1 00:00:00,800 --> 00:00:03,400 Speaker 1: All right, it is time now for comedy roulette. 2 00:00:03,440 --> 00:00:06,720 Speaker 2: Steve Jay, please please quickly set this. 3 00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:11,399 Speaker 3: Every week our comedy ability is tested, and the way 4 00:00:11,440 --> 00:00:14,480 Speaker 3: we prove how good we are put five subjects on 5 00:00:14,480 --> 00:00:16,800 Speaker 3: the wheel. Spind the wheel, wed stop. We got it. 6 00:00:16,880 --> 00:00:18,320 Speaker 3: That's all it is. That's all it is. 7 00:00:19,600 --> 00:00:19,920 Speaker 4: All right. 8 00:00:19,920 --> 00:00:23,800 Speaker 2: Here are the five subjects. Number one fish grease. 9 00:00:26,600 --> 00:00:29,400 Speaker 4: Number two she wasn't that big in high school. 10 00:00:34,120 --> 00:00:35,560 Speaker 2: I don't appreciate that one. 11 00:00:35,680 --> 00:00:35,960 Speaker 4: Okay. 12 00:00:36,080 --> 00:00:41,800 Speaker 2: Number three taste like chicken. Number four. Now that I 13 00:00:41,840 --> 00:00:46,640 Speaker 2: have a little money, you know who I am? And 14 00:00:46,760 --> 00:00:49,839 Speaker 2: number five, I don't know how you could eat that. 15 00:00:51,080 --> 00:00:52,559 Speaker 3: Give me that. 16 00:00:54,600 --> 00:01:07,959 Speaker 2: All right, let's go spend the wheelcat. Oh, now that 17 00:01:08,040 --> 00:01:10,640 Speaker 2: I have a little money, you know who I am. 18 00:01:12,080 --> 00:01:14,160 Speaker 3: Let me have that. Let me start going out. I see, 19 00:01:14,240 --> 00:01:17,720 Speaker 3: back in the day, my nickname was Fish. Didn't nobody 20 00:01:17,880 --> 00:01:22,440 Speaker 3: know Fish. Didn't speak the fish. You're too fine to 21 00:01:22,600 --> 00:01:29,919 Speaker 3: speak to the fish. But now that fish is on TV. Hey, 22 00:01:30,240 --> 00:01:34,520 Speaker 3: how you doing? Fish? And I can't remember who you are? 23 00:01:34,800 --> 00:01:38,240 Speaker 5: What you got? I was out of my league. I'm 24 00:01:38,360 --> 00:01:41,200 Speaker 5: way out of my league. You would drop dead fine 25 00:01:41,319 --> 00:01:45,240 Speaker 5: to me. I beg for it, wanted it. I used 26 00:01:45,280 --> 00:01:48,040 Speaker 5: to ask for a day and night. You never gave 27 00:01:48,120 --> 00:01:51,720 Speaker 5: me the time of day. But now now got a 28 00:01:51,760 --> 00:01:54,600 Speaker 5: little money. Come on the Steel Harvey Morn show. You're 29 00:01:54,720 --> 00:01:57,840 Speaker 5: texting me now, I can't have it. If I want it, 30 00:01:57,880 --> 00:02:02,760 Speaker 5: I don't want it now. Yeah, I hear the time. 31 00:02:03,600 --> 00:02:04,800 Speaker 5: Come on, d you know what? 32 00:02:04,960 --> 00:02:05,880 Speaker 2: Now I got a little money. 33 00:02:05,920 --> 00:02:07,120 Speaker 1: You know who know my name now? 34 00:02:07,840 --> 00:02:08,639 Speaker 5: Being a collector? 35 00:02:09,240 --> 00:02:11,679 Speaker 1: Exactly who they talking to him? Now? 36 00:02:12,160 --> 00:02:13,320 Speaker 5: But if they don't even call me. 37 00:02:13,320 --> 00:02:15,040 Speaker 1: By my real name, that's how I know they know 38 00:02:15,080 --> 00:02:18,080 Speaker 1: I got money. They excuse me, Junior and jun that 39 00:02:18,120 --> 00:02:23,519 Speaker 1: ain't my government name. Everybody know that real. 40 00:02:23,760 --> 00:02:24,680 Speaker 5: Is right up my hell? 41 00:02:26,400 --> 00:02:28,560 Speaker 4: No, I got a little money. 42 00:02:29,600 --> 00:02:31,359 Speaker 5: Well you know who I am now? 43 00:02:32,440 --> 00:02:37,560 Speaker 4: Yeah, this goes out to Ike back in Cleveland and 44 00:02:37,639 --> 00:02:41,480 Speaker 4: mister Albert's me and yeah, I used to call me 45 00:02:41,880 --> 00:02:48,440 Speaker 4: l k uh lay away Ken Oh no, but and 46 00:02:48,800 --> 00:02:53,360 Speaker 4: I I'm by your whole damn stoke. So the next 47 00:02:53,400 --> 00:02:57,160 Speaker 4: time I'm walking, I ain't coming in laid way, feel. 48 00:02:56,960 --> 00:03:00,480 Speaker 5: Me I might just bright damn. 49 00:03:07,400 --> 00:03:09,480 Speaker 3: Oh, let me put an initial out there with a 50 00:03:09,600 --> 00:03:13,519 Speaker 3: last name, just the initial and the last name. You 51 00:03:13,560 --> 00:03:17,440 Speaker 3: know who you are? The last name? What? 52 00:03:18,520 --> 00:03:18,920 Speaker 4: Ah? 53 00:03:18,960 --> 00:03:19,880 Speaker 5: He was so fine? 54 00:03:20,440 --> 00:03:23,000 Speaker 4: Oh my god, you was fine. 55 00:03:23,400 --> 00:03:26,440 Speaker 3: Yes, did not even speak to me. 56 00:03:26,520 --> 00:03:28,000 Speaker 5: In the hall way. 57 00:03:28,639 --> 00:03:31,280 Speaker 3: I walked past you like the slaves because I ain't 58 00:03:31,280 --> 00:03:33,239 Speaker 3: wanna look at you. Now it was that damn fine. 59 00:03:33,720 --> 00:03:37,600 Speaker 3: But oh it has changed now because he's got a 60 00:03:37,600 --> 00:03:38,960 Speaker 3: little money. 61 00:03:39,920 --> 00:03:47,360 Speaker 1: Yeah, he's got a little money. Colder, I'll tell you 62 00:03:47,520 --> 00:03:49,720 Speaker 1: everybody knows my name that now I'm a lot more 63 00:03:49,760 --> 00:03:53,120 Speaker 1: familiar and welcome when I walk in the door. Bang 64 00:03:53,200 --> 00:03:56,760 Speaker 1: account used to sit on six dollars of the tray. 65 00:03:59,120 --> 00:04:01,400 Speaker 1: But what I didn't this when I'm going to bank, 66 00:04:01,520 --> 00:04:05,680 Speaker 1: Now there's a whole nother room. It's gotten vegetables. Hit it. 67 00:04:05,800 --> 00:04:07,280 Speaker 2: Why sheesu? 68 00:04:08,920 --> 00:04:09,119 Speaker 3: Bank? 69 00:04:09,280 --> 00:04:09,680 Speaker 1: Is missus? 70 00:04:09,680 --> 00:04:10,640 Speaker 4: Space's this away? 71 00:04:10,960 --> 00:04:14,200 Speaker 1: Why what you standing in line? Come on around this way? 72 00:04:14,480 --> 00:04:15,800 Speaker 4: Do you have your access car? 73 00:04:15,960 --> 00:04:21,599 Speaker 1: Never mind I have mine. 74 00:04:22,520 --> 00:04:24,200 Speaker 5: Oh you know I used to couldn't go to you. 75 00:04:24,440 --> 00:04:26,839 Speaker 5: I would I didn't get invited to the big Christmas 76 00:04:26,839 --> 00:04:29,680 Speaker 5: party because I just you know what I'm saying. I 77 00:04:29,800 --> 00:04:31,919 Speaker 5: wasn't big enough. I didn't have a name enough. But 78 00:04:32,120 --> 00:04:35,160 Speaker 5: now that I'm vowling and I'm on the show and 79 00:04:35,240 --> 00:04:36,920 Speaker 5: I'm the nept you got a little money. If I 80 00:04:36,960 --> 00:04:38,840 Speaker 5: can doing this stand up, I don't want to go 81 00:04:38,920 --> 00:04:41,560 Speaker 5: to your funky Christmas party. Now I thought my own 82 00:04:41,720 --> 00:04:44,200 Speaker 5: damn Christmas party and my shat token. 83 00:04:44,320 --> 00:04:49,040 Speaker 4: Y'all all right, all. 84 00:04:48,960 --> 00:04:50,919 Speaker 2: Right, we'll be back when Nephew tell me he's prank 85 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:52,400 Speaker 2: phone call right after this. 86 00:04:53,320 --> 00:04:56,040 Speaker 4: You're listening Hardy Morning Show