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Speaker 1: We scared her? Was it fine?

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Speaker 3: Now? Porn?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 3: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 4: Ride?

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Speaker 3: Do you need.

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Speaker 4: With Karen and Chris welcome to Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 4: This is Chris Fairbanks.

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Speaker 1: And this is Karen kill Garraff. Hello Karen, Hello Chris.

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Speaker 4: Before we introduce our guests, I just want to give

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Speaker 4: a little background. He's like my older brother in comedy

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Speaker 4: or bigger brother.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, much larger.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he's much larger.

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Speaker 4: And also if I he might correct me later. But

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Speaker 4: I believe one of the reasons you and I started

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Speaker 4: podcasting together is as Jimmy suggested you as a possible

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Speaker 4: podcast partner, and so did Greg Barrent. And that was

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Speaker 4: all the all the research I'd done, but two out

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Speaker 4: of two people said Karen Kilgarriff. And then after a

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Speaker 4: year I mustered up the courage to ask you because

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Speaker 4: I was a shy, scared boy. And look at us

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Speaker 4: now listen, this podcast is fifty percent responsible, or I mean,

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Speaker 4: you know what I mean for hard guest today, mister

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Speaker 4: Jimmy Parno, was that my intro? It was Yeah, it

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Speaker 4: was shoddy.

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Speaker 1: It almost didn't happen.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, real smokes. Yeah, not the best.

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Speaker 5: I guess that's why I didn't know if I was

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Speaker 3: You know what?

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Speaker 4: That's how I feel. Sometimes I'm never not funny. Not

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Speaker 4: to just hold the mirror. I don't know when to

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Speaker 3: It's very clear you're welcome to jump in any time.

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Speaker 3: And and I give a nice ramp up.

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Speaker 5: I give a nice Please welcome a funny guy. We

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Speaker 5: just watched his special. My son thinks it's the funny,

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Speaker 5: especially seen in ages. Please welcome Chris Fairbanks. I give

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Speaker 5: a nice build up. Not this stutter stammer crap. Yeah,

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Speaker 5: well it's my signature. Stutter scammer. Hard to understand.

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Speaker 4: That's why I got the big Bucks fair Banks brand.

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Speaker 1: Jimmy, how are you?

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Speaker 3: I'm good, I'm honored to be here. What I find

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Speaker 3: funny about this, guys, and I mean funny, weird, not funny, haha,

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Speaker 3: program before. It never worked out.

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Speaker 5: Nobody was ever interested in coming to Baldoon Hills to

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Speaker 5: pick me up, to bring me anywhere. So it took

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Speaker 4: That's right, Well, the silver lining is right now, you're safe.

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Speaker 4: You know a lot of these people were putting their

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Speaker 4: don't think he was looking out the right window, but

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Speaker 6: We've had a lot of near misses on this podcast,

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Speaker 6: a lot of danger.

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Speaker 5: When you said he was looking out the window, could

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Speaker 4: Is that minor? His I guess spits a lot, is

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Speaker 4: my points? Eddie spitz lot when he speaks. That's what

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I thought you just meant that I have a

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Speaker 3: No insult somebody that's here. I take. I take swipes

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's that's the part of way, that's the brand.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Karen did used to have dog saliva on her

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Speaker 5: I did not know that, so there therefore, that's why

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Speaker 3: And I was like, holy crap, is Pepatone right behind me?

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Speaker 3: Why is that the Jimmy?

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Speaker 6: That's just my eyebrows. That's the way pencil my eyebrows,

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Speaker 4: D It's very jimmy.

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Speaker 4: It's very common these days. I wish that when you

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Speaker 3: That is what I wanted.

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Speaker 5: Them on and they were those Chinese glasses that people

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Speaker 6: The zoom would automatically end because it's twenty twenty one

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Speaker 3: Anywoll Carol, Let me see yourr Let me see your brows. Please.

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Speaker 4: They are nice house, they have it.

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Speaker 6: They cut thanks. I have that happened natural. I'm not

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Speaker 3: I think, yeah, they do. It's like little skepticism with

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Speaker 5: I would not have known that you were penciling them

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Speaker 5: I don't know if if I get closer to you,

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Speaker 3: That I would know that it's pencil and not real hair.

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Speaker 3: That would be very intimate.

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Speaker 1: It's it's like I keep people at a distance.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like another man's shoes and shawshank. You're never

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Speaker 6: Unless every once in a while I'll buy the wrong

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I've gone the wrong way many times, so you

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Speaker 1: And I will.

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Speaker 3: Tell you this.

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Speaker 4: I'm sorry, go ahead, Chris, No, No, I just want

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Speaker 4: They curl, and the minute they touch my eyelid, I

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I have a hey.

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Speaker 5: I'm always told whatever I'm on the whenever I when

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Speaker 5: that I might I want to consider on my left eyebrow,

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Speaker 5: consider getting a tattoo. My eyebrows tattooed on because I'm

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Speaker 5: when I am on camera, and I went, you know what,

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Speaker 3: Year eight worth me getting a tattoo of eyebrows.

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Speaker 6: Also, I would disagree or I would like to see

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Speaker 3: She says that it would. I don't know the answer

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Speaker 1: So maybe it's just the way they do it.

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Speaker 4: Technically, your first and only a tattoo would be a

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Speaker 3: Oh no, I have two tattoos, do you Yeah? I

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Speaker 6: So that's so here and there is around your belly

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Speaker 5: I have a dolphin on my ale and a daisy

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Speaker 3: I have a shark. On my right arm.

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Speaker 5: I have a shark, and on my left arm, I

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Speaker 3: Name on it. Oh, because he stabilizes me. See he's

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Speaker 5: And it's a shark represent if I, if I knew,

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Speaker 3: I just I'm a big fan of sharks.

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Speaker 5: I think they're they're neat and uh and I.

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Speaker 3: As I jokingly always says, I love the sea. So

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Speaker 3: never when I get tattoos. I had a little nervous

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Speaker 5: So I got a tattoo, and then when hey, that

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Speaker 3: So that's why it's either that or a Corvette.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, and I couldn't afford that I could have worn

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Speaker 6: I love the idea that a stand up comedian, like

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Speaker 6: done all this stuff, you'd never done anything exciting with

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Speaker 1: What more do you want? Karen?

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Speaker 3: Can I say? Can I tell you something?

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Speaker 5: I have said this a thousand times, and you are

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Speaker 5: I think I've done nothing with Like, really, you lived

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Speaker 3: You did something, You did do daring things.

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Speaker 6: It's the one thing most people say will say to you,

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Speaker 6: I could never do what thing to do? I could

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Speaker 6: never do that, could never stand up in front of

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Speaker 6: new material, blah blah blah. Right, Yeah, but that's I

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Speaker 6: think that's what we all do. Comedians never appreciate how

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Speaker 4: Yes, I feel like I I haven't lived life because

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Speaker 4: I've never had a nine to five job, which is

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Speaker 4: quite the opposite of what everyone wants.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's exactly the opposite of what we were talking about. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 4: this is Dynasty. They are the same shows to me.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, they lesed to cast things just based on headshots.

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Speaker 3: That's what you're seeing.

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00:20:01,040 --> 00:20:02,360
Speaker 1: What you're seeing is what's.

448
00:20:02,119 --> 00:20:06,800
Speaker 4: Happening, and it's time stamped. Also for half that's half

449
00:20:06,840 --> 00:20:07,600
Speaker 4: the episode.

450
00:20:08,080 --> 00:20:11,040
Speaker 6: What was Remington Steele used to do that too, there's

451
00:20:11,080 --> 00:20:13,480
Speaker 6: a Remington Steel was very much like we better go

452
00:20:13,520 --> 00:20:15,679
Speaker 6: and take take a look and investigate. And then it

453
00:20:15,720 --> 00:20:19,280
Speaker 6: would be a four minute scene of them driving to

454
00:20:19,359 --> 00:20:22,120
Speaker 6: a place that was four minutes away from where they were.

455
00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:22,920
Speaker 3: And that's awesome.

456
00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:25,479
Speaker 4: Again, that's the same show It's Heart to Heart for Me,

457
00:20:25,640 --> 00:20:30,240
Speaker 4: which one had Robert Wagner Hard to heart Okay, Pierce

458
00:20:30,280 --> 00:20:34,360
Speaker 4: brad Yeah, he's a handsome guy.

459
00:20:34,480 --> 00:20:37,000
Speaker 3: Huh, Jimmy, I will never use any excuse not to

460
00:20:37,040 --> 00:20:39,879
Speaker 3: mention that when he was backstage when I worked at

461
00:20:39,880 --> 00:20:42,560
Speaker 3: Conad O'Brian on a regular basis and I was in

462
00:20:42,600 --> 00:20:45,520
Speaker 3: the green room and just watching the show on the monitor,

463
00:20:45,840 --> 00:20:47,040
Speaker 3: and all of a sudden, next to me.

464
00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:48,960
Speaker 5: I didn't, I didn't, I didn't see who it was,

465
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:52,439
Speaker 5: but I just felt stardom standing next to me. And

466
00:20:52,480 --> 00:20:54,320
Speaker 5: then I turned to my left and out of his

467
00:20:54,440 --> 00:20:56,679
Speaker 5: dressing room watching the show on monitor, and the monitor

468
00:20:56,680 --> 00:20:59,159
Speaker 5: as well in the in the group green room was

469
00:20:59,240 --> 00:21:02,000
Speaker 5: the most handed, some prettiest man I've ever seen in

470
00:21:02,040 --> 00:21:02,480
Speaker 5: my life.

471
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:06,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, like Corinthian Leather.

472
00:21:06,720 --> 00:21:10,399
Speaker 3: Oh I'm not kidding. I've never seen a more handsome

473
00:21:10,480 --> 00:21:11,560
Speaker 3: human being on this planet.

474
00:21:11,920 --> 00:21:15,600
Speaker 6: Yeah, because he also has It's like the expression on

475
00:21:15,680 --> 00:21:19,760
Speaker 6: his face constantly is pure confidence, you know what I mean.

476
00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:22,320
Speaker 6: Like it's like he's kind of surveying the room, like

477
00:21:22,480 --> 00:21:24,119
Speaker 6: who's good enough to be near me?

478
00:21:24,680 --> 00:21:26,280
Speaker 1: No one in here like it.

479
00:21:26,640 --> 00:21:29,440
Speaker 6: He has the you know, it's fascinating and I love

480
00:21:29,960 --> 00:21:32,600
Speaker 6: having myself worked on a talk show. There really are

481
00:21:32,680 --> 00:21:36,159
Speaker 6: these people that have it where like you can feel

482
00:21:36,200 --> 00:21:38,959
Speaker 6: them coming. There's like when you're in the room with them,

483
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:41,280
Speaker 6: you're just like, holy shit, there they are, like you

484
00:21:41,320 --> 00:21:45,320
Speaker 6: can feel them an aura of specialness.

485
00:21:45,359 --> 00:21:46,160
Speaker 3: It's bananas.

486
00:21:46,359 --> 00:21:49,560
Speaker 5: And by the way, to that point, what I very

487
00:21:50,280 --> 00:21:52,040
Speaker 5: It was rare when somebody would come out of their

488
00:21:52,119 --> 00:21:54,359
Speaker 5: dressing room to watch the show in the green room,

489
00:21:54,680 --> 00:21:55,119
Speaker 5: and so it was.

490
00:21:55,080 --> 00:21:56,080
Speaker 3: Always like, can you believe that?

491
00:21:56,119 --> 00:21:58,040
Speaker 5: How don't earth that guy is so like you would

492
00:21:58,119 --> 00:22:00,000
Speaker 5: never think Paris Brosna would be one of those guys.

493
00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:02,159
Speaker 5: You would think he'd behind closed doors looking in a mirror.

494
00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:05,960
Speaker 5: But he came out and joined in was talking like,

495
00:22:06,840 --> 00:22:08,679
Speaker 5: I'm fascinated by that because I'm with you, like you

496
00:22:08,760 --> 00:22:11,080
Speaker 5: just feel that stardom come at you. Yeah, but then

497
00:22:11,080 --> 00:22:13,280
Speaker 5: there's others that you go, I don't get why you're

498
00:22:13,320 --> 00:22:13,880
Speaker 5: the lead guest.

499
00:22:13,920 --> 00:22:18,200
Speaker 1: All right, okay, all right, well okay, I.

500
00:22:18,119 --> 00:22:19,280
Speaker 3: Guess we'll get through this. All right.

501
00:22:19,800 --> 00:22:22,520
Speaker 4: I get that when I was been in the same

502
00:22:22,600 --> 00:22:24,879
Speaker 4: room as John Hamm, who I think is your friend,

503
00:22:24,880 --> 00:22:27,320
Speaker 4: and I had that same feeling. I'm like, I didn't

504
00:22:27,320 --> 00:22:29,240
Speaker 4: know what to say. I was tongue tied, which I

505
00:22:29,320 --> 00:22:31,800
Speaker 4: usually am anyway. But he yeah, he's got that look

506
00:22:31,800 --> 00:22:35,000
Speaker 4: about him where I'm like, you can just smell the

507
00:22:35,040 --> 00:22:36,400
Speaker 4: handsomeness coming off.

508
00:22:36,520 --> 00:22:38,600
Speaker 3: Now listen, Chris is handsome.

509
00:22:38,640 --> 00:22:40,680
Speaker 5: And by the way, let's make no mistake, Yes, John

510
00:22:40,760 --> 00:22:43,200
Speaker 5: is my friend, but he is one of the most

511
00:22:43,680 --> 00:22:48,359
Speaker 5: handsome men on the planet. Brosden wins. Yeah, yeah, Brosnen

512
00:22:48,720 --> 00:22:51,479
Speaker 5: beats John Hamm. That's how handsome Pierce Brosnen is.

513
00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:55,680
Speaker 1: You know what, because John ham could, You wouldn't want.

514
00:22:55,520 --> 00:22:57,399
Speaker 6: To cast him as a regular guy, but if you

515
00:22:57,600 --> 00:23:00,520
Speaker 6: had to, you could, like in those times times where

516
00:23:01,400 --> 00:23:04,800
Speaker 6: his character on Madmen was, you know, super drunk and

517
00:23:04,880 --> 00:23:07,000
Speaker 6: fucked up and whatever. You're like, oh yeah, it looks

518
00:23:07,040 --> 00:23:09,520
Speaker 6: kind of rough. You can't do that to Pierce Brows

519
00:23:10,760 --> 00:23:12,760
Speaker 6: good luck. You can mess his hair up a little bit,

520
00:23:12,880 --> 00:23:14,800
Speaker 6: but the face is going to stay the same.

521
00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:16,560
Speaker 3: They made his hair askew.

522
00:23:16,760 --> 00:23:19,080
Speaker 4: I think for Matador, where he's like a washed up

523
00:23:19,080 --> 00:23:20,200
Speaker 4: guy living in a hotel.

524
00:23:20,320 --> 00:23:24,560
Speaker 1: Skill hanswer, that's a great movie. Yeah, Matador him.

525
00:23:24,640 --> 00:23:25,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, everyone write that down.

526
00:23:26,080 --> 00:23:27,399
Speaker 1: Also, it's such a good one.

527
00:23:27,480 --> 00:23:31,080
Speaker 4: Jimmy, you your interview with John Hamm with for your

528
00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:33,919
Speaker 4: behind the scenes what was your conan behind the scenes

529
00:23:33,960 --> 00:23:34,560
Speaker 4: interview show?

530
00:23:35,160 --> 00:23:37,560
Speaker 3: The part of Patrol is that online.

531
00:23:37,640 --> 00:23:40,160
Speaker 4: It's so funny and it was fun to see how

532
00:23:40,200 --> 00:23:42,560
Speaker 4: funny John Hamm is because you don't know that he

533
00:23:42,680 --> 00:23:45,560
Speaker 4: is a comedically trained he's legit hilaric.

534
00:23:45,720 --> 00:23:48,280
Speaker 3: Right, Hey, well, I say thank you on both of

535
00:23:48,280 --> 00:23:49,080
Speaker 3: our behalfs it.

536
00:23:49,359 --> 00:23:52,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, it's great. Yeah, you're both you're good in

537
00:23:52,200 --> 00:23:53,520
Speaker 4: it too. That's what I meant to say.

538
00:23:53,560 --> 00:23:54,360
Speaker 3: Oh, thank you.

539
00:23:55,240 --> 00:23:57,760
Speaker 4: And you call it the podcast and he's like, that's

540
00:23:57,880 --> 00:24:00,520
Speaker 4: not what this is though, and then I.

541
00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:03,280
Speaker 3: Said let's do it again. He's like, nope, because.

542
00:24:04,240 --> 00:24:07,200
Speaker 4: My sister went to see you do stand up somewhere.

543
00:24:07,240 --> 00:24:09,800
Speaker 4: I don't remember. You've met my sister Spokane?

544
00:24:10,080 --> 00:24:11,080
Speaker 3: Was it Spokane?

545
00:24:11,080 --> 00:24:13,600
Speaker 4: And I made her watch that interview first, and it's

546
00:24:13,600 --> 00:24:17,720
Speaker 4: her favorite. She memorized it, makes references to it like

547
00:24:17,760 --> 00:24:21,199
Speaker 4: it was a movie that is very funny.

548
00:24:21,280 --> 00:24:23,639
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, thank you very much. And it was a

549
00:24:23,640 --> 00:24:25,399
Speaker 3: delight meeting your your sister.

550
00:24:25,640 --> 00:24:28,959
Speaker 5: And I think she felt that she was taking up

551
00:24:28,960 --> 00:24:30,200
Speaker 5: my time and that was not the case.

552
00:24:30,359 --> 00:24:32,919
Speaker 3: Like was like, no, I welcome talking to somebody please.

553
00:24:33,359 --> 00:24:33,760
Speaker 3: Oh yeah.

554
00:24:33,840 --> 00:24:37,240
Speaker 4: She's always very careful and apologietic about but she'll yeah,

555
00:24:37,440 --> 00:24:39,440
Speaker 4: she'll she'll talk to you. She's the best.

556
00:24:39,560 --> 00:24:42,480
Speaker 3: But she didn't. I had to chase her down. I

557
00:24:42,560 --> 00:24:43,760
Speaker 3: forced her into the back of the car to have

558
00:24:43,800 --> 00:24:44,600
Speaker 3: a conversation with me.

559
00:24:44,880 --> 00:24:49,080
Speaker 4: Right, yeah, I remember she called me she said, joke

560
00:24:49,720 --> 00:24:52,439
Speaker 4: one has he ever kidnapped someone before? And I'm like,

561
00:24:53,840 --> 00:24:54,440
Speaker 4: he can't.

562
00:24:54,240 --> 00:24:56,800
Speaker 1: Get in the trunk to have a conversation. It's very odd.

563
00:24:57,240 --> 00:25:00,119
Speaker 3: I listen, it's quiet, you're not bothered by anybody. He

564
00:25:01,080 --> 00:25:04,600
Speaker 3: has a light in my mouth. It's a muffled.

565
00:25:05,640 --> 00:25:05,840
Speaker 2: Uh.

566
00:25:05,880 --> 00:25:06,159
Speaker 3: You know what.

567
00:25:06,200 --> 00:25:08,119
Speaker 5: Another time, I was at the Barnes and Noble at

568
00:25:08,119 --> 00:25:11,199
Speaker 5: the Grove and I was checking out and then the

569
00:25:11,240 --> 00:25:13,920
Speaker 5: other the other cashier said I'll take the next customer here,

570
00:25:14,359 --> 00:25:16,919
Speaker 5: and Stardom came next to me. And it took me

571
00:25:16,960 --> 00:25:20,440
Speaker 5: a second because this was years past his prime and

572
00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:22,840
Speaker 5: it was Matt Dylan. And it was one of those

573
00:25:22,840 --> 00:25:25,399
Speaker 5: times where I was like, not only understand when people

574
00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:28,640
Speaker 5: say I discovered somebody at the soda shop, because if

575
00:25:28,640 --> 00:25:30,040
Speaker 5: I was an agent, I would have gone up to

576
00:25:30,080 --> 00:25:31,440
Speaker 5: that guy and went, I don't know who you are,

577
00:25:31,600 --> 00:25:34,520
Speaker 5: but we're signing a contract today. Like it was, there

578
00:25:34,560 --> 00:25:37,639
Speaker 5: was something magic happening with Matt Dylan buying a magazine.

579
00:25:37,800 --> 00:25:42,239
Speaker 6: Matt Dylan is mine and my sister's like, you know,

580
00:25:42,440 --> 00:25:46,399
Speaker 6: grammar school, like very early crush. He was in his

581
00:25:46,520 --> 00:25:49,560
Speaker 6: prime when we were you know, twelve or whatever, and

582
00:25:50,480 --> 00:25:53,200
Speaker 6: always loved him. My sister kind of loved him the most.

583
00:25:52,840 --> 00:25:57,960
Speaker 6: I was more of a Scott Bao girl. He's well,

584
00:25:59,160 --> 00:26:02,560
Speaker 6: those Italians. But Matt Dylan, I mean he was just

585
00:26:02,640 --> 00:26:06,920
Speaker 6: like heart throbbed. He was undeniable. So cut to when

586
00:26:06,920 --> 00:26:09,359
Speaker 6: I'm twenty and I'm in San Francisco working at the

587
00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:13,200
Speaker 6: Gap and it's the end of like an eight hour

588
00:26:13,240 --> 00:26:16,600
Speaker 6: shift and I'm over by the dressing rooms, folding down

589
00:26:16,760 --> 00:26:20,640
Speaker 6: a bunch of sweaters and sweaty I haven't I put

590
00:26:20,680 --> 00:26:22,719
Speaker 6: on makeup eight hours previous, you know.

591
00:26:22,880 --> 00:26:25,000
Speaker 1: And it's the Gap. Nothing ever happened there.

592
00:26:25,440 --> 00:26:27,520
Speaker 6: It was the one that's in the upper market where

593
00:26:27,520 --> 00:26:29,480
Speaker 6: it's kind of like you're not in the Castro yet

594
00:26:29,520 --> 00:26:32,639
Speaker 6: you're in this weird, you know, man's land. And it

595
00:26:32,720 --> 00:26:35,840
Speaker 6: was just a you know, boring retail job. And we're

596
00:26:35,880 --> 00:26:38,600
Speaker 6: sitting there and I look up and Matt Dylan walks

597
00:26:38,600 --> 00:26:41,399
Speaker 6: in the store, and I swear to god, I was

598
00:26:41,480 --> 00:26:44,960
Speaker 6: just like, how how Like I don't even get to

599
00:26:44,960 --> 00:26:47,639
Speaker 6: brush my hair or have one moment of like a

600
00:26:47,680 --> 00:26:49,040
Speaker 6: little bit of powder or something.

601
00:26:49,400 --> 00:26:53,000
Speaker 1: And as I'm watching him, I'm I'm starstruck.

602
00:26:53,040 --> 00:26:55,439
Speaker 6: I mean, it was like I felt him on the

603
00:26:55,520 --> 00:26:58,920
Speaker 6: sidewalk coming through the door and he comes in.

604
00:26:59,480 --> 00:27:01,800
Speaker 1: I probably have told the story Chris on this show

605
00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:05,159
Speaker 1: before No No, which this is.

606
00:27:05,600 --> 00:27:09,000
Speaker 6: It's one of my faves, because you in San Francisco,

607
00:27:09,119 --> 00:27:12,479
Speaker 6: you would get famous people, like there are people who

608
00:27:12,600 --> 00:27:14,879
Speaker 6: lived in the city, but it was like Alice Walker

609
00:27:14,920 --> 00:27:16,680
Speaker 6: and Tracy Chapman, you know what I mean. It would

610
00:27:16,680 --> 00:27:19,560
Speaker 6: be people who had been very We live in San Francisco,

611
00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:22,960
Speaker 6: so it's maybe. I ran into Robin Williams one time

612
00:27:23,119 --> 00:27:26,199
Speaker 6: at Green Apple Books. Literally was looking down at my

613
00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:27,879
Speaker 6: feet as I was walking, looked up.

614
00:27:27,760 --> 00:27:29,520
Speaker 1: And it was him, and he was like, excuse men.

615
00:27:29,600 --> 00:27:30,280
Speaker 1: Gave me a smile.

616
00:27:30,600 --> 00:27:33,040
Speaker 6: But other than that, there was no chance of a

617
00:27:33,040 --> 00:27:34,960
Speaker 6: celebrity sighting in San Francisco.

618
00:27:35,520 --> 00:27:37,119
Speaker 1: And it's fucking Matt Dillon.

619
00:27:37,240 --> 00:27:40,640
Speaker 6: So it's he. It's just the most beautiful man. And

620
00:27:40,880 --> 00:27:43,960
Speaker 6: as I'm watching him walk in, my friend Jason has

621
00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:46,560
Speaker 6: spotted him from the back of the store and is

622
00:27:46,880 --> 00:27:49,359
Speaker 6: running toward the cash register to be the one to

623
00:27:49,400 --> 00:27:52,199
Speaker 6: help him. But our manager Corby was there first. And

624
00:27:52,280 --> 00:27:55,600
Speaker 6: Corby was the best. He was so funny, he was

625
00:27:55,640 --> 00:27:57,320
Speaker 6: really nice, but he was a little bit of like

626
00:27:57,359 --> 00:28:00,440
Speaker 6: an airhead and you know what I mean, just kind

627
00:28:00,440 --> 00:28:03,360
Speaker 6: of like not paying attention type of guy. And Mac

628
00:28:03,400 --> 00:28:05,880
Speaker 6: Dylan walks up to Corby and goes, hey, man, can

629
00:28:05,880 --> 00:28:08,240
Speaker 6: I use your phone? Some guys following me. I need

630
00:28:08,240 --> 00:28:11,359
Speaker 6: to call a cab And Krby picks up the phone

631
00:28:11,640 --> 00:28:13,679
Speaker 6: and puts on the Hunter and goes, that happens to

632
00:28:13,720 --> 00:28:17,080
Speaker 6: me all the time. He had no idea it was

633
00:28:17,119 --> 00:28:21,160
Speaker 6: not Dylan, and just like no, no, we both went

634
00:28:21,240 --> 00:28:23,239
Speaker 6: up and just kind of like wiped the counterdown for

635
00:28:23,240 --> 00:28:25,160
Speaker 6: no reason, just so we could be nearby.

636
00:28:25,440 --> 00:28:28,679
Speaker 3: Like it was.

637
00:28:30,040 --> 00:28:32,720
Speaker 1: We couldn't believe it. It was like a miracle.

638
00:28:33,320 --> 00:28:36,880
Speaker 4: Why was Corby being followed around? Was he a famous

639
00:28:37,200 --> 00:28:37,960
Speaker 4: gap manager?

640
00:28:38,360 --> 00:28:41,400
Speaker 6: No? He was basically saying that because they were most

641
00:28:41,400 --> 00:28:43,520
Speaker 6: of the guys that worked at that gap were gay,

642
00:28:43,800 --> 00:28:47,080
Speaker 6: and basically it was just like some He just assumed

643
00:28:47,120 --> 00:28:49,680
Speaker 6: it was another gay guy that was like some some

644
00:28:49,800 --> 00:28:52,600
Speaker 6: drunk guy out of a bar. Was like being too

645
00:28:52,840 --> 00:28:56,160
Speaker 6: pushy or something. Yeah, is that cruising mentality?

646
00:28:56,320 --> 00:28:57,320
Speaker 3: It was a guy cruising.

647
00:28:57,520 --> 00:29:00,360
Speaker 6: I think I had these I had people follow me too.

648
00:29:00,560 --> 00:29:02,080
Speaker 6: Don't worry, You're not alone.

649
00:29:02,160 --> 00:29:06,800
Speaker 4: It was like, you're not special, You're not special, beauty. Yes,

650
00:29:07,360 --> 00:29:09,640
Speaker 4: was that the gap that was right by the punchline?

651
00:29:09,720 --> 00:29:13,240
Speaker 4: Kind of? Was it in the Oh? No, that's where

652
00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:13,560
Speaker 4: I know.

653
00:29:14,120 --> 00:29:17,680
Speaker 6: That's the Ambarcadero, so we were we were way up market,

654
00:29:17,800 --> 00:29:20,200
Speaker 6: out of even then, like if you were at the Umbarcadero,

655
00:29:20,360 --> 00:29:23,480
Speaker 6: Like I one time went to the movie theater that

656
00:29:23,600 --> 00:29:26,200
Speaker 6: was there when we were all up there for Sketch Fest,

657
00:29:26,600 --> 00:29:30,239
Speaker 6: and I went to see the Amy Winehouse documentary and

658
00:29:30,360 --> 00:29:32,880
Speaker 6: walked out and was like crying because it was so

659
00:29:33,160 --> 00:29:36,400
Speaker 6: amazing and beautiful, and came around the corner and Pat Carney,

660
00:29:36,880 --> 00:29:38,160
Speaker 6: the drummer for the.

661
00:29:39,680 --> 00:29:40,480
Speaker 4: Jimmy you know that.

662
00:29:41,280 --> 00:29:43,720
Speaker 3: No, that's it's drummer.

663
00:29:43,720 --> 00:29:48,240
Speaker 6: So I don't know the Black Keys, thank you, Steven. Yes,

664
00:29:48,280 --> 00:29:50,560
Speaker 6: the drummer for the Black Keys is just standing on

665
00:29:50,600 --> 00:29:52,800
Speaker 6: the sidewalk, and I was just like, what the fuck,

666
00:29:52,880 --> 00:29:54,800
Speaker 6: Like it was so shocking because it just kind of

667
00:29:54,800 --> 00:29:57,440
Speaker 6: doesn't happen in San Francisco. But if it's going to happen,

668
00:29:57,480 --> 00:29:59,640
Speaker 6: it would happen downtown, like you know what I mean,

669
00:29:59,720 --> 00:30:02,800
Speaker 6: that's like where people go. The upper you know, like

670
00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:06,600
Speaker 6: Upper Castros or the upper Upper Market area is just

671
00:30:06,720 --> 00:30:08,400
Speaker 6: kind of out of.

672
00:30:09,120 --> 00:30:15,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's all over there, not an exciting spot.

673
00:30:15,520 --> 00:30:17,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, Karen, are you okay? You kind of lost interest

674
00:30:17,520 --> 00:30:18,480
Speaker 3: in your own story there at.

675
00:30:19,960 --> 00:30:21,840
Speaker 6: When I couldn't think of the name of the Black Keys,

676
00:30:21,840 --> 00:30:23,560
Speaker 6: and I just started thinking, why do I Why am

677
00:30:23,600 --> 00:30:24,400
Speaker 6: I still podcast?

678
00:30:24,520 --> 00:30:27,920
Speaker 4: I was just I was thankful that it steered me

679
00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:30,160
Speaker 4: away from my boring gap story. I was about to

680
00:30:30,200 --> 00:30:33,480
Speaker 4: talk about underwear I bought and the the car I got.

681
00:30:33,600 --> 00:30:36,360
Speaker 4: Oh great, now I'm telling the story.

682
00:30:36,800 --> 00:30:38,520
Speaker 1: I just yourself out of it.

683
00:30:38,680 --> 00:30:40,600
Speaker 4: I got a gap credit card and I didn't know

684
00:30:40,640 --> 00:30:43,120
Speaker 4: what that meant, and it turned into debt. Anyway, I

685
00:30:43,160 --> 00:30:45,400
Speaker 4: still have those underwear today, and I wear them out

686
00:30:45,440 --> 00:30:47,920
Speaker 4: of out of revenge for that debt.

687
00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:49,200
Speaker 3: That'll show them.

688
00:30:49,360 --> 00:30:50,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, that will show those underwear.

689
00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:54,840
Speaker 3: That'll get them.

690
00:30:56,480 --> 00:30:58,520
Speaker 5: I was just going to I was just gonna tell Chris,

691
00:30:58,600 --> 00:31:00,480
Speaker 5: you could also use that credit card Banana Republic.

692
00:31:00,640 --> 00:31:01,040
Speaker 6: That was it.

693
00:31:01,120 --> 00:31:02,800
Speaker 3: That's all I was going to say. That's all I

694
00:31:04,040 --> 00:31:04,680
Speaker 3: at the time.

695
00:31:05,200 --> 00:31:10,120
Speaker 4: I think I knew that, and I love their slacks,

696
00:31:10,360 --> 00:31:13,080
Speaker 4: so I would have I love the cure saying their

697
00:31:13,120 --> 00:31:14,240
Speaker 4: slacks at the time.

698
00:31:14,440 --> 00:31:17,480
Speaker 6: One of my favorite jokes when we worked on Zach

699
00:31:17,520 --> 00:31:20,920
Speaker 6: califhan Akis's talk show, I believe it's called Up All

700
00:31:21,040 --> 00:31:25,240
Speaker 6: Night or something like that or Friday Night. Uh. When

701
00:31:25,280 --> 00:31:28,240
Speaker 6: this people from v H one, which is the network

702
00:31:28,240 --> 00:31:31,080
Speaker 6: it was on, would come to like the executives would

703
00:31:31,120 --> 00:31:33,680
Speaker 6: come to give us notes. Zach used to call them

704
00:31:33,720 --> 00:31:35,920
Speaker 6: the bananas because they all wore Banana.

705
00:31:35,560 --> 00:31:38,520
Speaker 1: Republic clothes, so you'd be like, the bananas are on

706
00:31:38,560 --> 00:31:38,920
Speaker 1: their way.

707
00:31:40,040 --> 00:31:42,520
Speaker 6: Anyway, I was just going to ask you, aside from

708
00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:44,400
Speaker 6: these ones that we just talked about, do you have

709
00:31:44,480 --> 00:31:49,320
Speaker 6: a do you have a favorite star sighting? Like not

710
00:31:49,400 --> 00:31:51,560
Speaker 6: at work, where you would of course see stars, but

711
00:31:51,680 --> 00:31:52,520
Speaker 6: like in the wild.

712
00:31:52,960 --> 00:31:58,280
Speaker 5: You know, my very first one ever was I was

713
00:31:58,280 --> 00:32:00,880
Speaker 5: out in it is what I was going to the

714
00:32:01,440 --> 00:32:02,400
Speaker 5: I think it was when I was going to the

715
00:32:02,400 --> 00:32:04,400
Speaker 5: American Academy for Medic Arts and I went to a

716
00:32:04,440 --> 00:32:09,000
Speaker 5: movie theater and which is now closed on Pico. And

717
00:32:09,040 --> 00:32:10,840
Speaker 5: I don't even remember why I was at that movie theater,

718
00:32:10,880 --> 00:32:14,640
Speaker 5: but I came out of the bathroom and I thought

719
00:32:14,640 --> 00:32:16,520
Speaker 5: of this, because of what you said about Robin Williams.

720
00:32:16,640 --> 00:32:19,120
Speaker 5: I kind of wasn't paying any attention, and I turned

721
00:32:19,120 --> 00:32:21,960
Speaker 5: the corner and my face went directly into this man's

722
00:32:22,040 --> 00:32:26,320
Speaker 5: chest and it was Gary Busey, And so I turned

723
00:32:26,320 --> 00:32:29,000
Speaker 5: the corner, smashed my face into Gary Busey's chest and

724
00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:30,640
Speaker 5: then looked up and just went, I panted, and I went,

725
00:32:30,800 --> 00:32:32,240
Speaker 5: I love you, and then I walked away.

726
00:32:32,360 --> 00:32:38,840
Speaker 3: I didn't know what to do. And then so many many, many, many, many, many,

727
00:32:38,840 --> 00:32:39,920
Speaker 3: many many many men, many.

728
00:32:39,760 --> 00:32:43,720
Speaker 5: Many years later, I was going to see my doctor,

729
00:32:43,760 --> 00:32:47,360
Speaker 5: doctor Joe Sugarman in Beverly Hills, Aaron O's Throat, guid

730
00:32:47,400 --> 00:32:51,080
Speaker 5: to the Stars. Oh and Sugarman, everybody goes to the sweet,

731
00:32:51,080 --> 00:32:54,320
Speaker 5: sweet Sugarman. Paul Stanley of Kissed, Everybody goes to him. Now, listen,

732
00:32:54,320 --> 00:32:58,080
Speaker 5: here's the thing. So I'm turning the corner off of

733
00:32:58,120 --> 00:33:00,880
Speaker 5: a little Santa Monica onto what whatever that street is,

734
00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:06,480
Speaker 5: and I see a guy staring at there's a bronze

735
00:33:06,480 --> 00:33:10,440
Speaker 5: statue of two kids flying a kite, you know, some sculpture,

736
00:33:10,960 --> 00:33:13,400
Speaker 5: and there's a guy staring at it. And then he

737
00:33:13,440 --> 00:33:14,760
Speaker 5: salutes it.

738
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:19,520
Speaker 3: And then he turns around and it's Gary Busey, and

739
00:33:19,920 --> 00:33:22,520
Speaker 3: he goes he goes by right, gives a little all right,

740
00:33:22,520 --> 00:33:24,640
Speaker 3: and salutes it, and then he looks at me. He

741
00:33:24,640 --> 00:33:28,960
Speaker 3: goes beautiful in it. And I don't really know what

742
00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:29,320
Speaker 3: he was.

743
00:33:29,400 --> 00:33:32,440
Speaker 5: If he was saluting them flying a metal kite in

744
00:33:32,480 --> 00:33:36,160
Speaker 5: the wind, if he liked the artistic approach, I don't

745
00:33:36,200 --> 00:33:37,920
Speaker 5: know what he liked, but I liked that I got

746
00:33:37,920 --> 00:33:38,920
Speaker 5: to see him saluting it.

747
00:33:39,080 --> 00:33:43,000
Speaker 3: Did you see I still love you? Scary if I

748
00:33:43,040 --> 00:33:45,040
Speaker 3: met There was a time back in nineteen eighty seven

749
00:33:45,040 --> 00:33:47,560
Speaker 3: where I ran into you. You were hot off of

750
00:33:47,600 --> 00:33:48,600
Speaker 3: the Buddy Holly story.

751
00:33:48,960 --> 00:33:54,200
Speaker 4: Somewhere in between those sightings, he had a horrific motorcycle rack,

752
00:33:54,240 --> 00:33:58,480
Speaker 4: and I think he became a different, perhaps might I say,

753
00:33:58,560 --> 00:33:59,960
Speaker 4: strange person after that.

754
00:34:00,240 --> 00:34:02,320
Speaker 5: Yeah, he was not the same guy that I ran

755
00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:04,600
Speaker 5: into at the movie theater. There's no doubt about that rise.

756
00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:07,840
Speaker 6: Although have you ever been caught in public doing a

757
00:34:07,880 --> 00:34:10,839
Speaker 6: thing because you thought no one was around? I one

758
00:34:10,880 --> 00:34:14,960
Speaker 6: time there used to be a bookstore in the Beverly Connection,

759
00:34:15,800 --> 00:34:18,239
Speaker 6: and I was in there one night and saw a

760
00:34:18,280 --> 00:34:21,880
Speaker 6: book that was I think it was some kind of

761
00:34:21,920 --> 00:34:24,600
Speaker 6: a Menner from Mars Wimmer. There was like that mena

762
00:34:24,640 --> 00:34:27,480
Speaker 6: for Mars women are from Venus trend that went crazy wher.

763
00:34:27,520 --> 00:34:29,560
Speaker 6: It was just like man and women have nothing to

764
00:34:29,600 --> 00:34:31,600
Speaker 6: do with each other, and they'll never understand each other,

765
00:34:31,680 --> 00:34:33,960
Speaker 6: and you have to do these things and actually you all.

766
00:34:33,840 --> 00:34:34,439
Speaker 1: Hate each other.

767
00:34:34,719 --> 00:34:36,400
Speaker 6: And so there was some book I was reading the

768
00:34:36,440 --> 00:34:39,080
Speaker 6: cover of and then I just started laughing and I

769
00:34:39,200 --> 00:34:41,279
Speaker 6: kicked the book and it was just I was just

770
00:34:41,560 --> 00:34:42,680
Speaker 6: by myself.

771
00:34:42,280 --> 00:34:45,160
Speaker 1: And just was like fuck you. And right at the.

772
00:34:45,080 --> 00:34:47,839
Speaker 6: Same time, this guy I knew Dave was coming around

773
00:34:47,880 --> 00:34:51,520
Speaker 6: the corner and he started like I basically got caught

774
00:34:51,600 --> 00:34:53,759
Speaker 6: doing something I thought. I was just by myself having

775
00:34:53,760 --> 00:34:56,160
Speaker 6: a moment with this book, and he completely caught me

776
00:34:56,920 --> 00:34:58,120
Speaker 6: being a complete weirdo.

777
00:34:58,239 --> 00:35:00,200
Speaker 1: It was really embarrassing and funny.

778
00:35:00,800 --> 00:35:02,919
Speaker 6: So sometimes that just happens when you're just like, hey,

779
00:35:03,360 --> 00:35:06,399
Speaker 6: I salute good art, right and.

780
00:35:06,360 --> 00:35:07,680
Speaker 5: You don't you don't know if some reason, well who

781
00:35:07,719 --> 00:35:09,799
Speaker 5: cares good for Gary Busey for enjoying his life.

782
00:35:09,960 --> 00:35:10,680
Speaker 3: That's what I say.

783
00:35:11,120 --> 00:35:12,640
Speaker 1: Just do it, Just go for it.

784
00:35:12,840 --> 00:35:13,200
Speaker 3: Just do it.

785
00:35:13,280 --> 00:35:18,600
Speaker 4: Nike it up, Jimmy. How many times? There's two that

786
00:35:18,680 --> 00:35:20,680
Speaker 4: stand out the mouse, but I opened for you in

787
00:35:20,800 --> 00:35:24,719
Speaker 4: many a city and many some we had scary We

788
00:35:24,800 --> 00:35:27,040
Speaker 4: did some scary gigs together.

789
00:35:27,520 --> 00:35:28,759
Speaker 1: Road dog stories.

790
00:35:29,600 --> 00:35:30,440
Speaker 3: Well there's Rooster t.

791
00:35:30,640 --> 00:35:33,160
Speaker 4: Feathers where the guy there was a guy on a

792
00:35:33,360 --> 00:35:36,680
Speaker 4: speakerphone or he had a bluetooth and he was having

793
00:35:36,719 --> 00:35:40,320
Speaker 4: a full volume conversation where you could hear the other person.

794
00:35:40,360 --> 00:35:43,279
Speaker 4: And then I said, don't you have a dogfight to

795
00:35:43,320 --> 00:35:47,160
Speaker 4: be betting on? And then he waited, he waited in

796
00:35:47,200 --> 00:35:49,840
Speaker 4: the parking lot and they wouldn't let us leave because

797
00:35:50,840 --> 00:35:52,560
Speaker 4: he said, I'm going to kill that guy, and so

798
00:35:52,600 --> 00:35:55,160
Speaker 4: I had to wait in the club with the night spent.

799
00:35:55,920 --> 00:36:00,239
Speaker 4: But the time you and I did that bench sure,

800
00:36:00,560 --> 00:36:03,279
Speaker 4: there is a New Year's show that we did at

801
00:36:03,320 --> 00:36:06,520
Speaker 4: the Venture A comedy club, and I mean, do you

802
00:36:06,560 --> 00:36:08,640
Speaker 4: want to take the reins on this story?

803
00:36:08,920 --> 00:36:10,360
Speaker 3: I sure it?

804
00:36:10,560 --> 00:36:12,440
Speaker 5: Uh and if I don't, if I don't nail this,

805
00:36:12,640 --> 00:36:16,040
Speaker 5: please remind me. So it was Boris Hamilton was mc ing. Yeah,

806
00:36:16,239 --> 00:36:18,400
Speaker 5: you were. You were the feature act, and I of course.

807
00:36:18,280 --> 00:36:21,279
Speaker 3: Was headlining as I would from show business and yes, so,

808
00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:28,319
Speaker 3: uh sense what at the time?

809
00:36:28,400 --> 00:36:30,640
Speaker 1: Yes, so, Jimmy, you weird?

810
00:36:31,120 --> 00:36:35,040
Speaker 5: No mis understood, I'm I'm closing it arc Yeah, yeah,

811
00:36:35,080 --> 00:36:38,240
Speaker 5: he was a job what made it really bizarre? Okay,

812
00:36:38,280 --> 00:36:40,600
Speaker 5: So we did a show the night before New Year's Eve,

813
00:36:40,600 --> 00:36:43,080
Speaker 5: which I believe is on the thirtieth of December, and.

814
00:36:43,640 --> 00:36:47,320
Speaker 3: We're uh and it went okay. The show went okay,

815
00:36:47,560 --> 00:36:49,960
Speaker 3: but the owner of the club panicked and called all

816
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:53,880
Speaker 3: of us and uh what threatened to fire everybody.

817
00:36:54,239 --> 00:36:56,719
Speaker 5: Told me I'm gonna fire everybody. I'm firing everybody. If

818
00:36:56,760 --> 00:36:58,640
Speaker 5: you guys don't pick it up for you know you guys,

819
00:36:58,680 --> 00:37:01,600
Speaker 5: they better have good first shows or they're or they're fired,

820
00:37:01,640 --> 00:37:03,279
Speaker 5: and I'll find two other people open for you for

821
00:37:03,280 --> 00:37:03,839
Speaker 5: the New Year show.

822
00:37:03,920 --> 00:37:06,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, didn't he say he almost fired Boris at one

823
00:37:06,640 --> 00:37:09,760
Speaker 4: point after the first that wasn't up to snuff. He's gone,

824
00:37:09,800 --> 00:37:13,000
Speaker 4: wait a minute, it's one show, and he was.

825
00:37:13,400 --> 00:37:14,799
Speaker 3: And by the way, it wasn't all that shitty. It

826
00:37:14,840 --> 00:37:17,000
Speaker 3: was fine, it was fine. Yeah, well we were.

827
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:19,600
Speaker 5: We expect a lot more on MC's you can't you're

828
00:37:19,680 --> 00:37:23,960
Speaker 5: a you're a tourist trap. So he he puts the

829
00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:25,719
Speaker 5: fear of God in everybody that if it doesn't if

830
00:37:25,719 --> 00:37:27,759
Speaker 5: the first show doesn't go well, you're all fired, and

831
00:37:27,840 --> 00:37:32,040
Speaker 5: so like, yeah, exactly, like everybody's on their heels. So

832
00:37:32,160 --> 00:37:34,239
Speaker 5: then the second show. So, by the way, first show

833
00:37:34,239 --> 00:37:35,360
Speaker 5: goes great, nobody gets.

834
00:37:35,200 --> 00:37:40,640
Speaker 3: Fired and uh he So the second show starts, Boris

835
00:37:40,760 --> 00:37:44,560
Speaker 3: on stage. Uh, Chris goes up, and this guy and

836
00:37:44,600 --> 00:37:48,160
Speaker 3: his wife are are bothering Chris. They're they're they're heckling

837
00:37:48,239 --> 00:37:49,160
Speaker 3: Chris NonStop.

838
00:37:49,239 --> 00:37:49,359
Speaker 2: Right.

839
00:37:49,400 --> 00:37:51,719
Speaker 4: A guy who looks like g Gordon Liddy is the

840
00:37:51,719 --> 00:37:53,959
Speaker 4: best way to describe me. I actually remember him as

841
00:37:54,120 --> 00:37:57,160
Speaker 4: the bare knuckle boxer, the bald guy with the curly

842
00:37:57,239 --> 00:38:00,600
Speaker 4: mustache and Indiana Jones that he fights next to the airplane.

843
00:38:00,840 --> 00:38:02,880
Speaker 4: To me, he looked like an old time a boxer

844
00:38:02,960 --> 00:38:04,840
Speaker 4: where his knuckles at beat towards his face.

845
00:38:04,960 --> 00:38:07,719
Speaker 3: He's the old guy, like the old the weightlifter guy

846
00:38:07,800 --> 00:38:11,800
Speaker 3: who is like a cartoon. Yeah, we're with the wrong weights.

847
00:38:11,800 --> 00:38:13,600
Speaker 3: And he's bald and he's got the mustache.

848
00:38:13,800 --> 00:38:16,319
Speaker 4: Before the show, he was outside and he said, these

849
00:38:16,360 --> 00:38:20,160
Speaker 4: motherfuckers better be funny. While he is outside tweaking and

850
00:38:20,239 --> 00:38:22,920
Speaker 4: smoking menthols. Okay, yeah, continue.

851
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:26,680
Speaker 5: So so he and his lady friend are disrupting Chris,

852
00:38:26,840 --> 00:38:29,480
Speaker 5: and Chris is dealing with it but also trying to

853
00:38:29,480 --> 00:38:31,799
Speaker 5: do his act. And he also Chris is also going, well,

854
00:38:31,840 --> 00:38:33,920
Speaker 5: I can't do everything I need to do because Pardo

855
00:38:34,040 --> 00:38:35,520
Speaker 5: needs to go up next to so I don't. I

856
00:38:35,560 --> 00:38:39,560
Speaker 5: can't sabotage the show by completely destroying this guy because

857
00:38:39,600 --> 00:38:41,480
Speaker 5: that will ruin everybody's New Year's Eve.

858
00:38:41,800 --> 00:38:44,000
Speaker 3: So, which is a professional thing to do.

859
00:38:44,560 --> 00:38:46,360
Speaker 5: Other guys would go, hey, it's my time, and I

860
00:38:46,400 --> 00:38:48,279
Speaker 5: got a fucking my men, there's still a show you

861
00:38:48,280 --> 00:38:50,480
Speaker 5: got to do, and Chris, Chris knew that and so

862
00:38:50,719 --> 00:38:53,920
Speaker 5: thank you I got up on stage and Chris did great.

863
00:38:55,200 --> 00:38:57,719
Speaker 3: And then I get up there and the guy, I

864
00:38:57,760 --> 00:39:00,680
Speaker 3: forget what he said to me, uh, and.

865
00:39:00,719 --> 00:39:02,640
Speaker 4: He was on his phone and he said, oh, just

866
00:39:02,760 --> 00:39:07,759
Speaker 4: watching some short mother smart ass, short smart ass. I

867
00:39:07,800 --> 00:39:08,879
Speaker 4: think it was something like that.

868
00:39:09,040 --> 00:39:11,560
Speaker 5: It was something like that. And then but and I lost.

869
00:39:12,160 --> 00:39:13,840
Speaker 5: I just was like, you know what, I I'm not

870
00:39:13,960 --> 00:39:15,720
Speaker 5: like the other guys. I'm not going to fucking tolerate

871
00:39:15,760 --> 00:39:18,279
Speaker 5: your shit or something like that. And then he like,

872
00:39:18,320 --> 00:39:20,200
Speaker 5: are you talking to me? But exactly I'm talking to you,

873
00:39:20,640 --> 00:39:23,640
Speaker 5: and I'm now, of course, my heart is pounding like

874
00:39:23,960 --> 00:39:26,600
Speaker 5: it's never been, you know, like like it's never pounded

875
00:39:26,600 --> 00:39:28,880
Speaker 5: that hard, because like I'm about to die like this

876
00:39:28,960 --> 00:39:32,240
Speaker 5: guy's so he stands up and like it's it's almost

877
00:39:32,320 --> 00:39:34,960
Speaker 5: like a joke, like if it was Scooby Doo, his

878
00:39:35,080 --> 00:39:36,360
Speaker 5: shadow would have attacked me.

879
00:39:36,440 --> 00:39:38,439
Speaker 3: Like it was that huge of a man.

880
00:39:38,600 --> 00:39:41,279
Speaker 4: He was huge, Yeah, he was. He was almost he

881
00:39:41,400 --> 00:39:45,640
Speaker 4: was sick something and also four feet wide like he was.

882
00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:49,640
Speaker 4: He was all buffed and huge, huge, So I did

883
00:39:49,640 --> 00:39:51,480
Speaker 4: the thing. A comic out of the Midwest taught me

884
00:39:51,520 --> 00:39:53,400
Speaker 4: this that if you ever think that somebody's coming at

885
00:39:53,400 --> 00:39:55,520
Speaker 4: the stage, grabbed the mic stand because that's your that's

886
00:39:55,560 --> 00:39:57,719
Speaker 4: your weapon, like that's you know, just hit him with

887
00:39:57,719 --> 00:39:59,439
Speaker 4: the mic stand if they come at you and you're

888
00:39:59,440 --> 00:39:59,879
Speaker 4: gonna win.

889
00:40:00,040 --> 00:40:03,480
Speaker 3: Yeah. So yeah, And so.

890
00:40:03,600 --> 00:40:06,120
Speaker 5: I'm holding that and then just and I'm and I'm

891
00:40:06,120 --> 00:40:08,319
Speaker 5: holding the MIC's in, I'm talking and I'm trying not

892
00:40:08,440 --> 00:40:11,160
Speaker 5: to engage with them at the same time, trying to

893
00:40:11,200 --> 00:40:15,719
Speaker 5: diffuse it. And an ashtray whizzes past my head. No,

894
00:40:15,760 --> 00:40:19,759
Speaker 5: I'm sure non ashtray a shot class wow, past my

895
00:40:19,800 --> 00:40:23,759
Speaker 5: head and hits the woman sitting across the stage from

896
00:40:23,800 --> 00:40:24,839
Speaker 5: that woman's see I.

897
00:40:24,840 --> 00:40:27,400
Speaker 3: Do not remember that either. Wow. Yeah.

898
00:40:27,640 --> 00:40:30,080
Speaker 5: So then that woman says, hey, what the fuck or whatever,

899
00:40:30,200 --> 00:40:32,479
Speaker 5: and I went, yeah, that's a little crazy, and then

900
00:40:33,160 --> 00:40:37,280
Speaker 5: she throws something else at me, and then I forget

901
00:40:37,280 --> 00:40:39,480
Speaker 5: what I said to them, Chris. But the guy then

902
00:40:39,600 --> 00:40:43,360
Speaker 5: starts coming after me. Yeah right, and they so again

903
00:40:43,400 --> 00:40:46,640
Speaker 5: here if I could interject, the entire part of the

904
00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:50,680
Speaker 5: part of the ticket price that night was some kind

905
00:40:50,719 --> 00:40:53,800
Speaker 5: of a fish dinner provided by a neighboring restaurant.

906
00:40:54,320 --> 00:40:57,160
Speaker 4: Uh they didn't have enough fish. Only half the people

907
00:40:57,200 --> 00:41:00,160
Speaker 4: got the meal. Uh they paid for. So they were

908
00:41:00,200 --> 00:41:02,919
Speaker 4: hungry and they were angry half of them. So yeah,

909
00:41:02,960 --> 00:41:06,920
Speaker 4: it was tense already. And so fishermen were wandering in

910
00:41:07,200 --> 00:41:10,520
Speaker 4: covered with fish gills, yelling and they'd have to be

911
00:41:10,600 --> 00:41:13,480
Speaker 4: ushered out. So already tense up to this moment.

912
00:41:13,920 --> 00:41:15,319
Speaker 1: Geez, and I.

913
00:41:15,280 --> 00:41:16,959
Speaker 6: Bet you that if you didn't get a fish dinner,

914
00:41:16,960 --> 00:41:18,600
Speaker 6: they were like, you get one drink for free.

915
00:41:18,680 --> 00:41:21,760
Speaker 5: Oh they had so yeah they yeah. So they're drunk

916
00:41:21,800 --> 00:41:25,200
Speaker 5: now on exactly to make up for it. So he

917
00:41:25,320 --> 00:41:28,879
Speaker 5: starts coming after me, and uh. These two guys who

918
00:41:28,880 --> 00:41:30,880
Speaker 5: were there that two guys that were off duty policemen

919
00:41:30,920 --> 00:41:33,960
Speaker 5: who were dating the waitresses. They were like, hey, we

920
00:41:33,960 --> 00:41:35,680
Speaker 5: probably should get involved here since nobody in the club

921
00:41:35,719 --> 00:41:39,200
Speaker 5: seems interested in stopping this. So they come over to

922
00:41:39,239 --> 00:41:44,359
Speaker 5: stop it, and so they go to, uh, I forget

923
00:41:44,360 --> 00:41:46,600
Speaker 5: what they did, like they went to like slowly get on.

924
00:41:46,719 --> 00:41:48,080
Speaker 3: They like jump corned them out.

925
00:41:48,200 --> 00:41:51,839
Speaker 4: I think they said, uh, we're gonna take you outside, sir,

926
00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:54,879
Speaker 4: like in a gentlemanly way. I did also notice they

927
00:41:54,880 --> 00:42:00,440
Speaker 4: both were wearing tap Out brand polo shirts, so they

928
00:42:00,480 --> 00:42:02,640
Speaker 4: gotta dress up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, they were wearing Paulo.

929
00:42:02,880 --> 00:42:03,560
Speaker 4: That's important.

930
00:42:04,360 --> 00:42:07,320
Speaker 3: And by the way, Magan, they're the heroes in this story,

931
00:42:07,360 --> 00:42:08,560
Speaker 3: these two guys are the heroes.

932
00:42:08,640 --> 00:42:11,640
Speaker 5: Yeah, so they they come over, but this guy's so big.

933
00:42:11,920 --> 00:42:13,880
Speaker 5: They're kind of like hanging on his arms like that,

934
00:42:14,320 --> 00:42:16,440
Speaker 5: Like that's how big this dude is. Like, they're trying

935
00:42:16,440 --> 00:42:19,960
Speaker 5: to wrangle him down. And that guy's wife jumps on top,

936
00:42:20,239 --> 00:42:22,360
Speaker 5: jumps on the back of one of these off duty cops,

937
00:42:22,680 --> 00:42:24,680
Speaker 5: but he doesn't know who it is, so he turns

938
00:42:24,680 --> 00:42:27,120
Speaker 5: around and punches the woman in the face, and.

939
00:42:27,080 --> 00:42:31,240
Speaker 4: She flies into a giant Christmas tree, which then topples

940
00:42:31,280 --> 00:42:34,680
Speaker 4: onto one of the tables this giant Christmas tree.

941
00:42:35,160 --> 00:42:39,360
Speaker 3: Blood goes flying everywhere from this woman's nose. I remember

942
00:42:39,400 --> 00:42:42,120
Speaker 3: the man bleeding. They both bled. Apparently they're both blood.

943
00:42:42,760 --> 00:42:46,320
Speaker 6: But sorry, the person that got punched was the correct person.

944
00:42:46,360 --> 00:42:48,080
Speaker 1: It was the woman from this office.

945
00:42:48,560 --> 00:42:52,200
Speaker 5: Yes, yes, the guy. The guy did feel bad. He's like,

946
00:42:52,239 --> 00:42:53,839
Speaker 5: I never would have punched her and punched it if

947
00:42:53,840 --> 00:42:55,759
Speaker 5: I knew it was her. I didn't know who it was.

948
00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:58,360
Speaker 5: Somebody jumped on my back and I just instinctively remember that,

949
00:42:58,440 --> 00:42:59,440
Speaker 5: turned around and punched it.

950
00:42:59,600 --> 00:43:03,359
Speaker 6: No, if you jump on someone's back, if hands fly,

951
00:43:03,640 --> 00:43:04,560
Speaker 6: that's what you signed up.

952
00:43:04,640 --> 00:43:07,440
Speaker 4: And these two people the whole time they are sitting there.

953
00:43:07,480 --> 00:43:10,200
Speaker 4: They were fidgeting and jiggling their legs in a way

954
00:43:10,320 --> 00:43:12,600
Speaker 4: I think only can be provided by math.

955
00:43:13,040 --> 00:43:15,279
Speaker 3: Yeah, they were all methed up. There's no them that

956
00:43:15,280 --> 00:43:15,880
Speaker 3: they were tweaking.

957
00:43:15,960 --> 00:43:17,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, because I was going to say sorry.

958
00:43:17,719 --> 00:43:21,560
Speaker 6: Usually someone that's that big doesn't feel the need to

959
00:43:21,880 --> 00:43:25,720
Speaker 6: flex that way. Usually big guys are underplaying it because

960
00:43:25,760 --> 00:43:27,239
Speaker 6: they get so much attention.

961
00:43:26,960 --> 00:43:28,319
Speaker 1: Of like, oh, what do you want to fight me

962
00:43:28,400 --> 00:43:28,800
Speaker 1: or whatever.

963
00:43:29,200 --> 00:43:31,920
Speaker 6: That's what surprised me is like it feels to me

964
00:43:32,080 --> 00:43:33,920
Speaker 6: like those guys don't do that.

965
00:43:33,920 --> 00:43:34,239
Speaker 3: That up.

966
00:43:34,320 --> 00:43:37,840
Speaker 5: Well, I'll say this, Karen. I'm not defending him in

967
00:43:37,840 --> 00:43:40,120
Speaker 5: any ways, ship or form. This guy ruined people's New

968
00:43:40,160 --> 00:43:42,959
Speaker 5: Year's eves. But he, you know, he would say something

969
00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:45,440
Speaker 5: and I would be me and be very funny and

970
00:43:45,480 --> 00:43:48,200
Speaker 5: make him look stupid, and he wasn't going to tolerate that.

971
00:43:48,280 --> 00:43:50,799
Speaker 5: So that's why he was flexing, because how dare this

972
00:43:50,920 --> 00:43:54,000
Speaker 5: little piece of shit guy make you know, win this fight?

973
00:43:54,400 --> 00:43:56,200
Speaker 5: And well, I know how I can win it. I

974
00:43:56,239 --> 00:43:59,080
Speaker 5: will stand up and destroy this guy with one punch.

975
00:44:01,520 --> 00:44:02,319
Speaker 3: Yeah, does he.

976
00:44:02,280 --> 00:44:04,399
Speaker 1: Think it's gonna happen if he's on the phone and being.

977
00:44:04,320 --> 00:44:07,399
Speaker 4: An appall him and gave him free tickets. That guy

978
00:44:07,440 --> 00:44:10,320
Speaker 4: did not sign up to be there. They just showed

979
00:44:10,400 --> 00:44:14,520
Speaker 4: up because they were out of rowdy powder, you know

980
00:44:14,560 --> 00:44:18,480
Speaker 4: what I mean. Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure, I mean yeah,

981
00:44:18,480 --> 00:44:21,520
Speaker 4: it's pretty clear, of course. You know what, sometimes I

982
00:44:21,640 --> 00:44:23,960
Speaker 4: just sway that at the end. You know what I'm saying, Jimmy,

983
00:44:24,440 --> 00:44:28,399
Speaker 4: Yeah you want to tell me? And what I'm saying, yeah, you.

984
00:44:28,360 --> 00:44:28,800
Speaker 1: Got the r P.

985
00:44:29,160 --> 00:44:34,720
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I got it. They finally get these people out, Karen,

986
00:44:35,080 --> 00:44:39,160
Speaker 3: and and then it's like twelve minutes left of the show,

987
00:44:39,520 --> 00:44:42,200
Speaker 3: and I was like, so, I guess I continue, and

988
00:44:42,239 --> 00:44:45,000
Speaker 3: some people one woman's like, nope, you're ruin our night,

989
00:44:45,360 --> 00:44:47,080
Speaker 3: and I go, then scram, I don't need you here,

990
00:44:47,480 --> 00:44:51,040
Speaker 3: and she left, and then some other people. Everybody else stayed,

991
00:44:51,080 --> 00:44:53,080
Speaker 3: and it ended up being okay, right, Chris at the end.

992
00:44:53,160 --> 00:44:55,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, you pulled it off. And I didn't think it

993
00:44:55,160 --> 00:44:58,160
Speaker 4: was possible. This happened a quarter to midnight, and then

994
00:44:58,200 --> 00:45:02,279
Speaker 4: it finally, after recognizing what had happened, you diffused it

995
00:45:02,360 --> 00:45:04,600
Speaker 4: and we rang in the New Year, and it ended fine.

996
00:45:04,640 --> 00:45:08,560
Speaker 4: But what I'm remembering is them choking this man out

997
00:45:08,640 --> 00:45:10,600
Speaker 4: and he fell and hit his head on the stage

998
00:45:10,680 --> 00:45:14,040
Speaker 4: and bloodshot out of his head at his heart rate.

999
00:45:14,480 --> 00:45:18,040
Speaker 4: To you were on stage and you dodged his flying blood,

1000
00:45:18,360 --> 00:45:20,759
Speaker 4: you had to slam it. That was a traumatic thing

1001
00:45:20,920 --> 00:45:24,359
Speaker 4: and I think everyone there screamed. I don't think that's

1002
00:45:24,400 --> 00:45:27,480
Speaker 4: not something you see every day, as a man bleeding

1003
00:45:27,520 --> 00:45:29,759
Speaker 4: at his heart rate in a in a squirt gun

1004
00:45:29,920 --> 00:45:32,839
Speaker 4: like es and this is very great. I'm sorry, but

1005
00:45:33,040 --> 00:45:37,160
Speaker 4: it was crazy. Blood everywhere. These guys were professional MMA fighters.

1006
00:45:37,440 --> 00:45:39,000
Speaker 4: They were feeding them the knees.

1007
00:45:39,200 --> 00:45:39,600
Speaker 3: It was.

1008
00:45:40,280 --> 00:45:42,719
Speaker 4: It was scary to watch. And I've you know, I

1009
00:45:42,760 --> 00:45:46,239
Speaker 4: know how much you love fights, Karen, watching people really

1010
00:45:46,239 --> 00:45:49,440
Speaker 4: do feed each other the boots these but this was

1011
00:45:49,560 --> 00:45:53,000
Speaker 4: a violent, scary one with people that And.

1012
00:45:52,880 --> 00:45:53,960
Speaker 3: Then these guys came in.

1013
00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:57,960
Speaker 4: They're like, we're sorry, everybody, we had to do something.

1014
00:45:58,080 --> 00:46:00,680
Speaker 4: They felt bad, and their jeans were covered in blood.

1015
00:46:00,719 --> 00:46:01,120
Speaker 3: They're la.

1016
00:46:02,560 --> 00:46:05,200
Speaker 4: And the fight kept happening. As he was ringing in

1017
00:46:05,280 --> 00:46:07,120
Speaker 4: the New Year, you could hear them yelling and s

1018
00:46:07,120 --> 00:46:11,560
Speaker 4: coupling outside and then the police. The police came an

1019
00:46:11,600 --> 00:46:13,000
Speaker 4: hour later or something.

1020
00:46:13,200 --> 00:46:16,279
Speaker 6: Did the audience that I know, the one lady was like,

1021
00:46:16,320 --> 00:46:18,759
Speaker 6: you run our New Year's whatever. But but once the

1022
00:46:18,800 --> 00:46:20,440
Speaker 6: guy was out of the those people were out of

1023
00:46:20,480 --> 00:46:22,600
Speaker 6: the room. Were you able to get.

1024
00:46:22,400 --> 00:46:23,959
Speaker 1: That audience back in any agent?

1025
00:46:24,040 --> 00:46:24,200
Speaker 6: Yeah?

1026
00:46:24,200 --> 00:46:24,520
Speaker 3: I got that.

1027
00:46:25,640 --> 00:46:29,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was pretty amazing. Like talk about legendary talking

1028
00:46:29,680 --> 00:46:31,520
Speaker 4: about it, yeah, talk about an obstacle.

1029
00:46:32,040 --> 00:46:34,440
Speaker 3: Uh you did it? Yeah? You know what.

1030
00:46:34,280 --> 00:46:36,440
Speaker 5: The other thing the woman said when she said, uh,

1031
00:46:36,880 --> 00:46:39,240
Speaker 5: you ruine a night, she said this was your fault.

1032
00:46:39,400 --> 00:46:42,680
Speaker 4: She blamed like, oh I remember, was this my fault?

1033
00:46:44,640 --> 00:46:47,120
Speaker 3: The guy's on the phone and then threw something at me.

1034
00:46:47,239 --> 00:46:48,439
Speaker 3: This isn't my fault at all.

1035
00:46:48,680 --> 00:46:51,400
Speaker 4: All these are harbor people. She was probably his cousin.

1036
00:46:52,200 --> 00:46:54,279
Speaker 1: It's your folk were on crystal meth.

1037
00:46:54,840 --> 00:46:57,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just awful.

1038
00:46:57,200 --> 00:47:01,600
Speaker 4: And then and the fisherman kept coming, these fishermen in

1039
00:47:01,760 --> 00:47:02,800
Speaker 4: yellow rain.

1040
00:47:02,680 --> 00:47:04,240
Speaker 3: Suits covered in shots.

1041
00:47:04,600 --> 00:47:09,239
Speaker 4: We want a beer full volume from Russia. There's a

1042
00:47:09,280 --> 00:47:12,880
Speaker 4: comedy concert happening, sir, please stop yelling in your fishy

1043
00:47:12,880 --> 00:47:13,680
Speaker 4: man voice.

1044
00:47:14,239 --> 00:47:15,960
Speaker 1: So big was this club?

1045
00:47:16,080 --> 00:47:16,319
Speaker 3: Was it?

1046
00:47:16,440 --> 00:47:17,640
Speaker 1: Can you compare it to a club?

1047
00:47:17,680 --> 00:47:17,960
Speaker 6: I know?

1048
00:47:18,160 --> 00:47:21,200
Speaker 1: Like, is it? Was it smaller or bigger?

1049
00:47:21,560 --> 00:47:23,840
Speaker 3: What would you say, Chris?

1050
00:47:24,200 --> 00:47:26,719
Speaker 4: I think you could pack two hundred people into that

1051
00:47:27,280 --> 00:47:28,680
Speaker 4: two hundred Yeah.

1052
00:47:28,800 --> 00:47:31,479
Speaker 1: So like the improv with no curtain clo.

1053
00:47:31,560 --> 00:47:33,640
Speaker 3: You know what, the improv with no curtain closes a

1054
00:47:33,719 --> 00:47:35,360
Speaker 3: perfect shape and size and everything.

1055
00:47:35,440 --> 00:47:39,759
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, Jesus, oh yes Christmas. That giant Christmas tree

1056
00:47:39,800 --> 00:47:43,080
Speaker 4: had no business being in a club that small. I

1057
00:47:43,080 --> 00:47:45,440
Speaker 4: think the tree committed suicide when it tove onto that

1058
00:47:45,520 --> 00:47:51,279
Speaker 4: table of people. Ornaments everywhere, glass into champagne glasses.

1059
00:47:51,400 --> 00:47:54,920
Speaker 6: Oh Jimmy, can you remember what your when you got

1060
00:47:54,960 --> 00:47:57,200
Speaker 6: were getting the audience back with the first joke you had,

1061
00:47:57,480 --> 00:47:59,680
Speaker 6: was like, no, what just happened?

1062
00:48:00,480 --> 00:48:02,640
Speaker 3: I'm sure it was just all that, you know.

1063
00:48:03,800 --> 00:48:05,600
Speaker 5: I do remember at one point while it was all happening,

1064
00:48:05,719 --> 00:48:07,600
Speaker 5: is like, so, I guess I just do play by play?

1065
00:48:07,640 --> 00:48:08,359
Speaker 3: What do I do now?

1066
00:48:08,560 --> 00:48:08,640
Speaker 6: Like?

1067
00:48:08,680 --> 00:48:09,880
Speaker 3: I remember saying that.

1068
00:48:09,840 --> 00:48:13,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, you As they were fighting, he was commentating

1069
00:48:13,160 --> 00:48:15,799
Speaker 4: the fight. Oh, they got him in some kind of

1070
00:48:15,840 --> 00:48:20,880
Speaker 4: I guess that's a choke hold war blood. It was

1071
00:48:20,920 --> 00:48:24,040
Speaker 4: going to be a great year and that you know,

1072
00:48:24,080 --> 00:48:27,200
Speaker 4: I'm in my tuxedo like an idiot.

1073
00:48:28,280 --> 00:48:31,040
Speaker 1: O splatters of blood on your tu It looked.

1074
00:48:30,960 --> 00:48:34,239
Speaker 3: Very nice on the white shirt costuming.

1075
00:48:34,840 --> 00:48:37,520
Speaker 4: Oh it was a horrifying sticks his head.

1076
00:48:37,360 --> 00:48:39,360
Speaker 1: Out and goes, no, I'm not the bad guy, am I?

1077
00:48:39,600 --> 00:48:39,799
Speaker 4: Yeah?

1078
00:48:40,120 --> 00:48:41,200
Speaker 1: No, I seem pretty good.

1079
00:48:41,320 --> 00:48:43,400
Speaker 3: Don't Are you to come back tomorrow?

1080
00:48:43,480 --> 00:48:43,680
Speaker 4: Right?

1081
00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:44,600
Speaker 3: Of course?

1082
00:48:45,120 --> 00:48:48,360
Speaker 4: Meanwhile, the guy that was laying down the law during

1083
00:48:48,400 --> 00:48:51,839
Speaker 4: that fight, and he was a big fireman, mustached looking guy.

1084
00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:55,600
Speaker 4: He was hiding behind the front kiosk, pretending the fight

1085
00:48:55,760 --> 00:48:58,520
Speaker 4: wasn't happening. He was nowhere to be found. Jimmy's like,

1086
00:48:58,600 --> 00:49:00,800
Speaker 4: is there a police or someone that could be called?

1087
00:49:01,560 --> 00:49:06,040
Speaker 4: There's a fight happening, and the guys just neighbor and

1088
00:49:06,080 --> 00:49:11,000
Speaker 4: home improvement. He was so he was petrified, scary. Yeah,

1089
00:49:11,040 --> 00:49:15,200
Speaker 4: we have done some Uh, we've come a long way, Jimmy, Oh,

1090
00:49:15,239 --> 00:49:18,160
Speaker 4: we sure have. You know, we sure have those gigs anymore?

1091
00:49:18,560 --> 00:49:20,760
Speaker 1: Do you missicus? Do you miss the road?

1092
00:49:21,120 --> 00:49:21,560
Speaker 3: Sort of?

1093
00:49:23,040 --> 00:49:25,520
Speaker 5: I mean I miss you know what I mean? I

1094
00:49:25,560 --> 00:49:27,759
Speaker 5: miss meeting the people afterwards. I mean, that's sincerely. I

1095
00:49:27,760 --> 00:49:30,640
Speaker 5: miss that's the part of it that I miss. And

1096
00:49:30,680 --> 00:49:32,440
Speaker 5: I guess I missed the time on stage. I don't

1097
00:49:32,480 --> 00:49:34,520
Speaker 5: miss any of the other aspects of it at all

1098
00:49:34,600 --> 00:49:35,000
Speaker 5: at all.

1099
00:49:35,719 --> 00:49:35,959
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1100
00:49:36,040 --> 00:49:39,279
Speaker 4: Even last night I did a virtual show on a

1101
00:49:39,360 --> 00:49:43,000
Speaker 4: stage but with the zoom audience and afterwards there's a

1102
00:49:43,000 --> 00:49:45,799
Speaker 4: little hangout and it was by far my favorite part.

1103
00:49:46,160 --> 00:49:48,640
Speaker 3: Wait a second, So you're in a club and they're

1104
00:49:48,719 --> 00:49:50,840
Speaker 3: videotaping like you on stage at the club and then.

1105
00:49:51,160 --> 00:49:54,280
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a warehouse where they put in a stage

1106
00:49:54,400 --> 00:49:57,200
Speaker 4: and it looks like there's a brick wall and a

1107
00:49:57,239 --> 00:50:00,600
Speaker 4: cool like Edison Bull lamp and it looks beautifu. But yeah,

1108
00:50:00,640 --> 00:50:02,439
Speaker 4: no one in there. So you have to get used

1109
00:50:02,440 --> 00:50:06,280
Speaker 4: to firing off your jokes to just barely hearing laughter.

1110
00:50:06,400 --> 00:50:08,840
Speaker 4: But I'm I it's the only thing we can do

1111
00:50:08,920 --> 00:50:11,839
Speaker 4: right now, so I'm trying to enjoy it. But it

1112
00:50:11,920 --> 00:50:13,239
Speaker 4: is hard. It is hard to do.

1113
00:50:13,480 --> 00:50:15,799
Speaker 3: That sounds impossible, it's it's not.

1114
00:50:15,920 --> 00:50:17,840
Speaker 4: It is possible, but you have to forget what you

1115
00:50:17,920 --> 00:50:22,080
Speaker 4: know about how you usually depend on laughter to keep.

1116
00:50:21,960 --> 00:50:23,600
Speaker 1: You going and what you like.

1117
00:50:24,160 --> 00:50:28,799
Speaker 3: You have to forget what makes you and settle for

1118
00:50:28,880 --> 00:50:30,200
Speaker 3: the opposite.

1119
00:50:30,719 --> 00:50:33,160
Speaker 6: Well, because remember that show Ian Abramson used to do

1120
00:50:33,239 --> 00:50:35,880
Speaker 6: that show where you would do your you would do your.

1121
00:50:35,800 --> 00:50:37,960
Speaker 1: Act in like a in like.

1122
00:50:37,920 --> 00:50:40,600
Speaker 6: A sealed off room separately, so the audience would be

1123
00:50:40,680 --> 00:50:42,360
Speaker 6: laughing at you, but you couldn't hear, so you just

1124
00:50:42,400 --> 00:50:43,440
Speaker 6: had to keep going.

1125
00:50:43,400 --> 00:50:46,239
Speaker 3: Oh wow, that's yeah. Why did that happen and why

1126
00:50:46,239 --> 00:50:48,120
Speaker 3: did people say yes to do it? To do it?

1127
00:50:48,120 --> 00:50:50,960
Speaker 6: It was because it was basically like, here's worst case

1128
00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:54,680
Speaker 6: scenario comedy. So at like a comedy festival. You'd be

1129
00:50:54,719 --> 00:50:57,000
Speaker 6: at Bridgetown, but then you'd go do this crazy show

1130
00:50:57,040 --> 00:50:59,960
Speaker 6: where the audience knew how miserable you were and people

1131
00:51:00,080 --> 00:51:02,160
Speaker 6: were trying to do stuff, and it would just be like,

1132
00:51:02,160 --> 00:51:04,160
Speaker 6: like I remember it was when Drennan and I were

1133
00:51:04,160 --> 00:51:07,760
Speaker 6: doing songs, and we were doing these songs, we would

1134
00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:09,400
Speaker 6: like it would be over and then I would just

1135
00:51:09,440 --> 00:51:13,480
Speaker 6: be like that was bad, Like you just can't not

1136
00:51:13,880 --> 00:51:14,440
Speaker 6: kill that.

1137
00:51:14,719 --> 00:51:17,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, I did feel bad last night, and I think

1138
00:51:17,040 --> 00:51:19,760
Speaker 4: it went well and people enjoyed it, but I need

1139
00:51:19,760 --> 00:51:24,960
Speaker 4: to hear the laughs. I can't imagine doing it like that, like, oh, yeah,

1140
00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:28,400
Speaker 4: I'm doing a half hour and Joe Rogan's Deprivation Tank

1141
00:51:28,680 --> 00:51:32,400
Speaker 4: coming there. Oh God, to where you hear nothing. That

1142
00:51:32,400 --> 00:51:33,440
Speaker 4: would be so hard.

1143
00:51:33,960 --> 00:51:36,520
Speaker 5: Yeah, But here's the irony of that is we've all

1144
00:51:36,600 --> 00:51:38,520
Speaker 5: done plenty of shows where there's a room full of

1145
00:51:38,520 --> 00:51:39,200
Speaker 5: people where we.

1146
00:51:39,160 --> 00:51:40,680
Speaker 3: Don't get a single laugh, right right.

1147
00:51:40,680 --> 00:51:43,000
Speaker 5: I just have this set when you bomb miserably, and

1148
00:51:43,040 --> 00:51:45,160
Speaker 5: somehow that feels better than doing it on zoom where

1149
00:51:45,200 --> 00:51:46,759
Speaker 5: you know that people are enjoying it but you can't.

1150
00:51:47,400 --> 00:51:47,920
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1151
00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:50,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, how am I comfortable with when I know it's

1152
00:51:50,480 --> 00:51:54,360
Speaker 4: my fault entirely. I guess that just sucked tonight.

1153
00:51:55,200 --> 00:51:58,560
Speaker 1: There's something I do love when it's a when I'm bombing.

1154
00:51:58,640 --> 00:52:00,719
Speaker 6: It has to be very specific, though, because if it's

1155
00:52:00,719 --> 00:52:04,080
Speaker 6: a smaller room, like if it's if it's quiet, because

1156
00:52:04,120 --> 00:52:07,800
Speaker 6: the audience is small, and then I'm bombing, I suddenly

1157
00:52:07,840 --> 00:52:11,680
Speaker 6: become the most creative mind of all time because it's

1158
00:52:11,760 --> 00:52:14,080
Speaker 6: the one way I can go none of this matters.

1159
00:52:14,600 --> 00:52:17,799
Speaker 6: But if it's like slightly bigger and it's just like

1160
00:52:18,200 --> 00:52:21,120
Speaker 6: the things don't come when they're supposed to come, it's

1161
00:52:21,640 --> 00:52:24,760
Speaker 6: first I hate myself, but then I hate them ten

1162
00:52:24,920 --> 00:52:29,719
Speaker 6: times more, and it is I can't. I can't get

1163
00:52:29,719 --> 00:52:32,560
Speaker 6: around it, like I can't have fun with it. I'm

1164
00:52:32,600 --> 00:52:35,040
Speaker 6: always in such awe of the kind of people who

1165
00:52:35,080 --> 00:52:37,879
Speaker 6: can be eating it and still kind of staying on.

1166
00:52:37,840 --> 00:52:40,080
Speaker 1: That like this is fun and it's fine and who cares.

1167
00:52:40,320 --> 00:52:41,239
Speaker 1: I don't know how you do that.

1168
00:52:41,440 --> 00:52:41,959
Speaker 3: I don't either.

1169
00:52:42,160 --> 00:52:45,320
Speaker 4: For me, it's just a defense mechanism. When your back's

1170
00:52:45,320 --> 00:52:47,759
Speaker 4: against the wall like that and you're scared. That is

1171
00:52:47,800 --> 00:52:50,279
Speaker 4: how I used to get out of fights. That's how

1172
00:52:50,960 --> 00:52:53,400
Speaker 4: I mean. And Jimmy, you probably don't. You don't remember

1173
00:52:53,440 --> 00:52:56,919
Speaker 4: what you said during that horrible nineteen twenties bar fight.

1174
00:52:57,560 --> 00:53:00,399
Speaker 4: But you said funny things and you probably if they

1175
00:53:00,400 --> 00:53:03,520
Speaker 4: were just spilling out of your mouth because you thought

1176
00:53:03,600 --> 00:53:04,600
Speaker 4: you were about to die.

1177
00:53:05,239 --> 00:53:09,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, you gotta get off the gems before while you can. Yeah.

1178
00:53:09,360 --> 00:53:11,640
Speaker 5: Really, that's one that it's like when people always say

1179
00:53:11,719 --> 00:53:13,960
Speaker 5: to me, you know, because I improvised my show so much,

1180
00:53:14,040 --> 00:53:15,920
Speaker 5: like do you record? You must record every night? Then

1181
00:53:16,080 --> 00:53:17,839
Speaker 5: remember what you said? It like, I don't record at all.

1182
00:53:18,200 --> 00:53:19,920
Speaker 5: But it's nice like that. It was like, damn it,

1183
00:53:20,440 --> 00:53:22,919
Speaker 5: they're right, I should be recording everything because this would

1184
00:53:22,960 --> 00:53:26,000
Speaker 5: be amazing to have documentation of Yeah.

1185
00:53:25,880 --> 00:53:28,759
Speaker 4: Yeah, that was your version of the guy that hit

1186
00:53:28,800 --> 00:53:32,480
Speaker 4: the audience member with the guitar, except was no video

1187
00:53:32,520 --> 00:53:32,799
Speaker 4: of that.

1188
00:53:33,480 --> 00:53:35,960
Speaker 6: I wonder if you guys should call that club if

1189
00:53:35,960 --> 00:53:38,439
Speaker 6: it's still open, and see if they recorded it. Yeah,

1190
00:53:38,440 --> 00:53:41,279
Speaker 6: wouldn't that be amazing if there's just videos sitting somewhere.

1191
00:53:41,600 --> 00:53:46,120
Speaker 4: That they watch every Christmas telling a version of the

1192
00:53:46,160 --> 00:53:50,480
Speaker 4: same story and then that except their version was that

1193
00:53:50,520 --> 00:53:53,680
Speaker 4: guy was like half owner of the comedy club. The

1194
00:53:53,719 --> 00:53:56,600
Speaker 4: guy up front, he looked just like the own. They

1195
00:53:56,600 --> 00:53:59,000
Speaker 4: were both tall guys with mustaches. I think he was

1196
00:53:59,040 --> 00:54:00,400
Speaker 4: in on it. I think it was.

1197
00:54:00,680 --> 00:54:02,640
Speaker 3: He was a good guy by the way. He just

1198
00:54:03,080 --> 00:54:04,920
Speaker 3: he was. He was panicked about his business.

1199
00:54:05,320 --> 00:54:09,000
Speaker 4: Yea, all, hey all yeah, all people, remember, as you said,

1200
00:54:09,120 --> 00:54:10,719
Speaker 4: our jobs were on the line, he was going to

1201
00:54:10,800 --> 00:54:11,279
Speaker 4: fire us.

1202
00:54:12,040 --> 00:54:14,439
Speaker 3: That's true. Well true, as you and bores did suck.

1203
00:54:15,400 --> 00:54:18,520
Speaker 4: I knew it. I knew it was coming Roastmaster.

1204
00:54:21,760 --> 00:54:24,560
Speaker 6: The pressure he applied seemed to really work, because then

1205
00:54:24,600 --> 00:54:25,919
Speaker 6: you guys totally came back.

1206
00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:26,600
Speaker 1: You killed it.

1207
00:54:26,719 --> 00:54:29,520
Speaker 6: You did well that you built the tension high enough

1208
00:54:29,760 --> 00:54:31,440
Speaker 6: so that blood was spilled.

1209
00:54:31,760 --> 00:54:36,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, I thought, you man, literally sorry blood. I told

1210
00:54:36,280 --> 00:54:36,600
Speaker 4: you that.

1211
00:54:37,040 --> 00:54:38,319
Speaker 1: I just wanted it in my job.

1212
00:54:38,640 --> 00:54:41,040
Speaker 4: No, I just I was. I was nervous because I

1213
00:54:41,080 --> 00:54:42,600
Speaker 4: was like, oh, I'm going to blow it and then

1214
00:54:42,640 --> 00:54:44,600
Speaker 4: that'll be the end of my career. And Jimmy's not

1215
00:54:44,719 --> 00:54:47,040
Speaker 4: ever going to take me to another one of these

1216
00:54:47,360 --> 00:54:52,160
Speaker 4: violent chuckle buckets with him. But I do miss those

1217
00:54:52,200 --> 00:54:55,760
Speaker 4: where usually we had fun, and usually fun I learned

1218
00:54:55,760 --> 00:54:58,080
Speaker 4: a lot opening for Jimmy and the Maid.

1219
00:54:58,200 --> 00:55:00,399
Speaker 6: That was If you would say that was the worst

1220
00:55:00,440 --> 00:55:02,600
Speaker 6: show you guys did together, for sure, it was what

1221
00:55:02,680 --> 00:55:04,880
Speaker 6: was the best show that you did together?

1222
00:55:04,960 --> 00:55:09,120
Speaker 5: This is to me, it's the same show Yeah, it's funny.

1223
00:55:10,080 --> 00:55:12,400
Speaker 3: I know. We had great shows at places.

1224
00:55:12,520 --> 00:55:15,000
Speaker 4: If something goes well, though, I'm like, yeah, that's how

1225
00:55:15,040 --> 00:55:16,960
Speaker 4: it should go, and I delete it from my memory.

1226
00:55:16,960 --> 00:55:19,080
Speaker 4: If it's horrifying and my life is on the line,

1227
00:55:19,080 --> 00:55:20,560
Speaker 4: goddamn right, I remember.

1228
00:55:20,200 --> 00:55:21,000
Speaker 3: It every day.

1229
00:55:21,680 --> 00:55:24,800
Speaker 4: I just remember the bad things and the good things. Yeah,

1230
00:55:24,880 --> 00:55:25,680
Speaker 4: that's how it should be.

1231
00:55:26,239 --> 00:55:26,399
Speaker 3: Oh.

1232
00:55:26,480 --> 00:55:28,600
Speaker 4: No, we had fun in Kirkland. You went with me

1233
00:55:28,680 --> 00:55:30,200
Speaker 4: about some of my first luggage.

1234
00:55:30,480 --> 00:55:32,279
Speaker 3: You brought a piece of luggage in the rain.

1235
00:55:32,760 --> 00:55:36,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, that zipper blew out immediately it was raining. And

1236
00:55:36,680 --> 00:55:39,720
Speaker 4: then you kept every restaurant we went to. Jimmy always

1237
00:55:39,760 --> 00:55:42,960
Speaker 4: like my son is this is my son? He's new

1238
00:55:43,000 --> 00:55:47,520
Speaker 4: in town. He's a graphic artist. Is there any academy

1239
00:55:47,520 --> 00:55:50,440
Speaker 4: where he can learn? He likes to draw and paint specifically,

1240
00:55:51,320 --> 00:55:53,759
Speaker 4: like just to the waitress, and then i'd it was

1241
00:55:53,800 --> 00:55:57,000
Speaker 4: a challenge for me to then play along and be like,

1242
00:55:57,080 --> 00:56:00,640
Speaker 4: yes I am this is my father, and yes I'm

1243
00:56:00,680 --> 00:56:03,400
Speaker 4: going to art in school. Otherwise I would have Jimmy

1244
00:56:03,400 --> 00:56:04,360
Speaker 4: would have given it to me.

1245
00:56:04,760 --> 00:56:06,960
Speaker 3: I'm fun. That sounds fun to me.

1246
00:56:07,280 --> 00:56:10,440
Speaker 5: I sound fun you are, or I sound like the

1247
00:56:10,440 --> 00:56:12,279
Speaker 5: obnoxious comic who can't shut it off.

1248
00:56:12,320 --> 00:56:14,359
Speaker 3: That's either way. Either you can listen to that story

1249
00:56:14,360 --> 00:56:15,160
Speaker 3: and take it either way.

1250
00:56:15,920 --> 00:56:18,839
Speaker 1: Does it depend what mood you're in, how much sleep you've gone.

1251
00:56:19,000 --> 00:56:21,359
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it was fun, Karen.

1252
00:56:21,400 --> 00:56:23,200
Speaker 1: To be honestly, it sounds fun to me.

1253
00:56:23,320 --> 00:56:24,319
Speaker 3: I like stuff like that.

1254
00:56:25,360 --> 00:56:28,520
Speaker 4: I think your son, Oliver thinks you're fun, and uh,

1255
00:56:28,600 --> 00:56:28,839
Speaker 4: I do.

1256
00:56:29,040 --> 00:56:30,319
Speaker 3: I do think he thinks I'm fun.

1257
00:56:30,400 --> 00:56:33,799
Speaker 4: I think he's got Yeah, he likes comedy. I like

1258
00:56:33,880 --> 00:56:37,520
Speaker 4: that kid. He's he's also, Karen, interested in miniatures. He

1259
00:56:37,600 --> 00:56:41,719
Speaker 4: makes these dioramas dedicated to different TV shows. He's very

1260
00:56:41,760 --> 00:56:45,440
Speaker 4: creative and yeah, he just I've never met all of everybody.

1261
00:56:45,520 --> 00:56:48,840
Speaker 4: Seems like the sweetest kid ever, Karen. He made me

1262
00:56:48,840 --> 00:56:51,320
Speaker 4: a Mary Tyler Moore action figure for Christmas. That was

1263
00:56:51,360 --> 00:56:52,120
Speaker 4: my Christmas guest.

1264
00:56:52,200 --> 00:56:54,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, wait, how how old does he know?

1265
00:56:54,760 --> 00:56:58,560
Speaker 3: He's thirteen? And the truth that I kind of made

1266
00:56:58,560 --> 00:56:59,080
Speaker 3: the joke earlier.

1267
00:56:59,120 --> 00:57:01,440
Speaker 5: But the truth is, we watch Chris's special and it

1268
00:57:01,480 --> 00:57:03,279
Speaker 5: is Oliver's favorite stand up special.

1269
00:57:02,960 --> 00:57:05,120
Speaker 4: That we watched that's so great.

1270
00:57:05,360 --> 00:57:07,080
Speaker 3: He quotes it almost every day.

1271
00:57:07,239 --> 00:57:10,399
Speaker 5: And we've watched other We've watched great comics, and uh,

1272
00:57:10,640 --> 00:57:12,799
Speaker 5: and I love the fact. The truth is, I love

1273
00:57:12,840 --> 00:57:15,319
Speaker 5: the fact that he loves good comedy. And I don't

1274
00:57:15,320 --> 00:57:18,440
Speaker 5: have to pretend that somebody that sucks is good, you

1275
00:57:18,440 --> 00:57:18,800
Speaker 5: know what I mean.

1276
00:57:18,920 --> 00:57:21,320
Speaker 3: I don't have to no, no, no, no that you know, yeah,

1277
00:57:21,360 --> 00:57:22,640
Speaker 3: you know, I know that guy. He's a good guy.

1278
00:57:22,640 --> 00:57:24,080
Speaker 3: I don't have to do any of that. I get

1279
00:57:24,080 --> 00:57:24,320
Speaker 3: to go.

1280
00:57:24,520 --> 00:57:28,880
Speaker 5: Yeah, Fair Makes is great, Nate Bargotzi is great, Tig

1281
00:57:29,000 --> 00:57:32,440
Speaker 5: is great. You know whatever specials we've watched. Yeah, Maria

1282
00:57:32,520 --> 00:57:33,280
Speaker 5: Bamford is great.

1283
00:57:33,360 --> 00:57:33,920
Speaker 3: Thank god.

1284
00:57:34,480 --> 00:57:37,240
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, he gets it, Yeah, he does get it.

1285
00:57:37,000 --> 00:57:40,080
Speaker 6: It's between you and Danielle, though. I can't imagine it

1286
00:57:40,120 --> 00:57:42,320
Speaker 6: would be like almost like an Alex P. Keaton thing

1287
00:57:42,320 --> 00:57:43,040
Speaker 6: if he didn't know good.

1288
00:57:43,840 --> 00:57:47,720
Speaker 4: Right, he's just the tiniest little Republican in a suit

1289
00:57:47,840 --> 00:57:56,920
Speaker 4: talking about studying law. Yeah, he his favorite thing.

1290
00:57:57,680 --> 00:57:59,640
Speaker 3: This happens a couple of years ago. We read Toys

1291
00:57:59,720 --> 00:58:01,000
Speaker 3: r Us. They were still open, that's who all the

1292
00:58:01,000 --> 00:58:01,320
Speaker 3: story is.

1293
00:58:01,360 --> 00:58:03,680
Speaker 5: So he was much younger, and you know, I don't

1294
00:58:03,760 --> 00:58:06,800
Speaker 5: like scatological humor. I don't like poop poop peepee sort

1295
00:58:06,840 --> 00:58:07,560
Speaker 5: of stuff at all.

1296
00:58:07,640 --> 00:58:11,200
Speaker 3: I just I don't. I hate faart. I hate that word.

1297
00:58:11,440 --> 00:58:12,760
Speaker 3: It's just not part of me.

1298
00:58:13,360 --> 00:58:15,160
Speaker 5: And so we were looking at the games, at the

1299
00:58:15,160 --> 00:58:18,440
Speaker 5: board games, and one of them was, you know, flush

1300
00:58:18,520 --> 00:58:21,800
Speaker 5: the toilet, and then another one was who who shit

1301
00:58:21,880 --> 00:58:24,680
Speaker 5: the bed or whatever it's called. And then there's like

1302
00:58:24,720 --> 00:58:27,000
Speaker 5: all these games where it's like, you know, move your

1303
00:58:27,040 --> 00:58:30,080
Speaker 5: piece of poop around like it was, and.

1304
00:58:30,200 --> 00:58:34,160
Speaker 3: I literally section it was. I don't know, it was

1305
00:58:34,200 --> 00:58:37,240
Speaker 3: in the kids section. Kids find that funny apparently, so yeah,

1306
00:58:37,600 --> 00:58:38,760
Speaker 3: but I.

1307
00:58:38,640 --> 00:58:41,439
Speaker 5: Didn't realize that that that I said it out loud.

1308
00:58:41,520 --> 00:58:43,560
Speaker 5: I just kind of and I just went, what the

1309
00:58:43,680 --> 00:58:48,840
Speaker 5: fuck is going on? And Oliver laughed like crazy. He

1310
00:58:48,840 --> 00:58:51,200
Speaker 5: couldn't wait to get home until Danielle like, hey, we're

1311
00:58:51,200 --> 00:58:53,200
Speaker 5: in the we're in the game thing and Dad said

1312
00:58:53,200 --> 00:58:54,480
Speaker 5: this and it was the funniest thing in the world

1313
00:58:54,520 --> 00:58:56,520
Speaker 5: because it was like, seriously, what was going on?

1314
00:58:56,560 --> 00:58:59,040
Speaker 3: Why were all these games happening? Mom? It was the greatest.

1315
00:59:00,120 --> 00:59:01,800
Speaker 5: You must have been like nine or ten, even though like,

1316
00:59:01,840 --> 00:59:04,360
Speaker 5: but I couldn't even control my filthy mouth from coming out.

1317
00:59:06,120 --> 00:59:07,000
Speaker 1: But it is that thing.

1318
00:59:07,680 --> 00:59:09,520
Speaker 6: It feels like that's the kind of thing where there

1319
00:59:09,560 --> 00:59:11,680
Speaker 6: was a turn where for a long time it was

1320
00:59:11,680 --> 00:59:14,920
Speaker 6: like adults making games for kids that were, oh, this

1321
00:59:15,000 --> 00:59:17,360
Speaker 6: is you'll learn to count money or you'll learn to

1322
00:59:18,240 --> 00:59:20,560
Speaker 6: you know, the game of life where you put little

1323
00:59:20,600 --> 00:59:22,640
Speaker 6: things in your car and you'll make the decisions or

1324
00:59:22,680 --> 00:59:26,120
Speaker 6: whatever and they're actually yeah or whatever the fuck you know,

1325
00:59:26,240 --> 00:59:28,400
Speaker 6: or you'll just learn to count or how cards work

1326
00:59:28,480 --> 00:59:31,120
Speaker 6: or whatever. But then that turn of like we're just

1327
00:59:31,160 --> 00:59:33,800
Speaker 6: going to market to the lowest common denominator and just

1328
00:59:33,880 --> 00:59:37,040
Speaker 6: try to make money off of the like what the

1329
00:59:37,080 --> 00:59:39,640
Speaker 6: first thing a third grader thinks of, Yeah, it's just

1330
00:59:39,680 --> 00:59:42,560
Speaker 6: so cynical and like such a bummer to see that.

1331
00:59:42,800 --> 00:59:44,200
Speaker 1: It's just obviously what that is.

1332
00:59:44,560 --> 00:59:46,360
Speaker 5: That's what that was, and that's what it was. It

1333
00:59:46,400 --> 00:59:49,080
Speaker 5: was like a guttural reaction of saying everything you just said.

1334
00:59:49,320 --> 00:59:52,160
Speaker 5: Articularly I just thought, it's just go, what the fuck

1335
00:59:52,280 --> 00:59:52,840
Speaker 5: is going on?

1336
00:59:53,160 --> 00:59:55,880
Speaker 3: Like that? Just beaten down by it like that.

1337
00:59:55,880 --> 00:59:59,400
Speaker 4: That's where we're at. Okay, great, Yeah, I'm surprised. I

1338
00:59:59,400 --> 01:00:01,760
Speaker 4: mean you U have to go behind a curtain that

1339
01:00:01,840 --> 01:00:05,840
Speaker 4: shows topless greeting cards at Spencer Gifts to fight for

1340
01:00:06,120 --> 01:00:07,840
Speaker 4: specific games.

1341
01:00:08,760 --> 01:00:12,400
Speaker 3: Right toilet ring toss, and it's just so awful.

1342
01:00:12,880 --> 01:00:15,800
Speaker 6: You know, when you you can get the new iPods,

1343
01:00:16,560 --> 01:00:18,480
Speaker 6: know I the earbuds.

1344
01:00:18,640 --> 01:00:21,400
Speaker 1: Yes, I never called them right name, and I'm.

1345
01:00:21,200 --> 01:00:23,560
Speaker 4: Not to call iPads and I always will.

1346
01:00:23,800 --> 01:00:27,200
Speaker 6: Yeah, But basically you can get the case that they

1347
01:00:27,240 --> 01:00:31,320
Speaker 6: now come in personalized, so you can get your initials,

1348
01:00:31,320 --> 01:00:33,760
Speaker 6: you can get something award written, and you can also

1349
01:00:33,800 --> 01:00:36,160
Speaker 6: put any emoji on there. And I was looking like, oh,

1350
01:00:36,200 --> 01:00:39,480
Speaker 6: this is kind of cool whatever, and then the ship emoji.

1351
01:00:39,120 --> 01:00:40,040
Speaker 1: Is one of the options.

1352
01:00:40,160 --> 01:00:42,880
Speaker 6: I was like, do that, Like, what kind of low

1353
01:00:42,920 --> 01:00:45,400
Speaker 6: self esteem must you where You're just like, you know,

1354
01:00:45,560 --> 01:00:47,800
Speaker 6: it's my it's my iPad, but you know.

1355
01:00:48,040 --> 01:00:49,120
Speaker 1: Put some ship on there too.

1356
01:00:49,720 --> 01:00:55,400
Speaker 3: They think it's the funniest thing. Put a gun in

1357
01:00:55,440 --> 01:00:57,080
Speaker 3: your mouth, Jesus.

1358
01:01:00,080 --> 01:01:07,880
Speaker 4: Worst, the worst.

1359
01:01:08,960 --> 01:01:10,920
Speaker 1: He just leaves.

1360
01:01:11,000 --> 01:01:14,360
Speaker 4: We slap our our laptop shut if there's silence.

1361
01:01:15,640 --> 01:01:18,280
Speaker 6: Jimmy, I keep seeing someone made a gift of you

1362
01:01:18,320 --> 01:01:21,400
Speaker 6: and I talking when I think it was when I

1363
01:01:21,480 --> 01:01:24,440
Speaker 6: was on Never Not Funny last time when you said

1364
01:01:24,880 --> 01:01:27,480
Speaker 6: you people from Largo were assholes and I was like,

1365
01:01:27,920 --> 01:01:31,360
Speaker 6: you weren't you weren't a dream yourself or something laughing?

1366
01:01:31,480 --> 01:01:32,160
Speaker 1: Do you remember that?

1367
01:01:32,360 --> 01:01:33,160
Speaker 3: I don't at all.

1368
01:01:34,400 --> 01:01:35,400
Speaker 1: Somebody made a gift of it.

1369
01:01:35,480 --> 01:01:37,040
Speaker 6: And I was looking at the other day and it's

1370
01:01:37,080 --> 01:01:40,680
Speaker 6: so funny because the words at the bottom are really mean,

1371
01:01:40,960 --> 01:01:43,760
Speaker 6: and we're both laughing and just.

1372
01:01:43,680 --> 01:01:46,040
Speaker 1: Like, this is so what it's like to be a comedian.

1373
01:01:46,120 --> 01:01:48,320
Speaker 6: We're just like, if you just saw the words, you'd

1374
01:01:48,320 --> 01:01:51,640
Speaker 6: think we were completely like confronting each other, like we're

1375
01:01:51,640 --> 01:01:55,520
Speaker 6: on a reality show together, and instead we're just both laughing,

1376
01:01:55,640 --> 01:01:56,880
Speaker 6: just being like, you're a prick.

1377
01:01:57,000 --> 01:01:58,320
Speaker 1: Well you were an asshole too.

1378
01:01:58,720 --> 01:01:58,919
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1379
01:01:58,960 --> 01:02:02,240
Speaker 4: When I first met you, I didn't know just how

1380
01:02:02,360 --> 01:02:05,200
Speaker 4: sarcastic you were. I was only impressed that you came

1381
01:02:05,240 --> 01:02:07,480
Speaker 4: to Cap City in Austin once a year and you

1382
01:02:07,600 --> 01:02:10,600
Speaker 4: remembered my name and that I was from Montana. But

1383
01:02:10,640 --> 01:02:14,240
Speaker 4: then you started making fun of me, and I totally

1384
01:02:14,240 --> 01:02:17,280
Speaker 4: thought you were serious. And then you walked away and

1385
01:02:17,320 --> 01:02:19,520
Speaker 4: you were shaking your head, and like ten minutes later

1386
01:02:19,560 --> 01:02:21,800
Speaker 4: you came over and he said, you know, I'm kidding,

1387
01:02:21,840 --> 01:02:24,440
Speaker 4: right that that's what I do. I go to the

1388
01:02:24,520 --> 01:02:28,320
Speaker 4: ultimate end of what you can do with sarcasm, and uh,

1389
01:02:28,360 --> 01:02:30,480
Speaker 4: that's what I just did. And I'm like, oh, okay,

1390
01:02:30,480 --> 01:02:31,560
Speaker 4: I'll get it from now on.

1391
01:02:32,200 --> 01:02:32,439
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1392
01:02:32,600 --> 01:02:36,120
Speaker 5: See, it's fun just I have I think it's always

1393
01:02:36,160 --> 01:02:37,440
Speaker 5: best when you have to explain that you just had

1394
01:02:37,440 --> 01:02:41,120
Speaker 5: a good time, right, that's the best comedy. Karen is

1395
01:02:41,160 --> 01:02:44,200
Speaker 5: your camera somehow getting more vasolene on it as this

1396
01:02:44,240 --> 01:02:44,840
Speaker 5: show goes on.

1397
01:02:45,360 --> 01:02:48,200
Speaker 1: Probably oh this, yeah, that's it. That's it.

1398
01:02:48,200 --> 01:02:50,560
Speaker 3: It's looking more more civil Shepherdy as we go. Yeah,

1399
01:02:50,720 --> 01:02:51,000
Speaker 3: thank you.

1400
01:02:51,240 --> 01:02:52,160
Speaker 1: Wait good or bad?

1401
01:02:52,520 --> 01:02:52,720
Speaker 4: Good?

1402
01:02:52,840 --> 01:02:53,040
Speaker 3: Bad?

1403
01:02:53,840 --> 01:02:56,680
Speaker 6: It's the sun is going down, so I'm facing I

1404
01:02:56,760 --> 01:02:58,840
Speaker 6: literally face like the sunset direction.

1405
01:02:59,360 --> 01:03:00,840
Speaker 1: So here it as it goes down.

1406
01:03:01,000 --> 01:03:04,840
Speaker 6: Yes, I basically start to disappear the darkness of the room.

1407
01:03:04,960 --> 01:03:08,960
Speaker 4: It did look exactly like a romantic dream sequence from Moonlighting.

1408
01:03:09,360 --> 01:03:10,360
Speaker 3: You are very much.

1409
01:03:10,960 --> 01:03:12,440
Speaker 1: It could just be my beauty.

1410
01:03:12,960 --> 01:03:15,720
Speaker 3: Well, that's always on the table, Kara. Nobody's dismissing that.

1411
01:03:16,360 --> 01:03:16,960
Speaker 1: It's ability.

1412
01:03:17,440 --> 01:03:20,840
Speaker 4: Let's lord, it's your dog's bit. It's not saliva again.

1413
01:03:21,600 --> 01:03:23,160
Speaker 6: Yeah, I just have the dog come up and lick

1414
01:03:23,240 --> 01:03:25,000
Speaker 6: the camera right before every zoom.

1415
01:03:25,080 --> 01:03:28,240
Speaker 4: Hey, you gotta clean it somehow clean that lens, doggy.

1416
01:03:28,360 --> 01:03:30,760
Speaker 3: I'm glad, glad you brought back that callback of me

1417
01:03:30,800 --> 01:03:33,560
Speaker 3: insulting Eddy Pepatone for no reason whatsoever. Thanks for bringing

1418
01:03:33,600 --> 01:03:33,880
Speaker 3: that back.

1419
01:03:33,960 --> 01:03:37,840
Speaker 1: Christ Everyone can take it. Everyone can take it.

1420
01:03:38,840 --> 01:03:42,640
Speaker 6: That's our love language hatred, right.

1421
01:03:43,160 --> 01:03:46,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, Eddie Pepperton knows you love him, and I do

1422
01:03:46,200 --> 01:03:47,200
Speaker 4: love Eddi Peppatone.

1423
01:03:47,360 --> 01:03:49,080
Speaker 5: I see Eddie Pepatone every year. I didn't see him

1424
01:03:49,080 --> 01:03:50,640
Speaker 5: this year because of the pandemic, but every year we

1425
01:03:51,280 --> 01:03:54,960
Speaker 5: Janieith Wilson. Wilson puts together a little thing for the

1426
01:03:54,960 --> 01:03:58,880
Speaker 5: the women shelters. She puts together at Christmas a party

1427
01:03:58,920 --> 01:04:03,200
Speaker 5: for them. Sure, Eddie, my wife volunteers. Eddi Pepatone volunteers.

1428
01:04:03,760 --> 01:04:07,240
Speaker 3: I show up and shake some hands and the kids

1429
01:04:07,280 --> 01:04:08,880
Speaker 3: get a nice charge out of me when I shows up.

1430
01:04:08,880 --> 01:04:10,160
Speaker 5: Hey, it's the guy from the Game show from two

1431
01:04:10,160 --> 01:04:12,919
Speaker 5: thousand and five. That's great, take a nice charge.

1432
01:04:12,960 --> 01:04:13,480
Speaker 1: I love it.

1433
01:04:13,680 --> 01:04:17,760
Speaker 4: Oh, Merry Christmas. Children and I see every year, and

1434
01:04:18,240 --> 01:04:20,640
Speaker 4: he's great. I haven't seen him in many years. I

1435
01:04:20,680 --> 01:04:22,440
Speaker 4: haven't seen anyone in a while.

1436
01:04:22,800 --> 01:04:26,880
Speaker 3: But uh, Chris, Chris word of pandemic. Nobody sees anybody.

1437
01:04:27,000 --> 01:04:29,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, but it's specific to me when I think about

1438
01:04:29,560 --> 01:04:33,240
Speaker 4: the situation I'm in. He's a little different. You know,

1439
01:04:33,280 --> 01:04:37,240
Speaker 4: I don't have roommates. My apartment is up on a hill.

1440
01:04:37,360 --> 01:04:39,160
Speaker 4: I did there's no one passing by.

1441
01:04:39,720 --> 01:04:43,520
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, Matt Dylan never happens into your apartment.

1442
01:04:44,760 --> 01:04:46,960
Speaker 4: If I did, I'd kiss faces with him and say

1443
01:04:47,000 --> 01:04:49,680
Speaker 4: I love him the butt heads and then say I

1444
01:04:49,720 --> 01:04:50,120
Speaker 4: love him.

1445
01:04:50,320 --> 01:04:52,240
Speaker 1: Jimmy, do you have anything to plug or do you

1446
01:04:52,240 --> 01:04:54,960
Speaker 1: want to talk about upcoming events in your life that

1447
01:04:55,200 --> 01:04:56,560
Speaker 1: you would like people to attend.

1448
01:04:56,840 --> 01:04:59,320
Speaker 5: Oh, well, of course I got the ord WINNI podcast

1449
01:04:59,400 --> 01:05:01,760
Speaker 5: Never not Funny that we enjoy of course having both

1450
01:05:01,760 --> 01:05:06,400
Speaker 5: of you on fan Favorites. And I do a thing

1451
01:05:07,280 --> 01:05:10,080
Speaker 5: on YouTube called Jimmy's Records and Tapes that it's at

1452
01:05:10,440 --> 01:05:12,400
Speaker 5: YouTube dot com, slash number not funny that it's me

1453
01:05:13,640 --> 01:05:17,560
Speaker 5: talking this season, it's my five favorite of a certain topic,

1454
01:05:18,640 --> 01:05:22,520
Speaker 5: be it, you know, my five favorite prog rock songs,

1455
01:05:22,560 --> 01:05:26,280
Speaker 5: my five favorite.

1456
01:05:24,680 --> 01:05:26,960
Speaker 3: Horn songs, so on and so forth. But you're not

1457
01:05:26,960 --> 01:05:29,040
Speaker 3: coming to it for musical expertise. You're coming to watch

1458
01:05:29,080 --> 01:05:30,680
Speaker 3: me via jackass talking about music.

1459
01:05:30,800 --> 01:05:33,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, topic doesn't matter, but you are.

1460
01:05:33,800 --> 01:05:37,880
Speaker 6: You are a musical expert because I did back when

1461
01:05:38,080 --> 01:05:41,040
Speaker 6: Julian McCullough used to do Julian Love's music. I did

1462
01:05:41,080 --> 01:05:43,880
Speaker 6: that with you a couple times and you pulled out

1463
01:05:44,240 --> 01:05:49,400
Speaker 6: some esoteric information that was so mind blowing. Like a

1464
01:05:49,480 --> 01:05:51,640
Speaker 6: couple of times we played games and you had like

1465
01:05:52,040 --> 01:05:54,680
Speaker 6: you listed things by year, where I was just like,

1466
01:05:54,720 --> 01:05:56,000
Speaker 6: what is going on?

1467
01:05:56,280 --> 01:05:57,880
Speaker 1: Like you really do know your stuff.

1468
01:05:57,960 --> 01:06:00,160
Speaker 3: I know I know what I know.

1469
01:05:59,800 --> 01:06:00,240
Speaker 1: I know.

1470
01:06:01,080 --> 01:06:02,920
Speaker 5: But if you start talking about the Black Keys and

1471
01:06:02,960 --> 01:06:03,960
Speaker 5: saying that you saw the drummer.

1472
01:06:04,120 --> 01:06:06,600
Speaker 3: I don't know. I couldn't even pick a song of theirs,

1473
01:06:06,600 --> 01:06:08,440
Speaker 3: Like if you started playing it, I would go, who's that?

1474
01:06:08,440 --> 01:06:10,440
Speaker 5: I wouldn't have a clue. But what I know, I

1475
01:06:10,520 --> 01:06:12,880
Speaker 5: know all of it. I'm in okay, yeah, yeah, I'm

1476
01:06:12,920 --> 01:06:15,600
Speaker 5: in got it. I'm also doing a live thank you

1477
01:06:15,680 --> 01:06:17,520
Speaker 5: ver ask Karen and I only bring this up I

1478
01:06:17,520 --> 01:06:22,360
Speaker 5: think it's February seventeenth. I'm doing a Nope wrong about

1479
01:06:22,440 --> 01:06:27,440
Speaker 5: that dates February nineteenth at Flapperscomedy dot com. I've been

1480
01:06:27,480 --> 01:06:30,680
Speaker 5: doing these monthly shows where I figured out a way

1481
01:06:30,720 --> 01:06:33,440
Speaker 5: to do virtual crowd work and I'm doing it where

1482
01:06:33,040 --> 01:06:37,440
Speaker 5: I interview the people and like the producer in the

1483
01:06:37,440 --> 01:06:41,200
Speaker 5: showroom find it just picks anybody at random. I interview

1484
01:06:41,280 --> 01:06:43,240
Speaker 5: that person and then I asked that. I say, hey,

1485
01:06:43,240 --> 01:06:45,240
Speaker 5: what story or bit would you like to hear from

1486
01:06:45,280 --> 01:06:47,280
Speaker 5: my act? And I'll do it and if it's like

1487
01:06:47,320 --> 01:06:50,080
Speaker 5: an old thing, I kind of find my way through

1488
01:06:50,080 --> 01:06:52,800
Speaker 5: it and maybe mangle it which is funny, or I

1489
01:06:53,400 --> 01:06:56,600
Speaker 5: nail it and that's funny. So those have been a

1490
01:06:56,640 --> 01:06:58,400
Speaker 5: lot of fun So come out buy for that. If

1491
01:06:58,400 --> 01:06:59,480
Speaker 5: that interests you in any way.

1492
01:06:59,600 --> 01:07:02,280
Speaker 4: Yeah, that one time Karen and I did that with

1493
01:07:02,320 --> 01:07:05,600
Speaker 4: Greg Barrett where we assigned each other bits that we

1494
01:07:05,640 --> 01:07:07,520
Speaker 4: remembered from the other person and we had to do

1495
01:07:07,600 --> 01:07:09,760
Speaker 4: them in a live at that live podcast.

1496
01:07:09,920 --> 01:07:12,000
Speaker 3: Fine, right, it was so yes, it was, you know,

1497
01:07:12,360 --> 01:07:13,800
Speaker 3: it's it's amazing that you say that. Christ.

1498
01:07:14,200 --> 01:07:17,600
Speaker 5: Going back to the live setting, I worked with Pam Stone.

1499
01:07:17,600 --> 01:07:21,320
Speaker 5: Remember Pam Stone, very funny, talk tall, but she's very

1500
01:07:21,320 --> 01:07:22,920
Speaker 5: tall because I'm five foot four, everybody's tall.

1501
01:07:23,880 --> 01:07:26,440
Speaker 3: She was on coach. She was very funny and she.

1502
01:07:28,040 --> 01:07:30,320
Speaker 5: It just makes me think of them camaraderie that at

1503
01:07:30,320 --> 01:07:32,880
Speaker 5: one point some comics used to have and maybe they

1504
01:07:32,920 --> 01:07:34,520
Speaker 5: still have it, and I just don't, not with the

1505
01:07:34,560 --> 01:07:38,520
Speaker 5: right people anymore, but like give each other words to

1506
01:07:38,560 --> 01:07:41,400
Speaker 5: say on stage or hey, hey, I dare you to

1507
01:07:41,440 --> 01:07:44,680
Speaker 5: do that bit that always bombed. And so I was

1508
01:07:44,680 --> 01:07:46,520
Speaker 5: working with I was working with Pam Stone, and she

1509
01:07:47,440 --> 01:07:51,200
Speaker 5: told me to say, uh what did she I don't

1510
01:07:51,200 --> 01:07:53,120
Speaker 5: remember what words she told me to say, but I

1511
01:07:53,200 --> 01:07:55,160
Speaker 5: thought she told me to say C O N T.

1512
01:07:55,480 --> 01:07:58,680
Speaker 3: That's what I thought she told me to say. And

1513
01:07:58,760 --> 01:08:01,280
Speaker 3: so I figure out a way to say it on stage,

1514
01:08:01,720 --> 01:08:03,200
Speaker 3: and then I come off, and she goes, what the

1515
01:08:03,200 --> 01:08:04,800
Speaker 3: fuck is the matter with you? Why don't you say

1516
01:08:04,800 --> 01:08:06,520
Speaker 3: that word? I go, you told you doubt me to

1517
01:08:07,000 --> 01:08:09,000
Speaker 3: and she's like, no, I told you to say dixie Cup.

1518
01:08:09,080 --> 01:08:13,000
Speaker 3: Like I don't know what I thought you said, but

1519
01:08:13,160 --> 01:08:15,760
Speaker 3: I loved I love that ship. So I would love

1520
01:08:15,800 --> 01:08:17,360
Speaker 3: to do a show with you guys where we do that,

1521
01:08:17,400 --> 01:08:19,000
Speaker 3: where we try to find a way to.

1522
01:08:19,200 --> 01:08:22,439
Speaker 4: Hope it was and I hope you in your act

1523
01:08:22,520 --> 01:08:27,160
Speaker 4: you said dixie content at some point it paints a

1524
01:08:27,240 --> 01:08:28,320
Speaker 4: very Southern picture.

1525
01:08:28,439 --> 01:08:30,640
Speaker 5: I love it well. She is from the South, So

1526
01:08:30,680 --> 01:08:32,800
Speaker 5: there's a good point that she made. I think she

1527
01:08:32,920 --> 01:08:35,760
Speaker 5: said to say that word and then backpedaled when the

1528
01:08:35,800 --> 01:08:36,920
Speaker 5: audiences care for it.

1529
01:08:37,720 --> 01:08:39,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's like I would never.

1530
01:08:40,680 --> 01:08:43,479
Speaker 3: You, sir, Yeah, that that would be r.

1531
01:08:43,439 --> 01:08:46,280
Speaker 6: At this point, it would be a dream to do

1532
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Speaker 6: a night of comedy with you guys, Oh my gosh,

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01:08:49,400 --> 01:08:51,360
Speaker 6: as someone who like I was trying to get back

1534
01:08:51,360 --> 01:08:52,600
Speaker 6: into it and then I just didn't like it and

1535
01:08:52,640 --> 01:08:54,920
Speaker 6: I wouldn't work on it, and blah blah blah. And

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01:08:55,080 --> 01:08:59,000
Speaker 6: at this point, a year, a year into this fucking quarantine,

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01:08:59,320 --> 01:09:00,320
Speaker 6: I would try my best.

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01:09:00,320 --> 01:09:02,040
Speaker 1: I would write any things I would.

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01:09:02,000 --> 01:09:03,760
Speaker 6: I would do everything I could to do in a

1540
01:09:03,920 --> 01:09:05,240
Speaker 6: night of comedy with my friends.

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01:09:05,320 --> 01:09:06,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, it would be wonderful when we do it.

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01:09:06,960 --> 01:09:09,160
Speaker 4: We have to give each other assignments. I like that

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01:09:09,240 --> 01:09:12,479
Speaker 4: idea here it is, yeah, yes, for sure. Well, if

1544
01:09:12,479 --> 01:09:15,519
Speaker 4: you haven't heard Jimmy Pardos podcast Never Not Funny, it

1545
01:09:15,640 --> 01:09:18,639
Speaker 4: is I think the first podcast that I ever knew about,

1546
01:09:18,720 --> 01:09:21,360
Speaker 4: and certainly the first one I was ever a guest on.

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01:09:22,040 --> 01:09:24,679
Speaker 4: And uh yeah, I've learned a lot from Jimmy and

1548
01:09:24,720 --> 01:09:26,880
Speaker 4: he's great. And you just heard how funny he is.

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Speaker 3: So uh oh.

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Speaker 4: This is a conclusionary statement, and I think a pretty

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01:09:30,680 --> 01:09:31,200
Speaker 4: good one.

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01:09:31,400 --> 01:09:33,320
Speaker 3: Pretty good. I ramped down.

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01:09:33,160 --> 01:09:36,240
Speaker 1: Nice, You're definitely warming it down.

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01:09:36,280 --> 01:09:39,000
Speaker 4: That's yeah. You gotta cool off a lot of people

1555
01:09:39,479 --> 01:09:42,519
Speaker 4: if you just abruptly end, they pull a hammy or something,

1556
01:09:42,520 --> 01:09:44,240
Speaker 4: they pull up rustle in their leg.

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01:09:45,760 --> 01:09:47,479
Speaker 3: You can't he got cool.

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01:09:47,400 --> 01:09:49,760
Speaker 1: Down, Jimmy, thank you so much for doing I am.

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01:09:49,640 --> 01:09:51,479
Speaker 5: Honored, honest to god. I'm so great to see you guys,

1560
01:09:51,520 --> 01:09:53,120
Speaker 5: my friends. It was great to see you, and as

1561
01:09:53,160 --> 01:09:54,519
Speaker 5: being part of the show was great to see you.

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01:09:54,600 --> 01:09:56,960
Speaker 5: So thank you, thank you, and say hello come back.

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Speaker 4: So yeah, yeah, say hello to Danielle and Oliver please, yes,

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01:10:00,640 --> 01:10:03,559
Speaker 4: of course you've been listening to Do you need a ride?

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01:10:03,960 --> 01:10:13,080
Speaker 3: D y n A R? Are you leaving? I?

1566
01:10:13,439 --> 01:10:17,360
Speaker 2: You wanna way back home? Either way we want to

1567
01:10:17,400 --> 01:10:22,880
Speaker 2: be there. Doesn't matter how much baggage you claim and

1568
01:10:23,040 --> 01:10:26,880
Speaker 2: give us time and a turmano and gage.

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01:10:28,240 --> 01:10:29,759
Speaker 1: We want to send you.

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01:10:29,560 --> 01:10:34,479
Speaker 2: Off instead, we want to welcome you back home.

1571
01:10:36,320 --> 01:10:38,640
Speaker 6: Tell us all about ity scared her?

1572
01:10:38,880 --> 01:10:39,639
Speaker 1: Was it fine?

1573
01:10:41,600 --> 01:10:42,200
Speaker 6: Malborn?

1574
01:10:58,120 --> 01:11:01,519
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

1575
01:11:02,120 --> 01:11:03,400
Speaker 4: Do you need to ride?

1576
01:11:04,080 --> 01:11:07,439
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

1577
01:11:08,000 --> 01:11:09,920
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

1578
01:11:10,080 --> 01:11:11,360
Speaker 4: Do you need to ride?

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01:11:11,960 --> 01:11:17,759
Speaker 3: Do you need.

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01:11:19,200 --> 01:11:20,240
Speaker 4: With Karen and chriss

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Speaker 6: M h