WEBVTT - We Got Covid 0:00:16.440 --> 0:00:20.360 Welcome back to this episode of Emergency Intercom. 0:00:20.480 --> 0:00:22.000 I'm sure you're very confused. 0:00:24.440 --> 0:00:28.080 I have bad news. Me and Drew actually got COVID 0:00:28.160 --> 0:00:31.040 over the holidays, so we're both stuck at home right 0:00:31.080 --> 0:00:35.400 now in our birthplaces. Drew's here, but he's taking like 0:00:35.520 --> 0:00:38.280 forever to get on screen. He was here for a 0:00:38.320 --> 0:00:39.760 second and then he was like, oh, I need to 0:00:39.760 --> 0:00:42.839 go use the bathroom and like cough like myself to 0:00:42.920 --> 0:00:45.600 peace before we start. So he doesn't cough while we're talking, 0:00:46.640 --> 0:00:51.040 and he's kind of just been like gone since, but 0:00:51.159 --> 0:01:03.080 I just thought I should start. Oh I'm here. Oh true, 0:01:04.400 --> 0:01:08.959 hold on, No, he's he's being such a piece right now. 0:01:08.959 --> 0:01:11.360 He was fine, he was fine like ten seconds ago. 0:01:13.600 --> 0:01:14.680 What is that? 0:01:15.040 --> 0:01:22.319 What do you have? Hold on? 0:01:22.480 --> 0:01:23.200 Is that pee? 0:01:23.480 --> 0:01:24.279 Does he have pe? 0:01:24.400 --> 0:01:24.600 Gay? 0:01:25.560 --> 0:01:31.039 It looks like piss? True? Can you hear us? Hello? 0:01:32.240 --> 0:01:32.479 Yeah? 0:01:32.520 --> 0:01:33.800 Are you you can hear us? Right? 0:01:34.880 --> 0:01:35.520 Can you hear me? 0:01:37.280 --> 0:01:37.760 Yeah? We can? 0:01:37.959 --> 0:01:39.120 What do you wearing? Good? Like? 0:01:39.160 --> 0:01:39.880 What's going on? 0:01:43.040 --> 0:01:43.200 Why? 0:01:43.240 --> 0:01:43.479 Wait? 0:01:43.520 --> 0:01:45.319 Why do you have a mask on? Also? Like on 0:01:45.400 --> 0:01:47.040 top of everything, where did all this come from? And 0:01:47.080 --> 0:01:49.120 why do you have a mask on? You're literally home alone? 0:01:49.240 --> 0:01:50.080 I have COVID? 0:01:52.040 --> 0:01:55.240 I know, And so do. I actually Kai might have 0:01:55.320 --> 0:01:58.120 it too, so it's like, yeah, you gw up. 0:01:58.080 --> 0:01:59.000 With a sore throat. 0:01:59.040 --> 0:02:01.600 Sorry, hold on, let me it's my my iv. 0:02:05.480 --> 0:02:07.120 Why the fuck do you have an ivy? You don't 0:02:07.160 --> 0:02:08.440 need an ivy. 0:02:08.680 --> 0:02:14.480 It's this new it's this new like drug that they're given. 0:02:14.560 --> 0:02:21.000 It's called PiZZ it's with two z's. 0:02:21.360 --> 0:02:25.240 No, I'm thinking got scammed. I think I think you 0:02:25.320 --> 0:02:27.200 were sold an IVY bag full of piss. 0:02:29.080 --> 0:02:31.320 Well, whatever it is, it's working, and there's. 0:02:31.240 --> 0:02:34.360 There's no cure for COVID. Also, you were fine, like 0:02:34.360 --> 0:02:37.960 two seconds ago. You were fully wearing like you were 0:02:37.960 --> 0:02:38.960 wearing like your normal. 0:02:40.840 --> 0:02:43.440 You're mad at me for being safe. I'm trying to 0:02:43.440 --> 0:02:45.800 be safe here and I give any of youall COVID 0:02:46.320 --> 0:02:47.280 and now you're pissed at me. 0:02:47.720 --> 0:02:49.799 Dude, we're on a zoom call. You're not gonna give 0:02:49.880 --> 0:02:52.079 us COVID CA. 0:02:55.160 --> 0:02:58.720 That's literally why we stayed like in our hometowns is 0:02:58.760 --> 0:03:00.880 to be safe. Like we're being safe. 0:03:00.960 --> 0:03:03.920 You don't have to do yo, mama. 0:03:04.160 --> 0:03:06.840 All right, hold on, let me fix this IVY real quick. 0:03:07.760 --> 0:03:10.640 I'm gonna just push to put it around here just 0:03:10.680 --> 0:03:15.239 so it's like good for me, Just because I need 0:03:15.240 --> 0:03:18.280 it connected at all times because if it actually disconnects, 0:03:18.280 --> 0:03:20.000 I could fucking dies what the doctor was saying. So 0:03:20.040 --> 0:03:22.520 I just have to like make sure it's just like in. 0:03:22.520 --> 0:03:25.399 My wrist, disconnect from what it's like around your neck. 0:03:25.480 --> 0:03:29.839 What do you Oh, it doesn't seem. 0:03:29.600 --> 0:03:30.520 Like it's. 0:03:32.360 --> 0:03:35.880 It doesn't seem like it's actually like going into you. 0:03:35.880 --> 0:03:36.960 You actually know nothing. 0:03:44.360 --> 0:03:45.960 I guess we'll know if it's real. 0:03:46.040 --> 0:03:50.320 And by the end it's like depleted, right, yep, exactly, 0:03:53.160 --> 0:03:58.000 and you have that setup that it's gonna be going down. 0:03:59.280 --> 0:04:02.760 Oh no, he's gone. We lost him. He's done. 0:04:03.080 --> 0:04:05.960 Did he just pass out? 0:04:06.440 --> 0:04:08.760 Drew, wake up, grow, wake up. 0:04:09.520 --> 0:04:10.920 Grow brow. 0:04:14.720 --> 0:04:17.400 Keep going out of consciousness because this fucking muzzle on 0:04:17.440 --> 0:04:19.760 my face is actually making me not there. 0:04:21.360 --> 0:04:24.040 You can just still, you can. 0:04:24.160 --> 0:04:26.200 If y'all are comfortable with me taking the muzzle off, 0:04:26.200 --> 0:04:26.880 I'll take it off. 0:04:27.040 --> 0:04:29.880 Yeah. Of course we're in different parts of the country. 0:04:30.600 --> 0:04:33.520 God, I thank you. I didn't know I was in 0:04:33.560 --> 0:04:37.080 a lobby full of like freaking tucks. 0:04:39.200 --> 0:04:41.400 I was well. I was actually just about to say this. 0:04:41.440 --> 0:04:44.000 Whole time, I've been positive and I've just carried on 0:04:44.080 --> 0:04:46.240 with life like I can't let this like something as 0:04:46.279 --> 0:04:49.840 simple as could stop me. And like I didn't come 0:04:49.880 --> 0:04:52.360 to Miami with masks and I haven't had time to 0:04:52.400 --> 0:04:54.440 go buy any so I've just been like kind of chilling, 0:04:54.560 --> 0:04:55.880 like taking it very easy. 0:04:56.960 --> 0:04:59.279 Wait, so you've just kind of been existing as you 0:04:59.320 --> 0:05:00.480 were before COVID. 0:05:00.640 --> 0:05:04.280 Just yeah, it's my new normal. 0:05:07.400 --> 0:05:11.640 Wait. So you've been like going out. 0:05:11.600 --> 0:05:13.160 Yeah, but not every night because I'm not like an 0:05:13.160 --> 0:05:15.599 alcoholic thing. But like, yes, I do go out every 0:05:15.600 --> 0:05:17.320 other night for a drink if that's what you were 0:05:17.360 --> 0:05:17.680 ask So. 0:05:17.640 --> 0:05:20.160 You've been giving people COVID. You've been a super spreader. 0:05:20.800 --> 0:05:24.120 I haven't been near anyone. I'm only with my friends. 0:05:25.000 --> 0:05:27.919 Yeah, but your friends don't have COVID, so you've just 0:05:27.920 --> 0:05:28.880 been giving them COVID. 0:05:31.240 --> 0:05:34.560 I'm not giving them anything. Also, they said yes to 0:05:34.640 --> 0:05:37.800 going out with me, Like maybe I wasn't clear. I 0:05:38.240 --> 0:05:40.559 was just like, oh, like I have a stuffy nose 0:05:41.120 --> 0:05:44.200 and like a sore throat and like at night, I 0:05:44.360 --> 0:05:51.560 like get a really bad fever. Yeah, but so what 0:05:52.120 --> 0:05:54.200 I'm telling people that I'm sick, I'm just not being 0:05:54.240 --> 0:05:55.400 like I don't want to scare people. 0:05:55.440 --> 0:05:58.760 Really can't. 0:06:00.279 --> 0:06:02.480 Okay, I'm the weirdo. Look at your setup. 0:06:02.560 --> 0:06:05.560 You literally have an I. 0:06:08.640 --> 0:06:16.600 M sorry, the baking is getting disconnected. Yeah, it's so 0:06:16.760 --> 0:06:28.200 hot in a stupid fucking. 0:06:27.360 --> 0:06:30.080 Take the fucking put him it off. Do you have 0:06:30.120 --> 0:06:31.159 clothes on under there? 0:06:31.680 --> 0:06:31.760 No? 0:06:34.360 --> 0:06:35.440 Oh take it off? 0:06:36.320 --> 0:06:36.640 Should? 0:06:36.640 --> 0:06:43.320 I also sorry, but on my end it's kind of choppy. 0:06:43.400 --> 0:06:47.799 You're recording, right, Drew, Yeah, I'm recording because my WiFi 0:06:47.839 --> 0:06:50.760 sucks ball, so it's like not the best on my end. 0:06:50.960 --> 0:06:53.120 Sorry. I literally had to just take that off because 0:06:53.240 --> 0:07:02.440 I am actually overheating and dying. I can't. I can't. 0:07:02.440 --> 0:07:06.800 I'm so ugly. I'm so ugly I need that and 0:07:06.960 --> 0:07:08.600 so ugly and hot. 0:07:11.200 --> 0:07:13.120 Well, on a serious note, also, I just want to 0:07:13.120 --> 0:07:16.520 be clear, I have not been spreading COVID. I've actually 0:07:16.520 --> 0:07:20.840 been sitting in an airbnb so low the past week. 0:07:21.400 --> 0:07:25.520 I have been just quarantining with my family. They were 0:07:25.600 --> 0:07:27.760 kind of just like, if we get it, we get it, 0:07:28.160 --> 0:07:32.920 and we've just been chilling. I'm okay. I literally feel 0:07:32.960 --> 0:07:36.120 totally fine. But yeah, we both did get COVID though, 0:07:36.200 --> 0:07:37.840 which is insane. 0:07:38.120 --> 0:07:40.560 Yeah, I know. And also I was so I was 0:07:40.600 --> 0:07:42.120 one of those annoying people who I. 0:07:42.200 --> 0:07:44.880 Was so positive that I would just never get it. 0:07:45.040 --> 0:07:45.920 I thought you had the guy. 0:07:46.000 --> 0:07:49.400 I was like, you, I know, because I was the 0:07:49.440 --> 0:07:53.320 only person we knew who hadn't gotten it. And I 0:07:53.440 --> 0:07:56.080 was just like, I don't know. I'm just built different. 0:07:56.160 --> 0:07:58.400 I'm different. I kept saying that. I was like, I'm different, 0:07:58.400 --> 0:08:01.880 I'm different. But I'll explain how I got COVID, and 0:08:01.920 --> 0:08:03.960 then you can try and explain, but you don't know 0:08:04.000 --> 0:08:04.920 how the fuck you got it. 0:08:05.040 --> 0:08:05.120 No. 0:08:05.240 --> 0:08:06.760 I literally think I just got it on the plane 0:08:06.800 --> 0:08:07.440 right over here. 0:08:09.080 --> 0:08:15.880 Oh dude. Well I came to Miami and then literally 0:08:15.960 --> 0:08:21.080 like two three days before Christmas, my little brother was 0:08:21.160 --> 0:08:26.760 really sick and I was like, this motherfucker has COVID. 0:08:26.880 --> 0:08:28.760 I was like, there's no way he doesn't have COVID. 0:08:28.880 --> 0:08:33.360 Like he goes to public school and like is around 0:08:33.360 --> 0:08:35.480 a bunch of other kids who probably get it and 0:08:35.559 --> 0:08:36.520 don't say shit. 0:08:36.360 --> 0:08:37.680 And like, if you get it, you get it, and 0:08:37.720 --> 0:08:39.600 if you don't, you don't. 0:08:41.520 --> 0:08:43.440 Is that are you saying that about COVID? 0:08:43.920 --> 0:08:49.280 Exactly get it. If you don't, you don't. If you 0:08:49.320 --> 0:08:56.600 know you know me too, people, Yeah, okay, oh yeah, 0:08:56.720 --> 0:08:58.920 I'm just ugly today, but you can't blame me. I'm 0:08:59.000 --> 0:09:00.960 running fever. I got COVID, like. 0:09:01.840 --> 0:09:02.960 No, you look beautiful. 0:09:03.320 --> 0:09:08.200 I got pissed going into my system. 0:09:08.480 --> 0:09:13.000 Anyways, long story short, brother got it, My mom and 0:09:13.080 --> 0:09:14.880 dad got it from my brother, and I was being 0:09:15.000 --> 0:09:17.079 very cautious and my family was like, girl, like, we're 0:09:17.080 --> 0:09:17.640 all going to get it. 0:09:17.640 --> 0:09:18.679 We're like here in the house. 0:09:18.840 --> 0:09:21.160 And I was like, no, no, I'm so sure that 0:09:21.240 --> 0:09:23.320 I will be the one to not get it. So 0:09:23.400 --> 0:09:27.480 I literally ran away after Christmas, like the day after Christmas. 0:09:27.520 --> 0:09:29.319 I fucking ran away. I packed up my things that 0:09:29.400 --> 0:09:31.440 I went to an Airbnb, and I was safe for 0:09:31.480 --> 0:09:33.600 two days. I don't even know if I told you this, Drew, 0:09:34.080 --> 0:09:39.280 but that laxative is literally what fucking kickstarted my symptoms. 0:09:39.720 --> 0:09:41.760 On top of getting COVID for the first time in 0:09:41.840 --> 0:09:44.040 my life, I got really constipated. 0:09:44.360 --> 0:09:45.239 So I called. 0:09:45.040 --> 0:09:52.560 Drew and I was like, connoisseur, wit you consume like 0:09:52.679 --> 0:09:54.079 the c's are constipation. 0:09:54.760 --> 0:09:58.040 No, no, no, I'm the connoisseur of constipation. I just 0:09:58.120 --> 0:09:59.800 know everything there is to know about it, how to 0:09:59.800 --> 0:10:01.680 get get rid of it, what drugs to take. 0:10:03.120 --> 0:10:05.880 Yeah, So I called the poop master himself, or I 0:10:05.920 --> 0:10:07.920 guess you're not the poop master because you don't poop 0:10:09.080 --> 0:10:15.920 I prefer. Sorry. I asked Drew what to get, and 0:10:16.200 --> 0:10:17.800 I was like, Oh, what's the thing that's gonna work 0:10:17.800 --> 0:10:19.960 the quickest, And it was that, like, what is it? 0:10:20.160 --> 0:10:20.920 Magnesium? 0:10:21.600 --> 0:10:24.920 Magnesium citrate. Normally they come in glass bottles, but I 0:10:24.920 --> 0:10:25.840 bet they were sold. 0:10:26.120 --> 0:10:29.240 My shit was in plastic, so that should have been 0:10:29.240 --> 0:10:33.199 a red flag, but I I can't express Drew. 0:10:33.679 --> 0:10:35.440 I felt completely fucking fine. 0:10:35.520 --> 0:10:38.400 Other than the tall tale sign which everyone is realizing 0:10:38.400 --> 0:10:40.720 now is like the second you feel a sore throat, 0:10:40.760 --> 0:10:43.040 you fucking have it. Like, yeah, you don't just have 0:10:43.080 --> 0:10:46.120 a sore throat, you fully have COVID. And I had 0:10:46.160 --> 0:10:49.480 had a sore throat for like lingering and like coming 0:10:49.520 --> 0:10:51.040 up on me for two days. But other than that, 0:10:51.080 --> 0:10:53.880 I felt completely fine. And I was testing every day 0:10:53.920 --> 0:10:58.080 and kept coming up negative. And then on like Monday night, 0:10:58.320 --> 0:11:02.640 I tested negative literally that night. Then right after drank 0:11:03.520 --> 0:11:06.880 half of that bottle of magnesium, and I'm not kidding, 0:11:06.920 --> 0:11:09.920 due within fifteen minutes, I went from being like normal 0:11:10.000 --> 0:11:11.920 to my health depleting to nothing. 0:11:12.000 --> 0:11:13.800 And I was sitting on the couch and. 0:11:13.800 --> 0:11:16.960 I literally was like sweating, and I got really nauseous, 0:11:17.000 --> 0:11:19.280 and I got like a really bad headache, and it 0:11:19.320 --> 0:11:22.040 fully was just like all of my friends were around me, 0:11:22.080 --> 0:11:23.520 so they were like watching my. 0:11:23.520 --> 0:11:24.960 Health just deteriorate. 0:11:25.080 --> 0:11:27.839 And I was like, go home, cause like I'm about 0:11:27.880 --> 0:11:33.040 to pass away, like I'm about dude. And then I 0:11:33.160 --> 0:11:36.400 like reluctantly was able to fall asleep, but I woke 0:11:36.480 --> 0:11:40.480 up to like an insanely high fever shitting myself just 0:11:40.600 --> 0:11:44.760 liquid ass yea. And then I like, when I woke 0:11:44.840 --> 0:11:47.560 up to shit, I literally felt like I had drank 0:11:47.679 --> 0:11:51.720 like three quarters of alcohol. Like I felt like I 0:11:51.920 --> 0:11:55.400 drank like three gallons of alcohol. I was so dehydrated. 0:11:55.760 --> 0:11:57.400 And then I tested because I was like, I don't 0:11:57.440 --> 0:12:00.800 know if it's normal for me to like I feel 0:12:00.880 --> 0:12:04.400 like this after shitting, and then I tested positive. So 0:12:04.480 --> 0:12:07.600 I think the lats that have gave me COVID. 0:12:08.120 --> 0:12:11.120 The magnesium sit trait bottles are contaminated with COVID. You 0:12:11.160 --> 0:12:12.199 heard it here first, y'all. 0:12:13.120 --> 0:12:15.959 Yeah, we're gonna get our YouTube video taken down again 0:12:16.000 --> 0:12:18.280 because we're sitting here talking about. 0:12:18.360 --> 0:12:20.880 The one thing that got it taken down last time, 0:12:20.960 --> 0:12:25.359 which is bullshit. But I won't get into it. I digress, 0:12:26.880 --> 0:12:29.680 but you just know I'm coming for you. 0:12:30.559 --> 0:12:33.120 The thing is, everyone's like, I wonder what the joke was, 0:12:33.160 --> 0:12:35.080 And the joke literally wasn't even anything. 0:12:35.360 --> 0:12:37.600 No it was it wasn't even a joke. It was 0:12:37.679 --> 0:12:44.000 literally me standing for my opinion, stating my opinion. See 0:12:44.679 --> 0:12:46.920 YouTube is censoring us, They're coming. 0:12:47.559 --> 0:12:49.720 Weren't you just paraphrasing what somebody else said? 0:12:50.000 --> 0:12:52.960 I paraphrased what someone said, And then I after that 0:12:53.120 --> 0:12:55.040 was like, I don't know, I don't believe in that. 0:12:55.559 --> 0:12:57.640 Yet condemned it immediately. 0:12:58.120 --> 0:13:01.080 It's so crazy, which is I think even before you 0:13:01.120 --> 0:13:04.000 said it, I think I like it was about something 0:13:04.040 --> 0:13:06.280 big Nick had said, and I was like, I love that, 0:13:06.320 --> 0:13:09.160 And then you were like, but he does so and 0:13:09.240 --> 0:13:11.800 so and so and so, and I don't. 0:13:12.760 --> 0:13:15.280 But then after that I was like, but I'll let him. 0:13:15.360 --> 0:13:16.680 I'll let him do what he wants to do. 0:13:18.360 --> 0:13:20.840 Oh, allow, what are we gonna do? 0:13:21.240 --> 0:13:24.920 Spread his misinformation? But yeah, literally, my my experience with 0:13:25.000 --> 0:13:29.560 COVID was kind of like easy. I got lucky, but 0:13:29.600 --> 0:13:31.040 I think it was just because I was vexed. 0:13:33.080 --> 0:13:38.400 But yeah, everyone who's like backed up is having super 0:13:39.720 --> 0:13:40.760 mild symptoms. 0:13:41.240 --> 0:13:45.640 Yeah, I just I don't understand. No, I can't. I 0:13:45.679 --> 0:13:47.360 can't even make a joke about it. I can't even 0:13:47.360 --> 0:13:49.160 make a joke about it because I'm scared YouTube's gonna 0:13:49.200 --> 0:13:51.360 fucking take it down. I know. 0:13:51.559 --> 0:13:54.120 No, I'm thinking about how I literally started this video 0:13:54.200 --> 0:13:56.040 off by saying, like what, I just want my friends. 0:13:56.040 --> 0:13:59.840 I feel a little sick, and I like, still go out, dude. 0:14:00.160 --> 0:14:03.480 I can't stress enough to y'all how overheated and hot 0:14:03.520 --> 0:14:05.480 I am. I'm sure you can fucking tell because my 0:14:05.559 --> 0:14:08.280 face is like bright red and I'm greasy and oily 0:14:08.320 --> 0:14:09.520 and disgusting and sweaty. 0:14:10.360 --> 0:14:14.199 I think you look great, Honestly, I don't. 0:14:14.400 --> 0:14:17.319 You're kind of serving Jesus with the like the facial 0:14:17.360 --> 0:14:18.680 hair and the hair. 0:14:19.480 --> 0:14:24.080 Really, honestly, when you came on screen, I got pretty horny. 0:14:24.280 --> 0:14:28.120 So actually, yeah, especially. 0:14:28.160 --> 0:14:32.880 Because your stick of piss it looked like when Moses 0:14:33.040 --> 0:14:35.120 or like whoever the was gonna split the sea and 0:14:35.160 --> 0:14:37.440 they had their big stick, except yours has piss. 0:14:37.720 --> 0:14:40.960 Apparently that's what I was going for. That's what I 0:14:41.000 --> 0:14:43.680 was going for, splitting the sea of piss. I love 0:14:43.680 --> 0:14:44.560 that you caught onto that. 0:14:46.560 --> 0:14:50.160 No, he didn't split a sea of piss, it was 0:14:50.240 --> 0:14:51.360 like just the ocean. 0:14:51.560 --> 0:14:55.760 I think, No drew it. 0:14:57.320 --> 0:15:02.280 Is red, so I see that the period blood seat yeah. 0:15:02.560 --> 0:15:05.960 Because oh oh okay, Now I remember Moses was like, 0:15:06.000 --> 0:15:07.960 get on the boat. The girls had their period. I 0:15:07.960 --> 0:15:10.160 don't want to be around them. I'm gonna chill with 0:15:10.160 --> 0:15:12.760 the animals, and he split all the period blood. 0:15:13.960 --> 0:15:20.080 The squirt blood. Did you know that there's sorry, I 0:15:20.080 --> 0:15:22.160 got a notification on my screen saying there was like 0:15:22.240 --> 0:15:24.560 a forty time minute time limit and we reached it. 0:15:24.640 --> 0:15:26.760 But then it was like, but I gifted you more hours, 0:15:26.760 --> 0:15:28.680 so I was like, okay, whatever, So I wasn't really 0:15:28.720 --> 0:15:31.400 paying attention. However, no, same. 0:15:31.200 --> 0:15:33.920 When I like moved my light because I got the 0:15:33.960 --> 0:15:36.920 notification that I was like the host extended the meeting, 0:15:37.480 --> 0:15:41.360 which is like okay. 0:15:41.400 --> 0:15:44.600 But did you know that church doors, like you know, 0:15:44.760 --> 0:15:47.480 like the doors that like go like this and they 0:15:47.560 --> 0:15:51.680 like they like meet at the top like that they're 0:15:51.720 --> 0:15:54.880 like arched a little bit, did you know? Yeah, churches 0:15:54.960 --> 0:16:00.040 stole that from like pagan ideologies, like pagan whatever, and 0:16:01.960 --> 0:16:05.200 the pagan idea behind those doors was like you're walking 0:16:05.880 --> 0:16:08.360 like you're being welcomed home to the vagina every time. 0:16:08.400 --> 0:16:10.880 So now every time you look at a church, you're 0:16:10.920 --> 0:16:13.520 walking through a vagina and there's vaginas all over the 0:16:13.560 --> 0:16:15.280 churches and they don't even realize it. 0:16:20.760 --> 0:16:23.000 We're fat. Shit that's ever come out of your mouth. 0:16:25.520 --> 0:16:28.920 You're pulling like a carression of like twenty eight. 0:16:31.320 --> 0:16:34.960 No, okay, I actually think it is true, but I 0:16:35.000 --> 0:16:36.880 know that is the most absurd thing I've ever said. 0:16:39.080 --> 0:16:43.320 Simply, Drew, if you're too hot, you can you can 0:16:43.360 --> 0:16:45.040 take the haz mat. 0:16:45.600 --> 0:16:47.920 I've committed to the gag and I have to keep 0:16:47.960 --> 0:16:52.640 going now. You can't. Can't be overheating and sweating. I 0:16:52.680 --> 0:16:55.880 look like I just like worked out fourteen hours. 0:16:56.720 --> 0:16:58.760 You can't take off your fucking hase mask too, because 0:16:58.760 --> 0:17:01.360 then you'll expose that that is not going in your body. 0:17:01.520 --> 0:17:03.200 It has not moved a single like it. 0:17:03.360 --> 0:17:05.359 You actually don't know anything you're fucking saying. And I 0:17:05.400 --> 0:17:06.919 will expose you right now if you want me to. 0:17:06.960 --> 0:17:07.919 Do you want me to expose you? 0:17:08.880 --> 0:17:11.760 Can we see? Can me see where it goes into 0:17:11.760 --> 0:17:14.320 your vein? Can you just like prove no, no, like 0:17:14.359 --> 0:17:15.800 where it goes where the piss is going. 0:17:16.520 --> 0:17:18.960 It fucking fell out, It fell. 0:17:18.800 --> 0:17:22.919 Out, Okay, So why are you okay if you're not 0:17:22.960 --> 0:17:24.520 getting your like piss ivy. 0:17:24.280 --> 0:17:27.280 Because I drinking it. Have you not been seeing me 0:17:27.359 --> 0:17:27.760 drink it? 0:17:29.720 --> 0:17:33.000 I these work? But all right, okay. 0:17:32.680 --> 0:17:35.800 Doctor fucking TI and in youa y'all know so much? 0:17:36.359 --> 0:17:38.040 Oh no, he's getting angry. 0:17:37.880 --> 0:17:39.359 Now, you know. 0:17:39.560 --> 0:17:39.919 I was. 0:17:41.920 --> 0:17:43.560 I was. I was going to give you the plug 0:17:43.640 --> 0:17:45.560 to get a free negative test, but now I'm not 0:17:45.560 --> 0:17:49.480 gonna and you're stuck home. How about that. That's that's 0:17:49.480 --> 0:17:52.240 how I'm getting home. I'm just thinking a negative. 0:17:53.160 --> 0:17:56.720 No one's talking about how like maybe that's something we 0:17:56.760 --> 0:17:59.960 exposed this episode. It's just how many influencers were actually 0:18:00.280 --> 0:18:03.239 like faking negative testing negative. It was it was a 0:18:03.240 --> 0:18:05.600 real thing. It was like that was a real thing, 0:18:05.760 --> 0:18:07.359 that they would be positive but they would get a 0:18:07.400 --> 0:18:09.840 negative test and fake it. 0:18:10.200 --> 0:18:13.280 And dude, fully the amount of times, like we wouldn't 0:18:13.320 --> 0:18:18.440 even have COVID and an influencer would just be like, well, 0:18:18.480 --> 0:18:19.480 if you need if you. 0:18:19.400 --> 0:18:20.800 Ever need a fake negative, let me know. 0:18:21.280 --> 0:18:25.399 Yeah, no fucking cycle. And this was like early in 0:18:25.440 --> 0:18:29.199 the pandemic. This wasn't like late stage, like this was 0:18:29.320 --> 0:18:32.760 like like two months in, Like if you need a 0:18:32.800 --> 0:18:35.320 negative to post online to prove that your negative, just 0:18:35.400 --> 0:18:36.639 hit us up. We got you. 0:18:37.000 --> 0:18:40.520 It was pre vaccine, which is insane. 0:18:40.560 --> 0:18:43.560 Oh what did you do as a pregative for Like 0:18:43.560 --> 0:18:44.440 what would you use it. 0:18:44.359 --> 0:18:46.720 For to post online that you're a negative if you 0:18:46.720 --> 0:18:48.560 got exposed at a party. 0:18:48.760 --> 0:18:50.600 Oh I see, okay. 0:18:50.960 --> 0:18:56.159 The whole exposing party like like that. Sh It's so funny, 0:18:57.000 --> 0:19:00.960 you know what I was thinking at a party. 0:19:01.320 --> 0:19:03.600 So what I was thinking was I have so many 0:19:03.880 --> 0:19:07.080 positive at home tests because I'm neurotic and I swear that, 0:19:07.200 --> 0:19:09.880 like I'll test positive in the morning and then test 0:19:09.920 --> 0:19:13.360 negative at night. So I have so many positives. I'm 0:19:13.359 --> 0:19:15.840 gonna start flipping them and like, if you guys want 0:19:15.840 --> 0:19:18.200 to miss like work or miss like school and you 0:19:18.200 --> 0:19:20.600 don't want to go to school, like hit me on line, 0:19:20.720 --> 0:19:22.840 like I'll sell you my positive task. 0:19:22.920 --> 0:19:25.800 You's got a bunch of positives and then. 0:19:25.680 --> 0:19:29.800 I'll just like I'll like take random different like photos 0:19:29.840 --> 0:19:33.720 like angles of like the test kit before and like 0:19:33.880 --> 0:19:38.240 after it's being used and whatnot. If you guys want 0:19:38.280 --> 0:19:39.560 that true? 0:19:39.600 --> 0:19:40.200 Are you okay? 0:19:42.440 --> 0:19:42.760 True? 0:19:44.080 --> 0:19:45.119 Dru wake up? 0:19:46.760 --> 0:19:49.720 Oh fuck sorry? Like the biggest symptom that I have 0:19:50.000 --> 0:19:53.720 is I just like follow. It's like so fucking weird. 0:19:53.760 --> 0:19:57.840 So fatigue you fall asleep on the microphone like a cartoon, 0:19:58.640 --> 0:19:59.600 it's so weird. 0:20:00.000 --> 0:20:00.880 Can explain it. 0:20:02.640 --> 0:20:04.119 I just feel like you're faking it. 0:20:04.200 --> 0:20:06.120 You're doing one of those because like I have it, 0:20:06.200 --> 0:20:09.560 like I'm but I'm sitting here, I'm like pretty, like 0:20:09.600 --> 0:20:13.399 I look good, Like I look put together, like I 0:20:13.440 --> 0:20:16.840 look really good like someone. Some people would say like, Anya, 0:20:16.960 --> 0:20:19.439 are you sure you have COVID because you look so good, 0:20:19.800 --> 0:20:23.800 and I'm like, yeah, I do, and like for some reason, 0:20:23.840 --> 0:20:26.000 that's one of the symtings I'm having is I just 0:20:26.080 --> 0:20:26.920 look really good. 0:20:27.320 --> 0:20:29.720 No, literally, actually I was blown away when I saw 0:20:29.760 --> 0:20:31.560 you first pop in the camera. I was like, oh, 0:20:31.640 --> 0:20:33.320 and you looks really cute right now with their little 0:20:33.320 --> 0:20:34.240 bow ties in her hair. 0:20:35.160 --> 0:20:37.640 This is the first time I've put on real clothes 0:20:37.680 --> 0:20:41.280 and like looked normal for so long. That's actually a lie, though, 0:20:41.280 --> 0:20:43.520 because since my whole family had COVID, I got to 0:20:43.520 --> 0:20:46.320 spend New Year's with them, so we had our own 0:20:46.359 --> 0:20:49.280 little COVID fiesta because me and where do we just 0:20:49.480 --> 0:20:51.720 had it. So we were like, let's blow up fireworks 0:20:52.359 --> 0:20:55.200 and it was fucking awesome. I wish I bought more fireworks. 0:20:55.880 --> 0:20:57.280 I'm literally a pyromaniac. 0:20:58.480 --> 0:21:03.159 No. Same that night, I was like, you get it. Yeah, fully, 0:21:03.440 --> 0:21:05.240 there's like, dude, they're so expensive. 0:21:06.040 --> 0:21:08.960 It's it's actually, if you think about it, it's legitimately 0:21:08.960 --> 0:21:12.760 burning money, like it's it's setting money on fire. But 0:21:12.800 --> 0:21:15.080 I wouldn't change it for the world, Like it's so 0:21:15.200 --> 0:21:18.760 much fun, just like watching shit blow up and also 0:21:18.920 --> 0:21:21.480 just like knowing that something could go wrong at any 0:21:21.480 --> 0:21:23.720 moment and it doesn't just makes me feel so alive. 0:21:25.119 --> 0:21:27.359 I will say that was making me so anxious. I 0:21:27.359 --> 0:21:29.919 got a really funny video on my handicam of just 0:21:29.920 --> 0:21:33.080 like a tiny firework like zooming up and almost hitting 0:21:33.080 --> 0:21:37.720 my mom in the head, and the first firework that 0:21:37.800 --> 0:21:41.359 my family had set off that night. I think it 0:21:41.440 --> 0:21:46.840 was just like my dad and like maybe my uncle. 0:21:46.960 --> 0:21:50.479 It was like someone in my family like set it 0:21:50.520 --> 0:21:54.880 off and it just fucking exploded incorrectly, and it literally 0:21:54.880 --> 0:21:57.280 sounded like a nuke went off in our yard, and 0:21:57.359 --> 0:22:01.160 like everyone was very off put by it, like uncomfortable 0:22:01.160 --> 0:22:04.120 and just like we shouldn't do this, but of course 0:22:04.119 --> 0:22:06.359 we kept going because God can't stop fun. 0:22:06.560 --> 0:22:09.640 I was about to say, literally like actually nothing can 0:22:09.680 --> 0:22:12.879 stop me from blowing up fireworks, like my literal brother 0:22:13.080 --> 0:22:16.359 died like three days before, and I went and bought 0:22:16.480 --> 0:22:19.239 like one thousand dollars worth of fireworks and blue them 0:22:19.320 --> 0:22:23.880 bitches up. Nothing can si celebration exactly celebration of. 0:22:23.840 --> 0:22:24.920 Life, yep. 0:22:26.240 --> 0:22:30.040 But like yeah, like I said this a couple of 0:22:30.080 --> 0:22:33.080 days ago. But like if I wasn't doing what I'm 0:22:33.119 --> 0:22:36.439 doing right now, like I would be a pyramaniac and 0:22:36.440 --> 0:22:38.240 I would be burning down buildings for fun. 0:22:38.720 --> 0:22:41.639 Fully, you might find that you'd be in jail. 0:22:42.600 --> 0:22:44.920 No, I'd be the best Arson to ever live. 0:22:46.800 --> 0:22:49.080 Simply No, Arson is a poison? 0:22:49.320 --> 0:22:52.040 True? 0:22:54.960 --> 0:22:55.720 Are you sure? 0:22:57.200 --> 0:22:57.760 Yes? 0:22:57.880 --> 0:22:58.520 Look it up? 0:22:58.760 --> 0:23:02.160 Like for real, Arsenic is a poison? 0:23:03.359 --> 0:23:04.000 Who is that? 0:23:05.359 --> 0:23:05.720 You are? 0:23:05.800 --> 0:23:09.879 Literally dumb? I'm leaving. I'm leaving. 0:23:09.920 --> 0:23:11.760 I gotta go, so know what's talking about? This is 0:23:11.800 --> 0:23:15.280 my first coffee in like a week because I wasn't 0:23:15.320 --> 0:23:19.119 having any at the like when I was like symptomatic. 0:23:19.240 --> 0:23:23.560 Oh my god, he fucking laughs. All right, I'm leaving too, 0:23:23.600 --> 0:23:24.760 Like I'm not gonna wait. 0:23:24.600 --> 0:23:33.719 What No, we could just okay, okay. 0:23:32.200 --> 0:23:35.880 Now that she's gone, okay, boys can have a conversation 0:23:36.000 --> 0:23:38.639 and we can just chat and that old time, a 0:23:38.720 --> 0:23:39.840 grand old time. 0:23:40.359 --> 0:23:47.840 All right, about like crypto or sex or something that 0:23:48.000 --> 0:23:49.760 sounded so fucking crazy. 0:23:49.800 --> 0:23:52.520 On my end, it's the. 0:23:52.400 --> 0:23:54.320 Most insane sound I've ever heard. 0:23:54.560 --> 0:23:59.840 The zoom tried to like try to like mitigate, try 0:23:59.880 --> 0:24:00.560 to make sense. 0:24:05.080 --> 0:24:06.800 I was like, can we talk about me? And jured 0:24:07.040 --> 0:24:09.720 for the first time in our lives made zoom accounts 0:24:09.760 --> 0:24:12.360 because you made yours today and I also made mine today, Like. 0:24:12.359 --> 0:24:15.880 I yeah, no, I went the entire pandemic without using 0:24:15.920 --> 0:24:18.080 Zoom because I think this is a cursed app and 0:24:18.160 --> 0:24:21.640 I think it is like actually evil what it's done 0:24:21.640 --> 0:24:24.159 to society. And I want to go. I so badly 0:24:24.240 --> 0:24:26.280 just want to attend in person meetings, but I know 0:24:26.359 --> 0:24:29.160 it's just not good. But like, I think this is 0:24:29.440 --> 0:24:32.439 actually making us like socially dumb. 0:24:33.680 --> 0:24:37.360 Zoom zoom. Why expand on that? 0:24:38.400 --> 0:24:39.080 I don't have to? 0:24:40.359 --> 0:24:42.840 Yeah, Kai, Like oh no, Kai gets a camera and 0:24:42.880 --> 0:24:45.160 I'm on him, and all of a sudden he wants 0:24:45.160 --> 0:24:49.360 to ask us questions and trod ust and explain things 0:24:50.680 --> 0:24:51.680 camera next time he comes. 0:24:51.760 --> 0:24:53.480 Can you guys hear me? Still? Can you at least 0:24:53.520 --> 0:24:53.800 hear me? 0:24:53.880 --> 0:24:54.720 Oh I forgot the mute? 0:24:55.359 --> 0:24:56.119 Can you mute him? 0:24:57.000 --> 0:24:59.040 Damn he's muting? 0:25:00.760 --> 0:25:03.000 See this is the way things should be. 0:25:03.520 --> 0:25:06.640 Did you feel like a sense of like calm and 0:25:06.680 --> 0:25:11.000 like like just like a good energy just rush over once. 0:25:10.840 --> 0:25:14.679 That happened, No, like for real, like when he was 0:25:14.680 --> 0:25:18.400 in here, it felt like this weird like omnipresent, like evil, 0:25:18.600 --> 0:25:21.080 like something evil was lurking over us. And at first 0:25:21.119 --> 0:25:22.639 I was like, oh, it's because we have COVID like 0:25:22.720 --> 0:25:25.440 so like the universes out to get us. They see 0:25:25.480 --> 0:25:27.240 us thriving and they're like, we need to kill off 0:25:27.240 --> 0:25:30.399 this podcast. It's doing too well. But I just realized 0:25:30.400 --> 0:25:31.600 it was it was literally car. 0:25:32.040 --> 0:25:37.240 Oh my god, he's fucking texting me. Oh, put me back. 0:25:38.520 --> 0:25:43.080 Okay, I don't think we should have him back, Like 0:25:43.720 --> 0:25:47.800 what what do we We're a guest having podcast. 0:25:48.080 --> 0:25:50.080 I'll let him ask the question. 0:25:54.640 --> 0:25:55.399 Can you guys hear me? 0:25:56.640 --> 0:25:58.320 Oh my god. 0:26:01.920 --> 0:26:06.720 One question he asked, can you hear me? That he 0:26:06.840 --> 0:26:07.679 has to be dumb? 0:26:14.240 --> 0:26:17.840 But actually I saw because now there's like all these 0:26:17.920 --> 0:26:20.240 clip accounts coming up on my for you page on 0:26:20.280 --> 0:26:23.240 TikTok of the podcast, and someone had a comment where 0:26:23.280 --> 0:26:26.000 they were like, oh, like I can't believe like these 0:26:26.040 --> 0:26:29.480 bits they do are just improv and someone some smart 0:26:29.560 --> 0:26:32.280 ass I was like, if I could reach the phone 0:26:32.320 --> 0:26:33.720 and smack the shit out of you, I would. 0:26:34.240 --> 0:26:37.680 They were like, isn't every conversation improv I'm like, are 0:26:37.680 --> 0:26:39.160 you in fourth grade? 0:26:39.640 --> 0:26:41.560 You like the worst person ever? 0:26:41.880 --> 0:26:44.560 I can't get over how fucking greasy I am. 0:26:46.280 --> 0:26:47.720 It's the fucking piss. 0:26:48.119 --> 0:26:50.040 It is the piss. I think it's the pass. I 0:26:50.040 --> 0:26:54.920 should disconnect now? Should I disconnect? Yes? 0:26:55.000 --> 0:26:57.399 You should probably stop your piss and take Also, because 0:26:57.520 --> 0:26:59.240 we had a val that you would only take my 0:26:59.359 --> 0:27:01.000 piss and I don't know whose piss that is, and 0:27:01.000 --> 0:27:02.280 I was I wouldn't want to bring it up. 0:27:03.359 --> 0:27:04.359 I didn't want to see jealous. 0:27:04.359 --> 0:27:07.520 I made one exception pharmaceutical grade piss. You know this? 0:27:08.560 --> 0:27:09.240 Okay? Oh? 0:27:09.240 --> 0:27:10.800 Because mine isn't good enough anymore? 0:27:11.680 --> 0:27:13.200 How am I gonna get your piss in America? 0:27:13.240 --> 0:27:15.800 I mean New Year new piss. 0:27:15.840 --> 0:27:16.920 I guess that's a new thing. 0:27:17.720 --> 0:27:19.840 Yes, actually it is, because if you're gonna be a 0:27:19.880 --> 0:27:21.920 hate as pitch, I'm not going to drink you piss anymore. 0:27:22.480 --> 0:27:27.480 Sorry, Well, you probably shouldn't have my COVID piss anyways, 0:27:27.680 --> 0:27:30.080 So so. 0:27:30.040 --> 0:27:31.040 You're gonna apologize? 0:27:32.760 --> 0:27:34.119 Why would I apologize to you? 0:27:36.200 --> 0:27:39.600 Typical? I need a cigarette? Does it look like I 0:27:39.640 --> 0:27:40.640 need a cigarette right now? 0:27:41.760 --> 0:27:43.760 Girl? It needs you? It looks like you need to 0:27:43.800 --> 0:27:45.240 be put back into being a silo. 0:27:48.000 --> 0:27:50.320 You're serving American horror story aside love. 0:27:54.680 --> 0:27:58.920 I need a cigarette, man, No, I wanted a cigarette 0:27:59.119 --> 0:28:01.199 so bad when the first time I was here, I 0:28:01.280 --> 0:28:04.920 was like, I was itching, but I didn't have one. 0:28:05.119 --> 0:28:07.720 My mom has a puff bar, so thank you guys 0:28:07.760 --> 0:28:13.840 thinking world. My mom smokes puff bars now, but she's 0:28:13.920 --> 0:28:15.600 just like me. She just likes the flavor of it. 0:28:15.640 --> 0:28:17.760 I did not see her inhale a single bit of it. 0:28:17.800 --> 0:28:18.760 She was just tasting it. 0:28:19.440 --> 0:28:24.159 New year knew me. I stopped puffing, and then at 0:28:24.200 --> 0:28:26.560 the very beginning of this year I started puffing again. 0:28:28.520 --> 0:28:30.960 Well because according to everyone, like the world is ending, 0:28:31.000 --> 0:28:32.240 so you might as well do whatever you want. 0:28:32.320 --> 0:28:34.320 Did you see the like not to make this whole 0:28:34.320 --> 0:28:37.680 episode about disease, but like, did you see the Florona thing? 0:28:38.600 --> 0:28:45.640 No, I refused. Actually sounds beautiful. 0:28:46.160 --> 0:28:48.320 It sounds like a beautiful flower that if you touched 0:28:48.360 --> 0:28:49.640 it would like kill you. 0:28:50.720 --> 0:28:52.720 In your brain and its sprouts and you become a. 0:28:52.680 --> 0:28:55.440 New per I might be spreading false information, but I 0:28:55.520 --> 0:28:58.640 like saw on the news in Miami, which is like 0:28:59.000 --> 0:28:59.640 red Flag one. 0:28:59.680 --> 0:29:00.840 It's all the news in Miami. 0:29:02.640 --> 0:29:03.640 It's like florona. 0:29:03.680 --> 0:29:06.440 It's the flu and COVID together. 0:29:08.880 --> 0:29:14.200 So we're literally done. We're done. No. The craziest thing 0:29:14.760 --> 0:29:17.360 is all these okay, this is another thing is all 0:29:17.360 --> 0:29:20.560 of our friends that are like testing negative negative, negative, 0:29:20.600 --> 0:29:26.120 but are sick aren't testing themselves right oh fully, because 0:29:28.240 --> 0:29:31.720 like if you're sick, it's like I'm pretty sure it's COVID. 0:29:31.760 --> 0:29:34.000 It could be the flu, but like all of them 0:29:34.040 --> 0:29:36.840 have been like exposed to COVID, so I'm like, there's 0:29:36.920 --> 0:29:39.280 no way you're sick right now and it's not COVID 0:29:39.360 --> 0:29:41.960 and it's something else. But like I was, I watched 0:29:42.000 --> 0:29:43.840 this video and it was like telling you how to 0:29:43.840 --> 0:29:46.080 like properly test. If you have like a negative test, 0:29:46.080 --> 0:29:49.000 you should use the second one immediately, and it's like okay, 0:29:49.040 --> 0:29:52.880 so they you do the nose swab, but for omicron, 0:29:52.960 --> 0:29:55.760 it really like congregates in the back of your throat, 0:29:56.000 --> 0:29:58.080 So like if you test negative in your nose, you 0:29:58.080 --> 0:30:00.480 should test in the back of your throat with an 0:30:00.480 --> 0:30:03.800 at home test, and if it's negative with that, both 0:30:03.840 --> 0:30:04.880 those methods. 0:30:07.920 --> 0:30:09.320 Test the back of my throat. 0:30:10.080 --> 0:30:11.440 Yeah, you're the throat dope. 0:30:13.000 --> 0:30:15.800 I mean, it would be really easy Honestly, I've like 0:30:15.840 --> 0:30:20.360 gone as far as testing like like whatever is down here, but. 0:30:23.360 --> 0:30:25.600 You're deep esophagus. 0:30:27.600 --> 0:30:28.880 Yeah, I don't test my throat. 0:30:28.880 --> 0:30:32.400 I actually test my like esophagus, oh, because like I 0:30:32.440 --> 0:30:35.040 feel like the COVID is like all down here. 0:30:35.120 --> 0:30:36.880 So I just like you don't have to do that 0:30:37.080 --> 0:30:38.760 at all. You don't have to do that. 0:30:39.240 --> 0:30:46.080 True, I've been testing my butt. 0:30:48.640 --> 0:30:51.240 That's not okay, Kai. 0:30:51.320 --> 0:30:53.680 It just sounds like you wanted to like finger your ass, 0:30:53.760 --> 0:30:55.920 which is like you can tell us that you. 0:30:57.720 --> 0:31:01.320 Look No, I I like wash them since I did that, So. 0:31:02.800 --> 0:31:06.640 My little vanity light has been covering Kai the whole time. 0:31:07.640 --> 0:31:13.480 Has been covering Kai too. It felt bad, weird when 0:31:13.520 --> 0:31:16.320 he moved up into your section, like he moved up 0:31:16.440 --> 0:31:18.680 into the top and like I had to turn his 0:31:18.720 --> 0:31:20.640 camera off one more time and then. 0:31:20.560 --> 0:31:23.640 Move stop turning my camera off. 0:31:23.680 --> 0:31:26.960 Come on, guys, why do you want to be seen 0:31:27.000 --> 0:31:27.680 all of a sudden? 0:31:30.360 --> 0:31:31.800 I just thought it would be cool. It could be 0:31:31.840 --> 0:31:34.560 like a cool little you know we're doing like this 0:31:34.640 --> 0:31:37.280 special episode. 0:31:36.440 --> 0:31:39.720 By a therapist. Don't be trying to be seen by us. 0:31:40.000 --> 0:31:42.000 Okay, all right, message. 0:31:44.040 --> 0:31:45.080 Kai, I haven't spoken. 0:31:45.200 --> 0:31:45.840 How have you been. 0:31:47.960 --> 0:31:51.320 I've been good. I woke up. I think I have 0:31:51.360 --> 0:31:54.200 coronavirus or omnichorn whatever. 0:31:54.480 --> 0:31:56.040 Where's your fucking mask. 0:31:56.760 --> 0:31:59.040 Dude, I'm in a room alone by myself, I don't think. 0:31:59.320 --> 0:32:03.240 But we're talking to each other, so really fucking safe 0:32:03.240 --> 0:32:03.440 of you. 0:32:03.600 --> 0:32:06.400 And yeah, I don't think Drew like understands how the 0:32:06.400 --> 0:32:09.720 internet works. I think we need to explain to him that. 0:32:11.640 --> 0:32:14.280 You don't have to explain to anybody. You don't have 0:32:14.320 --> 0:32:15.040 to explain. 0:32:16.560 --> 0:32:17.120 What Kai is. 0:32:17.160 --> 0:32:20.640 The understanding is I will always pick your side, So 0:32:20.680 --> 0:32:22.280 don't talk to my girl like that. 0:32:22.440 --> 0:32:24.800 Kai, Like, put your mask on. 0:32:24.920 --> 0:32:26.840 If if Drews has put your mask on, put your 0:32:26.840 --> 0:32:28.840 mask on, like you're just one of those people who 0:32:28.920 --> 0:32:31.560 you have to fight it, which I find there. 0:32:31.680 --> 0:32:34.680 Not fighting anything. We're on a zoom call like, it's 0:32:34.720 --> 0:32:35.680 not I'm not going to give you. 0:32:35.720 --> 0:32:38.680 Afraid of maskless people, That's what I'm saying. I'm afraid 0:32:38.720 --> 0:32:39.600 of maskless people. 0:32:39.840 --> 0:32:42.280 We're technically in a room full. 0:32:42.480 --> 0:32:43.440 Of people right now. 0:32:43.920 --> 0:32:45.120 I don't know whatever. 0:32:45.720 --> 0:32:49.160 That's just me though, watching this mask on? 0:32:49.240 --> 0:32:50.440 What is your problem? 0:32:51.480 --> 0:32:51.840 True? 0:32:52.840 --> 0:32:55.120 Yeah, you're a freak if you go out on masks 0:32:55.120 --> 0:32:57.600 except for me, I just like, I don't really it 0:32:57.680 --> 0:33:00.200 sucks with my makeup, and I don't like that kind 0:33:00.200 --> 0:33:07.480 of really do it maps resolutions? 0:33:08.080 --> 0:33:15.520 Yeah, yeah, Okay, I guess I'll go first. So one 0:33:15.520 --> 0:33:19.640 of my New Year's resolutions is in twenty twenty two, 0:33:20.320 --> 0:33:23.680 I'm gonna be honking more, honking like my car horn 0:33:23.720 --> 0:33:24.960 more or in his car horn. 0:33:27.520 --> 0:33:29.680 That's a good one. I've actually thought about that. I 0:33:29.680 --> 0:33:30.880 feel like I don't honk enough. 0:33:31.120 --> 0:33:33.920 No exactly, I'm gonna start being like a more like 0:33:34.200 --> 0:33:35.000 agro driver. 0:33:39.040 --> 0:33:43.160 Okay, what is that it? 0:33:44.280 --> 0:33:49.000 I mean that was one of them. Let me read 0:33:49.040 --> 0:33:51.480 this other fucking stupid ass note that I think that 0:33:51.520 --> 0:33:56.680 I was talking about earlier. Never seen a moldy hot cheeto. 0:33:57.120 --> 0:33:59.640 That that has got to be some strong ass bacteria 0:33:59.680 --> 0:34:04.880 to eat hot cheeto dust bacteria, bacteria. Have you ever 0:34:04.880 --> 0:34:06.200 seen a moldy hot cheeto? 0:34:07.160 --> 0:34:09.720 Oh? No, but I haven't seen moldy chips in general. 0:34:10.160 --> 0:34:12.360 Oh I've seen moldy chips, but I've never seen a 0:34:12.440 --> 0:34:15.960 moldi hot cheeto. And that's because maybe we need to 0:34:16.000 --> 0:34:18.680 look at the hot cheeto coating because it could be 0:34:18.800 --> 0:34:30.920 anti microbial and oh my anti microbial, who's hello? Are 0:34:30.920 --> 0:34:35.480 we gonna focus on the mic or maybe no, no, no, 0:34:35.520 --> 0:34:39.239 I'm sweaty again. I had to like shrink down in 0:34:39.320 --> 0:34:45.040 this corner. Stop with fucking mind. I had to shrink 0:34:45.120 --> 0:34:47.440 down to here because it like the light doesn't reflect 0:34:47.440 --> 0:34:49.040 off my face properly. 0:34:50.160 --> 0:34:52.359 Due you honestly look fine. I think you look great. 0:34:52.960 --> 0:34:55.520 Yeah, I might say you look really good. I think 0:34:55.560 --> 0:34:56.719 you're just you're in your head. 0:34:57.640 --> 0:35:01.879 Uh, keep going, you. 0:35:01.880 --> 0:35:04.040 Look really good, and I get super horny whenever I 0:35:04.880 --> 0:35:08.080 see your face. Did any leave? Okay? 0:35:09.160 --> 0:35:10.080 She left? 0:35:10.680 --> 0:35:13.640 You're not gonna leave there right like you're gonna stay 0:35:13.960 --> 0:35:16.600 with me? No, I don't want you to leave. 0:35:16.640 --> 0:35:20.480 I was just making sure. 0:35:17.480 --> 0:35:21.480 You should so disrespectful. 0:35:21.560 --> 0:35:23.640 Please don't leave. I'm gonna freak out and hear alone. 0:35:23.800 --> 0:35:30.120 Please don't leave. Fuck all right, So I guess I 0:35:30.120 --> 0:35:30.440 could just. 0:35:33.120 --> 0:35:38.280 Talking. You're literally not supposed to be talking. Okay, you're 0:35:38.400 --> 0:35:39.439 an attention wore. 0:35:40.400 --> 0:35:43.440 You guys literally left like I didn't. I mean, I 0:35:43.440 --> 0:35:44.120 didn't know what to do. 0:35:45.200 --> 0:35:45.560 Oh. 0:35:45.600 --> 0:35:48.759 So now it's the when Andrew leave. It's the Kai podcast. 0:35:49.560 --> 0:35:55.280 That's what I was just trying to you know, it's interesting. Actually, 0:35:58.040 --> 0:36:05.640 did the voices without the video really crazy? Oh my god? 0:36:06.320 --> 0:36:06.760 Podcast? 0:36:07.880 --> 0:36:08.359 Okay wait? 0:36:08.400 --> 0:36:09.040 What no? 0:36:09.160 --> 0:36:10.319 Why does he have to come now? 0:36:10.719 --> 0:36:15.200 All right, so basically the way that cryptocurrency works. 0:36:15.600 --> 0:36:18.399 No, Oh my god, I'm gonna freak the funk out. 0:36:18.520 --> 0:36:19.080 Shut up. 0:36:19.239 --> 0:36:22.239 No, he asked me to carry the podcast. 0:36:22.440 --> 0:36:26.840 Oh right, Your twenty two resolutions should be to ground 0:36:26.840 --> 0:36:30.240 yourself in reality with some bitches and get over NFTs 0:36:30.239 --> 0:36:35.520 and crypto. That's what That's what twenty twenty two resolutions 0:36:35.520 --> 0:36:36.600 for all you NFT. 0:36:36.440 --> 0:36:39.400 Bitches should be is look for bitches in real life. 0:36:40.520 --> 0:36:44.680 Oh my god, I thought that was actually Drew first. 0:36:45.600 --> 0:36:51.880 Oh my god, when you I forget what episode it was, 0:36:51.880 --> 0:36:55.200 when you were like, uh, there's no bitches in the metaverse. 0:36:55.640 --> 0:36:58.160 That was one of the most iconic things you has 0:36:58.280 --> 0:37:00.120 ever said. It did it did not get a en 0:37:00.200 --> 0:37:03.560 f love simply it was fucking hilarious. 0:37:05.840 --> 0:37:08.839 Well, you know, jokes are funnier when they come out 0:37:08.840 --> 0:37:09.280 of the mountain. 0:37:09.280 --> 0:37:09.720 And then. 0:37:11.480 --> 0:37:14.239 See, I could be I could be four men, Like 0:37:14.920 --> 0:37:17.560 people only listen when men are in the room. 0:37:17.760 --> 0:37:19.480 Like when men are in the room, they dominate the 0:37:19.560 --> 0:37:22.400 room by default, Like I can say things that are 0:37:22.440 --> 0:37:23.319 positive about men. 0:37:23.400 --> 0:37:34.160 To wait, there's no bitches in the metaverse. Yeah, zero 0:37:34.320 --> 0:37:35.400 bitches in the metase. 0:37:35.400 --> 0:37:38.839 Oh, let's go that was actually, really, can someone clip that? 0:37:39.160 --> 0:37:40.080 Can someone clip that? 0:37:40.800 --> 0:37:43.040 We're not on twitch? What the fuck are you talking about? Hi? 0:37:43.120 --> 0:37:43.920 Who are you talking to? 0:37:45.400 --> 0:37:47.680 How about you find some bitches in the metaverse? 0:37:52.960 --> 0:37:54.680 You were even in focus? 0:37:55.440 --> 0:37:57.480 Oh fuck no I was. 0:37:57.880 --> 0:38:01.760 You were look at the Oh silly little camera. 0:38:03.560 --> 0:38:05.120 What are your other resolutions? Drew? 0:38:05.160 --> 0:38:08.239 It can't just be honking in my fucking car? 0:38:09.920 --> 0:38:14.279 It actually can be uh no, Legitimately, one of my 0:38:14.360 --> 0:38:16.960 resolutions is I want to try to gain fifteen pounds 0:38:16.960 --> 0:38:18.840 of muscle by June. 0:38:21.120 --> 0:38:25.000 Actually, do you want to split a gym membership? 0:38:26.200 --> 0:38:28.440 Yes? Actually I want to do that with you and 0:38:28.480 --> 0:38:30.520 Oryan so bad where we do that three way one 0:38:30.640 --> 0:38:33.080 and then come on, can it fucking focus on me? 0:38:33.200 --> 0:38:35.440 Down? You want to do this? Beautiful? 0:38:36.440 --> 0:38:36.920 Thank you? 0:38:37.760 --> 0:38:40.200 I want to do that because you're not in focus. 0:38:40.400 --> 0:38:42.080 But I have to sit down here because I'm like Adam, 0:38:42.080 --> 0:38:43.919 I'm hella greasy. 0:38:44.960 --> 0:38:46.120 You don't look greasy. 0:38:47.239 --> 0:38:53.400 Just put the blur up on zoom and you'll look beautiful. Yeah. 0:38:54.920 --> 0:38:55.600 I do. 0:38:57.200 --> 0:39:01.920 Go to preferences and then I don't know, you're on 0:39:01.960 --> 0:39:04.360 a PC. You can look pretty like me. 0:39:07.520 --> 0:39:11.600 But yeah, I know. I am so down to do 0:39:12.160 --> 0:39:18.640 a membership three ways, two ways, dude. 0:39:18.360 --> 0:39:20.120 We fully should because I would love to. 0:39:20.560 --> 0:39:23.440 I was thinking about going on more bike rides as 0:39:23.480 --> 0:39:26.759 one of my solutions is just like working out a 0:39:26.760 --> 0:39:29.560 little bit, because that was like probably the best I felt, 0:39:29.680 --> 0:39:31.440 was like when I was working out just to like 0:39:31.480 --> 0:39:33.560 get my like endorphins. 0:39:33.320 --> 0:39:36.480 Moving, and I felt really good and I want to 0:39:36.480 --> 0:39:36.799 do that. 0:39:37.040 --> 0:39:38.719 And then I thought about how I would have to 0:39:38.760 --> 0:39:42.000 definitely take my bike to a bike shop because there's 0:39:42.080 --> 0:39:44.359 no way that the tires at flat on it. And 0:39:44.400 --> 0:39:46.480 I immediately was like, I'm never going to do that. 0:39:46.840 --> 0:39:48.800 I'm just like never, that's never happened. 0:39:49.040 --> 0:39:52.360 The dream dies there. But yeah, I know legitimately I 0:39:52.400 --> 0:39:55.160 do want to, like I want to just get healthier. 0:39:55.840 --> 0:40:00.640 I know everybody fucking says that, but yeah, I think 0:40:00.680 --> 0:40:02.880 it's time for me to start like using my fucking 0:40:02.880 --> 0:40:05.200 body a little bit and not just be like sedentary 0:40:05.239 --> 0:40:06.160 all the time and rotting. 0:40:07.600 --> 0:40:11.840 You could use your body in a bedroom setting, preferably 0:40:11.880 --> 0:40:13.560 at night with me, I. 0:40:15.719 --> 0:40:18.160 Could just like binch pressure, Is that what you mean? 0:40:21.200 --> 0:40:36.160 Yeah? Sure, whatever, Okay. 0:40:33.640 --> 0:40:39.000 Blockchain's work is instead of having like a centralized database, 0:40:39.280 --> 0:40:39.880 you take. 0:40:39.719 --> 0:40:50.560 That you centralized my foot, right, up your ass. 0:40:53.480 --> 0:40:54.920 Okay, yeah, I can explain that. 0:40:57.040 --> 0:41:00.239 Now. Do you actually don't have any more resolutions? We 0:41:00.239 --> 0:41:01.200 talked about honking here? 0:41:01.239 --> 0:41:02.960 I guess no. You want to get healthy? 0:41:03.320 --> 0:41:13.560 Yeah, I uh, I have that. I want to appreciate 0:41:13.560 --> 0:41:14.359 and rejuvenate. 0:41:16.600 --> 0:41:18.440 It's not the saying that girl says. 0:41:18.960 --> 0:41:20.560 She says innovate and elevate. 0:41:21.440 --> 0:41:23.880 She actually took up innovate. I don't know why, though. 0:41:24.920 --> 0:41:26.840 What's the tea there? Why did you take out innovate? 0:41:27.280 --> 0:41:29.719 I don't know. Yeah, but I want to appreciate a 0:41:29.760 --> 0:41:33.760 little more. And that's my vibe. 0:41:37.360 --> 0:41:44.120 My vibe is to be more incoherent. I don't want 0:41:44.120 --> 0:41:47.880 to have big, lengthy conversations about moral dilemmas or like 0:41:48.880 --> 0:41:52.680 moral ideology and integrity. I don't care about integrity. I 0:41:52.760 --> 0:42:02.000 care about having fun, looking good, having sex, and that's it. 0:42:02.160 --> 0:42:03.479 That's literally all I care about. 0:42:03.600 --> 0:42:06.880 Twenty say too, that's actually like really fucking powerful. 0:42:07.640 --> 0:42:07.719 No. 0:42:07.920 --> 0:42:10.560 Actually, something that I told Kay is I I want 0:42:10.600 --> 0:42:12.120 to try dating this year. 0:42:15.120 --> 0:42:17.080 Girl? What the hout? Oh? 0:42:17.160 --> 0:42:19.160 Is it because you're terrified that you're about to turn 0:42:19.200 --> 0:42:19.759 twenty four? 0:42:22.960 --> 0:42:28.160 Yeah? No, no, I just was like, I've been like 0:42:30.200 --> 0:42:35.240 alone forever and I think I've grown up enough where 0:42:35.280 --> 0:42:38.640 like I kind of like know myself a lot more now, 0:42:38.920 --> 0:42:42.399 and I think I'm ready to just like figure that 0:42:42.600 --> 0:42:44.680 whole dating shit out. 0:42:45.239 --> 0:42:46.800 That would be fucking awesome. 0:42:47.480 --> 0:42:50.160 Awesome, God, you saneously terrified because I think what I'm 0:42:50.160 --> 0:42:52.480 looking at for and a partner doesn't exist. 0:42:52.640 --> 0:42:56.480 So you said, what you're looking for and a partner 0:42:56.520 --> 0:42:57.240 doesn't exist? 0:42:57.560 --> 0:43:02.960 Yeah, what are you looking for? I don't know, that's 0:43:03.000 --> 0:43:07.120 the thing. It doesn't exist. I have very high expectations 0:43:07.120 --> 0:43:09.960 in other people, and yeah. 0:43:11.960 --> 0:43:16.799 Mm I love dating. I'll put my life on the 0:43:16.840 --> 0:43:20.240 line today. I want a partner. 0:43:22.719 --> 0:43:23.600 And I want friends. 0:43:23.920 --> 0:43:26.720 That's literally all I care about and close and looking 0:43:26.760 --> 0:43:28.400 pretty and having sex. 0:43:28.800 --> 0:43:34.520 Yeah, and being having conversations. Yeah. I think this is 0:43:34.520 --> 0:43:37.920 like a good year to just like have very surface 0:43:38.000 --> 0:43:39.719 level conversations with everybody. 0:43:41.080 --> 0:43:43.560 No, literally, I'm so fucking tired of getting into like 0:43:43.719 --> 0:43:47.600 nauseatingly long conversations. Some people are gonna get so annoyed 0:43:47.600 --> 0:43:49.480 with me, because like, the more the podcast goes on, 0:43:49.760 --> 0:43:52.000 the more I show my colors of just being like 0:43:52.960 --> 0:43:55.719 pretty like surface level and like I don't give a fuck. 0:43:55.920 --> 0:43:59.760 But trust me, at one point I was the most like, no, 0:44:00.080 --> 0:44:01.120 we need to talk about it. 0:44:01.120 --> 0:44:03.839 We need like high communication, we need this. 0:44:03.920 --> 0:44:07.719 That no no no no no no no no more. 0:44:08.080 --> 0:44:11.719 I want I want nothingness. I want to have fun. 0:44:11.800 --> 0:44:13.360 I want to check my ass. I don't want to 0:44:13.400 --> 0:44:14.920 do anything intense. 0:44:15.719 --> 0:44:19.080 No something else. Actually for twenty twenty two that I 0:44:19.080 --> 0:44:23.200 want to do is like like I feel like the 0:44:23.239 --> 0:44:25.600 second half of twenty twenty one, like we worked our 0:44:25.680 --> 0:44:30.040 asses off, and I also want to carry that into 0:44:30.080 --> 0:44:32.920 twenty twenty two. And I want to just like drown 0:44:32.960 --> 0:44:35.759 myself and work, not like drown myself and work, but 0:44:35.880 --> 0:44:40.360 just like like do every opportunity that comes my way 0:44:40.400 --> 0:44:45.160 and like just kind of say yes to more, like 0:44:45.560 --> 0:44:50.120 to like advancing my career. I feel like I feel 0:44:50.160 --> 0:44:54.319 like that's like yeah, because I've been like stuck in 0:44:54.360 --> 0:44:56.520 this mind state where I'm like no, like I'm very 0:44:56.560 --> 0:45:00.080 comfortable where I'm at, Like I like, I love the 0:45:00.080 --> 0:45:03.760 people that I've like like the audience that I've garnered. 0:45:03.800 --> 0:45:06.680 But no, I'm going I'm going big like I want to. 0:45:06.760 --> 0:45:11.000 I want to expand, go bigger, go home exactly. And 0:45:11.040 --> 0:45:15.640 also that that starts with everyone who's watching this, stop 0:45:15.680 --> 0:45:19.200 fucking gatekeeping me, and then yeah, stop gate keeping us bitch, 0:45:20.719 --> 0:45:21.319 how about that. 0:45:22.680 --> 0:45:23.280 I think. 0:45:26.040 --> 0:45:28.799 The problem we'll run into is that. 0:45:30.120 --> 0:45:33.040 The people who do stumble upon this gate keep it 0:45:33.200 --> 0:45:35.400 not because they want to gate keep it, but because 0:45:35.400 --> 0:45:37.960 they know their normal friends won't like it, and they'll. 0:45:38.719 --> 0:45:41.640 They're embarrassed to share us with the world, which is understanding. 0:45:43.000 --> 0:45:44.799 It's like one of those things where like you get 0:45:44.840 --> 0:45:46.799 in the car and like the song at the top 0:45:46.840 --> 0:45:48.960 of Apple Music is playing, like that's just the one 0:45:48.960 --> 0:45:51.680 that automatically plays, and that one can be really embarrassing. 0:45:52.040 --> 0:45:54.160 That's how people feel about the podcast, is like they'll 0:45:54.160 --> 0:45:55.560 be like, oh, can I get the OX and they 0:45:55.560 --> 0:45:57.840 get it and the last thing playing was this and 0:45:57.880 --> 0:45:59.840 it starts playing and they're like, oh my god, sorry, 0:45:59.840 --> 0:46:02.239 I just like I was. I was just cleaning my 0:46:02.320 --> 0:46:05.120 room and I just need like like nothing like I sorry. 0:46:05.160 --> 0:46:06.480 I was just hate listening to them. 0:46:06.520 --> 0:46:11.080 Actually, that's we do. 0:46:11.280 --> 0:46:13.719 I am sure we have to have some hate listeners. 0:46:13.719 --> 0:46:18.719 And I wonder if we've converted any hate listeners to Yeah, actually. 0:46:18.400 --> 0:46:22.239 If you're if you were originally no exactly, if you're 0:46:22.280 --> 0:46:24.880 originally a hate listener, leave a comment let us know 0:46:24.920 --> 0:46:26.960 if you love us now, but if you still hate us, 0:46:27.120 --> 0:46:31.040 go die stinky bitch, sweaty, stinky bitch. 0:46:31.520 --> 0:46:33.759 If you if you are listening to this with hateful ears, 0:46:33.800 --> 0:46:35.920 right now, I'm gonna blow up a balloon with my 0:46:36.000 --> 0:46:40.520 COVID breath and go in your face and fucking pop it. 0:46:41.160 --> 0:46:43.600 On New Year's Eve, we had balloons and my mom 0:46:43.719 --> 0:46:45.759 was blowing them up with her fucking COVID breath, and 0:46:45.800 --> 0:46:46.680 I literally said her. 0:46:46.719 --> 0:46:49.040 I was like, you're across the table from me right 0:46:49.040 --> 0:46:50.920 now creating like nuclear bombs. 0:46:51.239 --> 0:46:55.560 You're literally creating bombs. It was like that one in 0:46:55.560 --> 0:46:57.600 the very beginning of the pandemic where she was like, 0:46:57.960 --> 0:46:59.920 I'm gonna put like breathed into a. 0:47:00.560 --> 0:47:04.360 Yeah, her name is like Riley on TikTok. 0:47:04.640 --> 0:47:06.840 Yeah, Yeah, that's so funny. 0:47:07.800 --> 0:47:09.759 That's literally what my mom was doing. I was like, 0:47:10.360 --> 0:47:14.080 you're lucky everyone here already has COVID, because if you 0:47:14.080 --> 0:47:16.160 didn't know you were symptomatic and you're sitting here blowing 0:47:16.160 --> 0:47:24.360 these things up, you would kill someone. And yeah, but actually, 0:47:24.680 --> 0:47:27.520 on a serious note, a resolution, a few resolutions of 0:47:27.520 --> 0:47:32.960 mine is to read more books. I would like to 0:47:33.200 --> 0:47:35.960 actually read more books and stop buying books, like read 0:47:36.000 --> 0:47:45.879 the books I have, work more, work harder, and kind 0:47:45.880 --> 0:47:49.040 of I am serious about like being more chill, Like 0:47:49.080 --> 0:47:51.680 I don't want to have like any of the anxiety 0:47:51.719 --> 0:47:54.920 I've had for two years about like morally being good 0:47:55.080 --> 0:47:57.360 and like trying to prove I'm good, Like I'm a 0:47:57.400 --> 0:48:00.200 good person, and I'm like over trying to prove it, 0:48:00.320 --> 0:48:03.279 like I'm a good person and I give good head 0:48:03.320 --> 0:48:04.960 like I don't know why, like I have to like 0:48:05.000 --> 0:48:10.040 sit here and fight like for like like to prove that. 0:48:12.680 --> 0:48:13.480 Yeah, that's kind of it. 0:48:13.560 --> 0:48:15.160 Oh, and grow my hair if by the end of 0:48:15.200 --> 0:48:18.439 the year my hair is it past my fucking tit. 0:48:20.160 --> 0:48:22.359 Let's just say, Drew, you will find a new host. 0:48:22.440 --> 0:48:23.120 You will, you will. 0:48:23.239 --> 0:48:24.560 I give you permission to move on. 0:48:25.600 --> 0:48:27.880 Okay, you're probably first in line. 0:48:28.000 --> 0:48:31.319 Okay, No, Actually that's the one thing is I can't 0:48:31.320 --> 0:48:31.759 replace me. 0:48:32.040 --> 0:48:34.200 You have to get like Oriyan Okay. 0:48:33.960 --> 0:48:36.480 Okay, yeah, actually that's perfect. 0:48:36.719 --> 0:48:39.480 Yeah, you have to get like my three contestants are 0:48:39.560 --> 0:48:43.120 like Orian, Elsie or like Elisa. Those are the ones 0:48:43.160 --> 0:48:45.359 that can It has to be another girl. You can't 0:48:45.360 --> 0:48:47.400 what you're allays just gonna have like the white guys 0:48:47.440 --> 0:48:49.800 who like like Crypto and stuff podcast. 0:48:49.880 --> 0:48:54.960 There's like a there's literally eighty of those like, but maybe. 0:48:54.800 --> 0:48:57.640 Number four would be me on that list, you did. 0:48:57.880 --> 0:48:59.799 What are you talking about? Number four? 0:49:00.840 --> 0:49:06.680 You are like number eighteen oh eighteen, safe, maybe twenty 0:49:06.719 --> 0:49:08.440 because I could think of a lot. 0:49:08.560 --> 0:49:10.080 I could think of a lot of people. 0:49:11.800 --> 0:49:14.880 Okay, yeah, no, it's fine. 0:49:15.360 --> 0:49:18.080 I mean, okay, climb the rinks a little bit. I'm 0:49:18.120 --> 0:49:20.279 not going to tell you how. I think you know how, 0:49:20.800 --> 0:49:21.480 and I do. 0:49:21.680 --> 0:49:24.759 I do know how. I have to. I have to 0:49:24.800 --> 0:49:27.360 give you head. I understand how to do this. I 0:49:27.760 --> 0:49:28.600 know what you're talking about. 0:49:28.680 --> 0:49:29.480 It's the industry. 0:49:31.120 --> 0:49:35.640 I can't even say what I was going to say 0:49:35.640 --> 0:49:39.839 because if it happens we lost, let's just say what 0:49:39.880 --> 0:49:41.480 I No, I can't. 0:49:41.480 --> 0:49:43.560 I can't say I can't put that into the world. 0:49:44.040 --> 0:49:46.400 No, say yeah, I have wood to knock on. 0:49:47.560 --> 0:49:51.560 Okay, I have wood too, because I do have a 0:49:51.560 --> 0:49:53.640 bulging penis under my blanket right now. 0:49:53.960 --> 0:49:55.160 That's what my wood was. 0:49:56.840 --> 0:49:57.080 True. 0:49:59.520 --> 0:50:00.879 Because I was I was gonna say, I was gonna 0:50:00.880 --> 0:50:01.520 be like, no, the. 0:50:01.440 --> 0:50:05.759 Fourth runner up to replace me would be friendly with duh. 0:50:05.760 --> 0:50:10.160 And then I was like thinking about like Eve Babbitt 0:50:10.360 --> 0:50:15.480 and Joan Didion and Betty White like all passing, and 0:50:15.520 --> 0:50:22.440 I was like, girl, I am she's a bag of bones. 0:50:24.000 --> 0:50:24.920 I don't think she's that. 0:50:25.920 --> 0:50:27.239 I feel like she's like seventy eight. 0:50:27.320 --> 0:50:32.480 Now, I don't know. She might be Yeah, she might 0:50:32.520 --> 0:50:33.320 be seventy something. 0:50:34.080 --> 0:50:35.080 Oh she's seventy one. 0:50:35.600 --> 0:50:36.680 Oh she's got time. 0:50:37.960 --> 0:50:39.800 Hopefully lad's got time? 0:50:39.960 --> 0:50:41.800 Should I just start reading some of my notes? 0:50:43.160 --> 0:50:46.000 You guys didn't ask me what my resolution? Oh? 0:50:46.640 --> 0:50:49.560 What? Okay? Actually I'm sorry, kay, I'm seeing meing you 0:50:50.480 --> 0:50:52.680 what's your resolution? As long as it has nothing to 0:50:52.719 --> 0:50:54.840 do with crypto and NFT and it has to do 0:50:54.880 --> 0:50:57.520 with real life maybe getting into new sweater or like 0:50:57.600 --> 0:50:58.479 new shoes or something. 0:51:00.200 --> 0:51:03.680 All right, So I just like I was thinking about it, 0:51:03.719 --> 0:51:06.160 and I was like, I want to do like a 0:51:06.200 --> 0:51:12.360 real one obviously, and uh I kind of for no, 0:51:12.520 --> 0:51:14.680 and you're come back, come back. I'm serious. This is like, 0:51:14.800 --> 0:51:18.480 this is like serious for my resolution, I want to 0:51:18.960 --> 0:51:24.359 like have less sex, just I had too much last year. So, uh, 0:51:25.120 --> 0:51:27.960 can you hear me? Still? You guys can hear me? Right? 0:51:28.520 --> 0:51:31.680 The only number that's less than two but more than 0:51:31.800 --> 0:51:36.279 zero is one. So he wants to have sex once 0:51:36.280 --> 0:51:37.959 because he said he just needs to have sex less 0:51:38.000 --> 0:51:40.600 times this year. 0:51:40.680 --> 0:51:43.279 So it's like, so. 0:51:43.280 --> 0:51:52.200 You having sex with? Guy, who are you having sex with? 0:51:53.960 --> 0:51:56.360 I've been having sex with Drew. I've been having. 0:52:01.160 --> 0:52:06.680 Ummm, I think it's muted off the rest of the 0:52:07.040 --> 0:52:12.719 like the video recording. I just wanted to apologize, ya, 0:52:16.280 --> 0:52:18.800 it's not that deep. It's not that serious. 0:52:20.160 --> 0:52:25.400 You Like you know how I feel about like having 0:52:25.440 --> 0:52:27.880 sex with people, and like it is that serious for me. 0:52:27.960 --> 0:52:30.200 So the fact that you would even come to my 0:52:30.280 --> 0:52:32.640 face and tell me that's not that serious when it 0:52:32.800 --> 0:52:34.600 is for me, like. 0:52:37.520 --> 0:52:41.760 Cream Pie, if you didn't Fred. 0:52:44.280 --> 0:52:45.920 I cannot wait? 0:52:46.040 --> 0:52:48.880 Why's non calling somebody their cream pie? I want to 0:52:48.880 --> 0:52:51.000 be someone's I want to be someone scream. 0:52:53.960 --> 0:52:56.319 Oh yeah, oh wait, I have to invite cut back 0:52:56.320 --> 0:53:00.960 to the video. Okay, so I'm just going to start reading. 0:53:00.840 --> 0:53:03.399 My I was just waiting. I was like, damn, they're 0:53:03.440 --> 0:53:04.839 just not gonna give me the camera back. 0:53:06.040 --> 0:53:08.680 Guy, what's your real resolution though? If you have? 0:53:09.560 --> 0:53:14.360 My real resolution is to not be so dictated by fear. 0:53:14.480 --> 0:53:17.480 I feel like a lot of my decisions, if I'm 0:53:17.520 --> 0:53:21.120 really honest with myself, are kind of rooted in like 0:53:22.000 --> 0:53:24.960 fear and just worrying about what the outcome is going 0:53:25.000 --> 0:53:26.839 to be instead of just doing it because I want 0:53:26.840 --> 0:53:28.920 to do it or if I think it's best. 0:53:28.680 --> 0:53:32.640 For me, that's fucking awesome. Yeah, that's like I was 0:53:32.680 --> 0:53:35.120 talking with Quinn and she was just like kind of 0:53:35.120 --> 0:53:38.120 explaining like sort of the same thing. She was just saying, 0:53:38.200 --> 0:53:42.879 like the second like it's it's not really the same thing, 0:53:42.880 --> 0:53:44.920 but it's like this quote, it's like the second you 0:53:44.960 --> 0:53:53.840 start creating for like financial purposes, like God leaves the room. 0:53:54.400 --> 0:53:57.439 And that really resonated with me in a way because 0:53:57.480 --> 0:54:00.719 I was like, oh, like, not everything I care is 0:54:00.840 --> 0:54:05.320 for like financial gain, but like I have like found 0:54:05.320 --> 0:54:11.799 myself like doing less because it's not profiting me as 0:54:11.880 --> 0:54:14.840 much as possible. And I think that's another thing for 0:54:15.000 --> 0:54:19.759 me this year is to just like create more just 0:54:19.800 --> 0:54:25.600 for myself type vibe. 0:54:25.920 --> 0:54:30.400 That's fucking awesome. Okay, I'm also you trew. Yeah, I 0:54:30.400 --> 0:54:33.799 feel like I don't really I don't know if I'm 0:54:33.840 --> 0:54:39.480 dictated by fear, but I am, like I one thing 0:54:39.520 --> 0:54:42.120 I do want to let go of is like anxieties 0:54:42.719 --> 0:54:45.319 with like timing and feeling like I have to be 0:54:45.400 --> 0:54:48.759 doing certain things work wise. I need to get better 0:54:48.800 --> 0:54:52.760 with that. So like that maybe kind of coincides a little. 0:54:52.880 --> 0:54:56.040 Is like I always see people going on these Like granted, 0:54:56.080 --> 0:54:58.400 who knows if we're going to fucking be able to travel, 0:54:58.480 --> 0:55:01.640 because god forbid, there's a fun another lockdown. But something 0:55:01.680 --> 0:55:03.520 I think about a lot is like there's like a 0:55:03.560 --> 0:55:06.840 lot of like places I want to go, and something 0:55:06.840 --> 0:55:08.960 that always stops me is I get like really anxious 0:55:08.960 --> 0:55:15.200 about like the timing of it, and like. 0:55:12.960 --> 0:55:15.040 Like, oh, but if I do this, then I'm not 0:55:15.120 --> 0:55:15.880 working and like. 0:55:15.840 --> 0:55:17.920 Blah blah lah. And I want to kind of let 0:55:17.920 --> 0:55:21.520 go of that and like have more experiences that aren't 0:55:21.520 --> 0:55:25.600 my like normal, just like random key experiences. I want 0:55:25.600 --> 0:55:28.279 to go out also key not like k e y, 0:55:28.400 --> 0:55:29.319 but like key like k. 0:55:29.520 --> 0:55:31.520 I Like that's something I was thinking about. I was 0:55:31.520 --> 0:55:33.080 like when you said that on the podcast, I was like, 0:55:33.120 --> 0:55:35.879 how many people think Enya is like a coke head 0:55:36.320 --> 0:55:38.520 that she just does bump key bumps. 0:55:38.760 --> 0:55:39.839 I need a key right now? 0:55:39.960 --> 0:55:43.600 I like, you need a key, a key, Let's have 0:55:43.600 --> 0:55:48.279 a key key? Yeah? Like uh That's another thing, is 0:55:48.320 --> 0:55:52.359 like spending money on experiences is like something I want 0:55:52.400 --> 0:55:54.680 to like start doing. Is like because like all we 0:55:54.760 --> 0:55:57.200 all know that, like I literally hoard my wealth. I'm 0:55:57.239 --> 0:55:59.719 like the problem in America. I hoard my wealth and 0:55:59.760 --> 0:56:02.120 I want to start spending it on experiences. 0:56:02.280 --> 0:56:05.320 And I'm the complete opposite. I don't hoard any money. 0:56:05.400 --> 0:56:07.560 I don't think it's real and I have a problem. 0:56:08.960 --> 0:56:09.840 And that's why that's. 0:56:11.960 --> 0:56:14.880 That's actually something I should have a resolution for in 0:56:14.880 --> 0:56:18.200 twenty twenty two. It's be better with spending xcept since 0:56:18.200 --> 0:56:24.879 I've been sick and just have home, I've been ordering these. 0:56:27.000 --> 0:56:29.080 E've been chatted in your bedroom. So that's what you've 0:56:29.120 --> 0:56:30.399 been doing is. 0:56:30.640 --> 0:56:34.920 Oh my god, Drew, I got the cutest necklace pendant ever. 0:56:35.040 --> 0:56:37.200 I'm literally going to show you on here and then 0:56:37.239 --> 0:56:38.520 maybe we should get into media. 0:56:39.640 --> 0:56:42.360 Yeah. I have one more note that I want to read, 0:56:43.680 --> 0:56:50.439 so fort but it's kind of really gnarly. So when 0:56:50.480 --> 0:56:57.600 I first came to Texas, I like felt fine, and 0:56:57.640 --> 0:57:00.200 then like two days after I got here, oh you 0:57:00.280 --> 0:57:07.200 got one. Holy shit, it's so fucking cute. Wow, that's 0:57:07.239 --> 0:57:13.879 such a cute necklace. Oh but when I first got here, uh, 0:57:13.920 --> 0:57:16.360 I don't know what the fuck I ate. I think 0:57:16.400 --> 0:57:19.919 it was like my grandma sent one of those like 0:57:19.920 --> 0:57:22.920 like charcouterie board in a box things and like they 0:57:22.920 --> 0:57:26.120 were like, uh, like gourmet slim gems in it or whatever, 0:57:26.800 --> 0:57:34.640 and I like, uh was like I'm gonna uh eat 0:57:34.680 --> 0:57:37.240 a bunch of these. So I like started eating like 0:57:37.360 --> 0:57:40.520 a shit ton of these like gourmet slim gems, and 0:57:40.520 --> 0:57:45.240 I ate like fucking five of them, and like immediately 0:57:45.240 --> 0:57:48.240 my stomach was like, Oh, what the fuck did you 0:57:48.320 --> 0:57:51.240 just do to us? And then like for the next 0:57:51.400 --> 0:57:55.080 two days, I swear to fucking God on my entire life, 0:57:55.160 --> 0:57:59.560 I was actually shitting oil, like orange oil. Like they 0:57:59.560 --> 0:58:02.960 would be like oil slick on the top of the 0:58:03.000 --> 0:58:06.280 toilet water and it was like beads of orange oil. 0:58:07.200 --> 0:58:09.520 It was the strangest thing of my life. And my 0:58:09.600 --> 0:58:13.880 stomach was so upset. It was fucking insane. It was 0:58:13.960 --> 0:58:17.800 literally beads of oil and I would flush the toilet 0:58:17.840 --> 0:58:21.040 and they wouldn't go away. So I had like flesh 0:58:21.120 --> 0:58:22.480 like three times. 0:58:22.160 --> 0:58:24.360 Are you sure this wasn't just like a nightmare. 0:58:25.960 --> 0:58:27.480 Like why did this come up? 0:58:28.600 --> 0:58:31.080 It's just in my notes. I just I needed to 0:58:31.120 --> 0:58:33.720 talk about it. But I shit orange oil, and I 0:58:33.800 --> 0:58:37.840 was like, okay, am I tripping or like like like 0:58:37.920 --> 0:58:39.760 am I dying? So I like googled it and it's 0:58:39.800 --> 0:58:41.920 like something if you eat like really fatty food or 0:58:41.920 --> 0:58:45.000 this certain type of fish or like a bunch of 0:58:45.000 --> 0:58:47.040 these certain type of nuts, and I didn't think I 0:58:47.200 --> 0:58:49.080 ate any of that, but I'm assuming it was just 0:58:49.080 --> 0:58:53.000 like really oily meat sticks that like made me actually 0:58:53.040 --> 0:58:56.160 shit oil. Like I was like, I should have fucking 0:58:56.440 --> 0:59:00.560 collected it and put it in my mind and sound yeah, 0:59:01.040 --> 0:59:04.080 but no, And I thought I was tripping. But when 0:59:04.080 --> 0:59:05.840 I was telling my dad this story, he was like, 0:59:05.920 --> 0:59:08.400 I was wondering what that was in the toilet, and 0:59:08.480 --> 0:59:12.000 it was like, there's orange beads in the toilet. 0:59:11.880 --> 0:59:14.840 Literally me, because my shit always leaves skid marks, and 0:59:14.920 --> 0:59:15.960 y'all are like, what is that? 0:59:17.320 --> 0:59:19.160 I'm like a little snack for later. 0:59:21.520 --> 0:59:24.920 Okay, well, thank you for sharing. 0:59:26.480 --> 0:59:28.720 I'm going to start with my media because I'm about 0:59:28.760 --> 0:59:30.400 to piss and shit myself. 0:59:33.880 --> 0:59:37.160 Let's think. Let's think what I feel like. 0:59:37.200 --> 0:59:44.640 I've watched movie. Oh my media is True Story. It's 0:59:44.720 --> 0:59:47.160 the show with Kevin Hart in it. I'm entering a 0:59:47.320 --> 0:59:53.080 loving Kevin Hart era Kevin Hart hater like most people 0:59:53.160 --> 0:59:56.560 my age, but I think he's an awesome actor. I 0:59:56.640 --> 0:59:58.280 might have even said this in the last episode, but 0:59:58.320 --> 1:00:00.959 I finished the show, so I don't think I did. 1:00:01.560 --> 1:00:06.200 But True Story is fucking awesome. It's very just like 1:00:07.400 --> 1:00:14.440 like drama for drama. And then for oh, I read 1:00:15.400 --> 1:00:19.480 Slow Days Fast Company by Eve Babbitt's Rest in Peace 1:00:21.920 --> 1:00:26.720 so good, duh, such a fun read. Also made me like, 1:00:26.760 --> 1:00:30.120 on top of being stuck in Miami, that book, I'm like, 1:00:30.440 --> 1:00:32.360 I need to go back to La right now. And 1:00:32.400 --> 1:00:35.280 I haven't felt like the urge or love or want 1:00:35.480 --> 1:00:37.920 for being in La in a long time. So that 1:00:38.000 --> 1:00:40.880 book is really good because she's just like unapologetically like 1:00:40.960 --> 1:00:45.160 so into being in LA, and I was like, you 1:00:45.200 --> 1:00:50.840 know what, maybe I do leg it there. And then 1:00:52.440 --> 1:00:58.360 for Mediavarian for root Bread by Hope Sandeval and the 1:00:58.400 --> 1:01:09.160 Warm Inventions or Intentions, Yeah, and the Warm Inventions. 1:01:06.400 --> 1:01:08.320 Fall In by Lauren Wood. 1:01:09.720 --> 1:01:13.280 And Not a Lot Just Forever by Adrian Lenker. 1:01:14.240 --> 1:01:20.960 Yeah, okay, the Eave Babbitt's recommendation was awesome. I want 1:01:20.960 --> 1:01:25.200 to read that. There's another there's a book that I've 1:01:25.200 --> 1:01:29.840 been meaning to read, uh by another the late Joan 1:01:29.880 --> 1:01:35.320 Didion that Oriyan recommended to me recently, Blue Knights. Yes, yes, 1:01:36.720 --> 1:01:37.520 but I have that one. 1:01:37.560 --> 1:01:40.600 Oh we start reading it together, I'd actually be down. 1:01:40.760 --> 1:01:42.120 But is it a sad book? Though? 1:01:43.720 --> 1:01:43.959 Yeah? 1:01:44.000 --> 1:01:47.440 Because I think that's about. 1:01:46.280 --> 1:01:51.480 About the yeah, the grieving one. So I don't know 1:01:51.600 --> 1:01:55.360 if I'm gonna do that because that's another thing Kai 1:01:55.440 --> 1:02:00.800 inspired this one. But like I'm avoiding like everything that 1:02:01.640 --> 1:02:03.959 I don't even know this is probably something everyone does, 1:02:04.040 --> 1:02:06.760 but like I'm avoiding everything that like makes me sad 1:02:06.800 --> 1:02:09.320 and ext essential, like in twenty twenty two, Like if 1:02:09.400 --> 1:02:13.400 if I if I like, if it's not actively making 1:02:13.480 --> 1:02:16.400 me like happy, maybe maybe that's what it is. I'm 1:02:16.440 --> 1:02:19.080 gonna have like a hedonistic twenty twenty two except like 1:02:19.640 --> 1:02:23.040 not like fully hedonistic, but like I'm just gonna do 1:02:23.080 --> 1:02:25.320 everything that makes me happy and like avoid all the 1:02:25.360 --> 1:02:29.640 shit like that like stimulates me intellectually, intellectually but like 1:02:29.760 --> 1:02:36.600 makes me fucking cry myself to sleep at night. But yeah, 1:02:36.640 --> 1:02:41.200 my songs for this week are all over the Shop 1:02:41.600 --> 1:02:50.560 by Luke Sanger, Half Blood Prince by Baby Tron, Four 1:02:50.560 --> 1:02:55.120 Horsemen by Jacob err and this One's for You, and 1:02:55.400 --> 1:03:04.560 Otis by the Dirty Column. Yeah. I love the like 1:03:06.200 --> 1:03:09.000 because most of the Dirty Columns music, if I'm not wrong, 1:03:09.040 --> 1:03:13.120 it's just like like modulated guitar, like run through a 1:03:13.120 --> 1:03:15.720 bunch of pedals. Yeah, but this one has like some 1:03:15.880 --> 1:03:20.880 nice percussion in it, and it's really really fun. And 1:03:20.920 --> 1:03:23.440 then I've just been watching a bunch of like shitty 1:03:24.640 --> 1:03:26.760 TV and YouTube, so I don't really have any media. 1:03:28.280 --> 1:03:31.840 I did watch Spider Man No Way Home. 1:03:33.520 --> 1:03:35.720 And oh, that is something I watched too. 1:03:36.120 --> 1:03:39.880 Yeah, that was fucking really fun. And that's another thing. 1:03:39.920 --> 1:03:43.560 It is like I'm gonna start appreciating literally all the 1:03:43.600 --> 1:03:46.080 media that's put out into the world instead of like 1:03:46.120 --> 1:03:49.400 having like pretentious brain. I think I've already been doing 1:03:49.400 --> 1:03:51.120 that though for the last two years, but like I'm 1:03:51.160 --> 1:03:56.000 gonna just start enjoying everything, and like that was just 1:03:56.040 --> 1:04:02.280 like an unforgettable, like cinema experience. It's like for I 1:04:02.320 --> 1:04:06.920 think like myself, and I just really loved it. It 1:04:06.960 --> 1:04:07.520 was really fun. 1:04:07.680 --> 1:04:08.800 It wasn't it so fun? 1:04:08.840 --> 1:04:10.640 Like I won't spoil everything, even though I feel like 1:04:10.640 --> 1:04:13.120 everybody in the world has seen that movie, but like 1:04:13.440 --> 1:04:17.160 when everyone would clap when certain like characters came up, 1:04:17.240 --> 1:04:19.560 and it was just like, dude, I went into watching 1:04:19.600 --> 1:04:21.360 that having no idea what it was about, and even 1:04:21.400 --> 1:04:21.920 I was like. 1:04:22.160 --> 1:04:25.960 Oh no, I was genuinely blown away by all of 1:04:26.000 --> 1:04:28.640 the like all of the crazy shit that happened. Like 1:04:28.720 --> 1:04:32.080 I I same like when all of the Yeah, I 1:04:32.080 --> 1:04:35.880 won't get into it, but yeah, that was really a blast. 1:04:35.880 --> 1:04:37.680 And if you haven't seen it, which I'm pretty sure 1:04:37.680 --> 1:04:40.720 everyone who has here's watching this has seen it, go 1:04:40.800 --> 1:04:44.240 watch that. And that's my media. 1:04:44.800 --> 1:04:45.400 I will say. 1:04:45.520 --> 1:04:48.760 It also made me realize I was such a Spider 1:04:48.800 --> 1:04:52.160 Man kid when I was a kid, Like I watched 1:04:52.360 --> 1:04:54.600 every single Spider Man movie, like it was one of 1:04:54.600 --> 1:04:56.960 my repeat movies. And we also had all the games 1:04:57.000 --> 1:04:59.280 on PS two and like even up to PS three. 1:05:00.080 --> 1:05:01.480 Those games are so fucking fun. 1:05:01.560 --> 1:05:03.760 I like need we should get Spider Man from my 1:05:03.760 --> 1:05:04.959 PS two and like play it again. 1:05:05.040 --> 1:05:12.560 It was like so fucking fun. And yeah, well, thank 1:05:12.600 --> 1:05:16.600 you for tuning into this episode of Emergency Intercom. It 1:05:16.680 --> 1:05:19.840 was a little weird one, but we had to quarantine. 1:05:19.960 --> 1:05:24.640 So I hope you enjoyed it regardless. Happy New Year. 1:05:25.000 --> 1:05:28.560 I hope all of your dreams come true, and I 1:05:28.600 --> 1:05:31.959 hope you have a triumphant twenty twenty two. Also, fuck 1:05:31.960 --> 1:05:35.160 you TikTok for taking my video down. Yeah I probably 1:05:35.160 --> 1:05:36.480 saw that and was like, oh, he took it down 1:05:36.480 --> 1:05:37.960 because it didn't have enough likes. No, I took it 1:05:37.960 --> 1:05:39.560 down because fucking TikTok. 1:05:39.200 --> 1:05:42.680 Took it down as I'm going to take it down. 1:05:42.880 --> 1:05:45.840 For harmful activity. I don't fucking know. Maybe it was 1:05:45.880 --> 1:05:49.640 me holding a gun, but I was like, literally thirty 1:05:49.720 --> 1:05:52.520 videos on my feed today were had people holding guns 1:05:52.520 --> 1:05:53.360 on them, so I don't. 1:05:53.200 --> 1:05:57.920 Know, fucking stupid, all right, Well, thank you guys for listening. 1:05:57.960 --> 1:06:02.320 Hopefully next episode will be back in our grimy little corner. 1:06:03.000 --> 1:06:05.200 Peace, love, unity and response 1:06:06.800 --> 1:06:31.920 By M