1 00:00:00,040 --> 00:00:02,759 Speaker 1: Today, I affed up by having an impromptu gang bang 2 00:00:02,960 --> 00:00:06,120 Speaker 1: with crack and meth heads. See this is where OP 3 00:00:06,320 --> 00:00:08,880 Speaker 1: messed up. I mean, this is a huge mistake. This 4 00:00:08,960 --> 00:00:11,360 Speaker 1: was an impromptu gang bang. You gotta plan that. You 5 00:00:11,440 --> 00:00:14,160 Speaker 1: gotta plan it. You gotta put it in the Google calendar. 6 00:00:14,160 --> 00:00:17,160 Speaker 1: You gotta make sure everyone's invited and has sent the 7 00:00:17,280 --> 00:00:21,239 Speaker 1: calendly send it. That is a huge mistake. Get party favors, 8 00:00:21,280 --> 00:00:23,760 Speaker 1: party favors, which is easy. You know what everyone wants 9 00:00:23,880 --> 00:00:27,400 Speaker 1: either cracker meth. Wow, so simple. I'll be honest. It's 10 00:00:27,440 --> 00:00:29,120 Speaker 1: a weird one for me. I feel like I needed 11 00:00:29,200 --> 00:00:31,240 Speaker 1: a trauma dump. Yeah you do. I went on a 12 00:00:31,320 --> 00:00:33,320 Speaker 1: date with this girl and it went well but ended 13 00:00:33,360 --> 00:00:36,320 Speaker 1: earlish as she had work the next morning. And from 14 00:00:36,320 --> 00:00:38,720 Speaker 1: an age younger than I cared to admit, I've had 15 00:00:38,840 --> 00:00:43,000 Speaker 1: access to a swinging website. I had been pretty horny 16 00:00:43,040 --> 00:00:44,720 Speaker 1: all day and was in the mood, so I messaged 17 00:00:44,760 --> 00:00:47,800 Speaker 1: a couple on there that said they were down, let's go. 18 00:00:48,040 --> 00:00:50,519 Speaker 1: Is that how easy it is? This is news to me? 19 00:00:50,880 --> 00:00:53,160 Speaker 1: What is this man has a date that ends early? 20 00:00:53,240 --> 00:00:55,000 Speaker 1: Is like, I guess there's more time in the day. 21 00:00:55,160 --> 00:00:56,840 Speaker 1: I get on this swing and I guess I got 22 00:00:56,840 --> 00:00:59,040 Speaker 1: a big old nut to bust, So who am I 23 00:00:59,080 --> 00:01:01,640 Speaker 1: gonna do it with? Well, I walked about thirty five 24 00:01:01,680 --> 00:01:04,640 Speaker 1: minutes away from my home to theirs thirty five minutes away, 25 00:01:04,720 --> 00:01:07,160 Speaker 1: So I guess there are horny mills in my area. 26 00:01:07,640 --> 00:01:11,600 Speaker 1: The sit the ads were right, they were right. I 27 00:01:11,720 --> 00:01:14,479 Speaker 1: arrived and it was a dimly lit room. The female 28 00:01:14,720 --> 00:01:18,520 Speaker 1: was faced down up. I guess maybe are they're British. 29 00:01:18,720 --> 00:01:20,440 Speaker 1: Maybe maybe it's only in Britain that I have this. 30 00:01:20,600 --> 00:01:23,560 Speaker 1: And I proceeded what I intended, and we start to 31 00:01:23,680 --> 00:01:27,319 Speaker 1: win it. Oh gosh. After a short while, another couple arrive. 32 00:01:27,520 --> 00:01:30,680 Speaker 1: We go downstairs to have more space, my goodness, and 33 00:01:30,840 --> 00:01:33,639 Speaker 1: almost immediately I get a bad vibe off the new couple. 34 00:01:33,840 --> 00:01:37,679 Speaker 1: As soon as they walk in. They gave strong alcoholic vibes. Anyway, 35 00:01:37,720 --> 00:01:40,280 Speaker 1: we're getting on with things, and people's clothes start coming off, 36 00:01:40,319 --> 00:01:42,760 Speaker 1: and people get more loose, and then I start to 37 00:01:42,840 --> 00:01:45,959 Speaker 1: notice a few curious details. The male from the original 38 00:01:45,959 --> 00:01:49,160 Speaker 1: couple has track marks up his arm from what I 39 00:01:49,160 --> 00:01:52,080 Speaker 1: can only assume is heroin. Oh and you know what 40 00:01:52,120 --> 00:01:56,480 Speaker 1: track marks are, ah, not like little raised bumps from 41 00:01:56,600 --> 00:02:00,360 Speaker 1: where you insert the needle alarm bells are ringing. I 42 00:02:00,440 --> 00:02:02,360 Speaker 1: take a bit of a back seat as I'm starting 43 00:02:02,400 --> 00:02:05,920 Speaker 1: to feel uneasy, and then lo and behold out becomes 44 00:02:06,040 --> 00:02:09,480 Speaker 1: the meth pipe. Woo. Now I'm no stranger to drugs, 45 00:02:09,480 --> 00:02:12,120 Speaker 1: but even for me, this was a bit much. I'm 46 00:02:12,160 --> 00:02:15,520 Speaker 1: starting to plan an exit strategy. Well, this is all happening. 47 00:02:15,560 --> 00:02:17,360 Speaker 1: The new couple have a few hits from the pipe, 48 00:02:17,360 --> 00:02:21,120 Speaker 1: and the woman will not stop talking. She tells her 49 00:02:21,120 --> 00:02:25,840 Speaker 1: whole life story mid game pig. How she was raised 50 00:02:25,880 --> 00:02:28,760 Speaker 1: in care along with her seven other siblings, how she 51 00:02:28,840 --> 00:02:31,960 Speaker 1: stole her sister's identity in order to work. Oh my, 52 00:02:32,240 --> 00:02:34,840 Speaker 1: she hasn't tried met before, but she thought, hey, this 53 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:36,919 Speaker 1: might be a time to try. Why not? For man 54 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:39,359 Speaker 1: also tells his life story in and out of prison, 55 00:02:39,560 --> 00:02:41,960 Speaker 1: sold guns most of his life and had them pointed 56 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:44,760 Speaker 1: at his head. He is, furthermore also keen on the 57 00:02:44,800 --> 00:02:48,480 Speaker 1: old crack o' clock. Yeah what At this point, I 58 00:02:48,639 --> 00:02:51,639 Speaker 1: just say, fuck it. I'm gonna go get changed and leave. Okay, 59 00:02:51,840 --> 00:02:55,200 Speaker 1: I'm not one to judge, but what the fuck? My 60 00:02:55,320 --> 00:02:57,919 Speaker 1: plan is to go to the pharmacy tomorrow and hope 61 00:02:57,960 --> 00:03:00,320 Speaker 1: they will start me on PREP just in case. Prep 62 00:03:00,440 --> 00:03:03,400 Speaker 1: is the anti AIDS thing. IM not sure I want 63 00:03:03,440 --> 00:03:06,720 Speaker 1: to take the risk, although apparently I thought unprotected sex 64 00:03:06,960 --> 00:03:09,560 Speaker 1: was an okay decision with a bunch of people I 65 00:03:09,639 --> 00:03:15,360 Speaker 1: had just met. Fml op op op op op Oh god, 66 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:18,880 Speaker 1: wow you really did that. Big x men, big eggs. 67 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:19,520 Speaker 1: That's not good.