WEBVTT - #83 Happy Mother's Day...to Ya Mutha 0:00:00.320 --> 0:00:03.360 Sometimes you slay me, David Brody when I when I 0:00:03.400 --> 0:00:05.480 go to your Instagram, you saw that, yeah, I said 0:00:05.519 --> 0:00:09.560 you posted a picture of you underneath a gravity blanket. 0:00:09.600 --> 0:00:11.960 All right. So I had a stressful day yesterday, a 0:00:11.960 --> 0:00:13.720 bunch of things happened in my life, and so I 0:00:13.760 --> 0:00:15.640 went home, like, you know, I'm gonna take a nap. 0:00:16.000 --> 0:00:17.840 Nobody was in the house. It was nice and quiet. 0:00:18.040 --> 0:00:21.640 I got under my, uh my twenty pound gravity blanket, 0:00:21.720 --> 0:00:25.639 yet got under the twenty because that one, for me, 0:00:25.680 --> 0:00:27.880 that's just right right in the middle, and I was like, oh, 0:00:27.880 --> 0:00:30.160 I'll just take a twenty minute nap. Apparently I must 0:00:30.160 --> 0:00:32.440 have slept for about two hours because at some point 0:00:32.600 --> 0:00:34.880 my daughter came in took a picture of me with 0:00:35.080 --> 0:00:37.640 my gravity blanket over my head, which is my arms 0:00:37.640 --> 0:00:40.519 sticking out because I was all snuggled, and I just 0:00:40.640 --> 0:00:43.159 I just when you you know, you get under gravity blanket, 0:00:43.159 --> 0:00:45.599 you get comfortable, you sleep. Gravity blankets are all that. 0:00:45.720 --> 0:00:49.839 It's a premium weighted blanket that stimulates or whoa some 0:00:50.000 --> 0:00:53.920 for some, but it simulates the feeling of of being 0:00:54.080 --> 0:00:56.840 of being held swaddled, like back in the days when 0:00:56.880 --> 0:00:58.440 you were like, oh, I don't know in the womb, 0:00:58.680 --> 0:01:02.280 there's this natural it's a natural calming effect. You lose 0:01:02.320 --> 0:01:07.399 the anxiety that you don't swallow your baby like I 0:01:07.480 --> 0:01:09.920 swaddowed myself over my head. I had the blanket like 0:01:09.920 --> 0:01:11.640 on my face, right, So, yeah, you were using it 0:01:11.680 --> 0:01:13.280 in a way that it was question. Well here's the thing. 0:01:13.280 --> 0:01:16.559 Gravity blanket also makes face masks. They have a cooling version. 0:01:16.720 --> 0:01:18.680 It's a sleep mask. But I didn't have one, so 0:01:18.720 --> 0:01:20.480 I just used the blanket on my face. Some people 0:01:20.640 --> 0:01:23.119 think that, oh, the blanket is gonna it's too hot 0:01:23.160 --> 0:01:25.240 for these summer months. Well not true. They have the 0:01:25.240 --> 0:01:27.400 cooling version of the blankets. Somebody texted into the other 0:01:27.480 --> 0:01:30.480 star in morning show today and they said, what about 0:01:30.480 --> 0:01:32.679 now am I gonna sweat? And I said, there's cooling 0:01:32.760 --> 0:01:36.360 version you can get exactly. People report a better night's 0:01:36.360 --> 0:01:39.319 sleep with gravity in a recent sleep Score Lab study. 0:01:39.400 --> 0:01:41.840 And that add me to that research. Okay, so then 0:01:41.840 --> 0:01:43.920 I did it go up a percentage? I wasn't part 0:01:43.920 --> 0:01:45.679 of that that study, but you can add me to 0:01:45.680 --> 0:01:48.800 the number. Over a hundred fifty thousand people have one. Uh, 0:01:48.920 --> 0:01:51.040 you didn't know about them until just now. That's okay, 0:01:51.440 --> 0:01:54.960 we want to hook you up with the off of 0:01:55.000 --> 0:01:58.640 your purchase. Just go to this website, gravity blankets dot com. 0:01:58.680 --> 0:02:01.200 I know the code. What's I know? It? Code is 0:02:01.240 --> 0:02:05.080 Brooklyn to check out seriously off your purchase of a 0:02:05.120 --> 0:02:11.120 gravity blanket at gravity blankets dot com. Keyword Brooklyn start 0:02:11.160 --> 0:02:17.959 up dot up, start up brook By, start up, Brooklyn 0:02:18.040 --> 0:02:25.840 buys dat up. They're making noise data dot up. Episode 0:02:25.880 --> 0:02:28.560 eighty three, it's the Brooklyn Boys podcast. We got a 0:02:28.560 --> 0:02:30.720 full house here, yeah by like shout out to the 0:02:30.800 --> 0:02:34.480 thirty seven text messages that came in during the morning 0:02:34.480 --> 0:02:37.960 show that said start up, start up, Brooklyn Boys. Thursday 0:02:38.200 --> 0:02:40.840 Slice for Life, Slices for Life Friends on who we are? 0:02:40.880 --> 0:02:43.679 Our friend Dan yelling yelling, Dan Yelle stopped by here? 0:02:43.960 --> 0:02:48.400 Was I like to refer to Danielle and Spruce on 0:02:48.440 --> 0:02:51.799 the loose? What your little what your long awaited return? 0:02:51.840 --> 0:02:53.680 People have been asking for you. I just saw Dan 0:02:53.760 --> 0:02:57.320 yelling here and I had to come in. He's like 0:02:57.360 --> 0:03:00.400 a magnet yells around gravity poll and what what brought 0:03:00.440 --> 0:03:03.080 you in here? Was it the smell of steak actually 0:03:03.120 --> 0:03:05.520 the mac and cheese. I was I smelled it down 0:03:05.560 --> 0:03:07.799 the hall. I was dying, smelled it down the hall 0:03:07.880 --> 0:03:10.440 we got a late morning delivery from our friends at 0:03:10.440 --> 0:03:13.560 Ben and Jack's. By the way, this is not an endorsement. Nope. 0:03:13.600 --> 0:03:16.160 They left a lot of their equipment here, and so 0:03:16.240 --> 0:03:19.040 Elvis noticed yesterday, Hey, they left their chafing dishes from theft. 0:03:19.080 --> 0:03:20.680 They were up here like a month and a half ago. Yeah, 0:03:20.680 --> 0:03:22.800 they delivered a steak and shrimped to the morning they 0:03:22.800 --> 0:03:25.000 had to go open up their restaurants. They left when 0:03:25.000 --> 0:03:27.440 we was deleting. So I here it is noon on 0:03:27.480 --> 0:03:29.920 a Thursday, and I went to go call the chef 0:03:30.000 --> 0:03:32.200 at Mirror and I said, hey, buddy, could you come 0:03:32.200 --> 0:03:34.119 and pick your equipment up because it's been sitting out 0:03:34.120 --> 0:03:35.760 here for a while. We don't want to take a damage, 0:03:36.360 --> 0:03:39.360 dirty serving se bunch of pigs. It's a guy here 0:03:39.400 --> 0:03:41.880 in the building, no names, who takes that stuff home 0:03:41.920 --> 0:03:44.640 and uses it at home. Okay, Well, anyway, so we 0:03:44.840 --> 0:03:47.680 talk about that because we're talking about a few weeks. 0:03:47.760 --> 0:03:49.320 So a few weeks ago they left their stuff here. 0:03:49.320 --> 0:03:50.920 So I said, listen, man, you gotta come pick it up. 0:03:51.120 --> 0:03:53.720 And the chef is like, well, I'm not coming at 0:03:53.800 --> 0:03:57.240 the hand it, So I'm like, really, he goes. I said, no, 0:03:57.360 --> 0:04:01.000 chef please, it's noon. People of leaving. The people left 0:04:01.040 --> 0:04:03.400 for the day already. He was, dude, I gotta bring 0:04:03.440 --> 0:04:05.640 you some porterhouses. I gotta bring you some shrimp. I 0:04:05.680 --> 0:04:07.680 gotta bring steak. So I mean, what did I say? 0:04:07.840 --> 0:04:11.440 Where are they right? They're still out there? Yeah? Wait 0:04:11.480 --> 0:04:16.400 a second. Here in fifteen minutes from when they delivered 0:04:16.480 --> 0:04:33.800 to now gone steaks of gone shook hold on, cheese on, 0:04:34.040 --> 0:04:36.159 time out? What was that time out? You did it again? 0:04:36.240 --> 0:04:39.039 What did they do? I gotta get a jingle for 0:04:39.040 --> 0:04:44.200 for hold on? What is that? Look? The bones are gone, 0:04:44.240 --> 0:04:47.680 toes are gone. You see what he just did. Let 0:04:47.839 --> 0:04:49.480 let me tell you what they brought up here. They 0:04:49.520 --> 0:04:55.320 brought steak, shrimp, cocktail, mac and cheese, mashed potatoes, broccoli. 0:04:56.480 --> 0:05:01.080 That was broccoli was on. Hold on, hold on When 0:05:01.120 --> 0:05:03.240 we were excited about about a minute a half ago 0:05:03.240 --> 0:05:06.720 about what they brought. He said, they brought steak and 0:05:06.720 --> 0:05:08.080 and he looked at you and he said, they got 0:05:08.080 --> 0:05:12.520 collared greens. He looked at me, right, you saw color, 0:05:12.960 --> 0:05:17.760 say colored greens? Colored greens? Yeah, because he knows traditionally 0:05:17.800 --> 0:05:20.880 black people eat collared green. Also, people in the South. 0:05:20.920 --> 0:05:24.400 Don't get me wrong, but black people South. I know 0:05:24.560 --> 0:05:28.599 spruce likes color. You're like, hey, man, because that's in 0:05:28.640 --> 0:05:33.320 the run DMC song, Mom's got fat facts cooking with 0:05:33.400 --> 0:05:36.800 colared green collar. When you look, you didn't look at 0:05:36.839 --> 0:05:39.920 Danielle Delo. You look at Danielle and say collard green. 0:05:40.839 --> 0:05:42.720 You didn't even look at her and say brock like yeah, 0:05:43.080 --> 0:05:45.719 you food race. You racially profile him on the menu, 0:05:45.960 --> 0:05:52.000 your food bigot, I inadvertently your figgot your figot hashtag figot? 0:05:52.320 --> 0:05:55.080 Did I inadvertently look? I swear I must have been 0:05:55.320 --> 0:05:59.760 advertently looked at you actually said you listen, you looked 0:05:59.800 --> 0:06:03.640 at me? Did this? Yeah? You did? Did you notice 0:06:03.680 --> 0:06:05.960 he did double gun fingers? He went boom, color green 0:06:06.440 --> 0:06:09.960 a man? No, no, no, people listening to this, they're 0:06:10.080 --> 0:06:13.160 highly exaggerating this moment. Really did you? Did you not 0:06:13.320 --> 0:06:18.080 do double gun? Points? You like color green? Yeah? Blow 0:06:18.160 --> 0:06:23.640 them off? Yeah? Are you saying that a man of 0:06:23.720 --> 0:06:26.400 color can't like shrimp cocktail? You didn't say anything. I 0:06:26.440 --> 0:06:28.479 wouldn't mention that. I shouldn't have mentioned that because that 0:06:28.520 --> 0:06:30.200 was all gone, that left about. You didn't know that 0:06:30.240 --> 0:06:32.799 until the curtain just went. I just lifted the curtain, 0:06:32.839 --> 0:06:35.640 like sh what's worse is they don't even have collar greens. 0:06:35.600 --> 0:06:37.359 You got his hopes up. No, Brodie tickled in the 0:06:37.360 --> 0:06:42.919 pan you seriously the tevone stick rockl the collar greens 0:06:42.920 --> 0:06:45.080 and get me excited. Well yeah, he was like you 0:06:45.080 --> 0:06:47.080 want to know? He just in case you'll be you know, 0:06:47.160 --> 0:06:51.159 invested in the conversation. I'm so sorry, guys, that's not less. 0:06:51.200 --> 0:06:55.600 You're lucky didn't bring any large fruit the scary do 0:06:55.680 --> 0:06:57.880 that Bertie, like when you wants me to get interested 0:06:57.880 --> 0:07:03.600 in something at Yeah, yeah, like any minute now he's 0:07:03.640 --> 0:07:10.760 gonna mention Tyra Banks on the Yeah Dan Dan yet? 0:07:11.040 --> 0:07:12.520 So you really just came up. I think you came 0:07:12.560 --> 0:07:14.600 to see us. I didn't know you came up for freeing. 0:07:15.400 --> 0:07:19.240 In heart defense, I invited her up. Okay, because number one, 0:07:19.240 --> 0:07:22.400 she's fantastic. Number two she had a hilarious story to tell, 0:07:22.560 --> 0:07:25.320 which which she doesn't remember. Okay, it's been a week. 0:07:25.400 --> 0:07:28.840 Have you been drinking. I've been drinking. Um, yesterday I 0:07:28.840 --> 0:07:31.760 had some cocito. Day before that, I had some wine. 0:07:32.360 --> 0:07:35.720 She couldn't do cocaine. That's not good. No coketo A 0:07:35.720 --> 0:07:41.080 little cocaine small Okay, but look at the savages over 0:07:41.120 --> 0:07:44.000 here more people. But there's there's a new I Heart 0:07:44.080 --> 0:07:47.400 radio podcast. How many episodes we have the sixth one? 0:07:47.440 --> 0:07:49.880 Just one up today? Okay, the sixth one to six episodes? 0:07:50.280 --> 0:07:54.720 Half now, well that's plug us up. I've never done 0:07:54.720 --> 0:08:01.800 that before. Okay, not in the last So so here's 0:08:01.840 --> 0:08:04.640 the thing. There's six episodes and it features four friends 0:08:04.640 --> 0:08:10.120 of ours, Astra we've known forever. Wendy Wild from KTUL 0:08:11.960 --> 0:08:14.680 w k TU in New York. It's our rhythmic station. 0:08:15.200 --> 0:08:16.760 That means they take songs that we play on the 0:08:16.760 --> 0:08:19.440 pop station, they put a behind it and they make 0:08:19.480 --> 0:08:21.680 this the same song. It's like a dell. They put 0:08:21.680 --> 0:08:23.640 like a dance feed onder. Anyway, great radio station, just 0:08:23.680 --> 0:08:26.760 getting around and West r I T guy who's been 0:08:26.800 --> 0:08:30.120 on this podcast say yes to the West and now 0:08:30.240 --> 0:08:32.719 and Danielle you're on that. So the four of them, well, 0:08:33.880 --> 0:08:36.440 what episode did you join? I joined the number four, 0:08:36.840 --> 0:08:42.080 number four, numbers one two in trade right, she ain't 0:08:42.080 --> 0:08:44.000 on notes. So then they were like, oh you should 0:08:44.040 --> 0:08:46.800 hang out on four and now she's on five and six. 0:08:47.280 --> 0:08:50.800 But she wasn't on the first tree. Why why because 0:08:51.440 --> 0:08:53.600 they said, oh what the three of us do this? 0:08:53.640 --> 0:08:56.679 Then there they're the radio professionals and then we're gonna 0:08:56.679 --> 0:08:58.640 slide her in. Well, no, they said, we'll have you 0:08:58.640 --> 0:09:02.600 on as a guest. Yeah, have double D come over here, 0:09:02.600 --> 0:09:04.880 and we're gonna do We're gonna do this podcast. They 0:09:04.920 --> 0:09:07.080 call you double D on that podcast because of our initials. 0:09:07.120 --> 0:09:12.240 Your perverse holies are up here. Okay, continue, let me 0:09:12.280 --> 0:09:14.600 tell you the rest of the story. So they invite 0:09:14.640 --> 0:09:19.160 me up the rest of the story. Why don't you 0:09:19.200 --> 0:09:24.160 come up and uh, you know, let's pronounce your worries. 0:09:24.960 --> 0:09:34.040 So we did a number four number four syllables, and 0:09:34.440 --> 0:09:38.560 I was hysterical. Hello, were you cracking yourself up? Or 0:09:38.559 --> 0:09:42.240 you will be laughing? They will. They made you a 0:09:42.320 --> 0:09:45.040 member on the spot. Yes. By the way, the Beats 0:09:45.040 --> 0:09:47.400 and Booze podcast just took all the rest of the food. Yeah, 0:09:47.400 --> 0:09:49.360 I know. And Spruce is ship in here like you 0:09:49.480 --> 0:09:52.839 mother feeding every podcast on. Lady just sitting in front 0:09:52.880 --> 0:09:54.560 of the microphone and he's trying to get out there. 0:09:54.640 --> 0:09:58.480 No color greens though, no, no, every every pan is empty. 0:09:58.679 --> 0:10:03.800 No fried chicken for okay. So, uh so, if you 0:10:03.920 --> 0:10:06.679 listen to episodes one to three, they're good. Yeah, But 0:10:06.760 --> 0:10:09.960 episodes four and five from what I've heard a completely 0:10:09.960 --> 0:10:13.400 different podcast. Since Danielle is good, you have to shake 0:10:13.440 --> 0:10:15.199 it up and take it to the next level from them. Now, 0:10:15.240 --> 0:10:18.720 what's it called tails over? Cocktails? Right? That's t a 0:10:19.600 --> 0:10:22.360 l ees right, tails over. I like that that. I 0:10:22.440 --> 0:10:24.760 like to play on words. That's yeah, that is What 0:10:24.800 --> 0:10:27.480 do you call that? On a mootopia? I don't want 0:10:27.520 --> 0:10:31.160 to know you? Is that a homophone using homo whoa 0:10:31.200 --> 0:10:36.840 whoa tomms? Well, because it's two words that two words 0:10:36.840 --> 0:10:40.480 that that are pronounced the same way, which spelled differently. 0:10:40.480 --> 0:10:53.720 What do you call that? Hominem's don't tweets? Commmmmm, I 0:10:53.800 --> 0:10:56.199 love you, Spruce. You should you should make Spruce a 0:10:56.200 --> 0:11:00.600 permanent part of our You guys have a good screwed me? Okay, 0:11:00.760 --> 0:11:03.960 So I want to I want to send a shout 0:11:03.960 --> 0:11:07.520 out to Amanda Underscore S two O two talking about 0:11:07.559 --> 0:11:10.560 don't tweet us. Okay, she tweeted us and and she 0:11:10.640 --> 0:11:14.439 hashtag don't tweet me, and she sent uh. She sent 0:11:14.520 --> 0:11:18.800 the screenshot of a tweet by Hoff Matthews h H 0:11:18.800 --> 0:11:20.920 O F F M A T T H E w 0:11:21.200 --> 0:11:23.400 S and he wrote the closest you can get to 0:11:23.480 --> 0:11:26.080 knowing what it's like to be a ghost is listening 0:11:26.080 --> 0:11:28.400 to a podcast where the hosts of trying to remember 0:11:28.440 --> 0:11:31.320 a piece of trivia that you know, that's my one 0:11:31.320 --> 0:11:34.320 of my favorite quotes ever because people sit there at 0:11:34.320 --> 0:11:40.880 the podcast yelling it's seven on this podcast. Don't tweet 0:11:40.920 --> 0:11:42.839 us because by the time you've heard this podcast, we've 0:11:42.840 --> 0:11:46.199 already looked up and looked it up. You know. Anyway, 0:11:47.120 --> 0:11:50.040 So I have the Jersey Kid on the phone. Maybe 0:11:50.040 --> 0:11:52.600 maybe you guys could be counseled today. Did you do? 0:11:52.840 --> 0:11:54.600 You don't even tell me you had him on the phone? 0:11:55.480 --> 0:11:57.880 I got, we got Spruce here and Spruce on the 0:11:57.920 --> 0:12:00.600 loose and yelling Danielle's in the studio, and I got, 0:12:00.640 --> 0:12:02.400 and I got, and I got the Jersey Kid Greg T. 0:12:02.760 --> 0:12:06.839 Because I have two bones to pick with here, I am. Yeah. 0:12:07.240 --> 0:12:09.080 So here's the thing, and I'm gonna be really brief 0:12:09.120 --> 0:12:12.360 about this, please, um So I got Greg T out 0:12:12.360 --> 0:12:16.960 of a ticket? Can you get him out of the show? 0:12:17.800 --> 0:12:20.400 Greg T was doing eighty six in a sixty five 0:12:20.520 --> 0:12:23.800 the other day on the New Jersey Turnpike and he 0:12:23.920 --> 0:12:26.680 got he pulled over by a New Jersey State trooper 0:12:26.880 --> 0:12:31.920 and several um p BA cards later. Those are cards 0:12:31.960 --> 0:12:33.760 that that show you're a member of the Police Benevolent 0:12:33.760 --> 0:12:37.920 Association in New York. And the state trooper said, excuse me, sir, 0:12:38.440 --> 0:12:39.920 our son, I don't know what they called you. What 0:12:39.920 --> 0:12:45.480 do they call you? Moron? No, no, not the police officer, 0:12:45.559 --> 0:12:47.880 not your no, no, no, I was saying the police 0:12:47.880 --> 0:12:50.760 officers said that, not that he isn't so anyway, long 0:12:50.800 --> 0:12:58.040 story longer, flying down what's called the high occupancy lane, right, 0:12:58.080 --> 0:13:00.000 which by law you have to have two or more people, 0:13:01.080 --> 0:13:03.960 and it's just me, right, I'm doing eighty six down 0:13:05.520 --> 0:13:07.959 and uh, I saw him poking his nose out, and 0:13:08.000 --> 0:13:10.520 I'm like, damn it, he got me, so sure enough 0:13:10.559 --> 0:13:12.760 he pulls out and I just said, you know, I'm 0:13:12.760 --> 0:13:14.360 not gonna make this a car chase. Let me just 0:13:14.360 --> 0:13:18.640 pull myself over to pull myself over. And he comes 0:13:18.720 --> 0:13:20.920 up to the car window, and I said, do I 0:13:21.000 --> 0:13:24.840 get any favoritism because I pulled myself over? And he 0:13:24.960 --> 0:13:27.199 laughed and he said, let me see your life registraight, 0:13:27.840 --> 0:13:29.520 So I gave him all my stuff, and then of 0:13:29.559 --> 0:13:34.040 course I gave him my fourteen carrot gold police gold car. 0:13:34.200 --> 0:13:36.800 Where did you get this? He found out you were 0:13:36.800 --> 0:13:38.800 great to the frat boy. I'm paraphrasing, so we can 0:13:38.840 --> 0:13:40.520 because we gotta get to the second thing real quick 0:13:40.520 --> 0:13:42.720 because I think it's even bigger. Wait till these guys 0:13:42.720 --> 0:13:45.200 hear this. Uh, and he said, you're Greg T. And 0:13:45.200 --> 0:13:49.360 then it turns out that the state trooper said he said, 0:13:49.440 --> 0:13:52.320 he goes, oh my god, Scary Jones is a good 0:13:52.360 --> 0:13:55.000 friend of ours. He's down and uh he has a 0:13:55.040 --> 0:13:57.880 body that works at the station house and said, oh 0:13:57.920 --> 0:14:00.559 thank god, it's so nice. So and he that all right, 0:14:00.600 --> 0:14:02.439 he goes, I gotta give you a warning though, because 0:14:02.440 --> 0:14:06.319 you really I got you a ticket. And then I said, 0:14:06.559 --> 0:14:10.080 you owe me a steak dinner? And you owe me 0:14:10.160 --> 0:14:12.360 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, he owes your steak dinner. Yeah. 0:14:12.400 --> 0:14:15.800 So you se where I'm going with this. So what 0:14:15.800 --> 0:14:17.360 I was gonna do is I see where you better 0:14:17.360 --> 0:14:18.800 not be going with it. No, I'm gonna tell you 0:14:18.880 --> 0:14:21.720 right now. I was gonna say that because I know 0:14:21.800 --> 0:14:24.200 Brody a steak dinner. Now Greg T owes me a 0:14:24.240 --> 0:14:27.280 steak dinner. I'm gonna pass the love from Greg T 0:14:27.480 --> 0:14:34.200 and transfer the free steak dinner the steak didn't know. 0:14:37.520 --> 0:14:38.960 I'll tell you why. I'll tell you what it's not 0:14:38.960 --> 0:14:40.680 gonna work. I'll tell you what. It's not gonna work. 0:14:40.680 --> 0:14:43.920 No offense. Great, hold on a second, no, hold on, 0:14:44.520 --> 0:14:48.160 hold on, hold on, hold on. I'll tell you. I'll 0:14:48.160 --> 0:14:51.360 tell you why. I'll tell you what. This isn't gonna work. Because, 0:14:51.480 --> 0:14:53.160 for those of you that remember the story as to 0:14:53.240 --> 0:14:57.200 why scare a steak dinner, there were two people that 0:14:57.280 --> 0:15:00.280 said they would take me to a steak dinner. What 0:15:00.440 --> 0:15:04.920 is he doing? Absolutely? Yeah, yeah, yeah, who's hey, you 0:15:04.920 --> 0:15:07.200 get pulled over again? My buddy's on a buddy does 0:15:07.240 --> 0:15:10.800 a podcast, and yeah, I have somebody doing some work. 0:15:10.520 --> 0:15:16.000 That's great story. You can't attention here. So okay. So 0:15:16.040 --> 0:15:20.040 the problem is back in when I did this massive 0:15:20.080 --> 0:15:22.080 favor for the members of the morning show I work on, 0:15:22.600 --> 0:15:25.160 where again I took a career hit for them so 0:15:25.200 --> 0:15:29.160 they could get money. Greg t and Scary both said, Brodie, 0:15:29.200 --> 0:15:31.600 we're gonna take you out the dinner. They both fucking 0:15:31.640 --> 0:15:33.480 owe me a steak dinner. You are not gonna have 0:15:34.160 --> 0:15:37.560 two steak dinners because you still owe me a steak dinner. So, Brudy, 0:15:38.040 --> 0:15:40.040 how many steak dinners do you have? Coming on again? 0:15:40.400 --> 0:15:43.640 Greg t owes me one Scary oon. No, No, you're 0:15:43.680 --> 0:15:46.240 not passing off another one. You owe me a steak dinner. 0:15:46.880 --> 0:15:53.080 Why can't I try to be honest and the idea? 0:15:53.200 --> 0:15:55.800 Think your dinner was my idea and you never did. 0:15:57.200 --> 0:16:00.680 We built a podcast around it. At least I came 0:16:00.760 --> 0:16:04.480 up with the idea. You know, I'll go to bed 0:16:04.560 --> 0:16:07.400 fulfilled this tonight knowing that you fed me on ideas. 0:16:08.440 --> 0:16:12.720 Oh my god, hey, T, I had hey, listen, go 0:16:12.880 --> 0:16:15.480 shopping tonight. T. I have an idea about giving you 0:16:15.520 --> 0:16:19.680 a thousand dollars. There you go, Yeah, an idea about Greg. 0:16:19.720 --> 0:16:27.560 Don't take that. Don't take that. Okay, creeping update on 0:16:27.600 --> 0:16:29.600 the broody steak dinner, the steak dinners. You stow me 0:16:29.600 --> 0:16:32.320 a steak dinner. No, stows me a steak dinner, and 0:16:32.360 --> 0:16:34.000 you're not passing it off. It doesn't work that way. 0:16:34.040 --> 0:16:36.760 Why can't I I can great get by this guy 0:16:36.800 --> 0:16:42.200 two steaks. You don't just dinn give me. If he 0:16:42.240 --> 0:16:44.320 ever took me to dinner, he'd buy me two steaks 0:16:44.320 --> 0:16:49.200 at once and say, what, I just got Bet and 0:16:49.280 --> 0:16:51.760 Jack steak for free? What's that? T? What if I 0:16:51.800 --> 0:16:58.200 go to the store and buy him in a sta dinner? 0:16:59.040 --> 0:17:00.720 What if I give you my not pulling money instead 0:17:00.720 --> 0:17:03.840 of real money. All right, that's not gonna work. Can 0:17:03.880 --> 0:17:05.480 we get to the second thing? Real quick? About Greig? 0:17:05.760 --> 0:17:08.520 That wasn't the second thing. We had traffic, We have 0:17:08.640 --> 0:17:11.400 traffic pullover, we had stick dinner. What else is there? 0:17:11.440 --> 0:17:16.199 A Florida man got arrested yesterday? Entertainment you have to 0:17:16.200 --> 0:17:19.639 do with that? Greg? Okay? What the guy that the 0:17:19.760 --> 0:17:24.080 thing I like? I like? Florida Florida man got arrested 0:17:24.119 --> 0:17:26.680 because he wouldn't scratch the sticker off of his car, 0:17:26.760 --> 0:17:29.119 the bumper sticker that said I eat as. He wouldn't 0:17:29.119 --> 0:17:31.159 scratch the ass off his car. He wouldn't scratch the 0:17:31.200 --> 0:17:33.359 sticker off the car, so they threw him in jail. 0:17:33.920 --> 0:17:38.800 So Greg t started a very vile conversation in a 0:17:38.800 --> 0:17:41.200 group chat which Brody was not a part of, which 0:17:41.240 --> 0:17:43.080 I don't understand why Brody was the only guy you 0:17:43.160 --> 0:17:47.399 left off the text message. Explain. I'll explain the reason 0:17:47.440 --> 0:17:49.720 why I did not put Brody on there is that 0:17:50.040 --> 0:17:53.000 because Brody is legendary for not wanting to be a 0:17:53.040 --> 0:17:56.439 part of chat. So instead of hearing him, you know, 0:17:56.520 --> 0:17:59.040 bitch about it. The next morning, I just said I'm 0:17:59.040 --> 0:18:02.199 not even going to trust trust me, Brodie. But if 0:18:02.240 --> 0:18:03.520 this is a good one, you didn't want to be 0:18:03.560 --> 0:18:06.520 a part of this. And this is why I need you, guys, Danielle, 0:18:06.560 --> 0:18:10.280 I need, I need everybody's photo. You say this is 0:18:10.320 --> 0:18:14.160 a nasty, disgusting chat message rule, okay about eating as 0:18:14.280 --> 0:18:17.240 you need here, That's what I'm going to I'm going 0:18:17.280 --> 0:18:20.639 to actually not right, I'm gonna lessen the blow. What 0:18:20.760 --> 0:18:24.120 part of the text is that the nutshell in a nutshell? 0:18:24.240 --> 0:18:30.960 What were you doing? Okay in a nutshell? Greg T wrote, 0:18:31.200 --> 0:18:33.760 Can any of you guys comment on this? I eat 0:18:33.800 --> 0:18:37.160 asked sticker. I don't understand what the big deal is. 0:18:37.680 --> 0:18:42.080 I would eat it all day, in fact, and then 0:18:42.119 --> 0:18:44.760 we all commented whatever our feelings whatever. I don't think 0:18:44.760 --> 0:18:45.919 the guys should have By the way, I don't think 0:18:45.920 --> 0:18:47.040 the guy should have been thrown a gel for the 0:18:47.040 --> 0:18:53.840 bumper sticker is he's an asked eater? Well, he says 0:18:53.880 --> 0:18:58.080 he likes it, and then he says, scary, I'd eat 0:18:58.119 --> 0:19:09.960 your girlfriend Robbin's ass. Oh that's Assid And then you're 0:19:10.040 --> 0:19:14.560 you're and goes in again and says, well, what do 0:19:14.560 --> 0:19:16.880 you mean? He goes in again, He says, hey, Froggy, 0:19:17.160 --> 0:19:19.440 what about you? Would you eat? Robbin's asked? He starts 0:19:19.440 --> 0:19:22.399 taking a pole in the room if they were what 0:19:22.560 --> 0:19:24.000 you sayond hole in the room. What do you mean 0:19:24.040 --> 0:19:28.680 you mean by that? Okay, do you say asked? When 0:19:28.680 --> 0:19:32.040 you say asked everybody that what does that mean? And 0:19:32.560 --> 0:19:36.719 he said he said he would, So Greg t starts 0:19:36.720 --> 0:19:39.080 a room starts. Now all of a sudden, all the 0:19:39.080 --> 0:19:41.840 attention is to towards my girlfriend, who didn't, who wasn't 0:19:41.840 --> 0:19:47.200 a part of this conference, talking behind her back. It's anyway, 0:19:49.200 --> 0:19:52.320 hold on, hold on, So then all this happens, and 0:19:52.359 --> 0:19:54.720 then to shut the room up, because you know, Gregg, 0:19:54.720 --> 0:19:57.800 he was gonna go on for days. And don't don't 0:19:57.800 --> 0:20:00.280 give him the buchline just yet, don't. I'm let me 0:20:00.320 --> 0:20:03.679 set my things up. Tell what because I did? What 0:20:03.760 --> 0:20:06.280 I did was ten times worse. But where do you 0:20:06.359 --> 0:20:15.040 let him meet yours said? Ten times I said something worse? Guys, right, listen, 0:20:15.480 --> 0:20:18.920 if you were in a room with just the fellas 0:20:19.040 --> 0:20:23.520 and you guys all know each other very well, all right, 0:20:23.560 --> 0:20:25.400 so you're saying it's like locker room talk, like we're 0:20:25.400 --> 0:20:30.200 on a tour bus exactly right, right, it's locker room talk. 0:20:30.240 --> 0:20:33.160 Don't want to hear anything, right, locker round, locker room now. 0:20:33.640 --> 0:20:37.960 And so therefore I could say something about Scari's girlfriend, 0:20:38.240 --> 0:20:40.120 knowing that he's talking to run back and go tell 0:20:40.160 --> 0:20:42.080 her anyway, and then he could turn around, he could 0:20:42.080 --> 0:20:43.960 say something about my wife. If you want, I'm not 0:20:43.960 --> 0:20:46.919 gonna run back and go tell her. It's just guys 0:20:46.920 --> 0:20:50.959 being guy. Hold on, hold on, guys being guys. Is like, hey, scary, 0:20:51.200 --> 0:20:53.120 if you aren't dating Robin, I would. I would absolutely 0:20:53.160 --> 0:20:55.720 date her. She's beautiful, she's a wonderful week you right, 0:20:56.320 --> 0:20:58.240 you know what, Hey, scary, if you want with Robin, 0:20:58.520 --> 0:21:00.480 I could see myself with her. That's the kind of 0:21:00.480 --> 0:21:02.439 thing guys say, Hey, you know what your girls hot? 0:21:02.480 --> 0:21:04.240 I would dore you say it like a joke. You 0:21:04.240 --> 0:21:07.920 don't get specific and sexual. Now here's how I stopped. 0:21:08.280 --> 0:21:14.520 I put it into now. I made the whole room. Okay, 0:21:14.760 --> 0:21:16.560 I made the whole room. Leave the group chat with 0:21:16.600 --> 0:21:21.959 the following comment because hold on, because wait, Brody and Bruce, 0:21:22.000 --> 0:21:31.080 I especially want you guys, because he goes she's scary. 0:21:31.080 --> 0:21:33.520 Froggy would eat Robin's ass. Ha ha ha, I'll eat 0:21:33.560 --> 0:21:37.679 everybody's ass, I love ass, to which I wrote, great, 0:21:38.000 --> 0:21:43.480 you can start with your daughter's whoa hold on? No 0:21:44.760 --> 0:21:48.760 no no no you know, no no you can't know. 0:21:49.080 --> 0:22:01.240 I want to know. No no, no, no no no. Okay. 0:22:01.280 --> 0:22:07.800 What he did was he took a different levels of wrong, 0:22:08.520 --> 0:22:11.840 different levels a wrong. He disrespected your girlfriend, what you 0:22:11.880 --> 0:22:15.320 did as a non parent. But you did as I 0:22:15.359 --> 0:22:20.000 mean that there's laws against what you suggested. Like you 0:22:20.000 --> 0:22:24.639 you that's not an image in Taiwan. If you had 0:22:24.680 --> 0:22:27.480 said you could have said you could start with your 0:22:27.480 --> 0:22:30.960 mother's right, that would have been like, both, that's your 0:22:31.000 --> 0:22:35.240 mother's ass. That you go up in age not down. Yeah, 0:22:35.240 --> 0:22:36.919 but he's not Like, here's the problem. You don't like 0:22:37.960 --> 0:22:40.119 this text message thread had been going on for a 0:22:40.119 --> 0:22:43.000 while and I wanted to shut tell us, tell that 0:22:43.119 --> 0:22:44.920 you cleared the room. You could have cleared the room 0:22:44.920 --> 0:22:47.040 with eat your mother's ass. But you didn't know. You 0:22:47.119 --> 0:22:49.920 went the wrong way. You went. You went the wrong way, dude, 0:22:50.480 --> 0:22:54.720