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Speaker 3: Still hot, unhaunt.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, did you get more than ever? Actually, Jose, did

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Speaker 4: You're gonna hear what you're doing at the Haunted House

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Speaker 4: coming up. That's brand new, brand new second date. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: a lot of fun. Lose your line for yours, but

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Speaker 4: the comments, we love those. What do you gotta?

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Speaker 5: Yes, Maya said, every time I listen to your podcast,

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Speaker 5: my bird gets really invested and stands close to my phone.

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Speaker 5: Whenever she hears Jose laugh, her chest flares up and

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Speaker 5: she leans into my phone. She seems to really like Jose.

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Speaker 2: My laugh is like an exotic bird laugh.

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Speaker 4: It's I think it's a calling. Yeah, actually call, wow,

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Speaker 4: that's what it is.

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Speaker 2: I make someone.

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Speaker 3: That is right? Bird?

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Speaker 4: All right, your brand new full hour starts right now.

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Speaker 3: You probably want a cracker.

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Speaker 6: A lot of people in this room are pretty frequent flyers.

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Speaker 6: Oh yeah, I've broken Jeffrey in the morning. So you

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Speaker 6: Okay, Well here's a fun fact, and by fun I

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Speaker 6: We All emergencies on airplanes are very rare, but takeoff

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Speaker 4: These days, Jeff, because I feel.

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Speaker 6: Like every week air travels, statistically is the safest way

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Speaker 4: Did I always check where those are? I double check.

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Speaker 6: You know where all the children are too, so you

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Speaker 9: Happy Canadian Thanksgiving everybody. That's right, Today's the day our

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Speaker 9: And you may not know this, but a lot of

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Speaker 9: Ornay edition of A plenty of twenty. You say number

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Speaker 9: She's known for Mad Max, Fury Road and Monster. Is

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Speaker 5: People from other countries are already hotter than us, so.

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Speaker 9: Your potential Canadian celebrity is Adam Driver. He's the guy

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Speaker 2: What a range of roles?

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Speaker 8: I don't know.

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Speaker 4: That's not big enough for me to know.

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Speaker 6: You know, have you seen him in like movies and

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Speaker 2: It's a different game.

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Speaker 4: So I think he's Canadian.

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Speaker 9: A Brook says Adam Driver's Canadian driver Sport in California. Face.

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Speaker 9: He does look a little friend a little bit, I

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Speaker 9: would see French Canadian Jose, we're over to you. Seven

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Speaker 6: Thanks, I wasn't gonna hold it, Jose.

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Speaker 9: Another heart throb, Ryan Gosling, known for the Notebook in

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Speaker 9: La La Land? Is he an a?

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Speaker 2: Do you girls know this? Immediately? Broke probably knows it.

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Speaker 4: I know there is a very very famous Ryan who's Canadian.

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Speaker 6: Gosling is a goose and a lot of geese are

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Speaker 9: Hey, Jose, says Ryan Gosling, Canadian E I don't think

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Speaker 9: the board. Number twelve, Jeffery, Your possible Canadian celebrity is

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Speaker 9: an easy one. Seth Rogan, Oh, super bad, Pineapple Express

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Speaker 6: I know he's Jewish.

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Speaker 2: I don't know about that.

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Speaker 9: I would ask.

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Speaker 6: I feel like I would have been on that newsletter.

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Speaker 4: I feel like the whole letter.

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Speaker 7: I don't know.

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Speaker 4: But that guy wears a.

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Speaker 6: What is that has taken a turn in this conversation.

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Speaker 6: He's Canadian and.

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Speaker 9: A which brings us to a tie breaker. Jose, we're

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Speaker 9: going to you for this tie breaker. Your possible Canadian

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Speaker 9: celebrity is an easy one. Is Rachel McAdams from Mean

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Speaker 6: From the Notebook George.

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Speaker 9: Not They dated for two years.

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Speaker 7: Get up.

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Speaker 4: They didn't like each other when they were filming.

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Speaker 9: Does that help you? Jose? Is she Canadian or not?

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Speaker 6: A Jose sase.

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Speaker 9: He gets it and Jose has won today's edition.

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Speaker 6: D Jose, you get to choose who get shot. They're

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Speaker 6: gonna be singing My Heart Will go On by Canadians

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Speaker 6: Celine Dion over here where that's your shot collar Question

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Speaker 7: Minutes, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 6: If there's one day to not give your dog an

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Speaker 6: Because it's National Pet Obesity Awareness Day. Yep, And a

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's fair.

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Speaker 1: It's every time our bet comes over, she's like, listen,

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Speaker 2: I'm not gonna lie.

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Speaker 6: She plans to do it playing her favorite game, Just Dance.

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Speaker 6: And then in twenty fifteen, she did the unthinkable and

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Speaker 2: There's no way.

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Speaker 4: I mean, I only need to know her score here.

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Speaker 4: And now she wants to do it again.

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Speaker 6: She's back and ready to best her own title. She's

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Speaker 4: Does she just dance the entire time when she's teaching

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Speaker 6: She says. The only thing that's kept her going all

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Speaker 1: I hope she does it, but yeah, hey, good on

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Speaker 6: Right through the world, tell somebody they sucked today. It

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Speaker 6: story is out of Halloween headquarters. So Google just released

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Speaker 6: the list of the top trending Halloween costumes. Okay, of

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Speaker 6: course it's dominated by characters from the movie K Pop

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Speaker 2: Yeah, anybody will say now and now, I don't want

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Speaker 6: They've got the entire top five in this order, Roomy, Zoe, Mira, Genu,

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Speaker 4: Everybody desis a funny group one. Have you seen it?

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Speaker 2: And it was hilarious?

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Speaker 6: And then finally I'm gonna say it right this time

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Speaker 4: Have you not seen Wicked like the Broadway musical? No,

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Speaker 6: You would love it?

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Speaker 1: Honestly, honestly, are you just mad because there's not a

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Speaker 6: The fact that you like it is a big red flag.

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Speaker 6: The top duo costume is Astrod and Hiccup from How

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Speaker 6: And the number one trend in Halloween makeup is kiss

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Speaker 9: Really, dude, that's.

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Speaker 2: Forever gonna be. It's impressive to.

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Speaker 1: Put the makeup on the neighbor dresses French kiss once

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Speaker 6: And the number one top trending decoration for Halloween is

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Speaker 2: I've seen those.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, so there you go. Don't see I didn't help

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Speaker 2: Come on, that almost sounds like a Mexican folklore.

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Speaker 6: Okay, I'm trying to tell everyone that that's the end

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Speaker 7: Wednesday, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 6: You know your dating life is bad when your mom

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Speaker 6: has to lock down dates for you, even worse when

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Speaker 14: Right.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I have not write Alexis.

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Speaker 4: I don't I'm dating him now.

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Speaker 6: Thank god that didn't happen. But we did get a

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Speaker 3: Oh wait a.

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Speaker 6: Second, that's what we're doing.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's.

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Speaker 14: Well.

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Speaker 6: At least we can all cringe at it together during

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Speaker 15: With you, Is this the right number?

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Speaker 7: It's the loser line.

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Speaker 6: Good, Just call me back if you haven't heard the

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Speaker 13: Hey girl, question for you, are you a Snickers bar?

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Speaker 4: I didn't know you were going to take the most

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Speaker 6: Yeah. Well, after he says that, whatever you do, don't

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Speaker 6: That's when you give him the number to the loser line.

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Speaker 6: So hopefully he leaves an awkward voicemail that we can

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Speaker 14: Hi, Becky, you're you're probably not answering because I kept

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Speaker 6: I'm sorry.

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Speaker 15: I'd just been.

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Speaker 6: Nervous about talking to you.

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Speaker 11: So that's why I asked chat gpt for help, and

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Speaker 11: it suggested I break the tension by making an arow noise.

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Speaker 14: Mm hmmm, uhh, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 6: That's like, I'm trying to make the elephant trunk sound.

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Speaker 6: for dating advice.

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Speaker 4: Now, I've never heard a sadder elephant.

455
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Speaker 1: That Dumbo is pretty, but that was a sexier elephant.

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Speaker 4: Did not sound like an elephant, and he.

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Speaker 6: To me, if his elephant had been a sexier sounding elephant,

458
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Speaker 6: you would have been all over that guy.

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Speaker 4: It's just interesting.

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Speaker 1: There's so many other animals that are a lot easier

461
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Speaker 1: to make the noise up.

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Speaker 4: Totally chicken for goodness sake, buck Buck.

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Speaker 16: But come, okay, hey, Marla, it's Marla right, it's just

464
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Speaker 16: the guy you were playing with last night.

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Speaker 10: I kind of nietsch it because I'm actually in jail.

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Speaker 10: Is there any chance you could like come and get

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Speaker 10: me and I get it? I know we just met,

468
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Speaker 10: but hey, I did the dare you wanted.

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Speaker 7: And I just didn't.

470
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Speaker 15: I didn't think i'd get arrested for it.

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Speaker 10: I mean, all I did was run around the bar naked.

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Speaker 10: I think they cared.

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Speaker 15: I don't know.

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Speaker 10: I should have told the bartender I was doing it first. Anyway,

475
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Speaker 10: that's all hindsight now.

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Speaker 6: So I'm hoping you.

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Speaker 14: Could out or something.

478
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Speaker 15: Her pants.

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Speaker 10: I think I left mine at the bar.

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Speaker 6: He said he lost his pants at the bar. The

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Speaker 6: naked rock God.

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Speaker 4: Who knew you couldn't be in a bar naked? I know,

483
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Speaker 4: obviously he's at.

484
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Speaker 2: The wrong bar.

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Speaker 6: Important learning lesson it's really unfortunately that is one phone

486
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Speaker 6: call from prison was to the lady he met once

487
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Speaker 6: that gave him the loser life.

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Speaker 4: It was a friend, it was just jail. It was

489
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Speaker 4: at prison. There's different levels.

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Speaker 1: You know, if naked in a bar is going to

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Speaker 1: get you in prison, you sure know a lot about it.

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Speaker 6: But hey, quick programming note, this show is on YouTube, TikTok,

493
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Speaker 6: Insta and all of the podcast platforms joined the millions

494
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Speaker 6: to download it every single month. I dare you.

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Speaker 2: Millions really down?

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Speaker 4: Pants off?

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Speaker 6: Yeah? Broken Jeffrey in the morning. Let's go to your

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Speaker 6: next clip next.

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Speaker 17: Hey, William, this is from the Pickleball fundraiser. The reason

500
00:25:12,320 --> 00:25:16,000
Speaker 17: why I'm calling is because my daughter, Rebecca single, is

501
00:25:16,080 --> 00:25:19,280
Speaker 17: absolutely adorable and I really think that you all would

502
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Speaker 17: hit it off.

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Speaker 15: And if she's.

504
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Speaker 17: Anything like her mother, she knows how to show a

505
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Speaker 17: man a good time. So oh yeah, I can pass

506
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Speaker 17: along her number if you'd like, and maybe you can

507
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Speaker 17: take her out, get her out of her apartment. And

508
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Speaker 17: side note, she loves him on Doom. She's a real

509
00:25:37,720 --> 00:25:41,040
Speaker 17: cheese princess. And I do have a group on for

510
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Speaker 17: if on due Place that I can lend you you'd

511
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Speaker 17: like so yeah, just let me know.

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Speaker 15: Next message, Wow, well, how.

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Speaker 2: Do moms not understand that this is not cool?

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Speaker 17: Hey?

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Speaker 2: Listen, you always are like, oh, I know my daughter?

516
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Speaker 6: Are you kidding? What an offer date? My cheese loving

517
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Speaker 6: a Goora Ford but daughter who won't leave the apartment

518
00:26:01,520 --> 00:26:03,400
Speaker 6: unless she's promised a giant vatafon due.

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00:26:03,560 --> 00:26:07,119
Speaker 1: Yeah, and if she's a cheese princess, that means the

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00:26:07,160 --> 00:26:10,199
Speaker 1: mom's the cheese queen. Oh am I right, Okay, we

521
00:26:10,240 --> 00:26:12,720
Speaker 1: apparently really knows how to entertain a man.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, you should be calling that mom instead.

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Speaker 11: Next, Hi, Lacey, It's from Saturday night. So okay, remember

524
00:26:26,359 --> 00:26:28,439
Speaker 11: how I was saying, I feel like you and I

525
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Speaker 11: have met before, but I just couldn't place where. Well,

526
00:26:32,920 --> 00:26:38,199
Speaker 11: I think I figured it out. So I believe that

527
00:26:38,600 --> 00:26:43,240
Speaker 11: you and me actually met in a past life. If

528
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Speaker 11: that sounds kind of weird, I know, but hear me

529
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Speaker 11: out because I've been told by a psychic because I

530
00:26:47,840 --> 00:26:49,399
Speaker 11: go to those once in a while that in a

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Speaker 11: previous day I was a blacksmith from around like the

532
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Speaker 11: fifteen hundreds or something, and ever since then, these memories.

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Speaker 9: Come back to me.

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Speaker 11: So I'm pretty sure that that's how we met. With

535
00:27:01,240 --> 00:27:03,760
Speaker 11: back then, and that I met you at a a

536
00:27:03,840 --> 00:27:07,720
Speaker 11: brothel actually, which again I know it sounds a little awkward,

537
00:27:07,840 --> 00:27:10,080
Speaker 11: but I don't know, does it makes sense?

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Speaker 7: Right?

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Speaker 1: It was just a blacksmith of a brothel waiting for

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Speaker 1: his iron to be forged.

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Speaker 3: Ya, that's all.

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Speaker 6: What a coincidence that you run into your past life

543
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Speaker 6: prostitute in the modern days.

544
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Speaker 12: Wow, Look, so I kind of already pre paid a

545
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Speaker 12: couple of centuries.

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Speaker 2: Continue.

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Speaker 6: I mean the chemistry was good back then. Four hundred

548
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Speaker 6: years later, I mean I found I've learned to moves.

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Speaker 1: It was just frowned upon in the fifteenth century to

550
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Speaker 1: have a relationship.

551
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Speaker 7: Yeah, you know.

552
00:27:40,760 --> 00:27:44,280
Speaker 6: Back then it was was respected.

553
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Speaker 2: She probably blocked into work. Hey, good morning, everybody.

554
00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:49,439
Speaker 4: The world's oldest profession I remember you're.

555
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Speaker 6: Your favorite loser line of the week. When you subscribe

556
00:27:51,520 --> 00:27:53,600
Speaker 6: to the Brook and Jeffrey YouTube page, we post them

557
00:27:53,640 --> 00:27:55,840
Speaker 6: along with all of our second dates. In are awkward

558
00:27:55,880 --> 00:27:58,840
Speaker 6: Tuesdays and your phone taps. In fact, one is coming.

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00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:01,200
Speaker 7: Up freaking in the morning.

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00:28:01,520 --> 00:28:03,520
Speaker 6: Hey, it's time for your prank phone call. It's Brooke

561
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Speaker 6: and Jeffrey in the morning, and today we're reaching out

562
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Speaker 6: to a guy who just sold his jeep Wrangler online. Okay,

563
00:28:09,720 --> 00:28:11,959
Speaker 6: he thought it was going to be easy to ship,

564
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Speaker 6: but it's turned out to be a giant headache. We

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Speaker 6: fill out a lot of paperwork, actually made some mistakes,

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Speaker 6: and he told his friend, man, I just really hope

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Speaker 6: it gets to where it needs to go, and maybe

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Speaker 6: it will, but in the meantime, we're going to call

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Speaker 6: and say nope, it didn't. In your phone tap right now. Hello, Hi,

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Speaker 6: my name is Terry. I work for auto shipping. I'm

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Speaker 6: looking for Josh.

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Speaker 15: Yeah, this is Josh.

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Speaker 6: Hi Josh. I'm just giving you a quick call to

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Speaker 6: confirm that your jeep Wrangler has been shipped. And everything

575
00:28:52,320 --> 00:28:54,160
Speaker 6: went a okay.

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Speaker 15: Oh great, what's it going to be there?

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Speaker 6: Let me look that up for you.

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00:29:00,200 --> 00:29:00,440
Speaker 15: Hmm.

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Speaker 6: Let's see it's saying, oh nope, that's a different order.

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Speaker 6: Hold on a second, wondering have you done this a

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Speaker 6: lot before? Have you shipped cars?

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Speaker 12: No?

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Speaker 15: I never have.

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Speaker 6: Oh okay, I'm just curious because you do sound like

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Speaker 6: you have a manly voice.

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Speaker 15: That what it's.

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Speaker 6: Just coming through. You're very masculine sounding. I'm impressed.

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Speaker 16: Okay, thank you, Okay, sorry, is the car going to

589
00:29:31,040 --> 00:29:32,200
Speaker 16: get all right?

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Speaker 8: So?

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Speaker 6: According to my logs, it should be in port probably

592
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Speaker 6: within five weeks, maybe six, depending on customs.

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Speaker 15: Okay, do you say customs?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, well, when we ship international, it gets to be

595
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Speaker 6: a little bit of a headache.

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Speaker 15: International. Say what I said, I'm shipping domestic. This isn't

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Speaker 15: an international to Mexico.

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Speaker 9: Did you say?

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Speaker 6: That's not what I have on my logs here? Domestic Domestico? Gotcha? No,

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Speaker 6: is that a new beer Domestico? It sounds really lovely?

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Speaker 15: Are you? I mean you sound a little I do?

602
00:30:10,280 --> 00:30:11,360
Speaker 15: Are you drinking right now?

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Speaker 6: I've got oh, I wish It's got to be five

604
00:30:13,840 --> 00:30:15,160
Speaker 6: o'clock somewhere.

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Speaker 7: Right, sure?

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Speaker 15: Can I talk to someone else?

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Speaker 6: Listen, Josh, I'm just having a little bit of fun

608
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Speaker 6: with you, kicking the can around, just you and me.

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00:30:26,320 --> 00:30:29,440
Speaker 6: My god, you're playing spin the Rosie around the pole?

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Speaker 15: Can you answer my question?

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Speaker 6: Sorry? I'm sorry? What was your question?

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Speaker 15: Why are you saying customs? Why is the car going

613
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Speaker 15: through custom right?

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Speaker 6: Right? Okay, so it has to go through customs on

615
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Speaker 6: its way over to Russia.

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Speaker 15: I'm shipping into Saint Paul, Minnesota from inside the United States.

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Speaker 6: Wait?

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Speaker 15: What why is it going to Russia?

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Speaker 6: Hold the hold the phone.

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Speaker 15: You hold it, I hold, No, hold your phone.

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Speaker 6: You need to hold the phone because I have here.

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Speaker 6: It says Saint Petersburg, Russia, not Saint Paul, Minnesota.

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Speaker 15: No, oh, my.

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Speaker 6: Gosh, Josh, that is a huge whoopsie doodle?

625
00:31:12,520 --> 00:31:14,280
Speaker 15: What are you talking about?

626
00:31:14,560 --> 00:31:18,280
Speaker 6: Did you fill out the paperwork incorrectly? Because you did

627
00:31:18,320 --> 00:31:19,840
Speaker 6: say this is your first time?

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Speaker 15: I don't know what is your drinking on a job

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Speaker 15: or something?

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00:31:23,840 --> 00:31:23,920
Speaker 7: What?

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00:31:24,240 --> 00:31:26,840
Speaker 6: It's not even thirsty Thursday?

632
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Speaker 15: Can I please talk to someone else?

633
00:31:28,840 --> 00:31:31,880
Speaker 6: I am the only person who is currently working here.

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Speaker 15: Josh, the only person working at this company.

635
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Speaker 6: You know, cutbacks, layoffs, It's really sad. Tier. I had

636
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Speaker 6: a friend who worked here named Troy.

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Speaker 15: Okay, No, do not tell me any stories.

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Speaker 6: Okay, I'm just trying to relate to you here, Josh,

639
00:31:48,080 --> 00:31:50,440
Speaker 6: I need to get all pants allow in a kerfuffle?

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Speaker 15: Can you not see why I'm frustrated right now?

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00:31:53,080 --> 00:31:54,280
Speaker 6: Did you know Troy too?

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00:31:55,120 --> 00:31:55,440
Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 6: What is okay?

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00:31:58,240 --> 00:31:59,040
Speaker 15: So you are?

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00:31:59,120 --> 00:32:00,240
Speaker 6: What are you?

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00:32:00,440 --> 00:32:00,640
Speaker 12: Who?

647
00:32:00,720 --> 00:32:01,520
Speaker 14: Are you?

648
00:32:01,880 --> 00:32:02,840
Speaker 15: A car two character?

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00:32:03,160 --> 00:32:06,960
Speaker 6: I'm Terry, remember why?

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00:32:07,240 --> 00:32:07,600
Speaker 9: Laughing?

651
00:32:08,200 --> 00:32:08,440
Speaker 7: No?

652
00:32:09,400 --> 00:32:13,560
Speaker 6: Tear bear bear That's what Troy would call me when

653
00:32:13,560 --> 00:32:15,400
Speaker 6: we would go on our breaks for lunch.

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Speaker 15: When am I getting my money for the car? I

655
00:32:18,640 --> 00:32:21,120
Speaker 15: don't care where it is. I don't care where it's going.

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Speaker 15: I just want the money.

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00:32:22,840 --> 00:32:26,120
Speaker 6: I hear you. You want it. You want it bad?

658
00:32:26,960 --> 00:32:28,520
Speaker 15: When am I getting it?

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00:32:28,600 --> 00:32:31,880
Speaker 6: Because it's going over to Russia, it's probably going to

660
00:32:31,960 --> 00:32:35,840
Speaker 6: take five to six months, and what I will need

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00:32:35,920 --> 00:32:38,120
Speaker 6: a little bit of extra money on your end to

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Speaker 6: pay off those You know, the Russians can be tricky

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Speaker 6: when they're using customs. You know, Troy actually took a

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Speaker 6: twenty three and me test and found out he was.

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Speaker 15: The stuff about Troy.

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Speaker 6: Oh, but Troy would have loved to hear this conversation,

667
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Speaker 6: especially since it's a prank.

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Speaker 15: Are you talking about?

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Speaker 6: You know how Russians love prank calls on the radio

670
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Speaker 6: with the show called Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 5: Hm.

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Speaker 15: What so?

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Speaker 6: I really have no idea what else to say? We're

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Speaker 6: doing a prank call on you. It's a phone tab No, no,

675
00:33:16,160 --> 00:33:19,479
Speaker 6: oh my god, your friend Kelly wanted to set you up.

676
00:33:19,520 --> 00:33:22,040
Speaker 6: She told us that you tried shipping your car recently

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Speaker 6: when you sold its God. So yeah, I wish I

678
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Speaker 6: could tell you it was Troy who set you up.

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00:33:29,480 --> 00:33:31,160
Speaker 8: But I don't want to hear the boy.

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Speaker 6: Come on now, me and Troy are getting together for

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Speaker 6: lunch later. Do you want to join?

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Speaker 15: No, thank you.

683
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Speaker 6: We could do a three way circle on a poke bowl.

684
00:33:41,320 --> 00:33:44,200
Speaker 15: Good lord, poor Troy.

685
00:33:45,680 --> 00:33:48,480
Speaker 7: Weeke up. Every morning was phone Tabs weekday mornings on

686
00:33:48,560 --> 00:33:52,040
Speaker 7: the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

687
00:33:53,080 --> 00:33:56,960
Speaker 6: Jose worked in fine dining for years. Yeah, and I'm

688
00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:59,240
Speaker 6: curious when you were a waiter, Jose, you must have

689
00:33:59,320 --> 00:34:02,240
Speaker 6: had some strange requests come from a few patrons that

690
00:34:02,320 --> 00:34:04,680
Speaker 6: she served. Did you any come to mind that were

691
00:34:04,720 --> 00:34:05,760
Speaker 6: particularly weird.

692
00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:07,560
Speaker 2: I had a rich guy come in and he asked

693
00:34:07,600 --> 00:34:09,880
Speaker 2: for a Coca Cola. I said, sir, we only serve PEPSI.

694
00:34:09,960 --> 00:34:11,880
Speaker 2: He said, I want a Coca Cola.

695
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:14,480
Speaker 12: So I literally went to the store down the street

696
00:34:14,480 --> 00:34:16,000
Speaker 12: and had to buy a Coca Cola for rim.

697
00:34:16,560 --> 00:34:18,560
Speaker 2: It was very fine dining. This guy owned a bank.

698
00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:21,839
Speaker 4: I can't believe he didn't have Coca cola. My dad.

699
00:34:22,040 --> 00:34:23,480
Speaker 6: My dad says that he's sorry.

700
00:34:23,800 --> 00:34:25,239
Speaker 2: That was really embarrassing.

701
00:34:25,960 --> 00:34:27,680
Speaker 6: And I didn't think that story was gonna come out.

702
00:34:28,600 --> 00:34:31,239
Speaker 6: But I only asked because one of our listeners admits

703
00:34:31,239 --> 00:34:33,960
Speaker 6: on her date she asked the waiter for something a

704
00:34:33,960 --> 00:34:38,160
Speaker 6: little out of bounds. She even surprised herself with the request,

705
00:34:38,800 --> 00:34:41,440
Speaker 6: even though she's the one who said it. Yeah, was

706
00:34:41,480 --> 00:34:43,879
Speaker 6: it just too much for her date to handle? You're

707
00:34:43,920 --> 00:34:46,520
Speaker 6: gonna hear it in a brand new Second Date Update,

708
00:34:46,719 --> 00:34:52,919
Speaker 6: Next Second Date Updated. Ladies will tell you that men

709
00:34:52,960 --> 00:34:56,439
Speaker 6: on the dating apps come in all different forms. You've

710
00:34:56,480 --> 00:35:01,400
Speaker 6: got the shy boys, the alpha bros, the doggy dads,

711
00:35:02,200 --> 00:35:05,800
Speaker 6: the tough and ruthless, and the rough and toothless. Oh yeah,

712
00:35:05,840 --> 00:35:08,800
Speaker 6: and most of them all live on a site called

713
00:35:09,040 --> 00:35:14,160
Speaker 6: plenty of Fish, where, coincidentally, that's exactly where our listener

714
00:35:14,239 --> 00:35:16,200
Speaker 6: Christine met her date recently.

715
00:35:16,640 --> 00:35:18,080
Speaker 4: Did you like the toothless ones too?

716
00:35:18,800 --> 00:35:21,760
Speaker 6: I wonder which category of man he's going to fall into?

717
00:35:21,840 --> 00:35:23,520
Speaker 6: But Christine, welcome to the show.

718
00:35:24,280 --> 00:35:25,920
Speaker 14: Hello, Hi fan.

719
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:31,360
Speaker 1: It's interesting Plenty of Fish is ridiculed a lot, right.

720
00:35:31,400 --> 00:35:33,440
Speaker 6: Not just by people on our show, but just in

721
00:35:33,480 --> 00:35:34,560
Speaker 6: the world in general.

722
00:35:34,640 --> 00:35:36,160
Speaker 4: What made you turn to that site?

723
00:35:36,719 --> 00:35:39,880
Speaker 14: Well, I just I didn't really have great luck on

724
00:35:40,360 --> 00:35:43,640
Speaker 14: I guess like the other one, Okay, so I just

725
00:35:43,640 --> 00:35:45,160
Speaker 14: thought I'll give it a shot.

726
00:35:45,520 --> 00:35:48,319
Speaker 12: You've actually never tried Plenty of Fish because everyone's talked

727
00:35:48,320 --> 00:35:48,800
Speaker 12: bad about it.

728
00:35:48,880 --> 00:35:50,319
Speaker 2: I guess go towards it.

729
00:35:50,360 --> 00:35:50,640
Speaker 7: Huh.

730
00:35:50,719 --> 00:35:50,919
Speaker 17: Yeah.

731
00:35:51,120 --> 00:35:53,440
Speaker 6: Desperation can bring you to do a lot of different

732
00:35:54,160 --> 00:35:57,120
Speaker 6: I really excited, feels like so good.

733
00:35:57,160 --> 00:35:59,880
Speaker 4: The people on it like talk badly to keep it.

734
00:36:02,280 --> 00:36:05,520
Speaker 6: Yeah all right, well, tell us you obviously met a guy.

735
00:36:05,560 --> 00:36:06,200
Speaker 6: What's his name?

736
00:36:06,760 --> 00:36:07,040
Speaker 14: Luke?

737
00:36:07,640 --> 00:36:10,040
Speaker 6: Okay? And what type of guy is he? On the

738
00:36:10,120 --> 00:36:11,040
Speaker 6: dating apps.

739
00:36:10,920 --> 00:36:15,560
Speaker 14: Categorizing he is like a rugged guy and like, I'll

740
00:36:15,560 --> 00:36:22,040
Speaker 14: build a log cabin with my bare hands.

741
00:36:20,239 --> 00:36:24,320
Speaker 4: Lucky log cabin. Rugged guys don't go to private school

742
00:36:24,360 --> 00:36:25,320
Speaker 4: with family yachts.

743
00:36:25,560 --> 00:36:26,640
Speaker 2: He bought a log cabin.

744
00:36:26,719 --> 00:36:29,239
Speaker 1: That doesn't It is not a Jeffrey because Jeffrey has

745
00:36:29,280 --> 00:36:29,560
Speaker 1: a beer.

746
00:36:30,520 --> 00:36:33,439
Speaker 6: You're sounding very jealous that she actually met a really

747
00:36:33,480 --> 00:36:34,320
Speaker 6: tough and rough.

748
00:36:35,040 --> 00:36:37,640
Speaker 4: Because like, you've never had a callous on your hands.

749
00:36:37,560 --> 00:36:38,120
Speaker 7: So it's.

750
00:36:42,080 --> 00:36:43,239
Speaker 6: I don't know why I was doing that.

751
00:36:44,360 --> 00:36:45,640
Speaker 4: Okay, tell us about Luke?

752
00:36:45,920 --> 00:36:51,520
Speaker 14: Sorry, yeah, so you know he's very manly, very handsome.

753
00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:54,920
Speaker 14: I mean, I thought we had a good connection on

754
00:36:54,960 --> 00:36:55,399
Speaker 14: our date.

755
00:36:56,320 --> 00:36:56,960
Speaker 4: What did you guys do?

756
00:36:57,040 --> 00:36:57,279
Speaker 2: Wait?

757
00:36:57,280 --> 00:36:58,799
Speaker 4: Hold on, where'd you go? What'd you do?

758
00:36:59,040 --> 00:36:59,239
Speaker 2: Yeah?

759
00:36:59,520 --> 00:37:01,680
Speaker 14: We went to back Steakhouse, which I love.

760
00:37:04,320 --> 00:37:06,560
Speaker 6: Was there like a big highlight moment of the date

761
00:37:06,600 --> 00:37:08,520
Speaker 6: for you? That really stands out as the best part

762
00:37:08,560 --> 00:37:08,960
Speaker 6: of the night.

763
00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:10,520
Speaker 13: I guess I'll say this.

764
00:37:10,680 --> 00:37:13,399
Speaker 14: He was an absolute gentleman, like he held the door

765
00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:16,520
Speaker 14: open for me, and I thought it was like flirtatious.

766
00:37:16,560 --> 00:37:18,240
Speaker 14: But I thought we had good chemistry.

767
00:37:18,440 --> 00:37:21,000
Speaker 6: Okay, Well, I mean the vibe that you're describing right

768
00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:25,759
Speaker 6: now is very positive. You obviously liked his physicalness. You

769
00:37:25,800 --> 00:37:32,440
Speaker 6: say the conversation went really well, hot hands, But what

770
00:37:32,840 --> 00:37:36,239
Speaker 6: signals were you getting from Luke towards you, or were

771
00:37:36,280 --> 00:37:38,680
Speaker 6: you getting any signals at all? What was your read?

772
00:37:38,760 --> 00:37:43,640
Speaker 14: I guess it wasn't like overly like he wasn't you know,

773
00:37:43,800 --> 00:37:45,840
Speaker 14: some people really lay it on sick. I thought he

774
00:37:45,880 --> 00:37:47,920
Speaker 14: was just kind of polite, But I mean he was

775
00:37:47,960 --> 00:37:50,719
Speaker 14: answering my questions. He had good eye contact.

776
00:37:50,280 --> 00:37:52,560
Speaker 6: With me, kind of like a job interview.

777
00:37:54,920 --> 00:37:56,360
Speaker 14: I didn't think it was that sterile.

778
00:38:00,080 --> 00:38:02,319
Speaker 6: See job, he shuffles the men us real quick.

779
00:38:02,320 --> 00:38:05,560
Speaker 14: All right, next question, there was a point where maybe

780
00:38:05,600 --> 00:38:08,600
Speaker 14: he thought something I did was a little weird. I'm

781
00:38:08,640 --> 00:38:10,440
Speaker 14: not entirely sure.

782
00:38:10,840 --> 00:38:12,359
Speaker 2: I gotta tell him, Yeah, what you do.

783
00:38:13,320 --> 00:38:18,239
Speaker 14: I ordered two entrees and I don't I don't know

784
00:38:18,320 --> 00:38:19,560
Speaker 14: that he liked that.

785
00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:24,440
Speaker 12: I went to a super nice restaurant with my bros recently,

786
00:38:24,480 --> 00:38:26,319
Speaker 12: and one of my friends ordered two entrees just because

787
00:38:26,320 --> 00:38:28,919
Speaker 12: he's like, I'm never gonna come to this nice restaurant.

788
00:38:28,600 --> 00:38:33,560
Speaker 4: For all that out back steakhouse. Yeah Italian, you bet

789
00:38:33,560 --> 00:38:34,680
Speaker 4: too small than him out.

790
00:38:34,880 --> 00:38:37,640
Speaker 14: And I also ordered a dessert.

791
00:38:37,840 --> 00:38:41,040
Speaker 5: Wea, no, maybe he's rude if he's paying and you

792
00:38:41,239 --> 00:38:41,640
Speaker 5: order this.

793
00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:44,959
Speaker 14: Yes, I kind of subtly offered to pay, but.

794
00:38:44,880 --> 00:38:47,080
Speaker 11: Then he just he just did.

795
00:38:47,640 --> 00:38:48,960
Speaker 4: How did the night end?

796
00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:50,920
Speaker 1: Like, did he say I can't wait to see you

797
00:38:50,960 --> 00:38:53,799
Speaker 1: again or make any indication that he was thinking about

798
00:38:53,800 --> 00:38:54,880
Speaker 1: a second date at that point?

799
00:38:55,440 --> 00:38:57,759
Speaker 14: So okay, So like at the end of the date,

800
00:38:58,320 --> 00:39:02,839
Speaker 14: I I told him like, hey, if you're interested, you

801
00:39:02,840 --> 00:39:05,960
Speaker 14: can because we both drove separately, so it's like, if

802
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:08,399
Speaker 14: you want, you can just follow me home. We can

803
00:39:08,440 --> 00:39:10,479
Speaker 14: watch a movie or something and keep hanging out because

804
00:39:10,480 --> 00:39:11,800
Speaker 14: I was having a really good time.

805
00:39:12,120 --> 00:39:14,840
Speaker 6: Okay, Wow, that's quite the invite. What did he say?

806
00:39:15,400 --> 00:39:17,880
Speaker 14: He kind of just stept like okay, and you like

807
00:39:17,960 --> 00:39:20,279
Speaker 14: gave me a hug. So I'm not sure if it's

808
00:39:20,280 --> 00:39:23,840
Speaker 14: because I drove too fast and he just couldn't follow me.

809
00:39:24,600 --> 00:39:27,799
Speaker 6: I'm not really So he said yes to going back

810
00:39:27,840 --> 00:39:30,759
Speaker 6: and following you to your place, but you sped home.

811
00:39:31,480 --> 00:39:33,800
Speaker 14: I guess it was like halfway into the drive home,

812
00:39:34,280 --> 00:39:36,560
Speaker 14: I just looked up and I realized he wasn't there anymore.

813
00:39:37,640 --> 00:39:39,879
Speaker 12: Anytime you tell someone to follow you, you realize I'll

814
00:39:39,880 --> 00:39:40,879
Speaker 12: slow your friend's drive.

815
00:39:41,280 --> 00:39:42,040
Speaker 6: I've done this too.

816
00:39:42,080 --> 00:39:43,840
Speaker 2: You gotta call him, You're like, where are you? It's like,

817
00:39:43,880 --> 00:39:44,640
Speaker 2: I'm still two lights?

818
00:39:44,719 --> 00:39:47,200
Speaker 4: Yes, Why didn't you just text him your address or something?

819
00:39:48,040 --> 00:39:51,239
Speaker 14: So I ended up messaging him the next day because

820
00:39:51,239 --> 00:39:55,080
Speaker 14: I wasn't sure like if you purposefully stitched me or.

821
00:39:55,239 --> 00:39:56,000
Speaker 15: Or is he okay?

822
00:39:56,200 --> 00:39:58,520
Speaker 4: Was never an actual like i'm following you?

823
00:39:58,960 --> 00:40:01,400
Speaker 14: Yeah, I wasn't sure, and if he did ditch me,

824
00:40:01,480 --> 00:40:03,200
Speaker 14: I didn't want to be like, oh, where are you

825
00:40:03,280 --> 00:40:05,960
Speaker 14: right now? So I waited until the next day and

826
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:10,560
Speaker 14: I messaged him, and I basically just was kind of like, oh,

827
00:40:10,600 --> 00:40:12,359
Speaker 14: I had such a nice time. I'd love to see

828
00:40:12,360 --> 00:40:14,920
Speaker 14: you again, but I do want to, like, I don't know,

829
00:40:15,239 --> 00:40:17,720
Speaker 14: I just want to like talk to him on the phone.

830
00:40:18,400 --> 00:40:21,000
Speaker 14: I just want to like know what happened, because I

831
00:40:21,120 --> 00:40:23,719
Speaker 14: was really I was really into him, So.

832
00:40:24,080 --> 00:40:24,560
Speaker 3: How are we?

833
00:40:24,760 --> 00:40:26,719
Speaker 6: It sounds like you're really into him? You just want

834
00:40:26,760 --> 00:40:29,160
Speaker 6: to hear his voice one more time to bring you happiness?

835
00:40:29,360 --> 00:40:31,160
Speaker 1: How am I going to column if you guys were

836
00:40:31,200 --> 00:40:32,640
Speaker 1: only messaging through the app?

837
00:40:33,280 --> 00:40:35,560
Speaker 14: Well, so at that point I didn't have his phone number,

838
00:40:35,560 --> 00:40:36,319
Speaker 14: but I have it now.

839
00:40:36,600 --> 00:40:39,440
Speaker 6: Okay, you had the police look it up for how

840
00:40:39,480 --> 00:40:40,520
Speaker 6: did you get a phone.

841
00:40:41,200 --> 00:40:41,640
Speaker 7: On the app?

842
00:40:41,719 --> 00:40:43,160
Speaker 14: Later after, I was like, do you mind if we

843
00:40:43,320 --> 00:40:43,920
Speaker 14: just text? Is that?

844
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:44,280
Speaker 6: Okay?

845
00:40:44,320 --> 00:40:47,400
Speaker 14: So I have texted him after, but now he's just

846
00:40:47,560 --> 00:40:49,400
Speaker 14: kind of not responding.

847
00:40:49,719 --> 00:40:51,719
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, Well that's good.

848
00:40:51,840 --> 00:40:54,719
Speaker 12: Yeah, that means he doesn't despise you enough to give you.

849
00:40:56,160 --> 00:40:57,440
Speaker 1: I thought, yeah, we're going to be one of our

850
00:40:57,440 --> 00:41:01,120
Speaker 1: listeners who loves to do things like really hire private

851
00:41:01,160 --> 00:41:04,799
Speaker 1: detectives or something to.

852
00:41:05,880 --> 00:41:07,120
Speaker 4: I'm actually really relieved.

853
00:41:07,320 --> 00:41:09,080
Speaker 14: No, I have a good friend like that, but I'm

854
00:41:09,080 --> 00:41:10,160
Speaker 14: not okay.

855
00:41:10,920 --> 00:41:11,400
Speaker 15: Right, all right?

856
00:41:11,760 --> 00:41:13,920
Speaker 6: Will you have your friend be our backup plan in

857
00:41:13,920 --> 00:41:16,640
Speaker 6: case we really need to track this rug you guy down,

858
00:41:16,719 --> 00:41:19,120
Speaker 6: But we're gonna come back and call Luke and your

859
00:41:19,280 --> 00:41:23,640
Speaker 6: plenty of fish outback Steakhouse. Second date update a limited

860
00:41:23,760 --> 00:41:29,280
Speaker 6: edition medium rare coming up right after this Second Date update.

861
00:41:31,080 --> 00:41:38,520
Speaker 6: One Girl, One Boy, three entrees, forty thousand calories and

862
00:41:38,760 --> 00:41:44,400
Speaker 6: somehow zero follow up about a second date. For That's

863
00:41:44,440 --> 00:41:47,120
Speaker 6: pretty much what happened when our listener Christine met up

864
00:41:47,120 --> 00:41:51,759
Speaker 6: with the rugged, walking mountain of testosterone named Luke over

865
00:41:51,840 --> 00:41:53,719
Speaker 6: at the Outback Steakhouse and I just.

866
00:41:53,680 --> 00:41:55,480
Speaker 1: Want to grunt right now even talking about it.

867
00:41:56,600 --> 00:41:59,040
Speaker 6: She even gave him the rare offer of you know,

868
00:41:59,160 --> 00:42:01,160
Speaker 6: you can follow me home tonight if you want, and

869
00:42:01,200 --> 00:42:06,239
Speaker 6: I won't be mad. Christine was obviously very into Luke.

870
00:42:06,640 --> 00:42:08,799
Speaker 6: But I'm curious, Christine, what do you have to say

871
00:42:08,800 --> 00:42:11,080
Speaker 6: to anyone who might think you came off as a

872
00:42:11,120 --> 00:42:12,520
Speaker 6: little bit too eager?

873
00:42:13,760 --> 00:42:17,280
Speaker 14: Well, I'm not interested in someone who thinks I'm too eager.

874
00:42:17,440 --> 00:42:19,239
Speaker 14: I want someone who's gonna take me as I am.

875
00:42:19,960 --> 00:42:21,120
Speaker 4: That's a good one.

876
00:42:21,239 --> 00:42:24,920
Speaker 1: And why is being excited about something bad these days?

877
00:42:26,520 --> 00:42:27,280
Speaker 4: Being excited?

878
00:42:27,320 --> 00:42:30,200
Speaker 1: Don't act like you've been there before. You know, live

879
00:42:30,239 --> 00:42:30,800
Speaker 1: in the moment.

880
00:42:31,160 --> 00:42:33,359
Speaker 6: I've never seen a woman before in real life.

881
00:42:33,400 --> 00:42:36,360
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, Hey, you know what and order the

882
00:42:36,440 --> 00:42:37,480
Speaker 1: damn too entrees?

883
00:42:37,600 --> 00:42:47,520
Speaker 4: Yes, life short, all right, that's right in your pants?

884
00:42:48,640 --> 00:42:49,400
Speaker 3: Okay, not that?

885
00:42:49,640 --> 00:42:51,200
Speaker 6: So you remember when I talked about a little bit

886
00:42:51,239 --> 00:42:54,879
Speaker 6: too eager? How it comes across. That's exactly what I'm saying.

887
00:42:55,080 --> 00:42:56,880
Speaker 4: I'm ready to call this guy for you, Christine.

888
00:42:57,360 --> 00:42:59,960
Speaker 6: That's a perfect amount of all right, let's just do it.

889
00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:01,680
Speaker 6: But I'm going to dial number right now. We'll see

890
00:43:01,680 --> 00:43:05,200
Speaker 6: if he picks up. And Christine, remember don't jump in

891
00:43:05,560 --> 00:43:07,440
Speaker 6: until we call you out and tell him that you're

892
00:43:07,440 --> 00:43:07,919
Speaker 6: on the phone.

893
00:43:07,920 --> 00:43:10,760
Speaker 14: Okay, Oh yeah, okay, all right.

894
00:43:11,640 --> 00:43:21,280
Speaker 6: Just try try to hold it in. Here we go. Hello,

895
00:43:21,400 --> 00:43:23,200
Speaker 6: this is Luke. Whoa.

896
00:43:24,600 --> 00:43:24,799
Speaker 2: I know.

897
00:43:24,840 --> 00:43:25,680
Speaker 6: I wasn't expecting that.

898
00:43:27,400 --> 00:43:29,080
Speaker 4: His hands just answered the phone.

899
00:43:29,719 --> 00:43:32,400
Speaker 6: Luke. This is a radio show. We're called Brook and

900
00:43:32,440 --> 00:43:33,200
Speaker 6: Jeffrey in the Morning.

901
00:43:34,320 --> 00:43:35,239
Speaker 8: What's going on? Guys?

902
00:43:35,360 --> 00:43:37,680
Speaker 2: Sorry, man, we know this is weird. Let Jeff explain.

903
00:43:37,840 --> 00:43:39,680
Speaker 6: This is a radio show. We're called Brook and Jeffrey

904
00:43:39,719 --> 00:43:41,920
Speaker 6: in the Morning, and we're doing a segment called a

905
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:51,319
Speaker 6: second Date Update. Second Date Update there, sorry about that, okay, Yeah,

906
00:43:51,360 --> 00:43:53,920
Speaker 6: So basically, it's a segment where we try to help

907
00:43:53,960 --> 00:43:56,520
Speaker 6: out listeners in their dating lives. If they've gone out

908
00:43:56,520 --> 00:43:58,480
Speaker 6: with someone and they're not getting a call back for

909
00:43:58,560 --> 00:44:01,279
Speaker 6: a second meet up, we can try and reach out

910
00:44:01,280 --> 00:44:03,239
Speaker 6: on their behalf to figure out why.

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00:44:03,840 --> 00:44:06,360
Speaker 8: Okay, I've heard of it.

912
00:44:06,680 --> 00:44:09,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, and we've heard some good things about you.

913
00:44:09,920 --> 00:44:11,799
Speaker 4: M was that too eager.

914
00:44:11,920 --> 00:44:17,840
Speaker 6: North Li tone was a little bit sensual. Yeah, we

915
00:44:17,880 --> 00:44:20,480
Speaker 6: heard it from a woman named Christine who you took

916
00:44:20,560 --> 00:44:23,399
Speaker 6: to the Outback steakhouse recently, and now you're not calling

917
00:44:23,400 --> 00:44:23,759
Speaker 6: her back.

918
00:44:25,200 --> 00:44:28,120
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, she knows why.

919
00:44:28,680 --> 00:44:29,680
Speaker 4: Actually she doesn't.

920
00:44:30,080 --> 00:44:32,600
Speaker 6: She has no idea why, Otherwise she wouldn't be reaching

921
00:44:32,600 --> 00:44:35,080
Speaker 6: out to our show to get a hold of you.

922
00:44:35,200 --> 00:44:40,840
Speaker 1: Really, well, you're yeah, that's interesting. Obviously, it sounds like

923
00:44:41,440 --> 00:44:42,720
Speaker 1: it should be pretty apparent.

924
00:44:44,120 --> 00:44:46,799
Speaker 8: Well, when you bring your three kids on the day

925
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Speaker 8: and you don't tell the person that you're going on

926
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Speaker 8: the date with bringing your third kid, well.

927
00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:58,799
Speaker 1: Goodness, wait, she did not mention she brought children or

928
00:44:58,840 --> 00:45:01,520
Speaker 1: had children, or you home to her house with children.

929
00:45:01,800 --> 00:45:05,399
Speaker 8: Yeah, she has three kids, as she put on the date,

930
00:45:05,480 --> 00:45:06,759
Speaker 8: they're like five seven, and.

931
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Speaker 6: They were at the table with you, or they were

932
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Speaker 6: out waiting in the car.

933
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Speaker 2: Let's hope not.

934
00:45:13,800 --> 00:45:16,279
Speaker 6: Jeff, Yes, this.

935
00:45:16,320 --> 00:45:17,000
Speaker 9: Is a good gauge.

936
00:45:20,480 --> 00:45:23,319
Speaker 8: Yeah. Look, I've been on some dates, and I mean

937
00:45:23,440 --> 00:45:27,040
Speaker 8: there was some positives about it, but I wasn't expecting

938
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Speaker 8: to pay for all their meals.

939
00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:31,880
Speaker 4: Oh well, that's why she ordered the second entree.

940
00:45:32,200 --> 00:45:34,560
Speaker 8: Yeah, I mean it got a little bit weird. I

941
00:45:34,560 --> 00:45:36,600
Speaker 8: had to take the younger one to the bathroom.

942
00:45:36,960 --> 00:45:41,520
Speaker 6: Oh, she had a stranger take herself to the bathroom.

943
00:45:44,080 --> 00:45:47,000
Speaker 8: Older Yeah, the older kid was being really weird and

944
00:45:47,160 --> 00:45:49,400
Speaker 8: wouldn't do it so.

945
00:45:48,800 --> 00:45:49,480
Speaker 6: Good for you.

946
00:45:49,560 --> 00:45:53,120
Speaker 1: Many questions like how did she even introduce you to

947
00:45:53,160 --> 00:45:55,360
Speaker 1: the children, like as a mom's.

948
00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:59,279
Speaker 8: Friend or what she just you know, said, these are

949
00:45:59,280 --> 00:46:02,000
Speaker 8: my kids, these are Luke, and you know, it's have

950
00:46:02,120 --> 00:46:04,720
Speaker 8: fun And it was. It was different for sure.

951
00:46:06,960 --> 00:46:10,640
Speaker 4: I mean, were they good kids? Are they well behaved kids?

952
00:46:10,960 --> 00:46:11,120
Speaker 17: Oh?

953
00:46:11,200 --> 00:46:14,080
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, no, they were well behaved. I mean except

954
00:46:14,120 --> 00:46:16,279
Speaker 8: for when it came to the bathroom. The one was

955
00:46:16,320 --> 00:46:17,319
Speaker 8: being a little bit of a brad.

956
00:46:17,360 --> 00:46:20,000
Speaker 1: But yeah, okay, why would.

957
00:46:19,880 --> 00:46:22,520
Speaker 4: She not tell us that like that is so bizarre.

958
00:46:23,640 --> 00:46:25,759
Speaker 6: It's actually a great question, Brooke, and we should just

959
00:46:25,800 --> 00:46:28,960
Speaker 6: ask it directly to Christine, because Luke, you don't know this,

960
00:46:29,120 --> 00:46:31,680
Speaker 6: but she's on the other line right now waiting to

961
00:46:31,719 --> 00:46:33,239
Speaker 6: jump in and talk to you.

962
00:46:33,239 --> 00:46:33,719
Speaker 8: Wait, what.

963
00:46:35,640 --> 00:46:41,120
Speaker 1: The kids are at school, so it's just us.

964
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Speaker 9: Hello are you there?

965
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Speaker 14: Hello?

966
00:46:43,719 --> 00:46:48,800
Speaker 6: Yes, I'm here. Yeah, you've got some explaining to do, Christine.

967
00:46:49,360 --> 00:46:51,879
Speaker 14: Well, look, I didn't tell you guys that I brought

968
00:46:51,960 --> 00:46:55,520
Speaker 14: my kids because you didn't have No, no, no.

969
00:46:56,600 --> 00:46:57,960
Speaker 4: It's not normal there.

970
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Speaker 6: We probably should be more thorough always kids on the dates.

971
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Speaker 4: Karids don't bring kids on dates. They don't bring kids

972
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Speaker 4: if you're married and on a date. They don't kids

973
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Speaker 4: if you're not married and single and on a date.

974
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Speaker 2: He's not considered.

975
00:47:12,920 --> 00:47:16,160
Speaker 6: Okay, so you've read the rule book on dating with children.

976
00:47:17,680 --> 00:47:20,720
Speaker 1: Nothing sexy about being out on a date and having

977
00:47:20,840 --> 00:47:23,520
Speaker 1: children there, especially if they're your children and you have

978
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Speaker 1: to take care of them.

979
00:47:24,320 --> 00:47:26,520
Speaker 6: Okay. You sure are judging her a lot, and we

980
00:47:26,560 --> 00:47:29,239
Speaker 6: haven't even heard the reason why. Like, maybe there's a

981
00:47:29,280 --> 00:47:33,880
Speaker 6: totally logical explanation behind us, right, Christine.

982
00:47:33,360 --> 00:47:36,959
Speaker 14: I just figured if he's gonna date me, he needs

983
00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:38,880
Speaker 14: to know all the people that I have in my

984
00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:41,320
Speaker 14: life and that are very close to me, who closer

985
00:47:41,320 --> 00:47:43,439
Speaker 14: to me than my children. So I just thought it'd

986
00:47:43,480 --> 00:47:45,440
Speaker 14: be a good way to just meet us all up front.

987
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Speaker 14: And honestly, I mean, look, you handled my three kids

988
00:47:48,640 --> 00:47:51,160
Speaker 14: really well. I think I could see us having.

989
00:47:50,960 --> 00:47:53,960
Speaker 9: More whoa whoa more than three?

990
00:47:54,960 --> 00:47:57,960
Speaker 14: Oh yeah, I want at least six kids. And as

991
00:47:57,960 --> 00:48:00,520
Speaker 14: he said, I only have boys, so you get some

992
00:48:00,560 --> 00:48:01,920
Speaker 14: girls in there to balance it out.

993
00:48:02,480 --> 00:48:04,880
Speaker 6: Wow, yeah, Luke, she just put it on the table

994
00:48:04,920 --> 00:48:05,160
Speaker 6: for you.

995
00:48:05,200 --> 00:48:08,040
Speaker 8: What do you think I did not know she was

996
00:48:08,040 --> 00:48:09,520
Speaker 8: sharing to be ACoM.

997
00:48:11,960 --> 00:48:12,000
Speaker 13: Like.

998
00:48:12,400 --> 00:48:14,959
Speaker 8: I gotta be honest. You know, when she invited me back.

999
00:48:15,080 --> 00:48:17,920
Speaker 8: At first I was like, okay, but it felt a

1000
00:48:17,920 --> 00:48:21,000
Speaker 8: little weird. And then on the way there, I was like,

1001
00:48:21,080 --> 00:48:22,399
Speaker 8: what are we going to do when we get there?

1002
00:48:22,400 --> 00:48:24,040
Speaker 8: You wanted to watch a movie? We're gonna watch like

1003
00:48:24,120 --> 00:48:25,480
Speaker 8: Mawana or something.

1004
00:48:26,800 --> 00:48:26,960
Speaker 2: Great.

1005
00:48:27,040 --> 00:48:29,319
Speaker 6: He's familiar with nadies. That's a good sign.

1006
00:48:30,320 --> 00:48:32,239
Speaker 14: Yeah, but I mean I certainly have a lot of

1007
00:48:32,280 --> 00:48:34,720
Speaker 14: movies to choose from. I just thought it would be kind.

1008
00:48:34,560 --> 00:48:38,600
Speaker 8: Of nice to do a family I just think that

1009
00:48:38,880 --> 00:48:41,799
Speaker 8: something you mentioned on a first date, that you have kids,

1010
00:48:41,840 --> 00:48:44,439
Speaker 8: you don't necessarily bring them on the first date.

1011
00:48:44,640 --> 00:48:47,160
Speaker 1: It can't be good for your kids to be part

1012
00:48:47,200 --> 00:48:48,120
Speaker 1: of your dating life.

1013
00:48:48,160 --> 00:48:51,400
Speaker 4: Hey, they got a nice meal out of it. Brother, Fine,

1014
00:48:52,640 --> 00:48:55,320
Speaker 4: Alexis do you like being involved with your mother's dating life?

1015
00:48:55,400 --> 00:48:55,640
Speaker 5: Okay?

1016
00:48:55,640 --> 00:48:58,919
Speaker 6: Well no, but but she's older now. As a five

1017
00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:00,240
Speaker 6: or seven year old would.

1018
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Speaker 14: Been really fun of Well, I mean, it could have

1019
00:49:01,880 --> 00:49:04,640
Speaker 14: turned out a lot worse. You know, my two baby daddies,

1020
00:49:04,719 --> 00:49:06,279
Speaker 14: they were asking what I was up to. I was

1021
00:49:06,320 --> 00:49:07,759
Speaker 14: thinking about even inviting them.

1022
00:49:08,640 --> 00:49:11,600
Speaker 6: No, you said, baby daddy's plural, there's multiple.

1023
00:49:11,719 --> 00:49:15,799
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's fine. Yeah, why would you bring them on

1024
00:49:15,840 --> 00:49:16,239
Speaker 4: a date?

1025
00:49:17,320 --> 00:49:19,800
Speaker 14: They asked, and they have every right to see their kids,

1026
00:49:19,840 --> 00:49:24,680
Speaker 14: So I mean, if they want to come by.

1027
00:49:23,040 --> 00:49:27,440
Speaker 8: Wowty, three kids is some baggage, but three kids and

1028
00:49:27,480 --> 00:49:30,000
Speaker 8: two baby daddies, that's a whole lot of baggage.

1029
00:49:30,040 --> 00:49:32,000
Speaker 4: But they do feel It does sound like they all

1030
00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:33,600
Speaker 4: get along. Yeah, we do.

1031
00:49:33,640 --> 00:49:35,120
Speaker 14: I get along with the two of them. I don't

1032
00:49:35,120 --> 00:49:35,799
Speaker 14: get along with the.

1033
00:49:35,760 --> 00:49:39,560
Speaker 6: Other one, though. Oh it makes sense.

1034
00:49:39,560 --> 00:49:42,640
Speaker 8: Are you trying to have six kids by six different guys?

1035
00:49:42,680 --> 00:49:43,480
Speaker 8: Like what's going on?

1036
00:49:44,360 --> 00:49:47,239
Speaker 14: Just Family's really important to me. And look, Luke, I

1037
00:49:47,239 --> 00:49:50,480
Speaker 14: think you're great. I think you're this like wonderful, traditional

1038
00:49:50,520 --> 00:49:53,200
Speaker 14: manly guy. I love your big hand and I just

1039
00:49:53,239 --> 00:49:56,520
Speaker 14: thought maybe, if you're up for it, we could do

1040
00:49:56,560 --> 00:49:58,439
Speaker 14: a date with less people and I could just bring

1041
00:49:58,520 --> 00:49:59,520
Speaker 14: like one kid or something.

1042
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:02,560
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, that's a pretty good deal for you, Luke,

1043
00:50:02,760 --> 00:50:03,600
Speaker 6: because I.

1044
00:50:03,920 --> 00:50:06,680
Speaker 1: Mean I get how expensive babysitting is, so there is that.

1045
00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:10,560
Speaker 6: Yeah, And it sounds, Luke like you weren't turned off

1046
00:50:10,600 --> 00:50:12,799
Speaker 6: by the fact that she had kids. It's just that

1047
00:50:13,120 --> 00:50:16,680
Speaker 6: she surprised you with him, and you weren't ready for it. So, Luke,

1048
00:50:16,760 --> 00:50:19,880
Speaker 6: hopefully you can forgive her for her one little mistake

1049
00:50:19,920 --> 00:50:24,479
Speaker 6: of not warning you about her mistakes not warning you,

1050
00:50:24,800 --> 00:50:27,239
Speaker 6: and then we would love to offer to send you

1051
00:50:27,280 --> 00:50:29,319
Speaker 6: on one more date with her, a date that we

1052
00:50:29,360 --> 00:50:30,040
Speaker 6: would pay for.

1053
00:50:30,640 --> 00:50:32,840
Speaker 14: I'm only going to bring one kid next time. I

1054
00:50:32,880 --> 00:50:35,359
Speaker 14: won't bring all three. It'll be a much cheaper date.

1055
00:50:35,840 --> 00:50:37,000
Speaker 14: I think it'll go a lot better.

1056
00:50:37,800 --> 00:50:39,719
Speaker 2: Wait, which one are you bringing? The bathroom one or

1057
00:50:39,719 --> 00:50:40,399
Speaker 2: the troubled one.

1058
00:50:40,440 --> 00:50:46,120
Speaker 6: You probably shouldn't bring the bathroom one middays like the

1059
00:50:46,160 --> 00:50:48,960
Speaker 6: good one. What do you say, Luke, one more chance?

1060
00:50:49,520 --> 00:50:55,000
Speaker 8: I'm gonna have to pass guys, Sorry about Oh wow, Sorry, Christine.

1061
00:50:55,000 --> 00:50:58,239
Speaker 8: You're a really sweet girl, and I hope everything works

1062
00:50:58,280 --> 00:50:58,640
Speaker 8: out for you.

1063
00:50:59,360 --> 00:51:00,600
Speaker 2: Good negative.

1064
00:51:01,080 --> 00:51:04,839
Speaker 6: Yeah, you're just saying that because his voice is really sexy.

1065
00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:06,520
Speaker 14: It is a very sexy voice.

1066
00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:13,319
Speaker 6: Jeffrey in the morning. A lot of weirdness in that call,

1067
00:51:13,400 --> 00:51:15,879
Speaker 6: for sure. But at the end of the day, it was.

1068
00:51:15,800 --> 00:51:19,600
Speaker 1: On us because we didn't ask if you brought her

1069
00:51:19,640 --> 00:51:20,840
Speaker 1: three children.

1070
00:51:21,239 --> 00:51:25,359
Speaker 6: Said I ordered multiple meals, multiple dinners, and no one

1071
00:51:25,400 --> 00:51:27,680
Speaker 6: in the room was like, oh, were there other people

1072
00:51:27,719 --> 00:51:30,240
Speaker 6: at the table with you? No, we all just assumed

1073
00:51:30,280 --> 00:51:33,080
Speaker 6: she ate it herself, because that's exactly what we would.

1074
00:51:32,960 --> 00:51:37,000
Speaker 4: Do were She's like, get a girl, I'm a hungry girl.

1075
00:51:37,920 --> 00:51:41,120
Speaker 1: I got her on that the three kids she lost

1076
00:51:41,120 --> 00:51:42,040
Speaker 1: me on We.

1077
00:51:41,920 --> 00:51:44,960
Speaker 6: Should have been more forward and more asking better with

1078
00:51:44,960 --> 00:51:47,640
Speaker 6: our journalistic abilities, Brooke, you went to college for this.

1079
00:51:47,880 --> 00:51:48,319
Speaker 3: Come on.

1080
00:51:49,560 --> 00:51:51,480
Speaker 4: The last thing I want to think about when I'm

1081
00:51:51,520 --> 00:51:52,839
Speaker 4: on a date is kids.

1082
00:51:55,200 --> 00:51:55,399
Speaker 7: Them.

1083
00:51:55,560 --> 00:51:57,400
Speaker 4: Yes, and you don't want to think about him when

1084
00:51:57,400 --> 00:51:58,719
Speaker 4: you're having a romantic date.

1085
00:51:59,080 --> 00:52:01,879
Speaker 6: Okay, But again, I think the point is we can

1086
00:52:01,920 --> 00:52:05,000
Speaker 6: be better and not have surprises like that slam us

1087
00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:06,720
Speaker 6: in the face the next time we do a call

1088
00:52:06,760 --> 00:52:11,800
Speaker 6: like this. All right, Yeah it was. That was really tragic.

1089
00:52:11,880 --> 00:52:14,360
Speaker 6: But we do have some good work in our history.

1090
00:52:14,400 --> 00:52:16,440
Speaker 6: You can go find some of it online, and all

1091
00:52:16,440 --> 00:52:19,000
Speaker 6: of our podcasts they're available up wherever you get them.

1092
00:52:19,120 --> 00:52:22,960
Speaker 7: Apbrook and Jeffrey Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

1093
00:52:24,160 --> 00:52:27,600
Speaker 6: It's that time of the year where normal, everyday things

1094
00:52:27,840 --> 00:52:35,879
Speaker 6: just start to feel creepier, Like that stray black cat

1095
00:52:35,880 --> 00:52:39,640
Speaker 6: in your neighborhood now only shows up during full moons,

1096
00:52:40,840 --> 00:52:43,280
Speaker 6: and the pumpkins on your front porch are all holding

1097
00:52:43,400 --> 00:52:49,279
Speaker 6: knives trying to carve themselves and every night when the

1098
00:52:49,280 --> 00:52:54,799
Speaker 6: clock strikes twelve, you hear strange moans coming from your parents' bedroom. Wait,

1099
00:53:03,320 --> 00:53:07,040
Speaker 6: and there's one place that transforms every single Halloween from

1100
00:53:07,080 --> 00:53:10,480
Speaker 6: a regular old building into a full blown haunted attraction.

1101
00:53:11,080 --> 00:53:13,560
Speaker 6: So we send josean Alexis down to it to ask

1102
00:53:13,560 --> 00:53:16,520
Speaker 6: people in line what you're doing at the haunted house.

1103
00:53:16,960 --> 00:53:19,160
Speaker 6: We're you gonna play in the audio coming up right

1104
00:53:19,200 --> 00:53:27,960
Speaker 6: after this constipated clowns angry zombies, no skeletons with bad

1105
00:53:28,200 --> 00:53:34,080
Speaker 6: joint pain. He really should see a rheumatologist about that.

1106
00:53:34,880 --> 00:53:37,640
Speaker 6: I wonder if Satan's healthcare plane covers hip replacements, because

1107
00:53:37,680 --> 00:53:40,040
Speaker 6: he really should look after his legion of undead minions.

1108
00:53:40,040 --> 00:53:42,640
Speaker 6: It's just saying, but why do I bring all this up?

1109
00:53:42,920 --> 00:53:45,440
Speaker 6: Because recently we send jose and Alexis down to the

1110
00:53:45,440 --> 00:53:48,719
Speaker 6: place where all these creepy monsters and ghouls love to

1111
00:53:48,800 --> 00:53:52,400
Speaker 6: hang out, at one of the most terrifying haunted houses

1112
00:53:52,560 --> 00:53:55,840
Speaker 6: in the area. Yeah, so they could ask the thrill

1113
00:53:55,920 --> 00:53:59,200
Speaker 6: seekers a simple question, what you're doing at the haunted house?

1114
00:53:59,760 --> 00:54:02,480
Speaker 3: What you're doing at the haunted house? We're just here

1115
00:54:02,520 --> 00:54:02,879
Speaker 3: for fun.

1116
00:54:03,040 --> 00:54:04,279
Speaker 2: She wanted to go to the haunted house.

1117
00:54:04,320 --> 00:54:05,280
Speaker 3: I heard the Morgue.

1118
00:54:05,320 --> 00:54:06,680
Speaker 2: I was like, shoot, we gotta try it out.

1119
00:54:06,960 --> 00:54:09,279
Speaker 12: Okay, do you understand how crazy that statement is?

1120
00:54:09,360 --> 00:54:11,440
Speaker 3: You just said, I'm here to have fun.

1121
00:54:11,600 --> 00:54:14,719
Speaker 12: I saw a haunted Morgan decided to come here.

1122
00:54:15,400 --> 00:54:16,680
Speaker 3: Why is this your boyfriend?

1123
00:54:17,440 --> 00:54:20,000
Speaker 4: It's actually our first date. This is your first day.

1124
00:54:20,360 --> 00:54:22,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, what are you gonna do? Are you gonna are

1125
00:54:22,400 --> 00:54:23,799
Speaker 3: you gonna use this to your advantage?

1126
00:54:23,920 --> 00:54:24,920
Speaker 9: Like here, hold me?

1127
00:54:25,600 --> 00:54:27,600
Speaker 3: I didn't think about that, but that's that's a good method.

1128
00:54:27,600 --> 00:54:29,919
Speaker 12: You're gonna hold her in there, You're gonna protect her

1129
00:54:30,040 --> 00:54:31,359
Speaker 12: by the way, you smell really good.

1130
00:54:31,400 --> 00:54:32,160
Speaker 6: You got close in.

1131
00:54:32,360 --> 00:54:34,440
Speaker 3: I appreciate you. Yeah, you're sir of killing it dog you.

1132
00:54:36,800 --> 00:54:38,200
Speaker 4: I appreciated that bro moment.

1133
00:54:38,360 --> 00:54:39,000
Speaker 7: Yeah, I know what.

1134
00:54:39,400 --> 00:54:41,279
Speaker 2: He looked a little nervous, but she looked like she

1135
00:54:41,320 --> 00:54:41,839
Speaker 2: was having fun.

1136
00:54:41,880 --> 00:54:43,560
Speaker 6: So I want him to know, like, I think this

1137
00:54:43,600 --> 00:54:46,239
Speaker 6: is a good day guarantee. He left that night being

1138
00:54:46,320 --> 00:54:48,520
Speaker 6: like the scariest part of the whole evening was that

1139
00:54:48,520 --> 00:54:51,200
Speaker 6: weird radio guy outside.

1140
00:54:50,800 --> 00:54:52,480
Speaker 2: Of the house sniffing on him.

1141
00:54:52,560 --> 00:54:54,239
Speaker 1: I don't know why, but I always feel like that's

1142
00:54:54,239 --> 00:54:55,960
Speaker 1: gonna backfire. And a guy taking a girl to a

1143
00:54:56,000 --> 00:54:58,439
Speaker 1: haunted house on their first date, like he screams more,

1144
00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:00,600
Speaker 1: he's not the protector that she wanted.

1145
00:55:00,960 --> 00:55:04,439
Speaker 12: She smelled good, so anytime she comes, it's a good It's.

1146
00:55:06,040 --> 00:55:07,440
Speaker 4: What you're doing at the haunted house.

1147
00:55:07,800 --> 00:55:08,680
Speaker 6: I can have fun?

1148
00:55:08,920 --> 00:55:09,799
Speaker 4: And who are you with here?

1149
00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:10,919
Speaker 3: I got my friend Zach.

1150
00:55:11,080 --> 00:55:11,279
Speaker 15: Hi.

1151
00:55:11,520 --> 00:55:13,080
Speaker 4: Have you guys gone inside the house yet?

1152
00:55:13,360 --> 00:55:13,520
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1153
00:55:13,600 --> 00:55:15,680
Speaker 4: Yeah? Did you have fun in there?

1154
00:55:15,920 --> 00:55:16,359
Speaker 7: Oh? Yeah?

1155
00:55:16,600 --> 00:55:17,360
Speaker 4: Scary or no?

1156
00:55:18,080 --> 00:55:19,359
Speaker 6: Sometimes they came out.

1157
00:55:19,360 --> 00:55:21,000
Speaker 9: I mean I got a little a little freaked out, but.

1158
00:55:20,960 --> 00:55:23,839
Speaker 6: No, not really. It was you don't get scared? No,

1159
00:55:23,880 --> 00:55:24,840
Speaker 6: not really? No with this?

1160
00:55:25,120 --> 00:55:26,279
Speaker 4: Okay, you're his friend?

1161
00:55:26,320 --> 00:55:26,759
Speaker 6: Back that up.

1162
00:55:26,760 --> 00:55:27,880
Speaker 4: Does he actually get scared or not?

1163
00:55:28,040 --> 00:55:29,880
Speaker 6: The only thing he gets scared of his taxes?

1164
00:55:30,320 --> 00:55:30,920
Speaker 3: Oh?

1165
00:55:31,360 --> 00:55:32,120
Speaker 4: Are you bad at them?

1166
00:55:32,120 --> 00:55:33,920
Speaker 5: Are you doing a lot of illegal activity?

1167
00:55:34,040 --> 00:55:34,120
Speaker 13: Like?

1168
00:55:34,160 --> 00:55:34,799
Speaker 5: Do I want to know?

1169
00:55:35,719 --> 00:55:35,839
Speaker 1: No?

1170
00:55:35,920 --> 00:55:36,239
Speaker 16: Call it?

1171
00:55:36,440 --> 00:55:38,080
Speaker 5: Okay, So say you go in to hont house full

1172
00:55:38,080 --> 00:55:39,919
Speaker 5: of ir S agent and taxpapers?

1173
00:55:40,040 --> 00:55:45,400
Speaker 6: Then what hide? That's a brilliant ideal, Alexis. They should

1174
00:55:45,480 --> 00:55:49,360
Speaker 6: do haunted houses about like taxes and being audited.

1175
00:55:49,200 --> 00:55:50,360
Speaker 4: Real nightmares.

1176
00:55:50,800 --> 00:55:53,640
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's what you're doing at the Haunted

1177
00:55:53,640 --> 00:55:56,040
Speaker 6: House where Jseana alexis. We're interviewing people outside one of

1178
00:55:56,080 --> 00:55:59,320
Speaker 6: the scariest haunted attractions in town and This next clip

1179
00:55:59,360 --> 00:56:02,400
Speaker 6: probably needs a little bit of setup because Jose's interviewing

1180
00:56:02,440 --> 00:56:06,920
Speaker 6: one of the undead workers. Yeah, it's weird. She wasn't inside,

1181
00:56:07,120 --> 00:56:08,839
Speaker 6: she was chilling out in the back.

1182
00:56:08,920 --> 00:56:11,280
Speaker 4: Oh, get breaks too right, I'm looking.

1183
00:56:11,320 --> 00:56:14,440
Speaker 6: Really creepy and holding an electric cattle pop on the line.

1184
00:56:14,560 --> 00:56:14,920
Speaker 7: Yeah.

1185
00:56:14,960 --> 00:56:16,839
Speaker 6: Did she really work there? Or was that just a

1186
00:56:16,840 --> 00:56:18,000
Speaker 6: normal lady having.

1187
00:56:19,400 --> 00:56:19,480
Speaker 7: It?

1188
00:56:19,520 --> 00:56:22,840
Speaker 6: Doesn't matter. Jose's always looking for the most interesting people

1189
00:56:22,840 --> 00:56:24,280
Speaker 6: to interview. So let's listen.

1190
00:56:24,719 --> 00:56:29,200
Speaker 3: What you're doing at the Haunted House? Can I interview you?

1191
00:56:29,239 --> 00:56:32,000
Speaker 3: Can you talk? Are you dead? I'm the head nurse

1192
00:56:32,040 --> 00:56:32,520
Speaker 3: of the Mug.

1193
00:56:32,880 --> 00:56:34,839
Speaker 4: My name is Midrid Knights in Hell.

1194
00:56:35,280 --> 00:56:37,839
Speaker 1: I was born in nineteen twenty eight and I've been

1195
00:56:37,880 --> 00:56:39,680
Speaker 1: with this mud since.

1196
00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:43,080
Speaker 3: Wait, this is where at the morgue? You never left here?

1197
00:56:43,360 --> 00:56:44,920
Speaker 4: I've never left the Mug.

1198
00:56:45,280 --> 00:56:48,160
Speaker 3: Okay, Uh were you married? Did you have a boyfriend?

1199
00:56:48,360 --> 00:56:48,480
Speaker 7: Uh?

1200
00:56:48,520 --> 00:56:49,680
Speaker 3: What do I ask a ghost?

1201
00:56:50,080 --> 00:56:54,919
Speaker 1: I find solace and the dead bodies inside?

1202
00:56:55,280 --> 00:56:57,600
Speaker 3: You actually do sound like an ex girlfriend of mine.

1203
00:56:57,719 --> 00:57:01,440
Speaker 12: Poly Okay, well you go to day. Okay, you know what,

1204
00:57:01,480 --> 00:57:03,600
Speaker 12: I'm going to end this interview and run for my life.

1205
00:57:03,880 --> 00:57:09,439
Speaker 6: Which that was the cattle prod?

1206
00:57:09,520 --> 00:57:09,879
Speaker 7: I guess?

1207
00:57:09,960 --> 00:57:12,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, try to kill me.

1208
00:57:12,840 --> 00:57:15,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, you shouldn't turn down flush eating zombie.

1209
00:57:16,040 --> 00:57:18,600
Speaker 2: Well, I'm thinkuring what happened was when she asked me

1210
00:57:18,640 --> 00:57:20,800
Speaker 2: on a date. She has to kill me in order

1211
00:57:20,840 --> 00:57:27,640
Speaker 2: for us to go. I'm alive, everybody.

1212
00:57:27,680 --> 00:57:29,720
Speaker 6: It feels nice, though, get hit on, even by the

1213
00:57:30,000 --> 00:57:30,640
Speaker 6: undead man.

1214
00:57:30,720 --> 00:57:31,760
Speaker 2: It's about time.

1215
00:57:32,560 --> 00:57:34,560
Speaker 4: You think you're ever like picky on who they want

1216
00:57:34,560 --> 00:57:34,919
Speaker 4: to kill?

1217
00:57:34,960 --> 00:57:35,040
Speaker 6: Like?

1218
00:57:35,120 --> 00:57:38,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, what was look at that booty like that?

1219
00:57:38,560 --> 00:57:42,280
Speaker 6: I think they want the ones with the biggest brains. Ye,

1220
00:57:42,720 --> 00:57:45,040
Speaker 6: smart guys, I know it's not very our.

1221
00:57:44,960 --> 00:57:47,520
Speaker 4: Type on this show for dead people.

1222
00:57:47,680 --> 00:57:49,840
Speaker 5: What you're doing at the haunted house trying to get

1223
00:57:49,840 --> 00:57:50,560
Speaker 5: a little scared?

1224
00:57:50,960 --> 00:57:51,160
Speaker 7: Yeah?

1225
00:57:51,360 --> 00:57:52,640
Speaker 4: And is that working so far?

1226
00:57:52,880 --> 00:57:56,480
Speaker 6: I mean yeah, I mean I'm cold, but no scared.

1227
00:57:56,880 --> 00:57:59,000
Speaker 5: The people walking around me, got a clown on stilt's

1228
00:57:59,000 --> 00:58:01,440
Speaker 5: the creepy lady, the guy, the taser, none of it.

1229
00:58:01,680 --> 00:58:04,000
Speaker 12: Oh, I mean, I guess I don't know what to expect.

1230
00:58:04,040 --> 00:58:04,240
Speaker 6: Yeah.

1231
00:58:04,280 --> 00:58:06,280
Speaker 3: I like the sounds of a Chainsawso.

1232
00:58:06,160 --> 00:58:06,960
Speaker 4: You like the sounds?

1233
00:58:07,160 --> 00:58:07,280
Speaker 7: Oh?

1234
00:58:07,360 --> 00:58:10,720
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, you watched scary movie No. One of the

1235
00:58:10,800 --> 00:58:13,040
Speaker 4: chainsaw Masker that guy. Who have you seen that movie?

1236
00:58:13,080 --> 00:58:13,840
Speaker 4: You love chainsaw?

1237
00:58:14,120 --> 00:58:15,360
Speaker 3: I know, No, I haven't.

1238
00:58:15,400 --> 00:58:17,080
Speaker 13: No, I've did a few of the psycho killers.

1239
00:58:17,080 --> 00:58:17,800
Speaker 3: Well that's about it.

1240
00:58:18,160 --> 00:58:20,240
Speaker 5: I'm trying to ask you if there's any cute scary

1241
00:58:20,280 --> 00:58:20,760
Speaker 5: movie killers.

1242
00:58:20,760 --> 00:58:22,040
Speaker 4: That's why I was going with this, But now you

1243
00:58:22,080 --> 00:58:22,640
Speaker 4: don't know anything.

1244
00:58:22,840 --> 00:58:27,640
Speaker 13: Yeah, I know that's Ted Bundy on the spot back Efron.

1245
00:58:27,680 --> 00:58:29,880
Speaker 5: Thing really messed with my head because it original, the

1246
00:58:29,880 --> 00:58:30,920
Speaker 5: original whoa.

1247
00:58:30,720 --> 00:58:35,240
Speaker 4: Okay, but did she just say a real serial killer?

1248
00:58:35,280 --> 00:58:35,480
Speaker 14: Yes?

1249
00:58:36,240 --> 00:58:37,720
Speaker 4: I was going for fake ones.

1250
00:58:37,880 --> 00:58:38,280
Speaker 1: Okay.

1251
00:58:38,400 --> 00:58:38,919
Speaker 11: F Yeah.

1252
00:58:40,120 --> 00:58:42,280
Speaker 2: She tried to be like, oh the new movie, like

1253
00:58:42,320 --> 00:58:45,040
Speaker 2: the zach Efron. She's like, no, no original act guy.

1254
00:58:45,280 --> 00:58:47,440
Speaker 6: Yeah. So she has a choice to go out with

1255
00:58:47,880 --> 00:58:50,960
Speaker 6: Zach Effron or the actual Ted Bundy, and she's like,

1256
00:58:51,120 --> 00:58:52,720
Speaker 6: give me Ted. Yeah.

1257
00:58:52,760 --> 00:58:54,600
Speaker 4: Can I guess? Was she there by herself?

1258
00:58:54,640 --> 00:58:57,000
Speaker 2: Alexis no scared friend?

1259
00:58:57,000 --> 00:59:01,240
Speaker 5: Next did very timid quiet Fred you tell yeah, all right,

1260
00:59:01,760 --> 00:59:03,320
Speaker 5: I can see why you'd be scared to be with

1261
00:59:03,360 --> 00:59:03,840
Speaker 5: her anywhere.

1262
00:59:03,920 --> 00:59:06,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, probably a happy hour too, you know your chainsaw.

1263
00:59:06,960 --> 00:59:07,800
Speaker 2: Let's walk towards it.

1264
00:59:08,680 --> 00:59:10,040
Speaker 6: I'm just gonna ask you questions.

1265
00:59:10,400 --> 00:59:11,400
Speaker 3: What you're doing at.

1266
00:59:11,240 --> 00:59:13,400
Speaker 6: The Haunted House trying to get scared?

1267
00:59:13,720 --> 00:59:16,080
Speaker 3: Okay, And we're kind of not at the hommted House.

1268
00:59:16,120 --> 00:59:19,040
Speaker 3: We're we're at a separate haunted maze. You guys were.

1269
00:59:18,880 --> 00:59:21,680
Speaker 6: Saying, Yeah, it's amazed, it's a separate edition. It's like

1270
00:59:21,680 --> 00:59:22,240
Speaker 6: ten bucks.

1271
00:59:22,320 --> 00:59:24,560
Speaker 3: Okay, so what makes it like haunted and scary?

1272
00:59:24,640 --> 00:59:25,800
Speaker 6: I've never been in a maze.

1273
00:59:26,120 --> 00:59:26,440
Speaker 2: I don't know.

1274
00:59:26,440 --> 00:59:28,440
Speaker 3: It's our first time too, so we'll find out. Oh

1275
00:59:28,680 --> 00:59:31,320
Speaker 3: you seemed pretty calm. Yeah, is anybody scared?

1276
00:59:31,320 --> 00:59:31,480
Speaker 17: Guy?

1277
00:59:31,520 --> 00:59:32,040
Speaker 3: Are you scared?

1278
00:59:32,360 --> 00:59:33,360
Speaker 6: I'm scared. I'm scared.

1279
00:59:33,440 --> 00:59:34,240
Speaker 3: What are you scared of?

1280
00:59:34,360 --> 00:59:36,440
Speaker 6: I'm scared of everything. I was scared of jump scares?

1281
00:59:37,000 --> 00:59:37,479
Speaker 9: What else?

1282
00:59:38,160 --> 00:59:38,320
Speaker 7: Uh?

1283
00:59:38,560 --> 00:59:39,160
Speaker 6: Just jump scares?

1284
00:59:39,200 --> 00:59:39,400
Speaker 8: That's it.

1285
00:59:39,520 --> 00:59:41,840
Speaker 3: That's it. You weren't even scared of mazes. Now, I'm

1286
00:59:41,840 --> 00:59:43,640
Speaker 3: not scared amazes. You're scared of puzzles.

1287
00:59:43,640 --> 00:59:45,240
Speaker 9: I could see like, oh.

1288
00:59:45,160 --> 00:59:47,680
Speaker 12: Man, I'm not smart, like you don't want to know,

1289
00:59:50,080 --> 00:59:51,320
Speaker 12: but I'm just trying to follow.

1290
00:59:51,440 --> 00:59:53,880
Speaker 6: He looked like he was dumbs You're like, oh, this

1291
00:59:53,920 --> 00:59:55,400
Speaker 6: guy's afraid of puzzles.

1292
00:59:56,400 --> 00:59:58,040
Speaker 2: I got to that point. I was like, they're not

1293
00:59:58,080 --> 01:00:00,640
Speaker 2: scared of anything. I think, if anything, he's just scared

1294
01:00:00,640 --> 01:00:01,520
Speaker 2: of mazes.

1295
01:00:01,720 --> 01:00:03,720
Speaker 4: Why do so many people go to haunted houses that

1296
01:00:03,760 --> 01:00:05,880
Speaker 4: aren't scared? Isn't that the whole point?

1297
01:00:06,080 --> 01:00:07,040
Speaker 2: Does it test there?

1298
01:00:07,120 --> 01:00:07,240
Speaker 7: Like?

1299
01:00:07,320 --> 01:00:08,800
Speaker 2: Maybe I will this time you.

1300
01:00:08,720 --> 01:00:11,440
Speaker 1: Guys didn't interview one person that was like, I'm terrified

1301
01:00:11,440 --> 01:00:13,000
Speaker 1: you're in the corner.

1302
01:00:13,240 --> 01:00:16,320
Speaker 6: Yeah, they're all there for dates and to hook up

1303
01:00:16,320 --> 01:00:18,720
Speaker 6: with the hernie zombies that are hitting on you in line.

1304
01:00:18,720 --> 01:00:20,600
Speaker 4: I see, Jose was scared.

1305
01:00:20,920 --> 01:00:23,400
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's what you're doing at the Haunted House. We

1306
01:00:23,480 --> 01:00:24,680
Speaker 6: got your phonesap coming.

1307
01:00:24,480 --> 01:00:27,360
Speaker 7: Up freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

1308
01:00:35,360 --> 01:00:38,240
Speaker 6: You got a brand new player today. Her name is

1309
01:00:38,360 --> 01:00:43,080
Speaker 6: Karen and she does lashes for a living. And I know,

1310
01:00:43,200 --> 01:00:45,880
Speaker 6: Jose you've been wanting to get yours redone, So Krin,

1311
01:00:46,240 --> 01:00:49,480
Speaker 6: you called in on the perfect day. Welcome to the show.

1312
01:00:49,920 --> 01:00:51,520
Speaker 14: I would last Jose any day.

1313
01:00:53,480 --> 01:00:55,840
Speaker 2: I don't even have to see you.

1314
01:00:56,040 --> 01:00:59,120
Speaker 12: Ye, every girl I ever dated as an esthetician or

1315
01:00:59,160 --> 01:01:02,880
Speaker 12: a lash Oh yeah, you can do my lashes.

1316
01:01:03,120 --> 01:01:04,920
Speaker 14: Hey, lasting waxing, I got you?

1317
01:01:05,120 --> 01:01:06,800
Speaker 3: Oh wow, Oh my gosh.

1318
01:01:06,840 --> 01:01:09,720
Speaker 6: Yeah, she doesn't even normally do that. She's to go

1319
01:01:09,880 --> 01:01:13,400
Speaker 6: there for you. That's awesome. Other than that, it says

1320
01:01:13,400 --> 01:01:15,840
Speaker 6: Current enjoys concerts and has two wiener dogs.

1321
01:01:16,040 --> 01:01:17,640
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I want to buy a wee.

1322
01:01:17,680 --> 01:01:20,080
Speaker 4: Wait are you meant to be with Jose?

1323
01:01:22,000 --> 01:01:23,560
Speaker 14: Well, the best part is that I grew up in

1324
01:01:23,600 --> 01:01:27,400
Speaker 14: the same town he did so, I did. I grew

1325
01:01:27,480 --> 01:01:28,120
Speaker 14: up in Tacoma.

1326
01:01:28,240 --> 01:01:29,960
Speaker 2: I was gonna say, you're probably already my ax.

1327
01:01:32,280 --> 01:01:33,920
Speaker 4: From fourth grade.

1328
01:01:36,720 --> 01:01:39,160
Speaker 6: Amazing. We walk her in. We appreciate you listening. Thanks

1329
01:01:39,200 --> 01:01:40,840
Speaker 6: for being a first time caller. But let's get to

1330
01:01:40,880 --> 01:01:43,320
Speaker 6: the game. Brooks left the studio, and you know, Work's

1331
01:01:43,360 --> 01:01:45,480
Speaker 6: got thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.

1332
01:01:45,520 --> 01:01:47,080
Speaker 6: If you don't know when, you could say pass. But

1333
01:01:47,120 --> 01:01:48,600
Speaker 6: you have to beat her outright if you want to win?

1334
01:01:48,680 --> 01:01:49,400
Speaker 6: Are you ready?

1335
01:01:49,880 --> 01:01:50,120
Speaker 15: Yes?

1336
01:01:50,200 --> 01:01:50,520
Speaker 14: I am?

1337
01:01:50,720 --> 01:01:54,320
Speaker 6: Good luck? Your time starts now. Today is Canadian Thanksgiving

1338
01:01:54,440 --> 01:01:56,680
Speaker 6: is their main dish Turkey like the US.

1339
01:01:58,000 --> 01:01:58,200
Speaker 7: No.

1340
01:01:58,800 --> 01:02:01,000
Speaker 6: The tallest building in the world world is two thy,

1341
01:02:01,160 --> 01:02:03,360
Speaker 6: seven hundred and twenty two feet tall and is located

1342
01:02:03,360 --> 01:02:07,560
Speaker 6: in what City, Chicago? Which president was in office for

1343
01:02:07,640 --> 01:02:12,600
Speaker 6: our first moon landing in nineteen sixty nine. Reagan, which

1344
01:02:12,680 --> 01:02:16,240
Speaker 6: sea located between Africa and the Arabian Peninsula, is named

1345
01:02:16,280 --> 01:02:19,840
Speaker 6: after a color red on wheel of fortune. Who did

1346
01:02:19,880 --> 01:02:26,120
Speaker 6: Ryan Seakest replace as the host? Three?

1347
01:02:27,120 --> 01:02:29,960
Speaker 5: No, I can't remember the name.

1348
01:02:31,120 --> 01:02:33,280
Speaker 6: All right, we're gonna pass you on that one. Carinn

1349
01:02:33,760 --> 01:02:36,560
Speaker 6: good work. Brook's gonna come back into the studio. I

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Speaker 6: feel like there she is and uh, we are in

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Speaker 6: the middle of October right now, but Corin says she's

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01:02:41,560 --> 01:02:46,040
Speaker 6: not really a scary movie or haunted house person. She

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Speaker 6: enjoys the pretty part of falls closed.

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Speaker 1: I feel like jose is laughing because everything you say

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Speaker 1: is like describing his personality is.

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Speaker 12: I literally gave up on dating. I stopped it months ago,

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Speaker 12: and they always say you finally when you're not looking.

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Speaker 12: So now you're annoying me because you're perfect. You're absolutely gorgeous.

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Speaker 2: I bet too.

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Speaker 4: I hate that, and you sound nice.

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Speaker 6: I don't mean want to that, Like it's.

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Speaker 2: Not romantic shoe.

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Speaker 6: Maybe Okay, we should probably finish the game.

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Speaker 2: First appreciated guys.

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Speaker 6: All right, so Brookie up, are you ready?

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Speaker 4: You're ready?

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Speaker 6: Your time starts now. Today is Canadian Thanksgiving is their

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Speaker 6: main dish Turkey like the US. Yes. The tallest building

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Speaker 6: in the world is twenty seven hundred and twenty two

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Speaker 6: feet tall and is located in what city, Dubai, which

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Speaker 6: president was in office for our first moon landing in

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Speaker 6: nineteen sixty nine. JFK, which sea located between Africa and

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Speaker 6: the Arabian Peninsula, is named after a.

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Speaker 4: Color uh Caspian.

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Speaker 6: On wheel of Fortune who did Ryan Seacrest replace as

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Speaker 6: the host?

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Speaker 4: Passe sounds like it should be a.

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Speaker 6: Let's go to the schoolboard to see how you both

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Speaker 6: did with Jose. You got barbecue back there and you

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Speaker 6: didn't inviight me, Karen, you got.

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Speaker 12: One correct today, blamed a tough game, Brook three.

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Speaker 4: The consolation, the prize is just Jose.

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Speaker 6: It's the best we can do. So let's go to

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Speaker 6: the answers for everybody. It's Canadian Thanksgiving. Is their main

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Speaker 6: dish turkey, just like in the US. Yes it is.

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Speaker 1: There's wild turkeys up there, Jeffy running around like crazy.

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Speaker 6: They do it out of necessity.

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Speaker 14: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: The tallest building in the world is two thousand and

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Speaker 6: seven under twenty two feet tall, located in Dubai in

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Speaker 6: the United Arab Emirateson the president who was in office

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Speaker 6: for the first moon landing in nineteen sixty nine would

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Speaker 6: be President Richard Nixon. You ever saw that the sea

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Speaker 6: located between Africa and the Arabian Peninsula named after color.

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Speaker 6: It's not the Caspian Seabrook, it is the Red Sea

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Speaker 6: Wheel of Fortune. Ryan Seacrest replaced Pat say Jack as

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Speaker 6: the host. Rest in peace, Pat Sajack, You didn't die.

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Speaker 4: He's retired.

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Speaker 6: Well, yeah, you can rest when you're retired, and I

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Speaker 6: hope you rest peacefully. Now I get it, Okay for

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Speaker 6: simple retired. I know I'm not allowed to say that

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Speaker 6: my First Amendment speech straight whatever. Now I'm losing, Okay,

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Speaker 6: I will rest peacefully anyway, and career and I helpe

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Speaker 6: you rest peacefully after this. It wasn't enough to beat Brook,

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Speaker 6: but just for playing, we are going to give you

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Speaker 6: a pair of tickets to see Maroon five that Climate Arena,

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Speaker 6: whoever you want it to be. It's October twenty first.

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Speaker 6: We'll send you to that.

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Speaker 13: All right.

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Speaker 4: Well, how was your first experience on the show? I mean, Brook,

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Speaker 4: you'll always set.

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Speaker 6: People up there.

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Speaker 14: I was like, it was great. I was really shaky, nervous,

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Speaker 14: but it was wonderful.

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Speaker 4: The album ok I S S I n G.

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Speaker 6: All right, Corey, Well thanks for playing, come back and

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Speaker 6: play again soon. We're gonna do wind Brooks Bucks same

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Speaker 6: time

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Speaker 7: Tomorrow, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.