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Speaker 1: Jewbles Dirty Little Secret on the New Hits and one Hello, Hello, Hey,

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Speaker 1: you have a dirty little secret? I do, sweet? What

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Speaker 1: is it all right? So? I was pregnant with my

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Speaker 1: first child with we'll call him a sperm donor, and

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Speaker 1: so I try to be nice. I found out he

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Speaker 1: was cheating on me, and when I decided to have

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Speaker 1: my hormones tape revenge, I had possession of his car

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Speaker 1: at the time, I was under my name, So I

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Speaker 1: decided to throw all this stuff out and then put

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Speaker 1: all like the heavy stuff around his car because he

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Speaker 1: didn't like to lift. Then I know he left his

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Speaker 1: car so very much. I decided to put all his

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Speaker 1: clothes and his car with a can of tuna and

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Speaker 1: under the seat of the passenger seat because he never

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Speaker 1: cleans it. And then I put a can of anchophies

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Speaker 1: in the back of his trunk. Girl, he never cleaned it.

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Speaker 1: So he was complaining the whole week of whyott smell.

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Speaker 1: He's complaining he couldn't get any dates, And I said,

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Speaker 1: I'm like, maybe need clean car, Dude, Like, I can't

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Speaker 1: help you. He brought home a woman I didn't know about.

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Speaker 1: I found out that I had cameras in my house. So

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Speaker 1: then I put I cracked eggs and the vents us. Yes,

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Speaker 1: So when he turned on his car, you can smell

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Speaker 1: it for a mile and you can just hear him

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Speaker 1: with the windows down, gag and on the way to work.

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Speaker 1: And of course she probably worked right next to his work,

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Speaker 1: so you could just tell. Everybody parks so far away

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Speaker 1: from his car. It was just the best reason, like, hi, yeah, out,

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Speaker 1: my people avoided the car. So he had no idea

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Speaker 1: what it was, no idea what it was. And I

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Speaker 1: eventually got my name off the car. But to the day,

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Speaker 1: he still doesn't know what happened and how he did it.

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Speaker 1: He still talked about it, and his friends always tell

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Speaker 1: me he doesn't know how it happened. Did he eventually

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Speaker 1: cleaned it? I'm guessing. But so he never tried to

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Speaker 1: figure out how an egg got cracked into the air

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Speaker 1: vent of his car. No, he never guessed it. And

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Speaker 1: I guess he went to a cleaner and the cleaner's

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Speaker 1: church and double the pricks. It is so bad, girl.

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Speaker 1: It sounds like it was a good thing you got

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Speaker 1: away from this sperm donor. He doesn't sound very smart.

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Speaker 1: It was the biggest thing, and I unfortunately had told

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Speaker 1: my oldest about it, and he always tells me, he

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Speaker 1: like you were just so me like I had to.

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Speaker 1: It was just the best thing to get revenge for sure. Yeah, smartly,

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Speaker 1: honestly you said it was your car. It was my

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Speaker 1: car at the time. And then when we finally broke

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Speaker 1: up and called it off and I moved States with

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Speaker 1: our kid, I drop my name off of it. And

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Speaker 1: he just hasn't figured it out, okay, because I was like,

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Speaker 1: did you keep my own car sacrifices? Well, thank you

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Speaker 1: for your dirty little secret. Thank you. I have a

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Speaker 1: good one bye. What's your dirty little secret? Text subol

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Speaker 1: to four one oh sixty one