Speaker 1: It's Brick and Jeffrey in the morning, and we've got
Speaker 1: a second date for you.
Speaker 2: Where a guy tried to lighten the mood at dinner
Speaker 2: by pulling something out of his pocket.
Speaker 3: Yep, yeah, which, yeah, I.
Speaker 1: Almost got him kicked out of the restaurant. You're going
Speaker 1: to hear what coming up, but we love to start
Speaker 1: with your comments. What do you see like?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Nova said, Jose has been talking about getting a
Speaker 2: dog forever.
Speaker 3: Dude, get you a puppy. You aren't dating right now,
Speaker 3: so it's a good.
Speaker 4: Time in my head. I know exactly the puppy i'd buy.
Speaker 4: I think I know his name.
Speaker 1: Do you mean a rescue Yeah?
Speaker 4: No, no, no, I'm totally kidding. What would you name him?
Speaker 5: I think, well, I want to get a little wiener dog,
Speaker 5: like a long haired one, and so I wanted to
Speaker 5: name it after a Jimmy Changa, so I'd name him Jimmy.
Speaker 1: That's Jimmy.
Speaker 5: I want to get a little golden one, so it
Speaker 5: looks like a Jimmy chunky little.
Speaker 1: I really thought he's got plans. I think the dog
Speaker 1: is going to happen someday. So yeah, we're maybe be
Speaker 1: a tough first dog. But it'll be cute, but so much.
Speaker 1: All right, let's get to your second date right now, the.
Speaker 6: Second date update.
Speaker 7: Is there anything more exciting than moving into a new
Speaker 7: place and getting to redecorate so much? I mean for
Speaker 7: the first couple hours to be a whole new person. Yeah, plates,
Speaker 7: new hand soaps, new whipping posts, fresh and clean, and
Speaker 7: the dances. Glad I moved out, even a new girlfriend
Speaker 7: to go along with all that. That's how Logan, one
Speaker 7: of our listeners, recently met someone.
Speaker 6: Logan, welcome to the show man.
Speaker 1: Hey, thank you, you unboxed a girlfriend.
Speaker 8: Man. I wish you know. We had a great time,
Speaker 8: but I'm not getting her to text me back.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm curious how you met her?
Speaker 6: Well, first, let's get her name.
Speaker 8: Yeah, Megan, her name is Megan.
Speaker 6: Okay, and where did you meet Meghan?
Speaker 8: I met her the good old fashioned way in person.
Speaker 1: Oh that happened? Still, where in person were you?
Speaker 8: I was actually at a department store. Moved into an
Speaker 8: apartment so I had to furnish it, and I went
Speaker 8: to the store to grab some stuff, and uh, and
Speaker 8: there she was. Wow.
Speaker 1: I only go to thrift shops for that.
Speaker 6: So look, how did you connect.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 8: So it was like it almost was movie es. I
Speaker 8: had to grab a hand vacuum and there was one left,
Speaker 8: and I'm literally grabbing it off the shelf as she's
Speaker 8: right there and she's like, oh, you know, she wanted it.
Speaker 8: I grabbed it. So I was like, you know what,
Speaker 8: take it?
Speaker 9: What chivalry isn't Yeah, you seem like a dirty girl.
Speaker 8: You probably.
Speaker 3: You're a woman.
Speaker 8: Exactly, But I said, I don't mind, but maybe in exchange,
Speaker 8: I could take you out to dinner or something.
Speaker 1: Whoa, you just went straight there?
Speaker 8: Wow, went straight there. And I didn't know if she
Speaker 8: was single or married, Like, I have no idea, but
Speaker 8: were you drunk?
Speaker 2: I just can't imagine like that coming out of somebody's mouth,
Speaker 2: like second sentence.
Speaker 8: No. Surprisingly, she said yes, since she was like kind
Speaker 8: of like very upbeat about it and said yeah, and it.
Speaker 4: Was like you take it, No, you take it? No,
Speaker 4: you take you want to go to dinner?
Speaker 10: She must be.
Speaker 6: Really desperate for that vacuum.
Speaker 8: Oh my god.
Speaker 6: Right, So that's cool. Did you guys end up going out?
Speaker 8: Yeah? So we swapped phone numbers and you know, we
Speaker 8: texted for a few days.
Speaker 4: That's always good. Get to know each other a little bit.
Speaker 6: Yeah, what'd you do?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 8: We ended up going to one of those hibachi restaurants
Speaker 8: where they like cooked in front of me.
Speaker 2: Men. Yeah, what were you feeling meeting her there?
Speaker 8: Uh?
Speaker 7: Hunger, I'm assuming is one feeling.
Speaker 3: I mean you've built it up.
Speaker 2: You've said, like there's this movie moment where you guys med.
Speaker 2: I mean you're obviously really attracted to her. I'd be nervous.
Speaker 8: I was nervous, Yeah, of course, But I have a
Speaker 8: plan to loosen the mood. You know, like I'm I've
Speaker 8: been to the Sabachi place before. I know how they
Speaker 8: do things.
Speaker 5: Let me get you busted out a hand vacuum and
Speaker 5: sucked up the young.
Speaker 4: The volcano.
Speaker 2: Do they do it the same with every hibachi the
Speaker 2: onion volcano?
Speaker 1: I know every time? So what was the plan?
Speaker 8: So, like, you know, they do the egg thing where
Speaker 8: they cracked the egg, cracks the egg. He turns back
Speaker 8: over to his cart to grab something else, and I
Speaker 8: grab a piece of bacon out of my pocket and
Speaker 8: I throw it on the grill.
Speaker 6: That's so funny.
Speaker 5: Bacon in your pocket and not just baked raw bacon
Speaker 5: in your pocket.
Speaker 3: That is so good.
Speaker 11: You can't.
Speaker 3: You're gonna get kicked out.
Speaker 6: What happened?
Speaker 8: Oh my god? So she thought it was the funniest
Speaker 8: and we are both just cracking up and laughing. Dude, No,
Speaker 8: the plate was pissed, Like I almost got kicked out.
Speaker 3: I can't believe almost you did? They let you stay?
Speaker 8: Yeah, of course they let me stay. I mean it
Speaker 8: was just a little piece of bacon.
Speaker 3: Yeah, a piece of like wood covered bacon from book.
Speaker 8: I had it in a ziploc bag like it was fine, Okay, it.
Speaker 1: Does feel better.
Speaker 6: Yeah, better than loose bacon.
Speaker 7: The okay, anyway, thank god they let you stay. How
Speaker 7: did the rest of the dinner go? Do you have
Speaker 7: anything else to throw on the grill?
Speaker 8: No, it was just that it was hilarious, right, it
Speaker 8: was really funny, like we got kick out of it.
Speaker 2: Okay, so you had that moment, But like, was that
Speaker 2: it was that the highlight?
Speaker 8: Well no, not really, so the highlight was probably actually
Speaker 8: when she came back to my place.
Speaker 1: Then you did the sausage trick.
Speaker 7: God, yeah, yeah, you do your own.
Speaker 6: Trick for her.
Speaker 8: That's what you want to call it. You go ahead
Speaker 8: and call it whatever you want to call it, all right.
Speaker 4: We had some desserts, y'all.
Speaker 1: She stayed the night.
Speaker 8: She stayed the night.
Speaker 6: Oh good for you.
Speaker 4: People laugh at you about that.
Speaker 7: I mean, this all sounds so good on our end. Like,
Speaker 7: why do you think she's not calling you back?
Speaker 8: Well, I don't know, and this is kind of like
Speaker 8: what I'm getting, just like the Okay, So I had
Speaker 8: to get up early and I just let her sleep, right.
Speaker 8: I'm like, I got out of there at like six am.
Speaker 8: I left her at my house.
Speaker 1: Did you even know or anything?
Speaker 8: I sent her a text so that way, it was
Speaker 8: on a phone when she woke up. So I came
Speaker 8: back later in the day and like, my house was
Speaker 8: just spotless. I'm talking completely clean.
Speaker 6: She stole everything.
Speaker 1: She cleaned for you.
Speaker 8: She made the bed, she did the dishes, she did everything.
Speaker 5: Somebody is good at making dessert.
Speaker 7: I like, how amazed you are that she made the
Speaker 7: bed like it hasn't been made years.
Speaker 1: He's never seen it that way.
Speaker 4: Gorgeous.
Speaker 7: Okay, So now now what's going on is is you've
Speaker 7: been talking to her still?
Speaker 8: No, that's the weird thing. So I sent her a
Speaker 8: text and I was like, thank you so much for
Speaker 8: what you did. And she has never responded ever, nothing
Speaker 8: like why why I'm so confused?
Speaker 1: Maybe she's one of those people that has to angry
Speaker 1: clean and she was.
Speaker 6: Actually we're gonna find out.
Speaker 7: We're gonna call Megan in just a minute here, and
Speaker 7: we're going to ask her exactly that. Why why won't
Speaker 7: you go out with him one more time?
Speaker 6: We'll find out what your second day right after this
Speaker 6: hold on second date update.
Speaker 7: You want to know how to give off that bad
Speaker 7: boy vibe to let.
Speaker 9: Your date know you're a dangerous dude. You take her
Speaker 9: to a hibachi grill and when the chef turns his back,
Speaker 9: toss a slice of raw bacon on that. Soon she's
Speaker 9: gonna be eating bacon right out of the palm of
Speaker 9: your hands.
Speaker 6: Yeah, like a boss.
Speaker 1: It worked kind of for him, Yeah it did. I
Speaker 1: mean it worked for twenty four hours.
Speaker 7: I don't know why Megan isn't calling back our listener, logan,
Speaker 7: because she even spent the night and cleaned his place
Speaker 7: the next day. Jose won't even do that for his
Speaker 7: own apartment.
Speaker 1: That one time.
Speaker 6: So we need to get.
Speaker 7: To the bottom of this and figure out what's up
Speaker 7: with Megan, Logan.
Speaker 6: You ready to do this, man?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 8: I need to know.
Speaker 1: I can't believe she cleaned your house. I would never
Speaker 1: do that after staying the night of key move.
Speaker 4: I've had girls.
Speaker 1: That's a wifey move either.
Speaker 4: A lot of girls have done that and it is
Speaker 4: very much appreciated. But it normally means you did something right.
Speaker 4: So I don't know why you wouldn't be calling you back.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you were turned on by the cleaning, right logan?
Speaker 8: I thought it was great.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we should have.
Speaker 4: Texted her back, messed this bed back up, you know.
Speaker 6: No, Okay, lots of fun activities. Here we go. Let's
Speaker 6: just down Meghan. We'll see what she has to say.
Speaker 8: Here we go.
Speaker 6: Hello, Hello, is this Meghan?
Speaker 2: Is this she?
Speaker 6: Hey?
Speaker 7: My name is Jeff. We're from a radio show called
Speaker 7: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 6: You're on the radio.
Speaker 1: Hey Meghan, Hey, welcome to the show.
Speaker 10: Hi.
Speaker 4: Hi, Hey.
Speaker 7: You get lots of calls from lots of different radio
Speaker 7: shows all the time.
Speaker 4: No, yes, we're first.
Speaker 7: Yes, all right, this is gonna be fun because we're
Speaker 7: doing something called a second date update. Okay, okay, maybe
Speaker 7: don't know what that is.
Speaker 6: It's where no call her, Jeff. That's true.
Speaker 7: We're trying to help out one of our listeners that
Speaker 7: you went out on a date with recently, a very
Speaker 7: sexy date from all accounts, involving involving some bacon on
Speaker 7: a hibachi grill.
Speaker 10: Oh logan, right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, break and rules.
Speaker 10: Well, I'm not one hundred percent sure what's going on
Speaker 10: right now. That was just a really speared awkward situation.
Speaker 11: Like I don't know what he told you happened.
Speaker 6: I mean the bacon was awkward, or the date, the
Speaker 6: whole thing.
Speaker 11: No, No, the date and everything that was fine. It
Speaker 11: was the next day, oh, like.
Speaker 2: The morning after, because we heard you stay to night
Speaker 2: at his house.
Speaker 10: Yeah, I did, and I woke up and like, I'm
Speaker 10: a clean freak, so like I cleaned his house.
Speaker 1: I cannot believe you did that.
Speaker 11: Oh so he told you I did that then?
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, I mean he was happily surprised when he
Speaker 7: came home that day and found his bed made and
Speaker 7: dishes done, and he was.
Speaker 1: Really nice of you.
Speaker 4: Nice to have a freak, but a clean freak. Oh man,
Speaker 4: different enough?
Speaker 7: Well he I mean he reached out to thank you
Speaker 7: for it, but you never responded, so he's just a
Speaker 7: little bit confused.
Speaker 11: Well, see, after I did.
Speaker 10: All of the dishes, which she had a lot of.
Speaker 10: I just wanted it's a vacuum and it was clogged.
Speaker 6: The vacuum was clogged.
Speaker 11: Yeh, never call him again.
Speaker 6: Doesn't even have a Dyson.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I would just probably give up at that point and
Speaker 2: be like I did enough.
Speaker 4: No, I mean.
Speaker 10: I probably should have gave up then. But I went
Speaker 10: to empty it out and I found a few acrylic nails,
Speaker 10: what like, some long acrylic nails.
Speaker 2: I thought he just moved into this place, like from
Speaker 2: other women that had been at a spot.
Speaker 10: Is that what you mean, that's what That's what he
Speaker 10: told us could be apparently, and he supposed to just
Speaker 10: moved in like the day before.
Speaker 7: Okay, so you're finding these acrylic nails inside of the vacuum.
Speaker 8: Is.
Speaker 2: You know, just any nails somebody else nail a pile.
Speaker 1: Of real nails of nails in front of it. It's
Speaker 1: absolutely disgusting. Yeah, why why.
Speaker 6: Is it such a turn off to you? Megan? What
Speaker 6: what does that tell you?
Speaker 10: It just was obviously another woman's I don't know if
Speaker 10: you have another girl over, like, if you have someone
Speaker 10: there had the day before?
Speaker 8: Me, Like, I have no idea.
Speaker 6: Well, uh, we.
Speaker 1: Could ask him.
Speaker 7: Yeah, the easiest way to get to the bottom of
Speaker 7: this is to just ask Logan directly, because I'll look
Speaker 7: at that.
Speaker 6: He's on the other line right now. What a weird coincidence.
Speaker 4: Phone with acrylic nails in your hand?
Speaker 8: Logan, Hey Megan, how are you?
Speaker 11: Hey?
Speaker 8: Logan? Oh, man, you're killing me here, you're killing me.
Speaker 10: Well, it kind of killed me to find other women's
Speaker 10: nails in your vacuum when I and I saw the
Speaker 10: new box for the vacuum, so it couldn't have been
Speaker 10: an old vacuum.
Speaker 6: Oh, this is incriminating.
Speaker 8: Well, let me start off by saying, no, I do
Speaker 8: not have a girlfriend. I do not have a wife.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's a good start at that apartment.
Speaker 6: Anyway, Let's get to who do the nails belong to?
Speaker 6: Do you know?
Speaker 8: They were probably my mom's nails, you know what.
Speaker 11: Logan know?
Speaker 10: Like, does your mom wear a hooker nails?
Speaker 3: Moles?
Speaker 11: No, it was the kind that were like really long,
Speaker 11: has all.
Speaker 10: Kinds of like little desire, not classy whatsoever, not classie whatsoever.
Speaker 6: We don't know what Logan's mom does for a living.
Speaker 6: It's not fair.
Speaker 4: She's definitely not a classy light.
Speaker 3: Long nails could be classy. Where are you gonna eat
Speaker 3: on that? I mean, they could Does.
Speaker 1: Your mom have acrylic nails? That's the first question, Logan,
Speaker 1: she does.
Speaker 8: And she's very in the fashion and she's always dressing
Speaker 8: up and looking different.
Speaker 4: And why are your.
Speaker 7: Mom's nails just popping off left and right inside of
Speaker 7: your apartment? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Not very well done either.
Speaker 4: Yeah nails alert?
Speaker 11: Yeah, like you just moved in. Was she just fair?
Speaker 8: I know, wasn't your mom?
Speaker 11: Come on?
Speaker 8: Even if Okay, so even if I had, even if
Speaker 8: there's somebody else's it's like, I'm calling you like this
Speaker 8: isn't like, I just don't see how it matters what
Speaker 8: happened before you and I hung out?
Speaker 11: Like, yes, literally the night thought.
Speaker 3: So he's young and he's dating whatever.
Speaker 1: It's bed though, made he's not cheating.
Speaker 2: If he was cheating, why would he call a radio
Speaker 2: station to publicly call you for another date.
Speaker 11: He didn't know that.
Speaker 10: I I have found those when he called you at
Speaker 10: the radio. Okay, So now he was saying it was
Speaker 10: his mom, and now I'm saying.
Speaker 11: Oh, maybe it was somebody else's.
Speaker 4: I mean, if you left a window open and they
Speaker 4: just outside.
Speaker 1: Crows really like those shiny objects.
Speaker 10: I mean, we should be going through this after our
Speaker 10: first date.
Speaker 11: That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 7: This is your last chance, Logan, I mean, just full honesty.
Speaker 8: Okay, So, yeah, they were another girl you might even
Speaker 8: know where?
Speaker 1: Oh wait, who would know?
Speaker 2: Why?
Speaker 6: Why would she know her?
Speaker 8: The girl that came over from the department store. The
Speaker 8: girl that worked there. Was helping me with other stuff
Speaker 8: and she came over.
Speaker 10: So you just date everybody that I work with?
Speaker 11: Is that what it is? You work there too, at
Speaker 11: an apartment store?
Speaker 8: Yes?
Speaker 3: Oh, I thought you were another were.
Speaker 10: Walking around helping other customers, and like I met him
Speaker 10: and you know, you know, he was trying to date
Speaker 10: the whole department store.
Speaker 1: Oh did you call.
Speaker 4: Your coworker hooker?
Speaker 2: I mean I would recognize Alexis's nails if I found
Speaker 2: them in my house.
Speaker 10: Yeah, to think of it, I think I know who
Speaker 10: it is now, and thank just makes me so.
Speaker 11: Much more angry.
Speaker 6: You know what, That's good?
Speaker 7: Use that anger to get back at your coworker by
Speaker 7: going out with Logan one more time.
Speaker 6: What is you'll pay for that date? If you're willing
Speaker 6: to go out with him again? What do you think?
Speaker 8: Megan listen, Megan, whatever happened before you and I met
Speaker 8: and hung out is whatever. Like, I'm calling you. I
Speaker 8: had a good time with you. You're the one I
Speaker 8: want to see again. I'm over here car on a
Speaker 8: radio station just to try to get in touch with you, Like,
Speaker 8: I don't know what else to do or how to
Speaker 8: convince you. But I mean, I'm calling you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're the department store worker of his heart.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 7: We're running out of time here, so we desperately need
Speaker 7: an answer yes or no.
Speaker 10: Megan, I really want to say yeah, but I feel
Speaker 10: like I feel like you should just maybe use that
Speaker 10: money and maybe six se girl stills that I work
Speaker 10: with and try to ask her out on a date.
Speaker 8: But oh.
Speaker 4: Better now that she doesn't have.
Speaker 7: I didn't want to have to do this, but I'm
Speaker 7: gonna have to offer you another date with Megan's co worker,
Speaker 7: and we'll send you to the Habachi grill on our dime.
Speaker 3: Don't go back to the same place.
Speaker 6: He needs to do a bacon trick for her to see.
Speaker 1: We will not provide the bacon.
Speaker 6: Logan. You cool with that, well, I go call her
Speaker 6: up want because we're out of time.
Speaker 7: But congratulations, Logan, we got to you another date, just
Speaker 7: not what the person you'd really want to ride.
Speaker 1: All right, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 7: You know, he really didn't seem thrilled with getting another
Speaker 7: date at the end there, But.
Speaker 6: Uh yeah, nevertheless, we're still going to chalk this up
Speaker 6: as a win.
Speaker 4: And it doesn't matter who we got him a day with.
Speaker 4: It was another date.
Speaker 2: Though I liked how you liked the jealous girl better
Speaker 2: than the other one.
Speaker 1: With the nails.
Speaker 6: I do have to say I was a little bit surprised.
Speaker 7: Well, I guess it's not that surprised that Brooke was
Speaker 7: so cool with him hooking up with another girl the
Speaker 7: night before from the same department store that she works
Speaker 7: out That was still warm.
Speaker 2: I did realize they both worked at the same place,
Speaker 2: But isn't that just what dating is? Period?
Speaker 1: Yeah, twenty four hours.
Speaker 7: I would say, brook Not everybody is okay with that.
Speaker 7: Some people in this world prefer to wait for someone
Speaker 7: who's like, really actually means something to them.
Speaker 6: Yet changes Can we agree to give people a little
Speaker 6: bit of grace though? Can we do that?
Speaker 4: I don't think Brooks.
Speaker 1: She was a little clingy, but sure.
Speaker 7: Yeah, Well, I guess we're all going to disagree on
Speaker 7: this one, but hey, but we got him a date and.
Speaker 4: That's all that mattered.
Speaker 1: And really the theme of the whole thing is never
Speaker 1: clean a dude's apartment. It's always going to end.
Speaker 6: Is that what we learned, Don't clean it's apartment, all right,
Speaker 6: That's going to be the lesson today