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Speaker 1: And let's meet today's contestant, Kelsey. What's up, Kelsey? How

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Speaker 1: are you?

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Speaker 2: I'm doing great?

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Speaker 1: How are you guys? Wonderful? Thank you for asking?

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Speaker 2: You feeling pretty hyped up? How are you feeling, Kelsey?

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Speaker 2: She's pretty amazing. We have but I'm feeling hyped up.

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Speaker 3: That was like a different kind of adjective she had,

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Speaker 3: like a different one.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Kelsey, do you play? Do you play in the

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Speaker 1: car a lot when you hear this segment? I do?

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Speaker 4: And I was listening to it yesterday morning, and that's

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Speaker 4: when I actually signed up to be a contestant. I

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Speaker 4: was really excited for the phone call.

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Speaker 1: So yesterday's game that made you be like I can

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Speaker 1: do this.

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Speaker 5: Wait really, all right, here we go.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna send Victoria out of the studio, and while

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Speaker 1: she's leaving, Kelsey, here's how it works. Thirty seconds to

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Speaker 1: answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know one,

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Speaker 1: just say pass, and Victoria has to beat you outright

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Speaker 1: to win. Okay, all right, all right, the door is closed,

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Speaker 1: Victoria is outside, and here we go, Kelsey, Your time

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Speaker 1: starts now.

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Speaker 3: Which Shakespeare play features the characters Oberon and Titania. Path,

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Speaker 3: what's the capital city of Nigeria?

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Speaker 1: Past?

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Speaker 5: What planet do we live on Earth?

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Speaker 2: In?

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Speaker 5: What century was the printing press invented?

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Speaker 2: Eighteenth century?

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Speaker 5: What is the famous Einstein equation?

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Speaker 3: E equals what's the longest bone in the human body?

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Speaker 2: I believe with your famer.

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Speaker 1: All right, got that, and it'll bring Victoria back into

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Speaker 1: the studio. And while Victoria is getting ready and putting

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Speaker 1: your headphones on and stuff, here's a question for you, Kelsey.

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Speaker 1: Would you rather sneeze glitter or burp confetti?

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Speaker 5: Oh?

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Speaker 4: Oh, I mean I've like burped, like you know, if

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Speaker 4: you like like burp and it like comes out your nose.

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Speaker 4: I feel like burp and confetti would be easier than

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Speaker 4: sneeze and glitter.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like sneeze and glitter would like hurt

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Speaker 1: for some reason.

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Speaker 4: Exactly, it's good to me.

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Speaker 1: Sharp just feel like you burn more than you sneeze,

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Speaker 1: And it seems like a more regular problem that you'd have. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: because you gotta clean up at you know, all the

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Speaker 1: confetti all the time.

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Speaker 4: Exactly.

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Speaker 3: I wouldn't make myself sneeze all the time just to

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Speaker 3: have glitter come out.

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Speaker 5: Have you ever taken a neck massage? To your nose.

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Speaker 3: You take a message to your nose like it makes

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Speaker 3: you sneeze, like almost immediately.

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Speaker 1: Yesterday in the car. I don't recommend doing it in

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Speaker 1: the car because you start sneezing in the car. I

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Speaker 1: had my little massage gunny thing in the car with me,

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Speaker 1: and I was like, I wonder what happens if I

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Speaker 1: put it on my nose? And then I started sneezing

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Speaker 1: a bunch, and I was like, probably shouldn't do that

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Speaker 1: while I'm driving.

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Speaker 2: What are you two doing with neck massage?

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Speaker 5: I'm with Victoria, aren't you multipurple?

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Speaker 1: I got it in my car.

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Speaker 5: I'll grab it.

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Speaker 1: You guys can put it on your nose and see

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Speaker 1: how it feels. I'm good, Kelsey, ever put a neck

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Speaker 1: massage on your nose?

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Speaker 4: No?

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Speaker 1: That one?

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Speaker 5: All right?

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Speaker 1: Well, I recommend you try it when you give it

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Speaker 1: a shot a chance. All right, Here we go, Victoria

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Speaker 1: thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If

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Speaker 1: you don't know one, just say pass and you have

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Speaker 1: to beat Kelsey outrights Wain and Kelsey you can tell

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Speaker 1: Victoria when to go.

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Speaker 3: Which Shakespeare play features the characters Oberon and Titania, Rome

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Speaker 3: and Uliette. What's the capital city of Nigeria? Uh oh,

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Speaker 3: I don't know past what planet do we live on?

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Speaker 4: Earth? In?

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Speaker 5: What century was the printing press invented of what?

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Speaker 4: Then?

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Speaker 2: Ah? Eighteenth?

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Speaker 5: What is the famous Einstein equation?

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Speaker 4: Uh oh?

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Speaker 2: Why plus wait? Wait wait m x plus b eagles?

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Speaker 2: Why wait? Why plus max plus I don't know?

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Speaker 4: Next?

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Speaker 5: Out of time?

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Speaker 1: All right, let's send it over to the scoreboard. Let's

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Speaker 1: see how you guys did without a scoreboard.

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Speaker 5: Producer Victoria didn't get one correct on Earth.

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Speaker 1: Kelsey got three correct congratulas. As you did it, Victoria,

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Speaker 1: you got postlone tickets.

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Speaker 2: Also that we live on Earth.

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Speaker 5: All right, let's get the answers now.

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Speaker 3: In Midsummer Night's Dream is the Shakespeare play that features

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Speaker 3: Oberon and Titania. The capital of Nigeria is a Bouja.

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Speaker 3: The planet that we live on is Earth.

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Speaker 2: That one locked?

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Speaker 1: That one in?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, you really did. The printing press was invented in

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Speaker 5: the fifteenth century.

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Speaker 3: D it. The Einstein equation is e equals mc squared.

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Speaker 2: Why yet know?

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Speaker 5: The longest bone in the human body is the femur Kelsey.

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Speaker 1: Thank you very much for playing it. Congratulations because you

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Speaker 1: did a good dude.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, we play you Verstoria Victoria.

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Speaker 2: Oh thanks, Kelsey.

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Speaker 1: We play you verse Victoria the same time every single

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Speaker 1: weekday morning. Remember if you want to play Victoria, just

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Speaker 1: dm us at the Jubile Show or go to the

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Speaker 1: Jubilshow dot com. Also remember the Jubile Show will be

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Speaker 5: Yeah, bring the neck massage or so everybody can sneeze.

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Speaker 1: Oh, we should definitely do that. We'll pass around the

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Speaker 1: neck massage you can put on your nose. Oh, this

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Speaker 1: is trippy.

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Speaker 5: It is kind of weird.

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Speaker 2: You want to pass around a neck massager. That's sick?

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Speaker 4: Why?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, its probably unsanitary. Well yeah, maybe maybe they make

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Speaker 1: some sort of thing you can put over the little wipes. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we need some wipes or yeah, and.

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Speaker 2: Everyone can t neck massager. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll make sure that it's safe. We'll practice safe

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Speaker 1: nose massaging at the show June twenty second to Coma

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