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Speaker 2: So here in our number three, how do you classify?

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Speaker 2: President Trump saying that his new executive order has quote

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Speaker 2: saved college sports in America. The White House also claimed

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Speaker 2: that the common sense reality is college sports are different

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Speaker 2: than professional sports. Is that really common sense? And where

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Speaker 2: are you at on? North Carolina coach Bill Belichick noting

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Speaker 2: how quickly college players show improvement compared to players in

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Speaker 2: the NFL because you could never wear pads in the

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Speaker 2: NFL off season. We'll react to that and much more

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Speaker 2: right now here we go, give it up as we

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Speaker 1: Right now. It's our number.

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Speaker 2: Three, the man that saved college football?

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Speaker 1: Eh, eh, And I don't know about that one. I

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Speaker 2: But from the intersection of sports and politics, and I

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Speaker 2: thought this was an interesting story. I've wondered for a

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Speaker 2: And I don't believe this is the final act. I

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Speaker 2: So the President of the United States, Donald Trump, signed

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Speaker 2: an executive order.

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Speaker 1: That's the power of the president.

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Speaker 2: So the President signed in executive order aimed at protecting

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Speaker 2: student athletes you know, I love that term, and collegiate

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Speaker 2: athletic scholarships and opportunities, while at the same time prohibiting

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Speaker 2: of note, in this case, executive order. Points of note.

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Speaker 2: The way it works. The prohibition, if you will, on

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Speaker 2: So let us discuss the question how do you classify?

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Speaker 2: college sports. So I've got waffle House, Johnny Depp, and

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Speaker 2: The NCAA came up with that because people were dying

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Speaker 1: Is what you are.

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Speaker 1: The other thing that they talk about competitive balance.

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Speaker 2: Secondly, in this political firestorm, the White House also claimed

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Speaker 2: So is that really common sense? So my response to.

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Speaker 1: They told me the whole thing, how you got.

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Speaker 1: So now you go, you'll be able to double dip.

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Speaker 1: No, that's what you do. Mike Leprekaan, you did it right.

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00:24:01,680 --> 00:24:03,679
Speaker 1: He played with his chicken right in front of me

440
00:24:04,920 --> 00:24:07,840
Speaker 1: in studio. No one's ever played with their chicken in studio.

441
00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:11,720
Speaker 1: He did. Mike the Leprecaun, you peg you played with

442
00:24:11,800 --> 00:24:14,160
Speaker 1: your chicken. What else? Well, let's see.

443
00:24:14,560 --> 00:24:17,840
Speaker 2: Robbie the Mariner fan says went viral for doing a

444
00:24:17,840 --> 00:24:22,040
Speaker 2: certain act with a baseball bat. Chris and Kentucky says

445
00:24:22,040 --> 00:24:25,160
Speaker 2: he went viral feeding the Mallard chicken fingers. That would

446
00:24:25,160 --> 00:24:28,000
Speaker 2: have been good. Uh giving birth from Johnny Q. That's

447
00:24:28,040 --> 00:24:30,040
Speaker 2: pretty funny giving birth?

448
00:24:30,440 --> 00:24:33,720
Speaker 1: Uh a far out, Dave says doing the double corn dog. Wow.

449
00:24:34,400 --> 00:24:39,080
Speaker 2: Douglas, a Savannah banana player went streaking on CNN.

450
00:24:39,119 --> 00:24:44,160
Speaker 1: That's Douglas in Mississippi. Brian says he revealed the Epstein files.

451
00:24:44,200 --> 00:24:46,600
Speaker 2: Wow, that would be that would be something to all right,

452
00:24:46,680 --> 00:24:47,680
Speaker 2: enough of that.

453
00:24:47,680 --> 00:24:50,639
Speaker 1: That is the riddle. The Canuck guy got it right?

454
00:24:50,680 --> 00:24:51,960
Speaker 1: Do you have an answer? Lorena?

455
00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:52,119
Speaker 4: Here?

456
00:24:52,119 --> 00:24:55,160
Speaker 2: It is the Mallard Riddle of the day. A Savannah

457
00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:58,920
Speaker 2: banana that's a traveling baseball team. Savannah banana player recently

458
00:24:58,920 --> 00:25:02,320
Speaker 2: went viral. Were blanking live on CNN.

459
00:25:03,160 --> 00:25:04,680
Speaker 1: I think he ripped his pants.

460
00:25:07,200 --> 00:25:09,920
Speaker 2: No, so this guy was trying to the guy was

461
00:25:09,960 --> 00:25:15,120
Speaker 2: trying to show off how athletic, how amazing these players are.

462
00:25:15,160 --> 00:25:17,960
Speaker 1: So he did a backflip, he did a face plat.

463
00:25:18,240 --> 00:25:21,040
Speaker 2: He did not complete the backflip, and he went right

464
00:25:21,200 --> 00:25:24,800
Speaker 2: face first into the set there on CNN.

465
00:25:24,840 --> 00:25:26,920
Speaker 1: Have you seen the video? Have you have you seen

466
00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:27,280
Speaker 1: the video?

467
00:25:27,359 --> 00:25:30,879
Speaker 4: Oh Jesus, Oh yeah.

468
00:25:29,560 --> 00:25:31,520
Speaker 1: Oh there it is to a plan again. Played again.

469
00:25:31,560 --> 00:25:33,200
Speaker 1: This is great. Play again, here we go.

470
00:25:33,920 --> 00:25:42,600
Speaker 7: Oh Jesus, that that what you just saw. There is

471
00:25:42,680 --> 00:25:45,879
Speaker 7: a brand new twist on America's favorite pastime.

472
00:25:49,840 --> 00:25:54,480
Speaker 1: Mister smooth anchor guy on TV. Oh that was intentional.

473
00:25:54,560 --> 00:25:56,120
Speaker 1: A guy just broke his face.

474
00:25:58,840 --> 00:26:03,200
Speaker 8: And then he gets up and says that never happens.

475
00:26:03,359 --> 00:26:09,520
Speaker 1: Oh oh man, that is uh oh Jesus.

476
00:26:16,480 --> 00:26:19,160
Speaker 2: I think Jesus would have pulled that off. But the

477
00:26:19,200 --> 00:26:24,440
Speaker 2: Savannah Banana person did not pull it so good.

478
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:26,119
Speaker 1: Oh it's so great.

479
00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:30,080
Speaker 2: That's like Red Panda, Remember when she fell down the

480
00:26:30,119 --> 00:26:31,120
Speaker 2: halftime performer.

481
00:26:31,880 --> 00:26:34,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, like she never does that, and she fell down.

482
00:26:34,280 --> 00:26:36,400
Speaker 2: It was like, oh no, Red Panda fell down while

483
00:26:36,400 --> 00:26:38,240
Speaker 2: she's trying to balance plates on her head.

484
00:26:38,840 --> 00:26:41,560
Speaker 1: That's never supposed to happen. But she but it happened.

485
00:26:41,640 --> 00:26:43,960
Speaker 1: So anyway, there there you go.

486
00:26:44,600 --> 00:26:47,760
Speaker 2: All right, let's see here, let's go back to the phones,

487
00:26:47,880 --> 00:26:49,920
Speaker 2: and who do we have any meenie miney mo.

488
00:26:50,119 --> 00:26:54,160
Speaker 1: Let's say a little Poppy in San Diego. Hello, Poppy, Welcome.

489
00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:58,240
Speaker 8: Hey, what's going on? Brother? How's it going for the Hawks?

490
00:26:58,240 --> 00:27:01,080
Speaker 8: From any out there? You know, it's the great honor

491
00:27:01,960 --> 00:27:06,120
Speaker 8: to hear you guys right here. Brother, Hey, Well, like Hong,

492
00:27:06,400 --> 00:27:09,160
Speaker 8: you know, like he was a great role model from him,

493
00:27:09,240 --> 00:27:10,439
Speaker 8: you know, growing up, I was.

494
00:27:10,520 --> 00:27:12,080
Speaker 6: Great monologue in the first hour.

495
00:27:12,160 --> 00:27:14,480
Speaker 8: You know, you got a lot of great calls, you know,

496
00:27:14,520 --> 00:27:17,560
Speaker 8: from the old school cats waking up and waking up

497
00:27:17,560 --> 00:27:22,280
Speaker 8: their inner kids, child and whole. Colgan a great role

498
00:27:22,359 --> 00:27:25,280
Speaker 8: model for us. I remember, like, you know, as a

499
00:27:25,359 --> 00:27:27,760
Speaker 8: kid going up, I want to just like you, Ben Mallard.

500
00:27:27,760 --> 00:27:29,600
Speaker 8: We would go with the ice creaman and the rober

501
00:27:29,640 --> 00:27:32,119
Speaker 8: neighborhood into the ice cream and I would want to

502
00:27:32,119 --> 00:27:35,200
Speaker 8: get the wwe you know, WW have ice cream bars

503
00:27:35,200 --> 00:27:37,560
Speaker 8: and whenever there was a big pay per view, like

504
00:27:37,880 --> 00:27:40,240
Speaker 8: there was always a friend in the neighborhood. We had cable.

505
00:27:40,320 --> 00:27:42,840
Speaker 8: But back in the day's, guys, it's not like right

506
00:27:42,880 --> 00:27:45,760
Speaker 8: now you can watch everything online and everything. We had

507
00:27:45,800 --> 00:27:47,720
Speaker 8: to go in the neighborhood and there was a friend

508
00:27:47,760 --> 00:27:50,280
Speaker 8: that his dad. He had like a cable box. It

509
00:27:50,359 --> 00:27:52,840
Speaker 8: was jel broken and we would watch like pay per

510
00:27:52,920 --> 00:27:55,199
Speaker 8: views and all the big So you know.

511
00:27:55,280 --> 00:27:57,439
Speaker 2: You knew a guy, Poppy, you knew a guy. You

512
00:27:57,520 --> 00:27:59,040
Speaker 2: have to know a guy as a kid, even a

513
00:27:59,040 --> 00:27:59,520
Speaker 2: little kid.

514
00:27:59,560 --> 00:28:01,439
Speaker 1: Poppy, a guy. You knew a guy in the in

515
00:28:01,440 --> 00:28:02,080
Speaker 1: the neighborhood.

516
00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:04,440
Speaker 8: We knew a guy in the neighborhood and we would

517
00:28:04,440 --> 00:28:06,680
Speaker 8: all go there like you know, and it's it's it's

518
00:28:06,800 --> 00:28:09,120
Speaker 8: uh you know, we would watch that pay per view,

519
00:28:09,680 --> 00:28:12,240
Speaker 8: like for example, coming up at SummerSlam, and it's going

520
00:28:12,320 --> 00:28:14,560
Speaker 8: to be in New York, right, all the wrestling fans

521
00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:17,480
Speaker 8: out there, and yeah, we would go there and watch

522
00:28:17,520 --> 00:28:20,240
Speaker 8: the SummerSlam and we would uh, you know, have a

523
00:28:20,280 --> 00:28:22,880
Speaker 8: good time and uh you know. I would even have merch,

524
00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:25,240
Speaker 8: like getting that home Colgan merch. You would have to

525
00:28:25,320 --> 00:28:27,280
Speaker 8: go to kmart. I would go to kmart to go

526
00:28:27,359 --> 00:28:30,959
Speaker 8: get some merchant home Klogan. But you know it's uh

527
00:28:31,200 --> 00:28:33,000
Speaker 8: uh and every.

528
00:28:32,880 --> 00:28:37,760
Speaker 2: Day the whull Cogan, the plastic dolls they had that doll,

529
00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:39,440
Speaker 2: the little action figures or whatever.

530
00:28:39,480 --> 00:28:40,560
Speaker 1: But they had that kind of stuff.

531
00:28:41,520 --> 00:28:46,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, and now remember there was a car I forget

532
00:28:46,480 --> 00:28:49,400
Speaker 2: the name. There was a cartoon yea too, there was

533
00:28:49,400 --> 00:28:52,360
Speaker 2: a wrestling cartoon. But then they would like go from

534
00:28:52,440 --> 00:28:55,720
Speaker 2: that into the actual wrestling and they had like the

535
00:28:55,720 --> 00:28:58,360
Speaker 2: they had the Light card. It was like the card

536
00:28:58,400 --> 00:29:01,600
Speaker 2: where they had the star wrestlers against the generic.

537
00:29:01,280 --> 00:29:03,200
Speaker 1: No names that you didn't know who they were.

538
00:29:03,280 --> 00:29:05,400
Speaker 2: They were just there so they could the star could

539
00:29:05,400 --> 00:29:07,680
Speaker 2: win and they could move on to the to the

540
00:29:07,720 --> 00:29:08,320
Speaker 2: next match.

541
00:29:08,480 --> 00:29:10,520
Speaker 8: Ye there was like a little ring I don't know

542
00:29:10,600 --> 00:29:12,920
Speaker 8: to remember, Ben Mally, you had a little ring onder

543
00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:15,000
Speaker 8: you put the wrestlers and they would like vibrate and

544
00:29:15,040 --> 00:29:17,120
Speaker 8: they would like fight each other like you would watch

545
00:29:17,160 --> 00:29:20,680
Speaker 8: the live fighting like hul Cogan versus an Ultimate Warrior,

546
00:29:20,720 --> 00:29:22,160
Speaker 8: you know, and they were like rumble. You know.

547
00:29:22,360 --> 00:29:23,480
Speaker 6: It was it was great.

548
00:29:23,520 --> 00:29:25,960
Speaker 8: You know even when Lorena putting the music, I was

549
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:28,240
Speaker 8: even jumping some good job on your and I'm putting

550
00:29:28,280 --> 00:29:28,760
Speaker 8: that music.

551
00:29:30,240 --> 00:29:32,080
Speaker 2: Look at this, this is like the great it took

552
00:29:32,160 --> 00:29:34,400
Speaker 2: Hulk Hogan to die for Poppy to make a good

553
00:29:34,400 --> 00:29:35,120
Speaker 2: call to the show.

554
00:29:35,320 --> 00:29:37,960
Speaker 1: Look at this unbelievable. I mean, who else has to die?

555
00:29:37,960 --> 00:29:39,120
Speaker 1: For you to make another good call.

556
00:29:39,600 --> 00:29:42,120
Speaker 8: Well well not not that, but you know there's a

557
00:29:42,160 --> 00:29:44,360
Speaker 8: great role model. You know, I had a you know,

558
00:29:44,960 --> 00:29:48,000
Speaker 8: relived as well. Thanks for that to my mentor, thanks

559
00:29:48,040 --> 00:29:50,320
Speaker 8: to you bringing the better calls out there. And not

560
00:29:50,360 --> 00:29:52,560
Speaker 8: only that, I just wanted to tell you guys. Right here,

561
00:29:52,640 --> 00:29:55,400
Speaker 8: beautiful San Diego. You know, it's a comic Con week

562
00:29:55,480 --> 00:29:57,720
Speaker 8: and all these crazy gurds are out there, going everywhere,

563
00:29:57,720 --> 00:30:00,080
Speaker 8: and I can't wait for Coop to loop for Ris,

564
00:30:00,080 --> 00:30:03,080
Speaker 8: for Hollywood. You know, all these dirts out here freaking crazy.

565
00:30:03,080 --> 00:30:05,640
Speaker 8: We're in their Coma Kong gear, they have their necklace

566
00:30:05,800 --> 00:30:10,080
Speaker 8: with Dexter Fantastic four. It's just crazy bananas right here

567
00:30:10,120 --> 00:30:13,480
Speaker 8: in Comic Con in downtown San Diego. You might even

568
00:30:13,480 --> 00:30:15,400
Speaker 8: if you don't got tickets. I just can walk around

569
00:30:15,440 --> 00:30:17,760
Speaker 8: and get get the freestyles. That's what I do. You know,

570
00:30:17,840 --> 00:30:20,920
Speaker 8: go outside network and who knows, I might meet a

571
00:30:20,960 --> 00:30:23,640
Speaker 8: famous producer and you know what, I'm gonna tell them

572
00:30:23,680 --> 00:30:26,920
Speaker 8: up in Mountain like we want Benny versus a Penny

573
00:30:27,040 --> 00:30:28,000
Speaker 8: Season three.

574
00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:30,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know we're still trust me.

575
00:30:30,800 --> 00:30:33,320
Speaker 2: I want that more than anything, but it hasn't happened yet.

576
00:30:33,560 --> 00:30:35,480
Speaker 1: All Right, I gotta go thank you, Bob. Make it out.

577
00:30:35,560 --> 00:30:38,240
Speaker 1: You say your prayers and take your vitamins or whatever,

578
00:30:38,360 --> 00:30:39,040
Speaker 1: like all Cogan.

579
00:30:39,120 --> 00:30:41,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's go to Tony in the Bay Area. What's

580
00:30:41,160 --> 00:30:41,840
Speaker 2: going on, Tony?

581
00:30:41,960 --> 00:30:42,160
Speaker 6: Say?

582
00:30:42,320 --> 00:30:45,600
Speaker 1: We got lame jokes coming up. Tony's in the Bay Area. Hello, Tony.

583
00:30:46,760 --> 00:30:49,920
Speaker 8: When David goes to the door's locker room, he's like

584
00:30:49,960 --> 00:30:52,360
Speaker 8: a batter with two strikes. He doesn't want to get

585
00:30:52,400 --> 00:30:52,920
Speaker 8: kind of looking.

586
00:30:53,240 --> 00:30:58,560
Speaker 2: Thanks Ben, All right, let's go to Let's go to

587
00:30:58,640 --> 00:30:59,800
Speaker 2: Jerome and Charleston.

588
00:30:59,840 --> 00:31:02,400
Speaker 1: Hello, Jerome, what's going on? What's Jerome angry about?

589
00:31:02,400 --> 00:31:02,520
Speaker 6: Now?

590
00:31:02,600 --> 00:31:03,920
Speaker 1: Let's find out? Hello Jerome?

591
00:31:05,080 --> 00:31:10,160
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, how Holgan a great role? Mad for steroids,

592
00:31:11,120 --> 00:31:11,640
Speaker 6: aren't you?

593
00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:12,000
Speaker 2: There?

594
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:14,360
Speaker 1: You go, there, you go. There's always that guy. There's

595
00:31:14,400 --> 00:31:18,800
Speaker 1: always that guy. There's always the skunk at the garden

596
00:31:18,880 --> 00:31:20,120
Speaker 1: party right here here he is.

597
00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:25,760
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, sar abuse and he loved Trump. Oh yeah,

598
00:31:25,920 --> 00:31:26,840
Speaker 6: what a great role.

599
00:31:26,960 --> 00:31:27,000
Speaker 7: Mo.

600
00:31:27,240 --> 00:31:30,760
Speaker 1: Now Holgan was why why is that? Why is that

601
00:31:30,840 --> 00:31:31,200
Speaker 1: a problem?

602
00:31:31,280 --> 00:31:31,520
Speaker 2: Jerome?

603
00:31:33,560 --> 00:31:33,960
Speaker 4: Yeah?

604
00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:37,280
Speaker 2: So what about so anybody that did anybody that did

605
00:31:37,680 --> 00:31:40,080
Speaker 2: anybody that did steroids you have a problem with Is that?

606
00:31:40,360 --> 00:31:41,000
Speaker 1: Is that true?

607
00:31:41,960 --> 00:31:45,080
Speaker 6: Especially if you're trying to kill yourself and the doctor

608
00:31:45,080 --> 00:31:46,560
Speaker 6: didn't recommend you take him.

609
00:31:46,960 --> 00:31:48,040
Speaker 8: Of course I will have.

610
00:31:48,360 --> 00:31:52,040
Speaker 6: A problem with them. I go to the doctor term none,

611
00:31:52,080 --> 00:31:54,480
Speaker 6: I'm never recommend me taker steroids?

612
00:31:54,520 --> 00:31:56,280
Speaker 1: Why why not that steroids?

613
00:31:56,320 --> 00:31:59,400
Speaker 2: Actually when you when you get older, you're an older guy, Jerome,

614
00:31:59,400 --> 00:32:02,920
Speaker 2: they actually helped. Yeah, they give you steroids and it

615
00:32:03,120 --> 00:32:06,760
Speaker 2: improves your quality of life. If you've got bad joints

616
00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:08,960
Speaker 2: and things like that, they can give you steroids.

617
00:32:08,960 --> 00:32:11,280
Speaker 1: It actually makes you your life. The quality of life

618
00:32:11,360 --> 00:32:11,760
Speaker 1: is better.

619
00:32:12,240 --> 00:32:14,880
Speaker 6: Yeah, what what do what doctor? Was he getting some

620
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:17,160
Speaker 6: from doctor doctor Vinnie Bullbot?

621
00:32:17,720 --> 00:32:20,120
Speaker 3: Huh?

622
00:32:19,480 --> 00:32:21,960
Speaker 1: I don't know, And I guess we'll never know because

623
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:23,640
Speaker 1: Hawk's dead now. So who knows.

624
00:32:24,240 --> 00:32:27,720
Speaker 6: Talking about about Freddy Freeman? Is Freddie Simmer alcohol? Oh yeah?

625
00:32:27,880 --> 00:32:31,240
Speaker 6: Who's making more mind as Jimbo Fisher. Huh? They talking

626
00:32:31,240 --> 00:32:35,760
Speaker 6: about Bobby. But there you're saying, Jimbo Fisher chambe top

627
00:32:35,880 --> 00:32:39,760
Speaker 6: mayor dogs to not do a damn thing. Okay, and

628
00:32:39,840 --> 00:32:42,480
Speaker 6: now they're gonna put him on a sports buckto But

629
00:32:42,640 --> 00:32:45,680
Speaker 6: we get to just just to all his great knowledge

630
00:32:45,920 --> 00:32:49,240
Speaker 6: that he couldn't use the keeper's job at Texas right now.

631
00:32:49,440 --> 00:32:52,320
Speaker 6: But who gives a damn because you're all for another

632
00:32:52,640 --> 00:32:58,080
Speaker 6: what six years to pay him Champe staving million dollars. Huh,

633
00:32:58,400 --> 00:32:59,520
Speaker 6: what a country man.

634
00:32:59,760 --> 00:33:03,720
Speaker 2: But why why why are you worried about this?

635
00:33:03,760 --> 00:33:06,000
Speaker 1: He's so angry? I why you?

636
00:33:06,040 --> 00:33:06,200
Speaker 6: Why?

637
00:33:06,400 --> 00:33:08,840
Speaker 1: Why are you so angry? Who hurt you?

638
00:33:10,280 --> 00:33:14,040
Speaker 6: I gotta ask you Hall of Famous? Because I watched

639
00:33:14,040 --> 00:33:18,520
Speaker 6: that Dodgor game turned against the Twins, and that after after.

640
00:33:18,320 --> 00:33:20,440
Speaker 4: That, guy what and that?

641
00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:25,120
Speaker 6: And now the cute little Minnesota closer. I said, hey,

642
00:33:25,400 --> 00:33:28,480
Speaker 6: do you know who they have you massive at? What

643
00:33:28,520 --> 00:33:29,560
Speaker 6: does do?

644
00:33:32,200 --> 00:33:35,440
Speaker 1: Due? As you asked? You asked a question to him,

645
00:33:35,480 --> 00:33:37,400
Speaker 1: can I answer? Yes? Freddie Freeman is going to be

646
00:33:37,400 --> 00:33:37,840
Speaker 1: in the Hall of Fame.

647
00:33:37,840 --> 00:33:40,040
Speaker 2: He's been a ninth time All Star, he won a

648
00:33:40,080 --> 00:33:42,360
Speaker 2: World Series with two different teams. He had one of

649
00:33:42,400 --> 00:33:45,640
Speaker 2: the most important home runs of his era, the home

650
00:33:45,720 --> 00:33:47,880
Speaker 2: running Game one against the Yankees in.

651
00:33:47,840 --> 00:33:50,440
Speaker 1: The World Series last year. Yes, he's a Hall of Famer.

652
00:33:50,520 --> 00:33:53,560
Speaker 2: He's you know, he's also thirty almost thirty six years old,

653
00:33:53,640 --> 00:33:56,360
Speaker 2: so he's not gonna be great every game right now.

654
00:33:56,400 --> 00:33:59,040
Speaker 2: But in terms of the statistics and the numbers for

655
00:33:59,080 --> 00:34:02,160
Speaker 2: the Hall of Fame, yeah, he's absolutely gonna be in

656
00:34:02,200 --> 00:34:05,280
Speaker 2: the Hall of Fame. So all right, thank you, Jero,

657
00:34:05,400 --> 00:34:09,320
Speaker 2: make love. How angry you are. I appreciate that. If

658
00:34:09,360 --> 00:34:12,360
Speaker 2: you look at the comps, you know who knows you

659
00:34:12,920 --> 00:34:16,480
Speaker 2: Butt's around with the comps, but similar players. It's like

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Speaker 2: Eddie Murray Hall of Famer, Yustremski hall of Famer, bagwell

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Speaker 1: I think who knows.

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Speaker 2: Hall of Famer, and a bunch of Hall of famers

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Speaker 2: they're Jim Rice Hall of Fame. Those are the similar

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Speaker 2: players to Freddie Freeman. So he's getting in. It is

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Speaker 2: the Ben Mathers Show. We are going to have big bands,

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Speaker 2: lame jokes of the week. By the way, this portions

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Speaker 2: get to big Ben's lame jokes is weed Man?

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Speaker 4: There?

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Speaker 1: By the way, do we have weed Man? We have him? Okay,

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Speaker 1: he's he doesn't call anymore other than for the jokes.

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Speaker 1: He's such a big star me today that he stopped

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Speaker 1: calling other than for the jokes. Weed Man, I said,

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Speaker 1: he'll be in tonight for his segment.

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Speaker 2: But yeah, well we'll find out. We'll quiz the weed Man,

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Speaker 2: and I bet you he met Haul Cogan back. Weed

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Speaker 2: men used to be a celebrity.

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Speaker 1: What kind of in New York?

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Speaker 2: I bet you he met Haul Cogan back in New

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Speaker 2: York before he lost all his money because of bad

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Speaker 2: investments in a toy store that went out of business.

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Speaker 2: We'll get to that Big Ben's lame jokes of the week,

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Speaker 2: and we will do it next.

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Speaker 4: Knock, knock, who's there? Blame week? Blame week too. It's

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Speaker 4: Big Ben's lame joke of the week.

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Speaker 1: Let's lame jokes. We couldn't afford the ass. These are

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Speaker 1: actual jokes by actual listeners.

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Speaker 2: Let's welcome in America's favorite word.

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Speaker 1: Coastal weed man? Hello, weed Man? What's going on? But

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Speaker 1: why why don't you call anymore other than the jokes?

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Speaker 1: What's up with that?

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Speaker 6: I'm glad you know I called pouty dray for I

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Speaker 6: want to do too much from.

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Speaker 4: Out of the mouth.

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Speaker 1: All right, well, let's let's weak on last week.

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Speaker 8: You want.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I know, I want to. I want to

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Speaker 1: bad job by me. These are actual jokes. Are you ready?

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Speaker 1: We men?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Okay? Everything okay with you? Your roommate's still good. You

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Speaker 1: guys are good? Yes?

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Speaker 6: Yeah? Made rat?

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Speaker 2: Who is Antonio Brown taking advice from while he's in Dubai?

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Speaker 1: Who jed? Who fled? That's Eric in Kansas? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Why did the twenty seventeen Astros still have a world

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Speaker 2: series title?

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Speaker 6: Why?

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Speaker 2: Because they haven't been on a kiss cam at a

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Speaker 2: Coldplay concert.

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Speaker 1: Yet that's a court from her.

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Speaker 2: How did Mike the Leprechaun do in the Talent Show?

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Speaker 2: But once again he was one of the biggest malor

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Speaker 2: Pa losers.

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Speaker 1: That's a chip, chip and name. These are actual jokes

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Speaker 1: by actual listeners.

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Speaker 2: If you'd like to send one in, send it care

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Speaker 2: of Benmahler Show at gmail dot com.

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Speaker 1: That's Ben Maler Show. Atchief.

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Speaker 2: Put your name, well, actually put your name you want credit,

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Speaker 2: and also make sure to put jokes in the headline.

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Speaker 2: Why did Van the one legged bamamn fall into the well?

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Speaker 2: Why because he couldn't see that well?

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Speaker 1: That was from That was from Dave. Did you hear

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Speaker 1: that big news out of Minnesota? Hollering?

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Speaker 2: James wore something from twenty five years ago and it

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Speaker 2: fit perfectly.

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Speaker 1: Wow, what his socks? That's a.

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Speaker 2: Guy named Steve in Minnesota sent that one in. What

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Speaker 2: is the worst thing for blind Scott to read in Braille?

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Speaker 2: What don't touch? That's Noah in Austin. What is the

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Speaker 2: worst crime you can commit against blind Scott?

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Speaker 1: What taking him sightseeing? That's Noah again in Austin. What

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Speaker 1: else do you have? How senile is angry? Bill? Why no,

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Speaker 1: howse senile house.

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Speaker 2: He's so senile he's been calling the sex line and

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Speaker 2: yells like I.

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Speaker 1: Like the Yankees. It's that's a waste of money.

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Speaker 2: Tony in the Bay Area, Right there, there you go.

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Speaker 2: What tattoo will make the show better? What d n

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Speaker 2: R chess tattoo for angry Bill? Wow, that's hipp in Maine.

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Speaker 1: That's not right, that's not that's dirty chip.

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Speaker 2: Come on, man, Why does blind Scott have a foo

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Speaker 2: man chew mustache?

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Speaker 8: Why?

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Speaker 1: I don't know? Tony says something the same reason he

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Speaker 1: has pigtails. I don't know what. Come on now, Tony

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Speaker 1: out there? You all right? It's big Man's lamb joke.

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Speaker 2: So we what What would what would weed Man be

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Speaker 2: if he lived in London?

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Speaker 1: What a broke bloke's econ? Rose an sota? Why didn't

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Speaker 1: weed Man choose a better life?

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Speaker 6: Why?

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Speaker 2: Because beggars can't be choosers, says sir for Todd the comedian.

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Speaker 2: How did weed Man find out Lisa was faking orgasms?

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Speaker 1: His roommate told him. That's Eric in Kansas?

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Speaker 4: Say you the.

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Speaker 1: Why why is weed Man?

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Speaker 2: It be a big fan of Lee to laugh from

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Speaker 2: the Fox Sports Radio Morning show why because his hygiene

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Speaker 2: is better than the lapse.

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Speaker 1: It's George and Valde? Is that true?

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Speaker 8: Wow?

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Speaker 1: Georgie Valde, Texas.

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Speaker 2: He's on vacation new care. Why was weed Man able

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Speaker 2: to call the into the Malaplosa but.

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Speaker 1: Eric in Kansas wasn't. Why because Eric and Kansas had

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Speaker 1: to work the next morning. That's why. Well you didn't

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Speaker 1: call him for that either.

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Speaker 2: What did Weedman's neighbors say when weed Man said, mia

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Speaker 2: casa s soucassa?

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Speaker 1: What I need a real church? What he says?

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Speaker 2: That's Eric in Kansas? Very fwice Big Ben's lames okesly.

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Speaker 2: Why is weed Man so nostalgic for the sport of boxing?

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Speaker 2: Why he's really good with cardboard?

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Speaker 1: That's a drew in Minnesota? And uh, let's see.

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Speaker 6: Uh.

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Speaker 2: Why why is weed Man's roommate happy with we Man

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Speaker 2: when he keeps house? Why because weed Man usually accuses

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Speaker 2: people he lives with of kidnapping him. That's Eric and

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Speaker 2: kid you remember that, wee Man, I remember that you

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Speaker 2: you had been kidnapped?

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Speaker 4: Done?

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Speaker 1: Thank you weed Man? There he goes we Man a

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Speaker 1: big fan weed Man. Be safe