Speaker 1: Sometimes you slay me, David Brody when I when I
Speaker 1: go to your Instagram, you saw that, yeah, I said
Speaker 1: you posted a picture of you underneath a gravity blanket.
Speaker 1: All right. So I had a stressful day yesterday, a
Speaker 1: bunch of things happened in my life, and so I
Speaker 1: went home, like, you know, I'm gonna take a nap.
Speaker 1: Nobody was in the house. It was nice and quiet.
Speaker 1: I got under my, uh my twenty pound gravity blanket,
Speaker 1: yet got under the twenty because that one, for me,
Speaker 1: that's just right right in the middle, and I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'll just take a twenty minute nap. Apparently I must
Speaker 1: have slept for about two hours because at some point
Speaker 1: my daughter came in took a picture of me with
Speaker 1: my gravity blanket over my head, which is my arms
Speaker 1: sticking out because I was all snuggled, and I just
Speaker 1: I just when you you know, you get under gravity blanket,
Speaker 1: you get comfortable, you sleep. Gravity blankets are all that.
Speaker 1: It's a premium weighted blanket that stimulates or whoa some
Speaker 1: for some, but it simulates the feeling of of being
Speaker 1: of being held swaddled, like back in the days when
Speaker 1: you were like, oh, I don't know in the womb,
Speaker 1: there's this natural it's a natural calming effect. You lose
Speaker 1: the anxiety that you don't swallow your baby like I
Speaker 1: swaddowed myself over my head. I had the blanket like
Speaker 1: on my face, right, So, yeah, you were using it
Speaker 1: in a way that it was question. Well here's the thing.
Speaker 1: Gravity blanket also makes face masks. They have a cooling version.
Speaker 1: It's a sleep mask. But I didn't have one, so
Speaker 1: I just used the blanket on my face. Some people
Speaker 1: think that, oh, the blanket is gonna it's too hot
Speaker 1: for these summer months. Well not true. They have the
Speaker 1: cooling version of the blankets. Somebody texted into the other
Speaker 1: star in morning show today and they said, what about
Speaker 1: now am I gonna sweat? And I said, there's cooling
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Speaker 1: buys dat up. They're making noise data dot up. Episode
Speaker 1: eighty three, it's the Brooklyn Boys podcast. We got a
Speaker 1: full house here, yeah by like shout out to the
Speaker 1: thirty seven text messages that came in during the morning
Speaker 1: show that said start up, start up, Brooklyn Boys. Thursday
Speaker 1: Slice for Life, Slices for Life Friends on who we are?
Speaker 1: Our friend Dan yelling yelling, Dan Yelle stopped by here?
Speaker 1: Was I like to refer to Danielle and Spruce on
Speaker 1: the loose? What your little what your long awaited return?
Speaker 1: People have been asking for you. I just saw Dan
Speaker 1: yelling here and I had to come in. He's like
Speaker 1: a magnet yells around gravity poll and what what brought
Speaker 1: you in here? Was it the smell of steak actually
Speaker 1: the mac and cheese. I was I smelled it down
Speaker 1: the hall. I was dying, smelled it down the hall
Speaker 1: we got a late morning delivery from our friends at
Speaker 1: Ben and Jack's. By the way, this is not an endorsement. Nope.
Speaker 1: They left a lot of their equipment here, and so
Speaker 1: Elvis noticed yesterday, Hey, they left their chafing dishes from theft.
Speaker 1: They were up here like a month and a half ago. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they delivered a steak and shrimped to the morning they
Speaker 1: had to go open up their restaurants. They left when
Speaker 1: we was deleting. So I here it is noon on
Speaker 1: a Thursday, and I went to go call the chef
Speaker 1: at Mirror and I said, hey, buddy, could you come
Speaker 1: and pick your equipment up because it's been sitting out
Speaker 1: here for a while. We don't want to take a damage,
Speaker 1: dirty serving se bunch of pigs. It's a guy here
Speaker 1: in the building, no names, who takes that stuff home
Speaker 1: and uses it at home. Okay, Well, anyway, so we
Speaker 1: talk about that because we're talking about a few weeks.
Speaker 1: So a few weeks ago they left their stuff here.
Speaker 1: So I said, listen, man, you gotta come pick it up.
Speaker 1: And the chef is like, well, I'm not coming at
Speaker 1: the hand it, So I'm like, really, he goes. I said, no,
Speaker 1: chef please, it's noon. People of leaving. The people left
Speaker 1: for the day already. He was, dude, I gotta bring
Speaker 1: you some porterhouses. I gotta bring you some shrimp. I
Speaker 1: gotta bring steak. So I mean, what did I say?
Speaker 1: Where are they right? They're still out there? Yeah? Wait
Speaker 1: a second. Here in fifteen minutes from when they delivered
Speaker 1: to now gone steaks of gone shook hold on, cheese on,
Speaker 1: time out? What was that time out? You did it again?
Speaker 1: What did they do? I gotta get a jingle for
Speaker 1: for hold on? What is that? Look? The bones are gone,
Speaker 1: toes are gone. You see what he just did. Let
Speaker 1: let me tell you what they brought up here. They
Speaker 1: brought steak, shrimp, cocktail, mac and cheese, mashed potatoes, broccoli.
Speaker 1: That was broccoli was on. Hold on, hold on When
Speaker 1: we were excited about about a minute a half ago
Speaker 1: about what they brought. He said, they brought steak and
Speaker 1: and he looked at you and he said, they got
Speaker 1: collared greens. He looked at me, right, you saw color,
Speaker 1: say colored greens? Colored greens? Yeah, because he knows traditionally
Speaker 1: black people eat collared green. Also, people in the South.
Speaker 1: Don't get me wrong, but black people South. I know
Speaker 1: spruce likes color. You're like, hey, man, because that's in
Speaker 1: the run DMC song, Mom's got fat facts cooking with
Speaker 1: colared green collar. When you look, you didn't look at
Speaker 1: Danielle Delo. You look at Danielle and say collard green.
Speaker 1: You didn't even look at her and say brock like yeah,
Speaker 1: you food race. You racially profile him on the menu,
Speaker 1: your food bigot, I inadvertently your figgot your figot hashtag figot?
Speaker 1: Did I inadvertently look? I swear I must have been
Speaker 1: advertently looked at you actually said you listen, you looked
Speaker 1: at me? Did this? Yeah? You did? Did you notice
Speaker 1: he did double gun fingers? He went boom, color green
Speaker 1: a man? No, no, no, people listening to this, they're
Speaker 1: highly exaggerating this moment. Really did you? Did you not
Speaker 1: do double gun? Points? You like color green? Yeah? Blow
Speaker 1: them off? Yeah? Are you saying that a man of
Speaker 1: color can't like shrimp cocktail? You didn't say anything. I
Speaker 1: wouldn't mention that. I shouldn't have mentioned that because that
Speaker 1: was all gone, that left about. You didn't know that
Speaker 1: until the curtain just went. I just lifted the curtain,
Speaker 1: like sh what's worse is they don't even have collar greens.
Speaker 1: You got his hopes up. No, Brodie tickled in the
Speaker 1: pan you seriously the tevone stick rockl the collar greens
Speaker 1: and get me excited. Well yeah, he was like you
Speaker 1: want to know? He just in case you'll be you know,
Speaker 1: invested in the conversation. I'm so sorry, guys, that's not less.
Speaker 1: You're lucky didn't bring any large fruit the scary do
Speaker 1: that Bertie, like when you wants me to get interested
Speaker 1: in something at Yeah, yeah, like any minute now he's
Speaker 1: gonna mention Tyra Banks on the Yeah Dan Dan yet?
Speaker 1: So you really just came up. I think you came
Speaker 1: to see us. I didn't know you came up for freeing.
Speaker 1: In heart defense, I invited her up. Okay, because number one,
Speaker 1: she's fantastic. Number two she had a hilarious story to tell,
Speaker 1: which which she doesn't remember. Okay, it's been a week.
Speaker 1: Have you been drinking. I've been drinking. Um, yesterday I
Speaker 1: had some cocito. Day before that, I had some wine.
Speaker 1: She couldn't do cocaine. That's not good. No coketo A
Speaker 1: little cocaine small Okay, but look at the savages over
Speaker 1: here more people. But there's there's a new I Heart
Speaker 1: radio podcast. How many episodes we have the sixth one?
Speaker 1: Just one up today? Okay, the sixth one to six episodes?
Speaker 1: Half now, well that's plug us up. I've never done
Speaker 1: that before. Okay, not in the last So so here's
Speaker 1: the thing. There's six episodes and it features four friends
Speaker 1: of ours, Astra we've known forever. Wendy Wild from KTUL
Speaker 1: w k TU in New York. It's our rhythmic station.
Speaker 1: That means they take songs that we play on the
Speaker 1: pop station, they put a behind it and they make
Speaker 1: this the same song. It's like a dell. They put
Speaker 1: like a dance feed onder. Anyway, great radio station, just
Speaker 1: getting around and West r I T guy who's been
Speaker 1: on this podcast say yes to the West and now
Speaker 1: and Danielle you're on that. So the four of them, well,
Speaker 1: what episode did you join? I joined the number four,
Speaker 1: number four, numbers one two in trade right, she ain't
Speaker 1: on notes. So then they were like, oh you should
Speaker 1: hang out on four and now she's on five and six.
Speaker 1: But she wasn't on the first tree. Why why because
Speaker 1: they said, oh what the three of us do this?
Speaker 1: Then there they're the radio professionals and then we're gonna
Speaker 1: slide her in. Well, no, they said, we'll have you
Speaker 1: on as a guest. Yeah, have double D come over here,
Speaker 1: and we're gonna do We're gonna do this podcast. They
Speaker 1: call you double D on that podcast because of our initials.
Speaker 1: Your perverse holies are up here. Okay, continue, let me
Speaker 1: tell you the rest of the story. So they invite
Speaker 1: me up the rest of the story. Why don't you
Speaker 1: come up and uh, you know, let's pronounce your worries.
Speaker 1: So we did a number four number four syllables, and
Speaker 1: I was hysterical. Hello, were you cracking yourself up? Or
Speaker 1: you will be laughing? They will. They made you a
Speaker 1: member on the spot. Yes. By the way, the Beats
Speaker 1: and Booze podcast just took all the rest of the food. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know. And Spruce is ship in here like you
Speaker 1: mother feeding every podcast on. Lady just sitting in front
Speaker 1: of the microphone and he's trying to get out there.
Speaker 1: No color greens though, no, no, every every pan is empty.
Speaker 1: No fried chicken for okay. So, uh so, if you
Speaker 1: listen to episodes one to three, they're good. Yeah, But
Speaker 1: episodes four and five from what I've heard a completely
Speaker 1: different podcast. Since Danielle is good, you have to shake
Speaker 1: it up and take it to the next level from them. Now,
Speaker 1: what's it called tails over? Cocktails? Right? That's t a
Speaker 1: l ees right, tails over. I like that that. I
Speaker 1: like to play on words. That's yeah, that is What
Speaker 1: do you call that? On a mootopia? I don't want
Speaker 1: to know you? Is that a homophone using homo whoa
Speaker 1: whoa tomms? Well, because it's two words that two words
Speaker 1: that that are pronounced the same way, which spelled differently.
Speaker 1: What do you call that? Hominem's don't tweets? Commmmmm, I
Speaker 1: love you, Spruce. You should you should make Spruce a
Speaker 1: permanent part of our You guys have a good screwed me? Okay,
Speaker 1: So I want to I want to send a shout
Speaker 1: out to Amanda Underscore S two O two talking about
Speaker 1: don't tweet us. Okay, she tweeted us and and she
Speaker 1: hashtag don't tweet me, and she sent uh. She sent
Speaker 1: the screenshot of a tweet by Hoff Matthews h H
Speaker 1: O F F M A T T H E w
Speaker 1: S and he wrote the closest you can get to
Speaker 1: knowing what it's like to be a ghost is listening
Speaker 1: to a podcast where the hosts of trying to remember
Speaker 1: a piece of trivia that you know, that's my one
Speaker 1: of my favorite quotes ever because people sit there at
Speaker 1: the podcast yelling it's seven on this podcast. Don't tweet
Speaker 1: us because by the time you've heard this podcast, we've
Speaker 1: already looked up and looked it up. You know. Anyway,
Speaker 1: So I have the Jersey Kid on the phone. Maybe
Speaker 1: maybe you guys could be counseled today. Did you do?
Speaker 1: You don't even tell me you had him on the phone?
Speaker 1: I got, we got Spruce here and Spruce on the
Speaker 1: loose and yelling Danielle's in the studio, and I got,
Speaker 1: and I got, and I got the Jersey Kid Greg T.
Speaker 1: Because I have two bones to pick with here, I am. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So here's the thing, and I'm gonna be really brief
Speaker 1: about this, please, um So I got Greg T out
Speaker 1: of a ticket? Can you get him out of the show?
Speaker 1: Greg T was doing eighty six in a sixty five
Speaker 1: the other day on the New Jersey Turnpike and he
Speaker 1: got he pulled over by a New Jersey State trooper
Speaker 1: and several um p BA cards later. Those are cards
Speaker 1: that that show you're a member of the Police Benevolent
Speaker 1: Association in New York. And the state trooper said, excuse me, sir,
Speaker 1: our son, I don't know what they called you. What
Speaker 1: do they call you? Moron? No, no, not the police officer,
Speaker 1: not your no, no, no, I was saying the police
Speaker 1: officers said that, not that he isn't so anyway, long
Speaker 1: story longer, flying down what's called the high occupancy lane, right,
Speaker 1: which by law you have to have two or more people,
Speaker 1: and it's just me, right, I'm doing eighty six down
Speaker 1: and uh, I saw him poking his nose out, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, damn it, he got me, so sure enough
Speaker 1: he pulls out and I just said, you know, I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna make this a car chase. Let me just
Speaker 1: pull myself over to pull myself over. And he comes
Speaker 1: up to the car window, and I said, do I
Speaker 1: get any favoritism because I pulled myself over? And he
Speaker 1: laughed and he said, let me see your life registraight,
Speaker 1: So I gave him all my stuff, and then of
Speaker 1: course I gave him my fourteen carrot gold police gold car.
Speaker 1: Where did you get this? He found out you were
Speaker 1: great to the frat boy. I'm paraphrasing, so we can
Speaker 1: because we gotta get to the second thing real quick
Speaker 1: because I think it's even bigger. Wait till these guys
Speaker 1: hear this. Uh, and he said, you're Greg T. And
Speaker 1: then it turns out that the state trooper said he said,
Speaker 1: he goes, oh my god, Scary Jones is a good
Speaker 1: friend of ours. He's down and uh he has a
Speaker 1: body that works at the station house and said, oh
Speaker 1: thank god, it's so nice. So and he that all right,
Speaker 1: he goes, I gotta give you a warning though, because
Speaker 1: you really I got you a ticket. And then I said,
Speaker 1: you owe me a steak dinner? And you owe me
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, he owes your steak dinner. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So you se where I'm going with this. So what
Speaker 1: I was gonna do is I see where you better
Speaker 1: not be going with it. No, I'm gonna tell you
Speaker 1: right now. I was gonna say that because I know
Speaker 1: Brody a steak dinner. Now Greg T owes me a
Speaker 1: steak dinner. I'm gonna pass the love from Greg T
Speaker 1: and transfer the free steak dinner the steak didn't know.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you why. I'll tell you what it's not
Speaker 1: gonna work. I'll tell you what. It's not gonna work.
Speaker 1: No offense. Great, hold on a second, no, hold on,
Speaker 1: hold on, hold on, hold on. I'll tell you. I'll
Speaker 1: tell you why. I'll tell you what. This isn't gonna work. Because,
Speaker 1: for those of you that remember the story as to
Speaker 1: why scare a steak dinner, there were two people that
Speaker 1: said they would take me to a steak dinner. What
Speaker 1: is he doing? Absolutely? Yeah, yeah, yeah, who's hey, you
Speaker 1: get pulled over again? My buddy's on a buddy does
Speaker 1: a podcast, and yeah, I have somebody doing some work.
Speaker 1: That's great story. You can't attention here. So okay. So
Speaker 1: the problem is back in when I did this massive
Speaker 1: favor for the members of the morning show I work on,
Speaker 1: where again I took a career hit for them so
Speaker 1: they could get money. Greg t and Scary both said, Brodie,
Speaker 1: we're gonna take you out the dinner. They both fucking
Speaker 1: owe me a steak dinner. You are not gonna have
Speaker 1: two steak dinners because you still owe me a steak dinner. So, Brudy,
Speaker 1: how many steak dinners do you have? Coming on again?
Speaker 1: Greg t owes me one Scary oon. No, No, you're
Speaker 1: not passing off another one. You owe me a steak dinner.
Speaker 1: Why can't I try to be honest and the idea?
Speaker 1: Think your dinner was my idea and you never did.
Speaker 1: We built a podcast around it. At least I came
Speaker 1: up with the idea. You know, I'll go to bed
Speaker 1: fulfilled this tonight knowing that you fed me on ideas.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, hey, T, I had hey, listen, go
Speaker 1: shopping tonight. T. I have an idea about giving you
Speaker 1: a thousand dollars. There you go, Yeah, an idea about Greg.
Speaker 1: Don't take that. Don't take that. Okay, creeping update on
Speaker 1: the broody steak dinner, the steak dinners. You stow me
Speaker 1: a steak dinner. No, stows me a steak dinner, and
Speaker 1: you're not passing it off. It doesn't work that way.
Speaker 1: Why can't I I can great get by this guy
Speaker 1: two steaks. You don't just dinn give me. If he
Speaker 1: ever took me to dinner, he'd buy me two steaks
Speaker 1: at once and say, what, I just got Bet and
Speaker 1: Jack steak for free? What's that? T? What if I
Speaker 1: go to the store and buy him in a sta dinner?
Speaker 1: What if I give you my not pulling money instead
Speaker 1: of real money. All right, that's not gonna work. Can
Speaker 1: we get to the second thing? Real quick? About Greig?
Speaker 1: That wasn't the second thing. We had traffic, We have
Speaker 1: traffic pullover, we had stick dinner. What else is there?
Speaker 1: A Florida man got arrested yesterday? Entertainment you have to
Speaker 1: do with that? Greg? Okay? What the guy that the
Speaker 1: thing I like? I like? Florida Florida man got arrested
Speaker 1: because he wouldn't scratch the sticker off of his car,
Speaker 1: the bumper sticker that said I eat as. He wouldn't
Speaker 1: scratch the ass off his car. He wouldn't scratch the
Speaker 1: sticker off the car, so they threw him in jail.
Speaker 1: So Greg t started a very vile conversation in a
Speaker 1: group chat which Brody was not a part of, which
Speaker 1: I don't understand why Brody was the only guy you
Speaker 1: left off the text message. Explain. I'll explain the reason
Speaker 1: why I did not put Brody on there is that
Speaker 1: because Brody is legendary for not wanting to be a
Speaker 1: part of chat. So instead of hearing him, you know,
Speaker 1: bitch about it. The next morning, I just said I'm
Speaker 1: not even going to trust trust me, Brodie. But if
Speaker 1: this is a good one, you didn't want to be
Speaker 1: a part of this. And this is why I need you, guys, Danielle,
Speaker 1: I need, I need everybody's photo. You say this is
Speaker 1: a nasty, disgusting chat message rule, okay about eating as
Speaker 1: you need here, That's what I'm going to I'm going
Speaker 1: to actually not right, I'm gonna lessen the blow. What
Speaker 1: part of the text is that the nutshell in a nutshell?
Speaker 1: What were you doing? Okay in a nutshell? Greg T wrote,
Speaker 1: Can any of you guys comment on this? I eat
Speaker 1: asked sticker. I don't understand what the big deal is.
Speaker 1: I would eat it all day, in fact, and then
Speaker 1: we all commented whatever our feelings whatever. I don't think
Speaker 1: the guys should have By the way, I don't think
Speaker 1: the guy should have been thrown a gel for the
Speaker 1: bumper sticker is he's an asked eater? Well, he says
Speaker 1: he likes it, and then he says, scary, I'd eat
Speaker 1: your girlfriend Robbin's ass. Oh that's Assid And then you're
Speaker 1: you're and goes in again and says, well, what do
Speaker 1: you mean? He goes in again, He says, hey, Froggy,
Speaker 1: what about you? Would you eat? Robbin's asked? He starts
Speaker 1: taking a pole in the room if they were what
Speaker 1: you sayond hole in the room. What do you mean
Speaker 1: you mean by that? Okay, do you say asked? When
Speaker 1: you say asked everybody that what does that mean? And
Speaker 1: he said he said he would, So Greg t starts
Speaker 1: a room starts. Now all of a sudden, all the
Speaker 1: attention is to towards my girlfriend, who didn't, who wasn't
Speaker 1: a part of this conference, talking behind her back. It's anyway,
Speaker 1: hold on, hold on, So then all this happens, and
Speaker 1: then to shut the room up, because you know, Gregg,
Speaker 1: he was gonna go on for days. And don't don't
Speaker 1: give him the buchline just yet, don't. I'm let me
Speaker 1: set my things up. Tell what because I did? What
Speaker 1: I did was ten times worse. But where do you
Speaker 1: let him meet yours said? Ten times I said something worse? Guys, right, listen,
Speaker 1: if you were in a room with just the fellas
Speaker 1: and you guys all know each other very well, all right,
Speaker 1: so you're saying it's like locker room talk, like we're
Speaker 1: on a tour bus exactly right, right, it's locker room talk.
Speaker 1: Don't want to hear anything, right, locker round, locker room now.
Speaker 1: And so therefore I could say something about Scari's girlfriend,
Speaker 1: knowing that he's talking to run back and go tell
Speaker 1: her anyway, and then he could turn around, he could
Speaker 1: say something about my wife. If you want, I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna run back and go tell her. It's just guys
Speaker 1: being guy. Hold on, hold on, guys being guys. Is like, hey, scary,
Speaker 1: if you aren't dating Robin, I would. I would absolutely
Speaker 1: date her. She's beautiful, she's a wonderful week you right,
Speaker 1: you know what, Hey, scary, if you want with Robin,
Speaker 1: I could see myself with her. That's the kind of
Speaker 1: thing guys say, Hey, you know what your girls hot?
Speaker 1: I would dore you say it like a joke. You
Speaker 1: don't get specific and sexual. Now here's how I stopped.
Speaker 1: I put it into now. I made the whole room. Okay,
Speaker 1: I made the whole room. Leave the group chat with
Speaker 1: the following comment because hold on, because wait, Brody and Bruce,
Speaker 1: I especially want you guys, because he goes she's scary.
Speaker 1: Froggy would eat Robin's ass. Ha ha ha, I'll eat
Speaker 1: everybody's ass, I love ass, to which I wrote, great,
Speaker 1: you can start with your daughter's whoa hold on? No
Speaker 1: no no no you know, no no you can't know.
Speaker 1: I want to know. No no, no, no no no. Okay.
Speaker 1: What he did was he took a different levels of wrong,
Speaker 1: different levels a wrong. He disrespected your girlfriend, what you
Speaker 1: did as a non parent. But you did as I
Speaker 1: mean that there's laws against what you suggested. Like you
Speaker 1: you that's not an image in Taiwan. If you had
Speaker 1: said you could have said you could start with your
Speaker 1: mother's right, that would have been like, both, that's your
Speaker 1: mother's ass. That you go up in age not down. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but he's not Like, here's the problem. You don't like
Speaker 1: this text message thread had been going on for a
Speaker 1: while and I wanted to shut tell us, tell that
Speaker 1: you cleared the room. You could have cleared the room
Speaker 1: with eat your mother's ass. But you didn't know. You
Speaker 1: went the wrong way. You went. You went the wrong way, dude,
Speaker 1: you went the wrong way. Maybe right, you want to
Speaker 1: say that you want to go go go with your
Speaker 1: mom's ass. Okay, if you had said, if you had
Speaker 1: said to t right, Hey, I heard the last time
Speaker 1: you eating your wife's as it turned out, it was
Speaker 1: your face like that would have been fine. And in
Speaker 1: the future just ask Brodie what the fund to say,
Speaker 1: because he'll tell you what you want to insult somebody.
Speaker 1: He's got the jokes. He's a writer. If you if
Speaker 1: you would forgive me to this is for the podcast.
Speaker 1: If you had said, why don't you lock your dead
Speaker 1: grandmother's ass? What I'm saying like like because she recently
Speaker 1: passed away, it's still fresh, right, you could have done that.
Speaker 1: I could have done that. Yeah, yeah, that's right. I agree,
Speaker 1: right hot the cay ass could have said that, Oh
Speaker 1: my god. But even that is not as bad as
Speaker 1: suggesting you're going to start by eating the bed out
Speaker 1: of or had all I wanted to do with the
Speaker 1: conversation and admission accompany. You should have hit leave conversation
Speaker 1: and left the conversation, right, But when you mentioned daughters,
Speaker 1: I mean it, Greg, I wanted I wanted to be
Speaker 1: like in your face you started this. You want to
Speaker 1: be in his face. All I'm trying to do is
Speaker 1: tell the guy you shut the funk up. You know
Speaker 1: how you do that, You go shut the funk up.
Speaker 1: That's right, right, guys, we're just being a boy. So
Speaker 1: if I want to say something about your girlfriends like,
Speaker 1: that's fine, it's on the level. You want to say
Speaker 1: something about my wife, that's fine, if the level. But
Speaker 1: you talk about my kids and I want to kill you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you gotta die, right, yeah, if you want to do
Speaker 1: If you want to make jokes about eating as, I've
Speaker 1: got reams of jokes. Yeah, alright, alright, So I I
Speaker 1: what I did was the equivalent of you. You You
Speaker 1: smacked me across the face and I shot you. That's
Speaker 1: what I did. That's what you did. Think you you?
Speaker 1: You owe me a dinner? Now, No, I don't suck you.
Speaker 1: Oh no, why don't you say fun his daughters? Go ahead? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: go ahead? What made you? What made you go the daughter? Dude?
Speaker 1: I'm so incensed. I'm so insensed. Hold On, hold on,
Speaker 1: hold on, I'm gonna write down what scary said, hold
Speaker 1: on about eating his hold on, and I'm gonna put
Speaker 1: it in the Pedophile. You know, smooth bit about a
Speaker 1: little dude. Let's have they call you uncle? They call
Speaker 1: you uncle? Yeah, you know you know what. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: Shots were fired. Shots were fired, and I don't I
Speaker 1: didn't like it. I don't like you talking about my
Speaker 1: girlfriend like that that massively show us on the doll
Speaker 1: where Uncle Scary said you should touch you daughter. And
Speaker 1: the reason why I went the way he went that
Speaker 1: way is because I'm like, you know what, you know,
Speaker 1: he's not gonna care I go in on his wife,
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go really his daughters.
Speaker 1: That's the phrase I'm gonna say that you just did.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, this is this is wrong. It's this
Speaker 1: podcast is now a podcast. Yeah, it happened. How did
Speaker 1: you take a left like this? I don't know. I
Speaker 1: don't know. All right, just clear the room. Let's say
Speaker 1: thank you very much. You added a lot to the show.
Speaker 1: Uh kid, Well, I'm looking forward to your fourth podcast.
Speaker 1: Good luck with that. I'll be joining the I'll be
Speaker 1: joining Danielle de Lolo. Was a pleasure. Thank you so
Speaker 1: much for happening. Oh you know what did you go see?
Speaker 1: Uh Harry Potter the other night? I didn't. Okay, So
Speaker 1: can we talk about Harry Potter's where we're talking about
Speaker 1: what we'd said about Scary staying here for a minute,
Speaker 1: what he did to me with right right after Okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: the radio station here in New York did a promotion
Speaker 1: with Harry Potter and the Cursed Child, the two part
Speaker 1: epic uh Huge Broadway show. Hue, Now pault one is.
Speaker 1: I am a huge fan of Harry Potter movies. I
Speaker 1: didn't read the books, but I've seen every movie at
Speaker 1: least eleventeen times. I know you. We we've spoken about that, okay.
Speaker 1: In fact, one of my unused jokes is a Harry
Speaker 1: Potter joke that only a true Harry Potter fan would
Speaker 1: have made the joke, which we get to my unused
Speaker 1: jokes later. Now. Elvis talked about in the fifty minute
Speaker 1: Morning Show how I got upset about people who are
Speaker 1: gonna go see Avengers Endgame who didn't bother see any
Speaker 1: of other movies. I heard that, all right. It upsets
Speaker 1: me that you didn't put the effort in. And I
Speaker 1: You're like, I'm gonna see the movies. I can talk
Speaker 1: about it. Put in the effort. So the sales team
Speaker 1: was kind enough to provide let's say, eight tickets to
Speaker 1: members of the Morning Show and the significant others. However,
Speaker 1: they did not invite me and Greg t They ran
Speaker 1: out of tickets, right, and they and and so they
Speaker 1: went with eight people, all all valued members of the
Speaker 1: morning show, and they and they sign and others. So
Speaker 1: I said to Scary, I have to be honest. I
Speaker 1: understand they didn't have two more tickets or four more
Speaker 1: tickets for me and my signing other Greg's. But in
Speaker 1: the grand scheme of things, if I'm being honest, and
Speaker 1: I don't want to be petty, we had a lot
Speaker 1: of free things here. But as a fan, I know
Speaker 1: Scary is not a fan of Harry Potter. He wasn't
Speaker 1: before the show anyway, seen any of the films. But
Speaker 1: you've only had a decade to do that, all right,
Speaker 1: And so so you're not a fan. You can't say
Speaker 1: I I will be a fan once I watch. You
Speaker 1: don't know if you're a fan. You're not currently a
Speaker 1: fan of anything, right, Okay, I watched the marathons whenever
Speaker 1: they're on with my kids and my wife. Okay, So
Speaker 1: I was a little, a little but hurt, I have
Speaker 1: to admit. So I said, you know, Scary, gotta be honest.
Speaker 1: Some of the people on who are going to this thing,
Speaker 1: you know they're bringing significant others. Maybe the sales team
Speaker 1: who I love might have not invited a signific others
Speaker 1: to make sure they invited everyone in the morning show.
Speaker 1: First of all, you want members of the Warning Show
Speaker 1: because big social media will tweet about if we have
Speaker 1: a great experience, we'll talk about the radio. Plus, we're
Speaker 1: very loyal to the sales team. And I would have thought,
Speaker 1: you know what, we've got twelve tickets, the fourteen tickets,
Speaker 1: whatever it is, let's cover the actual people that work here.
Speaker 1: So Scary says to me. You know, Brody, I have
Speaker 1: to say, you're absolutely right. There's you know, these people
Speaker 1: that are bringing plus ones, you and great tea should
Speaker 1: absolutely be that. I said, it was scary. You know,
Speaker 1: I appreciate that. I said, you're taking Robin, So you
Speaker 1: know what, instead of Robin, you take me. He goes, oh, no,
Speaker 1: fucking white, because I had already promised the ticket to
Speaker 1: my girlfriend. And once again I'm coming to her defense.
Speaker 1: That's twice in this podcast that you cannot speak from
Speaker 1: my second ticket. And it's not my it's not my problem. No,
Speaker 1: but you said everyone else. She's like, oh yes, Sam,
Speaker 1: and and and and Andrew. You're like, oh yeah, they
Speaker 1: should be bringing you guys, and maybe there's maybe I
Speaker 1: figured there was other tickets available, maybe there was a spare. No,
Speaker 1: he was like, I agree with you, Brody. They should
Speaker 1: have taken people on the show before I learned. I
Speaker 1: learned that a ticket did come a elbow for Brody,
Speaker 1: but then he passed on it. You know why because
Speaker 1: he was arguing the whole time he had plans already.
Speaker 1: I did have plans already. These guys knew weeks in advance.
Speaker 1: They were going. Now, the the Harry Potter Show is
Speaker 1: how long? It's three hours and three hours or two hours?
Speaker 1: And yet dinner went back in the two hours. It's
Speaker 1: a whole day. It's an entire day. So it was
Speaker 1: part one, which was a three hour play, and then
Speaker 1: dinner we had dinner and Jon Pizza, where I love,
Speaker 1: and then three hours for the part two at night.
Speaker 1: I had already that these guys were able to plan
Speaker 1: the day. So what's your take on this, Danielle, Because
Speaker 1: that's what he's got. So here's the thing. What's your
Speaker 1: take on him saying absolutely the other other people shouldn't
Speaker 1: be taking a plus one, You guys should go. And
Speaker 1: then when I say that's right, and that's a right
Speaker 1: gentlemanly of you, why don't you take me instead of Robin?
Speaker 1: He was, oh, no, no, So here, here's here's my thing.
Speaker 1: So if he had already asked Robin to it end
Speaker 1: with him, I cannot see him saying, no, Robin, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna take Brody instead, because you know he wants to go.
Speaker 1: But here's my other thing. Is she a fan of
Speaker 1: this Harry Potter? This here Harry Potter. Dude, she is?
Speaker 1: She is that I should have gone with her. You
Speaker 1: should have gone. Here's the thing. This is the guy
Speaker 1: that went to some concert in Central Park instead of
Speaker 1: David Wright's last baseball game. Yeah, he left me stranded.
Speaker 1: I spent the game with Danielle, which, by the way,
Speaker 1: she's a great person to go to a game with.
Speaker 1: She knows everybody at the ballpark. I had tickets to
Speaker 1: see you. You went. You went to the Victorious Secret
Speaker 1: Fashion show without me. You keep going. However, if I
Speaker 1: got invited to Harry Potter and I saw you didn't
Speaker 1: get invited. Before I invited, anyone ever said hey, how
Speaker 1: come Scary Jones is invited? I would look at the
Speaker 1: email and said, Okay, how come Scars not on this email.
Speaker 1: You don't do that. You go oh, I'm on there
Speaker 1: plus one boom fun. Everybody else I would have been like, yo,
Speaker 1: what about these guys on the rest? Yeah? What about
Speaker 1: my boys? Not once have you said, you know what, Robin,
Speaker 1: I gotta do the right thing here. Well, the right
Speaker 1: thing I did the right thing, and that was taking
Speaker 1: her well, yeah, did you eat ass afterwards? Oh my god?
Speaker 1: What what? Say something about my kids? Now, I'll kill you.
Speaker 1: Say something. You're an awful man. I'm not an awful man.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying awful man. I'm an awful man who
Speaker 1: sat home that day. But you're but you're you're you're
Speaker 1: a curmudgeon. I'm not a common You know what curmudgeon is.
Speaker 1: You're asking me if I know words. It's a Jewish thing.
Speaker 1: Look it up. It's a. It's a. It's a regular,
Speaker 1: regular English word. Now it's not Yiddish considered part of
Speaker 1: the lexicon. Okay, so alexicon means lexicon is language. Yeah right,
Speaker 1: test me. But don't you drive a lexicon? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: he does. He does that. By the way, I saw
Speaker 1: a Toyota that looked just like your cough. I have
Speaker 1: the price I did, I saw it. I may buy it.
Speaker 1: It's a hot car. You know, Lexus is a fancy
Speaker 1: it's a thing. Oh yeah, yeah, sure, Alexus is a
Speaker 1: luxury car and in a class by itself. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: hit the jingle. Don't hit the jingle of a bit?
Speaker 1: Are you talking? You had a taglines, you had a
Speaker 1: tagline that commercial. No, that would have been if I
Speaker 1: would have said, ray Katina alexis commercial. I got a
Speaker 1: problem now with this because I think you're willing to
Speaker 1: risk the jingle playing to get your plug in. I
Speaker 1: think every time that jingle plays, you have to give
Speaker 1: me ten bucks at least, because because you're you're getting
Speaker 1: more value out of the bag. She's taking her headphones off.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but I have to go. Haven
Speaker 1: all say the number after two, the number after two. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I love you, love your plug your podcast one more time. Alright, guys,
Speaker 1: listen up. You want to listen to me and three
Speaker 1: of my friends. You can listen to us on Tales
Speaker 1: of the Cocktails everywhere. Yuh, podcasts are heard exactly than
Speaker 1: She stops in the middle of sentences. You just fast forward. Well,
Speaker 1: I wanted him to finish it. You can say cocktails
Speaker 1: thinking of cocktail how's Robin? All right? You know you guys,
Speaker 1: this is all not just I just I'm just a callbacks.
Speaker 1: It's all I got. Always a pleasure. Try to remember
Speaker 1: that thing, right, Um, if you want to, you want
Speaker 1: to thank a listener real quick? Yeah? Is it is
Speaker 1: it time for that? I think it is. No, it's not.
Speaker 1: We're not doing email this early. No no, no, no,
Speaker 1: no no no. I'm talking about the other jingle, the
Speaker 1: free ship for us. Uh oh yeah, free ship for us? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what I thought. Thank the listener first, and let
Speaker 1: me get that. Okay. Uh. We got a letter from Chris,
Speaker 1: who tweets us very often. Uh. He says, Hey, Brody
Speaker 1: and Scary or scarier Brodie and Brodie, You're both equally important.
Speaker 1: My name is Chris, and I'm sending this box for
Speaker 1: Brody because I was at Walmart. And are these Frenchis
Speaker 1: Potato sticks? And I had heard you speak of them
Speaker 1: on a podcast or two. Yes, the good boys. They
Speaker 1: love to give the stuff for us for us. Free
Speaker 1: ship for us? What free ship did he send you? Okay?
Speaker 1: So Frenchis Potato sticks I've mentioned before you listen in
Speaker 1: order they have had like four company names. They keep
Speaker 1: passing the recipe on and I've been eating them since
Speaker 1: I'm a child. Love them, but not everybody carries them.
Speaker 1: Walmart has them in some locations. I am on the
Speaker 1: website and and that awful supermarket. I did a I
Speaker 1: did a story on rant On about thirty episodes ago.
Speaker 1: I don't think I gave the name of it, but
Speaker 1: people knew where it was and what it was that
Speaker 1: they hard to find. He sent me a can of
Speaker 1: potato sticks, a free ship for us, and then he
Speaker 1: then he said, Scary, I'm including two single dollar bills
Speaker 1: so you can hit a vending machine and not feel
Speaker 1: left out. Well that's so he wrote, free snacks for you.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, what a great guy. Right. But here's
Speaker 1: the thing now I want to tell. I want tell.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give a little secret. When I first told
Speaker 1: Scary this story, I said, the guy sent me two
Speaker 1: bucks for me to buy snacks in the machine. And
Speaker 1: Scary goes, oh, well, you should probably send that money back,
Speaker 1: And I said absolutely. But now I'm letting you know
Speaker 1: the money's for you. What do you didn't send it back?
Speaker 1: We cannot take cash from our list. We can, but
Speaker 1: larger amounts no Chris was very kind of we get
Speaker 1: sodas here. They subsidize our food, so you know, no,
Speaker 1: we can't take money from him. No, no no, we're gonna
Speaker 1: send the money back now, right, he said, I just
Speaker 1: wanted to show my gratitude to you guys. I'm not
Speaker 1: exaggerating when I say that since I've started listening to
Speaker 1: The Big Show, Elvis straight in the Money Show, I've
Speaker 1: turned to you two in times of need, I look
Speaker 1: up to Brody, Scary and Elvis. Let's let's just say,
Speaker 1: for the sake of argument, Elvis, Brody and Scary as
Speaker 1: if you're heroes that I've idolized my whole life. Well,
Speaker 1: that's very kind, Chris. I'm so grateful to have you
Speaker 1: guys to lean on when I'm having a bad day.
Speaker 1: And he includes an envelope and he printed out a
Speaker 1: picture of us. God, I like this guy from when
Speaker 1: we were we did an appearance with the Bleachers with
Speaker 1: Bleachers the bank is a It was our Brooklyn concert
Speaker 1: that we did. Yes, beautiful new apartment buildings being built
Speaker 1: in that area. Friends at forty is Oh you remember
Speaker 1: a sponsor, Yes, sponsor. It was a great pictures with
Speaker 1: him hat in skyline and he wants to autograph it
Speaker 1: and send it back. I will be happy to do
Speaker 1: that and we will get it giving you your two
Speaker 1: dollars back in the again, thank you so much, Slice
Speaker 1: for Life, Chris, Chris, I didn't read your last names.
Speaker 1: I didn't know if you wanted us to. But that
Speaker 1: you're getting the picture back and the money, thank you
Speaker 1: very much. Yeah, no, I I can't take I can't
Speaker 1: take that. So even though you try to, you try
Speaker 1: to like switch me and see if I had scruples, Brodie, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I made the right decision. Continuing on you. You must
Speaker 1: give that money back, all right. I got some sound
Speaker 1: clips I want to play. Who do that? You have
Speaker 1: that page pulled up? All right? Now there's three sound
Speaker 1: clips of things that I got me very upset or
Speaker 1: that I found funny. Now, there may be some things
Speaker 1: and you have to explain that are political, but it's not,
Speaker 1: as I always say, nothing was saying is political. It
Speaker 1: just happened to be about politics. So the first one
Speaker 1: happened today. I was watching See Ann on my on
Speaker 1: my laptop after the show, and it something came up
Speaker 1: that we talked about on the show all the time. Now,
Speaker 1: I want to play the clip. This is um Kate Baldwin,
Speaker 1: who spells her name b O L d U A
Speaker 1: U n u A n Kate bald One. All right,
Speaker 1: so the guy was on the on the air talking
Speaker 1: politics and he uses the word we often mentioned, and
Speaker 1: this shows you she's a newscast on a major news
Speaker 1: cable news network. Play the clip, and that's one model
Speaker 1: that I think you could learn from. As I said,
Speaker 1: setting aside the rich irony, given the bandom with which
Speaker 1: the Trump White House has looked at this issue, I
Speaker 1: was gonna say, Ambassador, I'm never good at the definition
Speaker 1: of irony, but I think that might fit the bill
Speaker 1: on that one. Okay, there's two problems with that clip.
Speaker 1: Did you catch them? One? She goes, I don't know
Speaker 1: what irony means. I'm never good with that. You're an
Speaker 1: adult on cable news. You should know what. I don't
Speaker 1: admit it. I didn't hear the second one, Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: So look, if you're listening to the podcast by now,
Speaker 1: if you listen to order, you should know the difference
Speaker 1: or have a better idea. So we got two tweets
Speaker 1: this week about irony. One said, they asked me if
Speaker 1: something was irony. What was one tweet? Is it is
Speaker 1: this irony? I still don't know the difference with coincidence
Speaker 1: and irony. And by the way, most people, most times
Speaker 1: it's coincidence, right if you think it's irony. And we've
Speaker 1: talked about this, there was a big difference between the two.
Speaker 1: And I learned this recently. By the way, yeah, only
Speaker 1: a guiltiest charge. So the the story was, it was
Speaker 1: a picture. It was a story about the plane that
Speaker 1: slid off the runway in Jacksonville and the firefighters, who
Speaker 1: are heroic, had to, you know, go and rescue people
Speaker 1: get him off the plane, and the Jacksonville, Jacksonville the
Speaker 1: Jacksonville Fire Rescue twitter account tweeted out, ironically, we just
Speaker 1: practiced this maneuver this week that they used to say.
Speaker 1: Right there, I could tell you that's not an iron irony,
Speaker 1: that's coincidence. That's right, that's that's that's that's coincidence. But
Speaker 1: all the time, so the tweeter, the tweeter, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: I don't have your tweet in front of me. The
Speaker 1: tweeter said, I still am a little confused by that.
Speaker 1: So I said, you know, you can google it. No, no no,
Speaker 1: no, no no, no, I just meant because it's hard to
Speaker 1: explain into ingine eight characters. If you want, google the
Speaker 1: two words for the definitions, and they were back brilliant.
Speaker 1: I'm doing that now, so good for them. So my
Speaker 1: point is a Brook bald Brook Baldwin. No, that's Kate Baldwin.
Speaker 1: Kate Baldwin, as as an adult should should be able
Speaker 1: to you're on television. Second of all, play the clip again.
Speaker 1: Listen how she starts her sentence. And that's one model
Speaker 1: that I think you could learn from. As I said,
Speaker 1: setting aside the rich irony, given the bantom with which
Speaker 1: the Trump White House has looked at this issue, I
Speaker 1: was gonna say, Ambassador, I'm never good at the definition
Speaker 1: of irony, but I think that might put right. She's
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, no, no, you just say you're
Speaker 1: saying it. You're in You weren't gonna say you. I
Speaker 1: know your sentence came right after he said the word irony, right,
Speaker 1: So when were you gonna say it before he said it?
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, people do that all the time. Figure,
Speaker 1: it's a figure. Some things that drive you crazy, I laughed. Okay,
Speaker 1: So speaking of Baldwin's Baldwin Brook Baldwin and not Alec. Okay,
Speaker 1: to have to have to explain again, I'm gonna explain
Speaker 1: a political story, not giving my opinion on it. Earlier
Speaker 1: in the week. Uh. If you don't follow news, uh
Speaker 1: that you know, there's just the whole Mala report whether
Speaker 1: or not Trump uh committed did some things that were wrong? Okay,
Speaker 1: three seventy prosecutors wrote a letter. They all signed it
Speaker 1: professional prosecutors and said, based on what we see, we
Speaker 1: would have prosecuted him. Okay, I don't have an opinion
Speaker 1: on that. Here I'm telling you that's the story. Prosecutors
Speaker 1: wrote a letter that said if Trump wasn't president, they
Speaker 1: would prosecute him. Here is Brooke Brook Baldwin, Baldwin, a
Speaker 1: different Baldwin, different spelling. I guess she was reading a teleprompter.
Speaker 1: That must have stopped. Okay, here's the clip and Warner
Speaker 1: breaking news today, the extraordinary letter for more than three
Speaker 1: seven former federal cross keepers saying the President Trump had
Speaker 1: been commander in chief, had he been charged with instruction.
Speaker 1: We'll talk with one of the people to sign. There's
Speaker 1: no sentence in there. Had he been if he was
Speaker 1: would have been. It looked like had he been charged, Definitely,
Speaker 1: none of that. That's like a scene from Anchorman where
Speaker 1: you're programmed to just read what's on the screen and
Speaker 1: when the fucking thing goes out or if someone writes fun, fuck,
Speaker 1: you're gonna read it. So Kate Baldwin, brook Baldwin said,
Speaker 1: hold my beer, right, so bald So the Baldwins. I
Speaker 1: don't know if Alec Baldwin's on CNN anymore, you know.
Speaker 1: But here's the thing. So again, the story is prosecutors
Speaker 1: said if Trump wasn't president, they would prosecute him. Play
Speaker 1: the clip again, and Warner breaking News today the extraordinary
Speaker 1: former federal cross keepers saying the president having charged with
Speaker 1: the people, had he been kind kind of? But we
Speaker 1: had a listener to the hell msr RAN Morning Show
Speaker 1: that Brodie and I both looked at each other for
Speaker 1: when the listener was talking about yes, and I wrote
Speaker 1: it down. We wrote it down, but we did not
Speaker 1: get the clip of this. Okay, So she was talking
Speaker 1: about her a t M. But she said a t
Speaker 1: M machine. No, no no, she said, So I was putting
Speaker 1: my pin number in an a t M. And you're like, oh,
Speaker 1: she fucked a pin number, but she got a t
Speaker 1: got a t M right, Yeah, my pin number in
Speaker 1: my a t M right, I did. It was so funny.
Speaker 1: Brodie was like we looked at each other, like she
Speaker 1: saved that, she saved herself, but like, oh, she got
Speaker 1: that one right, So she's half right shout out to
Speaker 1: the lady in the same sentence, so that that could
Speaker 1: that confounds me. She knows it's not a t M machine,
Speaker 1: but she pin numbered. Okay, I like a one more clip? Yeah,
Speaker 1: what's that? What's okay? Okay? Now listen, this is a commercial.
Speaker 1: It's a pet project dot Org. They do great work.
Speaker 1: They rescue pets. I believe they have three or four
Speaker 1: commercials running this one. Now, my problem is not only
Speaker 1: how bad the grammar is. My problem is that they
Speaker 1: do it in the voice of the dog. I'll explain
Speaker 1: what I mean. Play the clip. When my owner lost
Speaker 1: his job, it was rough. I was living on the
Speaker 1: street and one night, me and this Congress spaniel got
Speaker 1: into it so bad like an ice cream. Okay, you
Speaker 1: can't say me and this Coccus spaniel got into a fight.
Speaker 1: Cocker spaniel and I right got into a fight. You
Speaker 1: want to that you want to have bad grammar, that's fine.
Speaker 1: Don't put your bad grammar on the dog. The dog
Speaker 1: doesn't know how to speak English. You don't need to
Speaker 1: give bad grammar to a dog. So I understand the
Speaker 1: organization does good work, but don't have the dog used
Speaker 1: poor grammar. You know what I mean? And we're gonna say, well,
Speaker 1: the dog doesn't know any better. We were trying to
Speaker 1: say this, if the dog was saying it. I gotta
Speaker 1: believe the Caucus spaniel would know how to say that. Well,
Speaker 1: that dog would say the Caucus spaniel. And I that
Speaker 1: dog wasn't a cacuspanil like correct myself. He was talking
Speaker 1: about a coccuspaniel. That's all. It got me all infuriated.
Speaker 1: I know you're doing good work, but come on, now,
Speaker 1: come on now, who's writing these commercials? Who's voicing them?
Speaker 1: That means the writer didn't know the voice of a
Speaker 1: person didn't know f yout, we'll be right back after this. Alright, alright,
Speaker 1: so is it time for some for a rant? Because
Speaker 1: I I that wasn't a rant, Okay, I mean, I
Speaker 1: got more stuff to to talk to you about. I
Speaker 1: got Mother's Day coming up on Sunday, what are you
Speaker 1: doing for Mother's Day with your mom? Well, you know,
Speaker 1: I'm married, so I have to take care of my
Speaker 1: wife and my mother. Oh that's right. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I just realized you have a wife. My sister, My
Speaker 1: sister is a mom. I gotta buy her card if
Speaker 1: you want you. She's my sister, but she's a m
Speaker 1: It's the mother of your favorite nephew, Lucas. Right, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's right. Right, So I now, now there's Nico though. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I gotta rewrite my will. Yeah, I gotta include him.
Speaker 1: You gotta include Nico. Lucas hasn't been all you've had.
Speaker 1: I don't have a pet, you don't have kids. So U,
Speaker 1: one of my daughters and I are going to see
Speaker 1: my mom. Uh, and then we're gonna drive into Manhattan
Speaker 1: to meet my wife and one of my other daughters.
Speaker 1: They're going to see Hamilton's Alexander. They got the tickets
Speaker 1: a year and a half ago, and uh, they can
Speaker 1: only get a pair. And I said, you know what,
Speaker 1: it's Mother's Day and it's my daughter's birthday. You guys go.
Speaker 1: We'll meet them for dinner. So for nice dinner, and uh,
Speaker 1: that's it. That's my day what are you doing? Uh?
Speaker 1: As I was about to say, my brother is hosting
Speaker 1: is hosting Mother's Day at his house. We were gonna
Speaker 1: be actually a town away from you. Oh so like
Speaker 1: when you were at the catering hall that time and
Speaker 1: you called me as you were driving away, You're like, oh,
Speaker 1: we spent the whole time and even come see me. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well there is this your all the whole second? Is
Speaker 1: this your brother, the oops baby? Yeah, my moops baby brother. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we found out about that. You just found out about that,
Speaker 1: so my oops baby brother. Yeah. Well, first of all,
Speaker 1: my mother has been hiding you from me my whole life.
Speaker 1: I just found out about maybe a year ago. Now
Speaker 1: I'm not even less than that. And and it's just
Speaker 1: coming back to the surface. How how much younger is he?
Speaker 1: He's seven years younger than me. And so five years
Speaker 1: you mean my sister. Okay, so he came along five
Speaker 1: years that's not that's reasonable. Didn't have to be a
Speaker 1: baby that way. But this is your brother, just so
Speaker 1: everybody remembers this is their brother. In the Italian family,
Speaker 1: he was the only one without an Italian name. This
Speaker 1: is Stephen, Stephen, Stephen the oops baby. Uh yeah, So
Speaker 1: he pretty Wait a second, Okay, So you didn't know
Speaker 1: he was an OOPS baby? He was seven? I did know.
Speaker 1: You grew up in with the house you grew up in.
Speaker 1: How many bedrooms did it have? Two bed well, three
Speaker 1: bedrooms once my parents? Yeah, and two bedrooms? Are you
Speaker 1: and your sister correct that it was ANOPS baby? You
Speaker 1: should have figured that out right away, dude, I was six,
Speaker 1: seven years old at the time. How well, because where
Speaker 1: are they gonna? Okay, okay, Well, your mother was pregnant, right,
Speaker 1: were you hoping for a bull like you don't want
Speaker 1: a sister at six years old? I wasn't hoping for
Speaker 1: anything else. You did not know the sister, You didn't.
Speaker 1: I was happy a baby was coming out. You didn't
Speaker 1: cared about it. Your six Did you know where the
Speaker 1: baby was coming out of? No? Okay, I would tell
Speaker 1: you that. As soon as my brother was born, did
Speaker 1: he go out in your room? No? He went and
Speaker 1: he was in the crib. The crib was in your room,
Speaker 1: and my parents were okay, alright, for how long? For
Speaker 1: like three or four years? And then he moved into
Speaker 1: your room. Then he moved into my room. And that's
Speaker 1: when I lost half my room. And that's when I realized,
Speaker 1: I'm fun. Did you have to switch to a twin bed,
Speaker 1: like a little tiny bed? I downsized. I was in
Speaker 1: a queen bed up until he moved in. And now
Speaker 1: it's like, oh, sorry, the rumors kind of kid as
Speaker 1: a queen bed. Nice. Yeah, I was living on it up.
Speaker 1: I was by myself in a big room. Like all
Speaker 1: of a sudden, my brother shows up and it's like, oh,
Speaker 1: cut the beds in half, twin beds bed and but
Speaker 1: you know, if you think about it, dude, I grew
Speaker 1: up in an attached house in Brooklyn, and you know,
Speaker 1: one of those brook attached bricks, one of those houses.
Speaker 1: We were Luke collar neighborhood, and that's what we were
Speaker 1: just barely getting by, and so we just they couldn't
Speaker 1: afford condoms. Like I understand, I understand likes babies happened.
Speaker 1: I get it. I'm actually a little I was. I
Speaker 1: gotta say, I'm a little miffed because it gave up
Speaker 1: your room for him, though it wasn't until we appreciate that.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Birdie, so many questions. I have questions
Speaker 1: so many. I just want to say one thing about
Speaker 1: being an oops baby Okay, this is just one of
Speaker 1: several family secrets that my mother and father shield us. Forget,
Speaker 1: your cousins made out right, Your cousins got married. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they became my great grandmother and my great grandfather. That
Speaker 1: was like in the nineteen front of the century of
Speaker 1: That's one of the many secrets. Yeah. But the thing is,
Speaker 1: my parents have been shielding us from all this stuff.
Speaker 1: I just find out, like very recently that my brother
Speaker 1: was an oops baby, And I'm okay with it, but
Speaker 1: I just wanted you know, you're gonna throw it in
Speaker 1: his face at some point, you know you are how
Speaker 1: you know mom? At least Mom and dad wanted me.
Speaker 1: You know you're gonna say that in some fight with him,
Speaker 1: and you shouldn't because he's bigger than you. Do you
Speaker 1: think you could take your brother in a fight. I
Speaker 1: could not. I don't know. He's all tadded off. He's bigger.
Speaker 1: He's bigger than me. Hats don't make him stronger, but
Speaker 1: he looks. He was younger, six seven, seven years younger
Speaker 1: than me. But he's got you three he does. But
Speaker 1: the thing is this, I love him just the same.
Speaker 1: He's awesome. He him and his beautiful wife Sarah. He
Speaker 1: and his beautiful wife, Sarah fucking grammar a dog. He
Speaker 1: and his beautiful wife Sarah are hosting Mother's Day at
Speaker 1: their beautiful place. They have out an outdoor area. It's
Speaker 1: a again, a town away from yours. You want to
Speaker 1: come by for a beer, You're more than welcome. When
Speaker 1: when you're not there, you got it all right. So
Speaker 1: he's like ten minutes away from your what you guys like,
Speaker 1: you know what, there's nice steakhouses in my area. You
Speaker 1: can go see him for lunch, come take me at
Speaker 1: to dinner. So you want to bring your family by. Anyway,
Speaker 1: He's got a lot of outdoor space and he's got
Speaker 1: a dog named Butters, and and Butters is a core gee.
Speaker 1: So we're gonna have, for the first time ever a
Speaker 1: scary family out outing that is not in Brooklyn and
Speaker 1: in a suburb like we're out in the summer because
Speaker 1: you hate people living called the sex. No, I don't know,
Speaker 1: I gotta find out. Apparently he's got a nice place.
Speaker 1: You realize he's doing better. I haven't been there yet,
Speaker 1: he is. How long has he lived in and you've
Speaker 1: never been to his house? No? A year? A year,
Speaker 1: year and you've never been to his house, not yet
Speaker 1: the first time we got the invite. Wow, there's been
Speaker 1: a lot going on. We've been a year. You don't
Speaker 1: go to his house. You don't give him a house
Speaker 1: hold on? Did you send him a housewoman? Get from
Speaker 1: Tiffany's he can't use I didn't. I gotta bring a housewoman.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, you do. Hold on, So I gotta
Speaker 1: get my sister and my mother mother's day car and
Speaker 1: a housewoman give for your brother. You haven't seen his
Speaker 1: house in a year. And most importantly, you're going to
Speaker 1: a party with babies and dogs. What are you gonna do?
Speaker 1: Two babies in the dog? Are you gonna get a
Speaker 1: shirt that says, is your kid colloquy play with the dog.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna play with the dogs to make sure you
Speaker 1: know what you're the dog, which is the baby Butters
Speaker 1: Butters the dog. It's a beautiful name for a quirky
Speaker 1: and it sounds like a butler. Point is, that's my
Speaker 1: mother's day weekend. But I gotta sit at some point.
Speaker 1: You gotta take my mother's aside, and I gotta ask
Speaker 1: her why you sugarcoated things? My My whole life like
Speaker 1: why have you not been honest and forthright about everything
Speaker 1: going on? It could be like family issues or she
Speaker 1: hides it all from me brody and I hate it.
Speaker 1: She treats me like I'm twelve. Why did I just
Speaker 1: find out a year ago that he was an oops baby?
Speaker 1: Maybe they didn't want to admit that they had sex
Speaker 1: unprotected and they didn't plan. Listen, parents don't want we
Speaker 1: always admit that, you know what, besides, what does it
Speaker 1: matter to you? I wouldn't have told him. Yeah, my
Speaker 1: father was a baby. He was eleven years younger than
Speaker 1: his older brother, so he was He had a sister
Speaker 1: and a brother. Eleven years later my father was born.
Speaker 1: That bothered him his whole life. It was obvious. And
Speaker 1: again they had they had, they grew up in an
Speaker 1: applied it. But wait, did he feel that he had
Speaker 1: a complex because of it? He's like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I wasn't supposed to be not supposed to be here.
Speaker 1: I was born into a world I've never knowned. I
Speaker 1: didn't ask people ever known. Everyone's born into a world
Speaker 1: they never knew your baby? Are you talking about? I
Speaker 1: was quoting a play. I have no idea what the
Speaker 1: play it was anyway, maybe I got the words wrong. Anyway,
Speaker 1: So what are you scrolling through your phone for? No,
Speaker 1: I'm writing you know why, because uh no, I'm emailing someone.
Speaker 1: Hold on, hold on, I'm emailing Anita at our front desk.
Speaker 1: Oh what about because I'm running late? Oh your problems? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I have an intern interview coming up and I'm we're
Speaker 1: gonna be late, all right, So then you want to
Speaker 1: you want to go do that? No? No, I think no, No,
Speaker 1: I think we should. Uh we'll call a needle later.
Speaker 1: You know what I I you said, I got some
Speaker 1: unused jokes I want to do. Okay, we'll do that.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna skip email for the lateness of the hour,
Speaker 1: but I want to hear these unused jokes. Don't you
Speaker 1: think there was a few good ones this week? Were
Speaker 1: These are punchlines that were given to members of the
Speaker 1: Morning Show on Elvis dur in the Morning Show. But
Speaker 1: we're not used for one reason or another, and you
Speaker 1: were about to find out, right, So these aren't necessary jokes,
Speaker 1: but they were asides. A couple of them. We were
Speaker 1: talking about people who were annoying who sing at rock concerts,
Speaker 1: like when they go to concerts and they sing and
Speaker 1: you have to sit next to them. You're like, hey,
Speaker 1: I came to the concert to hear that the singers sing,
Speaker 1: and I said, you know what, you shouldn't singing in
Speaker 1: a Dell concert, right because you can't sing as well
Speaker 1: as Adele and and it's all about her vocals, it's
Speaker 1: not about the music. Don't sing it in a Dell concert.
Speaker 1: But you can sing in a rock concert, right, sure?
Speaker 1: But I said, here, you know what, and then someone said, no,
Speaker 1: you can't, you shouldn't sing it all. I said, well,
Speaker 1: you could sing in a Britney Spears concert because she's
Speaker 1: not singing. Okay, that's funny, all right? Are Elvis's assistant
Speaker 1: Andrew got an awful, awful cake delicious, but they messed
Speaker 1: up when they wrote the cake and they messed up
Speaker 1: the icing. And I said, oh, it's not a mistake.
Speaker 1: It's a mistake. Why didn't we do that one? I
Speaker 1: like that, that's funny. Was just a throwaway. Uh, that's
Speaker 1: exactly what Elvis did. He threw it away. Uh. Nate,
Speaker 1: one of our other producers on the Morning show, went
Speaker 1: to see Harry Potter. He he got one of the
Speaker 1: golden tickets and he was farting apparently during the show.
Speaker 1: So for you Harry Potter fans, you will get this joke.
Speaker 1: I said he was expelling armist ng some gas. Harry
Speaker 1: Potter fans. Yeah, what does it mean, Scary? What does
Speaker 1: that mean? I mean expelling arms? What does it mean?
Speaker 1: It's a reference to Game of Thrones? Thank you, Thank
Speaker 1: you've improving your point. Now this two shows, you don't know,
Speaker 1: two franchises. Is it a Walking Dead? No, what is it?
Speaker 1: It's a character on something. Let me tell the joke again.
Speaker 1: Nate had guess during the Harry Potter show. Oh the
Speaker 1: is the Harry Potter character. Okay again, if you listen
Speaker 1: to this podcast, remember Scary got two tickets to Harry
Speaker 1: Potter and I got no. I thought you said that
Speaker 1: he he spelled guests while watching Game of Thrones, So
Speaker 1: you're deaf too, Okay. I wasn't paying attention. I gotta
Speaker 1: be um. Better things to do than listen to these
Speaker 1: unused jokes. I'm gonna put this one to the side
Speaker 1: because next we go on a rant about uh, what
Speaker 1: special day it is? What week it is? It's National
Speaker 1: blank Day? Next week? Okay, by the way, can we
Speaker 1: go back to the Andrew cake. Oh you have a joke, yeah,
Speaker 1: the Andrew cakes. That joke up again. So Andrew got
Speaker 1: a birthday cake last week and they wrote his name
Speaker 1: on the cake, but there was like some icing and
Speaker 1: flowers and you couldn't read his name. They completely messed
Speaker 1: it up. Yes, here's another joke that he pushed back
Speaker 1: in my face, like, yeah, that would be the Disgrace
Speaker 1: of cakes. Right, I did write a joke, he did use.
Speaker 1: I said, who made that cake? The cake loss? How
Speaker 1: does the cake closs get on the air? But Disgrace
Speaker 1: of cakes doesn't. Well, he went with what was funnier?
Speaker 1: Fuck you my joke? Okay, okay, okayet do the set
Speaker 1: up again? And this one that got you on? Okay, alright, okay,
Speaker 1: So Andrew ur Elvis's assistants. It's like Seth Meyers when
Speaker 1: he does the jokes for what I again, I couldn't
Speaker 1: well know close to look is right? Again, Elvis assistant.
Speaker 1: Andrew got a really delicious cake, but they messed up
Speaker 1: the top of the cake and you couldn't read it,
Speaker 1: and they messed up the flowers. It was a big
Speaker 1: It was the travesty. I guess that cake was made
Speaker 1: by the cake loss. I guess that cake was made
Speaker 1: by the disgrace of cakes. My ship's funny, and you
Speaker 1: know my ship's funny. You're on this one. I got you.
Speaker 1: But Elvis read your joke, not mine. Okay, Now, this
Speaker 1: is an unused joke. The tweet us, yes, tweet us,
Speaker 1: hashtag cake loss or hashtag We'll put up a poll
Speaker 1: at Brooklyn boys. WTF like that? Okay? All right, So
Speaker 1: now this is this is a very special unused joke
Speaker 1: because it's an unused joke about an unused interview we did.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna split water all over floor, just legitimately, just
Speaker 1: just thinking of what of this? Just thinking of this
Speaker 1: makes me an inside Now listen, now, listen, listen. The
Speaker 1: joke is going to explain the interview, but I'm telling
Speaker 1: you it's never gonna air, so don't ask us why.
Speaker 1: We're not gonna tell you. But sometimes things happen. No,
Speaker 1: the joke is gonna explain who was okay so earlier
Speaker 1: in the week, and please don't tweet him. Don't be
Speaker 1: that person. So an actor from Glee and a singer,
Speaker 1: cord Over Street, was was up here to promote his
Speaker 1: new single okay, and uh, it turns out he wasn't
Speaker 1: able to do the interview. He had a cancel. We
Speaker 1: we didn't do the interview. The interview didn't happen, is
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. He had a cancel on the interview.
Speaker 1: So Elvis was saying, oh, you know what, when he
Speaker 1: comes up here, he's promoting them. He's promoting his new
Speaker 1: album with his band, over Street. So we the song
Speaker 1: is not Cord over Street, it's over Street. So my
Speaker 1: joke was, oh, he cut the chord. I mean, that's
Speaker 1: a once in a lifetime joke. Cut the court and
Speaker 1: he could never say how is he gonna fit? And
Speaker 1: whose name is Cord? So Elvison promoting the the the
Speaker 1: so we didn't get to it because he's like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: when he comes up, we'll make the joke. But then
Speaker 1: he couldn't make it. He couldn't make the interview, and
Speaker 1: and and not to be honest with me, we just joke.
Speaker 1: I don't know why he couldn't make it. He had
Speaker 1: a cancel. We didn't get to do the interview, but
Speaker 1: I got to do the joke, get in preparation of
Speaker 1: the interview, and we don't get to the interview. Okay,
Speaker 1: Now we were talking today on the show I got
Speaker 1: a couple more can bring the music back. Yeah, So
Speaker 1: we were talking today about what who did you sleep with?
Speaker 1: We'll go out on dates with to get something like, oh,
Speaker 1: I only used him for his apartment, you used to
Speaker 1: day to girl used you for jingle ball tickets, right, Okay,
Speaker 1: So a girl calls up and woman calls up. She says,
Speaker 1: I had sex with a guy because this was back
Speaker 1: when the internet started in the nineties. I had sex
Speaker 1: with him because he had internet access and I didn't.
Speaker 1: So I wrote two jokes. I wrote, you've got tail
Speaker 1: right t A, I l you've got mail, which is
Speaker 1: our mail stage all right? And then I said, oh
Speaker 1: it's a little scrowed him and modem and if he
Speaker 1: didn't do that one either. Last joke. I gave this
Speaker 1: to him and he thought I was writing it for me.
Speaker 1: He he didn't understand it because it didn't make sense
Speaker 1: coming from me. So Elvis was doing a topic and
Speaker 1: it said how how old are you and how old
Speaker 1: do you feel? Meaning like, oh, I'm twenty five, but
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm fifty. Like my back hurts, right,
Speaker 1: I said, you know, I feel like a twelve year
Speaker 1: old boy, right, that's I feel mentally, I'm a twelve
Speaker 1: year old boy. So I wrote the joke for him,
Speaker 1: was I feel like a thirty year old man. Someone
Speaker 1: get me one you and you know you grew up
Speaker 1: with two siblings and