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Speaker 1: that person, I don't know what you're saying what right now,

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Speaker 1: but because all right, if you missed yesterday on the show,

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Speaker 1: you've got a cough, but you can't come in. Look

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Speaker 1: That's what's going on right now. Apparently at vaccine locations

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Speaker 1: You know, they're probably just excited to be waiting in

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Speaker 1: And our next story, let's send it's Alex Fresh is

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Speaker 1: on location in Los Angeles, California, Brand Rapids, Michigan, where

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Speaker 1: a doctor is in hot water because he was playing

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Speaker 1: the Price is Right with patients cancerous organs. No, what

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Speaker 1: was he doing. No, he would take pictures like with

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Speaker 1: like how much it weighed? Because they want to play

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Speaker 1: they're under anesthesia, so they don't know that they're playing

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Speaker 1: this game. That's workplace fun, right, right right, I don't

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Speaker 1: know they're making fun of the cancer. They're just like, hey,

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Speaker 1: that with people's cancers. Organs and they just cut out

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Speaker 1: I thought it was just going on and and like

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Speaker 1: But they actually posted it on Twitter like, hey, come

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Speaker 1: to our clinic if you want to get your cancerous

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Speaker 1: mole removed. We have a fun little thing we do

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Speaker 1: with it. After we try to we play the prices

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Speaker 1: rice right with it? Yeah, do you win the guess

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Speaker 1: A fun game? I guess they play. I thought that

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Speaker 1: I mean, like, I know we're making fun of it,

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Speaker 1: but it is ridiculous. Like, how would you like it

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Speaker 1: there you go. If you're English Seven's dentist in your listening,

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Speaker 1: send it to English seven, who's at a Walmart where

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Speaker 1: you just purchased some new shoes because his old ones

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Speaker 1: are ruined from doing the Chacot slide. Money better you

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Speaker 1: do it? Is there where you're gonna do it? Are

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Speaker 1: you gonna do it? What this song? What song we're

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Speaker 1: waiting for you today? Well, my story is actually about song.

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Speaker 1: How dare you make me curse? Okay, no, my story

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Speaker 1: is about a rod though. You guys know Alex, but

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Speaker 1: yes we do. Everybody knows this song. It was really

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Speaker 1: good at Chaco Slide. But you do it again? Okay.

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Speaker 1: So Alex Rodriguez, he cheated on Jennifer Lopez. What does same?

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Speaker 1: That's actually appropriate? He is gonna get too, Alex Rodriguez,

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Speaker 1: you sure? I'm sure? Come on, come on, you're late. Sorry,

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Speaker 1: I searched everywhere for that. You searched? Okay? Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: eng seven breaking news, yo, job breaking news. Um, this

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Speaker 1: the news, they report and there's never been better proof

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Speaker 1: The Jebil Show on demand. It's another Jebil phone. This

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Speaker 1: is Aaron. Hi, Aaron, this is Colby Jones calling from

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Speaker 1: what's going on? Well, an issue has come up that

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Speaker 1: all right, So, UM, what's what's the problem that sounds serious? Well,

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Speaker 1: it's gonna be a difficult conversation because we have seen

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Speaker 1: what you've been doing. Um, what are you talking about?

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Speaker 1: I'm talking about the water I don't understand what water.

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Speaker 1: How's your water taste today? My water tastes fine. I

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Speaker 1: bet it does. I bet it does. Sorry, what are

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Speaker 1: you implying. I'm implying that you've been using the water

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Speaker 1: your job is at risk. You're using the water dispenser

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Speaker 1: the second floor. That is the VP water dispenser. I'm

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Speaker 1: sure you knew that You're smoking, right, VIP water dispenser.

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Speaker 1: Does it sound like I'm joking, because no, I'm not. Yes,

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Speaker 1: that is the VIP water dispenser. It is a dispenser

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Speaker 1: I'm telling you because obviously you really enjoy the water

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Speaker 1: this Walter? No, this is not Walter. This is actually

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Speaker 1: Jewel from The Jewels Show doing a phone prank on

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Speaker 1: the Jewel Show on demand. I think I'm really good

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Speaker 1: at what squeezing every little bit out of a joke.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, coming again. Just beating a joke to death,

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Speaker 1: That's what I'm good at. And you know what that means.

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Speaker 1: Hello everybody, my name's Hans jumble Bug, and it is

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Speaker 1: Now what is the time for. It's time to beat

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Speaker 1: the only American game show featuring English guy answering trivia

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Speaker 1: phone to play English Evan in trivia. Right now is yes, Sinia,

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Speaker 1: The game is played like this, you sendy have thirty

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Speaker 1: word cisti means what in English? Nah, what is Cardi

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Speaker 1: into the studio and yes, Senia, this is the point

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Speaker 1: this thing where they ask them, you know, a question

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Speaker 1: interesting fact. Thank you for sharing that with us. That

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Speaker 1: now they're rooting for you against English seven and English seven.

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Speaker 1: Here we go. Yeah, your time starts now. The cape

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Speaker 1: The answer we have and the answer they have probably

421
00:23:10,760 --> 00:23:13,639
Speaker 1: both are correct. What does it say we have the

422
00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:17,520
Speaker 1: text slang for I m ho is in my humble opinion,

423
00:23:17,640 --> 00:23:21,239
Speaker 1: that's what we have. But they have honest opinions? Yeah right,

424
00:23:21,320 --> 00:23:24,360
Speaker 1: I think maybe they're both correct. One. So I don't

425
00:23:24,400 --> 00:23:25,879
Speaker 1: want to give them both the point on that one

426
00:23:26,119 --> 00:23:28,159
Speaker 1: because if I don't, Yeah, for sure. Okay, well let

427
00:23:28,160 --> 00:23:30,240
Speaker 1: me give you the score then, okay, it looks like

428
00:23:30,359 --> 00:23:33,120
Speaker 1: I'm the idiot. We're all victims of googling just one

429
00:23:33,560 --> 00:23:41,480
Speaker 1: one headlines looking for good text slang. In my honest opinion, honest, well,

430
00:23:41,520 --> 00:23:43,560
Speaker 1: in my humble opinion, I think we should get to

431
00:23:43,600 --> 00:23:50,320
Speaker 1: the score. Ye, yes, senya, you got two correct. Congratulations,

432
00:23:51,280 --> 00:23:54,320
Speaker 1: you're doing my school a second. I no, because you

433
00:23:54,440 --> 00:23:58,880
Speaker 1: only got one correct after I just handed you send

434
00:23:58,880 --> 00:24:03,200
Speaker 1: your congratulations. You've beat the brit Thank you so funny.

435
00:24:03,359 --> 00:24:05,359
Speaker 1: I cannot wait to go over these answers right now.

436
00:24:05,960 --> 00:24:08,320
Speaker 1: Let's do it. So. A cave called cocktail is also

437
00:24:08,359 --> 00:24:12,440
Speaker 1: commonly known as a vodka cran. Yeah. Yeah, and we

438
00:24:12,560 --> 00:24:16,480
Speaker 1: have seven chakras. Oh I said stakes I am ho

439
00:24:16,840 --> 00:24:20,359
Speaker 1: in my honest or humble opinion. Yeah, An on side

440
00:24:20,440 --> 00:24:23,000
Speaker 1: kick is when a ball is deliberately kicked short an

441
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:25,320
Speaker 1: attempt to regain possession. I knew that, but I think

442
00:24:25,400 --> 00:24:27,639
Speaker 1: a lot when a lot of these questions come at man.

443
00:24:27,760 --> 00:24:32,959
Speaker 1: The Spanish word siesta does not mean party. I mean

444
00:24:33,040 --> 00:24:37,720
Speaker 1: the nap. And you're so certain about that part. Yeah,

445
00:24:38,040 --> 00:24:41,520
Speaker 1: like that's the one I know, nap. And then Cardibe's

446
00:24:41,560 --> 00:24:47,160
Speaker 1: real name is Bell Kalese Bellekalese Es. Well, congratulations every day. Yeah,

447
00:24:47,200 --> 00:24:49,520
Speaker 1: you said you beat the brit and because you did,

448
00:24:49,680 --> 00:24:51,359
Speaker 1: I'll send you a Jewel Show sticker. So hang on

449
00:24:51,359 --> 00:24:52,920
Speaker 1: the line so I can get turn by Lucky you

450
00:24:55,040 --> 00:25:00,840
Speaker 1: have a Fiesta or the Jewel Show on demand. We've

451
00:25:00,880 --> 00:25:02,720
Speaker 1: been doing these War of the Roses to catch a

452
00:25:02,800 --> 00:25:05,520
Speaker 1: cheaters for quite a while now. Yeah, and a lot

453
00:25:05,600 --> 00:25:08,920
Speaker 1: of times it's technology that makes somebody think they're significant

454
00:25:08,920 --> 00:25:11,280
Speaker 1: others cheating on them. I'm noticing another thing too, though,

455
00:25:11,359 --> 00:25:16,440
Speaker 1: coffee cups. Apparently coffee cups are a big sign that

456
00:25:16,560 --> 00:25:18,080
Speaker 1: someone could be cheating on you, because this is the

457
00:25:18,160 --> 00:25:20,640
Speaker 1: second time somebody has emailed us saying they think there's

458
00:25:20,640 --> 00:25:22,480
Speaker 1: significant another might be cheating on them because of a

459
00:25:22,480 --> 00:25:25,399
Speaker 1: coffee cup. Oh yeah, yeah, you remember that one. Um

460
00:25:25,640 --> 00:25:28,240
Speaker 1: and Miranda is on the phone and apparently she thinks

461
00:25:28,280 --> 00:25:32,760
Speaker 1: that her boyfriend Zane is cheating because of what size cup?

462
00:25:32,880 --> 00:25:38,640
Speaker 1: Was it a Vinti Grande? What size, Miranda? I think

463
00:25:38,680 --> 00:25:43,600
Speaker 1: it was a Grande. I wasn't really paying attention to

464
00:25:43,720 --> 00:25:46,120
Speaker 1: the size. Yeah, I guess that's probably not the point

465
00:25:46,200 --> 00:25:48,600
Speaker 1: of the whole thing. Hush. So what happened? Why do

466
00:25:48,680 --> 00:25:52,200
Speaker 1: you think that your boyfriend is cheating on you? Well,

467
00:25:52,359 --> 00:25:54,760
Speaker 1: I mean there's like the usual stuff. You know, he's

468
00:25:54,800 --> 00:25:58,280
Speaker 1: been more distant, just finding reasons to be out of

469
00:25:58,320 --> 00:26:00,720
Speaker 1: the house that he never seemed to really have before.

470
00:26:00,840 --> 00:26:03,240
Speaker 1: And so my my guard has been up for a while.

471
00:26:03,359 --> 00:26:05,240
Speaker 1: But you know, I thought I was just being paranoid,

472
00:26:05,359 --> 00:26:09,080
Speaker 1: and then not too long ago, I found a coffee

473
00:26:09,119 --> 00:26:10,560
Speaker 1: cup in the trash. It looked like it had kind

474
00:26:10,560 --> 00:26:14,359
Speaker 1: of been shoved down in there, and it had the

475
00:26:14,480 --> 00:26:19,720
Speaker 1: name Ashley on it. So now I feel like maybe

476
00:26:20,800 --> 00:26:25,320
Speaker 1: maybe I wasn't being paranoid and I just haven't such

477
00:26:25,320 --> 00:26:28,960
Speaker 1: a really gross feeling, And so I'm asking you guys

478
00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:30,760
Speaker 1: for help, right, And do you know I'm saying, has

479
00:26:30,760 --> 00:26:33,320
Speaker 1: any friends called Ashley that you know might have had

480
00:26:33,359 --> 00:26:36,600
Speaker 1: that coffee cup? No? That I can think of. Okay,

481
00:26:36,640 --> 00:26:39,639
Speaker 1: So you didn't say anything to him, did you. No.

482
00:26:40,080 --> 00:26:42,200
Speaker 1: I didn't want to tip him off that I saw

483
00:26:42,280 --> 00:26:44,480
Speaker 1: it because I knew I wanted to call you guys

484
00:26:44,560 --> 00:26:47,240
Speaker 1: and see if you could help, Okay, And is it

485
00:26:47,359 --> 00:26:49,440
Speaker 1: just a coffee cup or I mean you said that

486
00:26:49,560 --> 00:26:51,119
Speaker 1: he's been kind of distant and everything else it's just

487
00:26:51,280 --> 00:26:53,159
Speaker 1: kind of overall feeling that something might be going on,

488
00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:56,240
Speaker 1: because that can happen, you know. Sometimes I've been in

489
00:26:56,320 --> 00:26:59,119
Speaker 1: relationships where people have cheated on me and you can

490
00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:02,560
Speaker 1: tell just kind of the vibe is different, and then, um,

491
00:27:03,119 --> 00:27:07,080
Speaker 1: you know, and that's kind of going on as well. Yeah,

492
00:27:07,200 --> 00:27:09,200
Speaker 1: like you know, and there's just nothing concrete, but you

493
00:27:09,240 --> 00:27:11,800
Speaker 1: can just feel that something's wrong. For sure. I have

494
00:27:12,200 --> 00:27:15,560
Speaker 1: been feeling like something. I've just felt wrong for a while.

495
00:27:15,720 --> 00:27:18,520
Speaker 1: So this is the first thing I've seen where I'm like, oh,

496
00:27:18,600 --> 00:27:21,000
Speaker 1: I might not be crazy. And how long have you

497
00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:24,800
Speaker 1: guys been together? About two years? Okay? And he doesn't

498
00:27:24,840 --> 00:27:26,639
Speaker 1: go by the name Ashley ever, so it couldn't been

499
00:27:26,760 --> 00:27:31,200
Speaker 1: he was getting coffee and it's a street name. No, okay,

500
00:27:31,280 --> 00:27:34,840
Speaker 1: And what's his name? Zane z a y. That's not close.

501
00:27:34,840 --> 00:27:35,960
Speaker 1: I was like, I was gonna wonder if it was

502
00:27:35,960 --> 00:27:40,720
Speaker 1: like Andrew or Ashton or a I don't know, Yeah,

503
00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:42,639
Speaker 1: Zane is. Actually it's all the way on the other

504
00:27:42,680 --> 00:27:46,000
Speaker 1: side of the alphabet, the other side alphabet. So all right, Well,

505
00:27:46,240 --> 00:27:47,680
Speaker 1: not to make light of the situation, but you know

506
00:27:47,720 --> 00:27:49,520
Speaker 1: how we are, we just joke around. Um, so have

507
00:27:49,640 --> 00:27:51,520
Speaker 1: you thought of a way that we could call him

508
00:27:52,080 --> 00:27:54,920
Speaker 1: that wouldn't be uh like just so out of the

509
00:27:54,920 --> 00:27:58,600
Speaker 1: blue that it would tip him off. Yeah. So he

510
00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:01,679
Speaker 1: has a Peloton he loves and that he uses all

511
00:28:01,720 --> 00:28:04,640
Speaker 1: the time. So I feel like if if he got

512
00:28:04,800 --> 00:28:08,080
Speaker 1: some kind of caller message from Peloton, he wouldn't think

513
00:28:08,119 --> 00:28:11,240
Speaker 1: that was weird because he's always on it. Okay, oh yeah, okay,

514
00:28:11,359 --> 00:28:13,080
Speaker 1: so yeah, I guess we could call from I mean,

515
00:28:13,080 --> 00:28:16,159
Speaker 1: because I think it's like a is this a subscription service?

516
00:28:17,320 --> 00:28:19,760
Speaker 1: I think though, yeah, I don't use it, so I

517
00:28:19,840 --> 00:28:22,560
Speaker 1: don't actually know, but I think it's a subscription thing.

518
00:28:23,400 --> 00:28:25,760
Speaker 1: All right, Well, well we'll play a song and then

519
00:28:26,320 --> 00:28:28,680
Speaker 1: come back and call him and pretend to be from Peloton. Yeah,

520
00:28:28,720 --> 00:28:32,320
Speaker 1: I get my bike shorts on, spandex shorts on. That's

521
00:28:32,320 --> 00:28:35,159
Speaker 1: gonna be happy, and we will. We'll call him and

522
00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:37,520
Speaker 1: see if we'll call him with some kind of promotion

523
00:28:37,720 --> 00:28:39,719
Speaker 1: offer from some flowers list into somebody and see if

524
00:28:39,720 --> 00:28:42,680
Speaker 1: he gives us your name or another name, maybe Ashley,

525
00:28:42,720 --> 00:28:45,120
Speaker 1: And then if he does, you can come on and

526
00:28:45,240 --> 00:28:49,320
Speaker 1: find out who Ashley is and what's been going on. Okay, Okay,

527
00:28:49,680 --> 00:28:52,680
Speaker 1: all right, we'll do really nervous Yeah, I'm sure you are,

528
00:28:52,880 --> 00:28:54,640
Speaker 1: me too. I got appreciate it. If you're cheating though,

529
00:28:54,680 --> 00:28:56,640
Speaker 1: and you are going to stay, Like, do you think

530
00:28:56,680 --> 00:29:00,920
Speaker 1: that you'll have enough courage to leave? Oh? I like

531
00:29:01,040 --> 00:29:03,360
Speaker 1: to think I would, But I guess we'll find out.

532
00:29:03,760 --> 00:29:05,520
Speaker 1: We'll just know there is someone out there we always

533
00:29:05,520 --> 00:29:08,040
Speaker 1: say that will stay faithful to you and he'll not

534
00:29:08,160 --> 00:29:11,120
Speaker 1: cheat on you if he is, so, just remember that

535
00:29:11,200 --> 00:29:14,640
Speaker 1: you're better off without him if he is, for sure? Okay,

536
00:29:14,800 --> 00:29:16,960
Speaker 1: all right? In the middle of war the roses to

537
00:29:17,040 --> 00:29:19,040
Speaker 1: catch a cheater and if you miss the first part,

538
00:29:19,400 --> 00:29:23,120
Speaker 1: Miranda is on the phone and she thinks that her boyfriend, Zane,

539
00:29:23,440 --> 00:29:25,400
Speaker 1: they've been together for two years, might be cheating on

540
00:29:25,440 --> 00:29:29,600
Speaker 1: her with a peloton. With a peloton, yea, not necessarily

541
00:29:29,640 --> 00:29:31,880
Speaker 1: with a pelton, but might be cheating on her. She

542
00:29:32,480 --> 00:29:34,719
Speaker 1: has suspected something's been going on for a while now,

543
00:29:34,800 --> 00:29:37,760
Speaker 1: just based on overall vibe. But the other day she

544
00:29:37,960 --> 00:29:40,440
Speaker 1: was emptying the trash and found a coffee cup in

545
00:29:40,520 --> 00:29:43,560
Speaker 1: there with a name on it that wasn't his, It

546
00:29:43,720 --> 00:29:47,280
Speaker 1: wasn't hers. It said Ashley on the cup, and she's

547
00:29:47,320 --> 00:29:50,000
Speaker 1: wondering who Ashley is and why here's a coffee cup

548
00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:53,760
Speaker 1: with the name Ashley. Yo. Yeah, So we're gonna call

549
00:29:53,880 --> 00:29:55,800
Speaker 1: him and pretend to be from Peloton and thank him

550
00:29:55,800 --> 00:29:58,400
Speaker 1: for his business and offer him some flowers to send

551
00:29:58,440 --> 00:30:00,560
Speaker 1: to somebody and see whose name he gives us, if

552
00:30:00,600 --> 00:30:03,560
Speaker 1: he gives us Miranda's name or someone else's. All right, Miranda,

553
00:30:03,560 --> 00:30:07,840
Speaker 1: are you ready? I guess all right, I'm gonna dallas

554
00:30:07,920 --> 00:30:21,440
Speaker 1: phone of it right now here we go. Hello, Hey,

555
00:30:21,560 --> 00:30:24,640
Speaker 1: this is Zane calling from Peloton. I was looking for Zane.

556
00:30:26,120 --> 00:30:30,520
Speaker 1: Oh your name is sorry, my name is Zane. Your

557
00:30:30,560 --> 00:30:34,240
Speaker 1: name is also Zane. I don't mean very many other

558
00:30:34,400 --> 00:30:39,760
Speaker 1: Zanes actually, so that's cool. So you calling from where Peloton? Okay,

559
00:30:40,320 --> 00:30:42,920
Speaker 1: how can I help you? Well? I was just we're

560
00:30:42,960 --> 00:30:45,880
Speaker 1: calling us thank you for your business, and we're doing

561
00:30:45,960 --> 00:30:50,120
Speaker 1: our love to Cycle events, and what that is is

562
00:30:50,160 --> 00:30:54,240
Speaker 1: we're calling some of our customers and offering them a

563
00:30:54,680 --> 00:30:59,760
Speaker 1: free six month membership and some flowers that they can

564
00:30:59,800 --> 00:31:02,560
Speaker 1: send somebody special to them. So I don't have to

565
00:31:02,960 --> 00:31:04,479
Speaker 1: I don't have to pay anything. I just like get

566
00:31:04,520 --> 00:31:08,080
Speaker 1: the free membership and then like, yeah, you're subscription book somebody. Yeah,

567
00:31:08,120 --> 00:31:10,680
Speaker 1: we'll send you an email with all the info on that.

568
00:31:10,840 --> 00:31:13,160
Speaker 1: But yeah, six months free basically, or you don't have

569
00:31:13,200 --> 00:31:15,400
Speaker 1: to pay anything, and then UM, some flowers that you

570
00:31:15,440 --> 00:31:16,720
Speaker 1: can send someone. I don't know if you have anybody

571
00:31:16,760 --> 00:31:20,800
Speaker 1: specially you want to send some roses too, But that's simple,

572
00:31:20,840 --> 00:31:22,840
Speaker 1: that's all free. I just need the name of the

573
00:31:22,920 --> 00:31:27,200
Speaker 1: person in the address and all that stuff. Okay, UM,

574
00:31:28,320 --> 00:31:34,680
Speaker 1: can we send them to um Ashley A s h

575
00:31:35,320 --> 00:31:38,000
Speaker 1: l e e I g h like the normal spelling

576
00:31:38,080 --> 00:31:43,600
Speaker 1: or is it different? Just just a sh l eui? Actually,

577
00:31:44,040 --> 00:31:47,720
Speaker 1: oh all right, cool. I was having trouble spelling that.

578
00:31:47,800 --> 00:31:49,520
Speaker 1: Sorry about that. I was probably having trouble spelling that

579
00:31:49,520 --> 00:31:55,520
Speaker 1: because it's not your girlfriend's name. What. Yeah, I couldn't

580
00:31:55,520 --> 00:31:58,600
Speaker 1: spell Ashley correctly because I was expecting to spell Miranda.

581
00:31:58,880 --> 00:32:04,680
Speaker 1: Who's your girlfriend? Right? Who is this? Who is this? Zane?

582
00:32:04,760 --> 00:32:07,080
Speaker 1: This is actually the Jewel Show, This is Jewil, This

583
00:32:07,240 --> 00:32:15,960
Speaker 1: is Alex, this is Evan, and this is your girlfriend Miranda? Hi, Zane, Vane,

584
00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:20,719
Speaker 1: what do you mean? I found? I found the coffee

585
00:32:20,760 --> 00:32:25,680
Speaker 1: cup in the trash that said Ashley, and now I

586
00:32:26,040 --> 00:32:29,440
Speaker 1: would really like to know who Ashley is. Damn she's

587
00:32:29,480 --> 00:32:35,680
Speaker 1: really calm? Yeah, which is scarier? Vane? Okay, let's just

588
00:32:35,800 --> 00:32:39,640
Speaker 1: take a step back for a second, k they look vane.

589
00:32:40,600 --> 00:32:45,479
Speaker 1: Just tell me who actually is? Please look? I okay,

590
00:32:46,040 --> 00:32:49,120
Speaker 1: I I've been hanging out with her a little bit,

591
00:32:49,200 --> 00:32:54,520
Speaker 1: but like it's not like it's a thing like I was,

592
00:32:54,760 --> 00:32:57,240
Speaker 1: Like I would have I was. I would tell you

593
00:32:57,840 --> 00:32:59,640
Speaker 1: if and when it was a thing and it's not.

594
00:33:00,120 --> 00:33:02,400
Speaker 1: Did you tell your girlfriend? Would you? What's your thing is?

595
00:33:02,440 --> 00:33:05,160
Speaker 1: With like a your side check, you would tell your girlfriend? Yeah,

596
00:33:05,280 --> 00:33:10,840
Speaker 1: I don't believe you. We've kissed, like we've kissed, like

597
00:33:13,360 --> 00:33:16,240
Speaker 1: so that's not a line that cross, you know, to

598
00:33:16,280 --> 00:33:19,080
Speaker 1: where you think you should tell your girlfriend because it's

599
00:33:19,120 --> 00:33:21,520
Speaker 1: not anything like it's not like it's like in the

600
00:33:21,680 --> 00:33:25,440
Speaker 1: moment thing. It's like a like I don't like why

601
00:33:25,520 --> 00:33:27,840
Speaker 1: would I are you feeling okay? Do you know what?

602
00:33:28,040 --> 00:33:32,000
Speaker 1: You know? Being loyal means or being in a relationship

603
00:33:32,200 --> 00:33:35,360
Speaker 1: where it's not to have a girlfriend. We've been dating

604
00:33:35,440 --> 00:33:39,200
Speaker 1: for two years? What why did you think it was

605
00:33:39,240 --> 00:33:41,800
Speaker 1: okay to just kiss someone and you think it's not

606
00:33:41,920 --> 00:33:43,840
Speaker 1: a big deal, Like you're sitting there talking like it's

607
00:33:43,880 --> 00:33:49,520
Speaker 1: not a big deal, and yeah it is a big deal. Man. Okay,

608
00:33:49,720 --> 00:33:53,400
Speaker 1: she's European, so it's like very casual. It's not okay,

609
00:33:53,840 --> 00:33:58,920
Speaker 1: does that mean? Look, okay, look I was it something

610
00:33:59,080 --> 00:34:04,560
Speaker 1: you No, Look, I just like my buddies just like

611
00:34:04,840 --> 00:34:08,600
Speaker 1: they're they're like, dude, you're You're like you're only in

612
00:34:08,719 --> 00:34:11,840
Speaker 1: your in your thirties, like you need to like slow

613
00:34:11,920 --> 00:34:14,359
Speaker 1: down and like I'm like at first like do you wrong?

614
00:34:14,480 --> 00:34:17,480
Speaker 1: But then and then like Ashley and then Ashley, I

615
00:34:17,520 --> 00:34:20,719
Speaker 1: was like, oh if you like I dare No, it's

616
00:34:20,760 --> 00:34:27,640
Speaker 1: just like I I'm sorry. I I'm sorry. That's all

617
00:34:27,719 --> 00:34:30,319
Speaker 1: I can say is like I'm sorry, and it Zane,

618
00:34:30,440 --> 00:34:34,279
Speaker 1: you realize how I don't think you do realize? So

619
00:34:34,400 --> 00:34:37,920
Speaker 1: I'm asking the question, do you value your relationship with

620
00:34:38,160 --> 00:34:43,560
Speaker 1: your girlfriend Miranda at all? Yes? Okay, so if you do,

621
00:34:44,040 --> 00:34:48,440
Speaker 1: do you realize how bad it is to cheat on

622
00:34:49,160 --> 00:34:53,439
Speaker 1: your girlfriend. I haven't cheated on her. I haven't. Like, Okay,

623
00:34:53,680 --> 00:34:58,560
Speaker 1: what's cheating? What's cheating? What are you talking about? Sane?

624
00:34:58,680 --> 00:35:02,839
Speaker 1: We're dating together, we're exclusive, we don't have an open relationship.

625
00:35:02,880 --> 00:35:05,360
Speaker 1: It's not okay for you to just kiss people because

626
00:35:05,440 --> 00:35:10,000
Speaker 1: you feel like you're what like you weren't single long enough? Yeah?

627
00:35:10,760 --> 00:35:13,040
Speaker 1: I didn't. I didn't kiss her. She kissed me again,

628
00:35:13,160 --> 00:35:16,120
Speaker 1: Like it's very like you know what honestly, name If

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Speaker 1: you don't see what's wrong with this, then that's a

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Speaker 1: huge problem. And I I love you and I have

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Speaker 1: loved you for two years and I just don't deserve this.

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Speaker 1: I don't Miranda, Miranda, No, No, you had so many

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Speaker 1: opportunities just now to really truly apologize, and you didn't

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Speaker 1: take them. You just sat there and did I said

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Speaker 1: always sorry, I say anything was wrong. No, but you

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Speaker 1: said you were sorry. But it doesn't matter. It just

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Speaker 1: doesn't matter at this point. But you also don't think

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Speaker 1: that you did anything wrong. Yeah, what are you apologizing for? Well,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry that she's hurt and I I never warned

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Speaker 1: want to hurt her? Why I didn't say, because I

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Speaker 1: didn't you, I didn't need to. You definitely shouldn't be

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Speaker 1: kissing anybody else. You know she was kissing me. Did

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Speaker 1: you kiss her back? But you put yourself in that

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Speaker 1: situation though, So you were hanging out with her because

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Speaker 1: you like her, and then she kissed you because she

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Speaker 1: likes you, and then you kissed her back because you

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Speaker 1: like her. Yeah, Honestly, even if it was all very innocent,

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Speaker 1: the way you've just talked to me right now, it's

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Speaker 1: a big. It's a big problem, Zane, because I am

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Speaker 1: so hurt and you're sitting there defending yourself and saying

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Speaker 1: nothing was wrong. I'm sorry. I don't want you to

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Speaker 1: be her. It's actually a thing. Let's talk, Randa. Look,

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Speaker 1: we should talk, not on the radio, all right, Like yeah, um,

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Speaker 1: we're definitely going to talk later and figure out our future. Okay,

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Speaker 1: thank you baby for understanding all right what No, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you don't understand that at all, but we'll let you

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Speaker 1: guys have the conversation and good luck with that, Miranda. Yeah, sorry, thanks.

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