Speaker 1: Welcome back to this episode of Emergency Intercom.
Speaker 2: I'm sure you're very confused.
Speaker 1: I have bad news. Me and Drew actually got COVID
Speaker 1: over the holidays, so we're both stuck at home right
Speaker 1: now in our birthplaces. Drew's here, but he's taking like
Speaker 1: forever to get on screen. He was here for a
Speaker 1: second and then he was like, oh, I need to
Speaker 1: go use the bathroom and like cough like myself to
Speaker 1: peace before we start. So he doesn't cough while we're talking,
Speaker 1: and he's kind of just been like gone since, but
Speaker 1: I just thought I should start. Oh I'm here. Oh true,
Speaker 1: hold on, No, he's he's being such a piece right now.
Speaker 2: He was fine, he was fine like ten seconds ago.
Speaker 1: What is that?
Speaker 2: What do you have? Hold on?
Speaker 1: Is that pee?
Speaker 2: Does he have pe?
Speaker 1: Gay?
Speaker 3: It looks like piss? True? Can you hear us? Hello?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Are you you can hear us? Right?
Speaker 4: Can you hear me?
Speaker 3: Yeah? We can?
Speaker 1: What do you wearing? Good? Like?
Speaker 3: What's going on?
Speaker 2: Why?
Speaker 1: Wait?
Speaker 2: Why do you have a mask on? Also? Like on
Speaker 2: top of everything, where did all this come from? And
Speaker 2: why do you have a mask on? You're literally home alone?
Speaker 4: I have COVID?
Speaker 1: I know, And so do. I actually Kai might have
Speaker 1: it too, so it's like, yeah, you gw up.
Speaker 3: With a sore throat.
Speaker 4: Sorry, hold on, let me it's my my iv.
Speaker 2: Why the fuck do you have an ivy? You don't
Speaker 2: need an ivy.
Speaker 4: It's this new it's this new like drug that they're given.
Speaker 4: It's called PiZZ it's with two z's.
Speaker 2: No, I'm thinking got scammed. I think I think you
Speaker 2: were sold an IVY bag full of piss.
Speaker 4: Well, whatever it is, it's working, and there's.
Speaker 2: There's no cure for COVID. Also, you were fine, like
Speaker 2: two seconds ago. You were fully wearing like you were
Speaker 2: wearing like your normal.
Speaker 4: You're mad at me for being safe. I'm trying to
Speaker 4: be safe here and I give any of youall COVID
Speaker 4: and now you're pissed at me.
Speaker 3: Dude, we're on a zoom call. You're not gonna give
Speaker 3: us COVID CA.
Speaker 1: That's literally why we stayed like in our hometowns is
Speaker 1: to be safe. Like we're being safe.
Speaker 2: You don't have to do yo, mama.
Speaker 4: All right, hold on, let me fix this IVY real quick.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna just push to put it around here just
Speaker 4: so it's like good for me, Just because I need
Speaker 4: it connected at all times because if it actually disconnects,
Speaker 4: I could fucking dies what the doctor was saying. So
Speaker 4: I just have to like make sure it's just like in.
Speaker 3: My wrist, disconnect from what it's like around your neck.
Speaker 3: What do you Oh, it doesn't seem.
Speaker 2: Like it's.
Speaker 1: It doesn't seem like it's actually like going into you.
Speaker 4: You actually know nothing.
Speaker 2: I guess we'll know if it's real.
Speaker 1: And by the end it's like depleted, right, yep, exactly,
Speaker 1: and you have that setup that it's gonna be going down.
Speaker 3: Oh no, he's gone. We lost him. He's done.
Speaker 1: Did he just pass out?
Speaker 3: Drew, wake up, grow, wake up.
Speaker 1: Grow brow.
Speaker 4: Keep going out of consciousness because this fucking muzzle on
Speaker 4: my face is actually making me not there.
Speaker 3: You can just still, you can.
Speaker 4: If y'all are comfortable with me taking the muzzle off,
Speaker 4: I'll take it off.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Of course we're in different parts of the country.
Speaker 4: God, I thank you. I didn't know I was in
Speaker 4: a lobby full of like freaking tucks.
Speaker 1: I was well. I was actually just about to say this.
Speaker 1: Whole time, I've been positive and I've just carried on
Speaker 1: with life like I can't let this like something as
Speaker 1: simple as could stop me. And like I didn't come
Speaker 1: to Miami with masks and I haven't had time to
Speaker 1: go buy any so I've just been like kind of chilling,
Speaker 1: like taking it very easy.
Speaker 4: Wait, so you've just kind of been existing as you
Speaker 4: were before COVID.
Speaker 2: Just yeah, it's my new normal.
Speaker 4: Wait. So you've been like going out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but not every night because I'm not like an
Speaker 1: alcoholic thing. But like, yes, I do go out every
Speaker 1: other night for a drink if that's what you were
Speaker 1: ask So.
Speaker 4: You've been giving people COVID. You've been a super spreader.
Speaker 2: I haven't been near anyone. I'm only with my friends.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but your friends don't have COVID, so you've just
Speaker 4: been giving them COVID.
Speaker 1: I'm not giving them anything. Also, they said yes to
Speaker 1: going out with me, Like maybe I wasn't clear. I
Speaker 1: was just like, oh, like I have a stuffy nose
Speaker 1: and like a sore throat and like at night, I
Speaker 1: like get a really bad fever. Yeah, but so what
Speaker 1: I'm telling people that I'm sick, I'm just not being
Speaker 1: like I don't want to scare people.
Speaker 4: Really can't.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm the weirdo. Look at your setup.
Speaker 2: You literally have an I.
Speaker 4: M sorry, the baking is getting disconnected. Yeah, it's so
Speaker 4: hot in a stupid fucking.
Speaker 2: Take the fucking put him it off. Do you have
Speaker 2: clothes on under there?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: Oh take it off?
Speaker 4: Should?
Speaker 1: I also sorry, but on my end it's kind of choppy.
Speaker 1: You're recording, right, Drew, Yeah, I'm recording because my WiFi
Speaker 1: sucks ball, so it's like not the best on my end.
Speaker 4: Sorry. I literally had to just take that off because
Speaker 4: I am actually overheating and dying. I can't. I can't.
Speaker 4: I'm so ugly. I'm so ugly I need that and
Speaker 4: so ugly and hot.
Speaker 1: Well, on a serious note, also, I just want to
Speaker 1: be clear, I have not been spreading COVID. I've actually
Speaker 1: been sitting in an airbnb so low the past week.
Speaker 4: I have been just quarantining with my family. They were
Speaker 4: kind of just like, if we get it, we get it,
Speaker 4: and we've just been chilling. I'm okay. I literally feel
Speaker 4: totally fine. But yeah, we both did get COVID though,
Speaker 4: which is insane.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know. And also I was so I was
Speaker 1: one of those annoying people who I.
Speaker 2: Was so positive that I would just never get it.
Speaker 4: I thought you had the guy.
Speaker 1: I was like, you, I know, because I was the
Speaker 1: only person we knew who hadn't gotten it. And I
Speaker 1: was just like, I don't know. I'm just built different.
Speaker 1: I'm different. I kept saying that. I was like, I'm different,
Speaker 1: I'm different. But I'll explain how I got COVID, and
Speaker 1: then you can try and explain, but you don't know
Speaker 1: how the fuck you got it.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 4: I literally think I just got it on the plane
Speaker 4: right over here.
Speaker 1: Oh dude. Well I came to Miami and then literally
Speaker 1: like two three days before Christmas, my little brother was
Speaker 1: really sick and I was like, this motherfucker has COVID.
Speaker 1: I was like, there's no way he doesn't have COVID.
Speaker 1: Like he goes to public school and like is around
Speaker 1: a bunch of other kids who probably get it and
Speaker 1: don't say shit.
Speaker 4: And like, if you get it, you get it, and
Speaker 4: if you don't, you don't.
Speaker 1: Is that are you saying that about COVID?
Speaker 4: Exactly get it. If you don't, you don't. If you
Speaker 4: know you know me too, people, Yeah, okay, oh yeah,
Speaker 4: I'm just ugly today, but you can't blame me. I'm
Speaker 4: running fever. I got COVID, like.
Speaker 2: No, you look beautiful.
Speaker 4: I got pissed going into my system.
Speaker 1: Anyways, long story short, brother got it, My mom and
Speaker 1: dad got it from my brother, and I was being
Speaker 1: very cautious and my family was like, girl, like, we're
Speaker 1: all going to get it.
Speaker 2: We're like here in the house.
Speaker 1: And I was like, no, no, I'm so sure that
Speaker 1: I will be the one to not get it. So
Speaker 1: I literally ran away after Christmas, like the day after Christmas.
Speaker 1: I fucking ran away. I packed up my things that
Speaker 1: I went to an Airbnb, and I was safe for
Speaker 1: two days. I don't even know if I told you this, Drew,
Speaker 1: but that laxative is literally what fucking kickstarted my symptoms.
Speaker 1: On top of getting COVID for the first time in
Speaker 1: my life, I got really constipated.
Speaker 2: So I called.
Speaker 1: Drew and I was like, connoisseur, wit you consume like
Speaker 1: the c's are constipation.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, I'm the connoisseur of constipation. I just
Speaker 4: know everything there is to know about it, how to
Speaker 4: get get rid of it, what drugs to take.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So I called the poop master himself, or I
Speaker 1: guess you're not the poop master because you don't poop
Speaker 1: I prefer. Sorry. I asked Drew what to get, and
Speaker 1: I was like, Oh, what's the thing that's gonna work
Speaker 1: the quickest, And it was that, like, what is it?
Speaker 2: Magnesium?
Speaker 4: Magnesium citrate. Normally they come in glass bottles, but I
Speaker 4: bet they were sold.
Speaker 1: My shit was in plastic, so that should have been
Speaker 1: a red flag, but I I can't express Drew.
Speaker 2: I felt completely fucking fine.
Speaker 1: Other than the tall tale sign which everyone is realizing
Speaker 1: now is like the second you feel a sore throat,
Speaker 1: you fucking have it. Like, yeah, you don't just have
Speaker 1: a sore throat, you fully have COVID. And I had
Speaker 1: had a sore throat for like lingering and like coming
Speaker 1: up on me for two days. But other than that,
Speaker 1: I felt completely fine. And I was testing every day
Speaker 1: and kept coming up negative. And then on like Monday night,
Speaker 1: I tested negative literally that night. Then right after drank
Speaker 1: half of that bottle of magnesium, and I'm not kidding,
Speaker 1: due within fifteen minutes, I went from being like normal
Speaker 1: to my health depleting to nothing.
Speaker 2: And I was sitting on the couch and.
Speaker 1: I literally was like sweating, and I got really nauseous,
Speaker 1: and I got like a really bad headache, and it
Speaker 1: fully was just like all of my friends were around me,
Speaker 1: so they were like watching my.
Speaker 2: Health just deteriorate.
Speaker 1: And I was like, go home, cause like I'm about
Speaker 1: to pass away, like I'm about dude. And then I
Speaker 1: like reluctantly was able to fall asleep, but I woke
Speaker 1: up to like an insanely high fever shitting myself just
Speaker 1: liquid ass yea. And then I like, when I woke
Speaker 1: up to shit, I literally felt like I had drank
Speaker 1: like three quarters of alcohol. Like I felt like I
Speaker 1: drank like three gallons of alcohol. I was so dehydrated.
Speaker 1: And then I tested because I was like, I don't
Speaker 1: know if it's normal for me to like I feel
Speaker 1: like this after shitting, and then I tested positive. So
Speaker 1: I think the lats that have gave me COVID.
Speaker 4: The magnesium sit trait bottles are contaminated with COVID. You
Speaker 4: heard it here first, y'all.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're gonna get our YouTube video taken down again
Speaker 1: because we're sitting here talking about.
Speaker 4: The one thing that got it taken down last time,
Speaker 4: which is bullshit. But I won't get into it. I digress,
Speaker 4: but you just know I'm coming for you.
Speaker 1: The thing is, everyone's like, I wonder what the joke was,
Speaker 1: And the joke literally wasn't even anything.
Speaker 4: No it was it wasn't even a joke. It was
Speaker 4: literally me standing for my opinion, stating my opinion. See
Speaker 4: YouTube is censoring us, They're coming.
Speaker 3: Weren't you just paraphrasing what somebody else said?
Speaker 4: I paraphrased what someone said, And then I after that
Speaker 4: was like, I don't know, I don't believe in that.
Speaker 3: Yet condemned it immediately.
Speaker 1: It's so crazy, which is I think even before you
Speaker 1: said it, I think I like it was about something
Speaker 1: big Nick had said, and I was like, I love that,
Speaker 1: And then you were like, but he does so and
Speaker 1: so and so and so, and I don't.
Speaker 4: But then after that I was like, but I'll let him.
Speaker 4: I'll let him do what he wants to do.
Speaker 1: Oh, allow, what are we gonna do?
Speaker 4: Spread his misinformation? But yeah, literally, my my experience with
Speaker 4: COVID was kind of like easy. I got lucky, but
Speaker 4: I think it was just because I was vexed.
Speaker 1: But yeah, everyone who's like backed up is having super
Speaker 1: mild symptoms.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I just I don't understand. No, I can't. I
Speaker 4: can't even make a joke about it. I can't even
Speaker 4: make a joke about it because I'm scared YouTube's gonna
Speaker 4: fucking take it down. I know.
Speaker 1: No, I'm thinking about how I literally started this video
Speaker 1: off by saying, like what, I just want my friends.
Speaker 1: I feel a little sick, and I like, still go out, dude.
Speaker 4: I can't stress enough to y'all how overheated and hot
Speaker 4: I am. I'm sure you can fucking tell because my
Speaker 4: face is like bright red and I'm greasy and oily
Speaker 4: and disgusting and sweaty.
Speaker 3: I think you look great, Honestly, I don't.
Speaker 1: You're kind of serving Jesus with the like the facial
Speaker 1: hair and the hair.
Speaker 3: Really, honestly, when you came on screen, I got pretty horny.
Speaker 3: So actually, yeah, especially.
Speaker 1: Because your stick of piss it looked like when Moses
Speaker 1: or like whoever the was gonna split the sea and
Speaker 1: they had their big stick, except yours has piss.
Speaker 4: Apparently that's what I was going for. That's what I
Speaker 4: was going for, splitting the sea of piss. I love
Speaker 4: that you caught onto that.
Speaker 1: No, he didn't split a sea of piss, it was
Speaker 1: like just the ocean.
Speaker 3: I think, No drew it.
Speaker 4: Is red, so I see that the period blood seat yeah.
Speaker 1: Because oh oh okay, Now I remember Moses was like,
Speaker 1: get on the boat. The girls had their period. I
Speaker 1: don't want to be around them. I'm gonna chill with
Speaker 1: the animals, and he split all the period blood.
Speaker 4: The squirt blood. Did you know that there's sorry, I
Speaker 4: got a notification on my screen saying there was like
Speaker 4: a forty time minute time limit and we reached it.
Speaker 4: But then it was like, but I gifted you more hours,
Speaker 4: so I was like, okay, whatever, So I wasn't really
Speaker 4: paying attention. However, no, same.
Speaker 1: When I like moved my light because I got the
Speaker 1: notification that I was like the host extended the meeting,
Speaker 1: which is like okay.
Speaker 4: But did you know that church doors, like you know,
Speaker 4: like the doors that like go like this and they
Speaker 4: like they like meet at the top like that they're
Speaker 4: like arched a little bit, did you know? Yeah, churches
Speaker 4: stole that from like pagan ideologies, like pagan whatever, and
Speaker 4: the pagan idea behind those doors was like you're walking
Speaker 4: like you're being welcomed home to the vagina every time.
Speaker 4: So now every time you look at a church, you're
Speaker 4: walking through a vagina and there's vaginas all over the
Speaker 4: churches and they don't even realize it.
Speaker 1: We're fat. Shit that's ever come out of your mouth.
Speaker 2: You're pulling like a carression of like twenty eight.
Speaker 4: No, okay, I actually think it is true, but I
Speaker 4: know that is the most absurd thing I've ever said.
Speaker 3: Simply, Drew, if you're too hot, you can you can
Speaker 3: take the haz mat.
Speaker 4: I've committed to the gag and I have to keep
Speaker 4: going now. You can't. Can't be overheating and sweating. I
Speaker 4: look like I just like worked out fourteen hours.
Speaker 1: You can't take off your fucking hase mask too, because
Speaker 1: then you'll expose that that is not going in your body.
Speaker 2: It has not moved a single like it.
Speaker 4: You actually don't know anything you're fucking saying. And I
Speaker 4: will expose you right now if you want me to.
Speaker 4: Do you want me to expose you?
Speaker 3: Can we see? Can me see where it goes into
Speaker 3: your vein? Can you just like prove no, no, like
Speaker 3: where it goes where the piss is going.
Speaker 1: It fucking fell out, It fell.
Speaker 3: Out, Okay, So why are you okay if you're not
Speaker 3: getting your like piss ivy.
Speaker 4: Because I drinking it. Have you not been seeing me
Speaker 4: drink it?
Speaker 3: I these work? But all right, okay.
Speaker 4: Doctor fucking TI and in youa y'all know so much?
Speaker 3: Oh no, he's getting angry.
Speaker 1: Now, you know.
Speaker 2: I was.
Speaker 1: I was. I was going to give you the plug
Speaker 1: to get a free negative test, but now I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna and you're stuck home. How about that. That's that's
Speaker 1: how I'm getting home. I'm just thinking a negative.
Speaker 4: No one's talking about how like maybe that's something we
Speaker 4: exposed this episode. It's just how many influencers were actually
Speaker 4: like faking negative testing negative. It was it was a
Speaker 4: real thing. It was like that was a real thing,
Speaker 4: that they would be positive but they would get a
Speaker 4: negative test and fake it.
Speaker 1: And dude, fully the amount of times, like we wouldn't
Speaker 1: even have COVID and an influencer would just be like, well,
Speaker 1: if you need if you.
Speaker 2: Ever need a fake negative, let me know.
Speaker 4: Yeah, no fucking cycle. And this was like early in
Speaker 4: the pandemic. This wasn't like late stage, like this was
Speaker 4: like like two months in, Like if you need a
Speaker 4: negative to post online to prove that your negative, just
Speaker 4: hit us up. We got you.
Speaker 1: It was pre vaccine, which is insane.
Speaker 3: Oh what did you do as a pregative for Like
Speaker 3: what would you use it.
Speaker 4: For to post online that you're a negative if you
Speaker 4: got exposed at a party.
Speaker 3: Oh I see, okay.
Speaker 4: The whole exposing party like like that. Sh It's so funny,
Speaker 4: you know what I was thinking at a party.
Speaker 1: So what I was thinking was I have so many
Speaker 1: positive at home tests because I'm neurotic and I swear that,
Speaker 1: like I'll test positive in the morning and then test
Speaker 1: negative at night. So I have so many positives. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna start flipping them and like, if you guys want
Speaker 1: to miss like work or miss like school and you
Speaker 1: don't want to go to school, like hit me on line,
Speaker 1: like I'll sell you my positive task.
Speaker 4: You's got a bunch of positives and then.
Speaker 1: I'll just like I'll like take random different like photos
Speaker 1: like angles of like the test kit before and like
Speaker 1: after it's being used and whatnot. If you guys want
Speaker 1: that true?
Speaker 3: Are you okay?
Speaker 1: True?
Speaker 3: Dru wake up?
Speaker 4: Oh fuck sorry? Like the biggest symptom that I have
Speaker 4: is I just like follow. It's like so fucking weird.
Speaker 3: So fatigue you fall asleep on the microphone like a cartoon,
Speaker 3: it's so weird.
Speaker 4: Can explain it.
Speaker 2: I just feel like you're faking it.
Speaker 1: You're doing one of those because like I have it,
Speaker 1: like I'm but I'm sitting here, I'm like pretty, like
Speaker 1: I look good, Like I look put together, like I
Speaker 1: look really good like someone. Some people would say like, Anya,
Speaker 1: are you sure you have COVID because you look so good,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, yeah, I do, and like for some reason,
Speaker 1: that's one of the symtings I'm having is I just
Speaker 1: look really good.
Speaker 4: No, literally, actually I was blown away when I saw
Speaker 4: you first pop in the camera. I was like, oh,
Speaker 4: and you looks really cute right now with their little
Speaker 4: bow ties in her hair.
Speaker 1: This is the first time I've put on real clothes
Speaker 1: and like looked normal for so long. That's actually a lie, though,
Speaker 1: because since my whole family had COVID, I got to
Speaker 1: spend New Year's with them, so we had our own
Speaker 1: little COVID fiesta because me and where do we just
Speaker 1: had it. So we were like, let's blow up fireworks
Speaker 1: and it was fucking awesome. I wish I bought more fireworks.
Speaker 4: I'm literally a pyromaniac.
Speaker 1: No. Same that night, I was like, you get it. Yeah, fully,
Speaker 1: there's like, dude, they're so expensive.
Speaker 4: It's it's actually, if you think about it, it's legitimately
Speaker 4: burning money, like it's it's setting money on fire. But
Speaker 4: I wouldn't change it for the world, Like it's so
Speaker 4: much fun, just like watching shit blow up and also
Speaker 4: just like knowing that something could go wrong at any
Speaker 4: moment and it doesn't just makes me feel so alive.
Speaker 1: I will say that was making me so anxious. I
Speaker 1: got a really funny video on my handicam of just
Speaker 1: like a tiny firework like zooming up and almost hitting
Speaker 1: my mom in the head, and the first firework that
Speaker 1: my family had set off that night. I think it
Speaker 1: was just like my dad and like maybe my uncle.
Speaker 1: It was like someone in my family like set it
Speaker 1: off and it just fucking exploded incorrectly, and it literally
Speaker 1: sounded like a nuke went off in our yard, and
Speaker 1: like everyone was very off put by it, like uncomfortable
Speaker 1: and just like we shouldn't do this, but of course
Speaker 1: we kept going because God can't stop fun.
Speaker 4: I was about to say, literally like actually nothing can
Speaker 4: stop me from blowing up fireworks, like my literal brother
Speaker 4: died like three days before, and I went and bought
Speaker 4: like one thousand dollars worth of fireworks and blue them
Speaker 4: bitches up. Nothing can si celebration exactly celebration of.
Speaker 1: Life, yep.
Speaker 4: But like yeah, like I said this a couple of
Speaker 4: days ago. But like if I wasn't doing what I'm
Speaker 4: doing right now, like I would be a pyramaniac and
Speaker 4: I would be burning down buildings for fun.
Speaker 1: Fully, you might find that you'd be in jail.
Speaker 4: No, I'd be the best Arson to ever live.
Speaker 2: Simply No, Arson is a poison?
Speaker 1: True?
Speaker 4: Are you sure?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: Look it up?
Speaker 4: Like for real, Arsenic is a poison?
Speaker 2: Who is that?
Speaker 1: You are?
Speaker 4: Literally dumb? I'm leaving. I'm leaving.
Speaker 1: I gotta go, so know what's talking about? This is
Speaker 1: my first coffee in like a week because I wasn't
Speaker 1: having any at the like when I was like symptomatic.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, he fucking laughs. All right, I'm leaving too,
Speaker 1: Like I'm not gonna wait.
Speaker 3: What No, we could just okay, okay.
Speaker 4: Now that she's gone, okay, boys can have a conversation
Speaker 4: and we can just chat and that old time, a
Speaker 4: grand old time.
Speaker 3: All right, about like crypto or sex or something that
Speaker 3: sounded so fucking crazy.
Speaker 1: On my end, it's the.
Speaker 4: Most insane sound I've ever heard.
Speaker 3: The zoom tried to like try to like mitigate, try
Speaker 3: to make sense.
Speaker 1: I was like, can we talk about me? And jured
Speaker 1: for the first time in our lives made zoom accounts
Speaker 1: because you made yours today and I also made mine today, Like.
Speaker 4: I yeah, no, I went the entire pandemic without using
Speaker 4: Zoom because I think this is a cursed app and
Speaker 4: I think it is like actually evil what it's done
Speaker 4: to society. And I want to go. I so badly
Speaker 4: just want to attend in person meetings, but I know
Speaker 4: it's just not good. But like, I think this is
Speaker 4: actually making us like socially dumb.
Speaker 3: Zoom zoom. Why expand on that?
Speaker 4: I don't have to?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Kai, Like oh no, Kai gets a camera and
Speaker 1: I'm on him, and all of a sudden he wants
Speaker 1: to ask us questions and trod ust and explain things
Speaker 1: camera next time he comes.
Speaker 3: Can you guys hear me? Still? Can you at least
Speaker 3: hear me?
Speaker 4: Oh I forgot the mute?
Speaker 1: Can you mute him?
Speaker 4: Damn he's muting?
Speaker 2: See this is the way things should be.
Speaker 4: Did you feel like a sense of like calm and
Speaker 4: like like just like a good energy just rush over once.
Speaker 1: That happened, No, like for real, like when he was
Speaker 1: in here, it felt like this weird like omnipresent, like evil,
Speaker 1: like something evil was lurking over us. And at first
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, it's because we have COVID like
Speaker 1: so like the universes out to get us. They see
Speaker 1: us thriving and they're like, we need to kill off
Speaker 1: this podcast. It's doing too well. But I just realized
Speaker 1: it was it was literally car.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, he's fucking texting me. Oh, put me back.
Speaker 1: Okay, I don't think we should have him back, Like
Speaker 1: what what do we We're a guest having podcast.
Speaker 4: I'll let him ask the question.
Speaker 3: Can you guys hear me?
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 4: One question he asked, can you hear me? That he
Speaker 4: has to be dumb?
Speaker 1: But actually I saw because now there's like all these
Speaker 1: clip accounts coming up on my for you page on
Speaker 1: TikTok of the podcast, and someone had a comment where
Speaker 1: they were like, oh, like I can't believe like these
Speaker 1: bits they do are just improv and someone some smart
Speaker 1: ass I was like, if I could reach the phone
Speaker 1: and smack the shit out of you, I would.
Speaker 2: They were like, isn't every conversation improv I'm like, are
Speaker 2: you in fourth grade?
Speaker 1: You like the worst person ever?
Speaker 4: I can't get over how fucking greasy I am.
Speaker 2: It's the fucking piss.
Speaker 4: It is the piss. I think it's the pass. I
Speaker 4: should disconnect now? Should I disconnect? Yes?
Speaker 1: You should probably stop your piss and take Also, because
Speaker 1: we had a val that you would only take my
Speaker 1: piss and I don't know whose piss that is, and
Speaker 1: I was I wouldn't want to bring it up.
Speaker 2: I didn't want to see jealous.
Speaker 4: I made one exception pharmaceutical grade piss. You know this?
Speaker 1: Okay? Oh?
Speaker 2: Because mine isn't good enough anymore?
Speaker 4: How am I gonna get your piss in America?
Speaker 1: I mean New Year new piss.
Speaker 2: I guess that's a new thing.
Speaker 4: Yes, actually it is, because if you're gonna be a
Speaker 4: hate as pitch, I'm not going to drink you piss anymore.
Speaker 1: Sorry, Well, you probably shouldn't have my COVID piss anyways,
Speaker 1: So so.
Speaker 4: You're gonna apologize?
Speaker 2: Why would I apologize to you?
Speaker 4: Typical? I need a cigarette? Does it look like I
Speaker 4: need a cigarette right now?
Speaker 1: Girl? It needs you? It looks like you need to
Speaker 1: be put back into being a silo.
Speaker 2: You're serving American horror story aside love.
Speaker 5: I need a cigarette, man, No, I wanted a cigarette
Speaker 5: so bad when the first time I was here, I
Speaker 5: was like, I was itching, but I didn't have one.
Speaker 1: My mom has a puff bar, so thank you guys
Speaker 1: thinking world. My mom smokes puff bars now, but she's
Speaker 1: just like me. She just likes the flavor of it.
Speaker 1: I did not see her inhale a single bit of it.
Speaker 1: She was just tasting it.
Speaker 4: New year knew me. I stopped puffing, and then at
Speaker 4: the very beginning of this year I started puffing again.
Speaker 1: Well because according to everyone, like the world is ending,
Speaker 1: so you might as well do whatever you want.
Speaker 2: Did you see the like not to make this whole
Speaker 2: episode about disease, but like, did you see the Florona thing?
Speaker 4: No, I refused. Actually sounds beautiful.
Speaker 1: It sounds like a beautiful flower that if you touched
Speaker 1: it would like kill you.
Speaker 4: In your brain and its sprouts and you become a.
Speaker 1: New per I might be spreading false information, but I
Speaker 1: like saw on the news in Miami, which is like
Speaker 1: red Flag one.
Speaker 2: It's all the news in Miami.
Speaker 1: It's like florona.
Speaker 2: It's the flu and COVID together.
Speaker 4: So we're literally done. We're done. No. The craziest thing
Speaker 4: is all these okay, this is another thing is all
Speaker 4: of our friends that are like testing negative negative, negative,
Speaker 4: but are sick aren't testing themselves right oh fully, because
Speaker 4: like if you're sick, it's like I'm pretty sure it's COVID.
Speaker 4: It could be the flu, but like all of them
Speaker 4: have been like exposed to COVID, so I'm like, there's
Speaker 4: no way you're sick right now and it's not COVID
Speaker 4: and it's something else. But like I was, I watched
Speaker 4: this video and it was like telling you how to
Speaker 4: like properly test. If you have like a negative test,
Speaker 4: you should use the second one immediately, and it's like okay,
Speaker 4: so they you do the nose swab, but for omicron,
Speaker 4: it really like congregates in the back of your throat,
Speaker 4: So like if you test negative in your nose, you
Speaker 4: should test in the back of your throat with an
Speaker 4: at home test, and if it's negative with that, both
Speaker 4: those methods.
Speaker 2: Test the back of my throat.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're the throat dope.
Speaker 1: I mean, it would be really easy Honestly, I've like
Speaker 1: gone as far as testing like like whatever is down here, but.
Speaker 4: You're deep esophagus.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't test my throat.
Speaker 1: I actually test my like esophagus, oh, because like I
Speaker 1: feel like the COVID is like all down here.
Speaker 4: So I just like you don't have to do that
Speaker 4: at all. You don't have to do that.
Speaker 3: True, I've been testing my butt.
Speaker 4: That's not okay, Kai.
Speaker 1: It just sounds like you wanted to like finger your ass,
Speaker 1: which is like you can tell us that you.
Speaker 3: Look No, I I like wash them since I did that, So.
Speaker 1: My little vanity light has been covering Kai the whole time.
Speaker 4: Has been covering Kai too. It felt bad, weird when
Speaker 4: he moved up into your section, like he moved up
Speaker 4: into the top and like I had to turn his
Speaker 4: camera off one more time and then.
Speaker 3: Move stop turning my camera off.
Speaker 2: Come on, guys, why do you want to be seen
Speaker 2: all of a sudden?
Speaker 3: I just thought it would be cool. It could be
Speaker 3: like a cool little you know we're doing like this
Speaker 3: special episode.
Speaker 1: By a therapist. Don't be trying to be seen by us.
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, message.
Speaker 1: Kai, I haven't spoken.
Speaker 4: How have you been.
Speaker 3: I've been good. I woke up. I think I have
Speaker 3: coronavirus or omnichorn whatever.
Speaker 4: Where's your fucking mask.
Speaker 3: Dude, I'm in a room alone by myself, I don't think.
Speaker 4: But we're talking to each other, so really fucking safe
Speaker 4: of you.
Speaker 3: And yeah, I don't think Drew like understands how the
Speaker 3: internet works. I think we need to explain to him that.
Speaker 4: You don't have to explain to anybody. You don't have
Speaker 4: to explain.
Speaker 2: What Kai is.
Speaker 1: The understanding is I will always pick your side, So
Speaker 1: don't talk to my girl like that.
Speaker 2: Kai, Like, put your mask on.
Speaker 1: If if Drews has put your mask on, put your
Speaker 1: mask on, like you're just one of those people who
Speaker 1: you have to fight it, which I find there.
Speaker 3: Not fighting anything. We're on a zoom call like, it's
Speaker 3: not I'm not going to give you.
Speaker 4: Afraid of maskless people, That's what I'm saying. I'm afraid
Speaker 4: of maskless people.
Speaker 2: We're technically in a room full.
Speaker 1: Of people right now.
Speaker 3: I don't know whatever.
Speaker 1: That's just me though, watching this mask on?
Speaker 4: What is your problem?
Speaker 3: True?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're a freak if you go out on masks
Speaker 1: except for me, I just like, I don't really it
Speaker 1: sucks with my makeup, and I don't like that kind
Speaker 1: of really do it maps resolutions?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, Okay, I guess I'll go first. So one
Speaker 4: of my New Year's resolutions is in twenty twenty two,
Speaker 4: I'm gonna be honking more, honking like my car horn
Speaker 4: more or in his car horn.
Speaker 3: That's a good one. I've actually thought about that. I
Speaker 3: feel like I don't honk enough.
Speaker 4: No exactly, I'm gonna start being like a more like
Speaker 4: agro driver.
Speaker 1: Okay, what is that it?
Speaker 4: I mean that was one of them. Let me read
Speaker 4: this other fucking stupid ass note that I think that
Speaker 4: I was talking about earlier. Never seen a moldy hot cheeto.
Speaker 4: That that has got to be some strong ass bacteria
Speaker 4: to eat hot cheeto dust bacteria, bacteria. Have you ever
Speaker 4: seen a moldy hot cheeto?
Speaker 2: Oh? No, but I haven't seen moldy chips in general.
Speaker 4: Oh I've seen moldy chips, but I've never seen a
Speaker 4: moldi hot cheeto. And that's because maybe we need to
Speaker 4: look at the hot cheeto coating because it could be
Speaker 4: anti microbial and oh my anti microbial, who's hello? Are
Speaker 4: we gonna focus on the mic or maybe no, no, no,
Speaker 4: I'm sweaty again. I had to like shrink down in
Speaker 4: this corner. Stop with fucking mind. I had to shrink
Speaker 4: down to here because it like the light doesn't reflect
Speaker 4: off my face properly.
Speaker 3: Due you honestly look fine. I think you look great.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I might say you look really good. I think
Speaker 1: you're just you're in your head.
Speaker 4: Uh, keep going, you.
Speaker 3: Look really good, and I get super horny whenever I
Speaker 3: see your face. Did any leave? Okay?
Speaker 4: She left?
Speaker 3: You're not gonna leave there right like you're gonna stay
Speaker 3: with me? No, I don't want you to leave.
Speaker 2: I was just making sure.
Speaker 4: You should so disrespectful.
Speaker 3: Please don't leave. I'm gonna freak out and hear alone.
Speaker 3: Please don't leave. Fuck all right, So I guess I
Speaker 3: could just.
Speaker 1: Talking. You're literally not supposed to be talking. Okay, you're
Speaker 1: an attention wore.
Speaker 3: You guys literally left like I didn't. I mean, I
Speaker 3: didn't know what to do.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 2: So now it's the when Andrew leave. It's the Kai podcast.
Speaker 3: That's what I was just trying to you know, it's interesting. Actually,
Speaker 3: did the voices without the video really crazy? Oh my god?
Speaker 4: Podcast?
Speaker 3: Okay wait?
Speaker 1: What no?
Speaker 2: Why does he have to come now?
Speaker 3: All right, so basically the way that cryptocurrency works.
Speaker 2: No, Oh my god, I'm gonna freak the funk out.
Speaker 2: Shut up.
Speaker 3: No, he asked me to carry the podcast.
Speaker 1: Oh right, Your twenty two resolutions should be to ground
Speaker 1: yourself in reality with some bitches and get over NFTs
Speaker 1: and crypto. That's what That's what twenty twenty two resolutions
Speaker 1: for all you NFT.
Speaker 2: Bitches should be is look for bitches in real life.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I thought that was actually Drew first.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, when you I forget what episode it was,
Speaker 3: when you were like, uh, there's no bitches in the metaverse.
Speaker 4: That was one of the most iconic things you has
Speaker 4: ever said. It did it did not get a en
Speaker 4: f love simply it was fucking hilarious.
Speaker 2: Well, you know, jokes are funnier when they come out
Speaker 2: of the mountain.
Speaker 4: And then.
Speaker 2: See, I could be I could be four men, Like
Speaker 2: people only listen when men are in the room.
Speaker 1: Like when men are in the room, they dominate the
Speaker 1: room by default, Like I can say things that are
Speaker 1: positive about men.
Speaker 4: To wait, there's no bitches in the metaverse. Yeah, zero
Speaker 4: bitches in the metase.
Speaker 3: Oh, let's go that was actually, really, can someone clip that?
Speaker 3: Can someone clip that?
Speaker 1: We're not on twitch? What the fuck are you talking about? Hi?
Speaker 2: Who are you talking to?
Speaker 4: How about you find some bitches in the metaverse?
Speaker 1: You were even in focus?
Speaker 3: Oh fuck no I was.
Speaker 4: You were look at the Oh silly little camera.
Speaker 1: What are your other resolutions? Drew?
Speaker 2: It can't just be honking in my fucking car?
Speaker 4: It actually can be uh no, Legitimately, one of my
Speaker 4: resolutions is I want to try to gain fifteen pounds
Speaker 4: of muscle by June.
Speaker 2: Actually, do you want to split a gym membership?
Speaker 4: Yes? Actually I want to do that with you and
Speaker 4: Oryan so bad where we do that three way one
Speaker 4: and then come on, can it fucking focus on me?
Speaker 1: Down? You want to do this? Beautiful?
Speaker 4: Thank you?
Speaker 1: I want to do that because you're not in focus.
Speaker 4: But I have to sit down here because I'm like Adam,
Speaker 4: I'm hella greasy.
Speaker 2: You don't look greasy.
Speaker 1: Just put the blur up on zoom and you'll look beautiful. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I do.
Speaker 1: Go to preferences and then I don't know, you're on
Speaker 1: a PC. You can look pretty like me.
Speaker 4: But yeah, I know. I am so down to do
Speaker 4: a membership three ways, two ways, dude.
Speaker 2: We fully should because I would love to.
Speaker 1: I was thinking about going on more bike rides as
Speaker 1: one of my solutions is just like working out a
Speaker 1: little bit, because that was like probably the best I felt,
Speaker 1: was like when I was working out just to like
Speaker 1: get my like endorphins.
Speaker 2: Moving, and I felt really good and I want to
Speaker 2: do that.
Speaker 1: And then I thought about how I would have to
Speaker 1: definitely take my bike to a bike shop because there's
Speaker 1: no way that the tires at flat on it. And
Speaker 1: I immediately was like, I'm never going to do that.
Speaker 1: I'm just like never, that's never happened.
Speaker 4: The dream dies there. But yeah, I know legitimately I
Speaker 4: do want to, like I want to just get healthier.
Speaker 4: I know everybody fucking says that, but yeah, I think
Speaker 4: it's time for me to start like using my fucking
Speaker 4: body a little bit and not just be like sedentary
Speaker 4: all the time and rotting.
Speaker 1: You could use your body in a bedroom setting, preferably
Speaker 1: at night with me, I.
Speaker 4: Could just like binch pressure, Is that what you mean?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Sure, whatever, Okay.
Speaker 3: Blockchain's work is instead of having like a centralized database,
Speaker 3: you take.
Speaker 1: That you centralized my foot, right, up your ass.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, I can explain that.
Speaker 1: Now. Do you actually don't have any more resolutions? We
Speaker 1: talked about honking here?
Speaker 2: I guess no. You want to get healthy?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I uh, I have that. I want to appreciate
Speaker 4: and rejuvenate.
Speaker 1: It's not the saying that girl says.
Speaker 4: She says innovate and elevate.
Speaker 1: She actually took up innovate. I don't know why, though.
Speaker 1: What's the tea there? Why did you take out innovate?
Speaker 4: I don't know. Yeah, but I want to appreciate a
Speaker 4: little more. And that's my vibe.
Speaker 1: My vibe is to be more incoherent. I don't want
Speaker 1: to have big, lengthy conversations about moral dilemmas or like
Speaker 1: moral ideology and integrity. I don't care about integrity. I
Speaker 1: care about having fun, looking good, having sex, and that's it.
Speaker 2: That's literally all I care about.
Speaker 4: Twenty say too, that's actually like really fucking powerful.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 4: Actually, something that I told Kay is I I want
Speaker 4: to try dating this year.
Speaker 1: Girl? What the hout? Oh?
Speaker 2: Is it because you're terrified that you're about to turn
Speaker 2: twenty four?
Speaker 4: Yeah? No, no, I just was like, I've been like
Speaker 4: alone forever and I think I've grown up enough where
Speaker 4: like I kind of like know myself a lot more now,
Speaker 4: and I think I'm ready to just like figure that
Speaker 4: whole dating shit out.
Speaker 2: That would be fucking awesome.
Speaker 4: Awesome, God, you saneously terrified because I think what I'm
Speaker 4: looking at for and a partner doesn't exist.
Speaker 2: So you said, what you're looking for and a partner
Speaker 2: doesn't exist?
Speaker 4: Yeah, what are you looking for? I don't know, that's
Speaker 4: the thing. It doesn't exist. I have very high expectations
Speaker 4: in other people, and yeah.
Speaker 1: Mm I love dating. I'll put my life on the
Speaker 1: line today. I want a partner.
Speaker 2: And I want friends.
Speaker 1: That's literally all I care about and close and looking
Speaker 1: pretty and having sex.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and being having conversations. Yeah. I think this is
Speaker 4: like a good year to just like have very surface
Speaker 4: level conversations with everybody.
Speaker 1: No, literally, I'm so fucking tired of getting into like
Speaker 1: nauseatingly long conversations. Some people are gonna get so annoyed
Speaker 1: with me, because like, the more the podcast goes on,
Speaker 1: the more I show my colors of just being like
Speaker 1: pretty like surface level and like I don't give a fuck.
Speaker 1: But trust me, at one point I was the most like, no,
Speaker 1: we need to talk about it.
Speaker 2: We need like high communication, we need this.
Speaker 1: That no no no no no no no no more.
Speaker 1: I want I want nothingness. I want to have fun.
Speaker 1: I want to check my ass. I don't want to
Speaker 1: do anything intense.
Speaker 4: No something else. Actually for twenty twenty two that I
Speaker 4: want to do is like like I feel like the
Speaker 4: second half of twenty twenty one, like we worked our
Speaker 4: asses off, and I also want to carry that into
Speaker 4: twenty twenty two. And I want to just like drown
Speaker 4: myself and work, not like drown myself and work, but
Speaker 4: just like like do every opportunity that comes my way
Speaker 4: and like just kind of say yes to more, like
Speaker 4: to like advancing my career. I feel like I feel
Speaker 4: like that's like yeah, because I've been like stuck in
Speaker 4: this mind state where I'm like no, like I'm very
Speaker 4: comfortable where I'm at, Like I like, I love the
Speaker 4: people that I've like like the audience that I've garnered.
Speaker 4: But no, I'm going I'm going big like I want to.
Speaker 4: I want to expand, go bigger, go home exactly. And
Speaker 4: also that that starts with everyone who's watching this, stop
Speaker 4: fucking gatekeeping me, and then yeah, stop gate keeping us bitch,
Speaker 4: how about that.
Speaker 1: I think.
Speaker 2: The problem we'll run into is that.
Speaker 1: The people who do stumble upon this gate keep it
Speaker 1: not because they want to gate keep it, but because
Speaker 1: they know their normal friends won't like it, and they'll.
Speaker 4: They're embarrassed to share us with the world, which is understanding.
Speaker 1: It's like one of those things where like you get
Speaker 1: in the car and like the song at the top
Speaker 1: of Apple Music is playing, like that's just the one
Speaker 1: that automatically plays, and that one can be really embarrassing.
Speaker 1: That's how people feel about the podcast, is like they'll
Speaker 1: be like, oh, can I get the OX and they
Speaker 1: get it and the last thing playing was this and
Speaker 1: it starts playing and they're like, oh my god, sorry,
Speaker 1: I just like I was. I was just cleaning my
Speaker 1: room and I just need like like nothing like I sorry.
Speaker 4: I was just hate listening to them.
Speaker 1: Actually, that's we do.
Speaker 2: I am sure we have to have some hate listeners.
Speaker 1: And I wonder if we've converted any hate listeners to Yeah, actually.
Speaker 4: If you're if you were originally no exactly, if you're
Speaker 4: originally a hate listener, leave a comment let us know
Speaker 4: if you love us now, but if you still hate us,
Speaker 4: go die stinky bitch, sweaty, stinky bitch.
Speaker 1: If you if you are listening to this with hateful ears,
Speaker 1: right now, I'm gonna blow up a balloon with my
Speaker 1: COVID breath and go in your face and fucking pop it.
Speaker 1: On New Year's Eve, we had balloons and my mom
Speaker 1: was blowing them up with her fucking COVID breath, and
Speaker 1: I literally said her.
Speaker 2: I was like, you're across the table from me right
Speaker 2: now creating like nuclear bombs.
Speaker 4: You're literally creating bombs. It was like that one in
Speaker 4: the very beginning of the pandemic where she was like,
Speaker 4: I'm gonna put like breathed into a.
Speaker 1: Yeah, her name is like Riley on TikTok.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Yeah, that's so funny.
Speaker 1: That's literally what my mom was doing. I was like,
Speaker 1: you're lucky everyone here already has COVID, because if you
Speaker 1: didn't know you were symptomatic and you're sitting here blowing
Speaker 1: these things up, you would kill someone. And yeah, but actually,
Speaker 1: on a serious note, a resolution, a few resolutions of
Speaker 1: mine is to read more books. I would like to
Speaker 1: actually read more books and stop buying books, like read
Speaker 1: the books I have, work more, work harder, and kind
Speaker 1: of I am serious about like being more chill, Like
Speaker 1: I don't want to have like any of the anxiety
Speaker 1: I've had for two years about like morally being good
Speaker 1: and like trying to prove I'm good, Like I'm a
Speaker 1: good person, and I'm like over trying to prove it,
Speaker 1: like I'm a good person and I give good head
Speaker 1: like I don't know why, like I have to like
Speaker 1: sit here and fight like for like like to prove that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's kind of it.
Speaker 1: Oh, and grow my hair if by the end of
Speaker 1: the year my hair is it past my fucking tit.
Speaker 1: Let's just say, Drew, you will find a new host.
Speaker 4: You will, you will.
Speaker 1: I give you permission to move on.
Speaker 4: Okay, you're probably first in line.
Speaker 1: Okay, No, Actually that's the one thing is I can't
Speaker 1: replace me.
Speaker 2: You have to get like Oriyan Okay.
Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, actually that's perfect.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you have to get like my three contestants are
Speaker 1: like Orian, Elsie or like Elisa. Those are the ones
Speaker 1: that can It has to be another girl. You can't
Speaker 1: what you're allays just gonna have like the white guys
Speaker 1: who like like Crypto and stuff podcast.
Speaker 2: There's like a there's literally eighty of those like, but maybe.
Speaker 3: Number four would be me on that list, you did.
Speaker 2: What are you talking about? Number four?
Speaker 4: You are like number eighteen oh eighteen, safe, maybe twenty
Speaker 4: because I could think of a lot.
Speaker 1: I could think of a lot of people.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, no, it's fine.
Speaker 4: I mean, okay, climb the rinks a little bit. I'm
Speaker 4: not going to tell you how. I think you know how,
Speaker 4: and I do.
Speaker 3: I do know how. I have to. I have to
Speaker 3: give you head. I understand how to do this. I
Speaker 3: know what you're talking about.
Speaker 4: It's the industry.
Speaker 1: I can't even say what I was going to say
Speaker 1: because if it happens we lost, let's just say what
Speaker 1: I No, I can't.
Speaker 2: I can't say I can't put that into the world.
Speaker 4: No, say yeah, I have wood to knock on.
Speaker 1: Okay, I have wood too, because I do have a
Speaker 1: bulging penis under my blanket right now.
Speaker 4: That's what my wood was.
Speaker 1: True.
Speaker 2: Because I was I was gonna say, I was gonna
Speaker 2: be like, no, the.
Speaker 1: Fourth runner up to replace me would be friendly with duh.
Speaker 1: And then I was like thinking about like Eve Babbitt
Speaker 1: and Joan Didion and Betty White like all passing, and
Speaker 1: I was like, girl, I am she's a bag of bones.
Speaker 1: I don't think she's that.
Speaker 4: I feel like she's like seventy eight.
Speaker 1: Now, I don't know. She might be Yeah, she might
Speaker 1: be seventy something.
Speaker 2: Oh she's seventy one.
Speaker 4: Oh she's got time.
Speaker 1: Hopefully lad's got time?
Speaker 4: Should I just start reading some of my notes?
Speaker 3: You guys didn't ask me what my resolution? Oh?
Speaker 1: What? Okay? Actually I'm sorry, kay, I'm seeing meing you
Speaker 1: what's your resolution? As long as it has nothing to
Speaker 1: do with crypto and NFT and it has to do
Speaker 1: with real life maybe getting into new sweater or like
Speaker 1: new shoes or something.
Speaker 3: All right, So I just like I was thinking about it,
Speaker 3: and I was like, I want to do like a
Speaker 3: real one obviously, and uh I kind of for no,
Speaker 3: and you're come back, come back. I'm serious. This is like,
Speaker 3: this is like serious for my resolution, I want to
Speaker 3: like have less sex, just I had too much last year. So, uh,
Speaker 3: can you hear me? Still? You guys can hear me? Right?
Speaker 1: The only number that's less than two but more than
Speaker 1: zero is one. So he wants to have sex once
Speaker 1: because he said he just needs to have sex less
Speaker 1: times this year.
Speaker 2: So it's like, so.
Speaker 4: You having sex with? Guy, who are you having sex with?
Speaker 3: I've been having sex with Drew. I've been having.
Speaker 4: Ummm, I think it's muted off the rest of the
Speaker 4: like the video recording. I just wanted to apologize, ya,
Speaker 4: it's not that deep. It's not that serious.
Speaker 1: You Like you know how I feel about like having
Speaker 1: sex with people, and like it is that serious for me.
Speaker 1: So the fact that you would even come to my
Speaker 1: face and tell me that's not that serious when it
Speaker 1: is for me, like.
Speaker 2: Cream Pie, if you didn't Fred.
Speaker 4: I cannot wait?
Speaker 2: Why's non calling somebody their cream pie? I want to
Speaker 2: be someone's I want to be someone scream.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, oh wait, I have to invite cut back
Speaker 4: to the video. Okay, so I'm just going to start reading.
Speaker 3: My I was just waiting. I was like, damn, they're
Speaker 3: just not gonna give me the camera back.
Speaker 4: Guy, what's your real resolution though? If you have?
Speaker 3: My real resolution is to not be so dictated by fear.
Speaker 3: I feel like a lot of my decisions, if I'm
Speaker 3: really honest with myself, are kind of rooted in like
Speaker 3: fear and just worrying about what the outcome is going
Speaker 3: to be instead of just doing it because I want
Speaker 3: to do it or if I think it's best.
Speaker 4: For me, that's fucking awesome. Yeah, that's like I was
Speaker 4: talking with Quinn and she was just like kind of
Speaker 4: explaining like sort of the same thing. She was just saying,
Speaker 4: like the second like it's it's not really the same thing,
Speaker 4: but it's like this quote, it's like the second you
Speaker 4: start creating for like financial purposes, like God leaves the room.
Speaker 4: And that really resonated with me in a way because
Speaker 4: I was like, oh, like, not everything I care is
Speaker 4: for like financial gain, but like I have like found
Speaker 4: myself like doing less because it's not profiting me as
Speaker 4: much as possible. And I think that's another thing for
Speaker 4: me this year is to just like create more just
Speaker 4: for myself type vibe.
Speaker 1: That's fucking awesome. Okay, I'm also you trew. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: feel like I don't really I don't know if I'm
Speaker 1: dictated by fear, but I am, like I one thing
Speaker 1: I do want to let go of is like anxieties
Speaker 1: with like timing and feeling like I have to be
Speaker 1: doing certain things work wise. I need to get better
Speaker 1: with that. So like that maybe kind of coincides a little.
Speaker 1: Is like I always see people going on these Like granted,
Speaker 1: who knows if we're going to fucking be able to travel,
Speaker 1: because god forbid, there's a fun another lockdown. But something
Speaker 1: I think about a lot is like there's like a
Speaker 1: lot of like places I want to go, and something
Speaker 1: that always stops me is I get like really anxious
Speaker 1: about like the timing of it, and like.
Speaker 2: Like, oh, but if I do this, then I'm not
Speaker 2: working and like.
Speaker 1: Blah blah lah. And I want to kind of let
Speaker 1: go of that and like have more experiences that aren't
Speaker 1: my like normal, just like random key experiences. I want
Speaker 1: to go out also key not like k e y,
Speaker 1: but like key like k.
Speaker 4: I Like that's something I was thinking about. I was
Speaker 4: like when you said that on the podcast, I was like,
Speaker 4: how many people think Enya is like a coke head
Speaker 4: that she just does bump key bumps.
Speaker 1: I need a key right now?
Speaker 4: I like, you need a key, a key, Let's have
Speaker 4: a key key? Yeah? Like uh That's another thing, is
Speaker 4: like spending money on experiences is like something I want
Speaker 4: to like start doing. Is like because like all we
Speaker 4: all know that, like I literally hoard my wealth. I'm
Speaker 4: like the problem in America. I hoard my wealth and
Speaker 4: I want to start spending it on experiences.
Speaker 1: And I'm the complete opposite. I don't hoard any money.
Speaker 1: I don't think it's real and I have a problem.
Speaker 4: And that's why that's.
Speaker 1: That's actually something I should have a resolution for in
Speaker 1: twenty twenty two. It's be better with spending xcept since
Speaker 1: I've been sick and just have home, I've been ordering these.
Speaker 4: E've been chatted in your bedroom. So that's what you've
Speaker 4: been doing is.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Drew, I got the cutest necklace pendant ever.
Speaker 1: I'm literally going to show you on here and then
Speaker 1: maybe we should get into media.
Speaker 4: Yeah. I have one more note that I want to read,
Speaker 4: so fort but it's kind of really gnarly. So when
Speaker 4: I first came to Texas, I like felt fine, and
Speaker 4: then like two days after I got here, oh you
Speaker 4: got one. Holy shit, it's so fucking cute. Wow, that's
Speaker 4: such a cute necklace. Oh but when I first got here, uh,
Speaker 4: I don't know what the fuck I ate. I think
Speaker 4: it was like my grandma sent one of those like
Speaker 4: like charcouterie board in a box things and like they
Speaker 4: were like, uh, like gourmet slim gems in it or whatever,
Speaker 4: and I like, uh was like I'm gonna uh eat
Speaker 4: a bunch of these. So I like started eating like
Speaker 4: a shit ton of these like gourmet slim gems, and
Speaker 4: I ate like fucking five of them, and like immediately
Speaker 4: my stomach was like, Oh, what the fuck did you
Speaker 4: just do to us? And then like for the next
Speaker 4: two days, I swear to fucking God on my entire life,
Speaker 4: I was actually shitting oil, like orange oil. Like they
Speaker 4: would be like oil slick on the top of the
Speaker 4: toilet water and it was like beads of orange oil.
Speaker 4: It was the strangest thing of my life. And my
Speaker 4: stomach was so upset. It was fucking insane. It was
Speaker 4: literally beads of oil and I would flush the toilet
Speaker 4: and they wouldn't go away. So I had like flesh
Speaker 4: like three times.
Speaker 3: Are you sure this wasn't just like a nightmare.
Speaker 2: Like why did this come up?
Speaker 4: It's just in my notes. I just I needed to
Speaker 4: talk about it. But I shit orange oil, and I
Speaker 4: was like, okay, am I tripping or like like like
Speaker 4: am I dying? So I like googled it and it's
Speaker 4: like something if you eat like really fatty food or
Speaker 4: this certain type of fish or like a bunch of
Speaker 4: these certain type of nuts, and I didn't think I
Speaker 4: ate any of that, but I'm assuming it was just
Speaker 4: like really oily meat sticks that like made me actually
Speaker 4: shit oil. Like I was like, I should have fucking
Speaker 4: collected it and put it in my mind and sound yeah,
Speaker 4: but no, And I thought I was tripping. But when
Speaker 4: I was telling my dad this story, he was like,
Speaker 4: I was wondering what that was in the toilet, and
Speaker 4: it was like, there's orange beads in the toilet.
Speaker 1: Literally me, because my shit always leaves skid marks, and
Speaker 1: y'all are like, what is that?
Speaker 4: I'm like a little snack for later.
Speaker 2: Okay, well, thank you for sharing.
Speaker 1: I'm going to start with my media because I'm about
Speaker 1: to piss and shit myself.
Speaker 2: Let's think. Let's think what I feel like.
Speaker 1: I've watched movie. Oh my media is True Story. It's
Speaker 1: the show with Kevin Hart in it. I'm entering a
Speaker 1: loving Kevin Hart era Kevin Hart hater like most people
Speaker 1: my age, but I think he's an awesome actor. I
Speaker 1: might have even said this in the last episode, but
Speaker 1: I finished the show, so I don't think I did.
Speaker 1: But True Story is fucking awesome. It's very just like
Speaker 1: like drama for drama. And then for oh, I read
Speaker 1: Slow Days Fast Company by Eve Babbitt's Rest in Peace
Speaker 1: so good, duh, such a fun read. Also made me like,
Speaker 1: on top of being stuck in Miami, that book, I'm like,
Speaker 1: I need to go back to La right now. And
Speaker 1: I haven't felt like the urge or love or want
Speaker 1: for being in La in a long time. So that
Speaker 1: book is really good because she's just like unapologetically like
Speaker 1: so into being in LA, and I was like, you
Speaker 1: know what, maybe I do leg it there. And then
Speaker 1: for Mediavarian for root Bread by Hope Sandeval and the
Speaker 1: Warm Inventions or Intentions, Yeah, and the Warm Inventions.
Speaker 2: Fall In by Lauren Wood.
Speaker 1: And Not a Lot Just Forever by Adrian Lenker.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, the Eave Babbitt's recommendation was awesome. I want
Speaker 4: to read that. There's another there's a book that I've
Speaker 4: been meaning to read, uh by another the late Joan
Speaker 4: Didion that Oriyan recommended to me recently, Blue Knights. Yes, yes,
Speaker 4: but I have that one.
Speaker 2: Oh we start reading it together, I'd actually be down.
Speaker 4: But is it a sad book? Though?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Because I think that's about.
Speaker 4: About the yeah, the grieving one. So I don't know
Speaker 4: if I'm gonna do that because that's another thing Kai
Speaker 4: inspired this one. But like I'm avoiding like everything that
Speaker 4: I don't even know this is probably something everyone does,
Speaker 4: but like I'm avoiding everything that like makes me sad
Speaker 4: and ext essential, like in twenty twenty two, Like if
Speaker 4: if I if I like, if it's not actively making
Speaker 4: me like happy, maybe maybe that's what it is. I'm
Speaker 4: gonna have like a hedonistic twenty twenty two except like
Speaker 4: not like fully hedonistic, but like I'm just gonna do
Speaker 4: everything that makes me happy and like avoid all the
Speaker 4: shit like that like stimulates me intellectually, intellectually but like
Speaker 4: makes me fucking cry myself to sleep at night. But yeah,
Speaker 4: my songs for this week are all over the Shop
Speaker 4: by Luke Sanger, Half Blood Prince by Baby Tron, Four
Speaker 4: Horsemen by Jacob err and this One's for You, and
Speaker 4: Otis by the Dirty Column. Yeah. I love the like
Speaker 4: because most of the Dirty Columns music, if I'm not wrong,
Speaker 4: it's just like like modulated guitar, like run through a
Speaker 4: bunch of pedals. Yeah, but this one has like some
Speaker 4: nice percussion in it, and it's really really fun. And
Speaker 4: then I've just been watching a bunch of like shitty
Speaker 4: TV and YouTube, so I don't really have any media.
Speaker 4: I did watch Spider Man No Way Home.
Speaker 2: And oh, that is something I watched too.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that was fucking really fun. And that's another thing.
Speaker 4: It is like I'm gonna start appreciating literally all the
Speaker 4: media that's put out into the world instead of like
Speaker 4: having like pretentious brain. I think I've already been doing
Speaker 4: that though for the last two years, but like I'm
Speaker 4: gonna just start enjoying everything, and like that was just
Speaker 4: like an unforgettable, like cinema experience. It's like for I
Speaker 4: think like myself, and I just really loved it. It
Speaker 4: was really fun.
Speaker 2: It wasn't it so fun?
Speaker 1: Like I won't spoil everything, even though I feel like
Speaker 1: everybody in the world has seen that movie, but like
Speaker 1: when everyone would clap when certain like characters came up,
Speaker 1: and it was just like, dude, I went into watching
Speaker 1: that having no idea what it was about, and even
Speaker 1: I was like.
Speaker 4: Oh no, I was genuinely blown away by all of
Speaker 4: the like all of the crazy shit that happened. Like
Speaker 4: I I same like when all of the Yeah, I
Speaker 4: won't get into it, but yeah, that was really a blast.
Speaker 4: And if you haven't seen it, which I'm pretty sure
Speaker 4: everyone who has here's watching this has seen it, go
Speaker 4: watch that. And that's my media.
Speaker 2: I will say.
Speaker 1: It also made me realize I was such a Spider
Speaker 1: Man kid when I was a kid, Like I watched
Speaker 1: every single Spider Man movie, like it was one of
Speaker 1: my repeat movies. And we also had all the games
Speaker 1: on PS two and like even up to PS three.
Speaker 2: Those games are so fucking fun.
Speaker 1: I like need we should get Spider Man from my
Speaker 1: PS two and like play it again.
Speaker 4: It was like so fucking fun. And yeah, well, thank
Speaker 4: you for tuning into this episode of Emergency Intercom. It
Speaker 4: was a little weird one, but we had to quarantine.
Speaker 4: So I hope you enjoyed it regardless. Happy New Year.
Speaker 4: I hope all of your dreams come true, and I
Speaker 4: hope you have a triumphant twenty twenty two. Also, fuck
Speaker 4: you TikTok for taking my video down. Yeah I probably
Speaker 4: saw that and was like, oh, he took it down
Speaker 4: because it didn't have enough likes. No, I took it
Speaker 4: down because fucking TikTok.
Speaker 1: Took it down as I'm going to take it down.
Speaker 4: For harmful activity. I don't fucking know. Maybe it was
Speaker 4: me holding a gun, but I was like, literally thirty
Speaker 4: videos on my feed today were had people holding guns
Speaker 4: on them, so I don't.
Speaker 1: Know, fucking stupid, all right, Well, thank you guys for listening.
Speaker 1: Hopefully next episode will be back in our grimy little corner.
Speaker 4: Peace, love, unity and response
Speaker 1: By M