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Speaker 1: Did you see the clip of the dermatologists convention in Hawaii?

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Speaker 2: Nah? Yeah, yeah, if you want so covered up. Everybody

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Speaker 2: covered up. But they're laying out mummy rats. But they're

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Speaker 2: covered up like.

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Speaker 3: They probably have some weird like uniclode technology where they

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Speaker 3: get just the correct amount of light through those.

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Speaker 4: Or is it just purely for the ambient heat?

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Speaker 2: You know what I mean?

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Speaker 3: Blazed out of their fucking minds.

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Speaker 2: That's why Jesus were blazed. I think they should be

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Speaker 2: allowed to be outside miles even though they have good skincare.

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Speaker 1: No, I just I just like I'm just trying to

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Speaker 1: feel like what when they think about it, they're like

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Speaker 1: dermatologists rights, like when there's yeah, when you have a profession,

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Speaker 1: like a specialty like that, and they're like, oh yeah, motherfucker,

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Speaker 1: I don't let that ship hit my skin at all.

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Speaker 2: Like what the how are you guys on sunscreen?

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Speaker 3: Okay? The Trader Joe's one to be because I'm a

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Speaker 3: voice for something for the Skin Cancer Foundation. So I

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Speaker 3: had like for years, I've been like having these things

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Speaker 3: though you know, I got some melanin and I've been

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Speaker 3: sunburned only twice in my life when I was like

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Speaker 3: outdoors for like multiple days straight. But uh, I think

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Speaker 3: like the Trader Joe's like sunscreen is it feels so

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Speaker 3: not crumbly. It's just like it's like gel and it's

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Speaker 2: Seven year old sunscreen on my rubbing sand. I love

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Speaker 2: of grit. Like it's not it's hard to explain, like

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Speaker 2: very one. Instead of an SPF number, it has a

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Speaker 2: mineral white people.

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Speaker 3: We can't do that ship.

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Speaker 2: Yeah that could be it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I've I wear it on my bald head for sure.

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Speaker 1: That's what I Yeah, like scary ship.

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Speaker 2: I've seen some oh yeah yeah patterns on the top

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you got to take care of that ship. It

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Speaker 1: also depends to like if it's like the intensity of

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Speaker 3: But apparently that's people get burned through the clouds and

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Speaker 1: They're like, I mean, I'm also falling into the like

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Speaker 1: melanin ignorance camp where you like melanin equals you can't

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Speaker 1: get sunburned, but you can still get melanomas.

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Speaker 2: You know.

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Speaker 3: You know why I'm like so worried about it is

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Speaker 3: because like, black don't crack, but brown will eventually frown.

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Speaker 3: Like at sixty everything drops, and so I'm like, I'm like, right,

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Speaker 3: I got it, I got it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I got it.

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Speaker 3: Moisturize accordingly.

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Speaker 2: Hello the Internet, and welcome to season four thirty one,

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Speaker 2: Episode two of Dirt Eiley Zay Guys. It's a production

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Speaker 2: of iHeartRadio. As a podcast, we take a deep dive

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Speaker 2: into america shared consciousness through the day's news. We also

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Speaker 2: have a new non news history version of TDZ dropping

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Speaker 2: each Monday morning where we do a deep dive into

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Speaker 2: the zeitgeist through the lens of a different icon. We

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Speaker 2: just dropped Bart Simpson just dropped a Bart episode on

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Speaker 2: All Your Is with Tamy here, So go check that out.

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Speaker 2: It's a fun one. H It is Tuesday, March twenty fourth,

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Speaker 2: twenty twenty six. What is it even mean? What is it.

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Speaker 2: What is it all mean?

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Speaker 4: Three twenty four it's National Cocktail Day.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's good because we're gonna be talking about justin

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Speaker 1: Timberlakes love of cocktails later.

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Speaker 4: Hey, Jack, for you and all my Philadelphians.

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Speaker 2: National cheese Steak Day, A get it in qualking cheese

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Speaker 2: steak cheak. That's what acting was. I don't know, man,

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Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm not a great cheese steak connoisseur, despite

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Speaker 2: my extended family is from Philly. I'll let them speak

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Speaker 2: to the cheese steak.

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Speaker 1: I'm not saying that you have to hear with one,

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Speaker 1: but I'm saying, do you lay off my back?

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Speaker 2: Hey, I'm just asking if you hate one?

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Speaker 5: Real.

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Speaker 2: I didn't say what's the best one? Jack? Go now

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Speaker 2: better have them trying to think like the last one

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Speaker 2: I had was probably at Subway or you know what

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Speaker 2: I mean? Yeah, Venue, Yeah, just terrible. Like usually I'll

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Speaker 2: go to cheese seak when there's no other option besides

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Speaker 2: like bad turkey sub. I'll be like, all right, we're

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Speaker 2: going we're going hot. Okay, hate a hot sub so

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Speaker 2: I just can't anyway, But just me, everybody knows, I

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Speaker 2: know you're you're on a sore. You're a bit of

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Speaker 2: a food stop.

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Speaker 4: You would say.

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Speaker 2: Way, yeah, I fancy millionaire, m m m. Anyways, Happy

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Speaker 2: cheese steak day to y'all. You know what I do

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Speaker 2: not like, because I do, I've I've enjoyed the hell

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Speaker 2: out of some cheese steaks. There was a good cheese

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Speaker 2: steak truck over by the Cracked offices back in the day.

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Speaker 2: They painted bricks on the side of it to be

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Speaker 2: like we're from the.

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Speaker 4: City South Philly experience.

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Speaker 2: I think that's right.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I remember that pretty decent.

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Speaker 2: I hate that. For a number of days. Maybe they

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Speaker 2: were last one.

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Speaker 4: They were shipping in like the Amorosa rolls.

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Speaker 2: Right, certainly, what they said, what they said I do

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Speaker 2: not like, went like a Philly cheese steak pizza. You

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Speaker 2: ever have that, Like, that's huh huh, pieces of steak

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Speaker 2: on the pizza. Yeah, don't funk out of here, Philly

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Speaker 2: cheese burger. That's already a burger. That's a burger. Yeah. Anyways,

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Speaker 2: my name is Jack O'Brien aka deregulators. Buy up. Oh

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Speaker 2: chasing Lambeau dreams. Gotta get rich quick. All these runners

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Speaker 2: can hate natural consequence when you deregulate that one. Courtesy

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Speaker 2: what was the name real T, the real capital T,

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Speaker 2: real tease, real eyes, real lies. Anyways, shout out to

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Speaker 2: less than zero. I'm thrilled to be joined as always

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Speaker 2: by my co host, mister Miles Gras. You gotta be honest.

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Speaker 1: I was planning on doing on that one since Lesson

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Speaker 1: zero tagged mean it, But here we go.

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Speaker 4: It's Miles Great AKA.

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Speaker 5: Don't go chasing forever for just stick to the wrestling

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Speaker 5: bullshit that you're used to. I know that you're a

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Speaker 5: narcissistic piece of fuck, but.

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Speaker 2: I think we're moving too fast.

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Speaker 1: Yeat on him mae okay, sat at Locarni for that one.

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Speaker 2: Gotta may okay, I write a part of that song.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, A lot of people don't lean in that.

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Speaker 2: Gott on him May Great one great guest Lessons zero

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Speaker 2: tag both of us. We do a duo. Oh, I

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Speaker 2: see Nate Dog. Sorry I missed that. I would have

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Speaker 2: I would have made it happen. Wait, sorry, where do you?

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Speaker 2: Where'd you get tagged? I'd like to hear Jack do

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Speaker 1: Oh god, well, sorry, man, are reading comprehensions not good eyes?

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Speaker 2: If you noticed? Look, I fucked up, all right, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 2: I thought the tournament was What the fuck?

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Speaker 4: This chess tournament sinks like ship man.

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Speaker 2: I was so close to just be like just leaving,

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Speaker 2: just get getting on a plane and leaving the country.

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Speaker 2: When I brought my kid a half hour late to

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Speaker 2: the chess test, I get it. I guess like you'll

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Speaker 2: be better with someone else anyways. Thrilled to be joined

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Speaker 2: sound like? Give me one word? Suggest fuck? Give me

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Speaker 2: It's I was like ship in here. He just pisses himself.

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Speaker 2: H why do you get warm and they're really cold?

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Speaker 2: Did hear what the fuck that is? So you're a

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Speaker 3: Yeah, sometimes when I'm sunning my peraneum, I will accident retain.

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Speaker 1: Guys, put sunscreen on there. Put sunscreen on there. You

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Speaker 1: There's some fucking pharmaceutical drug I heard the ad for

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Speaker 2: through your preenion. You're thrilled to have you. Oh are

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Speaker 3: I'm thrilled to have one of you.

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Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, I just I thought some of my you know,

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Speaker 3: Someone's developing a tolerance.

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Speaker 1: what does Jardians do to your parandeum?

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Speaker 3: I got a look at my paraneum. You're looking at everything.

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Speaker 4: I say you that canary, Oh.

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Speaker 2: Canary has croaked.

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Speaker 3: Then I killed I killed six canaries with my parde.

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Speaker 2: That mine is collapsing. Uh. Well, we're thrilled to have

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Speaker 2: the listeners a couple of things we're talking about. We're

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Speaker 2: gonna look back. Somebody's trying to name a street after

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Speaker 2: Chuck Norris. We just wanted to take a look back

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Speaker 2: over Chuck Norris's career because he did pass over the

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Speaker 2: over the weekend. Someone else said, nameless street after him.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god.

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Speaker 3: If they paint over Caesar Javas and just have Chuck Norris,

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna lose my ship.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna lose it. That is literally what they're like.

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Speaker 2: He's like, well, that guy was fucked up. So San

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Speaker 3: Okay, I'm very excited if you guys didn't know about this,

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Speaker 4: Did he go Jesus?

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Speaker 1: Right, No, because it's like the guy there's Brian the

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Speaker 3: If you click on organizations, it's called the one that

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, take me home. And then it's a little dog.

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Speaker 3: Another one called pop culture.

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Speaker 3: And you know why you can do that, It's because

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Speaker 3: Bring it back, Bring back white girls with big ass hair.

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Speaker 3: Whatever Chapel Rone is doing.

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Speaker 2: Oh being terrible to children.

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Speaker 1: There's this whole thing where like a professional soccer player's

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Speaker 3: I'm doing the half up half down thing right now.

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Speaker 2: For your hair. Yeah, volume for women. I wore pants

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Speaker 3: Guy sustainability, that's right, anti consumerism, sustainability.

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Speaker 3: Do you remember like the raw Denham phase where everybody's

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Speaker 3: Yeah, they brought records back. That shit was great.

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Speaker 2: Jeez? Yeah, what is something you think is overrated?

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Speaker 3: Going to the airport. I'm never going again. Let's not

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Speaker 3: add ice to that ship. No, thank you, no, thank you.

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Speaker 3: Even the flight attendants were would you shovel my bags

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Speaker 2: The airport, Like I'll go in.

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Speaker 3: What's ice gonna nuggiy me? What's gonna happen? I'm scared?

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Speaker 2: Who knows?

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Speaker 1: I mean there was a woman got detained by Ice

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Speaker 1: Call everybody right now, just whoever is It's an omni crisis.

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Speaker 3: I think the planes should all start meeting like birds

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Speaker 6: that's really good idea, the one good thing because you know,

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Speaker 3: They could be anybody kidnapping people at the airport. They

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Speaker 2: But yeah, this you can't.

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Speaker 4: I mean I think this is this is exactly what

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Speaker 4: gonna happen like.

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Speaker 3: This through security again. If I have a little sip

443
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Speaker 3: of water in my water bottle, you're gonna send me

444
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Speaker 3: all the way back through. But I can just be

445
00:23:23,960 --> 00:23:27,399
Speaker 3: out here kidnapping people. That is ice is a frozen water,

446
00:23:27,880 --> 00:23:30,520
Speaker 3: Like they should be sent all the way back to

447
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Speaker 3: where they came from.

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00:23:32,359 --> 00:23:34,600
Speaker 2: I did have that happen where they said they you

449
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Speaker 2: forget to empty out the water and they just they're like,

450
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Speaker 2: all right, you can go out that door and go

451
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Speaker 2: all back again. Try again next time, like a mean

452
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Speaker 2: fucking teacher and second grade, like I want to see

453
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Speaker 2: you do this whole thing all over again. That's why

454
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Speaker 2: you chug it.

455
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Speaker 1: Yeah, full fuck you, and then you go through.

456
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Speaker 2: It even once it's gone, even once I chug it

457
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Speaker 2: while broken, so they're like, yeah, you're gonna have to

458
00:24:01,600 --> 00:24:02,760
Speaker 2: run that back. Wow.

459
00:24:03,440 --> 00:24:05,520
Speaker 4: I always get the drug bag swab.

460
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Speaker 2: That's my thing. That's what they call me drug.

461
00:24:10,560 --> 00:24:11,640
Speaker 4: I'm always drug bag.

462
00:24:11,840 --> 00:24:14,719
Speaker 2: Whenever I travel down the hallway, the drug bag, swab,

463
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Speaker 2: the drug bag.

464
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Speaker 4: Yeah, this guy's made Look at the guys made.

465
00:24:18,440 --> 00:24:21,000
Speaker 2: This guy's made him math, swipe it, swap it go.

466
00:24:21,480 --> 00:24:24,199
Speaker 3: This guy's made of meth. And you're like, no, I'm not.

467
00:24:24,480 --> 00:24:28,680
Speaker 3: And then packets start falling out like cockerroaches and men

468
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Speaker 3: in black.

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Speaker 2: You know this?

470
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Speaker 1: This is just a flaky sunscreen I have on crumb.

471
00:24:36,760 --> 00:24:39,159
Speaker 4: It's a crumbly fire.

472
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Speaker 2: Yeah, your face is falling off? Is that bird face

473
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Speaker 2: falling off your bones? Yeah? It seems bad. I'm about

474
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Speaker 2: to travel this week. I'm not looking forward to it.

475
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Speaker 2: Where are you going? Uh? New York City? Oh shit,

476
00:25:00,480 --> 00:25:01,399
Speaker 2: I've heard of that place.

477
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Speaker 3: I'm going to Arizona where the originator of show me

478
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Speaker 3: your papers?

479
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Speaker 2: Right right? What just at that place?

480
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Speaker 3: Papers?

481
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Speaker 4: If a TSA?

482
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Speaker 2: Or are you flying out a burbany. No, no, oh

483
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Speaker 2: you guys are I mean that fucked.

484
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Speaker 1: That's why it's safe because that place is just basically

485
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Speaker 1: a bus station that has planes taking off.

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

487
00:25:23,359 --> 00:25:25,920
Speaker 3: You literally just like they're like, oh, you can walk

488
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Speaker 3: onto whatever plane you want.

489
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Speaker 2: Have FI whatever you want.

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Speaker 4: To be honest, it's honor.

491
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Speaker 3: System, honor systems.

492
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Speaker 2: They just ask me if I was cool. Hey, you're cool? Right,

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Speaker 2: all right, Yeah, come.

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Speaker 3: On, bro, don't don't ruin the tour.

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Speaker 2: Okay, it's going to ruin the world tour. Yeah. Last

496
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Speaker 2: time I went to Lax, they put me in one

497
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Speaker 2: of those depots where you have to like take a

498
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Speaker 2: bus across. Oh, that's like for American Airlines, taramac Yeah,

499
00:25:54,240 --> 00:25:57,040
Speaker 2: American Airlines is now just like you're at gate three

500
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Speaker 2: hundred and twenty nine and you're like what they get

501
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Speaker 2: you by being like you're you're at fifty two I

502
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Speaker 2: and you're like, you check the wait.

503
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Speaker 3: Times now it's like five hundred twenty five thousand, six.

504
00:26:10,280 --> 00:26:14,600
Speaker 2: In and then sometimes you show up and you just

505
00:26:14,680 --> 00:26:17,399
Speaker 2: get right through and it's like, oh, now I'm at

506
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Speaker 2: the airport for six hours.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's literally that's what I'm going to Arizona. It

508
00:26:22,600 --> 00:26:24,680
Speaker 4: might be it might be faster to drive there.

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Speaker 1: Drive.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean that, go Wait for me to drive

511
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Speaker 2: to New York. Could be, it'd be an epic road trip.

512
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Speaker 3: Man, I have to drive, but I have to drive

513
00:26:32,760 --> 00:26:35,080
Speaker 3: to Arizona and then fly to Texas. So those are

514
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Speaker 3: both fun, fun things that I'm doing.

515
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Speaker 2: Such short trips.

516
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Speaker 3: The fucking shows.

517
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Speaker 2: Yeah, come to the show if only so you can

518
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Speaker 2: id me in.

519
00:26:47,600 --> 00:26:49,320
Speaker 3: They're like, you're gonna have to man, you're gonna have

520
00:26:49,359 --> 00:26:50,840
Speaker 3: to do an AKA please.

521
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Speaker 4: Oh polonium Wow, famous for killing people.

522
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Speaker 2: We're actually kind of cool with that one, actually poisoning

523
00:27:00,600 --> 00:27:05,640
Speaker 2: people with Yeah, all right, let's take a quick break.

524
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Speaker 2: We'll come back, we'll talk about the news, and we're back.

525
00:27:19,119 --> 00:27:22,840
Speaker 2: We're back. And on Friday, news broke that Chuck Norris

526
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Speaker 2: passed away at the age of eighty six, a real

527
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Speaker 2: martial arts champion who became a yeah, one of my

528
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Speaker 2: one of my favorite improv comedians and a real martial

529
00:27:36,680 --> 00:27:42,359
Speaker 2: arts champion who became a Reagan era action star in

530
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Speaker 2: movies like The Delta Force and Missing in Action that

531
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Speaker 2: are you know, wildly fucked up movies in retrospect and

532
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Speaker 2: even at the time.

533
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Speaker 3: Sure, but you have to me such a ranger suspected

534
00:28:02,480 --> 00:28:06,640
Speaker 3: stranger that should have been our AKA today.

535
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Speaker 2: We do have to mention nineteen ninety five's Top Dog, did.

536
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Speaker 4: You yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.

537
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Speaker 2: So this was advertised as a family friendly buddy comedy

538
00:28:18,720 --> 00:28:21,760
Speaker 2: about a cup a cop played by Chuck Norris and

539
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Speaker 2: his wacky dog friend. The poster has like Chuck Norris

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Speaker 2: holding a gun and then an adorable dog on top

541
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Speaker 2: of the words top Dog with a silly police hat

542
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Speaker 2: on top of it on his head. The movie is

543
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Speaker 2: actually about Chuck Norris and his dog battling literal neo

544
00:28:38,920 --> 00:28:42,400
Speaker 2: Nazis who have been bombing buildings and are planning something

545
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Speaker 2: major on Hitler's birthday. And it came out nine days

546
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Speaker 2: after the Oklahoma City bombing, which.

547
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Speaker 4: Is fun the fuck really, I remember how they did.

548
00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:59,200
Speaker 2: Not pull that like at a different times that had

549
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Speaker 2: planes in for like a year after nine to eleven.

550
00:29:02,440 --> 00:29:05,280
Speaker 2: Like this is why that they were like this this

551
00:29:05,480 --> 00:29:10,760
Speaker 2: silly movie where with a dog cop that's like basically

552
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Speaker 2: recreating the plot of the Oklahoma City bombing and we're

553
00:29:14,080 --> 00:29:15,840
Speaker 2: gonna people need to see it though.

554
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Speaker 3: Also it's so weird that like the actor is playing

555
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Speaker 3: like a hero that would destroy the Nazis, but in

556
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Speaker 3: real life he like supports then.

557
00:29:24,560 --> 00:29:28,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's probably an accessory to that plot. Yeah,

558
00:29:29,080 --> 00:29:30,960
Speaker 1: we got to go and spoil law enforcement.

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Speaker 3: He jumps on a he jumps into a scene where

560
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Speaker 3: they're all meeting, and then he unmasks one of them

561
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Speaker 3: and it's just him.

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Speaker 2: What the fuck? How did they even present this? Like

563
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Speaker 2: in the theaters it.

564
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Speaker 3: Says budget six million, box office five point one million.

565
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Speaker 3: Screenplay by Ron Swanson from Parks and.

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Speaker 2: Rec People weren't ready. People weren't ready for this. This

567
00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:58,960
Speaker 2: is a movie yeah, ahead of its time. So he's

568
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Speaker 2: coming out and he's just got to come gun and

569
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Speaker 2: there's a little smile on his face of Jake Wilder.

570
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Speaker 2: Oh just shot a When it comes to fighting.

571
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Speaker 1: Wait, so it starts off with him, a car is

572
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Speaker 1: driving at him full speed and he just gets in

573
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Speaker 1: the road.

574
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Speaker 2: He's like, I'm gonna shoot the tire out and crashes

575
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Speaker 2: into a car, explodes. Everybody inside appears to be dead. Wait, oh,

576
00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:30,360
Speaker 2: clown comes out, but no, the toughest, the most difficult.

577
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Speaker 1: Okay, and I get it the most difficult, And then

578
00:30:32,720 --> 00:30:35,000
Speaker 1: a dog shows up we're the Nazis.

579
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Speaker 2: Good help, I'm smart. Okay.

580
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Speaker 1: So then a dog pushes off like an oxygen tank

581
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Speaker 1: and a guy's standing on a plank and.

582
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Speaker 2: It fucking.

583
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Speaker 4: Fulk from lever. Okay, all right, cool man, and how

584
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Speaker 4: did this do?

585
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Speaker 3: It understands basic physics?

586
00:30:55,760 --> 00:30:58,800
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, he's like, oh the fulk row to

587
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Speaker 2: be a little bit dog get it? Yeah yeah, yeah, okay,

588
00:31:02,840 --> 00:31:06,760
Speaker 2: well but yeah. It opens with the chief wanting him

589
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Speaker 2: back because neo Nazis have blown up a building with

590
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Speaker 2: children inside, which is like, that is exactly what happened

591
00:31:13,200 --> 00:31:16,680
Speaker 2: in only nine days before people were seeing this for

592
00:31:16,760 --> 00:31:20,640
Speaker 2: the first time in the theaters. Yikes. And at one

593
00:31:20,720 --> 00:31:23,720
Speaker 2: point he takes the dog to visit his mom and

594
00:31:23,880 --> 00:31:27,960
Speaker 2: she is like, they'll probably attack tomorrow because it's Hitler's

595
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Speaker 2: birthday April twentieth, and the Oklahoma City bombing happened on

596
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Speaker 2: April nineteenth.

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Speaker 3: Right, that is crazy.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, that's I mean, the mom did it to the

599
00:31:39,640 --> 00:31:42,880
Speaker 8: mom that right on it he in the Oklahoma City bombing,

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Speaker 8: so this is like it's just funny too, Like they

601
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Speaker 8: probably didn't take it down too, because it's pre social

602
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Speaker 8: media era where people like they can actually hear it's like, oh,

603
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Speaker 8: this might be an outrageous decision to make.

604
00:31:54,880 --> 00:31:57,760
Speaker 1: But also mad people probably didn't have enough savvy. I

605
00:31:57,880 --> 00:31:59,840
Speaker 1: just remember it coming out and just never watching because

606
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Speaker 1: I'm like Chuck Norris's I feel.

607
00:32:01,360 --> 00:32:04,400
Speaker 3: Like social media campaigns weren't a thing, so it's like

608
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Speaker 3: whatever the news would say.

609
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Speaker 2: So I bet the news was just like fuck, yeah,

610
00:32:08,080 --> 00:32:11,480
Speaker 2: movie right, right right, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's true. And

611
00:32:11,840 --> 00:32:15,840
Speaker 2: they did kind of hide the neo Nazis blowing up

612
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Speaker 2: buildings with children inside it from the main Like it's

613
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Speaker 2: not like that was the conceit that they were selling

614
00:32:20,560 --> 00:32:23,440
Speaker 2: the movie on, So maybe people were just like unaware,

615
00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:26,960
Speaker 2: right right, right, yeah. But the other thing he became

616
00:32:27,080 --> 00:32:33,440
Speaker 2: famous for was obviously the Walker Texas Ranger meme generator

617
00:32:33,760 --> 00:32:37,160
Speaker 2: on the Late Night with Conan O'Brien, where he would

618
00:32:37,200 --> 00:32:40,240
Speaker 2: pull a handle and they would cut away to a

619
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Speaker 2: moment from Walker Texas Ranger, the most famous being, of course,

620
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Speaker 2: the one where what's the older guy Wilford Brimley is

621
00:32:51,680 --> 00:32:57,320
Speaker 2: meeting joel Osma and Hailey. Jel Osma is like talking

622
00:32:57,360 --> 00:33:01,000
Speaker 2: about how you would say this in like different languages,

623
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Speaker 2: and there's like a brief pause wilfri Brient is like, well,

624
00:33:04,760 --> 00:33:08,000
Speaker 2: pardon my French, but I'll be damned. There's like a

625
00:33:08,320 --> 00:33:11,320
Speaker 2: brief Claus and then Haley Joel Osma looks up at

626
00:33:13,680 --> 00:33:20,400
Speaker 2: Walker told me I have aids. Yeah. They don't ever

627
00:33:20,480 --> 00:33:22,560
Speaker 2: show the rest of the episode, so we never find

628
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Speaker 2: out if Walker was just fucking with him or if

629
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Speaker 2: he was telling the truth.

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Speaker 3: But I used to watch that show with my parents,

631
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Speaker 3: and one time in Utah we were walking in like

632
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Speaker 3: park City and we ran into the guy who plays Truvett,

633
00:33:36,720 --> 00:33:40,440
Speaker 3: like the lieutenant or like the guy secondhand to Walker,

634
00:33:40,800 --> 00:33:43,040
Speaker 3: and he was not He just ignored us and kept

635
00:33:43,080 --> 00:33:45,719
Speaker 3: We were like, we're fans, and he was like whatever.

636
00:33:47,240 --> 00:33:49,400
Speaker 3: He was like, I'm in fucking Utah. I hate this.

637
00:33:52,040 --> 00:33:54,680
Speaker 2: I'm in Walker Texas Ranger. Don't you understand?

638
00:33:55,200 --> 00:33:59,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, deal, we gave Haley Joel Osmond aids, Okay, I just.

639
00:33:59,680 --> 00:34:02,520
Speaker 2: Saw another one where there's a kid on top of

640
00:34:02,600 --> 00:34:05,160
Speaker 2: a ladder and his dad. It's like this dramatic moment,

641
00:34:05,200 --> 00:34:08,080
Speaker 2: I don't know, like something's happening, and his dad is like, jump,

642
00:34:08,440 --> 00:34:10,879
Speaker 2: you have to trust me, I'll catch you. Just jump,

643
00:34:10,960 --> 00:34:12,520
Speaker 2: and the kids like I don't want to. I don't

644
00:34:12,520 --> 00:34:15,400
Speaker 2: want to, and he's like just jump and like finally

645
00:34:15,520 --> 00:34:17,719
Speaker 2: the kid jumps from the top of the ladder and

646
00:34:17,840 --> 00:34:24,320
Speaker 2: the dad just like gets out of the way. Just

647
00:34:25,320 --> 00:34:28,720
Speaker 2: why was this show just constantly abusing children?

648
00:34:28,880 --> 00:34:32,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, the most unintentional are maybe intentionally funny show. And

649
00:34:32,560 --> 00:34:35,720
Speaker 1: also I feel like Chuck Norris really helped, like really

650
00:34:35,880 --> 00:34:38,760
Speaker 1: empowered like white people to embrace martial arts too, because

651
00:34:38,760 --> 00:34:41,520
Speaker 1: I don't think we should really discount his contribution to

652
00:34:41,640 --> 00:34:44,040
Speaker 1: that either. I don't know if we'd have Elvis.

653
00:34:43,880 --> 00:34:46,839
Speaker 2: Doing that shit without Chuck Morris being the karate man

654
00:34:47,200 --> 00:34:47,960
Speaker 2: karate he was.

655
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Speaker 3: He was in the Way of the Dragon, right, he

656
00:34:52,040 --> 00:34:56,800
Speaker 3: was Bruce lee Jo, Yeah, I remember, Yeah, he was

657
00:34:56,840 --> 00:34:57,600
Speaker 3: the bad guy in it.

658
00:34:58,080 --> 00:35:01,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not I don't think it's Enter the Dragon,

659
00:35:01,960 --> 00:35:06,400
Speaker 2: the Way of the Dragon. Yes, with chest hair. That

660
00:35:06,480 --> 00:35:08,480
Speaker 2: looks like it was like they put glue on his

661
00:35:08,640 --> 00:35:10,320
Speaker 2: chest and then threw a bunch of loose hair on it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, just.

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Speaker 2: A barber shop, a pube barbershop, barber shop and just

664
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Speaker 2: threw right on your chest the dust pan of pet on.

665
00:35:26,080 --> 00:35:31,279
Speaker 2: He is, uh, you know, representation for people with chest hair.

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00:35:31,480 --> 00:35:35,319
Speaker 2: He did stand to stand tall. Yes, it is many

667
00:35:35,360 --> 00:35:39,880
Speaker 2: of us when everybody was clean shaven. Uh, he was

668
00:35:39,960 --> 00:35:42,200
Speaker 2: out here being like, yeah, it look weird?

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Speaker 3: What of it?

670
00:35:43,880 --> 00:35:47,080
Speaker 2: So people be weird if I didn't have chest hair

671
00:35:47,160 --> 00:35:49,680
Speaker 2: because it connects directly to my beard. You know what

672
00:35:49,719 --> 00:35:52,600
Speaker 2: I mean? Full stop, it's all there.

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Speaker 4: But uh, what are people now?

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Speaker 7: Like?

675
00:35:56,440 --> 00:35:59,680
Speaker 4: What's commemoration? People want the commemorative?

676
00:35:59,840 --> 00:36:03,400
Speaker 2: The show Firefighter calling for Sar Java Street to be

677
00:36:03,520 --> 00:36:07,760
Speaker 2: renamed after Norris owing to the new abuse allegations against

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Speaker 2: Java's And it is worth remembering that in addition to

679
00:36:12,960 --> 00:36:16,320
Speaker 2: like the fun ways that he was, you know, a

680
00:36:16,440 --> 00:36:20,360
Speaker 2: bad movie star, he was also a bad person. He

681
00:36:20,520 --> 00:36:26,080
Speaker 2: endorsed Donald Trump and Roy Moore, Oh, Judge Roy Moore, doors,

682
00:36:26,400 --> 00:36:30,640
Speaker 2: Judge Roymore whatever. Everybody else was like, I don't think so, man,

683
00:36:30,719 --> 00:36:32,520
Speaker 2: this guy seems like a fucking perverse.

684
00:36:32,560 --> 00:36:34,400
Speaker 1: A lot of dark shit going on with like his

685
00:36:34,520 --> 00:36:37,400
Speaker 1: interactions with minors. Yeah, because he was, Yeah, he was

686
00:36:37,520 --> 00:36:39,080
Speaker 1: such a hardcore Republican.

687
00:36:39,680 --> 00:36:44,800
Speaker 2: He also was like very adamant that the Boy Scouts

688
00:36:44,840 --> 00:36:49,040
Speaker 2: of America should not admit gay members, and like created

689
00:36:49,080 --> 00:36:54,799
Speaker 2: this whole conspiracy theory right right right, yeah, yeah, yeah exactly. Yeah,

690
00:36:54,840 --> 00:37:00,439
Speaker 2: he was just very based on Yeah, he his main

691
00:37:00,640 --> 00:37:04,719
Speaker 2: cause wash, you know, getting getting rid of biirasure and

692
00:37:04,960 --> 00:37:08,160
Speaker 2: combating bi rasure. But yeah, he penned a whole article

693
00:37:08,400 --> 00:37:11,719
Speaker 2: about it entitled is Obama creating a pro gay boy

694
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Speaker 2: Scouts of America? In which he accused somebody from the

695
00:37:15,320 --> 00:37:18,560
Speaker 2: Obama administration, James Turley, of like it was like this

696
00:37:18,719 --> 00:37:22,719
Speaker 2: big conspiracy theory where they're like, he was here at

697
00:37:22,800 --> 00:37:26,759
Speaker 2: this dinner with Obama. Then he was here, and he's

698
00:37:26,840 --> 00:37:31,960
Speaker 2: also on the board. Obviously Obama's trying to create a

699
00:37:32,160 --> 00:37:33,920
Speaker 2: gay boy Scouts of America.

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Speaker 1: He was with all of that shit, Like I remember,

701
00:37:36,320 --> 00:37:38,080
Speaker 1: he was like a you know, he was all in

702
00:37:38,160 --> 00:37:42,000
Speaker 1: a birther shit with Obama. He was also always crying

703
00:37:42,080 --> 00:37:44,080
Speaker 1: sharia law on people too.

704
00:37:44,160 --> 00:37:46,600
Speaker 2: It was a headline from so apparently he just was

705
00:37:46,719 --> 00:37:51,200
Speaker 2: a columnist for a World net daily and spent like

706
00:37:51,320 --> 00:37:55,520
Speaker 2: the last decades of his life just writing right wing

707
00:37:55,760 --> 00:37:59,400
Speaker 2: clickbait articles and like what one of them was, Jihadi

708
00:37:59,520 --> 00:38:02,799
Speaker 2: terrorism on the Rise in US colin What You Need

709
00:38:02,920 --> 00:38:07,520
Speaker 2: to Know by Chuck Norris, January sixth, twenty twenty five.

710
00:38:09,160 --> 00:38:11,279
Speaker 2: Like that's that's what he was doing in the last

711
00:38:11,440 --> 00:38:13,120
Speaker 2: year of his life. That makes sense.

712
00:38:13,160 --> 00:38:15,719
Speaker 1: I mean, this is perfect propaganda to try and get

713
00:38:15,760 --> 00:38:18,719
Speaker 1: people on board with Trump's immigration policies. So if Chuck

714
00:38:18,800 --> 00:38:22,240
Speaker 1: Norris is preaching to an army of Walker Texas Ranger fans,

715
00:38:22,360 --> 00:38:25,880
Speaker 1: or like Walker Texas Rangers said, jihadi terrorism on Rise,

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00:38:26,040 --> 00:38:27,040
Speaker 1: good things Trump.

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00:38:26,880 --> 00:38:31,400
Speaker 2: Here, scientists and doctors on COVID jab colin, Americans deserve

718
00:38:31,520 --> 00:38:35,880
Speaker 2: to know the truth. Exclusive Chuck Norris. The latest coverage

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00:38:35,920 --> 00:38:41,440
Speaker 2: of side effects suspicious claims by government Chuck Norris, May twentieth,

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Speaker 2: twenty twenty four.

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Speaker 3: Jesus, Chuck, I feel like this is like, you know

722
00:38:47,280 --> 00:38:49,239
Speaker 3: how like you do your best work by the like

723
00:38:49,360 --> 00:38:53,719
Speaker 3: mathematicians will like solve the fucking crazy SS theorems by

724
00:38:53,760 --> 00:38:54,839
Speaker 3: like the age of twenty three.

725
00:38:55,360 --> 00:38:57,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is what happens because you just let.

726
00:38:57,600 --> 00:38:58,400
Speaker 3: Them keep going.

727
00:38:58,800 --> 00:39:04,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what icons episode which you may or may

728
00:39:04,320 --> 00:39:07,560
Speaker 2: not be appearing on soon. Uh that like a lot

729
00:39:07,680 --> 00:39:12,000
Speaker 2: of these people will like Einstein like had this thing

730
00:39:12,040 --> 00:39:13,840
Speaker 2: called his Magical Year, I think when he was like

731
00:39:13,960 --> 00:39:16,600
Speaker 2: twenty eight years old and like just put out all

732
00:39:16,640 --> 00:39:19,600
Speaker 2: the ideas that like his later findings would be built

733
00:39:19,680 --> 00:39:23,360
Speaker 2: on like in one summer. But then like later on

734
00:39:24,200 --> 00:39:28,680
Speaker 2: he was like very wrong about quantum theory because it

735
00:39:28,880 --> 00:39:31,879
Speaker 2: was like it kind of clashed with like what those

736
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:35,160
Speaker 2: ideas were. It's like, we do the thing that we're

737
00:39:35,239 --> 00:39:38,920
Speaker 2: known for, and then it's just this like long just

738
00:39:39,239 --> 00:39:43,160
Speaker 2: uh you know, drift of course in one direction.

739
00:39:43,640 --> 00:39:46,520
Speaker 3: This is like why comedians and their specials, like their

740
00:39:46,560 --> 00:39:48,960
Speaker 3: first special is the most amazing thing you'll ever.

741
00:39:48,880 --> 00:39:51,960
Speaker 2: See from them, right right, yeah, just put it.

742
00:39:52,120 --> 00:39:53,520
Speaker 3: They spent so long working on it.

743
00:39:53,719 --> 00:39:53,919
Speaker 2: Yeah.

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00:39:54,040 --> 00:39:56,840
Speaker 1: I was just reading a book, this personal life little

745
00:39:56,920 --> 00:39:59,800
Speaker 1: tab on Wikipedia. So he had a he married like

746
00:39:59,840 --> 00:40:03,040
Speaker 1: his high school sweetheart, and then then he married another

747
00:40:03,040 --> 00:40:05,960
Speaker 1: one said. Norris married Gina Kelly, a model twenty three

748
00:40:06,040 --> 00:40:08,239
Speaker 1: years his junior, in November of ninety eight. They met

749
00:40:08,280 --> 00:40:10,520
Speaker 1: in ninety seven while Norris was on a date with

750
00:40:10,600 --> 00:40:18,399
Speaker 1: another woman. Wow, as a player just distracted Norris meme

751
00:40:18,520 --> 00:40:21,520
Speaker 1: now where he's like, oh okay, hey, this is hey,

752
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Speaker 1: I fear.

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00:40:23,360 --> 00:40:26,000
Speaker 2: We also have this one from his run as a

754
00:40:26,120 --> 00:40:31,400
Speaker 2: columnist for World Net Daily, Chuck Norris on robot bees,

755
00:40:31,600 --> 00:40:37,120
Speaker 2: Colin be afraid? Fuck? Does that even warran against tiny

756
00:40:37,239 --> 00:40:40,000
Speaker 2: bots to pollinate genetically engineered crops.

757
00:40:40,960 --> 00:40:44,399
Speaker 4: This is let's just read his words, Chuck, He said.

758
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Speaker 2: Quote.

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00:40:44,880 --> 00:40:48,160
Speaker 1: Last week, I discussed a movement now afoot one that

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00:40:48,360 --> 00:40:50,600
Speaker 1: my wife Gina and I support, calling for the band

761
00:40:50,640 --> 00:40:55,880
Speaker 1: of certain agricultural insecticides known as neo nicktenoids. That scientific

762
00:40:55,920 --> 00:40:58,880
Speaker 1: blah blah blah blah blah or is it part moving forward?

763
00:40:58,920 --> 00:41:00,839
Speaker 1: It seems like the petrochemical industry and at least one

764
00:41:00,920 --> 00:41:03,160
Speaker 1: retail giant have a different direction of mind. If these

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Speaker 1: two have their word being soon over a crop near

766
00:41:05,200 --> 00:41:07,360
Speaker 1: you will be an army of bees that are bots.

767
00:41:08,080 --> 00:41:09,799
Speaker 3: This is what happens to your brain when you get

768
00:41:09,880 --> 00:41:12,239
Speaker 3: hit by Bruce Lee too hard. That's all saying.

769
00:41:14,800 --> 00:41:18,799
Speaker 2: Bruce Lee hit people so hard, like lost right way

770
00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:20,120
Speaker 2: four decades later.

771
00:41:21,080 --> 00:41:23,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know how you had that like that like

772
00:41:23,440 --> 00:41:27,319
Speaker 3: hit where he would be like an inch away from people. Yeah,

773
00:41:28,239 --> 00:41:30,600
Speaker 3: it's two inch punch forty year delay.

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00:41:32,320 --> 00:41:34,200
Speaker 1: I think it's funny too, because actually the thing that

775
00:41:34,280 --> 00:41:36,359
Speaker 1: he's talking about, he's like, why don't you lay off

776
00:41:36,400 --> 00:41:39,800
Speaker 1: the fucking pesticides rather than trying to invent a robot?

777
00:41:39,920 --> 00:41:43,040
Speaker 4: B So you know what, Chuck Norris, a broken racist

778
00:41:43,200 --> 00:41:43,520
Speaker 4: is right?

779
00:41:43,760 --> 00:41:47,400
Speaker 2: Once anop ed, let's actually dig into this GEHATI terrorism

780
00:41:47,480 --> 00:41:50,440
Speaker 2: on the rise in the US things there, that's what

781
00:41:50,560 --> 00:41:50,920
Speaker 2: you got me.

782
00:41:55,400 --> 00:41:57,879
Speaker 1: Yeah, because He's like, instead of trying to replicate a bee,

783
00:41:57,960 --> 00:42:00,879
Speaker 1: a miraculous creation of nature, the agriculture food industry should

784
00:42:00,880 --> 00:42:03,160
Speaker 1: commit to doing a better job of safeguarding though.

785
00:42:03,400 --> 00:42:05,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, all right, Now here's his other one. So

786
00:42:06,400 --> 00:42:09,480
Speaker 4: why missgonated children are weakening the United States?

787
00:42:09,600 --> 00:42:09,920
Speaker 2: Up there?

788
00:42:10,320 --> 00:42:16,320
Speaker 4: He said, miss children, miss amusing a great dated Oh.

789
00:42:19,520 --> 00:42:22,040
Speaker 2: I made that up. I made that, Okay, I was like,

790
00:42:22,320 --> 00:42:26,640
Speaker 2: but it could be I know exactly. Look, he contained

791
00:42:26,760 --> 00:42:30,320
Speaker 2: multitudes who knew Chuck Norris. People were out here just

792
00:42:30,400 --> 00:42:33,200
Speaker 2: being like, you see what Chuck said? Yeah, right, I

793
00:42:33,320 --> 00:42:36,200
Speaker 2: think you better read this column by Chuck Norris.

794
00:42:36,600 --> 00:42:37,920
Speaker 4: There is a video if you want to see it.

795
00:42:37,920 --> 00:42:40,480
Speaker 1: There's just one called Walker, Texas Ranger being hilarious for

796
00:42:40,640 --> 00:42:41,960
Speaker 1: fifteen minutes straight.

797
00:42:42,280 --> 00:42:44,960
Speaker 2: So you can condense all the dumb shit into one

798
00:42:45,080 --> 00:42:52,400
Speaker 2: clip and say it's right wing. They weren't afraid to

799
00:42:52,480 --> 00:42:54,279
Speaker 2: kill a kid. I'll tell you what. I'll tell you that.

800
00:42:54,840 --> 00:42:58,719
Speaker 2: You know, I say, like it's a good thing. All right,

801
00:42:58,880 --> 00:43:01,600
Speaker 2: Let's take a quick break and we'll come back and

802
00:43:01,719 --> 00:43:05,040
Speaker 2: talk about justin Timberlake and Project Hail Mary and the

803
00:43:05,120 --> 00:43:18,359
Speaker 2: Wu Tang Clan. We'll be right back, and we're back

804
00:43:18,719 --> 00:43:23,359
Speaker 2: we're making this a Trump free Tuesday. Yeah, yeah, let's

805
00:43:23,400 --> 00:43:25,640
Speaker 2: do it. There's enough shit going on we need.

806
00:43:25,800 --> 00:43:26,000
Speaker 8: Yeah.

807
00:43:27,440 --> 00:43:30,800
Speaker 2: We got a video of justin Timberlakes. Do you I arrest?

808
00:43:32,960 --> 00:43:33,160
Speaker 3: Yeah?

809
00:43:33,600 --> 00:43:34,600
Speaker 2: How are you feeling? Guys?

810
00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:36,960
Speaker 1: I mean, look, this guy's been in a state of

811
00:43:37,040 --> 00:43:39,600
Speaker 1: decline with his music and career. I feel like, like

812
00:43:39,760 --> 00:43:43,319
Speaker 1: the Man in the Woods album or whenever that thing

813
00:43:43,600 --> 00:43:45,719
Speaker 1: that really sealed it, I was like, oh, yeah, you've

814
00:43:45,760 --> 00:43:47,680
Speaker 1: totally lost your fucking way, and you're trying to be

815
00:43:47,800 --> 00:43:50,319
Speaker 1: like Carhart, Country Bumpkin or some shit.

816
00:43:50,440 --> 00:43:50,560
Speaker 5: Now.

817
00:43:51,680 --> 00:43:54,920
Speaker 3: But yeah, this is what happens when you don't vaccinate

818
00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:55,480
Speaker 3: your kids.

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00:43:57,080 --> 00:44:00,720
Speaker 1: No, Jessica Bial believes in a vaccine choice for parents.

820
00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:03,359
Speaker 1: She was really trying to be like, I'm not gonna

821
00:44:03,400 --> 00:44:05,919
Speaker 1: come out and say it. I'm just saying it's chill

822
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:08,720
Speaker 1: if you don't, okay, and if you if.

823
00:44:08,640 --> 00:44:10,920
Speaker 3: You don't, you'll end up in seven in heaven.

824
00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:16,840
Speaker 9: When I see your coffin faces looking back at me me,

825
00:44:17,320 --> 00:44:22,000
Speaker 9: you're in heaven. Should have gave my immunal compromise baby

826
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Speaker 9: a vaccine.

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Speaker 2: Where will you go? Anyway? I love that song.

828
00:44:26,880 --> 00:44:27,719
Speaker 3: That was so good.

829
00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:28,640
Speaker 2: That was great.

830
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Speaker 1: I watched that show way too much. But so in

831
00:44:30,680 --> 00:44:33,640
Speaker 1: twenty twenty four, he got arrested for drunk driving. Sorry,

832
00:44:35,680 --> 00:44:38,080
Speaker 1: and the body cam footage just came out.

833
00:44:38,400 --> 00:44:41,640
Speaker 2: And j T is fuck yeah in this video.

834
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Speaker 1: At the time, we knew it was a DUI case

835
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Speaker 1: and the details of the interaction were pretty scant.

836
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Speaker 4: The only thing we knew was what polav.

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Speaker 2: We had one quote and it was, man, was he

838
00:44:54,400 --> 00:44:57,440
Speaker 2: gonna ruin the tour? He's gonna ruin the tour. You're

839
00:44:57,440 --> 00:44:58,359
Speaker 2: gonna ruin the tour?

840
00:44:58,800 --> 00:45:02,759
Speaker 1: But now after seeing the video, I doubt he was

841
00:45:02,800 --> 00:45:05,759
Speaker 1: even able to articulate those words because he can't even

842
00:45:05,960 --> 00:45:10,239
Speaker 1: explain what a world tour is at the beginning of this. So, uh,

843
00:45:10,520 --> 00:45:14,319
Speaker 1: this is a cop being even confused who justin Timberlake

844
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Speaker 1: is When he first pulls.

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Speaker 2: Up on him, you're veering off to the left and

846
00:45:18,640 --> 00:45:21,600
Speaker 2: then you're not stopping at the stop signs. Yeah, sorry

847
00:45:21,640 --> 00:45:24,200
Speaker 2: about that. It's the rental. Okay, how long you're renting

848
00:45:24,239 --> 00:45:27,520
Speaker 2: it for? Just for a couple of days? What do

849
00:45:27,600 --> 00:45:28,279
Speaker 2: you visit him?

850
00:45:29,520 --> 00:45:30,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm on tour.

851
00:45:31,239 --> 00:45:31,799
Speaker 2: What are you doing?

852
00:45:33,160 --> 00:45:34,200
Speaker 3: I'm on the world tour.

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00:45:34,400 --> 00:45:35,359
Speaker 2: I'm on a world tour?

854
00:45:35,920 --> 00:45:37,480
Speaker 3: What a world tour?

855
00:45:37,719 --> 00:45:43,640
Speaker 2: Doing? What I mean, he's just like, what do you

856
00:45:43,880 --> 00:45:48,320
Speaker 2: mean doing? What do you does? He just like gestures

857
00:45:48,360 --> 00:45:48,879
Speaker 2: at his face.

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00:45:49,160 --> 00:45:51,920
Speaker 1: He's like, this is but this is where he ends

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00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:53,840
Speaker 1: up having to be like, I'm justin tim because he

860
00:45:53,840 --> 00:45:55,879
Speaker 1: can't even be like, all right, what's a world tour?

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00:45:56,160 --> 00:45:58,480
Speaker 1: Here he goes trying to explain. I mean, it's like

862
00:45:58,520 --> 00:46:00,920
Speaker 1: where your music act and you go to different locations

863
00:46:00,960 --> 00:46:02,680
Speaker 1: in the world like on a tour. But here he

864
00:46:02,800 --> 00:46:04,640
Speaker 1: is trying to explain a world tour to this cop.

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Speaker 3: Oh hard to explain.

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00:46:06,400 --> 00:46:14,640
Speaker 2: It's not very very straightforward. Uh huh oh no, buddy,

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Speaker 2: justin Timberlake.

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Speaker 7: Justin Timberlake, clear of five things were you that? I

869
00:46:26,440 --> 00:46:30,040
Speaker 7: love this cops response, and then like.

870
00:46:30,680 --> 00:46:33,920
Speaker 3: Like they're like put Britney Spears under a conservatorship and

871
00:46:34,120 --> 00:46:37,480
Speaker 3: like this like it's so it's.

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00:46:37,400 --> 00:46:41,160
Speaker 1: So sexis I mean, look look at justin Timberlake. Has

873
00:46:41,680 --> 00:46:44,320
Speaker 1: he's been He's been skirting that ship since the beginning,

874
00:46:44,360 --> 00:46:46,920
Speaker 1: whether it was the ship with Brittany, the ship with Janet.

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00:46:47,480 --> 00:46:50,120
Speaker 1: I mean, this is just it's culminating with this and

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00:46:50,239 --> 00:46:53,000
Speaker 1: he goes, look o, sir, just a Timberlake and the

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00:46:53,120 --> 00:46:57,440
Speaker 1: cops like the what what's what's your name justin Timberlake.

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00:46:57,680 --> 00:47:00,000
Speaker 2: You are justin Timberlake. Yeah, you have a license?

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00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:02,839
Speaker 3: Sweet together on side.

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Speaker 2: Now he's doing the sobriety test before we continue. Okay.

881
00:47:06,840 --> 00:47:08,680
Speaker 1: Later on it gets to a point where he's like,

882
00:47:09,200 --> 00:47:13,560
Speaker 1: like he's fucking up so bad the test. He's like, guys, guys, guys,

883
00:47:13,640 --> 00:47:17,600
Speaker 1: come on, because like it's up fucked up that they're

884
00:47:17,640 --> 00:47:19,480
Speaker 1: making him walk in a straight line. He's like, it

885
00:47:19,640 --> 00:47:21,640
Speaker 1: was I'm not against you, guys.

886
00:47:21,760 --> 00:47:24,359
Speaker 3: I really expected him to do the Reno nine one

887
00:47:24,440 --> 00:47:26,600
Speaker 3: one like where he like can't walk in a straight line.

888
00:47:26,640 --> 00:47:26,879
Speaker 3: But then.

889
00:47:28,760 --> 00:47:32,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I was doing bye bye bye, officer.

890
00:47:32,719 --> 00:47:34,960
Speaker 1: That's what I thought you wanted to do. Okay, I'll

891
00:47:35,040 --> 00:47:36,200
Speaker 1: do your little test now.

892
00:47:36,760 --> 00:47:39,279
Speaker 3: Uh. He goes on to try and comes out and

893
00:47:39,440 --> 00:47:40,480
Speaker 3: drives the car for him.

894
00:47:42,400 --> 00:47:48,399
Speaker 2: He doesn't do the bredalyzer. Nah yeah under the rest

895
00:47:48,440 --> 00:47:51,560
Speaker 2: for suspecially dragging mound coals, kidd, that's what I would

896
00:47:51,560 --> 00:47:54,160
Speaker 2: do with the fun round guys.

897
00:47:55,040 --> 00:47:59,120
Speaker 3: Man, like, I'm just calling my friends home.

898
00:47:59,840 --> 00:48:04,719
Speaker 10: I like that.

899
00:48:04,840 --> 00:48:07,719
Speaker 4: He really just like, look, I was drunk following my

900
00:48:07,880 --> 00:48:08,520
Speaker 4: friends home.

901
00:48:09,360 --> 00:48:13,920
Speaker 2: That's they're even drunker than me. Yeah, let's go get them. Well,

902
00:48:14,600 --> 00:48:16,520
Speaker 2: the woman in the car.

903
00:48:16,600 --> 00:48:18,759
Speaker 3: Who comes up after that, I'm sure we're going to

904
00:48:18,800 --> 00:48:22,200
Speaker 3: talk about like they send her, They're like, you drive

905
00:48:22,280 --> 00:48:24,960
Speaker 3: his car home? Why the fuck did she not drive

906
00:48:25,120 --> 00:48:27,719
Speaker 3: the car if she was sober enough to drive, Like

907
00:48:27,920 --> 00:48:30,520
Speaker 3: literally all they had to do was switch seats before have.

908
00:48:30,600 --> 00:48:34,120
Speaker 2: You been and like around somebody who's like, oh no,

909
00:48:34,200 --> 00:48:35,600
Speaker 2: I'm good to drive and you have.

910
00:48:35,640 --> 00:48:42,080
Speaker 3: To get their keys. I am relieved to see he's

911
00:48:42,120 --> 00:48:46,400
Speaker 3: not an angry drunk. I like expect that, like lit,

912
00:48:47,680 --> 00:48:50,479
Speaker 3: so he's just goofy, which is I think what makes

913
00:48:50,560 --> 00:48:51,479
Speaker 3: it less bad.

914
00:48:51,680 --> 00:48:54,480
Speaker 4: But yeah, either way, you can't be that fucked up

915
00:48:54,480 --> 00:48:55,360
Speaker 4: getting behind the wheel.

916
00:48:55,360 --> 00:48:56,440
Speaker 2: But yeah, he's not like you.

917
00:48:56,480 --> 00:49:01,480
Speaker 1: Don was like I'm timberly guys, that thing, uh that

918
00:49:01,600 --> 00:49:03,640
Speaker 1: woman you're talking about. Yeah, so he was drinking with

919
00:49:03,760 --> 00:49:06,560
Speaker 1: like a lady and her husband, and she tries to

920
00:49:06,600 --> 00:49:08,279
Speaker 1: save She comes in to try and save the day

921
00:49:08,320 --> 00:49:11,000
Speaker 1: and tries to pull the guys, you can't do that.

922
00:49:11,239 --> 00:49:13,279
Speaker 2: This is checked notes.

923
00:49:13,120 --> 00:49:17,920
Speaker 4: Jumps him temptorly. This is her pleading with the police.

924
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:20,000
Speaker 2: Is there anything we can do? Is there fucking anything

925
00:49:20,040 --> 00:49:20,400
Speaker 2: we can do?

926
00:49:20,600 --> 00:49:23,919
Speaker 4: Trying to pull the like high status white entertainer card.

927
00:49:24,760 --> 00:49:25,400
Speaker 2: They weren't having it.

928
00:49:26,040 --> 00:49:28,640
Speaker 3: I know my hair sucks here, but like I usually

929
00:49:28,719 --> 00:49:30,279
Speaker 3: look she just can't.

930
00:49:30,360 --> 00:49:33,680
Speaker 4: She starts off with my hair sucks and I usually

931
00:49:33,840 --> 00:49:34,279
Speaker 4: look good.

932
00:49:34,760 --> 00:49:37,120
Speaker 10: Wow, I know my hair sucks hare, but like I

933
00:49:37,400 --> 00:49:41,359
Speaker 10: usually look at Thank god, this person's here to save Justine.

934
00:49:42,760 --> 00:49:45,480
Speaker 4: I'm saying, I know my hair sucks, usually it looks good.

935
00:49:46,040 --> 00:49:47,279
Speaker 4: Can is there anyway out of this?

936
00:49:47,440 --> 00:49:51,000
Speaker 3: Meanwhile, somewhere Timpland's like, this is the only thing I

937
00:49:51,080 --> 00:49:53,360
Speaker 3: did not produce of justin Timberlin.

938
00:49:53,680 --> 00:49:55,120
Speaker 2: Right, not this part.

939
00:49:56,120 --> 00:49:58,080
Speaker 4: This is where she's informed he is being arrested.

940
00:50:00,520 --> 00:50:02,640
Speaker 2: No, why no, he's not.

941
00:50:04,320 --> 00:50:06,600
Speaker 4: Stop it, no way, no way, don't say it.

942
00:50:09,160 --> 00:50:11,359
Speaker 2: So obviously had some drinks too.

943
00:50:11,520 --> 00:50:13,600
Speaker 3: I don't see your perfectly fine.

944
00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:15,240
Speaker 2: Your speechies a slur.

945
00:50:15,880 --> 00:50:18,800
Speaker 3: If you stop it.

946
00:50:19,040 --> 00:50:22,360
Speaker 2: She definitely seems drunk to me. She started up being like,

947
00:50:23,440 --> 00:50:25,840
Speaker 2: my hair, let's say, ship, do look better than this?

948
00:50:29,480 --> 00:50:29,919
Speaker 2: Look good?

949
00:50:31,480 --> 00:50:31,840
Speaker 3: Crazy?

950
00:50:32,719 --> 00:50:37,600
Speaker 2: She talks about stop it, stop it, stop it?

951
00:50:37,800 --> 00:50:38,520
Speaker 9: Just Mber.

952
00:50:40,120 --> 00:50:44,399
Speaker 3: You flirting with men? We do anything, stop it, I'll

953
00:50:44,440 --> 00:50:44,960
Speaker 3: do anything.

954
00:50:45,160 --> 00:50:47,640
Speaker 2: No, it's I mean, it's what it So?

955
00:50:47,760 --> 00:50:49,359
Speaker 3: You can't like put him in jail.

956
00:50:50,520 --> 00:50:54,200
Speaker 2: You totally can't. I can't take him home for the morning.

957
00:50:54,680 --> 00:50:57,440
Speaker 2: There has to be a moment of talking, there has

958
00:50:57,520 --> 00:50:58,800
Speaker 2: to be talking.

959
00:50:58,920 --> 00:51:00,799
Speaker 4: Yeah, She's like, can I talk to him really quick?

960
00:51:00,880 --> 00:51:04,640
Speaker 1: And then she's like, was like, you got guys fans well,

961
00:51:04,680 --> 00:51:06,680
Speaker 1: because she was trying to give him his phone and

962
00:51:06,800 --> 00:51:08,440
Speaker 1: chat with him in the back of the cop car.

963
00:51:08,560 --> 00:51:10,560
Speaker 2: That was like another part she was trying to plead with.

964
00:51:10,800 --> 00:51:12,359
Speaker 3: But then this is also trying to talk her way

965
00:51:12,360 --> 00:51:12,680
Speaker 3: out of it.

966
00:51:13,239 --> 00:51:15,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, she tried, I have his phone.

967
00:51:16,800 --> 00:51:19,200
Speaker 3: Can you guys please just do me a favor because

968
00:51:19,239 --> 00:51:21,920
Speaker 3: you loved Bye Bye Bye. You're on sexy Back, like,

969
00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:24,080
Speaker 3: do me one favor. Let me ask him if he

970
00:51:24,120 --> 00:51:24,840
Speaker 3: wants me to give it.

971
00:51:25,360 --> 00:51:28,120
Speaker 2: Can you top right there? Head? Then this is from Brian.

972
00:51:28,400 --> 00:51:30,000
Speaker 2: What if he had said, you may hate me, but

973
00:51:30,120 --> 00:51:32,440
Speaker 2: it ain't no lie. He's got a d u I

974
00:51:32,760 --> 00:51:39,000
Speaker 2: I shout out to you. Look man, you may hate me,

975
00:51:39,480 --> 00:51:42,719
Speaker 2: but it ain't no lie, do you I? I Oh,

976
00:51:42,880 --> 00:51:46,000
Speaker 2: they start doing a dance together bybe go on, ain't

977
00:51:46,160 --> 00:51:46,800
Speaker 2: just crying?

978
00:51:48,640 --> 00:51:51,839
Speaker 3: Just like the worst blunt rotation ever cop Oh yeah,

979
00:51:52,320 --> 00:51:54,560
Speaker 3: drunk justin Timberlake and whoever that lady.

980
00:51:54,480 --> 00:51:57,200
Speaker 1: And that lady being like, guys do affairs because your

981
00:51:57,239 --> 00:51:59,719
Speaker 1: fans Bye bye byers Sexy Back and the cops like,

982
00:52:00,320 --> 00:52:02,279
Speaker 1: hold on, wait, this is the guy who did sexy back.

983
00:52:02,600 --> 00:52:03,959
Speaker 2: Oh shit, Oh.

984
00:52:05,440 --> 00:52:08,040
Speaker 3: Sorry, if you had better hair, we would have talked

985
00:52:08,040 --> 00:52:08,160
Speaker 3: to you.

986
00:52:11,600 --> 00:52:14,040
Speaker 4: It all hinges on your hair, but your freaking mess.

987
00:52:14,120 --> 00:52:19,719
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, very very bad bad. I love the strategy

988
00:52:19,800 --> 00:52:24,240
Speaker 2: of her just being like, guys, come on, it's because they're.

989
00:52:24,120 --> 00:52:29,759
Speaker 3: So honestly, yeah, the escalation of like, like white women,

990
00:52:29,960 --> 00:52:32,680
Speaker 3: they're like, they tell you what you can and can't do.

991
00:52:32,800 --> 00:52:36,320
Speaker 3: Can you imagine saying stop it to a cop and

992
00:52:36,480 --> 00:52:41,120
Speaker 3: like's not you're being so insane right now.

993
00:52:42,040 --> 00:52:45,960
Speaker 2: You're insane? Insane? Oh my god, here are you?

994
00:52:46,560 --> 00:52:47,960
Speaker 3: Who are go to the bathroom?

995
00:52:48,480 --> 00:52:51,920
Speaker 2: Yeah? Who even right now that they were then like

996
00:52:52,360 --> 00:52:54,920
Speaker 2: you though, ma'am, you are not drunk and you can

997
00:52:55,040 --> 00:52:59,080
Speaker 2: drive home, Like cops. Cops are just never good at

998
00:52:59,120 --> 00:53:01,680
Speaker 2: their jobs. They just don't, like, we don't want to

999
00:53:01,760 --> 00:53:04,759
Speaker 2: deal with the car. It's impossible for them to like

1000
00:53:05,360 --> 00:53:09,000
Speaker 2: address the situation and actually make it better. We'll send

1001
00:53:09,080 --> 00:53:12,400
Speaker 2: this other drunk person driving out wild car. They did

1002
00:53:12,440 --> 00:53:13,440
Speaker 2: the bear frantically.

1003
00:53:13,880 --> 00:53:17,200
Speaker 1: They did the bare minimum of identifying that justin Turmberlake

1004
00:53:17,480 --> 00:53:20,120
Speaker 1: was indeed drunk, So at least they they got that

1005
00:53:20,320 --> 00:53:21,240
Speaker 1: part right there.

1006
00:53:21,520 --> 00:53:24,359
Speaker 3: That he just wanted to spend time with him after

1007
00:53:24,440 --> 00:53:25,640
Speaker 3: they figured out who he was.

1008
00:53:26,280 --> 00:53:27,880
Speaker 1: And I think one of the guys that I remember

1009
00:53:27,880 --> 00:53:29,759
Speaker 1: at the time was like he was like a young cop,

1010
00:53:30,040 --> 00:53:30,480
Speaker 1: really young.

1011
00:53:30,560 --> 00:53:31,600
Speaker 3: He didn't recognize them.

1012
00:53:31,719 --> 00:53:33,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was just like I don't give a fuck, which,

1013
00:53:33,400 --> 00:53:35,440
Speaker 2: like that's the worst thing. Like that had to have

1014
00:53:35,560 --> 00:53:37,880
Speaker 2: hurt justin the most right, if it had been an

1015
00:53:37,920 --> 00:53:40,880
Speaker 2: old cop who had just been like, yeah, maybe my

1016
00:53:41,120 --> 00:53:44,400
Speaker 2: daughter knows, but I'm not familiar. But the fact that

1017
00:53:44,480 --> 00:53:46,640
Speaker 2: this person was too young to give a fuck about

1018
00:53:46,719 --> 00:53:48,400
Speaker 2: him is kind of embarrassing.

1019
00:53:48,480 --> 00:53:52,759
Speaker 3: That's can you imagine someone being like, but the sexy back,

1020
00:53:53,120 --> 00:53:54,880
Speaker 3: you know, and like, you have no idea what the

1021
00:53:54,960 --> 00:53:56,080
Speaker 3: fuck they're talking.

1022
00:53:57,520 --> 00:54:04,000
Speaker 10: Sexy back sex. No, put your hands behind your fucking back, idiot,

1023
00:54:04,080 --> 00:54:06,640
Speaker 10: That's what I said. We put your hands behind that

1024
00:54:06,719 --> 00:54:12,080
Speaker 10: sexy back then, sir, they don't know how to take

1025
00:54:12,160 --> 00:54:12,840
Speaker 10: me to the brig.

1026
00:54:13,680 --> 00:54:16,360
Speaker 2: Wasn't There also a part where he was like looking

1027
00:54:16,440 --> 00:54:18,800
Speaker 2: at how they filled out his arrest report and it

1028
00:54:18,880 --> 00:54:22,200
Speaker 2: said white and he was like white, just kidding.

1029
00:54:22,400 --> 00:54:25,160
Speaker 3: No, that par was fun, that was good timing.

1030
00:54:25,520 --> 00:54:28,319
Speaker 2: That was kind of fun. And the guy's like, all right,

1031
00:54:28,400 --> 00:54:29,920
Speaker 2: you know what you kind of cooked with that one.

1032
00:54:30,120 --> 00:54:32,560
Speaker 2: Good one. Anyways, you're still under Hey you.

1033
00:54:32,640 --> 00:54:34,200
Speaker 1: Good to get on a lime scooter out of here

1034
00:54:34,239 --> 00:54:40,000
Speaker 1: back home. The hills pretty steep going down, so be careful, man,

1035
00:54:40,040 --> 00:54:43,960
Speaker 1: you got a helmet. Such a pleasure having you as

1036
00:54:43,960 --> 00:54:47,720
Speaker 1: always on the podcast Where Can People Find You? Follow

1037
00:54:47,800 --> 00:54:48,840
Speaker 1: you all that good stuff.

1038
00:54:49,800 --> 00:54:52,480
Speaker 3: I am at Paula Beganal and p A L L

1039
00:54:52,600 --> 00:54:55,799
Speaker 3: A V I g U and A L A N Everywhere,

1040
00:54:56,840 --> 00:55:01,800
Speaker 3: And I have two shows, Second Screens Comedy and Facial Recognition.

1041
00:55:01,960 --> 00:55:02,320
Speaker 2: Comedy.

1042
00:55:02,640 --> 00:55:06,160
Speaker 3: Facial Recognition is doing crossover with the Laugh Factory April ninth.

1043
00:55:07,120 --> 00:55:09,000
Speaker 3: It's I don't even know if it's been announced, but

1044
00:55:09,560 --> 00:55:12,440
Speaker 3: here yeah you're yeah, heart, let's do it. And then

1045
00:55:12,680 --> 00:55:15,920
Speaker 3: April twenty fifth, the Second screens at the Allegian, and

1046
00:55:16,080 --> 00:55:18,560
Speaker 3: I'm going to be in Arizona with Mohammad el Shaky

1047
00:55:18,600 --> 00:55:20,400
Speaker 3: if I don't get stuck at the airport, and then

1048
00:55:20,400 --> 00:55:22,600
Speaker 3: I'm going to be in Texas with him as well

1049
00:55:23,400 --> 00:55:31,520
Speaker 3: this upcoming week weekend. I believe Plano and Austin Capsidy

1050
00:55:31,640 --> 00:55:33,160
Speaker 3: nice okay, yeah.

1051
00:55:33,360 --> 00:55:37,640
Speaker 1: Nice, get out, get out there, check out the partner.

1052
00:55:38,520 --> 00:55:40,400
Speaker 1: Is there a work of oh wait, work of media?

1053
00:55:40,520 --> 00:55:42,040
Speaker 3: I just saw a tweet that I think you guys

1054
00:55:42,080 --> 00:55:46,480
Speaker 3: will appreciate. It's at ex Cowboy genius X and it

1055
00:55:46,600 --> 00:55:49,200
Speaker 3: says I was a security guard who yelled at the child.

1056
00:55:49,320 --> 00:55:51,840
Speaker 3: I acted of my own accord. My name is Timothy Shalomey,

1057
00:55:51,920 --> 00:55:54,200
Speaker 3: and in my defense, I thought that kid was a ballerina.

1058
00:55:58,200 --> 00:56:02,360
Speaker 2: So, Miles, where can people find you as their working media?

1059
00:56:02,440 --> 00:56:03,360
Speaker 2: You've been enjoying?

1060
00:56:04,160 --> 00:56:04,239
Speaker 10: Well?

1061
00:56:04,400 --> 00:56:05,040
Speaker 2: I got a couple.

1062
00:56:05,160 --> 00:56:09,400
Speaker 1: First is actually from a listener Exeit Gang at pencilicious

1063
00:56:09,880 --> 00:56:12,040
Speaker 1: dot Bescott as social posted after listening to Miles. He

1064
00:56:12,120 --> 00:56:15,359
Speaker 1: described his grandfather's habit of sign huh after breaking wind.

1065
00:56:15,440 --> 00:56:17,680
Speaker 1: I trained my five year old daughter to do that.

1066
00:56:18,160 --> 00:56:21,160
Speaker 1: It's hilarious and adorable and my wife may divorce me

1067
00:56:21,280 --> 00:56:24,160
Speaker 1: because of it. Then updated, my daughter has betrayed me

1068
00:56:24,280 --> 00:56:27,040
Speaker 1: after my wife offered her chocolate to stop, but I

1069
00:56:27,120 --> 00:56:29,520
Speaker 1: said it. Look, Pandora's box has only been has already

1070
00:56:29,560 --> 00:56:32,360
Speaker 1: been opened, and once you start huh, you can't stop

1071
00:56:33,239 --> 00:56:33,839
Speaker 1: another thing.

1072
00:56:34,520 --> 00:56:34,640
Speaker 3: Uh.

1073
00:56:34,960 --> 00:56:37,600
Speaker 1: Just there was just so many stupid or just you know,

1074
00:56:37,760 --> 00:56:41,920
Speaker 1: funny people posting about like like how useless ice agents

1075
00:56:41,960 --> 00:56:46,560
Speaker 1: are at like airports. One was from at Emily P. Frank,

1076
00:56:46,680 --> 00:56:48,920
Speaker 1: who just posted a video of a dude like standing

1077
00:56:48,960 --> 00:56:51,360
Speaker 1: in front of like a subway pretending to move the

1078
00:56:51,480 --> 00:56:53,560
Speaker 1: subway and open and close the doors, and it says

1079
00:56:53,840 --> 00:56:57,040
Speaker 1: ICE agents helping TSA at airports across the country this morning,

1080
00:56:57,480 --> 00:57:00,480
Speaker 1: like truly be like being like, all right, I'm stopping

1081
00:57:00,560 --> 00:57:07,280
Speaker 1: this train. I'm opening the door, let the people get.

1082
00:57:07,200 --> 00:57:12,560
Speaker 2: In, closes it manually and then sends it on its way.

1083
00:57:17,520 --> 00:57:20,760
Speaker 1: And also just a reminder, they're all unmasked, so for people,

1084
00:57:20,880 --> 00:57:22,800
Speaker 1: you know, they're like so many people been like, oh wow,

1085
00:57:22,880 --> 00:57:24,600
Speaker 1: look at all these dipshits without their masks on.

1086
00:57:25,640 --> 00:57:30,120
Speaker 2: Flick it up, workimedia. I've been enjoying. Mitch gold Ditch

1087
00:57:31,400 --> 00:57:36,080
Speaker 2: tweeted a picture of the first round matchup between Arizona

1088
00:57:36,200 --> 00:57:38,400
Speaker 2: and Long Island and the n C DOUAA tournament and

1089
00:57:38,520 --> 00:57:40,360
Speaker 2: said the biggest game of the first round is on

1090
00:57:40,480 --> 00:57:44,840
Speaker 2: Friday when Long Island battles Arizona for iced tea supremacy

1091
00:57:45,320 --> 00:57:52,120
Speaker 2: and amazing call by uh I'm being Zona for me

1092
00:57:52,240 --> 00:57:54,760
Speaker 2: for the icedies, you know, yeah, yeah, for Long Island.

1093
00:57:54,800 --> 00:57:57,440
Speaker 2: I see it. Just wait, have do you ever drink those?

1094
00:57:57,440 --> 00:57:58,040
Speaker 2: When you were drinking?

1095
00:57:58,080 --> 00:58:01,400
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I couldn't even I was.

1096
00:58:01,440 --> 00:58:05,200
Speaker 2: Like, this is fucking garbage man. This is so vile.

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Speaker 2: That's why it should be named Long Island. It does

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Speaker 2: seem like a drink that was created by someone trying

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Speaker 2: to insult the city that they named it after, right

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Speaker 2: for sure? Or the region I guess the island. You

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Speaker 2: can find me on Twitter at Jack Underscore O Brian

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Speaker 2: on Blue Sky at Jack ob the number one on

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Speaker 2: Instagram Jack Underscore, Oh Underscore Brian. You can find us

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Speaker 2: on Twitter and Blue Sky at Daily'szeickeeist where at the

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Speaker 2: Daily Keist on Instagram you can go to the description

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Speaker 2: of this episode wherever you're listening to it, and they're

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Speaker 2: at the bottom you will find the foot note, which

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Speaker 2: where we link off to the information that we talked

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Speaker 2: about in today's episode. We also link off to a

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Speaker 2: song that we think you might enjoy. Miles, is there

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Speaker 2: a song that you think people might enjoy?

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Speaker 7: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah?

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Speaker 1: How about some rap from the UK? This is the

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Speaker 1: artist Beck's Blue b e x b l U and

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Speaker 1: the track is called slew deem l e w d

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Speaker 1: e M. It's a short track, but the lyrics and

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Speaker 1: the floor.

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Speaker 3: Wait, can I can I give a little a little?

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Speaker 3: My friend Neil Nanda who passed away. Rip had this

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Speaker 3: really brilliant joke that was about British rap, and it's

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Speaker 3: stuck in my head. It's like a vocal stem. He's like,

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Speaker 3: they're always like a bing ing ding ding ding ding.

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Speaker 3: If the joke he does it much better. That's some

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Speaker 3: time about your British rap. I'm like in a ding

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Speaker 3: ding ding and ding.

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Speaker 2: King a man up h rp to'neil uh all right.

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Speaker 2: The Daily Zeit Guys is a production of iHeart Radio.

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Speaker 2: favorite shows. That is gonna do it for us this morning.

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Speaker 2: We are back this afternoon to tell you what is

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Speaker 2: trending and we will talk to you all then, Bye

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Speaker 2: bye bye.

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Speaker 1: The Daily Zeit Guys is executive produced by Catherine Law,

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Speaker 1: co produced by Bae.

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