's it. But after the post credits are actually their accomplishments.

680
00:33:45,960 --> 00:33:50,160
Speaker 5: It's beats by Dre, It's you know, ice Cube within

681
00:33:50,320 --> 00:33:52,640
Speaker 5: seven bad movies, and it made a lot of money.

682
00:33:52,960 --> 00:33:56,480
Speaker 5: It's such like a fucking circle jerk, and it feels

683
00:33:56,520 --> 00:33:59,040
Speaker 5: so safe from from a group that I grew up

684
00:33:59,080 --> 00:34:01,080
Speaker 5: being like I've been and not play this tape around

685
00:34:01,120 --> 00:34:03,840
Speaker 5: my mama, you know what I mean. It's it's not

686
00:34:03,960 --> 00:34:06,280
Speaker 5: like that anymore now. It's just like, what are your

687
00:34:06,320 --> 00:34:08,440
Speaker 5: old men being? Like, aren't out of bad? No, you're

688
00:34:08,480 --> 00:34:08,759
Speaker 5: the band.

689
00:34:10,040 --> 00:34:12,439
Speaker 1: I really think that that's how white people have felt

690
00:34:12,520 --> 00:34:16,759
Speaker 1: about the Metallica movie, because it was, you know, these

691
00:34:16,800 --> 00:34:20,960
Speaker 1: guys that spoke your truth. They were you know, angry

692
00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:24,440
Speaker 1: and on stage and like telling you what's happening in

693
00:34:24,480 --> 00:34:28,800
Speaker 1: their minds with like real beautiful lyrics that are yes, angry,

694
00:34:28,840 --> 00:34:32,839
Speaker 1: but also very telling. And then you watch them in

695
00:34:32,880 --> 00:34:36,440
Speaker 1: their documentary that clearly they produce, and they're just like,

696
00:34:36,719 --> 00:34:40,160
Speaker 1: I just had this feeling that if we're on tour,

697
00:34:40,280 --> 00:34:43,440
Speaker 1: you should respect fuck you. You're on a tour, you're making

698
00:34:43,480 --> 00:34:46,760
Speaker 1: millions of dollars, and no one cares that you're having

699
00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:49,560
Speaker 1: a bad day because your sandwich came in wrong. I

700
00:34:49,560 --> 00:34:53,120
Speaker 1: don't care. I don't care about your sandwich. Your feelings

701
00:34:53,120 --> 00:34:56,000
Speaker 1: should be raw and rugged and like you should be

702
00:34:56,080 --> 00:35:00,240
Speaker 1: speaking for the masses. This nonsense about touring with your

703
00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:03,400
Speaker 1: with your therapist, who's gonna help you work out your

704
00:35:03,480 --> 00:35:06,839
Speaker 1: daddy issues? Fucking write it in a song or leave

705
00:35:06,920 --> 00:35:11,439
Speaker 1: me alone, right right, Jesus Christ? Wow, Wow, Wow, I'm

706
00:35:11,480 --> 00:35:16,719
Speaker 1: Metallica the most hard. I mean there, enter Sandman, come on.

707
00:35:17,360 --> 00:35:26,279
Speaker 5: Yeah. I feel like all the home murders today. I

708
00:35:26,280 --> 00:35:27,920
Speaker 5: feel like the other thing that kind of killed it

709
00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:32,520
Speaker 5: for us was like all our favorite people getting old,

710
00:35:33,440 --> 00:35:36,880
Speaker 5: because like, you know, now I see ice Cube and

711
00:35:36,920 --> 00:35:40,520
Speaker 5: he's like in three Disney movies, you know what I mean,

712
00:35:40,560 --> 00:35:43,359
Speaker 5: Like he's adorable. Now he's like a family man who

713
00:35:43,800 --> 00:35:46,560
Speaker 5: takes his family on the trip and and the family's

714
00:35:46,600 --> 00:35:49,719
Speaker 5: all annoying, but they're adorable too, and he has to

715
00:35:49,800 --> 00:35:52,880
Speaker 5: learn a lesson. And I'm like, dude, you made cave bitch,

716
00:35:53,040 --> 00:35:56,160
Speaker 5: you spelled America with three k's, And people were like

717
00:35:56,280 --> 00:35:59,040
Speaker 5: being this motherfucking record, get it taken out of the stores.

718
00:35:59,120 --> 00:36:02,000
Speaker 5: He is too real and now he works for Disney.

719
00:36:02,360 --> 00:36:05,759
Speaker 5: It's like everything comes full circle. Iced Tea is on

720
00:36:05,840 --> 00:36:08,080
Speaker 5: TV as a cop. He was supposed to be a

721
00:36:08,120 --> 00:36:11,040
Speaker 5: cop killer, you know what I mean? Like all this shit,

722
00:36:11,280 --> 00:36:14,640
Speaker 5: everyone's getting too old. I saw ghost Face Killer on

723
00:36:14,680 --> 00:36:16,440
Speaker 5: Couple's Therapy. I had to turn it off. I was like,

724
00:36:16,480 --> 00:36:19,800
Speaker 5: I don't want to know that my favorite fucking misogynistic

725
00:36:19,840 --> 00:36:22,520
Speaker 5: rapper also needs to work out his issues with his

726
00:36:22,600 --> 00:36:26,040
Speaker 5: wife on TV. That's not the guy that I was sold. Man,

727
00:36:26,160 --> 00:36:28,240
Speaker 5: I want you to be ANR like you promised.

728
00:36:28,560 --> 00:36:31,240
Speaker 1: But the thing is is it's fine because money's money

729
00:36:31,280 --> 00:36:33,600
Speaker 1: and whatever, and your career is your career, and maybe

730
00:36:33,640 --> 00:36:36,520
Speaker 1: like you needed to get through that stuff to get through,

731
00:36:36,760 --> 00:36:39,480
Speaker 1: you know, to this like soft shit and now you

732
00:36:39,560 --> 00:36:41,799
Speaker 1: just get to live your life. But then don't come

733
00:36:41,840 --> 00:36:45,040
Speaker 1: back and tell me that you're still hard, Like don't

734
00:36:45,040 --> 00:36:47,360
Speaker 1: do a Disney movie and go but step off and

735
00:36:47,640 --> 00:36:51,240
Speaker 1: we're not stepping off. Now you're learning lessons via Disney.

736
00:36:51,680 --> 00:36:53,960
Speaker 1: I'm not scared of you anymore, So you can't tell

737
00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:57,920
Speaker 1: me that you're also this thing. You now have transitioned.

738
00:36:58,600 --> 00:37:03,960
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna you like you know your correct pronounce right.

739
00:37:04,200 --> 00:37:04,840
Speaker 2: I don't blame you.

740
00:37:04,920 --> 00:37:08,919
Speaker 6: And also before we move on him, like sham lam

741
00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:11,320
Speaker 6: lam lam, whatever the hell his name is, I was,

742
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:14,279
Speaker 6: I was standing up clapping for Keith God was like,

743
00:37:14,360 --> 00:37:16,400
Speaker 6: fuck that dude, that just had to be Let that

744
00:37:16,480 --> 00:37:16,839
Speaker 6: be known.

745
00:37:17,640 --> 00:37:19,120
Speaker 3: He was the greatest.

746
00:37:19,680 --> 00:37:22,200
Speaker 4: And I guess he just got lucky because these movies

747
00:37:22,280 --> 00:37:26,440
Speaker 4: lately have been dung starting to get the adult on yet.

748
00:37:28,960 --> 00:37:33,239
Speaker 3: And now he's doing He's it's a paranormal activity type movie.

749
00:37:33,320 --> 00:37:34,719
Speaker 4: And by the way, let me ask you this, since

750
00:37:34,719 --> 00:37:38,120
Speaker 4: you brought that off, is it I guess it's just women.

751
00:37:38,640 --> 00:37:41,600
Speaker 4: But these these movies that are supposed to scare you

752
00:37:42,480 --> 00:37:45,000
Speaker 4: just something I get when they do it good and

753
00:37:45,120 --> 00:37:46,239
Speaker 4: something really jumps out at you.

754
00:37:46,360 --> 00:37:48,160
Speaker 3: But this movie wasn't really like that. It was just,

755
00:37:48,400 --> 00:37:51,080
Speaker 3: you know, an old lady's doing something creepy, scratching.

756
00:37:50,680 --> 00:37:53,760
Speaker 4: The walls and the whole theater like like they're jumping

757
00:37:53,760 --> 00:37:55,840
Speaker 4: at like there are kids in a horror movie. And

758
00:37:55,920 --> 00:37:58,080
Speaker 4: I've been with women, adults in a in a not

759
00:37:58,200 --> 00:38:00,680
Speaker 4: a horror movie, a hunted house, and I've been with

760
00:38:01,080 --> 00:38:03,879
Speaker 4: you know, adults in one of these, and the women

761
00:38:04,480 --> 00:38:06,640
Speaker 4: did they just go you know what, I'm gonna have

762
00:38:06,800 --> 00:38:10,400
Speaker 4: fun and anything moves, I'm gonna act like I'm fucking scared.

763
00:38:10,840 --> 00:38:13,040
Speaker 1: No, we no, we just can't believe that we just

764
00:38:13,120 --> 00:38:17,480
Speaker 1: paid fifteen dollars for them and this is date night. Okay,

765
00:38:17,680 --> 00:38:18,600
Speaker 1: get some horrified.

766
00:38:20,239 --> 00:38:24,279
Speaker 5: Yeah, we went to see Oculus in the theater, which

767
00:38:24,400 --> 00:38:27,480
Speaker 5: the scariest part of that is paying fifteen dollars. But

768
00:38:27,600 --> 00:38:31,320
Speaker 5: we went to see Oculus and we went with like

769
00:38:31,520 --> 00:38:36,720
Speaker 5: three uh there were two girls. There was their mom, Karen,

770
00:38:36,920 --> 00:38:39,279
Speaker 5: and then another guy and we all went to see it,

771
00:38:39,480 --> 00:38:43,840
Speaker 5: and the like both of the like two of the like.

772
00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:47,120
Speaker 5: I think the mom and Karen were both on both

773
00:38:47,200 --> 00:38:49,719
Speaker 5: on the sides of my arm. Every time something scary

774
00:38:49,760 --> 00:38:52,279
Speaker 5: having they were both grabbing me, and it was like

775
00:38:53,600 --> 00:38:56,160
Speaker 5: like as an adult inside, I was like, I wish

776
00:38:56,239 --> 00:38:59,080
Speaker 5: I would could get into this movie as much as

777
00:38:59,120 --> 00:39:02,239
Speaker 5: you guys, because I like to be scared to this

778
00:39:02,440 --> 00:39:04,440
Speaker 5: level because that means you're getting your money's worth. I'm

779
00:39:04,520 --> 00:39:07,160
Speaker 5: just like, yeah, something's gonna jump out the mirror. Oh

780
00:39:07,320 --> 00:39:10,400
Speaker 5: look there it is. It's jumping out the mirror. Anyway.

781
00:39:10,520 --> 00:39:12,880
Speaker 1: Well, I'm just I think I'm just jumpy, and so

782
00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:16,120
Speaker 1: you can easily capitalize on that. You can actually make

783
00:39:16,320 --> 00:39:20,000
Speaker 1: like some two year old movie where it's like I'm

784
00:39:20,040 --> 00:39:24,520
Speaker 1: gonna catch you and I'm like a creepy voice. I

785
00:39:24,560 --> 00:39:25,120
Speaker 1: don't like it.

786
00:39:26,760 --> 00:39:29,640
Speaker 5: I feel like we should. The other thing, too, is

787
00:39:29,719 --> 00:39:33,160
Speaker 5: like after not, you know, not anything's wrong with uh

788
00:39:33,239 --> 00:39:35,360
Speaker 5: because she told the I forget her name with the

789
00:39:35,400 --> 00:39:38,279
Speaker 5: mom told me she was like, yeah, before we see

790
00:39:38,320 --> 00:39:41,120
Speaker 5: this movie, I'm just gonna let you know I'm gonna

791
00:39:41,120 --> 00:39:43,040
Speaker 5: get real scared, so I'm probably gonna grab your arm.

792
00:39:43,120 --> 00:39:45,040
Speaker 5: And I was like, yeah, it's cool, you know, because

793
00:39:45,040 --> 00:39:46,320
Speaker 5: I was trying to be a man and shit like

794
00:39:46,400 --> 00:39:48,880
Speaker 5: I'm not because I'm totally not gonna be scared and

795
00:39:48,920 --> 00:39:50,319
Speaker 5: if you need me to protect you in this theater,

796
00:39:50,360 --> 00:39:53,640
Speaker 5: I got this shit. But she was like, you know whatever.

797
00:39:53,800 --> 00:39:56,760
Speaker 5: So like two hours of her grabbing my arm, like afterwards,

798
00:39:56,760 --> 00:39:58,439
Speaker 5: I feel like we're supposed to have like an exit

799
00:39:58,560 --> 00:40:01,800
Speaker 5: interview or something, because like we're really like it's like

800
00:40:01,880 --> 00:40:04,480
Speaker 5: we've really got to know each other on a very

801
00:40:04,600 --> 00:40:07,640
Speaker 5: PDA level that I'm not like I personally don't like

802
00:40:07,680 --> 00:40:09,880
Speaker 5: people touching me, but it was like I allowed it

803
00:40:09,960 --> 00:40:11,600
Speaker 5: for two hours. I felt like we were supposed to, like,

804
00:40:11,960 --> 00:40:14,160
Speaker 5: I don't know, settle up the check afterwards or some ship.

805
00:40:14,160 --> 00:40:14,640
Speaker 5: It was weird.

806
00:40:14,680 --> 00:40:16,799
Speaker 1: I think you're right, And also I think it's very

807
00:40:16,840 --> 00:40:19,640
Speaker 1: funny that Karen's biggest laugh so far in this episode

808
00:40:19,719 --> 00:40:21,319
Speaker 1: is you go and I was trying to be a man.

809
00:40:21,440 --> 00:40:29,520
Speaker 5: She goes, how laughable. Well, we'll see you next time.

810
00:40:29,560 --> 00:40:31,359
Speaker 5: She calls me to walk in from the parking lot tonight.

811
00:40:31,600 --> 00:40:36,080
Speaker 2: Anyway, I do do that? Why because you have a

812
00:40:36,239 --> 00:40:38,839
Speaker 2: penis service. You lose that battle, all right.

813
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:41,120
Speaker 5: That's like, that's the other that's the other thing about

814
00:40:41,160 --> 00:40:44,759
Speaker 5: the whole like masculinity and like all the trappings of

815
00:40:44,840 --> 00:40:47,160
Speaker 5: it and all the like stereotypes. I don't want to

816
00:40:47,160 --> 00:40:48,520
Speaker 5: get up and have to go out to the car

817
00:40:48,600 --> 00:40:50,840
Speaker 5: the middle of the night either, Like, but it's some

818
00:40:50,960 --> 00:40:53,359
Speaker 5: bullshit because that's what the world has done. The world

819
00:40:53,480 --> 00:40:55,920
Speaker 5: is like, Yo, you need an escort because these motherfuckers

820
00:40:55,960 --> 00:40:57,759
Speaker 5: are crazy out here on this block. And it's like,

821
00:40:58,520 --> 00:41:01,239
Speaker 5: I gotta get my ass up. Playing this video game

822
00:41:01,400 --> 00:41:02,840
Speaker 5: and go outside tonight.

823
00:41:03,920 --> 00:41:04,520
Speaker 1: Is really hard.

824
00:41:05,239 --> 00:41:07,840
Speaker 5: It is so fucking difficult, and no one talks about it.

825
00:41:08,280 --> 00:41:11,959
Speaker 3: I went to say this when Rod plays his video games.

826
00:41:12,080 --> 00:41:21,240
Speaker 5: Di motherfucker died. Yeah, I was. We played basketball yesterday

827
00:41:21,360 --> 00:41:23,920
Speaker 5: men and my friend Justin and this lady walked by

828
00:41:24,080 --> 00:41:26,880
Speaker 5: and she was, Uh, she kind of interrupted that conversation.

829
00:41:27,040 --> 00:41:30,239
Speaker 5: She goes, I like those shoes to Justin and then

830
00:41:30,400 --> 00:41:32,000
Speaker 5: so for the rest of the time we were there,

831
00:41:32,160 --> 00:41:34,400
Speaker 5: Justin was like, man, I think you think I was

832
00:41:34,440 --> 00:41:36,040
Speaker 5: supposed to say something to you think she was trying

833
00:41:36,080 --> 00:41:38,040
Speaker 5: to say something to me. You think like maybe she was.

834
00:41:38,040 --> 00:41:39,640
Speaker 5: I was like, maybe she just like your fucking shoes.

835
00:41:39,680 --> 00:41:41,600
Speaker 5: He's like, nah, man, she would have said that. And

836
00:41:41,680 --> 00:41:43,360
Speaker 5: then like later we saw that she was with some

837
00:41:43,480 --> 00:41:46,200
Speaker 5: guy at the basketball car. I was like, what girl

838
00:41:46,239 --> 00:41:49,640
Speaker 5: would come in here to watch us play basketball? Like,

839
00:41:49,680 --> 00:41:52,120
Speaker 5: no one wants to see that for fun, Like like,

840
00:41:52,480 --> 00:41:55,960
Speaker 5: she's obviously with somebody. She she has to like be

841
00:41:56,160 --> 00:41:59,319
Speaker 5: with somebody to enjoy this bullshit because we're not good

842
00:41:59,680 --> 00:42:04,280
Speaker 5: like that, you know. But he was convinced anyway.

843
00:42:04,800 --> 00:42:04,920
Speaker 1: Uh.

844
00:42:06,600 --> 00:42:09,759
Speaker 5: The Japanese pop star is now being sued for thousands

845
00:42:09,840 --> 00:42:14,560
Speaker 5: of dollars for possibly having a relationship. Oh mm hmm,

846
00:42:15,080 --> 00:42:19,520
Speaker 5: what that's right, crazy, that's the country we're living in,

847
00:42:20,440 --> 00:42:27,640
Speaker 5: Japan A former world to me, yeah, Uh, it's probably

848
00:42:27,719 --> 00:42:29,960
Speaker 5: like one of the x S Doyle parts a year globe.

849
00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:33,040
Speaker 5: I don't a former member of a Japanese girl group

850
00:42:33,120 --> 00:42:35,279
Speaker 5: also known as the as An Idol Group, has been

851
00:42:35,360 --> 00:42:38,600
Speaker 5: ordered to pay five four hundred dollars to the management

852
00:42:38,640 --> 00:42:42,760
Speaker 5: company that represented her. H and her crime was having

853
00:42:43,160 --> 00:42:46,800
Speaker 5: was dating. She's a seventeen year old artist, and she

854
00:42:46,920 --> 00:42:53,360
Speaker 5: signed a contract that, uh, that has dating restrictions in

855
00:42:53,560 --> 00:42:56,440
Speaker 5: the contract. Now, I didn't know this was a thing, right,

856
00:42:58,160 --> 00:43:01,040
Speaker 5: and I don't. I mean, I guess it's some if

857
00:43:01,040 --> 00:43:03,160
Speaker 5: you sign a contract. You sign a contract, but it

858
00:43:03,200 --> 00:43:05,160
Speaker 5: seems kind of weird to be like, yeah, you can

859
00:43:05,560 --> 00:43:08,960
Speaker 5: make music, but don't be fucking don't be fucking nobody.

860
00:43:09,760 --> 00:43:12,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right. Usually they have contracts to actually be

861
00:43:12,320 --> 00:43:15,920
Speaker 1: in a relationship. Tom Cruise marrying what if it like

862
00:43:16,120 --> 00:43:19,160
Speaker 1: usually like here, you're just like you just have to

863
00:43:19,239 --> 00:43:21,640
Speaker 1: be with each other for five years. It's gonna be fine,

864
00:43:21,920 --> 00:43:26,279
Speaker 1: Like this is consensual sex, totally normal. You know, your

865
00:43:26,320 --> 00:43:29,480
Speaker 1: career will move forward over there. They're like, it's consensual

866
00:43:29,600 --> 00:43:33,160
Speaker 1: not to have sex, Like you're seventeen years old, be repressed.

867
00:43:33,640 --> 00:43:36,240
Speaker 1: Figure it out after you're married. That's a great idea.

868
00:43:36,960 --> 00:43:39,400
Speaker 1: You know. It's like going into business with someone and

869
00:43:39,480 --> 00:43:41,920
Speaker 1: then going like after you sign the contract, like, hey,

870
00:43:41,960 --> 00:43:45,280
Speaker 1: are you good at business sign the contract.

871
00:43:46,480 --> 00:43:50,400
Speaker 5: Uh, the clause is prohibiting dating because it's necessary to

872
00:43:50,480 --> 00:43:53,880
Speaker 5: get the support for male of male fans for the

873
00:43:53,960 --> 00:43:59,920
Speaker 5: pop star. Apparently them having a relationship when they're male

874
00:44:00,120 --> 00:44:02,520
Speaker 5: male fans find out, they're like, oh fuck this, I'm

875
00:44:02,560 --> 00:44:05,000
Speaker 5: not I'm no longer in the Taylor Swift. She's got

876
00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:05,520
Speaker 5: a boyfriend.

877
00:44:05,840 --> 00:44:07,440
Speaker 6: And over there, don't they got a bunch of men

878
00:44:07,520 --> 00:44:11,120
Speaker 6: and no women because they like killed them all babies.

879
00:44:11,280 --> 00:44:12,279
Speaker 1: I don't know the sign.

880
00:44:13,680 --> 00:44:16,120
Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know the sign. I don't know the

881
00:44:16,239 --> 00:44:18,239
Speaker 5: science behind that. I think we might want to.

882
00:44:19,800 --> 00:44:21,920
Speaker 2: I'm not fat chicken. I'm just like right now, you.

883
00:44:21,960 --> 00:44:23,759
Speaker 5: Might want to hit a wiki on that.

884
00:44:23,920 --> 00:44:26,560
Speaker 1: Ony Karen's like they mixed up all the browns all

885
00:44:26,600 --> 00:44:28,240
Speaker 1: the time yellow.

886
00:44:29,320 --> 00:44:31,239
Speaker 5: Like, don't they kill all the women over there?

887
00:44:31,239 --> 00:44:31,600
Speaker 3: And ship?

888
00:44:31,840 --> 00:44:34,040
Speaker 5: Isn't that the thing? Like they eat them or something.

889
00:44:34,120 --> 00:44:37,279
Speaker 5: I don't know. I saw a cartoon once, like t

890
00:44:37,440 --> 00:44:39,800
Speaker 5: Nles or something. I don't know.

891
00:44:40,280 --> 00:44:42,280
Speaker 3: I think they kill all the women with drawn.

892
00:44:42,360 --> 00:44:48,600
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, your witness, your witness. Yeah, so.

893
00:44:50,160 --> 00:44:52,280
Speaker 3: The women over there at six stricken from the record.

894
00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:56,239
Speaker 3: I know.

895
00:44:56,600 --> 00:44:59,320
Speaker 1: I don't like to listen to men who are already

896
00:45:00,200 --> 00:45:03,239
Speaker 1: with someone because if I don't have a chance to

897
00:45:03,400 --> 00:45:06,800
Speaker 1: have sex with you. You're not talented, right.

898
00:45:07,560 --> 00:45:11,439
Speaker 5: It's like, what this bitch got a man? Everyone she's

899
00:45:11,480 --> 00:45:13,440
Speaker 5: got a boyfriend and everyone in the crowd just like

900
00:45:13,560 --> 00:45:14,760
Speaker 5: leaves and shit boz.

901
00:45:16,840 --> 00:45:22,200
Speaker 1: I know what's funny, explained. What funny is that she's seventeen.

902
00:45:22,280 --> 00:45:25,040
Speaker 1: She doesn't have a man, she is a boy Yeah.

903
00:45:25,400 --> 00:45:27,959
Speaker 5: If someone's dating at seventeen, you really do will still

904
00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:30,840
Speaker 5: have a bit of a chance. Like that's probably not

905
00:45:30,920 --> 00:45:35,560
Speaker 5: gonna work out. Oh anyway, glass half full.

906
00:45:36,040 --> 00:45:39,279
Speaker 1: You're not serious about anybody, Your dick is still available.

907
00:45:39,840 --> 00:45:44,359
Speaker 5: That is also weird that there's like that many men

908
00:45:44,480 --> 00:45:46,799
Speaker 5: that are fans openly out there because it will seem

909
00:45:46,840 --> 00:45:50,160
Speaker 5: almost progressive, like, oh, men can be fans of female

910
00:45:50,200 --> 00:45:52,520
Speaker 5: pop stars here in America. If you do that, you're

911
00:45:52,600 --> 00:45:55,360
Speaker 5: just a little bitch, you're pussy blah blah blah. But

912
00:45:55,640 --> 00:45:57,560
Speaker 5: then it's like it's totally ruined because they're like, oh,

913
00:45:57,560 --> 00:45:59,200
Speaker 5: they're only fans because they thought they could fuck her.

914
00:45:59,239 --> 00:45:59,799
Speaker 5: Oh never.

915
00:46:01,040 --> 00:46:05,799
Speaker 1: You know what's funny. These are adults, Yeah, like going like, wait,

916
00:46:05,960 --> 00:46:09,040
Speaker 1: this seventeen year old has a boyfriend. She doesn't even

917
00:46:09,080 --> 00:46:13,400
Speaker 1: want to remotely stuck my dick, my dick. It's awesome.

918
00:46:13,960 --> 00:46:17,080
Speaker 5: I'm getting my I'm getting my forty five year old

919
00:46:17,160 --> 00:46:18,920
Speaker 5: ass out of here. Fuck that.

920
00:46:20,800 --> 00:46:23,799
Speaker 1: Seen year old boyfriend doesn't have what my forty five

921
00:46:23,920 --> 00:46:24,840
Speaker 1: year old dick can do.

922
00:46:25,280 --> 00:46:30,440
Speaker 5: I got an apartment and everything. She's tripping. I saw

923
00:46:30,520 --> 00:46:34,600
Speaker 5: this story and I actually like it. Cal Carly Fiorina,

924
00:46:34,800 --> 00:46:40,080
Speaker 5: who's a Republican presidential candidate. She tried to attend, or

925
00:46:40,160 --> 00:46:43,480
Speaker 5: she did attend the University of Iowa football game tailgate

926
00:46:43,600 --> 00:46:48,359
Speaker 5: rally on Saturday, and protesters showed up and they threw

927
00:46:48,440 --> 00:46:53,239
Speaker 5: condoms at her because she's against playing parenthood and they

928
00:46:53,280 --> 00:46:57,879
Speaker 5: are pro played parenthood. And why don't we have more

929
00:46:57,920 --> 00:47:01,640
Speaker 5: shit like this more often? I really do that the

930
00:47:01,800 --> 00:47:04,000
Speaker 5: people that are Democrats and the people that I typically

931
00:47:04,080 --> 00:47:08,920
Speaker 5: agree with could be as rude and likes surly as

932
00:47:09,080 --> 00:47:11,800
Speaker 5: the motherfuckers that I don't agree with, because you know,

933
00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:14,160
Speaker 5: like when you have like Kim Davis being like, I

934
00:47:14,200 --> 00:47:16,120
Speaker 5: ain't marrying no gay people. I know it's my job,

935
00:47:16,160 --> 00:47:18,680
Speaker 5: but fuck that shit. The lord said no, like people

936
00:47:18,840 --> 00:47:22,120
Speaker 5: just rally around her and it's like, okay, but if

937
00:47:22,200 --> 00:47:24,439
Speaker 5: that was you know, the opposite way, that person would

938
00:47:24,440 --> 00:47:27,239
Speaker 5: be getting death threas. People would be fucking like showing up,

939
00:47:27,680 --> 00:47:29,359
Speaker 5: I don't know, pouring blood on her house and spray

940
00:47:29,400 --> 00:47:32,080
Speaker 5: painting and shit. But it feels like all the biggest

941
00:47:32,120 --> 00:47:34,279
Speaker 5: being on one side also have all the guns and

942
00:47:34,360 --> 00:47:37,759
Speaker 5: all the like, you know, protest shit. I like the

943
00:47:37,880 --> 00:47:41,400
Speaker 5: idea of people being like yo, I like planned parenthood.

944
00:47:42,239 --> 00:47:44,000
Speaker 5: You guys are lying about them. You're trying to shut

945
00:47:44,040 --> 00:47:46,799
Speaker 5: them down. They You're saying all they do is abortions, which,

946
00:47:46,920 --> 00:47:48,400
Speaker 5: by the way, if that was all they did, that

947
00:47:48,400 --> 00:47:51,560
Speaker 5: would be fun. But you're saying all they do is abortions,

948
00:47:51,560 --> 00:47:53,960
Speaker 5: would and that's a lie. You know, to do prenatal care,

949
00:47:54,520 --> 00:48:02,040
Speaker 5: burke control pills, screenings for health and mammogram STD testing, uh,

950
00:48:02,360 --> 00:48:05,279
Speaker 5: preventative you know, like so much shit, right, And.

951
00:48:05,320 --> 00:48:07,480
Speaker 1: Then by the way, they do the things even if

952
00:48:07,560 --> 00:48:10,239
Speaker 1: you are upset with the people who go there, and

953
00:48:10,320 --> 00:48:12,120
Speaker 1: that means they're looking at the vaginas that you don't

954
00:48:12,120 --> 00:48:15,719
Speaker 1: want to be looking at writing down And also, Rod,

955
00:48:15,760 --> 00:48:18,400
Speaker 1: you convinced me from now on, I'm carrying twenty condoms,

956
00:48:18,480 --> 00:48:21,840
Speaker 1: just me, and I'm throwing that anybody who gives me bullshit, Yeah, I.

957
00:48:21,880 --> 00:48:23,680
Speaker 5: Think I'm in for this. I'm gonna go to Adam

958
00:48:23,680 --> 00:48:25,960
Speaker 5: and Eve and get some motherfucking condoms. Dog, I was

959
00:48:26,040 --> 00:48:28,239
Speaker 5: just time to it's time. It's time for us to

960
00:48:28,280 --> 00:48:31,040
Speaker 5: take a stand by the size right and then and

961
00:48:31,160 --> 00:48:33,320
Speaker 5: you know what, and if the condoms are thrown and

962
00:48:33,440 --> 00:48:35,399
Speaker 5: the person's like fuck you and the comums hit the ground,

963
00:48:35,640 --> 00:48:41,000
Speaker 5: that's still other people picking up condoms for sex. Right,

964
00:48:41,520 --> 00:48:43,759
Speaker 5: we win, no matter what we win. This is a

965
00:48:43,840 --> 00:48:47,840
Speaker 5: great plan. And yeah, I'm glad. Someone said, uh the

966
00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:51,440
Speaker 5: channer the protesters said had a chance that said, I

967
00:48:51,719 --> 00:48:54,640
Speaker 5: O w A, women's rights are here to stay.

968
00:48:58,280 --> 00:49:01,759
Speaker 1: A. Yeah, that's that's not cover.

969
00:49:02,040 --> 00:49:05,239
Speaker 5: Yeah, you know what, most progressive chance that happened that day.

970
00:49:05,239 --> 00:49:07,719
Speaker 5: I guarantee it. So you know I'm gonna grade it

971
00:49:07,760 --> 00:49:12,600
Speaker 5: on a curve. You're right, it's a drunk it's drunk

972
00:49:12,640 --> 00:49:15,880
Speaker 5: college students that I can't. I can see you. The

973
00:49:15,960 --> 00:49:17,360
Speaker 5: rest of this ship was like we raight.

974
00:49:17,239 --> 00:49:19,960
Speaker 2: Then you know condoms.

975
00:49:20,120 --> 00:49:25,640
Speaker 5: Yeah, let's go, bros. But yeah, women are watching and

976
00:49:25,800 --> 00:49:31,560
Speaker 5: we vote, said one woman. So I fucking support these

977
00:49:31,640 --> 00:49:35,239
Speaker 5: people and a good job out there. Uh now, if

978
00:49:35,239 --> 00:49:37,680
Speaker 5: you guys could just get the rest of them, let's

979
00:49:37,680 --> 00:49:38,719
Speaker 5: get them all, fuck them.

980
00:49:39,200 --> 00:49:42,279
Speaker 1: I mean I would love for our reproductive system to

981
00:49:42,440 --> 00:49:45,440
Speaker 1: just exchange bodies for just a minute. I would love, like,

982
00:49:45,560 --> 00:49:48,719
Speaker 1: for one year, only men could get pregnant. I want

983
00:49:48,760 --> 00:49:52,800
Speaker 1: to see how abortions go up so quickly. You know,

984
00:49:53,040 --> 00:49:55,960
Speaker 1: you know who the people are that are like kandoms

985
00:49:56,000 --> 00:49:58,680
Speaker 1: don't feel good. That's you, guys. We don't say that.

986
00:49:59,200 --> 00:50:02,800
Speaker 1: That's you, guys. And then when we get pregnant, you're like,

987
00:50:02,960 --> 00:50:05,560
Speaker 1: abortions are terrible, but I'm not going to take care

988
00:50:05,600 --> 00:50:08,200
Speaker 1: of this kid. Oh okay, I'll just be over here

989
00:50:08,400 --> 00:50:11,279
Speaker 1: doing everything. No, I'm going to this doctor and I'm

990
00:50:11,280 --> 00:50:11,960
Speaker 1: getting an abortion.

991
00:50:12,719 --> 00:50:16,520
Speaker 5: My favorite thing is, uh, you know the guys who

992
00:50:16,560 --> 00:50:19,120
Speaker 5: are like these bitches out here trying to trap men

993
00:50:19,640 --> 00:50:22,520
Speaker 5: and take all our money with these babies and shit

994
00:50:22,680 --> 00:50:27,560
Speaker 5: like that because you finished, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, those

995
00:50:27,560 --> 00:50:30,880
Speaker 5: are my favorite and Keith agrees, but they're my favorite

996
00:50:30,960 --> 00:50:35,200
Speaker 5: because if we could switch for like one day, I

997
00:50:35,239 --> 00:50:38,640
Speaker 5: would try to trap so many women. I want Serena's

998
00:50:38,760 --> 00:50:42,440
Speaker 5: kid over his kids, you know what I mean. Like

999
00:50:42,520 --> 00:50:45,520
Speaker 5: I'm Michelle Obama. If I could trap Michelle Obamina to

1000
00:50:45,600 --> 00:50:48,520
Speaker 5: having a baby with me, oh, I would.

1001
00:50:48,280 --> 00:50:51,040
Speaker 3: Be set for life and at least be prime Minister

1002
00:50:51,360 --> 00:50:51,799
Speaker 3: at least.

1003
00:50:52,520 --> 00:50:55,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's so funny. I'm gonna trap you by going

1004
00:50:55,360 --> 00:50:58,440
Speaker 1: through nine months of pregnancy and hoping you stick.

1005
00:50:58,239 --> 00:51:01,320
Speaker 5: Around, right at least get some of your money that

1006
00:51:01,360 --> 00:51:02,680
Speaker 5: I would have to fight you in court for it.

1007
00:51:02,719 --> 00:51:04,440
Speaker 5: Then you will pretend to won't have custody so that

1008
00:51:04,520 --> 00:51:05,600
Speaker 5: I won't get anything.

1009
00:51:05,400 --> 00:51:07,840
Speaker 1: Thanks, and then I'm gonna have to feed my baby

1010
00:51:07,920 --> 00:51:08,120
Speaker 1: with it.

1011
00:51:08,320 --> 00:51:12,160
Speaker 5: So yeah, yeah, people get so stingy about that shit.

1012
00:51:12,239 --> 00:51:13,960
Speaker 5: But it's like, you know, you would just put them

1013
00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:14,520
Speaker 5: candos on.

1014
00:51:15,920 --> 00:51:19,720
Speaker 1: I think that anyone who's about to vote against abortion

1015
00:51:20,320 --> 00:51:24,680
Speaker 1: should have to adopt a kid first. Oh yeah, it's

1016
00:51:24,760 --> 00:51:27,759
Speaker 1: like so many kids that are just available for you,

1017
00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:30,200
Speaker 1: and you have the money. If you're voting, you have

1018
00:51:30,360 --> 00:51:33,479
Speaker 1: money to be in that position. You have the money

1019
00:51:33,560 --> 00:51:36,640
Speaker 1: to save ten kids and have nannies take care of them.

1020
00:51:36,680 --> 00:51:38,560
Speaker 1: It's not even like you have to follow them around

1021
00:51:38,640 --> 00:51:41,360
Speaker 1: and watch if they're going to die or not. But no,

1022
00:51:42,040 --> 00:51:43,319
Speaker 1: you want me to have a kid.

1023
00:51:43,960 --> 00:51:46,920
Speaker 5: I think that all the time. But the one flaw

1024
00:51:47,000 --> 00:51:50,359
Speaker 5: in my plan of making people that disagree with shit

1025
00:51:50,600 --> 00:51:53,200
Speaker 5: like adopt these kids. Then they get raised by these assholes,

1026
00:51:54,200 --> 00:51:56,200
Speaker 5: Like it's like they fuck up these kids because like

1027
00:51:56,239 --> 00:51:58,120
Speaker 5: I'll do that sometimes when I'm like, you know what,

1028
00:51:58,480 --> 00:52:01,200
Speaker 5: it would be cool if racist people had to have

1029
00:52:01,400 --> 00:52:04,399
Speaker 5: black family members, because then they would understand that we're

1030
00:52:04,440 --> 00:52:06,080
Speaker 5: all one and you don't need to be like that.

1031
00:52:06,200 --> 00:52:07,960
Speaker 5: Then I'm like, oh no, they would just probably treat

1032
00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:10,080
Speaker 5: the kid really fucked up and raising.

1033
00:52:10,600 --> 00:52:12,879
Speaker 1: But they will stop asking to touch your hair.

1034
00:52:13,120 --> 00:52:16,120
Speaker 5: That is true. They have hair they can touch. That's good.

1035
00:52:17,120 --> 00:52:17,560
Speaker 3: That's true.

1036
00:52:17,560 --> 00:52:22,440
Speaker 4: We probably should quit saying these assholes need to adopt children.

1037
00:52:23,320 --> 00:52:26,200
Speaker 5: I don't want I don't want kids around these motherfuckers.

1038
00:52:26,600 --> 00:52:29,080
Speaker 3: You know, these people we hate, we should make them

1039
00:52:29,120 --> 00:52:29,600
Speaker 3: have kids.

1040
00:52:30,920 --> 00:52:35,719
Speaker 5: We should let them raise the next generation. Speaking of

1041
00:52:36,640 --> 00:52:40,000
Speaker 5: future problems, Japanese robot owners.

1042
00:52:40,160 --> 00:52:44,239
Speaker 3: Japanese and robots, who are you know what I'm saying,

1043
00:52:44,640 --> 00:52:47,520
Speaker 3: give me the start that I hate robots.

1044
00:52:48,480 --> 00:52:50,479
Speaker 5: Except for Mike Caplan. That one's cool.

1045
00:52:50,800 --> 00:52:52,399
Speaker 3: This I got my eye on them.

1046
00:52:54,840 --> 00:52:57,040
Speaker 5: I do feel like one of his philosophical rants is

1047
00:52:57,080 --> 00:52:59,239
Speaker 5: gonna end with him being like I finally figured out

1048
00:52:59,239 --> 00:53:01,759
Speaker 5: we need to get rid of him. You know, it's

1049
00:53:01,800 --> 00:53:03,600
Speaker 5: just a matter of time to the to the drugs.

1050
00:53:03,640 --> 00:53:07,759
Speaker 3: Take them there with wordplay. We're like, yes, like that

1051
00:53:07,920 --> 00:53:08,800
Speaker 3: is so funny.

1052
00:53:09,120 --> 00:53:13,399
Speaker 5: Wait a minute, he's gonna like one of his rants

1053
00:53:13,480 --> 00:53:16,479
Speaker 5: is just gonna end with zero there, one, one, zero, right.

1054
00:53:17,680 --> 00:53:18,640
Speaker 2: You hear shit down.

1055
00:53:20,320 --> 00:53:24,440
Speaker 5: Javanese robot owners are being reminded not to fuck their robots.

1056
00:53:25,719 --> 00:53:28,000
Speaker 2: Oh so they don't have a sex mode like humans.

1057
00:53:28,400 --> 00:53:30,360
Speaker 3: No, and get it?

1058
00:53:30,480 --> 00:53:33,000
Speaker 1: Why why why do I need to not fuck my robots?

1059
00:53:33,080 --> 00:53:36,759
Speaker 1: I don't understand. I'm serious, like, I own this right,

1060
00:53:36,760 --> 00:53:39,360
Speaker 1: it's not an actual human. It's funny that they like

1061
00:53:39,440 --> 00:53:42,600
Speaker 1: they don't say, like, you can't own people, you know,

1062
00:53:43,200 --> 00:53:47,120
Speaker 1: like minimum wage is still an issue and people are

1063
00:53:47,200 --> 00:53:50,680
Speaker 1: in poverty, but don't fucking robots, fucking robots, fucking robots

1064
00:53:51,440 --> 00:53:53,799
Speaker 1: enjoy that. It's blue bonnet over.

1065
00:53:54,360 --> 00:53:56,640
Speaker 5: Yes, see, this is how we end up in the

1066
00:53:56,760 --> 00:54:00,320
Speaker 5: robot apocalypse, right, I've been thinking about this ship like

1067
00:54:00,440 --> 00:54:02,719
Speaker 5: because and Key's keeping up with this. You got the

1068
00:54:02,960 --> 00:54:06,080
Speaker 5: you know, the robots in the military. The robots were

1069
00:54:06,120 --> 00:54:07,080
Speaker 5: teaching to lie.

1070
00:54:08,840 --> 00:54:11,759
Speaker 8: Robots to lie to try to see if they train

1071
00:54:11,840 --> 00:54:13,919
Speaker 8: the robots to see if they can trick a human.

1072
00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:16,080
Speaker 3: Big right, morons.

1073
00:54:16,400 --> 00:54:23,200
Speaker 2: Right, we have robots that we are teaching emotion, anger, jealousy.

1074
00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:26,759
Speaker 5: We have robots that I saw a robot that can

1075
00:54:26,840 --> 00:54:31,480
Speaker 5: sword fight better than the best martial artists like in Japan,

1076
00:54:31,560 --> 00:54:33,320
Speaker 5: they make they just like, what the fuck is the

1077
00:54:33,360 --> 00:54:36,040
Speaker 5: purpose of that robot? There's no, it's not like there's

1078
00:54:36,040 --> 00:54:39,399
Speaker 5: a ton of fucking sword fighter dudes going around. It's

1079
00:54:39,560 --> 00:54:41,759
Speaker 5: just like, let's just fucking be better than you at

1080
00:54:41,840 --> 00:54:46,960
Speaker 5: this ship too. So then like and and those are

1081
00:54:47,040 --> 00:54:50,440
Speaker 5: problems by themselves already, but now we want to put

1082
00:54:50,480 --> 00:54:53,560
Speaker 5: them in fast food and then we want to fuck them.

1083
00:54:53,800 --> 00:54:56,360
Speaker 5: Those are where people are the worst fucking people, Like

1084
00:54:57,080 --> 00:54:59,200
Speaker 5: we are going to do the ship that makes the

1085
00:54:59,280 --> 00:55:01,279
Speaker 5: robots realize they have to kill us when we start

1086
00:55:01,360 --> 00:55:03,759
Speaker 5: fucking them or start blaming them for our order being

1087
00:55:03,840 --> 00:55:05,360
Speaker 5: fucked up when they're a robot and they know they

1088
00:55:05,400 --> 00:55:07,400
Speaker 5: didn't fuck up the order because they're they're a robot,

1089
00:55:07,440 --> 00:55:11,120
Speaker 5: it's perfect, right, We're we're gonna be like, oh, where's

1090
00:55:11,160 --> 00:55:13,399
Speaker 5: my fucking catchup? But this is the rock You told

1091
00:55:13,480 --> 00:55:16,440
Speaker 5: me that not to play catch up. Fuck that I

1092
00:55:16,480 --> 00:55:22,000
Speaker 5: didn't say that. Yes, yeah, no, ketchup, no irons, that

1093
00:55:22,200 --> 00:55:24,600
Speaker 5: was you. That wasn't me. Fuck you, motherfucker. And it's

1094
00:55:24,600 --> 00:55:28,600
Speaker 5: gonna be like, okay, communicating with emotional killer robots. You know,

1095
00:55:29,080 --> 00:55:31,799
Speaker 5: I guarantee this is how we died fucking these motherfuckers

1096
00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:33,919
Speaker 5: and and all that shit.

1097
00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:35,680
Speaker 2: And we're gonna start at a fast food restaurant.

1098
00:55:35,719 --> 00:55:38,680
Speaker 5: I guarantee you, like, you're probably fucking a robot because

1099
00:55:38,719 --> 00:55:42,440
Speaker 5: the person you're fucking doesn't like fucking you anymore. You

1100
00:55:42,560 --> 00:55:43,040
Speaker 5: pissed them.

1101
00:55:43,320 --> 00:55:46,520
Speaker 1: You're like, how many warnings are they going, Hey, don't

1102
00:55:46,560 --> 00:55:48,920
Speaker 1: fuck people who are not consenting it?

1103
00:55:50,239 --> 00:55:52,640
Speaker 5: Right, Yeah, that's true. We can't even get that one.

1104
00:55:52,760 --> 00:55:56,799
Speaker 1: People to not fuck their robots. Do you know how

1105
00:55:57,040 --> 00:56:00,640
Speaker 1: many meetings had to come up with that. It wasn't

1106
00:56:00,760 --> 00:56:03,520
Speaker 1: like some guy in office that, you know what I

1107
00:56:03,560 --> 00:56:06,200
Speaker 1: think I should do today remind people to not fuck

1108
00:56:06,239 --> 00:56:09,560
Speaker 1: their robots. No, they were like, dude, we gotta get

1109
00:56:09,560 --> 00:56:12,640
Speaker 1: together seven am this morning. Everybody come a little early.

1110
00:56:12,800 --> 00:56:14,719
Speaker 1: We'll have bagels for you guys, But we got to

1111
00:56:14,760 --> 00:56:19,359
Speaker 1: talk about this fucking robots problem. What should be our campaign? Hey,

1112
00:56:19,840 --> 00:56:22,800
Speaker 1: get the get the graphics design guys. You've got to

1113
00:56:22,840 --> 00:56:25,080
Speaker 1: put up something that people could relate to so make

1114
00:56:25,160 --> 00:56:28,560
Speaker 1: them want to not fuck their robots. Money is being spent,

1115
00:56:29,120 --> 00:56:32,680
Speaker 1: time is being spent, and all to go. Hey, guys,

1116
00:56:33,120 --> 00:56:35,760
Speaker 1: friendly reminder, stop sucking your robots.

1117
00:56:36,600 --> 00:56:36,759
Speaker 2: Right.

1118
00:56:37,320 --> 00:56:40,319
Speaker 5: It's like a conference calling shit, it has it has

1119
00:56:40,400 --> 00:56:40,520
Speaker 5: to be.

1120
00:56:40,600 --> 00:56:43,319
Speaker 6: It could and could you imagine the robots that got

1121
00:56:43,440 --> 00:56:46,480
Speaker 6: returned because somebody had done fucked it all wrong or

1122
00:56:47,440 --> 00:56:49,360
Speaker 6: oil got sperm clogged.

1123
00:56:49,040 --> 00:56:51,640
Speaker 2: Up in it and it it mofunctioned. And I was like, fuck,

1124
00:56:51,719 --> 00:56:54,080
Speaker 2: this is the fifth robot this week, This full of

1125
00:56:54,160 --> 00:56:58,240
Speaker 2: goddamn colum. That's it calling me in, get the guys together.

1126
00:56:58,560 --> 00:57:01,120
Speaker 2: But it's midnight. I'll give a fuck tied fucking up

1127
00:57:01,160 --> 00:57:01,680
Speaker 2: our product.

1128
00:57:01,920 --> 00:57:05,120
Speaker 5: You know how when you get stuff mail to you

1129
00:57:05,480 --> 00:57:08,080
Speaker 5: and it has that little package in there that absorbs

1130
00:57:08,160 --> 00:57:11,839
Speaker 5: all the moisture and it's like, don't eat this, you'll die, yes,

1131
00:57:12,480 --> 00:57:14,719
Speaker 5: And that's that that warner's on there and someone ate

1132
00:57:14,800 --> 00:57:15,160
Speaker 5: that ship.

1133
00:57:15,440 --> 00:57:15,920
Speaker 2: It died.

1134
00:57:16,040 --> 00:57:19,320
Speaker 5: Yeah, So that means like someone fucked the robot and

1135
00:57:19,400 --> 00:57:23,440
Speaker 5: it's probably already killed somebody. Like there's like they probably

1136
00:57:23,480 --> 00:57:25,480
Speaker 5: are like it's probably like when you do a recall

1137
00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:28,640
Speaker 5: of the breaks on a Toyota, because like six people

1138
00:57:28,720 --> 00:57:30,480
Speaker 5: are dead because of the break.

1139
00:57:30,680 --> 00:57:33,360
Speaker 1: You know why, because people are lazy and they need

1140
00:57:33,440 --> 00:57:35,360
Speaker 1: to be on the bottom for sex all the time.

1141
00:57:35,880 --> 00:57:38,960
Speaker 1: And they're acting like their robots are gonna be like amazed,

1142
00:57:39,000 --> 00:57:41,720
Speaker 1: so they're they're propping the robot on top of them

1143
00:57:41,800 --> 00:57:43,440
Speaker 1: and they're like, oh, this feels so good, and then

1144
00:57:43,440 --> 00:57:45,840
Speaker 1: when it feels good, they let go when the robot

1145
00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:49,200
Speaker 1: drops them. And by the way, what part of the

1146
00:57:49,360 --> 00:57:52,760
Speaker 1: robot are you fucking right? If you added parts that

1147
00:57:52,880 --> 00:57:55,120
Speaker 1: I can fuck and then you're telling me not to fuck,

1148
00:57:55,640 --> 00:57:56,360
Speaker 1: you're fucked up.

1149
00:57:56,560 --> 00:57:58,880
Speaker 5: I've seen If this is a on the article, if

1150
00:57:58,920 --> 00:58:01,360
Speaker 5: this is a picture of the fun robot, then I

1151
00:58:01,400 --> 00:58:02,960
Speaker 5: don't know how you're fucking this thing. I'll put it

1152
00:58:03,000 --> 00:58:03,920
Speaker 5: in the skype chat it.

1153
00:58:04,000 --> 00:58:05,440
Speaker 2: It doesn't look soft at all.

1154
00:58:06,000 --> 00:58:10,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, what was he wearing? Because if the robot's wearing

1155
00:58:10,680 --> 00:58:13,000
Speaker 1: like some little skirt, I don't know how to not

1156
00:58:13,280 --> 00:58:13,640
Speaker 1: fuck it.

1157
00:58:14,240 --> 00:58:17,360
Speaker 5: The robot got drunk at a party and it totally

1158
00:58:17,560 --> 00:58:18,240
Speaker 5: was begging for it.

1159
00:58:18,440 --> 00:58:21,720
Speaker 3: So right on the robot, I'm looking at the robot.

1160
00:58:21,760 --> 00:58:22,200
Speaker 3: I fuck it.

1161
00:58:25,600 --> 00:58:27,800
Speaker 5: And that's why we can't have these things right.

1162
00:58:27,880 --> 00:58:29,720
Speaker 3: It's not fair, right, that's a trapman.

1163
00:58:32,080 --> 00:58:35,160
Speaker 1: Now, if I get the robot pregnant, am I allowed

1164
00:58:35,200 --> 00:58:36,000
Speaker 1: to get an abortion?

1165
00:58:36,640 --> 00:58:36,760
Speaker 6: Mm?

1166
00:58:38,040 --> 00:58:44,640
Speaker 5: But that is a good point. It like iPhone comes

1167
00:58:44,640 --> 00:58:47,600
Speaker 5: out of it and shape like, oh shit, that's how.

1168
00:58:47,480 --> 00:58:50,560
Speaker 1: You make more memory cards. You know.

1169
00:58:50,680 --> 00:58:53,280
Speaker 4: People are just fucking different. Holes, though they're like, sure,

1170
00:58:53,480 --> 00:58:56,800
Speaker 4: we gave you three holes on the side.

1171
00:58:58,400 --> 00:59:01,840
Speaker 5: The robot's name is Pepper, which is kind of like,

1172
00:59:02,120 --> 00:59:04,080
Speaker 5: you know a name that you name something to fuck.

1173
00:59:04,200 --> 00:59:06,840
Speaker 5: I mean, that is kind of fucked up. They could

1174
00:59:06,880 --> 00:59:08,960
Speaker 5: have named it something less sexy than that. That's like

1175
00:59:09,000 --> 00:59:18,000
Speaker 5: a stripper name. Here's your robot. Mystery helped. Yeah, you know,

1176
00:59:18,400 --> 00:59:21,200
Speaker 5: like I don't think uh yeah, naming it something sexy

1177
00:59:21,320 --> 00:59:23,600
Speaker 5: like Destiny or something is just gonna get it fucked.

1178
00:59:25,040 --> 00:59:29,360
Speaker 5: But yeah, it says soft Bank said Lude acts could

1179
00:59:29,400 --> 00:59:32,680
Speaker 5: trigger punitive action, although exactly what kind of punishment offender's

1180
00:59:32,720 --> 00:59:35,360
Speaker 5: face and how anybody would ever find out was not

1181
00:59:35,480 --> 00:59:40,520
Speaker 5: made clear. And yet another great area. I bet when

1182
00:59:40,520 --> 00:59:43,800
Speaker 5: you click except on your robot licensing agreement, it probably

1183
00:59:43,880 --> 00:59:47,080
Speaker 5: does say like we will report data back to this

1184
00:59:47,280 --> 00:59:50,400
Speaker 5: robot fucking you, So if you fuck this robot, we're

1185
00:59:50,400 --> 00:59:51,640
Speaker 5: gonna know. So stop.

1186
00:59:52,280 --> 00:59:54,840
Speaker 3: I did that. I read the terms of service. You

1187
00:59:54,880 --> 00:59:55,840
Speaker 3: can't fuck your iPhone?

1188
00:59:56,440 --> 00:59:56,480
Speaker 1: What?

1189
00:59:56,920 --> 01:00:02,040
Speaker 5: Oh oh shit? Here don't well looks like I got

1190
01:00:02,160 --> 01:00:03,840
Speaker 5: to switch to the Galaxy tab after this.

1191
01:00:05,240 --> 01:00:06,000
Speaker 3: That was awkward.

1192
01:00:06,840 --> 01:00:06,960
Speaker 1: Uh.

1193
01:00:07,240 --> 01:00:10,480
Speaker 5: Kanye West has confirmed that he will have uh he's

1194
01:00:10,520 --> 01:00:12,240
Speaker 5: really gonna try to run for president in twenty twenty.

1195
01:00:12,320 --> 01:00:13,000
Speaker 5: It was not a joke.

1196
01:00:13,600 --> 01:00:16,880
Speaker 1: I think good good. I think that, like, you know,

1197
01:00:17,240 --> 01:00:20,200
Speaker 1: everyone's saying that Trump is so great because he does

1198
01:00:20,320 --> 01:00:22,919
Speaker 1: real talk. No, he just does racist talk. White people

1199
01:00:22,960 --> 01:00:27,440
Speaker 1: have been doing that forever. But Kanye, I think, obviously

1200
01:00:27,520 --> 01:00:29,760
Speaker 1: he's gonna say some crazy shit. He's gonna get in

1201
01:00:29,800 --> 01:00:32,200
Speaker 1: the media for crazy shit. But like, I don't know,

1202
01:00:32,320 --> 01:00:34,720
Speaker 1: he's no more qualified than any other motherfucker. Like I

1203
01:00:34,760 --> 01:00:37,640
Speaker 1: don't I don't understand who we're voting for anymore. So

1204
01:00:38,240 --> 01:00:40,400
Speaker 1: I don't know. Maybe Kanye will be on the side

1205
01:00:40,640 --> 01:00:43,280
Speaker 1: of like even as a rich person, he might be

1206
01:00:43,400 --> 01:00:47,840
Speaker 1: on the side of uh, people who are who don't

1207
01:00:47,960 --> 01:00:50,640
Speaker 1: have the chance, who don't have it financially, who don't

1208
01:00:50,720 --> 01:00:56,600
Speaker 1: have just any kind of opportunities that other people just

1209
01:00:56,680 --> 01:00:59,640
Speaker 1: have naturally they're just born into it. So I don't

1210
01:00:59,680 --> 01:01:02,680
Speaker 1: know what's the difference. Maybe he'll actually read proposals, maybe

1211
01:01:02,720 --> 01:01:06,080
Speaker 1: he'll actually you know, pay attention because he's new to

1212
01:01:06,960 --> 01:01:10,840
Speaker 1: the system, like internally, you know, sure, I'll vote for him.

1213
01:01:11,200 --> 01:01:14,200
Speaker 6: Yeah, I just want that twenty twenty presidential mixtape that

1214
01:01:14,320 --> 01:01:16,560
Speaker 6: he gonna That's all I'm here for.

1215
01:01:17,360 --> 01:01:20,880
Speaker 5: That's all I'm here for Yes, I want him to

1216
01:01:20,960 --> 01:01:22,520
Speaker 5: diss other candidates that would be.

1217
01:01:23,280 --> 01:01:24,120
Speaker 2: On a hot beat.

1218
01:01:24,240 --> 01:01:27,400
Speaker 6: Man, Oh my gosh, they'd be like, I never vote

1219
01:01:27,400 --> 01:01:29,960
Speaker 6: for him, but oh my gosh, the beats are everything.

1220
01:01:30,520 --> 01:01:32,480
Speaker 1: And that's when the candidates don't turn it around in

1221
01:01:32,560 --> 01:01:34,200
Speaker 1: two days, Like where's your rap?

1222
01:01:35,880 --> 01:01:36,120
Speaker 3: Really?

1223
01:01:36,200 --> 01:01:39,240
Speaker 5: You just gonna let Kanye's with that hot fire, Okay,

1224
01:01:39,800 --> 01:01:41,520
Speaker 5: why you won't be getting my vote?

1225
01:01:41,600 --> 01:01:41,960
Speaker 2: Hillary?

1226
01:01:42,960 --> 01:01:45,120
Speaker 6: He gonna come out like wrestling, you know how wrestlers

1227
01:01:45,200 --> 01:01:46,800
Speaker 6: come out and they had like their own music. Like

1228
01:01:46,880 --> 01:01:48,760
Speaker 6: every time he walks out, he gonna put his hands

1229
01:01:48,840 --> 01:01:50,080
Speaker 6: up and he gonna make them.

1230
01:01:50,000 --> 01:01:50,600
Speaker 2: Play his music.

1231
01:01:50,680 --> 01:01:53,040
Speaker 5: You know, his presidential suits will have a jacket but

1232
01:01:53,200 --> 01:01:56,200
Speaker 5: no undershirt. It's just gonna be like ah chest hair,

1233
01:01:56,440 --> 01:01:58,760
Speaker 5: you know what I mean. Oh, anyway, I would not

1234
01:01:58,880 --> 01:02:00,840
Speaker 5: vote for this nigga. This is crazy, Like what is

1235
01:02:00,920 --> 01:02:04,640
Speaker 5: going on with the country, Like Trump is the peak

1236
01:02:04,840 --> 01:02:08,720
Speaker 5: of crazy that I've ever seen. Where I feel like

1237
01:02:09,320 --> 01:02:12,200
Speaker 5: if you're not one of the affected classes of the

1238
01:02:12,200 --> 01:02:14,360
Speaker 5: people he's talking about, where like you can kind of

1239
01:02:14,400 --> 01:02:17,160
Speaker 5: get to enjoy it, but then like I don't get

1240
01:02:17,200 --> 01:02:19,000
Speaker 5: to enjoy it because I know he's racist, you know

1241
01:02:19,000 --> 01:02:21,560
Speaker 5: what I mean, Like like and not just against Mexicans,

1242
01:02:21,760 --> 01:02:25,200
Speaker 5: like black people too, but like if he was like yeah,

1243
01:02:25,280 --> 01:02:27,920
Speaker 5: so like I wish I could kind of fully like

1244
01:02:28,320 --> 01:02:30,280
Speaker 5: separate myself from it and be like fuck it, let

1245
01:02:30,360 --> 01:02:32,240
Speaker 5: him win. But then I'm like, I don't know what

1246
01:02:32,320 --> 01:02:35,160
Speaker 5: this motherfucker would do if he's run. You know what

1247
01:02:35,200 --> 01:02:36,600
Speaker 5: I'm saying. It's kind of scary to me.

1248
01:02:37,320 --> 01:02:40,040
Speaker 1: Oh, we know what he'll do, they'll be no Mexican.

1249
01:02:41,480 --> 01:02:44,840
Speaker 1: But I think it's funny that people can separate, like, oh,

1250
01:02:44,920 --> 01:02:47,680
Speaker 1: he's not talking about me, He's absolutely talking about you.

1251
01:02:47,920 --> 01:02:50,760
Speaker 1: The way that you get your food is through Mexicans

1252
01:02:52,320 --> 01:02:55,440
Speaker 1: in this and they're treated like shit and they're paid nothing,

1253
01:02:55,800 --> 01:02:58,680
Speaker 1: and they're still called illegal, and you're still saying that

1254
01:02:58,800 --> 01:03:02,000
Speaker 1: they take our jobs, the job that nobody wants because

1255
01:03:02,000 --> 01:03:05,800
Speaker 1: they're getting paid pennies, the jobs that they're fighting for

1256
01:03:06,040 --> 01:03:09,360
Speaker 1: to literally get paid one more penny an hour. Right,

1257
01:03:09,680 --> 01:03:12,400
Speaker 1: That's who we're mad at. That's who you're mad at

1258
01:03:12,400 --> 01:03:16,040
Speaker 1: because they're crossing some arbitrary border to live in some

1259
01:03:16,360 --> 01:03:19,479
Speaker 1: cot in somewhere where you don't even want to visit,

1260
01:03:19,960 --> 01:03:24,320
Speaker 1: let alone, like that's your life. That's who we're mad at. Yeah,

1261
01:03:24,360 --> 01:03:26,680
Speaker 1: and you know what taking people in this country who

1262
01:03:26,760 --> 01:03:29,600
Speaker 1: make the best fucking food. That's who you're mad at.

1263
01:03:29,680 --> 01:03:32,760
Speaker 1: That's who you're kicking out of the country. Please everyone

1264
01:03:32,840 --> 01:03:34,560
Speaker 1: hug a Mexican today. This is ridiculous.

1265
01:03:36,040 --> 01:03:38,560
Speaker 5: You know what's the funniest part about that to me

1266
01:03:39,000 --> 01:03:43,480
Speaker 5: is like Americans are mad. Some Americans. I'm mad. We

1267
01:03:43,640 --> 01:03:47,479
Speaker 5: have a documented people here. But then if you really

1268
01:03:47,560 --> 01:03:52,040
Speaker 5: put the real cost of like making an American get

1269
01:03:52,160 --> 01:03:55,120
Speaker 5: the cotton to make your socks and then you have

1270
01:03:55,240 --> 01:03:57,840
Speaker 5: to buy those socks, you'd be like, bring them back,

1271
01:03:58,320 --> 01:04:01,000
Speaker 5: matter of fact, bring back slavery, Like, how can we

1272
01:04:01,120 --> 01:04:04,240
Speaker 5: get this down to like six dollars a pack? Because

1273
01:04:04,280 --> 01:04:08,160
Speaker 5: these motherfucking forty seven dollars cotton socks is too much

1274
01:04:08,280 --> 01:04:08,960
Speaker 5: for teen.

1275
01:04:10,600 --> 01:04:10,720
Speaker 3: Right?

1276
01:04:10,920 --> 01:04:14,240
Speaker 1: Oh god, I don't even know where to begin with

1277
01:04:14,360 --> 01:04:18,640
Speaker 1: this shit. It's like they're not documented, No bitch, you're

1278
01:04:18,760 --> 01:04:24,120
Speaker 1: not documented. You're using them everywhere and you know that

1279
01:04:24,160 --> 01:04:26,760
Speaker 1: they don't have the documentation because you didn't ask them

1280
01:04:26,880 --> 01:04:29,840
Speaker 1: for it. But you're not getting arrested and deported for

1281
01:04:30,040 --> 01:04:35,240
Speaker 1: using them. How come all these American businesses are not

1282
01:04:35,400 --> 01:04:38,439
Speaker 1: getting in trouble. That's where it is. You're the ones

1283
01:04:38,600 --> 01:04:41,280
Speaker 1: hiring them to do all this wonderful shit for you

1284
01:04:41,400 --> 01:04:43,920
Speaker 1: while you just sit there on your throne. And then

1285
01:04:44,160 --> 01:04:47,360
Speaker 1: they're getting in trouble for what asking for work that

1286
01:04:47,640 --> 01:04:51,080
Speaker 1: you America started that shit. You push them out of

1287
01:04:51,160 --> 01:04:55,080
Speaker 1: their own country, You destroyed the agriculture there. You push

1288
01:04:55,200 --> 01:04:58,320
Speaker 1: them into this country to take any piece of shit

1289
01:04:58,440 --> 01:05:01,400
Speaker 1: work to keep their family alive, and then you go.

1290
01:05:01,680 --> 01:05:02,800
Speaker 2: What are you doing here?

1291
01:05:04,160 --> 01:05:09,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's supposed to hire them? Okay, yeah, I do

1292
01:05:09,840 --> 01:05:10,000
Speaker 3: like that.

1293
01:05:10,120 --> 01:05:12,240
Speaker 5: Trump was like, yeah, he's amazing. Man. They got they

1294
01:05:12,480 --> 01:05:14,760
Speaker 5: fucking shit up. I don't like them. They illegal and

1295
01:05:14,840 --> 01:05:16,680
Speaker 5: they gotta go. And then people are like, so you

1296
01:05:16,800 --> 01:05:19,560
Speaker 5: know that construction crew that is working on that building

1297
01:05:19,600 --> 01:05:22,320
Speaker 5: you're making. Yeah, none of those people are documenting. He's like, oh,

1298
01:05:23,040 --> 01:05:25,240
Speaker 5: oh okay, well shit, I should have probably looked into

1299
01:05:25,280 --> 01:05:28,240
Speaker 5: that anyway. Get rid of them. Build a wall, make

1300
01:05:28,320 --> 01:05:28,840
Speaker 5: them build it.

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01:05:30,440 --> 01:05:32,120
Speaker 1: Yeah. I think they just want to like have a

1302
01:05:32,200 --> 01:05:36,800
Speaker 1: new reality show called like watch these people scale a wall? Yeah,

1303
01:05:38,600 --> 01:05:40,760
Speaker 1: why do you think this country is so great that

1304
01:05:40,880 --> 01:05:44,760
Speaker 1: somebody else can't live here? Let me knock on your door.

1305
01:05:45,400 --> 01:05:48,760
Speaker 1: Can I stay here? I'll pay rent, I'll work, I'll

1306
01:05:48,800 --> 01:05:51,760
Speaker 1: do the stuff that you're doing. I'll occupy the spaces

1307
01:05:51,800 --> 01:05:54,360
Speaker 1: that you're not I'll live in the spaces that you'll

1308
01:05:54,440 --> 01:05:57,880
Speaker 1: never consider. Oh my god, what are you doing here?

1309
01:05:58,320 --> 01:06:00,160
Speaker 5: Yeah, the other day we read an article.

1310
01:06:00,600 --> 01:06:01,120
Speaker 2: R sv P.

1311
01:06:01,520 --> 01:06:04,280
Speaker 1: I don't remember that. I don't remember that.

1312
01:06:04,840 --> 01:06:07,240
Speaker 5: The other day we had there was an article where

1313
01:06:07,400 --> 01:06:11,280
Speaker 5: a woman went to get like her annual physical or whatever,

1314
01:06:12,440 --> 01:06:15,120
Speaker 5: and they called the police because they were like, she

1315
01:06:15,240 --> 01:06:17,400
Speaker 5: gave a fake idea and we knew she was undocumented.

1316
01:06:17,960 --> 01:06:20,360
Speaker 5: Fuck you, right, Like, what kind of shit is this?

1317
01:06:21,080 --> 01:06:21,440
Speaker 5: Fuck you?

1318
01:06:22,120 --> 01:06:26,200
Speaker 1: Fuck you? You in position to actually look at someone

1319
01:06:26,320 --> 01:06:29,640
Speaker 1: and tell them what's going on in their body, and

1320
01:06:29,840 --> 01:06:32,560
Speaker 1: you literally take ten minutes to do it. A piece

1321
01:06:32,600 --> 01:06:35,480
Speaker 1: of shit. You call the cops on a human being

1322
01:06:35,520 --> 01:06:39,800
Speaker 1: who's now going to jail for wanting to get checked on.

1323
01:06:40,440 --> 01:06:42,520
Speaker 1: What do you think happens in jail? You think the

1324
01:06:42,560 --> 01:06:45,240
Speaker 1: world becomes a better place because you're locking these people up.

1325
01:06:45,600 --> 01:06:47,920
Speaker 1: What do you think happens when you put someone who

1326
01:06:48,160 --> 01:06:52,040
Speaker 1: just doesn't have the right documentment that You're like, your

1327
01:06:52,160 --> 01:06:55,560
Speaker 1: licenses get suspended every other minute and you're driving around

1328
01:06:55,640 --> 01:06:58,680
Speaker 1: with that. You don't think everybody's doing that. You don't

1329
01:06:58,720 --> 01:06:59,880
Speaker 1: think it's like a pain in the ass for you

1330
01:07:00,080 --> 01:07:02,480
Speaker 1: to go to the DMV. But you understand that when

1331
01:07:02,520 --> 01:07:04,840
Speaker 1: you get pulled over, the CoP's not going to think

1332
01:07:04,880 --> 01:07:08,120
Speaker 1: that you're like on your way to something terrible. They're

1333
01:07:08,160 --> 01:07:10,280
Speaker 1: just gonna think you didn't have a chance to go

1334
01:07:10,400 --> 01:07:15,000
Speaker 1: to the goddamn DMV with all this bureaucracy bullshit, and

1335
01:07:15,080 --> 01:07:18,720
Speaker 1: that you have to pay to get an ID, right,

1336
01:07:18,840 --> 01:07:22,040
Speaker 1: so you didn't have a chance or the money at

1337
01:07:22,080 --> 01:07:25,960
Speaker 1: the moment. But you're okay, you're right. You were born

1338
01:07:26,000 --> 01:07:28,240
Speaker 1: in this country, right, send send them.

1339
01:07:28,200 --> 01:07:31,160
Speaker 5: Home apparently, and like she had a kid and stuff

1340
01:07:31,280 --> 01:07:33,640
Speaker 5: there that were waiting in the room, like waiting room

1341
01:07:33,720 --> 01:07:37,440
Speaker 5: for so like that kid is legally here because if

1342
01:07:37,440 --> 01:07:40,280
Speaker 5: you're born in America, you're you know, you stay American.

1343
01:07:40,480 --> 01:07:42,360
Speaker 5: So now you split up her family, you know what

1344
01:07:42,440 --> 01:07:44,800
Speaker 5: I mean. And this is just and not to mention that,

1345
01:07:45,160 --> 01:07:46,920
Speaker 5: you know, I thought there was like a doctor patient

1346
01:07:47,000 --> 01:07:51,200
Speaker 5: confidentiality agreement there. Yeah, maybe I was wrong, but apparently

1347
01:07:51,360 --> 01:07:53,400
Speaker 5: it doesn't matter if you're brown, So fuck that you're

1348
01:07:53,440 --> 01:07:56,000
Speaker 5: out of this country. Like it's just so crazy, But

1349
01:07:56,160 --> 01:07:58,800
Speaker 5: then it's so weird that you know, a story like

1350
01:07:58,880 --> 01:08:02,520
Speaker 5: that humanizes it and then you watch like the debates

1351
01:08:02,640 --> 01:08:05,080
Speaker 5: or the news that the clips from the debates and stuff,

1352
01:08:05,080 --> 01:08:07,800
Speaker 5: and the candidates are just talking to these big astract

1353
01:08:07,840 --> 01:08:10,520
Speaker 5: turns like these like all these people are just monsters

1354
01:08:10,560 --> 01:08:13,120
Speaker 5: here to steal your shit. And it's like, no, these

1355
01:08:13,160 --> 01:08:15,160
Speaker 5: are human beings, and you're sucking up their lives and

1356
01:08:15,200 --> 01:08:17,000
Speaker 5: their families over this bullshit now.

1357
01:08:17,000 --> 01:08:20,519
Speaker 1: And talking about stealing your shit. You'll fucking beat someone

1358
01:08:20,600 --> 01:08:23,800
Speaker 1: up for their race. You'll automatically think that they're a

1359
01:08:23,880 --> 01:08:26,160
Speaker 1: terrible human being because they have more melanin than you.

1360
01:08:26,600 --> 01:08:29,120
Speaker 1: And then you go and you say.

1361
01:08:28,960 --> 01:08:32,280
Speaker 7: Words like chilling and yo, and like yeah, you know

1362
01:08:32,320 --> 01:08:35,320
Speaker 7: what I mean, and it's like they're such terrible people,

1363
01:08:35,479 --> 01:08:38,760
Speaker 7: but you adopt the stuff that they created that you

1364
01:08:39,840 --> 01:08:42,040
Speaker 7: obviously think is the coolest shit.

1365
01:08:41,920 --> 01:08:45,679
Speaker 1: In the world. Because when somebody thinks you're down, whatever

1366
01:08:45,800 --> 01:08:48,600
Speaker 1: that means to you, you think you're the best. But

1367
01:08:48,800 --> 01:08:52,200
Speaker 1: how come where do you think you got that from? Yeah?

1368
01:08:52,680 --> 01:08:55,360
Speaker 1: Where do you think you're picking up all the coolest

1369
01:08:55,400 --> 01:08:58,640
Speaker 1: shit in the world? Why are you emulating someone you

1370
01:08:58,760 --> 01:09:01,880
Speaker 1: hate so goddamn much? What the fuck is going on?

1371
01:09:02,880 --> 01:09:05,519
Speaker 5: The bringing for a circle? They get it from Kanye West,

1372
01:09:05,840 --> 01:09:09,760
Speaker 5: who says I didn't He says I didn't approach that

1373
01:09:10,080 --> 01:09:12,240
Speaker 5: because because they asked him, like, are you really gonna

1374
01:09:12,280 --> 01:09:14,840
Speaker 5: run president? He said, oh, definitely. I didn't approach that

1375
01:09:14,920 --> 01:09:17,840
Speaker 5: because I thought it would be fun. It wasn't like, oh,

1376
01:09:17,960 --> 01:09:20,479
Speaker 5: let's go round some jet skis in Hawaii, the thirty

1377
01:09:20,520 --> 01:09:23,879
Speaker 5: eight year old producer to the magazine, No, the exact opposite.

1378
01:09:23,960 --> 01:09:26,280
Speaker 5: I sit in clubs and I'm like, wow, i got

1379
01:09:26,400 --> 01:09:28,680
Speaker 5: five years before I go and run for office, and

1380
01:09:28,800 --> 01:09:30,880
Speaker 5: I've got a lot of research to do. I got

1381
01:09:30,920 --> 01:09:32,040
Speaker 5: a lot of growing up to do.

1382
01:09:33,960 --> 01:09:35,800
Speaker 1: You really wouldn't vote Rahim, No?

1383
01:09:35,880 --> 01:09:36,479
Speaker 5: I wouldn't vote.

1384
01:09:36,600 --> 01:09:36,640
Speaker 1: No.

1385
01:09:36,760 --> 01:09:38,799
Speaker 5: I mean, well, honestly, I need to see his platform.

1386
01:09:38,920 --> 01:09:43,360
Speaker 5: Let's be honest, Like is he running a Democratic Republican?

1387
01:09:43,760 --> 01:09:46,240
Speaker 5: You know, like what are his stances on the issues?

1388
01:09:46,640 --> 01:09:48,280
Speaker 5: I would like to see that. I wouldn't vote for

1389
01:09:48,400 --> 01:09:50,800
Speaker 5: him just on some like he's Kanye West, because like,

1390
01:09:51,560 --> 01:09:55,120
Speaker 5: while I like Kanye's music, that motherfucker is crazy man.

1391
01:09:55,200 --> 01:09:58,240
Speaker 5: He said some crazy shit sometimes while I'm like, you know,

1392
01:09:58,360 --> 01:10:01,639
Speaker 5: I appreciate the passion, but damn, Kanye, like you couldn't

1393
01:10:01,640 --> 01:10:02,760
Speaker 5: have held that back a little bit.

1394
01:10:03,000 --> 01:10:05,519
Speaker 1: And I don't want though, like what really tricks you up?

1395
01:10:05,520 --> 01:10:07,760
Speaker 1: Because I don't know all the shit he says. You know,

1396
01:10:07,880 --> 01:10:11,960
Speaker 1: I just think, like I think sometimes he says things

1397
01:10:12,040 --> 01:10:14,880
Speaker 1: and the context he misses out on the context that

1398
01:10:14,960 --> 01:10:17,360
Speaker 1: we were supposed to be in on before that, you know.

1399
01:10:17,720 --> 01:10:20,680
Speaker 1: But what's like, like, uh, you know, like.

1400
01:10:20,760 --> 01:10:23,920
Speaker 5: When he talks about like he'll talk about racism when

1401
01:10:23,960 --> 01:10:27,519
Speaker 5: it comes to him specifically, like it's racist that I

1402
01:10:27,600 --> 01:10:29,840
Speaker 5: can't get into the fashion industry or something like that,

1403
01:10:30,520 --> 01:10:32,880
Speaker 5: but then in like the broader context, he's like, everybody

1404
01:10:32,920 --> 01:10:35,200
Speaker 5: just need to get over racism. I'm like, what motherfucker

1405
01:10:35,280 --> 01:10:38,679
Speaker 5: you were just saying a week ago that shit was racism.

1406
01:10:38,760 --> 01:10:40,360
Speaker 5: We need to have your back. And then it's like

1407
01:10:40,760 --> 01:10:42,320
Speaker 5: he was like, yeah, but this is some other shit

1408
01:10:42,400 --> 01:10:44,320
Speaker 5: that's about you, And I don't really you know, I

1409
01:10:44,439 --> 01:10:46,960
Speaker 5: just think y'all need to enlighten yourselves. So like he

1410
01:10:47,080 --> 01:10:49,840
Speaker 5: has his moments where I'm just like, oh, you like whatever.

1411
01:10:50,200 --> 01:10:50,479
Speaker 1: I think.

1412
01:10:50,560 --> 01:10:54,200
Speaker 5: Kanye is extremely astute when it comes to any issue

1413
01:10:54,800 --> 01:10:58,679
Speaker 5: involving himself specifically, like he can see all the angles,

1414
01:10:58,720 --> 01:11:01,320
Speaker 5: he can understand, he can even understand himself in those

1415
01:11:01,400 --> 01:11:04,800
Speaker 5: in that lightlight how people see him, Why is fucked up?

1416
01:11:05,240 --> 01:11:07,320
Speaker 5: All that shit? And then when you take himself out

1417
01:11:07,360 --> 01:11:09,519
Speaker 5: of it and you say, like Okay, here's another issue

1418
01:11:09,600 --> 01:11:12,240
Speaker 5: about other people that aren't you. He's just like, yeah,

1419
01:11:12,280 --> 01:11:13,640
Speaker 5: that shit, don't it don't matter to me?

1420
01:11:14,960 --> 01:11:18,760
Speaker 1: I see, think what about when you're in power? And now, like,

1421
01:11:20,800 --> 01:11:24,040
Speaker 1: do you think that his personality when he's in power

1422
01:11:24,160 --> 01:11:27,280
Speaker 1: will switch over to being just one hundred percent narcissistic

1423
01:11:27,760 --> 01:11:30,040
Speaker 1: or do you think that he's going to be like, well, shit,

1424
01:11:30,520 --> 01:11:34,559
Speaker 1: now here's another black president. Here's people who like really

1425
01:11:34,640 --> 01:11:40,200
Speaker 1: put me here, here's my contribution to actually changing this country.

1426
01:11:40,400 --> 01:11:41,400
Speaker 1: Do you think that'll set in?

1427
01:11:41,920 --> 01:11:44,680
Speaker 5: Noah, no, no, no, but I do like what but

1428
01:11:45,479 --> 01:11:50,439
Speaker 5: it would be it would be true equality if we

1429
01:11:50,560 --> 01:11:53,040
Speaker 5: did have a fucked up black president. That now that

1430
01:11:53,280 --> 01:11:56,080
Speaker 5: is interesting to me and that might get my vote,

1431
01:11:56,400 --> 01:11:59,840
Speaker 5: because like, having an excellent black president is not really progress,

1432
01:12:00,080 --> 01:12:02,400
Speaker 5: Like it's progress, but it's progressing in a way where

1433
01:12:02,439 --> 01:12:05,760
Speaker 5: it's like, Okay, here's a half black dude with a

1434
01:12:06,080 --> 01:12:11,360
Speaker 5: like an elite education, who you know, keeps his nose

1435
01:12:11,439 --> 01:12:14,400
Speaker 5: completely clean. There's no scandal or anything. It's gonna follow

1436
01:12:14,479 --> 01:12:17,680
Speaker 5: him out of office, like even you know, even if

1437
01:12:17,720 --> 01:12:20,080
Speaker 5: you disagree with shit, he's done and like he's still

1438
01:12:20,120 --> 01:12:22,120
Speaker 5: the president of the country. So I'm sure there's you know,

1439
01:12:22,200 --> 01:12:25,240
Speaker 5: obviously shit people don't like. But in general we're like, oh,

1440
01:12:25,320 --> 01:12:27,599
Speaker 5: this is like the cleanest black dude that's running out shit.

1441
01:12:28,479 --> 01:12:32,040
Speaker 5: That is that's not really equality. Equality would be like

1442
01:12:32,240 --> 01:12:35,840
Speaker 5: a George W. Bush of black people being the president

1443
01:12:35,880 --> 01:12:38,080
Speaker 5: of the United States, because then we'd be like, oh, yeah,

1444
01:12:38,120 --> 01:12:40,639
Speaker 5: that's what a regular ass black person look like when

1445
01:12:40,920 --> 01:12:43,400
Speaker 5: they got the office, Like that dude is terrible in

1446
01:12:43,520 --> 01:12:44,599
Speaker 5: his job, you know what I mean?

1447
01:12:44,760 --> 01:12:44,960
Speaker 3: Like that.

1448
01:12:46,120 --> 01:12:48,519
Speaker 5: Yeah, so if Kanye was just kind of like okay

1449
01:12:48,680 --> 01:12:51,160
Speaker 5: and president, maybe I would be okay with that. Maybe

1450
01:12:51,200 --> 01:12:54,560
Speaker 5: I would vote for an okay black president just so

1451
01:12:54,600 --> 01:12:56,920
Speaker 5: I could be like, okay, now we're it's all even now,

1452
01:12:57,080 --> 01:12:58,559
Speaker 5: like this is this makes sense.

1453
01:12:59,000 --> 01:12:59,559
Speaker 2: I feel like.

1454
01:12:59,640 --> 01:13:02,040
Speaker 1: White people got to fuck up the country now people.

1455
01:13:02,200 --> 01:13:05,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, like you know, I give every racist chance

1456
01:13:05,120 --> 01:13:05,960
Speaker 2: to fuck up the country.

1457
01:13:06,080 --> 01:13:09,960
Speaker 5: Yeah. True equality isn't like Volla Davis was in an Emmy,

1458
01:13:10,120 --> 01:13:12,680
Speaker 5: Like she won that Emmy because she's fucking excellent, but

1459
01:13:12,880 --> 01:13:15,000
Speaker 5: like the first black person that wins an Emmy where

1460
01:13:15,000 --> 01:13:18,280
Speaker 5: we're like, oh, that show fucking sucks, Like I don't

1461
01:13:18,280 --> 01:13:18,600
Speaker 5: even know.

1462
01:13:19,240 --> 01:13:22,080
Speaker 1: Right when they when they give accolades and awards for

1463
01:13:22,280 --> 01:13:25,040
Speaker 1: like you just had a good job.

1464
01:13:26,200 --> 01:13:28,640
Speaker 5: You just been in a lot of shit, Like, like

1465
01:13:28,760 --> 01:13:31,760
Speaker 5: I want to feel I want to feel embarrassment when

1466
01:13:31,800 --> 01:13:33,760
Speaker 5: a black person win something. I would like to have

1467
01:13:33,920 --> 01:13:36,320
Speaker 5: that feeling of like no, no, no, that black person

1468
01:13:36,360 --> 01:13:38,760
Speaker 5: should not have won that ship. I don't know what

1469
01:13:38,920 --> 01:13:42,200
Speaker 5: those people were thinking that day, but that album is terrible.

1470
01:13:42,320 --> 01:13:47,280
Speaker 1: You know. The opportunity to hate the person in power

1471
01:13:47,640 --> 01:13:49,320
Speaker 1: should be equal across the board.

1472
01:13:49,560 --> 01:13:52,920
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, I can't even like as fucked up as

1473
01:13:52,960 --> 01:13:56,439
Speaker 5: it is. Like Clarence Thomas on the Supreme Court is

1474
01:13:56,520 --> 01:13:59,920
Speaker 5: kind of true equality because he's fucking terrible and nobody like,

1475
01:14:00,280 --> 01:14:03,120
Speaker 5: like the only people that like him are racist white people,

1476
01:14:03,240 --> 01:14:06,080
Speaker 5: Like Black people are like that, dude's terrible, and liberal

1477
01:14:06,120 --> 01:14:09,040
Speaker 5: people are like that, dude's terrible. And that's probably closer

1478
01:14:09,080 --> 01:14:10,640
Speaker 5: to the equality than if we just had like a

1479
01:14:10,840 --> 01:14:13,720
Speaker 5: fucking excellent black justice you know what I mean.

1480
01:14:14,080 --> 01:14:15,439
Speaker 1: Because now he's in the boys club.

1481
01:14:15,920 --> 01:14:18,760
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, Like it sucks that it's that way, but

1482
01:14:19,000 --> 01:14:19,880
Speaker 5: that's kind of how it is.

1483
01:14:20,040 --> 01:14:20,200
Speaker 2: Man.

1484
01:14:20,640 --> 01:14:24,000
Speaker 1: I like to keep it quiet through this talk place.

1485
01:14:24,560 --> 01:14:25,200
Speaker 3: All right, So.

1486
01:14:27,960 --> 01:14:30,160
Speaker 5: Let's get back to something that I think Keith can

1487
01:14:30,240 --> 01:14:35,280
Speaker 5: relate to as a minister, and it's someone who has

1488
01:14:35,320 --> 01:14:36,240
Speaker 5: handed out communion.

1489
01:14:36,920 --> 01:14:39,200
Speaker 3: I have indeed, yes, less than all.

1490
01:14:40,439 --> 01:14:43,439
Speaker 5: Do you feel like the pope is trying to take

1491
01:14:43,479 --> 01:14:45,479
Speaker 5: y'all shine by going on tour right before Keith and

1492
01:14:45,520 --> 01:14:45,800
Speaker 5: a Girl?

1493
01:14:46,160 --> 01:14:46,760
Speaker 3: It wasn't.

1494
01:14:48,360 --> 01:14:51,439
Speaker 4: But this is more a West coast tour than an

1495
01:14:51,439 --> 01:14:54,080
Speaker 4: East coast tour. So it didn't bother me him being

1496
01:14:54,120 --> 01:14:54,639
Speaker 4: in New York.

1497
01:14:55,000 --> 01:14:57,519
Speaker 5: Okay, so you didn't, like you didn't change it to

1498
01:14:57,640 --> 01:14:59,599
Speaker 5: the West coast when you saw what he was trying

1499
01:14:59,600 --> 01:14:59,760
Speaker 5: to do.

1500
01:15:00,439 --> 01:15:06,000
Speaker 3: No, I think we playing thars first, probably because of us, right?

1501
01:15:06,400 --> 01:15:09,920
Speaker 5: Is it weird to you guys that people are like

1502
01:15:10,200 --> 01:15:13,160
Speaker 5: lining up to see him, Like I understand he's the

1503
01:15:13,240 --> 01:15:15,840
Speaker 5: most like popular pope because he's like really good at

1504
01:15:15,920 --> 01:15:19,200
Speaker 5: the pr of being pope. Like he's like gay people

1505
01:15:19,280 --> 01:15:21,840
Speaker 5: are cool, but you can't get married to leave my church?

1506
01:15:22,040 --> 01:15:26,000
Speaker 5: Oh shit, this mean cool pope. Like he's like he's

1507
01:15:26,080 --> 01:15:29,760
Speaker 5: really good at you know, uh oh women can't get abortions,

1508
01:15:29,840 --> 01:15:32,360
Speaker 5: but this year, yo, all, y'all accident free. You can

1509
01:15:32,360 --> 01:15:36,200
Speaker 5: get forgiven for abortion until December thirty. First thing back

1510
01:15:36,240 --> 01:15:39,040
Speaker 5: to hell. Like he's so good at that ship and

1511
01:15:39,320 --> 01:15:43,599
Speaker 5: everybody's I feel like everybody's like in like everyone's lining

1512
01:15:43,720 --> 01:15:45,600
Speaker 5: up and holding up their babies to be.

1513
01:15:45,720 --> 01:15:48,920
Speaker 1: Kissed, and like does health that he goes, oh.

1514
01:15:49,000 --> 01:15:59,280
Speaker 2: Ship, I'm the Pope. Yes, I've been dropped the mic.

1515
01:16:01,360 --> 01:16:03,519
Speaker 5: But yeah, there are people lining up from mouths. Did

1516
01:16:03,600 --> 01:16:05,720
Speaker 5: y'all see any of this in New York while you

1517
01:16:05,800 --> 01:16:08,000
Speaker 5: were out in the streets or is it just kind

1518
01:16:08,040 --> 01:16:10,519
Speaker 5: of like mainly in one area that you can awudin.

1519
01:16:10,680 --> 01:16:14,720
Speaker 1: I saw that trying to get an uber was fucked up.

1520
01:16:15,120 --> 01:16:18,080
Speaker 1: I saw that you tried to get any kind of

1521
01:16:18,160 --> 01:16:21,479
Speaker 1: cab and it was four times the amount that because

1522
01:16:21,520 --> 01:16:24,439
Speaker 1: they all capitalize on the fact that you're shutting down

1523
01:16:24,840 --> 01:16:28,200
Speaker 1: our whole goddamn city so someone could kiss your stupid ring.

1524
01:16:28,479 --> 01:16:31,360
Speaker 1: That costs way too much that you can actually save

1525
01:16:31,439 --> 01:16:34,960
Speaker 1: a couple of children's lives. But know why, you have

1526
01:16:35,080 --> 01:16:37,960
Speaker 1: to have a nice hat and nice robes and ridiculous

1527
01:16:37,960 --> 01:16:44,200
Speaker 1: outfits and limousines and all the security, and you're costing

1528
01:16:44,280 --> 01:16:46,800
Speaker 1: me a lot of money and just go do some

1529
01:16:47,040 --> 01:16:49,720
Speaker 1: magical shit and you're telling me that you speak to God.

1530
01:16:50,280 --> 01:16:50,519
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1531
01:16:51,800 --> 01:16:53,439
Speaker 5: And he was rolling in a prius and I saw

1532
01:16:53,520 --> 01:16:57,719
Speaker 5: people being like, look at him being so environmentally conscious.

1533
01:16:59,560 --> 01:17:01,519
Speaker 2: I was like, do you know that's probably the most dope,

1534
01:17:01,560 --> 01:17:03,400
Speaker 2: doubt prius you ever seen in your life.

1535
01:17:04,160 --> 01:17:07,120
Speaker 5: Press that Like, motherfucker got a ride on a helicopter

1536
01:17:07,400 --> 01:17:08,639
Speaker 5: from DC to New York.

1537
01:17:08,840 --> 01:17:11,360
Speaker 1: Like, Also, he didn't get here overseas.

1538
01:17:13,640 --> 01:17:16,360
Speaker 3: It's a private jet. And look I'm carrying my own luggage.

1539
01:17:16,520 --> 01:17:20,879
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's like, yeah, I actually rode across the Atlantic

1540
01:17:21,160 --> 01:17:23,559
Speaker 5: h a in a canoe. That's how I got here.

1541
01:17:23,640 --> 01:17:23,880
Speaker 3: Guys.

1542
01:17:23,960 --> 01:17:27,559
Speaker 5: I'm like, I saw, Yeah, I saw a picture where

1543
01:17:27,680 --> 01:17:31,160
Speaker 5: someone had like one of those prosperity gospel like those

1544
01:17:31,680 --> 01:17:35,080
Speaker 5: hustler preachers, you know, Like first of all, first of all,

1545
01:17:35,520 --> 01:17:37,479
Speaker 5: let me just say this meme I saw. It was

1546
01:17:38,360 --> 01:17:41,360
Speaker 5: entirely inaccurate and fucked up, but like all of them, right,

1547
01:17:41,640 --> 01:17:44,000
Speaker 5: it was actually a picture of Kanye West in a

1548
01:17:44,120 --> 01:17:46,640
Speaker 5: in a sports car. But they took that picture and

1549
01:17:46,720 --> 01:17:49,599
Speaker 5: they said it was like some pastor like Eddie Long

1550
01:17:49,760 --> 01:17:52,280
Speaker 5: or some shit, and it was like his car. And

1551
01:17:52,360 --> 01:17:54,760
Speaker 5: then they had the Pope in the Prius in the

1552
01:17:54,840 --> 01:17:57,000
Speaker 5: other side of the picture, and they were like, the

1553
01:17:57,120 --> 01:18:01,160
Speaker 5: Pope comes to American rising to Prius, Eddie Long has

1554
01:18:01,320 --> 01:18:03,960
Speaker 5: this type of car, and I was like, first of

1555
01:18:04,200 --> 01:18:07,720
Speaker 5: the Pope's vehicle as far as like not his car,

1556
01:18:07,840 --> 01:18:10,479
Speaker 5: but like the vehicle of the Catholic Church is so

1557
01:18:10,680 --> 01:18:14,560
Speaker 5: fucking huge, Like it's so everything there's about opulence. Like

1558
01:18:14,640 --> 01:18:17,599
Speaker 5: they got a city, man, they got a fucking city.

1559
01:18:17,960 --> 01:18:21,000
Speaker 5: That dude don't eat food unless somebody eat his food

1560
01:18:21,040 --> 01:18:23,920
Speaker 5: before he eats his food. That's crazy.

1561
01:18:24,320 --> 01:18:26,720
Speaker 1: That's how much he's loved. People want to kill him.

1562
01:18:27,160 --> 01:18:30,479
Speaker 5: Yes, he's that right, he has a bubble over his

1563
01:18:30,600 --> 01:18:32,200
Speaker 5: car and shit, But it was just.

1564
01:18:32,320 --> 01:18:34,800
Speaker 1: How much God loves him as a mere mortal could

1565
01:18:34,880 --> 01:18:35,439
Speaker 1: just kill.

1566
01:18:35,320 --> 01:18:38,360
Speaker 5: Him, right, Yeah, it is kind of fucked up to that,

1567
01:18:38,560 --> 01:18:42,400
Speaker 5: like he can't do miracles and shit, because yeah, it

1568
01:18:42,479 --> 01:18:46,599
Speaker 5: feels like with religion, all the people alive now are

1569
01:18:46,680 --> 01:18:48,559
Speaker 5: like the people that get to a party right after

1570
01:18:48,600 --> 01:18:49,599
Speaker 5: all the cool shit happened.

1571
01:18:50,439 --> 01:18:53,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, I speak to God, but your baby just died

1572
01:18:53,920 --> 01:18:55,960
Speaker 1: of right, okay, all right.

1573
01:18:56,880 --> 01:18:58,800
Speaker 5: It's like, oh man, you just missed it.

1574
01:18:58,880 --> 01:18:59,040
Speaker 7: Dog.

1575
01:18:59,120 --> 01:19:01,280
Speaker 5: We had a burning but and it was talking to everybody,

1576
01:19:01,360 --> 01:19:04,240
Speaker 5: and then like this other nigga walked on water and

1577
01:19:04,800 --> 01:19:07,439
Speaker 5: somebody turned water into one. You're like, cool, do some

1578
01:19:07,560 --> 01:19:09,280
Speaker 5: of that magical ship And they're like, oh, we don't

1579
01:19:09,320 --> 01:19:09,839
Speaker 5: do that anymore.

1580
01:19:10,479 --> 01:19:12,000
Speaker 2: Oh oh they come up and it's like, doll, we

1581
01:19:12,160 --> 01:19:15,960
Speaker 2: just had the dopest fish fry over doll. It was

1582
01:19:16,080 --> 01:19:16,639
Speaker 2: christ fry.

1583
01:19:16,760 --> 01:19:18,360
Speaker 5: And why for days?

1584
01:19:18,840 --> 01:19:19,040
Speaker 2: Man?

1585
01:19:19,200 --> 01:19:19,880
Speaker 5: For days?

1586
01:19:20,360 --> 01:19:21,880
Speaker 2: I took a carry out plate home.

1587
01:19:22,040 --> 01:19:24,960
Speaker 5: Dog, Jesus is making fish sandwiches with loads.

1588
01:19:24,640 --> 01:19:27,920
Speaker 6: Of bread and dy white bread and mustard doll and

1589
01:19:28,160 --> 01:19:30,679
Speaker 6: you got potato salad for the extra blessing?

1590
01:19:31,360 --> 01:19:31,720
Speaker 1: How much?

1591
01:19:32,000 --> 01:19:33,479
Speaker 5: How much fish did you guys at the bot of

1592
01:19:33,520 --> 01:19:38,479
Speaker 5: the party? Two fish, two fishes, and one loaf of bread. Dog,

1593
01:19:38,760 --> 01:19:41,479
Speaker 5: that's it. We fed a thousand people, but you just

1594
01:19:41,600 --> 01:19:43,280
Speaker 5: missed it. Man, you just man.

1595
01:19:43,479 --> 01:19:46,160
Speaker 1: But but I'm so hungry. Maybe God can just just

1596
01:19:46,280 --> 01:19:49,040
Speaker 1: give me one more fish, Dude.

1597
01:19:49,200 --> 01:19:55,160
Speaker 5: That's old ship. New shit is if you had an abustion,

1598
01:19:55,240 --> 01:19:59,160
Speaker 5: you get forgiven until December first. Okay, these are the

1599
01:19:59,240 --> 01:20:04,639
Speaker 5: new miracles. Uh, the new miracles suck. I want old

1600
01:20:04,720 --> 01:20:12,479
Speaker 5: miracles all right. Uh, let's get into our more silly segment.

1601
01:20:12,800 --> 01:20:14,760
Speaker 5: Let's talk about I feel like we fucked with black

1602
01:20:14,760 --> 01:20:16,800
Speaker 5: people enough. Okay, I feel like we did. Feel like

1603
01:20:16,840 --> 01:20:20,360
Speaker 5: we talked about some racial ship, so let's talk about

1604
01:20:20,720 --> 01:20:25,160
Speaker 5: Let's talk about these holes. Man. Baller alert. Uh. The

1605
01:20:25,280 --> 01:20:30,320
Speaker 5: baller alert segment is a segment where we talk about, uh,

1606
01:20:30,720 --> 01:20:34,120
Speaker 5: either women that have slept with athletes or famous people

1607
01:20:34,160 --> 01:20:36,920
Speaker 5: and want to tell us the story, yes, or they

1608
01:20:36,960 --> 01:20:40,200
Speaker 5: give advice. Sometimes I will play the intro song. It

1609
01:20:40,360 --> 01:20:41,800
Speaker 5: is long. If you want to get a drink it,

1610
01:20:41,960 --> 01:20:49,919
Speaker 5: it'll be about a minute. I'm looking for a talking

1611
01:20:49,920 --> 01:20:55,880
Speaker 5: about I'm gonna say I step out of the magazine

1612
01:20:56,439 --> 01:20:59,880
Speaker 5: State Fly and the head State and the Dukes, Fox

1613
01:21:00,439 --> 01:21:09,280
Speaker 5: and a head something five like got in here go

1614
01:21:09,439 --> 01:21:10,880
Speaker 5: twelve bll Gucci.

1615
01:21:10,640 --> 01:21:11,559
Speaker 2: Man, got nine car.

1616
01:21:11,760 --> 01:21:13,840
Speaker 5: We don't call him talking no on now, we call

1617
01:21:13,960 --> 01:21:16,000
Speaker 5: him five star, five star nigge.

1618
01:21:16,160 --> 01:21:19,160
Speaker 9: That's a five star click, that's a six forty five.

1619
01:21:19,280 --> 01:21:22,200
Speaker 9: That's that new l six hell bill, get a hell

1620
01:21:22,320 --> 01:21:24,600
Speaker 9: fix like even paying a rent and the way you

1621
01:21:24,720 --> 01:21:26,920
Speaker 9: give it tell me the best money I ever spend.

1622
01:21:27,479 --> 01:21:30,120
Speaker 5: I can't even lie. I'm so super high.

1623
01:21:30,600 --> 01:21:31,400
Speaker 2: Do not need up.

1624
01:21:31,439 --> 01:21:34,280
Speaker 5: We'll not keep up unless you a fly. Gucci Man

1625
01:21:34,400 --> 01:21:36,720
Speaker 5: a thug. Be your brother is a sub. See she

1626
01:21:36,840 --> 01:21:38,720
Speaker 5: love me now, she loves you not now all my

1627
01:21:38,840 --> 01:21:41,559
Speaker 5: bitches love me. If you win that land, that's all up,

1628
01:21:41,600 --> 01:21:44,200
Speaker 5: Gucci girl, that beat me. You can find a five

1629
01:21:44,280 --> 01:21:47,680
Speaker 5: star hotel. You can meet me five star mins. That's

1630
01:21:47,720 --> 01:21:48,639
Speaker 5: a five star.

1631
01:21:48,600 --> 01:21:51,519
Speaker 9: Bis, that's a five star now that's a five star.

1632
01:21:52,160 --> 01:21:55,000
Speaker 9: Get your credits, go beating them state.

1633
01:21:54,880 --> 01:21:57,920
Speaker 5: Flock, keep your juice bossed with in your head. Something

1634
01:21:58,040 --> 01:22:02,200
Speaker 5: fine out you a five star? Right, here are your choices,

1635
01:22:02,400 --> 01:22:06,080
Speaker 5: Keith and him? Do you have the money you have

1636
01:22:06,200 --> 01:22:10,559
Speaker 5: to collaborate between the two of you? All right? Number

1637
01:22:10,640 --> 01:22:15,760
Speaker 5: one recognizing the men who just want sex, which is

1638
01:22:15,840 --> 01:22:20,240
Speaker 5: blogged number one? Yes, number one? Alright, all right, so

1639
01:22:20,720 --> 01:22:24,360
Speaker 5: no need to go through the rest of the choices. Sorry,

1640
01:22:25,320 --> 01:22:27,080
Speaker 5: Oh okay, all right, well did you want to hear

1641
01:22:27,120 --> 01:22:27,840
Speaker 5: the other choice?

1642
01:22:27,960 --> 01:22:28,000
Speaker 2: Es?

1643
01:22:28,200 --> 01:22:28,439
Speaker 3: Okay?

1644
01:22:29,280 --> 01:22:32,559
Speaker 5: Marshawn lynch groupie tale. That is where women have sex

1645
01:22:32,640 --> 01:22:34,240
Speaker 5: with a famous person and then tell you about it.

1646
01:22:35,280 --> 01:22:39,080
Speaker 5: And also they leave comments in the chat section which

1647
01:22:39,439 --> 01:22:43,800
Speaker 5: are sometimes good common the rapper common oh slash actor

1648
01:22:43,880 --> 01:22:49,719
Speaker 5: common his sex, groupy tale, uh, groupye tales, trade songs

1649
01:22:50,120 --> 01:22:54,920
Speaker 5: and then in parentheses before the fame. Okay, so I

1650
01:22:55,080 --> 01:22:57,240
Speaker 5: know some of you guys like trade songs after the fame?

1651
01:22:57,880 --> 01:22:58,759
Speaker 5: Who is trade songs?

1652
01:22:58,840 --> 01:22:58,880
Speaker 6: So?

1653
01:22:59,120 --> 01:22:59,240
Speaker 7: Uh?

1654
01:23:00,680 --> 01:23:04,400
Speaker 5: Number five is groupy tails the game. The rapper of

1655
01:23:04,479 --> 01:23:08,960
Speaker 5: the game picks his groupies up at the Louis Vauton store. Uh.

1656
01:23:10,320 --> 01:23:13,280
Speaker 5: Which one would you guys like to hear? Collaborate that last.

1657
01:23:13,120 --> 01:23:19,599
Speaker 1: One sounds expensive. Wow, all these sounds of good, Keith,

1658
01:23:19,640 --> 01:23:20,160
Speaker 1: are you picking?

1659
01:23:20,800 --> 01:23:24,240
Speaker 4: I'm into Common because he lately he's been acting holier

1660
01:23:24,280 --> 01:23:24,759
Speaker 4: than Now.

1661
01:23:26,200 --> 01:23:28,479
Speaker 5: That's a good point. What about you him?

1662
01:23:28,520 --> 01:23:31,720
Speaker 1: Know what do you think I like to hear like

1663
01:23:32,000 --> 01:23:33,759
Speaker 1: before they were famous? Stuff?

1664
01:23:35,560 --> 01:23:35,760
Speaker 7: Yeah?

1665
01:23:36,680 --> 01:23:39,320
Speaker 5: All right, So all right, we got it's between three

1666
01:23:39,479 --> 01:23:41,400
Speaker 5: and four guys in the chat room. I'm gonna let

1667
01:23:41,439 --> 01:23:42,639
Speaker 5: the chat room decide.

1668
01:23:42,680 --> 01:23:45,120
Speaker 2: Okay, you got three between three and four guys.

1669
01:23:45,040 --> 01:23:54,000
Speaker 5: Common sex groupie Tale comment vote, so you are voting

1670
01:23:54,080 --> 01:24:00,559
Speaker 5: for comment. Okay, now I'll keep that between That did

1671
01:24:00,640 --> 01:24:03,320
Speaker 5: not happen. The rest of the world wouldn't even know

1672
01:24:03,439 --> 01:24:06,280
Speaker 5: about that. All right, Well we're gonna go with Keyston.

1673
01:24:06,479 --> 01:24:09,320
Speaker 5: All right, let's go to Commons Sex groupytail.

1674
01:24:09,720 --> 01:24:11,720
Speaker 1: The wait man wins again. I can't believe he just

1675
01:24:11,800 --> 01:24:12,080
Speaker 1: did that.

1676
01:24:14,760 --> 01:24:18,240
Speaker 5: Hey, you know what, it's like three million, seventy five

1677
01:24:18,360 --> 01:24:21,320
Speaker 5: to four right now. But we're coming up, going there,

1678
01:24:21,320 --> 01:24:23,360
Speaker 5: We're coming to the stretch running this thing and then

1679
01:24:23,360 --> 01:24:29,439
Speaker 5: we're gonna get them. We're gonna get them. Uh all right, Commons. Wow,

1680
01:24:29,520 --> 01:24:31,120
Speaker 5: this is an old and this is so old there's

1681
01:24:31,200 --> 01:24:33,120
Speaker 5: no intro. All right, so I don't even get to

1682
01:24:33,200 --> 01:24:37,800
Speaker 5: do my disclaimer? Yeah, no disclaimer all right. A few

1683
01:24:37,920 --> 01:24:40,639
Speaker 5: years back, I took a long needed trip to Chicago

1684
01:24:40,760 --> 01:24:43,679
Speaker 5: to visit my parents. It was a random fall afternoon

1685
01:24:43,720 --> 01:24:45,880
Speaker 5: when me and a few friends decided to eat at

1686
01:24:45,920 --> 01:24:49,160
Speaker 5: a little French style bestro. She said, a bstro with

1687
01:24:49,200 --> 01:24:51,120
Speaker 5: an L on the end. I don't think is that right?

1688
01:24:51,640 --> 01:24:52,680
Speaker 5: The hospital? I don't know.

1689
01:24:52,920 --> 01:24:53,479
Speaker 3: I don't think so.

1690
01:24:54,160 --> 01:24:57,160
Speaker 5: The restaurant was so crowded that we were forced to

1691
01:24:57,200 --> 01:25:00,679
Speaker 5: wait almost an hour for the next available table board.

1692
01:25:00,720 --> 01:25:02,680
Speaker 5: Out of my mind, I stepped outside the call a

1693
01:25:02,760 --> 01:25:06,360
Speaker 5: friend to catch the cool breeze. Somehow or another, I

1694
01:25:06,479 --> 01:25:09,559
Speaker 5: started a conversation with an older, articulate, light skinned woman

1695
01:25:09,800 --> 01:25:13,200
Speaker 5: with the cutest freckles. This bitch is detailed.

1696
01:25:14,479 --> 01:25:14,960
Speaker 2: We talked.

1697
01:25:15,240 --> 01:25:18,519
Speaker 5: We talked about the beautiful weather and the long wait.

1698
01:25:19,120 --> 01:25:21,439
Speaker 5: I told her about my colleges, and she told me

1699
01:25:21,560 --> 01:25:25,880
Speaker 5: that she was a professor book right. She told me

1700
01:25:26,040 --> 01:25:28,280
Speaker 5: that she was a little upset because her son was

1701
01:25:28,439 --> 01:25:31,680
Speaker 5: always fashionably late. Trying to keep our spirits up, I

1702
01:25:31,800 --> 01:25:35,519
Speaker 5: asked her what her did, what her son did, maybe

1703
01:25:36,080 --> 01:25:38,400
Speaker 5: what her son did for a living. She told me

1704
01:25:38,520 --> 01:25:41,519
Speaker 5: that he was a musician. I turned my back a

1705
01:25:41,600 --> 01:25:44,639
Speaker 5: few minutes to answer the phone call. And I turned

1706
01:25:44,640 --> 01:25:48,280
Speaker 5: around and it was Common giving his mother a big

1707
01:25:48,360 --> 01:25:51,960
Speaker 5: old kiss on the cheek. She introduced me to her son,

1708
01:25:52,640 --> 01:25:55,360
Speaker 5: and when we shook hands, I knew it was on.

1709
01:25:56,240 --> 01:25:57,519
Speaker 2: Oh, she knew for my handshake.

1710
01:25:57,920 --> 01:25:59,600
Speaker 5: We musta did that thing where you put your like

1711
01:25:59,760 --> 01:26:08,439
Speaker 5: the finger in the middle of their palm. He shook

1712
01:26:08,479 --> 01:26:11,200
Speaker 5: her hand and he like licked the v like Prince French.

1713
01:26:11,360 --> 01:26:13,280
Speaker 5: I don't know how you know from a handshake. Anyway,

1714
01:26:14,040 --> 01:26:16,599
Speaker 5: I ate dinner like nothing ever happened, and I decided

1715
01:26:16,640 --> 01:26:18,559
Speaker 5: not to tell any of my friends because they probably

1716
01:26:18,560 --> 01:26:23,800
Speaker 5: wouldn't believe me anyways. For some reason, Rashid ooh Collingbaul's

1717
01:26:23,800 --> 01:26:30,840
Speaker 5: regular government. Okay, things got personal quick. For some reason,

1718
01:26:31,040 --> 01:26:33,800
Speaker 5: Rashid and his mother, he looked just like his mother

1719
01:26:34,200 --> 01:26:37,439
Speaker 5: decided to leave the beastro early, and while he walked

1720
01:26:37,439 --> 01:26:40,000
Speaker 5: towards the door, his eyes seemed to be scanning for someone.

1721
01:26:40,720 --> 01:26:43,800
Speaker 1: And that was I. That was I, that was I.

1722
01:26:45,800 --> 01:26:48,519
Speaker 5: He handed the weiter by the door a small sheet

1723
01:26:48,560 --> 01:26:51,320
Speaker 5: of paper and pointed at my table, and I swear

1724
01:26:51,360 --> 01:26:54,400
Speaker 5: I was about to drop dead. The waiter handed me

1725
01:26:54,479 --> 01:26:56,519
Speaker 5: the torn sheet of paper, and my heart kept a

1726
01:26:56,560 --> 01:26:59,679
Speaker 5: few beats, and then I realized it was his number.

1727
01:27:02,439 --> 01:27:02,800
Speaker 3: What is she?

1728
01:27:03,360 --> 01:27:04,479
Speaker 5: What does she expected to be?

1729
01:27:06,560 --> 01:27:06,680
Speaker 2: Oh?

1730
01:27:06,880 --> 01:27:08,400
Speaker 5: Scrap of paper with his autograph?

1731
01:27:08,520 --> 01:27:14,080
Speaker 1: Oh thank god, that's funny. He's hitting on girls with

1732
01:27:14,200 --> 01:27:14,679
Speaker 1: his mom.

1733
01:27:15,200 --> 01:27:18,680
Speaker 5: Right, go ahead, mom, I'll be right, I'll be right there.

1734
01:27:19,880 --> 01:27:22,400
Speaker 5: My friends swoon when they realized that I had caught

1735
01:27:22,439 --> 01:27:25,120
Speaker 5: the eye of some random guy, but they had no

1736
01:27:25,280 --> 01:27:28,960
Speaker 5: idea was common some random guy? Yeah, and why didn't

1737
01:27:29,000 --> 01:27:31,680
Speaker 5: she tell him then? If they didn't even fucking know?

1738
01:27:31,840 --> 01:27:33,080
Speaker 5: Like she was Like, I didn't want to tell them

1739
01:27:33,120 --> 01:27:35,280
Speaker 5: because the would be jealous. But it's like if they

1740
01:27:35,320 --> 01:27:39,120
Speaker 5: couldn't even recognize the motherfucker, they wouldn't have been that jealous. Like,

1741
01:27:39,200 --> 01:27:42,120
Speaker 5: Oh that guy, what does he do? He's a rapper? Cool?

1742
01:27:43,400 --> 01:27:44,280
Speaker 2: Uh? Oh?

1743
01:27:44,360 --> 01:27:46,360
Speaker 5: He starting horble movies and did a bad job.

1744
01:27:46,439 --> 01:27:46,679
Speaker 2: Okay.

1745
01:27:49,080 --> 01:27:52,000
Speaker 5: I touched the number deep in my purse, not wanting

1746
01:27:52,080 --> 01:27:55,080
Speaker 5: to lose it. The entire night seemed to move by

1747
01:27:55,240 --> 01:27:58,719
Speaker 5: so slow. When I realized I wanted to have sex

1748
01:27:58,840 --> 01:28:02,280
Speaker 5: with him as a I ended the night early and

1749
01:28:02,360 --> 01:28:03,879
Speaker 5: dowed that number with a quickness.

1750
01:28:04,360 --> 01:28:05,360
Speaker 2: She got rid of everybody.

1751
01:28:06,920 --> 01:28:09,599
Speaker 5: Yeah, girl, I got to go home sick. My stomach

1752
01:28:09,720 --> 01:28:12,000
Speaker 5: is Yeah, I'm Trump and then she just went home.

1753
01:28:12,040 --> 01:28:16,040
Speaker 5: It's like, I'm a fuck this dude. To my surprise,

1754
01:28:16,120 --> 01:28:20,280
Speaker 5: it went straight to voicemail three times. Now Is that

1755
01:28:21,000 --> 01:28:22,360
Speaker 5: too much? Is that crazy?

1756
01:28:22,640 --> 01:28:26,400
Speaker 1: If you feel like we all do that? Okay, because

1757
01:28:26,400 --> 01:28:28,519
Speaker 1: you're like, oh, maybe he's calling me at the same time,

1758
01:28:28,640 --> 01:28:30,000
Speaker 1: even though he doesn't have my number.

1759
01:28:34,360 --> 01:28:37,080
Speaker 5: I just like that old righteous comment is looking at

1760
01:28:37,120 --> 01:28:39,679
Speaker 5: his phone like, yep, she wants to dead. Three calls.

1761
01:28:42,800 --> 01:28:45,280
Speaker 5: I couldn't believe I missed out on sleeping with him.

1762
01:28:45,560 --> 01:28:48,080
Speaker 5: I left my best sultry voice on his voicemail and

1763
01:28:48,120 --> 01:28:51,479
Speaker 5: crossed my fingers for out of this world loop. Two

1764
01:28:51,720 --> 01:28:57,000
Speaker 5: days later. Two days later, she might have stayed out of.

1765
01:28:57,000 --> 01:28:58,720
Speaker 2: The club, right right and had a good time with

1766
01:28:58,800 --> 01:28:59,600
Speaker 2: your friends.

1767
01:28:59,400 --> 01:29:03,320
Speaker 5: Mister good right. Two days later, I had a mister

1768
01:29:03,400 --> 01:29:05,439
Speaker 5: phone call on my cell phone and it was him.

1769
01:29:06,360 --> 01:29:11,280
Speaker 5: Uh twelve exclamation points. I called back as a p

1770
01:29:11,600 --> 01:29:15,679
Speaker 5: and again it went straight to voicemail. I left another message,

1771
01:29:15,800 --> 01:29:17,880
Speaker 5: praying he would respond soon.

1772
01:29:18,600 --> 01:29:22,320
Speaker 1: Oh my god, can you imagine that message? Dear Lord,

1773
01:29:24,120 --> 01:29:27,840
Speaker 1: let me sleep with common. This is very important to man, God.

1774
01:29:28,000 --> 01:29:31,040
Speaker 5: I know that it is during the Katrina and I

1775
01:29:31,160 --> 01:29:33,840
Speaker 5: do I do hope that those kids will be okay.

1776
01:29:34,760 --> 01:29:36,640
Speaker 1: I do hope that, But if you could just.

1777
01:29:36,840 --> 01:29:43,000
Speaker 3: Send me this mediocre actor's cock, I believe Lord, I

1778
01:29:43,080 --> 01:29:44,240
Speaker 3: know you can multitask.

1779
01:29:45,880 --> 01:29:47,840
Speaker 5: This is such a small favor to ask God.

1780
01:29:48,160 --> 01:29:51,200
Speaker 2: They said you can see and do everything, but fail.

1781
01:29:51,680 --> 01:29:54,920
Speaker 8: Right, there's a Katrina going on in my drawers, Lord,

1782
01:30:01,080 --> 01:30:07,000
Speaker 8: so he says, She says, praying he would respond to him.

1783
01:30:07,320 --> 01:30:09,320
Speaker 5: A few more days went by and I gave up

1784
01:30:09,439 --> 01:30:14,559
Speaker 5: all hope and erased him from my mind and phone. Man,

1785
01:30:14,680 --> 01:30:20,280
Speaker 5: she's pretty pretty how strong about this? Yeah, She's like,

1786
01:30:20,400 --> 01:30:23,040
Speaker 5: I don't have time for this bullshit. No more. I prayed,

1787
01:30:23,040 --> 01:30:23,840
Speaker 5: and it's been a day.

1788
01:30:25,320 --> 01:30:28,080
Speaker 1: I think she should text him. I get really nervous

1789
01:30:28,120 --> 01:30:30,280
Speaker 1: when people call me. I don't know why you're using

1790
01:30:30,320 --> 01:30:32,599
Speaker 1: that feature on your phone. That is what your phone

1791
01:30:32,720 --> 01:30:32,880
Speaker 1: is for.

1792
01:30:33,520 --> 01:30:35,600
Speaker 5: Maybe she maybe common is more of a text her.

1793
01:30:35,760 --> 01:30:38,880
Speaker 5: That's a good point, you know. Feeling defeated on my

1794
01:30:39,120 --> 01:30:46,200
Speaker 5: quest to freak comming the quest that, yeah, that's a question.

1795
01:30:46,720 --> 01:30:50,080
Speaker 5: I watched some chick flicks to chill myself up. That

1796
01:30:50,280 --> 01:30:53,400
Speaker 5: same night I got a phone calling. Yes it was him.

1797
01:30:54,080 --> 01:30:54,360
Speaker 1: Nice.

1798
01:30:55,120 --> 01:30:56,800
Speaker 5: Now, I am shocked that she did not list the

1799
01:30:56,840 --> 01:31:01,000
Speaker 5: chick flicks because she has been so fucking detailed. Was

1800
01:31:01,040 --> 01:31:02,160
Speaker 5: it sleepers in Seattle?

1801
01:31:02,600 --> 01:31:03,240
Speaker 2: Like? What was it?

1802
01:31:03,479 --> 01:31:05,120
Speaker 1: How am I gonna know how to get over common?

1803
01:31:05,160 --> 01:31:06,160
Speaker 1: Should this happen to me?

1804
01:31:06,520 --> 01:31:06,680
Speaker 7: You know?

1805
01:31:07,600 --> 01:31:09,479
Speaker 1: He out vital information? Right?

1806
01:31:09,680 --> 01:31:11,320
Speaker 2: Was it old school? Did you go boomerang?

1807
01:31:11,640 --> 01:31:11,680
Speaker 1: Like?

1808
01:31:11,960 --> 01:31:12,760
Speaker 3: Where did you go with this?

1809
01:31:13,000 --> 01:31:13,840
Speaker 5: Can't hardly wait?

1810
01:31:14,200 --> 01:31:14,360
Speaker 1: You know?

1811
01:31:14,760 --> 01:31:15,160
Speaker 5: That's all?

1812
01:31:15,960 --> 01:31:16,160
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1813
01:31:16,400 --> 01:31:17,640
Speaker 5: Ten things I hate about you?

1814
01:31:18,000 --> 01:31:18,400
Speaker 2: I don't know.

1815
01:31:19,479 --> 01:31:22,160
Speaker 5: We talked, say again him.

1816
01:31:22,040 --> 01:31:23,759
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, these are good questions.

1817
01:31:23,960 --> 01:31:27,200
Speaker 5: Yeah, we talked for about four hours on the phone.

1818
01:31:28,280 --> 01:31:33,679
Speaker 5: Jesus yo, who is too busy to answer that fucking

1819
01:31:33,760 --> 01:31:37,040
Speaker 5: phone for like a week, but also not busy enough

1820
01:31:37,120 --> 01:31:40,600
Speaker 5: to not talk for four hours? He been talking to

1821
01:31:40,680 --> 01:31:42,880
Speaker 5: other visits for four hours, girl, I'm telling you right now,

1822
01:31:43,720 --> 01:31:46,760
Speaker 5: that's why he answering that call, even out there talking

1823
01:31:46,760 --> 01:31:51,200
Speaker 5: to them girls. He was a very private person and

1824
01:31:51,360 --> 01:31:55,120
Speaker 5: kept our conversation on other things. Uh. He was so private,

1825
01:31:55,160 --> 01:32:01,800
Speaker 5: In fact, I wrote this to tell the internet. We

1826
01:32:01,880 --> 01:32:06,800
Speaker 5: spoke about everything. He is very smart everything, and he's

1827
01:32:06,960 --> 01:32:10,400
Speaker 5: very smart and his intelligence turned me on big time.

1828
01:32:11,120 --> 01:32:13,320
Speaker 3: Such so many things I can't even listen to.

1829
01:32:13,360 --> 01:32:17,400
Speaker 4: One like I won't even share it with you and

1830
01:32:17,560 --> 01:32:20,080
Speaker 4: brighten up your day just so many things we've learned.

1831
01:32:20,840 --> 01:32:23,640
Speaker 5: It was all over my head. To be honest, it

1832
01:32:23,800 --> 01:32:25,200
Speaker 5: was cadence.

1833
01:32:25,240 --> 01:32:26,679
Speaker 3: It says you're saying something.

1834
01:32:26,800 --> 01:32:29,599
Speaker 1: Yeah, it turns out I'm not going to vote for Kanye.

1835
01:32:30,920 --> 01:32:38,960
Speaker 5: We talked about the space program and oh man, he

1836
01:32:39,040 --> 01:32:42,040
Speaker 5: told me how to calculate score footage. It was amazing.

1837
01:32:43,000 --> 01:32:50,320
Speaker 3: Did you know that the inches is two lines? Yeah?

1838
01:32:50,439 --> 01:32:54,960
Speaker 5: Commons smart talk for four hours, because you know how

1839
01:32:55,000 --> 01:32:55,880
Speaker 5: that turns women on.

1840
01:32:57,200 --> 01:32:59,920
Speaker 3: When you're figuring out math. You do what's in the parentheses.

1841
01:33:00,160 --> 01:33:09,040
Speaker 5: First, he apologized for keeping me up so late and

1842
01:33:09,280 --> 01:33:11,599
Speaker 5: was asked if we could meet later on that day.

1843
01:33:12,479 --> 01:33:14,360
Speaker 1: I said no, because I think I was good.

1844
01:33:15,479 --> 01:33:17,920
Speaker 5: I didn't respond immediately.

1845
01:33:18,800 --> 01:33:20,040
Speaker 3: He's getting needy.

1846
01:33:21,280 --> 01:33:23,120
Speaker 5: Back off common that's enough.

1847
01:33:23,840 --> 01:33:25,800
Speaker 3: Let's just calld it day with intelligent talk.

1848
01:33:26,920 --> 01:33:30,280
Speaker 5: I called you seven times and left fifteen soultry voice lails.

1849
01:33:30,640 --> 01:33:31,880
Speaker 5: Why are you acting like this?

1850
01:33:32,200 --> 01:33:33,479
Speaker 3: Jesus Lord?

1851
01:33:34,360 --> 01:33:36,360
Speaker 5: So she didn't respond immediately, playing hard to get, She

1852
01:33:36,400 --> 01:33:39,759
Speaker 5: says I didn't want him to know. I was so willing.

1853
01:33:40,360 --> 01:33:43,679
Speaker 5: He knew I wanted it. I responded with a solid yes.

1854
01:33:45,600 --> 01:33:47,880
Speaker 5: We met at the park and took a long walk.

1855
01:33:51,200 --> 01:33:53,240
Speaker 5: Anytime I hear that, I mean, I know if people

1856
01:33:53,240 --> 01:33:55,759
Speaker 5: think it's romantic, and I'm sure it is. But anytime

1857
01:33:55,800 --> 01:33:58,320
Speaker 5: I hear I always just think, like, so he ain't

1858
01:33:58,320 --> 01:34:05,240
Speaker 5: spend no money. He was like, I'm rich, but nope.

1859
01:34:06,000 --> 01:34:09,280
Speaker 1: Let those waters at the park they'll get you. It's

1860
01:34:09,360 --> 01:34:10,519
Speaker 1: like five dollars of water.

1861
01:34:12,920 --> 01:34:15,439
Speaker 5: She's stopping every five minutes. We should get hot dogs too.

1862
01:34:18,360 --> 01:34:22,160
Speaker 5: Let's make this a date. Uh Rashid talks a lot.

1863
01:34:22,920 --> 01:34:25,639
Speaker 5: He seems to have all these great theories and ideas.

1864
01:34:26,160 --> 01:34:28,880
Speaker 5: He's also highly driven and very down to earth.

1865
01:34:29,320 --> 01:34:32,320
Speaker 4: Once again, I will not tell you one idea, no

1866
01:34:32,760 --> 01:34:37,040
Speaker 4: further his cause there are many and it could change lives.

1867
01:34:37,280 --> 01:34:40,680
Speaker 5: Let's just say he's saw saw climate change. Okay, but

1868
01:34:40,800 --> 01:34:43,759
Speaker 5: I'm not gonna say how Okay, that's too much. He's private.

1869
01:34:44,120 --> 01:34:45,880
Speaker 3: It has to do with something in your house that

1870
01:34:46,000 --> 01:34:46,960
Speaker 3: you can use right away.

1871
01:34:49,680 --> 01:34:51,760
Speaker 5: I told him I would rather have him come over

1872
01:34:51,880 --> 01:34:55,160
Speaker 5: to my house. Oh wait, I skipped the sentence. He

1873
01:34:55,200 --> 01:34:58,080
Speaker 5: invited her back to his room first, all right, Then

1874
01:34:58,240 --> 01:35:00,200
Speaker 5: she said, I told him I would rather have don't

1875
01:35:00,240 --> 01:35:04,160
Speaker 5: come over to my house. He's seeing kind of shop

1876
01:35:04,280 --> 01:35:07,000
Speaker 5: and amused that I wanted to take control of the situation.

1877
01:35:07,800 --> 01:35:10,720
Speaker 5: I gave him crazy head while he drove my car

1878
01:35:10,800 --> 01:35:11,760
Speaker 5: to my parents' house.

1879
01:35:12,720 --> 01:35:15,880
Speaker 3: Crazy head head from somebody would be like, why did

1880
01:35:15,920 --> 01:35:19,520
Speaker 3: we get here? They were driving in, so she gave crazy.

1881
01:35:19,920 --> 01:35:22,760
Speaker 5: She Now, I like how she's so fucking detailed about

1882
01:35:22,800 --> 01:35:26,000
Speaker 5: everything else, right, and we just it's like you fat

1883
01:35:26,040 --> 01:35:28,120
Speaker 5: when you fast forward a pooring DVD when you're like,

1884
01:35:28,160 --> 01:35:30,320
Speaker 5: I don't care about this part. She was fast forward

1885
01:35:30,439 --> 01:35:32,439
Speaker 5: right to the head. I want to know how they

1886
01:35:32,520 --> 01:35:36,439
Speaker 5: got to the head in the parents car. Uh no,

1887
01:35:36,760 --> 01:35:38,880
Speaker 5: in his car driving to her parents home.

1888
01:35:39,000 --> 01:35:40,360
Speaker 2: Oh you still stay with Obama?

1889
01:35:40,880 --> 01:35:43,240
Speaker 5: Mm hmm, Okay, Calmon is swimming.

1890
01:35:44,080 --> 01:35:48,400
Speaker 3: My long story short t dicks in my mouth right right.

1891
01:35:48,800 --> 01:35:51,000
Speaker 5: I told you, I told you talking to his mom.

1892
01:35:51,160 --> 01:35:53,519
Speaker 5: I told you about fucking how many times I called him,

1893
01:35:53,560 --> 01:35:58,519
Speaker 5: how his voicemails, all this other ship. But anyway, y'all, y'all, y'all,

1894
01:35:58,560 --> 01:35:59,000
Speaker 5: second dick.

1895
01:36:00,560 --> 01:36:02,240
Speaker 2: She used her hands on me. Come on with this

1896
01:36:02,360 --> 01:36:03,479
Speaker 2: detailed Thank.

1897
01:36:03,400 --> 01:36:05,559
Speaker 5: God for what she said. It was crazy head care

1898
01:36:05,560 --> 01:36:06,080
Speaker 5: and I think.

1899
01:36:06,000 --> 01:36:08,479
Speaker 6: That is I'm assuming both hands looking at the balls.

1900
01:36:08,960 --> 01:36:10,639
Speaker 6: I'm just using my imagination here.

1901
01:36:10,680 --> 01:36:13,479
Speaker 5: I sued, no hands, all right, maybe we do need details.

1902
01:36:13,720 --> 01:36:16,800
Speaker 3: Well, she said, it's crazy like playing harmonica on it.

1903
01:36:21,320 --> 01:36:25,439
Speaker 5: Uh, he's playing like a piccolo. Thank god for GPS systems.

1904
01:36:25,640 --> 01:36:26,000
Speaker 2: L O L.

1905
01:36:27,720 --> 01:36:27,920
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1906
01:36:27,920 --> 01:36:29,760
Speaker 5: I feel like if you get crazy head, maybe you'll

1907
01:36:29,800 --> 01:36:31,599
Speaker 5: be like, can we go back down the regular head?

1908
01:36:31,680 --> 01:36:34,679
Speaker 5: I like my oral sex to make sense.

1909
01:36:35,720 --> 01:36:36,920
Speaker 2: Not cut out.

1910
01:36:37,160 --> 01:36:39,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is so I went down on them.

1911
01:36:46,240 --> 01:36:50,560
Speaker 5: We went straight upstairs. We went straight upstairs, and we

1912
01:36:50,680 --> 01:36:53,680
Speaker 5: got naked with the quickness. And all I can say

1913
01:36:53,920 --> 01:36:56,639
Speaker 5: is that Rashi's body and asked, is the truth?

1914
01:36:59,200 --> 01:36:59,599
Speaker 3: The truth?

1915
01:37:00,240 --> 01:37:02,280
Speaker 1: But the truth? I mean, he's he's a really good

1916
01:37:02,320 --> 01:37:07,000
Speaker 1: looking guy. Yeah, he is a very talented person. This

1917
01:37:07,200 --> 01:37:12,320
Speaker 1: is the poorest written though. I want to be on

1918
01:37:12,400 --> 01:37:14,400
Speaker 1: his side because it's like this has to be like

1919
01:37:14,479 --> 01:37:17,080
Speaker 1: a poorly written story because it's so terrible.

1920
01:37:17,479 --> 01:37:19,640
Speaker 5: Does it say anything about him that these are the

1921
01:37:19,720 --> 01:37:21,840
Speaker 5: kind of women he fucks? Or no, I don't know.

1922
01:37:24,640 --> 01:37:26,800
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, well he's a vegan now, I mean, I'm

1923
01:37:26,840 --> 01:37:27,800
Speaker 5: sure he's in great shape.

1924
01:37:28,640 --> 01:37:30,519
Speaker 1: So why doesn't she tell us what the sperm taste like?

1925
01:37:31,240 --> 01:37:32,040
Speaker 5: Well maybe, I.

1926
01:37:32,080 --> 01:37:34,120
Speaker 2: Mean We've got a paragraph to god, man, it tastes

1927
01:37:34,120 --> 01:37:34,599
Speaker 2: like kaloe.

1928
01:37:36,400 --> 01:37:39,600
Speaker 5: It was healthy, it was all. It was full of

1929
01:37:39,680 --> 01:37:41,080
Speaker 5: proteins and no carbs.

1930
01:37:42,640 --> 01:37:44,759
Speaker 3: His sperm could save the world. Anyway.

1931
01:37:45,000 --> 01:37:47,600
Speaker 5: Yeah, I won't go into details, but he had a

1932
01:37:47,640 --> 01:37:54,040
Speaker 5: whole thing about it. But anyway, his ass and legs

1933
01:37:54,080 --> 01:37:58,320
Speaker 5: were sculted from clay. While standing, he kissed my neck

1934
01:37:58,640 --> 01:38:03,280
Speaker 5: and fingered me from behind. Oh okay, like a gentleman,

1935
01:38:05,439 --> 01:38:10,719
Speaker 5: good rogering, like a scholar that he is. I swear

1936
01:38:10,840 --> 01:38:11,519
Speaker 5: the room.

1937
01:38:12,400 --> 01:38:15,400
Speaker 3: Say keep on sorry, it's the smartest fingering I've ever said.

1938
01:38:16,200 --> 01:38:18,479
Speaker 5: Yeah, after he fingered me, I passed the bar exam.

1939
01:38:20,640 --> 01:38:22,920
Speaker 5: I swear the room felt like it was one hundred

1940
01:38:22,960 --> 01:38:25,600
Speaker 5: degrees with the fingerplay he had going on inside of me.

1941
01:38:26,680 --> 01:38:28,519
Speaker 5: I bent over them, and.

1942
01:38:28,560 --> 01:38:31,000
Speaker 1: The chat is saying he used a gluten free collar,

1943
01:38:38,200 --> 01:38:38,639
Speaker 1: good one.

1944
01:38:38,920 --> 01:38:41,280
Speaker 5: I bent over the bed and he kissed my back

1945
01:38:41,360 --> 01:38:43,280
Speaker 5: and bit the ship out of my ass.

1946
01:38:43,800 --> 01:38:46,800
Speaker 1: Okay, your ass.

1947
01:38:47,400 --> 01:38:50,120
Speaker 5: I think she's being I hope she's not being literal.

1948
01:38:51,320 --> 01:38:53,360
Speaker 5: I hope she took a little bit of creative license

1949
01:38:53,400 --> 01:38:53,560
Speaker 5: with that.

1950
01:38:53,960 --> 01:38:56,559
Speaker 2: And you know, understanding, you know that's some people's staying.

1951
01:38:56,640 --> 01:38:58,920
Speaker 5: But you know that's all I mean. I don't think

1952
01:38:58,920 --> 01:39:04,240
Speaker 5: there's anything wrong with biting bedroom, you know. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, okay,

1953
01:39:04,320 --> 01:39:04,600
Speaker 5: there you go.

1954
01:39:04,720 --> 01:39:04,960
Speaker 3: All right.

1955
01:39:05,000 --> 01:39:06,439
Speaker 5: I was about to say, and I know you're a liar,

1956
01:39:06,520 --> 01:39:13,840
Speaker 5: if you say against it. He never went down. He

1957
01:39:14,000 --> 01:39:16,600
Speaker 5: never went down on me, since we weren't cool like that,

1958
01:39:16,960 --> 01:39:17,840
Speaker 5: if you know what I mean.

1959
01:39:19,760 --> 01:39:23,680
Speaker 1: So you guys were cool like that? Right?

1960
01:39:23,840 --> 01:39:24,040
Speaker 6: Yeah?

1961
01:39:24,080 --> 01:39:27,000
Speaker 5: You sucked his dick in the car on the way there.

1962
01:39:27,120 --> 01:39:30,320
Speaker 5: What crazy head? Even I don't know com It doesn't

1963
01:39:30,360 --> 01:39:33,040
Speaker 5: seem like a reciprocating type of guy. In my opinion,

1964
01:39:33,080 --> 01:39:36,080
Speaker 5: I think he should have went down, especially if he

1965
01:39:36,160 --> 01:39:38,599
Speaker 5: bit the ass. I mean, you right there, you're right

1966
01:39:38,680 --> 01:39:41,559
Speaker 5: there at that point. Isn't egregious like you are letting

1967
01:39:41,600 --> 01:39:43,800
Speaker 5: her know clearly, I don't want to do this, you

1968
01:39:43,880 --> 01:39:47,040
Speaker 5: know what I mean, to even go down there first? Anyway,

1969
01:39:48,000 --> 01:39:51,040
Speaker 5: he kissed and sucked the ship out of my inner thighs.

1970
01:39:52,000 --> 01:39:54,360
Speaker 5: I wanted him to eat me out so bad, but

1971
01:39:54,479 --> 01:39:57,280
Speaker 5: he just sucked on my tents and continued playing the

1972
01:39:57,400 --> 01:40:02,280
Speaker 5: piano inside of me. Common has an average sized penis.

1973
01:40:02,600 --> 01:40:05,559
Speaker 1: But oh my god, that's so like after all that ship,

1974
01:40:06,160 --> 01:40:10,880
Speaker 1: you're using the word average. You know what that does

1975
01:40:11,000 --> 01:40:14,960
Speaker 1: to a human being, especially when everything.

1976
01:40:14,680 --> 01:40:16,839
Speaker 5: Else is such a ferbly it was one hundred degrees.

1977
01:40:17,000 --> 01:40:19,320
Speaker 5: He played piano on my clipt and then it's just

1978
01:40:19,479 --> 01:40:22,360
Speaker 5: like and he has a average penis look it up.

1979
01:40:22,880 --> 01:40:25,479
Speaker 6: I will not buy this self published book from Amazon.

1980
01:40:25,520 --> 01:40:26,760
Speaker 6: I give it two thumbs down.

1981
01:40:28,320 --> 01:40:31,320
Speaker 5: But he stroked the wetness straight out of me. Oh,

1982
01:40:31,760 --> 01:40:35,280
Speaker 5: he actually made love to me, not no gangst the

1983
01:40:35,439 --> 01:40:37,160
Speaker 5: grill sex straight.

1984
01:40:38,640 --> 01:40:40,840
Speaker 2: So the section of the Heaven in the past is gangster.

1985
01:40:41,000 --> 01:40:42,200
Speaker 2: What the hell is a gangst grill?

1986
01:40:43,040 --> 01:40:43,519
Speaker 1: Sounds good?

1987
01:40:43,560 --> 01:40:43,760
Speaker 6: Though?

1988
01:40:44,080 --> 01:40:49,840
Speaker 5: Gangster grills is a mix tape, a mixtape like franchise

1989
01:40:49,920 --> 01:40:52,600
Speaker 5: out of the South. If you sometimes you hear it

1990
01:40:52,680 --> 01:40:56,559
Speaker 5: on songs before the song starts, it'll say gangster grizzle

1991
01:40:56,960 --> 01:41:00,519
Speaker 5: before it starts. But I guess that is that is

1992
01:41:00,520 --> 01:41:02,000
Speaker 5: associated with a certain type of sex.

1993
01:41:02,640 --> 01:41:04,160
Speaker 2: Okay, I don't want none of that then.

1994
01:41:04,360 --> 01:41:05,000
Speaker 3: Okay, so no.

1995
01:41:05,080 --> 01:41:07,920
Speaker 5: Gangster grills for you either, camera okay, yeah, okay, I'm out.

1996
01:41:09,840 --> 01:41:12,720
Speaker 5: He actually made love to me, not no gangst the

1997
01:41:12,880 --> 01:41:16,600
Speaker 5: grill sex, straight, slow fucking.

1998
01:41:21,479 --> 01:41:24,639
Speaker 3: He's a classic guy, straight, slow fucker.

1999
01:41:24,880 --> 01:41:30,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, give you some slow fucking the night girl, not

2000
01:41:30,200 --> 01:41:33,840
Speaker 5: getting that against the grill ship like a rabbit.

2001
01:41:33,880 --> 01:41:34,559
Speaker 2: What's happening here?

2002
01:41:35,360 --> 01:41:36,559
Speaker 3: This dick?

2003
01:41:36,720 --> 01:41:40,960
Speaker 5: Slow? He sat on a chair and I rode him

2004
01:41:41,040 --> 01:41:44,080
Speaker 5: for a few minutes. When he busted, and it was

2005
01:41:44,280 --> 01:41:46,479
Speaker 5: like the energy was really sucked out of him.

2006
01:41:47,360 --> 01:41:50,360
Speaker 1: We took a were so uncommon.

2007
01:41:53,280 --> 01:41:57,120
Speaker 5: We took I lost my place laughing at that.

2008
01:41:58,680 --> 01:41:59,639
Speaker 1: I'm sorry.

2009
01:41:59,720 --> 01:42:00,479
Speaker 3: Yeah was good.

2010
01:42:00,760 --> 01:42:05,040
Speaker 5: That was good. We took a shower together and kissed

2011
01:42:05,120 --> 01:42:08,720
Speaker 5: my lips until my lips got sore. He pulled. He

2012
01:42:08,840 --> 01:42:10,440
Speaker 5: put that's a lot of kissing.

2013
01:42:10,240 --> 01:42:16,240
Speaker 4: By the way, and he put a gun inside mester grilles.

2014
01:42:16,400 --> 01:42:17,840
Speaker 2: I think that's what gangs grill is.

2015
01:42:18,760 --> 01:42:20,680
Speaker 5: He put a do rag on his dick, and I

2016
01:42:20,800 --> 01:42:22,960
Speaker 5: knew it was different.

2017
01:42:23,560 --> 01:42:24,080
Speaker 2: He pulled.

2018
01:42:25,080 --> 01:42:27,160
Speaker 5: He pulled on my natural hair to lie.

2019
01:42:27,160 --> 01:42:30,559
Speaker 1: Screened on Natural Hair.

2020
01:42:34,400 --> 01:42:37,160
Speaker 5: Team Natural. She had to let us know. Of course,

2021
01:42:37,240 --> 01:42:40,240
Speaker 5: he didn't stay long since we both got what we wanted.

2022
01:42:40,640 --> 01:42:42,799
Speaker 3: If you know what I mean, I think.

2023
01:42:42,680 --> 01:42:43,559
Speaker 5: She means sex.

2024
01:42:44,240 --> 01:42:47,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, did Cherry say he pulled the comb out of her? Really?

2025
01:42:47,760 --> 01:42:50,160
Speaker 5: She didn't even bring up a condom either. That's that

2026
01:42:50,520 --> 01:42:52,320
Speaker 5: that's gonna come up in the comments. I'm sure.

2027
01:42:52,560 --> 01:42:52,720
Speaker 2: Yes.

2028
01:42:53,560 --> 01:42:55,840
Speaker 5: He told me that he would call me back for

2029
01:42:55,960 --> 01:42:58,800
Speaker 5: another session. I told him I was going back to

2030
01:42:58,920 --> 01:43:01,360
Speaker 5: my state, and with a quick kiss, he promised to

2031
01:43:01,479 --> 01:43:03,960
Speaker 5: hit me up when he was in my state. We

2032
01:43:04,120 --> 01:43:05,920
Speaker 5: messed around on and off over the years, and he

2033
01:43:06,080 --> 01:43:08,839
Speaker 5: always claimed he couldn't get enough of my dark chocolate.

2034
01:43:09,680 --> 01:43:12,439
Speaker 5: I had a couple of I don't believe that. I

2035
01:43:12,560 --> 01:43:15,960
Speaker 5: feel like that is something he would say, though I

2036
01:43:16,040 --> 01:43:16,760
Speaker 5: can't get enough.

2037
01:43:17,080 --> 01:43:19,680
Speaker 3: They were having such intelligent conversations in the beginning. It's

2038
01:43:19,720 --> 01:43:20,879
Speaker 3: like he fucked her dumb.

2039
01:43:22,680 --> 01:43:24,479
Speaker 5: He didn't have you know what it is. It's like

2040
01:43:24,560 --> 01:43:26,200
Speaker 5: he was trying to impress it until he got that

2041
01:43:26,280 --> 01:43:28,040
Speaker 5: fuzzy and then he was like, I can be stupid.

2042
01:43:28,080 --> 01:43:30,840
Speaker 5: Now I want some more of that dark chocolate.

2043
01:43:30,920 --> 01:43:31,160
Speaker 3: Baby.

2044
01:43:31,720 --> 01:43:37,519
Speaker 5: We will have another session, but comment, who should I

2045
01:43:37,560 --> 01:43:40,280
Speaker 5: started my fancy football lineup? I don't have anything to

2046
01:43:40,320 --> 01:43:44,679
Speaker 5: say about that. Far too intelligent. I had a couple

2047
01:43:44,760 --> 01:43:47,360
Speaker 5: of explicit picks of us, but I destroyed them because

2048
01:43:47,400 --> 01:43:49,639
Speaker 5: I was scared they would get into the wrong hands.

2049
01:43:50,880 --> 01:43:53,160
Speaker 5: I haven't seen Rashid in a while, and I feel

2050
01:43:53,240 --> 01:43:56,120
Speaker 5: it's best that we moved on since I recently got married.

2051
01:43:56,600 --> 01:43:58,439
Speaker 2: Oh what you mean he moved on right?

2052
01:43:58,560 --> 01:44:02,160
Speaker 5: Because you know if he x t it's all it's

2053
01:44:02,240 --> 01:44:03,920
Speaker 5: a again's talking.

2054
01:44:05,280 --> 01:44:08,360
Speaker 1: He's in her like extra maritals, you know, saying they

2055
01:44:08,400 --> 01:44:11,200
Speaker 1: have like a short three person list that you're allowed

2056
01:44:11,240 --> 01:44:14,800
Speaker 1: to if you know what happens. Hers is laminated and

2057
01:44:14,920 --> 01:44:17,599
Speaker 1: all three of them is common, right, it's.

2058
01:44:17,479 --> 01:44:18,160
Speaker 5: On the fridge.

2059
01:44:20,439 --> 01:44:25,320
Speaker 6: But Michelle Obama, well obviously Obama bro Serena Serena.

2060
01:44:25,880 --> 01:44:30,799
Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know. Maybe Hillary Clint because I'm attracted

2061
01:44:30,840 --> 01:44:33,760
Speaker 5: to power. Okay, I'm just not. I'm not like these

2062
01:44:33,840 --> 01:44:36,679
Speaker 5: regular guys that just want sex with attractive women.

2063
01:44:37,479 --> 01:44:38,360
Speaker 1: It's so nice.

2064
01:44:38,560 --> 01:44:40,479
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm like common, you know what I mean? Like

2065
01:44:40,600 --> 01:44:42,280
Speaker 5: I want to I want to take Hillary clan to

2066
01:44:42,320 --> 01:44:46,679
Speaker 5: give her a nice, slow fucking you know, like a gentleman.

2067
01:44:48,640 --> 01:44:50,760
Speaker 1: So well, she writes a terrible blog post about it.

2068
01:44:51,120 --> 01:44:54,040
Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't want to give her no gangster grills.

2069
01:44:54,080 --> 01:44:57,479
Speaker 1: Lovin if you know what I'm saying, maybe Hillary you

2070
01:44:57,520 --> 01:44:59,880
Speaker 1: should give her gangster grills. I doubt she's used to that.

2071
01:45:01,960 --> 01:45:02,679
Speaker 2: What'd you say, Keith?

2072
01:45:03,840 --> 01:45:06,479
Speaker 3: I don't know what I said in the past.

2073
01:45:08,600 --> 01:45:10,920
Speaker 5: I will never let my husband know that I was

2074
01:45:11,000 --> 01:45:14,479
Speaker 5: a rappers jump off. He would go nuts. I think

2075
01:45:14,600 --> 01:45:17,240
Speaker 5: Rashid makes a great boyfriend for Serena because he is

2076
01:45:17,280 --> 01:45:21,040
Speaker 5: the ultimate gentleman. Not anymore drinks on that, but not

2077
01:45:21,200 --> 01:45:26,280
Speaker 5: your husband. Yeah. I will always cherish the gifts and

2078
01:45:26,360 --> 01:45:29,000
Speaker 5: the time that we spent together. I wish him nothing

2079
01:45:29,040 --> 01:45:30,840
Speaker 5: but the best. Would I do it?

2080
01:45:30,920 --> 01:45:34,719
Speaker 3: Again. Hmmm, well.

2081
01:45:37,760 --> 01:45:41,599
Speaker 5: I like that she has seventeen ms at the think

2082
01:45:41,640 --> 01:45:47,080
Speaker 5: about Nope, she says, Oh, I'm too much in love

2083
01:45:47,200 --> 01:45:49,400
Speaker 5: with my husband and I've packed on the pounds since

2084
01:45:49,439 --> 01:45:50,320
Speaker 5: common last saw me.

2085
01:45:50,400 --> 01:45:52,880
Speaker 3: He likes this woman is Jay, so he won't want me.

2086
01:45:53,040 --> 01:45:57,439
Speaker 5: But yeah, it's because I'm in love and twenty pounds overweight.

2087
01:45:57,560 --> 01:46:00,920
Speaker 5: But if I lost this week, I will fuck that

2088
01:46:01,080 --> 01:46:01,960
Speaker 5: average dig again.

2089
01:46:02,520 --> 01:46:06,960
Speaker 4: Yes, I would, honestly, how I'm wearing granny panties and

2090
01:46:07,040 --> 01:46:08,000
Speaker 4: today's not a good day.

2091
01:46:08,040 --> 01:46:12,720
Speaker 8: So't I guarantee your husband's never got in a crazy head?

2092
01:46:13,760 --> 01:46:13,920
Speaker 3: Right?

2093
01:46:14,160 --> 01:46:16,120
Speaker 1: You know what ask me when I'm not on my period?

2094
01:46:17,320 --> 01:46:18,960
Speaker 5: All right, I had a headache and night.

2095
01:46:19,479 --> 01:46:21,080
Speaker 3: You know I gave all that up for you, honey.

2096
01:46:24,040 --> 01:46:27,439
Speaker 5: Yo. That is also what the Pope is like, like

2097
01:46:27,640 --> 01:46:30,080
Speaker 5: he was. It's like I used to have crazy miracle

2098
01:46:30,200 --> 01:46:32,679
Speaker 5: sex back in the day, but now I'm with y'all

2099
01:46:33,439 --> 01:46:35,360
Speaker 5: and I just like, I just like talking about the

2100
01:46:35,400 --> 01:46:36,000
Speaker 5: ozone layer.

2101
01:46:36,400 --> 01:46:39,360
Speaker 3: But I fuck calming again. I don't know. Oscars don't

2102
01:46:39,400 --> 01:46:39,920
Speaker 3: impress me.

2103
01:46:42,560 --> 01:46:46,080
Speaker 5: He's only got seven grammys now, and what has he

2104
01:46:46,160 --> 01:46:49,160
Speaker 5: done for me late? On the scale of one to ten,

2105
01:46:49,240 --> 01:46:53,040
Speaker 5: he's an eight point five but his but his mind.

2106
01:46:53,000 --> 01:46:55,280
Speaker 3: Is a tin, right, I was gonna say, what about

2107
01:46:55,320 --> 01:46:55,679
Speaker 3: his mind?

2108
01:46:56,560 --> 01:46:59,479
Speaker 5: Which makes me feel like that probably puts him lower

2109
01:46:59,600 --> 01:47:03,080
Speaker 5: than a five because she elevated him because of his mind.

2110
01:47:03,120 --> 01:47:05,360
Speaker 3: So he's probably like a six when he fucks. Do

2111
01:47:05,400 --> 01:47:06,679
Speaker 3: you think he moans in poetry?

2112
01:47:09,160 --> 01:47:10,040
Speaker 2: Was a spoken word.

2113
01:47:10,360 --> 01:47:12,880
Speaker 5: Yeah, he's just like my dark chocolate.

2114
01:47:14,240 --> 01:47:15,800
Speaker 3: That is enjoyable to me.

2115
01:47:16,200 --> 01:47:20,599
Speaker 5: Yeah, I am going to fuck you to day.

2116
01:47:23,880 --> 01:47:24,360
Speaker 3: On the corner.

2117
01:47:26,560 --> 01:47:28,280
Speaker 2: Then he snaps his fingers.

2118
01:47:27,960 --> 01:47:31,160
Speaker 5: And then you suck out an jury out of him.

2119
01:47:31,280 --> 01:47:33,400
Speaker 2: Right, Where where does audience come from? You? You got

2120
01:47:33,479 --> 01:47:34,719
Speaker 2: we got to have the audience to make.

2121
01:47:34,640 --> 01:47:37,519
Speaker 5: Official, right, dialand and playing the piano while he's playing

2122
01:47:37,560 --> 01:47:38,439
Speaker 5: the piano on your click.

2123
01:47:39,479 --> 01:47:40,600
Speaker 3: But brother, she.

2124
01:47:40,680 --> 01:47:46,040
Speaker 5: Said, She says, brother got knowledge. Serena is one lucky woman.

2125
01:47:46,280 --> 01:47:50,760
Speaker 5: He's a he. She has a real man. And then

2126
01:47:51,120 --> 01:47:53,680
Speaker 5: there's only one. Oh, go ahead him.

2127
01:47:53,720 --> 01:47:56,120
Speaker 1: Let me say again with that common dick she called

2128
01:47:56,120 --> 01:47:57,439
Speaker 1: it average meant common.

2129
01:47:57,800 --> 01:48:03,160
Speaker 5: Yeah, he's like, comment is really actually me talking about

2130
01:48:03,160 --> 01:48:03,479
Speaker 5: my dick?

2131
01:48:03,680 --> 01:48:06,320
Speaker 3: So that auto correct? Yeah, Joe and the chat room

2132
01:48:06,400 --> 01:48:08,200
Speaker 3: was saying, how now she makes her husband? Were nit

2133
01:48:08,320 --> 01:48:08,920
Speaker 3: be niese and.

2134
01:48:11,920 --> 01:48:14,040
Speaker 5: You gotta shop at the thrift story and ship to

2135
01:48:14,160 --> 01:48:18,080
Speaker 5: be like comment, Oh man, and there's only one comment.

2136
01:48:18,120 --> 01:48:20,960
Speaker 5: I'm actually surprised there's only one comment, and it's mm,

2137
01:48:21,200 --> 01:48:23,559
Speaker 5: this story is making me want him more.

2138
01:48:24,240 --> 01:48:25,960
Speaker 3: Oh, she's over it.

2139
01:48:26,600 --> 01:48:30,640
Speaker 5: Yeah this according to black Sebili Wait Celebriton, that's who

2140
01:48:30,680 --> 01:48:33,479
Speaker 5: were the comment This story is making me want him more?

2141
01:48:34,080 --> 01:48:35,639
Speaker 5: Oh was a little thirsty?

2142
01:48:35,840 --> 01:48:37,200
Speaker 3: No oh, I see that was somebody else.

2143
01:48:38,840 --> 01:48:41,760
Speaker 5: She's Normally there's more comments, but maybe there's an older

2144
01:48:41,800 --> 01:48:43,120
Speaker 5: ones so they have as many comments.

2145
01:48:43,560 --> 01:48:46,320
Speaker 4: Women are just masturbating that they don't have hands to type.

2146
01:48:48,280 --> 01:48:49,040
Speaker 4: That's a good story.

2147
01:48:49,120 --> 01:48:51,880
Speaker 5: But normally what happens is someone brings up the fact

2148
01:48:51,920 --> 01:48:54,960
Speaker 5: that you didn't say anything about a condom, you didn't

2149
01:48:54,960 --> 01:48:57,479
Speaker 5: get paid. Then someone brings then the next person brings

2150
01:48:57,520 --> 01:48:59,439
Speaker 5: up that you ain't getting no money, which is a

2151
01:48:59,520 --> 01:49:01,720
Speaker 5: big one, like you didn't even get no money. He

2152
01:49:01,840 --> 01:49:03,519
Speaker 5: was faking him and you ain't get no money, and

2153
01:49:03,600 --> 01:49:07,679
Speaker 5: then no shoes right, And then that hating dude Terrell

2154
01:49:07,840 --> 01:49:10,839
Speaker 5: Jones comes in and he typically says something very demeaning

2155
01:49:10,880 --> 01:49:14,400
Speaker 5: about the entire affair of women having sex with athletes

2156
01:49:14,479 --> 01:49:17,639
Speaker 5: and famous people, even though he leaves a comment on every.

2157
01:49:17,520 --> 01:49:20,880
Speaker 1: Thread that they put up also, even though most people

2158
01:49:20,960 --> 01:49:23,839
Speaker 1: who go into that career path are to get the girls.

2159
01:49:24,280 --> 01:49:27,600
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean seems like equal exchanged to me. You

2160
01:49:27,680 --> 01:49:30,519
Speaker 5: get a story, he gets some sex. I mean he's

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01:49:30,560 --> 01:49:33,680
Speaker 5: probably gonna rap about it. Right, all right, let me

2162
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Speaker 5: play the outroop.

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Speaker 9: You will five STARF, you will five STARF, five STARF.

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01:49:40,840 --> 01:49:44,640
Speaker 3: I need a five STARF, five STARF woll.

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Speaker 5: Five STARF boy Yo, got it? I be grade a ship.

2166
01:49:48,800 --> 01:49:52,520
Speaker 9: I'm the villish nigga walking and this the remit still

2167
01:49:52,560 --> 01:49:53,599
Speaker 9: a lot of him looking.

2168
01:49:53,479 --> 01:49:56,000
Speaker 5: For a five star hick. When I catch up, I'm

2169
01:49:56,040 --> 01:49:58,439
Speaker 5: a blessing with a five star hit hill.

2170
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Speaker 9: That's a boore hustle sh chasing no sucker on the

2171
01:50:01,720 --> 01:50:03,160
Speaker 9: metro real niggachine.

2172
01:50:03,280 --> 01:50:06,320
Speaker 5: Never fuck the buffets, soda cars and the jewets. You

2173
01:50:06,479 --> 01:50:10,080
Speaker 5: really don't excited. Take your hating assholes and the club.

2174
01:50:09,920 --> 01:50:10,600
Speaker 1: Won't fight that.

2175
01:50:10,720 --> 01:50:13,439
Speaker 5: She was born in the eighth with the swooping DC.

2176
01:50:13,920 --> 01:50:16,040
Speaker 5: Got a job in the Dallas, Texas due and move

2177
01:50:16,240 --> 01:50:18,760
Speaker 5: to the seat. If you hate a five star or

2178
01:50:18,840 --> 01:50:21,639
Speaker 5: the door ahead and facesis tape. Got the baked Lewis

2179
01:50:21,720 --> 01:50:25,720
Speaker 5: short it down and make your basic start. Ain't all right?

2180
01:50:26,120 --> 01:50:28,280
Speaker 3: Now, that's a wedding song. I don't know how you

2181
01:50:28,320 --> 01:50:29,360
Speaker 3: guys got hey.

2182
01:50:29,280 --> 01:50:31,840
Speaker 5: Man, Cat emailed us and told us that you will

2183
01:50:31,880 --> 01:50:32,120
Speaker 5: love that.

2184
01:50:34,600 --> 01:50:36,840
Speaker 1: That's my new goal is to be a five star bitch.

2185
01:50:37,200 --> 01:50:40,519
Speaker 5: You know, it's actually a pretty positive song. Get your

2186
01:50:40,560 --> 01:50:44,360
Speaker 5: credits to Hive, get your feet and nailsely and keep

2187
01:50:44,400 --> 01:50:47,680
Speaker 5: your juice box wet and your head something fire. So

2188
01:50:47,880 --> 01:50:50,120
Speaker 5: I mean, I don't nothing negative that to me.

2189
01:50:52,560 --> 01:50:53,600
Speaker 3: You know when did it?

2190
01:50:53,720 --> 01:50:55,960
Speaker 4: When did four star change the five star? Because I

2191
01:50:56,320 --> 01:50:58,840
Speaker 4: remember being when we were kids and I knew four

2192
01:50:58,920 --> 01:51:00,600
Speaker 4: star bitches, and that was just as you can go

2193
01:51:00,800 --> 01:51:02,800
Speaker 4: now everything everything's great on five stars.

2194
01:51:03,880 --> 01:51:06,439
Speaker 5: I think it was our tunes man, when iTunes made

2195
01:51:06,520 --> 01:51:09,960
Speaker 5: five star reviews, everybody switched to like, oh there's an

2196
01:51:10,000 --> 01:51:13,200
Speaker 5: extra star we can put on these bitches now, right? Yeah? Well,

2197
01:51:13,240 --> 01:51:16,479
Speaker 5: I just hope people retroactively go back and add some

2198
01:51:16,600 --> 01:51:18,559
Speaker 5: stars to some of these four star bitches, because it's

2199
01:51:18,600 --> 01:51:18,960
Speaker 5: not fair.

2200
01:51:19,920 --> 01:51:21,360
Speaker 3: They did their part, right.

2201
01:51:22,000 --> 01:51:24,160
Speaker 5: You're really gonna tell me Helen Mirror wasn't a five

2202
01:51:24,200 --> 01:51:26,000
Speaker 5: star bitch in nineteen eighty five. Come on, now, I

2203
01:51:26,040 --> 01:51:30,599
Speaker 5: don't hear that. All right, let's let's get to this game.

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Speaker 5: some guests the race. That's right, This guest Star Race time.

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Speaker 5: first story, a Connecticut woman white. Now there are no

2239
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Speaker 5: extra points for speed, but I appreciate the enthusiasm there.

2240
01:53:31,560 --> 01:53:36,839
Speaker 5: I like that a Connecticut woman stabbed a random stranger

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01:53:37,160 --> 01:53:41,760
Speaker 5: with the butcher knife outside of CBS. Oh. Now, this

2242
01:53:41,920 --> 01:53:46,080
Speaker 5: reminds me of one of him the biggest fears, which

2243
01:53:46,120 --> 01:53:49,160
Speaker 5: has completely fucking transferred to me.

2244
01:53:49,880 --> 01:53:50,559
Speaker 1: I'm sorry.

2245
01:53:50,760 --> 01:53:53,320
Speaker 5: It's cool. It's cool because I go to the movies

2246
01:53:53,360 --> 01:53:54,920
Speaker 5: and I sit all the way in the front. I

2247
01:53:55,080 --> 01:53:58,000
Speaker 5: love the front. It's my favorite. It's like because then

2248
01:53:58,000 --> 01:54:00,519
Speaker 5: I feel like I'm I paid money to have experience,

2249
01:54:00,600 --> 01:54:05,720
Speaker 5: and I'm having one right. But now, like, nobody say

2250
01:54:05,720 --> 01:54:08,280
Speaker 5: it behind me becausexcept someone cuts my throat, I'm gonna

2251
01:54:08,280 --> 01:54:11,080
Speaker 5: be fucking mad, Like I should have known him that

2252
01:54:11,080 --> 01:54:12,960
Speaker 5: it was right. That's over you. My last thought when

2253
01:54:13,000 --> 01:54:15,559
Speaker 5: I died. It's like, damn him, it was right. They

2254
01:54:15,600 --> 01:54:16,439
Speaker 5: will cut your throat.

2255
01:54:16,760 --> 01:54:19,240
Speaker 1: Look at this. You know what when people walk, like

2256
01:54:20,040 --> 01:54:22,400
Speaker 1: when when they walk past me too close to me,

2257
01:54:22,640 --> 01:54:25,360
Speaker 1: I get worried that they're just gonna punch me. Because

2258
01:54:26,000 --> 01:54:28,519
Speaker 1: when you're on the sidewalk and there's plenty of room

2259
01:54:28,600 --> 01:54:31,559
Speaker 1: for that other person to walk where they don't actually

2260
01:54:31,840 --> 01:54:35,600
Speaker 1: physically pass you right by your suspect, You're just why

2261
01:54:35,600 --> 01:54:38,520
Speaker 1: are you so close to me? We live in New York.

2262
01:54:38,600 --> 01:54:40,200
Speaker 1: We already have to live on top of each other.

2263
01:54:40,640 --> 01:54:42,800
Speaker 1: So if there's spaced on the sidewalk and you're not

2264
01:54:42,960 --> 01:54:46,120
Speaker 1: taking it, something's brewing. I can't deal with it.

2265
01:54:46,520 --> 01:54:49,360
Speaker 5: Yeah, I've had that experience to like I'll just be like,

2266
01:54:49,720 --> 01:54:51,280
Speaker 5: like I was at the gas station the other day

2267
01:54:51,360 --> 01:54:53,320
Speaker 5: and a dude was standing too close to the door,

2268
01:54:53,480 --> 01:54:55,560
Speaker 5: and I was just like, fuck, it's another gas station.

2269
01:54:55,480 --> 01:54:55,920
Speaker 3: In the mouth.

2270
01:54:56,760 --> 01:54:59,280
Speaker 5: So yeah, I know he was looking at me like really, dude.

2271
01:54:59,360 --> 01:55:00,480
Speaker 5: I was like, I don't I know if I'm just

2272
01:55:00,520 --> 01:55:03,520
Speaker 5: being racist against myself or what. Brother, you do not

2273
01:55:03,680 --> 01:55:06,440
Speaker 5: look okay? You know what I'm saying, Like, stand five

2274
01:55:06,480 --> 01:55:08,800
Speaker 5: feet away from the door and maybe I'll come in.

2275
01:55:10,240 --> 01:55:13,080
Speaker 5: Police say a mentally ill woman stabbed a victim multiple

2276
01:55:13,160 --> 01:55:15,160
Speaker 5: times in their head and what appeared to be a

2277
01:55:15,240 --> 01:55:17,680
Speaker 5: random attack outside of a Connecticut drug store.

2278
01:55:18,200 --> 01:55:20,520
Speaker 1: I'll tell you why I think she's white because they

2279
01:55:20,600 --> 01:55:24,600
Speaker 1: called her mentally ill instead of like thug some fucked

2280
01:55:24,640 --> 01:55:26,360
Speaker 1: up bitch, like you know what I mean, Like the

2281
01:55:26,440 --> 01:55:28,520
Speaker 1: wording that they use. They always use mentally ill for

2282
01:55:28,560 --> 01:55:31,080
Speaker 1: somebody who does something fucked up and is white. But

2283
01:55:31,440 --> 01:55:34,120
Speaker 1: if it's a black person, they're like, look at this person.

2284
01:55:34,600 --> 01:55:37,240
Speaker 1: Didn't you already understand that he was gonna do this?

2285
01:55:39,120 --> 01:55:39,920
Speaker 2: That was a black guy.

2286
01:55:40,440 --> 01:55:42,240
Speaker 3: I heard the news earlier today and they got They

2287
01:55:42,280 --> 01:55:44,400
Speaker 3: said a crazy.

2288
01:55:44,120 --> 01:55:45,200
Speaker 1: Ass was.

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01:55:50,840 --> 01:55:53,160
Speaker 5: Authorities say a twenty seven year old woman left for

2290
01:55:53,240 --> 01:55:56,200
Speaker 5: CBS in West Hartford about one am Friday when the

2291
01:55:56,280 --> 01:55:58,200
Speaker 5: other woman stabbed her in their head several times with

2292
01:55:58,280 --> 01:56:00,440
Speaker 5: an eight to ten inch knife. The victor was treated

2293
01:56:00,480 --> 01:56:03,480
Speaker 5: at the hospital and discharged. The fifty eight year old

2294
01:56:03,720 --> 01:56:07,880
Speaker 5: Gloria Drummer is her name. Wes Rford was charged with

2295
01:56:07,960 --> 01:56:09,800
Speaker 5: first degree of sat and breach of peace.

2296
01:56:10,400 --> 01:56:14,400
Speaker 1: Okay, if it is a not white person, it's because

2297
01:56:14,520 --> 01:56:16,360
Speaker 1: she works for a white person in Connecticut and they

2298
01:56:16,440 --> 01:56:21,320
Speaker 1: drove her. I mean these Connecticut people. I used to

2299
01:56:21,440 --> 01:56:23,839
Speaker 1: go up to Connecticut to work a lot for kids parties,

2300
01:56:23,880 --> 01:56:26,480
Speaker 1: and I'm like, you guys are wound up so tight,

2301
01:56:26,840 --> 01:56:31,880
Speaker 1: Like there's your giant houses are nothing but privilege. Your

2302
01:56:32,680 --> 01:56:36,840
Speaker 1: space takes up an entire city block, your backyard has

2303
01:56:36,920 --> 01:56:42,160
Speaker 1: a literal waterfall, and yet to make you smile. It's

2304
01:56:42,240 --> 01:56:47,120
Speaker 1: like nearly impossible. So if someone's stabbing someone, it makes

2305
01:56:47,160 --> 01:56:49,760
Speaker 1: sense in Connecticut because I want to stab everybody when

2306
01:56:49,760 --> 01:56:54,080
Speaker 1: I'm up there. By the way, consider the terrain there. Seriously,

2307
01:56:54,440 --> 01:56:58,680
Speaker 1: you cannot go anywhere Connecticut unless you're driving. So this

2308
01:56:58,840 --> 01:57:02,400
Speaker 1: person had to put an in their car, drive to CBS,

2309
01:57:02,520 --> 01:57:05,320
Speaker 1: which is a very interesting choice, and then just kind

2310
01:57:05,360 --> 01:57:09,080
Speaker 1: of like go off. So you were conscious enough to drive,

2311
01:57:09,680 --> 01:57:12,360
Speaker 1: which means like some of your parts are still there,

2312
01:57:12,560 --> 01:57:15,480
Speaker 1: you know. So it is like this really psychotic, pre

2313
01:57:15,680 --> 01:57:19,600
Speaker 1: thought random shit. It's funny when something looks pre thought

2314
01:57:19,680 --> 01:57:21,240
Speaker 1: and is random now you were saying.

2315
01:57:22,240 --> 01:57:25,600
Speaker 5: After the victim fell to the ground, Gloria told her

2316
01:57:26,600 --> 01:57:28,160
Speaker 5: you lucky I didn't scout for you.

2317
01:57:28,920 --> 01:57:29,080
Speaker 3: Oh.

2318
01:57:31,240 --> 01:57:33,520
Speaker 5: She was taken to a hospital for evaluation, and later

2319
01:57:33,640 --> 01:57:35,960
Speaker 5: right in superior court, a judge set bell at one

2320
01:57:36,040 --> 01:57:37,360
Speaker 5: hundred thousand dollars.

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01:57:37,800 --> 01:57:41,160
Speaker 3: She's original Indian, m Native American.

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01:57:41,280 --> 01:57:43,200
Speaker 5: For Chris, I mean for Keith.

2323
01:57:44,160 --> 01:57:47,760
Speaker 1: Well, one hundred thousand dollars means they actually think that

2324
01:57:47,880 --> 01:57:51,080
Speaker 1: she's going to go somewhere and has money. Once again,

2325
01:57:51,160 --> 01:57:53,480
Speaker 1: we're on the white thing. But Gloria.

2326
01:57:55,400 --> 01:57:57,760
Speaker 5: A right, So where are you going with this?

2327
01:57:58,200 --> 01:57:58,320
Speaker 1: Him?

2328
01:57:58,400 --> 01:58:00,520
Speaker 5: I need a determination. That's the end of the article.

2329
01:58:00,840 --> 01:58:03,320
Speaker 3: Well, Lauren is making a point in the chat room.

2330
01:58:03,360 --> 01:58:06,640
Speaker 3: Does the did article say she's crazy or eccentric?

2331
01:58:07,280 --> 01:58:07,440
Speaker 1: Uh?

2332
01:58:10,040 --> 01:58:12,760
Speaker 5: It says mentally ill, mentally ill?

2333
01:58:14,640 --> 01:58:17,640
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm gonna say Ecuadorian.

2334
01:58:17,400 --> 01:58:20,680
Speaker 5: Ecuadorian, all right, I need to look up what those

2335
01:58:20,720 --> 01:58:24,320
Speaker 5: people look like. And uh, what about you?

2336
01:58:24,880 --> 01:58:29,320
Speaker 4: You're saying, I say white, one eighth Puerto Rican that

2337
01:58:29,400 --> 01:58:31,280
Speaker 4: she always brings up uncomfortably a party.

2338
01:58:33,320 --> 01:58:36,200
Speaker 5: All right. The chat room is saying, she not crazy,

2339
01:58:36,320 --> 01:58:40,320
Speaker 5: she eccentric, gray gardens white. She just happened to have

2340
01:58:40,440 --> 01:58:46,280
Speaker 5: a knife on her for pumpkin carbon white. White people

2341
01:58:46,360 --> 01:58:47,240
Speaker 5: do love pumpkins.

2342
01:58:48,600 --> 01:58:51,440
Speaker 1: White shovel two hours to carbon Park.

2343
01:58:51,920 --> 01:58:54,520
Speaker 5: Yeah, Like, I don't know how that stereotype didn't stick,

2344
01:58:54,640 --> 01:58:57,120
Speaker 5: cause that should like if we love chicken, which everybody does.

2345
01:58:57,200 --> 01:58:59,480
Speaker 5: But let's be honest, we got stuck with that. White

2346
01:58:59,520 --> 01:59:04,160
Speaker 5: people should definitely get stuck with white. She got that

2347
01:59:04,320 --> 01:59:10,800
Speaker 5: knife out of Hurricane Seattle. White Mexican. She brings unseasoned

2348
01:59:10,840 --> 01:59:15,920
Speaker 5: potato salad to all the yacht parties. White, that's clearly white.

2349
01:59:17,240 --> 01:59:19,040
Speaker 1: That really was another thing I used to go to

2350
01:59:19,400 --> 01:59:22,360
Speaker 1: like super duper rich white people's parties and their spread

2351
01:59:22,400 --> 01:59:24,360
Speaker 1: would look so good and then you eat it and

2352
01:59:24,400 --> 01:59:28,320
Speaker 1: you're like, did someone bother that?

2353
01:59:28,720 --> 01:59:29,240
Speaker 5: The worst?

2354
01:59:29,560 --> 01:59:32,800
Speaker 1: You guys have all the money, this should be tasting

2355
01:59:32,920 --> 01:59:35,880
Speaker 1: like all the money, and it tastes like white nothings.

2356
01:59:36,280 --> 01:59:37,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean there was so many.

2357
01:59:37,760 --> 01:59:39,680
Speaker 1: Colors in the food. I'm like, did you even bother

2358
01:59:39,800 --> 01:59:42,400
Speaker 1: putting salt? You know, salt doesn't cost as much as

2359
01:59:42,480 --> 01:59:44,480
Speaker 1: like this gourmet shit. It was amazing.

2360
01:59:44,920 --> 01:59:47,440
Speaker 5: Yeah, that is the worst, man, especially if like like

2361
01:59:47,480 --> 01:59:50,240
Speaker 5: when we had pot lucks and ship at work, I'm

2362
01:59:50,320 --> 01:59:51,800
Speaker 5: just like, oh, I wish I would have rosted some

2363
01:59:51,920 --> 01:59:55,440
Speaker 5: seasoning man, like I could have hooked this ship up.

2364
01:59:55,480 --> 01:59:57,600
Speaker 5: It's not that the macaron cheese is terrible, it's just

2365
01:59:57,760 --> 01:59:58,640
Speaker 5: not good.

2366
01:59:58,880 --> 02:00:01,960
Speaker 1: You know. I used to put hot sauce in my purse.

2367
02:00:02,040 --> 02:00:06,120
Speaker 1: I'm not kidding like it was. I just couldn't deal.

2368
02:00:06,200 --> 02:00:07,960
Speaker 1: I was just like, I'm putting hot sauce on everything,

2369
02:00:08,000 --> 02:00:10,280
Speaker 1: and you all have like the terrible hot sauce. I'm

2370
02:00:10,280 --> 02:00:13,520
Speaker 1: bringing sarrachra chains were made for me.

2371
02:00:14,200 --> 02:00:20,880
Speaker 5: Oh everything, Hell yeah, I put everything. I love that.

2372
02:00:21,240 --> 02:00:23,000
Speaker 3: I'll tell you what doesn't need scha. You guys ever

2373
02:00:23,080 --> 02:00:28,600
Speaker 3: have a good pumpkin? White people, we love pumpkins so

2374
02:00:28,720 --> 02:00:29,280
Speaker 3: much we buy.

2375
02:00:34,040 --> 02:00:35,240
Speaker 5: It's funny because it's true.

2376
02:00:37,040 --> 02:00:39,080
Speaker 2: You're turning to do a spice monking spice.

2377
02:00:40,200 --> 02:00:41,320
Speaker 3: Spice doesn't matter.

2378
02:00:42,800 --> 02:00:44,880
Speaker 5: Let's see, thought Scalvin. The woman would have honored the

2379
02:00:44,960 --> 02:00:48,520
Speaker 5: Indians like the Redskins name white Ki.

2380
02:00:49,040 --> 02:00:51,120
Speaker 3: Sorry, the pumpkin spices are serracha.

2381
02:00:54,000 --> 02:00:55,560
Speaker 5: Well, only you guys can call it that. I'm not

2382
02:00:55,640 --> 02:01:01,360
Speaker 5: gonna say white copskill mentally ill black folk turn her

2383
02:01:01,440 --> 02:01:04,920
Speaker 5: nose as some frank red hot white. The correct answer

2384
02:01:05,200 --> 02:01:17,920
Speaker 5: is she was black. That's right. Boom, did anybody get black?

2385
02:01:19,400 --> 02:01:19,680
Speaker 3: Wow?

2386
02:01:20,040 --> 02:01:22,680
Speaker 5: Even the races ass chat room missed it, I will

2387
02:01:22,760 --> 02:01:24,840
Speaker 5: put it. I will put a picture in the chat

2388
02:01:24,960 --> 02:01:26,920
Speaker 5: so you guys can see. You guys are gonna get

2389
02:01:26,960 --> 02:01:30,080
Speaker 5: a kick out of this. And now I also send

2390
02:01:30,160 --> 02:01:31,880
Speaker 5: it to Keith Sky. He wants to click on it,

2391
02:01:31,960 --> 02:01:33,080
Speaker 5: but I can see it.

2392
02:01:34,000 --> 02:01:35,000
Speaker 3: I think it's black face.

2393
02:01:36,520 --> 02:01:38,960
Speaker 2: Frankly, I am offended as well, Keith, and I don't

2394
02:01:38,960 --> 02:01:39,960
Speaker 2: think that's our natural hair.

2395
02:01:44,240 --> 02:01:48,360
Speaker 3: I don't see any yarn. I'm not buying it. Here

2396
02:01:48,480 --> 02:01:48,640
Speaker 3: we go.

2397
02:01:48,800 --> 02:01:52,840
Speaker 5: Here's number two. So so far everybody is for one.

2398
02:01:53,800 --> 02:01:59,840
Speaker 5: Here's number two. Though Florida, Old Florida. A man is

2399
02:02:00,160 --> 02:02:05,520
Speaker 5: cues of stealing over half a million dollars worth of citrus.

2400
02:02:08,960 --> 02:02:10,200
Speaker 3: Crush.

2401
02:02:16,720 --> 02:02:19,640
Speaker 1: People are doing full productions for their stuff now.

2402
02:02:20,960 --> 02:02:24,000
Speaker 5: Citrus thief, you know like that? And first of all,

2403
02:02:24,040 --> 02:02:26,960
Speaker 5: I didn't know you could steal that much that like

2404
02:02:27,240 --> 02:02:29,520
Speaker 5: like that seems like a lot. Like that couldn't have

2405
02:02:29,600 --> 02:02:31,920
Speaker 5: been like a bag, you know what I'm saying. That

2406
02:02:31,960 --> 02:02:33,040
Speaker 5: had to be like truckloads.

2407
02:02:33,560 --> 02:02:37,520
Speaker 1: That has to be thought out and like timed.

2408
02:02:37,600 --> 02:02:40,680
Speaker 5: Well, yeah, what are you in for killing my wife?

2409
02:02:40,760 --> 02:02:42,880
Speaker 5: What about you? Citrus stuff?

2410
02:02:42,960 --> 02:02:43,120
Speaker 6: Man?

2411
02:02:43,560 --> 02:02:46,280
Speaker 5: Fucking had the great citrus heist stool.

2412
02:02:46,480 --> 02:02:47,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was.

2413
02:02:47,080 --> 02:02:50,280
Speaker 5: Gonnah, I was gonna steal half a million dollars worth

2414
02:02:50,280 --> 02:02:51,080
Speaker 5: of fucking oranges.

2415
02:02:51,160 --> 02:02:51,720
Speaker 3: Dog, it was.

2416
02:02:52,400 --> 02:02:57,000
Speaker 5: I was gonna be so rich juice for days. I'm

2417
02:02:57,040 --> 02:02:58,760
Speaker 5: talking about the old house full.

2418
02:02:58,640 --> 02:03:00,520
Speaker 3: Of juice market.

2419
02:03:00,760 --> 02:03:04,040
Speaker 5: Yeah, no more writing my name on the box. You

2420
02:03:04,160 --> 02:03:04,720
Speaker 5: can have some.

2421
02:03:08,240 --> 02:03:10,280
Speaker 1: Straight from the cart and everyone gets one.

2422
02:03:10,560 --> 02:03:11,840
Speaker 3: I rate other people's name on.

2423
02:03:14,040 --> 02:03:16,400
Speaker 5: Every like that new Coke campaign. I'll put your name

2424
02:03:16,440 --> 02:03:20,040
Speaker 5: on it. Yeah, it takes some juice. Uh. State agriculture

2425
02:03:20,080 --> 02:03:23,560
Speaker 5: officials say that at Florida man is accused of illegally

2426
02:03:23,640 --> 02:03:27,640
Speaker 5: obtaining more than four million pounds of citrus value four

2427
02:03:27,720 --> 02:03:34,960
Speaker 5: million pounds goddamn value. That value to over half a

2428
02:03:35,040 --> 02:03:37,520
Speaker 5: million dollars from five different companies.

2429
02:03:38,320 --> 02:03:40,320
Speaker 1: I say, let them keep it. I don't know you.

2430
02:03:40,400 --> 02:03:43,680
Speaker 3: Worked so hard with those fruit flies.

2431
02:03:44,040 --> 02:03:47,840
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I now should make like a fucking TV

2432
02:03:47,960 --> 02:03:49,800
Speaker 5: show about him trying to sell it, you know what

2433
02:03:49,880 --> 02:03:50,240
Speaker 5: I mean.

2434
02:03:50,840 --> 02:03:53,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't like anyone who goes through that much trouble.

2435
02:03:53,960 --> 02:03:59,200
Speaker 1: Four million citrus, whatever the fox, it's yours wife.

2436
02:03:59,200 --> 02:04:02,240
Speaker 3: It's like this better go to waste, eat it.

2437
02:04:02,600 --> 02:04:07,200
Speaker 5: Yeah, we're gonna have orange salad, orange fucking.

2438
02:04:09,360 --> 02:04:09,680
Speaker 1: Orange.

2439
02:04:13,480 --> 02:04:18,240
Speaker 5: Thank your father for these oranges, guys, Agriculture Commissioner Adam

2440
02:04:18,320 --> 02:04:21,560
Speaker 5: Puttnam said in the news release Friday that Bradley Writer

2441
02:04:21,880 --> 02:04:26,160
Speaker 5: of winter Haven entered into three contracts to local citrus

2442
02:04:26,320 --> 02:04:31,440
Speaker 5: harvest grows in March twenty fourteen in the following months,

2443
02:04:31,560 --> 02:04:34,400
Speaker 5: Writer who, as it turns out, was not a licensed

2444
02:04:34,400 --> 02:04:40,680
Speaker 5: citrus diller. Yeah. No, that's the TWISTCNT when it hans.

2445
02:04:41,000 --> 02:04:43,400
Speaker 1: Need a license, send them back to Mexico.

2446
02:04:45,560 --> 02:04:49,080
Speaker 5: He went in and harvested oranges and grapefruit from the groves.

2447
02:04:49,560 --> 02:04:53,200
Speaker 5: State official state writer pull hauled off a harvest of

2448
02:04:53,320 --> 02:04:57,760
Speaker 5: nearly fifty thousand boxes of fruit, valued at five hundred

2449
02:04:57,800 --> 02:05:00,840
Speaker 5: and thirty three thousand dollars, and didn't pay for it.

2450
02:05:02,240 --> 02:05:04,600
Speaker 5: A Writer was booked in the Polk County jail on Friday.

2451
02:05:04,680 --> 02:05:08,080
Speaker 5: The charge is unclear whether he retained an attorney. Well,

2452
02:05:08,360 --> 02:05:09,839
Speaker 5: it looks like they're gonna have to put the squeeze

2453
02:05:09,840 --> 02:05:14,120
Speaker 5: on him. Uh gush, guess the race of mister what's

2454
02:05:14,160 --> 02:05:17,120
Speaker 5: his first name? Bradley Ryder?

2455
02:05:17,800 --> 02:05:23,440
Speaker 1: Bradley because Mexicans are sick of picking food.

2456
02:05:26,440 --> 02:05:32,080
Speaker 3: Let's see, what is Bradley whiter? I'm gonna yeah, I'm

2457
02:05:32,120 --> 02:05:33,520
Speaker 3: doubling up here. I'm gonna say white.

2458
02:05:33,600 --> 02:05:36,320
Speaker 5: Okay, all right, him, then what are you thinking? I'm

2459
02:05:36,360 --> 02:05:41,040
Speaker 5: gonna say albino albina already that that is just a

2460
02:05:41,160 --> 02:05:41,800
Speaker 5: color of picnic.

2461
02:05:45,080 --> 02:05:48,280
Speaker 1: That's true, all right.

2462
02:05:48,440 --> 02:05:54,320
Speaker 5: Shout out to Victor Arnotto. By the way, Uh Bradley, Yeah,

2463
02:05:54,600 --> 02:05:59,200
Speaker 5: is fuck with that dude, Man, he's funny too. Bradley contracts.

2464
02:05:59,320 --> 02:06:03,720
Speaker 5: We see you, Columbus those trees. That means white. Eighteen

2465
02:06:03,760 --> 02:06:06,840
Speaker 5: wheeler driver. I'm assuming that means white my my uncle

2466
02:06:06,880 --> 02:06:13,200
Speaker 5: Grimer eighteen wheeler. But okay, exactly how his ancestors celebrated

2467
02:06:13,240 --> 02:06:20,080
Speaker 5: the original Thanksgiving calling himself mister Tropicannock should have been

2468
02:06:20,200 --> 02:06:24,880
Speaker 5: in the giveaway white. Next heightst is at the pumpkin

2469
02:06:24,880 --> 02:06:30,560
Speaker 5: spice factory. White Bradley, Hm, white, I just like that.

2470
02:06:30,680 --> 02:06:32,680
Speaker 5: We read all that, and then she's like the first name.

2471
02:06:32,840 --> 02:06:38,200
Speaker 5: Really come on once fresh wants fresh freeze juice while

2472
02:06:38,240 --> 02:06:43,200
Speaker 5: he hooks up his robot. White Bradley didn't have to

2473
02:06:43,280 --> 02:06:45,960
Speaker 5: pay in advance. That's white. They get generous payment terms,

2474
02:06:47,360 --> 02:06:52,960
Speaker 5: squeeze all the juice, but doesn't put no flavor in it.

2475
02:06:55,280 --> 02:06:59,240
Speaker 4: You back for a second, you could white people can

2476
02:06:59,320 --> 02:07:01,040
Speaker 4: go in and get a pumpkin and pay later.

2477
02:07:01,640 --> 02:07:06,160
Speaker 5: What Oh, man, that's some bullshit. All the privilege, all

2478
02:07:06,240 --> 02:07:12,800
Speaker 5: the privilege. Get a pumpkin bill. Six uh six of

2479
02:07:12,920 --> 02:07:16,240
Speaker 5: Mexicans stealing our jobs, so he's gonna steal one of theirs. Whites.

2480
02:07:20,320 --> 02:07:24,400
Speaker 5: Oh man, well, you guys all got it right, white

2481
02:07:30,520 --> 02:07:32,640
Speaker 5: and uh let me put his picture in the chat again.

2482
02:07:34,360 --> 02:07:37,280
Speaker 4: By the way, I meant to tell you this, when

2483
02:07:37,640 --> 02:07:42,240
Speaker 4: the audience applauses that your guests got it right, it's

2484
02:07:42,360 --> 02:07:45,360
Speaker 4: not as powerful as the booing, like there should be

2485
02:07:45,480 --> 02:07:46,200
Speaker 4: more cheering.

2486
02:07:46,560 --> 02:07:49,800
Speaker 5: Yeah, we are definitely on the negative side like the

2487
02:07:49,920 --> 02:07:52,560
Speaker 5: other ones like fuck you, they were close.

2488
02:07:52,960 --> 02:07:56,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then you get it right. It's like okay, yeah, you.

2489
02:07:56,720 --> 02:07:59,600
Speaker 5: Know it's a classy audience of people that applaud but

2490
02:07:59,720 --> 02:08:01,839
Speaker 5: the audience that booze is just ruffians.

2491
02:08:01,960 --> 02:08:02,120
Speaker 3: Yeah.

2492
02:08:02,320 --> 02:08:04,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, we hadn't found the quite the sound bite for

2493
02:08:04,840 --> 02:08:05,160
Speaker 2: that ship.

2494
02:08:05,320 --> 02:08:09,440
Speaker 1: Yeah you know, you know that the applause is for racism,

2495
02:08:09,720 --> 02:08:12,480
Speaker 1: so it has right, I guess.

2496
02:08:12,280 --> 02:08:14,560
Speaker 3: All pip pip on that one. But you get it wrong.

2497
02:08:14,600 --> 02:08:15,960
Speaker 3: It's worse than being at the apollo.

2498
02:08:16,360 --> 02:08:21,440
Speaker 5: Right all though, if you do get a really difficult one,

2499
02:08:21,520 --> 02:08:27,040
Speaker 5: we have this clapping, which is much more sophisticated, like

2500
02:08:27,080 --> 02:08:29,640
Speaker 5: a golf like Oh that, now that's good. That's like

2501
02:08:29,800 --> 02:08:30,760
Speaker 5: tennis or something.

2502
02:08:31,520 --> 02:08:31,760
Speaker 3: Away.

2503
02:08:31,760 --> 02:08:35,640
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm looking at this guy's picture. He looks exhausted.

2504
02:08:35,800 --> 02:08:41,960
Speaker 1: Who commits such an exhausting crime. It's like I don't

2505
02:08:41,960 --> 02:08:45,120
Speaker 1: want to go to work. I'm just gonna farm for

2506
02:08:45,280 --> 02:08:47,440
Speaker 1: a while. That's like the hardest work.

2507
02:08:48,120 --> 02:08:52,000
Speaker 5: Yeah that, and he's still like fifty thousand boxes like

2508
02:08:52,080 --> 02:08:54,040
Speaker 5: it wasn't even it's hard.

2509
02:08:54,360 --> 02:08:57,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's like I'm going to move someone, but I'll

2510
02:08:57,440 --> 02:09:01,080
Speaker 1: probably steal, like you know, an iPad.

2511
02:09:02,640 --> 02:09:03,720
Speaker 3: Is he doesn't have scurvy.

2512
02:09:04,280 --> 02:09:09,000
Speaker 5: Yeah that's true, and he can see really well. All right,

2513
02:09:09,440 --> 02:09:12,880
Speaker 5: bonus round guys, is you missed the one? You got

2514
02:09:12,920 --> 02:09:15,520
Speaker 5: one right, but now everything's worth double the points.

2515
02:09:16,600 --> 02:09:19,680
Speaker 3: I love the double I love those games.

2516
02:09:20,920 --> 02:09:25,000
Speaker 5: And now nothing you did matter it was turns out

2517
02:09:25,040 --> 02:09:28,320
Speaker 5: it was all bullshit, all right, So that just got.

2518
02:09:28,240 --> 02:09:31,120
Speaker 4: Us through, right, we have more commercials than game, and

2519
02:09:31,880 --> 02:09:33,560
Speaker 4: now everything's worth a million.

2520
02:09:34,800 --> 02:09:45,800
Speaker 5: Then let's do that double the pall and the race,

2521
02:09:46,640 --> 02:09:51,200
Speaker 5: Double the pall and the race. That's right, it's the

2522
02:09:51,240 --> 02:09:53,680
Speaker 5: bonus round against the race where everything's worth double the

2523
02:09:53,720 --> 02:09:58,080
Speaker 5: points and double the racism and it is one and

2524
02:09:58,320 --> 02:10:02,080
Speaker 5: one like no, that's hum and Keith are tied going

2525
02:10:02,120 --> 02:10:05,000
Speaker 5: into Oh wait them, what's the last one? Anyway, it's close.

2526
02:10:05,440 --> 02:10:07,440
Speaker 5: It doesn't matter though, because whoeveryone gets this one wins,

2527
02:10:07,520 --> 02:10:12,480
Speaker 5: so it wouldn't even matter anyway. All right, let's let's

2528
02:10:12,480 --> 02:10:17,160
Speaker 5: get out here before it gets too funky. Teams faced

2529
02:10:17,240 --> 02:10:22,280
Speaker 5: twenty years in prison after stealing boys Air jordan sneakers

2530
02:10:22,320 --> 02:10:23,040
Speaker 5: at gunpoint.

2531
02:10:23,760 --> 02:10:26,720
Speaker 1: I mean teens getting twenty years as black people already

2532
02:10:26,880 --> 02:10:32,960
Speaker 1: a Jordan's, you had an extra layer. I'm gonna guess

2533
02:10:33,040 --> 02:10:34,680
Speaker 1: black people with corn rows.

2534
02:10:35,680 --> 02:10:41,520
Speaker 5: Going with cornros either, all right, guess the hairstyle. A

2535
02:10:41,720 --> 02:10:44,880
Speaker 5: fourteen year old boy was robbed at gunpoint over his

2536
02:10:45,040 --> 02:10:49,520
Speaker 5: Air Jordan sneakers. According to a report by WSBTV in Atlanta, Georgia.

2537
02:10:50,040 --> 02:10:52,520
Speaker 5: The victim had just gotten off a school bus when

2538
02:10:52,520 --> 02:10:58,960
Speaker 5: the crime occurred. Oh reed Williams nineteen and Devon Luckett, seventeen,

2539
02:10:59,400 --> 02:11:02,360
Speaker 5: both the same. We're driving when they saw the boy

2540
02:11:02,560 --> 02:11:04,800
Speaker 5: walking away from the school bus and knows the boy

2541
02:11:04,920 --> 02:11:08,360
Speaker 5: was wearing two hundred dollars Air Jordan's. They stopped their

2542
02:11:08,400 --> 02:11:11,040
Speaker 5: car and approached the boy. Luckett flashed the gun and

2543
02:11:11,120 --> 02:11:12,640
Speaker 5: told the boy give them up.

2544
02:11:13,160 --> 02:11:13,720
Speaker 2: Oh my god.

2545
02:11:13,840 --> 02:11:15,440
Speaker 1: They were in a car and he was getting off

2546
02:11:15,440 --> 02:11:17,000
Speaker 1: a bus and they took his ship.

2547
02:11:17,360 --> 02:11:18,320
Speaker 3: He was walking in his.

2548
02:11:18,360 --> 02:11:21,840
Speaker 5: Air Jordan's so like he needed on. The sneakers were

2549
02:11:21,920 --> 02:11:25,960
Speaker 5: removed and handed to Lucket. They didn't even ask what size.

2550
02:11:28,040 --> 02:11:32,240
Speaker 2: Totally yeah, no, only asked what size? Stealing right, you know?

2551
02:11:32,880 --> 02:11:37,560
Speaker 5: Days later, Luckett posted a picture of himself aha wearing

2552
02:11:37,680 --> 02:11:39,280
Speaker 5: the Air Jordans on Instagram.

2553
02:11:39,520 --> 02:11:41,040
Speaker 2: Social media gets you every time.

2554
02:11:41,200 --> 02:11:44,000
Speaker 5: Don't want the police to have any trouble solve in

2555
02:11:44,080 --> 02:11:44,520
Speaker 5: that case?

2556
02:11:44,680 --> 02:11:48,720
Speaker 2: All right, post it online.

2557
02:11:49,200 --> 02:11:51,400
Speaker 3: You just got Jordan's. What you keep it a secret?

2558
02:11:52,280 --> 02:11:55,160
Speaker 5: It's Jordan's, that's true. You only get those to take

2559
02:11:55,200 --> 02:11:58,839
Speaker 5: pictures of them. When police arrested Luckett and Williams, Luckett

2560
02:11:59,000 --> 02:12:03,880
Speaker 5: was wearing the shoes. Ha, No, no need to make

2561
02:12:04,520 --> 02:12:06,440
Speaker 5: the CSI people did some work.

2562
02:12:07,880 --> 02:12:08,400
Speaker 3: Jordan's.

2563
02:12:08,760 --> 02:12:12,920
Speaker 4: Don't put them on a shelf, aladies.

2564
02:12:13,680 --> 02:12:17,200
Speaker 5: As police attroached him, he said, these are those boys

2565
02:12:17,320 --> 02:12:23,000
Speaker 5: Jordan's and it's like he said, not my stolen Jordan's. Nah.

2566
02:12:24,840 --> 02:12:28,200
Speaker 5: Violence surrounding Air Jordan's sneakers is detailed in the novel

2567
02:12:28,280 --> 02:12:31,280
Speaker 5: twenty three. Since the nineteen eighties, teams from across the

2568
02:12:31,400 --> 02:12:33,800
Speaker 5: nation have died have been severely injured by criminals who

2569
02:12:33,840 --> 02:12:37,840
Speaker 5: desire to take their air. Jordan's, Puckett and Williams were

2570
02:12:37,920 --> 02:12:42,040
Speaker 5: charged with arm robbery and aggravated assault. If convicted, they

2571
02:12:42,120 --> 02:12:45,080
Speaker 5: faced a maximum sentence of twenty years in jail. Guess

2572
02:12:45,120 --> 02:12:47,960
Speaker 5: the race of Divon Luckett? Why did they say pucket

2573
02:12:48,040 --> 02:12:51,560
Speaker 5: in the last that's the spelling their Divon Luckett and

2574
02:12:51,640 --> 02:12:52,520
Speaker 5: Reid Williams.

2575
02:12:53,600 --> 02:12:55,360
Speaker 1: Why twenty years? That's since then?

2576
02:12:56,480 --> 02:12:56,640
Speaker 3: Wait?

2577
02:12:56,640 --> 02:12:58,360
Speaker 5: Which what'd you say, Hender? Which race?

2578
02:12:59,000 --> 02:12:59,640
Speaker 2: Twenty years?

2579
02:13:00,040 --> 02:13:03,360
Speaker 5: One years? Yeah, Keith, what do you think?

2580
02:13:03,800 --> 02:13:05,160
Speaker 3: They're both black? No question?

2581
02:13:06,280 --> 02:13:08,320
Speaker 4: And the picture you're gonna show us is gonna have

2582
02:13:08,440 --> 02:13:10,280
Speaker 4: them holding a gun on Facebook.

2583
02:13:14,400 --> 02:13:18,640
Speaker 5: Says jungle bunnies who want their kids to be fashionable

2584
02:13:20,080 --> 02:13:24,760
Speaker 5: doing old school crimes. Black twin brother darknesses, boys whose

2585
02:13:24,760 --> 02:13:30,720
Speaker 5: grandmother calls magazines books tar babies. Like the extra racism on.

2586
02:13:30,720 --> 02:13:31,360
Speaker 1: The end of that one.

2587
02:13:32,200 --> 02:13:35,080
Speaker 5: Anything related to a pair of Jordan's is always some

2588
02:13:35,200 --> 02:13:40,720
Speaker 5: nigga shit black? Are they real black? Which is from

2589
02:13:40,760 --> 02:13:44,840
Speaker 5: a video that we have of So there was like

2590
02:13:45,160 --> 02:13:47,360
Speaker 5: some shoes coming out, and the news went out to

2591
02:13:47,400 --> 02:13:50,040
Speaker 5: see who was in line, and this one dude was

2592
02:13:50,160 --> 02:13:53,040
Speaker 5: so happy he got his shoes that he was dancing

2593
02:13:53,080 --> 02:13:55,560
Speaker 5: on the news and he licked the sole of his

2594
02:13:55,680 --> 02:13:59,280
Speaker 5: shoes and he goes, ah, they real that's where that

2595
02:13:59,360 --> 02:14:02,840
Speaker 5: comes from. And another girl, another girl in that video, goes,

2596
02:14:03,440 --> 02:14:05,760
Speaker 5: it's crazy out here. People got their babies out here.

2597
02:14:05,920 --> 02:14:08,600
Speaker 5: They gonna catch Uh, what'd you say? They were't gonna

2598
02:14:08,600 --> 02:14:13,920
Speaker 5: catch ammonia. They gonna catch ammonia. That's my favorite video.

2599
02:14:14,040 --> 02:14:18,480
Speaker 5: Man only had either a twenty year NBA career or

2600
02:14:18,520 --> 02:14:22,680
Speaker 5: twenty years in prison. Is life choices from birth? Anyway? Twitter,

2601
02:14:22,800 --> 02:14:28,440
Speaker 5: niggas Kuta lost the foot for this black anyway, the

2602
02:14:28,480 --> 02:14:37,600
Speaker 5: correct dancing. Everybody got it. It's black And I'll put

2603
02:14:37,640 --> 02:14:41,920
Speaker 5: that picture in the chat. And Kimdo was so close

2604
02:14:42,000 --> 02:14:45,040
Speaker 5: on their hair, so close but just a little off.

2605
02:14:45,280 --> 02:14:47,840
Speaker 5: It was just regular astroidge.

2606
02:14:50,720 --> 02:14:53,320
Speaker 3: Not even making a gun with their hands. I don't know.

2607
02:14:54,880 --> 02:14:56,320
Speaker 5: I mean, I think they'll get a quitted.

2608
02:14:56,840 --> 02:14:58,720
Speaker 1: They're cute, Yeah, I think.

2609
02:14:58,760 --> 02:15:00,240
Speaker 5: I mean they look like they could be in Harris

2610
02:15:00,320 --> 02:15:02,200
Speaker 5: Murder Crew, you know the.

2611
02:15:05,280 --> 02:15:05,480
Speaker 3: Yeah.

2612
02:15:05,760 --> 02:15:09,880
Speaker 5: I like those guys other than the crime stuff. All right, now,

2613
02:15:09,960 --> 02:15:11,440
Speaker 5: we got to end the show on to say on

2614
02:15:11,520 --> 02:15:16,160
Speaker 5: the segment that I always have to talk about sword ratchetness.

2615
02:15:19,160 --> 02:15:23,440
Speaker 5: Mm hmmm. Uh, just let that play out. It's the

2616
02:15:23,640 --> 02:15:25,040
Speaker 5: longest sound flip ever.

2617
02:15:26,600 --> 02:15:29,920
Speaker 6: And someone dies at the end every time. I'm hoping

2618
02:15:29,920 --> 02:15:31,600
Speaker 6: he gonna get away one day, but it never does.

2619
02:15:32,720 --> 02:15:32,960
Speaker 3: Dunk.

2620
02:15:33,680 --> 02:15:37,120
Speaker 5: Oh ship man. That's how that's that's how it goes.

2621
02:15:38,080 --> 02:15:38,200
Speaker 7: Uh.

2622
02:15:38,440 --> 02:15:41,760
Speaker 5: Sword ratchetness is uh basically our cause where we talk

2623
02:15:41,840 --> 02:15:46,040
Speaker 5: about people who have swords all around this country. There's

2624
02:15:46,880 --> 02:15:52,920
Speaker 5: no regulation on swords. Really, you don't have to register. Uh,

2625
02:15:53,000 --> 02:15:55,760
Speaker 5: you don't have to have a waiting period on the walls.

2626
02:15:55,880 --> 02:15:57,400
Speaker 5: You can get you know a lot of if you've

2627
02:15:57,400 --> 02:15:59,200
Speaker 5: ever been to any of these comic cons and ship,

2628
02:15:59,360 --> 02:16:02,600
Speaker 5: like the swords there that they say are replicas and ship,

2629
02:16:02,840 --> 02:16:05,240
Speaker 5: they will kill you. They are killing with people. The

2630
02:16:05,280 --> 02:16:09,120
Speaker 5: people are killing their family with this and ship. Yeah,

2631
02:16:09,560 --> 02:16:12,400
Speaker 5: so you gotta fucking keep your head on the swivel

2632
02:16:13,200 --> 02:16:14,200
Speaker 5: because of my dad.

2633
02:16:14,360 --> 02:16:17,160
Speaker 1: My dad had a sword on the wall. He's Persian.

2634
02:16:18,320 --> 02:16:20,280
Speaker 5: Was it that cur that's Curvey sword.

2635
02:16:20,640 --> 02:16:24,560
Speaker 1: No, it was like very like Samurai with like Persian

2636
02:16:24,600 --> 02:16:27,320
Speaker 1: looking art on it. Like it was a very long sword.

2637
02:16:27,400 --> 02:16:29,400
Speaker 1: I think there were two like criss crossed. It was,

2638
02:16:29,880 --> 02:16:32,120
Speaker 1: I don't know. It hurt made no sense the fact

2639
02:16:32,160 --> 02:16:32,840
Speaker 1: that that's art.

2640
02:16:33,640 --> 02:16:37,720
Speaker 5: Right, like you couldn't, like you couldn't put a working

2641
02:16:38,000 --> 02:16:40,520
Speaker 5: weapon on the wall for art and like keep it

2642
02:16:40,600 --> 02:16:43,200
Speaker 5: loaded right, Like no, Like people go, that's fucking crazy.

2643
02:16:43,200 --> 02:16:45,320
Speaker 5: Why would you do that? A sword is always loaded.

2644
02:16:45,400 --> 02:16:47,360
Speaker 5: It can actually never be empty, you know.

2645
02:16:47,920 --> 02:16:51,199
Speaker 1: Right, the fact that I came home late, like past curfew,

2646
02:16:51,200 --> 02:16:53,760
Speaker 1: it was like crazying me with the sword on my wall. Yeah.

2647
02:16:54,400 --> 02:16:56,160
Speaker 3: Oh, when it comes to one to go on a

2648
02:16:56,280 --> 02:16:59,560
Speaker 3: data as a kid, she had to fight for it, right.

2649
02:17:00,160 --> 02:17:02,680
Speaker 5: She's like, father, I really like him and I think

2650
02:17:02,720 --> 02:17:03,280
Speaker 5: we should go out.

2651
02:17:03,280 --> 02:17:07,440
Speaker 3: And he's like, oh god, how much do you want dessert?

2652
02:17:08,480 --> 02:17:14,400
Speaker 5: Yeah? Uh. North poleman charged after assaulting his girlfriend with

2653
02:17:14,480 --> 02:17:17,080
Speaker 5: a sword wild high on meth Oh.

2654
02:17:17,320 --> 02:17:27,800
Speaker 3: Oh, I guess the race right, because I would have

2655
02:17:27,800 --> 02:17:28,600
Speaker 3: been doing this all day.

2656
02:17:31,520 --> 02:17:37,760
Speaker 5: North old man face comes to drop off mail black Sir, sir,

2657
02:17:37,879 --> 02:17:42,959
Speaker 5: what are you saying? I was right? A Northfold man

2658
02:17:43,080 --> 02:17:46,000
Speaker 5: faces multiple charges for allegedly beating his girlfriend and threatening

2659
02:17:46,040 --> 02:17:49,800
Speaker 5: her with a sword while high on methanphetamine Tuesday night.

2660
02:17:50,240 --> 02:17:53,640
Speaker 5: Travis Lee Fugate thirty four is charging two counts of

2661
02:17:53,680 --> 02:17:57,640
Speaker 5: felony second degree assault, felony coercion, and misdemeanor fourth degree

2662
02:17:57,680 --> 02:17:58,840
Speaker 5: assault for the incident.

2663
02:18:00,080 --> 02:18:00,879
Speaker 1: How much time.

2664
02:18:02,879 --> 02:18:06,120
Speaker 5: I don't know. Yeahn't say how much is getting charged with,

2665
02:18:06,480 --> 02:18:08,400
Speaker 5: just that those are the accusations. He must not have

2666
02:18:08,440 --> 02:18:10,360
Speaker 5: been sentence yet. This is fresh. This is hot and

2667
02:18:10,400 --> 02:18:15,680
Speaker 5: fresh off the presses. The victims children were present during

2668
02:18:15,720 --> 02:18:18,880
Speaker 5: the assault. That's always it's always nice for them to

2669
02:18:18,920 --> 02:18:21,600
Speaker 5: get to see that, you know, learn how life really is.

2670
02:18:23,120 --> 02:18:26,240
Speaker 5: Alaska State Troopers retrieved a report from the victim of

2671
02:18:26,640 --> 02:18:29,400
Speaker 5: employer on Tuesday morning that she had called in sick

2672
02:18:29,440 --> 02:18:31,040
Speaker 5: to work and seemed to be in distress.

2673
02:18:31,840 --> 02:18:36,840
Speaker 1: It's too boring in Alaska here, Yeah you could.

2674
02:18:36,959 --> 02:18:38,200
Speaker 5: I didn't know you could do that.

2675
02:18:39,120 --> 02:18:40,560
Speaker 1: Oh, in Alaska, there's time.

2676
02:18:40,440 --> 02:18:40,720
Speaker 3: To do it.

2677
02:18:41,120 --> 02:18:41,800
Speaker 5: Yeah, I guess so.

2678
02:18:42,000 --> 02:18:42,120
Speaker 2: Man.

2679
02:18:42,160 --> 02:18:44,320
Speaker 5: I'm glad I never worked there because I used to

2680
02:18:44,360 --> 02:18:46,440
Speaker 5: call it sick at my job all the time when

2681
02:18:46,440 --> 02:18:49,119
Speaker 5: I hated it. Like, oh, I think it's in distress.

2682
02:18:49,200 --> 02:18:49,400
Speaker 1: Man.

2683
02:18:50,720 --> 02:18:53,359
Speaker 5: Police show up to me eating Cheetos and playing Xbox.

2684
02:18:56,800 --> 02:18:59,360
Speaker 5: I'm okay, officers, just just walk away from the door.

2685
02:19:00,640 --> 02:19:03,400
Speaker 5: The caller was aware the victim had problems with fugate

2686
02:19:03,480 --> 02:19:06,320
Speaker 5: and was concerned that he was holding her against her will. Okay,

2687
02:19:06,640 --> 02:19:08,960
Speaker 5: so they knew her boyfriend was a crazy sword with

2688
02:19:09,120 --> 02:19:13,240
Speaker 5: the maniac. Troopers responded to the address and the victim

2689
02:19:13,320 --> 02:19:15,600
Speaker 5: ran outside and said, thank god, you guys are here.

2690
02:19:16,360 --> 02:19:19,039
Speaker 5: The victim was very emotional and said fugate was high

2691
02:19:19,120 --> 02:19:24,240
Speaker 5: on mess and armed with swords. Fugate a period at

2692
02:19:24,280 --> 02:19:27,600
Speaker 5: the door, and he was unarmed. He exited like that,

2693
02:19:27,760 --> 02:19:29,440
Speaker 5: move what swords?

2694
02:19:33,120 --> 02:19:34,400
Speaker 2: I don't know what you're talking about.

2695
02:19:34,600 --> 02:19:36,320
Speaker 5: Come man, get out of here.

2696
02:19:38,080 --> 02:19:40,480
Speaker 1: Swords right before you came in, Where would I put those?

2697
02:19:40,720 --> 02:19:45,040
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's just those swords. Those swords leaned up against

2698
02:19:45,080 --> 02:19:47,960
Speaker 5: the door. Don't even look at those. Man. He exited

2699
02:19:48,000 --> 02:19:50,120
Speaker 5: this house at police command, and he was detained and

2700
02:19:50,160 --> 02:19:52,920
Speaker 5: read his Miranda rights. The victim told troopers she had

2701
02:19:52,959 --> 02:19:55,040
Speaker 5: gone to his house the previous evening to half dinner.

2702
02:19:55,480 --> 02:19:58,560
Speaker 5: He confronted her and accused her of conspired accused her

2703
02:19:58,640 --> 02:20:02,039
Speaker 5: of conspiring against him online online.

2704
02:20:02,480 --> 02:20:06,360
Speaker 3: Oh my goodness, I was like where yeah, yeah, on Facebook.

2705
02:20:07,040 --> 02:20:07,160
Speaker 1: Uh.

2706
02:20:07,680 --> 02:20:11,280
Speaker 5: Then he threw her to the floor. Fugate put on

2707
02:20:11,920 --> 02:20:13,920
Speaker 5: what got on top of the victim and punched her

2708
02:20:14,000 --> 02:20:16,200
Speaker 5: and then drove his forearm into her neck. When she

2709
02:20:16,280 --> 02:20:19,360
Speaker 5: tried to defend herself, the victim tried to roll over

2710
02:20:19,600 --> 02:20:22,480
Speaker 5: and he placed her in the chokehold until she was unconscious.

2711
02:20:22,800 --> 02:20:25,200
Speaker 5: She woke to find herself on the floor against the wall,

2712
02:20:25,320 --> 02:20:28,520
Speaker 5: with him repeatedly punching her in the face. Yeah, this

2713
02:20:28,600 --> 02:20:31,480
Speaker 5: guy's of her children. They're not a good person. Game.

2714
02:20:31,840 --> 02:20:34,800
Speaker 5: These sword owners gotta be careful. He grabbed the sword

2715
02:20:34,879 --> 02:20:36,880
Speaker 5: and put it to the victim's neck and said it

2716
02:20:37,000 --> 02:20:39,440
Speaker 5: was the end for her. The victim of LiTi was

2717
02:20:39,480 --> 02:20:41,440
Speaker 5: gonna kill her and begged him not to because of

2718
02:20:41,440 --> 02:20:44,000
Speaker 5: the children. And then he took the sword away from

2719
02:20:44,080 --> 02:20:46,440
Speaker 5: her and said he would have killed her if it

2720
02:20:46,560 --> 02:20:49,920
Speaker 5: wasn't for the children. Thank god she had those kids. Man,

2721
02:20:50,120 --> 02:20:52,800
Speaker 5: who maybe Republicans are right.

2722
02:20:53,320 --> 02:20:56,440
Speaker 1: Whether he's gonna kill her or not because of her children, Yes,

2723
02:20:57,800 --> 02:20:59,680
Speaker 1: but he just admitted that he's going to jail for

2724
02:20:59,720 --> 02:21:00,160
Speaker 1: long her.

2725
02:21:00,360 --> 02:21:03,959
Speaker 4: Y'all I understand when you have children.

2726
02:21:06,040 --> 02:21:08,320
Speaker 5: Maybe I played this thing all wrong. I won't throw

2727
02:21:08,400 --> 02:21:11,120
Speaker 5: condos at people. I guess you need the children so

2728
02:21:11,280 --> 02:21:12,280
Speaker 5: your man won't kill you.

2729
02:21:12,440 --> 02:21:15,440
Speaker 6: Well, you know some people consider their animals. I know

2730
02:21:16,240 --> 02:21:20,039
Speaker 6: Keith has his little Doggie, So yeah, if a dog

2731
02:21:20,160 --> 02:21:20,720
Speaker 6: was there, would that.

2732
02:21:20,760 --> 02:21:21,720
Speaker 2: Be considered children?

2733
02:21:23,160 --> 02:21:26,200
Speaker 3: My dog is like a child. Yeah, you can't do

2734
02:21:26,360 --> 02:21:27,680
Speaker 3: you would traumatize the dog.

2735
02:21:27,920 --> 02:21:30,640
Speaker 5: If cats started trying to kill Keith in front of Huggsy,

2736
02:21:30,680 --> 02:21:32,400
Speaker 5: he would be like, but Huggsy, and then she had

2737
02:21:32,440 --> 02:21:33,840
Speaker 5: to let him go because is adorable.

2738
02:21:34,280 --> 02:21:36,360
Speaker 1: So you know what this means for this woman? Like

2739
02:21:36,520 --> 02:21:38,480
Speaker 1: from then from now on, her children and good be

2740
02:21:38,560 --> 02:21:40,600
Speaker 1: like I assumed your life. You can't tell me what

2741
02:21:40,720 --> 02:21:40,880
Speaker 1: to do.

2742
02:21:41,840 --> 02:21:47,120
Speaker 5: They're gonna start calling our first name, Sharon. You ain't

2743
02:21:47,120 --> 02:21:49,680
Speaker 5: say that when you were about to die. Sharing Now

2744
02:21:49,680 --> 02:21:51,000
Speaker 5: I gotta put my toys up.

2745
02:21:51,160 --> 02:21:56,760
Speaker 3: Wow, all right, I'll put my toys away. Try not

2746
02:21:56,879 --> 02:21:57,600
Speaker 3: to die too much.

2747
02:21:57,879 --> 02:22:02,760
Speaker 5: Yeah, the victim none of their toys can be swords anymore.

2748
02:22:02,760 --> 02:22:05,959
Speaker 5: I hope. The victim told troopers fugate made her smoke

2749
02:22:06,040 --> 02:22:08,600
Speaker 5: meth with him by forcing her to breathe in his

2750
02:22:08,760 --> 02:22:11,199
Speaker 5: exhalations after he took a hit off his myth pipe.

2751
02:22:11,640 --> 02:22:14,000
Speaker 5: Oh now, do y'all believe that part?

2752
02:22:15,320 --> 02:22:18,200
Speaker 1: I believe that you know a man could intimidate his

2753
02:22:18,360 --> 02:22:20,480
Speaker 1: wife to do that kind of stuff. And I also

2754
02:22:20,560 --> 02:22:22,720
Speaker 1: believe that you think that this is going to be

2755
02:22:22,760 --> 02:22:24,600
Speaker 1: the last crazy Do you know what I mean? Like?

2756
02:22:25,080 --> 02:22:26,640
Speaker 1: Final do mess with you? But then we have to

2757
02:22:26,640 --> 02:22:31,120
Speaker 1: calm down. But uh, I don't know, I feel like

2758
02:22:31,160 --> 02:22:32,960
Speaker 1: we should teach women that they could punch them a

2759
02:22:33,000 --> 02:22:34,160
Speaker 1: little sooner than they think.

2760
02:22:34,879 --> 02:22:39,720
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, wah. I think she just needed like she

2761
02:22:39,959 --> 02:22:42,000
Speaker 5: needed like a dagger, you know what I mean, Like

2762
02:22:42,040 --> 02:22:43,840
Speaker 5: if he had a sword, she just like stabed him

2763
02:22:43,879 --> 02:22:47,440
Speaker 5: in the side real quick. Run. Well, anyway, they did

2764
02:22:47,560 --> 02:22:51,560
Speaker 5: myth somehow together, but not willfully, and the victim says

2765
02:22:51,600 --> 02:22:53,360
Speaker 5: she ain't held about four or five hits of myth

2766
02:22:53,440 --> 02:22:55,240
Speaker 5: because he told her that he would be her if

2767
02:22:55,280 --> 02:22:58,440
Speaker 5: she didn't. Well, you get that's just like the DARE program.

2768
02:22:58,520 --> 02:23:01,720
Speaker 5: When I was in eighth grade, they convinced me if

2769
02:23:01,720 --> 02:23:03,520
Speaker 5: I went to the bathroom, I was gonna definitely end

2770
02:23:03,600 --> 02:23:04,560
Speaker 5: up smoking some weed.

2771
02:23:04,800 --> 02:23:06,120
Speaker 2: Yes, somebody was gonna be in. There had to be

2772
02:23:06,160 --> 02:23:06,680
Speaker 2: some drugs.

2773
02:23:08,520 --> 02:23:12,560
Speaker 5: Bullying you into drugs can bullying you into drugs, not offering.

2774
02:23:12,879 --> 02:23:14,959
Speaker 5: It was like smoke this weed, motherfucker.

2775
02:23:15,040 --> 02:23:18,800
Speaker 1: You're like, okay, that's true, that's true. I remember learning that,

2776
02:23:18,840 --> 02:23:20,520
Speaker 1: and I remember when I first went to clubs as

2777
02:23:20,560 --> 02:23:23,000
Speaker 1: a teenager, I was like bringing a coke.

2778
02:23:23,600 --> 02:23:26,360
Speaker 5: Yeah, you know what, you just reach your age, Like

2779
02:23:26,400 --> 02:23:27,880
Speaker 5: I think the chronic came out and I was like,

2780
02:23:27,959 --> 02:23:30,080
Speaker 5: oh this shiit sells itself, you.

2781
02:23:30,080 --> 02:23:30,520
Speaker 1: Know what I mean?

2782
02:23:30,720 --> 02:23:35,360
Speaker 5: Like nobody's accidentally fucking falling into the world of smoking

2783
02:23:35,400 --> 02:23:37,760
Speaker 5: that you gotta ask for that shit. I knew it

2784
02:23:37,879 --> 02:23:39,680
Speaker 5: was fucked up because I wasn't cool enough to get

2785
02:23:39,720 --> 02:23:40,640
Speaker 5: any That's how I knew.

2786
02:23:41,280 --> 02:23:43,320
Speaker 6: I couldn't tell you what I'm such, I'm like a

2787
02:23:43,440 --> 02:23:47,599
Speaker 6: flat square. When people use like language and shit for drugs.

2788
02:23:47,360 --> 02:23:47,920
Speaker 2: I'm like, what's that?

2789
02:23:48,040 --> 02:23:48,320
Speaker 3: Who that?

2790
02:23:48,440 --> 02:23:50,840
Speaker 6: I remember one time man me and rogerck was was

2791
02:23:51,360 --> 02:23:53,080
Speaker 6: we call them some h well they are white for

2792
02:23:53,120 --> 02:23:54,640
Speaker 6: some of his white friends. They were talking about like

2793
02:23:54,760 --> 02:23:57,720
Speaker 6: them getting on drugs and shit, and I was baffled.

2794
02:23:57,800 --> 02:23:59,760
Speaker 6: I was like, but but that's legal.

2795
02:24:01,000 --> 02:24:04,920
Speaker 5: You go to jail for that ship right, But that's

2796
02:24:05,000 --> 02:24:05,240
Speaker 5: just us.

2797
02:24:05,320 --> 02:24:07,800
Speaker 2: I couldn't comprehend that, Yeah, we go to jail for that.

2798
02:24:07,920 --> 02:24:11,320
Speaker 5: Not my wife friends would be fine. That was totally different.

2799
02:24:12,480 --> 02:24:13,920
Speaker 5: Like we were rolling, we were doing.

2800
02:24:14,320 --> 02:24:16,800
Speaker 2: I was asking questions like like, what what's that and

2801
02:24:16,879 --> 02:24:17,480
Speaker 2: what that means?

2802
02:24:17,640 --> 02:24:20,280
Speaker 5: Yeah, chars like what you can do letters of the alphabet?

2803
02:24:20,680 --> 02:24:20,800
Speaker 1: Right?

2804
02:24:20,879 --> 02:24:21,840
Speaker 2: Why didn't nobody.

2805
02:24:21,600 --> 02:24:25,359
Speaker 3: Tell me this? And the cops would answer all our questions.

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02:24:26,440 --> 02:24:26,920
Speaker 5: Exactly.

2807
02:24:27,560 --> 02:24:29,039
Speaker 2: In fact, they would offer the help.

2808
02:24:29,160 --> 02:24:31,960
Speaker 5: What they're like, sir, sir, your pupils are dilator. You're

2809
02:24:31,959 --> 02:24:34,600
Speaker 5: clearly on the floors of drugs and Johnson Street is

2810
02:24:34,600 --> 02:24:42,000
Speaker 5: that way? You just go to the lift. So yeah, man,

2811
02:24:42,080 --> 02:24:44,360
Speaker 5: he made her do drugs. And then he told the

2812
02:24:44,440 --> 02:24:46,080
Speaker 5: victims she was gonna stay in the house for one

2813
02:24:46,160 --> 02:24:49,520
Speaker 5: week and insisted on being within touching distance of her

2814
02:24:49,560 --> 02:24:52,040
Speaker 5: at all times. He would not let her go to

2815
02:24:52,120 --> 02:24:57,000
Speaker 5: the bathroom without him present. Troopers found the victims three

2816
02:24:57,400 --> 02:24:59,760
Speaker 5: children playing video games in one of the bedrooms and

2817
02:24:59,800 --> 02:25:02,360
Speaker 5: then appear to be safe and in good health. So

2818
02:25:02,440 --> 02:25:03,120
Speaker 5: he's a good father.

2819
02:25:03,320 --> 02:25:03,720
Speaker 6: That I mean.

2820
02:25:03,760 --> 02:25:06,000
Speaker 5: You gotta you know, if we're gonna say to.

2821
02:25:06,000 --> 02:25:08,600
Speaker 2: The bascreaming in the background, he was a good father.

2822
02:25:08,959 --> 02:25:10,840
Speaker 5: If you're gonna say bad stuff about people care, you

2823
02:25:10,879 --> 02:25:15,519
Speaker 5: gotta say the good stuff. And you know he's very affectionate.

2824
02:25:17,480 --> 02:25:19,480
Speaker 5: He doesn't you know, he cares. He doesn't let him

2825
02:25:19,480 --> 02:25:25,760
Speaker 5: out of his sight. Yes, yep. A meth pipe was

2826
02:25:25,800 --> 02:25:27,720
Speaker 5: found on the dresser in his bedroom, and the sam

2827
02:25:27,840 --> 02:25:30,040
Speaker 5: Rod sword was found under his bed, and another sword

2828
02:25:30,120 --> 02:25:33,080
Speaker 5: was found between the dresser and the closet, and so

2829
02:25:33,600 --> 02:25:35,320
Speaker 5: set of blass knuckles were found on top.

2830
02:25:35,200 --> 02:25:35,560
Speaker 3: Of the bed.

2831
02:25:36,400 --> 02:25:43,960
Speaker 5: Judge not, yes, you know anybody's love I'll say, a

2832
02:25:44,280 --> 02:25:48,080
Speaker 5: relationship between two consenting adults is their business. Okay. So

2833
02:25:48,920 --> 02:25:52,040
Speaker 5: if you guys want to be domestically violent and uh

2834
02:25:52,560 --> 02:25:54,280
Speaker 5: trap your kids in the house and use swords on

2835
02:25:54,360 --> 02:25:56,800
Speaker 5: each other, then who am I you know, to tell

2836
02:25:56,840 --> 02:25:58,240
Speaker 5: you that's not the way to love each other. That's

2837
02:25:58,280 --> 02:25:58,760
Speaker 5: all I'm saying.

2838
02:25:59,400 --> 02:26:02,920
Speaker 1: Anyway, till about like thirty years ago, that was the

2839
02:26:03,000 --> 02:26:04,039
Speaker 1: cops stance on things.

2840
02:26:04,400 --> 02:26:05,200
Speaker 5: Yeah, oh for real.

2841
02:26:05,320 --> 02:26:07,640
Speaker 6: Yeah, I've seen man, man, and for some still today

2842
02:26:07,680 --> 02:26:09,480
Speaker 6: depending on the situation, that's true.

2843
02:26:09,760 --> 02:26:13,160
Speaker 5: Yeah, yep. You just got to find a uh everybody,

2844
02:26:13,200 --> 02:26:17,040
Speaker 5: that's someone out there for Everybody's what I'm saying. Okay, there,

2845
02:26:17,480 --> 02:26:19,959
Speaker 5: find the person that you can victimize it nobody. Okay,

2846
02:26:20,720 --> 02:26:23,760
Speaker 5: all right, man, that's it for today show. It is

2847
02:26:23,879 --> 02:26:26,959
Speaker 5: so great man to have y'all on. Yes, can y'all

2848
02:26:27,040 --> 02:26:32,000
Speaker 5: tell people like when the tours starting, and you know, uh,

2849
02:26:32,360 --> 02:26:35,240
Speaker 5: we'll obviously go to keithandegirl dot com slash tour.

2850
02:26:37,080 --> 02:26:37,480
Speaker 3: Preus.

2851
02:26:38,240 --> 02:26:40,879
Speaker 5: It starts in October, right, Yes, it.

2852
02:26:40,959 --> 02:26:43,640
Speaker 1: Starts October ninth in Seattle, and then we go down

2853
02:26:43,720 --> 02:26:46,840
Speaker 1: to Portland, San Francisco, LA. And then we start going

2854
02:26:46,920 --> 02:26:50,200
Speaker 1: across Vegas and we end up in the Oklahoma, but

2855
02:26:50,280 --> 02:26:53,080
Speaker 1: please check out. We're gonna be in your city. We

2856
02:26:53,160 --> 02:26:55,400
Speaker 1: have some really good comedians in Portland. We have somebody

2857
02:26:55,480 --> 02:26:58,880
Speaker 1: actually from Portlandia. We have Paul F. Tompkins, just Joyce

2858
02:26:58,920 --> 02:27:02,000
Speaker 1: docturewin like where. We have some great comics traveling with

2859
02:27:02,160 --> 02:27:05,840
Speaker 1: us and also some great comedians joining us along the way.

2860
02:27:06,400 --> 02:27:09,640
Speaker 1: And our audience, I feel like is similar to yours.

2861
02:27:09,760 --> 02:27:13,320
Speaker 1: They like get together in the chat and if you

2862
02:27:13,360 --> 02:27:16,680
Speaker 1: don't know anybody, you'll definitely make friends. This is like

2863
02:27:16,760 --> 02:27:19,120
Speaker 1: an all inclusive whether you know the show or not,

2864
02:27:19,400 --> 02:27:21,039
Speaker 1: just come out to see it. We promise will make

2865
02:27:21,120 --> 02:27:24,320
Speaker 1: you laugh. Keithanthegirl dot com slash tour. Check out the

2866
02:27:24,400 --> 02:27:26,600
Speaker 1: tour dates. See if somebody else that you know is

2867
02:27:26,640 --> 02:27:29,040
Speaker 1: in the city, tell them to buy tickets or just

2868
02:27:29,200 --> 02:27:31,200
Speaker 1: like watch the videos that we made. We took some

2869
02:27:31,280 --> 02:27:34,560
Speaker 1: time to make some really short ten to fifteen second promos.

2870
02:27:34,640 --> 02:27:36,840
Speaker 1: Take a look. It's all there at Keithanthegirl dot com

2871
02:27:36,959 --> 02:27:39,640
Speaker 1: slash Tour. If you share it, we'll really appreciate it.

2872
02:27:39,800 --> 02:27:40,080
Speaker 1: Thank you.

2873
02:27:40,520 --> 02:27:42,480
Speaker 5: We will make sure to put it at the show

2874
02:27:42,560 --> 02:27:45,240
Speaker 5: outs for sure. And I watched them all this morning.

2875
02:27:45,280 --> 02:27:48,320
Speaker 5: It's so fucking funny they are and you know, we

2876
02:27:48,720 --> 02:27:51,520
Speaker 5: obviously we stay for y'all's podcast, so makes we do

2877
02:27:51,720 --> 02:27:53,640
Speaker 5: we all? Yeah, if you're listening to us and you

2878
02:27:53,760 --> 02:27:55,760
Speaker 5: aren't listening to Kethan a Girl, I'm a little shocked,

2879
02:27:56,160 --> 02:27:59,160
Speaker 5: but you should definitely take the time out to listen

2880
02:27:59,280 --> 02:28:03,480
Speaker 5: now because uh there. Imagine if they did a show

2881
02:28:03,520 --> 02:28:04,520
Speaker 5: and we weren't interrupting them.

2882
02:28:04,879 --> 02:28:08,520
Speaker 1: Uh it was. It was so much fun. And yeah,

2883
02:28:08,560 --> 02:28:10,840
Speaker 1: our show is free. It's free keithanthegirl dot com. You

2884
02:28:11,080 --> 02:28:13,560
Speaker 1: just get it there on iTunes. You can subscribe for free.

2885
02:28:13,600 --> 02:28:16,800
Speaker 1: It's it's a very similar to yours, so your audience

2886
02:28:16,879 --> 02:28:17,680
Speaker 1: knows the process.

2887
02:28:18,000 --> 02:28:19,880
Speaker 5: There you go, man, because we got it from you.

2888
02:28:20,320 --> 02:28:23,560
Speaker 5: You okay, we learned it from you. All right, guys,

2889
02:28:23,600 --> 02:28:24,360
Speaker 5: we'll talk to you all.

2890
02:28:26,360 --> 02:28:26,680
Speaker 1: On us.

2891
02:28:29,760 --> 02:28:32,120
Speaker 5: You know what's funny, We literally, I literally did get

2892
02:28:32,160 --> 02:28:34,120
Speaker 5: guess the rations from you guys, because Keith used to

2893
02:28:34,120 --> 02:28:37,640
Speaker 5: saying ironically, like just the race of these people, and

2894
02:28:37,760 --> 02:28:39,680
Speaker 5: I was like, why aren't we guessing the race of

2895
02:28:39,760 --> 02:28:42,400
Speaker 5: these people? I don't know what it is?

2896
02:28:42,959 --> 02:28:43,120
Speaker 1: You know?

2897
02:28:43,840 --> 02:28:48,359
Speaker 5: All right? Man, you guys, we'll be back tomorrow Monday,

2898
02:28:48,520 --> 02:28:50,840
Speaker 5: and until then, I love you, I love you.