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Speaker 1: You know, I gotta say I wasn't really in the

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Speaker 2: Well this show did it for me.

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Speaker 3: About time I really did Christmas.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I dude, I'm here. I'm here for it. It's

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Speaker 2: Brook and Jeffrey. We got a full hour for you

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Speaker 2: with a lot of fun.

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Speaker 1: We got some Thanksgiving funny horror stories coming up and

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Speaker 1: Jeff's song I'm sorry.

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Speaker 4: He nailed that the amount of sound effects and background

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Speaker 1: Yes, yes, I mean it will be the Thanksgiving anthem

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Speaker 1: for here until eternity in my mind. So definitely stick

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Speaker 1: around for that. And you know what, we're in the

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Speaker 1: spirit of giving. Let's read a comment.

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Speaker 4: Yes, motas said, am I the only person who likes

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Speaker 4: callar questions, Oh and to.

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Speaker 2: Answer that, yes, you are the only one who likes those.

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Speaker 1: Come on, I always has something to do. Well, maybe

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Speaker 1: he'll do it again today.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe you know.

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Speaker 1: I guess you're about to find out, because the full

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Speaker 1: hour starts right now.

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Speaker 5: The listeners have spoken and they want one thing.

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Speaker 6: More.

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Speaker 5: Hero of the week. It's broken Jeffrey in the morning

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Speaker 5: and today's hero is a man in France named Olivier Marcham.

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Speaker 5: He recently bought a house and wanted to put a

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Speaker 2: I want to go visit. Doesn't sound it's a chateau,

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Speaker 5: So he started digging and that's when he unearthed something incredible.

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Speaker 5: What buried under his property were five solid gold bars

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Speaker 7: Oh my god, that's your treasure.

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Speaker 2: Is so happy that the former owners were bank robbers.

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Speaker 5: The question is when you find literal buried treasure in

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Speaker 5: your property, what do you do? Well, Olivier did the

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Speaker 5: Well, he figured, you know, they'll study it, maybe find

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Speaker 5: the historical significance behind it, determine the real value, and

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Speaker 5: then they'd let him keep it since it's on his property,

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Speaker 2: I feel like this isn't gonna work out for him.

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Speaker 5: Well, it turns out Olivier was a liscrewed because the

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Speaker 2: Oh yikes, and I thought the ancient That's.

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Speaker 5: What he thought. But no, they had serial numbers on

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Speaker 5: them that could be traced to the person who made them, which,

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Speaker 5: You would think nobody knows why they buried it in

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Speaker 1: If you forget to dig up your buried gold before

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Speaker 1: you moved, you didn't really need it anyway.

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Speaker 5: You don't hear that advice very often.

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Speaker 2: You know exactly where it is.

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Speaker 5: So Olivier was forced to give up the entire eight

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Speaker 5: hundred thousand dollars treasure trove, and he ended up with nothing.

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Speaker 5: I shouldn't say nothing. He got his pool, I saddest

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Speaker 5: we're gonna move on to the shock dollar question of

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Speaker 5: the day with a man who's about to drop some

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Speaker 5: gold bars of trivia right on our faces. Jake, go

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Speaker 7: Back in the nineteen seventies, there was a popular TV

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Speaker 2: What a great episode seen.

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Speaker 7: That chaos and sus television history was made. But it's

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Speaker 7: not the only TV show to have an unforgettable Thanksgiving episode.

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Speaker 7: And that's why today we're doing a special Cranberry Classics

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Speaker 7: We'll start with the woman who also just now learned

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Speaker 7: famous CBS show had an episode titled Happy Slaps Giving,

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Speaker 1: I think the NY Networks are feeling very important after

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Speaker 4: Sorry, Modern Family.

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Speaker 7: I don't think that's Modern Family is incorrect. The CBS

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Speaker 7: bet between Barney and Marshall. I would love slap best Brook.

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Speaker 7: It's your turn.

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Speaker 2: Seven is off the board, Give me fifteen.

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Speaker 7: Brook, which friends character accidentally drops a full turkey on

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Speaker 7: I need the first and last name of the character,

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Speaker 2: The one who.

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Speaker 7: On their head?

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Speaker 5: Please?

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Speaker 1: Funnier if the person who drops the turkey is the

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Speaker 7: At the end, wait, I guess I could accept Monica Bing.

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Speaker 7: Geller is Ross in Monica's last name.

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Speaker 5: Rachel Green, notoriously clumsy Jose, We're over to you.

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Speaker 7: Seven and fifteen are off the board. Five Jose, which

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Speaker 7: Simpson's character gets a giant turkey stuck on their head

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Speaker 7: every Thanksgiving. Much everyone's horror. I should know this.

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Speaker 5: It should be like, oh duh.

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Speaker 9: And that's what's weird because I don't remember this happening.

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Speaker 2: Don't forget his last name, Bing.

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Speaker 7: Homer Simpson, Jake Homer Simpson is.

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Speaker 5: I didn't realize so many TV shows use the turkey

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Speaker 5: over the head tropety, funny, funny every time.

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Speaker 1: One of us should try it at our family's dinner,

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Speaker 5: No, you couldn't really fit. I don't think it really works.

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Speaker 2: Think of how hot it would be?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I did at cook turkey on your head?

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Speaker 7: But Jeffrey, we're talking about Thanksgiving TV moments in history,

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Speaker 7: and we're over to you now.

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Speaker 5: Number nine.

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Speaker 7: Name the show where the character Andy decides to cook

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Speaker 7: Thanksgiving and puts fireworks in the stuffing thinks it'll lighten

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Speaker 2: What about the Andy Griffith show, Go Real old School?

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Speaker 5: I know one that has a lot of crazy antics,

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Speaker 5: with people doing wild things, sometimes illegal. Maybe they confiscated

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Speaker 5: some fireworks the cops from Reno nine to one to one.

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Speaker 7: Interesting, Jeffrey says, RENO nine one one. It is an

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Speaker 2: He's an idiot in the show in.

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Speaker 7: Real life, and that means you have one Today's edition

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Speaker 5: All right, Well, that you get the cheops who get shot,

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Speaker 5: They're going to be singing I'm a believer by smash Mouth.

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Speaker 5: Who's it gonna be?

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Speaker 3: I gotta go, Brook Keller.

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Speaker 1: I thought love was only true and fairy tales met

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Speaker 5: That was your shock collar question of the.

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Speaker 8: Day, Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 5: Less than a week now till Turkey Day, it's Brook

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Speaker 5: and Jeffrey in the Morning. Ye make sure to hit

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Speaker 5: up our podcast, Brook and Jeffrey, and also the Brook

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Speaker 5: to binge a bunch of our episodes. But speaking of

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Speaker 5: Turkey Day, I think we can all agree the store

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Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, kill right.

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Speaker 5: Until now because the company Hines just stepped up to

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Speaker 5: It squeol bottle like a regular condiment would be, and

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Speaker 1: I mean, it's one of those things where you think

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Speaker 7: Yeah, we could, for sure.

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Speaker 5: They insist it's delicious and like most of the food

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Speaker 5: products that we cover, it is a at Walmart exclusively

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Speaker 5: and to get one, you have to buy a jar

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Speaker 5: they'll include a limited edition Hines Leftover Gravy kit with

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Speaker 5: For all the gifts, and we're calling Hines squeeze bottle

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Speaker 5: Maybe that's why very very clever In other celebrity news,

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Speaker 5: soon Dolly Partner won't be one of the only celebrities

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Speaker 1: Okay, I mean it sounds I mean it's pretty vain

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Speaker 5: Out of the pet Palace. I am not joking when

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Speaker 7: Some people keep them a.

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Speaker 7: That's a baby raccoon.

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Speaker 1: They're so cute to worm your way into our lives

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Speaker 5: Plus, they're dumpster diving less and becoming less disease written.

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Speaker 5: If you're still stuck taking care of that turtle that

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Speaker 8: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 5: When you think of the most stressful dramatic holidays of

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Speaker 5: Okay, And of course Nationals swallow your corn dog whole

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Speaker 5: But somewhere high up on the list has gotta be Thanksgiving.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, just the super Bowl of weird family drama. And

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Speaker 5: Day mishaps, and you won't believe what one grandma rubbed

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Speaker 5: Don't let your imagination do anything, Brook, I'm just going

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Speaker 5: Nothing dramatic or traumatizing ever happens when you're around your relatives,

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Speaker 5: Now, it seems every year something is bound to go horribly,

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Speaker 5: Someone said, one year, my grandma ran over herself with

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Speaker 5: I don't.

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Speaker 5: I noticed nobody asked if the grandma was okay, Well,

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Speaker 5: I hope.

452
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Speaker 2: They would share, wouldn't share the story? Yeah, the end

453
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Speaker 2: of grandma's life.

454
00:23:26,240 --> 00:23:30,320
Speaker 3: She died immediately, Yeah, just a peace of mind.

455
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Speaker 5: Turns out she was fine. Yeah, but now she isn't

456
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Speaker 5: allowed to go outside alone anymore on the holidays.

457
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Speaker 9: Yeah, the kids are supposed to go get the groceries

458
00:23:39,080 --> 00:23:39,639
Speaker 9: from the trunk.

459
00:23:39,720 --> 00:23:41,399
Speaker 2: She sold your license, though, don't worry.

460
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Speaker 5: Next up, my aunt wasn't able to come to Thanksgiving

461
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Speaker 5: one year because she got busted that morning at a

462
00:23:48,119 --> 00:23:50,920
Speaker 5: grocery store trying to shoplift a turkey.

463
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Speaker 3: Whoa are you looking at, Giant?

464
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Speaker 1: I mean you put it in your bra well for

465
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Speaker 1: I mean that would be the only solution.

466
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Speaker 5: Giant un in the front. Okay. The craziest part is

467
00:24:04,080 --> 00:24:06,600
Speaker 5: our family already had one at the time of her arrest.

468
00:24:06,680 --> 00:24:10,480
Speaker 5: It was literally coming out of the oven while she

469
00:24:10,640 --> 00:24:13,359
Speaker 5: was stealing it. But my aunt wanted another.

470
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Speaker 2: Okay, two turkeys, I see it.

471
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Speaker 6: Yeah. Yeah.

472
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Speaker 5: These are the funniest, most dramatic Thanksgiving mishaps that people

473
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Speaker 5: had to suffer through, and they shared them in this survey.

474
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Speaker 1: I love that the first two involved jail time and

475
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Speaker 1: a really terrible Yeah.

476
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Speaker 5: Let's see if it gets even worse, because this one

477
00:24:31,280 --> 00:24:34,040
Speaker 5: says it was my first time hosting dinner and somehow

478
00:24:34,400 --> 00:24:38,119
Speaker 5: I caught the turkey on fire. Oh no, that happens,

479
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Speaker 5: She says, I ran out of my apartment with the

480
00:24:40,119 --> 00:24:42,439
Speaker 5: turkey in the pans, still on fire.

481
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Speaker 2: Well, at least it's not in the apartment anymore.

482
00:24:44,640 --> 00:24:48,119
Speaker 5: Yeah, and I proceeded to, without thinking, toss the whole

483
00:24:48,119 --> 00:24:54,960
Speaker 5: thing into the dumpster, which also caught fire. We ended

484
00:24:55,040 --> 00:24:59,520
Speaker 5: up only eating sides that night, but it's remembered as

485
00:24:59,640 --> 00:25:06,400
Speaker 5: being are literal dumpster fire Thanksgiving. That's kind of special.

486
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Speaker 1: I like how she said the bar so high on

487
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Speaker 1: her first Thanksgiving too.

488
00:25:10,440 --> 00:25:13,560
Speaker 5: Yeah, here's a nice short. One says one year, my

489
00:25:13,640 --> 00:25:16,840
Speaker 5: grandma accidentally rubbed the turkey with dish soap instead of

490
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Speaker 5: oil might have been one of the funniest but most

491
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Speaker 5: upsetting things I've ever witnessed.

492
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Speaker 9: Hey, then soap does clean.

493
00:25:24,119 --> 00:25:24,960
Speaker 3: Birds like the dust?

494
00:25:25,040 --> 00:25:26,159
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, they show that on that.

495
00:25:28,760 --> 00:25:32,440
Speaker 5: But that's when the feathers are on. Probably makes a

496
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Speaker 5: little bit of a difference.

497
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Speaker 1: That's why you could never store your just soap in

498
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Speaker 1: the same type of thing that you store your your oil.

499
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Speaker 5: I never thought about that before. Another one says, I

500
00:25:42,040 --> 00:25:44,560
Speaker 5: thought it'd be funny prank to put a rubber chicken

501
00:25:44,760 --> 00:25:48,359
Speaker 5: inside the oven on Thanksgiving, assuming my mom would open

502
00:25:48,400 --> 00:25:50,800
Speaker 5: it and see it, and she'd laugh and laugh.

503
00:25:52,680 --> 00:25:53,919
Speaker 3: Why she's gonna put the turkey in?

504
00:25:54,080 --> 00:25:57,320
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, thirteen year old me didn't realize that normal

505
00:25:57,320 --> 00:26:03,040
Speaker 5: adults usually preheating oven before replacing the turkey inside the spoiler,

506
00:26:03,200 --> 00:26:04,000
Speaker 5: No one laughed.

507
00:26:05,880 --> 00:26:07,080
Speaker 2: I bet it smelled grain.

508
00:26:08,440 --> 00:26:12,399
Speaker 5: These are the most dramatic Thanksgiving mishaps that people have

509
00:26:12,560 --> 00:26:16,439
Speaker 5: ever had when celebrating with family. Another one says, my

510
00:26:16,560 --> 00:26:18,880
Speaker 5: four year old sister at the time was sitting next

511
00:26:18,880 --> 00:26:21,920
Speaker 5: to our grandma at the table. After taking a bite

512
00:26:21,960 --> 00:26:25,000
Speaker 5: of something, she said, my tongue hurts, to which my

513
00:26:25,119 --> 00:26:27,560
Speaker 5: grandma replied, all will come over here and let me

514
00:26:27,640 --> 00:26:31,480
Speaker 5: kiss it to make it feel better your tongue. But okay,

515
00:26:32,440 --> 00:26:38,359
Speaker 5: you understand the sentiment. The moment their lips touched, my

516
00:26:38,560 --> 00:26:41,880
Speaker 5: sister vomited directly into my grandma's mouth.

517
00:26:44,320 --> 00:26:45,280
Speaker 2: What is happening?

518
00:26:46,280 --> 00:26:49,960
Speaker 5: My dad burst into laughter, and my grandma ran to

519
00:26:50,080 --> 00:26:54,159
Speaker 5: the bathroom. Seconds after she stood up, a two by

520
00:26:54,280 --> 00:26:57,439
Speaker 5: two foot square chunk of ceiling caves in and falls

521
00:26:57,520 --> 00:26:58,960
Speaker 5: directly onto her chair.

522
00:26:59,760 --> 00:27:02,480
Speaker 2: Hard did the vomit just save Grandma's life?

523
00:27:02,600 --> 00:27:06,240
Speaker 5: Somehow, my barfy little sister was the hero of the night.

524
00:27:06,440 --> 00:27:06,760
Speaker 8: Wow.

525
00:27:06,920 --> 00:27:09,080
Speaker 3: Wow, I still don't think she was.

526
00:27:09,119 --> 00:27:11,080
Speaker 2: I'm still over the grandma kissing the tongue.

527
00:27:11,119 --> 00:27:11,280
Speaker 12: I know.

528
00:27:12,240 --> 00:27:14,640
Speaker 1: I think I'd rather be hit by the ceiling than

529
00:27:14,720 --> 00:27:15,800
Speaker 1: get vomited in my mouth.

530
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:18,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think it was all bad.

531
00:27:18,760 --> 00:27:20,399
Speaker 5: I think that might be the follow up to the

532
00:27:20,440 --> 00:27:22,320
Speaker 5: dish soap turkey story.

533
00:27:21,960 --> 00:27:24,120
Speaker 2: Oh that makes sense. Why got sick?

534
00:27:24,280 --> 00:27:26,360
Speaker 5: May have been the end? Speaking early time for one

535
00:27:26,440 --> 00:27:29,800
Speaker 5: more Thanksgiving tragedy, says I was at my uncle's house

536
00:27:29,800 --> 00:27:33,000
Speaker 5: for Thanksgiving. His wife decided to play their wedding video

537
00:27:33,080 --> 00:27:37,320
Speaker 5: for everybody right after dinner since it was their anniversary weekend.

538
00:27:37,480 --> 00:27:38,360
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, I.

539
00:27:38,320 --> 00:27:39,720
Speaker 1: Mean I guess, but you don't want to sit through

540
00:27:39,720 --> 00:27:41,320
Speaker 1: somebody else's video whatever.

541
00:27:41,880 --> 00:27:44,080
Speaker 5: Of wine ready for it, but yeah, So she looked

542
00:27:44,119 --> 00:27:46,920
Speaker 5: for half an hour to locate the videotape and gathered

543
00:27:46,960 --> 00:27:48,760
Speaker 5: a group of twenty five to watch it in the

544
00:27:48,800 --> 00:27:51,840
Speaker 5: living room. In the video, right as she's starting to

545
00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:55,919
Speaker 5: walk down the aisle, the video goes fuzzy, then cuts

546
00:27:55,920 --> 00:28:02,520
Speaker 5: to NASCAR driver Dale Earnhardt's funeral. Apparently, my uncle Joe

547
00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:08,359
Speaker 5: used that tape to record Dale funeral, but.

548
00:28:08,280 --> 00:28:11,800
Speaker 2: It's probably the only copy they have. Yeah, it's not

549
00:28:11,840 --> 00:28:12,560
Speaker 2: like it's digital.

550
00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:16,240
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's on a VHS. It's for everybody froze in

551
00:28:16,280 --> 00:28:19,159
Speaker 5: complete shock, and I started laughing. It felt like I

552
00:28:19,240 --> 00:28:22,880
Speaker 5: was in a sitcom, but it was real life.

553
00:28:23,280 --> 00:28:26,399
Speaker 1: So I wonder if they stayed and watched Dale Earnhardt's funeral.

554
00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:30,119
Speaker 5: Yeah, somebody didn't even realize it was the funeral. They

555
00:28:30,119 --> 00:28:35,120
Speaker 5: were like, gosh, you look really different. Those were the funniest,

556
00:28:35,119 --> 00:28:38,720
Speaker 5: most dramatic Thanksgiving mishaps. People about this suffered through. We

557
00:28:38,760 --> 00:28:41,720
Speaker 5: got a phone tab coming up right after this. Is

558
00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:45,080
Speaker 5: there any tradition more sacred than messing with a bride

559
00:28:45,080 --> 00:28:46,080
Speaker 5: on the week of her wedding?

560
00:28:48,080 --> 00:28:50,360
Speaker 2: Tradition at least not on our show.

561
00:28:50,160 --> 00:28:52,880
Speaker 5: That's as big as it gets. We've done over a

562
00:28:52,960 --> 00:28:55,800
Speaker 5: dozen of these and only been able to air four

563
00:28:56,440 --> 00:28:58,440
Speaker 5: because the others are still angry about.

564
00:28:58,240 --> 00:29:01,400
Speaker 1: What happens, something borrowed, something.

565
00:29:00,680 --> 00:29:05,080
Speaker 5: We're going to try again today, and this time we're

566
00:29:05,080 --> 00:29:08,800
Speaker 5: going to replace the efficient with a backup person. It

567
00:29:08,920 --> 00:29:11,760
Speaker 5: has a bad case of dopeticulitis.

568
00:29:13,200 --> 00:29:15,560
Speaker 3: Is this the fifth one?

569
00:29:15,600 --> 00:29:18,560
Speaker 5: If you don't know what dope particulitis is, you're about

570
00:29:18,600 --> 00:29:26,240
Speaker 5: to hear it in your phone. Tap right now, say hello,

571
00:29:27,040 --> 00:29:32,160
Speaker 5: is this the Cassie that's getting married this weekend? Yes,

572
00:29:32,640 --> 00:29:34,080
Speaker 5: soon to be missus Cassie.

573
00:29:36,080 --> 00:29:38,400
Speaker 7: Yes, congratulations.

574
00:29:38,440 --> 00:29:42,400
Speaker 3: First, but my name is Henry Wilde. I'm from efficients.

575
00:29:42,880 --> 00:29:45,280
Speaker 10: Oh okay, Hi, Hi, you know look.

576
00:29:45,120 --> 00:29:48,480
Speaker 3: And you're supposed to have Mark officiate your wedding Saturday.

577
00:29:48,960 --> 00:29:49,560
Speaker 3: Is that correct?

578
00:29:51,520 --> 00:29:53,320
Speaker 10: Yes? What's going on?

579
00:29:53,480 --> 00:29:59,480
Speaker 3: Well, unfortunately he had an emergency and his cat actually

580
00:29:59,520 --> 00:30:04,040
Speaker 3: got his tongue. What sounds worse than it is.

581
00:30:04,080 --> 00:30:05,480
Speaker 5: He's gonna be okay, he just.

582
00:30:05,480 --> 00:30:08,920
Speaker 3: May may not a frickup freaking not be able to

583
00:30:09,200 --> 00:30:10,680
Speaker 3: be there Saturday.

584
00:30:11,160 --> 00:30:13,480
Speaker 5: Oh my god, yeah, he a crick it won't be there.

585
00:30:15,080 --> 00:30:15,400
Speaker 5: What are you?

586
00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:16,320
Speaker 13: What are you doing right?

587
00:30:16,320 --> 00:30:19,239
Speaker 3: Now I'm trying to tell you about the replacement that

588
00:30:19,240 --> 00:30:20,320
Speaker 3: we're giving you.

589
00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:21,920
Speaker 10: No, no, it's me.

590
00:30:22,440 --> 00:30:24,160
Speaker 3: I'm gonna be your efficient Now.

591
00:30:24,720 --> 00:30:25,280
Speaker 10: What are you?

592
00:30:25,440 --> 00:30:26,280
Speaker 12: What is happening?

593
00:30:26,680 --> 00:30:29,560
Speaker 3: Wait with me feeling in for the wedding? A crickle

594
00:30:29,640 --> 00:30:31,000
Speaker 3: crick of what I was talking about earlier?

595
00:30:31,400 --> 00:30:31,920
Speaker 10: Your voice?

596
00:30:31,960 --> 00:30:32,640
Speaker 13: What is happening?

597
00:30:32,640 --> 00:30:33,280
Speaker 10: What are you doing?

598
00:30:34,080 --> 00:30:35,880
Speaker 5: Oh you you heard that?

599
00:30:37,680 --> 00:30:37,960
Speaker 12: Yes?

600
00:30:38,280 --> 00:30:38,960
Speaker 13: I heard it.

601
00:30:39,120 --> 00:30:41,280
Speaker 3: Oh no, that that's just a thing. It's not going

602
00:30:41,320 --> 00:30:44,840
Speaker 3: to affect anything. It's just a little that's a what's

603
00:30:44,840 --> 00:30:46,400
Speaker 3: it called a frecker prick up?

604
00:30:46,440 --> 00:30:46,960
Speaker 5: What's it called?

605
00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:48,240
Speaker 7: It's just a thing?

606
00:30:48,320 --> 00:30:49,560
Speaker 10: What is that?

607
00:30:49,680 --> 00:30:52,920
Speaker 3: It's called doparticulitis. Have you ever heard of it?

608
00:30:53,720 --> 00:30:56,400
Speaker 10: No, I'm not. I'm not really interested.

609
00:30:56,920 --> 00:30:57,840
Speaker 7: I'm not either.

610
00:30:58,080 --> 00:31:00,000
Speaker 3: It's one of those things that happens like once every

611
00:31:00,120 --> 00:31:03,360
Speaker 3: few years. It's kind of like hiccups, like musical hiccups.

612
00:31:03,360 --> 00:31:05,480
Speaker 3: I get them, comes in and out, maybe a day,

613
00:31:05,520 --> 00:31:09,040
Speaker 3: maybe two, maybe for a freak up, maybe free.

614
00:31:09,040 --> 00:31:10,080
Speaker 5: Days in time, and.

615
00:31:10,040 --> 00:31:13,120
Speaker 3: Then it's, oh my god, I'm sure I'll be fine

616
00:31:13,120 --> 00:31:14,600
Speaker 3: for the wedding, don't you worry?

617
00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:17,920
Speaker 13: Are you joking right now? Because I don't want anybody

618
00:31:18,080 --> 00:31:20,160
Speaker 13: joking this close to my wedding.

619
00:31:20,440 --> 00:31:23,920
Speaker 3: I've actually done over a hundred weddings myself, and this

620
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:27,160
Speaker 3: don't particulatest. Thing is so minor, and it's never ever

621
00:31:27,280 --> 00:31:34,200
Speaker 3: once happened during a sembe ceremony of thing.

622
00:31:34,280 --> 00:31:36,120
Speaker 10: I do you need to stop?

623
00:31:36,280 --> 00:31:38,200
Speaker 13: Okay, you need to stop talking right now.

624
00:31:38,240 --> 00:31:40,920
Speaker 3: I would love to stop stop loving drop it.

625
00:31:42,200 --> 00:31:44,120
Speaker 5: I'd love to stop, but I can't.

626
00:31:44,280 --> 00:31:44,600
Speaker 6: I don't.

627
00:31:45,160 --> 00:31:45,920
Speaker 10: I don't care.

628
00:31:46,240 --> 00:31:49,120
Speaker 13: I don't care if this is some sort of condition,

629
00:31:49,920 --> 00:31:54,280
Speaker 13: or you are joking or whatever. You are not officiating

630
00:31:54,320 --> 00:31:56,640
Speaker 13: my wedding. We have had this on the books for

631
00:31:56,680 --> 00:31:59,320
Speaker 13: a very long time. Who else can I talk to?

632
00:31:59,520 --> 00:32:01,960
Speaker 3: I have no control over what happened with Mark and his.

633
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:03,600
Speaker 7: Cat and all that stuff.

634
00:32:03,680 --> 00:32:04,280
Speaker 13: I don't care.

635
00:32:04,640 --> 00:32:07,440
Speaker 3: I wait, wait, a freaking freaking.

636
00:32:07,280 --> 00:32:10,320
Speaker 7: Wish it never happened. Stop, don't you wish?

637
00:32:10,320 --> 00:32:12,840
Speaker 3: It's ridiculous things never happened.

638
00:32:13,160 --> 00:32:15,200
Speaker 13: Put me on the phone with someone else.

639
00:32:15,320 --> 00:32:16,680
Speaker 10: They put me on the phone.

640
00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:19,560
Speaker 5: Put me on the phone, put me on the phone.

641
00:32:19,600 --> 00:32:20,400
Speaker 1: What are you doing?

642
00:32:21,680 --> 00:32:27,120
Speaker 13: Ream you understand that my wedding is this weekend?

643
00:32:27,280 --> 00:32:27,600
Speaker 10: Okay?

644
00:32:27,720 --> 00:32:31,360
Speaker 13: I can't have somebody breaking out into song a rap.

645
00:32:31,480 --> 00:32:34,880
Speaker 13: Whatever the hell you are doing is not okay. So

646
00:32:35,280 --> 00:32:37,240
Speaker 13: we need to fix the problem right now.

647
00:32:37,400 --> 00:32:40,120
Speaker 3: Okay, I hear you. It's your wedding. I want to

648
00:32:40,160 --> 00:32:42,840
Speaker 3: help you with whatever you want. And did you hear that.

649
00:32:42,920 --> 00:32:45,920
Speaker 3: By the way, I just went five seconds without doing fu.

650
00:32:47,400 --> 00:32:49,000
Speaker 7: I don't care. I don't care.

651
00:32:50,760 --> 00:32:54,320
Speaker 10: Still he doesn't care. I'm hanging up the phone.

652
00:32:54,600 --> 00:32:56,800
Speaker 3: No, your bridesmaid, Candace would hate it if you hung

653
00:32:56,880 --> 00:32:59,000
Speaker 3: up right now A bring phone call?

654
00:33:00,480 --> 00:33:05,320
Speaker 5: What yeah, I have her favorite DJ, well radio DJ.

655
00:33:05,200 --> 00:33:06,880
Speaker 7: But not like, oh my god, I mean.

656
00:33:09,880 --> 00:33:10,400
Speaker 13: Right now.

657
00:33:10,520 --> 00:33:12,800
Speaker 3: This is actually Jose from Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

658
00:33:12,800 --> 00:33:14,160
Speaker 3: We're doing a phone tap on you.

659
00:33:14,400 --> 00:33:16,680
Speaker 13: Oh my god, oh my god.

660
00:33:17,080 --> 00:33:18,480
Speaker 5: And I don't care how much you hate me.

661
00:33:18,560 --> 00:33:19,160
Speaker 7: I love.

662
00:33:23,120 --> 00:33:25,719
Speaker 5: I love you.

663
00:33:30,040 --> 00:33:32,880
Speaker 8: Wake Up. Every morning was phone taps weekday mornings on

664
00:33:32,920 --> 00:33:36,320
Speaker 8: the twenties Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

665
00:33:37,120 --> 00:33:41,000
Speaker 5: Over the years, we've had a lot of memorable quirky

666
00:33:41,120 --> 00:33:42,760
Speaker 5: listeners appear on this show.

667
00:33:42,920 --> 00:33:46,760
Speaker 2: Yes, we have people like Ruffer, oh.

668
00:33:46,680 --> 00:33:51,640
Speaker 5: Yeah, matt Man, even a guy named Guru Oh yeah.

669
00:33:52,560 --> 00:33:56,200
Speaker 5: Very classic. And now we're ready to add another to

670
00:33:56,240 --> 00:34:03,200
Speaker 5: the list. Yes, joining the Hall of Fame. Talking about Kevin.

671
00:34:05,440 --> 00:34:08,040
Speaker 2: Quite the yeah, doesn't hit the same.

672
00:34:07,880 --> 00:34:10,200
Speaker 5: Jobs quite a Spiner. It's memorable. Of a name, but

673
00:34:10,280 --> 00:34:14,200
Speaker 5: his unique hobby, that for sure is It's one of

674
00:34:14,239 --> 00:34:17,520
Speaker 5: the weirdest things we've heard in a while, and we're

675
00:34:17,560 --> 00:34:20,879
Speaker 5: wondering if maybe it had an impact on why he

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00:34:20,960 --> 00:34:24,239
Speaker 5: hasn't got another date. You're gonna hear it in your

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Speaker 5: brand new second Date update featuring Kevin himself that's coming

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Speaker 5: up next.

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Speaker 2: I'll remember it with a horn.

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Speaker 5: There you go, Second Date update on the phone. Right now,

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Speaker 5: we have a return caller who's more than just a man.

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00:34:42,120 --> 00:34:48,440
Speaker 5: He's an artiste. You may remember Kevin from a previous

683
00:34:48,440 --> 00:34:51,839
Speaker 5: Second Day call where he decorates the inside of his

684
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:54,160
Speaker 5: fridge as part of a TikTok trend.

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00:34:54,520 --> 00:34:56,360
Speaker 2: He's a fridgeescape Kevin.

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00:34:56,440 --> 00:34:59,600
Speaker 5: That's right, Free Escaper. Couldn't be more thrilled to have

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Speaker 5: him back on the show. Kevin, real quick, could you

688
00:35:02,400 --> 00:35:04,400
Speaker 5: remind us what happened the last time you were on

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Speaker 5: with us for a second Date.

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00:35:06,480 --> 00:35:10,399
Speaker 6: Well, I had a girl rumming place and I ran

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00:35:10,480 --> 00:35:12,360
Speaker 6: out toilet paper for her.

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00:35:12,800 --> 00:35:15,120
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you'd used it in this sculpture that was

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00:35:15,160 --> 00:35:17,319
Speaker 1: inside your fridge, right, yep.

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Speaker 6: She didn't like the thought of using the toilet paper

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00:35:19,320 --> 00:35:19,880
Speaker 6: out of fridge.

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00:35:19,920 --> 00:35:21,360
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, okay, Well.

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00:35:21,160 --> 00:35:22,000
Speaker 7: Old toilet paper.

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00:35:22,040 --> 00:35:23,520
Speaker 5: Actually, pro tip that way.

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00:35:23,719 --> 00:35:26,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, for those reasons, you get ruined art just for

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Speaker 1: the bathroom.

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00:35:28,120 --> 00:35:30,759
Speaker 5: Some people are particular about lots of weird things. So

702
00:35:30,880 --> 00:35:34,680
Speaker 5: obviously she wasn't your match. But you're back today because

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00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:37,719
Speaker 5: maybe you found yourself a new romantic interest. Is that right?

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00:35:38,440 --> 00:35:38,640
Speaker 9: Yeah?

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00:35:39,280 --> 00:35:42,040
Speaker 5: Okay, did she get to see your fridge scaping skills?

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00:35:42,960 --> 00:35:43,000
Speaker 8: No?

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00:35:43,239 --> 00:35:46,239
Speaker 6: Actually, uh TikTok train kind of died out now, so.

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00:35:46,840 --> 00:35:47,799
Speaker 2: Oh you're not doing it.

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00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:48,960
Speaker 6: You only go with the trends.

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00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:50,200
Speaker 2: You don't do it because you like it.

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00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:53,040
Speaker 6: No, And yeah, I got a new got a new thing.

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00:35:53,600 --> 00:35:55,200
Speaker 2: I'm so curious. What's your new hobby?

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00:35:55,280 --> 00:35:57,560
Speaker 6: Yeah, you guys know microwave modics.

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00:35:58,520 --> 00:36:01,560
Speaker 1: Microwaveah, sounds like it shouldn't be metal.

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00:36:01,920 --> 00:36:03,200
Speaker 5: Yeah what is that?

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00:36:03,880 --> 00:36:07,560
Speaker 6: So what I do is I rearranged the leftover stains

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00:36:07,600 --> 00:36:11,920
Speaker 6: into abstract pieces. The splatter patterns like they tell a story.

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00:36:11,960 --> 00:36:15,680
Speaker 5: Now, wow, outside your microwave, that's actually you turn that

719
00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:16,840
Speaker 5: into like a scene.

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00:36:17,040 --> 00:36:17,520
Speaker 2: What do you mean?

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00:36:17,520 --> 00:36:19,880
Speaker 1: Do you like painted onto like what it looks like

722
00:36:19,920 --> 00:36:21,440
Speaker 1: you painted onto a canvas or what?

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00:36:22,080 --> 00:36:24,959
Speaker 6: No? I just leave like soup in their way too long.

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00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:26,560
Speaker 6: And then I take some pictures of it.

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Speaker 1: Oh, that would have totally earned you an A in

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Speaker 1: one of my art classes in college.

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00:36:32,200 --> 00:36:34,799
Speaker 5: Right back to this new girl. What's her name?

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00:36:35,280 --> 00:36:36,120
Speaker 6: Her name is Audrey?

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00:36:36,360 --> 00:36:38,640
Speaker 2: Okay, and how did you meet Audrey?

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Speaker 6: I met her at Michaels when I was picking up

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Speaker 6: some art supplies.

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Speaker 5: Shared interests.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, it's pretty awesome. Like I was picking up a

734
00:36:49,239 --> 00:36:51,680
Speaker 6: jumbo of googly eyes and she was getting some sort

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00:36:51,719 --> 00:36:55,760
Speaker 6: of acrylic paint and uh, yeah, we just started talking

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Speaker 6: about art.

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Speaker 3: The girl is a conversation starter at checkout, for sure.

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Speaker 2: I think that's so fun.

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00:37:01,320 --> 00:37:03,960
Speaker 1: Like our art is so important, you know, especially to

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Speaker 1: your life. So that's cool that you bonded over that immediately.

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00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:07,480
Speaker 5: Very true.

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00:37:07,719 --> 00:37:09,759
Speaker 6: Yeah, just stasd her if she wanted to grab a

743
00:37:09,840 --> 00:37:12,400
Speaker 6: drink sometime and she gave me your number, so.

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00:37:13,960 --> 00:37:15,040
Speaker 7: Well, there you go.

745
00:37:15,239 --> 00:37:15,960
Speaker 10: Isn't that wild?

746
00:37:16,080 --> 00:37:17,680
Speaker 2: Like Michael's the hookup spot?

747
00:37:17,760 --> 00:37:20,520
Speaker 5: I know, it feels like fate. Interviewed in the Arts

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00:37:20,520 --> 00:37:21,320
Speaker 5: and Craft section.

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00:37:21,600 --> 00:37:23,360
Speaker 2: Michaels is a good place to find a grill, I

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00:37:23,360 --> 00:37:24,000
Speaker 2: mean hot tip.

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00:37:24,120 --> 00:37:26,160
Speaker 1: Make sure you have the app in the coupons because

752
00:37:26,239 --> 00:37:27,959
Speaker 1: you could really save somebody a lot of money.

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00:37:28,200 --> 00:37:31,400
Speaker 5: All right, Okay, you lost me there. Yeah, it's like

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00:37:31,440 --> 00:37:34,680
Speaker 5: the granny tip. But where did you and Audrey go

755
00:37:34,760 --> 00:37:35,319
Speaker 5: for your date?

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00:37:35,800 --> 00:37:40,480
Speaker 6: Well, the date sort of didn't happen. Oh no, I

757
00:37:40,520 --> 00:37:42,560
Speaker 6: feel bad about kind of how I'm down. You know

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00:37:42,800 --> 00:37:45,680
Speaker 6: what happened? Well, I had a reservation at this bar

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00:37:46,040 --> 00:37:49,480
Speaker 6: and we were supposed to meet up there. You know,

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00:37:49,520 --> 00:37:52,239
Speaker 6: I even brought my whole portfolio to show some of

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00:37:52,400 --> 00:37:55,600
Speaker 6: my microwave put mosaics to her because I thought, like

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00:37:55,760 --> 00:37:57,879
Speaker 6: she did, she did gonna appreciate this.

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Speaker 5: And Okay, I get.

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00:38:00,400 --> 00:38:04,920
Speaker 6: There first and I'm waiting for her. Fifteen minutes goes

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00:38:04,960 --> 00:38:10,360
Speaker 6: by twenty thirty, she's not there, and then after one

766
00:38:10,760 --> 00:38:13,160
Speaker 6: hour she finally shows up.

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00:38:13,239 --> 00:38:14,920
Speaker 2: Oh she does. That's shocking.

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00:38:15,280 --> 00:38:19,440
Speaker 6: There no apology. I mean, I'm super upset at this point,

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00:38:19,600 --> 00:38:22,840
Speaker 6: Like I'm like internally fuming. I decide, you know what,

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Speaker 6: I'm leaving.

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00:38:23,719 --> 00:38:28,000
Speaker 5: Whoa some of those artists creative types, not as like

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Speaker 5: on schedule.

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00:38:29,440 --> 00:38:30,200
Speaker 3: But being late.

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Speaker 9: The no apology, I mean doesn't mean it's excusable, but

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00:38:32,960 --> 00:38:34,399
Speaker 9: at least have some empathy, Like.

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Speaker 5: Was there a conversation that happened at all?

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Speaker 6: I mean it's just like hi, she said, and I

778
00:38:41,360 --> 00:38:42,480
Speaker 6: was like bye, what?

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00:38:42,719 --> 00:38:44,000
Speaker 5: Oh you wait?

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00:38:44,320 --> 00:38:45,919
Speaker 2: You didn't explain why you were mad.

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00:38:47,200 --> 00:38:48,160
Speaker 6: Was she is an hour late?

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00:38:48,640 --> 00:38:50,320
Speaker 1: I know, but you didn't even give her a chance

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00:38:50,360 --> 00:38:53,120
Speaker 1: to apologize, Like she literally said hi and then you

784
00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:56,919
Speaker 1: said bye, Like what if the apology was coming.

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00:38:57,320 --> 00:39:01,920
Speaker 6: Well, I wasn't. I didn't hear anything. I would that.

786
00:39:02,200 --> 00:39:05,120
Speaker 5: Actually you have to wait till at least after dinner

787
00:39:05,160 --> 00:39:08,799
Speaker 5: to get the apology and then you can storm off.

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Speaker 1: Are you regretting that because you're calling us to get

789
00:39:11,520 --> 00:39:12,799
Speaker 1: her back, right?

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Speaker 6: I mean that's the thing, Like, that's why I'm calling

791
00:39:15,840 --> 00:39:20,520
Speaker 6: because she did text me after the fact and was

792
00:39:20,560 --> 00:39:24,000
Speaker 6: like what you did was rude and you have no

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Speaker 6: idea what I'm going through.

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Speaker 1: I mean she's going it's rude, I will say, Like,

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Speaker 1: I mean her showing up that late is also rude.

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00:39:32,200 --> 00:39:35,520
Speaker 5: But like without any texts. Yeah, she didn't even say like,

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00:39:35,560 --> 00:39:36,480
Speaker 5: hey I'm running late.

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Speaker 3: That's even happened.

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00:39:39,080 --> 00:39:43,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's got a huge car accident. You left be

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00:39:43,160 --> 00:39:44,279
Speaker 2: where she got to tell you.

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00:39:44,360 --> 00:39:46,520
Speaker 5: Well, if her finger still works, she could at least.

802
00:39:46,280 --> 00:39:46,840
Speaker 8: Be like it.

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00:39:48,640 --> 00:39:49,959
Speaker 2: I mean, did you ever find out?

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00:39:50,800 --> 00:39:53,120
Speaker 6: Not at this point, Like I reached out and like

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00:39:53,400 --> 00:39:56,320
Speaker 6: I don't know if I'm like blocked or what what not?

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00:39:56,600 --> 00:40:01,120
Speaker 6: Because there's just like no response, And.

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00:39:59,760 --> 00:40:02,439
Speaker 5: Man, I guess I don't I don't know whose side

808
00:40:02,480 --> 00:40:06,239
Speaker 5: to be on because they both were kind of balanced rudeness.

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00:40:06,360 --> 00:40:07,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, they both have.

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00:40:08,080 --> 00:40:08,239
Speaker 8: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's one of those situations that I think we

812
00:40:11,880 --> 00:40:12,960
Speaker 1: could maybe fixed.

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00:40:13,080 --> 00:40:13,560
Speaker 2: Honestly.

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00:40:13,719 --> 00:40:16,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, it sounds like it went from zero to one

815
00:40:16,320 --> 00:40:18,759
Speaker 1: hundred way too quick in frustration.

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00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:21,359
Speaker 5: So yeah, Kevin, do you still want to like try

817
00:40:21,400 --> 00:40:23,520
Speaker 5: again to get another date with her out of this?

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00:40:23,719 --> 00:40:24,319
Speaker 5: Is that your home?

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00:40:24,440 --> 00:40:24,720
Speaker 6: Yeah?

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00:40:25,160 --> 00:40:25,359
Speaker 12: Yeah?

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00:40:25,719 --> 00:40:29,000
Speaker 6: Yeah, like just like a read you Yeah.

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00:40:28,880 --> 00:40:31,560
Speaker 2: And how are you gonna feel if she doesn't apologize? Still?

823
00:40:31,800 --> 00:40:37,080
Speaker 6: Oh good question. I hadn't thought about okay about that one.

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00:40:37,080 --> 00:40:40,520
Speaker 5: But she doesn't get to see his Microwave Mosaic portfolio. Yeah,

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00:40:40,560 --> 00:40:41,720
Speaker 5: and that's going to be her loss.

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Speaker 1: I bet the tomato soup one is going to be

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Speaker 1: one of the faves.

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Speaker 12: Have you seen it?

829
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Speaker 6: Do you follow me?

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Speaker 5: You gotta DM some of the photos though over to

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Speaker 5: us just on Brooks profile.

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00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:55,000
Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, out.

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00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:57,680
Speaker 1: And the oatmeal because that oatmeal always explodes, you know

834
00:40:57,719 --> 00:40:58,040
Speaker 1: what I mean?

835
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Speaker 5: This is a totally different segment of the Microwave Mosaic

836
00:41:02,680 --> 00:41:05,719
Speaker 5: Art breakdown. We'll do that on your fun Little side

837
00:41:05,719 --> 00:41:08,800
Speaker 5: podcast y. Yeah, all right, but now we got to

838
00:41:08,840 --> 00:41:11,680
Speaker 5: stick to the second date update. Hopefully get some answers

839
00:41:11,719 --> 00:41:15,040
Speaker 5: for Kevin and find out why Audrey didn't show up

840
00:41:15,040 --> 00:41:15,640
Speaker 5: for an hour.

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00:41:15,960 --> 00:41:17,280
Speaker 2: Yeah we're ping.

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00:41:18,120 --> 00:41:20,319
Speaker 5: I hope we are. We'll do it with your second

843
00:41:20,360 --> 00:41:25,960
Speaker 5: date update right after this second date update. You know,

844
00:41:26,200 --> 00:41:30,440
Speaker 5: a true artist is able to move between mediums like

845
00:41:30,560 --> 00:41:35,440
Speaker 5: Picasso did when he shifted from his blue period into surrealism.

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00:41:36,280 --> 00:41:37,160
Speaker 2: That's correct.

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00:41:39,200 --> 00:41:44,919
Speaker 5: Technically, and it was not the right Nobody likes that person, Brook. Okay,

848
00:41:45,440 --> 00:41:48,280
Speaker 5: you're not backing down. The point is our listener. Kevin

849
00:41:48,600 --> 00:41:54,320
Speaker 5: was able miraculously to move from fridge scapes into microwave mosaics.

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00:41:54,440 --> 00:41:57,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, show me those splatter patterns.

851
00:41:57,719 --> 00:42:01,280
Speaker 5: He takes photos of abstract soups ladder in his microwave

852
00:42:01,320 --> 00:42:02,520
Speaker 5: and posts them online.

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00:42:02,600 --> 00:42:06,640
Speaker 1: Dude, you should try Butter That stuff explodes like crazy, Kevin.

854
00:42:06,760 --> 00:42:08,520
Speaker 5: She's telling you you're doing your art wrong.

855
00:42:08,680 --> 00:42:11,480
Speaker 2: No, I'm not. I'm excited about it. Jeff, I want

856
00:42:11,520 --> 00:42:11,719
Speaker 2: to like.

857
00:42:13,280 --> 00:42:14,560
Speaker 5: You're telling him how to do it.

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00:42:14,640 --> 00:42:17,759
Speaker 1: Sorry for suggestions, Jeff, I will never suggest anything ever again.

859
00:42:17,760 --> 00:42:22,680
Speaker 5: Suggestion. It is an aggressive suggestion. But Kevin wears his

860
00:42:22,800 --> 00:42:25,600
Speaker 5: emotions on his sleeve, and if I'm reading him right today,

861
00:42:25,760 --> 00:42:27,280
Speaker 5: he's feeling a little guilty.

862
00:42:27,400 --> 00:42:31,279
Speaker 1: Wow, way to imply how he's feeling, Jeff, Okay, maybe

863
00:42:31,320 --> 00:42:31,960
Speaker 1: it should.

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00:42:31,800 --> 00:42:33,120
Speaker 5: Kevin, Am I in the ballpark?

865
00:42:34,239 --> 00:42:34,439
Speaker 6: Yes?

866
00:42:34,840 --> 00:42:37,680
Speaker 3: This is maybe having an internal struggle here.

867
00:42:37,680 --> 00:42:38,760
Speaker 7: Can we call you back tomorrow?

868
00:42:42,160 --> 00:42:44,839
Speaker 5: The issue is Kevin's date showed up an hour late,

869
00:42:44,920 --> 00:42:48,279
Speaker 5: and when she arrived she said hi. Kevin just said

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Speaker 5: bye and walked away.

871
00:42:49,840 --> 00:42:52,279
Speaker 2: Which I don't blame you, Like waiting an hour is

872
00:42:52,480 --> 00:42:54,160
Speaker 2: Oh god, I can't believe you did that.

873
00:42:54,520 --> 00:42:54,719
Speaker 6: Yeah.

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00:42:54,880 --> 00:42:57,960
Speaker 5: Afterwards, though, she did send a text saying you were rude.

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00:42:58,000 --> 00:42:59,960
Speaker 5: You don't even know what I'm going through right now.

876
00:43:00,680 --> 00:43:04,240
Speaker 5: So that made Kevin feel like, oops, maybe he messed.

877
00:43:04,080 --> 00:43:06,040
Speaker 1: Up, which is kind of a good life lesson. You know,

878
00:43:06,200 --> 00:43:08,120
Speaker 1: you just don't know what people are going through.

879
00:43:08,160 --> 00:43:08,399
Speaker 3: Ever.

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00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:11,080
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, I mean, as soon as.

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00:43:10,920 --> 00:43:12,640
Speaker 1: We get her on the phone and we get you

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00:43:12,719 --> 00:43:15,759
Speaker 1: on as well, are you wanting to apologize.

883
00:43:15,080 --> 00:43:15,920
Speaker 5: Or lay into her?

884
00:43:16,320 --> 00:43:17,200
Speaker 7: Oh?

885
00:43:17,239 --> 00:43:18,760
Speaker 6: I do want to hear what she has to say,

886
00:43:18,800 --> 00:43:21,280
Speaker 6: which is what I didn't do in the first place. Okay,

887
00:43:21,400 --> 00:43:24,080
Speaker 6: And also I really want her to see my portfolio,

888
00:43:24,400 --> 00:43:25,000
Speaker 6: right because.

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00:43:24,800 --> 00:43:27,880
Speaker 2: She's an art lover too. We want to see it too.

890
00:43:29,520 --> 00:43:32,799
Speaker 5: For something else. But anyway, that is the only one

891
00:43:32,800 --> 00:43:34,520
Speaker 5: who thought I can't get into the mind of the

892
00:43:34,640 --> 00:43:35,359
Speaker 5: artist right now.

893
00:43:35,640 --> 00:43:38,160
Speaker 2: There are a lot of horny, weird men and that.

894
00:43:38,280 --> 00:43:40,719
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm just gonna call Audrey and hopefully we can

895
00:43:40,760 --> 00:43:42,719
Speaker 5: move past the mental images going on.

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00:43:42,719 --> 00:43:43,200
Speaker 6: There in my head.

897
00:43:43,280 --> 00:43:52,040
Speaker 5: Show All right, here we go. Hello, Hi, is this Audrey?

898
00:43:52,480 --> 00:43:53,160
Speaker 10: Yeah? This is her.

899
00:43:53,560 --> 00:43:54,960
Speaker 2: I'm so excited to talk to her.

900
00:43:55,200 --> 00:43:57,759
Speaker 5: Yeah, we're all excited to talk to Audrey because you're

901
00:43:57,880 --> 00:43:59,640
Speaker 5: on a radio show right now called Brook and Jeffrey

902
00:43:59,640 --> 00:44:00,000
Speaker 5: in the Morning.

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Speaker 2: Welcome to the show, Audrey, Good morning.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, no, I'm all set, guys, thank you so much.

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Speaker 2: No, no, because it's not a telemarket or call.

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Speaker 5: We're doing a segment from our show. This is called

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Speaker 5: a second date update. Have you ever heard of that before?

908
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Speaker 10: I guess how did you get my number?

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Speaker 5: We have a listener named Kevin who says he went out, well,

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Speaker 5: he almost went out on a date with you recently.

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Speaker 10: Oh god, I know, I know.

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Speaker 2: It wasn't a good interaction. We know that.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, No, I mean did he even tell you what

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Speaker 10: he did?

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Speaker 3: It walked out.

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Speaker 5: The full story that we heard is you had planned

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Speaker 5: date at a restaurant. You were running about an hour late.

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Speaker 5: There wasn't a whole lot of communication, and so when

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Speaker 5: you arrived, he just decided to get up and leave.

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Speaker 2: Like you said hi, he said bye.

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Speaker 10: Yeah. I mean like I showed up and he never

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Speaker 10: even asked me why it was late. He never checked

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Speaker 10: to see if I was okay, you know, if I

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Speaker 10: was going through something interesting.

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Speaker 2: He never text.

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Speaker 9: Didn't you text him at all, Like, oh my god,

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Speaker 9: it's fifteen minutes later.

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Speaker 3: I should probably say something like I.

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Speaker 10: Was, you know, I was going through something, and I

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Speaker 10: just it wasn't okay. I was going to get there

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Speaker 10: when I was going to get there.

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Speaker 5: That's understandable. And Kevin has looked back on the entire

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Speaker 5: experience and he feels like he messed up. That's kind

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Speaker 5: of why we're calling now.

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Speaker 10: Okay, Well, what if I told you guys that one

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Speaker 10: of my parents had passed away that day?

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Speaker 2: Oh my god? Oh so sorry, that's terrible.

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Speaker 10: Yeah. I mean I tried to pull myself together after

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Speaker 10: I had like an hour to process it. What And

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Speaker 10: I made my way over to the restaurant and then

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Speaker 10: I walked in. He was just so cold to me,

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Speaker 10: And I know, I.

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Speaker 1: Can't even believe that you even yeah, showed up. I

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Speaker 1: mean maybe you were just in.

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Speaker 5: Shocked personally, but for most people, yes, that that is

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Speaker 5: that's a lot.

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Speaker 10: Well. I mean, in my defense, it didn't they didn't

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Speaker 10: really die, but like it could have, and at least

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Speaker 10: then like he could have asked me what he should

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Speaker 10: have asked me, what was wait.

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Speaker 3: Wait wait wait wait, hold on die?

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Speaker 2: You know she didn't say someone died. She said her

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Speaker 2: parents died her your parents didn't die?

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Speaker 10: Well, I mean I said, what if my parents died?

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Speaker 10: Like if that was a scenario.

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Speaker 5: Oh, that was a theoretical situation. You us.

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Speaker 2: I just felt really terrible. Yeah, that was an emotional

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Speaker 2: roller coaster really for you, I didn't know. We're playing

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Speaker 2: what it let's emphasize the what if? Maybe stronger next time. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I definitely Well, I.

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Speaker 10: Mean I was trying to just give an example of

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Speaker 10: how you don't know what's going on in somebody's life,

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Speaker 10: you know, like.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, you went with a really dark example.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, can you just tell us what was going on

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Speaker 1: with you? I mean, we don't mean to pry personally,

967
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Speaker 1: but I just need a recovery, Like it's sadder than that.

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Speaker 4: I don't know if I want to know, what was

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Speaker 4: the real reason.

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Speaker 5: That you were an hour late?

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Speaker 10: I don't know. Maybe if Kevin were to ask me,

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Speaker 10: then maybe i'd answer him, But I don't think it's

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Speaker 10: really any of your business.

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Speaker 11: Okay, Well that that works, sure, it Actually it works perfectly,

975
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Speaker 11: because Kevin is on the phone on the other line

976
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Speaker 11: right now, waiting to talk to you.

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Speaker 2: He almost felt like the worst person in the world

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Speaker 2: with that parent.

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Speaker 6: What did happen? I still don't really understand. I get

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Speaker 6: it that maybe you were going through something, you know.

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Speaker 6: I feel bad that I didn't give you a chance

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Speaker 6: to explain yourself.

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Speaker 2: She's still there.

984
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Speaker 10: I mean, well, what if I told you that my

985
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Speaker 10: parents passed?

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Speaker 5: He heard that part, Audrey.

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Speaker 10: Wait, you were here the whole.

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00:47:35,520 --> 00:47:42,240
Speaker 5: Time, Yes, so he knows that that's not true.

989
00:47:42,600 --> 00:47:45,000
Speaker 6: Yeah, So why were you really late?

990
00:47:46,880 --> 00:47:50,520
Speaker 10: If you really want to know, I kind of just

991
00:47:50,560 --> 00:47:51,359
Speaker 10: forgot about it.

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Speaker 5: Okay, Wait, what's worse, the parents passing or her forgetting

993
00:47:58,760 --> 00:48:00,680
Speaker 5: about the Day's pretty close?

994
00:48:00,760 --> 00:48:05,839
Speaker 2: Why is there between? Forgetting is forgivable?

995
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Speaker 8: I don't know.

996
00:48:06,760 --> 00:48:08,480
Speaker 1: I forget stuff all the time. If I don't put

997
00:48:08,520 --> 00:48:13,239
Speaker 1: into my calendar like you got to be honest about it.

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Speaker 10: Well, because he had he had texted me, you know,

999
00:48:15,800 --> 00:48:17,680
Speaker 10: where are you? And then that's when I realized, like,

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Speaker 10: oh god, I forgot I'm supposed to want a date

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Speaker 10: with that curly haired art guy.

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Speaker 6: And I.

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Speaker 10: Realized, and then I tried to get ready, and you know,

1004
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Speaker 10: like I where we were meeting wasn't super close, so

1005
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Speaker 10: I needed time to drive. And I got over there,

1006
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Speaker 10: and you know, I show up and then all of

1007
00:48:34,600 --> 00:48:38,240
Speaker 10: a sudden, He's just like bye, And I was like, Okay,

1008
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Speaker 10: you didn't even give me a chance to say anything.

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Speaker 2: What were you going to say?

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Speaker 10: I mean, I don't know I was going to say

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00:48:44,480 --> 00:48:45,480
Speaker 10: something about my parents.

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Speaker 6: I don't know You're gonna lie to it.

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00:48:48,960 --> 00:48:50,239
Speaker 3: She's gonna say what it first though?

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Speaker 5: I told you, Kevin. How are you feeling hearing all

1015
00:48:55,400 --> 00:48:55,680
Speaker 5: of this?

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Speaker 6: I mean, I'm just kind of like wondering what if

1017
00:48:59,080 --> 00:49:00,839
Speaker 6: I told her when I was about ready to throw

1018
00:49:00,840 --> 00:49:02,840
Speaker 6: them off like that I had to go because of

1019
00:49:02,880 --> 00:49:03,800
Speaker 6: my parents funeral.

1020
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Speaker 2: Okay, why are we both growing hypotheticals at each other?

1021
00:49:09,080 --> 00:49:10,120
Speaker 2: Like really dark one?

1022
00:49:10,160 --> 00:49:10,279
Speaker 6: Now?

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00:49:10,320 --> 00:49:11,600
Speaker 10: I just feel like you're being petty.

1024
00:49:12,600 --> 00:49:15,520
Speaker 6: I'm just using the example that you use Audrey for me.

1025
00:49:15,760 --> 00:49:18,080
Speaker 6: So if I'm being petty, then that's your fault.

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00:49:18,239 --> 00:49:21,799
Speaker 10: Oh god, okay, no, that's not No. Those aren't even

1027
00:49:21,840 --> 00:49:26,560
Speaker 10: close to being the same exactly that.

1028
00:49:26,680 --> 00:49:27,680
Speaker 6: It's the literal shame.

1029
00:49:27,880 --> 00:49:29,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're doing it again, though.

1030
00:49:29,719 --> 00:49:32,160
Speaker 1: They're trying to out petty each other again, just like

1031
00:49:32,239 --> 00:49:33,440
Speaker 1: they did that first night.

1032
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Speaker 12: I know.

1033
00:49:33,840 --> 00:49:36,319
Speaker 5: The thing about a successful relationship is somebody has to

1034
00:49:36,320 --> 00:49:38,399
Speaker 5: be willing to admit that they were wrong and they

1035
00:49:38,480 --> 00:49:40,040
Speaker 5: messed up in order to move forward.

1036
00:49:40,080 --> 00:49:42,040
Speaker 3: And you both kind of messed up in your own rights.

1037
00:49:42,160 --> 00:49:44,240
Speaker 2: Right, it's powerful to apologize.

1038
00:49:44,320 --> 00:49:47,960
Speaker 6: No, I mean, you're right, You're right. Somebody needs to apologize.

1039
00:49:48,200 --> 00:49:49,839
Speaker 6: I'm gonna give her three seconds to do it.

1040
00:49:50,560 --> 00:49:54,759
Speaker 5: Oh, Audrey, ball's in you. You want to call out

1041
00:49:54,800 --> 00:49:55,760
Speaker 5: an apology?

1042
00:49:55,920 --> 00:49:57,279
Speaker 10: I think you know that it's going to take me

1043
00:49:57,320 --> 00:49:58,120
Speaker 10: at least an hour.

1044
00:50:01,200 --> 00:50:03,400
Speaker 2: Wow, I don't think so.

1045
00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:08,240
Speaker 5: Some nuggets of truth to it, And I can't believe

1046
00:50:08,480 --> 00:50:08,680
Speaker 5: like that.

1047
00:50:08,760 --> 00:50:11,600
Speaker 6: I was actually going to show you my microwave mosaics,

1048
00:50:11,760 --> 00:50:14,400
Speaker 6: like I've never even shown that to another woman in person.

1049
00:50:14,640 --> 00:50:19,799
Speaker 5: Oh wow, Audrey, did you even know he had those?

1050
00:50:20,040 --> 00:50:21,960
Speaker 10: He told me about it. He wouldn't shut up about it.

1051
00:50:24,440 --> 00:50:27,279
Speaker 6: Well, well, I've said it before, and I'll say it

1052
00:50:27,320 --> 00:50:29,560
Speaker 6: again by.

1053
00:50:29,120 --> 00:50:32,000
Speaker 2: WHOA does want to?

1054
00:50:32,360 --> 00:50:32,600
Speaker 7: Kevin?

1055
00:50:32,640 --> 00:50:35,080
Speaker 5: You can't say bye because I haven't even asked Audrey

1056
00:50:35,160 --> 00:50:36,800
Speaker 5: yet if she would like to go out on another

1057
00:50:36,880 --> 00:50:39,160
Speaker 5: date with you, Because Audrey, if you're up for it,

1058
00:50:39,440 --> 00:50:40,560
Speaker 5: we would pay for it.

1059
00:50:40,880 --> 00:50:43,880
Speaker 10: Oh wow, look at that. I just got a text

1060
00:50:43,920 --> 00:50:45,360
Speaker 10: that I think my parents.

1061
00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:49,120
Speaker 5: Passed the time.

1062
00:50:51,280 --> 00:50:53,040
Speaker 2: The information to deliver via text.

1063
00:50:54,239 --> 00:50:55,759
Speaker 5: Kevin. At this point, you want to check in with

1064
00:50:55,800 --> 00:50:56,959
Speaker 5: her and see how she's doing.

1065
00:50:58,120 --> 00:51:02,520
Speaker 6: I mean, are you okay?

1066
00:51:03,200 --> 00:51:09,200
Speaker 5: She was being sarcastic with you there? Her parents aren't dead,

1067
00:51:09,719 --> 00:51:10,680
Speaker 5: all right, Kevin.

1068
00:51:10,680 --> 00:51:12,359
Speaker 10: I think he stood in front of the microwave too

1069
00:51:12,360 --> 00:51:12,839
Speaker 10: many times.

1070
00:51:14,800 --> 00:51:17,680
Speaker 5: We're never having two artists on the same call ever. Again,

1071
00:51:17,760 --> 00:51:18,520
Speaker 5: this is too messy.

1072
00:51:18,680 --> 00:51:22,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, Kevin, you need a date an accountant.

1073
00:51:22,280 --> 00:51:26,800
Speaker 5: Jeffrey in the morning. And that whole call really symbolizes

1074
00:51:26,880 --> 00:51:28,320
Speaker 5: the state of dating today.

1075
00:51:28,480 --> 00:51:31,960
Speaker 2: You think it's that bad, the degree.

1076
00:51:31,560 --> 00:51:34,600
Speaker 5: Of pettiness where you just can't let the other person

1077
00:51:34,719 --> 00:51:38,319
Speaker 5: win or feel good about anything. No mistake will ever

1078
00:51:38,400 --> 00:51:40,080
Speaker 5: go unpunished in the dating world.

1079
00:51:40,200 --> 00:51:43,480
Speaker 1: Oh god, that is a bleak outlook, jeff I thought

1080
00:51:43,520 --> 00:51:45,840
Speaker 1: you were going to come with something more positive and helpful.

1081
00:51:46,840 --> 00:51:49,839
Speaker 5: She completely forgot about the date and then tried to

1082
00:51:49,880 --> 00:51:53,640
Speaker 5: gaslight him and make him feel guilty by inventing dead parents.

1083
00:51:54,800 --> 00:51:57,319
Speaker 1: Is I think that's so understandable to forget like she

1084
00:51:57,360 --> 00:52:00,880
Speaker 1: actually put effort into still she made it worse.

1085
00:52:01,239 --> 00:52:03,200
Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, yes, But for me, I'd be like, oh

1086
00:52:03,200 --> 00:52:05,000
Speaker 9: if I'm not important, if you remember our first.

1087
00:52:04,920 --> 00:52:07,719
Speaker 3: Date, if you're not excited about it, then important.

1088
00:52:07,840 --> 00:52:10,239
Speaker 5: It's showing up an hour late, really putting in a

1089
00:52:10,239 --> 00:52:10,800
Speaker 5: lot of efforts.

1090
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Speaker 1: Well, I mean, I think it's forgivable to forget a date,

1091
00:52:13,480 --> 00:52:16,080
Speaker 1: like especially a date a person that you had a

1092
00:52:16,280 --> 00:52:19,000
Speaker 1: brief interaction with. You know, if you don't write it down,

1093
00:52:19,040 --> 00:52:21,000
Speaker 1: how do you remember. I think that she could have

1094
00:52:21,040 --> 00:52:23,560
Speaker 1: just been honest, But wait for that.

1095
00:52:24,040 --> 00:52:26,959
Speaker 5: There's another theoretical out there that you just can't work

1096
00:52:27,000 --> 00:52:29,600
Speaker 5: with anymore. Would have been great, but it didn't happen.

1097
00:52:30,120 --> 00:52:32,080
Speaker 5: I don't know. If this doesn't make you feel optimistic

1098
00:52:32,080 --> 00:52:33,680
Speaker 5: about love, what will?

1099
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Speaker 2: Mosaics were pretty uplifting, say that for sure.

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Speaker 5: Field inspired. So make sure to go find our podcast,

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Speaker 5: Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning Home of the Second

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Speaker 5: Date Update on Apple, iHeart, Spotify, or wherever you get

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Speaker 8: YouTube do Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 5: I'm sure you've all noticed my last few performances have

1106
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Speaker 5: just been off.

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Speaker 6: Me.

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Speaker 5: I know something wasn't right, so I had to go

1109
00:53:07,640 --> 00:53:09,920
Speaker 5: to the doctors to figure it out. They ran a

1110
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Speaker 5: bunch of tests. Turns out my throat is too powerful.

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Speaker 5: So the doctor he prescribed me a couple of things.

1112
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Speaker 5: One we go vy for my throat for my throat,

1113
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Speaker 5: trying to tone that back, and then ozempic for a

1114
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Speaker 5: different body part of mine that also needs to be reduced.

1115
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Speaker 5: So embarrassing.

1116
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Speaker 2: Checking.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, hand, I did not even want to have to

1118
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Speaker 5: say it out loud, but you all made me. Are

1119
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Speaker 5: you happy? And the only man in the world with

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Speaker 5: one particular body part on ozempic Jack? Now everybody knows.

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Speaker 5: I'll do my best to keep it in check with

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Speaker 5: my brand new song of the week that's coming up

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Speaker 5: right after this. It's time for my song of the week.

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Speaker 5: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 2: Love this time of week.

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00:54:04,640 --> 00:54:07,080
Speaker 5: Jeff and I'm gonna give you all a few hot

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00:54:07,120 --> 00:54:09,960
Speaker 5: stats before the upcoming holiday season.

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Speaker 1: Yet you know you're warmed up if you're coming in

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00:54:12,520 --> 00:54:13,200
Speaker 1: with hot stats.

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00:54:13,239 --> 00:54:17,440
Speaker 5: That's right. Seventeen percent of Americans say it's very likely

1131
00:54:17,719 --> 00:54:21,479
Speaker 5: someone will argue about politics over dinner this year.

1132
00:54:22,120 --> 00:54:24,080
Speaker 2: Definitely, that's a pretty low number.

1133
00:54:24,280 --> 00:54:29,200
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's just the very likely. There's somewhat likely, sort

1134
00:54:29,239 --> 00:54:32,640
Speaker 5: of likely. Yeah, that's the most that's happened.

1135
00:54:32,680 --> 00:54:35,359
Speaker 2: That's people saying I'm coming in with a political fight ready.

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00:54:35,440 --> 00:54:35,600
Speaker 10: Yeah.

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00:54:37,480 --> 00:54:40,960
Speaker 5: Yeah. Meanwhile, in an unrelated note, the average American will

1138
00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:46,839
Speaker 5: consume three point one alcoholic drinks on Turkey Day three Wow.

1139
00:54:47,120 --> 00:54:50,560
Speaker 5: And maybe the most shocking stat of all, fifteen percent

1140
00:54:50,640 --> 00:54:53,600
Speaker 5: of us don't use any gravy.

1141
00:54:55,840 --> 00:54:56,759
Speaker 2: They just dry it up.

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00:54:57,000 --> 00:55:00,960
Speaker 5: Luckily, Brooke makes up for that entire fifteen percent. And

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00:55:01,480 --> 00:55:04,200
Speaker 5: I know what you're probably thinking. You're probably thinking what

1144
00:55:04,239 --> 00:55:08,279
Speaker 5: I'm thinking. Why aren't there holiday songs about this type

1145
00:55:08,320 --> 00:55:11,240
Speaker 5: of stuff, the petty stuff?

1146
00:55:11,440 --> 00:55:12,120
Speaker 7: Now there is.

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00:55:13,320 --> 00:55:16,960
Speaker 5: And this isn't gonna be about the wonder of holiday

1148
00:55:17,040 --> 00:55:20,680
Speaker 5: lights or the magic sound of jingle bells ringing while

1149
00:55:20,840 --> 00:55:24,840
Speaker 5: angels are singing, or whatever the lyric really is. This

1150
00:55:25,080 --> 00:55:27,920
Speaker 5: is about the real struggle of what it's actually like

1151
00:55:28,239 --> 00:55:31,520
Speaker 5: to visit your family and take on the holidays.

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00:55:32,560 --> 00:55:34,520
Speaker 2: So Jack the anthem we all needed.

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00:55:34,680 --> 00:55:37,880
Speaker 5: I'm kind of doing a sort of parody medley of

1154
00:55:38,040 --> 00:55:42,279
Speaker 5: famous holiday tunes. So there's not one big title for it,

1155
00:55:42,680 --> 00:55:45,840
Speaker 5: but the first one. Well, actually you'll just you'll hear it, Okay,

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00:55:46,080 --> 00:55:48,560
Speaker 5: all right, no spoilers. I'm just gonna point when i'm

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00:55:48,600 --> 00:55:58,919
Speaker 5: ready point. Oh, there's no plane that's flown in these

1158
00:55:59,200 --> 00:56:05,800
Speaker 5: light de what that air poured announcement?

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00:56:06,120 --> 00:56:06,400
Speaker 10: Say?

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00:56:06,960 --> 00:56:17,719
Speaker 5: Who knows? Tsay? Felt me up like we were on

1161
00:56:18,200 --> 00:56:25,800
Speaker 5: a date. When they frisk your leg, it's frowned on.

1162
00:56:26,320 --> 00:56:34,960
Speaker 5: If you moan, I've been camped outside of gate B three,

1163
00:56:35,400 --> 00:56:40,280
Speaker 5: just sleeping on the floor on a diet of Cinta

1164
00:56:40,560 --> 00:56:47,120
Speaker 5: bonds and Miller lines. The third time they changed the

1165
00:56:47,400 --> 00:56:51,040
Speaker 5: gate on me, I hit the airport bar once more.

1166
00:56:51,640 --> 00:56:56,319
Speaker 5: Hudson News. I bought some chicklets. They cost more than

1167
00:56:56,480 --> 00:57:02,000
Speaker 5: my plane tickets to flying coach means there's no chance

1168
00:57:02,120 --> 00:57:09,360
Speaker 5: of personal space and you're always the lowest boarding zone.

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00:57:11,640 --> 00:57:18,120
Speaker 5: They say. Only the Epstein files had more delays for

1170
00:57:18,640 --> 00:57:26,680
Speaker 5: the holidays to be faster if you drove. Just hear

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00:57:26,800 --> 00:57:32,040
Speaker 5: the family bickering viewpoints differing to see you Uncle Ned

1172
00:57:32,120 --> 00:57:33,880
Speaker 5: Turner att or as he yells what they said on

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00:57:33,960 --> 00:57:37,840
Speaker 5: Fox News. There will be loud name calling in in

1174
00:57:38,040 --> 00:57:42,920
Speaker 5: lost squabbling feuds our family get togethers like a Jerry

1175
00:57:43,040 --> 00:57:47,200
Speaker 5: Springer ven you stir it up, whip it up, serve

1176
00:57:47,240 --> 00:57:49,800
Speaker 5: it up. Oh no, where did the cat go?

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00:57:51,120 --> 00:57:51,640
Speaker 3: Why do what?

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00:57:51,760 --> 00:57:56,080
Speaker 5: Hear me owing from the stove. Pour a cup, fill

1179
00:57:56,160 --> 00:57:59,560
Speaker 5: it up, tear it up. Granddad, the fifth yeager he's had.

1180
00:58:00,720 --> 00:58:03,080
Speaker 5: His bladder is small, so we all saw him. You said,

1181
00:58:03,120 --> 00:58:06,560
Speaker 5: dog's potty pad. My dad's new girlfriend, Zoe. It's weird

1182
00:58:06,560 --> 00:58:10,800
Speaker 5: because she's only nineteen. So when my sister met her,

1183
00:58:10,840 --> 00:58:15,600
Speaker 5: she said, hey, home wreckers home. This bird is so enormous,

1184
00:58:15,680 --> 00:58:20,120
Speaker 5: like a big brontosaurus. It's huge. As we break bread together,

1185
00:58:20,280 --> 00:58:24,520
Speaker 5: let's address Zoe's daddy issues. I read an article in

1186
00:58:24,640 --> 00:58:28,200
Speaker 5: the New Yorker that says eating meshed potatoes too fast

1187
00:58:28,320 --> 00:58:32,080
Speaker 5: can spike your stress hormone. My vegan step and had

1188
00:58:32,120 --> 00:58:36,200
Speaker 5: their complaints out their sever tofu got way too jiron

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00:58:36,280 --> 00:58:38,439
Speaker 5: quick my cousin, but was stopped after round the base

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00:58:38,520 --> 00:58:42,560
Speaker 5: two at dinner, lungs are choking, We're we're all smelling

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00:58:42,600 --> 00:58:46,439
Speaker 5: smoking the room. Mom left her gloves in the oven

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00:58:46,520 --> 00:58:54,480
Speaker 5: til the flames had the kitchen comesumed. Grandma left and

1193
00:58:54,600 --> 00:58:56,800
Speaker 5: said she's going too sears.

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00:58:56,520 --> 00:58:57,520
Speaker 3: Waits not close.

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00:58:57,680 --> 00:59:03,360
Speaker 5: We think she probably meant jac in her launch hair

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00:59:03,440 --> 00:59:07,320
Speaker 5: with a case of white claws. She's a door busting

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00:59:07,440 --> 00:59:09,120
Speaker 5: Black Friday bargain fiend.

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00:59:09,440 --> 00:59:12,200
Speaker 8: I've been here in three In her.

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00:59:12,240 --> 00:59:17,520
Speaker 5: Handbag, she got cube bonds, her Rascal scooter by.

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00:59:17,480 --> 00:59:20,000
Speaker 8: The door, got a V eight engine.

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00:59:20,440 --> 00:59:24,880
Speaker 5: When they opened up, she floored it and plowed over

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00:59:25,120 --> 00:59:33,760
Speaker 5: a family of four. Later on Black Friday morning, both

1203
00:59:33,880 --> 00:59:39,360
Speaker 5: my grandma's eyes were black, clutching to a cheap air

1204
00:59:39,520 --> 00:59:45,560
Speaker 5: frar with her cane carved to a shive over her back. Hello,

1205
00:59:46,040 --> 00:59:51,240
Speaker 5: Grandma just got trampled for a blender, got back up

1206
00:59:51,320 --> 00:59:57,440
Speaker 5: and shooked a mama free. She's my bargain hunting named Janana.

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00:59:58,600 --> 01:00:01,480
Speaker 5: So the blood stains on, Oh my DearS, don't bother me.

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01:00:02,600 --> 01:00:12,160
Speaker 2: Then away from the legos that you tramp. God good

1209
01:00:12,240 --> 01:00:14,160
Speaker 2: you brought us through the entire holiday.

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01:00:14,480 --> 01:00:16,680
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's gonna be a fun one this year.

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01:00:16,960 --> 01:00:18,320
Speaker 7: It always is.

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01:00:18,640 --> 01:00:21,000
Speaker 2: I'd say highlights, but really they're low lights. But they're

1213
01:00:21,040 --> 01:00:22,880
Speaker 2: really the parts that you remember absolutely.

1214
01:00:22,920 --> 01:00:25,160
Speaker 5: You know, that's what the holidays are really all about.

1215
01:00:25,280 --> 01:00:27,320
Speaker 5: So you can text into seven eighty five nine too

1216
01:00:27,320 --> 01:00:28,640
Speaker 5: and tell us what you thought about the song of

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01:00:28,640 --> 01:00:30,080
Speaker 5: the week. We'll post the video up with all the

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01:00:30,160 --> 01:00:32,160
Speaker 5: lyrics on all of our socials. Just find us at

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01:00:32,200 --> 01:00:34,800
Speaker 5: Brooke and Jeffrey on YouTube and TikTok and instead.

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01:00:34,600 --> 01:00:36,760
Speaker 2: Everywhere you know and share with all your uncle Ned's

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01:00:36,800 --> 01:00:37,120
Speaker 2: out there.

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01:00:37,760 --> 01:00:39,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, Thanksgiving.

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01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:42,760
Speaker 5: Yes, your dad's new girlfriend is gonna love it.

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Speaker 3: I love this show.

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01:00:45,840 --> 01:00:48,480
Speaker 5: That's your song here the week, Happy Thanksgiving everybody. We're

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01:00:48,480 --> 01:00:58,600
Speaker 5: gonna do a phone tap right after this. Christina is

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01:00:58,680 --> 01:01:00,600
Speaker 5: a new player with us on the phone today. She

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01:01:00,840 --> 01:01:04,959
Speaker 5: is married with two kids, both teenagers. She works full

1229
01:01:05,040 --> 01:01:09,000
Speaker 5: time in tech, but also owns a mini donut food

1230
01:01:09,120 --> 01:01:12,840
Speaker 5: truck on the side. Christina, is it possible you could

1231
01:01:12,880 --> 01:01:15,760
Speaker 5: just park that in my mouth later, just the whole truck?

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01:01:16,200 --> 01:01:18,120
Speaker 10: Probably I could probably arrange that.

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01:01:18,280 --> 01:01:22,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess you like the most popular teen mom ever.

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Speaker 12: Absolutely, as long as I have donuts in my hand.

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01:01:25,280 --> 01:01:28,360
Speaker 5: Absolutely, do you have like a specialty donut that you

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01:01:28,480 --> 01:01:29,320
Speaker 5: serve from your truck?

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01:01:30,240 --> 01:01:34,120
Speaker 12: So our favorite is the maple bacon, and people go

1238
01:01:34,280 --> 01:01:37,680
Speaker 12: crazy for it, but you'd be surprised. People also just

1239
01:01:37,800 --> 01:01:42,720
Speaker 12: love traditional chocolate with sprinkles, or the ever popular with

1240
01:01:42,920 --> 01:01:45,280
Speaker 12: the young folks is the fruity pebble one.

1241
01:01:45,520 --> 01:01:49,720
Speaker 5: Yeah, man, all right, Well, we Unfortunately we have to

1242
01:01:50,000 --> 01:01:52,120
Speaker 5: bring Donut Talk to an end for the day because

1243
01:01:52,160 --> 01:01:53,320
Speaker 5: we got to play a game here.

1244
01:01:53,520 --> 01:01:54,600
Speaker 3: I could go for a hot guy.

1245
01:01:54,640 --> 01:01:56,560
Speaker 5: I know it's such a bummer, but we have thirty

1246
01:01:56,560 --> 01:01:58,240
Speaker 5: seconds on the clock to answer as many questions as

1247
01:01:58,240 --> 01:01:59,640
Speaker 5: possiblef you don't know when you can say pass. You

1248
01:01:59,680 --> 01:02:01,240
Speaker 5: have to be brook outright if you want to win.

1249
01:02:01,640 --> 01:02:04,760
Speaker 5: Are you ready? Yes, let's do it. Your time starts now.

1250
01:02:05,160 --> 01:02:08,400
Speaker 5: Carly ray Jepson celebrates a birthday today. What twenty twelve

1251
01:02:08,560 --> 01:02:14,240
Speaker 5: song of hers sold eighteen million copies. Gorgonzola, rochefort, and

1252
01:02:14,480 --> 01:02:16,320
Speaker 5: Danish are forms of what type of cheese?

1253
01:02:18,000 --> 01:02:19,880
Speaker 6: Uh? Jeers?

1254
01:02:21,200 --> 01:02:24,080
Speaker 5: What specific type of dress? Was popularized in the nineteen

1255
01:02:24,160 --> 01:02:30,120
Speaker 5: twenties by women dancing to jazz, which US state produces

1256
01:02:30,160 --> 01:02:34,600
Speaker 5: the majority of America's lobsters. Main Boxing Day is a

1257
01:02:34,600 --> 01:02:38,960
Speaker 5: British holiday celebrated after what American holiday?

1258
01:02:39,320 --> 01:02:40,320
Speaker 10: Oh it's Christmas?

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01:02:40,640 --> 01:02:44,080
Speaker 5: Well done, now brooks back into the studio here terrible?

1260
01:02:44,400 --> 01:02:45,360
Speaker 5: Oh you did great?

1261
01:02:45,720 --> 01:02:46,160
Speaker 6: Is nice?

1262
01:02:46,240 --> 01:02:46,680
Speaker 7: Christina?

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01:02:46,880 --> 01:02:51,080
Speaker 5: Come on, it says this year, Christina, you're going to

1264
01:02:51,120 --> 01:02:54,880
Speaker 5: be hosting Thanksgiving for anywhere between ten to twenty people.

1265
01:02:55,120 --> 01:02:56,280
Speaker 5: You're not sure who's coming.

1266
01:02:57,480 --> 01:03:00,600
Speaker 12: Well, you don't know what family drama's gonna unfold, so

1267
01:03:01,080 --> 01:03:03,520
Speaker 12: you know, we just keep it open. Everyone's invited.

1268
01:03:03,640 --> 01:03:04,920
Speaker 5: Are you the source of the drama?

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01:03:05,960 --> 01:03:06,000
Speaker 8: No?

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01:03:08,160 --> 01:03:10,760
Speaker 5: Come on, guys, of course, donuts solve problem.

1271
01:03:10,840 --> 01:03:12,720
Speaker 2: Do you stuff your turkey with donuts?

1272
01:03:13,480 --> 01:03:13,520
Speaker 6: No?

1273
01:03:14,120 --> 01:03:14,920
Speaker 10: That's a shot though.

1274
01:03:15,280 --> 01:03:17,840
Speaker 5: Hey, Christina, take a break for a second because it's

1275
01:03:17,880 --> 01:03:20,720
Speaker 5: Brooks turn Brook You ready, Yes, your time starts now.

1276
01:03:21,280 --> 01:03:24,320
Speaker 5: Carli Rai Jebson celebrates a birthday today. What twenty twelve

1277
01:03:24,440 --> 01:03:28,600
Speaker 5: song of hers sold eighteen million copies? Probably maybe Gorgonzola,

1278
01:03:28,880 --> 01:03:32,200
Speaker 5: roquefort and Danish are forms of what type of cheese?

1279
01:03:32,640 --> 01:03:33,520
Speaker 2: Mock meat cheese?

1280
01:03:33,600 --> 01:03:33,720
Speaker 6: Well?

1281
01:03:33,760 --> 01:03:37,080
Speaker 2: What type of cheese? Oh, it's just gonna be cheese.

1282
01:03:37,240 --> 01:03:38,840
Speaker 2: There are a hard cheese there.

1283
01:03:39,360 --> 01:03:41,920
Speaker 5: Yeah, I can know what to tell you. What specific

1284
01:03:42,000 --> 01:03:44,720
Speaker 5: type of dress was popularized in the nineteen twenties by

1285
01:03:44,840 --> 01:03:48,880
Speaker 5: women dancing to jazz flapper dresses, which US state produces

1286
01:03:48,960 --> 01:03:50,960
Speaker 5: the majority of America's lobsters.

1287
01:03:51,240 --> 01:03:54,680
Speaker 2: I means it's probably gonna be Alaska.

1288
01:03:58,080 --> 01:03:58,680
Speaker 7: Lobsters.

1289
01:03:58,960 --> 01:04:01,560
Speaker 5: It's okay, let's let's let brook question herself for another

1290
01:04:01,600 --> 01:04:02,160
Speaker 5: five minutes.

1291
01:04:03,000 --> 01:04:04,480
Speaker 1: I thought you were going to ask me what they were,

1292
01:04:04,520 --> 01:04:07,800
Speaker 1: and I was like, those are cheeses, Jozz, they're probably

1293
01:04:07,840 --> 01:04:08,480
Speaker 1: blue cheeses.

1294
01:04:08,800 --> 01:04:10,640
Speaker 2: That's why she didn't get too full of myself.

1295
01:04:10,800 --> 01:04:12,760
Speaker 5: Let's go to the scoreboard, and sier Boll did with

1296
01:04:12,840 --> 01:04:15,880
Speaker 5: Jose getting drunk in the morning. Who are you, Kathy Lee.

1297
01:04:15,840 --> 01:04:19,920
Speaker 3: Kissels, Christina, you got too correct today?

1298
01:04:21,280 --> 01:04:23,520
Speaker 10: Oh it's pretty good.

1299
01:04:23,880 --> 01:04:31,360
Speaker 5: Oh my Brook three correct? Barely wish so close? Christina

1300
01:04:31,480 --> 01:04:33,680
Speaker 5: just barely wasn't enough. Let's go over the answers. It's

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01:04:33,760 --> 01:04:37,520
Speaker 5: Carl Ray Jebson's birthday in twenty twelve. Her song Call

1302
01:04:37,680 --> 01:04:41,600
Speaker 5: Me Maybe sold eighteen million copies and it's haunting us

1303
01:04:41,760 --> 01:04:42,400
Speaker 5: to this day.

1304
01:04:42,840 --> 01:04:44,800
Speaker 2: I love it, but I feel like it's that that

1305
01:04:45,000 --> 01:04:45,880
Speaker 2: decade's mbop.

1306
01:04:46,440 --> 01:04:50,440
Speaker 5: Yeah, it just won't go away. Gorganzola, rochefort and Danish. Yes,

1307
01:04:50,520 --> 01:04:53,919
Speaker 5: they are types of cheeses. Brook blue Cheesesay, Christina said

1308
01:04:53,960 --> 01:04:57,280
Speaker 5: cheese to. The specific type of dress popularized in the

1309
01:04:57,320 --> 01:05:00,800
Speaker 5: twenties by women dancing to jazz were flapper dresses. Majority

1310
01:05:00,800 --> 01:05:03,960
Speaker 5: of America's lobsters come from Maine. Over eighty percent of

1311
01:05:04,080 --> 01:05:06,120
Speaker 5: all lobsters in America are from there.

1312
01:05:06,240 --> 01:05:06,640
Speaker 2: That's a lot.

1313
01:05:07,040 --> 01:05:12,000
Speaker 5: Boxing Days, a British holiday celebrated after which American Holiday Christmas.

1314
01:05:12,360 --> 01:05:15,480
Speaker 5: I love that we're calling Christmas American only. Yeah, I

1315
01:05:15,680 --> 01:05:16,000
Speaker 5: own it.

1316
01:05:17,720 --> 01:05:18,480
Speaker 3: Started in Germany.

1317
01:05:18,600 --> 01:05:21,040
Speaker 5: Christina, thank you so much for being on. It wasn't

1318
01:05:21,160 --> 01:05:23,640
Speaker 5: enough to beat brook, but just for playing, we are

1319
01:05:23,840 --> 01:05:25,840
Speaker 5: going to give you a pair of tickets to Holiday

1320
01:05:25,880 --> 01:05:28,600
Speaker 5: Magic at the Washington State Fair Events Center. Step into

1321
01:05:28,600 --> 01:05:31,480
Speaker 5: a glittering wonderland this December and experience why Holiday Magic

1322
01:05:31,760 --> 01:05:35,520
Speaker 5: is the region's fastest growing holiday tradition. It starts December

1323
01:05:35,560 --> 01:05:38,439
Speaker 5: fifth and then runs on select dates through December twenty third.

1324
01:05:38,800 --> 01:05:41,760
Speaker 12: Thank you so much, and Brooke, you're such a great player.

1325
01:05:42,120 --> 01:05:42,600
Speaker 10: I love you.

1326
01:05:44,200 --> 01:05:45,320
Speaker 2: You're so lovely too.

1327
01:05:45,920 --> 01:05:48,400
Speaker 5: Yeah, what about that host that did this segment, he's

1328
01:05:48,440 --> 01:05:48,959
Speaker 5: pretty cool.

1329
01:05:49,200 --> 01:05:52,760
Speaker 6: Oh my gosh, for sure, Christina, come back.

1330
01:05:52,680 --> 01:05:54,320
Speaker 5: And play again soon. We're going to do win Brooks

1331
01:05:54,320 --> 01:05:56,120
Speaker 5: Bucks same time on Monday

1332
01:05:56,600 --> 01:05:58,120
Speaker 8: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.