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Speaker 1: get benched. I get pushed out of the game. That's

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Speaker 1: just how it goes as celebrities come into play. Well,

419
00:25:35,400 --> 00:25:38,040
Speaker 1: it's hard to compete with Justin Bieber wanting to play.

420
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Speaker 1: I'm still playing. I'm sure I don't know if he

421
00:25:41,240 --> 00:25:44,560
Speaker 1: plays in those games. But freaking Kevin Hart, they were

422
00:25:44,640 --> 00:25:49,440
Speaker 1: tired his number from the from the thing I didn't remember.

423
00:25:49,880 --> 00:25:52,119
Speaker 1: Do you remember what, dude? He used to win MVP.

424
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Speaker 1: He wouldn't even have the best games, but he was

425
00:25:53,960 --> 00:25:57,280
Speaker 1: still win MVP just from being funny. Man, Like, I'm

426
00:25:57,280 --> 00:26:01,960
Speaker 1: not gonna he was petitive, very competitive. Dannel says, no,

427
00:26:02,080 --> 00:26:05,239
Speaker 1: he was fine, but he was Could you beat him

428
00:26:05,280 --> 00:26:11,600
Speaker 1: one on one? That's irrelevant whether I donald. Have you

429
00:26:11,640 --> 00:26:14,520
Speaker 1: ever played basketball with Rick Glassman the comedian, No, but

430
00:26:14,520 --> 00:26:17,000
Speaker 1: I hate's nice. He played with Lebron against Lebron in

431
00:26:17,080 --> 00:26:18,840
Speaker 1: high school. He says, I'm sure he got dunked on.

432
00:26:19,359 --> 00:26:22,560
Speaker 1: I'm sure he. I'm sure Lebron James came up down

433
00:26:22,600 --> 00:26:25,679
Speaker 1: the court and was like, I heard he's really good.

434
00:26:25,760 --> 00:26:27,960
Speaker 1: And um, I did his podcast and he told me

435
00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:31,080
Speaker 1: that he got kicked out of Bill's game for what

436
00:26:31,480 --> 00:26:36,080
Speaker 1: just smack talking. I guess, I don't know. I love

437
00:26:36,119 --> 00:26:39,160
Speaker 1: me some Rick Glass He's funny. He's very funny, very

438
00:26:39,160 --> 00:26:41,840
Speaker 1: funny guy. Um I did his podcast, and see and

439
00:26:41,960 --> 00:26:44,760
Speaker 1: see him on around if you see him, if he's

440
00:26:44,800 --> 00:26:46,600
Speaker 1: coming to your town doing stand up, he's got some

441
00:26:47,119 --> 00:26:50,960
Speaker 1: very very funny stand up. We should talk about this show. Yeah, man,

442
00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:53,639
Speaker 1: come on, you keep fucking getting off topic. Okay. The

443
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Speaker 1: only thing we've talked about me. Okay, go ahead, explain this,

444
00:26:58,520 --> 00:27:02,399
Speaker 1: explain it. Everybody likes a little ass play. Don't even

445
00:27:02,440 --> 00:27:05,800
Speaker 1: act like you know all right listening? So Elliott, speaking

446
00:27:05,800 --> 00:27:09,800
Speaker 1: of ass play, Keith wants to take Elliot's bum with

447
00:27:09,880 --> 00:27:13,040
Speaker 1: him on vacation. Yeah, that's cute, and Jad reveals that

448
00:27:13,119 --> 00:27:16,159
Speaker 1: Elliott a naked picture of Elliot's bum is still his

449
00:27:16,240 --> 00:27:22,600
Speaker 1: screen saver. Yes, Sarah and Elliott do have a nice

450
00:27:22,720 --> 00:27:29,639
Speaker 1: little bum so I can understand JD's rationale. Both bums

451
00:27:29,680 --> 00:27:32,440
Speaker 1: are spectacle. Yes, let's not lie. Both bumbs are nice.

452
00:27:32,480 --> 00:27:39,120
Speaker 1: We've seen them bopping down recently. We saw them grinding

453
00:27:39,119 --> 00:27:43,560
Speaker 1: on a flagpole in the show. Yes, very turfing for

454
00:27:43,600 --> 00:27:45,760
Speaker 1: those you don't know. I don't know if it's still

455
00:27:45,840 --> 00:27:48,840
Speaker 1: medical slang back and when we were doing the show,

456
00:27:48,880 --> 00:27:52,520
Speaker 1: it was still medical slang for when you're trying to

457
00:27:52,560 --> 00:27:55,720
Speaker 1: find any excuse to refer a patient to a different department.

458
00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:59,320
Speaker 1: So Donald, excuse me. Turk and Cox are in a

459
00:27:59,400 --> 00:28:02,040
Speaker 1: turf war or if you will, that's the name of

460
00:28:02,080 --> 00:28:04,800
Speaker 1: the show, Mike tur four, where they're fighting over Lloyd

461
00:28:05,080 --> 00:28:08,600
Speaker 1: because nobody wants Lloyd. Played by the hilarious Mike Schwartz

462
00:28:09,200 --> 00:28:12,119
Speaker 1: everything like Schwartz in this episode where he was like,

463
00:28:12,240 --> 00:28:16,159
Speaker 1: you're forty and you're a delivery man. You got a

464
00:28:16,160 --> 00:28:19,280
Speaker 1: case of where did I go wrong? Zes? Yeah? What

465
00:28:19,320 --> 00:28:23,000
Speaker 1: about it was fucked up? But what about when Mike

466
00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:25,359
Speaker 1: Schwartz is pointing to his form, he goes, it's it

467
00:28:25,440 --> 00:28:27,720
Speaker 1: hurts here, and then he goes to his elbow. It

468
00:28:27,920 --> 00:28:30,720
Speaker 1: skips here, and then he goes to his bicep and

469
00:28:30,720 --> 00:28:33,920
Speaker 1: then it continues here. He's like, are you serious, Lloyd?

470
00:28:34,080 --> 00:28:38,560
Speaker 1: He goes, but what about the tingles? Yeah, he says,

471
00:28:38,560 --> 00:28:43,120
Speaker 1: he's got the chest the chess tingles. He was very

472
00:28:43,160 --> 00:28:44,800
Speaker 1: funny in this episode. It made me think we should

473
00:28:44,800 --> 00:28:47,080
Speaker 1: have given Mike more to do because he should have

474
00:28:47,120 --> 00:28:49,360
Speaker 1: been more recurring. I mean he was, he had part

475
00:28:49,400 --> 00:28:52,120
Speaker 1: and everything. But this is the first time Lloyd ever

476
00:28:52,200 --> 00:28:54,600
Speaker 1: gets to be the main guest star of the episode.

477
00:28:54,600 --> 00:28:57,440
Speaker 1: Well not Kerry Russell's the main guest star, but ye know, second,

478
00:28:57,600 --> 00:29:01,200
Speaker 1: let's say guest star. He's very funny, for sure, He's hilarious.

479
00:29:01,280 --> 00:29:04,720
Speaker 1: The b story was actually really funny too. I I

480
00:29:04,840 --> 00:29:07,880
Speaker 1: was I got psyched out and I was on the

481
00:29:07,880 --> 00:29:10,120
Speaker 1: show and you don't remember it at all, not even

482
00:29:10,160 --> 00:29:12,040
Speaker 1: a little bit. I didn't see it coming. I don't

483
00:29:12,040 --> 00:29:14,720
Speaker 1: remember you know some episodes, Donald and I've told you

484
00:29:14,720 --> 00:29:17,800
Speaker 1: you are our faithful listeners around the globe. This before

485
00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:20,400
Speaker 1: some we just don't remember doing. And this falls into

486
00:29:20,440 --> 00:29:23,200
Speaker 1: that from me. If you're new to the show, though, welcome.

487
00:29:23,600 --> 00:29:25,880
Speaker 1: If you're doing the show, welcome, thank you for joining us.

488
00:29:25,920 --> 00:29:30,240
Speaker 1: This is a Daniel DJ Daniel Joelle Monique. Oh there's

489
00:29:30,240 --> 00:29:32,360
Speaker 1: a song we have called Joel Monique is down, You

490
00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:35,280
Speaker 1: get down. We will now play it, Daniel, hit it.

491
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Speaker 1: Get the word out all Joelmonique is down and get down,

492
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Speaker 1: no matter what's between your eggs tomorrow bone and you

493
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Speaker 1: could be making an eggs Joe down, get down? Oh yeah,

494
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Speaker 1: Joelmonie down and get speaking up? Joe? Well yeah, how's

495
00:29:58,600 --> 00:30:01,920
Speaker 1: everything going with your Uh? She has not time to

496
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:04,680
Speaker 1: be dating. She's been down for ten days. That was

497
00:30:04,760 --> 00:30:07,280
Speaker 1: ten days ago. Though, Okay, do you ever chat to

498
00:30:07,360 --> 00:30:09,240
Speaker 1: that gal that we introduce you to? Are you friends

499
00:30:09,240 --> 00:30:13,360
Speaker 1: at least every now and again? But not not really.

500
00:30:14,320 --> 00:30:16,200
Speaker 1: It's kind of far away from are you out there

501
00:30:16,280 --> 00:30:18,440
Speaker 1: dating at all? Jowell? Are you are you gonna? Are

502
00:30:18,440 --> 00:30:22,440
Speaker 1: you looking for mister or missus Wright? Uh? Not currently currently,

503
00:30:22,520 --> 00:30:24,440
Speaker 1: I am just trying to get out of my house.

504
00:30:26,120 --> 00:30:29,480
Speaker 1: You mean, do you mean while you're moving again? Not

505
00:30:29,560 --> 00:30:35,200
Speaker 1: again a saga which boils down to bad neighbors and

506
00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:40,080
Speaker 1: faulty building. Um, yeah, to get out. So we're moving

507
00:30:40,320 --> 00:30:43,240
Speaker 1: at the end of next week, which they're too long.

508
00:30:43,680 --> 00:30:46,360
Speaker 1: But do you have a new good spot? Oh my god,

509
00:30:46,440 --> 00:30:51,880
Speaker 1: it has an entire roof deck off of my room. Absolutely.

510
00:30:51,920 --> 00:30:55,120
Speaker 1: And um, we expanded so we have an actual office now,

511
00:30:55,200 --> 00:30:56,960
Speaker 1: so I don't have to work in my bedroom anymore.

512
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Speaker 1: So I am thrill. I'm very excited to could be

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Speaker 1: called a blessing in disguise certain to me, absolutely, Maybe

514
00:31:04,680 --> 00:31:07,120
Speaker 1: it's not even wearing a disguise. Maybe it's just a blessing,

515
00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:09,200
Speaker 1: just a full out blessing. Yeah, it's I'm excited. I

516
00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:14,160
Speaker 1: can't wait to decorate and get cozy. And yeah that's good.

517
00:31:14,560 --> 00:31:18,080
Speaker 1: You deserve that, Joel, thank you. We're gonna we got

518
00:31:18,120 --> 00:31:22,880
Speaker 1: another special episode coming up. Yeah, we do. We have

519
00:31:22,880 --> 00:31:24,480
Speaker 1: to figure the logistics out of that. It's hard to

520
00:31:24,480 --> 00:31:26,360
Speaker 1: be cryptic, audience. I don't want to ruin any of

521
00:31:26,360 --> 00:31:30,120
Speaker 1: the surprise, don't ruin anything. We're almost done with season six,

522
00:31:30,120 --> 00:31:33,040
Speaker 1: by the way, we have four more episodes in season six,

523
00:31:33,280 --> 00:31:38,440
Speaker 1: and I don't mean to, you know, express concern, but

524
00:31:38,560 --> 00:31:40,640
Speaker 1: we're running out of episodes of the show. Donald. We

525
00:31:40,720 --> 00:31:44,200
Speaker 1: really have to figure out what we're gonna Dowsta. I

526
00:31:44,320 --> 00:31:46,760
Speaker 1: think I don't want the podcast to be over. I

527
00:31:46,800 --> 00:31:48,480
Speaker 1: will say that I don't want it to be over

528
00:31:48,840 --> 00:31:54,040
Speaker 1: too much checking in talking. I like Daniel and Joel.

529
00:31:54,360 --> 00:31:56,720
Speaker 1: I like the community we've built. Why don't we just

530
00:31:56,800 --> 00:31:59,120
Speaker 1: start all over? Can't we just start all over? Run it?

531
00:31:59,440 --> 00:32:03,880
Speaker 1: Oh my god, re listen of the podcast? Another one

532
00:32:05,040 --> 00:32:07,520
Speaker 1: you don't remember? Remember when we used to do that?

533
00:32:07,640 --> 00:32:11,240
Speaker 1: Another another one? We should we run it back? We

534
00:32:11,240 --> 00:32:14,040
Speaker 1: could get super meta as as as we've said, and

535
00:32:14,480 --> 00:32:17,360
Speaker 1: just do a re listen of the podcast of the

536
00:32:19,600 --> 00:32:21,320
Speaker 1: I want you Nicsed to be the new Epert and Ruper.

537
00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:23,680
Speaker 1: I want you to thumbs up and thumbs down now

538
00:32:23,720 --> 00:32:26,320
Speaker 1: because I got to be in the ship, don't We

539
00:32:26,320 --> 00:32:27,720
Speaker 1: don't want to be in the place to ever talk

540
00:32:27,800 --> 00:32:30,840
Speaker 1: negatively about other artists and other artists. Man, I get it.

541
00:32:31,120 --> 00:32:33,400
Speaker 1: I remember, yo. Look, I remember when I used to

542
00:32:33,440 --> 00:32:36,000
Speaker 1: be like and I still do it now. I didn't.

543
00:32:36,040 --> 00:32:38,080
Speaker 1: I didn't enjoy it and stuff like that. But I

544
00:32:38,120 --> 00:32:40,200
Speaker 1: remember what I used to be like, don't see that movie.

545
00:32:40,680 --> 00:32:43,960
Speaker 1: Now I'm like, please, you know, yeah, this is my opinion.

546
00:32:44,520 --> 00:32:46,960
Speaker 1: This is I don't want to poo poo any artists work.

547
00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:49,840
Speaker 1: Although I just did Brett Goldstein's podcast. Here's a podcast

548
00:32:49,880 --> 00:32:53,240
Speaker 1: called Films to be Buried with um And you had

549
00:32:53,320 --> 00:32:56,560
Speaker 1: to say, what movie do you think is it is horrible?

550
00:32:56,600 --> 00:32:58,880
Speaker 1: What was the worst we've ever seen? So I chose

551
00:32:58,920 --> 00:33:04,120
Speaker 1: a deep cut meat Balls Too? Do you remember me too?

552
00:33:04,560 --> 00:33:06,800
Speaker 1: I like meat Balls Too? With the alien? Yeah, but

553
00:33:06,840 --> 00:33:10,920
Speaker 1: do you know what happened is you know I love

554
00:33:10,920 --> 00:33:13,640
Speaker 1: you so much? We have the exact same fucking references.

555
00:33:13,680 --> 00:33:15,960
Speaker 1: So many people would never have seen Meatballs Too. Meat

556
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:19,520
Speaker 1: Balls one was a very wonderful Bill Murray movie for kids,

557
00:33:19,520 --> 00:33:22,200
Speaker 1: and it was incredible. And then and then meat Balls

558
00:33:22,200 --> 00:33:23,719
Speaker 1: two came out. It was at the height of the

559
00:33:23,720 --> 00:33:27,480
Speaker 1: ET phenomenon, and they obviously didn't have Bill Murray for

560
00:33:27,520 --> 00:33:30,040
Speaker 1: the sequel, so they decided that the kids at the

561
00:33:30,120 --> 00:33:33,160
Speaker 1: camp stumble across an alien that looked a whole lot

562
00:33:33,240 --> 00:33:36,240
Speaker 1: like ET. It was like at but just just a

563
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Speaker 1: little bit askew enough to not get sued meat ted.

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Speaker 1: And his name was Meathead. No, that's that's what they

565
00:33:42,560 --> 00:33:44,800
Speaker 1: called him meat Head one day and he was like,

566
00:33:45,680 --> 00:33:50,000
Speaker 1: me Ted and they no, he said his name was Ted.

567
00:33:50,280 --> 00:33:52,600
Speaker 1: They were like, what's your name? He said me Ted

568
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:56,640
Speaker 1: and they called him meat heead Meadhead. Perfect. So imagine,

569
00:33:56,680 --> 00:33:58,600
Speaker 1: imagine you have a hit movie and it's time to

570
00:33:58,600 --> 00:34:00,920
Speaker 1: make the sequel and that was great, and you can't

571
00:34:00,960 --> 00:34:04,240
Speaker 1: get the star. So you and it's and it's the

572
00:34:04,440 --> 00:34:07,080
Speaker 1: and it's the height of ET and you go, wait,

573
00:34:07,160 --> 00:34:11,960
Speaker 1: here's the pitch Instead of Bill Murray, we have our

574
00:34:12,040 --> 00:34:14,680
Speaker 1: own ET. And we just put that in the movie. Wait,

575
00:34:14,680 --> 00:34:16,120
Speaker 1: hold up, do we still go back to the camp?

576
00:34:16,440 --> 00:34:19,080
Speaker 1: We're at the camp, but there's no Bill Murray anymore.

577
00:34:19,440 --> 00:34:23,719
Speaker 1: The kids stumble across ET, but not ET. Do we

578
00:34:23,800 --> 00:34:27,480
Speaker 1: get the theme song? Yes, we still get Are you

579
00:34:27,560 --> 00:34:34,719
Speaker 1: ready all right? But I love you? I love that?

580
00:34:34,760 --> 00:34:37,520
Speaker 1: You know that reference. Of course, Brett Goldstein had no

581
00:34:37,600 --> 00:34:47,240
Speaker 1: idea what I was talking about. No classic Carry Russell

582
00:34:47,400 --> 00:34:49,920
Speaker 1: is here. And that was a pretty epic cold open,

583
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:52,600
Speaker 1: by the way, with the wind. Oh yes, we should

584
00:34:52,680 --> 00:34:56,080
Speaker 1: give Bill directing props because that whole sequence with the

585
00:34:56,120 --> 00:35:00,319
Speaker 1: two women screaming and it's like the movie Tornado. Right,

586
00:35:00,560 --> 00:35:03,760
Speaker 1: there's literally a cow flying, a toy cow flying across

587
00:35:03,800 --> 00:35:07,480
Speaker 1: the screen. And uh, I'm sure lots of stunt men

588
00:35:07,600 --> 00:35:10,839
Speaker 1: making us look good. Um, but that looked really well.

589
00:35:10,840 --> 00:35:13,480
Speaker 1: That was really good. That was that was well done. Yeah,

590
00:35:13,480 --> 00:35:16,000
Speaker 1: it was very Uh, it was very climactic. It was

591
00:35:16,239 --> 00:35:19,279
Speaker 1: very climactic at the end two with the you know,

592
00:35:19,400 --> 00:35:20,680
Speaker 1: and all we had to do is show them the

593
00:35:20,719 --> 00:35:26,080
Speaker 1: picture of the baby and then they are which is

594
00:35:26,120 --> 00:35:29,640
Speaker 1: literally me now somehow, somehow when I see a baby, now,

595
00:35:29,960 --> 00:35:34,040
Speaker 1: are you like, oh, look at the baby, those cheeks.

596
00:35:35,400 --> 00:35:38,560
Speaker 1: I remember those days. Those are good old days. Yeah,

597
00:35:38,560 --> 00:35:40,160
Speaker 1: you're like, I don't want to see you on the baby.

598
00:35:40,960 --> 00:35:42,880
Speaker 1: I don't mind the baby. It's when they become kids

599
00:35:42,880 --> 00:35:47,000
Speaker 1: that it becomes the problem. And well, it seems like

600
00:35:47,040 --> 00:35:49,520
Speaker 1: you have two very happy children right now, so you're good.

601
00:35:49,560 --> 00:35:53,439
Speaker 1: They are very happy, but they're also very very spoiled. Man. Yes,

602
00:35:53,520 --> 00:35:57,160
Speaker 1: and it's because of me, and it's you know, I

603
00:35:57,280 --> 00:36:00,680
Speaker 1: know that, And there must be hard to say no

604
00:36:00,760 --> 00:36:06,600
Speaker 1: to your children. I recently a young child, and it

605
00:36:06,760 --> 00:36:09,560
Speaker 1: means it was the child was having a bad day

606
00:36:09,760 --> 00:36:11,560
Speaker 1: or a bad moment, and I was like, maybe I

607
00:36:11,560 --> 00:36:14,920
Speaker 1: don't maybe I don't have kids. I mean if you ever,

608
00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:18,640
Speaker 1: if you ever are thinking about having kids, I suggest

609
00:36:18,680 --> 00:36:23,239
Speaker 1: you go and hang out with somebody who has because no,

610
00:36:23,400 --> 00:36:25,279
Speaker 1: because if you really want to have kids, you'll be like,

611
00:36:25,360 --> 00:36:26,719
Speaker 1: I don't give a shit, I still want to do it.

612
00:36:26,760 --> 00:36:29,520
Speaker 1: If it's mine, it's it'll be different, obviously, But when

613
00:36:29,520 --> 00:36:32,480
Speaker 1: you're around a kid is being naughty and the parents

614
00:36:32,600 --> 00:36:37,200
Speaker 1: aren't rectifying it or giving the child consequences, and you're

615
00:36:37,200 --> 00:36:40,680
Speaker 1: watching a kid just stomp and run the room, it

616
00:36:40,800 --> 00:36:44,439
Speaker 1: can make one who doesn't have kids go maybe it's

617
00:36:44,560 --> 00:36:47,840
Speaker 1: not for me. It could unless you really want to

618
00:36:47,840 --> 00:36:49,719
Speaker 1: have kids, if you really want to have kids. Because

619
00:36:49,719 --> 00:36:53,239
Speaker 1: I remember when Casey and I were trying to have

620
00:36:53,400 --> 00:36:57,239
Speaker 1: children and we were around kids that were misbehaving, we

621
00:36:57,320 --> 00:36:59,560
Speaker 1: didn't give a shit. We still found the humor in it,

622
00:36:59,640 --> 00:37:02,400
Speaker 1: and after about it. Right now that it's our kids

623
00:37:02,400 --> 00:37:05,640
Speaker 1: doing that shit, it ain't funny. No, there's nothing funny

624
00:37:05,680 --> 00:37:09,120
Speaker 1: about any of it. And I know it's hard. I

625
00:37:09,400 --> 00:37:11,919
Speaker 1: see as someone who's never who only has a dog,

626
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:15,200
Speaker 1: I see how hard it is. But you know what,

627
00:37:15,400 --> 00:37:17,399
Speaker 1: you still I still want to be like, oh my god,

628
00:37:17,400 --> 00:37:20,040
Speaker 1: I know nothing, but this kid needs a time out.

629
00:37:20,960 --> 00:37:24,480
Speaker 1: I know one thing. This kid needs a time out. Yeah,

630
00:37:24,520 --> 00:37:29,080
Speaker 1: the thing's gonna work. Time out works for that moment

631
00:37:29,120 --> 00:37:32,640
Speaker 1: in time. Guess what's gonna happen. You're gonna be like,

632
00:37:32,640 --> 00:37:35,040
Speaker 1: you need another time out about fifteen minutes later. You

633
00:37:35,040 --> 00:37:37,200
Speaker 1: can't give out. You can't give out too many times out.

634
00:37:37,239 --> 00:37:39,440
Speaker 1: You'll spend the whole day in time out. That's been

635
00:37:39,480 --> 00:37:42,759
Speaker 1: the whole day in the room. It's crazy. Man. Did

636
00:37:42,760 --> 00:37:44,600
Speaker 1: you see that viral video of the little girl? This

637
00:37:44,719 --> 00:37:47,160
Speaker 1: is old, but but some I think Casey said it

638
00:37:47,200 --> 00:37:48,680
Speaker 1: to me. That little girl be man, let me tell

639
00:37:48,719 --> 00:37:53,319
Speaker 1: you something so funny. You just saw that I saw

640
00:37:53,400 --> 00:37:55,200
Speaker 1: a few years ago. But Casey just said it to me.

641
00:37:55,880 --> 00:37:58,800
Speaker 1: That girl is so naughty but so hilarious, so funny.

642
00:37:59,080 --> 00:38:01,279
Speaker 1: Let me tell you lynn Y. Yeah, she goes, let

643
00:38:01,280 --> 00:38:05,839
Speaker 1: me tell you something, Linda, that's not my name. Yeah,

644
00:38:05,880 --> 00:38:10,880
Speaker 1: And then teaching goes, my name is not Linda. You

645
00:38:10,920 --> 00:38:14,120
Speaker 1: saw that donald, Yeah, she goes, let me tell you something, Linda,

646
00:38:14,320 --> 00:38:17,200
Speaker 1: My name is not Linda. Not amused. Clearly gotten that

647
00:38:17,239 --> 00:38:21,520
Speaker 1: exact attitude before. It's like, yeah, it's just like you

648
00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:24,640
Speaker 1: sometimes have places that you gotta be. You gotta get

649
00:38:24,640 --> 00:38:26,840
Speaker 1: to work, you know what I mean? The things that

650
00:38:26,880 --> 00:38:30,040
Speaker 1: you gotta do in order to ensure that these motherfuckers

651
00:38:30,080 --> 00:38:32,640
Speaker 1: grow up to be healthy and happy and have food.

652
00:38:33,200 --> 00:38:37,000
Speaker 1: And these motherfucker's throwing monkey wrenches in your timetable. And

653
00:38:37,040 --> 00:38:40,680
Speaker 1: it's like, yo, and you can't lose it because when

654
00:38:40,719 --> 00:38:42,480
Speaker 1: my parents used to lose that shit and this shit

655
00:38:42,600 --> 00:38:44,600
Speaker 1: on me, I remember being like, that's fucked up. You

656
00:38:44,600 --> 00:38:46,480
Speaker 1: didn't have to lose your ship. So I try not

657
00:38:46,520 --> 00:38:48,680
Speaker 1: to lose my shit on my kids. But sometimes I

658
00:38:48,719 --> 00:38:51,960
Speaker 1: can't help it. Sometimes I'm like, damn it, I will

659
00:38:52,080 --> 00:38:56,120
Speaker 1: fuck you up right here and right now. Get in

660
00:38:56,160 --> 00:38:58,440
Speaker 1: the car. You know what I mean. Like, it's just

661
00:38:58,520 --> 00:39:01,080
Speaker 1: what it is, yo. All Right, we're gonna take a

662
00:39:01,080 --> 00:39:03,960
Speaker 1: break and um when we come back, we are going

663
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:15,040
Speaker 1: to actually focus on the TV show Scrub and we're back.

664
00:39:15,440 --> 00:39:17,600
Speaker 1: You're gonna watch You're gonna watch all of the Spider

665
00:39:17,600 --> 00:39:20,560
Speaker 1: Man's no, he's talking about all of the Marvel universe

666
00:39:20,600 --> 00:39:24,200
Speaker 1: in order just like reliving reliving that magic again. That's

667
00:39:24,239 --> 00:39:26,799
Speaker 1: a lot of hours. Oh yeah, yeah, that's a that's

668
00:39:26,840 --> 00:39:32,760
Speaker 1: a commitment one. That's what we should do, Zach No,

669
00:39:34,920 --> 00:39:41,200
Speaker 1: I would rather do different strokes, all right, what about

670
00:39:41,239 --> 00:39:44,240
Speaker 1: if we well, oh man, we have to pick us.

671
00:39:44,280 --> 00:39:47,160
Speaker 1: I thought it almost happened. I thought it almost happened. Shit,

672
00:39:47,360 --> 00:39:49,680
Speaker 1: this is what we need to narrow it down to. Okay,

673
00:39:49,840 --> 00:39:55,560
Speaker 1: a sitcom that has an overlapping audience with Scrubs. I

674
00:39:55,560 --> 00:39:57,840
Speaker 1: don't mean situation. I don't mean audience. I mean you know,

675
00:39:57,880 --> 00:40:02,680
Speaker 1: a half hour comedy that has overlapping audience with Scrubs. Okay,

676
00:40:02,760 --> 00:40:11,000
Speaker 1: So like Friends the Office, I don't think the Community frasier. Well,

677
00:40:11,040 --> 00:40:12,920
Speaker 1: you had yelled once that you didn't want to do

678
00:40:12,960 --> 00:40:17,400
Speaker 1: a show with no black people, and now you're has

679
00:40:17,400 --> 00:40:20,800
Speaker 1: two gay people because it cancels out. I'd rather do Community,

680
00:40:20,960 --> 00:40:24,640
Speaker 1: which everyone says is Scrubs esque, or um, what's the

681
00:40:24,680 --> 00:40:27,239
Speaker 1: other one? Parks and rec Parks and Read, which has

682
00:40:27,280 --> 00:40:33,680
Speaker 1: Donald Glover. I think Community. Oh sorry, those are two

683
00:40:33,680 --> 00:40:36,440
Speaker 1: shows I've never seen. Pine. I've never seen a single

684
00:40:36,480 --> 00:40:39,560
Speaker 1: episode of either show. That's what I meant, Chris Pratt,

685
00:40:40,600 --> 00:40:43,120
Speaker 1: I've never seen a single episode of either show. And

686
00:40:43,239 --> 00:40:48,359
Speaker 1: people think and people think they're funny. Which of those

687
00:40:48,360 --> 00:40:51,640
Speaker 1: two do you guys like better? Oh? Better? That's a

688
00:40:51,640 --> 00:40:56,399
Speaker 1: tough one, really hard. I think you would appreciate Community

689
00:40:56,520 --> 00:41:02,440
Speaker 1: more because there's so many films. It's very cinematic like

690
00:41:02,520 --> 00:41:05,040
Speaker 1: it's it's a very cinematic television show, especially for a

691
00:41:05,080 --> 00:41:07,799
Speaker 1: half hour comedy. It was a star of at Joe,

692
00:41:08,480 --> 00:41:12,680
Speaker 1: Joel McHale, Joel McHale and Chevy Chase. Yeah, there was

693
00:41:12,719 --> 00:41:14,640
Speaker 1: a lot of people that was like a real ensemble cast.

694
00:41:15,760 --> 00:41:22,400
Speaker 1: And Joe mckelly's character was the JD Right. Yes, no not. Jillian.

695
00:41:23,480 --> 00:41:27,160
Speaker 1: Jillian's really good. I think she should actress. I love

696
00:41:27,239 --> 00:41:30,120
Speaker 1: the show Love, which you should watch. I've not said

697
00:41:30,160 --> 00:41:33,080
Speaker 1: it before, tried to Appatel produced it. It's called Love.

698
00:41:33,160 --> 00:41:37,080
Speaker 1: Jillian Jacobs. Jillian Jacobs, she's really talented. All right, Donald,

699
00:41:37,120 --> 00:41:39,880
Speaker 1: let's focus on Scrubs ready. We should watch maybe a

700
00:41:39,920 --> 00:41:42,680
Speaker 1: Jet Appatown movie. We should do all Apatown. The only

701
00:41:42,680 --> 00:41:44,080
Speaker 1: thing about doing movies I just wanted to I just

702
00:41:44,160 --> 00:41:47,480
Speaker 1: wanted you to realize is it's gonna be a lot.

703
00:41:47,600 --> 00:41:49,920
Speaker 1: It's gonna be hard to get through in an hour

704
00:41:49,960 --> 00:41:53,160
Speaker 1: and a half. And we're gonna to take the time

705
00:41:53,320 --> 00:41:57,160
Speaker 1: to watch and notate a movie every week, which schedules

706
00:41:57,239 --> 00:41:59,440
Speaker 1: is tricky, but we're really if we're doing it the

707
00:41:59,480 --> 00:42:03,120
Speaker 1: way we do this show, we could just watch it through,

708
00:42:03,320 --> 00:42:05,600
Speaker 1: take some notes here and there. I just think that

709
00:42:05,640 --> 00:42:08,439
Speaker 1: I just I just think we're both working a lot

710
00:42:08,520 --> 00:42:11,680
Speaker 1: these days, and watching a twenty two minute thing and

711
00:42:11,760 --> 00:42:14,160
Speaker 1: doing notes on it is easier than watching a two

712
00:42:14,200 --> 00:42:16,640
Speaker 1: hour movie and doing it. And also we barely get

713
00:42:16,640 --> 00:42:18,560
Speaker 1: through a twenty two minute show in an hour and

714
00:42:18,600 --> 00:42:22,560
Speaker 1: a half here because of all the digressions like writing

715
00:42:22,640 --> 00:42:25,880
Speaker 1: you that you do like right now, everybody likes a

716
00:42:25,880 --> 00:42:28,200
Speaker 1: little ass flay. Don't even act like you don't. Okay, ready,

717
00:42:28,360 --> 00:42:33,680
Speaker 1: let's so Elliott. You forgot about Beard for saying his

718
00:42:33,719 --> 00:42:39,239
Speaker 1: face full of macaroons? That's true? Yes, and Kelso is

719
00:42:39,280 --> 00:42:48,480
Speaker 1: like an amazing macaroni flicker flicker player. Um, jealous? A

720
00:42:48,600 --> 00:42:51,080
Speaker 1: bus driver? What about this line for us? Honkys? It's

721
00:42:51,120 --> 00:42:57,960
Speaker 1: a very important dance, I don't, I mean, like you

722
00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:02,239
Speaker 1: know it's an important dance for all a freaking sprinkler.

723
00:43:03,400 --> 00:43:05,520
Speaker 1: I didn't even know the bus driver, I mean as

724
00:43:05,560 --> 00:43:10,120
Speaker 1: a as a honky. I didn't know that any I

725
00:43:10,239 --> 00:43:16,800
Speaker 1: thought honky was just slang for white person. Sure, okay, um,

726
00:43:17,600 --> 00:43:20,000
Speaker 1: is it not? So we look it up on Dane.

727
00:43:20,080 --> 00:43:24,000
Speaker 1: Can you look up honky? Here we go? Here we go? No,

728
00:43:24,120 --> 00:43:26,160
Speaker 1: but did you know the dance? The bus driver? I

729
00:43:26,160 --> 00:43:28,239
Speaker 1: didn't even know it. I've never heard of it before.

730
00:43:28,560 --> 00:43:30,680
Speaker 1: Maybe it's before a time because it's maybe maybe it's

731
00:43:30,680 --> 00:43:32,239
Speaker 1: a build joke. He's a little bit older than us,

732
00:43:32,560 --> 00:43:37,560
Speaker 1: so Jad's jealous of the relationship between Elliott and her. Yes,

733
00:43:37,760 --> 00:43:39,840
Speaker 1: I hated j D in this episode. I'm really he

734
00:43:39,920 --> 00:43:43,160
Speaker 1: pissed me off, this fucking guy because because now he's tipped,

735
00:43:43,880 --> 00:43:49,200
Speaker 1: he's just he's torturing this fucking woman's life, you know her.

736
00:43:49,800 --> 00:43:53,040
Speaker 1: Now he's catching feelings again. Yeah, now he's catching feelings again.

737
00:43:54,200 --> 00:43:56,560
Speaker 1: And you know why, because he sees them getting closer

738
00:43:56,600 --> 00:44:01,759
Speaker 1: and closer and then a little why. That's not why

739
00:44:01,800 --> 00:44:04,160
Speaker 1: they had a moment where they hung out and he

740
00:44:04,239 --> 00:44:07,439
Speaker 1: was cheering her up because her boyfriend was out of town.

741
00:44:07,840 --> 00:44:10,640
Speaker 1: It's not because it's not because they were getting closer.

742
00:44:10,880 --> 00:44:12,800
Speaker 1: It has nothing to do with If that were the case,

743
00:44:12,960 --> 00:44:15,840
Speaker 1: then j D would be an ultimate asshole, okay, because

744
00:44:15,840 --> 00:44:20,080
Speaker 1: he was playing games on this poor fucking Absolutely he does.

745
00:44:20,160 --> 00:44:22,319
Speaker 1: But that's because he wants to be alone with her.

746
00:44:22,520 --> 00:44:24,680
Speaker 1: He wants to have his cake and eat Here's what happens.

747
00:44:24,520 --> 00:44:28,600
Speaker 1: Here's here's what we all eat cake, don't we Here's

748
00:44:28,640 --> 00:44:34,480
Speaker 1: what here's here's here's where where what happens. Her boyfriend

749
00:44:34,520 --> 00:44:38,200
Speaker 1: goes out of town. The two of them have a connection,

750
00:44:38,520 --> 00:44:40,759
Speaker 1: and he makes her laugh and he's like, wow, that

751
00:44:40,800 --> 00:44:43,400
Speaker 1: was a lot of fun. We should do that tonight.

752
00:44:43,600 --> 00:44:46,200
Speaker 1: She's like, I can't do it tonight. I got shipped

753
00:44:46,239 --> 00:44:49,800
Speaker 1: to do and he's like, oh, okay. At that moment,

754
00:44:49,800 --> 00:44:52,399
Speaker 1: her best friend comes in town from out of town,

755
00:44:52,880 --> 00:44:55,680
Speaker 1: from from from from back in the day, comes in

756
00:44:55,760 --> 00:44:59,719
Speaker 1: the town, right. She all of a sudden says, you

757
00:44:59,760 --> 00:45:02,400
Speaker 1: know what, let's go out tonight. We should do something.

758
00:45:03,360 --> 00:45:07,279
Speaker 1: JD's hurt by that, yes, and so because of that,

759
00:45:07,840 --> 00:45:09,919
Speaker 1: and because of the little bit of feelings that he's

760
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:15,400
Speaker 1: kind of caught, he does the ultimate sabotage, which he

761
00:45:15,440 --> 00:45:18,960
Speaker 1: does a lie that is like the biggest punk move

762
00:45:19,640 --> 00:45:22,880
Speaker 1: ever in the history of Why would you ever? It

763
00:45:23,040 --> 00:45:25,600
Speaker 1: was such a doochey thing to do out of petty

764
00:45:25,760 --> 00:45:32,200
Speaker 1: jealousy and insecurity, Like that's something that Look, I get it.

765
00:45:32,440 --> 00:45:38,399
Speaker 1: Sometimes people do things that you know are better than

766
00:45:38,480 --> 00:45:41,239
Speaker 1: what you were able to do at that moment, But

767
00:45:41,320 --> 00:45:43,359
Speaker 1: that doesn't mean you go there and freaking take him

768
00:45:43,400 --> 00:45:47,560
Speaker 1: down and seen this friend and so long, and JD

769
00:45:47,719 --> 00:45:51,120
Speaker 1: makes up lie that would make any person go oh, well,

770
00:45:51,160 --> 00:45:56,760
Speaker 1: then fuck her and that's what happens. Then carry Russell.

771
00:45:57,360 --> 00:46:00,000
Speaker 1: What's her character's name? I gotta stop refriend or carry Russell.

772
00:46:01,440 --> 00:46:04,200
Speaker 1: Can you guys look that up for me please? Um?

773
00:46:04,200 --> 00:46:07,960
Speaker 1: But anyway, Carousse's character has this very bizarre idea because

774
00:46:07,960 --> 00:46:10,919
Speaker 1: she's sort of a party girl that we jd and

775
00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:14,160
Speaker 1: she started making out at the bar. But it can't

776
00:46:14,160 --> 00:46:18,640
Speaker 1: get serious like, yeah, well you didn't used to back

777
00:46:18,680 --> 00:46:20,719
Speaker 1: in the day. You know, I'm just saying I we

778
00:46:20,840 --> 00:46:23,640
Speaker 1: kept using the term mackin and I didn't melody as

779
00:46:23,640 --> 00:46:27,040
Speaker 1: her name, thank you. Um. We don't even use the

780
00:46:27,080 --> 00:46:31,719
Speaker 1: expression macin anymore. Really, I wonder if the kids do it. Nah,

781
00:46:32,680 --> 00:46:36,600
Speaker 1: my kids use the term tackle kissing. Oh my goodness,

782
00:46:37,040 --> 00:46:40,759
Speaker 1: you told us that the Dictionary definition of honky, the

783
00:46:40,920 --> 00:46:45,399
Speaker 1: Urban Dictionary, what does it say? Uh? Well, I looked

784
00:46:45,440 --> 00:46:48,040
Speaker 1: up a couple of things because I was curious if

785
00:46:48,080 --> 00:46:50,040
Speaker 1: this was actually true, because I've gotten a couple of

786
00:46:50,080 --> 00:46:52,040
Speaker 1: different things. One is that, yes, it's just a pejordan

787
00:46:52,040 --> 00:46:54,000
Speaker 1: of term for a white person, the jordan of term

788
00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:56,719
Speaker 1: for a white person. But also somebody somebody said that

789
00:46:56,840 --> 00:47:01,279
Speaker 1: it also potentially came from um slavery days because slave

790
00:47:01,280 --> 00:47:03,080
Speaker 1: owners would honk a horn, and they would call that

791
00:47:03,120 --> 00:47:06,920
Speaker 1: person a honky. That is not substantiated anywhere else, um,

792
00:47:06,920 --> 00:47:08,880
Speaker 1: other than urban diary. Well, I know where crack it

793
00:47:08,960 --> 00:47:12,319
Speaker 1: comes from. Yeah, we've discussed the origins to talk about that. Um.

794
00:47:12,360 --> 00:47:14,200
Speaker 1: There's also the term may have begun in the meat

795
00:47:14,200 --> 00:47:16,640
Speaker 1: packing plants of Chicago. According to Robert Henderson, author of

796
00:47:16,680 --> 00:47:19,000
Speaker 1: Encyclopedi of Warden for his origins, black workers on Chicago

797
00:47:19,040 --> 00:47:20,960
Speaker 1: meat packing plants picked up a turn from white workers

798
00:47:20,960 --> 00:47:25,200
Speaker 1: and began applying it indiscriminately to all whites. Okay, well,

799
00:47:25,200 --> 00:47:27,440
Speaker 1: I think we'll stick with pejorative term for white. Yes,

800
00:47:27,560 --> 00:47:35,319
Speaker 1: we'll go with that all right. Anywhere a honky, we

801
00:47:35,480 --> 00:47:40,719
Speaker 1: both are Zack. I mean if if, if I, if

802
00:47:40,760 --> 00:47:45,320
Speaker 1: the shoe fits, we can only hope to be Macklemore.

803
00:47:45,360 --> 00:47:47,759
Speaker 1: Isn't at least be a cold ass honky as it works?

804
00:47:47,760 --> 00:47:52,799
Speaker 1: Can I have that from my soundboard? Danny? Yeah, guys

805
00:47:52,800 --> 00:47:57,040
Speaker 1: should use honky. You guys should use honky to wit

806
00:47:57,239 --> 00:47:59,360
Speaker 1: black people. Oh so when I see Daniel, I'm like,

807
00:47:59,400 --> 00:48:04,480
Speaker 1: my honky, Yeah, what's up? Honky? Oh listen, honky. I'm

808
00:48:04,520 --> 00:48:07,799
Speaker 1: gonna be covering my eyes on that one. That's how

809
00:48:07,880 --> 00:48:11,239
Speaker 1: y'all should do it. That would be the best. That

810
00:48:11,239 --> 00:48:13,480
Speaker 1: would be best day ever if y'all went out into

811
00:48:13,520 --> 00:48:16,239
Speaker 1: the street and did that shit like and every time

812
00:48:16,239 --> 00:48:18,480
Speaker 1: you y'all say, what's up, my honky? If y'all did

813
00:48:18,520 --> 00:48:19,960
Speaker 1: that shit, that would be the best. Oh my god,

814
00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:23,160
Speaker 1: I laughed so hard. I would laugh. I don't think

815
00:48:23,200 --> 00:48:25,759
Speaker 1: young people today know the term. I feel like it's

816
00:48:25,840 --> 00:48:29,720
Speaker 1: it's feeding out of existence. Ain't nothing like Red Fox

817
00:48:29,840 --> 00:48:36,719
Speaker 1: saying yeah, yeah, Red Fox used to love saying honky.

818
00:48:36,719 --> 00:48:41,640
Speaker 1: George Jefferson didn't he Yes, George Jefferson said it way

819
00:48:41,680 --> 00:48:46,319
Speaker 1: more than Red Fox did. Which, Oh my god, we

820
00:48:46,320 --> 00:48:50,120
Speaker 1: should rewatch the Jefferson's I Love You. Put it on

821
00:48:50,120 --> 00:48:52,279
Speaker 1: the list. Put it on the list, all put it on.

822
00:48:52,440 --> 00:48:54,960
Speaker 1: Here's my dear, here's my pitch. Right. What about Saffon

823
00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:57,399
Speaker 1: and Sun. We should we watch Stefon and Son? Yeah?

824
00:48:57,440 --> 00:49:00,680
Speaker 1: I just I just that'sh It's funny, man, it's funny.

825
00:49:00,760 --> 00:49:04,600
Speaker 1: I probably funny. I think the Jeffersons is more accessible.

826
00:49:05,040 --> 00:49:07,200
Speaker 1: This is the only problem with the Jeffersons. And all right,

827
00:49:07,200 --> 00:49:10,720
Speaker 1: so look, it's at some point Sitcom's got so crazy

828
00:49:10,800 --> 00:49:17,000
Speaker 1: that everything happened to these motherfuckers. Yeah there, but no,

829
00:49:17,239 --> 00:49:24,120
Speaker 1: like different strokes, different strokes. Everything happened to either Arnold, Willis,

830
00:49:24,360 --> 00:49:28,279
Speaker 1: Kimberly or Dudley, and then Sam came along later, and

831
00:49:28,320 --> 00:49:37,200
Speaker 1: then things happened to Sam. The same thing with the

832
00:49:37,239 --> 00:49:40,640
Speaker 1: Facts of Life. The Facts of Life. There's doesn't doesn't

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Speaker 1: denied on a very special episode of the Facts of Life.

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Speaker 1: Every week of the Facts of Life. At one point,

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Speaker 1: didn't she they try to traffic sex traffics. Okay, that

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Speaker 1: I feel like. I feel like the Jeffersons falls into

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Speaker 1: that category at that era. Sandford and Son not so much. Man.

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Speaker 1: I feel like some of the issues that they go through,

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Speaker 1: We're like, we gotta get the couch through the door.

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Speaker 1: I really want to watch Sanford and Son. You're making

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Speaker 1: me want to watch it, But I just think Joelle

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Speaker 1: will make a master list. Here's one idea, right, here's

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Speaker 1: a good pitch ready, here's a good pitch ready. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: where's the what's the one with Freddie Prince Senior, Chico

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Speaker 1: and the Man. Come on, let's do it. Cheek n

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Speaker 1: night Court. I love night Court cheers. Fuck yeah, they're

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Speaker 1: not doing it. Fuck it. Everybody the office is already

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Speaker 1: doing that shit, the fucking uh Friends, I'm sure somebody's

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Speaker 1: doing that shit. No, no, no one's doing it. No

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Speaker 1: one's doing the Friends yet. No, none of the none

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Speaker 1: of the cast is a Friends. Let's see, I suggested

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Speaker 1: Friends to you, and you said there's no black people

853
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Speaker 1: in it. You didn't want to It's true, even though

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00:51:04,400 --> 00:51:06,759
Speaker 1: I heard that one of the creators of Friends just

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Speaker 1: give money. Yeah, yeah, it made a hefty donation. She

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Speaker 1: she she was holding on to that guilt for a while,

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Speaker 1: and all of a sudden it amassed a lot of

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Speaker 1: money towards the donation. Hey, listen, here's the idea, Joel,

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Speaker 1: what do you think about this? Listening, we narrow it

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Speaker 1: down to let's say six shows, and for the audience,

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Speaker 1: we live to the pilots, and we see which pilot

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Speaker 1: we all like the most and which one we want

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Speaker 1: to pursue, and we can also and we can also

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Speaker 1: maybe even do a poll with the audience. That's not fair. Friends, Well,

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Speaker 1: first of all, the Friends pilot is one of the

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Speaker 1: best pilots you'll ever see, so you can't base it

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Speaker 1: on like somebody's pilots are so good. Well, the smartest

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Speaker 1: one to do would be Friends you know why, it's

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Speaker 1: the most popular. It's the most popular one probably with

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Speaker 1: our audience. Yes, So if you want the one that

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Speaker 1: the most people have actually watched, my wife love that.

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Speaker 1: The only thing is the only thing is I mean,

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Speaker 1: I grew up in New York City and I can't

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Speaker 1: relate to the size. About what about create a black

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Speaker 1: corner where you could tell us how it really would

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Speaker 1: have been? How about this? How about this? How about this?

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Speaker 1: How about this? How about we do friends and then

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Speaker 1: and then the black corner is we do the living

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Speaker 1: single version? We play so when we live a single?

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Speaker 1: First once a month, we do once a month, we

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Speaker 1: do two to seven. Oh, how about we do living

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Speaker 1: single and friends at the same time. Pilot episode sing

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Speaker 1: why because it's friends and it's black people? Is that

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Speaker 1: the premiers? I never I didn't know anything about it.

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Speaker 1: That's what it came before friends. And it's literally literally

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Speaker 1: we could make friends. It's literally the exact same shitts

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Speaker 1: for other people, same relationship, their apartment building. Two people

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Speaker 1: don't live in the apartment building. Two four people do?

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Speaker 1: All right, well, do you like my living? Do you

890
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Speaker 1: like concept and got and got you, gotta and Gotta fly?

891
00:53:21,760 --> 00:53:25,600
Speaker 1: Ass fucking theme song. Also, all right, listen, here's my

892
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Speaker 1: pitch is that we narrow it down off air till

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Speaker 1: like six or so shows, and then we and then

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Speaker 1: we do the pilot episode uh for the audience, and

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Speaker 1: then we as a group find which show we think

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Speaker 1: we should do. We don't have to We don't have

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Speaker 1: to include the audience if you don't want Donald, because

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Speaker 1: maybe that would just I would just friends would win.

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Speaker 1: I'm saying we could also Joel could set up a

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Speaker 1: website where they could they could vote for which they

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Speaker 1: want to audience. I want the audience to be a

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Speaker 1: part of this because okay, so Joelle and looking setting

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Speaker 1: up a website are the ones that will be listening.

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Speaker 1: We do have say though, I'm sorry, we do have

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Speaker 1: say but ye no, we will yeah, because if they

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Speaker 1: say they say they want to do what one, we

907
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Speaker 1: can still overrule them. I would like to I'm not

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Speaker 1: gonna lie. I would like to do either like Xena

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Speaker 1: Worrior Princess not that or Hercules No young Hercules, but

910
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Speaker 1: Ryan Gosling Hercules. What about young Hercules? What about what

911
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Speaker 1: about landing the Loss? The original? Let's go go hell,

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Speaker 1: y'all remember that but the sleep was so trippy. Marsha,

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Speaker 1: Will and Holly go ahead on a rouutine expedition, comes

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Speaker 1: in grade des earthquake Heaven. They go down to things,

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Speaker 1: to the Land of the Last. Oh that was fine,

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Speaker 1: Oh land had Oh God, why did you? Why did

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Speaker 1: you end on such a horrible note? Listen. If you're

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Speaker 1: listening and you have no idea what we're talking about,

919
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Speaker 1: will you please um go on YouTube and look at

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Speaker 1: the original Land of the Lost. Just watch a clip

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Speaker 1: to see how fucking trippy this show was that we

922
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Speaker 1: grew up on. It was about Marshall, Will and Holly

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Speaker 1: and they were like on some routine expert. They were

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Speaker 1: just now you're just speaking the theme song. They were

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Speaker 1: on our routine expedition with the greatest earthquake ever known

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Speaker 1: happens yea, and then then falling into a un of

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Speaker 1: waterfall into the Land of the Lost where they were stuck. Yes,

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Speaker 1: And didn't they do a remake? They did? Yeah, don't

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Speaker 1: watch the remake. I'm not talking about the remake. We're

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Speaker 1: talking about the original show. Did they tell you about?

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Speaker 1: Tell me what year the original show aired so I

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Speaker 1: can tell it's definitely the seventies. And who ever wrote

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Speaker 1: this show was high as balls. All right, So you

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Speaker 1: were in an air band with Lloyd? I haven't left

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Speaker 1: the first page in my notes, by the way, But anyway,

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Speaker 1: Lloyd says, weren't we in an air band? And then

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Speaker 1: he shows off his air drumming skills, which was very funny. Yes,

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Speaker 1: and he goes, I think we were the way he

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Speaker 1: says that last button, he kind of sounds like minor

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Speaker 1: his first him. Then you, yeah, that's Mike's intonation. Hey,

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Speaker 1: the janitor um um torments the pediatrics ward as a

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Speaker 1: ghost the kids ward. Yeah, and he's the ghost that

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Speaker 1: hates spills. Did you notice who that kid was? Okay,

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Speaker 1: so we got two makeups. I guess the dude that

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Speaker 1: won the Academy Award for Coday was the dad. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: I thought that may have been the case. And I

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Speaker 1: thought we fucked up that up. Okay. Plenty of people

948
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Speaker 1: on the Internet said, I can't believe they didn't say this.

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Speaker 1: All right, I'm sorry, Internet, I'm sorry fans. I should

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Speaker 1: be purged. Um it's it was the star of Coda okay.

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Speaker 1: And what's the other one? And I think that's the kid,

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Speaker 1: the kid in the bed I think that's Zach or Cody,

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Speaker 1: one of those two, one of the sprouse these, one

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Speaker 1: of the sproutse brouses. Can you look that up for

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Speaker 1: me anyway, So the janitor haunts a pediatric ward um

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Speaker 1: and the little boy says, oh, no, I spilled. I

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Speaker 1: don't want the ghost to eight spills to come out.

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Speaker 1: I think that's either Zach or Cody. That kid right there,

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Speaker 1: I think it is Um. And the janitor is pissed

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Speaker 1: that the kids gets to eat ice cream after they

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Speaker 1: have their tonsils out, because when he had his out

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Speaker 1: he had to have hot coffee and granola bars and

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Speaker 1: it was hot and scratchy. The janitor had the worst

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Speaker 1: parents ever. He had a cage also, yeah, the cage. Yes,

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Speaker 1: he lived in a cage. What was it like kissing

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Speaker 1: Carrie Russell? I've always I've always thought she was so

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Speaker 1: beautiful and um, such a good actress. I don't I

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Speaker 1: remember being being excited that I got to smooth her.

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Speaker 1: Do you remember that rant that you did when you

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Speaker 1: were leaving the bar after you get uh, I don't

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Speaker 1: fucking hilarious. I don't remember, but it went on a

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Speaker 1: long time. Obviously, Bill like that because I just kept

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Speaker 1: it kept. It was the most awkward, long moment, kept

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Speaker 1: coming back and then you're like, I'm doing it. I'm

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Speaker 1: going to pay Yeah, one hundred dollars ye for one

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Speaker 1: Apple team, which quite frankly, was really easy on the

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Speaker 1: teenving was light. Yeah, he was from his name child's

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Speaker 1: name was William Brent from lab Rats, which is a

979
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Speaker 1: Disney TV show. Did you know the show lab Rats?

980
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Speaker 1: It wasn't that a movie too? It's from your kids generations.

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Speaker 1: I thought you might know it. Then we see the

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Speaker 1: ghost in the background while j D and and right

983
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Speaker 1: so he could float and there's a whole scene. It's

984
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Speaker 1: very funny. There's a whole scene in the foreground. Jad

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Speaker 1: and Elliott are having a conversation and in the background

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Speaker 1: through the glass window you just see the ghost tormenting

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Speaker 1: pediatrics for it. Yes, as the janitor floats around. Yes, Um,

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Speaker 1: Shelina has a cameo in the bar um Um Elliott?

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Speaker 1: Is it Elliott? Or Elliott makes some joke right Jad

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Speaker 1: that it would that woman wouldn't touch you unless she'd

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Speaker 1: had eight beers? Is that Elliott? And then they cut

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Speaker 1: to a beautiful woman that was Shelina who was Um

993
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Speaker 1: also the Mermaid, also the Mermaid and Sarah standing the

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Speaker 1: mermaid was out like splash, I guess yes. And in

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Speaker 1: the whole Shelina side story, she's a mermaid that's in

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Speaker 1: town and has legs because she's out of the water. Yes,

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Speaker 1: Kelso calls you doctor trickle Berry. Well, it's funny. What

998
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Speaker 1: was really funny is that this whole thing, I like,

999
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Speaker 1: I got duped because I really believe that Cox was

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Speaker 1: being a dick, like Cox is always like like I

1001
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Speaker 1: even think I think most people that watched this episode

1002
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Speaker 1: was was like, well, that's Cox being Cox, and you know,

1003
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Speaker 1: Carlo stands up to him for her husband when and

1004
01:00:26,360 --> 01:00:29,440
Speaker 1: makes them feel guilty when really, but that's what this

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Speaker 1: whole episode's about, the guilt you feel after you do

1006
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Speaker 1: someone wrong, right, and Cox feels really guilty, and it

1007
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Speaker 1: turns out that these cats were playing a trick on them.

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Speaker 1: And what my favorite, my favorite part about it was

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Speaker 1: at the end of it, Turk finally says to them, Yo,

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Speaker 1: don't fuck with me ever again. Dude, Yeah, if you

1011
01:00:47,240 --> 01:00:51,360
Speaker 1: ever fuck with me, this is what it's gonna be like, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I am not the one. And then that was don't

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Speaker 1: do don't don't do with me. Play lotto. You got

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Speaker 1: a lot more chances of winning. Yeah. By the way,

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Speaker 1: Mickhead's a surgeon. Did you know that. Yeah, for some reason,

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Speaker 1: I was surprised that Mickhead was a surgeon. You slap

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Speaker 1: Mickhead on the ass when you get the file, when

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Speaker 1: you get the surgery. By the way, even Turk. First

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Speaker 1: of all, it's very funny the way so Turk Turk

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Speaker 1: tricks Cox because what he did was he just put

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Speaker 1: he didn't he just in the skin, which is still

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Speaker 1: fucked up that you even did this, But in the

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Speaker 1: skin he just puts some thread to make it look

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Speaker 1: like he did surgery on his arm. Yeah, Lloyd pulls

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Speaker 1: it out. And then Lloyd pulls the string out like oh,

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Speaker 1: no Scar. He goes, wow, cool, no Scar. But I

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Speaker 1: laughed the way that everyone came together, Turk Kelso Carla

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Speaker 1: to trick Cox and even Lloyd by setting up a

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Speaker 1: TV of a heart surgery and showing it to him,

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Speaker 1: and Turk says Lloyd and Lloyd says, what's that? And

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Speaker 1: Turk is behind a curtain and he said, Lloyd, that's

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Speaker 1: your shoulder sack. And Lloyd goes, well, he's lying it's

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Speaker 1: surgery watching it. Yes, I don't remember they shit at all.

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Speaker 1: Remember it really looked like he was watching TV too,

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Speaker 1: He's sitting there. Really. Yeah, he loved it, and then

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Speaker 1: you fixed his whole condition because in psychosomatically he thought

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Speaker 1: he'd been healed. Yeah. Great, it was very funny, very funny.

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Speaker 1: And then I'm embarrassed to say maybe not embarrassed. I

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Speaker 1: was surprised to say that. I got full goosebumps when

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Speaker 1: Keith proposed, did you sweet? I love the fact? So funny.

1041
01:02:41,400 --> 01:02:42,960
Speaker 1: You know they're gonna have a romantic moment when they

1042
01:02:43,000 --> 01:02:46,680
Speaker 1: put that fucking filter on the lens. Yeah, everything gets soft,

1043
01:02:46,880 --> 01:02:50,280
Speaker 1: everything so soft. They tipped it, Bill, not to not

1044
01:02:50,320 --> 01:02:52,800
Speaker 1: to not to a critique you're directing at all, which

1045
01:02:52,840 --> 01:02:54,560
Speaker 1: is very very good in this episode. But you did

1046
01:02:54,680 --> 01:02:57,360
Speaker 1: tip the moment a little bit because Elliott, before even

1047
01:02:57,400 --> 01:02:59,280
Speaker 1: Keith comes home, they got that filter on the lens.

1048
01:03:00,160 --> 01:03:05,320
Speaker 1: There's something super romantic about to happen, something something soft.

1049
01:03:05,320 --> 01:03:07,040
Speaker 1: But I did. I got goose bumps all over my

1050
01:03:07,080 --> 01:03:10,919
Speaker 1: body when Keith proposed, Um, it was very romantic. He said,

1051
01:03:10,960 --> 01:03:12,680
Speaker 1: I didn't go away at a business trip. I went

1052
01:03:12,720 --> 01:03:15,040
Speaker 1: to go ask your father for your Yeah, what business

1053
01:03:15,080 --> 01:03:20,440
Speaker 1: does Keith have? What business is probably a conference? No,

1054
01:03:20,720 --> 01:03:23,960
Speaker 1: he's still an Internet I thought he did a motherfucking intern.

1055
01:03:24,720 --> 01:03:26,479
Speaker 1: I forgot what he said. Did he did? He seem

1056
01:03:26,560 --> 01:03:28,400
Speaker 1: to going to a conference or some shit. I don't

1057
01:03:28,440 --> 01:03:30,360
Speaker 1: know if it was a business trip that mother we

1058
01:03:30,400 --> 01:03:34,560
Speaker 1: should have known right then, should have known better. But anyway, Uh,

1059
01:03:34,560 --> 01:03:38,120
Speaker 1: it was very romantic. He instead went to where Elliott's from,

1060
01:03:38,160 --> 01:03:41,200
Speaker 1: which is Connecticut, I believe, and since we've established that

1061
01:03:41,200 --> 01:03:45,640
Speaker 1: this is definitely Los Angeles, Um, it's a far trip Keith.

1062
01:03:45,800 --> 01:03:49,120
Speaker 1: Keith went to Connecticut to ask for nowadays he could assumed.

1063
01:03:54,080 --> 01:03:56,320
Speaker 1: It's not as romantic as showing up on the front

1064
01:03:56,320 --> 01:03:59,200
Speaker 1: stoop of the woman you want to marry his parents

1065
01:03:59,160 --> 01:04:02,000
Speaker 1: store and saying I have your daughter's hand in marriage.

1066
01:04:04,600 --> 01:04:07,840
Speaker 1: And they said, yes, yeah, Well, Eliot's an we've seen,

1067
01:04:08,000 --> 01:04:10,320
Speaker 1: we've we've seen we've seen her parents, and we know

1068
01:04:10,360 --> 01:04:13,040
Speaker 1: how crazy her parents are too. Yeah, but he's he's

1069
01:04:13,040 --> 01:04:16,760
Speaker 1: what they want. He's like an aryan doctor. Do you

1070
01:04:16,920 --> 01:04:22,480
Speaker 1: think Elliot's mom came on to him? Um, she definitely

1071
01:04:22,520 --> 01:04:26,840
Speaker 1: had a drink and flirted, because you know, Elliot's mom

1072
01:04:28,240 --> 01:04:31,360
Speaker 1: did everybody. Now you know what's going to happen? Because

1073
01:04:31,440 --> 01:04:35,120
Speaker 1: Jad is such a twisted fucker. I don't even have

1074
01:04:35,160 --> 01:04:38,280
Speaker 1: to know remember the episodes to know he's gonna he's

1075
01:04:38,320 --> 01:04:40,520
Speaker 1: gonna pull up the graduate He's gonna pull up graduate shit. Yes,

1076
01:04:40,640 --> 01:04:42,400
Speaker 1: he's gonna do some graduate ship. He's gonna do some

1077
01:04:42,440 --> 01:04:47,400
Speaker 1: graduate shit. Bang on the glass. No, fuck your sound

1078
01:04:47,440 --> 01:04:51,800
Speaker 1: effects machine. All right, we're gonna take a quick break. Yeah, Donald,

1079
01:04:51,800 --> 01:05:00,240
Speaker 1: do you sound effects somewhere? Michael Winslow is kicking the wall. Joe,

1080
01:05:00,360 --> 01:05:02,280
Speaker 1: we haven't had a guest for a while. Who's not

1081
01:05:02,480 --> 01:05:04,640
Speaker 1: Rob Nashelle? And Joelle is here to save the day.

1082
01:05:04,680 --> 01:05:17,560
Speaker 1: We'll be right back, everybody. I'm bad um all right,

1083
01:05:17,600 --> 01:05:20,160
Speaker 1: Joelle bringing the guests. Plays play music down. We got

1084
01:05:20,280 --> 01:05:26,360
Speaker 1: a college you can talk start show us, you know,

1085
01:05:26,520 --> 01:05:32,240
Speaker 1: like a botta spoke some jazz maybe talking about the episode.

1086
01:05:32,880 --> 01:05:39,840
Speaker 1: So come on, Joelle, let's get the show. Ladies and gentlemen,

1087
01:05:39,960 --> 01:05:54,400
Speaker 1: give it up. You're muted, she's muted? What up? Y'all? Donald?

1088
01:05:54,440 --> 01:05:59,040
Speaker 1: You organize this? I didn't organize this. I'm gonna Oh,

1089
01:06:00,920 --> 01:06:06,040
Speaker 1: it's just Joel and I should I say this might

1090
01:06:06,080 --> 01:06:08,880
Speaker 1: have been my most seamless beginning yet, Yes, I was muted,

1091
01:06:08,960 --> 01:06:12,120
Speaker 1: but you're recording. Oh my god, you were muted, but

1092
01:06:12,240 --> 01:06:14,960
Speaker 1: he recorded. Are you trapped in an elevator again? I've

1093
01:06:15,000 --> 01:06:17,840
Speaker 1: got no but man, I'm in Portugal, so it's really late.

1094
01:06:17,840 --> 01:06:20,200
Speaker 1: So I'm already a couple of glasses. And what are

1095
01:06:20,200 --> 01:06:22,640
Speaker 1: you doing in Portugal? She's on a family vacation, right

1096
01:06:23,560 --> 01:06:27,000
Speaker 1: I am. I'm here with twelve family members, and you

1097
01:06:27,040 --> 01:06:31,480
Speaker 1: guys are always teasing me about having a ridiculous travel adventure.

1098
01:06:31,800 --> 01:06:34,960
Speaker 1: I don't think this is like particularly unique right now

1099
01:06:35,000 --> 01:06:37,880
Speaker 1: in the world, because travel's insane for everyone. Yes, and

1100
01:06:38,240 --> 01:06:42,080
Speaker 1: by the Wadians are coming out in droves talking about

1101
01:06:42,120 --> 01:06:45,800
Speaker 1: how particularly bad Canada is. Sarah, Okay, so I mean

1102
01:06:45,800 --> 01:06:47,440
Speaker 1: everywhere is bad, but I just happened to see in

1103
01:06:47,480 --> 01:06:50,160
Speaker 1: the news that a lot of Canadian famous people were saying,

1104
01:06:50,200 --> 01:06:53,360
Speaker 1: what the fuck Air Canada? Right? Yeah, So we were

1105
01:06:53,360 --> 01:06:55,680
Speaker 1: flying twelve of us, six of whom were children, two

1106
01:06:55,680 --> 01:06:58,640
Speaker 1: of whom are my parents. And we left Vancouver our

1107
01:06:58,680 --> 01:07:01,560
Speaker 1: on the runway. Not a big deal, get to Montreal late,

1108
01:07:01,640 --> 01:07:03,360
Speaker 1: not a big deal. They say they're holding the flight.

1109
01:07:03,480 --> 01:07:06,560
Speaker 1: Fantastic news. And they say to everyone on the flight,

1110
01:07:06,600 --> 01:07:09,760
Speaker 1: can you please keep your seats so that everyone running

1111
01:07:09,760 --> 01:07:11,920
Speaker 1: to their connecting flights can get to the front of

1112
01:07:11,920 --> 01:07:15,440
Speaker 1: the plane. So we do that, and all of a sudden,

1113
01:07:15,520 --> 01:07:18,360
Speaker 1: one of the flight attendants starts yelling at someone saying,

1114
01:07:18,400 --> 01:07:21,520
Speaker 1: you're raking Transport Canada rules. You shouldn't have crossed this line.

1115
01:07:21,520 --> 01:07:22,800
Speaker 1: And they're like, oh, I thought we were supposed to

1116
01:07:22,840 --> 01:07:25,400
Speaker 1: come to the front. So someone starting having a panic attack.

1117
01:07:26,200 --> 01:07:29,120
Speaker 1: Then they say, accidentally the door at the back of

1118
01:07:29,120 --> 01:07:31,160
Speaker 1: the plane was opened, so now we're going to load

1119
01:07:31,200 --> 01:07:32,920
Speaker 1: off the back, and now everybody's standing up so and

1120
01:07:32,920 --> 01:07:34,440
Speaker 1: they can only load off like a hundred people at

1121
01:07:34,480 --> 01:07:35,720
Speaker 1: a time, and you have to get on a shuttle.

1122
01:07:36,120 --> 01:07:39,280
Speaker 1: And since we had to go to international instead of domestic,

1123
01:07:39,760 --> 01:07:41,240
Speaker 1: now we've got to shuttle all the way back. So

1124
01:07:41,240 --> 01:07:43,240
Speaker 1: we get into this shuttle about an hour later. We're

1125
01:07:43,240 --> 01:07:44,920
Speaker 1: setting on the plane for like an hour and everyone's

1126
01:07:45,000 --> 01:07:50,400
Speaker 1: yelling like COVID super spreader event. People are yelling shit,

1127
01:07:50,440 --> 01:07:52,480
Speaker 1: I don't know people. One person. We get on the

1128
01:07:52,480 --> 01:07:55,320
Speaker 1: shuttle and they squeeze us all on and now it's

1129
01:07:55,360 --> 01:07:58,080
Speaker 1: like really nuts, like it's so hot and you can't

1130
01:07:58,120 --> 01:08:00,200
Speaker 1: move it. It's like an hour on the tarmac and

1131
01:08:00,240 --> 01:08:03,520
Speaker 1: people are yelling. Six kids COVID's super spread er. We

1132
01:08:03,600 --> 01:08:06,400
Speaker 1: got six kids, and then someone faints because it's so

1133
01:08:06,440 --> 01:08:08,600
Speaker 1: hot in there. Oh my goodness. And my sister is

1134
01:08:08,600 --> 01:08:10,800
Speaker 1: a doctor and she's like, please, can we move this shuttle.

1135
01:08:10,800 --> 01:08:12,880
Speaker 1: We're having a medical emergency. And there's like there's nothing

1136
01:08:12,920 --> 01:08:15,640
Speaker 1: we can do. So anyways, long story long, we get

1137
01:08:15,640 --> 01:08:17,960
Speaker 1: off the plane. We run to the gate, all the

1138
01:08:18,000 --> 01:08:21,240
Speaker 1: way from like landing in international, shuttling back to domestic,

1139
01:08:21,320 --> 01:08:23,960
Speaker 1: sprinting back to International. We get there, the plane still

1140
01:08:24,000 --> 01:08:27,400
Speaker 1: there and they won't open the gate, and where they're like,

1141
01:08:27,439 --> 01:08:30,360
Speaker 1: there's twelve of us. And so what ends up happening

1142
01:08:30,400 --> 01:08:33,439
Speaker 1: is it's Formula one in Montreal, so there's no like

1143
01:08:33,760 --> 01:08:37,400
Speaker 1: Montreal Airport is exploding. And so the woman's like it's

1144
01:08:37,439 --> 01:08:41,040
Speaker 1: gonna be fine. Just go get your bags, go through customs.

1145
01:08:41,080 --> 01:08:43,040
Speaker 1: There's gonna be somebody there to help you to Canada.

1146
01:08:43,080 --> 01:08:44,439
Speaker 1: And I was like, I've got six kids, it's the

1147
01:08:44,439 --> 01:08:45,920
Speaker 1: middle of the night. Please tell me it's not gonna

1148
01:08:45,920 --> 01:08:47,760
Speaker 1: be like a one hour wait. She's like no, no, no,

1149
01:08:47,880 --> 01:08:51,000
Speaker 1: so it's a five hour wait. So I mean I

1150
01:08:51,120 --> 01:08:54,160
Speaker 1: start like begging that. I'm literally begging this woman. She goes,

1151
01:08:54,160 --> 01:08:55,240
Speaker 1: you need to go to the back of the line.

1152
01:08:55,240 --> 01:08:57,880
Speaker 1: I was like, I've waited for five hours, like please, please, please, Like,

1153
01:08:57,920 --> 01:09:00,280
Speaker 1: I have six children, is there we Oh, there's no

1154
01:09:00,320 --> 01:09:04,200
Speaker 1: more flights to Europe for like a week, um, she said,

1155
01:09:04,240 --> 01:09:05,680
Speaker 1: And I was like yeah, so she says, and I

1156
01:09:05,720 --> 01:09:07,720
Speaker 1: was like, but I have six kids here who have

1157
01:09:07,800 --> 01:09:10,280
Speaker 1: been like, this is their first trip since COVID, so

1158
01:09:10,400 --> 01:09:14,479
Speaker 1: they've been counting down the sleeps for seven decent and

1159
01:09:14,760 --> 01:09:17,000
Speaker 1: for seventy of them, So please just get us in

1160
01:09:17,080 --> 01:09:18,920
Speaker 1: a plane. It's the middle of the night. We end

1161
01:09:19,000 --> 01:09:20,880
Speaker 1: up going home with no result. Got a few hours

1162
01:09:20,880 --> 01:09:25,120
Speaker 1: sleep at a hotel. There's oh yeah, to hotel. There's

1163
01:09:25,120 --> 01:09:27,320
Speaker 1: no hotels because it's Formula one. So finally we find

1164
01:09:27,320 --> 01:09:29,800
Speaker 1: this place they will take you know, twelve. We sleep

1165
01:09:29,800 --> 01:09:31,840
Speaker 1: for a few hours. I go back. I line up again,

1166
01:09:32,680 --> 01:09:35,200
Speaker 1: just begging, begging, begging, there's nothing we can do. Finally

1167
01:09:35,240 --> 01:09:38,719
Speaker 1: they get us twelve seats on a plane. I'm so stoked.

1168
01:09:38,720 --> 01:09:40,760
Speaker 1: We go to check in. They're like, great, twelve to

1169
01:09:40,840 --> 01:09:44,880
Speaker 1: Lyon right, and I'm like to France, no, we're going

1170
01:09:44,920 --> 01:09:47,040
Speaker 1: to Portugal. They booked us on a flight to France,

1171
01:09:47,320 --> 01:09:49,120
Speaker 1: and my sister's like, let's just go to France. We'll

1172
01:09:49,120 --> 01:09:50,760
Speaker 1: take a twenty for our train. It's fine, let's just

1173
01:09:50,760 --> 01:09:53,320
Speaker 1: get to Europe. Let's just get somewhere in Europe. And

1174
01:09:53,400 --> 01:09:55,320
Speaker 1: so I was like, no, let's try, let's try, let's try.

1175
01:09:55,360 --> 01:09:57,960
Speaker 1: So anyways, this woman's Sophie, who's like an angel sent

1176
01:09:58,000 --> 01:10:00,280
Speaker 1: from the sky. She says, give me the past sports,

1177
01:10:00,280 --> 01:10:01,720
Speaker 1: give me the stack, give me the stack of passports,

1178
01:10:01,960 --> 01:10:04,479
Speaker 1: and she basically goes, okay, I can get I can

1179
01:10:04,479 --> 01:10:06,400
Speaker 1: get four of you to Rome right now, for to

1180
01:10:06,479 --> 01:10:08,360
Speaker 1: Rome and then to Lisbon. Who can go? And I'm like,

1181
01:10:08,439 --> 01:10:10,599
Speaker 1: I'll take my kids and my niece Flora done. Then

1182
01:10:10,960 --> 01:10:16,400
Speaker 1: I'll take my kids bye, Okay, okay. To be fair

1183
01:10:16,439 --> 01:10:17,840
Speaker 1: in the wrong, at first they had my parents and

1184
01:10:17,880 --> 01:10:19,640
Speaker 1: my sister direct to Lisbon. We're like, let's get my

1185
01:10:19,640 --> 01:10:21,200
Speaker 1: parents there direct. Then they were like, who can go

1186
01:10:21,200 --> 01:10:23,400
Speaker 1: to Rome? I take my kids and my niece. Then

1187
01:10:23,840 --> 01:10:26,400
Speaker 1: they're like, okay, two can go to Toronto, my little

1188
01:10:26,400 --> 01:10:28,120
Speaker 1: sister and my other niece. Then they're like, okay, we

1189
01:10:28,120 --> 01:10:29,800
Speaker 1: can get three more to Rome. So we have this

1190
01:10:29,840 --> 01:10:34,200
Speaker 1: like amazing race style journey where we're like, okay, team

1191
01:10:34,280 --> 01:10:36,599
Speaker 1: Rome is definitely going to come and last. And then

1192
01:10:36,680 --> 01:10:39,799
Speaker 1: by this crazy like Team Toronto got stack in Toronto

1193
01:10:39,840 --> 01:10:44,800
Speaker 1: for seven hours. Toronto Toronto got at the short strong

1194
01:10:45,240 --> 01:10:47,519
Speaker 1: no team. So Team Toronto was supposed to have like

1195
01:10:47,560 --> 01:10:50,200
Speaker 1: a pretty quick connection to Lisbon. They had a seven

1196
01:10:50,240 --> 01:10:52,840
Speaker 1: hour delay and it was just like we were texting

1197
01:10:52,840 --> 01:10:55,360
Speaker 1: each other the updates and someone's like, oh, they're doing

1198
01:10:55,360 --> 01:10:57,439
Speaker 1: a wheel change. I'm like, I've never even heard of

1199
01:10:57,479 --> 01:11:00,559
Speaker 1: an airplane having like a wheel change, you know that.

1200
01:11:00,680 --> 01:11:02,920
Speaker 1: I don't like the sound of wheel change a right

1201
01:11:02,920 --> 01:11:05,720
Speaker 1: when you hear this plane might be cursed if it's

1202
01:11:05,720 --> 01:11:07,240
Speaker 1: got a wheel at that point, if they were like

1203
01:11:07,360 --> 01:11:11,000
Speaker 1: they're rebuilding the aircraft, that'd be like fantastic news. Please,

1204
01:11:11,080 --> 01:11:13,720
Speaker 1: for the love of God, six children. So sorry, did

1205
01:11:13,720 --> 01:11:17,559
Speaker 1: anyone in air Canada ever um ever contact you? I mean,

1206
01:11:18,800 --> 01:11:22,880
Speaker 1: did you contact them? Did anyone ever say? Oops? No?

1207
01:11:23,000 --> 01:11:25,599
Speaker 1: So they lost our luggage, all of it obviously? Oh

1208
01:11:25,720 --> 01:11:29,720
Speaker 1: my god, So I knows where your luggage went? God news,

1209
01:11:30,000 --> 01:11:31,519
Speaker 1: Wait did it ever end? Did it ever end up

1210
01:11:31,600 --> 01:11:34,120
Speaker 1: coming to Portugal? So we just got half of it.

1211
01:11:34,160 --> 01:11:36,400
Speaker 1: And that's after me every morning being on the phone.

1212
01:11:36,439 --> 01:11:37,960
Speaker 1: I spent about an hour every morning on the fourth

1213
01:11:37,960 --> 01:11:40,080
Speaker 1: They are Canada and it's faster if you click in French.

1214
01:11:40,120 --> 01:11:47,280
Speaker 1: So it's just like every morning, I'm like dues Pelson's

1215
01:11:47,320 --> 01:11:50,320
Speaker 1: pills on. So this is like how I start my morning. Love,

1216
01:11:50,680 --> 01:11:57,960
Speaker 1: I don't know what wonderful getting so like making so

1217
01:11:58,040 --> 01:11:59,439
Speaker 1: much fun of me because this other side of me

1218
01:11:59,479 --> 01:12:05,600
Speaker 1: comes out when I talk to baggage. And then we

1219
01:12:05,800 --> 01:12:07,559
Speaker 1: end up, you know, getting there. And the best part

1220
01:12:07,680 --> 01:12:10,040
Speaker 1: was that my niece that was the most excited that

1221
01:12:10,160 --> 01:12:13,479
Speaker 1: literally like planned Portugal, picked Portugal as the destination. She's

1222
01:12:13,600 --> 01:12:16,680
Speaker 1: twelve and she was on Team Toronto and they were

1223
01:12:16,720 --> 01:12:18,680
Speaker 1: supposed to get there before us, and she excitedly like

1224
01:12:18,880 --> 01:12:20,800
Speaker 1: runs off the plane, runs out of the airport, and

1225
01:12:20,920 --> 01:12:23,240
Speaker 1: then she sees the team Roam got there first, and

1226
01:12:23,360 --> 01:12:27,680
Speaker 1: her whole face just like she no longer excited to

1227
01:12:27,720 --> 01:12:30,040
Speaker 1: be Portgal. She was just like, what is Team Rome

1228
01:12:30,120 --> 01:12:35,880
Speaker 1: doing here? Don't you win the race? But you still

1229
01:12:35,880 --> 01:12:39,120
Speaker 1: don't have all your luggage. I still don't have a luggage. Unfortunately,

1230
01:12:39,160 --> 01:12:42,479
Speaker 1: both my parents got covid. Um. Oh, this is such

1231
01:12:44,120 --> 01:12:46,200
Speaker 1: it really she's they're okay. They're luckily, you know, they

1232
01:12:46,240 --> 01:12:48,200
Speaker 1: had a four vaccines, so they got sick, but they're okay.

1233
01:12:48,520 --> 01:12:51,080
Speaker 1: This story is called Sarah Chalk goes on a trip,

1234
01:12:55,360 --> 01:12:59,920
Speaker 1: Part Part eight, Audience audience. If it were back in

1235
01:13:00,040 --> 01:13:01,800
Speaker 1: the scrub days, she'd be saying it a little faster

1236
01:13:01,960 --> 01:13:04,320
Speaker 1: and more to breath. And then team romans, okay, they

1237
01:13:06,400 --> 01:13:08,000
Speaker 1: did you hear what she said? Well, did you hear

1238
01:13:08,040 --> 01:13:09,880
Speaker 1: what she said before that? She said, she's a few

1239
01:13:09,960 --> 01:13:14,040
Speaker 1: drinks and so so maybe calm your down. She's not

1240
01:13:14,080 --> 01:13:23,400
Speaker 1: out of breath. How so far it's so beautiful. I've

1241
01:13:23,439 --> 01:13:26,680
Speaker 1: never been here and it's just like magical. And the

1242
01:13:26,760 --> 01:13:31,400
Speaker 1: beaches are nuts and the water is so gorgeous. The

1243
01:13:31,479 --> 01:13:34,760
Speaker 1: food is amazing. Um, it's like the beginning obviously was

1244
01:13:34,840 --> 01:13:38,040
Speaker 1: not without a bit of stress. But Sarah, you have

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Speaker 1: a family, and this to me is rare that really

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Speaker 1: all gets along with each other. Yeah, a lot of

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Speaker 1: families when they take about twelve of them going on on,

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Speaker 1: are you living in the same house, We're we're sort

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Speaker 1: of We've have enough, we have enough space, we have

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Speaker 1: enough space. It's great, Yeah, all right, because there's a

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Speaker 1: lot of families listening who go a trip in the

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Speaker 1: same house with twelve of my family members. I think

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna steal with no luggage. Everybody's wearing base no

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Speaker 1: luggage and two people have and parents get covid. Um. No,

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Speaker 1: we're having a good time. We just uh, we just

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Speaker 1: are in the middle of a dinner where I was

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Speaker 1: came to do this. I was in will let you go?

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Speaker 1: I'm not no, I'm telling guy, I want I made

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Speaker 1: it to the semi finals in the You're asking if

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Speaker 1: we get along. This is how weird. My family is

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Speaker 1: at dinner tonight. We're having so I don't know how

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Speaker 1: this started, but a chicken competition and of who does

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Speaker 1: the best chicken? Yeah, who could do the best chicken impression? No,

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Speaker 1: I don't even know. I wish I was at dinner

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Speaker 1: with you guys tonight. I know how much have you

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Speaker 1: had to drink over there in Portugal, Sarah ch I

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Speaker 1: guess the children have as well. I don't know. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I miss you. We miss you. Thank you for taking

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Speaker 1: a time to see high all the way from Portugal.

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Speaker 1: I'm sure the fans love to hear from you. I

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Speaker 1: miss you so much. We were we were we were

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Speaker 1: talking about you, um lovingly in this episode as always

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Speaker 1: as we always do. As we don't even know which

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Speaker 1: episode you're watching, because this was just a little it's

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Speaker 1: the first, the first carry Rustle episode where she comes

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Speaker 1: and then Keith and then Keith proposes to you at

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Speaker 1: the end of the episode. All right, it's very romantic.

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Speaker 1: It's very romantic. Zach got goosebumps. I got goosebumps. It

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Speaker 1: was very romantic. I'm I guess I'm a romantic. Sorry,

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Speaker 1: even though it was Keith my nemesis, I got goosebumps.

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Speaker 1: We saw. We also saw the origin of the I

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Speaker 1: Want You Back skis from j D where we realized, now, oh,

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Speaker 1: he's about to sabotage. You can see you can see

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Speaker 1: j D being stewing with jealousy like a freak. Videos.

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Speaker 1: All right, Sarah chalk, we love you, and that's our show.

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Speaker 1: Let's just get out our show, everybody. We're gonna get

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Speaker 1: the fuck out of here. We'd love you so much.

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Speaker 1: You look beautiful, Sarah, Sarah, you never looked more beautiful.

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Speaker 1: Oh that is not true, because I don't have luggage,

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Speaker 1: which means they don't have shampoo. Your hair is glowing.

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Speaker 1: What is that? What is it? Mud? Looks great? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it actually does look really good. It looks good. She

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Speaker 1: just pulled it down, audience. She's trying to make it

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Speaker 1: look bad. But she can't. She can't, she can't do it,

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Speaker 1: hammered Donald's alright, Sarah, why don't you, Sarah, why don't

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Speaker 1: you count us out in French for the audience, and

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Speaker 1: thank you everybody. We'll see you next week. Here's Sarah

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Speaker 1: Chalky show about a bunch of docs and nurses in

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Speaker 1: the Canada who love I said, he's the stories nephew.

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Speaker 1: All should go. So gather around you. Here are gather

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Speaker 1: around you. Here are scot Free, which your wiz a

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Speaker 1: mm hmmm.