1 00:00:02,120 --> 00:00:12,840 Speaker 1: One of the Jubil Show. What has exploit one? Ladies 2 00:00:12,880 --> 00:00:18,880 Speaker 1: and Gentsice is the moment you've waited for. The Jewil 3 00:00:18,920 --> 00:00:21,200 Speaker 1: Show is here. Get your butt at the front door. 4 00:00:24,480 --> 00:00:28,440 Speaker 1: We are supervillains ready to overtake the world and we're 5 00:00:28,440 --> 00:00:32,280 Speaker 1: gonna do it in style. It's time for the best 6 00:00:32,360 --> 00:00:39,600 Speaker 1: radio you've heard in a while, The Jews Show, Double Show. 7 00:00:40,720 --> 00:00:45,159 Speaker 1: We've got to quarantine, the Judo Show. It's time for 8 00:00:45,920 --> 00:00:50,839 Speaker 1: condign I am so creeped out right now. Why is that? 9 00:00:51,320 --> 00:00:53,479 Speaker 1: It's the Jewel Show? Now, That's not why I'm creeped out. 10 00:00:53,520 --> 00:00:55,720 Speaker 1: Maybe should be confront because of that, but um, if 11 00:00:55,760 --> 00:00:58,960 Speaker 1: you if you aren't up to date, all of us 12 00:00:58,960 --> 00:01:03,080 Speaker 1: are at home in quarantine because somebody on the show 13 00:01:03,600 --> 00:01:07,479 Speaker 1: tested positive for COVID. So Alex and I are at 14 00:01:07,520 --> 00:01:09,440 Speaker 1: our house. I want to couch. She's on a chair 15 00:01:09,440 --> 00:01:11,760 Speaker 1: in a blanket right now. Very comfortable. Yeah. But the 16 00:01:11,760 --> 00:01:13,840 Speaker 1: reason that I feel creepy is because we're obviously having 17 00:01:13,880 --> 00:01:16,360 Speaker 1: to look at English having through a video screen and 18 00:01:17,840 --> 00:01:22,199 Speaker 1: he's literally underneath his covers with the blanket over his head, 19 00:01:23,120 --> 00:01:25,880 Speaker 1: scaring at us right now. And it's like he's up 20 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:27,800 Speaker 1: late talking to us like well, I don't want to 21 00:01:27,800 --> 00:01:29,560 Speaker 1: go to bed yet. I'll just you hang up, No, 22 00:01:29,680 --> 00:01:32,920 Speaker 1: you hang up? No, you think you on the video 23 00:01:32,959 --> 00:01:34,880 Speaker 1: camera I'm looking at it looks like a really crappy 24 00:01:34,959 --> 00:01:37,600 Speaker 1: version of the blair Witch Project. It really does, it does? 25 00:01:37,840 --> 00:01:40,160 Speaker 1: It does look like the blair Witch Yes. And if 26 00:01:40,160 --> 00:01:42,320 Speaker 1: you do that scene in the blair Witch Project where 27 00:01:42,319 --> 00:01:45,400 Speaker 1: she's scared and she's talking to the camera and like 28 00:01:45,480 --> 00:01:47,800 Speaker 1: there's like boogers in her nose, kind of ye think 29 00:01:47,800 --> 00:01:49,760 Speaker 1: because she's been crying. If you do that to me 30 00:01:49,800 --> 00:01:53,520 Speaker 1: on my puke, I was then okay, So we're under 31 00:01:53,560 --> 00:01:57,680 Speaker 1: quarantine until everybody's cleared to go back into the studio 32 00:01:58,000 --> 00:02:00,120 Speaker 1: because somebody on the show got the COVID and we 33 00:02:00,160 --> 00:02:02,240 Speaker 1: can't say who it is because of those hippie laws. 34 00:02:02,360 --> 00:02:05,680 Speaker 1: Why are you underneath your covers though, like a teenage 35 00:02:05,680 --> 00:02:07,200 Speaker 1: girl who doesn't want to get off the phone with 36 00:02:07,240 --> 00:02:11,840 Speaker 1: her boyfriend, she's not supposed to talking. I'm actually I'm 37 00:02:11,919 --> 00:02:15,080 Speaker 1: hiding from the virus. That's what I'm doing, Like a 38 00:02:15,240 --> 00:02:17,320 Speaker 1: child would hide from a monster under that bed. I 39 00:02:17,360 --> 00:02:22,880 Speaker 1: am hiding from Corona already. Then. Actually, the bosses called 40 00:02:22,919 --> 00:02:24,480 Speaker 1: me up and told me that my voice was sounding 41 00:02:24,560 --> 00:02:27,280 Speaker 1: very echoy because of the flaws in Grandma Betty's house. 42 00:02:27,400 --> 00:02:31,040 Speaker 1: On ideal, I guess thinks Levan is at his grandma's 43 00:02:31,040 --> 00:02:33,040 Speaker 1: house because he lives with his grandma in the basement. 44 00:02:33,200 --> 00:02:36,280 Speaker 1: And the managers who are making us stay home, well, 45 00:02:36,360 --> 00:02:40,760 Speaker 1: I mean, really, COVID is making us stay home, which understandable. Yeah, 46 00:02:40,760 --> 00:02:42,880 Speaker 1: someone hard a team who got who tested positive for 47 00:02:42,919 --> 00:02:45,800 Speaker 1: COVID is making us stay home. It's understandable that we 48 00:02:45,800 --> 00:02:48,160 Speaker 1: would stay home. I'm not saying we shouldn't be staying home. 49 00:02:48,200 --> 00:02:51,800 Speaker 1: But they're complaining about the sound quality of you in 50 00:02:51,880 --> 00:02:56,800 Speaker 1: your grandma's basement. Yeah, it's not quite studio quality. Shocker, No, 51 00:02:57,040 --> 00:03:00,400 Speaker 1: I know, shocker. That's funny. That's a funny thing about 52 00:03:00,440 --> 00:03:02,560 Speaker 1: any kind of boss or management. They're just like, well, 53 00:03:02,560 --> 00:03:04,120 Speaker 1: I mean, I don't understand why you guys can't get 54 00:03:04,120 --> 00:03:05,680 Speaker 1: it sound like it's in the studio. I don't know, 55 00:03:05,720 --> 00:03:07,799 Speaker 1: because we found out like two days ago that someone 56 00:03:07,840 --> 00:03:09,160 Speaker 1: on the show test of COVID, and he told us 57 00:03:09,160 --> 00:03:11,000 Speaker 1: we can't come in. So we threw together a setup 58 00:03:11,040 --> 00:03:14,560 Speaker 1: roper things in the studio. Yeah, you know they're gonna 59 00:03:14,600 --> 00:03:17,440 Speaker 1: call you today English Evan and go okay, so um 60 00:03:17,960 --> 00:03:19,760 Speaker 1: you know that getting under the covers thing and having 61 00:03:19,760 --> 00:03:22,160 Speaker 1: any blankets over your head like a teenage girl who's 62 00:03:22,160 --> 00:03:25,280 Speaker 1: doing something she shouldn't be doing. Yeah, um, that actually 63 00:03:25,320 --> 00:03:27,600 Speaker 1: sounded perfect, and we want you to do that from 64 00:03:27,600 --> 00:03:30,639 Speaker 1: now on every day. Well I hope not. My left 65 00:03:30,720 --> 00:03:32,440 Speaker 1: arm is really sore because I'm gonna hold up my 66 00:03:32,440 --> 00:03:34,200 Speaker 1: blanket right now. We don't have like a Bromi com 67 00:03:34,240 --> 00:03:37,000 Speaker 1: platter right there. Something No, nothing's gonna work. English Evan 68 00:03:37,120 --> 00:03:39,760 Speaker 1: is tested. You got your test results back, not the 69 00:03:39,880 --> 00:03:42,280 Speaker 1: STD wants the COVID. I was still waiting for those, 70 00:03:42,320 --> 00:03:44,240 Speaker 1: but I got the COVID one back and it said 71 00:03:44,280 --> 00:03:46,440 Speaker 1: that I am negative. So that's a relief. Well I'm 72 00:03:46,440 --> 00:03:48,480 Speaker 1: actually gonna I'm gonna go back again just to make sure, 73 00:03:48,480 --> 00:03:50,960 Speaker 1: because there's this weird whole window with the whole COVID thing. 74 00:03:51,040 --> 00:03:53,560 Speaker 1: So yeah, yeah, that's the thing about the testing. I've 75 00:03:53,560 --> 00:03:55,240 Speaker 1: read so many stories about how someone will get a 76 00:03:55,440 --> 00:03:57,760 Speaker 1: false positive. They'll go back and test negative, and they'll 77 00:03:57,800 --> 00:03:59,920 Speaker 1: go back and test again and it's positive. It's just confusing, 78 00:04:00,040 --> 00:04:02,720 Speaker 1: it is. There a lot of false positives. I have 79 00:04:02,800 --> 00:04:05,640 Speaker 1: no idea. Oh and just in case anybody wants to 80 00:04:05,680 --> 00:04:08,520 Speaker 1: see how English Evan looks right now hiding in his 81 00:04:08,560 --> 00:04:10,640 Speaker 1: little fort. You can go to at the Jewel Show 82 00:04:10,640 --> 00:04:14,960 Speaker 1: on Instagram. English Evan and his little fort. Cat has 83 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:18,080 Speaker 1: been attacking him too before we even started doing the show. 84 00:04:19,720 --> 00:04:22,640 Speaker 1: Get off and get get out of here. Yeah, because 85 00:04:22,640 --> 00:04:24,000 Speaker 1: you know how cats like to chase things that are 86 00:04:24,040 --> 00:04:26,120 Speaker 1: under blankets. You know, she's having a great time, but 87 00:04:26,240 --> 00:04:28,039 Speaker 1: her clothes are so show up. She's trying to kill me. 88 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:31,040 Speaker 1: That would be amazing, That would be good content. Actually, 89 00:04:31,040 --> 00:04:32,320 Speaker 1: you know, we've been trying to figure out how we're 90 00:04:32,320 --> 00:04:34,680 Speaker 1: going to do the show from quarantine and if your 91 00:04:34,720 --> 00:04:36,760 Speaker 1: cat mauls you to death, English Evan, that would be 92 00:04:36,839 --> 00:04:40,080 Speaker 1: really great for the show. So boxes would finally like me. 93 00:04:40,240 --> 00:04:42,400 Speaker 1: They'd be like, oh, that was amazing, real life stuff 94 00:04:42,480 --> 00:04:44,760 Speaker 1: right there. All right, we'll coming up on the show today, 95 00:04:44,800 --> 00:04:47,840 Speaker 1: all the normal stuff, phone pranks, First State follow up, 96 00:04:47,920 --> 00:04:50,599 Speaker 1: War of the Roses, a special Beat the brit where 97 00:04:50,600 --> 00:04:54,120 Speaker 1: English Evan is going to attempt to beat Alex's fifteen 98 00:04:54,160 --> 00:04:57,120 Speaker 1: year old daughter a trivia Get a caller on because 99 00:04:57,120 --> 00:05:00,640 Speaker 1: we're not in the studio. The Jewel Show on demand 100 00:05:00,839 --> 00:05:07,039 Speaker 1: only on iHeartRadio. It's another jubile Phone Frame Mornings only 101 00:05:07,120 --> 00:05:12,000 Speaker 1: on the new Hits one oh six point one. Hello, 102 00:05:12,760 --> 00:05:17,240 Speaker 1: hi there, I was looking for Keyana. Yes, hi, Keiana. 103 00:05:17,360 --> 00:05:20,960 Speaker 1: My name is Pastor Paul dev Row, and I know 104 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:23,080 Speaker 1: we have never met before, but I'm actually doing a 105 00:05:23,160 --> 00:05:26,360 Speaker 1: guest sermon this Sunday at your church and I'm calling 106 00:05:26,400 --> 00:05:28,240 Speaker 1: a few members of the congregation to talk to them. 107 00:05:28,320 --> 00:05:29,599 Speaker 1: So I was wondering if you had a minute to 108 00:05:30,080 --> 00:05:33,760 Speaker 1: let me yappy ear off. Yeah, yeah, yeah, wonderful. I 109 00:05:33,800 --> 00:05:36,920 Speaker 1: hope you're having a blessed day. I am. Yes, well 110 00:05:36,920 --> 00:05:38,760 Speaker 1: that's wonderful. As I like to say, every single day 111 00:05:38,760 --> 00:05:43,600 Speaker 1: above ground is a blessed day, that's right. So anyway, 112 00:05:43,680 --> 00:05:46,120 Speaker 1: I am calling you because, like I said, I am 113 00:05:46,160 --> 00:05:49,000 Speaker 1: going to be doing a little guest past rent at 114 00:05:49,040 --> 00:05:50,920 Speaker 1: your church this coming Sunday. I'm not sure if you 115 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:53,760 Speaker 1: knew that on all nice No, I had no idea. 116 00:05:53,920 --> 00:05:56,040 Speaker 1: Well yeah, yeah, well I am, and I am so 117 00:05:56,200 --> 00:05:59,560 Speaker 1: looking forward to spreading the word to a new congregation. 118 00:05:59,800 --> 00:06:02,320 Speaker 1: And that is why I am calling you, Because I'm 119 00:06:02,360 --> 00:06:04,800 Speaker 1: actually calling a few members of the church. And I 120 00:06:04,839 --> 00:06:08,040 Speaker 1: know that you're pretty involved with the church, correct I am, 121 00:06:08,120 --> 00:06:10,640 Speaker 1: I am? You are a couple of years all right, 122 00:06:10,640 --> 00:06:12,040 Speaker 1: So this is probably not going to be the best 123 00:06:12,040 --> 00:06:13,800 Speaker 1: news that I have to deliver to you, but I'm 124 00:06:13,839 --> 00:06:16,279 Speaker 1: going to ask you to please not come to the 125 00:06:16,320 --> 00:06:21,039 Speaker 1: service this Sunday. Knock on, yes, want me there? While 126 00:06:21,080 --> 00:06:22,680 Speaker 1: I am there, given my sermon, I would like you 127 00:06:22,680 --> 00:06:26,160 Speaker 1: to not be there for what. Well, Okay, I guess 128 00:06:26,200 --> 00:06:28,440 Speaker 1: I just come out right and say it, because it's 129 00:06:28,480 --> 00:06:32,480 Speaker 1: not good to beat around the bush, So okay, I'm 130 00:06:32,520 --> 00:06:33,839 Speaker 1: just going to go ahead and say it. I have 131 00:06:33,960 --> 00:06:36,640 Speaker 1: asked for all the numbers of all the single adult 132 00:06:36,680 --> 00:06:38,760 Speaker 1: people in the congregation to call them and ask them 133 00:06:38,839 --> 00:06:41,320 Speaker 1: not to be there because they are probably having sex 134 00:06:41,320 --> 00:06:43,720 Speaker 1: out of wedlock, meaning they are not a virgin, and 135 00:06:43,880 --> 00:06:47,720 Speaker 1: I do not approve of that. So I am single, 136 00:06:47,800 --> 00:06:49,680 Speaker 1: I have no shame in that, and that is not 137 00:06:49,720 --> 00:06:53,160 Speaker 1: a sin. I don't understand why this is what is 138 00:06:53,240 --> 00:06:55,440 Speaker 1: going on, right, It's just that I've had reports from 139 00:06:55,480 --> 00:06:58,000 Speaker 1: the other members of the church that you are definitely 140 00:06:58,120 --> 00:07:02,159 Speaker 1: are not a virgin, who reported that having marital relations 141 00:07:02,680 --> 00:07:05,240 Speaker 1: when you're not married is obviously a sin of one 142 00:07:05,279 --> 00:07:07,520 Speaker 1: of the highest sins in my opinion, and I just 143 00:07:07,600 --> 00:07:09,320 Speaker 1: cannot have you that. I don't need you burst into 144 00:07:09,320 --> 00:07:11,480 Speaker 1: flames while you're sitting in the seats now doing this 145 00:07:11,560 --> 00:07:14,360 Speaker 1: is really true. This is not the fifties. I don't 146 00:07:14,400 --> 00:07:17,560 Speaker 1: understand why this is even an issue. It's correct, it 147 00:07:17,600 --> 00:07:20,200 Speaker 1: is not the nineteen fifties. It is not the nineteen fifties. 148 00:07:20,200 --> 00:07:22,720 Speaker 1: But our morals still stand true, the morals that were 149 00:07:22,760 --> 00:07:25,000 Speaker 1: adopted over thousands of years ago. So it doesn't even 150 00:07:25,000 --> 00:07:26,880 Speaker 1: matter if the nineteen fifties. I operate off of the 151 00:07:26,960 --> 00:07:29,880 Speaker 1: rules that came up way back two thousand plus years ago, 152 00:07:29,960 --> 00:07:33,320 Speaker 1: when Jesus walking around saying please do not have six 153 00:07:33,320 --> 00:07:35,440 Speaker 1: out of wedlock. And like I said, I've gotten reports 154 00:07:35,440 --> 00:07:36,720 Speaker 1: from a lot of members here at the church that 155 00:07:36,800 --> 00:07:40,440 Speaker 1: they you are definitely active in that department, and I 156 00:07:40,440 --> 00:07:42,040 Speaker 1: would prefer it if you stayed away this time. What 157 00:07:42,040 --> 00:07:46,040 Speaker 1: do you mean reports? Who reported me? Who reported me? Well, 158 00:07:46,320 --> 00:07:48,440 Speaker 1: I was going to be speaking there this Sunday. So 159 00:07:48,520 --> 00:07:51,080 Speaker 1: I pulled a few people and I asked them to 160 00:07:51,200 --> 00:07:54,280 Speaker 1: give me the names of congregation members they thought might 161 00:07:54,320 --> 00:07:57,920 Speaker 1: be active in the dawnstairs department when they weren't married, 162 00:07:57,960 --> 00:08:00,200 Speaker 1: And your name was at the top of the list. 163 00:08:00,400 --> 00:08:03,080 Speaker 1: Who has to say about me? Who was this person 164 00:08:03,680 --> 00:08:05,720 Speaker 1: I need? Are you or are you not a virgin? 165 00:08:06,800 --> 00:08:08,520 Speaker 1: I am not a virgin. I'm not a preach to 166 00:08:08,560 --> 00:08:10,880 Speaker 1: say it, and you just admitted like that just rolls 167 00:08:10,920 --> 00:08:13,480 Speaker 1: off your tongue. No shame, Yes, it rolls off my tongue. 168 00:08:13,560 --> 00:08:16,720 Speaker 1: I am not a virgin. I have had sex. My 169 00:08:16,800 --> 00:08:20,000 Speaker 1: name is Kianna. Hello, what is Are you an idiot? 170 00:08:20,120 --> 00:08:23,480 Speaker 1: I don't understand what's wow? I am shocked, and I 171 00:08:23,480 --> 00:08:25,960 Speaker 1: would ask you not to use that language again. Does 172 00:08:25,960 --> 00:08:29,800 Speaker 1: it apendue for some yes it does. My Oh my dear, 173 00:08:29,960 --> 00:08:32,040 Speaker 1: oh my, oh my, oh my dear, oh my dear, 174 00:08:31,600 --> 00:08:34,960 Speaker 1: oh my dear, oh my dear, oh my virgin. I 175 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:37,040 Speaker 1: would ask you to watch your language again on this 176 00:08:37,120 --> 00:08:40,400 Speaker 1: prank phone call, just talking about all kinds of activity 177 00:08:40,400 --> 00:08:43,440 Speaker 1: in the bedroom like that, when I have sense of ears, 178 00:08:43,480 --> 00:08:47,800 Speaker 1: my ears a virgin even though you're not. What is it? 179 00:08:48,080 --> 00:08:50,240 Speaker 1: This is Jewel from the Jewel Show doing a phone 180 00:08:50,240 --> 00:08:52,400 Speaker 1: prank on you and your friend. Kimberly set you up. 181 00:08:54,800 --> 00:08:56,839 Speaker 1: She said, you guys go to church together every Sunday. 182 00:08:56,880 --> 00:09:03,160 Speaker 1: I wanted me to mess with you. I lost it. 183 00:09:03,200 --> 00:09:07,320 Speaker 1: I think I lost a little bit. Does a little 184 00:09:07,320 --> 00:09:10,320 Speaker 1: bit wake up every morning with Jebil phone pranks? We'd 185 00:09:10,360 --> 00:09:14,200 Speaker 1: say mornings on the twenties, The Jewel Show on demand 186 00:09:14,400 --> 00:09:19,200 Speaker 1: only on iHeartRadio. The Jewel Shows Idiots in the News 187 00:09:19,920 --> 00:09:22,440 Speaker 1: and Welcome to the i n N, the Idiot News Network, 188 00:09:22,440 --> 00:09:25,480 Speaker 1: where idiots aren't just in the news, they report the news. 189 00:09:25,600 --> 00:09:29,319 Speaker 1: For Thursday, December tenth, twenty twenty, let's send it on 190 00:09:29,320 --> 00:09:31,439 Speaker 1: over to Alex Fresh for our first story of the day. 191 00:09:31,559 --> 00:09:34,480 Speaker 1: Who is on location across from me sitting in a 192 00:09:34,520 --> 00:09:36,800 Speaker 1: chair with a blanket opic because somebody tested positive for 193 00:09:36,840 --> 00:09:39,160 Speaker 1: COVID as well. If you guys are wondering how to 194 00:09:39,280 --> 00:09:42,760 Speaker 1: not catch the coronavirus while you're driving, Okay, roll all 195 00:09:42,800 --> 00:09:47,000 Speaker 1: the windows down, it says, But if you're too cold 196 00:09:47,040 --> 00:09:49,280 Speaker 1: to do that, and you only have two people in 197 00:09:49,280 --> 00:09:52,400 Speaker 1: the car, have the passenger sit on the passenger side 198 00:09:52,400 --> 00:09:55,120 Speaker 1: of the back seat, then open up the front passenger 199 00:09:55,160 --> 00:09:59,160 Speaker 1: side window and the back driver side window. Oh my god, 200 00:09:59,480 --> 00:10:01,920 Speaker 1: and then will roll the windows some of the windows down. Yeah, 201 00:10:02,040 --> 00:10:05,559 Speaker 1: apparently that's gonna make all those like little coronavirus droplets 202 00:10:05,800 --> 00:10:09,480 Speaker 1: shoot out the car window. I were sure that these 203 00:10:09,520 --> 00:10:12,200 Speaker 1: are scientists. I mean, this sounds like just any random 204 00:10:12,280 --> 00:10:14,560 Speaker 1: guy is telling us this information. That sounds like a 205 00:10:14,559 --> 00:10:16,680 Speaker 1: barstool scientist. You know the guys that get hammered and 206 00:10:16,720 --> 00:10:18,840 Speaker 1: talk about all kinds of science. He thinks, like, I 207 00:10:18,960 --> 00:10:21,040 Speaker 1: probably do that a lot actually, but they're like, I 208 00:10:21,160 --> 00:10:23,360 Speaker 1: know exactly how you don't get cod if you're in 209 00:10:23,360 --> 00:10:28,240 Speaker 1: the car. Okay all the windows down, bro, Yeah, exactly. 210 00:10:28,280 --> 00:10:30,760 Speaker 1: So there's some hard hitting news for y'all, very informative 211 00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:32,800 Speaker 1: here on the i n N, the Idiot News Network 212 00:10:32,800 --> 00:10:35,679 Speaker 1: where idiots aren't just in the news, they report the news. 213 00:10:35,720 --> 00:10:37,280 Speaker 1: And for our next story, let's send it on over 214 00:10:37,320 --> 00:10:40,360 Speaker 1: to English Evan who's in his grandma's basement under the 215 00:10:40,400 --> 00:10:43,000 Speaker 1: cover so his microphone doesn't get all echoe and station 216 00:10:43,080 --> 00:10:45,360 Speaker 1: management doesn't call him again, going, hey, your microphone was 217 00:10:45,360 --> 00:10:47,199 Speaker 1: too echowe because you had to be quarantine because someone 218 00:10:47,240 --> 00:10:50,280 Speaker 1: all the show has covident accurate jable. But this is 219 00:10:50,400 --> 00:10:52,520 Speaker 1: one time where you're required to wear a mosk to 220 00:10:52,600 --> 00:10:55,760 Speaker 1: a bank and criminals still screw it up. Really, Yes, 221 00:10:55,920 --> 00:10:58,000 Speaker 1: the police in Mississippi are looking for a guy who 222 00:10:58,000 --> 00:11:00,680 Speaker 1: pulled down his face mask while he was robbing a bank. 223 00:11:00,920 --> 00:11:03,520 Speaker 1: Not the best idea, which gave the cameras a clear 224 00:11:03,520 --> 00:11:06,280 Speaker 1: look at his face. Richard Giles, forty one years old, 225 00:11:06,400 --> 00:11:08,680 Speaker 1: was arrested over the heist, which occurred at a trust 226 00:11:08,760 --> 00:11:13,080 Speaker 1: Mark bank in Jackson, Mississippi. How do you mess that up? Like, 227 00:11:13,160 --> 00:11:15,560 Speaker 1: and who's still Robbie Banks? I know, that's such an 228 00:11:15,600 --> 00:11:18,120 Speaker 1: old thing to do, like an only the classic crime. 229 00:11:18,400 --> 00:11:20,800 Speaker 1: Next up, he's going to rob a train. Yeah, yeah, 230 00:11:21,360 --> 00:11:23,679 Speaker 1: the interest it's ridiculous. And anytime I've gone to the 231 00:11:23,679 --> 00:11:26,200 Speaker 1: bank right now during COVID, I love the fact that 232 00:11:26,200 --> 00:11:27,439 Speaker 1: you can go in there with a mask because you 233 00:11:27,480 --> 00:11:29,040 Speaker 1: feel kind of like a criminal. You know, you feel 234 00:11:29,120 --> 00:11:30,960 Speaker 1: kind of like a bank robber. Feel cool because if 235 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:33,360 Speaker 1: you did that before they kick you out of the bank. 236 00:11:33,400 --> 00:11:35,040 Speaker 1: How do you go in to rob a bank with 237 00:11:35,080 --> 00:11:37,880 Speaker 1: a mask on and they're not even asking any questions 238 00:11:37,880 --> 00:11:39,960 Speaker 1: and you pull down the maskt is it? Because like 239 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:41,800 Speaker 1: whenever you wear a mask, people can't hear you. So 240 00:11:41,880 --> 00:11:45,920 Speaker 1: he's like muffled, like, let's that, sir, I said, give 241 00:11:45,960 --> 00:11:49,839 Speaker 1: me all the money? Oh crappy, Well that is my story, 242 00:11:49,920 --> 00:11:52,000 Speaker 1: jubil so sending it back to you, Thank you very much. 243 00:11:52,040 --> 00:11:53,920 Speaker 1: English seven. This is the I and N the idiot 244 00:11:53,960 --> 00:11:56,160 Speaker 1: news network where idiots aren't just in the news. They 245 00:11:56,280 --> 00:11:58,280 Speaker 1: report the news and for the next story of the day, 246 00:11:58,320 --> 00:12:00,960 Speaker 1: let's send it on over to me Ole Fresh, who 247 00:12:01,040 --> 00:12:03,160 Speaker 1: is also sitting on the couch at home because someone 248 00:12:03,160 --> 00:12:05,600 Speaker 1: on the show has COVID and we're all quarantined without 249 00:12:05,600 --> 00:12:07,719 Speaker 1: a blanket on. I'm kind of cold, but also I'm 250 00:12:07,720 --> 00:12:09,200 Speaker 1: pitting out my shirt a little bit. I don't know 251 00:12:09,240 --> 00:12:12,599 Speaker 1: why nice well to kind of Actually, really, this is 252 00:12:12,640 --> 00:12:14,560 Speaker 1: just in on the I N and the Idiot News Network, 253 00:12:14,600 --> 00:12:17,280 Speaker 1: where idiots aren't just in the news, they report the news. 254 00:12:17,280 --> 00:12:18,800 Speaker 1: The room that Alex and I are sitting in to 255 00:12:18,880 --> 00:12:20,240 Speaker 1: do the show because we had to stay at home 256 00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:23,880 Speaker 1: because someone got COVID is kind of warmed and for 257 00:12:23,920 --> 00:12:26,840 Speaker 1: the next story. Experts have been talking about social distancing 258 00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:28,840 Speaker 1: for quite a while now. Well, a group of health 259 00:12:28,880 --> 00:12:30,840 Speaker 1: experts has come out with some tips on how to 260 00:12:30,960 --> 00:12:36,320 Speaker 1: properly social distance while glory holing. What you know what 261 00:12:36,360 --> 00:12:39,319 Speaker 1: a glory hole is? Yeah, okay, And if you don't 262 00:12:39,360 --> 00:12:42,880 Speaker 1: know what it is, google it. Just don't google image anyway. 263 00:12:42,920 --> 00:12:46,280 Speaker 1: In Seattle, Washington, the King County Public Health Department their 264 00:12:46,360 --> 00:12:50,280 Speaker 1: official instagram, actually put out a video about being safe 265 00:12:50,360 --> 00:12:53,000 Speaker 1: during the pandemic, and it shows a fake text chat 266 00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:56,240 Speaker 1: where two people discuss using a glory hole and how 267 00:12:56,280 --> 00:12:58,120 Speaker 1: to make a home and how to make a homemade 268 00:12:58,160 --> 00:13:01,880 Speaker 1: one out of a shower curtain. Isn't that an odd 269 00:13:01,920 --> 00:13:05,000 Speaker 1: public health announcement? Yeah? Their caption on the Instagram says, 270 00:13:05,120 --> 00:13:08,240 Speaker 1: navigating hooking up and COVID risk is tricky. Here are 271 00:13:08,280 --> 00:13:11,520 Speaker 1: some things you can learn from Mask for mask, as 272 00:13:11,600 --> 00:13:14,839 Speaker 1: they explore creative ways to help her safer sex. I'm 273 00:13:14,840 --> 00:13:17,679 Speaker 1: actually really tried right now. Yeah, I'll read you the 274 00:13:17,760 --> 00:13:20,760 Speaker 1: text chat. It starts with someone texting saying, so last 275 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:24,600 Speaker 1: time was hot. Someone else says it was, but it 276 00:13:24,640 --> 00:13:26,520 Speaker 1: was hard to keep my mask on, and then the 277 00:13:26,559 --> 00:13:30,360 Speaker 1: other person replies, yeah, maybe we could do it masks off, 278 00:13:30,920 --> 00:13:32,960 Speaker 1: which is a no no, and then it says what 279 00:13:33,080 --> 00:13:36,680 Speaker 1: about COVID though though spelled tcho of course yeah, And 280 00:13:36,720 --> 00:13:39,360 Speaker 1: then that person doesn't even respond to what about COVID 281 00:13:39,640 --> 00:13:42,439 Speaker 1: and just says have you ever tried a glory hole? What? 282 00:13:43,520 --> 00:13:46,200 Speaker 1: I remember? This is an official video from the Public 283 00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:49,400 Speaker 1: Health Department. The other text's texting back and says, honestly, 284 00:13:49,400 --> 00:13:52,200 Speaker 1: I've always wanted to try that, but is it actually safe? 285 00:13:52,480 --> 00:13:55,680 Speaker 1: Good question? And then the other person text back and says, 286 00:13:55,880 --> 00:13:57,880 Speaker 1: I think I could cut a hole in a shower curtain. 287 00:13:58,080 --> 00:14:01,480 Speaker 1: Oh my god, they text and say all hit up 288 00:14:01,520 --> 00:14:04,240 Speaker 1: lows and let you know when it's set up. No, 289 00:14:04,400 --> 00:14:07,520 Speaker 1: And then the response on the video that they posted 290 00:14:07,880 --> 00:14:12,280 Speaker 1: is a high five emoting you are about the job. Oh, 291 00:14:12,320 --> 00:14:14,760 Speaker 1: it's you about to lose your job, lady, And that 292 00:14:14,800 --> 00:14:18,000 Speaker 1: means the iron N is done for the day. Don't worry, 293 00:14:18,120 --> 00:14:21,360 Speaker 1: we'll do it again the same time tomorrow. One. You're 294 00:14:21,400 --> 00:14:25,840 Speaker 1: about to lose yoke job. You're about to lose yote job. 295 00:14:26,800 --> 00:14:29,880 Speaker 1: Taining me nothing. And that was the I n N 296 00:14:29,960 --> 00:14:32,160 Speaker 1: the Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in the news, 297 00:14:32,480 --> 00:14:35,080 Speaker 1: they report the news. Tune in tomorrow same time for 298 00:14:35,120 --> 00:14:40,520 Speaker 1: another hard hitting report. This is I n N News 299 00:14:41,480 --> 00:14:46,040 Speaker 1: The Jebil Show on demand only on iHeartRadio. It's time 300 00:14:46,800 --> 00:14:49,480 Speaker 1: Four of the Roses, only on The Jewbil Show and 301 00:14:49,600 --> 00:14:51,760 Speaker 1: only on the New Hits one oh six point one. 302 00:14:51,880 --> 00:14:54,840 Speaker 1: A dude can't wear women's underwear without his girlfriend getting 303 00:14:54,920 --> 00:14:59,560 Speaker 1: all questioning about it. What's that about? Right? Yeah? Hash world? 304 00:14:59,680 --> 00:15:02,840 Speaker 1: Yeah I know, but anyway, thought of Lyne? Yeah right, 305 00:15:03,160 --> 00:15:05,360 Speaker 1: I say that because on the phone right now is 306 00:15:05,560 --> 00:15:08,440 Speaker 1: Laura and she actually emailed us for War of the 307 00:15:08,480 --> 00:15:10,240 Speaker 1: Roses to catch a cheater because she thinks her boyfriend 308 00:15:10,280 --> 00:15:13,280 Speaker 1: might be cheating on her because I guess he's been 309 00:15:13,720 --> 00:15:17,280 Speaker 1: wearing women's underwear. Is that right, Laura? No, not exactly. 310 00:15:18,560 --> 00:15:20,560 Speaker 1: I just know that your email said something about women' underwear, 311 00:15:20,600 --> 00:15:22,400 Speaker 1: so I was just going to assume that he's been 312 00:15:22,440 --> 00:15:25,720 Speaker 1: wearing them, but maybe maybe not. So what's going on? 313 00:15:26,360 --> 00:15:28,560 Speaker 1: You know how like on your phone when you google 314 00:15:28,640 --> 00:15:31,880 Speaker 1: something and then all these ads come up whatever, yeah, 315 00:15:31,880 --> 00:15:34,200 Speaker 1: for sure, right, Or you just talk about something. Try 316 00:15:34,240 --> 00:15:36,720 Speaker 1: that with your phone. Sometimes we just have a conversation 317 00:15:36,760 --> 00:15:38,600 Speaker 1: about something over and over with someone, or text back 318 00:15:38,600 --> 00:15:40,400 Speaker 1: and forth with someone and then open up your browser 319 00:15:40,400 --> 00:15:42,040 Speaker 1: and there'll be an ad for exactly what it is. 320 00:15:42,080 --> 00:15:44,880 Speaker 1: It's one stuff. Even sometimes I feel like I think 321 00:15:44,920 --> 00:15:47,120 Speaker 1: about it and then it shows up. Yeah yeah, I've 322 00:15:47,160 --> 00:15:49,520 Speaker 1: done that too. It is weird, but we do know 323 00:15:49,560 --> 00:15:52,720 Speaker 1: how that, yeah, how that can happen. Yeah yeah, So anyway, 324 00:15:52,760 --> 00:15:56,080 Speaker 1: so on his phone, I saw like ads for like 325 00:15:56,320 --> 00:16:01,160 Speaker 1: lingerie underwear and jewelry and stuff, you know, and it's 326 00:16:01,200 --> 00:16:04,800 Speaker 1: not usually something he buys for me. So I mean, 327 00:16:05,040 --> 00:16:06,960 Speaker 1: at first I thought, well, meet me, he was buying 328 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:10,040 Speaker 1: me a gift, but now you know, I saw some 329 00:16:10,120 --> 00:16:13,560 Speaker 1: other things that are maybe making me think he's cheating. Well, 330 00:16:13,760 --> 00:16:15,440 Speaker 1: I mean, if he doesn't buy you things and he's 331 00:16:15,440 --> 00:16:18,280 Speaker 1: got a bunch of ads for women's underwear on his phone, 332 00:16:18,480 --> 00:16:20,360 Speaker 1: it probably means that at least he's been talking about 333 00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:23,600 Speaker 1: women's underwear or googling. Right. There was this one time 334 00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:27,160 Speaker 1: actually that this guy posted on his story that I follow, 335 00:16:27,600 --> 00:16:30,680 Speaker 1: like a screenshot of an ad that he took of 336 00:16:30,680 --> 00:16:34,320 Speaker 1: women's laundree, and then he posts on a story like saying, yeah, 337 00:16:34,360 --> 00:16:36,640 Speaker 1: my phone really knows me or whatever. Yeah, It's like wait, 338 00:16:36,680 --> 00:16:39,200 Speaker 1: because he's he's like a little older, so I think 339 00:16:39,240 --> 00:16:42,280 Speaker 1: he's like not smart enough to realize that ads come 340 00:16:42,320 --> 00:16:44,560 Speaker 1: up for stuff that you google. Yeah, he was like, 341 00:16:44,720 --> 00:16:47,680 Speaker 1: why my phone suggesting this? This is weird. I showed 342 00:16:47,720 --> 00:16:50,440 Speaker 1: jubile and I'm like, look at this. God. I was like, 343 00:16:50,520 --> 00:16:52,840 Speaker 1: that dude doesn't realize that he just put out there 344 00:16:52,880 --> 00:16:55,000 Speaker 1: that he's been looking up women on the underwear enough 345 00:16:55,680 --> 00:16:59,600 Speaker 1: so that basically happened to you. You saw that your 346 00:16:59,680 --> 00:17:01,800 Speaker 1: boy friend had ads for ones undwear on his phone 347 00:17:01,800 --> 00:17:04,840 Speaker 1: when he doesn't buy you underwear, and there's something else. Yeah, 348 00:17:05,520 --> 00:17:07,840 Speaker 1: I was on his computer the other day and a 349 00:17:07,880 --> 00:17:09,879 Speaker 1: notification popped up because you know how you can get 350 00:17:09,920 --> 00:17:12,560 Speaker 1: like messages on your phone, and it was a notification. 351 00:17:12,800 --> 00:17:15,680 Speaker 1: It just said good morning, okay, So I wasn't sure 352 00:17:15,680 --> 00:17:17,560 Speaker 1: about it, so I asked him and he said, oh, 353 00:17:17,640 --> 00:17:19,480 Speaker 1: you know, it's just a work thing. What do you 354 00:17:19,480 --> 00:17:21,840 Speaker 1: mean a notification? Was it a text or an email? Like? 355 00:17:21,880 --> 00:17:24,440 Speaker 1: What was it? Yeah? It was just like a notification 356 00:17:24,480 --> 00:17:27,320 Speaker 1: that popped up in the corner, you know, like a message, 357 00:17:27,320 --> 00:17:29,040 Speaker 1: and it just said good morning. It didn't say a 358 00:17:29,119 --> 00:17:30,800 Speaker 1: name or anything. And I didn't want to open it 359 00:17:30,840 --> 00:17:33,080 Speaker 1: and make him think I was looking at this stuff, 360 00:17:33,119 --> 00:17:34,840 Speaker 1: you know. I mean it could be anybody if he works, 361 00:17:34,880 --> 00:17:36,600 Speaker 1: you know, it could be a client or a customer 362 00:17:36,680 --> 00:17:39,320 Speaker 1: or something yeah that's legit, or someone that he's cheating with, 363 00:17:41,840 --> 00:17:44,560 Speaker 1: and you're pretty sure it's the ladder on that someone 364 00:17:44,560 --> 00:17:47,280 Speaker 1: that he's cheating with. I just have this feeling that, yeah, 365 00:17:47,280 --> 00:17:49,600 Speaker 1: he is okay. And is there anybody you can think 366 00:17:49,640 --> 00:17:51,680 Speaker 1: of that he would cheat with? Is he out a lot? 367 00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:54,280 Speaker 1: I mean, you know, he's a sociable guy, but I 368 00:17:55,119 --> 00:17:57,439 Speaker 1: don't know, there's something that just tells me he's up 369 00:17:57,440 --> 00:17:59,240 Speaker 1: to no good. We'll call him in a second. Have 370 00:17:59,240 --> 00:18:00,680 Speaker 1: you thought of a way that we could catch him 371 00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:04,120 Speaker 1: if he is a cheetah. Well, um, he's a big 372 00:18:04,160 --> 00:18:07,200 Speaker 1: reader and he's in this Book of the Month club, 373 00:18:07,280 --> 00:18:09,600 Speaker 1: so maybe you guys could call him from there? Is 374 00:18:09,640 --> 00:18:16,359 Speaker 1: he ad? No, No, he's really not. Sorry to defend 375 00:18:16,400 --> 00:18:18,159 Speaker 1: all the readers out there, I know I sound like 376 00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:21,119 Speaker 1: only people that read are eighty, but just you know, 377 00:18:21,080 --> 00:18:22,560 Speaker 1: a Book of the Month club just kind of hit 378 00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:25,560 Speaker 1: me a weird. So get an iPad, you lose a Okay, 379 00:18:25,560 --> 00:18:27,280 Speaker 1: if you got a call from what's the name of 380 00:18:27,320 --> 00:18:29,439 Speaker 1: the thing? Do you did you get? Do you know 381 00:18:29,480 --> 00:18:33,440 Speaker 1: the name? Yeah, it's called Monthly. Okay, So we'll pretend 382 00:18:33,440 --> 00:18:35,280 Speaker 1: to be from there since he's signed up for that 383 00:18:35,359 --> 00:18:37,480 Speaker 1: service with a special gift of some flowers that he 384 00:18:37,520 --> 00:18:39,159 Speaker 1: can send to someone. And see whose name he gives us. 385 00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:43,879 Speaker 1: All right, Okay, hopefully it's yours. I hope so or mine. 386 00:18:43,880 --> 00:18:47,680 Speaker 1: I could use some flowers. All right, Well, Laura, let's 387 00:18:47,800 --> 00:18:49,440 Speaker 1: figure out if we can maybe find this out for you. 388 00:18:49,440 --> 00:18:51,480 Speaker 1: We're gonna play a song, come back, and then call 389 00:18:51,760 --> 00:18:54,439 Speaker 1: your boyfriend what's his name? Devin? Devin? All right, were 390 00:18:54,440 --> 00:18:56,480 Speaker 1: gonna call your boyfriend Devin and see if he isn't 391 00:18:56,480 --> 00:18:59,679 Speaker 1: facting someone else. I think now everybody that's listening to 392 00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:01,919 Speaker 1: Today or the Roses to catch a cheater for the 393 00:19:01,960 --> 00:19:03,280 Speaker 1: rest of the day is going to be looking at 394 00:19:03,320 --> 00:19:05,879 Speaker 1: their friends or their loved ones phones to see what 395 00:19:05,960 --> 00:19:07,560 Speaker 1: ads are on it, to know the things that they've 396 00:19:07,560 --> 00:19:09,960 Speaker 1: been searching for. That's a great way to do some 397 00:19:10,040 --> 00:19:12,480 Speaker 1: detective work, it really is. Yeah, And I say that 398 00:19:12,560 --> 00:19:17,359 Speaker 1: because everybody knows how tailored ads are, and so does Laura, 399 00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:18,960 Speaker 1: who's on the phone right now because she thinks her 400 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:21,000 Speaker 1: boyfriend Devin might be cheating on her because she noticed 401 00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:23,000 Speaker 1: some ads on his phone and they were all from 402 00:19:23,040 --> 00:19:26,080 Speaker 1: like lingerie and women's underwear when he doesn't buy her 403 00:19:26,080 --> 00:19:28,320 Speaker 1: that stuff, so either he's searching it online just to 404 00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:30,560 Speaker 1: check it out, or he's buying it for her, or 405 00:19:30,600 --> 00:19:33,040 Speaker 1: he's buying it for someone else. Then she also said 406 00:19:33,119 --> 00:19:35,119 Speaker 1: that she was on his computer the other day and 407 00:19:35,160 --> 00:19:37,600 Speaker 1: a notification of a text message came in in the 408 00:19:37,640 --> 00:19:40,480 Speaker 1: corner of it that said good morning with no contact name, 409 00:19:40,600 --> 00:19:42,760 Speaker 1: and it just felt weird to her. Yeah, she asked 410 00:19:42,840 --> 00:19:44,719 Speaker 1: him about it and he said it was a coworker thing, 411 00:19:44,760 --> 00:19:47,040 Speaker 1: so it could be a co worker or could be worse. 412 00:19:47,160 --> 00:19:51,040 Speaker 1: And you just said, you have a gut feeling. Hallaura, Yes, okay, well, 413 00:19:51,080 --> 00:19:52,560 Speaker 1: I'm gonna call him, gonna pretend to be from the 414 00:19:52,560 --> 00:19:54,160 Speaker 1: Book of the Month club that he goes to, which 415 00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:55,840 Speaker 1: is weird because don't know much about books, so this 416 00:19:55,880 --> 00:19:58,240 Speaker 1: is gonna be hard for me. Yea, and tell him 417 00:19:58,240 --> 00:20:00,280 Speaker 1: that we have a special gift to some flower. Listen 418 00:20:00,359 --> 00:20:02,760 Speaker 1: to somebody and see whose name he gives us. All right, okay, 419 00:20:02,840 --> 00:20:04,480 Speaker 1: all right, here we go. I'm gonna tell his number 420 00:20:04,600 --> 00:20:20,240 Speaker 1: right now. Hello, Hi, this is Charles calling from Monthly. 421 00:20:20,280 --> 00:20:24,400 Speaker 1: I was looking for Devin. Oh yeah, that's me. Good 422 00:20:24,480 --> 00:20:27,440 Speaker 1: day to you, Devin. How are we? Um? Good, Brian, 423 00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:30,400 Speaker 1: how are you wonderful? Just calling in to check on 424 00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:33,639 Speaker 1: some of our customers to see how they're enjoying our service. 425 00:20:33,680 --> 00:20:36,000 Speaker 1: Are you enjoying the books that you're receiving Monthly? Are 426 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:40,840 Speaker 1: they what you were looking for? Brains stimulating and all that. Yeah, 427 00:20:40,880 --> 00:20:43,840 Speaker 1: everything has been pretty good. Um, I feel like I've 428 00:20:43,840 --> 00:20:46,720 Speaker 1: always got something to read. Wonderful, So you'd say that 429 00:20:47,119 --> 00:20:49,080 Speaker 1: if you were to rate our service on a scale 430 00:20:49,080 --> 00:20:53,480 Speaker 1: of one to ten, you'd be maybe, ay, that's me 431 00:20:53,560 --> 00:20:56,800 Speaker 1: pausing for you to fill in the blank. There would 432 00:20:56,840 --> 00:21:01,800 Speaker 1: delate it? Hi, I read it that. Oh lovely, Thank 433 00:21:01,840 --> 00:21:03,120 Speaker 1: you very much. I just want to put that down. 434 00:21:03,160 --> 00:21:07,000 Speaker 1: And I'm not just calling you for a customer satisfaction survey. 435 00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:08,920 Speaker 1: I do appreciate you not yelling at me and hanging 436 00:21:08,960 --> 00:21:10,359 Speaker 1: up the phone, because that's a lot of people do 437 00:21:10,400 --> 00:21:13,040 Speaker 1: when I call, because, as you know, people don't really 438 00:21:13,080 --> 00:21:16,880 Speaker 1: appreciate these sort of solicitation calls. But I'm not soliciting you. 439 00:21:18,119 --> 00:21:20,920 Speaker 1: We are doing a special promotion for some of our 440 00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:25,320 Speaker 1: clientele and we have selected you for this month's Love 441 00:21:25,520 --> 00:21:29,520 Speaker 1: to Read promotion. Okay, what's that? What that means is 442 00:21:29,520 --> 00:21:32,119 Speaker 1: you get two months free. We'll send you a gift 443 00:21:32,119 --> 00:21:33,920 Speaker 1: card as well, so you can go to an actual 444 00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:36,760 Speaker 1: store and pick out any book you want. And also 445 00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:40,080 Speaker 1: we have some flowers and some chocolates that you can 446 00:21:40,080 --> 00:21:42,679 Speaker 1: send to anybody. That's sort of where we get the 447 00:21:42,760 --> 00:21:45,280 Speaker 1: Love of Reading promotion from. You know, it's a love 448 00:21:45,320 --> 00:21:47,760 Speaker 1: thing the red roses and love and special loved in books. 449 00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:51,400 Speaker 1: Oh okay, yeah, that sounds awesome. What do you need 450 00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:54,200 Speaker 1: for me? Well, I can send out everything else because 451 00:21:54,240 --> 00:21:56,080 Speaker 1: we have your address, but I just need to get 452 00:21:56,080 --> 00:21:58,680 Speaker 1: these flowers delivered unless you want them to deliver it 453 00:21:58,760 --> 00:22:00,920 Speaker 1: to you. I'm going to need the name and address 454 00:22:01,040 --> 00:22:06,960 Speaker 1: of the person that you would like to receive these. Okay, um, 455 00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:11,879 Speaker 1: so this is for d D. I'm sorry, d D? 456 00:22:14,480 --> 00:22:19,680 Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? Uh? Yeah? What's going on here? 457 00:22:20,119 --> 00:22:22,719 Speaker 1: It sounded like your girlfriend Laura asking what's going on? 458 00:22:22,760 --> 00:22:29,280 Speaker 1: But I can't tell that's exactly who it is? Uh Laura? 459 00:22:29,520 --> 00:22:40,960 Speaker 1: Uh yeah, who is this? Who's d d um Devin? 460 00:22:41,119 --> 00:22:42,880 Speaker 1: I can tell you're confused, and I'll try to clear 461 00:22:42,880 --> 00:22:45,320 Speaker 1: that up for you. This is the Jewil Show. I'm Jewel. 462 00:22:45,359 --> 00:22:48,080 Speaker 1: That's my hat to sigh, Alex free yes, and that's English, Evan. 463 00:22:48,560 --> 00:22:50,760 Speaker 1: And your girlfriend Laura's on the phone because she suspected 464 00:22:50,800 --> 00:22:52,720 Speaker 1: you might be seeing someone and wanted to set you 465 00:22:52,800 --> 00:22:53,800 Speaker 1: up and see if we can catch you. And it 466 00:22:53,840 --> 00:22:55,960 Speaker 1: sounds like you might be seeing someone named d d 467 00:22:58,440 --> 00:23:01,440 Speaker 1: um d is just a friend of a friend. I 468 00:23:01,440 --> 00:23:04,639 Speaker 1: don't I don't really know what this is supposed to 469 00:23:04,640 --> 00:23:08,359 Speaker 1: be or what's going on. Yeah, okay, why would you 470 00:23:08,400 --> 00:23:10,919 Speaker 1: send flowers to a friend of a friend. I'm not 471 00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:14,480 Speaker 1: that stupid. This is bullshit. Okay, First of all, this 472 00:23:14,560 --> 00:23:18,160 Speaker 1: is not bullshit. She's just somebody I know who likes 473 00:23:18,200 --> 00:23:20,440 Speaker 1: flowers and I felt like, well, if I can send 474 00:23:20,440 --> 00:23:22,520 Speaker 1: flowers with somebody, why don't I depend it too? Somebody 475 00:23:22,680 --> 00:23:25,040 Speaker 1: who I know like flowers? Like, why don't you think 476 00:23:25,080 --> 00:23:29,240 Speaker 1: your girlfriend would want the flowers? Exactly? I mean, you 477 00:23:29,280 --> 00:23:32,840 Speaker 1: forget that you have a pause there said a lot. 478 00:23:32,880 --> 00:23:36,360 Speaker 1: I didn't forget that I had a girlfriend, Laura, I don't. 479 00:23:36,400 --> 00:23:38,359 Speaker 1: I just don't think of you as somebody who would 480 00:23:38,359 --> 00:23:44,399 Speaker 1: like flowers on me at all. Every girl likes flowers. Yeah, 481 00:23:44,400 --> 00:23:46,359 Speaker 1: even if they don't like flowers, they like flowers. The 482 00:23:46,840 --> 00:23:48,919 Speaker 1: thought of getting the flowers is what they like. Like, 483 00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:51,840 Speaker 1: I don't like flowers that much in general. And I've 484 00:23:51,840 --> 00:23:54,159 Speaker 1: always said, like if I don't give flowers on my anniversary, 485 00:23:54,160 --> 00:23:55,600 Speaker 1: like I really don't care. But then there was this 486 00:23:55,640 --> 00:23:57,639 Speaker 1: one year, why didn't give flowers anniversary? And I'm like 487 00:23:57,720 --> 00:24:03,639 Speaker 1: super pissed. So Devin, see she is Okay, let me 488 00:24:03,680 --> 00:24:07,639 Speaker 1: just clear this up. She is not my girlfriend. She's 489 00:24:07,680 --> 00:24:11,600 Speaker 1: just somebody I know and I have a social life. Okay, 490 00:24:12,760 --> 00:24:15,359 Speaker 1: she's a friend. I just said that. What else do 491 00:24:15,440 --> 00:24:19,080 Speaker 1: I have to say? Yeah, okay, what kind of friends? 492 00:24:19,760 --> 00:24:21,399 Speaker 1: I don't know? Just what what else do you do 493 00:24:21,440 --> 00:24:26,399 Speaker 1: with friends? Like I talk to them? Yeah? No, I 494 00:24:26,400 --> 00:24:29,520 Speaker 1: don't believe it. I forgot to mention something too. Why 495 00:24:29,520 --> 00:24:33,200 Speaker 1: are you searching women's underwear so much on your phone? Yes? 496 00:24:33,440 --> 00:24:36,160 Speaker 1: Are you buying those for me? I don't think so. No. 497 00:24:36,440 --> 00:24:39,119 Speaker 1: Why do you see commercials on TV? Like? What do 498 00:24:39,119 --> 00:24:40,879 Speaker 1: you think that these ads are reading our minds or 499 00:24:40,920 --> 00:24:43,400 Speaker 1: something like that? They're at they just show things. Yeah, 500 00:24:43,480 --> 00:24:45,960 Speaker 1: but oh, come on, give me a brain. Yeah you 501 00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:48,240 Speaker 1: know that if you google something, it comes up on 502 00:24:48,240 --> 00:24:51,800 Speaker 1: your phone? Yeah? What, I have never heard of that? 503 00:24:52,720 --> 00:24:56,360 Speaker 1: I feel like, Yeah, okay, so you wanted to send 504 00:24:56,359 --> 00:24:58,399 Speaker 1: flowers with someone named DEDI And yes, the way they 505 00:24:58,400 --> 00:25:00,640 Speaker 1: can market to people now on their phones based on 506 00:25:00,680 --> 00:25:03,320 Speaker 1: what you say because your speaker listens to you also 507 00:25:03,359 --> 00:25:06,159 Speaker 1: thinks you type in and your girlfriend Laura noticed women's 508 00:25:06,200 --> 00:25:08,200 Speaker 1: underwear adds on your phone, but she doesn't have any 509 00:25:08,359 --> 00:25:11,880 Speaker 1: underwear from you, so oh yeah, of course that's what 510 00:25:11,960 --> 00:25:14,240 Speaker 1: was happening you guys. Look at you guys, just thinking 511 00:25:14,280 --> 00:25:18,720 Speaker 1: you're a bunch of Internet detectives, Like, yeah, this is crazy. 512 00:25:18,920 --> 00:25:20,960 Speaker 1: You also said the name DD though that's not your 513 00:25:20,960 --> 00:25:24,680 Speaker 1: girlfriend's name is in flowers too? Okay, honestly, like she's 514 00:25:24,720 --> 00:25:28,720 Speaker 1: just a friend and Laura honestly you're being pretty ridiculous 515 00:25:28,760 --> 00:25:32,400 Speaker 1: right now, and we're gonna have to talk about this later. 516 00:25:32,480 --> 00:25:35,040 Speaker 1: I'm not happy with you right now. Oh, he's not 517 00:25:35,040 --> 00:25:40,000 Speaker 1: happy with you, Laura. I'm ridiculous. You're a cheater, ridiculous. 518 00:25:40,200 --> 00:25:44,359 Speaker 1: I'm not happy with you either. There. Yeah, of course, 519 00:25:44,400 --> 00:25:48,480 Speaker 1: Well it's out there all right, and I'm not the 520 00:25:48,520 --> 00:25:52,000 Speaker 1: one who's happy with you. So seriously, this is on you. Okay, 521 00:25:53,960 --> 00:26:01,320 Speaker 1: it's on me. You Oh my god, m hey, it's 522 00:26:01,480 --> 00:26:07,600 Speaker 1: this is all on you. Man. He did not want 523 00:26:07,640 --> 00:26:09,880 Speaker 1: to fess up to it. You might never get him 524 00:26:09,920 --> 00:26:13,040 Speaker 1: to actually answer that, but you should. Honestly, it's definitely 525 00:26:13,080 --> 00:26:15,280 Speaker 1: clear that he was messing around someone named DEDI. Yeah, 526 00:26:15,280 --> 00:26:20,520 Speaker 1: he doesn't sound like a very good guy. No, unbelievable. Well, 527 00:26:20,520 --> 00:26:21,800 Speaker 1: I we tell everybody at the end of these if 528 00:26:21,840 --> 00:26:23,320 Speaker 1: you do find out that someone's cheating on you, just 529 00:26:23,400 --> 00:26:24,920 Speaker 1: know that you can move on and you can find 530 00:26:24,960 --> 00:26:27,439 Speaker 1: someone who will gladly send flowers to you, even if 531 00:26:27,440 --> 00:26:29,639 Speaker 1: you don't like flowers. Right, And if they're searching women's 532 00:26:29,680 --> 00:26:31,840 Speaker 1: underwear on their phone, it's either because they want to 533 00:26:31,840 --> 00:26:35,560 Speaker 1: buy it for themselves or you exactly. Okay, all right, 534 00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:38,919 Speaker 1: thank you, guys. I really appreciate it. Sorry, I have 535 00:26:38,960 --> 00:26:43,639 Speaker 1: a better day than the Jewil Shows. More of the 536 00:26:43,760 --> 00:26:56,160 Speaker 1: Roses The Jewel Show on demand only on iHeartRadio. He's 537 00:26:56,200 --> 00:26:58,720 Speaker 1: ready to see two fifteen year old girls go at 538 00:26:58,720 --> 00:27:03,440 Speaker 1: an in trivia because we're on quarantine. Someone on the 539 00:27:03,480 --> 00:27:06,400 Speaker 1: show tested positive for COVID, so we've had to stay home. 540 00:27:06,440 --> 00:27:09,119 Speaker 1: Alex and I are at our house. English Evan is 541 00:27:09,240 --> 00:27:12,159 Speaker 1: at home underneath the covers, and he looks like a 542 00:27:12,200 --> 00:27:13,880 Speaker 1: fifteen year old girl who's trying not to get caught 543 00:27:13,880 --> 00:27:17,280 Speaker 1: on the phone right now, and he's going to play 544 00:27:17,359 --> 00:27:20,639 Speaker 1: Beat the brit today with Alex's daughter Bella because we 545 00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:22,199 Speaker 1: couldn't get a caller on the phone. So or like, 546 00:27:22,240 --> 00:27:23,800 Speaker 1: how can we play Beat the britt when we've had 547 00:27:23,840 --> 00:27:25,760 Speaker 1: to be quarantine because someone on the show got COVID. Oh, 548 00:27:25,840 --> 00:27:28,200 Speaker 1: let's just grab Bella to play against English. Even so, Evan, 549 00:27:28,240 --> 00:27:30,359 Speaker 1: are you ready to see if you can beat Bella? 550 00:27:30,520 --> 00:27:32,240 Speaker 1: I would like to add this is the first time 551 00:27:32,359 --> 00:27:37,560 Speaker 1: I felt confident in this game ever. All right, Well, 552 00:27:37,920 --> 00:27:40,480 Speaker 1: because we can't send you out of the studio and 553 00:27:40,480 --> 00:27:42,359 Speaker 1: I'm looking at you on the video here, I'm gonna 554 00:27:42,359 --> 00:27:44,840 Speaker 1: put it on mute, okay, and then she's gonna answer 555 00:27:44,840 --> 00:27:46,760 Speaker 1: her questions and then we'll bring you back on. Just 556 00:27:47,160 --> 00:27:49,679 Speaker 1: don't walk away and keep looking at the camera so 557 00:27:49,720 --> 00:27:51,640 Speaker 1: I can wave for you when I'm gonna take it off. Mute. 558 00:27:51,680 --> 00:27:53,920 Speaker 1: All right, okay, I got it, all right, good luck 559 00:27:54,480 --> 00:27:56,120 Speaker 1: doing that. I can picture you're doing that like you're 560 00:27:56,119 --> 00:27:57,600 Speaker 1: in the corner plane with your cat. All of a sudden, 561 00:27:57,600 --> 00:28:01,520 Speaker 1: then I'm like Evan, So here we go. I'm putting 562 00:28:01,560 --> 00:28:06,360 Speaker 1: it on. Mute Evan, Heaven, I can't you can't here? 563 00:28:06,400 --> 00:28:08,440 Speaker 1: All right? Okay, okay, all right? Bell? Are alright? Bell? 564 00:28:08,440 --> 00:28:11,800 Speaker 1: Are you ready here? Come over to this microphone here? Okay, 565 00:28:11,960 --> 00:28:15,720 Speaker 1: right right there? Okay, is that cut not comfortable because 566 00:28:15,760 --> 00:28:17,040 Speaker 1: you can move it if you need so, who's the 567 00:28:17,119 --> 00:28:19,120 Speaker 1: come all right? Bell? Are you ready? Yeah? You got 568 00:28:19,160 --> 00:28:21,280 Speaker 1: thirty seconds. Answer as many questions as possible. If you 569 00:28:21,320 --> 00:28:22,920 Speaker 1: don't know one, just say passing. You have to beat 570 00:28:22,960 --> 00:28:25,520 Speaker 1: English Heaven out right to win. Okay, okay, here we go. 571 00:28:25,800 --> 00:28:29,440 Speaker 1: Your thirty seconds starts. Now. What is the nickname for 572 00:28:29,480 --> 00:28:31,359 Speaker 1: the bell of the clock at the Palace of Westminster 573 00:28:31,440 --> 00:28:37,760 Speaker 1: in London? Pass? How many pairs of wings does bees have? Four? 574 00:28:38,160 --> 00:28:41,120 Speaker 1: What is the name of Mickey Mouse's pet dog Pluto? 575 00:28:41,360 --> 00:28:43,280 Speaker 1: And what movie will you find characters who are looking 576 00:28:43,280 --> 00:28:47,160 Speaker 1: for a brain, a heart and courage? Oh? Wis in Wonderland? 577 00:28:47,400 --> 00:28:51,080 Speaker 1: How many bonds is a shark have? Two hundred and three? 578 00:28:51,160 --> 00:28:52,880 Speaker 1: In a nursery rhyme? Who's that on a wall before 579 00:28:52,880 --> 00:28:56,480 Speaker 1: having a great fall? Oh? Humpty dumpy? How many Harry potterboks? 580 00:28:56,480 --> 00:29:03,600 Speaker 1: Are there? Six times? Good? You did a good job. 581 00:29:03,840 --> 00:29:09,960 Speaker 1: Evan usually only gets one, right, So evand now Evan? 582 00:29:12,320 --> 00:29:15,560 Speaker 1: All right, Evan is back. Remember Evan's at home right 583 00:29:15,560 --> 00:29:17,040 Speaker 1: now because we're all on quarantine because someone on the 584 00:29:17,040 --> 00:29:19,040 Speaker 1: show tested positive for COVID, so we can't come back 585 00:29:19,040 --> 00:29:22,160 Speaker 1: in the studio until twenty twenty four. I think, how 586 00:29:22,200 --> 00:29:26,920 Speaker 1: did how did the budget on a budget? She didn't 587 00:29:26,920 --> 00:29:30,680 Speaker 1: do too bad? Actually, okay, okay, all right, okay, we're 588 00:29:30,680 --> 00:29:33,320 Speaker 1: gonna see how you stack up against Alex's fifteen year 589 00:29:33,360 --> 00:29:35,640 Speaker 1: old daughter Bella. You're ready to go, Evan? I am 590 00:29:35,680 --> 00:29:37,320 Speaker 1: so ready. Bring it on? All right, here we go. 591 00:29:37,440 --> 00:29:40,440 Speaker 1: Your time starts now. What is the nickname for the 592 00:29:40,440 --> 00:29:42,840 Speaker 1: bell of the clock of the Palace of Westminster in London? 593 00:29:43,440 --> 00:29:46,640 Speaker 1: Um the Big Big Ben? How many pairs of wings? 594 00:29:46,680 --> 00:29:49,920 Speaker 1: Just be have a fool. What is the name of 595 00:29:49,960 --> 00:29:53,680 Speaker 1: Mickey Mouse's pet dog, Pluto? And what movie will you 596 00:29:53,680 --> 00:29:55,720 Speaker 1: find characters who are looking for a brain of heart 597 00:29:55,720 --> 00:29:59,320 Speaker 1: and courage? Um? The Wizard of Oz? How many bones 598 00:29:59,400 --> 00:30:03,800 Speaker 1: do you sharks? True question? Now you don't have any 599 00:30:04,480 --> 00:30:06,560 Speaker 1: in the nursery? Run? Who's that at a wall before 600 00:30:06,560 --> 00:30:08,840 Speaker 1: having a great fall? He'll be dump d How many 601 00:30:08,880 --> 00:30:13,240 Speaker 1: Harry Potter books are there? Oh? Time is up? But 602 00:30:13,320 --> 00:30:15,160 Speaker 1: you got that one in on time? Job, you guys, 603 00:30:15,200 --> 00:30:16,840 Speaker 1: you got that in on time? Yeah? Good job. All right, 604 00:30:16,920 --> 00:30:19,760 Speaker 1: let's see how you guys did. Remember we're on quarantine 605 00:30:19,760 --> 00:30:21,720 Speaker 1: because someone on the show tested positive for COVID. So 606 00:30:21,760 --> 00:30:26,040 Speaker 1: today English Evan is playing Alex's daughter Bella or beat 607 00:30:26,080 --> 00:30:28,360 Speaker 1: the brit and I feel like I might have won. 608 00:30:28,400 --> 00:30:30,080 Speaker 1: I know that I definitely got at least three or 609 00:30:30,120 --> 00:30:36,920 Speaker 1: four Bella, you got two correct? Not bad at all? Oh? Okay, 610 00:30:37,160 --> 00:30:41,080 Speaker 1: good yeah? English even usually gets only one correct? So 611 00:30:41,800 --> 00:30:45,120 Speaker 1: did you beat English Evan? Evan? Unfortunately for you, Bella 612 00:30:45,200 --> 00:30:48,200 Speaker 1: had the game of his life one, two, three, four 613 00:30:48,280 --> 00:30:53,560 Speaker 1: or five? Six questions? Oh gosh, what were the answers? 614 00:30:53,720 --> 00:30:56,800 Speaker 1: But I'm trying to figure out how he got six? Guys, 615 00:30:57,600 --> 00:30:59,960 Speaker 1: you should Remember I am a twenty six year old man. 616 00:31:00,280 --> 00:31:03,720 Speaker 1: I'm not a shocked that Evan got more than one, right, 617 00:31:04,160 --> 00:31:06,480 Speaker 1: Like we're trying to get tested, you know, I'm not 618 00:31:06,560 --> 00:31:09,600 Speaker 1: a try Wait, no, you counted wrong. He got five right? 619 00:31:09,840 --> 00:31:13,040 Speaker 1: Never mind five? My bad. I don't keep score normally, yeah, 620 00:31:13,120 --> 00:31:15,120 Speaker 1: because I can't count. So yeah, still out five, which 621 00:31:15,120 --> 00:31:16,800 Speaker 1: is still an amazing game for you, Evan. I'm gonna 622 00:31:16,800 --> 00:31:20,680 Speaker 1: send you a jewels All right, let's go over the answer. 623 00:31:20,800 --> 00:31:22,560 Speaker 1: So what is the nickname for the bell of the 624 00:31:22,600 --> 00:31:26,280 Speaker 1: clock at the Palace of Westminster and London? Big Ben? Nice? 625 00:31:26,320 --> 00:31:28,280 Speaker 1: How many pairs of wings do bees have? They have 626 00:31:28,400 --> 00:31:32,800 Speaker 1: two sets? Okay? What is the name of Mickey Mouse's 627 00:31:32,800 --> 00:31:35,120 Speaker 1: pet dog? Is Pluto? In what movie will you find 628 00:31:35,160 --> 00:31:37,520 Speaker 1: characters who are looking for a brand of heart and courage? 629 00:31:37,680 --> 00:31:39,960 Speaker 1: Is the Wizard of Oz my favorite movie? Dang, yeah, 630 00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:41,880 Speaker 1: I got this two confused. I was gonna say Wizard 631 00:31:41,920 --> 00:31:45,120 Speaker 1: of Oz, but I said Alice instead. How many bones 632 00:31:45,160 --> 00:31:48,400 Speaker 1: do sharks have? Zero? What in the nursery rhyme who 633 00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:50,080 Speaker 1: sat on a wall before having a great fall is 634 00:31:50,120 --> 00:31:54,360 Speaker 1: Humpty dumpty? How many Harry Potter bugs are there? Total? Seven? O? 635 00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:57,960 Speaker 1: One guest six one guest eight. Yeah, it's where that 636 00:31:57,960 --> 00:32:01,040 Speaker 1: Harry Potter would actually get that wrong. I well, thanks 637 00:32:01,040 --> 00:32:05,120 Speaker 1: for playing Bella and the seven. Congratulations on getting more 638 00:32:05,160 --> 00:32:08,160 Speaker 1: than one right. Beat the Bread Every Tuesday and Thursday 639 00:32:08,240 --> 00:32:12,720 Speaker 1: at this time The Jebel Show on demand only on iHeartRadio. 640 00:32:13,320 --> 00:32:16,920 Speaker 1: Who's Alex's worst person in the world today? Who's alex 641 00:32:17,040 --> 00:32:21,080 Speaker 1: worst person in the world today? Tom Brady? My worst 642 00:32:21,120 --> 00:32:24,040 Speaker 1: person today is Tom Brady, like the former New England 643 00:32:24,160 --> 00:32:28,520 Speaker 1: Patriots quarterback Tampa Bay Buccaneers quarterback deflated Ball's guy back 644 00:32:28,560 --> 00:32:31,720 Speaker 1: sent from Jesus. Yeah. Yeah, it's not my worst person 645 00:32:31,760 --> 00:32:35,280 Speaker 1: because of that? Is it because he endorses ugs? Yeah, 646 00:32:35,520 --> 00:32:40,120 Speaker 1: he's endorses that is a train wreck. Anyhow, Tom Brady 647 00:32:40,160 --> 00:32:42,600 Speaker 1: is my worst person. Back in April of this year, 648 00:32:42,840 --> 00:32:47,000 Speaker 1: Tom's supplement and merchandise company is called TB twelve. Okay, 649 00:32:47,080 --> 00:32:49,760 Speaker 1: Tom Brady, just like every other athlete has a supplement 650 00:32:50,200 --> 00:32:52,240 Speaker 1: you buy whatever kind of protein, shanks and stuff like 651 00:32:52,240 --> 00:32:54,240 Speaker 1: that to maybe one day you can throw like Tom 652 00:32:54,240 --> 00:32:57,960 Speaker 1: Brady exactly. It's called TB twelve. Well, his company got 653 00:32:57,960 --> 00:33:02,200 Speaker 1: about nine hundred and sixty thousand dollars in pandemic relief. 654 00:33:02,280 --> 00:33:04,480 Speaker 1: Oh so they took out one of those loans that 655 00:33:04,480 --> 00:33:07,800 Speaker 1: they were giving businesses. Listen to this. Just last week, 656 00:33:08,120 --> 00:33:12,840 Speaker 1: Tom bought himself a new multimillion dollars yacht. Oh my gosh, 657 00:33:12,880 --> 00:33:16,280 Speaker 1: so one of those PPP loans that they were giving 658 00:33:16,280 --> 00:33:18,320 Speaker 1: out the people at the start of the lockdown for 659 00:33:18,400 --> 00:33:22,080 Speaker 1: small businesses to help them stay afloat. Tom Brady's got 660 00:33:22,120 --> 00:33:24,360 Speaker 1: more money than God. Yeah, if you look at the 661 00:33:24,400 --> 00:33:28,280 Speaker 1: Forbes list, he's right above God. He has so much money. 662 00:33:28,320 --> 00:33:30,600 Speaker 1: And he took out a huge PPP loan and then 663 00:33:30,760 --> 00:33:33,200 Speaker 1: bought a yacht. He got almost a million dollars in 664 00:33:33,280 --> 00:33:36,120 Speaker 1: pandemic relief from a PPP program. He put himself a 665 00:33:36,160 --> 00:33:39,480 Speaker 1: multimillion dollars yat. That makes my head want to explode. Yeah, 666 00:33:39,480 --> 00:33:42,360 Speaker 1: that's terrible. What about the small businesses that actually needed 667 00:33:42,360 --> 00:33:44,560 Speaker 1: some cash that went out of business because they have 668 00:33:44,640 --> 00:33:47,360 Speaker 1: no cash. Yeah, and they definitely don't have yachts. No, 669 00:33:47,760 --> 00:33:49,680 Speaker 1: I don't even have money to pay their bills. But 670 00:33:49,800 --> 00:33:52,840 Speaker 1: Tom Brady he gets to buy a brand new, multimillion 671 00:33:52,840 --> 00:33:54,760 Speaker 1: dollars yacht. You know what, I like that you're bringing 672 00:33:54,800 --> 00:33:57,640 Speaker 1: up Tom Brady because Tom Brady's one of those guys 673 00:33:57,720 --> 00:34:00,640 Speaker 1: that everybody well you hate him if you root against 674 00:34:00,720 --> 00:34:02,680 Speaker 1: him in sports. But he's one of those guys that 675 00:34:02,680 --> 00:34:04,760 Speaker 1: everybody talks about. He's just so perfect, you know, he's 676 00:34:04,800 --> 00:34:10,920 Speaker 1: like just all American. He's married to Giselle, He's endorses ugs, 677 00:34:11,320 --> 00:34:13,759 Speaker 1: he takes out loans and buys yachts with them. But 678 00:34:13,880 --> 00:34:16,920 Speaker 1: even the cheating thing, the deflated ball scandal and football 679 00:34:17,040 --> 00:34:20,280 Speaker 1: kind of got glossed over because he's the perfect image 680 00:34:20,360 --> 00:34:23,359 Speaker 1: for the NFL. Tom is currently playing under a two 681 00:34:23,440 --> 00:34:26,880 Speaker 1: year fifty million dollars you'll look to get backers. Wow, 682 00:34:27,080 --> 00:34:29,600 Speaker 1: he's got fifty mil. And then while you were talking, 683 00:34:29,600 --> 00:34:32,239 Speaker 1: I looked up his net worth. His net worth is 684 00:34:32,280 --> 00:34:34,960 Speaker 1: over two hundred million dollars. Yeah, I'm wondering off to 685 00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:37,680 Speaker 1: hearing this story, Alex if he accepted the twelve hundred 686 00:34:37,680 --> 00:34:41,840 Speaker 1: dollars stimulus check probably and he was like at his 687 00:34:41,920 --> 00:34:44,160 Speaker 1: mailbox waiting for it, just like everybody else, like, man, 688 00:34:44,160 --> 00:34:46,440 Speaker 1: where's my stimulus check? And they're like, Tom, you have 689 00:34:46,560 --> 00:34:49,080 Speaker 1: three hundred million dollars. Man, He's like, I know, but 690 00:34:49,120 --> 00:34:52,120 Speaker 1: I can use extra twelve hundred new seats on my yacht. 691 00:34:52,760 --> 00:34:54,440 Speaker 1: It doesn't matter where it's coming from. They will take 692 00:34:54,440 --> 00:34:57,399 Speaker 1: any freaking penny they can get anywhere. Yeah, I'm saying, 693 00:34:57,560 --> 00:34:59,920 Speaker 1: I know, I wish, really wish we would have defrauded 694 00:35:00,160 --> 00:35:02,399 Speaker 1: the government somehow and taking out a PPP loan. I'm 695 00:35:02,400 --> 00:35:03,839 Speaker 1: really sad we didn't do that. You know. The thing 696 00:35:03,840 --> 00:35:06,479 Speaker 1: that always bothers me about Tom Brady too, is he's 697 00:35:06,520 --> 00:35:09,359 Speaker 1: old first NFL standards. In reality, he's not that old, 698 00:35:09,440 --> 00:35:13,160 Speaker 1: but for football, he's very old. And whenever they show 699 00:35:13,239 --> 00:35:15,919 Speaker 1: him on TV, the sports commentators are always like, it's 700 00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:20,240 Speaker 1: amazing what he's doing at his age. It is so 701 00:35:20,360 --> 00:35:24,560 Speaker 1: amazing that over forty years old and he's still playing football. 702 00:35:24,880 --> 00:35:28,040 Speaker 1: And I'm like, no, not really, it's not that amazing 703 00:35:28,040 --> 00:35:30,520 Speaker 1: if you think about it. Okay, because Tom Brady, Yes, 704 00:35:30,560 --> 00:35:33,359 Speaker 1: he's over forty and he's playing in the NFL, which 705 00:35:33,400 --> 00:35:36,000 Speaker 1: is impressive. It's a hard game. Tom Brady is worth 706 00:35:36,200 --> 00:35:38,879 Speaker 1: hundreds of millions of dollars. Just got a new loan, 707 00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:41,480 Speaker 1: just got a new yacht, right, Well, he's worth hundreds 708 00:35:41,520 --> 00:35:44,120 Speaker 1: of millions of dollars. He has all these trainers, all 709 00:35:44,200 --> 00:35:46,680 Speaker 1: kinds of medical help, all kinds of everything. He can get, 710 00:35:46,680 --> 00:35:49,120 Speaker 1: the best physical therapy, the best of everything. He only 711 00:35:49,160 --> 00:35:52,000 Speaker 1: works in the NFL during the season. That's really not 712 00:35:52,080 --> 00:35:54,640 Speaker 1: like a hero. No, he's still really young. I mean 713 00:35:54,680 --> 00:35:56,560 Speaker 1: they're like you said, there's so many things to help 714 00:35:56,600 --> 00:36:00,319 Speaker 1: his body, like tryal therapy, yeah, to help you build 715 00:36:00,320 --> 00:36:02,879 Speaker 1: your muscles and all the supplements, like, of course he's 716 00:36:02,880 --> 00:36:04,880 Speaker 1: still young. Of course he's still in good shape. You 717 00:36:04,880 --> 00:36:07,520 Speaker 1: know what a hero is. Try being forty and working 718 00:36:07,520 --> 00:36:11,080 Speaker 1: an office job. You wake up every day and you're like, oh, 719 00:36:11,160 --> 00:36:13,920 Speaker 1: I could barely move my lower back hurts. And then 720 00:36:13,920 --> 00:36:17,160 Speaker 1: if you sit in a non ergonomic chair all day 721 00:36:17,200 --> 00:36:19,640 Speaker 1: while you're back just hurts. And you get home and 722 00:36:19,680 --> 00:36:21,920 Speaker 1: you can't sleep, and you have to go through that, 723 00:36:21,960 --> 00:36:26,919 Speaker 1: and and you have to do it until you're probably seventy. 724 00:36:27,480 --> 00:36:29,880 Speaker 1: Tom Brady can retire whenever he wants. I think the 725 00:36:29,960 --> 00:36:34,319 Speaker 1: heroes are just the regular, the regular five to nine guys. Yeah, 726 00:36:34,360 --> 00:36:37,879 Speaker 1: and girls girls. Sorry. So when that was saying it's 727 00:36:37,880 --> 00:36:39,200 Speaker 1: amazing that Tom Brady has to do that, it's like 728 00:36:39,239 --> 00:36:41,600 Speaker 1: he could retire whenever he wants. Everybody else that's over 729 00:36:41,640 --> 00:36:44,080 Speaker 1: forty everything hurts on them all the time, and they 730 00:36:44,120 --> 00:36:45,680 Speaker 1: still have to get up every single day and go 731 00:36:45,719 --> 00:36:46,799 Speaker 1: to a job that they're going to have to do 732 00:36:46,840 --> 00:36:50,080 Speaker 1: for another forty years. Yeah here on my butt. Well, 733 00:36:50,160 --> 00:36:53,279 Speaker 1: Tom Brady, because you stole a million dollars from the 734 00:36:53,320 --> 00:36:55,759 Speaker 1: government that should have gone to other small businesses to 735 00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:58,919 Speaker 1: keep them in business and botany yacht with it. You're 736 00:36:58,920 --> 00:37:01,160 Speaker 1: the worst person in the world today. That was Miss's 737 00:37:01,200 --> 00:37:04,440 Speaker 1: worst person in the world today. That was Miles's worst 738 00:37:04,440 --> 00:37:05,960 Speaker 1: person in the world today.